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Title: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 09, 2021, 01:20:27 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSwvnGU9UsI
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 09, 2021, 01:21:20 PM
i respect Sheckler and enjoyed the entire interview.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on May 09, 2021, 01:27:26 PM
I back Sheckler these days. He’s come a long way since his MTV days and has always ripped. Good for him that he finally found a “chill girl” too.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 01:30:00 PM
It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Frank and Fred on May 09, 2021, 01:35:45 PM
Abstinence is not a healthy life choice.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ManimalChin on May 09, 2021, 01:46:36 PM
It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs.

Sex and temptation are vices for many, many people. It may be rooted in religious belief but it may also help many people lead a healthier path.

I never watched his MTV show as I'm a bit older than he is and it just didn't appeal to him. But he's doing good things these days and there are certainly worse ways to live.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 09, 2021, 01:47:39 PM
It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.

what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Burt Ward on May 09, 2021, 01:50:01 PM
"We take the sin out of the relationship and keep it wholesome"

Fuck.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 01:53:42 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.

The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: lk130 on May 09, 2021, 02:27:47 PM
Never forget that day we were going to fight at the Theater over Zered Basset but the Redbull check was way too small
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on May 09, 2021, 02:46:30 PM
Waste of some perfectly good twig n berries as well as a waste of some perfectly good cat.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 09, 2021, 03:06:18 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.

your interpretation.. if you want to continue being a jaded moron so be it, i don't give a sh*t.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: pointandclick on May 09, 2021, 03:30:59 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
very typical christian talk for a religion who literally cannot let others live with out interfering
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 09, 2021, 03:47:01 PM
Lol. Sounds like he’s being voluntarily celibate while most of y’all are confirmed involuntarily celibate. 😂
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Colt Cannon's Cargos on May 09, 2021, 03:55:03 PM
at least he's not worshipping xenu
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: snowballz on May 09, 2021, 04:01:04 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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very typical christian talk for a religion who literally cannot let others live with out interfering

I always thought evangelical Christianity was so hypocritical; I am fucking SURE Jesus himself would preach "live and let live," not "force your beliefs down everyone's throat."
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 09, 2021, 04:12:24 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.

If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: IpathCats on May 09, 2021, 04:23:30 PM
Organized religion sucks. But I'm glad he's not being self destructive anymore at least. My dad needed God to be a decent person, and as much as I'm not down with all that, I'm glad he did. Happy for shecks too. If it takes a bunch of nonsense to get things right in the real world, then so be it.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Swithflip on May 09, 2021, 04:30:26 PM
marriage coming out of nowhere like this is a set up. wait until marriage, then she gets half in the divorce. also thanks for buying my folks a house. so long sucker.

the rest of the interview (on other videos) was worrisome too. sounds like there's a wave pool and tattoo entrepreneur trying to rope him into their doomed business ventures.

Redpill
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 04:34:18 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .

Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.

Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 09, 2021, 04:39:10 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.

No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 09, 2021, 04:40:03 PM
Also Christianity is boo-boo, but it is the reason books became mass produced and what allowed non royalty to become literate which jump started the scientific revolution centuries before it was supposed to.

So if that means shecks fucks different than so be it.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 09, 2021, 04:45:49 PM
Eww yeah! I pity the foooo that thinks I’m sinnin’...

https://www.instagram.com/p/COlR-gCDeJ4/?hl=en
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on May 09, 2021, 04:48:58 PM
The irony of no shecks before marriage when you're sponsored by Plan B.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 09, 2021, 04:52:06 PM
No shecksual assault from this lad
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 09, 2021, 05:00:37 PM
The irony of no shecks before marriage when you're sponsored by Plan B.

Double pun gnar score...

A useless wooden bench is what is at the front of Sheck’s bed...

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Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: CanadianBacon on May 09, 2021, 05:36:14 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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very typical christian talk for a religion who literally cannot let others live with out interfering
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I always thought evangelical Christianity was so hypocritical; I am fucking SURE Jesus himself would preach "live and let live," not "force your beliefs down everyone's throat."
All the lame ass Christian rules were introduced before Jesus showed up. 
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on May 09, 2021, 05:46:35 PM
It's anecdotal as all hell, but every couple I have know that waited to get married before they had sex are no longer together.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on May 09, 2021, 05:53:47 PM
Waiting is stupid. What if you're not sexually compatible? You gonna let your wife fuck another man in the name of the lord?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Juan Valdez on May 09, 2021, 06:04:43 PM
No poontang until marriage. No one said no anal, blowjobs, or Cleveland steamers.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: hadouken on May 09, 2021, 06:05:03 PM
The irony of no shecks before marriage when you're sponsored by Plan B.

Bravo, this is top shelf punnery.

I'm conflicted... good on Shecks for making positive choices but I struggle to endorse organised religion.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: manysnakes on May 09, 2021, 06:06:39 PM
What kind of fucking dork spends a Sunday in spring, Mother's Day nonetheless, arguing about Ryan Sheckler's life choices? Mods should lock this thread for everyone's sake
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Dooky-shoes on May 09, 2021, 07:44:42 PM
Do you think he still gives her a double pits to chesty?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 09, 2021, 07:47:09 PM
hope mom doesnt fuck things up


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Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 09, 2021, 07:55:20 PM
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Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: shannamal on May 09, 2021, 07:57:57 PM
never understood celibacy when you've been porkin for 20 years already
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: SourPatch MOY on May 09, 2021, 08:25:35 PM
Waiting is stupid. What if you're not sexually compatible? You gonna let your wife fuck another man in the name of the lord?

Cuck Shecks
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: CossRooper on May 09, 2021, 08:33:20 PM
never understood celibacy when you've been porkin for 20 years already

i see it this way -- dude had his fun and is ready to settle down anyway. I see so many people in their late 20s/early 30s just get sick of partying and fucking indiscriminately, just for emotional reasons (it can be tiring!!), and then suddenly (re)discover religion as a program to get their life back to stability and also find some self respect by climbing onto a religious high horse. It does seem obvious that the religion is a convenient coincidence to this kind of a normal life trajectory of slowing down after your late 20s.

Whatever though. Whatever works for people in terms of finding happiness is fine by me, as long as they keep to themselves.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: TheLurper on May 09, 2021, 09:05:22 PM
hope mom doesnt fuck things up


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Duffel's comment to Ryan about his mom was pretty fucked up.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1022638938073092096/YA_npgWx_400x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 09:09:43 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.
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No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.

Yeah no fucking shit. As if that makes it any less barbaric lmao. Sex outside of marriage IE most of the sex that has occurred in human history.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ndsr on May 09, 2021, 09:17:21 PM
Abstinence is not a healthy life choice.
Correct
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 09, 2021, 09:20:05 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.
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No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.
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Yeah no fucking shit. As if that makes it any less barbaric lmao. Sex outside of marriage IE most of the sex that has occurred in human history.

And what do we get for it? Yonnie Cruz and Johan Stuckey.

We’ve seen enough people on Slap alone pontificating about the evils of sex without boundaries to show that boundaries are in fact less barbaric.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Paul Cicero on May 09, 2021, 09:30:15 PM
Waiting is stupid. What if you're not sexually compatible? You gonna let your wife fuck another man in the name of the lord?

Highly sig worthy
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 09:33:52 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.
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No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.
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Yeah no fucking shit. As if that makes it any less barbaric lmao. Sex outside of marriage IE most of the sex that has occurred in human history.
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And what do we get for it? Yonnie Cruz and Johan Stuckey.

We’ve seen enough people on Slap alone pontificating about the evils of sex without boundaries to show that boundaries are in fact less barbaric.

You sound severely confused dude. If you think the only two options when it comes to sex are waiting until marriage or sociopathically spreading STDs, you have been entirely failed by whatever sex education you received.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: nevrwasben on May 09, 2021, 09:34:38 PM
The irony of no shecks before marriage when you're sponsored by Plan B.
Literal LOL from both wife & I; good job
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 09, 2021, 09:46:49 PM
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Duffel's comment to Ryan about his mom was pretty fucked up.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1022638938073092096/YA_npgWx_400x400.jpg)

I showed interest in Seventh Day Adventism a few years back mainly due to their focus on health, and a nice SDA girl I met.

Then I found out how all their dodgy TV pastors were getting cancer, and figured out their money train and competiveness among the preachers for higher salaries. But I really wanted to be with a homely girl and have solid friends instead of all the sexually active girls and drug and drink buddies I had been with all my life [50's].

Now a few years later on after I have seen thru the godly veneer of corporate religion, I still try to understand some biblical stuff like keeping your mouth shut around Caesars mob.

The bible is sort of a safety rail for life, esp for aspies/adhders like me who dont have a mouth filter and may blurt out dumb shit, thinking we are being clever but ultimately producing a negative result. So many people say dumb shit like recently Neen who lost sponsor Lululemon, in just a few wrong words.

The frontal lobes control impulsiveness [I have an official DX of ADHD] and the SDA's often teach how a clean lifestyle can put the brakes on the dumb shit that comes out of your mouth. Shits huge how many peoples badly chosen words have negatively affected them.





Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 09, 2021, 09:49:25 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
[close]

If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.
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No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.
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Yeah no fucking shit. As if that makes it any less barbaric lmao. Sex outside of marriage IE most of the sex that has occurred in human history.
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And what do we get for it? Yonnie Cruz and Johan Stuckey.

We’ve seen enough people on Slap alone pontificating about the evils of sex without boundaries to show that boundaries are in fact less barbaric.
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You sound severely confused dude. If you think the only two options when it comes to sex are waiting until marriage or sociopathically spreading STDs, you have been entirely failed by whatever sex education you received.

Lol, if you say so.

Simply stating that organized religion views sex in the context of procreation and family and not simply pleasure. Not sure how that would be viewed as barbaric especially given how clearly the worst case scenarios play out with sex outside of a religious viewpoint. If anything, the latter would be more barbaric as there’s no end goal except personal pleasure.

It sounds like your reading comprehension and deductive reasoning could use some work. But since you sound like a kid, I’ll leave you with some encouragement... stay in school.  :)




Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: camel filters on May 09, 2021, 09:58:56 PM
He lied about bs flipping eltoro y’all think he’s gonna tell the truth about not fucking. I wonder if he’s saying this on wax in hopes he can keep it wholesome. Then issue an apology when the sex tape comes out.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 09, 2021, 10:00:37 PM
yeah and gays have to burn in hell for being born a certain way
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: SourPatch MOY on May 09, 2021, 10:02:02 PM
He lied about bs flipping eltoro y’all think he’s gonna tell the truth about not fucking. I wonder if he’s saying this on wax in hopes he can keep it wholesome. Then issue an apology when the sex tape comes out.
One night in Ryan
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 09, 2021, 10:56:34 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
[close]

If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.
[close]

No religion says that sex in and of itself is evil and will throw you into hell. It’s sex outside of marriage that’s considered evil in the context of religion.
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Yeah no fucking shit. As if that makes it any less barbaric lmao. Sex outside of marriage IE most of the sex that has occurred in human history.
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And what do we get for it? Yonnie Cruz and Johan Stuckey.

We’ve seen enough people on Slap alone pontificating about the evils of sex without boundaries to show that boundaries are in fact less barbaric.
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You sound severely confused dude. If you think the only two options when it comes to sex are waiting until marriage or sociopathically spreading STDs, you have been entirely failed by whatever sex education you received.
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Lol, if you say so.

Simply stating that organized religion views sex in the context of procreation and family and not simply pleasure. Not sure how that would be viewed as barbaric especially given how clearly the worst case scenarios play out with sex outside of a religious viewpoint. If anything, the latter would be more barbaric as there’s no end goal except personal pleasure.

It sounds like your reading comprehension and deductive reasoning could use some work. But since you sound like a kid, I’ll leave you with some encouragement... stay in school.  :)

Again, whatever sex education you received failed you miserably. Hope you educate yourself on the subject in the future, peace out.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 09, 2021, 11:24:50 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
[close]

The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
[close]

If you think about it,  fucking is technically more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism .
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Big misunderstanding on your part, let me help you through it. Celibacy on its face is not barbaric. The belief that sex is evil and will send you to hell is a barbaric way of interpreting reality.

Big misunderstanding? Nigga...

Actual barbarians believed in a wide variety of random theology, as it was a loose term used to describe “uncivilized” outsiders by ancient Greeks and Romans. Uncivilized/primitive were just ways of describing humans that lived with simplistic social constructs that often resemble that of animals (aka the way evolution designed us to live). It’s theorized that most primitive humans lived in subgroups of 50-150 people with sexual relationships that resembled polyamory.

Complicated rules about sex, particularly related to organized religion, are much more contemporary ideas. Abrahamic religions didn’t even grow in popularity until the stretch between the 4th-7th centuries, most of which through word of mouth as religious text weren’t widely available (who even knows how much of their religion people understood). In fact the concept of celibacy was coined by Catholics as late as the 11th century.

So...if you think about it, fucking is more barbaric than celibacy if you consider real barbarism. Or do you want me to believe that barbarians were saving themselves for the right partner for a wholesome Christian marriage?
 
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: must be nice on May 09, 2021, 11:26:01 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.
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The idea that sex, even when done so completely consensually and safely as possible, is a "sin" that will damn you to eternal hellfire is as barbaric as it gets, and has caused immeasurable human suffering historically.
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your interpretation.. if you want to continue being a jaded moron so be it, i don't give a sh*t.

you are clearly giving some shits. maybe just little ones.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Prostate Exam on May 09, 2021, 11:33:49 PM
Damn, Jesus must hide in a bottle
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: companguero on May 10, 2021, 12:28:23 AM
Shmeckle me not
Ban This D
The No Bone Brigade
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: cucktard on May 10, 2021, 12:46:55 AM
No poontang until marriage. No one said no anal, blowjobs, or Cleveland steamers.

Once again, the best country band in the world educating us.

https://youtu.be/ptSowP3Rm8k
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Uh Oh on May 10, 2021, 12:49:32 AM
Shmeckle me not
Ban This D
The No Bone Brigade

Chichagof The Nook
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Hyliannightmare on May 10, 2021, 01:07:29 AM
You can wait when she looks like that. You know it'll be good
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Mouth on May 10, 2021, 02:48:25 AM
Going full Jesus for some tang?

He must be pussy whipped to the Xtreme.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: livin on a speyer on May 10, 2021, 03:15:58 AM
Sheckler has won me over. He is cool.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 10, 2021, 03:42:24 AM
never understood celibacy when you've been porkin for 20 years already

Possibly wore out his shecks pistol
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: camel filters on May 10, 2021, 06:24:00 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq2ybBjVm5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

with action at the range like this, who needs sex? get that structure and rip it.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: sometimeperhaps on May 10, 2021, 06:44:04 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq2ybBjVm5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Idk if it’s me but both dudes in that video look like Ryan Shexkler.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on May 10, 2021, 06:47:46 AM
Was he not supposed to have a part out this January? He said it in a redbull video or during his games real best trick interview
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: behavioralguide on May 10, 2021, 06:51:10 AM
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Shmeckle me not
Ban This D
The No Bone Brigade
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Chichagof The Nook

of chica
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 10, 2021, 06:51:36 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CNq2ybBjVm5/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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Idk if it’s me but both dudes in that video look like Ryan Shexkler.

Shecks to the left is pre-tat, premarital relations Shecks
Shecks on the right is full tat, no premarital relations Shecks
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Freelancevagrant on May 10, 2021, 06:55:25 AM
Shecks on hillsong
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: behavioralguide on May 10, 2021, 06:57:05 AM
golf looks so fucken awkward
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 10, 2021, 07:10:29 AM
it's fun to say golf as "galf". I don't really dislike it, but I'm also not a fan if that makes sense
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 10, 2021, 07:18:31 AM
it's fun to say golf as "galf". I don't really dislike it, but I'm also not a fan if that makes sense

I’m a fan of galf if the company is paying for an outing, my clubs/irons, golf cart and open tab.

Also, why do they give Newbie golfers like 4 clubs and 12 irons. That’s like giving a Newbie skater handsclappin’s arsenal. It’s like, why do I have to carry all this shit just give me 1/3 the amount so I don’t stand there wondering if I should use the 8 or 9 iron. Who fuckin’ cares I’m gonna shank it either way.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: radcunt on May 10, 2021, 08:25:16 AM
Whats he gotta run from to need this? What did you do Ryan?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: SatanicPanic on May 10, 2021, 08:37:50 AM
As long as he doesn’t start posting Trump 2024 or some anti vaccine stuff I don’t care. If it makes him happy then cool, he seems like nice dude.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 10, 2021, 08:38:18 AM
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it's fun to say golf as "galf". I don't really dislike it, but I'm also not a fan if that makes sense
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I’m a fan of galf if the company is paying for an outing, my clubs/irons, golf cart and open tab.

Also, why do they give Newbie golfers like 4 clubs and 12 irons. That’s like giving a Newbie skater handsclappin’s arsenal. It’s like, why do I have to carry all this shit just give me 1/3 the amount so I don’t stand there wondering if I should use the 8 or 9 iron. Who fuckin’ cares I’m gonna shank it either way.

I will say, I am interested in the science of what situation demands which club. I could see myself getting addicted to that kind of knowledge. Watching a game and being all "dude needs that 9 iron right here or else!"
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Beeda Weeda on May 10, 2021, 08:42:15 AM
As long as he doesn’t start posting Trump 2024 or some anti vaccine stuff I don’t care. If it makes him happy then cool, he seems like nice dude.
its only a matter of time.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: sketchyrider on May 10, 2021, 10:07:01 AM
Lol. Sounds like he’s being voluntarily celibate while most of y’all are confirmed involuntarily celibate. 😂

i expected better from an OG slap pal.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 10, 2021, 10:30:18 AM
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Lol. Sounds like he’s being voluntarily celibate while most of y’all are confirmed involuntarily celibate. 😂
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i expected better from an OG slap pal.

I know, but I like being unabashedly corny.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lowcalcium on May 10, 2021, 11:24:30 AM
Good for Shecks....we all know men generally take longer to mature than women.

Ryan seems more grown up and mature now....but you better believe Shecks has had his time in the sack before this new fiancé.

He's had years of meaningless sex...let the dude get his head straight and settle down with a beautiful woman
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: whaaaaat on May 10, 2021, 12:01:52 PM
There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: shannamal on May 10, 2021, 12:12:18 PM
Was he not supposed to have a part out this January? He said it in a redbull video or during his games real best trick interview

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/920/831/908.gif)
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Uh Oh on May 10, 2021, 12:18:44 PM
There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.

G-Man is about the skins, not the sins.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 10, 2021, 12:23:21 PM
Shmeckle me not
Ban This D
The No Bone Brigade
Las Nueve Inches De Nunca
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on May 10, 2021, 12:36:01 PM
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Was he not supposed to have a part out this January? He said it in a redbull video or during his games real best trick interview
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(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/920/831/908.gif)

LOL
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: DaleSr on May 10, 2021, 12:47:30 PM
Good for Shecks if Jesus and not nutting works for him. I grew up in the church and in my experience the adults that stick around are:

•fuck ups, burn outs and dead enders. Folks who would be complete and total disasters without strict rules to prevent them from destroying their life

•conservative, judgemental people. These people want to push their shit on everyone, are nosy, and love to find ways to trample anyone they see as beneath them

•safe space weirdos and homeschoolers who are terrified of the world and create a protective nest around them. Think kids with transitions lenses and floor length denim skirts. Probably believe in exorcisms and think that nicki minaj/lil nas x, megan the stallion are all demons

•the olds. Walking skeletons who are barely alive but are pounding that dmt button in their brain and are hallucinating that Jesus and Donald trump are doing the predator handshake.

•nice moms. My mom basically. Likes kids, wants to make sure they have a happy and safe upbringing, albeit one that comes with some arbitrary rules later on. Good natured, true believers with sincere principles.


For these people, church can be mostly positive (except for the conservative people who use Jesus as confirmation they're virtuous).

I think that basically church is good for adults, net neutral for kids, and bad for teens. Personally i didn't get any sex ed ever in my life, outside of "don't ever do it, be very ashamed of it, until you're married, then everything will magically be cool and normal and acceptable."  As a result, i had to go through all the shitty embarrassing stuff that most people experience as a kid as an adult. I had a lot of unhealthy conceptions and ideas about what relationships and sex and romance were and it led to a lot of trauma.

But anyways congrats on being a born again virgin Shecks
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: whaaaaat on May 10, 2021, 12:50:36 PM
Good for Shecks if Jesus and not nutting works for him. I grew up in the church and in my experience the adults that stick around are:

•fuck ups, burn outs and dead enders. Folks who would be complete and total disasters without strict rules to prevent them from destroying their life

•conservative, judgemental people. These people want to push their shit on everyone, are nosy, and love to find ways to trample anyone they see as beneath them

•safe space weirdos and homeschoolers who are terrified of the world and create a protective nest around them. Think kids with transitions lenses and floor length denim skirts. Probably believe in exorcisms and think that nicki minaj/lil nas x, megan the stallion are all demons

•the olds. Walking skeletons who are barely alive but are pounding that dmt button in their brain and are hallucinating that Jesus and Donald trump are doing the predator handshake.

•nice moms. My mom basically. Likes kids, wants to make sure they have a happy and safe upbringing, albeit one that comes with some arbitrary rules later on. Good natured, true believers with sincere principles.


For these people, church can be mostly positive (except for the conservative people who use Jesus as confirmation they're virtuous).

I think that basically church is good for adults, net neutral for kids, and bad for teens. Personally i didn't get any sex ed ever in my life, outside of "don't ever do it, be very ashamed of it, until you're married, then everything will magically be cool and normal and acceptable."  As a result, i had to go through all the shitty embarrassing stuff that most people experience as a kid as an adult. I had a lot of unhealthy conceptions and ideas about what relationships and sex and romance were and it led to a lot of trauma.

But anyways congrats on being a born again virgin Shecks

Spot on!  Very much my same experience, unfortunately
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: h00man on May 10, 2021, 01:05:11 PM
I can't imagine actually going through with celibacy, nor can I imagine believing in religion in 2021.

But I back Sheckler, and his life choices are his own. Good for him. Stoked he's come a long way from being some MTV superstar kid that was hated by everyone, to virtually accepted for how crazy his skateboarding really is.

 Let's just hope he doesn't go crazy like his brother. 
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Watson on May 10, 2021, 01:44:44 PM
I don't care what any of you say, dry humping is sick.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: smellsdead on May 10, 2021, 01:47:16 PM
I don't care what any of you say, dry humping is sick.

so then is wet humping slick?

asking for a friend
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Miller92 on May 10, 2021, 02:21:45 PM
Good for Shecks if Jesus and not nutting works for him. I grew up in the church and in my experience the adults that stick around are:

•fuck ups, burn outs and dead enders. Folks who would be complete and total disasters without strict rules to prevent them from destroying their life

•conservative, judgemental people. These people want to push their shit on everyone, are nosy, and love to find ways to trample anyone they see as beneath them

•safe space weirdos and homeschoolers who are terrified of the world and create a protective nest around them. Think kids with transitions lenses and floor length denim skirts. Probably believe in exorcisms and think that nicki minaj/lil nas x, megan the stallion are all demons

•the olds. Walking skeletons who are barely alive but are pounding that dmt button in their brain and are hallucinating that Jesus and Donald trump are doing the predator handshake.

•nice moms. My mom basically. Likes kids, wants to make sure they have a happy and safe upbringing, albeit one that comes with some arbitrary rules later on. Good natured, true believers with sincere principles.


For these people, church can be mostly positive (except for the conservative people who use Jesus as confirmation they're virtuous).

I think that basically church is good for adults, net neutral for kids, and bad for teens. Personally i didn't get any sex ed ever in my life, outside of "don't ever do it, be very ashamed of it, until you're married, then everything will magically be cool and normal and acceptable."  As a result, i had to go through all the shitty embarrassing stuff that most people experience as a kid as an adult. I had a lot of unhealthy conceptions and ideas about what relationships and sex and romance were and it led to a lot of trauma.

But anyways congrats on being a born again virgin Shecks

Church being net neutral for kids is....way off.

some of the shit that was shoved down my throat at church from 0-16 is the single biggest reason for most of my mental health issues.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: h00man on May 10, 2021, 03:58:09 PM
I can't imagine actually going through with celibacy, nor can I imagine believing in religion in 2021.

But I back Sheckler, and his life choices are his own. Good for him. Stoked he's come a long way from being some MTV superstar kid that was hated by everyone, to virtually accepted for how crazy his skateboarding really is.

 Let's just hope he doesn't go crazy like his brother. 
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: DaleSr on May 10, 2021, 04:43:25 PM
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Good for Shecks if Jesus and not nutting works for him. I grew up in the church and in my experience the adults that stick around are:

•fuck ups, burn outs and dead enders. Folks who would be complete and total disasters without strict rules to prevent them from destroying their life

•conservative, judgemental people. These people want to push their shit on everyone, are nosy, and love to find ways to trample anyone they see as beneath them

•safe space weirdos and homeschoolers who are terrified of the world and create a protective nest around them. Think kids with transitions lenses and floor length denim skirts. Probably believe in exorcisms and think that nicki minaj/lil nas x, megan the stallion are all demons

•the olds. Walking skeletons who are barely alive but are pounding that dmt button in their brain and are hallucinating that Jesus and Donald trump are doing the predator handshake.

•nice moms. My mom basically. Likes kids, wants to make sure they have a happy and safe upbringing, albeit one that comes with some arbitrary rules later on. Good natured, true believers with sincere principles.


For these people, church can be mostly positive (except for the conservative people who use Jesus as confirmation they're virtuous).

I think that basically church is good for adults, net neutral for kids, and bad for teens. Personally i didn't get any sex ed ever in my life, outside of "don't ever do it, be very ashamed of it, until you're married, then everything will magically be cool and normal and acceptable."  As a result, i had to go through all the shitty embarrassing stuff that most people experience as a kid as an adult. I had a lot of unhealthy conceptions and ideas about what relationships and sex and romance were and it led to a lot of trauma.

But anyways congrats on being a born again virgin Shecks
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Church being net neutral for kids is....way off.

some of the shit that was shoved down my throat at church from 0-16 is the single biggest reason for most of my mental health issues.

I mean baby Christianity is fine, but yeah as soon as you start developing critical thinking ability and your pastor is like "just remember, masturbators, gay people and Muslims go to hell!" Is when the trauma comes in. Especially for women having to deal with "your body is sinful and is causing all these old dudes to be massive creeps"
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Post by: duniwayRobber on May 10, 2021, 05:21:11 PM
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Good for Shecks if Jesus and not nutting works for him. I grew up in the church and in my experience the adults that stick around are:

•fuck ups, burn outs and dead enders. Folks who would be complete and total disasters without strict rules to prevent them from destroying their life

•conservative, judgemental people. These people want to push their shit on everyone, are nosy, and love to find ways to trample anyone they see as beneath them

•safe space weirdos and homeschoolers who are terrified of the world and create a protective nest around them. Think kids with transitions lenses and floor length denim skirts. Probably believe in exorcisms and think that nicki minaj/lil nas x, megan the stallion are all demons

•the olds. Walking skeletons who are barely alive but are pounding that dmt button in their brain and are hallucinating that Jesus and Donald trump are doing the predator handshake.

•nice moms. My mom basically. Likes kids, wants to make sure they have a happy and safe upbringing, albeit one that comes with some arbitrary rules later on. Good natured, true believers with sincere principles.


For these people, church can be mostly positive (except for the conservative people who use Jesus as confirmation they're virtuous).

I think that basically church is good for adults, net neutral for kids, and bad for teens. Personally i didn't get any sex ed ever in my life, outside of "don't ever do it, be very ashamed of it, until you're married, then everything will magically be cool and normal and acceptable."  As a result, i had to go through all the shitty embarrassing stuff that most people experience as a kid as an adult. I had a lot of unhealthy conceptions and ideas about what relationships and sex and romance were and it led to a lot of trauma.

But anyways congrats on being a born again virgin Shecks
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Church being net neutral for kids is....way off.

some of the shit that was shoved down my throat at church from 0-16 is the single biggest reason for most of my mental health issues.

Maybe net-neutral when talking about the number that religion fucked up vs. the ones who escaped.

If personal testimony (oh shit, it's coming back) counts, religion wasn't the main extinguisher of my sanity. So that's 1-1.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ok boomer on May 10, 2021, 07:16:18 PM
Wedding night
(https://i.ibb.co/HxzN3gS/bYkQ4c.gif) (https://ibb.co/BrZ4Fsp)
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 10, 2021, 11:58:53 PM
Wedding night
(https://i.ibb.co/HxzN3gS/bYkQ4c.gif) (https://ibb.co/BrZ4Fsp)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANqQ3_WieoE
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: gyros4heroes on May 11, 2021, 05:50:20 AM
I dont know what church is like in the US but where im from its sound as long as you can filter out the bs and keep the good stuff. I am in no way the most religious person nor do i support organised religion, but as long as they dont interfere with me i do not really care. I still go to church to light a candle for the lost ones and for the occasional service. Theres nothing wrong with it and i dont see why anyone should be shamed for his beliefs. Its his life at the end of the day
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Sleazy on May 11, 2021, 06:33:19 AM
of course he's going to turn into a religious kook, makes perfect sense
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Double Thick Filbert on May 11, 2021, 09:00:42 AM
wtf someone give shecks some LSD while he is still young
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Sanka Coffie on May 11, 2021, 09:07:13 AM
God is wack, sex is not.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Abyss1 on May 11, 2021, 09:43:36 AM
Is it so hard to admit that , yea im getting older, and that shit is kind of whack as you get old, but nah its ALL thanks to god ...grifters
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: lk130 on May 11, 2021, 09:50:58 AM
Church is worth the money, not wasting money though
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: notmikerusczyk on May 11, 2021, 10:36:03 AM
Church is worth the money, not wasting money though
thank you
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Surf The Earth on May 11, 2021, 11:04:14 AM
There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.

If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on May 11, 2021, 11:42:49 AM
The whole “church makes you psychotic” thing is some white people shit. Black church when I grew up was mostly women, gay dudes, and husbands who were guilt tripped into going once every other month.

Pastor would reference a bible verse and then go on long tangents about current events, usually shitting on republicans. The singing was great, some fat lady always caught a fake Holy Ghost. The food afterwards was usually on point then you go on about your day.

I’m not Christian at all, and stopped going around high school, but I wouldn’t call my upbringing traumatic.

Also 4 of the 5 nicest asses I’ve seen was at church so that counts for something.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Sleazy on May 11, 2021, 11:45:24 AM
God is wack, sex is not.

nice!
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Uh Oh on May 11, 2021, 11:45:37 AM
Also 4 of the 5 nicest asses I’ve seen was at church so that counts for something.

God Bods. The good stuff is hiding at church.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: ish_wav on May 11, 2021, 12:06:11 PM
I don’t know if anyone here was a into metalcore in the mid 2010s but a huge name was Austin Carlile who just so happens to be one of Sheckler’s good friends. He found Jesus a while back and one evening I happened to hop on a live of him and Shecks just talking Jesus. Shecks sounded super genuine and lit up like a kid in a candy store when talking faith. I think it’s cool. Not for me, but good on him for being open about it. Brings a lot of criticism when you’re openly Christian. Definitely not for me, but good for him for being himself.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Watson on May 11, 2021, 12:24:20 PM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....

Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: RichardBarkley on May 11, 2021, 12:40:14 PM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.

They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: companguero on May 11, 2021, 01:10:13 PM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
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They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.

Keep this up, then you guys can convene the next Council of Nicaea
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on May 11, 2021, 01:13:40 PM
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It's definitely cool to see he's making healthier life choices and seems happier, but on the other hand it sucks that his newfound outlook is based on barbaric born-again Christian beliefs. He's from the OC right? It was probably inevitable.
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what's so barbaric about them? it seems more helpful than harmful in some cases. live and let live.

Did you really just ask what's so barbaric about Christianity?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: TheLurper on May 11, 2021, 01:49:05 PM
The last American town I lived in had three to four FM Jesus channels... it was common to hear the hosts say, "To be a good Christian one has to vote for Trump."

And, Sheck-dog being ultra-born again and his brother being white supremacist isn't much of a shocker... it seems the two are often correlated with one another.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: whaaaaat on May 11, 2021, 02:03:20 PM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
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They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.
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Keep this up, then you guys can convene the next Council of Nicaea

haha shit - fair enough, that story definitely changed in my mind over time lol.  Been awhile since I cracked the ol' good book open.  My story might be cooler, but yours probably makes the better point.  Look at that fucked up shit David did - yet he was still considered Gods favorite human.  So Shecks might as well get his sex on, God don't really care.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: DaleSr on May 11, 2021, 02:58:31 PM
The whole “church makes you psychotic” thing is some white people shit. Black church when I grew up was mostly women, gay dudes, and husbands who were guilt tripped into going once every other month.

Pastor would reference a bible verse and then go on long tangents about current events, usually shitting on republicans. The singing was great, some fat lady always caught a fake Holy Ghost. The food afterwards was usually on point then you go on about your day.

I’m not Christian at all, and stopped going around high school, but I wouldn’t call my upbringing traumatic.

Also 4 of the 5 nicest asses I’ve seen was at church so that counts for something.

This is pretty spot on
Also goes without saying that I'm talking about white evangelical Christianity.

Also perhaps i was being a little too easy on the church with my net neutral statement. Probably due to the fact that none of it was really damaging to me personally until i was like 13 and all the shame and guilt and hating myself began.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: k-nutz on May 11, 2021, 03:18:28 PM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
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They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.
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Keep this up, then you guys can convene the next Council of Nicaea

The story he was trying to use is about Samson in the book of judges.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: homegrown83 on May 11, 2021, 04:34:20 PM
Slap really is the worst sometimes.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: shrimptoastcrunch on May 11, 2021, 04:56:48 PM
Celibacy is something you would be comfortable arriving at after having enough partners for 40 lifetimes since your balls dropped. I'm sure the idea of waiting for sex with someone you like would be thrilling and refreshing to someone accustomed to a line of girls waiting outside their dressing room.
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Post by: Doom patrol on May 11, 2021, 05:44:20 PM
Celibacy is something you would be comfortable arriving at after having enough partners for 40 lifetimes since your balls dropped. I'm sure the idea of waiting for sex with someone you like would be thrilling and refreshing to someone accustomed to a line of girls waiting outside their dressing room.
It's like extended edging for Jesus!
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Post by: Eric Dolphy on May 11, 2021, 05:59:18 PM
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Celibacy is something you would be comfortable arriving at after having enough partners for 40 lifetimes since your balls dropped. I'm sure the idea of waiting for sex with someone you like would be thrilling and refreshing to someone accustomed to a line of girls waiting outside their dressing room.
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It's like extended edging for Jesus!
Shecks giving a new meaning to the word edgelord
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Highonangeldust on May 12, 2021, 04:32:08 PM
Watched other parts of this interview on youtube and never heard that story of the crazy dude being in love with his little brother Kane and stalking him. The only praise I’ll ever give to Shane is for fucking up that dude when he showed up at their house . 
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 13, 2021, 03:27:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r-e2NDSTuE&ab_channel=ChrissyA1
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on May 13, 2021, 03:38:22 AM
Damn. So my understanding after reading this thread is that Shecks is an abstinent Christian who may or may not collect the foreskins of his Gods enemies? Is this accurate?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:21:25 AM
Sheckler and I will be in Heaven.. hope to see you there  ;)
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Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:23:23 AM
George Carlin is burning in Hell No Cap No Bap Shalom, buy a TK tee to be set free
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Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:25:14 AM
I was Kane's stalker and I will confess to throwing hands with Shane Sheckler (SS) but he folded like a chair lil bitch ass nigga
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:57:15 AM
i'm passively suicidal
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 13, 2021, 05:56:47 AM
i'm passively suicidal

you should call someone or go and see a friend
are you drinking?
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Magnolia on May 13, 2021, 07:21:58 AM
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There's this story in the bible where King David (explicitly referred to as God's favorite person, which is a weird concept in itself) falls for a married woman.  He begs God for her and God says "Okay, I'll let you have her, but first you gotta do something for me.  You gotta bring me the foreskin of 1000 Philistines."  So David goes out and murders 1000 (presumably innocent) Philistines and brings their dick skin back to God.  Once received, God arranges for the woman's husband (also, presumably innocent) to be killed in battle, thereby freeing her up for David.

IDK, God doesn't really sound like a guy who would give a shit about pre-marital sex.  Religion is weird.
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If you are going to use a story to discredit something it would be wise to use the right story. First off King Daivd was not ordered by God to bring 1000 foreskins. He wads ordered by King Saul his predecessor to bring 100 in order for David to marry his Daughter (who was not married). He ended up killing 200 for the King and Married her. The woman who was married was bathsheba and david went AGAINST the will of God By sleeping with her and then killing her husband in battle. God actually sent a prohpet to David for him to repent and because of his disobidience ended up losing a child. Nowhere Did God command david to lay with a married woman and kill her husband....
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Yeah but the other dude's story is way cooler.
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They're both batshit crazy. First one defo cooler though.
In college I took a class called The Bible as Literature and the professor had a lot of fun relaying this story to us. The one sentence that's etched into my mind is "and then David returned to Jerusalem with a big bag of bloody dicks."
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 07:35:10 AM
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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone or go and see a friend
are you drinking?

No but I popped a bar last night and woke up in a bit of a mood, I’m fine, hope you guys and gals aren’t feeling too down today.. I visited a “friend” last night but he only talks about himself and anime so I hit his gravity bong and drove home as quickly as possible
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Dorje Drolo on May 13, 2021, 09:42:40 AM
Half heart promise pendants
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Post by: gsosa on May 13, 2021, 12:38:51 PM
He's probably doing hella anal now
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Post by: shannamal on May 13, 2021, 12:57:34 PM
i'm passively suicidal

you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Miller92 on May 13, 2021, 01:06:00 PM
He's probably doing hella anal now

when I was in high school (like 16 years old), a friend of mine had his first girlfriend and she was saving herself for marriage but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass instead. this went on exclusively for like 2 years :-\  so fucked lol
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Post by: snowballz on May 13, 2021, 01:25:34 PM
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He's probably doing hella anal now
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when I was in high school (like 16 years old), a friend of mine had his first girlfriend and she was saving herself for marriage but she would let my friend fuck her in the ass instead. this went on exclusively for like 2 years :-\  so fucked lol

the good ol' poophole loophole
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 01:56:11 PM
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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.

just need to get out of the midwest. i work a warehouse job atm and make around 50k but i know i could be doing the exact same thing out west. sick of always being the weirdest guy in any given room. quit going to bars/drinking in 2018 so my social life has changed drastically. i'm going to save as much as i can and try to move when my lease expires.
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Post by: ziggy on May 13, 2021, 02:04:17 PM
I thought Ryan was one of God’s chosen people
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Post by: Lou Strux on May 13, 2021, 02:08:13 PM
I thought Ryan was one of God’s chosen people
Because... Shekels?
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Post by: lk130 on May 13, 2021, 03:22:25 PM
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i'm passively suicidal
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you should call someone. 800-273-8255.

it's free, and they will help. don't do anything rash.
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just need to get out of the midwest. i work a warehouse job atm and make around 50k but i know i could be doing the exact same thing out west. sick of always being the weirdest guy in any given room. quit going to bars/drinking in 2018 so my social life has changed drastically. i'm going to save as much as i can and try to move when my lease expires.
If you listen to Lil B or Makonnen you'll feel better, I don't reccomend blaming yourself outright
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 13, 2021, 04:45:30 PM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaHJCvy03Xk
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: 50mm on May 13, 2021, 09:08:06 PM
This shit is fucking regular and the fact that they put it out there for all to know the choice they made about when they are going to decide to fuck is psycho shit. If you’re an adult and you’re gonna wait for marriage to fuck I guess I’m thankful you let me know because I don’t wanna do business with you. Fucking psycho shit I’m telling you.
Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Wheelbyte on May 13, 2021, 10:58:10 PM
he's just a child star who had a drinking problem
and recently broke up with a too beautiful girlfriend
so he used big religion to help recover himself
and in return they used his name, talent and celebrity
promised him an extended career in front of cameras
to further both parties egos, agendas and incomes

Title: Re: Sheckler of alcohol, on celibacy
Post by: Lisa96 on May 14, 2021, 03:43:48 AM
you know too much about his situation might have to hit Lock on this thread
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Post by: pugmaster on May 17, 2021, 10:59:08 PM
I fully understand the bad looks that plan B gets.  Looking holistically at Sheckler, he is pretty inspirational in a lot of ways.  Lots of injuries overcame, childhood stardom stuff, contributing to various organizations that actually help people.  Not to mention his parts are always nothing less than top notch.  I mean, he doesn't have a Pug dog, but he has a frenchie, which is pretty close.