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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: ok boomer on April 28, 2021, 02:02:23 PM
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So years ago, my brother had a girlfriend that lived with us and during the day she just sat around our house. We didn't really talk (I won't say we didn't get along because we just didn't really acknowledge each other). Anyway, I went out of my way to do stupid things, just to weird her out, or to make her think I was out of my mind. I started with a random high pitched "ReEeeEeeee!" while I'd be in the bathroom, which graduated into talking out loud while I'd pee: "Noooo... a part of me is leaving! Nooo! Part of me - gone forever!" then flush and walk out like nothing happened (The room she stayed in was by the bathroom so I know she could hear). Did this for months. Anyway, today at work, I'm peeing in the bathroom and start just saying "OH YEAH!" repeatedly like the Kool-Aid man, and it made me laugh. Anyone else fuck around like this, or am I a certain kind of "special"?
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So years ago, my brother had a girlfriend that lived with us and during the day she just sat around our house. We didn't really talk (I won't say we didn't get along because we just didn't really acknowledge each other). Anyway, I went out of my way to do stupid things, just to weird her out, or to make her think I was out of my mind. I started with a random high pitched "ReEeeEeeee!" while I'd be in the bathroom, which graduated into talking out loud while I'd pee: "Noooo... a part of me is leaving! Nooo! Part of me - gone forever!" then flush and walk out like nothing happened (The room she stayed in was by the bathroom so I know she could hear). Did this for months. Anyway, today at work, I'm peeing in the bathroom and start just saying "OH YEAH!" repeatedly like the Kool-Aid man, and it made me laugh. Anyone else fuck around like this, or am I a certain kind of "special"?
"Oh fuck yeah" is my go to
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I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.
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I usually just let out a sigh of relief that I did not piss myself. Occasionally, if it's a photo-finish type of situation I'll be rushing to the bathroom saying "ohfuckohfuckohfuck...ahhhhhh."
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I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.
With all due respect..I would like to try to beat 74 this Saturday night if I get into the beers.
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Records are made to be broken. Have at it homie! Cheers!
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It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations. After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:
A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage.
I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.
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Usually I count out loud: "1 pississippi, 2 pississippi, 3 pississippi, etc..."
If I'm remembering correctlyJereme Rogers forgot he was miced up on SkateTalk and the hosts cracked up at hearing him rapping and sniffing coke in the bathroom.
My favorite movie has the best piss-talk ever:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZR-irUd494
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I just count.
One time after drinking a bunch I counted to
74. I guess that is my record.
I got drunk and started peeing back into beer bottles to see how much I urinate per second. Near the end I was peeing like almost 4 oz a second.
My friend is a very vocal pee-er and im kinda jealous because he sounds like hes having a great time.
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“Yaaaa, take it all bitch” is a real good convo starter
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Sometimes I’ll work on my stream technique.. i.e. figure 8s, tracing the edge of the water, hitting the water in just the right place to maximize the volume.
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It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations. After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:
A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage.
I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.
I might have to try that out. Yesterday at work I was strutting around the office with this in my head
http://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E
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It is my opinion that "OH YEAH" is perfectly appropriate in most, if not all, situations. After making the executive decision to belt out an "OH YEAH", the next choice one has to make is if you are going to go:
A) Kool-Aid guy or B) Full on Randy Savage.
I myself prefer to go Randy Savage if I know I am going to make some eye contact with a wide-eyed glare in the process.
C) Alexis Lacroix
https://youtu.be/1igf30sIG2A
I might have to try that out. Yesterday at work I was strutting around the office with this in my head
http://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q)
An additional option which is fun to do at a urinal is a lower volume Randy Savage. See above at :22.
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I try to stay quiet because I like to walk out the back door to piss outside as often as possible and I've got these 80something christian neighbors who already think im odd enough. Usually inside though, on a good one, it ends with "damn that was a good piss" as I walk out of the bathroom
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Yard piss is best piss
Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink
That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads
I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced
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So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
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I like pretending I've never peed before and being horrified that pee is coming out of me, like right before the piss hits the toilet going OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING and then it hits and letting out a garrulous AHHHHHH WHAT IS THISSSSS
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I usually mutter something along the lines of fuck that was close.
But I’m 99% sure I have kidney stones rn so it’s mostly just me saying fuck fuck fuck.
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Whenever I get a good ripping fart while I'm shitting I pretend to cry loudly, gets a laugh out of my girlfriend about 90% of the time.
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One day I’m gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and it’s gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
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I use the Kool Aid man “Oh Yeahhhh” regularily, sometimes I use Macho Man’s variation as well. I also have a much more sensual version for those really long pisses that feel amazing.
I drink 4-5 litres of water a day, so that’s a lot of “Oh Yeahhh’s” and a few variations of “Sweet Jesus” in a day.
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I'm trying to lay off the Coke (drinkable version) so I'm drinking mad water this week, trying to replenish my mega dehydrated body (since I've only been drinking soda and beer like a numb nuts). Well, I got to work and needed to piss bad. Got to the bathroom and let out a mighty fine "WOOOOOO!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0t6llGkBLo
My pal Bob at work was laughing when I came out and said "what was that?"
and I tell him "Ric Flair baby... stylin' and profilin' .... WOOOOOOO!"
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"Ohhhhhh God" is my go-to
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I just sing “Whatta Man” by Salt-n-Pepa to myself like a normal person.
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Just had a “Return of the Mack” pee.
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Just had a “Return of the Mack” pee.
“Baby, now I got the flow”
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I count while I take a leak, which I thought made me uniquely insane before I opened this thread. If I'm alone, I'll occasionally loudly sigh and do unnecessary, high-pitched vocalizations that would be difficult and pointless to describe. Sometimes I'll also just start saying "Oh FUCK" over and over with a slightly different delivery each time until I'm done.
Whenever I get a good ripping fart while I'm shitting I pretend to cry loudly, gets a laugh out of my girlfriend about 90% of the time.
I have been known to shriek like I just got knifed when I fart and the missus thinks its pretty funny. It's a lie that only men and children think farting is funny; farts are like any other medium of expression, you just have to know your audience.
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Usually a lotta "goddammit" and " for fuck's sake" 'cause I have the pisstream of a faulty fire hose.
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One day I’m gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and it’s gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
a urinal in the basement or garage is the ultimate king of the castle move
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One day I’m gonna have my own urinal in the shed, like a small one for one person and it’s gonna have a face on it like the luna park face and I will piss in its mouth
A friend of mine has one in his basement. I make a point to use it everytime I’m there, even if we’re one floor above and there’s a bathroom next to the kitchen.
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Yard piss is best piss
Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink
That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads
I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced
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So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.
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Strongly disagree
I’m no idiot, I know what I’m doing
https://youtu.be/UrgpZ0fUixs
Hail to the king, baby
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^ Worcester's finest.
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Yard piss is best piss
Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink
That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads
I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced
Edit
So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.
You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you don’t have to fill the basin up like a protestant
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I like to be as stealth as possible. I don't enjoy moaning or letting my pee create thunderous splashing sounds. I monitor the angle and make sure it glides along the sides, where it can trickle down and around smoothly, like someone riding around a velodrome.
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Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there I’d hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water
Does anyone here do this?
I reckon that’s weird, it’s a toilet, who cares
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Years ago I used to work in an office and I noticed that if I went in for shit and others were in there I’d hear the roll go real quick and it sounded like cunts were trying to wad up toilet paper as like a silencer for the shit hitting the water
Does anyone here do this?
I reckon that’s weird, it’s a toilet, who cares
never done it but its a brilliant move, cant believe i never heard of this. I mean i dont give a shit about dropping a turd in the water but sometimes that nasty ass public toilet water might splash up on your nuts if you drop a big enough log, putting paper in first could solve that
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Oh true I hadn’t thought of that yeah that’s probably the reason
Yeah it is fucked when it splashes up on dick and balls
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Jenna Fischer is so fucking hot FUCK dude
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I make more sounds peeing than I do during sex
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Yard piss is best piss
Asshole shit cause I only do this on holidays but when I’m on holidays I like to go to bars and piss in the sink
That came out wrong I mean I don’t set out to do it just fuckwit on holiday sort of thing
It’s legit tho, have a crack at it lads
I forget the country but I have the video, full glass bathroom glass vanity glass sink
Upscale bar
I pissed on the lot and bounced
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So I’m a tiler right, best way to stitch up a tiler is you go round the whole job and piss down every waste you find
Give it half a day, less in summer and the whole bathroom stinks of urine
Pissing in the sink where other people wash their hands is a total idiot move.
You can just scrub and rinse your hands under the faucet you don’t have to fill the basin up like a protestant
Why don‘t you step up your game and shit in the sink?
There is people who make minimum wage cleaning those sinks and you think its funny to piss in it? Idiots.
I‘d happily piss in yours.
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If I get left alone for any amount of time I will make noises
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The other one I frequently use is, "Oy-Yoy-Yoyyyy"