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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: LordManHammer on April 03, 2021, 09:59:10 AM
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https://youtu.be/c2z1TY0R5-A
They’re making it just too easy to make fun of.
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Thoughts and prayers
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Yeah, I'm not gonna watch some random Kyro vid.
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April fooled
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April fooled
Exactly what I thought, honestly you know deep down he wants a guest spot with JCassanova or shoutout.
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Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye
Probably from his vengeful children
I too would hate being filmed playing with toys
Burn in hell Zenu man, burn in hell
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Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye
finally took his head out of his ass
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Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye
finally took his head out of his ass
Made me spit my drink out.
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It's an April Fools joke.
Anyways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE
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we could only wish...
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Damn poor bastard got some pretty bad pink eye
Probably from his vengeful children
I too would hate being filmed playing with toys
Burn in hell Zenu man, burn in hell
This kind of looked like a haiku so i edited and made one:
bastard got pink eye
probably from his children
burn zenu man, burn
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.
And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
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It's an April Fools joke.
Anyways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE
Holyfuck I only made 37 seconds in but that was something.
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.
And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.
Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.
And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.
Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5
Not that I support this snake oil in any way but this was a fav story of 2018: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/05/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-to-pay-out-over-unproven-health-benefits-of-vaginal-eggs
Goop’s website still claims that inserting the eggs into the vagina helps “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force”.
Its $66 Jade Egg and $55 Rose Quartz egg are still offered for sale on the site, but the company has agreed to pay $145,000 to settle allegations that it previously made unscientific claims about the eggs, and a herbal essence that it had said helped tackle depression.
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Damn let’s never post anything about these dudes ever again... good or bad. Please and thank you.
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.
And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.
Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5
Not that I support this snake oil in any way but this was a fav story of 2018: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/05/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-to-pay-out-over-unproven-health-benefits-of-vaginal-eggs
Goop’s website still claims that inserting the eggs into the vagina helps “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force”.
Its $66 Jade Egg and $55 Rose Quartz egg are still offered for sale on the site, but the company has agreed to pay $145,000 to settle allegations that it previously made unscientific claims about the eggs, and a herbal essence that it had said helped tackle depression.
Don't forget about the explosive vagina candles
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Imagine thinking you are clowning Braille on a new post and it turns out you actually fell for THEIR April Fools joke? Damn.
Hello my friend I'd like to introduce you to the concept of shalom
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Berra for sure funds this clown. #insidejob
For real though, fuck Scientology.
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Gwenyth Paltrow on Braille??
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Has anyone on Slap burned one of Gwyneth Paltrow's vag candles?
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One can be one with the sauce, or one can be lost in the sauce
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It's an April Fools joke.
Anyways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE
i still genuinely enjoy this
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It's like me looking up advice from Chris Joslin
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Don’t play with my emotions
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Imagine thinking you are clowning Braille on a new post and it turns out you actually fell for THEIR April Fools joke? Damn.
As opposed to half the crap we bitch about that’s posted on UWTB?! I’d say this is pretty good prank regardless if we like it or not.
Shalom
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The day Braille dies, maybe when I'm super old and can barely take a shit without assistance, that day will be a good day. Fuck him and everyone that works at Braille. Never mind the Olympics, never mind how awful Nike is, never mind all that, fuck Braille and fuck scientology.
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GwYnEtH PaLtRoW's Go0p
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Damn, no signature
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Yeah, I'm not gonna watch some random Kyro vid.
RETWEET
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Beyond impressed that this dork has the reach to get Gwyneth Paltrow to participate in his corny April Fool's prank
edit - I did a quick google search and immediately found a picture of her son wearing an Illegal Civ hoodie, so I'm guessing that's the route this took
Is she a scientologist as well?
She is super cute, but a complete piece of shit.
I doubt she's a scientologist and I don't know anything about her personally, I was just surprised to see a genuine A-list movie star there.
And for sure, she has aged like fine wine. Absolutely stunning.
She peddles her GOOP line of products and they're terrible. They're supposed to be "healthy" but some create a big risk for infections and other problems.
Basically, she uses her looks and status as celebrity to sell snake oil to the average person.
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-lab-netflix-941830/
https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51312441
https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/02/08/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-lab-is-horrible-medical-industry-is-partly-blame/
https://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5
Not that I support this snake oil in any way but this was a fav story of 2018: https://www.theguardian.com/film/2018/sep/05/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-to-pay-out-over-unproven-health-benefits-of-vaginal-eggs
Goop’s website still claims that inserting the eggs into the vagina helps “cultivate sexual energy, clear chi pathways in the body, intensify femininity, and invigorate our life force”.
Its $66 Jade Egg and $55 Rose Quartz egg are still offered for sale on the site, but the company has agreed to pay $145,000 to settle allegations that it previously made unscientific claims about the eggs, and a herbal essence that it had said helped tackle depression.
Don't forget about the explosive vagina candles
Think of the smells coming from that burning room.
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I feel so bad for Ricky Glaser, because he seems a genuinely nice and humble dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmObtIgsjHU
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I made it 20 seconds in and was already annoyed.
If your joke is a ten and half minute long video, then you are not funny.
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I lasted until he started to rap and threw my phone. Actually offensive. Just when you thought he couldn't get more punchable
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I feel so bad for Ricky Glaser, because he seems a genuinely nice and humble dude.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmObtIgsjHU
he;s gonna get kicked off braille for being too talented and making them look bad, like carlos lastra
not saying carlos is hot shit, but he made the braille guys look like beginner skaters in comparison
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he;s gonna get kicked off braille for being too talented and making them look bad, like carlos lastra
not saying carlos is hot shit, but he made the braille guys look like beginner skaters in comparison
I feel bad for Carlos in general, but that dude was a huge kook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7BhCg8en4
He nearly won the the Game of Skate in Phoenix and no one cheered for him. It was really sad.
https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/13032739/es-game-of-skate-brackets
(Funny all these years I remembered Jon Rob winning, but it was Nick Forini who won... which makes no one really cheering for Carlos even sadder as Forini was criticized pretty hard for his robotic style at the time.)
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I made it 20 seconds in and was already annoyed.
If your joke is a ten and half minute long video, then you are not funny.
Yeah I made it to him rapping and wasn’t going to watch it, just like watching a train wreck I had to share it.
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https://youtu.be/c2z1TY0R5-A
They’re making it just too easy to make fun of.
Gross lizard eyes, weird vibes!! Ew
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It's an April Fools joke.
Anyways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv32onsjaeE
Im glad im not the only one
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Berra for sure funds this clown. #insidejob
For real though, fuck Scientology.
What a dark thought. Imagine being some kid on YouTube who likes kooky shit just like the rest of us did at a tender age, who grows into a teenager wanting to rebel against their youthful foolishness only to fall into a den of further scientology darkness. It's too terrible to even imagine
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he;s gonna get kicked off braille for being too talented and making them look bad, like carlos lastra
not saying carlos is hot shit, but he made the braille guys look like beginner skaters in comparison
I feel bad for Carlos in general, but that dude was a huge kook.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8q7BhCg8en4
He nearly won the the Game of Skate in Phoenix and no one cheered for him. It was really sad.
https://www.yumpu.com/en/document/read/13032739/es-game-of-skate-brackets
(Funny all these years I remembered Jon Rob winning, but it was Nick Forini who won... which makes no one really cheering for Carlos even sadder as Forini was criticized pretty hard for his robotic style at the time.)
this was horrifying to watch honestly, brutal
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Even if it wasn’t posted April 1st how could you think this was serious? I guess that’s why slap goes along with some suspect stuff nowadays.