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Title: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: lk130 on April 19, 2021, 11:47:40 PM
Starting it off. .
Digital Skateboarding
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Post by: cucktard on April 19, 2021, 11:59:37 PM
Sky Siljeg
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Post by: Ayanami on April 19, 2021, 11:59:47 PM
Brandon Westgate
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Post by: matty_c on April 20, 2021, 12:01:59 AM
All of them
They’re all pretty small irl, man
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Post by: Paul Cicero on April 20, 2021, 12:11:28 AM
After Smoke and Mirrors Cody Mac, I’ll admit, I’ve still got a soft spot for him.  :)
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on April 20, 2021, 12:12:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwUphNZcUE
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Post by: Eric Dolphy on April 20, 2021, 12:14:07 AM
I thought Numbers would become one of the bigger board companies.

I expected Tiago to be bigger in person, like 6'2" and hench. He's about 5'9" and has an athletic build, slim but muscular.
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Post by: Prostate Exam on April 20, 2021, 12:14:23 AM
Jeremy Rogers said he fits magnums
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Post by: excitableboy on April 20, 2021, 02:30:57 AM
Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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Post by: ziggy on April 20, 2021, 02:53:43 AM
Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.

5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?
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Post by: excitableboy on April 20, 2021, 02:58:25 AM
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Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?

Haha, nailed it. I just meant quite short compared to what I expected. Must have been the slim fits and giant pop. He was about my height which is indeed below average in this part of the world.
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Post by: QixHexagon on April 20, 2021, 03:20:48 AM
April Skateboards. Not that they're not doing well, but I thought by this time the company would already be with a bigger team and maybe more videos?

Antonio Durao: when I first saw him in the early Numbers videos, I thought the was going to take the world by storm soon. I guess he's young and can still do that. Dude rips.

Also, my ex tits when I met her. But she can say the same about my pp and balls...
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Post by: matty_c on April 20, 2021, 03:27:34 AM
5.11 is average height yeah?
What are you, a hobbit?
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Post by: brucewillis on April 20, 2021, 04:50:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwUphNZcUE
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on April 20, 2021, 05:05:41 AM
scott kane.
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Post by: sketchyrider on April 20, 2021, 05:19:30 AM
5.11 is average height yeah?
What are you, a hobbit?

avg height in the US for dudes is 5'9"
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Post by: Tear Up a Trick on April 20, 2021, 05:33:17 AM
Starting it off. .
Digital Skateboarding

I think an obvious one who should have been bigger is Sean Young.

Not saying "better" Catwoman necessarily, just different, and there's room for one more, and I thought Sean Young would have been bigger.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtGke9c8Y (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtGke9c8Y)
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Post by: nevrwasben on April 20, 2021, 06:18:32 AM
I know he’s not done yet, but, Kader
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on April 20, 2021, 06:56:03 AM
Johnny Layton.
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on April 20, 2021, 07:07:45 AM
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Post by: sbmfj on April 20, 2021, 07:09:04 AM
Zered, always thought he was taller. Awesome skater tho.
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Post by: fs180 on April 20, 2021, 07:11:49 AM
The slap messag board
A few years back i thought may be one day every skater will use it but nower days its just companys and pros hiding behind avatars and trying to create a buzz and attention for their company with fake topics
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Post by: S. on April 20, 2021, 07:14:07 AM
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Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?
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Haha, nailed it. I just meant quite short compared to what I expected. Must have been the slim fits and giant pop. He was about my height which is indeed below average in this part of the world.

5.11 seems about right. I saw Dylan in person once and I was super impressed at how powerful he was even though he looked so skinny. He skated a super steep and Rough Bank and backslid it with no wax every try while filming a line. I had skated that spot for years and I didn‘t even think that trick was possible even with a lot of wax.

5.11 is the average height of males in Germany. It is above average for German skaters, though.

Skaters heights is my favorite topic. I thought Heath would be much bigger. He was about 5.8

The same with Jon Dixon. He‘s even shorter, about 5.6 He was really buff though. He looked like a professional gymnist or Olympic wrestler or something.
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Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on April 20, 2021, 07:17:49 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAwUphNZcUE

Holy FUCK, nostalgia bomb
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Post by: JamesFardy on April 20, 2021, 07:19:07 AM
Cale nuske
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Post by: GMB on April 20, 2021, 07:25:50 AM
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Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?
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Haha, nailed it. I just meant quite short compared to what I expected. Must have been the slim fits and giant pop. He was about my height which is indeed below average in this part of the world.
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5.11 seems about right. I saw Dylan in person once and I was super impressed at how powerful he was even though he looked so skinny. He skated a super steep and Rough Bank and backslid it with no wax every try while filming a line. I had skated that spot for years and I didn‘t even think that trick was possible even with a lot of wax.

5.11 is the average height of males in Germany. It is above average for German skaters, though.

Skaters heights is my favorite topic. I thought Heath would be much bigger. He was about 5.8

The same with Jon Dixon. He‘s even shorter, about 5.6 He was really buff though. He looked like a professional gymnist or Olympic Redford or something.

Always wondered kircharts height, thought he was taller. Where did you see that info? Or you saw him in person? Im about 6 07 (1,85m) imagined he was around it haha
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Post by: ediota on April 20, 2021, 08:04:22 AM
i wish Billy Davenport could get a place on a bigger brand, he is so sick!
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Post by: bigbevev on April 20, 2021, 08:04:42 AM
Mason Silva was pretty short when I saw him, was thoroughly surprised
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Post by: Swithflip on April 20, 2021, 08:10:18 AM
Tiago should be SOTY.
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Post by: sketchyrider on April 20, 2021, 08:16:07 AM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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Post by: Hands down Hass out on April 20, 2021, 08:55:41 AM
https://youtu.be/CC5IEmQWK9s

David Bowens
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Post by: Pavs323 on April 20, 2021, 08:57:36 AM
I thought Victor Aceves was gonna become one of the mainstays for Emerica and Foundation. It’s really too bad he absolutely shredded his knee. I guess it’s not over for him yet, but the guy can still barely move his foot well over a year later. I’m still rooting for him though, seems like a nice kid.
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Post by: Bugsytootsie on April 20, 2021, 09:00:44 AM
https://youtu.be/BOqC0JjuFfY
Darkstar team in general. Dyet, Machnau, Lutzka. Decenzo to an extent too.
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Post by: mj23 on April 20, 2021, 09:03:11 AM
Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
I swore I saw Alex Olson on the subway in Brooklyn a few years ago looking rather short, but then a bunch of people in the AO thread insisted that he was actually “taller than Dylan.” At the same time, a bunch of people agreed with me that he was actually short.

So I think there are a few possible explanations.
1. People who think Alex and Dylan are/were “tall” are actually short lil skate ppl, easily impressed by even average height
2. There are multiple AO doppelgängers hanging around NYC
3. Online celebrity height listings are ALWAYS inflated by at least an inch or two
4. Alex was standing on his tiptoes in the fat bill portrait photo where he looks taller than Dylan (not so far fetched, he’s a very vain guy)
5. AO actually *is* a tall fella and I was tripping on the subway that day (I do smoke a lot of weed, and I always have trouble recognizing faces, even people I know)

the truth is out there
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Post by: SneakySecrets on April 20, 2021, 09:05:51 AM
I like the two different definitions of “big” running concurrently in this topic.
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on April 20, 2021, 09:19:27 AM
Every pro I’ve seen is shorter and thinner in real life except Andrew Cannon who was fatter. It’s kinda like how a lot of people say Rihanna is much prettier in person, camera just does weird things to your proportions.
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Post by: lk130 on April 20, 2021, 09:40:05 AM
Filmbot
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Post by: Molte on April 20, 2021, 09:54:37 AM
Big Pink's tits
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Post by: SatanicPanic on April 20, 2021, 10:11:12 AM
Wes is shorter than I expected. For some reason I thought he was on the tall side
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Post by: hairdo on April 20, 2021, 10:38:55 AM
I misjudged the size of sponsored/pro women skaters I see on IG. I went to the X Games in 2019 and they're all under 5'4". Jenn Soto is like 5 feet tall and 90 lbs and I thought she looked tall and lanky on her IG

in term of career and stuff like that I don't know how to judge anymore. I thought Malto was going to be bigger but then I look at his IG and he has 1M follower and still on Nike so maybe he is big and I just stopped paying attention.

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Post by: S. on April 20, 2021, 10:39:10 AM
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Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?
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Haha, nailed it. I just meant quite short compared to what I expected. Must have been the slim fits and giant pop. He was about my height which is indeed below average in this part of the world.
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5.11 seems about right. I saw Dylan in person once and I was super impressed at how powerful he was even though he looked so skinny. He skated a super steep and Rough Bank and backslid it with no wax every try while filming a line. I had skated that spot for years and I didn‘t even think that trick was possible even with a lot of wax.

5.11 is the average height of males in Germany. It is above average for German skaters, though.

Skaters heights is my favorite topic. I thought Heath would be much bigger. He was about 5.8

The same with Jon Dixon. He‘s even shorter, about 5.6 He was really buff though. He looked like a professional gymnist or Olympic Redford or something.
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Always wondered kircharts height, thought he was taller. Where did you see that info? Or you saw him in person? Im about 6 07 (1,85m) imagined he was around it haha

I saw him at the same Emerica Demo where I saw Jon Dixon. I always thought Heath was my height too. I am about 6 foot tall. Figgy was at the same demo. He is actually a really big guy. I‘d say 6.4 at least.
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on April 20, 2021, 10:44:29 AM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
It's better to have a consistently short team than to have one Grant Patterson and everyone else needs to sit down for the photo
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Post by: Dark Knight on April 20, 2021, 10:48:34 AM
i wish Billy Davenport could get a place on a bigger brand, he is so sick!

Dude has ripped for a while.  Too bad Listen/BLVD never took off.

Eric Fletcher
Travis Stenger
Nate Broussard
Brad Hiser
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on April 20, 2021, 11:13:32 AM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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It's better to have a consistently short team than to have one Grant Patterson and everyone else needs to sit down for the photo
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/skateboarding.transworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/redstar-team-600x317.png?w=600&ssl=1)

Man this shit is cracking me up... skating has truly gone through some awful phases style-wise lmao.
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Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 20, 2021, 11:36:53 AM
I thought Numbers would become one of the bigger board companies.

I expected Tiago to be bigger in person, like 6'2" and hench. He's about 5'9" and has an athletic build, slim but muscular.

It’s funny how most pros are short lol
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Post by: Buttholesurfer on April 20, 2021, 11:50:34 AM
I saw Alex Olson and the boss skating which other at my local school curbs spot. They were almost the same height if that holds some info
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Post by: SatanicPanic on April 20, 2021, 12:01:33 PM
Eric Koston is taller than I would have guessed tho. For some reason I assumed he was short but he’s like six feet tall
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Post by: alex on April 20, 2021, 12:31:54 PM
I always knew BA was big but he was definitely a lot taller in person than I expected
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Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 20, 2021, 12:58:09 PM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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It's better to have a consistently short team than to have one Grant Patterson and everyone else needs to sit down for the photo
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Man this shit is cracking me up... skating has truly gone through some awful phases style-wise lmao.

The second guy from the left lol
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Post by: NorthShore on April 20, 2021, 01:25:50 PM
Tom Cruise!
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Post by: lk130 on April 20, 2021, 03:24:07 PM
Ba wearing a size 13 or 14 lol
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Post by: Dark Knight on April 20, 2021, 03:36:53 PM
Oh, if we’re talking height here then I’m all off.  Haha

I’m 6’4”, so I’m taller than a lot of people. But it is surprising to see how small some pros are when you see them in person.

For me it’s the guys that you know are tall but then when you see them in person they’re not.

BA comes to mind on that one.  I thought he was going to be gigantic but he’s shorter than me.

I saw Biebel at the same demo and was surprised at how big he was.  Not tall, just a big dude. This was when Jereme Rogers was an unknown am on Girl to give you a timeline.

Diego Najera looks tall as hell, anyone here ever see him in person?

Funny to me how everyone fears Antwaun Dixon like he’s huge but he’s not big at all.
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Post by: lk130 on April 20, 2021, 03:47:28 PM
Tall skaters I've heard of,
Adelmo Jr
Reynolds
Heath?
Tony Hawk
Donta Hill
Ba is tall lol
Gt is nearly 6ft
Cyrus Bennett seems tall
Gershon Mosley
Levi Brown
Kechaud Johnson
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.

i think its just the forced perspective of the image with the taller dudes in the back and shorter ones in front.
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Post by: ziggy on April 20, 2021, 03:57:42 PM
Abdias Rivera
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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i think its just the forced perspective of the image with the taller dudes in the back and shorter ones in front.

Adrian Lopez on a smoke break from his shift at Santa's workshop. 
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Post by: hairdo on April 20, 2021, 04:08:42 PM
Oh, if we’re talking height here then I’m all off.  Haha

I’m 6’4”, so I’m taller than a lot of people. But it is surprising to see how small some pros are when you see them in person.

For me it’s the guys that you know are tall but then when you see them in person they’re not.

BA comes to mind on that one.  I thought he was going to be gigantic but he’s shorter than me.

I saw Biebel at the same demo and was surprised at how big he was.  Not tall, just a big dude. This was when Jereme Rogers was an unknown am on Girl to give you a timeline.

Diego Najera looks tall as hell, anyone here ever see him in person?

Funny to me how everyone fears Antwaun Dixon like he’s huge but he’s not big at all.

I always thought Biebel was short but he's actually taller than guys like MJ and Rick McCrank. He seems like a short guy but he's like 6 foot. A lot of skaters I thought were around 6 foot tall are actually like 5'9"

Surprisingly to me was that Koston was so tall. The tallest dude from that crowd though is Rick Howard. He is like the tallest guy associated with Girl and Chocolate.  he's like 1-2 inches taller than BA. I think that makes him one of the tallest pro skaters in history
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Post by: DannyDee on April 20, 2021, 04:10:44 PM
Unless you are talking about Pancho Moler, it is way easier to stand out in skating for being 6 foot plus, than being sub 5'7. It's why people like Caleb Barnett, and Figgy stand out as giants relative to their peers.
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Post by: Hyliannightmare on April 20, 2021, 04:16:36 PM
Thank you
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Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 20, 2021, 04:36:11 PM
Oh, if we’re talking height here then I’m all off.  Haha

I’m 6’4”, so I’m taller than a lot of people. But it is surprising to see how small some pros are when you see them in person.

For me it’s the guys that you know are tall but then when you see them in person they’re not.

BA comes to mind on that one.  I thought he was going to be gigantic but he’s shorter than me.

I saw Biebel at the same demo and was surprised at how big he was.  Not tall, just a big dude. This was when Jereme Rogers was an unknown am on Girl to give you a timeline.

Diego Najera looks tall as hell, anyone here ever see him in person?

Funny to me how everyone fears Antwaun Dixon like he’s huge but he’s not big at all.

I’m nowhere near that (I’m 1m84 don’t know what it converts to in feet) and most skaters I meet are smaller. In fact the better skaters at my locals tend to be short
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Post by: Not A Damn Chance on April 20, 2021, 04:39:44 PM
Hjalte isn’t as physically big as perceived.
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Post by: elbarto on April 20, 2021, 04:47:10 PM
Zered, always thought he was taller. Awesome skater tho.

Zered has always looked 4 feet tall to me lol, doesn’t change my view on his skating though. Ripper.
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Post by: waffle on April 20, 2021, 04:59:44 PM
Jake Johnson is like 6’7.
David Loy is roughly my height (6’3). Figgy like 6’4.
A fair amount of prominent older pros (Hawk, Blender, Schroeder) are tall.

Lots of sponsored skaters are pretty short, though  - maybe the reduced center of gravity and lower severity of slams plays a role.

I always thought forest would blow up much more than he did - just stayed in the black box camp and water-logged his career before it even started.
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Post by: Chavo on April 20, 2021, 05:35:49 PM
I saw Mike V. watching an am contest when he just joined World Industries. Was surprised that he was both short and scrawny. He may have grown since then (IMDB lists him as 5'10").
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Post by: artskool on April 20, 2021, 06:46:29 PM
So many pro skaters in general are extremely scrawny. I'm a small guy, but am often surprised at how bird-boned a lot of these guys are. Even a lot of the average height fellas are like 130 lbs. I do think that being super light is a lot easier on the knees, hence skating probably selects heavily for really light guys.
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Post by: Bugsytootsie on April 20, 2021, 08:50:30 PM
Momentum wheels
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Post by: Brguy on April 20, 2021, 09:10:29 PM
Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.
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Post by: rocklobster on April 20, 2021, 09:15:55 PM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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i think its just the forced perspective of the image with the taller dudes in the back and shorter ones in front.
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Adrian Lopez on a smoke break from his shift at Santa's workshop.

Comment made my day
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Post by: Narcissus on April 20, 2021, 09:38:28 PM
Ron Whaley is enormous. Ripper, too.

Bill Pepper?
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Post by: lk140 on April 20, 2021, 09:51:18 PM
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Post by: fortunecattlesteakhouse on April 20, 2021, 10:38:09 PM
theyre called little people now not the m word
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Post by: jakeumms on April 21, 2021, 12:26:46 AM
Skateboarding is nothing but a game to find the right fits to appear like you're a proportional human being instead of a midget or a giant.
Belongs in the skate conspriacies thread
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Post by: Dark Knight on April 21, 2021, 02:12:12 AM
Jake Johnson is like 6’7.

You’re tripping, no way he’s 6’7”.  That’s ridiculous.

Tallest is probably a toss up between Ron Whaley, Sean Payne or Donta Hill.
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Post by: Prostate Exam on April 21, 2021, 04:43:22 AM
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Damn, the Shire is poppin off
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Post by: Swithflip on April 21, 2021, 04:56:26 AM
Titi Gourmit deserves more shine.

Pat Channita would take Castillo place in crailtap.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Reed Richards on April 21, 2021, 05:13:28 AM
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I always liked this FA/Hockey team picture for perspective, even if KB is missing.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Swithflip on April 21, 2021, 05:19:17 AM
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I always liked this FA/Hockey team picture for perspective, even if KB is missing.

Terps???? This dude is a ghost.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on April 21, 2021, 05:45:18 AM
What really gets me is the skinniness of some pros’ legs who still have massive pop. Lucien Clarke’s calves look like they are all bone, for example. Might have to do with being a couture model in his case, but I’m sure there’s other as well

Ps I have very skinny legs myself but I have the non-pop to match them.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: mushroom slice on April 21, 2021, 07:01:26 AM
Most pros are shorter then 6ft. Average height is probably about 5,10 for a pro skater. I always wonder if foot size plays into ability.
Brian Anderson taught me how to tre flip and his secret was it’s all in his back big toe. He has some big ass feet so I’m sure it really is just a matter of flicking his big toe but for me I’m using all my toes and I still can’t do that trick.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: lk130 on April 21, 2021, 07:11:13 AM
Ba might have the best tre flip, just backfoot too
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: conqueso on April 21, 2021, 07:29:26 AM
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Jake Johnson is like 6’7.
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You’re tripping, no way he’s 6’7”.  That’s ridiculous.

Tallest is probably a toss up between Ron Whaley, Sean Payne or Donta Hill.

I think stacy lowery was also 6'6
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on April 21, 2021, 07:32:23 AM
Everybody thinks they're taller than they are and they always think other people are extremely tall or extremely short, there's no in between
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: swishfrontblunt on April 21, 2021, 08:16:17 AM
Crazy to see what a steaming pile of burn outs the mystery team turned into apart from Gilby. It's an all dwarf line-up, like maybe the chief wouldn't hire anyone taller than him? Lower center of gravity definitely seems to help but not as much as shoe size, the fact that sample size is 9 and Quasi and FA refuse to put out a board over 8.5 says a lot, hilarious to see a normal size dude like Caleb Barnett on what literally looks like a popsicle stick. Then you look at T-Blood and the rest of the termite gang and wonder if starting to skate earlier in life, like drinking coffee or smoking weed, somehow locks you in as a man child? Like fucks up your bone growth? I've said it before and I'll say it again Mark Suciu probably gets youth sized boxes.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 21, 2021, 08:19:10 AM
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Jake Johnson is like 6’7.
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You’re tripping, no way he’s 6’7”.  That’s ridiculous.

Tallest is probably a toss up between Ron Whaley, Sean Payne or Donta Hill.
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I think stacy lowery was also 6'6

Jovontae had to be at least 6’4.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: S. on April 21, 2021, 08:57:54 AM
Crazy to see what a steaming pile of burn outs the mystery team turned into apart from Gilby. It's an all dwarf line-up, like maybe the chief wouldn't hire anyone taller than him? Lower center of gravity definitely seems to help but not as much as shoe size, the fact that sample size is 9 and Quasi and FA refuse to put out a board over 8.5 says a lot, hilarious to see a normal size dude like Caleb Barnett on what literally looks like a popsicle stick. Then you look at T-Blood and the rest of the termite gang and wonder if starting to skate earlier in life, like drinking coffee or smoking weed, somehow locks you in as a man child? Like fucks up your bone growth? I've said it before and I'll say it again Mark Suciu probably gets youth sized boxes.

How tall is Suciu? I have had alot of debates with a friend about Suciu's size. We agree that he's our favorite street skater, but he thinks he's 6 foot plus and my experience with meeting pros has taught me they are almost all shorter than they appear. I am convinced he's about 5.10 or maybe 5.11

Has anyone here seen him in person?
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Dooky-shoes on April 21, 2021, 09:09:41 AM
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Oh, if we’re talking height here then I’m all off.  Haha

I’m 6’4”, so I’m taller than a lot of people. But it is surprising to see how small some pros are when you see them in person.

For me it’s the guys that you know are tall but then when you see them in person they’re not.

BA comes to mind on that one.  I thought he was going to be gigantic but he’s shorter than me.

I saw Biebel at the same demo and was surprised at how big he was.  Not tall, just a big dude. This was when Jereme Rogers was an unknown am on Girl to give you a timeline.

Diego Najera looks tall as hell, anyone here ever see him in person?

Funny to me how everyone fears Antwaun Dixon like he’s huge but he’s not big at all.
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I always thought Biebel was short but he's actually taller than guys like MJ and Rick McCrank. He seems like a short guy but he's like 6 foot. A lot of skaters I thought were around 6 foot tall are actually like 5'9"

Surprisingly to me was that Koston was so tall. The tallest dude from that crowd though is Rick Howard. He is like the tallest guy associated with Girl and Chocolate.  he's like 1-2 inches taller than BA. I think that makes him one of the tallest pro skaters in history
BA said he is 6’5”. I would guess him to be one of the taller of all the current pros. Donta Hill is up there too.

This thread is bigger than i thought it would be.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: NoComply180 on April 21, 2021, 09:19:06 AM
In terms of blowing up: Dee Ostrander. When he came on the scene I thought he’d be baker’s star in a few years. I know people here hate him but I enjoyed his skating.

Dill was really short when I met him
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: fortunecattlesteakhouse on April 21, 2021, 09:23:34 AM
suciu thinks hes a genius -bachelors degree. dude is not 6ft

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I always liked this FA/Hockey team picture for perspective, even if KB is missing.
all 2 of them are of average height lmao. at 5ft10 and up skaters look taller by comparison to the average pro. 6ft2+ they basically look like giants on camera
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: zeroepedition on April 21, 2021, 11:13:02 AM
I would've thought Tyler Bledsoe, early on, could've been on track to blow up like Sean Malto or (insert big name Pro).
Wonder what happened to him, very talented on a board.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: zeroepedition on April 21, 2021, 11:17:22 AM
Eric Koston is taller than I would have guessed tho. For some reason I assumed he was short but he’s like six feet tall
Definitely under 6 feet my man. I've shook his hand and I'm 6feet tall. He might be 5'10" at most
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on April 21, 2021, 11:27:52 AM
I would've thought Tyler Bledsoe, early on, could've been on track to blow up like Sean Malto or (insert big name Pro).
Wonder what happened to him, very talented on a board.

He’s still around, had some high level stuff in the recent Quasi vid. His problem is he doesn’t do social media enough like most pros but also doesn’t avoid it enough to make it apart of his image like how Jake Johnson does.

His tattoo art on the other hand....that’s a dark wormhole to go down

Edit: I just checked his Instagram. He posts way more than I remembered, and he is improving his tattoo skills. So I’ll just keep this up to remind everyone how much of an idiot I am.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on April 21, 2021, 11:28:52 AM
I would've thought Tyler Bledsoe, early on, could've been on track to blow up like Sean Malto or (insert big name Pro).
Wonder what happened to him, very talented on a board.

He still skates really well, he has some stuff in the new Quasi vid that came out recently if you haven't seen that yet.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: fs180 on April 21, 2021, 12:08:59 PM
https://youtu.be/Ri32y98Sa34 (https://youtu.be/Ri32y98Sa34) https://youtu.be/PJXxRHx64P4 (https://youtu.be/PJXxRHx64P4)


Anyone remembers the billups brothers that were flow for crail for a couple of years?  Wonder what happened to them
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: layzieyez on April 21, 2021, 12:24:29 PM
Javier Nunez and Gino Perez.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: gsosa on April 21, 2021, 12:33:58 PM
Abdias Rivera
Holy shit for real, he was one of the first dudes to get hooked up with the Emerica sponsor me thing they had on their website. Reaaaally like his Cataclysmic Abyss part. I follow him on ig and he's a fireman now and still skates.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4fzuwgNh4g

Also, Mark Suciu is pretty tall atleast 6 feet, he seems shorter in footage. Mike Arnold is pretty tall too.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: jorge on April 21, 2021, 12:38:20 PM
The answer for every skater from the east is California picnic tables.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on April 21, 2021, 12:59:23 PM
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whole team is short lol...

skaters in general are shorter dudes for sure, tall skaters would be a much shorter list.
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i think its just the forced perspective of the image with the taller dudes in the back and shorter ones in front.

Judging by the size of his head, I am 99% sure they photoshopped Adrian Lopez to be taller in this picture.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: lemonchicken91 on April 21, 2021, 01:04:37 PM
Tosh
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: boi-cuzudo on April 21, 2021, 01:15:34 PM
Cairo Foster was taller than I thought he would be, also looked quite young still





Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 21, 2021, 05:31:24 PM
Every am Rob Welsh picked for Expedition when he took over and gave it the outdoor man image...

Frankie Heck, Dylan Witkin, the Brunner twins.

Heightwise:

Ethan Fowler
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: SneakySecrets on April 21, 2021, 07:04:52 PM
In a just world, this would get a thrasher cover:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CLAuQbwFzh4/?igshid=1t6dlupbhjthg
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: gaunting on April 21, 2021, 10:13:24 PM
I always thought Anthony Mosley would end up on the same level as P-ROD. he seemed like he was getting bigger and bigger, then he just fell off.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: TreBombMartin on April 21, 2021, 10:57:12 PM
Most pros are shorter then 6ft. Average height is probably about 5,10 for a pro skater. I always wonder if foot size plays into ability.
Brian Anderson taught me how to tre flip and his secret was it’s all in his back big toe. He has some big ass feet so I’m sure it really is just a matter of flicking his big toe but for me I’m using all my toes and I still can’t do that trick.

So he actually didn't teach you how to Tre flip then?
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: GMB on April 22, 2021, 12:08:40 AM
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Dylan. Seems so lanky on video but he was quite short irl. Definitely not 6 foot 1 as wiki has it (just checked). 5 11 at most I'd say. Made the stuff he did that much more impressive. Austyn as well.
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5 foot 11 is short? are you Dutch or something?
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Haha, nailed it. I just meant quite short compared to what I expected. Must have been the slim fits and giant pop. He was about my height which is indeed below average in this part of the world.
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5.11 seems about right. I saw Dylan in person once and I was super impressed at how powerful he was even though he looked so skinny. He skated a super steep and Rough Bank and backslid it with no wax every try while filming a line. I had skated that spot for years and I didn‘t even think that trick was possible even with a lot of wax.

5.11 is the average height of males in Germany. It is above average for German skaters, though.

Skaters heights is my favorite topic. I thought Heath would be much bigger. He was about 5.8

The same with Jon Dixon. He‘s even shorter, about 5.6 He was really buff though. He looked like a professional gymnist or Olympic Redford or something.
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Always wondered kircharts height, thought he was taller. Where did you see that info? Or you saw him in person? Im about 6 07 (1,85m) imagined he was around it haha
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I saw him at the same Emerica Demo where I saw Jon Dixon. I always thought Heath was my height too. I am about 6 foot tall. Figgy was at the same demo. He is actually a really big guy. I‘d say 6.4 at least.

Thanks!
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 22, 2021, 02:45:11 AM
Everybody thinks they're taller than they are and they always think other people are extremely tall or extremely short, there's no in between

One of my friend is like 1m65 and thinks I’m 2 meters tall lol. I’m 1m84. The worst part is he lied for his identity card and passport so it reads 1m80 on it. Meanwhile I’ve had the same passport for like 6 years since I was 14 and it says I’m 1m78. We always tease him for it but it’s in good spirits everyone has their insecurities I guess.
Title: Re: You Thought They Would Be Bigger
Post by: lemonchicken91 on April 22, 2021, 07:11:24 AM
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Everybody thinks they're taller than they are and they always think other people are extremely tall or extremely short, there's no in between
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One of my friend is like 1m65 and thinks I’m 2 meters tall lol. I’m 1m84. The worst part is he lied for his identity card and passport so it reads 1m80 on it. Meanwhile I’ve had the same passport for like 6 years since I was 14 and it says I’m 1m78. We always tease him for it but it’s in good spirits everyone has their insecurities I guess.

Doctor said im literally just a hair under 5'9" which is hilarious because if I say that, the classic short man exaggerates height memes begin. I always just say 5'8" lololol
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Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 22, 2021, 07:45:17 AM
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Everybody thinks they're taller than they are and they always think other people are extremely tall or extremely short, there's no in between
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One of my friend is like 1m65 and thinks I’m 2 meters tall lol. I’m 1m84. The worst part is he lied for his identity card and passport so it reads 1m80 on it. Meanwhile I’ve had the same passport for like 6 years since I was 14 and it says I’m 1m78. We always tease him for it but it’s in good spirits everyone has their insecurities I guess.
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Doctor said im literally just a hair under 5'9" which is hilarious because if I say that, the classic short man exaggerates height memes begin. I always just say 5'8" lololol

Yeah height discussion is a circus, and honestly 5’8 isn’t even that short. I honestly think the average height is much shorter than what is advertised because people lie constantly on these nation wide polls but the worst has to be Hollywood stars pages where fans add like 5 inches for no reason. Idk man, shits weird.