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Title: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on April 22, 2021, 07:39:38 PM
Skip to 2:30


https://youtu.be/qew5VsJK3vI
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on April 22, 2021, 07:48:43 PM
So he paid $3,000 for a skateboard? Well, at least all the bearings were a different color.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Vds on April 22, 2021, 08:00:10 PM
🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Ayanami on April 22, 2021, 08:22:28 PM
The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on April 22, 2021, 08:30:20 PM
Boo bLoo it
Shouts to embodying the hype beast mentality
When was the last time he spent $3k at a skateshop?

If you had the 15 seconds to do it, would you focus an LV board?
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: BugleBites on April 22, 2021, 08:37:07 PM
Bahahahaha! That thing looks like some cheap china complete, generic Indy knock off trucks and all! Blank wheels! ;D
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: matt_2993 on April 22, 2021, 08:37:19 PM
100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: veritas on April 22, 2021, 08:45:08 PM
The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.

"LV called me and told me its time to spend $3,000 on a toys R us complete, so you know I just had to do what they said"

100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year

"You know who we really need in the next Strobeck video? Boo Johnson, lets float some free product"
-Supreme
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Prinzy on April 22, 2021, 09:25:56 PM
Throughout the whole video I was heavily questioning if this was a true, day one OG Louis V supporter.

Thankfully the last two minutes were spent verifying his status as a real die hard LV aficionado.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: DropInDropOut on April 23, 2021, 01:53:26 AM
Skip to 2:30 6:10


ttps://youtu.be/qew5VsJK3vI

Fixed
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Don on April 23, 2021, 02:15:37 AM
Damn guys you are just jealous of his new lv complete admit it
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Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 23, 2021, 03:57:25 AM
Wtf that’s like 7 months of rent where I live. Literally why??
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Post by: ok boomer on April 23, 2021, 04:07:43 AM
Stupid
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Post by: TheAmericanAntique on April 23, 2021, 04:58:33 AM
You know it’s a bad board when you can see how cheap it looks through a screen. Also for 3k the wheels better be printed and turned toward the graphic or something a core skater would do...

Being LV fan but this plus all the Virgil trick attempts are too much.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Pete on April 23, 2021, 05:21:02 AM
atleast he has 2 supreme boards literally from this season posted up like some grails.


such a kook



free max b
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Showerface on April 23, 2021, 06:00:37 AM
He's just having fun you guys!
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on April 23, 2021, 06:21:56 AM
LE < LV
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on April 23, 2021, 06:33:46 AM
3,000 USD and they can't even put LV on the base plate. That thing looks like cheap shit. Boo Johnson is a desperate kook.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: figureitout on April 23, 2021, 07:49:21 AM
this dude is such a Barney
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Hotpocket on April 23, 2021, 07:52:50 AM
Y’all are way too bothered by this man lmaooo the board is, for sure, excessive .... but like ... do you really care that he got it? That does something to you?

Must fuckin suck to skate w/ some of you guys
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: CHONGO on April 23, 2021, 08:09:19 AM
yikes
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Pete on April 23, 2021, 08:16:57 AM
Y’all are way too bothered by this man lmaooo the board is, for sure, excessive .... but like ... do you really care that he got it? That does something to you?

Must fuckin suck to skate w/ some of you guys
none of us skate we just make fun of it




free max b
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: artskool on April 23, 2021, 08:24:53 AM
Imagine having your mind blown by that skateboard.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: InternetDaddy on April 23, 2021, 08:26:30 AM
3K and you don't even have a dyed ply? Come on LV
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: lk130 on April 23, 2021, 08:36:07 AM
They had one board in a Vogue like 2 months back
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: oyolar on April 23, 2021, 08:45:03 AM
I love the complaint that LV doesn’t send out free products to skaters. Why would they if people are paying for it?

Also, I’m pretty sure Lucien sent out a lot of free shoes to people he liked within skating. It’s definitely more that Boo doesn’t know or isn’t working with the right people. I don’t think Philly from Humidity paid for his Lucien pro models.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: AfterBlackEnderEnder on April 23, 2021, 09:06:34 AM
Lucky bearings and clear grip. Congratulations on your Christmas complete at age 13!
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: augustmoon on April 23, 2021, 09:22:54 AM
imagine spending 3k for the privilege of clowning yourself
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 23, 2021, 10:28:53 AM
imagine spending 3k for the privilege of clowning yourself

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on April 23, 2021, 10:41:47 AM
The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.

How the fuck do u get nominated to spend 3k?

If you had the 15 seconds to do it, would you focus an LV board?

Bitch yes

Anything to peeve the aristocrats
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: MisterX on April 23, 2021, 11:08:18 AM
Spends $3,000 on an Alibaba looking LV Board, while he sits on an IKEA sofa in a rented apartment....priorities. 
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: dilbert1 on April 23, 2021, 11:15:57 AM
yeah the complete is dumb, but sincerely flexing a keychain is next level feeling yourself

edit: the way he's so gassed to decoratively hang the board and says "here we go!" right before the video cuts off had me dying
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on April 23, 2021, 11:28:46 AM
An empty can rattles loudest
Suckers of the week: Brink & Boo
And Devil Chauvin

They should start a new brand called FINESSED where the riders sponsor the company
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: RichardBarkley on April 23, 2021, 11:34:05 AM
An empty can rattles loudest
Suckers of the week: Brink & Boo
And Devil Chauvin

They should start a new brand called FINESSED where the riders sponsor the company

Lol
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: twic3 on April 23, 2021, 11:47:39 AM
Not gonna hate on how another man spends his money but I do find it funny that Virgil fucks with Nick Tucker over him.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: ok boomer on April 23, 2021, 11:51:41 AM
yeah the complete is dumb, but sincerely flexing a keychain is next level feeling yourself

edit: the way he's so gassed to decoratively hang the board and says "here we go!" right before the video cuts off had me dying

Gold
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: MichaelJacksonsGhost on April 23, 2021, 11:56:40 AM
Anyone know what wood shop they’re using?
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: augustmoon on April 23, 2021, 11:57:30 AM
Not gonna hate on how another man spends his money but I do find it funny that Virgil fucks with Nick Tucker over him.

It’s really hilarious to watch these internet tough guys try to whore themselves out at the chance of being the sparkle in Virgil’s eye
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Biancapal on April 23, 2021, 12:09:20 PM
Virgil is truly just the worst. Takes a relatively well liked and marketable skater like Lucien and exploits him for every penny he can. Yea that $1,200 per pair didn’t go to him, it goes to Bernard Arnault, the richest man in Europe and owner of LVMH. He acts like supporting Lucien and even skating as a whole is almost charity work, he should just go hang out with his old pal asap Bari and catch some rape allegations together
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: excitableboy on April 23, 2021, 12:24:39 PM
Y’all are way too bothered by this man lmaooo the board is, for sure, excessive .... but like ... do you really care that he got it? That does something to you?

Must fuckin suck to skate w/ some of you guys

I never understand this angle. People in here honestly seem bothered to you? It's just a funny bit of late capitalist nonsense. If we stop laughing at this something is seriously wrong.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: alex on April 23, 2021, 12:25:28 PM
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The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.
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"LV called me and told me its time to spend $3,000 on a toys R us complete, so you know I just had to do what they said"

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100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year
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"You know who we really need in the next Strobeck video? Boo Johnson, lets float some free product"
-Supreme

is this dude affiliated with them at all? because that's hilarious if he's that into it and supreme doesn't have any interest in floating him
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: twic3 on April 23, 2021, 12:51:30 PM
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The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.
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"LV called me and told me its time to spend $3,000 on a toys R us complete, so you know I just had to do what they said"

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100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year
[close]

"You know who we really need in the next Strobeck video? Boo Johnson, lets float some free product"
-Supreme
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is this dude affiliated with them at all? because that's hilarious if he's that into it and supreme doesn't have any interest in floating him

Not at all. He's sponsored by StockX
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: alex on April 23, 2021, 01:38:03 PM
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The worst of this was that he said he was “nominated” to buy that, instead of getting it for free.
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"LV called me and told me its time to spend $3,000 on a toys R us complete, so you know I just had to do what they said"

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100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year
[close]

"You know who we really need in the next Strobeck video? Boo Johnson, lets float some free product"
-Supreme
[close]

is this dude affiliated with them at all? because that's hilarious if he's that into it and supreme doesn't have any interest in floating him
[close]

Not at all. He's sponsored by StockX

God damn that's pathetic
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: DropInDropOut on April 23, 2021, 04:17:23 PM
3K and you don't even have a dyed ply? Come on LV

Too right. Funny that it’s 3K but looks cheaper and uglier than a decent shop complete. No dyed plies, blank unspinning wheels, same insipid watercolor graphic for grip and deck - the lack of effort, design or creativity that went into this is embarrassing. Alex seems to have a lot of spare time, and now he doesn’t have a team to manage, maybe LV skate can hit him up again for some creative consultancy. Not even kidding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWydT-BNbQo
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: pbj on April 23, 2021, 06:20:01 PM
Gonz skating some LV grip in this Lil Peep edit he just posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtT8MB55AQU
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Don on April 23, 2021, 06:54:10 PM
Gonz skating some LV grip in this Lil Peep edit he just posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtT8MB55AQU

Kook
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: TheAmericanAntique on April 23, 2021, 07:04:22 PM
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Gonz skating some LV grip in this Lil Peep edit he just posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtT8MB55AQU
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Kook krooked
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: aŕáâäćăĺ on April 23, 2021, 07:21:10 PM
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Gonz skating some LV grip in this Lil Peep edit he just posted

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtT8MB55AQU
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Kook krooked
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It could be a meta critique of what’s cool.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: veritas on April 23, 2021, 09:04:04 PM
Lucky bearings and clear grip. Congratulations on your Christmas complete at age 13!

Gotta give them credit for not gripping over the bolts

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yeah the complete is dumb, but sincerely flexing a keychain is next level feeling yourself

edit: the way he's so gassed to decoratively hang the board and says "here we go!" right before the video cuts off had me dying
[close]

Gold

Had to go back and rewatch for this cause I only made it halfway before. Got to watch a grown man show off his collection of purses at the end
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: jgonzalez on April 23, 2021, 10:01:54 PM
Were those trucks really made in France

What woodshops are in France
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Paul Cicero on April 23, 2021, 10:17:37 PM
100% believe he pays for his Supreme gear too.  Dude stoops lower and lower each year

LOL, probably, he’s that much of a dork.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Seadramon on April 23, 2021, 10:23:21 PM
Spends $3,000 on an Alibaba looking LV Board, while he sits on an IKEA sofa in a rented apartment....priorities.

This.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: fortunecattlesteakhouse on April 23, 2021, 10:57:16 PM
the imprudent jester squandered his silver
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Lou Strux on April 23, 2021, 11:02:25 PM
the imprudent jester squandered his silver
A proverb for the ages.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Sifter on April 23, 2021, 11:12:16 PM
He's not the brightest guy out there, but he looks dope bruz
https://youtu.be/cAScf1LPpJY
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on April 23, 2021, 11:22:48 PM
Should have dropped 3k on a nice watch
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: fs180 on April 24, 2021, 12:05:01 AM
that was stupid.
he bought that in hopes he could get the virgil connection through it.
im always changing my opinion on virgil, he makes some very sexy dresses for women and has a point in his designs. but also which skater will ever buy those boards or shoes?

but he makes skateboarders by selling those product look less like some wieid unreasonable nerds destoying property for people outside of the bubble.
i know it seems CRAAAAAAZY WTF BROOOO to yall but its pretty resonable to not spend your life with skating and be angry on people fucking your house up just for a 3 second instagram clip forgotten tomorrow.
pros deserve to get big paychecks and have some model girlfriends.
its grabbing skateboarding and putting it in a different light and we never wanted or asked for it.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 24, 2021, 01:34:20 AM
that was stupid.
he bought that in hopes he could get the virgil connection through it.
im always changing my opinion on virgil, he makes some very sexy dresses for women and has a point in his designs. but also which skater will ever buy those boards or shoes?

but he makes skateboarders by selling those product look less like some wieid unreasonable nerds destoying property for people outside of the bubble.
i know it seems CRAAAAAAZY WTF BROOOO to yall but its pretty resonable to not spend your life with skating and be angry on people fucking your house up just for a 3 second instagram clip forgotten tomorrow.
pros deserve to get big paychecks and have some model girlfriends.
its grabbing skateboarding and putting it in a different light and we never wanted or asked for it.

Wat
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on April 24, 2021, 03:15:50 AM
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3K and you don't even have a dyed ply? Come on LV
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Too right. Funny that it’s 3K but looks cheaper and uglier than a decent shop complete. No dyed plies, blank unspinning wheels, same insipid watercolor graphic for grip and deck - the lack of effort, design or creativity that went into this is embarrassing. Alex seems to have a lot of spare time, and now he doesn’t have a team to manage, maybe LV skate can hit him up again for some creative consultancy. Not even kidding.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GWydT-BNbQo
0:02 = MOVERS lol.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Allen. on April 24, 2021, 03:25:11 AM
Anyone know what wood shop they’re using?

What’s the wheelbase?

Also I wanna know where $3k is “seven months rent”
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 24, 2021, 06:12:32 AM
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Anyone know what wood shop they’re using?
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What’s the wheelbase?

Also I wanna know where $3k is “seven months rent”

My apartment is 400€ a month in Nantes. What the fuck is wrong with people
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: urbneathme on April 24, 2021, 07:24:30 AM
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Anyone know what wood shop they’re using?
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What’s the wheelbase?

Also I wanna know where $3k is “seven months rent”
my rent is $500. have roommates and live in a cheap city. it keeps the cost down
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Ayanami on April 24, 2021, 10:20:34 AM
My rent right now is the same, $500 with roommates here in So Cal. Moving to the Bay Area soon and my rent is going to double for the same space.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: yourbreakfsat on April 24, 2021, 10:36:14 AM
This sucks. Stop allowing high fashion brands to inch their way into skating as they'll just take miles.

Celine has a 3 page ad and a sticker sheet in April 2021 Thrasher mag issue. What the fuck have they done for skating?
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on April 24, 2021, 11:11:57 AM
My rent right now is the same, $500 with roommates here in So Cal. Moving to the Bay Area soon and my rent is going to double for the same space.
Do you guys all have your own room. I live on Long Island and pay $1400 with a roommate now my lowest rent I ever had was $800 with 2 roommates.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Ayanami on April 24, 2021, 11:56:03 AM
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My rent right now is the same, $500 with roommates here in So Cal. Moving to the Bay Area soon and my rent is going to double for the same space.
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Do you guys all have your own room. I live on Long Island and pay $1400 with a roommate now my lowest rent I ever had was $800 with 2 roommates.
Yeah, 4 rooms with each of us paying $500 each. We live in an okay area so the rent is pretty cheap for us
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: baaaaaaguette on April 24, 2021, 11:57:07 AM
Wtf rent in America is fucked
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: pugmaster on April 24, 2021, 12:05:50 PM
1325 for a studio in orange county.  Fml
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Dwyck on April 24, 2021, 12:11:43 PM
This sucks. Stop allowing high fashion brands to inch their way into skating as they'll just take miles.

Celine has a 3 page ad and a sticker sheet in April 2021 Thrasher mag issue. What the fuck have they done for skating?

Pay for an ad in Thrasher? I don't know man, I don't think a single actual skate company is competing with Celine or Louis for market share. Maybe, a big maybe, supreme is, but they don't really count
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: PAWL on April 24, 2021, 12:19:23 PM
if your 'plug' 'nominated' you to spend 3k on a shitty skateboard, they probably aren't a plug.

I always kinda like how committed he was to the front 3 shuv but holy fuck I am dumber now after watching that shit.
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Rubbrick on April 24, 2021, 12:56:27 PM
He got the back door plug. That’s why we call him Poo Johnson
Title: Re: LV SKATEBORDS
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on April 24, 2021, 02:52:12 PM
.

I always kinda like how committed he was to the front 3 shuv
Doesn’t matter since Ishod owns that trick.

He got the back door plug. That’s why we call him Poo Johnson
gnar’d.