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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=149960222
fucking great. almost as bad as the motocross photographer by the same name...
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TonyCoxHox gone hard gay in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07W7-4Meffo
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imagine every night was the best sex of your life, you nailed the hottest chicks and the hottest chicks knew exactly how to rub your balls on their foreheads. you never had to "date", or buy her a million drinks. you could just screw and screw and screw, and go to the next chick you wanted. even lonely nights, you could pick up a fetish and try a fat chick, regular chick, or skater chick...
that's what a gay guy's life is like on the weekend.
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you been stalking me again, BB?
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Might be time to re-think my lifestyle - just never really been into men though :(
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m46/grandekara/ec/n024.gif)
Ooohh my. . .
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i got a ride from kingston to toronto with a girl yesterday, and on the drive she said "i have to admit i googled you before agreeing to pick you up." i understand, because i googled her too (cant ride with some ugly girl for 3 hours). but when i got home i got curious about what came up... hope she wasnt disappointed!
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imagine every night was the best sex of your life, you nailed the hottest chicks and the hottest chicks knew exactly how to rub your balls on their foreheads. you never had to "date", or buy her a million drinks. you could just screw and screw and screw, and go to the next chick you wanted. even lonely nights, you could pick up a fetish and try a fat chick, regular chick, or skater chick...
that's what a gay guy's life is like on the weekend.
but are weekends worth an eternity in hell? there not christiaANNN
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The worst is when you're at work on a Friday and you'd rather stay and do overtime to stay away from a psycho girlfriend.
Then, in the next cubicle, your gay co-worker is getting endless texts for pre-party booty calls, and is screaming to get out of the office.
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...and Tim, you wouldn't WANT to know what I'd do to your myspace if I was gay.
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
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i was thinking about the gay games before....imagine how sick that would be...instead i got like slam city jam to deal with or something with the same haggered chicks milling about every year......
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
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wonder how shemales are looked upon in the gay community.
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.
if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
I was being sarcastic here by the way
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You sure are jealous of this gay lifestyle that you fantasize about Brawler. I mean, jesus, if you are that in to it, give it a try, apparently you think it would fit you better. I'm sure gay men all just fuck eachother indiscriminately, have no standards for what they look for in a man, and NEVER want to get into a stable relationship (Which is why we can't let them get married!). Yep, thats what it means to be gay alright.
yes, exactly the same way all straight men are with women
we get it. Get rid of those blackbox banners, pronto
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go fuck yourself penknife
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.
if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
lemme break down the different scenarios:
Boys Don't Cry
Tranny (pre-op)
Tranny (post-op)
Cross Dresser
Buck Angel
and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
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go fuck yourself penknife
listen here, whitey, the immigrants are coming to take your job
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.
if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
lemme break down the different scenarios:
Boys Don't Cry
Tranny (pre-op)
Tranny (post-op)
Cross Dresser
Buck Angel
and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
am I supposed to explain all these?
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.
if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
lemme break down the different scenarios:
Boys Don't Cry
Tranny (pre-op)
Tranny (post-op)
Cross Dresser
Buck Angel
and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
well just say which of these is cool or uncool with gay dudes. i mean, i'm imagining this whole underground world of different perspectives on things like in Blade or eddie murphy dressing up like a white guy.
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"cool" as in will hang out and be friends with.
or as in "damn lets go fuck"
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Corey Duffel got a blowjob from a chick with a dick and totally loved it.
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Alternative lifestyle hammer.
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I've seen people do some gross shit with hammers....
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I've seen people do some gross shit with hammers....
:o :'( ???
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"cool" as in will hang out and be friends with.
or as in "damn lets go fuck"
"cool" as in cool enough to run molten core without causing a wipe or ninjaing the phat lewt.
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if you are talking about transgendered people they have a really hard time. you would think the majority of gays would be more accepting and understanding, but many are not.
if you are talking about some dude who got breast implants and some silicon injected lips though that is a different story all together, not to say that they are accepted with open arms though.
lemme break down the different scenarios:
Boys Don't Cry
Tranny (pre-op)
Tranny (post-op)
Cross Dresser
Buck Angel
and let's toss in asexuals, cuz what's the deal wif dat?
It is going to vary a lot from person to person. Not going to pass a blanket statement on that. Just know that transexuals deal with the same sort of acceptance issues in the gay community as gays do in straight society.
The sad thing is that I have run into plenty of gay guys that will only befriend people that they want to have sex with. Life is too short to live like that.
Dude, I had to look up who Buck Angel is. What does that say about you? However, there is a bar I go to regularly that someone like him would fit right in as far as how he looks goes. After people find out what he has in his pants that might change though.
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TonyCoxHox gone hard gay in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07W7-4Meffo
funniest shit ever
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Can gay guys scissor, or is that just not good rubbing balls together?
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TonyCoxHox gone hard gay in Japan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07W7-4Meffo
funniest shit ever
what?!?
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people imitate that Hard Gay (Haado Gei) here, and its really annoying. I'm not sure why but instead of people saying "hey, relax", they say "say say say say say..". I don't get it, but I know Hard gay does it...
Tim you're really cool.
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Can gay guys scissor, or is that just not good rubbing balls together?
why are you asking? to even think of that shit you may as well climb out of your cybercloset and go and bang a boy.cmon,thats probably as subversive as you could get.
Hard Gay is/was definitely a strange.Anything overtly sexual around kids seems close to the line.guess I'm getting old...
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I couldn't watch that whole thing. Made me uncomfortable him doing that shit around kids like that. Dude would have been arrested doing something like that in the US.
Scissors? Never tried. Let me know how it works out for you, BB.
No, I am just a dork, Tony.
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A teacher also got fired for a pop up, because a school doesn't have Firefox. The US needs to loosen up, and Japan needs to stop censoring vaginas.
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Japan needs to stop censoring vaginas.
YEAH! EXACTLY!
it makes me so mad when the man opens up the sweet lil' panties and then suddenly this fucking blurry stuff comes out and starts hiding the panty line and everything around the sacred pussy.
oh, you should see the foreign magazines that have pussy pics in them here. its so amazingly funny. each pic of a pussy is SCRATCHED OUT. a person actually sits and scratches out pussies from magazines all day. I wonder how that job would be. 24/7 Boner? Ask them, not me.
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The fuct up thing is prostitution is pretty much legal here, porn is everywhere (playboy ads on the trains...) and yet they pixelate the pussy?
That hard gay character was seriously massive a while back.Prime time T.V., on C.M.s and yet no one seemed to see it as at all offensive. But then I've also seen "Black man wanted for waiter"," To rent: no pets, No foreigners"...
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a friend who taught english there told me about these japanese version of white supremacists... theyd drive around in big black (american) SUVs, waving enormous 'rising sun' flags, and attack chinese and korean 'guest workers'.
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Hey tim, is this guy hot or not in gayland?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivULBJnHVNI
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a friend who taught english there told me about these japanese version of white supremacists... theyd drive around in big black (american) SUVs, waving enormous 'rising sun' flags, and attack chinese and korean 'guest workers'.
yeah, you should see days when there are hundreds of them driving around downtown doing some kind of car parade. they all have these speakers. some of them are playing old japanese music, and some of them have people inside giving speeches. its disgusting. and when you wave to them with a smile, they close their windows, or look at you like they are reeeaaally pissed. i heared some of them are yakuza-type people, and they can do shit to you if you make fun of them.
and yeah, i've seen whore houses that had "no foreigners" written on the door. FUCKERS!!!
some japanese are still scared or foreigners. for example at work, customers would ignore me, even though im looking at them and giving them signals that i can come over and help them, they ignore me and go ask a japanese guy.
and tim, do you like macho guys? or normal guys?
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that shit's like quebec. fully rude to english people if they want to be.
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Hey tim, is this guy hot or not in gayland?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivULBJnHVNI
somebody for everybody, but he does nothing for me.
and tim, do you like macho guys? or normal guys?
I will say that I have never found a skateboarder attractive or anybody under the age of 40 or so for that matter.
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and tim, do you like macho guys? or normal guys?
not even dylan rieder?
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that shit's like quebec. fully rude to english people if they want to be.
i feel so embarassed when i have to order anything, even at subway or tim hortons. like, ive passed a university-level exam to show that i can translate french to english, but cant order a simple hot chocolate... so i let my girl do all the ordering, shes from there...
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Those fuckers know the second you annunciate your first vowel. I remember trying to get Italian poutine at 4:00AM once, drunk and hungry as fuck, but like a god begging at the dinner table.
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I will say that I have never found a skateboarder attractive or anybody under the age of 40 or so for that matter.
Fuckin' skater hater!
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OK, I'll make a deal with you. When you start wanting to have sex with skaters I still won't consider it.
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i like this thread, since i have no gay friends (by chance, not cause im a gay basher) its kind of like an ask a gay man thread
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ive been to more same-sex weddings (4) than opposite-sex (?) weddings (2).
but like my co-worker rohan used to say: once you get married, every marriage is a same sex marriage...
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Tim, do you get a lot of abuse or hate for being gay?
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No, but I live in the San Francisco Bay Area. This place might as well be its own planet.
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Tim, I commend you for your good humour.
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Thank, you. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
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so tim do you think you've always been gay? like do you remember a moment when you were like "holy shit that dude is slammin...oh woah." i remember humping my pillow to daphne from scoobie-doo when i was like 5. i didn't really think she was hot because i didn't know what it meant. she just gave me boners and it felt funny when i rubbed on them. i still dig the whole 60's chick look. also do you just like...scissor or something?
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fuck..... I don't believe I am going to answer this.
I remember in 4th or 5th grade thinking my school principle was hot.
scissor?
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this thread is better than savage love....
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educate yo'self (http://www.gofish.com/player.gfp?gfid=30-1099425)
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thanks, I think...
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Tim, is Perez Hilton right? Is it true that Randy Orton is attractive to males?
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/7129/randyortoninterview2006qq7.jpg)
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do you ever get frustrated with people who try to be open towards homosexuality but are just sort of ill informed? like i was talking to this gay dude at a bar and he was telling how he hates when people say that they're "tolerant" towards homosexuals or that "tolerence" should be taught in schools because it makes it sound like it's something to be stomached. like a foul stench that polite people just ignore.
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make sure you answer my question first.
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that shit's like quebec. fully rude to english people if they want to be.
im looking forward to montreal this summer. ;D
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Don't get me wrong. montreal's one of the most amazing places you'll ever party and skate. Getting snobbed is like being blessed.
Tim, don't forget RKO, okay?
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Tim, is Perez Hilton right? Is it true that Randy Orton is attractive to males?
I don't see his name in the database...
It is possible he is in the Down Low database though. They haven't issued the updated 2007 edition yet.
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that shit's like quebec. fully rude to english people if they want to be.
im looking forward to montreal this summer. ;D
yeah, dont worry-- montreal is a lot less rude than the 'real' pure l'aine quebec.
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do you ever get frustrated with people who try to be open towards homosexuality but are just sort of ill informed? like i was talking to this gay dude at a bar and he was telling how he hates when people say that they're "tolerant" towards homosexuals or that "tolerence" should be taught in schools because it makes it sound like it's something to be stomached. like a foul stench that polite people just ignore.
sure, I get frustrated. all the propaganda that the "Christian Right" spreads is far worse though. The whole notion of a "Gay Agenda" is bullshit. Like gays want something other than not being treated as second class citizines.
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that shit's like quebec. fully rude to english people if they want to be.
im looking forward to montreal this summer. ;D
yeah, dont worry-- montreal is a lot less rude than the 'real' pure l'aine quebec.
are they pretty much just dicks to english people? i wouldnt see sergio having a problem then
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How bout this? Is this hot?
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/2469/orton11200633ea9.jpg)
(http://img464.imageshack.us/img464/7162/josh6bl3xc6.jpg)
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no and no
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do you want to stick your dick into another man's dick hole?
do you finger your asshole?
do you moan?
THANKS
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haha, only tony would bring those up :P
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tony, go read this avril lavigne article...
http://www.cbc.ca/arts/music/avril.html
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ok, i read it all.
what a useless article. why did you make me read it?
oh and by the way, i hate avril lavigne now. that fucking cunt.
and tim, im still waiting for the answers ;)
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tim, what is wrong with Randy Orton?
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tim, would you rather do reese forbes or scott johnston?
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I think I am done here
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please, just answer the questions that have already asked, and you can be done.
PLEASE TIM. WE LEARN A LOT FROM YOUR ANSWERS :'( :'( :'(
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please, just answer the questions that have already asked, and you can be done.
PLEASE TIM. WE LEARN A LOT FROM YOUR ANSWERS :'( :'( :'(
tony, we get it. you like guys.
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I was hoping this thread would have gone longer than Jamie Thomas'.
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I was hoping this thread would have gone longer than Jamie Thomas'.
let me help
http://3.upload.dailymotion.com/video/xsyfn_ (http://3.upload.dailymotion.com/video/xsyfn_)
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please, just answer the questions that have already asked, and you can be done.
PLEASE TIM. WE LEARN A LOT FROM YOUR ANSWERS :'( :'( :'(
Sounds like to me you are looking for jerk off fodder.
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Tim, what are the most common misconceptions of gay culture do straight people perceive to be true.
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most common misconceptions are that gay's have no discrimination as to who they will have sex with and that all gays like taking it in the bum.
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so some gays like taking it up the dickhole? (sorry)
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is there some Southpark clip that can illustrate how the hell that is supposed to work?
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i dont think so, it came out of the mind of tony so you probly wouldnt want to see how it works. i dont even think its possible
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No. That is called "docking".
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i just read the first and last pages of this thread and this shit is RIDICULOUS
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we are now destined for more pages than the Jamie thread.
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not trying to out this guy but the new bloke at my work seems gay as.anyway to verify this apart from asking straight out?it doesnt matter, but if i was sure i could avoid any b.s. seems pretty gay to me but what would be a "smoking gun"?
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No. That is called "docking".
:-X
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Docking means "A homosexual act where a circumcised man inserts the head of his penis into another man's foreskin."
I want to know if Tim wants to stick his sperm spammer into another mans pee hole.
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not trying to out this guy but the new bloke at my work seems gay as.anyway to verify this apart from asking straight out?it doesnt matter, but if i was sure i could avoid any b.s. seems pretty gay to me but what would be a "smoking gun"?
if his dick tastes like shit.
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xXLaWlXxzZZz
Tim, have you ever tried docking? One skinless lonely head, that looks perfect is feeling cold. Then, an awkward looking dick, with too much skin to carry around came. The cold, red, skinless one asked if he could cum in. The hip hop dick said ok, and they became one long dick. The biggest dick in the world.
p.s. im not gay
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fake account
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what the fuck? ??? ??? ???
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fake account
fake post ^^^
what the fuck? ??? ??? ???
Its a story about two gay PPs...
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the only good thing about being gay, is being able to jack off to your own dick.
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>:(
shame on you!
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I'm pretty sure if you don't know its none of your goddamn business.
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I'm pretty sure he's an asshole.
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true
ban him
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ban him
seriously
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ban him
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if I banned everyone that acts douchie on here there would only be like 10 people left...
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poll then ban
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This is pretty appalling.
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I actually can't ban people.
certainly not going to take a poll and vote people of like fucking Survivor or some shit
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ohh tony, you out did yourself once again
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I'm pretty sure if you don't know its none of your goddamn business.
stop taking it so seriously.
I'm pretty sure he's an asshole.
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ban me? are you guys that scared of my posts? you should probably take off your panties and relax.
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way to stay on topic, you fag.
and using words like fag is fine?
if you dont like my posts, dont read them, but dont act like american red neck people that dont bruth their teeth.
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seriously
good idea. must follow through.
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Some of this shit is out of my comfort zone.
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I'm pretty sure if you don't know its none of your goddamn business.
stop taking it so seriously.
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I'm pretty sure he's an asshole.
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ban me? are you guys that scared of my posts? you should probably take off your panties and relax.
If I shouldn't take it seriously then stop insisting I answer it. My not dignifying your absurdity with a written response WAS my response.
However, I never considered banning you over it. I was going along with the line of thought.
Furthermore, you call someone out for using the word fag, but in the same sentence you stereo-type "red necks".
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you can't ban tony, he's my favorite poster
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well sorry tim, if i said anything disrespectful to you.
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you can't ban tony, he's my favorite poster
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I'm pretty sure if you don't know its none of your goddamn business.
stop taking it so seriously.
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I'm pretty sure he's an asshole.
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ban me? are you guys that scared of my posts? you should probably take off your panties and relax.
(http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/58/Gay1.jpg)
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you can't ban tony, he's my favorite poster
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I'm pretty sure if you don't know its none of your goddamn business.
stop taking it so seriously.
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I'm pretty sure he's an asshole.
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ban me? are you guys that scared of my posts? you should probably take off your panties and relax.
(http://pr0n.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/58/Gay1.jpg)
SOMEONE POST THE VIDEO TO THIS!!!
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It's so easy
Happy Go Lucky (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9rWFZesV8s)
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AAAAAARGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!!!!!