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Title: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on June 14, 2021, 09:26:03 AM
First matches next weekend. Pro vs Joes vs Influencers vs Icons. They’re calling it Community.
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Post by: Swithflip on June 14, 2021, 09:26:56 AM
Cant wait to see borras face again.
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on June 14, 2021, 09:37:34 AM
Skate Moss vs Everyone
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Post by: BALARGUE on June 14, 2021, 10:02:22 AM
Games where Everyone wins are the best
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Post by: Fongstarr. on June 14, 2021, 10:20:25 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewf6FvD-MtQ&t=49s

Mike Mo was talking about it in his 9 Club interview. I think he is at least in.
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Post by: lamfordie on June 14, 2021, 10:20:49 AM
What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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Post by: Grip Jobs on June 14, 2021, 10:25:22 AM
What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round

Spikey is gonna win!!
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 14, 2021, 10:28:46 AM
dont know why yall giving these clown so much airplay
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Post by: ish_wav on June 14, 2021, 10:28:59 AM
What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round

I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Post by: weregoingunion on June 14, 2021, 10:49:01 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/RnmbKqE_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 14, 2021, 11:05:55 AM
“…plug skull candy.”
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Post by: tortfeasor on June 14, 2021, 11:49:01 AM



Mike Mo was talking about it in his 9 Club interview. I think he is at least in.

that would be very nice to see.

64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?
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Post by: ish_wav on June 14, 2021, 12:03:20 PM


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Mike Mo was talking about it in his 9 Club interview. I think he is at least in.
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that would be very nice to see.

64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?

Either that or do 4 matches per weekend rather than the usual 2 they did?
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Post by: Chatbot on June 14, 2021, 12:09:53 PM
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Mike Mo was talking about it in his 9 Club interview. I think he is at least in.
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that would be very nice to see.

64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?
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Either that or do 4 matches per weekend rather than the usual 2 they did?

Knowing how the Berrics do things, they will probably drag this out as long as possible giving them more opportunities to shove Chariuma down our throats.
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Post by: KUberry on June 14, 2021, 12:12:58 PM
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Mike Mo was talking about it in his 9 Club interview. I think he is at least in.
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that would be very nice to see.

64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?
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Either that or do 4 matches per weekend rather than the usual 2 they did?
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Knowing how the Berrics do things, they will probably drag this out as long as possible giving them more opportunities to shove Chariuma down our throats.

Hopefully PJ shows up in éS and fucks everybody up
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Post by: TheDingus on June 14, 2021, 12:58:24 PM
Creager is gonna be in it? Ok, I can ignore the Cariuma trash for that.
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Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on June 14, 2021, 01:07:10 PM
Creager is gonna be in it? Ok, I can ignore the Cariuma trash for that.
I MIGHT watch just for RC...dude has some wild ish in the bag
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Post by: JANUS on June 14, 2021, 01:18:59 PM
What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round

Don’t you put that evil on Booberry-Larry!
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Post by: h00man on June 14, 2021, 01:19:41 PM
JFC who fucking cares
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Post by: UwU on June 14, 2021, 01:19:54 PM
Is there a line up yet?
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Post by: MOUNTAIN on June 14, 2021, 01:21:17 PM
“…plug skull candy.”
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Post by: coldbrew on June 14, 2021, 01:40:25 PM
What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round

I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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Post by: pbj on June 14, 2021, 01:46:36 PM
"Influencers"
yeah, no thanks..
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 14, 2021, 02:01:43 PM
Remember when they hyped up Pros vs Joe’s and then half of the Joe’s turned out to be trash at flat ground because they did weird stupid shit, but couldn’t land the basics? It’s going to be that, except more of it this time.



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Post by: waffle on June 14, 2021, 02:13:14 PM
Scientology Koston’s camera candor is identical to this trash influencer scam artist in machine learning named Siraj Raval

0: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8-PY1oOT-8
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Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on June 14, 2021, 02:13:33 PM
its gonna be a whole bunch of "poppin" insta skaters that will bring in the views from the kids. will be weird to see burberry erry be filmed from far away and not right up on his ankles
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Post by: Ric Leonetti on June 14, 2021, 02:29:25 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/RnmbKqE_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

Oh no….this guy!
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 14, 2021, 02:50:32 PM
I actually used to kind of like batb because I get to see how a pro I like do their particular fs shuvs, kickflips, bs 360s etc... so for me it was getting to see how Busenitz might do a trick he normally might not ever film like a nollie inward heel or something.
Anyways that commercial was dumb and battle at The Emerics is way cooler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls&t=9s
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 14, 2021, 04:09:03 PM
I actually used to kind of like batb because I get to see how a pro I like do their particular fs shuvs, kickflips, bs 360s etc... so for me it was getting to see how Busenitz might do a trick he normally might not ever film like a nollie inward heel or something.
Anyways that commercial was dumb and battle at The Emerics is way cooler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls&t=9s

Thanks for reminding me about this. Coolest shit ever seeing Heath pull out fakie 540 flips, nollie/regs back 3 flips, 3 heels etc. This was rare as hell
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Post by: Low standards on June 14, 2021, 05:35:15 PM
How will berrics outcringe themselves this time?
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Post by: Coldpizza on June 14, 2021, 05:37:57 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/2oHSQxY.jpg)
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Post by: Rubbrick on June 14, 2021, 05:46:13 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.

He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Post by: fakie nollie on June 14, 2021, 05:54:22 PM
I’ve got followers, Steve. Can you milk me?
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Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 14, 2021, 07:13:39 PM
Remember when they hyped up Pros vs Joe’s and then half of the Joe’s turned out to be trash at flat ground because they did weird stupid shit, but couldn’t land the basics? It’s going to be that, except more of it this time.
Very true…aside from the fact joe won.
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Post by: Global Moderator on June 14, 2021, 07:16:45 PM
Hopefully PJ shows up in éS and fucks everybody up

This would be amazing
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Post by: my english is bad on June 14, 2021, 07:19:09 PM
I only hope that the final is Ronnie Creager vs PJ Ladd
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 14, 2021, 07:32:05 PM
Hope the influenzas take it
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 14, 2021, 07:37:33 PM
…And I hope Bullberry Harry skates in those 3D printed Crocs.
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 14, 2021, 07:52:09 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

What the fuck....I’ve never heard of this dude and I want him to disappear just from watching that clip. Like, the get imploded by Doctor Manhattan-type of disappear. Fuck me.
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Post by: braindrill on June 14, 2021, 08:04:54 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.

Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks
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Post by: ungzilla on June 14, 2021, 08:22:59 PM
if caine gayle isn't in this i don't give a fuck
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Post by: Jimmy Two Tits on June 14, 2021, 08:43:05 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link
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What the fuck....I’ve never heard of this dude and I want him to disappear just from watching that clip. Like, the get imploded by Doctor Manhattan-type of disappear. Fuck me.

Jesus Christ. He look's like something a 10 year old would create on Tony Hawk.
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Post by: Fongstarr. on June 14, 2021, 09:31:12 PM
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.
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Post by: oyolar on June 14, 2021, 09:41:04 PM
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I actually used to kind of like batb because I get to see how a pro I like do their particular fs shuvs, kickflips, bs 360s etc... so for me it was getting to see how Busenitz might do a trick he normally might not ever film like a nollie inward heel or something.
Anyways that commercial was dumb and battle at The Emerics is way cooler:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls&t=9s
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Thanks for reminding me about this. Coolest shit ever seeing Heath pull out fakie 540 flips, nollie/regs back 3 flips, 3 heels etc. This was rare as hell

Still so cool. Best b/s flips too.
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Post by: AfterBlackEnderEnder on June 14, 2021, 10:08:00 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

I will admittedly watch it. Mostly to witness this kid with exoskeleton shoes biff a kickflip. No no-complies either, bitch.
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Post by: Allez_Jambon on June 14, 2021, 11:01:52 PM
is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.
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Post by: Prostate Exam on June 14, 2021, 11:31:39 PM
Wow, they're really riding that horse to death
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Post by: ice nine on June 14, 2021, 11:48:39 PM
how bout another slides and grinds?
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Post by: Yoshi on June 15, 2021, 02:43:56 AM
is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.

Morbid curiosity?
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Post by: threequartercab on June 15, 2021, 03:00:15 AM
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is there a word for disgusted but cant look away? or like, excited/aroused by disgust, anger, and self abuse? there ought to be a word for that by now.
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Morbid curiosity?

Exactly that! I´m going to watch a couple of games and then i´m going to be stockholm-syndromed into watching the rest. 
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Post by: ninformatic on June 15, 2021, 03:54:56 AM
idk i dont hate this
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 15, 2021, 04:15:13 AM
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.

While I agree, That’s beera’s time to shine, ain’t no way he’s cutting it.
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Post by: Pete on June 15, 2021, 04:28:21 AM
Blueberry Perc30 boutta win the whole shit skating in triple S balenciagas.

I’m not the berties market so I don’t care either way, but the worst part about BATB is 100% Yoon Suul. Even if he’s just sitting in the crowd cheering and constantly doing that re-do hand single.



Free max b
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Post by: sfa on June 15, 2021, 05:18:03 AM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks

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Post by: mtvic on June 15, 2021, 06:12:40 AM
So when the idiotic influencers play one another will there be multiple filmers and film crews?  Will the influencers be running around with a mic on and interviewing themselves while playing skate?  This is going to be horrible.
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Post by: JANUS on June 15, 2021, 06:23:13 AM
Is Booberry Larry an influencer or a Joe?
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Post by: QixHexagon on June 15, 2021, 06:44:44 AM
Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 15, 2021, 06:44:57 AM
put me in, coach.
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Post by: Jewel Runner on June 15, 2021, 06:59:42 AM
You gotta be at least curious to know what they're going to put out
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Post by: douchenozzle on June 15, 2021, 07:03:54 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2oHSQxY.jpg)
Snarky gray haired old coot portraying young hip vibrant "it" guy. Ugghhhh
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Post by: cky enthusiast on June 15, 2021, 07:04:22 AM
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I hope he smokes everyone in the most ridiculous pair of shoes (those fucking eS remastered runners) just so I can watch slap implode.
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He’s already been training

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

this man has very slender ankles
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Post by: formula420 on June 15, 2021, 08:16:01 AM
Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.

Giger was in pros vs joes and was knocked out first round. But anyone could lose to prod.
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Post by: RichardBarkley on June 15, 2021, 08:38:27 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/2oHSQxY.jpg)

(https://i.ibb.co/pQgjkT5/Screenshot-20210615-163725.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m0m5PKg)
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Post by: BALARGUE on June 16, 2021, 04:20:56 AM
Hope they at least don’t reads the rules. So unnecessary at this point.

may xenu have mercy on your soul
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 16, 2021, 05:05:47 AM
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Really curious to see who are going to be the icons. Koston, Mike Vallely... who else?

Would be interesting to see Jonny Giger skating and if he can really do those crazy tricks of his channel consistently. He could beat anyone with those.
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Giger was in pros vs joes and was knocked out first round. But anyone could lose to prod.

They say never meet your heroes. I would add Never play your heroes in a Game of skate.  ;D
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Post by: Copthorne14 on June 16, 2021, 08:27:10 AM
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 16, 2021, 08:38:22 AM
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY

Andy Schrock and Kyro lmao this is gonna be great. They even put Vinnie Bahn’s crusty ass in this
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Post by: mtvic on June 16, 2021, 08:54:07 AM
But but but aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂
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Post by: dallou on June 16, 2021, 08:56:24 AM
is it going to be on zoom or somthing ?
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Post by: dallou on June 16, 2021, 08:57:53 AM
I am now imagining a Desarmo vs Kyro game or something like that aha
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 16, 2021, 09:15:35 AM
For a second I was starting to think that they were going to have the balls to put Fetty Potter in the bracket.
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Post by: QixHexagon on June 16, 2021, 09:29:49 AM
Stoked for Spencer Barton. His videos are pretty cool.
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Post by: nickpaolucci on June 16, 2021, 09:58:10 AM
who here has actually been influenced by said influencers? youtube kooks would be more apt.
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Post by: RichardBarkley on June 16, 2021, 10:31:45 AM
Is Degros in their? He's the man

The rest can fuck off
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 16, 2021, 10:53:44 AM
This is gonna expose a lot of those Influencers. Those games are going to be the most hideous, styleless, slopfests BUT I’m excited to see it. It’s something different and having the 4 brackets is a dope idea.

The icons bracket should be pretty heavy, hopefully they have Busenitz in it. I don’t care if he even wins a game, I just wanna see him go faster than everyone.
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Post by: phlap on June 16, 2021, 10:56:46 AM
Seriously hoping to see Jamie vs Jonny. Bound to see some very interesting tricks go down.

Is Degros in their? He's the man

The rest can fuck off

Ben'll win every match by psyching his opponent out by insinuating that they might be skating the wrong trucks for their deck. There's no way they'd just let him roll in and stomp everyone like that.
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Post by: lamfordie on June 16, 2021, 11:00:54 AM
Cool to see my buddy Shane Boyer in it. He's low key pretty good at games of skate
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Post by: urbneathme on June 16, 2021, 11:07:51 AM
really smart and grifty of them to only have influencers play each other so they can’t all get bounced in the first round. gotta keep them insta views up xenu needs all the likes he can get
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Post by: the canadian suit on June 16, 2021, 12:11:14 PM
really smart and grifty of them to only have influencers play each other so they can’t all get bounced in the first round. gotta keep them insta views up xenu needs all the likes he can get

It is smart but it’s also kinda disappointing. The floor needs to be wiped.
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Post by: JimGeko on June 16, 2021, 12:40:28 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQBu7LjAxMf/?utm_medium=copy_link

This makes me want to nuke the world.
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Post by: ramplocal on June 16, 2021, 02:32:10 PM
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What's the odds spike hair Neo gets skunked in the first round
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I hope he plays Aaron Kyro, professional skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area.
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Pretty sure that dude is just the Chris Gaines to Kyro's Garth Brooks
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Incredible
Also no Doug Brown, shit is rigged
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 16, 2021, 04:54:39 PM
But aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂
I mean… Yes(?) but not really.
It’s a bit of a grey area when you turn yourself pro.
They def belong in the YouTube kookegory.
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Post by: Burt Ward on June 16, 2021, 05:38:18 PM
Here's the cringe bracket.

https://youtu.be/GdtX4AnmqOY

I watched this, and besides making my skin crawl, it means that I'm now getting braille ads. Fuck 
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Post by: Dark Knight on June 16, 2021, 06:22:07 PM
They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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Post by: mtvic on June 16, 2021, 06:48:52 PM
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But aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??😂😂😂
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I mean… Yes(?) but not really.
It’s a bit of a grey area when you turn yourself pro.
They def belong in the YouTube kookegory.
They’re not pro. They’re not even an. Shit they’re aren’t even flowed. They’re old washed up dudes that were never good enough to make it who capitalize on little children through this new age market of youtube. The fact that the berries is doing this only shines a light on how little money they have and sheer desperation to gather more. If this doesn’t work a gofundme is coming soon
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 16, 2021, 06:53:55 PM
They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.

That would be awesome but it most likely isn’t happening. He definitely wrote the Berries off years ago.
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 16, 2021, 06:59:14 PM
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They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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That would be awesome but it most likely isn’t happening. He definitely wrote the Berries off years ago.

Why would he have beef with the Berrics though?
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Post by: lysdexia on June 16, 2021, 07:44:11 PM
5 Revive skaters

yikes.

there are some dudes on that list i would like to see well still though
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Post by: drcroc on June 16, 2021, 07:49:14 PM
This is going to be the entertainment I've been deprived of...  Since the pandemic hit I basically stopped watching all sports.

If this was like 6 years ago I'd give Aaron Kyro a chance at quarterfinals. He built his career by filming tutorials for every flatground trick, and if you've watched any of his videos he usually learns stuff within a matter of tries, but he's too old now to really go that far.

I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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Post by: mareo on June 16, 2021, 08:05:54 PM
Wonder why versace plug isn't on this, I'm sure they would've asked him right? Maybe he said no.
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 16, 2021, 08:15:11 PM
Schrokk Vs griffin? LOL
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 16, 2021, 08:42:25 PM
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They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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That would be awesome but it most likely isn’t happening. He definitely wrote the Berries off years ago.
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Why would he have beef with the Berrics though?

I don’t think there’s beef, he just stopped taking anything that goes on in that place seriously years and years ago
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Post by: Grip Jobs on June 16, 2021, 09:01:08 PM
They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.

I think he’s gotta chill around his house for a year or so
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Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on June 16, 2021, 09:10:31 PM
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They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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I think he’s gotta chill around his house for a year or so

Yeah, even though he is out of jail there are still restrictions in place regarding his ability to travel/leave his area.

I'm actually looking forward to seeing who is in the "icon" bracket and seeing them play each other.
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Post by: BALARGUE on June 17, 2021, 04:38:24 AM
only whack pros can accept to take part in this, right ?
RIGHT ?
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Post by: ineedthis on June 17, 2021, 04:59:26 AM
Fuck influencers.. jesus Berrics how desperate are you for a social media bonus points boost. Have it all pros, no fucking sex change late flip bullshit either. Arto Saari was the best thing that happened to the BATB.. he didnt even win a game but he popped his tricks like a real man.
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Post by: Chatbot on June 17, 2021, 05:14:33 AM
They should use the same bracket from BATB 1. See how different the turnout is 12 years later.
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Post by: nickpaolucci on June 17, 2021, 05:46:32 AM
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They letting CK in this?  Can’t be bothered to investigate further due to that influencer video.
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I think he’s gotta chill around his house private island for a year or so
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on June 17, 2021, 06:02:21 AM
Whole buncha circus tricks bout to pop off
(https://i.imgur.com/T0zoYX8.png)
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Post by: fortunecattlesteakhouse on June 17, 2021, 06:03:05 AM
brazen corn dance of parasites. only sk9r not present is mickey mouse

Stoked for Spencer Barton. His videos are pretty cool.
how embarrassing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on June 17, 2021, 06:16:39 AM
I always hated it when people replied with "Who?" on a thread, but looking at the influencers bracket finally convinced me there is a place and time for this reply.

who?
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Post by: HORSES on June 17, 2021, 07:00:02 AM
I'll say it,

this is going to be really entertaining.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 17, 2021, 08:27:38 AM
Jonny is the  only “influencer” that I care about (Hell I don’t even know who half of them are) and probably the one who has the best chance to win.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 17, 2021, 08:52:15 AM
I saw a pair of cariumas in the wild today. I blame this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paperclip20 on June 17, 2021, 09:13:32 AM
I saw a pair of cariumas in the wild today. I blame this.

A friend/acquaintance of mine was telling me recently that he was planning on getting a pair. Very lame
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Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on June 17, 2021, 10:00:52 AM
Weck was made for this wtf. Is there beef there or something?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fortunecattlesteakhouse on June 17, 2021, 10:01:29 AM
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I saw a pair of cariumas in the wild today. I blame this.
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A friend/acquaintance of mine was telling me recently that he was planning on getting a pair. Very lame
gino memes geared towards 30+ year olds arent cutting it -we must educate the youth and increase onsite bullying of patrons

john hill face
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 17, 2021, 10:26:49 AM
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I saw a pair of cariumas in the wild today. I blame this.
[close]

A friend/acquaintance of mine was telling me recently that he was planning on getting a pair. Very lame
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gino memes geared towards 30+ year olds arent cutting it -we must educate the youth and increase onsite bullying of patrons

john hill face

Like this?
(https://i.imgur.com/UaYx8JF.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 17, 2021, 10:40:03 AM
the only guy i really follow from there is Jamie Griffin from Ireland, he can do some pretty insane stuff. i am pretty hype on him because he skated this like 4x4 space in a garage and got pretty damn good just skating that small ass space like zero speed. half the time just skating on a deck with no trucks. but from what i understand those tricks take him hours and hours worth of tries. im sure he has some really nice go-to's, but i dont think it necessarily means you have the nerves, strategy, etc. to win this tournament. i thought donovan was going to do relaly well in the berrics because some of the difficult tricks he could do but then when it came down to it he had zero consistency. he acutally looked super wack, bodied in the first game.

that guy who won pros vs joes is probably my favorite to win. he has exactly the right mentality + strategy, the consistentcy, and the really difficult tricks to back it up. that being said he is super boring to watch lol!

id actually rather just see a game against pros like before!

i actually think the game would be much more interesting if you were forced to do the tricks on a bank, or over a small gap, instead of on pure flat. pure flat opens up too much stupid stuff. if you were forced to ride above a certain height on the bank that would force you to go faster etc. its not really fair some guys are absolutely crawling and the other guys are flying etc. or if you are forced to go over a gap obviously same thing happens. this alone would definintely seperate pros vs joes .

for a PRO game i think that is reasonable. im not a big fan of the LEDGE vs GRIND or whatever the fuck its called because adding the ledge in adds too much chance for variation of a single grind. its like you can do back tail, back tail fakie, back tail shove, back tail front shove, and if the other guy doenst have back tail thats 4 letters done, and really you only had 1 trick over the other guy, those variations dont really tack on much extra difficulty at all.

it also just draws the game out like crazy. i wouldnt mind introducing a rule where after 5 makes in a row maybe, its the other guys turn to set, to force people from just wasting time with easy tricks. this would be a simple rule addition they could add to existing ruleset with pretty minimal intrusion.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on June 17, 2021, 11:03:09 AM
A true piece of shit in the making. What self respecting real pros would say yes to this?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NorthShore on June 17, 2021, 11:09:54 AM
Wait, let me get this straight: So the Semi Final will be the top guy in Pros VS. the top guy in Joes and on the other side it's the Top Influencer VS Top Icon?

And the winner of each will go into the final?

Isn't there a high likelihood that the pros will smoke everyone in their path? And that all the qualifier battles in pros will be tougher match-ups than the semi final and final?

What is your take?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Beeda Weeda on June 17, 2021, 11:20:27 AM
the berrics is MSNBC of skateboarding.
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 17, 2021, 11:21:53 AM
Wait, let me get this straight: So the Semi Final will be the top guy in Pros VS. the top guy in Joes and on the other side it's the Top Influencer VS Top Icon?

And the winner of each will go into the final?

Isn't there a high likelihood that the pros will smoke everyone in their path? And that all the qualifier battles in pros will be tougher match-ups than the semi final and final?

What is your take?

I actually think the Joes bracket is the hardest + favorite to win. in the last "pro' s joes", some guy from like ;like bumfuck michigan just did a bunch of switch double flip variations and took out Luan Oliveria in 5 straight letters. the joes dont have to worry about actually having a career and doing cool stuff - they can just focus on the acutal game, they dont have any obligation to uphold a certain style or anything like that or make the tricks look good. pros DO.

they acutally should have stuck the JOES with the INFLUENCERS  and the PROs with the ICONS because that creates the most hype final - clearly the toughest 2 brackets are the Pros and Joes without a doubt - they shouldnt be made to square off before the finals...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on June 17, 2021, 11:31:02 AM
the only guy i really follow from there is Jamie Griffin from Ireland, he can do some pretty insane stuff. i am pretty hype on him because he skated this like 4x4 space in a garage and got pretty damn good just skating that small ass space like zero speed. half the time just skating on a deck with no trucks. but from what i understand those tricks take him hours and hours worth of tries. im sure he has some really nice go-to's, but i dont think it necessarily means you have the nerves, strategy, etc. to win this tournament. i thought donovan was going to do relaly well in the berrics because some of the difficult tricks he could do but then when it came down to it he had zero consistency. he acutally looked super wack, bodied in the first game.

that guy who won pros vs joes is probably my favorite to win. he has exactly the right mentality + strategy, the consistentcy, and the really difficult tricks to back it up. that being said he is super boring to watch lol!

id actually rather just see a game against pros like before!

i actually think the game would be much more interesting if you were forced to do the tricks on a bank, or over a small gap, instead of on pure flat. pure flat opens up too much stupid stuff. if you were forced to ride above a certain height on the bank that would force you to go faster etc. its not really fair some guys are absolutely crawling and the other guys are flying etc. or if you are forced to go over a gap obviously same thing happens. this alone would definintely seperate pros vs joes .

for a PRO game i think that is reasonable. im not a big fan of the LEDGE vs GRIND or whatever the fuck its called because adding the ledge in adds too much chance for variation of a single grind. its like you can do back tail, back tail fakie, back tail shove, back tail front shove, and if the other guy doenst have back tail thats 4 letters done, and really you only had 1 trick over the other guy, those variations dont really tack on much extra difficulty at all.

it also just draws the game out like crazy. i wouldnt mind introducing a rule where after 5 makes in a row maybe, its the other guys turn to set, to force people from just wasting time with easy tricks. this would be a simple rule addition they could add to existing ruleset with pretty minimal intrusion.

this should get you hyped as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1iNhYyRxns
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on June 17, 2021, 11:57:11 AM
Jeron Wilson, Kelly and Chris from 9 Club are confirmed then? They mentioned on last episode.

I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.

He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 17, 2021, 12:57:10 PM
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the only guy i really follow from there is Jamie Griffin from Ireland, he can do some pretty insane stuff. i am pretty hype on him because he skated this like 4x4 space in a garage and got pretty damn good just skating that small ass space like zero speed. half the time just skating on a deck with no trucks. but from what i understand those tricks take him hours and hours worth of tries. im sure he has some really nice go-to's, but i dont think it necessarily means you have the nerves, strategy, etc. to win this tournament. i thought donovan was going to do relaly well in the berrics because some of the difficult tricks he could do but then when it came down to it he had zero consistency. he acutally looked super wack, bodied in the first game.

that guy who won pros vs joes is probably my favorite to win. he has exactly the right mentality + strategy, the consistentcy, and the really difficult tricks to back it up. that being said he is super boring to watch lol!

id actually rather just see a game against pros like before!

i actually think the game would be much more interesting if you were forced to do the tricks on a bank, or over a small gap, instead of on pure flat. pure flat opens up too much stupid stuff. if you were forced to ride above a certain height on the bank that would force you to go faster etc. its not really fair some guys are absolutely crawling and the other guys are flying etc. or if you are forced to go over a gap obviously same thing happens. this alone would definintely seperate pros vs joes .

for a PRO game i think that is reasonable. im not a big fan of the LEDGE vs GRIND or whatever the fuck its called because adding the ledge in adds too much chance for variation of a single grind. its like you can do back tail, back tail fakie, back tail shove, back tail front shove, and if the other guy doenst have back tail thats 4 letters done, and really you only had 1 trick over the other guy, those variations dont really tack on much extra difficulty at all.

it also just draws the game out like crazy. i wouldnt mind introducing a rule where after 5 makes in a row maybe, its the other guys turn to set, to force people from just wasting time with easy tricks. this would be a simple rule addition they could add to existing ruleset with pretty minimal intrusion.
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this should get you hyped as well

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1iNhYyRxns

aw man i been well versed in the falcon man! i have been on slap for a long time lol since well before even this video was made

lol if you havent seen jamie griffin tho its like absolute poverty the situaion this guy was sakting in and he made the best of it. lol not quite the picture i was triyng to paint with that comment lol but always down for a falcon sesh <3  ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on June 17, 2021, 03:06:48 PM
the only guy i really follow from there is Jamie Griffin from Ireland, he can do some pretty insane stuff. i am pretty hype on him because he skated this like 4x4 space in a garage and got pretty damn good just skating that small ass space like zero speed. half the time just skating on a deck with no trucks. but from what i understand those tricks take him hours and hours worth of tries. im sure he has some really nice go-to's, but i dont think it necessarily means you have the nerves, strategy, etc. to win this tournament. i thought donovan was going to do relaly well in the berrics because some of the difficult tricks he could do but then when it came down to it he had zero consistency. he acutally looked super wack, bodied in the first game.

that guy who won pros vs joes is probably my favorite to win. he has exactly the right mentality + strategy, the consistentcy, and the really difficult tricks to back it up. that being said he is super boring to watch lol!

id actually rather just see a game against pros like before!

i actually think the game would be much more interesting if you were forced to do the tricks on a bank, or over a small gap, instead of on pure flat. pure flat opens up too much stupid stuff. if you were forced to ride above a certain height on the bank that would force you to go faster etc. its not really fair some guys are absolutely crawling and the other guys are flying etc. or if you are forced to go over a gap obviously same thing happens. this alone would definintely seperate pros vs joes .

for a PRO game i think that is reasonable. im not a big fan of the LEDGE vs GRIND or whatever the fuck its called because adding the ledge in adds too much chance for variation of a single grind. its like you can do back tail, back tail fakie, back tail shove, back tail front shove, and if the other guy doenst have back tail thats 4 letters done, and really you only had 1 trick over the other guy, those variations dont really tack on much extra difficulty at all.

it also just draws the game out like crazy. i wouldnt mind introducing a rule where after 5 makes in a row maybe, its the other guys turn to set, to force people from just wasting time with easy tricks. this would be a simple rule addition they could add to existing ruleset with pretty minimal intrusion.

You talking about Slides & Grinds? Did you actually watched it? One of the rules is that you actually need to alternate between slides and grinds when setting up the trick so what you said doesn’t happen. You also get 2 tries to match the trick that was set, 3 on the last letter. It’s super fair imo.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 17, 2021, 03:12:26 PM
Slides & Grinds >>> Berries.
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Post by: decoi1 on June 17, 2021, 03:30:10 PM
I'll say it,

this is going to be really entertaining.

I’m gonna watch it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 17, 2021, 03:50:16 PM
this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: yapple dapple on June 17, 2021, 04:00:30 PM
the berrics is MSNBC 700 club of skateboarding.
Fixed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on June 17, 2021, 04:01:44 PM
I think we can all admit now that Koston was the Nyjah of his generation.
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Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on June 17, 2021, 04:02:33 PM
this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this

wise beyond your years
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: wilk on June 17, 2021, 04:19:46 PM
Jeron Wilson, Kelly and Chris from 9 Club are confirmed then? They mentioned on last episode.

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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
(https://i.imgur.com/uHZnXNS.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 17, 2021, 04:29:09 PM
It’s like that Logan Paul vs Mayweather fight, its such a cheesy idea but you can’t help but want to watch out of pure curiosity on just what the hell is going to happen, except this is actually free for everyone to watch. I bet you a lot of people talking shit on it are still going to secretly watch it regardless.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 17, 2021, 07:42:07 PM
Slides & Grinds >>> Berries.

Truth, aside from the occasional BS tricks like slappy noseslides, it was way more entertaining. The games are longer, so maybe less appealing to Berries' audidence.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mareo on June 17, 2021, 08:06:41 PM
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Jeron Wilson, Kelly and Chris from 9 Club are confirmed then? They mentioned on last episode.

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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
[close]

He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
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Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
(https://i.imgur.com/uHZnXNS.jpg)

How funny is that. Some of the influencers realized they don't need berrics as much as berrics needs them. Good for them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 17, 2021, 08:22:40 PM
this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this

22 and already this jaded? You’ll fit right in here.

But I do agree that it was cool seeing established pros not being able to do certain basics, made me feel less bad about but for maybe like 7+ years the circus tricks have kind of increased and seeing them just makes me not care about the contest.

Also crazy to know they put out that video without confirming some of these influencers. John Hill is kind of a goober but he seems like a nice enough guy, was kind of looking forward to seeing what he could do.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 17, 2021, 08:52:17 PM
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this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this
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22 and already this jaded? You’ll fit right in here.

But I do agree that it was cool seeing established pros not being able to do certain basics, made me feel less bad about but for maybe like 7+ years the circus tricks have kind of increased and seeing them just makes me not care about the contest.

Also crazy to know they put out that video without confirming some of these influencers. John Hill is kind of a goober but he seems like a nice enough guy, was kind of looking forward to seeing what he could do.
my friends always say they don’t understand how jaded i am at this age. i think it’s funny, but it does suck at times. but yeah the john hill thing is fucked up. i don’t understand how that’s gonna play out. he’s a super nice guy i will say. he came to my local park growing up when he was still on birdhouse. 12 year old me was stoked. but i’m curious to see what the berrics backup plan is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on June 17, 2021, 09:17:21 PM
this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this

then don't comment.  shut the fuck up
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 17, 2021, 09:39:23 PM
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this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this
[close]

then don't comment.  shut the fuck up
eat my ass you stupid bitch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BigFatPaulie on June 17, 2021, 10:25:18 PM
So I’m good friends with a lot of the people announced in the Influencer bracket, and similar to what John Hill said above I know personally four people who were asked to participate that politely declined, yet ended up being announced into the brackets anyway.  I actually really do enjoy the concept of this year’s BatB, but the way they’re going about the execution is not looking too good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 17, 2021, 10:31:38 PM
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this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this
[close]

then don't comment.  shut the fuck up
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eat my ass you stupid bitch.

I feel like this with Youtube, all these shitty Youtubers keep appearing in my home screen even if I never watch them, just because I watch skateboarding videos. Some even have crazy amount of views, like more than Nike and Thrasher, and it's just a video of random whatever dudes skating, sometimes not even skating but random everyday shit, and I'm like who the fuck watches this?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 17, 2021, 11:50:24 PM
So I’m good friends with a lot of the people announced in the Influencer bracket, and similar to what John Hill said above I know personally four people who were asked to participate that politely declined, yet ended up being announced into the brackets anyway.  I actually really do enjoy the concept of this year’s BatB, but the way they’re going about the execution is not looking too good.

This is shaping up to be hilarious.

(https://tenor.com/view/entertainment-michael-jackson-wow-amazing-interesting-gif-14302319)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on June 18, 2021, 12:32:18 AM
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So I’m good friends with a lot of the people announced in the Influencer bracket, and similar to what John Hill said above I know personally four people who were asked to participate that politely declined, yet ended up being announced into the brackets anyway.  I actually really do enjoy the concept of this year’s BatB, but the way they’re going about the execution is not looking too good.
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This is shaping up to be hilarious.

(https://tenor.com/view/entertainment-michael-jackson-wow-amazing-interesting-gif-14302319)

Just remember Steve Borra is an actor, and he can play ANY role. A few of those influencers gonna be having that sick Borra style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mclovin1336 on June 18, 2021, 12:51:54 AM
sooo are they going to change their rules (which suck anyway)? arent some of the tricks the influencers do against em? like landing on your nose and then doing a shove it
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Post by: Roy Machine on June 18, 2021, 01:04:33 AM
So I’m good friends with a lot of the people announced in the Influencer bracket, and similar to what John Hill said above I know personally four people who were asked to participate that politely declined, yet ended up being announced into the brackets anyway.  I actually really do enjoy the concept of this year’s BatB, but the way they’re going about the execution is not looking too good.

They seemed kinda bitter in the whole video they did for the influencers bracket. Maybe this is some kind of Vendetta move for loosing all this clicks to the influencers
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Post by: fs1/2cab on June 18, 2021, 01:19:38 AM
Berrics trying to be relevant. Although I don't know many of these influencer guys, I am still curious what they come up with. Will Borra skate himself this time? Will they change the rules a bit? Why is Mike V there again? I have so many questions.
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Post by: BALARGUE on June 18, 2021, 01:24:44 AM
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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
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Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
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this is great
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bob george on June 18, 2021, 02:59:30 AM
Maybe he's going through some mental hardship, so fair enough if he is - but not in the headspace for what? A game of skate?

Not sure why I've felt compelled to make this comment, but I have.
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Post by: mtvic on June 18, 2021, 03:36:33 AM
So John hill doesn’t have ten k and instead of admitting it he just isn’t going to show up. I mean how can the berries survive after a decline from such a skateboard icon like John HILL!  Everyone remembers John for being the first guy to cross lock a 50-50 down a round double kink and for doing the first blunt flip out on vert. This is funny as shit. Not in the right headspace for a game of skate, fucking liar.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_reacharound on June 18, 2021, 03:47:38 AM
berra can truly suck the shit out of my ass
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 18, 2021, 04:03:30 AM
I don’t know, seems like all these YouTube kooks could put on some pretty interesting/ wild games of skate. And Jamie Griffin is rad. His street skating is the only one of the influencers I’ve actually seen and enjoyed. Ireland represent!
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Post by: Chatbot on June 18, 2021, 06:31:59 AM
Yo Berrics, I'll fill in for John Hills spot. Send me a DM and we can discuss!
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Post by: dallou on June 18, 2021, 07:03:57 AM
So John hill doesn’t have ten k and instead of admitting it he just isn’t going to show up. I mean how can the berries survive after a decline from such a skateboard icon like John HILL!  Everyone remembers John for being the first guy to cross lock a 50-50 down a round double kink and for doing the first blunt flip out on vert. This is funny as shit. Not in the right headspace for a game of skate, fucking liar.

Probably because he is not in a good place mentally and does not want to get destroy by slap for mobing a nollie flip or whatever. It would be dope if most of the influencers did not participated, like « nop we are doing well bye ». Tho I liked the chris chann games he did a few years back. He has a really solid flat ground game
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 18, 2021, 07:32:56 AM
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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
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Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
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How funny is that. Some of the influencers realized they don't need berrics as much as berrics needs them. Good for them.


this is the funniest part to me. This feels like a really weird "gotcha" attempt by Berra but it's really more of a self-own. I just checked and that Andy Shrock guy alone has like 4 times the number of subs that The Berrics has.
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Post by: JANUS on June 18, 2021, 08:07:03 AM
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Post by: Fongstarr. on June 18, 2021, 08:08:28 AM
http://youtu.be/J3DrmOBBjds
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Post by: formula420 on June 18, 2021, 08:37:26 AM
Ill watch the icons but thats probably it
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Post by: nickpaolucci on June 18, 2021, 08:41:01 AM
http://youtu.be/J3DrmOBBjds

the amount of carimus is disturbing..
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Post by: ish_wav on June 18, 2021, 08:43:32 AM
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the amount of carimus is disturbing..

The berries pushing Cariuma? well i am completely shocked. I never thought the berrics, who had a shoe model out with cariuma, would push people who skate in Cariumas. I’m just completely shocked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gabriel on June 18, 2021, 08:44:16 AM
this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this

so wise
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 18, 2021, 09:19:27 AM
http://youtu.be/J3DrmOBBjds

Nobody should have to watch through this
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Post by: versacekid420 on June 18, 2021, 09:28:55 AM
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this fucking sucks. i’m 22 and know who all these people are thanks to the bullshit algorithm you get on the instagram explore page just because you ‘like’ or follow skateboarders, but this is just sad. i don’t know want to know if burberry erry can beat johnny giger. i don’t want to know if john hill can beat aaron kyro. hell, i don’t care to hear what eric koston or steve berra have to say about anything. this shit fucking sucks and they are the ones that are gonna be responsible for what everyone thinks the olympics are gonna do to skating. i remember being 11/12 when i really cared about the berrics. it was cool seeing sean malto and prod play skate, it was cool knowing malto couldn’t heelflip because i couldn’t either and still can’t. i don’t care to see what someone can do in some yeezy crocs that the dude in cariumas can’t do. i don’t even know where i’m going with this. i’m at work pissed off that i can’t skate right now yet the shit i’m seeing on the internet is some fuck face from instagram and tiktok about to play skate at the berrics because for whatever reason someone in idaho gives a shit. fuck the berrics and fuck me for typing this
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then don't comment.  shut the fuck up
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eat my ass you stupid bitch.
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I feel like this with Youtube, all these shitty Youtubers keep appearing in my home screen even if I never watch them, just because I watch skateboarding videos. Some even have crazy amount of views, like more than Nike and Thrasher, and it's just a video of random whatever dudes skating, sometimes not even skating but random everyday shit, and I'm like who the fuck watches this?
that’s the conversation my friends and i always seem to have. those videos (you know what i’m saying, i can’t even begin to try to specify what kind they are) come up with like 600k+ views and it’s like who are these people that watch this? who are the people in the videos? it’s so weird dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on June 18, 2021, 09:33:41 AM
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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
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Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
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How funny is that. Some of the influencers realized they don't need berrics as much as berrics needs them. Good for them.
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this is the funniest part to me. This feels like a really weird "gotcha" attempt by Berra but it's really more of a self-own. I just checked and that Andy Shrock guy alone has like 4 times the number of subs that The Berrics has.

Well yeah, but not even Berra stoops low enough to extort his kids by posting videos of them playing with Legos…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on June 18, 2021, 09:35:04 AM
no shit I agree.
if you think these companies aren't paying for heavy promotion on IG you are a damn fool

konston should be ashamed of himself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: PrettyRicki on June 18, 2021, 09:46:30 AM
Why would Hill offer to add $10k to the prize pool if they add him and then back out? What a kook move regardless of how you feel about Berrics.

I really don't understand a lot of the hate here but whatever. I'll probably try watching the videos and if they're lame or cringe, I'll turn them off.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheLurper on June 18, 2021, 09:47:24 AM
Yeah, it's not just the algorithm that promotes garbage it is the pay to play aspect of YouTube, IG, whatever.

The algorithm used to actually show me shit that was related to what I was watching (i.e. if I was watching skate videos from Buffalo YouTube would produce suggestions of other skate videos from Buffalo or if I was listening to Scarface it would produce Scarface or Geto Boys suggestions... Now, I get suggestions for Kyro's garbage or some stupid ass Drake song).

Everything has always been biased, pay to play, etc. but the guys doing the filtering weren't complete kooks. Thrasher/Phelps did some sketchy shit in the past, but I'll take that over some YouTube asshole pushing Kyro (or whatever horrid idea borra is pushing) because it'll appeal to 10 year olds and soccer moms/dads who get offended by everything.

The internet is barely different than traditional media. Slightly different practices, but the same lame ass way if thinking. Zumiez will always be more popular than the local shop and Kyro's garbage will always get more views than real skate footage. Any asshole can walk into Zumiez or turn on Kyro and understand it, real shops and real videos take knowledge and good taste to understand, something most people don't have and aren't going to work for.
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 18, 2021, 09:47:39 AM
Stoked on Dylan Jaeb being in this though. Kid has amazing style
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 18, 2021, 09:51:48 AM
not sure why i felt the need to post this here but the pandemic really has had me thinking like "fuck ALL these skateparks"
the scene at skateparks in my area is super super kooky. i am finding i dont even really have much in common with most skateboarders, they seem to be on the same wavelength of scooters with cariuma or w/e
actually seems like i have more in common with BMXer or Rollerblader - i actually give props to still see someone out doing those now because they are such a dying breed (maybe not so mcuh BMX but i think it has survived a lot of highs and lows like skating and maybe has finally found a good grassroots medium idk, i dont know shit about BMX)

i dont mean to be too "out there" but like i am kinda over people telling me how + where to skate
for awhile i was just lazy and the ground is perfect, you dont get kicked out, sure it is easy to fall into complacency
when you actually go and create your own spot and be the first person to ever put trucks on it is a really amazing feeling. no skatepark will ever bring you that feeling.

most of the time i just want to skate a curb, and most parks dont even have one. its not scary and its probably the most fun thing you can do and has lower chance of getting bodied on than a QP or stair set or rail. i can even have pretty good fun on flat ground without doing a single flip trick - just all variation of shove it and bigspin and bs and fs 360 can keep me going a long time too. most skateparks lack flat ground space too.

anyway i am just grateful to be able to do this still and realize theres lot of peopel who cant evne roll 5 feet without fallin off, theres a lot of interesting skateboarding that can be done still that doesnt really involve progressive stuff or risking your life or your walking / future skating.  sorry this has nothingto with BATB 12. i watched the first maybe two or three BATB with great anticipation as it was something i was really stoked to see and now i realize like 15 years later or w/e the direction this shit is going in is pretty lame i sohuld have seen it then
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Post by: so HSU me on June 18, 2021, 10:49:56 AM
what the hell is this $10k and john hill about?
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Post by: PrettyRicki on June 18, 2021, 10:54:34 AM
what the hell is this $10k and john hill about?

When they were introducing John Hill in the influencers video, they showed a comment that he made offering $10k if they put him in BATB. When they put him in, he declined because he isn't in the headspace for it.

It's crazy that Berrics would set up a bracket without even confirming if people were going to be there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on June 18, 2021, 11:09:54 AM
Anyone else noticed they changes the title of the "Influencers" video to "Community"
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Post by: cilantro on June 18, 2021, 11:28:32 AM
Yo two of the texas homies are on this list! Honestly won’t watch but cool way to find out
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Post by: TheDingus on June 18, 2021, 11:39:09 AM
Yo two of the texas homies are on this list! Honestly won’t watch but cool way to find out

Wonder if your homies even know they’re in it.
When is hypebeast going to finally pull the plug on berrics? Or do they own a part of cariuma too?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 18, 2021, 11:39:59 AM
Yo two of the texas homies are on this list! Honestly won’t watch but cool way to find out



So you'll go in blind to watch an announcement video and follow a thread about it but you won't actually watch your friends?
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Post by: Abyss1 on June 18, 2021, 11:56:02 AM
Does Chase still film for them?  Haven't been on their channel in a long time now
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Post by: PrettyRicki on June 18, 2021, 12:00:57 PM
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Yo two of the texas homies are on this list! Honestly won’t watch but cool way to find out
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So you'll go in blind to watch an announcement video and follow a thread about it but you won't actually watch your friends?

Hahaha seriously, people just like the drama and to hate on something apparently. I'd be bummed if my homies couldn't be bothered to watch my game if I made into the biggest S.K.A.T.E. competition. Either that or the people are trying to be cool by saying they won't watch, but they'll end up watching when the videos come out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lisa96 on June 18, 2021, 12:56:12 PM
trevor colden went from nike pro to cariuma flow
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 18, 2021, 02:08:07 PM
Oh man, I must be out of touch, cuz besides like three people I have no clue who any of those ams, or “Joes”, are in that bracket. So many of those names I’m looking at and just scratching my head and asking myself “wait, who?”
At this point I recognize more of the names from the influencers bracket than the Joes bracket, as embarrassing as it is for me to say.
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Post by: bbk on June 18, 2021, 02:29:43 PM
Oh man, I must be out of touch, cuz besides like three people I have no clue who any of those ams, or “Joes”, are in that bracket. So many of those names I’m looking at and just scratching my head and asking myself “wait, who?”
At this point I recognize more of the names from the influencers bracket than the Joes bracket, as embarrassing as it is for me to say.
That's sort of the point of Joes?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on June 18, 2021, 02:51:16 PM
The Joes are mostly Bryte and Curiuma skaters
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Post by: ish_wav on June 18, 2021, 02:53:08 PM
Anyone else noticed they changes the title of the "Influencers" video to "Community"

“Community” is the theme of the entire BATB12
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Post by: Welpok on June 18, 2021, 04:12:29 PM
Oh man, I must be out of touch, cuz besides like three people I have no clue who any of those ams, or “Joes”, are in that bracket. So many of those names I’m looking at and just scratching my head and asking myself “wait, who?”
At this point I recognize more of the names from the influencers bracket than the Joes bracket, as embarrassing as it is for me to say.
I was thinking the same things. I was bummed about that.
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 18, 2021, 04:36:25 PM
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This is the answer to all your questions:

The Joes are mostly Bryte and Curiuma skaters
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Post by: Noble Experiment on June 18, 2021, 04:38:05 PM
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Oh man, I must be out of touch, cuz besides like three people I have no clue who any of those ams, or “Joes”, are in that bracket. So many of those names I’m looking at and just scratching my head and asking myself “wait, who?”
At this point I recognize more of the names from the influencers bracket than the Joes bracket, as embarrassing as it is for me to say.
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That's sort of the point of Joes?
They said the “Joe’s” moniker is just their fancy name for their am’s bracket. So these are all supposedly am’s, not actual “joes” (like some random guy named Mike or something from Nebraska who they found through IG that has like 100 followers, what I would think when I hear the term “Joe”). I’ve heard of a good amount of ams out today, but I definitely never heard of most of these dudes, hence the “out of touch” jab I took at myself.
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 18, 2021, 04:43:39 PM
^ See above. This is just the Borracs pushing their own crew and product, doesn’t mean these people are in any way relevant in a wider sense. Let me rephrase that: this means these people are not relevant in any wider sense.
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Post by: rukes on June 18, 2021, 05:18:29 PM
But none of their name are actually Joe or Joseph or Joey Jo Jo, so I guess I am just really confused why they are called the 'Joes'
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Post by: Xen on June 18, 2021, 06:15:57 PM
So while I doubt they will really let 'us' vote for pros/icons (surely they've picked already)

We can assume:

Ladd
Joslin
Prod
Luan
Cole
O'Neill
Mo
Koston, doing his shitheel antics shtick with pressure flips
Asta
Ishod
Gustavo
A McClung

I'd like to see Haslam in there.

BATB12=https://youtu.be/t7hNsuLj3PQ
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Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on June 18, 2021, 06:51:41 PM
Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.
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Post by: DannyDee on June 18, 2021, 06:54:07 PM
Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.
I can't think of a single word for it, but in Berra's case it can be described as a deluded egomaniac.
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Post by: mtvic on June 18, 2021, 08:22:40 PM
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Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.
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I can't think of a single word for it, but in Berra's case it can be described as a deluded egomaniac.
He has been like that since at least 1994. I showed him around Idaho falls with the old foundation team and he threw his board in front of one of the ams that was killing it at the spot. Steve literally waited for him to go try the trick and pushed his board in front of him and kind of hurt him. Berra has been awful for a very long time
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 18, 2021, 09:35:35 PM
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“Community” “Cariumunity” is the theme of the entire BATB12
This fuxxin’ shoe company gonna straight up PURCHASE their credibility by buying up a big chunk of The Borrics debt & forcing those shills to cram their brand down the throats of kiddos. I’ve never seen so many cases of (to invoke Dave Fuck here) Who?!?
That Joes list is packed with their version of the Braille warehouse crew.
Very ugly look, Steve.
And,I might add, desperate.
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Post by: fs1/2cab on June 19, 2021, 01:17:25 AM
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Anyone else noticed they changes the title of the "Influencers" video to "Community"
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“Community” “Cariumunity” is the theme of the entire BATB12
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This fuxxin’ shoe company gonna straight up PURCHASE their credibility by buying up a big chunk of The Borrics debt & forcing those schools to cram their brand down the throats of kiddos. I’ve never seen so many cases of (to invoke Dave Fuck here) Who?!?
That Joes list is packed with their version of the Braille warehouse crew.
Very ugly look, Steve.
And,I might add, desperate.

I highlighted the important points here.
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Post by: sus on June 19, 2021, 01:27:45 AM
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Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.
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I can't think of a single word for it, but in Berra's case it can be described as a deluded egomaniac.
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He has been like that since at least 1994. I showed him around Idaho falls with the old foundation team and he threw his board in front of one of the and that was killing it at the spot. Literally waited for him to go try the trick and pushed his board in front of him and kind of hurt him. Berra has been awful for a very long time

This sentence hurt my brain
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Post by: conqueso on June 19, 2021, 02:20:22 AM
Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.

its a mental disorder that can only be explained by living in hollywood and pretending to be successful for a few decades
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Watching those videos got me thinking what’s a good antonym for charisma. A quick Google search points to the word obnoxious which is close, but not quite right. Then I started wondering if the sudden rise in popularity in the word cringe as an adjective is because there just aren’t that many words to describe this kind of anti-charisma.
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I can't think of a single word for it, but in Berra's case it can be described as a deluded egomaniac.
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He has been like that since at least 1994. I showed him around Idaho falls with the old foundation team and he threw his board in front of one of the and that was killing it at the spot. Literally waited for him to go try the trick and pushed his board in front of him and kind of hurt him. Berra has been awful for a very long time
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This sentence hurt my brain
Fixed it. Sorry, it hurt my brain upon reading it again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 19, 2021, 05:13:07 AM
What the fuck! Mikey and Nick from the old MAJER Crew?
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I've seen a lot of YT comments saying how John Hill will go far, but I don't know... I've never seen him do a hardflip back 180 or whatever that trick everyone does is.
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He's pretty average in both flatground and everything else - especially if you consider "he's a pro". Maybe he can beat one or two influencers, but he will get skunked eventually.

Let's see if he'll pay the Berrics 10,000 dollars.
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Said he's not doing it, told them no apparently but they still announced him.
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How funny is that. Some of the influencers realized they don't need berrics as much as berrics needs them. Good for them.
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this is the funniest part to me. This feels like a really weird "gotcha" attempt by Berra but it's really more of a self-own. I just checked and that Andy Shrock guy alone has like 4 times the number of subs that The Berrics has.
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Well yeah, but not even Berra stoops low enough to extort his kids by posting videos of them playing with Legos…

If this John Hill screen-cap is real... it's actually really lame. Pulling a "power move" on the Berrics for what reason exactly? What a pussy.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bigwheelbite on June 20, 2021, 12:41:24 AM
Yawn - no one cares about the berrics and their scientology bs &#128580;
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Post by: QixHexagon on June 20, 2021, 06:44:54 AM
What the fuck! Mikey and Nick from the old MAJER Crew?

They were the best. Diego Cepeda was gnarly too, but I think he quit skating (I think I read somewhere he had some trouble with law).
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Post by: Grip Jobs on June 20, 2021, 03:55:39 PM
They should’ve just had an open call cuz every skater is gonna claim “I’m not in the right headspace”
John hill is a bitch
Just go skate and lose who cares

Still offended they didn’t get anyone from slap in the influencers category. The real influencers are right here 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on June 20, 2021, 08:29:06 PM
If John Hill and Andy Shrock are too cool for school (and the Berrics)...  How about some fill in skaters... Shaun Rodriguez.  Other names mentioned on the YouTube clip. Jewburt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAlu03Bj4s0
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeapsCool on June 20, 2021, 09:47:55 PM
Wow Berra is fucking awful. Like anxiety inducing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on June 20, 2021, 10:19:00 PM
I didn’t come here just to defend John Hill. In fact, I know very little about him. I looked him up and skipped through a bunch of his videos. That guy actually seems like he’s got some weird introvert shit going on. He skates by himself, talks to himself at skateparks, coffee shops restaurants. No wait, he only talks to his subscribers through his Vlog camera. It seems very unhealthy. It’s like he lives in the weird little YouTube bubble. I can’t speak for any other other YouTube guys but this ones a bit eccentric.

Here’s a video where he does his best attempt at making this behavior pass as normal

https://youtu.be/NxgKGFgP3oA

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 21, 2021, 06:13:57 AM
imagine being cool guy'ed by John fucking Hill

this whole BATB is gonna be a shitshow
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Post by: franquietits on June 21, 2021, 06:34:52 AM
I didn’t come here just to defend John Hill. In fact, I know very little about him. I looked him up and skipped through a bunch of his videos. That guy actually seems like he’s got some weird introvert shit going on. He skates by himself, talks to himself at skateparks, coffee shops restaurants. No wait, he only talks to his subscribers through his Vlog camera. It seems very unhealthy. It’s like he lives in the weird little YouTube bubble. I can’t speak for any other other YouTube guys but this ones a bit eccentric.

Here’s a video where he does his best attempt at making this behavior pass as normal

https://youtu.be/NxgKGFgP3oA

Yeah right! Only a fan would post this video! That's okay... I like him, too. this video perfectly explains it: relatable, funny, ya know... the goo good. (https://i.giphy.com/media/3o6gEdtXJp2BwTFdi8/giphy.webp) (https://i.giphy.com/media/W3PC5F30mb6Yo/giphy.webp)
We Relate!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on June 21, 2021, 08:51:18 AM

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Icon bracket, not watching the full vid &#129314;
Money's on Shane (or prod) heart's on Creager
Stevie gon get btfo. Ribs Man????? I thought it was various Bones team members in the costume. Don't know why Mike V's in the mix lmao
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 21, 2021, 08:53:10 AM
Kelly Hart is hardly a fucking icon lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 21, 2021, 08:57:19 AM
i would body half these guys free in SKATE. guaranteed i could make top 8 in this tourney. half these fools cant even fakie heel first try
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 21, 2021, 08:57:29 AM
What’s a ribs man? Is it some cross promotion with McDonald’s where the guy skates in a McRib costume.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on June 21, 2021, 08:59:54 AM
The icons bracket was disappointing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on June 21, 2021, 09:11:38 AM
Kelly Hart is hardly a fucking icon lol
Kelly Hart's flatground is always a pleasure to watch so I'm happy to see him there
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on June 21, 2021, 09:22:54 AM
i know skateboarders aren’t typically known for their intellect, but this is a gross misunderstanding of what the word icon means
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 21, 2021, 09:33:29 AM
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Kelly Hart is hardly a fucking icon lol
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Kelly Hart's flatground is always a pleasure to watch so I'm happy to see him there

I actually agree with you on that. He's very good at flat ground. Smooth as
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on June 21, 2021, 09:35:33 AM
The pros are going to be all the cariuma and brythe people.
It really seemed like they did not warned anyone about this thing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: decoi1 on June 21, 2021, 10:03:07 AM
Well PJ is obviously out so that sucks. And Ribsman rips but ICon? C’mon
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Post by: dannyprovolone on June 21, 2021, 10:09:01 AM
None of them are icons except shane and jah
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Post by: Bread Harrity on June 21, 2021, 10:35:56 AM
None of them are icons except shane and jah stevie, creager and koston

fixed that for you
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Post by: Copthorne14 on June 21, 2021, 10:42:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF6AznR4a7s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 21, 2021, 10:48:26 AM
Well PJ is obviously out so that sucks. And Ribsman rips but ICon? C’mon

PJ's been over BATB for years now. NB was probably the only reason he participated in the recent ones. Now that he's of he has no reason to do it.
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Post by: coldbrew on June 21, 2021, 11:34:13 AM
so, knowing that Jeron agreed to do it with crob, Kelly and mike mo (according to their nine club experience episode) how is he not in the legends category? There's no way they're putting him in the still pro category.

That was a weak icons lineup overall.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: louie the taurus on June 21, 2021, 11:50:18 AM
Chaz Ortiz
what an icon, man
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Post by: ndsr on June 21, 2021, 12:03:31 PM
so, knowing that Jeron agreed to do it with crob, Kelly and mike mo (according to their nine club experience episode) how is he not in the legends category? There's no way they're putting him in the still pro category.

That was a weak icons lineup overall.
Hot take, the berries is weak.  Go order some Cariumas and post some clips
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on June 21, 2021, 12:09:58 PM
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so, knowing that Jeron agreed to do it with crob, Kelly and mike mo (according to their nine club experience episode) how is he not in the legends category? There's no way they're putting him in the still pro category.

That was a weak icons lineup overall.
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Hot take, the berries is weak.  Go order some Cariumas and post some clips

I mean, I agree, but I'm also in the thread to talk about it just like you so what now bud?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on June 21, 2021, 01:02:45 PM
Chaz Ortiz, Kelly and Crob in the icons bracket hahahaha
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Post by: xandeo on June 21, 2021, 02:33:34 PM
This was disappointing, but I guess heavily reliant on schedules etc...

- Mike Mo can't really skate anymore.
- Chaz vs O'Neill and Nyjah versus P-Rod? Come on, at least put O'Neill against Nyjah so that we can get rid of of one them early in the game.
- Malto an icon? He's good, but not icon status...
- Ribsman? Why not the pig cop from THPS while we're at it?

Why not Daewon? Reynolds? Busenitz? Dill?

This feel like when you're living in a small town and your town finally decides to build a skatepark and they go for a modular shitpark where most of the stuff is useless. At least you can manny the miniramp bottom, we at least we got Stevie and Mike V. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 21, 2021, 02:45:26 PM
Chaz Ortiz, Kelly and Crob in the icons bracket hahahaha

No one influenced mu skating more in formative years in the 2000s... Than those 3

Truly monumental icons
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Post by: decoi1 on June 21, 2021, 03:42:18 PM
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Well PJ is obviously out so that sucks. And Ribsman rips but ICon? C’mon
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PJ's been over BATB for years now. NB was probably the only reason he participated in the recent ones. Now that he's of he has no reason to do it.

That makes sense. Was just wishful thinking.
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Post by: fakie nollie on June 21, 2021, 04:00:30 PM
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Chaz Ortiz, Kelly and Crob in the icons bracket hahahaha
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No one influenced mu skating more in formative years in the 2000s... Than those 3

Truly monumental icons

This explains a lot
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 21, 2021, 04:35:40 PM
i would body half these guys free in SKATE. guaranteed i could make top 8 in this tourney. half these fools cant even fakie heel first try

who cares. you aren't an icon and never will be.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 21, 2021, 05:29:02 PM
Ishod and PJ should be in there.

I wonder if a bunch of dudes declined the invite and were forced to narrow it down to Kelly Hart and Crob.

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Post by: tom on June 21, 2021, 05:42:16 PM
David Gonzalez? Icon?
LOL
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 21, 2021, 08:13:53 PM
Mike V vs Tony Hawk would have been an entertaining, close game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on June 21, 2021, 09:53:00 PM
Mike V is a beast for agreeing to be in this.  Didn't he say he wasn't sure he could even ollie anymore like a year ago? 

On another note, these former pros who are 35+ know they're wild trash out there on popped flatground tricks, i.e. Crob saying, "I'm a slappy guy now" on the Nine Club.  Gotta respect that they'll put themselves out there in the contest.

I was looking forward to a Billy Marks vs. Ramondetta type of game.
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Post by: metsuri on June 21, 2021, 11:18:09 PM
Mike V is a beast for agreeing to be in this.  Didn't he say he wasn't sure he could even ollie anymore like a year ago? 

On another note, these former pros who are 35+ know they're wild trash out there on popped flatground tricks, i.e. Crob saying, "I'm a slappy guy now" on the Nine Club.  Gotta respect that they'll put themselves out there in the contest.

I was looking forward to a Billy Marks vs. Ramondetta type of game.

I'm looking forward to seeing these "icons" skate except I have no idea who Ribsman is. I agree that it's sick that they're putting themselves out there, saying that I hope Chris Roberts at least tries to do some tricks, instead of just completely fucking around. Maybe that's wishful thinking.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 22, 2021, 12:15:33 AM
Ishod and PJ should be in there.

I wonder if a bunch of dudes declined the invite and were forced to narrow it down to Kelly Hart and Crob.

Defo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on June 22, 2021, 12:15:56 AM
I just want to watch luan skate flat
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Post by: matty_c on June 22, 2021, 01:46:18 AM
Why not the pig cop from THPS while we're at it?

LOL
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on June 22, 2021, 01:49:28 AM
guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 22, 2021, 03:38:18 AM
Even given how shitty the Berrics is overall, I'm still amazed that they announce all these people without even knowing if they are willing to participate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 22, 2021, 03:48:11 AM
so, knowing that Jeron agreed to do it with crob, Kelly and mike mo (according to their nine club experience episode) how is he not in the legends category? There's no way they're putting him in the still pro category.

That was a weak icons lineup overall.

Chris also wrote that he's only doing it if he doesn't go against kelly in the first round.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 22, 2021, 03:49:09 AM
guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!

Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 22, 2021, 04:07:50 AM
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so, knowing that Jeron agreed to do it with crob, Kelly and mike mo (according to their nine club experience episode) how is he not in the legends category? There's no way they're putting him in the still pro category.

That was a weak icons lineup overall.
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Chris also wrote that he's only doing it if he doesn't go against kelly in the first round.

Lol. I hope they actually do play each other.
I don’t remember any other year being this much of a mess by the brackets stage.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 22, 2021, 05:19:21 AM
Even given how shitty the Berrics is overall, I'm still amazed that they announce all these people without even knowing if they are willing to participate.

They probably assume that people think being invited to the Berrics is an “honor” in the skate world. That’s how far Borra and Konston have their heads up their asses.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Chatbot on June 22, 2021, 05:21:10 AM
Did they pick the names randomly for the brackets or they just pairing people up who they think will be a good game?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 22, 2021, 06:16:05 AM
Really didn't think that john hill could seem like any more of a poosey than he already did. BOY WAS I WRONG
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 22, 2021, 06:32:36 AM
I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 22, 2021, 07:01:56 AM
I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.

It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 22, 2021, 07:49:37 AM
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I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
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It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.



ok so he's a bit of a wiener but it's pretty silly to not actually confirm with him and hold him to a YouTube comment.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 22, 2021, 07:53:10 AM
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guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.

pretty sure his spine / hips got kind of toasted from skating so much regular, so he only skates switch now. at least thats what all the kooks tell me youtube says.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: D10S on June 22, 2021, 08:07:03 AM
oh lawd what I would've given to be in the room when perra and Eric Kostanza came up with this ordeal...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Copthorne14 on June 22, 2021, 08:09:56 AM
Rounding out the brackets heres the pro group

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO4UFiQfWCE
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Post by: flippy lippy on June 22, 2021, 08:37:32 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 22, 2021, 09:09:56 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut

weren't cody and sewa joes in the original or am i regular?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on June 22, 2021, 09:19:24 AM
Ortiz in legends Shoddy in pro &#129320;&#129320; /shrug

Hyped for Cody he's the man

Rlly wonder how they will handle Leandre's stance issues
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 22, 2021, 10:04:21 AM
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I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
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It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.
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ok so he's a bit of a wiener but it's pretty silly to not actually confirm with him and hold him to a YouTube comment.

He's not wrong. He's just a poosey.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 22, 2021, 10:12:11 AM
i’m actually really excited that mike mo is gonna participate in this. same with chris roberts and malto. don’t know why, but i think it’s really sick. but i will say, why the fuck is ishod not in the icons list, but instead lumped in with jagger eaton and whoever the fuck else. makes no sense, but i’ll watch regardless
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on June 22, 2021, 10:18:44 AM
Ishod pro and David Gonzales an Icon lol
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Post by: Bread Harrity on June 22, 2021, 10:56:08 AM
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I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
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It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.
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ok so he's a bit of a wiener but it's pretty silly to not actually confirm with him and hold him to a YouTube comment.
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He's not wrong. He's just a poosey.

i dont like john but honestly him saying fuck off to the berries and calling them out for trying to stir up drama for free advertising actually gives me more respect for him. he'd be more of a poosey if he just went along with it for the sake of publicity imo.

also for those calling him out for "not being in the right head space, its just a game of skate bro" no it really isn't. even pros go in there and clearly have intense stage fright, it's not "just a game" when its a room full of industry ppl and recorded for thousands of kids on YT to watch. I'm not trying to go to bat for this dude but I'm not down with people making light of mental health stuff.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 22, 2021, 11:04:04 AM
Ishod pro and David Gonzales an Icon lol
Relevant to current skateboarding vs a has-been, sounds correct to me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paperclip20 on June 22, 2021, 11:34:03 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut

Carlos, Luan, Ishod, and a whole bunch of fucking yawns. Can Leandre Sanders be considered pro if it was off of a shitty berries campaign for him?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 22, 2021, 11:39:32 AM
Luan and asta in the first round should be interesting. They were two of my picks in that recent flatground thread.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 22, 2021, 11:56:44 AM
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I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
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It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.
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ok so he's a bit of a wiener but it's pretty silly to not actually confirm with him and hold him to a YouTube comment.
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He's not wrong. He's just a poosey.
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i dont like john but honestly him saying fuck off to the berries and calling them out for trying to stir up drama for free advertising actually gives me more respect for him. he'd be more of a poosey if he just went along with it for the sake of publicity imo.

also for those calling him out for "not being in the right head space, its just a game of skate bro" no it really isn't. even pros go in there and clearly have intense stage fright, it's not "just a game" when its a room full of industry ppl and recorded for thousands of kids on YT to watch. I'm not trying to go to bat for this dude but I'm not down with people making light of mental health stuff.


Yeah I feel this. Hope me calling him a wiener didn't come off as disparaging to mental health. I meant it more in a general YouTube wiener-y way.
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Post by: Lowcalcium on June 22, 2021, 12:14:44 PM
But but but aren’t Aaron kyro and Andy shrock pro??&#38;#128514;&#38;#128514;&#38;#128514;

I read this and couldn't stop laughing....thank you
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Post by: Bread Harrity on June 22, 2021, 12:24:11 PM
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I don't really like any of those YouTube skaters but I don't see how anybody can see John Hill being in the wrong if he politely declined and they still threw him in.
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It’s because he said he would add 10,000 thetans to the prize pool if they let him compete.
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ok so he's a bit of a wiener but it's pretty silly to not actually confirm with him and hold him to a YouTube comment.
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He's not wrong. He's just a poosey.
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i dont like john but honestly him saying fuck off to the berries and calling them out for trying to stir up drama for free advertising actually gives me more respect for him. he'd be more of a poosey if he just went along with it for the sake of publicity imo.

also for those calling him out for "not being in the right head space, its just a game of skate bro" no it really isn't. even pros go in there and clearly have intense stage fright, it's not "just a game" when its a room full of industry ppl and recorded for thousands of kids on YT to watch. I'm not trying to go to bat for this dude but I'm not down with people making light of mental health stuff.
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Yeah I feel this. Hope me calling him a wiener didn't come off as disparaging to mental health. I meant it more in a general YouTube wiener-y way.

no def not directed at you, john hill absolutely is a wiener for a variety of other reasons
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Post by: Uh Oh on June 22, 2021, 01:03:22 PM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/8-01-2015/yHll7x.gif)
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 22, 2021, 01:25:38 PM
Leandre Sanders is not pro lmao this just gets better and better
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Post by: conqueso on June 22, 2021, 01:28:36 PM
who are half these guys lol

cody centipede? yeah no thanks

should just stick with current top pros for the whole thing
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Post by: Letsfilmavideo on June 22, 2021, 01:31:47 PM
Anyone else notice that on their YouTube channel the barracks accidentally posted the icons video before they released the pros video which spoiled the entire icon bracket then they deleted it uploaded the correct video and then re released the icons video again. I’m just surprised at the Barricks after all these years of having an online identity that they can’t even upload there videos in the right order
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Post by: Letsfilmavideo on June 22, 2021, 01:32:32 PM
God help them if they can’t even get that right. . . . . Actually not god help them, Andy Shrock help them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on June 22, 2021, 01:51:05 PM
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guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.
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pretty sure his spine / hips got kind of toasted from skating so much regular, so he only skates switch now. at least thats what all the kooks tell me youtube says.

He put himself under a lifted car, lowered the jack and put the wheel well on his hip area, applied pressure and friction over time and broke up his calcifications/adhesions

“Some scar tissue wrapped around my femur and pelvis and clasped together, pulling my femur into the hip socket. It was calcifying and was going to be the end of me walking normally. I don’t want to be that guy that milks it so I was planning to disappear. Doctors told me they couldn’t give me surgery and the only way to fix it was to break it, and that’s a very violent process. The bones had already started to fuse together so I had to physically put enough pressure on myself to break my own bone. I did that for an enormous number of hours. I stuck my leg in the wheel well of a car and grabbed the bottom of the frame and tweaked and tore as much as I could. My wife couldn’t be around me. After two and a half years, I broke the scar tissue and some of the bone. When I did break it, it scared me to death. I heard it break and after the nausea and the adrenaline, I was lying on my garage floor at three in the morning screaming with my face covered in snot and tears. I just thought, ‘I can skate!’”

http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/skate/skate-news/doctors-told-rodney-mullen-he-would-not-skate-again/

Pretty gangster if you ask me.

Also, it’d be unfair as fuck to put him in BATB because he’d win easily.  No question.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: l1ll1ll1 on June 22, 2021, 02:07:27 PM
half of the joes are probably on cariuma flow. scientologist idiot aaron kyro gets another platform. apart from ishod same old boring tech skaters – ok joslin is in, but remember louie lopez batb, blasting knee high kickflips while not giving a fuck?

can't get excited about this event, but again, skateing is diverse (since some years) and the berrics surely don't care if i watch or not...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 22, 2021, 02:16:05 PM
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guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.
[close]

pretty sure his spine / hips got kind of toasted from skating so much regular, so he only skates switch now. at least thats what all the kooks tell me youtube says.
[close]

He put himself under a lifted car, lowered the jack and put the wheel well on his hip area, applied pressure and friction over time and broke up his calcifications/adhesions

“Some scar tissue wrapped around my femur and pelvis and clasped together, pulling my femur into the hip socket. It was calcifying and was going to be the end of me walking normally. I don’t want to be that guy that milks it so I was planning to disappear. Doctors told me they couldn’t give me surgery and the only way to fix it was to break it, and that’s a very violent process. The bones had already started to fuse together so I had to physically put enough pressure on myself to break my own bone. I did that for an enormous number of hours. I stuck my leg in the wheel well of a car and grabbed the bottom of the frame and tweaked and tore as much as I could. My wife couldn’t be around me. After two and a half years, I broke the scar tissue and some of the bone. When I did break it, it scared me to death. I heard it break and after the nausea and the adrenaline, I was lying on my garage floor at three in the morning screaming with my face covered in snot and tears. I just thought, ‘I can skate!’”

http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/skate/skate-news/doctors-told-rodney-mullen-he-would-not-skate-again/

Pretty gangster if you ask me.

Also, it’d be unfair as fuck to put him in BATB because he’d win easily.  No question.

I read the first paragraph you wrote and thought this was the beginning of some first rate SLAP lore. Then I realized it was real.

Talk about hellride.
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guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.
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pretty sure his spine / hips got kind of toasted from skating so much regular, so he only skates switch now. at least thats what all the kooks tell me youtube says.
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He put himself under a lifted car, lowered the jack and put the wheel well on his hip area, applied pressure and friction over time and broke up his calcifications/adhesions

“Some scar tissue wrapped around my femur and pelvis and clasped together, pulling my femur into the hip socket. It was calcifying and was going to be the end of me walking normally. I don’t want to be that guy that milks it so I was planning to disappear. Doctors told me they couldn’t give me surgery and the only way to fix it was to break it, and that’s a very violent process. The bones had already started to fuse together so I had to physically put enough pressure on myself to break my own bone. I did that for an enormous number of hours. I stuck my leg in the wheel well of a car and grabbed the bottom of the frame and tweaked and tore as much as I could. My wife couldn’t be around me. After two and a half years, I broke the scar tissue and some of the bone. When I did break it, it scared me to death. I heard it break and after the nausea and the adrenaline, I was lying on my garage floor at three in the morning screaming with my face covered in snot and tears. I just thought, ‘I can skate!’”

http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/skate/skate-news/doctors-told-rodney-mullen-he-would-not-skate-again/

Pretty gangster if you ask me.

Also, it’d be unfair as fuck to put him in BATB because he’d win easily.  No question.
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I read the first paragraph you wrote and thought this was the beginning of some first rate SLAP lore. Then I realized it was real.

Talk about hellride.

Holy fucking shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: my english is bad on June 22, 2021, 02:25:52 PM
No PJ Ladd fuck the berries
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Post by: Bobbybanana on June 22, 2021, 02:28:20 PM
Needs some Ted degros
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Post by: Logic on June 22, 2021, 02:35:02 PM
Rather curious to see if Shane (granting he enters) can throw down one of those nollie flips late shuvs on flat.
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Post by: arrbee on June 22, 2021, 02:38:57 PM
Needs some Ted Ben degros
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 22, 2021, 04:03:44 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut

Thanks for doing the great Xenu's work.

Wow, only three Cariuma 'pros'. Low key compared to the 'ams' they crammed into this.
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Post by: SatanicPanic on June 22, 2021, 05:22:23 PM
Who is John hill
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Post by: JANUS on June 22, 2021, 05:23:20 PM
A poosey.
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Post by: drcroc on June 22, 2021, 07:03:00 PM
If Aaron Kyro skates in this contest it's officially steezy  8)
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Post by: matty_c on June 22, 2021, 07:24:07 PM
Seeing these pros that in my minds eye are all children but that was ten years ago got me really thinking about my own mortality and aging
Fuck
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 22, 2021, 07:28:58 PM
Seeing these pros that in my minds eye are all children but that was ten years ago got me really thinking about my own mortality and aging
Fuck

What’s even more fucked to me is seeing Jaeb, a kid 11 years younger than me doing Mike Mo status shit, when I was watching Mike Mo in the Forecast video and Fully Flared at 12. I’m gonna be 37 in 10 years still warming up with non popped shuvs and crappy looking kickflips/fakie flips and he’ll be 26 doing god knows what kind of tech shit. Time is a fickle mistress.
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Post by: keepthefunkalive on June 22, 2021, 07:35:36 PM

(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut
Why tf would they put Ishod v Carlos Ribeiro in the first round??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on June 22, 2021, 07:40:28 PM
That Dylan Jaeb kid is super good and consistent, I could see him doing well in this. Still don’t see how he fits on Zero, Prmitive should grab him. He’s like Mikemo 2.0 and I believe he’s only like 16-17.
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Post by: mareo on June 22, 2021, 09:42:46 PM
That Dylan Jaeb kid is super good and consistent, I could see him doing well in this. Still don’t see how he fits on Zero, Prmitive should grab him. He’s like Mikemo 2.0 and I believe he’s only like 16-17.

He's been off Zero for a while now. My guess is he's filming for a welcome part for some other brand, could be Primitive but it's just speculation at this point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mazzer on June 22, 2021, 11:01:42 PM
They mispronounce people's name on purpose just to generate comments and no one's even said anything. Love it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Streebo on June 23, 2021, 12:13:55 AM
BURBERRY.ERRY is boutta take home the instagram fame. I do think it’s funny that they rounded up the whole YouTube vlog squad so this should be interesting! Will the contest be rigged!? How many advertisements for those new cariuma (ugly) shoes will there be?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on June 23, 2021, 12:48:42 AM
Still annoys me that Skategoat is considered pro, just doesn't make sense to me
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 23, 2021, 01:36:59 AM
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(https://i.ibb.co/TYqkVXN/Screenshot-20210622-113527-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TYqkVXN)

No one wanna watch that just post the bracket fucknut
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Why tf would they put Ishod v Carlos Ribeiro in the first round??

As so often, the answer is 'Cariuma'
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: xandeo on June 23, 2021, 02:26:17 AM
So, when are the first games playing??
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Post by: Giza Butler on June 23, 2021, 02:38:46 AM
All in for this, watching the Berries decline in front of our eyes has never been so rewarding.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 23, 2021, 03:05:15 AM
So, when are the first games playing??
apparently they start with this weekend.
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 23, 2021, 03:20:19 AM
Did they really decide who plays against who themself and Not random?
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Post by: bo bice on June 23, 2021, 03:20:50 AM
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Seeing these pros that in my minds eye are all children but that was ten years ago got me really thinking about my own mortality and aging
Fuck
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What’s even more fucked to me is seeing Jaeb, a kid 11 years younger than me doing Mike Mo status shit, when I was watching Mike Mo in the Forecast video and Fully Flared at 12. I’m gonna be 37 in 10 years still warming up with non popped shuvs and crappy looking kickflips/fakie flips and he’ll be 26 doing god knows what kind of tech shit. Time is a fickle mistress.

What a strange way to measure time
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on June 23, 2021, 04:55:14 AM
Did they really decide who plays against who themself and Not random?
The scam is real
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Post by: Giza Butler on June 23, 2021, 05:19:16 AM
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Did they really decide who plays against who themself and Not random?
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The scam is real

I think it makes more sense than seeing a Berra vs Shrock game followed by Mike V vs BurberryErry.

Maybe it would have been more entertaining, who knows.

It just looks like they are so desperate for views and content, and I'm happy for that.
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Post by: everythingisgreat on June 23, 2021, 05:39:22 AM
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Seeing these pros that in my minds eye are all children but that was ten years ago got me really thinking about my own mortality and aging
Fuck
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What’s even more fucked to me is seeing Jaeb, a kid 11 years younger than me doing Mike Mo status shit, when I was watching Mike Mo in the Forecast video and Fully Flared at 12. I’m gonna be 37 in 10 years still warming up with non popped shuvs and crappy looking kickflips/fakie flips and he’ll be 26 doing god knows what kind of tech shit. Time is a fickle mistress.
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What a strange way to measure time

I agree. And I wasted about 10 years reading that post. OP go warm up with some shivs and be quiet lmao.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Utopos on June 23, 2021, 05:43:34 AM
So correct me if I'm wrong, but was Nyjah in the icon bracket and Ishod in the pro? What the fuck??
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Post by: cobs on June 23, 2021, 06:27:24 AM
If they need an influencer to replace John Hill, I vote for feedback Ted.
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 23, 2021, 07:35:38 AM
So correct me if I'm wrong, but was Nyjah in the icon bracket and Ishod in the pro? What the fuck??
Their reasoning seems off but can you expect reason from them? Nyjah’s good but if you just do a few basic goofy tricks he’s out.

I’m mad Ishod gonna go out so soon because he’s not beating Carlos.
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Post by: CorneliusCardew on June 23, 2021, 09:05:07 AM
It's like they are staging the finals in the first round with a few of these match ups. The fix is in ..
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Post by: versacekid420 on June 23, 2021, 09:10:43 AM
they just posted a video with everyone that’s playing in all categories and they still included john hill. sus
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Post by: JANUS on June 23, 2021, 09:30:14 AM
they just posted a video with everyone that’s playing in all categories and they still included john hill. sus

I wonder if Hyun Kummer would be down to take his place. Or better yet, Jonah Hill. And fuck it, if Jonah lands a kickflip, he just wins.
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Post by: versacekid420 on June 23, 2021, 10:01:21 AM
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I wonder if Hyun Kummer would be down to take his place. Or better yet, Jonah Hill. And fuck it, if Jonah lands a kickflip, he just wins.
i feel like his spirit is still broken from his first attempt at it. cant take 2 Ls or else his fanbase will be shattered. 
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Post by: InternetDaddy on June 23, 2021, 10:01:28 AM
Cody Cepeda and Sewa are pro? For who?
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Post by: shannamal on June 23, 2021, 10:12:06 AM
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guys guys guys what if they got rodney mullen in this??? he invented EVERYTHING he'd WIN!!!
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Why'd mullen quit skating? Song is still active but mullen's last part was Round 3. I doubt he'd do good in this games considering his age.
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pretty sure his spine / hips got kind of toasted from skating so much regular, so he only skates switch now. at least thats what all the kooks tell me youtube says.
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He put himself under a lifted car, lowered the jack and put the wheel well on his hip area, applied pressure and friction over time and broke up his calcifications/adhesions

“Some scar tissue wrapped around my femur and pelvis and clasped together, pulling my femur into the hip socket. It was calcifying and was going to be the end of me walking normally. I don’t want to be that guy that milks it so I was planning to disappear. Doctors told me they couldn’t give me surgery and the only way to fix it was to break it, and that’s a very violent process. The bones had already started to fuse together so I had to physically put enough pressure on myself to break my own bone. I did that for an enormous number of hours. I stuck my leg in the wheel well of a car and grabbed the bottom of the frame and tweaked and tore as much as I could. My wife couldn’t be around me. After two and a half years, I broke the scar tissue and some of the bone. When I did break it, it scared me to death. I heard it break and after the nausea and the adrenaline, I was lying on my garage floor at three in the morning screaming with my face covered in snot and tears. I just thought, ‘I can skate!’”

http://www.caughtinthecrossfire.com/skate/skate-news/doctors-told-rodney-mullen-he-would-not-skate-again/

Pretty gangster if you ask me.

Also, it’d be unfair as fuck to put him in BATB because he’d win easily.  No question.

this is the most metal skate story i've ever heard, jesus christ


and i would 100% watch rodney play a game of skate with these dudes. i want to see his weirdo shit. though, to be fair, i would also like to see todd falcon in this
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Post by: Sila on June 23, 2021, 10:39:32 AM
"You suffered and overcame a career-ending condition where your femur bone had fused into your hip. Can you describe your injury and what you did to recover?
I was doing a halfcab kickflip underflip, going at a good speed and I landed badly, ending up in the splits and tearing something in my hip. The scar tissue that developed as a result locked it down – I was cinched in. The bone would pull into my hip and grind, bone on bone, until eventually, calcification occurred, welding them together. I couldn’t walk for any distance and skating seemed to be over.

After much deliberation, with doctors doubtful of my recovery, I engaged in medieval ways to break apart the bone fusion – hammering the end of screwdrivers into my flesh, climbing into the wheel well of my car to apply leverage while pulling on the car’s frame. After thousands of hours, over years of doing this, I began breaking those dried-gum-like strands of fascia. I would often become overwhelmed, screaming violently in pain, panic-stricken that I was doing more damage than good and I would never be able to skate again. Until one night, hanging from my car, I heard a thump. And when I got up, I realized that I had broken the calcification and my hip joint was mobile again. That was the beginning of what was to come."


I had no idea Rodney went through this. Unbelievable.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ohtight on June 23, 2021, 10:40:03 AM
Cody Cepeda and Sewa are pro? For who?

Sewa for dark star no? Didn’t know about Cody Cepeda though.

Kinda hyped for this to be honest. Might inspire me to start skating more flat ground. Haven’t really practiced flip tricks in years
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Post by: FatGuy92 on June 23, 2021, 10:42:55 AM
That whole Rodney story is unbelievably gnarly. Holy shit what a fucking warrior.
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 23, 2021, 11:24:27 AM
Rodney Mullen on being the hardest motherfucker in skateboarding confirmed
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 23, 2021, 11:31:48 AM
damn, how many skaters is this going to happen to??!??!  :-X that shit makes me nervous...
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Post by: backinaction on June 23, 2021, 01:18:27 PM
Here is Mullen telling the story.  Timestamp 2:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8v_Cz5ep4&t=161s
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Post by: urbneathme on June 23, 2021, 01:28:31 PM
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Sewa for dark star no? Didn’t know about Cody Cepeda though.

Kinda hyped for this to be honest. Might inspire me to start skating more flat ground. Haven’t really practiced flip tricks in years
i think it was for blind but he quit years ago
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 23, 2021, 01:29:13 PM
Also, speaking of Berries being desperate, Borra was in Commack, Long Island last night at a local game of skate contest and was apparently paid 10k to host it/just to be there idk which yet. Waiting on real footage but multiple homies’ insta stories were popping off all night.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CQeTbpkHQNa/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trashcon on June 23, 2021, 01:33:17 PM
Here is Mullen telling the story.  Timestamp 2:40

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3X8v_Cz5ep4&t=161s

What the hell? That is intense. Rodney's got some super human pain tolerance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: primitive_rage on June 23, 2021, 06:51:08 PM
Skate Moss vs Everyone
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Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on June 23, 2021, 09:32:56 PM
"You suffered and overcame a career-ending condition where your femur bone had fused into your hip. Can you describe your injury and what you did to recover?
I was doing a halfcab kickflip underflip, going at a good speed and I landed badly, ending up in the splits and tearing something in my hip. The scar tissue that developed as a result locked it down – I was cinched in. The bone would pull into my hip and grind, bone on bone, until eventually, calcification occurred, welding them together. I couldn’t walk for any distance and skating seemed to be over.

After much deliberation, with doctors doubtful of my recovery, I engaged in medieval ways to break apart the bone fusion – hammering the end of screwdrivers into my flesh, climbing into the wheel well of my car to apply leverage while pulling on the car’s frame. After thousands of hours, over years of doing this, I began breaking those dried-gum-like strands of fascia. I would often become overwhelmed, screaming violently in pain, panic-stricken that I was doing more damage than good and I would never be able to skate again. Until one night, hanging from my car, I heard a thump. And when I got up, I realized that I had broken the calcification and my hip joint was mobile again. That was the beginning of what was to come."


I had no idea Rodney went through this. Unbelievable.

me neither, goddam
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 24, 2021, 02:06:15 AM
How is Cody Capeda pro? I don't think I've ever seen his name outside of games of skate at the berrics, and even then it was like 6 years ago
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Post by: Ghost Face on June 24, 2021, 03:05:33 AM
I really hope none of the Olympic skaters tweak an ankle during this
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Post by: Hinna on June 24, 2021, 05:04:15 AM
what a shitshow. but i dont even want to give them a click/nickel/nak. can someone just make gifs of the best and worst moments of this embarrassment
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Post by: rawbertson. on June 24, 2021, 06:47:53 AM
dont you think SKATE would be a more balanced / fair competition for the olympics than this street course runs + best trick attempts bs? it is pretty cut and dry you either landed the trick or you didnt.

these games would be 1000x more interesting if they forced the guy over a small gap even, would weed out the scrubs very quickly and pros would shine hard and expose these frauds
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 24, 2021, 09:49:45 AM
How is Cody Capeda pro? I don't think I've ever seen his name outside of games of skate at the berrics, and even then it was like 6 years ago

Somehow, and unfortunately, turning yourself pro became acceptable over time.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 25, 2021, 07:58:53 AM
https://youtu.be/EPmfsSCCP9w
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Post by: smoothbrain on June 25, 2021, 08:03:18 AM
those cummy rumble shoes just look awful
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Post by: flippy lippy on June 25, 2021, 08:38:48 AM
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Somehow, and unfortunately, turning yourself pro became acceptable over time.

https://www.instagram.com/p/COymVxTjNW9/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Don't think Cody ever turned himself pro. he's always ripped, too bad he's in scientology sponsor hell. Cool stee, never milked it, fog-hat stoner icon
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on June 25, 2021, 02:26:47 PM
yuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 25, 2021, 02:27:31 PM
Are they really only doing one game every Saturday and one game every Sunday?
Holy shit, this is gonna take an eternity to get through.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on June 25, 2021, 02:34:55 PM
Are they really only doing one game every Saturday and one game every Sunday?
Holy shit, this is gonna take an eternity to get through.
It'll give them time to find replacements for all the influencers who aren't interested.

The bracket match-ups are blatantly, sickeningly sus.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on June 25, 2021, 03:07:02 PM
Aren't those games already prerecorded?
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Post by: Lisa96 on June 25, 2021, 03:39:42 PM
it'd be funny if they had a bracket for "canceled" skaters like johan, yonnie, daryl angel, ethan fowler, matt ball, etc.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on June 25, 2021, 03:41:45 PM
2 games a weekend with 64 skaters
how long will this take

64 skaters means 32 games
Those 32 winners play 16 games
Those 16 winners play 8 games
Those 8 winners would play 4 games

Then the final four go into the finals weekend

So at this pace if I’m going to add the games leading to the finals
32 + 16 + 8 + 4 = 60 games

Divide 60 by 2 since it’s 2 games per weekend
That’s 30 weeks

So if it’s 30 weeks till the finals
Finals should commence in mid January 2022
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Post by: Windsor Knot on June 25, 2021, 03:41:58 PM
Can't even hate the berrics any more. Good luck to them. Although didn't berra say they 'never made a penny from it' wtf is wrong with those guys?! They had the biggest thing in skateboarding for a good few years and never made a penny? regular.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 25, 2021, 03:44:35 PM
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Somehow, and unfortunately, turning yourself pro became acceptable over time.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/COymVxTjNW9/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Don't think Cody ever turned himself pro. he's always ripped, too bad he's in scientology sponsor hell. Cool stee, never milked it, fog-hat stoner icon




ran into him at a plaza spot he skates regularly and he briefly showed us around to a couple nearby spots. Nice guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on June 25, 2021, 03:46:53 PM
2 games a weekend with 64 skaters
how long will this take

64 skaters means 32 games
Those 32 winners play 16 games
Those 16 winners play 8 games
Those 8 winners would play 4 games

Then the final four go into the finals weekend

So at this pace if I’m going to add the games leading to the finals
32 + 16 + 8 + 4 = 60 games

Divide 60 by 2 since it’s 2 games per weekend
That’s 30 weeks

So if it’s 30 weeks till the finals
Finals should commence in mid January 2022
a lot of milk for sure
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on June 25, 2021, 05:02:15 PM
The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on June 25, 2021, 06:17:57 PM
The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 25, 2021, 06:47:45 PM
dont you think SKATE would be a more balanced / fair competition for the olympics than this street course runs + best trick attempts bs? it is pretty cut and dry you either landed the trick or you didnt.

these games would be 1000x more interesting if they forced the guy over a small gap even, would weed out the scrubs very quickly and pros would shine hard and expose these frauds

its cut and dried but not really a good measure of talent. the person who goes first has a massive advantage. he just has to land 5 tricks the other guy doesn't have.
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Post by: drcroc on June 25, 2021, 08:04:40 PM
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.

I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on June 25, 2021, 08:14:11 PM
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
did you like the glass deck or the one with nails the best?
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Post by: drcroc on June 25, 2021, 08:17:15 PM
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
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did you like the glass deck or the one with nails the best?

Actually the one where they skate a door is pretty good.
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Post by: fs1/2cab on June 26, 2021, 01:13:41 AM
I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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Post by: johnes on June 26, 2021, 03:49:22 AM
I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Post by: JimGeko on June 26, 2021, 03:59:14 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.

Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Post by: Hinna on June 26, 2021, 06:48:46 AM
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The fact the Revive dudes may or may not show is insulting seeing as their entire shtick/business is a carbon copy of the Berrics... Just with shittier skaters.

Steve should've just invited the Braille people. They seem way less kooky.
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What’s the difference?  Seriously?  A bunch of dudes that could not be am much les pro having a YouTube channel talking with kids and acting like they’re legitimately professional?  They all suck donkey balls and I don’t mean to offend donkeys.
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I dunno... I used to enjoy some of the Braille videos about 3-4 years ago... I've never enjoyed a Revive video. Weird vibes from Andy Shrock. Seems like an angry guy underneath his outward appearance.
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did you like the glass deck or the one with nails the best?
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Actually the one where they skate a door is pretty good.
contemplating braille or revives worthless semantics is like choosing to pee out a marble or shit out a softball. why bother
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on June 26, 2021, 07:16:03 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
Yeah definitely, which adds to why I wouldn’t expect Carlos to lose or for the game to last very long.
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on June 26, 2021, 07:16:49 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".

fine by me since he keeps pumping out footy in video parts and IG. seriously one of the best IG accounts to follow, skating-wise
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 26, 2021, 08:07:15 AM
https://youtu.be/mAW1xNYSXlM
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on June 26, 2021, 08:43:03 AM
that was awful
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Post by: flippy lippy on June 26, 2021, 09:11:55 AM
Slow n low
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Post by: Hinna on June 26, 2021, 09:18:36 AM
which nollie big inward heel test tube baby won
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 26, 2021, 09:30:58 AM
https://youtu.be/mAW1xNYSXlM

That was fucking brutal. They are missing fucking kickflips.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 26, 2021, 09:32:49 AM
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 26, 2021, 09:33:53 AM
Was rooting for Evon, used to skate with him here n there back in the day when he was just a lil youngster so I had some favoritism towards him, but damn he got smoked. He looked so foreign on his board. Fool definitely got a bad case of the jitters.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 26, 2021, 10:15:19 AM
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.


When Koston does interviews in documentaries, he is so damn normal. It’s only when he’s on IG or Berrics where he has that persona. Don’t get why he needs to do that unless the younger generation just totally relates to that shit.

 
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Post by: DannyDee on June 26, 2021, 10:21:57 AM
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Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.
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When Koston does interviews in documentaries, he is so damn normal. It’s only when he’s on IG or Berrics where he has that persona. Don’t get why he needs to do that unless the younger generation just totally relates to that shit.
Yeah, I generally find him pretty normal and level-headed (I remember him laughing and brushing off Jimmy Arrighi breaking his balls about Berra and Zenu), but he does seem to spaz on Insta and be a dork on the Berrics (which I never watch). I find Berra insufferable, he wants everything to be overdramatic and the spotlight.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mareo on June 26, 2021, 10:39:03 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".

Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?
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Post by: ThisFuckingDude on June 26, 2021, 11:38:41 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?
It’s pretty obvious that Ishod doesn’t give a fuck about winning contest. He always just does the tricks that he wants and isn’t calculated like all those contest dudes. Even when he won that street league recently he was skating it like it was just another day at the park. Also fuck that Tyler Peterson kid he has the ultimate hit face.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on June 26, 2021, 12:10:30 PM
During battle in the berries 11 I heard ishod was playing so I went to watch and he was super late because he was buying a couch or some shit. That’s how much he cares
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Post by: Christmas Complete on June 26, 2021, 12:13:25 PM
https://youtu.be/mAW1xNYSXlM

I know it's a meme, but literally, who?
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Post by: RichardBarkley on June 26, 2021, 12:16:10 PM
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I know it's a meme, but literally, who?

Watch it man. It's brutal. Can't even land kickflips or 360 flips.

I'm sure any skater walking by that warehouse... On a good day, could walk in off the street and do just as good or better
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 26, 2021, 12:19:17 PM
”’Joes’ just basically means ’Ams’” what the fuck are the ”Ams” bracket then, Berrics proteges?

For a few years now I’ve had no interest in watching the BATBs but then suddenly Mike Mo mentioned it in the 9club and alluded to some type of ”Masters” category kind of and I got an unexplainable urge to start following this again. The amount of random people involved might get old real quick though…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 26, 2021, 12:19:43 PM
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.

Thankfully I've never seen anybody give Berra stick on her.
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Post by: burm on June 26, 2021, 12:20:50 PM
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I know it's a meme, but literally, who?
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Watch it man. It's brutal. Can't even land kickflips or 360 flips.

I'm sure any skater walking by that warehouse... On a good day, could walk in off the street and do just as good or better
Isn’t Evon going to be in the Olympics as well?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 26, 2021, 12:23:53 PM
Koston is a way bigger dork than Berra

Everyone gives Berra stick on her but honestly he doesn't bother me at all.

When I see Koston I see one of my once heros pissing on my childhood with his dork antics. He makes me hate myself.

Koston is a dork, Berra is a kook. Dorks are harmless, altough socially off-putting for some.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 26, 2021, 12:37:11 PM

The blonde kid has an ok style. I actually thought his switch double kickflip looked pretty good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on June 26, 2021, 02:04:47 PM
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2 games a weekend with 64 skaters
how long will this take

64 skaters means 32 games
Those 32 winners play 16 games
Those 16 winners play 8 games
Those 8 winners would play 4 games

Then the final four go into the finals weekend

So at this pace if I’m going to add the games leading to the finals
32 + 16 + 8 + 4 = 60 games

Divide 60 by 2 since it’s 2 games per weekend
That’s 30 weeks

So if it’s 30 weeks till the finals
Finals should commence in mid January 2022
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a lot of milk for sure
Why, if I didn’t know better, I’d say that it almost looks as if the Borax is setting itself up to be some sort of cheese factory, or something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on June 26, 2021, 02:17:47 PM
didn't get the vibe anyone really cared. don't feel the magic yet...
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Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on June 26, 2021, 02:38:57 PM
i thought his russian spy part was pretty rad

after missing the kf first trick he did well to not completely fold. switch double flip and fakie bigger flip on defense were cool.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tortfeasor on June 26, 2021, 02:57:52 PM
I’m starting to understand why energy drink sponsors are important.  Get these dudes a coffee or something.
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Post by: matty_c on June 26, 2021, 08:54:25 PM
Slow n low

White Castle fries only come in one size?
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Post by: mareo on June 26, 2021, 09:09:40 PM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?
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It’s pretty obvious that Ishod doesn’t give a fuck about winning contest. He always just does the tricks that he wants and isn’t calculated like all those contest dudes. Even when he won that street league recently he was skating it like it was just another day at the park. Also fuck that Tyler Peterson kid he has the ultimate hit face.

Nah I don't buy that. The guy is fantastic in other areas of skateboarding, but he's just not a good (top 5) contest skater and that's ok. We all know why he won that SLS unsanctioned event, so it's not like "if he wants, he can win" kinda thing.

With this said, I'd rather have his bag of tricks than some of the "contest skater's" bag of tricks.
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Post by: jakeumms on June 27, 2021, 05:07:18 AM
Getting paid 10K to host an event and still shows up in cut of sweat pants
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 27, 2021, 08:13:33 AM
They’re really only doing 2 games a weekend. This shit is gonna last until next year.

The second game this weekend was really solid. No goofy tricks, lasted forever. It took a minute for them to even get a letter. I think towards the end Nick Holt was getting tired and just started doing some fuck you tricks to get it done
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on June 27, 2021, 08:14:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ps2qCbKrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics
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Post by: conqueso on June 27, 2021, 08:15:33 AM
wow this thread is gonna suck for the next six months at least who the fuck are these guys
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Post by: dallou on June 27, 2021, 08:27:13 AM
something really weird and anticlimactic about watching randos playing skate on youtube
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on June 27, 2021, 08:30:30 AM
I saw the Hitman's Bodyguard's Wife yesterday and the games of skate so far have me feeling the same way I felt throughout that awful movie:  I don't care if any of these people die
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 27, 2021, 08:39:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ps2qCbKrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Nick: Perfect 360shove it
Chris: Does a terrible impossible

Of course they count it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on June 27, 2021, 08:47:54 AM
I reckon they can only “thumb the scale” so much, in favor of their guys, before their motives become obvious.
Cariuma’s gotta pick up better riders if they want the advertising clout that a BATB champ brings.  8)
Either that, or their riders gonna have to get better (or luckier.)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on June 27, 2021, 09:20:11 AM
If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.

That was actually a pretty decent game, they went back and forth for a while, and the circusy type tricks ended up coming out too. I feel like the influencer bracket will probably have some of the crazier games out of this whole thing cuz a lot of those dudes pretty much ONLY skate flat. A good chunk of that bracket is filled with YouTubers who post nothing but those weird game of skate videos, I feel like I see in my recommended section a new video with a title along the lines of “blindfolded, hands tied behind your back, no griptape game of SKATE, click now!” like every other day from them.
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Post by: johnes on June 27, 2021, 09:30:07 AM
If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.

That was my first thought when I started watching but I found his tricks to just look lazy. Although I imagine other  people would describe them as effortless.
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Post by: flippy lippy on June 27, 2021, 09:45:23 AM
Nick cosplaying as a stoner loc
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Post by: Pango on June 27, 2021, 09:50:37 AM
If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.

That was actually a pretty decent game, they went back and forth for a while, and the circusy type tricks ended up coming out too. I feel like the influencer bracket will probably have some of the crazier games out of this whole thing cuz a lot of those dudes pretty much ONLY skate flat. A good chunk of that bracket is filled with YouTubers who post nothing but those weird game of skate videos, I feel like I see in my recommended section a new video with a title along the lines of “blindfolded, hands tied behind your back, no griptape game of SKATE, click now!” like every other day from them.

Does this mean Nick Holt fakes his style like Yuto?
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Post by: johnes on June 27, 2021, 12:03:54 PM
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If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.

That was actually a pretty decent game, they went back and forth for a while, and the circusy type tricks ended up coming out too. I feel like the influencer bracket will probably have some of the crazier games out of this whole thing cuz a lot of those dudes pretty much ONLY skate flat. A good chunk of that bracket is filled with YouTubers who post nothing but those weird game of skate videos, I feel like I see in my recommended section a new video with a title along the lines of “blindfolded, hands tied behind your back, no griptape game of SKATE, click now!” like every other day from them.
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Does this mean Nick Holt fakes his style like Yuto?
are you saying that to you, “style” is more so about the clothes you wear, as opposed to body language?
I don’t mean this question to sound like a jab at you. A while back I had a conversation with a friend who was saying he believed style was all about clothing style.

baggier clothes can make the body language look better imo.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on June 27, 2021, 12:55:24 PM
If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.
Good point, dude looks like a completely different person
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Post by: dallou on June 27, 2021, 01:43:08 PM
I mean that was 6 years ago or somthing, he was a late teenager it seems.
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Post by: KGB on June 27, 2021, 01:55:20 PM
 Thought this was going to suck as bad as the first round and never heard of either of theses dudes but props to Nick Holt. He has a nice clean style. Other dude almost fell off the board on every trick. -1 carriuma or whatever.
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Post by: lysdexia on June 27, 2021, 05:44:07 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1Ps2qCbKrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics

if you ignore all the batb / cariuma/ berra / scientology bullshit and just watch that as a game of skate and nothing more, that was a pretty sick game.
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Post by: OldSkater on June 27, 2021, 06:39:30 PM
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if you ignore all the batb / cariuma/ berra / scientology bullshit and just watch that as a game of skate and nothing more, that was a pretty sick game.

I enjoyed watching it a lot more than the first game when they were missing kickflips and tre flips, ill say that for sure
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Post by: ramplocal on June 27, 2021, 06:51:30 PM
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White Castle fries only come in one size?
I still say that shit, haha wld gnar if I cld man
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 27, 2021, 10:10:36 PM
Wow Nick Holt is so boring. Dude looked like Shinji from Neon Genesis just moping around not wanting to be there. Sure he can land tricks, but at what cost? At least the other dude flailed lol.
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Post by: pugmaster on June 27, 2021, 10:21:08 PM
Drawing out the games of skate makes sense business wise since the Olympics has an overlap in terms of the start and end date. Kids who start watching skating due to the Olympics will find something that is ongoing to help them "get in touch with real skateboarding" that also has an aspect of competition to it which is readily interpretable to audiences who are new to skateboarding, parents of new skateboarders included.

Ronnie Creager is going to fuck shit up.

The designation of "icons" vs. "pros" is funny.  It will be really comical if a bunch of people come out and say they specifically stated they won't participate.
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Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 27, 2021, 10:25:54 PM
Drawing out the games of skate makes sense business wise since the Olympics has an overlap in terms of the start and end date. Kids who start watching skating due to the Olympics will find something that is ongoing to help them "get in touch with real skateboarding" that also has an aspect of competition to it which is readily interpretable to audiences who are new to skateboarding, parents of new skateboarders included.

Ronnie Creager is going to fuck shit up.

The designation of "icons" vs. "pros" is funny.  It will be really comical if a bunch of people come out and say they specifically stated they won't participate.

Ronnie Creager participated several times already and didn't do that good. I hope I'm wrong but I'm not seeing him doing good this time either.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 27, 2021, 10:27:20 PM
Wow Nick Holt is so boring. Dude looked like Shinji from Neon Genesis just moping around not wanting to be there. Sure he can land tricks, but at what cost? At least the other dude flailed lol.

With PJ of BATB, Holt is there to take the "dude depressed not wanting to participate" spot.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on June 27, 2021, 10:31:18 PM
i’m always going to be rooting against the dudes in cariumas
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Post by: ilikebigbutts on June 28, 2021, 04:56:16 AM
I just realized Holt played PJ and won back in 2014. PJ had just gotten on NB#, but was noticeably fed up and tired to play again. 7 years after that Holt is feeling the same. Some sort of Jinx happening?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on June 28, 2021, 07:02:27 AM
What's The Bachelor (TM) doing there?
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Post by: Gnarfunkell on June 28, 2021, 07:41:19 AM
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I imagine Ishod vs. Carlos will take like 40 minutes. Can't see either of them lose.

And damn, that Rodney story. I will push switch 10 miles right now.
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If my memory is correct, all the berries games I’ve seen Ishod in, he doesn’t last very long.
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Ishod skates in contests with one foot out the door. If he fucks up he be like "yeah I was just fooling' around anyway. you all know i'm the best, I don't need this shit".
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Or maybe... you know... he's just not the best. But you can't say that in here can you?

You're fucked lol. If you don't think Ishod is one of the best to ever do it then you're an absolute dipshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on June 28, 2021, 08:48:27 AM
Though it could have been a lil shorter and some of the angles weren't the best, Evon's recent street part was really solid. Sucks he lost to a cariuma kook but Evon was a bit of, some days it just isn't there, I can relate.
 To whomever said they should play skate in the Olympics, just no. Some goofy freestyler would always win. Just imagine all the double/triple flips, pressure flips, late shuv's and body varials we'd see. Imagine the gold medalist winning with a dolphin flip body varial. Games of skate oughtta be taken less serious then the batb at this point, not more. Consistency is admirable in skating but not as important as modern competition's suggest and that's where skateboarding and competition don't mix very well.
 
Just think of how many clips of our favorite skaters are of tricks they've only done once or spent hours on to get a clean ride away. A lot of iconic skate photos aren't from makes. Skating's always been about pushing what's possible, not about checking tricks of a list of what we know is possible in a sterile environment.

TL;DR skip batb, watch Evon's street part, it's good, games of skate taken seriously = snoozfest.
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Post by: PrettyRicki on June 28, 2021, 09:02:01 AM
What's The Bachelor (TM) doing there?

Apparently he's the first person on the Bachelor show that rides a skateboard. Why this is relevant is beyond me.

I'm going to say that I actually enjoy watching BATB. I know not all of the games will be exciting and there is going to be cringe, but I'll be watching all of them.
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Post by: Hotpocket on June 28, 2021, 09:53:26 AM
Finally just saw the entire line-up. That “icons” bracket is regular lol Kelly Hart? Malto? Ribs man??
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Post by: Style Police on June 28, 2021, 09:53:34 AM
i’m always going to be rooting against the dudes in cariumas

Haha. Mandatory.
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Post by: Hinna on June 28, 2021, 10:15:12 AM
What's The Bachelor (TM) doing there?
why hes dualwield mallgrabbing of course
https://youtu.be/yyXMO0uBHjM
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Post by: Donkey Lips on June 28, 2021, 11:29:49 AM
This Chris dude goes full statue after every landed trick.
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 28, 2021, 11:46:33 AM
Finally just saw the entire line-up. That “icons” bracket is regular lol Kelly Hart? Malto? Ribs man??
In the sense of BATB Malto is an Icon as he’s been in every single one but the only time he won a game was when he needed to win a qualifier since he had lost every single first round game before. He actually did really well that year.
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 28, 2021, 12:32:28 PM
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In the sense of BATB Malto is an Icon as he’s been in every single one but the only time he won a game was when he needed to win a qualifier since he had lost every single first round game before. He actually did really well that year.

I think he’s only been in 4 of them so far, his game with Prod was sick, he did an awesome boned ass switch heel.

I’m waiting for them to post pros/icons games before I watch this cause I know the rest of it is gonna be a disgusting shitshow. Kyro/Shrock games excluded cause those are gonna be hilarious.
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Post by: Xen on June 28, 2021, 12:41:15 PM
That Evon kid has no pop at all, straight up scraped them all and no style; felt like he was just throwing the tricks out there like he’s never done them before hoping they’d stick; good defense comeback tho on that double flip nonsenses.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on June 28, 2021, 02:04:55 PM
is there anywhere a full picture of the entire bracket is posted? I checked the berrics site and only found videos linking to different brackets but not the whole thing.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bbk on June 28, 2021, 02:23:00 PM
I love that they're still pushing the bracket with John Hill and others.

https://theberrics.com/batb-12-influencer-jamie-griffin-now-pro
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pango on June 28, 2021, 05:36:21 PM
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If you’re looking for proof that baggying up your clothes a bit makes you look better on your board, look no further than Nick Holt. Compare him in this to him in BATB7, he looks infinitely less atrocious.

That was actually a pretty decent game, they went back and forth for a while, and the circusy type tricks ended up coming out too. I feel like the influencer bracket will probably have some of the crazier games out of this whole thing cuz a lot of those dudes pretty much ONLY skate flat. A good chunk of that bracket is filled with YouTubers who post nothing but those weird game of skate videos, I feel like I see in my recommended section a new video with a title along the lines of “blindfolded, hands tied behind your back, no griptape game of SKATE, click now!” like every other day from them.
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Does this mean Nick Holt fakes his style like Yuto?
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are you saying that to you, “style” is more so about the clothes you wear, as opposed to body language?
I don’t mean this question to sound like a jab at you. A while back I had a conversation with a friend who was saying he believed style was all about clothing style.

baggier clothes can make the body language look better imo.

No worries, don't see this as a jab. I was being witty from the ridiculous Yuto thread. I think clothes has a lot to do with "style" and I generally agree with you baggier clothes can mask sketchier landings, but I'm such a Dylan fanboy and still rep skinny jeans lol.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TwisT on June 28, 2021, 06:19:16 PM
I love that they're still pushing the bracket with John Hill and others.

https://theberrics.com/batb-12-influencer-jamie-griffin-now-pro

Did he just go pro for a brewery?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: figureitout on June 28, 2021, 07:55:45 PM
Palace Bun The Berries
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: con_hielo on June 28, 2021, 09:17:29 PM
i’m always going to be rooting against the dudes in cariumas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 29, 2021, 12:10:38 AM
is there anywhere a full picture of the entire bracket is posted? I checked the berrics site and only found videos linking to different brackets but not the whole thing.

(https://i.imgur.com/kP89DL3.jpg)

yo, i gotchu. edited out the winners of the past two games to avoid spoilering and some other unnecessary shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on June 29, 2021, 05:19:56 AM
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I love that they're still pushing the bracket with John Hill and others.

https://theberrics.com/batb-12-influencer-jamie-griffin-now-pro
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Did he just go pro for a brewery?

google says they're a beer and skate brand. they also have a skatepark as well, so pretty much a UK braillehouse w/ beer instead of pedophiles
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on June 29, 2021, 05:40:09 AM
david gonzalez lmao. is he gonna play drink sticker guitar while vinnie banh raps on electric walmart mobility skates
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 29, 2021, 05:51:36 AM
Finally just saw the entire line-up. That “icons” bracket is regular lol Kelly Hart? Malto? Ribs man??

I think malto would be better as pro than icon, but he qualifies better than Hart or ribs man imho
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 29, 2021, 08:23:18 AM
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I love that they're still pushing the bracket with John Hill and others.

https://theberrics.com/batb-12-influencer-jamie-griffin-now-pro
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Did he just go pro for a brewery?

Yup. The definition of pro is really getting tested these days. Hop King is some shit beer made by two trust fund kids that for some reason sponsor skateboarders. They're pretty much a UK Bryte but even lower standards
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 29, 2021, 09:19:59 AM
Man, I hope they discuss skate goats stance. Is he regular!?! Is he goofy!?!
 
My feeble little mind cannot process this whacky concept.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 29, 2021, 11:44:31 AM
Man, I hope they discuss skate goats stance. Is he regular!?! Is he goofy!?!
 
My feeble little mind cannot process this whacky concept.

(https://media1.giphy.com/media/3o7btPCcdNniyf0ArS/giphy.gif)
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Post by: Mantracker on June 29, 2021, 12:35:01 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/kP89DL3.jpg)

yo, i gotchu. edited out the winners of the past two games to avoid spoilering and some other unnecessary shit.

wow thank you sir! would gnar if I could
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on June 29, 2021, 02:16:24 PM
Never realised Cepeda was classed as pro. I really hope he doesn't end up winning games with the double flip madness again.
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Post by: skateboardnorth on June 29, 2021, 05:34:36 PM
Never realised Cepeda was classed as pro. I really hope he doesn't end up winning games with the double flip madness again.
I don't mind double flips if the skater in question has run out of normal tricks, or if they are way behind in the game and need a quick comeback.  They are still very ugly though. There should be a rule that you can't win a game with a double flip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on June 29, 2021, 07:51:42 PM
not sure if I should know but who/what the fuck is ribs man?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on June 29, 2021, 08:21:18 PM
Man, I hope they discuss skate goats stance. Is he regular!?! Is he goofy!?!
 
My feeble little mind cannot process this whacky concept.
I think it’s kind of cheap they gave him in there. Every pro has a trick they feel is easier switch than regs so having him in here feels almost like cheating
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: el chino on June 29, 2021, 08:53:16 PM
Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 29, 2021, 09:12:06 PM
not sure if I should know but who/what the fuck is ribs man?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mareo on June 29, 2021, 10:47:19 PM
Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day

nollie fs bigspin heel
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 30, 2021, 03:53:21 AM
Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day

Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on June 30, 2021, 04:23:10 AM
not sure if I should know but who/what the fuck is ribs man?
someone whos supposed to be a mystery but no one really gave a shit because its corny. plus it obvious that different people take turns wearing the suit or multiple suits etc. batman irl basically minus all the cool shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 30, 2021, 06:18:15 AM
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someone whos supposed to be a mystery but no one really gave a shit because its corny. plus it obvious that different people take turns wearing the suit or multiple suits etc. batman irl basically minus all the cool shit

I bet that suit smells like red bull, shame, and flop sweat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 30, 2021, 06:34:57 AM
So ribs man is basically a non-barrier version of Deer Man
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Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on June 30, 2021, 06:47:05 AM
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not sure if I should know but who/what the fuck is ribs man?
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someone whos supposed to be a mystery but no one really gave a shit because its corny. plus it obvious that different people take turns wearing the suit or multiple suits etc. batman irl basically minus all the cool shit
I am very proud that I had no idea about that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 30, 2021, 09:31:11 AM
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Man, I hope they discuss skate goats stance. Is he regular!?! Is he goofy!?!
 
My feeble little mind cannot process this whacky concept.
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I think it’s kind of cheap they gave him in there. Every pro has a trick they feel is easier switch than regs so having him in here feels almost like cheating
That's a good point
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 30, 2021, 10:52:50 AM
Has Berra ever played?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 30, 2021, 10:54:38 AM
Has Berra ever played?
yeah I think he palyed Marc Johnson or something. I remember there was a flatground training video about it for batb 1 or 2
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on June 30, 2021, 10:56:20 AM
Has Berra ever played?

Against Crob in 1 and he got his ass whooped by Heath and Billy Marks in 3 I think.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: arrbee on June 30, 2021, 12:35:25 PM
So ribs man is basically a non-barrier version of Deer Man

I don't know what the fuck we're talking about and I'm too afraid to ask
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Chatbot on June 30, 2021, 01:32:31 PM
So no one has answers why they didn't select the matches randomly?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: PrettyRicki on June 30, 2021, 01:39:19 PM
So no one has answers why they didn't select the matches randomly?

I don't remember hearing anything about it, but I imagine it's because they thought they could get more views if they pair certain skaters against each other. Or perhaps some sort of idea of "fairness" by pairing equally talented skaters against one another. It's not like they owe us any answers or anything. If they did answer, wouldn't everyone on here just call BS anyway?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 30, 2021, 01:44:45 PM
Has Berra ever played?

He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
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Post by: Cool Ceith on June 30, 2021, 02:07:55 PM
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
Wow Heath and Borra have really awkward slams in this match.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 30, 2021, 02:57:11 PM
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So ribs man is basically a non-barrier version of Deer Man
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I don't know what the fuck we're talking about and I'm too afraid to ask

For once you won't be rewarded with some weird Lemonparty Meat Spin shit.

Deer Man of the Dark woods is some crust/barrier skater from Vancouver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWAQMUe1veQ
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 30, 2021, 03:03:33 PM
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Has Berra ever played?
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
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Wow Heath and Borra have really awkward slams in this match.
When do you think the last time Berra actually skated?
Was it this match? Missed a pressure flip & said “Fuck it, I’m going back to acting…”?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: el chino on June 30, 2021, 03:15:24 PM
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What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on June 30, 2021, 06:20:33 PM
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Has Berra ever played?
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
I know its fanboy shit but i’d watch heath do anything on a skateboard. Miss that guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 01, 2021, 01:29:22 AM
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Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
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why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you

because it's literally a nollie fs bigspin with a heelflip? lol not sure what you're seeing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 01, 2021, 01:47:58 AM
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Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
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why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you
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because it's literally a nollie fs bigspin with a heelflip? lol not sure what you're seeing

I would call it something with inward in it too but the backside ones big heel for sure
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 01, 2021, 03:12:26 AM
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Man, I hope they discuss skate goats stance. Is he regular!?! Is he goofy!?!
 
My feeble little mind cannot process this whacky concept.
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I think it’s kind of cheap they gave him in there. Every pro has a trick they feel is easier switch than regs so having him in here feels almost like cheating
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That's a good point

I think that if they want to include him in a fair way while also holding him to his I have no stance thing there are two ways of doing it:

- Make him just match the skaters stance. So his opponent  does a left foot forward 360 flip, then he has to do it left foot forward too. Opponent sets a right foot forward bs flip, he has to do it in the same physical stance.

-Make him pick a stance as his “regular” and one as his “switch” .

None of that cringe posturing nonsense in that P-Rod game of Skate with him
 “was that nollie or fakie?”
“Uhhh…..yes? LOLLERSKATES”.



While he was interesting at first, I couldn’t make it through the whole video, and I have a high fucking tolerance for Berries videos compared to some.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on July 01, 2021, 03:30:09 AM
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Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
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why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you
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because it's literally a nollie fs bigspin with a heelflip? lol not sure what you're seeing
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I would call it something with inward in it too but the backside ones big heel for sure

pointless trick name arguments are one of my fave kinds of pointless argument.

i would it a nollie big inward, i am fine with fs nollie big heel (as long as fs is emphasized) but 'nollie big spin frontside heelflip' is trrrrraaaaasssssshhhhhh.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: k-nutz on July 01, 2021, 07:04:17 AM
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Has Berra ever played?
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
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I know its fanboy shit but i’d watch heath do anything on a skateboard. Miss that guy.

Off topic but has it ever been explained why Heath and Berra were a package deal with the move to birdhouse and then alien workshop?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 01, 2021, 07:24:42 AM
Just like a rat in your kitchen – you don't spend a lot of time asking how or why it got there, you just want to get the rat the fuck out of there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 01, 2021, 08:04:44 AM
So his best trick is a nollie tre?


https://youtu.be/Sgo12iQ-bdk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 01, 2021, 08:34:49 AM
So his best trick is a nollie tre?


https://youtu.be/Sgo12iQ-bdk

I love how burberry is already complaining about what berrics counts, when the way he does the trick looks like absolute dogshit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 01, 2021, 08:40:24 AM
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So his best trick is a nollie tre?


https://youtu.be/Sgo12iQ-bdk
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I love how burberry is already complaining about what berrics counts, when the way he does the trick looks like absolute dogshit

I know it's a big deal for them and all but I cannot stand it when people take games of SKATE too seriously.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 01, 2021, 08:45:15 AM
So his best trick is a nollie tre?


https://youtu.be/Sgo12iQ-bdk

I am bothered by Erry's stance on one foot back 360s, doing them is the classic 90's way doesn't make it a different trick, brian lotti would just call that a bs 360.

https://youtu.be/r40REAFPR54

Cole at 2:00 does a way more crispy back 3 one foot
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 01, 2021, 08:50:41 AM
lil man and his bird chest. put on a shirt kid
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Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on July 01, 2021, 08:56:15 AM
sunny came on and i was like 'that's a pretty shit necklace'

then the other dude came on and i was like 'but in retrospect...'
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Post by: OldSkater on July 01, 2021, 09:56:05 AM
lil man and his bird chest. put on a shirt kid
(https://www.tattoosbag.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dove-Tattoo-On-Chest.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on July 01, 2021, 10:03:40 AM
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Has Berra ever played?
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He played Heath in BATB3 and Heath did tricks he knew would fuck with Berra and make him miserable.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0VTowb6hbc
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Wow Heath and Borra have really awkward slams in this match.
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When do you think the last time Berra actually skated?
Was it this match? Missed a pressure flip & said “Fuck it, I’m going back to acting…”?

Bold choice, especially considering the last time he acted he got smoked by a bus.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 01, 2021, 11:06:03 AM
The fuck happened to that kid's jawline?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 01, 2021, 11:11:16 AM
 The Asian guy with the long hair seems to have disappeared.

The filmer / hype guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rasmus on July 01, 2021, 11:38:33 AM

I am bothered by Erry's stance on one foot back 360s, doing them is the classic 90's way doesn't make it a different trick, brian lotti would just call that a bs 360.

https://youtu.be/r40REAFPR54

Cole at 2:00 does a way more crispy back 3 one foot

I have often been a little annoyed with Cole's style, but damn it looks cool whenever he does a trick fakie frontside!
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Post by: Dirk_Diggler on July 01, 2021, 11:48:56 AM
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Where the hell do they get THEIR names for the tricks?

What the fuck is a nollie bigspin frontside 180 heelflip
Caption that shit as nollie big inward and call it a day
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Nollie big inward is way more wrong lmao
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why? Why the fuck would it be a frontside bigspin heelflip? What the shit is wrong with you
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because it's literally a nollie fs bigspin with a heelflip? lol not sure what you're seeing
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I would call it something with inward in it too but the backside ones big heel for sure
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pointless trick name arguments are one of my fave kinds of pointless argument.

i would it a nollie big inward, i am fine with fs nollie big heel (as long as fs is emphasized) but 'nollie big spin frontside heelflip' is trrrrraaaaasssssshhhhhh.

No no no it’s a nollie 180 360 inward heelflip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 01, 2021, 11:56:29 AM
How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 01, 2021, 12:03:29 PM
Both those kids sound like little whiny turds. This entire shit sucks. Hope it’s the last one ever.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 01, 2021, 12:40:14 PM
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lil man and his bird chest. put on a shirt kid
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(https://www.tattoosbag.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Dove-Tattoo-On-Chest.jpg)
would go great with some fallens
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 01, 2021, 12:56:16 PM
How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment

The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat in the attic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 01, 2021, 01:05:09 PM
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.

Lol what's that story ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 01, 2021, 02:33:11 PM
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.
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Lol what's that story ?

It was along the lines of him being in is room 24/7 , only being awake at night- (all that night footage he seemed so fond of) and emerging from his bedroom  only for food / reheat pizza.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on July 01, 2021, 10:43:43 PM
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So ribs man is basically a non-barrier version of Deer Man
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I don't know what the fuck we're talking about and I'm too afraid to ask
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For once you won't be rewarded with some weird Lemonparty Meat Spin shit.

Deer Man of the Dark woods is some crust/barrier skater from Vancouver.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWAQMUe1veQ
I like how the thread went from Berra’s Cult to Barrier Kult in just a few posts here.
Excellent work here, PALS.
More of this sort of craftiness & you’ll see yourselves riding high on the gnar train.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pugmaster on July 01, 2021, 11:19:37 PM
The fuck happened to that kid's jawline?

Micrognathia is a thing, not sure if that is the case here.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on July 02, 2021, 06:44:17 AM
At the rate these games are dropping... we won't know the winner until 63 weeks from now!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 02, 2021, 07:17:03 AM
That’s a smart move, every week it guaranties a good amount of views for 2 videos and some for the 2 videos preparing the game. Since it seems like they are struggling to stay relevant, at least this keeps a regular audience to their videos. Most people under 25 don’t know the berrics outside of the battle of the berrics so they understood that they better milk that cow for views
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on July 02, 2021, 07:56:17 AM
At the rate these games are dropping... we won't know the winner until 63 weeks from now!
At 64 weeks in total, this is less of a Battle than it is a full on, protracted, war.
Already yawning over here, just thinking about the duration of it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on July 02, 2021, 07:58:36 AM
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How old is that blackberry dude? He looks about 30 which is disconcerting

Off topic but I'd love to see a reality series where Berra and Heath live together in small apartment
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The few stories about Heath during the Emerics mansion time were always great. Like the bat I’m the attic.
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Lol what's that story ?
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It was along the lines of him being in is room 24/7 , only being awake at night- (all that night footage he seemed so fond of) and emerging from his bedroom  only for food / reheat pizza.



There's also the story of the TM telling him to make an effort to connect with the younger guys so he took Bryan Herman to a romantic comedy matinee on his motorcycle.


At least I like to think it was a romantic comedy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 03, 2021, 08:26:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMznsZUGHF8

who the hell is the announcer dude. he annoys the fuck out of me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on July 03, 2021, 08:34:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMznsZUGHF8

who the hell is the announcer dude. he annoys the fuck out of me

Jamiroquai Jr.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on July 03, 2021, 08:35:27 AM
Of course Burberry sucked
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on July 03, 2021, 08:41:09 AM
Of course Burberry sucked

When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on July 03, 2021, 08:42:01 AM
That’s a smart move, every week it guaranties a good amount of views for 2 videos and some for the 2 videos preparing the game. Since it seems like they are struggling to stay relevant, at least this keeps a regular audience to their videos. Most people under 25 don’t know the berrics outside of the battle of the berrics so they understood that they better milk that cow for views

They’re definitely not struggling to stay relevant. They average 100k views per video (minus those wack ass gaming vids that perform incredibly poorly compared to their other content.) they are definitely not struggling to stay relevant pulling those numbers. Berra talks shit on youtubers, but he is a youtuber at this point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jimmy Two Tits on July 03, 2021, 08:46:11 AM
What the fuck where those outfits?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 03, 2021, 08:53:22 AM
next time the homie lands a flatground trick, I will give him my most serious handshake.

how can people 360 shuv but not kickflip? must be a age thing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 03, 2021, 08:54:29 AM
What the fuck where those outfits?

I think sunny wore that new supreme invisible camo shirt.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 03, 2021, 08:54:52 AM
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Of course Burberry sucked
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When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him

Yeah bro

Edit

Dunno if it’s his babylegs or his big ass shoes but something about his skating makes me feel ill and it’s more than the outfits and hair

There’s a video of him on YouTube skating and he’s dressed like fresh I suppose but looks sick as, on some furby shit, dudes cooked himself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on July 03, 2021, 09:13:33 AM
Worst game yet.  That is saying a lot considering they’ve had some horrible games over the years. This one was just awful
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 03, 2021, 09:27:18 AM
Worst game yet.  That is saying a lot considering they’ve had some horrible games over the years. This one was just awful

I enjoyed it other than the announcer. because burberry losing in the first round was all I wanted out of this BATB
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 03, 2021, 09:46:27 AM
The good charlotte guy was probably stressed but it really seemed like none of those two are that good at skating. But again someone posted the Berra vs Heath game and they missed some easy stuff too so who knows.

edit : just saw that this is the caption for the video

"BATB 12's first match of the Influencer quadrant pits Sunny Suljic (623k followers on Insta) against Burberry Erry (264k). It's a battle that's sure to go viral… May God have mercy on your algorithms."
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 03, 2021, 09:49:42 AM
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That’s a smart move, every week it guaranties a good amount of views for 2 videos and some for the 2 videos preparing the game. Since it seems like they are struggling to stay relevant, at least this keeps a regular audience to their videos. Most people under 25 don’t know the berrics outside of the battle of the berrics so they understood that they better milk that cow for views
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They’re definitely not struggling to stay relevant. They average 100k views per video (minus those wack ass gaming vids that perform incredibly poorly compared to their other content.) they are definitely not struggling to stay relevant pulling those numbers. Berra talks shit on youtubers, but he is a youtuber at this point.

Many of their video now are nka core videos like "who is this 15years old !!!???" and these don't really work audience wise but they were limited due to the pandemic. They also repost a lot of old videos now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on July 03, 2021, 10:06:12 AM
burberry dude is on the same level as andy roy for me - I hope I never see him or anything he's involved with ever again

did any of the 180 flip tricks rotate in the air, or were they all 100% pivot/slide?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on July 03, 2021, 10:42:21 AM
that burberry dude was crazy. some of his attempts at basic tricks looked insanely hopeless, but then he did some harder stuff pretty well...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 03, 2021, 11:15:01 AM
the malleable properties of hair and its donts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 03, 2021, 12:15:40 PM
Yeah, I’m not watching anything Burberry is involved with ever again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 03, 2021, 12:46:08 PM
I wanna beat the ass of whoever the cunt is in that stupidass hate and sweater.

I liked that game simply because it felt like a game I could have won. Really wanted the Good Charlotte guy to win though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ShutYoMouthFoo on July 03, 2021, 01:07:51 PM
Kids need to learn the basics. That kickflip attempt was embarrassing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 03, 2021, 01:15:37 PM
burberry publicly apologized on his insta story today
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 03, 2021, 01:17:38 PM
One thing about the battle at the berrics, it shows everybody how great you are
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 03, 2021, 01:18:00 PM
burberry publicly apologized on his insta story today

Barfberry blew it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ric Leonetti on July 03, 2021, 01:23:10 PM
They look like hobbits in those oversized shoes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on July 03, 2021, 01:33:00 PM
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Of course Burberry sucked
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When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him
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Yeah bro

Edit

Dunno if it’s his babylegs or his big ass shoes but something about his skating makes me feel ill and it’s more than the outfits and hair

There’s a video of him on YouTube skating and he’s dressed like fresh I suppose but looks sick as, on some furby shit, dudes cooked himself

Furby may have looked kooky but he was actually really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTsIL-xJB8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQeBcX2aD8

He had an Antwuanish quality if that makes any sense.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on July 03, 2021, 01:35:44 PM
I enjoyed how primitive this game was oddly. Reminded me of BATB 1.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on July 03, 2021, 01:42:31 PM
Never realized Furby was basically an Edgar
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on July 03, 2021, 01:59:36 PM
Not even anyone present for that game seemed too interested.
Not the first time nerves have gotten the best of someone though, even some of the best at flatground have had shit games with missing basics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 03, 2021, 02:13:16 PM
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Of course Burberry sucked
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When I saw him not pop the kickflip and the fakie flip, I knew Sunny had him
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Yeah bro

Edit

Dunno if it’s his babylegs or his big ass shoes but something about his skating makes me feel ill and it’s more than the outfits and hair

There’s a video of him on YouTube skating and he’s dressed like fresh I suppose but looks sick as, on some furby shit, dudes cooked himself
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Furby may have looked kooky but he was actually really good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTsIL-xJB8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buQeBcX2aD8

He had an Antwuanish quality if that makes any sense.

I agree with you there.
Really enjoy his switch bs flip in that game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quesly on July 03, 2021, 02:15:55 PM
I guess he's not a kickflip guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on July 03, 2021, 02:59:23 PM
I fuck up kickflips first try in games of skate too so I kinda feel for the dude. It happens.  I just don’t understand what is so special about this dude that made him a “famous influencer.” He looks like any other dork with spikey hair that hangs out at the mall or something.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 03, 2021, 02:59:35 PM
The good charlotte guy was probably stressed but it really seemed like none of those two are that good at skating. But again someone posted the Berra vs Heath game and they missed some easy stuff too so who knows.

edit : just saw that this is the caption for the video

"BATB 12's first match of the Influencer quadrant pits Sunny Suljic (623k followers on Insta) against Burberry Erry (264k). It's a battle that's sure to go viral… May God have mercy on your algorithms."

Is it a good caption or a bad caption?  ???
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on July 03, 2021, 05:24:59 PM
That game was a new low.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on July 03, 2021, 05:36:41 PM
That game was a new low.

This shit has lost it’s luster if it even had it.

I’m full of shit though, I loved the first BATBs. I was actually excited to watch them.  Mikemo, Busenitz, Luan, and Torey were so dope to watch.

They had a super long one with P-Rod vs Ribiero that was good as hell, but it was just a one-off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCf9owXcD8


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 03, 2021, 05:37:03 PM
I can't kickflip first try either...

And why did the one dude say "My dagger trick is Nollie 360 flip"... Then he does a switch 180 heel...

Pretty sure nollie tre is easier than anything that involves a switch 180.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on July 03, 2021, 05:45:41 PM
At first, I thought the whole influencer bracket was cringe, but now I'm seeing it as that old 'They should have one normal person in the Olympics for context' showerthought that was going around for a while. Most of these kids have got where they are through personality and marketing rather than ability. This makes them, obtusely, the underdogs. Simultaneously, it puts shit in perspective like Yeah, you got 200k followers but you about to get skunkedd down the line by someone twice your age who doesn't even have an email.

Felt bad for Blueberry. Could tell from his pre match talking and first kickflip attempt that he was uncomfortable in the situation. Especially reading that he felt some pressure to do well for his followers. Then he'll no doubt find his way to this forum where he's getting his ass roasted.

I'd you reading this, Blueberry, keep the Blink 182 get up. Took me back to high school when every fucker dressed like that.

That said, fuck the Berrics. I'll watch the SKATE tournament but that's it. Cringe whenever i have to hear anyone involved talk and every time I hear someone reading out the rules all zaney like the only people who won't skip that shit are the folks back home all proud of you for being on the telly. Fuck off, roshambo kook
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on July 03, 2021, 05:53:15 PM
Some behind the scenes info about my last post - when I went to post it, I was stopped with a message saying that there had been 2 new posts since I started writing it, maybe read them first. It was then that I noticed a typo at the end. I had accidentally spelled 'Roshambo kook' with an N at the end instead of a K. Thanks for catching that one Slap. Doing god's work.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 03, 2021, 06:00:28 PM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyCf9owXcD8

This game is staged

Blueberry had new shoes on u know he just didn't break in the flick yet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on July 03, 2021, 06:30:53 PM
I can't kickflip first try either...

And why did the one dude say "My dagger trick is Nollie 360 flip"... Then he does a switch 180 heel...

Pretty sure nollie tre is easier than anything that involves a switch 180.
I can switch front heel pretty consistently but nollie tres are kinda hard for me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on July 03, 2021, 06:33:07 PM
i mean to be fair, i can’t kickflip worth a fuck either.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TwisT on July 03, 2021, 06:58:23 PM
burberry publicly apologized on his insta story today

I actually feel bad that he apologized. I hope instagram assholes didn’t him too hard for a fucking game a of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on July 03, 2021, 07:02:44 PM
Poor, poor Booberry.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Frank on July 03, 2021, 07:30:58 PM
when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: hmmmokay on July 03, 2021, 07:34:33 PM
when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.

Same, but it's kind of like that "you cant look away from a car wreck" thing. I know I'm gonna be mostly disappointed, with the exception of some of the icon games, but oh well.

Also, that announcer with the goofy fucking hat asking if the crowd was excited was some next level second hand embarrassment. Yikes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 03, 2021, 07:53:03 PM
Is Bam Margiela this guys actual name? I also noticed the real Bam is following him as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on July 03, 2021, 08:07:03 PM
i don't even know why i watched this.

I watched it because I deserve to suffer.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on July 03, 2021, 09:31:34 PM
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when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.
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Same, but it's kind of like that "you cant look away from a car wreck" thing. I know I'm gonna be mostly disappointed, with the exception of some of the icon games, but oh well.

Also, that announcer with the goofy fucking hat asking if the crowd was excited was some next level second hand embarrassment. Yikes.

You can’t be like “is everyone excited about the game?” In a completely monotone voice and expect a good reaction. Especially if you do it, twice
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 03, 2021, 09:52:32 PM
Fucken hell that was bad.

That Good Charlotte kid deserves all the embarrassment in the world that he will no doubt feel in a few years.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 03, 2021, 10:22:24 PM
burberry publicly apologized on his insta story today

LOL - What’s this dorks real name?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 03, 2021, 10:27:16 PM
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I can't kickflip first try either...

And why did the one dude say "My dagger trick is Nollie 360 flip"... Then he does a switch 180 heel...

Pretty sure nollie tre is easier than anything that involves a switch 180.
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I can switch front heel pretty consistently but nollie tres are kinda hard for me.

I guess Nollie is just switch popping off the nose...

But you're still controlling most of the board flick/rotation with your flicking foot on a nollie tre whereas a switch heel you're using your less dominant foot for the flick and pop respectively.

I think the fact I played soccer makes me think of my right foot as somehow slightly more controlled and stronger but maybe that's not the norm.

I was forming nollie tres before I could come close to a switch Ollie though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Grim Deeds on July 03, 2021, 11:27:27 PM
Burberry's gigantic feet are a hinderance to his skating, even when he isn't wearing aerodynamic crocs or whatever the fuck those are. Also his kit looks like a low-level thug character from a 1980's beat 'em up arcade game. One of those dudes who comes out of a subway and throws a knife at you. And when you defeat him, he makes some kind of awful distorted yell "AUUGGHHRRH" and flashes before disappearing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on July 03, 2021, 11:58:05 PM
when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0&t=1s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Frank on July 04, 2021, 01:46:26 AM
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when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.
[close]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0&t=1s
"pizza aside, let's talk scientology!"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on July 04, 2021, 02:32:39 AM
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when i saw the announcer i almost thought it's time to deliver a pizza ball.

i don't even know why i watched this. i'm gonna need a few shots of ranch to stomach that.
[close]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0&t=1s
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"pizza aside, let's talk scientology!"

Ramadan Steve should definitely have been included in the Icons bracket of BATB
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on July 04, 2021, 02:41:35 AM
head space

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 04, 2021, 02:45:42 AM
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The good charlotte guy was probably stressed but it really seemed like none of those two are that good at skating. But again someone posted the Berra vs Heath game and they missed some easy stuff too so who knows.

edit : just saw that this is the caption for the video

"BATB 12's first match of the Influencer quadrant pits Sunny Suljic (623k followers on Insta) against Burberry Erry (264k). It's a battle that's sure to go viral… May God have mercy on your algorithms."
[close]

Is it a good caption or a bad caption?  ???
bad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sila on July 04, 2021, 02:49:22 AM
Burb man has pretty nice backside heel
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doom patrol on July 04, 2021, 03:52:36 AM
I don't know what's more distressing, their outfits. Or the fact that flatground skating this shitty looking is still way better than my flatground skating.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 04, 2021, 04:50:06 AM
the malleable properties of hair and its donts

You mean Erry has a hairdon't?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on July 04, 2021, 08:10:30 AM
I feel sympathy for Burberry. He seems pretty introverted despite the outfit and even if he has 200k followers on IG it probably feels like his own bubble so getting on the mainstream stage like this was probably pretty uncomfortable. Didn’t he say in the previous video that he had a rolled ankle as well or something?

In any case, I’m not expecting the influencers to be on par with the pros, I guess it’s understandable that some might feel it’s a waste to have to sit through these matches but I enjoy the variety.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 04, 2021, 08:16:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I)

Get ready for this shitshow
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Waffles on July 04, 2021, 08:22:53 AM
Who the fuck is Roy Purdy?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 04, 2021, 08:29:36 AM
Who the fuck is Roy Purdy?

Remember that dancing goofyboi with the ridiculous sunglasses? He finally figured out it was kooky as fuck. Also not even mad about that game, Ginner’s good as fuck and actually has a decent style. Just sucks for the people that wait every week for these 2 minute shitfests that the Berries hypes up with pregame videos days in advance
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on July 04, 2021, 08:34:08 AM
So the guys who don’t have a shoe OR board sponsor gave to wear Caruniaia and skate a Bright deck. Dang.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on July 04, 2021, 08:43:47 AM
if you think lightly blowing on a whistle is destructively loud you are really not up to meet the challenges life will present
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 04, 2021, 08:47:21 AM
if you think lightly blowing on a whistle is destructively loud you are really not up to meet the challenges life will present

I think he was joking.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Punished Skateboards on July 04, 2021, 08:47:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I)

Get ready for this shitshow

(https://i.ibb.co/B4Gc6MT/batb-1.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/7WQQdyh/batb-2.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/2WpTSyJ/batb-3.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on July 04, 2021, 08:52:18 AM
God damn these influences suck dick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on July 04, 2021, 08:59:34 AM
It amuses me to no end that the Berrics have to turn off commenting on Insta for these posts because of the amount of shit they're getting
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fakie nollie on July 04, 2021, 09:03:57 AM
something something like and something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 04, 2021, 09:45:17 AM
These Influencer games are not good. Maybe this is a conspiracy by Berra to destroy the reputation these influencers have built up, as a way to bring skateboarding back to the days before Instagram Influencers were so prevalent and put the respect back in the names of the establishment.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: primo on July 04, 2021, 10:11:07 AM
These Influencer games are not good. Maybe this is a conspiracy by Berra to destroy the reputation these influencers have built up, as a way to bring skateboarding back to the days before Instagram Influencers were so prevalent and put the respect back in the names of the establishment.


(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/240/699/000.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 04, 2021, 10:14:21 AM
i felt bad for roy purdy i felt like he had really bad nerves. he missed some simple tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 04, 2021, 10:32:54 AM
I had little clue who Roy Purdy even was until maybe just like five minutes ago when I did a quick YouTube search of him and I was like “oh, that neon dancing guy, huh..... ok”.

You could just tell that Garrett was gonna win by how Roy looked even just setting up for tricks. He looks mad uncomfortable on his board. Just look at how his arms and body looked right before popping that bs bigspin, you could just already tell that he was gonna miss it before even doing it.
As kooky as Garrett is he is actually pretty damn good at skating and he’s pretty crazy on flatground, I wouldn’t doubt if he took the whole thing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 04, 2021, 10:34:41 AM
hes a goblin with zippyzam doodad plastic sunglasses while failing at life. looks like an extra out of jet set future radio that didnt make it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I)

Get ready for this shitshow
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what an utterly embarrassing existence. i get that emptyheaded reality stars should be treated with pity like brain trauma victims but oof this is just. ugh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on July 04, 2021, 10:35:09 AM
I find it somewhat ironic that individuals who crave the attention of others and build their entire rep on social media (which thrives on said attention-seeking) buckle//get nerves/"aren't in the right headspace" when people actually give them attention.

Also, is that guy's hat the second coming of the famous Dr. Seuss hat that was so popular in some circles in the 90s?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 04, 2021, 10:50:47 AM
As kooky as Garrett is he is actually pretty damn good at skating and he’s pretty crazy on flatground, I wouldn’t doubt if he took the whole thing.

Yeah oath I knew he was decent but yeah his shit looks good
How’s that tre he did, sick catch for a flatters tre
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on July 04, 2021, 11:31:45 AM
not sure how that counted as an impossible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on July 04, 2021, 11:35:15 AM
Top youtube comment is “First round should be 4 games a week.” They cant seriously think it’s a good idea drawing this thing out like this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MrDuckey on July 04, 2021, 11:49:01 AM
Time to admit BATB is done. We peaked at BATB 7. 8 & 10 were decent. It's only downhill now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: wilk on July 04, 2021, 11:54:25 AM
I don't think they care, ntm it's probably a logistical nightmare getting people together as is...but so far they've consistently done 2, so yeah why not 4? you got double the people they usually have so it should be double the games they usually have at least for the first round.

Garrett wasn't playing with Purdy, straight ripped dudes throat out his neck. I think Garret will go far in this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 04, 2021, 12:12:34 PM
Can I step up a notification for when some better known people start playing? I don’t want to hate on these kids I just don’t want to sit through that many of these
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 04, 2021, 12:15:30 PM
Is Bam Margiela this guys actual name? I also noticed the real Bam is following him as well.
dawg...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: el chino on July 04, 2021, 12:32:44 PM
hes a goblin with zippyzam doodad plastic sunglasses while failing at life. looks like an extra out of jet set future radio that didnt make it

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbI8E6jz39I)

Get ready for this shitshow
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(https://i.ibb.co/B4Gc6MT/batb-1.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/7WQQdyh/batb-2.png)

(https://i.ibb.co/2WpTSyJ/batb-3.png)
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what an utterly embarrassing existence. i get that emptyheaded reality stars should be treated with pity like brain trauma victims but oof this is just. ugh
why didnt the caption the last trick a  fakie backside ollie bigspin inward heelflip to regular stace on this game then? Fuck this shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pango on July 04, 2021, 12:54:20 PM
I find it somewhat ironic that individuals who crave the attention of others and build their entire rep on social media (which thrives on said attention-seeking) buckle//get nerves/"aren't in the right headspace" when people actually give them attention.

Also, is that guy's hat the second coming of the famous Dr. Seuss hat that was so popular in some circles in the 90s?

agree, no sympathy here at all, these skaters have warm up time and it is not like they turn up there and play SKATE right away.  I youtubed Purdy and burberry on his clips he clearly could skate and is doing so much thing to "get eyes on me" at the park, alright man go land a kickflip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 04, 2021, 01:02:15 PM
Weird Ginner tried to triple flip but neither one of them even did a normal one. Even the best dudes miss that every now and again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on July 04, 2021, 01:22:29 PM
According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on July 04, 2021, 01:29:01 PM
These Influencer games are not good. Maybe this is a conspiracy by Berra to destroy the reputation these influencers have built up, as a way to bring skateboarding back to the days before Instagram Influencers were so prevalent and put the respect back in the names of the establishment.

I wouldn’t be mad at that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 04, 2021, 02:11:45 PM
According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.

That sounds just like this kid I went to middle school with who said he was getting sponsored by Osiris after they saw a flatground fakie bigflip and a video of him ollieing a 4 set on his Myspace page.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 04, 2021, 06:43:38 PM
Garrett Ginner is the type of guy who will stay up all night drinking Mountain Dew Code Red and watch every single one of his opponents clips so he'll know exactly what tricks to do in SKATE to guarantee victory.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on July 04, 2021, 08:27:34 PM
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According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.
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That sounds just like this kid I went to middle school with who said he was getting sponsored by Osiris after they saw a flatground fakie bigflip and a video of him ollieing a 4 set on his Myspace page.
This dude I used to skate with years ago who has really bad anxiety to the point he can’t work. His mom takes care of him financially at 30 years old. He just got lakai flow from his mom sending them a sponsor me video from 2008. He gets one pair of shoes a month but the whole thing is hilarious to me and proves how out of touch lakai is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on July 04, 2021, 08:33:34 PM
Garrett Ginner is the type of guy who will stay up all night drinking Mountain Dew Code Red and watch every single one of his opponents clips so he'll know exactly what tricks to do in SKATE to guarantee victory.

I’d respect that if he did
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on July 04, 2021, 09:10:04 PM
I had little clue who Roy Purdy even was until maybe just like five minutes ago when I did a quick YouTube search of him and I was like “oh, that neon dancing guy, huh..... ok”.

You could just tell that Garrett was gonna win by how Roy looked even just setting up for tricks. He looks mad uncomfortable on his board. Just look at how his arms and body looked right before popping that bs bigspin, you could just already tell that he was gonna miss it before even doing it.
As kooky as Garrett is he is actually pretty damn good at skating and he’s pretty crazy on flatground, I wouldn’t doubt if he took the whole thing.
Nice try Garrett. We’re on to you
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HORSES on July 05, 2021, 12:20:52 AM
According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.

What is this, Tampa AM 2003?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Giza Butler on July 05, 2021, 02:03:42 AM
I'm not going to watch this shitshow, but it seems that Borra has found a good format to make this boring format interesting again, even if it's for the worst.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: katnoaga on July 05, 2021, 03:41:44 AM
Were the dudes all wasted in that Last one
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: arthurspooner on July 05, 2021, 05:36:20 AM
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burberry publicly apologized on his insta story today
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LOL - What’s this dorks real name?

erik arteaga
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on July 05, 2021, 07:22:01 AM
Funny that everyone was complaining that the participants of batb in the last years were skating too good, too perfect almost like robots and now that the games are relatable again people are complaining again. In todays world with endless cool insta Clips and countless mindblowing video parts I like to see that not everyone can do Switch whatever Flips.

Also I think it was a smart move from Berra to integrate the so called influencers and start demystifying them.
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Post by: roba on July 05, 2021, 07:41:43 AM
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According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.
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What is this, Tampa AM 2003?

a+ reference
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 05, 2021, 07:53:33 AM
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According to Burb, a bunch of companies hit him up to sponsor him after that game but he’s not interested.  I’d dm him like a man and ask who, but I’m worried he’ll put a hex on me or something.
[close]

What is this, Tampa AM 2003?
“That was a career destroyer right there”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ketoacidosis on July 05, 2021, 07:58:28 AM
Funny that everyone was complaining that the participants of batb in the last years were skating too good, too perfect almost like robots and now that the games are relatable again people are complaining again. In todays world with endless cool insta Clips and countless mindblowing video parts I like to see that not everyone can do Switch whatever Flips.

Also I think it was a smart move from Berra to integrate the so called influencers and start demystifying them.

What about them needs demystifying? There's nothing beneath the surface with these guys that needs uncovering; they are the most accessible and vapid within this competition.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on July 05, 2021, 08:16:13 AM
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Funny that everyone was complaining that the participants of batb in the last years were skating too good, too perfect almost like robots and now that the games are relatable again people are complaining again. In todays world with endless cool insta Clips and countless mindblowing video parts I like to see that not everyone can do Switch whatever Flips.

Also I think it was a smart move from Berra to integrate the so called influencers and start demystifying them.
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What about them needs demystifying? There's nothing beneath the surface with these guys that needs uncovering; they are the most accessible and vapid within this competition.

Because often all you see from them is created by themselves so you only see the self created brand. They don't do demos or have to deal with tricky interview questions or team mates. Influencers create this perfect image of themselves without flaws and it is refreshing to see that bureberry e.g. cant pop kickflips
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 05, 2021, 08:26:56 AM
That’s Instagram for you
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DaleSr on July 05, 2021, 09:01:47 AM
I haven't watched BATB in years, but dude this Burberry kid got some wack style. Liberty spikes won't hide the fact that you got negative chin
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on July 05, 2021, 02:56:33 PM
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I find it somewhat ironic that individuals who crave the attention of others and build their entire rep on social media (which thrives on said attention-seeking) buckle//get nerves/"aren't in the right headspace" when people actually give them attention.

Also, is that guy's hat the second coming of the famous Dr. Seuss hat that was so popular in some circles in the 90s?
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agree, no sympathy here at all, these skaters have warm up time and it is not like they turn up there and play SKATE right away.  I youtubed Purdy and burberry on his clips he clearly could skate and is doing so much thing to "get eyes on me" at the park, alright man go land a kickflip.

yeah. dude whose entire existence seems predicated on 'PLEASE LOOK AT ME' decision making issuing a public apology for not being able to function when people are looking at them.

this is the darkest timeline.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Urtripping on July 05, 2021, 03:13:15 PM
I haven't watched BATB in years, but dude this Burberry kid got some wack style. Liberty spikes won't hide the fact that you got negative chin

This is Negative Chin, or NegaChin. Erry just doesn't have one at all... no chin and no kickflip.

(https://comicvine.gamespot.com/a/uploads/scale_small/11111/111113340/7753983-4782040477-42184.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 05, 2021, 03:30:17 PM
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Funny that everyone was complaining that the participants of batb in the last years were skating too good, too perfect almost like robots and now that the games are relatable again people are complaining again. In todays world with endless cool insta Clips and countless mindblowing video parts I like to see that not everyone can do Switch whatever Flips.

Also I think it was a smart move from Berra to integrate the so called influencers and start demystifying them.
[close]

What about them needs demystifying? There's nothing beneath the surface with these guys that needs uncovering; they are the most accessible and vapid within this competition.
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Because often all you see from them is created by themselves so you only see the self created brand. They don't do demos or have to deal with tricky interview questions or team mates. Influencers create this perfect image of themselves without flaws and it is refreshing to see that bureberry e.g. cant pop kickflips

I just rewatched this... The Burberry kid is actually pretty good. It seems like he just kinda wasn't taking it seriously enough. I believe his whole too nervous excuse actually.

I actually wanted him to win because I fuck with the spikey hair and Good Charlotte style. Although his necklace was truly awful and skating in dunks at BATB is a terrible move. Way too clunky. Get some Emerica Reynolds 3s.

The Sunny Suljic kid annoys me. Seems kind of full of himself.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: hamisonrye on July 05, 2021, 03:33:15 PM
I feel like Skate Moss current flat ground is better than Purdy and Burberry, lol.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 05, 2021, 03:59:09 PM
I wonder if he would've done better if he wasn't wearing brand new patent leather jordans? I feel like some of these "influencers" really goofed by agreeing to do this because the second they're up against an actual sponsored skater they're gonna get smoked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rubbrick on July 05, 2021, 04:04:37 PM
Real footage of Blueberry leaving the Berrics after the loss

https://youtu.be/zOTFwpA7n1M
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Don on July 05, 2021, 04:08:39 PM
I feel like Skate Moss current flat ground is better than Purdy and Burberry, lol.

She’s pretty good now tbh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Urtripping on July 05, 2021, 04:12:07 PM
In all honesty, I was completely shocked by how level headed Burberry Erry seemed, especially in the initial interview. Not what I was expecting, and it definitely felt good to have him humanized. I used to get all filled with unexplainable anger when I saw his clips, now I kinda laugh at them. And it feels a bit like laughing along with him, because he doesn't seem to take himself too seriously. His IG is corny as corny gets, but he's mellow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on July 05, 2021, 04:17:49 PM
Influencer killed the berries battle star
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 05, 2021, 04:20:45 PM
shirtless supreme bird boy vs stockx bird leg cyberpunk hosted by willy wonkas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 05, 2021, 04:44:11 PM
do you think the oompa loompas ever had orgies at the factory while covered in chocolate. i wouldnt drink from that river tbh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 05, 2021, 05:25:15 PM
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Funny that everyone was complaining that the participants of batb in the last years were skating too good, too perfect almost like robots and now that the games are relatable again people are complaining again. In todays world with endless cool insta Clips and countless mindblowing video parts I like to see that not everyone can do Switch whatever Flips.

Also I think it was a smart move from Berra to integrate the so called influencers and start demystifying them.
[close]

What about them needs demystifying? There's nothing beneath the surface with these guys that needs uncovering; they are the most accessible and vapid within this competition.
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Because often all you see from them is created by themselves so you only see the self created brand. They don't do demos or have to deal with tricky interview questions or team mates. Influencers create this perfect image of themselves without flaws and it is refreshing to see that bureberry e.g. cant pop kickflips
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I just rewatched this... The Burberry kid is actually pretty good. It seems like he just kinda wasn't taking it seriously enough. I believe his whole too nervous excuse actually.

I actually wanted him to win because I fuck with the spikey hair and Good Charlotte style. Although his necklace was truly awful and skating in dunks at BATB is a terrible move. Way too clunky. Get some Emerica Reynolds 3s.

The Sunny Suljic kid annoys me. Seems kind of full of himself.

you think sunny is full of himself but like burberry. holy christ on a cracker
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: j....soy..... on July 05, 2021, 05:31:24 PM
Id love to see Arin murder these fools.....or Ben Degros play a game of skate while reviewing a set of trucks.....
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: biaherl on July 05, 2021, 05:55:26 PM
Watching this video made me like Burberry even more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sgo12iQ-bdk

I'm a skateboarder I like skateboarding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhEsNDQsRkM
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on July 05, 2021, 09:59:10 PM
I don't understand those versus trick videos where it's something relatively hard like a nollie tre versus something which seems damn near impossible like the BS One-Foot 360.

Also is that annoying Johnny guy competing this time, seems like he and Sewa are always gonna take it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on July 05, 2021, 10:55:27 PM
Id love to see Arin murder these fools.....or Ben Degros play a game of skate while reviewing a set of trucks.....

Is Arin in this?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: j....soy..... on July 05, 2021, 11:06:01 PM
I don't think so, hope I'm wrong.....
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 06, 2021, 12:37:05 AM
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Id love to see Arin murder these fools.....or Ben Degros play a game of skate while reviewing a set of trucks.....
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Is Arin in this?

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is there anywhere a full picture of the entire bracket is posted? I checked the berrics site and only found videos linking to different brackets but not the whole thing.
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(https://i.imgur.com/kP89DL3.jpg)

yo, i gotchu. edited out the winners of the past two games to avoid spoilering and some other unnecessary shit.

not in it. unfortunately.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on July 06, 2021, 01:10:14 AM
Johnny Giger vs Chris Chann influencer final should be hype.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on July 06, 2021, 03:07:24 AM
Luan Oliveira VS Tom Asta and Ishod VS Carlos Ribeiro are 2 games I am really looking forward to see!

P-Rod VS Nyjah should also be interesting.

Also Stevie VS Creager.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Frank on July 06, 2021, 04:02:17 AM
ribs man, a true icon.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cherry on July 06, 2021, 04:38:20 AM
Sk8 moss uncle randy told me this year is a surprise, after the “final” Bobby lightning is coming out and if thought deerdick stopped skrating just wait…..

He’s been practicing flat ground non stop for the last 5 years training day and night. I heard he invented 5 new tricks and is gunna sweep
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on July 06, 2021, 04:41:35 AM
(https://ukskateforum.co.uk/uploads/default/optimized/3X/5/8/5867cf44eb8d62cf06f6ff68bdcad2f378afe754_2_324x500.png)

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noioso on July 06, 2021, 09:27:16 AM
Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on July 06, 2021, 09:43:19 AM
Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.

cody cepeda
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noioso on July 06, 2021, 09:52:27 AM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
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cody cepeda

Maybe I'm making this up but I don't think that's right because Cody was in the actual games. I think the Joes all played a game, and some dude beat them all, including Cody.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on July 06, 2021, 09:57:20 AM
Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.

Was this this kid with funky Huf socks doing pressure flip variations and all his homies were there celebrating him?
I swear this happened but I couldn't find it anymore. I remember watching it when it was released.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 06, 2021, 09:59:13 AM
Johnny Giger vs Chris Chann influencer final should be hype.

is chris really that consistent with flatground?
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 06, 2021, 10:01:35 AM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
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cody cepeda
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Maybe I'm making this up but I don't think that's right because Cody was in the actual games. I think the Joes all played a game, and some dude beat them all, including Cody.

Cepeda did win the Pros Vs. Joes series. That was BATB 7.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: duniwayRobber on July 06, 2021, 10:04:06 AM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
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cody cepeda

I love that he went back to the crusty midwest after that BATB. It's like he saw the sausage being made and thought 'I'll just go vegan'.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 06, 2021, 10:44:58 AM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
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cody cepeda
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I love that he went back to the crusty midwest after that BATB. It's like he saw the sausage being made and thought 'I'll just go vegan'.
I think cody was riding for soverign for a while too, but he had to get a job waiting tables at Dennys in LA and finally just said peace.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on July 06, 2021, 12:09:51 PM
so far these games have been one sided as fuck
these influencers getting exposed hard, half cant even heelflip ffs
stay free
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noioso on July 06, 2021, 03:34:02 PM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
[close]

Was this this kid with funky Huf socks doing pressure flip variations and all his homies were there celebrating him?
I swear this happened but I couldn't find it anymore. I remember watching it when it was released.

Yes, pretty sure that's it! So maybe we're not crazy. Seems to maybe be scrubbed.
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Post by: HiResDes on July 06, 2021, 03:36:01 PM
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Johnny Giger vs Chris Chann influencer final should be hype.
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is chris really that consistent with flatground?

Not exactly but he has the weird nerd shit that will put him over the top.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on July 07, 2021, 01:39:17 AM
for the culture
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQhgVQbAvjb/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on July 07, 2021, 02:55:20 AM
so far these games have been one sided as fuck
these influencers getting exposed hard, half cant even heelflip ffs
stay free

most of the pros in their itw would say that the pressure would be so high in this game due to the audience/silence/filming, it's not surprising that average people are not performing well in that setup. I just watched the game with burberry dude and you can see he's got his legs shaking, so i think it's quite impressive what he's been able to pull off in that setup. T
here's a big difference between skating at the park with your homies and performing in front of an audience, being evaluated & filmed. I know i probably couldn't even ollie in that situation.
Sunny on the other hand, a kid actor, is so used to this, he doesn't even care. This is true for contests in general though, people's reaction to pressure/audience/evaluation makes a decisive difference
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on July 07, 2021, 03:47:51 AM
defending attention whores when they finally get the attention and can't manage it

fuck that
sincerely

he can't skate but tries to exist with 4 tricks, heinous filming and stockX shoes
skateboarding is better without him (and the current berrics)
tell the kids before they all want Cariumas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Freelancevagrant on July 07, 2021, 03:51:13 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/PJWbHN2x/376820-F7-F6-B8-45-A2-AAB1-0-A508-BA0-F8-E1.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on July 07, 2021, 04:02:24 AM
it's not a phase dad i hate you
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lisa96 on July 07, 2021, 04:54:22 AM
let's embrace the youth, would love to see a skater inspired by hesh baca
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 07, 2021, 05:09:46 AM
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Johnny Giger vs Chris Chann influencer final should be hype.
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is chris really that consistent with flatground?

I think so. he participated to the battle of berrics already and performed pretty well too. Also he is now use to beeing kind of cameras and stuff like that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on July 07, 2021, 05:40:01 AM
I can only think of JP from Grandma's boy when I see this "BurberryErry" fellow. I can only imagine his mannerisms are similar, he just gives off that vibe so hard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on July 07, 2021, 10:23:56 AM
defending attention whores when they finally get the attention and can't manage it

fuck that
sincerely


For a fact I wouldn't do any better under the slightest pressure.

But fuck influencers.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on July 07, 2021, 12:09:40 PM
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defending attention whores when they finally get the attention and can't manage it

fuck that
sincerely

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For a fact I wouldn't do any better under the slightest pressure.

But fuck influencers.

Dunno, some people work better under pressure
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: duniwayRobber on July 07, 2021, 01:20:38 PM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
[close]

cody cepeda
[close]

I love that he went back to the crusty midwest after that BATB. It's like he saw the sausage being made and thought 'I'll just go vegan'.
[close]
I think cody was riding for soverign for a while too, but he had to get a job waiting tables at Dennys in LA and finally just said peace.

Ahhh, so he saw the sausage being cooked and sucked f-this.

It's amazing how much of our life's success/failure boils down to 'right place, right time'.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tortfeasor on July 07, 2021, 01:23:54 PM
im just going to be open- i unironically enjoy burberry erry.  i think he's an amazing performance artist and his schtick cracks me up.  i could go either way on his skating but his weird goth kid videos are amazing.  there is a video he put up a month ago of him driving to some weird castle in a sports car that is brilliantly stupid and highly enjoyable.. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 07, 2021, 02:18:27 PM
im just going to be open- i unironically enjoy burberry erry.  i think he's an amazing performance artist and his schtick cracks me up.  i could go either way on his skating but his weird goth kid videos are amazing.  there is a video he put up a month ago of him driving to some weird castle in a sports car that is brilliantly stupid and highly enjoyable..

This is the honesty slap needs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: valuecommonsense on July 07, 2021, 05:08:48 PM
In all fairness kickflip is the worst trick in skate for me, it's a easy enough trick that i always try to super pop and bone in a game of skate and i end up missing it more often then a hard trick that i don't expect myself to pop a foot high with a perfect bone and catch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on July 08, 2021, 07:46:09 AM
Batb 12 < this thread
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Post by: versacekid420 on July 08, 2021, 07:52:20 AM
Batb 12 < this thread
yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on July 08, 2021, 08:18:37 AM
im just going to be open- i unironically enjoy burberry erry.  i think he's an amazing performance artist and his schtick cracks me up.  i could go either way on his skating but his weird goth kid videos are amazing.  there is a video he put up a month ago of him driving to some weird castle in a sports car that is brilliantly stupid and highly enjoyable..
lol he clearly has us all captivated
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: arrbee on July 08, 2021, 09:39:22 AM
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im just going to be open- i unironically enjoy burberry erry.  i think he's an amazing performance artist and his schtick cracks me up.  i could go either way on his skating but his weird goth kid videos are amazing.  there is a video he put up a month ago of him driving to some weird castle in a sports car that is brilliantly stupid and highly enjoyable..
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This is the honesty slap needs

I fuck with dude. I enjoy that he skates in hypebeast shoes and crazy designer outfits.

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/lO7SwVeGoKwK7ouasEJQJ0c0hbV6hPnlquXrY7q5D2ndaM7gurjV7_GAnf5HvWwJYK4AzFyeCfJRRDqPHEZBWuHR_EhZLrKdsKz5R1VjGSSDdjr0efHn8ZeowahBdxAMJUwCvlUoSCzV6A)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on July 08, 2021, 09:55:21 AM
im just going to be open- i unironically enjoy burberry erry.  i think he's an amazing performance artist and his schtick cracks me up.  i could go either way on his skating but his weird goth kid videos are amazing.  there is a video he put up a month ago of him driving to some weird castle in a sports car that is brilliantly stupid and highly enjoyable..

Hmm. Of course this dude would secretly be a slap pal.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickheaddickhead on July 08, 2021, 10:37:11 AM
Whoever has made the most trick tip videos is gonna win, obviously
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 08, 2021, 10:59:06 AM
https://youtu.be/g5lJ_m-aLjo

This kid Eamon Semoji grew up in Camden Maine but he claims Kansas City

He just say fakie full cab??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 08, 2021, 11:15:25 AM
https://youtu.be/g5lJ_m-aLjo

This kid Eamon Semoji grew up in Camden Maine but he claims Kansas City

He just say fakie full cab??

You think they’d have corrected him before they made the video lol.

It’s called a fakie backside full caballarial 360 kickflip buddy cmon
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on July 08, 2021, 11:32:08 AM
"A Forcible trick"
smh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on July 08, 2021, 12:05:46 PM
I always get Chris Chann and John Hill confused, they occupy the same slot in my mind, but I guess Chris Chann is significantly less kooky? And in a ”better headspace”…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 08, 2021, 12:45:25 PM
I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he showed me a porn and said "I bet you got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DaleSr on July 08, 2021, 01:38:19 PM
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted

I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.

Yo dj run that back
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 08, 2021, 02:04:17 PM
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted
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I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



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I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
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Yo dj run that back

Just in case, Rudy was a year older than me, not an old guy. That would have been way weirder. I realized I made so many typos, I am tired
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 08, 2021, 04:07:09 PM
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Batb 12 < this thread
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yeah forreal. i look more forward to this thread being updated than i do the actual games of skate being posted
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I'm so excited for the Olympics thread on here, it's gonna be a shit show



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I like chris chann, there I said it. I used to watch him when 6 years ago when I got into skating. I did not know anything about skate stuff, exept Girl and Chocolate because when I was 13 a guy called Rudy showed me the Yeah Right intro with Biebel and the invisible kicker. Ten min after that he played me a porn and said "I bet a got a boner don't you aha". Good times.
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Yo dj run that back
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Just in case, Rudy was a year older than me, not an old guy. That would have been way weirder. I realized I made so many typos, I am tired

I remember being in high school, freshman year on the track team. we were on a trip, the other people in the hotel room put on a porno, then made fun of me for having a boner. like wtf its a pretty natural reaction lol

im not sure how this is BATB related but i love where this thread has gone lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 08, 2021, 04:16:11 PM
Ten mins after that he played me a porn
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 08, 2021, 05:04:20 PM
Did you guys end up exploring each other's bodies?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lysdexia on July 08, 2021, 05:51:01 PM
chris chann is cool and i hope he does well, he's pretty fucken good at flatground
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on July 09, 2021, 07:44:50 AM
Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/454/1524114694302.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on July 09, 2021, 07:58:48 AM
Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/454/1524114694302.jpg)

what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on July 09, 2021, 08:00:56 AM
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Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/454/1524114694302.jpg)
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what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.
That's exactly what it is. It's Chris Chan's "original" character Sonichu.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Salmon Agah on July 09, 2021, 08:44:45 AM
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Chris Chann is somewhat an unfortunate name in this internet driven age (yeah, I'm pretty late on the ball for this joke).
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/454/1524114694302.jpg)
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what's going on w/ that necklace? seems like some kind of deranged mash-up of the pokemon character pikachu and SEGA mascot sonic.
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That's exactly what it is. It's Chris Chan's "original" character Sonichu.

This was the only Chris Chan I was aware of until today. Guess I really am becoming out of touch
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 09, 2021, 09:34:57 AM
4 battles so far and the guy on the left side of the youtube thumbnail won every time.
Pretty sure the next 2 battles will be the same (Chris Chann and Becker Dunn)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on July 09, 2021, 01:26:54 PM
4 battles so far and the guy on the left side of the youtube thumbnail won every time.
Pretty sure the next 2 battles will be the same (Chris Chann and Becker Dunn)
Now THAT is some meth-level observation. You are clearly the PAL we need keeping an eye on these shenanigans.
Shalom, @goodatmeth .
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 09, 2021, 03:17:12 PM
they'd better pick up the fuckin pace with these games. we have 57 games left so 28 more weeks plus finals night build up. kill me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 09, 2021, 03:39:39 PM
if you don't pay attention to the weird voice over and dramatization of the game throught music and all, this was pretty tight game of skate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTVSw-bjJE&ab_channel=SLS
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 09, 2021, 08:18:21 PM
they'd better pick up the fuckin pace with these games. we have 57 games left so 28 more weeks plus finals night build up. kill me.

Doesn't seem like they're gonna speed up anything. Probably running some analytics week to week. Don't want to mess up the spreadsheets.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on July 10, 2021, 04:06:21 AM
Wake me up when it's time for Stevie Williams vs Ronnie Creager. The only battle I'm interested in. Although, this thread is pretty funny so will probably follow it daily anyway. SLAP >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Borrocs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DaleSr on July 10, 2021, 04:09:23 AM
(https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/b539ecc6-1211-40f0-bec9-8fa21b329b33/d8ei8ci-64c12e69-28d1-4aba-96c2-a9e846cedc1d.png/v1/fill/w_600,h_714,q_75,strp/sonichu_senpai___colored_by_myuutsufan-d8ei8ci.png?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJpc3MiOiJ1cm46YXBwOjdlMGQxODg5ODIyNjQzNzNhNWYwZDQxNWVhMGQyNmUwIiwic3ViIjoidXJuOmFwcDo3ZTBkMTg4OTgyMjY0MzczYTVmMGQ0MTVlYTBkMjZlMCIsImF1ZCI6WyJ1cm46c2VydmljZTppbWFnZS5vcGVyYXRpb25zIl0sIm9iaiI6W1t7InBhdGgiOiIvZi9iNTM5ZWNjNi0xMjExLTQwZjAtYmVjOS04ZmEyMWIzMjliMzMvZDhlaThjaS02NGMxMmU2OS0yOGQxLTRhYmEtOTZjMi1hOWU4NDZjZWRjMWQucG5nIiwid2lkdGgiOiI8PTYwMCIsImhlaWdodCI6Ijw9NzE0In1dXX0.Y-aMnPN9jIIOflXFGobYXtCcEWYz3ENUM9DoFch7TJA)

SONICHUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 10, 2021, 06:50:09 AM
if you don't pay attention to the weird voice over and dramatization of the game throught music and all, this was pretty tight game of skate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTVSw-bjJE&ab_channel=SLS

the dashawn vs prod battle at the end was fucking amazing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 10, 2021, 08:45:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo)

I'm lost for words
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 10, 2021, 08:47:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo)

I'm lost for words

kickflip jitters are real
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on July 10, 2021, 09:31:30 AM
When Chris missed his first kickflip I literally shouted out loud “You beat Chris fucking Cole come on”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on July 10, 2021, 09:33:55 AM
Chris was so damn nervous, he's gonna smoked next round if he skates like that again lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on July 10, 2021, 09:57:26 AM
is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might
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Post by: FatGuy92 on July 10, 2021, 10:02:24 AM
is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might

Can't remember games from previous years but that Burberry kid got a letter on a kickflip last week
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gab on July 10, 2021, 10:04:11 AM
I really wish they didn’t still read the rules.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on July 10, 2021, 10:10:00 AM
Here's a theory:  By missing a kickflip and exclaiming "A KICKFLIP", he was trying to gain core cred by doing a PJ WHL homage.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: k-nutz on July 10, 2021, 10:12:08 AM
When Chris missed his first kickflip I literally shouted out loud “You beat Chris fucking Cole come on”

I was thinking he must have a tweaked ankle or something. That's what happened to Nate Sherwood during the original es game of skate VS koston.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on July 10, 2021, 10:31:45 AM
I really wish they didn’t still read the rules.
I always thought it was an excuse for Borra to get more camera time, but now the rules are being read by some randoms.

It’s even dumber now that Joslin won BATB11 on a trick with multiple offensive toe drags
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 10, 2021, 10:36:12 AM
I can't believe they still mention the "no malto manual shit". it was like an inside joke from a single game about 4 years ago and wasn't even funny at the time. It's so embarrassing to still hear it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SkollieJol on July 10, 2021, 11:32:02 AM
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When Chris missed his first kickflip I literally shouted out loud “You beat Chris fucking Cole come on”
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I was thinking he must have a tweaked ankle or something. That's what happened to Nate Sherwood during the original es game of skate VS koston.
Nate Sherwood vs Koston? Now that's something I gotta see.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rein on July 10, 2021, 12:06:34 PM
is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might

Lem missed one against Mike Mo in BATB4
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on July 10, 2021, 12:42:46 PM
this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 10, 2021, 01:52:15 PM
this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me

Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 10, 2021, 02:56:56 PM
I saw a pair of cariumas in the wild today. I blame this.

Do yourself a favor and don't ever look at the cariuma website. I made that mistake and now I am plagued with cariuma ads online and even got sent a mailer within a week of visiting the website. I have no idea how they got my address and mailed me crap so fast.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lisa96 on July 10, 2021, 03:18:57 PM
i'd rock these

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2495/5044/products/oca-low-black-canvas-sneaker.slideshow1.jpg?v=1623917025)
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 10, 2021, 03:23:32 PM
i'd rock these

(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2495/5044/products/oca-low-black-canvas-sneaker.slideshow1.jpg?v=1623917025)

Ewww canvas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on July 10, 2021, 04:20:56 PM
Eamon has a sick flick. I wish he had landed the hardflip, it would look awesome.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 10, 2021, 05:50:50 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s

PJ first letter on fakie varial heal.  I feel like that trick doesn't show up too often.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on July 10, 2021, 06:22:07 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s

That was such a sick match. These ones are my favorites-

Dennis skates so fast and slaughters some flatground:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw7cwIdU94

They're friends goofing off but Rickk and MJ just have two of the best styles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8E_LwaRZ6U&t=11s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ray C. Usery on July 10, 2021, 06:31:17 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s
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PJ first letter on fakie varial heal.  I feel like that trick doesn't show up too often.

I was like
Ain't nobody gonna beat Dashawn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlTVSw-bjJE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on July 10, 2021, 07:01:20 PM
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is it the first time someone misses/get a letter on a kickflip in BATB ? i think it might
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Can't remember games from previous years but that Burberry kid got a letter on a kickflip last week
It’s happened at least 4-5 times over the years. Happened a few times during WBATB
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on July 10, 2021, 07:04:36 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s

Damn that battle Was  just  like the Burberry one this year..
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on July 10, 2021, 10:34:45 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s
I feel like I’ve never seen a 540 flip since that. Or Jimmy Carlin, I had happily forgotten about him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on July 10, 2021, 10:36:43 PM
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this game  was really boring but then youtube proposed me the p-rod vs pj  ladd game and it really made up  for it.

also thanks to the batb historians for correcting me
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Just watched that one.

Wow
 
Has to be the best game ever

https://youtu.be/R8gV-FDUC8s
[close]

That was such a sick match. These ones are my favorites-

Dennis skates so fast and slaughters some flatground:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIw7cwIdU94

They're friends goofing off but Rickk and MJ just have two of the best styles:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8E_LwaRZ6U&t=11s
https://youtu.be/I53qCjASwks
Still my favorite game of skate ever

At least this new game of skate was halfway decent
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on July 10, 2021, 10:38:12 PM
I don’t understand these completely random people reading the rules this year.

Like why are they there? It’s not like it’s a packed house and the hottest event in town, there’s like 20 people attending these. Are they paying Borra for the opportunity to push their instagram? Or like clout for clout?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 10, 2021, 10:50:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lMChdHFflo)

I'm lost for words

That was pretty much a game at my local park with the homies. I'm not sure if that is a good or a bad thing ^^
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on July 11, 2021, 12:18:53 AM
So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on July 11, 2021, 02:26:25 AM
So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this

i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes in
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 11, 2021, 02:29:41 AM
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So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
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i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes

Kickflips are the hardest warm up tricks

I can usually Tre flip and backside flip in a sesh before a smooth kickflip.

I think it's because there's so little going on... In the technique... There's more room for error
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on July 11, 2021, 04:32:39 AM
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So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
[close]

i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes in
New leather shoes also change my flick mechanics. I have a very Dylan like kickflip naturally with my mechanics (nowhere near as beautiful or high), but we do them mechanically the same. I remember when I skated in these Cariumas it gave me Chann flick, and I remember one time I did like a perfectly Chann esque kickflip over a 2-3 foot tall rail from flat, and it’s prolly the best kickflip I’ve ever done.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on July 11, 2021, 05:05:57 AM
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So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
[close]

i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes in
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New leather shoes also change my flick mechanics. I have a very Dylan like kickflip naturally with my mechanics (nowhere near as beautiful or high), but we do them mechanically the same. I remember when I skated in these Cariumas it gave me Chann flick, and I remember one time I did like a perfectly Chann esque kickflip over a 2-3 foot tall rail from flat, and it’s prolly the best kickflip I’ve ever done.

try the metal toed worker shoes next, kickflips just hit different in those
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 11, 2021, 05:52:05 AM
So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this

They are just super stressed out. You can sense that from all the game, it's a big deal for all of them. They basically all say the same thing " I grew up watching the battle at the berrics, it's a dream blablabla" so it adds more pressure. Also doing a game of skate in a silent warehouse while 20 people are watching must me weird.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on July 11, 2021, 07:31:41 AM
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So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
[close]

i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes in
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New leather shoes also change my flick mechanics. I have a very Dylan like kickflip naturally with my mechanics (nowhere near as beautiful or high), but we do them mechanically the same. I remember when I skated in these Cariumas it gave me Chann flick, and I remember one time I did like a perfectly Chann esque kickflip over a 2-3 foot tall rail from flat, and it’s prolly the best kickflip I’ve ever done.

how would you say your mechanics are when wearing boots? does that have any sort of effect on your form?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on July 11, 2021, 08:04:26 AM
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So it is really true: Youtube / Instagram kids cant land a propper kickflip, but will Land 10/10 switch big flips. These games are shit, I cant believe I watch this
[close]

i'm by no means a fan of chris chann, i hate his youtube content, but he's good at skating and can do proper kickflips, i'm guessing he had brand new leather shoes on for that game or something, my first few kickflip attempts look very similar when i'm breaking new shoes in
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New leather shoes also change my flick mechanics. I have a very Dylan like kickflip naturally with my mechanics (nowhere near as beautiful or high), but we do them mechanically the same. I remember when I skated in these Cariumas it gave me Chann flick, and I remember one time I did like a perfectly Chann esque kickflip over a 2-3 foot tall rail from flat, and it’s prolly the best kickflip I’ve ever done.
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how would you say your mechanics are when wearing boots? does that have any sort of effect on your form?

(https://media.tenor.com/images/97eca92713c442d2a484e7a8de9cdcc7/tenor.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 11, 2021, 08:20:05 AM
Skip the first 90 seconds..

https://youtu.be/tZtC3_AJGcc

The game was good tho. Unpopular opinion, the last trick is lame.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 11, 2021, 08:22:06 AM
they actually made an impossible rule hahahaha
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on July 11, 2021, 08:40:17 AM
Skip the first 90 seconds..

https://youtu.be/tZtC3_AJGcc

The game was good tho. Unpopular opinion, the last trick is lame.
Best game so far.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lavachebeadsman on July 11, 2021, 09:47:34 AM
The Becker/Ray game was good, bummed Eamon didn’t bear Chann. Eamon is a really cool kid and an actual skate rat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ric Leonetti on July 11, 2021, 11:22:11 AM
Good job by Burberry refereeing! On olympics?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on July 11, 2021, 12:17:04 PM
Extra points granted for reverse death blows
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on July 11, 2021, 12:18:50 PM
Good job by Burberry refereeing! On olympics?
heard he’s announcing the next rick owens catwalk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 11, 2021, 12:39:47 PM
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: georgethecat on July 11, 2021, 12:46:03 PM
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.

Now we can move on to billionaires paying zero taxes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 11, 2021, 12:47:56 PM
Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.

Really wondering how they're gonna do that. Deciding what's a proper impossible and what isn't is straight forward, but what about the 3shuvs? If i try to do an impossible and fail, a weird 360shuv happens and my backfoot kind of leaves the board, but not fully. I always call it the possible and hate it. But a lot of people actually do their 3shuvs like that it seems.
Maybe only count the exaggerated front foot catch with your back foot behind the tail?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: busch on July 11, 2021, 03:27:24 PM
“plug black Monday season 3”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 11, 2021, 04:22:20 PM
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Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.
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Now we can move on to billionaires paying zero taxes.

changing berrics rules can only do so much

unless there is a "opponent must kill bezos and redistribute his money in order to successfully defend against a kickflip" or something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lisa96 on July 11, 2021, 04:56:48 PM
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: georgethecat on July 11, 2021, 05:43:55 PM
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit

At some point you must accept your station as a retired twink and make way for the up-and-comers.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on July 11, 2021, 05:52:31 PM
too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit

Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on July 11, 2021, 06:05:46 PM
A three shuv with a little back foot contact is still a three shuv. If the board gets dangerously vertical and your nuts are risk, that’s an impossible.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on July 11, 2021, 08:04:52 PM
Berra with the drunk uncle vibes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on July 11, 2021, 08:20:30 PM
Berra with the drunk uncle vibes
The “dunkle” you never asked for, but some how wound up with.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: humanflies on July 11, 2021, 08:36:45 PM
New rule: Impossibles gotta look like Deedz's impossibles, if not they're just 350 Shuvvits
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 11, 2021, 09:12:02 PM
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Berra with the drunk uncle vibes
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The “dunkle” you never asked for, but some how wound up with.

Drunkle texting skate moss at 2 am “you up?”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on July 12, 2021, 07:36:37 AM
Berra over editor's shoulder while watching playback of footage:

"OK keep my entire speech in. I don't care if it's two minutes. The people have to know. It stays. Also, make sure you can hear me exclaim something after every trick. It sets the tone and conveys the energy in the room. Like keep me mic'd up. OK. The ending speech too. That stays as well. OH BLACK MONDAY BLACK MONDAY. We need to plug Black Monday. Nice. Time to upload!!"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on July 12, 2021, 04:45:35 PM
Berra over editor's shoulder while watching playback of footage:

"OK keep my entire speech in. I don't care if it's two minutes. The people have to know. It stays. Also, make sure you can hear me exclaim something after every trick. It sets the tone and conveys the energy in the room. Like keep me mic'd up. OK. The ending speech too. That stays as well. OH BLACK MONDAY BLACK MONDAY. We need to plug Black Monday. Nice. Time to upload!!"
As far as wardbrobe is concerned, I'm just gonna wear the free zip up Showtime sent me that I've been sleeping in. That and some aqua socks with cargo shorts. Going for a kind of out of work Navy Seal vibe. But keep the camera on me as much as humanly possible!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on July 12, 2021, 07:54:54 PM
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Crazy it took 14 years for the Impossible/360 shove loophole to get closed.
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Really wondering how they're gonna do that. Deciding what's a proper impossible and what isn't is straight forward, but what about the 3shuvs? If i try to do an impossible and fail, a weird 360shuv happens and my backfoot kind of leaves the board, but not fully. I always call it the possible and hate it. But a lot of people actually do their 3shuvs like that it seems.
Maybe only count the exaggerated front foot catch with your back foot behind the tail?
You’ll know an impossible when you see it.
Everything else is a 360 shuv
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chuckles on July 12, 2021, 07:55:12 PM
How is there not a huge Ross® banner hanging up in the Berrics yet?   I've got a feeling that's where most of these Cariumas are gonna end up.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_reacharound on July 13, 2021, 02:50:41 AM
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too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
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Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here

Nick Dompierre vs all of the influencers at once

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRB1RTTjvRu/
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on July 13, 2021, 03:04:40 AM
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too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
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Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here
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Nick Dompierre vs all of the influencers at once

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRB1RTTjvRu/

What the hell

https://youtu.be/fwQqBdbJdnw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: duniwayRobber on July 13, 2021, 08:36:22 AM
He just needs to push it a little harder and he'll age gracefully like this.

(https://www.oldest.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/Jim-Arrington.jpeg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on July 13, 2021, 01:23:52 PM

Jimmy Carlin, I had happily forgotten about him.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 13, 2021, 02:10:39 PM
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Jimmy Carlin, I had happily forgotten about him.

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Dude used to be on some like “land everything perfect and robotic as fuck” type shit, like similar to the P-Rods and Mike Mos of the late 00s as far as style goes, just one of those types of skaters, but then got all fat and lazy and shitty out of nowhere. Just one of those cases where I think the industry and all the ins and outs of it just wore him out and and he got burnt out and it made him not give a shit anymore. Well, either that or booze.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 13, 2021, 03:23:00 PM
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on July 13, 2021, 03:59:33 PM
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.

Yeah I feel Borra is going to hire Logan Paul and Mikey Alfred to make a Hollywood Blockbuster titled, Battle at the Berrics: The Kickflips Just Kept Rotating

Starring: Malto Manual Shit, Zion Wright, and for some reason Aaron Kyro
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mclovin1336 on July 14, 2021, 12:00:44 AM
I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.

Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeapsCool on July 14, 2021, 01:27:38 AM
I love BATB. However most of these B Rabbit looking motherfuckers I don't give a shit about. Bring back Mike Mo v Shane.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on July 14, 2021, 01:35:31 AM
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically

Please just love a good car wreck.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on July 14, 2021, 11:44:19 AM
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically

I think mainly because BATB had some good shit in the past, there is the hope of some gold skate battle in a sea of bullshit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 14, 2021, 12:19:13 PM
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically
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I think mainly because BATB had some good shit in the past, there is the hope of some gold skate battle in a sea of bullshit

Yeah even though the berrics are lame now, people still wanna see pros with amazing flatground skills play some games.
Really we all just want the eS game of skate back
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on July 14, 2021, 02:10:19 PM
I find games of skate stupid, and boring to watch, but damn, that PJ Ladd vs PRod one was something else.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jorge on July 14, 2021, 02:50:21 PM
I find games of skate stupid, and boring to watch, but damn, that PJ Ladd vs PRod one was something else.
Let's update it! Flat tech precision in a park is boring for most.
-ledge or obstacle skate is the obvious one
-hi speed only-tricks dont count unless done over 15 mph
-circus trick only game, any kickflips/360 flips/switch heels etc are not allowed. 
-vert pro only games.  Bucky vs. Rune on flat! 

open to any and all suggestions.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on July 14, 2021, 03:39:06 PM
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I find games of skate stupid, and boring to watch, but damn, that PJ Ladd vs PRod one was something else.
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Let's update it! Flat tech precision in a park is boring for most.
-ledge or obstacle skate is the obvious one
-hi speed only-tricks dont count unless done over 15 mph
-circus trick only game, any kickflips/360 flips/switch heels etc are not allowed. 
-vert pro only games.  Bucky vs. Rune on flat! 

open to any and all suggestions.

Curb game of skate. Not just slappies. Get some real creative curb stylers.

Neil Blender, John Lucero, Dune, Tom Knox (old one).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 14, 2021, 03:46:07 PM
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I find games of skate stupid, and boring to watch, but damn, that PJ Ladd vs PRod one was something else.
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Let's update it! Flat tech precision in a park is boring for most.
-ledge or obstacle skate is the obvious one
-hi speed only-tricks dont count unless done over 15 mph
-circus trick only game, any kickflips/360 flips/switch heels etc are not allowed. 
-vert pro only games.  Bucky vs. Rune on flat! 

open to any and all suggestions.
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Curb game of skate. Not just slappies. Get some real creative curb stylers.

Neil Blender, John Lucero, Dune, Tom Knox (old one).

Dune sucks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on July 15, 2021, 02:30:31 AM
I would be interested in a Gustav vs New Tom Knox game of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mclovin1336 on July 15, 2021, 03:30:56 AM
I would be interested in a Gustav vs New Tom Knox game of skate.

like in a quick feet version or a traditional one?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Copthorne14 on July 15, 2021, 08:18:33 AM
https://youtu.be/qTfULVrs3jg

I guess they are switching up the brackets this week. Good to see some more known and less kooky skaters. I wonder if this lends credence to the theory that the scientology lot poosied out (Giger has uploaded some vid about batb so it seems at least he is still in it).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pango on July 15, 2021, 08:21:10 AM
https://youtu.be/qTfULVrs3jg

I guess they are switching up the brackets this week. Good to see some more known and less kooky skaters. I wonder if this lends credence to the theory that the scientology lot poosied out (Giger has uploaded some vid about batb so it seems at least he is still in it).

Not going to lie, I've been watching this BATB12 because of the kooky shitty influencers, it's like a circus watching them fuck up and stuff
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 15, 2021, 08:24:51 AM
https://youtu.be/qTfULVrs3jg

I guess they are switching up the brackets this week. Good to see some more known and less kooky skaters. I wonder if this lends credence to the theory that the scientology lot poosied out (Giger has uploaded some vid about batb so it seems at least he is still in it).

What shoes is torey wearing?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on July 15, 2021, 08:33:20 AM
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
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Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically
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I think mainly because BATB had some good shit in the past, there is the hope of some gold skate battle in a sea of bullshit
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Yeah even though the berrics are lame now, people still wanna see pros with amazing flatground skills play some games.
Really we all just want the eS game of skate back
Kelly?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on July 15, 2021, 08:53:45 AM
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I have a feeling this is going to be the last batb and perhaps the end of the berrics. As soon as hypebeast is tired of carrying them.
[close]

Hopefully, to be honest, I'm pretty surprised that BATB is gettin that much attention in general and on slap specifically
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I think mainly because BATB had some good shit in the past, there is the hope of some gold skate battle in a sea of bullshit
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Yeah even though the berrics are lame now, people still wanna see pros with amazing flatground skills play some games.
Really we all just want the eS game of skate back
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Kelly?

After watching wee man episode of 9club, had to chuckle when he said when he hates when people roll up to him and want to play skate. 

Would be dope too see wee man in a BATB
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: duniwayRobber on July 15, 2021, 08:57:26 AM
Is there anyone more deserving than Malto of the 'Cannot believe he's still around' award?

His footage is never dissappointing (to me), I'm just caught off guard that he's made through the many cuts at Craig and that silly shoe company.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on July 15, 2021, 09:08:50 AM
Is there anyone more deserving than Malto of the 'Cannot believe he's still around' award?

His footage is never dissappointing (to me), I'm just caught off guard that he's made through the many cuts at Craig and that silly shoe company.
What “cuts” at Craig are we referring to?
The ones where the creeps get weeded out?
Seems like they’ve still got Kenneth on their roster, so you must be referring to the Yonnie incident, yeah? Maybe the Bubble one w/ the homeless guy?
Malto must’ve been keeping his nose clean through theses quiet last few years. Barring a PR backlash, it seems like Craig keeps people on forever. Looking at Crob, Jeron, Eldy, Brophy; you know… all those “productive” dude’s that are pumping out footy? Pretty much HALF their collective squads, actually.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 15, 2021, 10:12:30 AM
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I find games of skate stupid, and boring to watch, but damn, that PJ Ladd vs PRod one was something else.
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Let's update it! Flat tech precision in a park is boring for most.
-ledge or obstacle skate is the obvious one
-hi speed only-tricks dont count unless done over 15 mph
-circus trick only game, any kickflips/360 flips/switch heels etc are not allowed. 
-vert pro only games.  Bucky vs. Rune on flat! 

open to any and all suggestions.
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Curb game of skate. Not just slappies. Get some real creative curb stylers.

Neil Blender, John Lucero, Dune, Tom Knox (old one).

Where do I have to sign to attend this? And no, I don't wanna wear Cariuma's Steve.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on July 15, 2021, 11:02:20 AM
I would be interested in a Gustav vs New Tom Knox game of skate.

Even though i love Tom i don't think he will stand a chance against Gustav. Would love to see suciu against gustav. Preferably on a Ledge or curb
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kneebone on July 15, 2021, 11:56:18 AM
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I guess they are switching up the brackets this week. Good to see some more known and less kooky skaters. I wonder if this lends credence to the theory that the scientology lot poosied out (Giger has uploaded some vid about batb so it seems at least he is still in it).
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What shoes is torey wearing?
green/white/red halfcabs that have some kind of special label where the normal halfcab tag is.  He's wearing them here too
https://www.instagram.com/p/CRKWhFLHty_/
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on July 15, 2021, 12:02:09 PM
What do you reckon Crobs play will be on this BATB bullshit then? Wacky Koston Tampa run or a try-hard last hoo-rah to prove his worth on the choc team?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 15, 2021, 12:12:53 PM
What do you reckon Crobs play will be on this BATB bullshit then? Wacky Koston Tampa run or a try-hard last hoo-rah to prove his worth on the choc team?

He’s probably gonna pull that Legion of Doom shit where he has 27 kids behind him but only 4 or 5 of them actually try to do tricks after he bails a half cab flip and plays it off like he’s not trying
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on July 15, 2021, 12:52:31 PM
I actually have to say, that BATB where Chris Roberts Legion of Doom was introduced was the exact moment i decided berrics was too god damned corny and i was never clicking the site again. never watched another clip from them after that. i think that was why it took me so long to get into 9 club was cause i had ptsd from that clip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside on July 16, 2021, 03:25:29 AM
there are two f's in the word off. you fucking retards. bring back buttery doonovan yo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside on July 16, 2021, 03:28:43 AM
i cant thank you all enough for introducing me to my new favorite skater the falcon
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on July 16, 2021, 03:36:06 AM
there are two f's in the word off. you fucking retards. bring back buttery doonovan yo
someone came in swinging
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dunc on July 16, 2021, 03:59:17 AM
Just ditch the rules for fucks sake.  Have we still hatred for a street grab or no comply ? Gee this isn't 1993.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on July 16, 2021, 06:26:51 AM
doonovan
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sharky on July 16, 2021, 06:53:54 AM
Just ditch the rules for fucks sake.  Have we still hatred for a street grab or no comply ? Gee this isn't 1993.

Grabs, no complies and other "creative" tricks(Street plants, etc) can get very esoteric. This rule seeks to level the playing field by having the skaters use a standardized bag of tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 16, 2021, 06:59:01 AM
Just ditch the rules for fucks sake.  Have we still hatred for a street grab or no comply ? Gee this isn't 1993.

Have you seen the pants people are wearing lately?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Salmon Agah on July 16, 2021, 07:53:46 AM
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Just ditch the rules for fucks sake.  Have we still hatred for a street grab or no comply ? Gee this isn't 1993.
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Grabs, no complies and other "creative" tricks(Street plants, etc) can get very esoteric. This rule seeks to level the playing field by having the skaters use a standardized bag of tricks.

I would think that, even since the inception of the Berrics, these types of tricks have been less stigmatized/ "standardized" or expected to be in a standard skater's bag of tricks.

That being said, my flamingo's still don't get any cheers at the park...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on July 16, 2021, 01:32:56 PM
Kelvin's hot take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjay6TS2kRA
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Post by: TreBombMartin on July 16, 2021, 03:20:04 PM
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Not really related, but didn't they kinda do this before with Pros versus Joes? And didn't the "Joe" who won against all the other "Joes" not appear in the actual game?

I remember a kid doing a bunch of dork tricks and winning, and people were bummed, but I can't find any record of it.
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cody cepeda
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Maybe I'm making this up but I don't think that's right because Cody was in the actual games. I think the Joes all played a game, and some dude beat them all, including Cody.
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Cepeda did win the Pros Vs. Joes series. That was BATB 7.

I remember this as well. Berra had a video talking about how the kid beat everyone by doing the worst tricks and basically reset everything afterwards
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Manny Fapuiao on July 16, 2021, 03:21:16 PM
Kelvin's hot take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zjay6TS2kRA
monster hat w the cariuma shirt fo today
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sharky on July 17, 2021, 08:26:04 AM
This is what watching BATB should feel like! Great game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdn2nejlngs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on July 17, 2021, 08:30:46 AM
This is what watching BATB should feel like! Great game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdn2nejlngs
good Game!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 17, 2021, 08:50:12 AM
Tyler "Boss Baby" Peterson
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 17, 2021, 09:02:43 AM
The difference in skill and consistency compared to the joes and the influencers is night and day.
Such a good game. One of those games where you honestly didn’t know who was going to win for a second. Not gonna say who lost because that would spoil the game, but that person rifled off so many tricks in a row and STILL lost which is crazy.

Guaranteed those dudes don’t practice or pull out a lot of those tricks at all unless they really have to, so to be able to just pull them out on a whim first try when they have to without probably having done one in a while is wild to me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on July 17, 2021, 09:14:34 AM
Great game

Both switch big spin heels were so goddamn nice
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 17, 2021, 09:18:12 AM
That was the most chill laser flip I've ever seen
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on July 17, 2021, 09:24:18 AM
Easily thr best game so far. Didn't expect much from then but it was dn entertaining.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lavachebeadsman on July 17, 2021, 09:27:04 AM
Turns out professional skateboarders are much better than kids with spiked hair and Cariuma shoes.

That was one of the best games I can ever recall watching
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ric Leonetti on July 17, 2021, 09:27:25 AM
Seasoned pro’s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: too fakie on July 17, 2021, 09:43:56 AM
That was simultaneously a really good game and also the most low energy, boring video I’ve ever watched.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: robasheep on July 17, 2021, 09:44:43 AM
That was simultaneously a really good game and also the most low energy, boring video I’ve ever watched.


Yes! Neither one of them looked hungry for it. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 17, 2021, 09:58:43 AM
The lack of audience makes a diff I think
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 17, 2021, 10:05:01 AM
This is what watching BATB should feel like! Great game!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdn2nejlngs
Solid game, they’re not gonna win any speed contests but it was entertaining.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: showbobs on July 17, 2021, 10:06:16 AM
Turns out professional skateboarders are much better than kids with spiked hair and Cariuma shoes.

That was one of the best games I can ever recall watching
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on July 17, 2021, 10:18:33 AM
that was a really good fucking game. also funny that malto did that laser flip that well considering that’s what prod did to get him out in batb 3. took him 3 tries to do it and every attempt looked as if he had never done one in his life
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DannyDee on July 17, 2021, 11:10:34 AM
The difference in skill and consistency compared to the joes and the influencers is night and day.
Such a good game. One of those games where you honestly didn’t know who was going to win for a second. Not gonna say who lost because that would spoil the game, but that person rifled off so many tricks in a row and STILL lost which is crazy.

Guaranteed those dudes don’t practice or pull out a lot of those tricks at all unless they really have to, so to be able to just pull them out on a whim first try when they have to without probably having done one in a while is wild to me.
Yeah, the gap is ridiculous. Crazy watching them now as seasoned vets in their 30's, I still remember them as the highly hyped AMs.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tarquin on July 17, 2021, 11:14:52 AM
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That was simultaneously a really good game and also the most low energy, boring video I’ve ever watched.
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Yes! Neither one of them looked got hungry for on it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 17, 2021, 12:09:17 PM
great game. had me cheering for puds for the better half of that game. Absence of cariuma = good game?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OrangeVHStapes on July 17, 2021, 12:25:41 PM
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That was simultaneously a really good game and also the most low energy, boring video I’ve ever watched.
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Yes! Neither one of them looked hungry for it.

So what you're saying is... Pudwill did NOT get hungry on it?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on July 17, 2021, 12:58:36 PM
Fuck I love watching Malto skate. Effortless sloppy style
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on July 17, 2021, 01:41:45 PM
The lack of audience makes a diff I think

Is that what it is?! I was going to say do they film longer now or edit it slower - for how good that was it was also BORING AS FUCK.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 17, 2021, 01:45:48 PM
Man I wanna play golf today so bad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on July 17, 2021, 01:48:41 PM
Sean vs Torey just goes to show that the most people who think their hometown hero or fav insta skater should be pro, aren’t pro for a reason.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 17, 2021, 01:51:21 PM
It seemed to be pretty evenly matched, and then someone got tired and covered in sweat and it was over.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 17, 2021, 02:34:15 PM
i loved the game, everything about it. even good sportsmanship from the winner at the end.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on July 17, 2021, 03:10:28 PM
Thought Torey would get a redo for hands on the ground on that half cab flip, but kind of glad he didn’t. Why keep reading the rules if they’re not going to be enforced.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 17, 2021, 03:12:33 PM
I was hoping for some Malto manny shit after they brought it up.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: germy rogirs on July 17, 2021, 03:21:08 PM
Thought Torey would get a redo for hands on the ground on that half cab flip, but kind of glad he didn’t. Why keep reading the rules if they’re not going to be enforced.

Yea Berra is definitely on the refs ass this year but deservedly so some questionable shit gets allowed sometimes you could hear him complaining about that one offensive do over with the foot half on the floor
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on July 17, 2021, 05:17:46 PM
Influencers and joes for slap: this dude is fucking garbage and missed a single trick I can do sometimes!

Icons and pros who missed the exact same trick for slap: *crickets*
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sometimeperhaps on July 17, 2021, 05:22:20 PM
Steve turn the AC on. Malton out here gettin sweaty on it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bob george on July 17, 2021, 05:38:17 PM
That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: valuecommonsense on July 17, 2021, 05:46:55 PM
Sean vs Torey just goes to show that the most people who think their hometown hero or fav insta skater should be pro, aren’t pro for a reason.

I don't know if literally everyone thinks this is a stupid comment or just me considering Malto was my "hometown hero" who should be pro lol.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pugmaster on July 17, 2021, 08:03:45 PM
Torey was razor sharp and clear eyed.  I'm looking forward to his next part.  I think this is the first video of Malto where he doesn't mention KC.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Don on July 17, 2021, 08:23:42 PM
Felt like staged fake game, would not be surprised if it really is
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 17, 2021, 08:25:34 PM
Sweaty men doing sweaty men things.

Were those half cabs torey was wearing?

I will always find it fascinating that in the middle of doing a bunch of tricks I could never hope to land in a million years, these guys seem to have trouble with varial flips while my trifling, never-was ass was rifling them off in my driveway when I was 14. 

I thought it was funny that the first thing Torey said after the game was how he hated doing all those tricks, haha.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on July 17, 2021, 09:18:40 PM
I half paid attention through the entire Malto T Puds game during my lunch break...

Biggest takeaway for me was being surprised they both haven't fallen off completely ... I also enjoyed the trick selection of fakie, nollie, half cabs, and big spins. You know those kind of basic tricks I could maybe actually do.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 17, 2021, 10:52:03 PM
That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.

JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bob george on July 17, 2021, 11:01:50 PM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long

I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on July 17, 2021, 11:26:48 PM
Steve turn the AC on. Malton out here gettin sweaty on it.

That place is looking stuffy as hell, get a big ass overhead fan going in there before someone suffocates
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on July 17, 2021, 11:49:07 PM
Torey had an incredible regular backside flip and incredible half cab flip that looked almost like it never left his foot and popped six decks high.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on July 18, 2021, 12:10:49 AM
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That place is looking stuffy as hell, get a big ass overhead fan going in there before someone suffocates

Torey is way too committed to the beanie.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on July 18, 2021, 05:37:25 AM
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Sean vs Torey just goes to show that the most people who think their hometown hero or fav insta skater should be pro, aren’t pro for a reason.
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I don't know if literally everyone thinks this is a stupid comment or just me considering Malto was my "hometown hero" who should be pro lol.
That’s why I specified “most” and not “everyone”.
Maybe I also should have specified that I meant currently in 2021, kids who see the best dudes at their local park who are unknown or have lots of followers but don’t actually skate for any companies.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Swithflip on July 18, 2021, 08:27:16 AM
Felt like staged fake game, would not be surprised if it really is

I thought the same when it started with no crowd.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 18, 2021, 08:31:39 AM
Were those half cabs torey was wearing?
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Yes.  They were these.



https://www.allikestore.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/1800x/040ec09b1e35df139433887a97daa66f/V/N/VN0A5HUS4GI1-1_44744.jpg



Anyway… Midler’s stupid shirt wearing ass is up.



https://youtu.be/0AIKNWgOo6I
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ric Leonetti on July 18, 2021, 08:41:19 AM
FOR MIDLER!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on July 18, 2021, 08:46:35 AM
I'm really hoping round 2 has some better games.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 18, 2021, 08:47:59 AM
Any behind the scenes footage?? After the staged prod/ribeiro match I wouldn't be surprised if berras down to just fake it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: PapaSquat on July 18, 2021, 08:52:27 AM
I need a trick tip on how to kickflip like Kelvin. That shit was beautiful.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on July 18, 2021, 08:55:29 AM
Milder failing all those quarter pipe tricks was just too funny
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on July 18, 2021, 09:02:59 AM
I need a trick tip on how to kickflip like Kelvin. That shit was beautiful.

Just buy some Ca$hariuma
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on July 18, 2021, 09:03:06 AM
Kickflip back lipping a double kink is easier than skate I guess.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DM on July 18, 2021, 09:31:10 AM
Milfy Mrs Midler! Looks like an older Nora in a good way.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on July 18, 2021, 09:54:46 AM
Brave move bringing your attractive mom to a competition almost exclusively watched by teenaged boys and manchildren. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on July 18, 2021, 10:12:54 AM
i cant believe i was rooting for the dude in the cariuma t shirt. but midler is cringe incarnate. why was he doing extra tricks just to fail them miserably.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lavachebeadsman on July 18, 2021, 10:28:41 AM
Holy shit midler blew it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Joe Davola on July 18, 2021, 10:50:50 AM
Anyone have a guess as to what pants Torey or Malto were wearing? Those looked nice.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on July 18, 2021, 11:06:27 AM
Midler wearing Jordans and wondering why he can't land flip tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on July 18, 2021, 11:29:36 AM
is anyone more annoying than Alex Midler?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 18, 2021, 12:46:27 PM
Alex is beyond cringe i found myself rooting for the cariuma bagchaser
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on July 18, 2021, 01:24:06 PM
is anyone more annoying than Alex Midler?

nope
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on July 18, 2021, 01:56:21 PM
Midler wearing Jordans and wondering why he can't land flip tricks.
Same dude who landed the back 3 down Sunset Car Wash in fuzzy canary yellow Dunks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 18, 2021, 02:27:18 PM
Why does the signage for that fake storefront read "Koston's Computer"? Did someone forget to make "Computer" plural?

That's all I got. The Malto Pudwill game was fun to watch as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 18, 2021, 03:11:45 PM
I knew it was going to be over quick when the Diddler had to get his girl on the camera. He seems like he try's too hard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on July 18, 2021, 04:13:29 PM
I knew it was going to be over quick when the Diddler had to get his girl on the camera. He seems like he try's too hard.

You mean his mom?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on July 18, 2021, 04:15:57 PM
Milder failing all those quarter pipe tricks was just too funny

I'd say the fact that they threw those shots into the edit says something, even the berrics' taking low key shots at him now.

When I saw it was Midler vs. Hofler and the vid was 5 mins I already knew Hofler dusted him, kooky shoes and all.
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If only "Man-child" wasnt already taken.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on July 18, 2021, 04:42:47 PM
Brave move bringing your attractive mom to a competition almost exclusively watched by teenaged boys and manchildren.
Super cute but I don’t know if it would be worth it dealing with her children
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on July 18, 2021, 04:54:26 PM
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You mean his mom?

That's the one HAHA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on July 18, 2021, 06:04:16 PM
For Midler's Mom!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TreBombMartin on July 18, 2021, 06:07:20 PM
Glad they showed Midler kook himself trying to do a lip trick then hit the flat ground trick but bailing twice on lip tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on July 18, 2021, 06:31:18 PM
Nothing like watching Midler get bodied by Kevin Hefner - a man I did not know existed until I watched both SLS Unsanctioned’s in their entirety when I was hungover one day
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 18, 2021, 10:14:48 PM
Heard he was charging 200 to come watch him lose.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on July 19, 2021, 02:17:43 AM
I only watched the Malto vs Pudwill game and I’m glad I did. Wow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: swanronson on July 19, 2021, 03:13:01 AM
Bett midler got smoked. Not a fan of that dude but have to admit the kink rail flip back flip he did was nuts.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on July 19, 2021, 03:39:58 AM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.

Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 19, 2021, 03:58:19 AM
Because, cunt
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Giza Butler on July 19, 2021, 06:53:49 AM
I'm glad that Real dropped Midler before it was too late.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 19, 2021, 07:07:05 AM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...

I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on July 19, 2021, 07:08:35 AM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.

Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on July 19, 2021, 07:49:56 AM
Nothing like watching Midler get bodied by Kevin Hefner - a man I did not know existed until I watched both SLS Unsanctioned’s in their entirety when I was hungover one day

Dudes good, followed him for a while before he fucked his leg and was out for a while.  Boring ass game tho, only made it halfway through.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 19, 2021, 07:50:44 AM
This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on July 19, 2021, 07:53:35 AM
This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

What's his xgames tantrum?

That was embarrassing for him alright. The quarter pipe tricks were presumably an attempt to save face and he fucked them up too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on July 19, 2021, 08:02:56 AM
This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.

the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: captaindoody on July 19, 2021, 08:25:12 AM
I thought Alex was a little guy ? His body proportions are weird . Went from tweety to monster tweety


(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/worldofmayhem_gamepedia_en/images/c/c5/Monster_Tweety_%28appearance%29.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on July 19, 2021, 10:27:41 AM
lol might as well say no switch tricks allowed til all the regular tricks have been done either then  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: natenola forever on July 19, 2021, 11:37:03 AM
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This combined with the xgames best trick makes two Midler ego tantrums I’ve watched today. If I didn’t know I was doing it for Midler I might consider this day wasted.
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the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook
Yeah what was up with the sending text messages between tricks, then the 2 times he leaves his dumb hat where everyone is landing and he's acting out to his friends in the stands. def weird. But seriously can't be off your instagram for 15 minutes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on July 19, 2021, 11:47:20 AM
Which even was it where he bailed a trick towards the end of a run and just laid there for like 12 seconds. If you're gonna skate the contest, skate the damn thing. He laid on his back like a defeated tool
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on July 19, 2021, 11:55:37 AM
was that kid wearing Prada pants? Middler starter pack would funny, besides some radical stuff he's done, dude is just annoying af
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on July 19, 2021, 11:58:47 AM
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the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook

He was skating the same shoes in each event, so part of me thinks batb and xgames were close after his birthday party that he sold tickets to and was just hungover as balls for both events. he looked mad sweaty and shifty eyed, far more so than the other skaters

He gave up on each run when he didn't land a trick and just wrote off his run completely. Since when does he expect himself to win every event? Has he ever won a major contest?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on July 19, 2021, 01:38:56 PM
Ms. Midler for the win. I'd do the ol' horizontal spin with her any day.

I'd give her a boneless but those aren't allowed because of Xenu
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: valuecommonsense on July 19, 2021, 02:23:37 PM
lol might as well say no switch tricks allowed til all the regular tricks have been done either then  ;D ;D ;D

Uhhh? You saw Maltos switch flip in this game right? Anyone who compares switch to double flips deserves to starve for a month honestly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 19, 2021, 02:49:50 PM
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the way he acted at the end of x games was even more cringe than the BATB game. dude is a fucking kook

This caught my attention too- and then saw the Berrics game right after and dude seemed way off there too. Was he high or something? Dudes seems so obnoxious its ridiculous.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on July 19, 2021, 03:23:32 PM
The Berries must be insanely desperate if they’re shoving Midler into BATB after being the only dude to ever lose at Skate or Dice. What a joke. Malto v Torey was good as shit though can’t wait for the Cole and Prod games.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on July 19, 2021, 03:32:49 PM
The Berries must be insanely desperate if they’re shoving Midler into BATB after being the only dude to ever lose at Skate or Dice. What a joke. Malto v Torey was good as shit though can’t wait for the Cole and Prod games.

Nah, he was in there because of his illegal civ fame.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bob george on July 19, 2021, 05:04:30 PM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.
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Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.

I never said anything about wanting to do shove-its every which way and I didn't say double flips were hard either. That being said, being able to shuv in every direction and stance would show more board control to me than a double flip.

Good for Heath, I guess...I wasn't losing my mind over this suggestion. Just personally would be more impressed/entertained by people doing all 4 versions of everything (or pretty much everything) before they got at all circus-like (double flips, late flips, pressure flips, caspers or whatever the fuck else people do)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on July 20, 2021, 04:35:10 AM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.
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Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.
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I never said anything about wanting to do shove-its every which way and I didn't say double flips were hard either. That being said, being able to shuv in every direction and stance would show more board control to me than a double flip.

Good for Heath, I guess...I wasn't losing my mind over this suggestion. Just personally would be more impressed/entertained by people doing all 4 versions of everything (or pretty much everything) before they got at all circus-like (double flips, late flips, pressure flips, caspers or whatever the fuck else people do)

Nothing wrong with your preferences but I would rather watch a competition that involves compelling match-ups between skater's strategies at every attempt than an exhibition of two people running a litany of "tasteful" tricks to determine who gasses out first.

Those good faith basics are a respectful way to stretch a game out a bit for fun but I think your suggestions would end up depriving you of excitement.

It's 'SKATE' not 'Around the World'
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on July 20, 2021, 09:43:24 AM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.
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Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.
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I never said anything about wanting to do shove-its every which way and I didn't say double flips were hard either. That being said, being able to shuv in every direction and stance would show more board control to me than a double flip.

Good for Heath, I guess...I wasn't losing my mind over this suggestion. Just personally would be more impressed/entertained by people doing all 4 versions of everything (or pretty much everything) before they got at all circus-like (double flips, late flips, pressure flips, caspers or whatever the fuck else people do)

I can't nollie or switch flip but it always surprises me, how many letters you can people give, with just all the 8 pop shuvs.
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Post by: rocklobster on July 20, 2021, 10:46:24 PM
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That game had me entertained.

A rule stating no double flips until literally every regular/switch and bs/fs 180 variation of everything is done would be nice - something along those lines anyway.
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JFC why

the rules are already like six pages long
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I had to look up JFC. I thought you might've meant "just for clarification", but you mean "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST" to which I say, ease up big fella.

I guess the reason I suggest this loose idea of a rule in a hypothetical context is just that I think if you're gonna put rules to a game of skate it'd probably be more tasteful if you had to do a switch backside flip before you did double flips.
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Bro double flips arent hard move your front foot a little further back. People like you are why i always start my game of skate with them.

Why should i give you respect in a game of skate with tastefull tricks only for you to set switch regular fakie and nollie shuvs...
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I bet people are lined up around the block to play the first trick double flip guy in skate.
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Heath did fakie double against daveed early on in their match. Just throwing that out there.
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I never said anything about wanting to do shove-its every which way and I didn't say double flips were hard either. That being said, being able to shuv in every direction and stance would show more board control to me than a double flip.

Good for Heath, I guess...I wasn't losing my mind over this suggestion. Just personally would be more impressed/entertained by people doing all 4 versions of everything (or pretty much everything) before they got at all circus-like (double flips, late flips, pressure flips, caspers or whatever the fuck else people do)
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I can't nollie or switch flip but it always surprises me, how many letters you can people give, with just all the 8 pop shuvs.

Best way to fuck over someone with a deep bag of tech tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on July 20, 2021, 11:25:33 PM
How good is fakie front shove I know everyone calls it fakie shove but it’s front shove

Looks easy but you go flying if you haven’t got it
Did it to a mate who’s way better than me and he damn near broke his wrist

Edit

Fakie body varials a fairly obscure one too, ahaha
I mean you would have it dialled in maybe 10 goes or less but you’ll get a letter on some prick if they never tried one, they’ll get their foot in the way or poo shoot for sure
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on July 21, 2021, 05:23:25 AM
Really guys


(https://i.ibb.co/KXtxxDY/com-google-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/KXtxxDY)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on July 21, 2021, 06:38:35 AM
I thought we were calling them shove-ems now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on July 24, 2021, 08:32:06 AM
https://youtu.be/NVcD6sByQNI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lavachebeadsman on July 24, 2021, 08:35:07 AM
Getting someone E on a pressure flip is so cringe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skateviewer on July 24, 2021, 08:48:25 AM
don't like how mr. cariuma felt the need to step off his board and push immediately after ever trick, makes his rollaway last 0.5 seconds and catches his balance
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on July 24, 2021, 08:57:06 AM
Imagine breaking your shitty bryte board mid game and losing to a child doings pressure flip.
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Post by: HiResDes on July 24, 2021, 09:01:08 AM
Imagine breaking your shitty bryte board mid game and losing to a child doings pressure flip.

I think he deserved it, half of his 360 variations were powerslid and he stepped off the board immediately after to negate balance and also go right into his next trick like he was running a no huddle offense
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Post by: versacekid420 on July 24, 2021, 09:13:41 AM
those 180 reverts were dope as hell yo
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Post by: RichardBarkley on July 24, 2021, 09:15:21 AM
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I think he deserved it, half of his 360 variations were powerslid and he stepped off the board immediately after to negate balance and also go right into his next trick like he was running a no huddle offense

Totally
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Post by: Mariatorresflores on July 24, 2021, 09:59:28 AM
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Imagine breaking your shitty bryte board mid game and losing to a child doings pressure flip.
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I think he deserved it, half of his 360 variations were powerslid and he stepped off the board immediately after to negate balance and also go right into his next trick like he was running a no huddle offense
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Totally

Ditto. All I know's when those two play skate everyone loses.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: germy rogirs on July 24, 2021, 11:28:02 AM
Another Carumia clone out in round 1 8)
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Post by: Aye!uhhaha on July 24, 2021, 12:07:06 PM
if cariuma doesn't make it to the finals, will there be a finals?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 24, 2021, 12:23:31 PM
I liked that little dude.  Already got some skills and seems like he’ll grow into his style.

Carolina dude was fine for a Joe and had some nice looking tricks, but giving a dissatisfied shrug immediately after every other trick is one of my least favorite qualities in a skateboarder.

Being good is supposed to look fun.

You’re playing SKATE, my dude… you landed it… it’s fine.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 24, 2021, 01:24:20 PM
What does GLX even mean? And why isn't the berries using his real last name—Cockream. Oh wait
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Post by: YBOS on July 24, 2021, 01:51:58 PM
What does GLX even mean? And why isn't the berries using his real last name—Cockream. Oh wait

GLX stands for "God Lord Xenu"
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Post by: TheDingus on July 24, 2021, 02:10:25 PM
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GLX stands for "God Lord Xenu"

10/10 would gnar.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on July 24, 2021, 02:26:38 PM
Imagine breaking your shitty bryte board mid game and losing to a child doings pressure flip.

Shocked Berra allowed footage of a Bryte deck breaking on flatground under the weight of a 120 pound kid to see the light of day.  Thought they were “something special” made with “a lot of care” because I could not purchase them at Zumiez.
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Post by: FS-OverKOOK on July 24, 2021, 02:44:02 PM
just like good BBQ - low and slow...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on July 24, 2021, 03:02:26 PM
Nothing says good advisement for your skateboard brand like showing footage of a skinny ass kid breaking one of your boards on a flatground trick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on July 24, 2021, 03:14:39 PM
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GLX stands for "God Lord Xenu"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on July 24, 2021, 03:40:23 PM
One less Cariuma logo I’ll have to see again
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Post by: srsbsnss on July 24, 2021, 05:37:30 PM
cairuma guy should have been called out on so many tricks. i guess in the berrics if you do a backside powerslide and pop a cab as soon as you're fakie it's a 540. dude deserved every pressure variation the little guy had. That mob flip late 180 he was going to try and slide around should get him a few audit sessions if not kicked off.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 24, 2021, 06:13:15 PM
Mota smoked him, ese
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Post by: Paul Cicero on July 24, 2021, 09:10:34 PM
Fuck that was lame
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: foureyedjim on July 24, 2021, 09:22:14 PM
Carolina dude was fine for a Joe and had some nice looking tricks, but giving a dissatisfied shrug immediately after every other trick is one of my least favorite qualities in a skateboarder.

Being good is supposed to look fun.

You’re playing SKATE, my dude… you landed it… it’s fine.

He looked soooo bummed when he started racking up letters. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 24, 2021, 10:46:55 PM
Whichever Influencer makes it to the semifinals is gonna get slaughtered. The whole bracket has been the sloppiest and grossest games.
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on July 25, 2021, 07:53:09 AM
Whichever Influencer makes it to the semifinals is gonna get slaughtered. The whole bracket has been the sloppiest and grossest games.

Some of the varial flips have been shockingly good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 25, 2021, 08:06:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s)
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 25, 2021, 08:17:05 AM
Man that was fucked. Between goofy boi having to pull his pants up before every trick and the terrible reffing AND Vinnie Bahn, that felt like something outta the twilight zone
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Post by: boogs on July 25, 2021, 08:21:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s)
pathetic
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Post by: fs1/2cab on July 25, 2021, 08:35:03 AM
ooof
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Post by: flippy lippy on July 25, 2021, 08:40:48 AM
A strange world where Vinnie Bahn is the best part of the video

Fakie dub came out of nowhere
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Post by: bigolboii on July 25, 2021, 08:42:46 AM
Where are they getting these kids lol
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Post by: stephop on July 25, 2021, 08:48:12 AM
Battle of skaters who hate turning.
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on July 25, 2021, 08:48:44 AM
I had to make an account just to say Jesus christ. This game did not go how I expected and Shane Boyer has such a stiff and awkward style.
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Post by: Global Moderator on July 25, 2021, 08:58:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r39BCiGcZ_8&t=1s)

If you're trying to make it in skateboarding and dress and skate this gross, please just stop. I'm not saying stop skating, everyone should skate, just stop trying to be known for it if you're this unappealing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on July 25, 2021, 09:26:56 AM
The influencers are fucking horrible at skating. This is really fun to watch these d bags who turn themselves pro make such an embarrassment of themselves. Jesus
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on July 25, 2021, 09:28:03 AM
Ok so far the level wasn’t great but this one was fucking abysmal. I could have competed in that game, and I mean that in the most damning way possible.
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Post by: Xen on July 25, 2021, 09:28:45 AM
Having to watch him hike up his pants before every trick…who does he think he is? Prod?

The good thing is it’s exposing the influencers for what they are. Trash.

Had to google Boyer...so, he's like a low rent Jaws wannabe?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Harrison's Fjord on July 25, 2021, 09:28:58 AM
switch heel on defense was textbook
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Post by: urbneathme on July 25, 2021, 09:33:32 AM
that was all time maybe the worst skateboarding i have ever seen
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on July 25, 2021, 10:38:48 AM
I’m done watching the Influencer bracket. This shit is so bad. Something about Vinnie’s feet when he flicks just bothers me, it’s like how Manny does his shit. And they all go so slow. I’d like to give them the benefit of a doubt and say it’s their nerves but I can’t even do that
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Post by: showbobs on July 25, 2021, 10:51:23 AM
Let's hope Muta Skateboards will see a huge increase in sales after this crushing defeat from Vinnie Bahn
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Post by: Yoshi on July 25, 2021, 12:10:29 PM
I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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Post by: lavachebeadsman on July 25, 2021, 12:15:28 PM
Holy shit that was bad. Giving the redo on the game flip? Vomit
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Post by: Mariatorresflores on July 25, 2021, 12:20:48 PM
Holy shit that was bad. Giving the redo on the game flip? Vomit

Honestly that was my favorite part. It just let the world see how far that dude is away from ever landing a fs flip.
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Post by: Yoshi on July 25, 2021, 12:33:06 PM
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Honestly that was my favorite part. It just let the world see how far that dude is away from ever landing a fs flip.

Man looked like he’d never tried one before in his life
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 25, 2021, 02:36:23 PM
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too many twinks competing i can't watch this shit
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Yeah let's get some beefcakes in here
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Nick Dompierre vs all of the influencers at once

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRB1RTTjvRu/

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NowhereInLife on July 25, 2021, 02:51:47 PM
i feel influenced to quit skating.

but if nothing else it does give one a better appreciation for legitimate pro skills, now that skateboarding content is spraying out of every orifice of society. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on July 25, 2021, 05:38:22 PM
What the fuck am I watching?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on July 25, 2021, 05:48:08 PM
Couldn't they have vetted the flatground skills of these cunts? Fuck that was atrocious. Just flat out fucked.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjMfORLt4hE&ab_channel=Mudhoney-Topic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doom patrol on July 25, 2021, 08:55:29 PM
Vinnie Bahn was skating the ugliest set up I have ever seen.
I know that is on brand for him and I shouldn't be surprised but God damn, that thing was uglier than a bag of smashed crabs.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on July 25, 2021, 09:07:57 PM
How embarrassing for them both
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Post by: SneakySecrets on July 25, 2021, 10:54:36 PM
Their pictures on the thumbnail looks like mug shots of school shooters.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 26, 2021, 12:14:59 AM
I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.

More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dunc on July 26, 2021, 01:19:25 AM
A titanic t shirt.... an omen perhaps?
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Post by: banksandledges on July 26, 2021, 06:00:04 AM
This is turning out to be the North Hollywood of games of SKATE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 26, 2021, 07:00:15 AM
From the flaired out leg on the tre flip to the multiple attempts at the 360 shove, this truly was a recreation of grom skate at your local.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on July 26, 2021, 08:48:14 AM
I kinda liked it when people would occasionally throw in a nollie 360 into games because that’s a fun trick. But multiple influencers are getting letters on them and that’s just sad. No one paid to skate should get letters for tricks someone as bad at flat ground as me can do.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on July 26, 2021, 12:14:29 PM
A titanic t shirt.... an omen perhaps?

 ;D
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Post by: duniwayRobber on July 26, 2021, 03:37:19 PM
They should go slower next time, like 'woahhhh nelly'.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on July 31, 2021, 08:14:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoSqImZEtA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoSqImZEtA)
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on July 31, 2021, 08:21:50 AM
There's only one match this week?
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Post by: goodatmeth on July 31, 2021, 08:26:20 AM
There's only one match this week?
Possibly, but hey at least it fucking sucks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fakie nollie on July 31, 2021, 08:41:56 AM
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine

Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on July 31, 2021, 08:43:43 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoSqImZEtA (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEoSqImZEtA)
At least Deon had the forethought to wear a bathing suit to get rinsed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on July 31, 2021, 09:07:32 AM
At risk of sounding out of touch…
Who the fuck are these people?

Should’ve given them an entire batb series so i could avoid it like i did wbatb.
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Post by: goodatmeth on July 31, 2021, 09:25:51 AM
At risk of sounding out of touch…
Who the fuck are these people?

Should’ve given them an entire batb series so i could avoid it like i did wbatb.

Montoya used to be AM for flip, that's how I know him. Great skater, he maybe could have saved flip.
Couldn't care less about the other cariuma puppet though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tuesday on July 31, 2021, 10:29:02 AM
Had a strange moment of second-hand embarassement watching the late backfoot flip. (The one that the one guy landed.)
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Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on July 31, 2021, 11:19:50 AM
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I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
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Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.
That’s too bad because this is what your missing out on…
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Aye!uhhaha on July 31, 2021, 12:17:18 PM
why is there only one game? I didn't see a fucking "death blow" but still you cant just do two games a week and not do one with no explanation. weak.
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 31, 2021, 12:46:20 PM
Man these am games are butt
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Post by: versacekid420 on July 31, 2021, 12:48:52 PM
i like marcos montoya. wish someone credible would actually do something with him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on July 31, 2021, 01:18:31 PM
I can’t tell if this is all a big joke or not. Is Berra become self aware and decided to embrace how stupid it is to constantly advertise oneself on the internet? Either way these games are more entertaining to me than watching Cody cepeda.  Midler acting weird and looking scary awkward was kind of funny.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hypnotoad on July 31, 2021, 01:30:56 PM
Making fun of a kid for trying to read…Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 31, 2021, 01:59:55 PM
Making fun of a kid for trying to read…Are you psycho? Do you not have a soul?

Imaging Nakel trying to read that thing.  First batb game to go over 6 hours.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 31, 2021, 02:35:16 PM
why is there only one game? I didn't see a fucking "death blow" but still you cant just do two games a week and not do one with no explanation. weak.
from what I've heard John Hill being forced [against his will] into the bracket kinda screwed up the schedule. But who knows, maybe the berries have something spectacular planned.



lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on July 31, 2021, 02:37:02 PM
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I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
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Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.

Hey man, yes that's my song/band. Thank you for the kind words, it's always nice to hear. I did not exepect to read this in the berrics thread too aha.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on July 31, 2021, 02:43:51 PM
Too bad Chris Fissell wasn't there for the back footery
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on July 31, 2021, 03:08:34 PM
Too bad Chris Fissell wasn't there for the back footery
I met Fissell in Portland around 2005 at a Skateshop to put it politely he was very outspoken about his skating.  After sharing the story with some friends we dubbed a saying when people were claiming, simply “The Fissell”.  It left several groms wondering about the Fissell.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 31, 2021, 04:31:31 PM
That fool’s cariumbuhs are tied really fucking tight
I don’t like him now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on July 31, 2021, 08:40:27 PM
you guys complaining about just one game sound like lisa simpson after trying tomacco
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Post by: fakie nollie on July 31, 2021, 10:14:13 PM
you guys complaining about just one game sound like lisa simpson after trying tomacco

“ROOMACCOOOOOOO!”

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 01, 2021, 12:46:25 PM
LOOOOL The only time we get to see Berra skate in 2021 is in a 10 year old video.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzygpe3O0Jo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LURKIN RENOIR on August 01, 2021, 01:43:01 PM
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I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
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Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.
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That’s too bad because this is what your missing out on…
(https://i.ibb.co/5RXWdsY/D3708692-51-ED-4-D24-8-D60-CD293-F7-BAD54.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5RXWdsY)

Is that his nollie flip?
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I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
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Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.
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That’s too bad because this is what your missing out on…
(https://i.ibb.co/5RXWdsY/D3708692-51-ED-4-D24-8-D60-CD293-F7-BAD54.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5RXWdsY)
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Is that his nollie flip?
well judging by how it says nollie flip….
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Post by: LURKIN RENOIR on August 01, 2021, 02:06:08 PM
Ah, didnt see that on my Phone. Well looks more like a freestyle manouvre.
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Post by: dunc on August 01, 2021, 04:53:41 PM
LOOOOL The only time we get to see Berra skate in 2021 is in a 10 year old video.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzygpe3O0Jo

The speed!!! Shorter edit is so much better. All life dick moves aside, Berra = a great skater in his prime!
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Post by: lysdexia on August 01, 2021, 07:08:49 PM
weird move on berra's part to post an old game that was that fucken good, it really shines a light on how bad the current games are
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I know a lot of these ‘influencers’ suck, but at least they decided to go along and have a go at it. More than can be said for that John Hill guy who’s probably too scared to get found out and look ‘not as good’ as he likes to perceive on his own channel where he can fully manage what people see etc. Fuck him and the other Braille guy who declined. Pussies.
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More power to anyone who ever said no to participate in the berrics shit content machine
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Did you produce the song in your signature? I’m listening to this on loop and really digging it.

To make sure I contribute to the thread’s topic: I haven’t watched a single game. Every year this gets more cringeworthy to watch and we’re at peak cringe.
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That’s too bad because this is what your missing out on…
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Is that his nollie flip?
That there is a text book David Gravette Nollie flop
https://youtu.be/_NfDxBpEOyA
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Post by: conqueso on August 01, 2021, 08:37:06 PM
no way did berra land all those flat ground tricks in a row. the magic of editing.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on August 01, 2021, 08:39:45 PM
LOOOOL The only time we get to see Berra skate in 2021 is in a 10 year old video.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzygpe3O0Jo

Of course he posts one of his own games. Of course.
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on August 02, 2021, 12:50:31 AM
the fact that it was probably edited to remove some bails, etc, aside - that really reinforces how shit all these new kids are. i'll buy 100 pairs of cariumas if any influencers pop a fakie inward as well as billy the skid does there.
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Post by: HiResDes on August 04, 2021, 11:49:00 AM
I forgot about ridiculous Marks was, and the scary thing is he could do a lot of those tricks into lipslide/boardslide down handrails lol
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Post by: Magnolia on August 04, 2021, 11:56:08 AM
I forgot about ridiculous Marks was, and the scary thing is he could do a lot of those tricks into lipslide/boardslide down handrails lol
people (rightfully) shit on good and evil, but the second half of Billy's part is some of the most impressive rail chomping ever
Edit: please disregard, I had no fucking clue what I was saying here
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on August 04, 2021, 12:22:58 PM
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What the fuck are you talking about? Good and Evil is shitty?? Get the fuck outta here.
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Post by: Lowcalcium on August 04, 2021, 12:42:28 PM
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I forgot about ridiculous Marks was, and the scary thing is he could do a lot of those tricks into lipslide/boardslide down handrails lol
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What the fuck are you talking about? Good and Evil is shitty?? Get the fuck outta here.

I have literally never heard one legit skateboarder ever shit on Good & Evil
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Post by: shitsandwich on August 04, 2021, 01:08:26 PM
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I forgot about ridiculous Marks was, and the scary thing is he could do a lot of those tricks into lipslide/boardslide down handrails lol
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What the fuck are you talking about? Good and Evil is shitty?? Get the fuck outta here.
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I have literally never heard one legit skateboarder ever shit on Good & Evil

I’ve only ever heard people on slap talk bad about billy marks
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Post by: Magnolia on August 04, 2021, 02:34:02 PM
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I forgot about ridiculous Marks was, and the scary thing is he could do a lot of those tricks into lipslide/boardslide down handrails lol
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What the fuck are you talking about? Good and Evil is shitty?? Get the fuck outta here.
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I have literally never heard one legit skateboarder ever shit on Good & Evil
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What the fuck are you talking about? Good and Evil is shitty?? Get the fuck outta here.
It's been a while since I've watched G&E, and after rewatching it's obvious that I was WAY off. I don't know what was going through my mind when I posted this, but I'll do my best to never make a post this asinine again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on August 04, 2021, 04:52:53 PM
LOOOOL The only time we get to see Berra skate in 2021 is in a 10 year old video.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzygpe3O0Jo

this was actually a great game. I thought berra was gonna beat him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on August 04, 2021, 05:59:07 PM
you guys complaining about just one game sound like lisa simpson after trying tomacco
Maybe my favorite Ralph line (in regards to tomacco)
https://youtu.be/bBfejqLC6wg
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Post by: Dooky-shoes on August 04, 2021, 06:07:07 PM
weird move on berra's part to post an old game that was that fucken good, it really shines a BRYTE light on how bad the current games are
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Post by: figureitout on August 04, 2021, 09:32:58 PM
Borra @'s Teen Boys <12
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Post by: Spirit on August 05, 2021, 06:17:55 AM
Kinda interesting that they'd put their industry plant against Joslin of all people. I honestly think Sanders will be out first round
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Post by: skateviewer on August 05, 2021, 06:27:45 AM
Kinda interesting that they'd put their industry plant against Joslin of all people. I honestly think Sanders will be out first round

i imagine they did it so if he loses, oh well it's joslin, if he wins then he just eliminated joslin first round.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 05, 2021, 06:33:21 AM
I wonder if they're gonna try and pull the same BS as this where he just does whichever version of the trick is easier for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Jyk00_cBk
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Post by: Spirit on August 05, 2021, 09:50:16 AM
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Kinda interesting that they'd put their industry plant against Joslin of all people. I honestly think Sanders will be out first round
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i imagine they did it so if he loses, oh well it's joslin, if he wins then he just eliminated joslin first round.

I also think that people will automatically give this one a view, meaning that it has the potential to be in the top 5 most viewed 1st round vids. So it's a win-win situation for them.
Also, fun fact with Leandre Sanders: I followed Berrics on IG since they often shared clips I enjoyed, but ever since Sanders appeared, they posted like a clip a day of him, milking him for what he had. When I pointed it out in the comments (saying something like: "Why do you keep posting this guy? Did you invest in him or something?"), Berra deleted the comment when it got liked and sent me a wave emoji in my DMs before banning me.
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Post by: Spirit on August 05, 2021, 09:51:24 AM
I wonder if they're gonna try and pull the same BS as this where he just does whichever version of the trick is easier for him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8Jyk00_cBk

They said he'll go regular in the pre-battle interview. He skates tranny goofy.
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Post by: Idk on August 05, 2021, 10:05:05 AM
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Kinda interesting that they'd put their industry plant against Joslin of all people. I honestly think Sanders will be out first round
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i imagine they did it so if he loses, oh well it's joslin, if he wins then he just eliminated joslin first round.
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I also think that people will automatically give this one a view, meaning that it has the potential to be in the top 5 most viewed 1st round vids. So it's a win-win situation for them.
Also, fun fact with Leandre Sanders: I followed Berrics on IG since they often shared clips I enjoyed, but ever since Sanders appeared, they posted like a clip a day of him, milking him for what he had. When I pointed it out in the comments (saying something like: "Why do you keep posting this guy? Did you invest in him or something?"), Berra deleted the comment when it got liked and sent me a wave emoji in my DMs before banning me.
This is the dude that cried when he found out about another dude smoking weed.
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Post by: Mouth on August 05, 2021, 10:15:10 AM
Classic Berra.
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 05, 2021, 11:16:05 AM
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Kinda interesting that they'd put their industry plant against Joslin of all people. I honestly think Sanders will be out first round
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i imagine they did it so if he loses, oh well it's joslin, if he wins then he just eliminated joslin first round.
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I also think that people will automatically give this one a view, meaning that it has the potential to be in the top 5 most viewed 1st round vids. So it's a win-win situation for them.
Also, fun fact with Leandre Sanders: I followed Berrics on IG since they often shared clips I enjoyed, but ever since Sanders appeared, they posted like a clip a day of him, milking him for what he had. When I pointed it out in the comments (saying something like: "Why do you keep posting this guy? Did you invest in him or something?"), Berra deleted the comment when it got liked and sent me a wave emoji in my DMs before banning me.
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This is the dude that cried when he found out about another dude smoking weed.

Not just ANY dude smoking the weed, that’s the ex-husband of Lhotse, Erin and Cindy you’re talking about there.
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 05, 2021, 12:04:17 PM
how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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Post by: TooManyPros on August 05, 2021, 12:42:36 PM
how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58

The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?

It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Post by: Gab on August 05, 2021, 12:48:47 PM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?

It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.

Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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Post by: Spirit on August 05, 2021, 12:59:38 PM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special

It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/
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Post by: Gab on August 05, 2021, 01:02:34 PM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/

So it’s a fakie tre?
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Post by: Krooked antihero on August 05, 2021, 01:07:46 PM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/
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So it’s a fakie tre?
Yes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 05, 2021, 01:08:10 PM
Not even sure at this point to be honest. But this is what he meant with the body varial thing
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 05, 2021, 01:11:02 PM
thats two separate tricks and both fucking stupid ways of doing them
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Post by: Gab on August 05, 2021, 01:11:59 PM
 There’s no body varial though he kind of shifts his legs 30 degrees and brings em back. Half leg varial?  ;D
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Post by: SneakySecrets on August 05, 2021, 01:14:32 PM
Hope that shit doesn’t catch on.
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Post by: oyolar on August 05, 2021, 02:27:29 PM
There’s no body varial though he kind of shifts his legs 30 degrees and brings em back. Half leg varial?  ;D

Yeah, the only way that trick would actually have a body varial is if he does an actual half cab flip, catches it, and then does a body varial after catching it. It's very dumb they're even entertaining that his shitty fakie varial flip could be something unique.
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Post by: Xen on August 05, 2021, 02:50:24 PM
thats two separate tricks and both fucking stupid ways of doing them


Yup. First shitty one was the fakie 180 varial, second one is the fakie tre…he even knows it’s a fakie 180 varial because he states it could be one.  It’s basically shit style.

He’s sort of doing a body shifty…which isn’t anything?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 06, 2021, 01:26:43 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/XlYy00b.png)
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Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 06, 2021, 01:36:35 PM
thats two separate tricks and both fucking stupid ways of doing them
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 06, 2021, 04:07:25 PM
This Whitehouse kid is so fucking cooked he doesn't even know what he's doing
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Post by: Aye!uhhaha on August 06, 2021, 04:09:33 PM
This Whitehouse kid is so fucking cooked he doesn't even know what he's doing
he's a talented skater with some unique flat tricks. he must've been fried when berra asked him what his death blow is gonna be.
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on August 06, 2021, 06:20:53 PM
There's a clip of Whitehouse front blunting a flatbar, lighting a blunt mid-slide, then bigflipping out. Just saying, pretty cool.
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Post by: oyolar on August 06, 2021, 09:09:18 PM
There's a clip of Whitehouse front blunting a flatbar, lighting a blunt mid-slide, then bigflipping out. Just saying, pretty cool.

Damn that does sound cool…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 07, 2021, 08:09:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VA0u5Skvuw&ab_channel=TheBerrics
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Post by: BALARGUE on August 07, 2021, 08:25:01 AM
double flips at the start and LV griptape = bad manners

that's probably what Chris meant with Nollie and fakie 180s
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Post by: JANUS on August 07, 2021, 08:30:17 AM
Shat on.
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Post by: 35mm on August 07, 2021, 08:36:50 AM
that switch ollie right after the swith heel was regular
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 07, 2021, 08:38:52 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VA0u5Skvuw&ab_channel=TheBerrics

This thread is about to light the fuck up with joy at this lol. Also double flips at the start of the game? Skategoat mudt have wanted him outta there
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Post by: finknoos on August 07, 2021, 08:40:18 AM
double flips at the start and LV griptape = bad manners

In my books only Lucien is allowed to skate LV grip.
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Post by: Space Cowboy on August 07, 2021, 08:42:35 AM
Hope that shit doesn’t catch on.

I'm glad someone is saying it, the groms at my local all changed their Instagram profile photo to Burberry Erry and started doing this trendy flatground shit, dissapointing
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Post by: coldbrew on August 07, 2021, 08:42:46 AM
Never thought I’d watch anything that involved me rooting for Chris joslin but here we are.
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Post by: friendly dave on August 07, 2021, 08:43:17 AM
Not a very G.O.A.T. like performance.
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Post by: Space Cowboy on August 07, 2021, 08:45:13 AM
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This thread is about to light the fuck up with joy at this lol. Also double flips at the start of the game? Skategoat must have wanted him outta there

Didn't expect anything else haha, like skategoat is good but he isn't typical pro material with those bargain bin sponsors, Joslin is usually in the finals, leandre didn't have a chance
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Post by: Yonnycage on August 07, 2021, 09:01:10 AM
If he had just let that switch heel go without trying to “fix” it with the trendy insta-ollie it would’ve been alright. My switch heels fuckin blow too but I don’t overcompensate by trying to flex my “board control” right after
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 07, 2021, 09:01:43 AM
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This thread is about to light the fuck up with joy at this lol. Also double flips at the start of the game? Skategoat must have wanted him outta there
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Didn't expect anything else haha, like skategoat is good but he isn't typical pro material with those bargain bin sponsors, Joslin is usually in the finals, leandre didn't have a chance

Yeah Chris is a monster. He got tripped up on those double flips but as soon as he got on offense i knew it was gonna be a wrap. And I don't hate Skategoat or anything, but I'm glad they didn't let him do that no stance bullshit gimmick in this game like he did with P-Rod. Having that game to compare with this one is hilarious
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Post by: TrainWreck on August 07, 2021, 09:03:06 AM
I never heard of this guy before, but even I could call myself stanceless, if  I had like 2 tricks in my book.

What a cocky way to loose in the first round.

I hope chris makes it to the finals
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 07, 2021, 09:09:23 AM
If we’re going through 100 rules before every match, we might as well add one about no double flips until at least 15 other tricks have been landed.

Can’t believe Skate Goat missed a fakie heel, that’s like one of a dozen tricks I haven’t lost since high school. Also, I love how they misspelled his name after every letter.
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 07, 2021, 09:13:33 AM
Smooth brain spotted  ???
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Post by: Magnolia on August 07, 2021, 09:23:54 AM
If we’re going through 100 rules before every match, we might as well add one about no double flips until at least 15 other tricks have been landed.

Can’t believe Skate Goat missed a fakie heel, that’s like one of a dozen tricks I haven’t lost since high school. Also, I love how they misspelled his name after every letter.
There are 2 skate goats Hank: Leandre skates flatground and Leeandre skates transition. Cariuma's environmentalist ideals could disrupt American supply chains, so they had to stop him from taking this eco-friendly communism to the finals. The CIA took out his balance mid-game by trashing his inner ear with a sonic weapon. When he started falling over while pushing they brought in Leeandre, who was confused by the sensory overload caused by leaving Venice Beach for the first time since he was designed in a test tube. (https://i.imgur.com/BVz8oDx.jpg)
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Post by: OldSkater on August 07, 2021, 09:56:47 AM
leandre skated really badly

double flips at the start, like really?
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Post by: fakie nollie on August 07, 2021, 09:59:30 AM
Smooth brain spotted  ???

Right! Who reads the comments section of a modern day BATB?
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Post by: johnes on August 07, 2021, 10:18:49 AM
Easy night out for Chris. He didn’t even need a shuv it late flip.
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Post by: Copthorne14 on August 07, 2021, 10:52:03 AM
Joslin cleaned up there well deserved after those early double flips, that's not cricket!
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Post by: Mariatorresflores on August 07, 2021, 11:08:25 AM
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

The goat guy going straight to goofy-ass tricks was embarrassing, shame on you man. Maybe he just wanted to be able to tell his friends "I gave Joslin a letter once" before he got wrecked.

How bout Get Out After That
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Post by: ungzilla on August 07, 2021, 11:20:33 AM
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Right! Who reads the comments section of a modern day BATB?

with a default font somewhere between comic sans and live laugh love
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on August 07, 2021, 11:27:08 AM
That Leandre Sanders kid has an absolutely terrible style. It was hard to watch
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Right! Who reads the comments section of a modern day BATB?
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with a default font somewhere between comic sans and live laugh love

It's Cool Jazz thank you very much sir
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 07, 2021, 12:00:00 PM
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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He got tripped up on those double flips


double flips at the start
You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?
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Post by: lk140 on August 07, 2021, 12:19:14 PM
Looks like Chris has been drinking too many Red Bull’s lately.
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?

he was also incapable of landing the basics anyway
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Post by: johnes on August 07, 2021, 12:33:22 PM
I see nothing wrong with doing double flips early.
Chris usually lands the double flips in BATB anyway.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 07, 2021, 12:41:35 PM
Why is Borra holding an unopened can of drink
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Post by: boogs on August 07, 2021, 12:45:23 PM
Why is Borra holding an unopened can of drink
cause he's drunk!
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Post by: Aye!uhhaha on August 07, 2021, 12:46:00 PM
lmao^. also that sw ollie was so cringe. sit the fuck down sk8gote.
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Post by: TheDingus on August 07, 2021, 02:13:34 PM
Damn, Berrics poster boy and they can’t even spell his name right? Even chase has given up on that place.
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Post by: stephop on August 07, 2021, 02:37:40 PM
Definitely not  game of Skategoat
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Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on August 07, 2021, 05:58:54 PM
Berra posted cringe
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Post by: Jagr on August 07, 2021, 10:15:12 PM
Shat on.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on August 07, 2021, 10:29:58 PM
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

The goat guy going straight to goofy-ass tricks was embarrassing, shame on you man. Maybe he just wanted to be able to tell his friends "I gave Joslin a letter once" before he got wrecked.

How bout Get Out After That

I recently binge watched a heap of old games and every single game with Berra as a ref or whatever was painful to the point of being unwatchable.



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Post by: HORSES on August 07, 2021, 11:38:24 PM
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.
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Post by: backside_reacharound on August 07, 2021, 11:57:36 PM
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.

Whoever decided on the nickname "skategoat" ruined this kid's career. there is no other option than to hate someone with an arrogant ass nickname like that with zero cred to back it up.
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on August 08, 2021, 12:17:28 AM
'skategoat' skating like he should be in the fucking 'influencers' bracket.
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Post by: listentoaheartbeat on August 08, 2021, 01:46:12 AM
Was gonna second the notion that Le'andre fucked up with the whole Berrics association but then checked his Insta. Solid amount of followers that should earn him some buck. I mean, I’d prefer if he had kept the mystery alive, posted confusing clips and never talked about his stance, but if the kids love him I suppose it’s a viable path to take. Assuming the Berra conglomerate has successfully tapped into the Braille market by now, that is.
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Post by: Spirit on August 08, 2021, 03:44:25 AM
That was... Embarrasing
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 08, 2021, 07:09:28 AM
Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.


I had kind of forgotten that the persona you talk about here is actually the same guy.

That whole PRod game and the idea that he can choose his stance to vary between games is a farce.

I’ve watched enough of his footage to say he could claim being stanceless and can see only two logical ways his inclusion in BATB should be handled :

1. He picks a stance (goofy or regular) as his regular stance and the opposite is deemed his switch stance for the entirety of the games.

2. He matches the foot placement of each opponent instead of their individual concepts of regular and switch. - i.e: Chris Cole sets a kickflip left foot forwards, he does the same left foot forwards . Nyjah sets a right foot forwards bs flip. Then the goat has to do the same trick right foot forwards.

I’ve probably thought about this too much seeing as he got rightly shat on by an almost casual Joslin.
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Post by: RikiTakeuchi on August 08, 2021, 07:20:33 AM
Not a huge Joslin fan but loved seeing him smoke Leandre, that dude needs a serious ego check.

The whole no stance schtick is the weirdest, kookiest gimmick I've ever seen.
Zero footage, 'pro' for a made up brand and making a film about yourself without even having a career first. I just can't fathom it.
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Post by: Spirit on August 08, 2021, 08:10:13 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAx6oG4N0UU
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Post by: OldSkater on August 08, 2021, 08:18:46 AM
dang i was hoping caruima guys would all get eliminated early
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Post by: conqueso on August 08, 2021, 09:00:44 AM
where do they find these randos

need a separate bracket for the curumiens
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 08, 2021, 09:08:28 AM
I feel like Berra putting Skategoat up against Joslin was a set up. Berra had to know how that would end
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Post by: rocklobster on August 08, 2021, 09:15:32 AM
Berra is simply intolerable at this point, dude's got no honest friends that's for sure.

Painfully awkward and unfunny, I embrace cringe comedy and this was too much for me. Joslin looked like he wanted none of this match, get the comedy act out of the way so I can win this match.
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Post by: Spirit on August 08, 2021, 10:39:00 AM
I feel like Berra putting Skategoat up against Joslin was a set up. Berra had to know how that would end

Joslin games will always get numbers. At this point I think it's a numbers game. Any publicity is good publicity. Now even more people know who this guy is, might be intrigued, search for more, etc.
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Post by: burm on August 08, 2021, 10:50:23 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAx6oG4N0UU
A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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Post by: Spirit on August 08, 2021, 11:36:16 AM
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A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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Post by: Hinna on August 08, 2021, 11:39:32 AM
gotta root for joslin despite rokstar especially after the shit hes been through here people making fun of his family and all. straight merked him with a stone cold face lmao
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Post by: christ0v on August 08, 2021, 11:41:45 AM
Chris “god of war” joslin
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Post by: burm on August 08, 2021, 11:52:30 AM
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A bit sad Mikey lost. I liked him since MAJER
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Oh shit, apologies.
No worries
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Post by: RichardBarkley on August 08, 2021, 11:58:30 AM
gotta root for joslin despite rokstar especially after the shit hes been through here people making fun of his family and all. straight merked him with a stone cold face lmao

Yup
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Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on August 08, 2021, 11:59:43 AM
I wanna like how that cariuma guy popped his tricks but it’s hard to look past that t-shirt and shoes.

Jolson should be the ref from now on.

I too wanted Mikey whitehouse to do better. I used to think he was annoying but now I think he’s kind of cute in a crusty way. Endearingly fried.
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 08, 2021, 02:57:43 PM
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Joslin games will always get numbers. At this point I think it's a numbers game. Any publicity is good publicity. Now even more people know who this guy is, might be intrigued, search for more, etc.
Yeah maybe so. He got worked though, missed some really basic tricks.
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Post by: Ric Leonetti on August 08, 2021, 03:20:49 PM
Seasoned pro joslin…easy job.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 08, 2021, 07:11:59 PM
I used to watch MAJER all the time. Never would have guessed that every trick that took out Mikey was a fakie heel variation.
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Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on August 08, 2021, 08:13:17 PM
The Cariuma shirt shoes combo is so torched
(https://giphy.com/gifs/face-emoji-emoticon-kD5cAlCL6o3eJOKKDO?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=)
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Post by: TheDingus on August 08, 2021, 08:52:33 PM
A win for a dude in cariuma is a loss for skateboarding.
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Post by: oyolar on August 08, 2021, 09:53:14 PM
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Imagine how sick of a career Le’andre could've had he stayed that vague "whoa, who is this guy?" Venice local. Gone from being one of Erik Ellington's favourite skaters  and likely to get on Death Wish to a Berrics guy. Not only that, they couldn't even spell his name right.
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Whoever decided on the nickname "skategoat" ruined this kid's career. there is no other option than to hate someone with an arrogant ass nickname like that with zero cred to back it up.

Pretty sure he gave it to himself.

That said, to me, it looked like he stopped trying on this game but maybe I just got bored and zoned out.

Still crazy how much more Berra likes himself than everyone else, even after all this time.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 09, 2021, 12:58:26 AM
Has anyone seen a Bryte board in the wild ?
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Post by: AsAboveSoBelow on August 09, 2021, 02:11:51 AM
Has anyone seen a Bryte board in the wild ?

no because not one has been sold, ever. They are stacked up in the corner of the berries with those terrible shoes that nobody buys.

these terrible products will soon take over so much space in the berries that there will not be enough room for anyone to skate there. It will no longer be possible for them to insult us with their terrible content.

win, win.
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Post by: Allen. on August 09, 2021, 02:42:46 AM
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no because not one has been sold, ever. They are stacked up in the corner of the berries with those terrible shoes that nobody buys.

these terrible products will soon take over so much space in the berries that there will not be enough room for anyone to skate there. It will no longer be possible for them to insult us with their terrible content.

win, win.

The only time I’ve seen a Bryte board in person is when I see the dudes on flow skating em.
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Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on August 09, 2021, 04:37:45 AM
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 double flips at the start of the game?
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Didn't expect anything else haha
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He got tripped up on those double flips
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double flips at the start
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You guys are stupid. Why bother doing basic tricks you might miss when you know your opponent will land 100% of the basics first try?

Bros Double Kickflips are a basic trick im hoping you all land first try.
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Post by: Mariatorresflores on August 09, 2021, 05:51:27 AM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/

So fakie tre's and fakie varial flips become completely different tricks if you briefly turn your shoulders for no reason? I know the other dude rides for that shoe company but how could anyone have wanted this guy to win either. Lose, lose situation.

Oh, and double kickflips aren't basic, they're illegal.
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Post by: Spirit on August 09, 2021, 06:27:33 AM
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how the fuck do either of these tricks make any sense

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dpzz_FN58
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The late pressure flip I kina get, but at that point is it even a pressure flip anymore? it's more like a late back foot hard flip kinda?


It's a fakie varial flip, there's no sex change or half cab going on at all, it's just the angle of his body like he's going to shifty but doesn't.
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Yeah that was dumb pretending a fakie varial flip is special
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It looks better here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSDDkB9BzH8/
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So fakie tre's and fakie varial flips become completely different tricks if you briefly turn your shoulders for no reason? I know the other dude rides for that shoe company but how could anyone have wanted this guy to win either. Lose, lose situation.

Oh, and double kickflips aren't basic, they're illegal.

I don't think he takes that as seriously as you guys think. 
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Post by: figureitout on August 09, 2021, 04:58:46 PM
Self proclaimed "Skate Goat" (yuck) pulls out double flips two tricks in= tasteless fake Pro

Chris Joslin replies with half cabs= tasteful legit Pro

the proof is in the pudding on this one.
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Post by: Elaine Benes on August 09, 2021, 05:22:05 PM
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Post by: urbneathme on August 10, 2021, 07:02:16 AM
looks like we got big shit coming up!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSU3hhcrIg5/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Post by: OldSkater on August 10, 2021, 08:00:17 AM
looks like we got big shit coming up!!

https://www.instagram.com/p/CSU3hhcrIg5/?utm_medium=copy_link

at least they know they are trash
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Post by: CorneliusCardew on August 10, 2021, 09:17:19 AM
Mikey Winehouse been drinking too much of that syrup
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Post by: Hinna on August 10, 2021, 09:18:17 AM
what the
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Post by: Style Police on August 10, 2021, 10:10:37 AM
A win for a dude in cariuma is a loss for skateboarding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzwYXO6VDco
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 10, 2021, 12:59:21 PM
Self proclaimed "Skate Goat" (yuck) pulls out double flips two tricks in= tasteless fake Pro

Chris Joslin replies with half cabs= tasteful legit Pro

the proof is in the pudding on this one.
Seriously at first I was like - what is Joslin doing? But it was like oh yeah he’s just clowning this guy for going straight to double flips
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Post by: DannyDee on August 10, 2021, 02:08:03 PM
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Chris Joslin replies with half cabs= tasteful legit Pro

the proof is in the pudding on this one.
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Seriously at first I was like - what is Joslin doing? But it was like oh yeah he’s just clowning this guy for going straight to double flips
I think some Joe tried some ugly ass double heelflips or tricks he knew Koston wasn't great at (hardflips) in the first pros vs joes early on, and I think Koston just fucked him over by responding with some fucked up early 90's pressure flips. I thought that was the best response to the try hards, but I don't think many pros have that many crazy early 90's tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: friendly dave on August 10, 2021, 02:20:45 PM
You're probably thinking about the Koston vs Nick Holt game.
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Post by: DannyDee on August 10, 2021, 03:08:21 PM
You're probably thinking about the Koston vs Nick Holt game.
Yeah, pretty sure that was it. The whole joe concept ruined it, to be honest. I can't blame these kids with no industry name to play respectfully when there is a cash price and they have no reputation to lose. But, it probably stops a ton of pros who may have gone on before to continue.
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Post by: nocomply900 on August 10, 2021, 07:56:53 PM
Sorry if any of this has been covered, but three questions:

1. How much is Cariuma paying these guys (their skaters/the berries)?

2. Is there some kind of requirement and/or bonus for be sponsored by Cariuma?

3. Joslin on vaxxing?
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Post by: TheDingus on August 10, 2021, 09:01:28 PM
Berriuma is probably just paying their rent at this point.
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Post by: urbneathme on August 10, 2021, 09:50:33 PM
Sorry if any of this has been covered, but three questions:

1. How much is Cariuma paying these guys (their skaters/the berries)?

2. Is there some kind of requirement and/or bonus for be sponsored by Cariuma?

3. Joslin on vaxxing?
they were a game short because of a covid scare followed by a joslin game. probably nothing, but an interesting coincidence
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Post by: burm on August 10, 2021, 10:18:49 PM
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Seriously at first I was like - what is Joslin doing? But it was like oh yeah he’s just clowning this guy for going straight to double flips
He was checking for weaknesses, then moved straight for the kill. The real master strives for efficiency.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 10, 2021, 11:59:15 PM
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I think some Joe tried some ugly ass double heelflips or tricks he knew Koston wasn't great at (hardflips) in the first pros vs joes early on, and I think Koston just fucked him over by responding with some fucked up early 90's pressure flips. I thought that was the best response to the try hards, but I don't think many pros have that many crazy early 90's tricks.
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Yeah, pretty sure that was it. The whole joe concept ruined it, to be honest. I can't blame these kids with no industry name to play respectfully when there is a cash price and they have no reputation to lose. But, it probably stops a ton of pros who may have gone on before to continue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnce9Mq_TGs

out of interest i rewatched this game (lol, yeah i know.) and that's not really what happened. kid already got three letters and koston none. so he had to make a move and try some shit to get some letters on koston (i.e. hardflips). also koston was the first one to set a pressure flip he didn't make, even though he had zero letters and was not really under pressure and the kid hasn't even set his double heels but did a hardflip and tried fakie hardflip. double heel variations came after koston's pressure flip attempt. but yeah as someone pointed out already, joes have nothing to lose and a lot to prove, in whatever ways. it's death or glory for them. so it's only rational for them to come out of the gates swinging with some fucked up double-unusual-flip-stance-much-rotation-revert-circus-tricks. that's then probably two different things, rationality for the joe and aesthetics for the viewers. whatever. i enjoy watching this shit, even the bad games...

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Post by: DannyDee on August 11, 2021, 12:09:20 AM
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I think some Joe tried some ugly ass double heelflips or tricks he knew Koston wasn't great at (hardflips) in the first pros vs joes early on, and I think Koston just fucked him over by responding with some fucked up early 90's pressure flips. I thought that was the best response to the try hards, but I don't think many pros have that many crazy early 90's tricks.
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Yeah, pretty sure that was it. The whole joe concept ruined it, to be honest. I can't blame these kids with no industry name to play respectfully when there is a cash price and they have no reputation to lose. But, it probably stops a ton of pros who may have gone on before to continue.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnce9Mq_TGs

out of interest i rewatched this game (lol, yeah i know.) and that's not really what happened. kid already got three letters and koston none. so he had to make a move and try some shit to get some letters on koston (i.e. hardflips). also koston was the first one to set a pressure flip he didn't make, even though he had zero letters and was not really under pressure and the kid hasn't even set his double heels but did a hardflip and tried fakie hardflip. double heel variations came after koston's pressure flip attempt. but yeah as someone pointed out already, joes have nothing to lose and a lot to prove, in whatever ways. it's death or glory for them. so it's only rational for them to come out of the gates swinging with some fucked up double-unusual-flip-stance-much-rotation-revert-circus-tricks. that's then probably two different things, rationality for the joe and aesthetics for the viewers. whatever. i enjoy watching this shit, even the bad games...
It's more a lot of the joes do these tricks while also looking horrifically doing them. I thought it was cool when Cory came out doing crazy shit vs Ramondetta but he was generally doing the tricks pretty well with pop and not skating at a snail's pace.
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on August 11, 2021, 01:46:35 AM
haha yeah well, you are right. that's definitely true. :D
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Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 13, 2021, 01:43:05 PM
No death blow videos from berrie this week. Are we getting battles tomorrow or what?
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Post by: Dooky-shoes on August 14, 2021, 08:39:43 AM
Alex midler is quickly running up the ranks as my most hated skater. Hes good but i’d be happy if i never saw him again.

Does he have a permanent sinus infection?
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Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on August 14, 2021, 08:43:46 AM
Alex midler is quickly running up the ranks as my most hated skater. Hes good but i’d be happy if i never saw him again.

Does he have a permanent sinus infection?

I laughed so hard when he talked shit on sunnys sw fs flip then proceeded to bail 3 atempts at one blaming the berrics groundafter every try
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Post by: flippy lippy on August 14, 2021, 09:07:35 AM
Midler on some weird shit
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Post by: OldSkater on August 14, 2021, 09:49:01 AM
its pretty terrible watching midler skate
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on August 14, 2021, 10:23:06 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w64F18cN1fg

Milder's footwear has major FlyGuy vibes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc
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Post by: quadcuff on August 14, 2021, 10:37:23 AM
not really that interesting yet
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Post by: Lou Strux on August 14, 2021, 11:03:48 AM
This Berra fuck really gonna try to play off his fumble like it's because they wanna disinfect all the park's surfaces, out of an abundance of concern for the safety of others?
All true Xenites know that with high enough of an operating thetan level, they'll be immune from the affects of the infection.
Everybody else is, by now, aware that COVID viral transmission usually results from contact w/ airborne droplets of bodily fluids (spit/mucus/etc.) and NOT typically by touching shared/common surfaces.
What might/could contribute to spreading the virus though, would be to put a group of people together, inside of an enclosed environment, while an athletic endeavor (read: skating) is underway. But hey, let's just pretend we're sanitizing the joint as a cover for the fact that a bunch of our competitors are declining to participate.
They actually came clean in that very same announcement from the start of the video, but then redirected & started fronting like they were looking out for public health.
It's a fucking online forum, for crying out loud... They can't skip the 15/20 pointless guests & just have the essential staff & talent be a) vaxxed, and b) tested within 24 hours of the battle?!? If the freaking olympics can pull it off on that massive scale, surely these goofs can manage to wrangle a weekly warehouse meeting of about 10 people.
Fucking rooks.
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Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 14, 2021, 01:53:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w64F18cN1fg


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWNQTqMkezc
That was insulting.
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Post by: JimGeko on August 14, 2021, 02:08:03 PM
That sunny kid is defo on Scientology.
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Post by: Hinna on August 14, 2021, 02:38:39 PM
weak. half that shit wouldnt be considered a make back in the day. or today
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Post by: Don on August 14, 2021, 07:27:33 PM
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Post by: Paul Cicero on August 14, 2021, 07:44:01 PM
these games aren't live, right? so hypothetically, the whole season could be over but they're postponing broadcasting for bullshit? and if the park is open for sunny soljah and bette midler's kid, why not the real players?

Welcome back.
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Post by: Xen on August 14, 2021, 10:28:35 PM
…. and bette midler's kid….


&#128512;
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 15, 2021, 06:44:36 AM
Mid-ler crisis come early for this one
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Post by: Spirit on August 15, 2021, 07:22:46 AM
That sunny kid is defo on Scientology.

I remember someone on the /esg/ general posting a link to how deep both Berra and Koston were. There is a site which has extensive data on this. Anyone know which one it is? I'd love to check if Sunny is in there.
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Post by: stephop on August 15, 2021, 07:27:21 AM
So much speed and  style in that battle.
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Post by: Coldpizza on August 15, 2021, 07:30:12 AM
Milder gives me some heavy Biebel vibes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: WavyDavy on August 15, 2021, 07:51:43 AM
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I remember someone on the /esg/ general posting a link to how deep both Berra and Koston were. There is a site which has extensive data on this. Anyone know which one it is? I'd love to check if Sunny is in there.

you mean this?
https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/s/steve-berra.html
http://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/e/eric-koston.html
https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/a/aaron-kyro.html
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sila on August 15, 2021, 09:46:41 AM
Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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Post by: urbneathme on August 15, 2021, 09:47:15 AM
do you think that hypebeast or whatever nonsense internet company owns the berries at this point is trying to shut them down and they’re using the “one last BATB” to keep the lights on so steve is just trying to make this one last for like two years?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on August 15, 2021, 09:49:32 AM
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That sunny kid is defo on Scientology.
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I remember someone on the /esg/ general posting a link to how deep both Berra and Koston were. There is a site which has extensive data on this. Anyone know which one it is? I'd love to check if Sunny is in there.

 https://www.scientology-lies.com/people/index.html (https://www.scientology-lies.com/people/index.html)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 15, 2021, 11:47:02 AM
Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uh Oh on August 15, 2021, 11:48:07 AM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.

https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on August 15, 2021, 04:29:09 PM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
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https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html

Never would have guessed Greco went deeper than froston.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: foureyedjim on August 15, 2021, 04:31:08 PM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
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https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html
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Never would have guessed Greco went deeper than froston.

Jobs? Never!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_reacharound on August 15, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
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https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html
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Never would have guessed Greco went deeper than froston.
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Jobs? Never!

Xenu? Always!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on August 15, 2021, 09:11:51 PM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
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https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html
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Never would have guessed Greco went deeper than froston.
i’m not excusing this shit, but xenu supposedly runs rehab facilities with really high success rates and the class names and time tables line up - he might’ve just gotten jammed up there trying to get off junk. harris wittels did a great interview talking about how he got roped into a scientology facility briefly
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uh Oh on August 15, 2021, 09:13:49 PM
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Haha, Koston did two "courses" in 2005.

Berra has been stacking since 98.
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A few years back someone posted evidence of Greco going to a couple classes, but I'm way too lazy to dig around for that shit.
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https://www.truthaboutscientology.com/stats/by-name/j/jim-greco.html
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Never would have guessed Greco went deeper than froston.
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i’m not excusing this shit, but xenu supposedly runs rehab facilities with really high success rates and the class names and time tables line up - he might’ve just gotten jammed up there trying to get off junk. harris wittels did a great interview talking about how he got roped into a scientology facility briefly

That’s exactly what happened. Narconon.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DannyDee on August 15, 2021, 10:51:01 PM
(https://sun9-18.userapi.com/impg/67Zfx2iFX6YUKR1M1ug0uskKmYIpHnMXMBn-fA/YanuS0IGv5g.jpg?size=828x1472&quality=96&sign=41ceab4c36173e03a1c581c02705b331&type=album)
Early Stereo has some of the best parts, but the Jason Lee connection is obviously kookie in retrospect. But, I wish I could skate like Daher.  He just floats.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on August 16, 2021, 07:59:11 AM
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(https://sun9-18.userapi.com/impg/67Zfx2iFX6YUKR1M1ug0uskKmYIpHnMXMBn-fA/YanuS0IGv5g.jpg?size=828x1472&quality=96&sign=41ceab4c36173e03a1c581c02705b331&type=album)
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Early Stereo has some of the best parts, but the Jason Lee connection is obviously kookie in retrospect. But, I wish I could skate like Daher.  He just floats.

The weed he grows will give you a similar effect.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 19, 2021, 08:17:31 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 19, 2021, 10:00:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?

FS pressure flip late flip?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on August 19, 2021, 10:07:14 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?

Additional question regarding this video?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 19, 2021, 01:27:54 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?

Aurelian acting aloof... Pretending he doesn't know who TJ is or what his tricks are..... As if

His monster hat ruined my day .... Then I saw he was wearing dunks ( of course) and it annoyed me even more.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on August 19, 2021, 01:35:01 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?
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Aurelian acting aloof... Pretending he doesn't know who TJ is or what his tricks are..... As if

His monster hat ruined my day .... Then I saw he was wearing dunks ( of course) and it annoyed me even more.

you must not have a lot going on
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on August 19, 2021, 04:05:38 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?
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Aurelian acting aloof... Pretending he doesn't know who TJ is or what his tricks are..... As if

His monster hat ruined my day .... Then I saw he was wearing dunks ( of course) and it annoyed me even more.

At least it should be an interesting game, I don't see either of them fucking up the basics like the vast majority of games so far.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 20, 2021, 12:04:53 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?
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Aurelian acting aloof... Pretending he doesn't know who TJ is or what his tricks are..... As if

His monster hat ruined my day .... Then I saw he was wearing dunks ( of course) and it annoyed me even more.
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you must not have a lot going on

I do

I'm just bitter
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 20, 2021, 12:05:46 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t1-jaUHR7c

Is this the first time a proper BATB match is out of the warehouse?
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FS pressure flip late flip?
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Aurelian acting aloof... Pretending he doesn't know who TJ is or what his tricks are..... As if

His monster hat ruined my day .... Then I saw he was wearing dunks ( of course) and it annoyed me even more.
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At least it should be an interesting game, I don't see either of them fucking up the basics like the vast majority of games so far.

Defo man

I say this could be a long one. Both have tricks for days
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 20, 2021, 08:29:58 AM
https://youtu.be/e36kGV8xt9g
A shuv
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on August 20, 2021, 09:15:59 AM
https://youtu.be/e36kGV8xt9g
A shuv

Except neither the pressure nor the under actually flip....wtf is this non-trick bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 20, 2021, 09:49:51 AM
Boy i would be scared If i had to try a Full cab double flip
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Post by: OldSkater on August 20, 2021, 10:51:44 AM
that full cab double flip is a beautiful trick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 20, 2021, 10:52:39 AM
So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on August 20, 2021, 11:09:10 AM
So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
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WHAT GETS YOU MOTIVATED TO SKATE?: Continually seeing peoples lives radically transformed by simply getting to know Jesus.

Who the fuck are these people?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on August 20, 2021, 12:46:28 PM
https://youtu.be/e36kGV8xt9g
A shuv

Exaclty.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 20, 2021, 12:53:28 PM
So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
(https://i.ibb.co/m9NgRfk/Capturar.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m9NgRfk)

Does he pray before or after the games?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 20, 2021, 12:56:29 PM
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So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
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(https://i.ibb.co/m9NgRfk/Capturar.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m9NgRfk)

Does he pray before or after the games?
It’s a skateboard ministry, the skating is the prayer
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on August 20, 2021, 01:35:23 PM
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So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
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(https://i.ibb.co/m9NgRfk/Capturar.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m9NgRfk)

Does he pray before or after the games?
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It’s a skateboard ministry, the skating is the prayer

https://youtu.be/7ddh3qPKCCE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 20, 2021, 02:18:54 PM
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So it’s Cariuma vs Cariuma, who to root for then?

Shaun doesn’t appear to be actually sponsored by them, but I don’t know if that makes it worse. And then there’s this https://www.untitledskate.com/shaun-hover
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WHAT GETS YOU MOTIVATED TO SKATE?: Continually seeing peoples lives radically transformed by simply getting to know Jesus.
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Who the fuck are these people?
They're Cumorama sales reps.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nocomply900 on August 20, 2021, 05:22:42 PM
Last 2-3 pages of this thread have made me lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: figureitout on August 20, 2021, 05:43:18 PM
https://youtu.be/e36kGV8xt9g
A shuv

these two seem like nice fellas,  too bad the Careyumba's appear on both their feet.

Nice fakie flip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 21, 2021, 08:42:01 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls
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Post by: 35mm on August 21, 2021, 09:00:15 AM
Nice battle in a nice location, Trocadero. Mark Gonzales made a video there with the circle board.

Being used to the battles being in the berrics the background in this one was too distracting, I felt like I coundn't keep up lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on August 21, 2021, 09:16:23 AM
Aurelien has some serious soccer Player vibes
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Post by: coldbrew on August 21, 2021, 09:58:41 AM
I’m about to start calling him TI Rogers for the way he got his hat on all crazy like that all the time.
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Post by: Sharky on August 21, 2021, 10:03:58 AM
I dig this format, while the location was a little hectic with all the tourist walking through it was a nice change of pace. The sesh at the end was pretty dope as well. Hopefully we get another battle like this in the future.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on August 21, 2021, 10:48:43 AM
C’est pourquoi maintenant le Berries?
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Post by: randy_kak on August 21, 2021, 12:32:41 PM
non pas jamais…. tu devrais aussi
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Post by: nicotinewheel on August 21, 2021, 01:28:13 PM
360 shuv was disgusting
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on August 21, 2021, 04:02:08 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on August 21, 2021, 04:03:01 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 21, 2021, 05:14:07 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
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Post by: conqueso on August 21, 2021, 05:24:30 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
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Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on August 21, 2021, 05:26:59 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
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Post by: smokecrack on August 21, 2021, 05:38:38 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
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Post by: formeitscrazylike_ on August 21, 2021, 05:48:19 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/5kdv3d.jpg)
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Post by: Pee nis on August 21, 2021, 06:50:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/icZfHGG.jpg)
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Post by: FS-OverKOOK on August 21, 2021, 07:05:11 PM
TJ still a G and not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jagr on August 21, 2021, 07:12:57 PM
I’m about to start calling him TI Rogers for the way he got his hat on all crazy like that all the time.

Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on August 21, 2021, 07:53:49 PM
it was funny for a couple of posts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on August 21, 2021, 07:58:26 PM
Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.

it was funny for a couple of posts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jagr on August 21, 2021, 08:12:58 PM
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Not a fan of the French dude, but hardflip late flip is probably the most dangerous trick I can imagine trying flatground.

it was funny for a couple of posts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sk8parkchamp1on on August 21, 2021, 09:04:02 PM
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=117288.msg3623968#msg3623968 (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=117288.msg3623968#msg3623968)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 21, 2021, 10:58:46 PM
01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01100001 00100000 01100110 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01000110 01110010 01100101 01101110 01100011 01101000 00100000 01100100 01110101 01100100 01100101 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110010 01100100 01100110 01101100 01101001 01110000 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101100 01101001 01110000 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110000 01110010 01101111 01100010 01100001 01100010 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101111 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100100 01100001 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110010 01101111 01110101 01110011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01101001 01100011 01101011 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 01101101 01100001 01100111 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100110 01101100 01100001 01110100 01100111 01110010 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00101110

Phew, that’s a mouth full.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on August 22, 2021, 03:23:43 AM
it was funny for a couple of posts
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Post by: rukes on August 22, 2021, 03:24:08 AM
it was funny for a couple of posts
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Post by: johnes on August 22, 2021, 03:32:48 AM
AGs first hardflip almost looked like a normal pop shuv. I wanted TJ to win. Good game.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 22, 2021, 03:47:20 AM
AGs first hardflip almost looked like a normal pop shuv. I wanted TJ to win. Good game.
Same with his nolllie 360 kickflip. I watched it five times in normal speed and still couldn't see the flip. Then I watched it in 0.25x speed and it still barely looks like it flips.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 22, 2021, 08:02:28 AM
https://youtu.be/p1v7MNvUzbk
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Post by: conqueso on August 22, 2021, 08:09:35 AM
coriuma 3:16
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Post by: backside_reacharound on August 22, 2021, 08:26:27 AM
the kid that won seems like a real bitchass
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Post by: urbneathme on August 22, 2021, 08:28:09 AM
that kid with the long hair is one of the biggest losers i've maybe ever encountered
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 22, 2021, 08:36:35 AM
https://youtu.be/p1v7MNvUzbk
” It's on like Shaunkey Kong”

The writer of the berrics’ captions is giving thrasher’s caption writer a run for their money.
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Post by: ohtight on August 22, 2021, 08:46:55 AM
I think I hated everyone in this last video holy fuck the kid that won seems like such a prick. One nice hard flip though
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Post by: Kaiju Foster on August 22, 2021, 08:58:29 AM
That Sean Davis kid really does come off like a proper shithead, what with the little snide remarks and crying foul over the sw tre. Seemed a bit aggro and defensive. Who knows, maybe he has a really small wiener, or something.
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Post by: OldSkater on August 22, 2021, 09:07:30 AM
was it just me, or did dude's impossible not wrap. looked like a 3 shove to me
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Post by: nutsass on August 22, 2021, 09:29:39 AM
The winner is a kook for not explaining how to do that ugly shuvit to the other guy
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Post by: fs1/2cab on August 22, 2021, 09:43:04 AM
"So that was an impossible?"

I am not sure about that. And what kinda bullshit was that last trick? The guy with the long hair seems like an absolute asshole who vibes people out of skateparks. Never understand why people can be so full of themselves. Shit doesn't fly anymore and he needs a reality check.
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Post by: Dead to Me on August 22, 2021, 09:57:20 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CS3aeQWLC3-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Post by: burm on August 22, 2021, 09:58:43 AM
So in the end I’m definitely on the divine ministry’s team on this one. Sean seemed like he could use some Jesus in his life, god damnit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: citycity on August 22, 2021, 10:01:28 AM
Came here to say that dude sucks and I feel like they should do away w the last trick. He shouldn’t be able to use that anymore. It’s too stupid and so is he.
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Post by: Paperclip20 on August 22, 2021, 10:02:06 AM
I've done that "shuvit underflip" before and that's not a real trick lol. It's a goofy way to do a shuv or a "half impossible" And an underflip requires the board to flip anyway. Silly shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Joe Davola on August 22, 2021, 11:04:14 AM
That one dude looks like that one dude who put our that Kramer cosplay part.
https://youtu.be/nuzuzkGvtQQ (https://youtu.be/nuzuzkGvtQQ)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on August 22, 2021, 11:09:16 AM
Dude looks like Dra’nakyuek
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/001/171/952/123.png)
Congrats on stomping that malformed shove it today.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Made In China on August 22, 2021, 11:15:04 AM
Uhhhhhh so is that last trick not just a vertical pop shuv? You could call it a half impossible, but calling it a "pressure flip underflip" seems to be overselling it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on August 22, 2021, 11:25:07 AM
I'm glad I'm not the only one to hate the dude with long hair.
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Post by: decoi1 on August 22, 2021, 11:52:58 AM
That last trick was as awful as those completely unnecessary powerslides and now I officially want this guy to win the least
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 22, 2021, 11:57:28 AM
That last trick was just a bad pop shuv.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 22, 2021, 12:16:32 PM
The YouTube comments are something else.
« Sean won the game but lost my respect »
I love how it seems he did something horrible. He Sur seems like a kook but the seriousness of the comments is very funny to me
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 22, 2021, 12:20:56 PM
Sean Davis comes off as a massive fuckin prick. Don't care to see this guy again
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on August 22, 2021, 12:32:11 PM
Austen Seaholm got 2 Cariuma shoes instead of 1; here's what happened to his scent.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 22, 2021, 12:32:40 PM
The YouTube comments are something else.
« Sean won the game but lost my respect »
I love how it seems he did something horrible. He Sur seems like a kook but the seriousness of the comments is very funny to me
The game might not be serious, but he seriously kooked it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on August 22, 2021, 12:34:39 PM
They both wore berriuma’s in the berries and I don’t think either should move on to the next round
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on August 22, 2021, 12:34:44 PM
what an unlikeable person
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Post by: PlugSkullcandy on August 22, 2021, 12:45:05 PM
Still waiting to change my username to « PlugCariuma »
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Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 22, 2021, 12:53:00 PM
Yooooo they turned off the comments lmaoooo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: turd fergusion on August 22, 2021, 01:26:10 PM
This is why I love this place. I thought it was just me then I came here. Fuck that guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Malcolm Sex on August 22, 2021, 01:33:50 PM
What an absolute dickhead that kid is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on August 22, 2021, 01:55:45 PM
And the comments are off. Pretty funny one of the only Cariuma dudes to win a game is tarnishing the brand by sticking around.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LURKIN RENOIR on August 22, 2021, 01:55:54 PM
what an unlikeable person
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 22, 2021, 01:57:54 PM
I’d rather get knocked out in straight letters than use that challenge flag and argue over my wack tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 22, 2021, 02:24:25 PM
It is the first time that I see someone not wanting to help the opponent understand a trick they have never tried
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: what is wrong with you on August 22, 2021, 02:29:52 PM
the guy does a shuvit and acts like a dick, Berriuma strikes again
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 22, 2021, 02:50:09 PM
Fuck that was disgusting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: waffle on August 22, 2021, 03:42:00 PM
Venice local a self-obsessed clown, color me shocked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on August 22, 2021, 03:49:35 PM
Here’s my explanation

https://vimeo.com/590737673
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: phlap on August 22, 2021, 04:07:48 PM
#CariumaMoment
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on August 22, 2021, 04:08:49 PM
And the comments are off. Pretty funny one of the only Cariuma dudes to win a game is tarnishing the brand by sticking around.
.

Check the comments under this post
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSm9oVkhvKg/comments
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 22, 2021, 04:25:36 PM
All comments turned off for YouTube and Instagram that had anything to do with that dickhole Sean Davis. Fuck that dude. Worst attitude ever hopefully even cariuma kicks him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 22, 2021, 04:31:08 PM
Ahahahah BATB12 is doing more harm to these skaters reputations than it is doing good, unless your name is Torey Pudwill or Sean Malto. So many embarrassing moments. Carriuma must be reading all these comments and they can’t be stoked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on August 22, 2021, 04:38:05 PM
So the dude's "death trick" or whatever is a sloppy pop shuv? Who'd really call that an underflip with a straight face? He should go skate with the kook who thought doing a fakie tre standing weird was a new trick. Peas in a pod, those two.

 If you pause it you can clearly see the board didn't even spin 90°, it was simply unlevel and he leveled it out. What was up with all the unnecessary reverts too, what a conceited spaz.

From now on Shawn is spelled S h a w n in this household; fuck these cariuma kooks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: garyindiana on August 22, 2021, 04:59:27 PM
bruh why did he skate to the farthest qp after every trick to then speed check and land every trick goofy. tbh i was hoping somehow both of them lost and I must say was not disappointed &#128514;
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roomservice on August 22, 2021, 05:09:46 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dan Gerous on August 22, 2021, 05:11:09 PM
bruh why did he skate to the farthest qp after every trick to then speed check and land every trick goofy. tbh i was hoping somehow both of them lost and I must say was not disappointed &#38;#128514;
Well in a way, they both lost, Shawn the actual game but Sean lost whatever little value he had now that his sponsors have to lock comments everywhere he is... and by sponsors I mean Berra. ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on August 22, 2021, 06:12:56 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8

Your entire dissertation is null and void because it’s fucking Bobby Worrest lol you think he gives a fuck about some scientology warehouse that posts the same kind of clickbait titled videos as Aaron Kyro? He was taking the piss out of em and it worked cause you’re here like 3 years later crying&#128514; Sean Davis is bitchmade I dunno man
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on August 22, 2021, 06:23:29 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
Worrest claps for the dude when he defends tricks and fist bumps/shakes hands with his crew after the actual battle. You see him making a big deal about the competitive aspect of anything in that vid or the actual battle vid? He wasn't like "oh that was a toe drag!" and he never came off as being a spaz imo. Maybe kinda dickish for being late, but who cares. He skated in the event and had some class during the game... It's a big stretch to compare the two dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on August 22, 2021, 06:25:06 PM
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wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
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lol you think he gives a fuck about some scientology warehouse
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 22, 2021, 07:08:44 PM
They both wore berriuma’s in the berries and I don’t think either should move on to the next round
Seriously, this is the ONLY WAY Stove Borra could guarantee that at least one Cumorama rider made it to the 2nd round.
Gotta appease those new shoe overlords somehow, after all.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: my english is bad on August 22, 2021, 07:20:52 PM
We are the real loser for watching battle at the berriumas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on August 22, 2021, 07:22:13 PM
hahaha yo it’s a game of skate at the end of the day who gives a fuck. yeah the dudes a dick for not explaining it but he also skates for cariuma so obviously he doesn’t have high standards as a human. and as for bobby worrest, it’s bobby fuckin worrest he can do what he wants
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Brguy on August 22, 2021, 07:31:20 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
"Coolguyed Mike Mo" is a stretch when Mo is obviously being annoying as hell and just fucking around with Bobby because he was late.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 22, 2021, 08:43:24 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
We are saying he’s a dick for acting like a dick. If someone’s reaction is disproportionate it’s yours.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on August 22, 2021, 08:51:21 PM
I love the speed check just to follow up with a nollie big spin. Silly shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on August 22, 2021, 08:56:33 PM
who are these people? why is this a thing?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 22, 2021, 09:07:03 PM
We're taking a family road trip up the Pacific coast and have been staying in Santa Monica these past few days. The amount of Cariuma in Venice is staggering
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: what is wrong with you on August 22, 2021, 09:07:42 PM
who are these people? why is this a thing?
Who really knows anymore
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 22, 2021, 10:08:19 PM
fake humility at the end all good game bro after acting like a little bitch
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: left knee cap on August 22, 2021, 10:30:26 PM
 :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on August 22, 2021, 11:10:43 PM
We're taking a family road trip up the Pacific coast and have been staying in Santa Monica these past few days. The amount of Cariuma in Venice is staggering
Enjoy the coast! Go north, I promise cariumas don’t exist on the Oregon coast.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 22, 2021, 11:12:06 PM
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk

I’ve been avoiding this guy because I assumed he was one of those YouTube dudes that are annoying but, he doesn’t miss on this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on August 22, 2021, 11:27:20 PM
Don't want to defend this Sean guy, but before he turned off the insta comments he answered to someone that he explained and showed how to do the trick to his opponent before the match and also after the match. Drying the match they cut the conversation, but idk. Now that he turned off alle the comments it seems really weird and dramatic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on August 22, 2021, 11:49:54 PM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8

chill out Sean
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 23, 2021, 12:45:09 AM
We are the real loser for watching battle at the berriumas

We were the real kook last all along
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Prostate Exam on August 23, 2021, 01:08:23 AM
This guy has a bryte future
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldieButFrenchie on August 23, 2021, 02:56:10 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls

I usually dont watch the BATB but seeing the Trocadero and Pierre-Andre announcing in French made my day. It's just so much better to see this happening outside, and not in the sterile confines of a private skatepark....
Also the bonus tricks at le Dome double set were rad as fuck. Giraud seems to have hardlips late flip on lock everywhere which is just insane....the way he adds ollie/pop shove/ollie afterwards....it all looks too easy for the dude. It's pretty rare to see someone doing a trick on that double set and then handling the 3 subsequent stair sets.....

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on August 23, 2021, 03:52:05 AM
Sean Davis is the Karen of social media skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: gabbesucks on August 23, 2021, 04:35:01 AM
This guy has a bryte future

Holy shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 23, 2021, 05:53:47 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/icZfHGG.jpg)

some1 gnar this dude pls
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 23, 2021, 05:59:13 AM
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


LOL you're the Shawn Davis of this thread, fuck off.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on August 23, 2021, 06:27:59 AM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
It looks like he was just trying to say hello to everyone. It's like getting to a party, trying to make the rounds, and one friend (usually drunk or something) talking your ear off about some shit. Give me a minute...we'll talk...i just got here.

Shout out to late era Pitcrew coach's jacket.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mad Max on August 23, 2021, 06:33:56 AM
wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.



No no no no no... No he doesn't. He just keeps it under control. There's no pressure (scoop) or flipping involved.

When did you start skating?
It's important because I am so sick of people calling 360 shove its impossibles. It is not the same thing. At all.
I'm going to blame the misnomer on the berrics who qualified a 360 shove -it as an impossible in a game of SKATE years back.
You want to see a real impossible that actually rotates on a vertical or horizontal access with the griptape touching the top of the shoe or inside of the ankle? Check Rodney Mullen, Ed Templeton, Alex Moul, Geoff Rowley for good examples.

Seriously, stop calling the bent 360 shove-it an impossible. Claiming this heresy just shows you to be ignorant and stupid.


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 23, 2021, 06:45:41 AM
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wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
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It looks like he was just trying to say hello to everyone. It's like getting to a party, trying to make the rounds, and one friend (usually drunk or something) talking your ear off about some shit. Give me a minute...we'll talk...i just got here.

Shout out to late era Pitcrew coach's jacket.


I knew a kid like this at my old local indoor park who was so bad that if he saw me pull up in the parking lot he would actually run outside and crowd my car before I could even get out. And by kid I mean grown dude the same age as me who thought he was a Berrics character or something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: atheosx on August 23, 2021, 06:53:21 AM
You can tell EVERYTHING about a person based on whether they allow comments on their instagram posts or not.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mystical Leader on August 23, 2021, 06:56:11 AM
lol you guys arguing about trick names..

The other guy could have done the trick same way but he didn't and got a letter.. It's not about what the tricks are called it's about how you do it etc. style and tricks matter.. Sean just has terrible taste.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jorge on August 23, 2021, 07:34:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls

I usually dont watch the BATB but seeing the Trocadero and Pierre-Andre announcing in French made my day. It's just so much better to see this happening outside, and not in the sterile confines of a private skatepark....
Also the bonus tricks at le Dome double set were rad as fuck. Giraud seems to have hardlips late flip on lock everywhere which is just insane....the way he adds ollie/pop shove/ollie afterwards....it all looks too easy for the dude. It's pretty rare to see someone doing a trick on that double set and then handling the 3 subsequent stair sets.....
As beautiful as Paris is, it still couldn't make up for TJ Rogers cul-de-sac gangsta costume
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on August 23, 2021, 07:40:09 AM
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wtf are you all smoking.

all of you calling it a pop shuv would, by the same logic, call every impossible a 360 shuv. The wrap would no longer make a difference in the trick.

idk about the name but it clearly wraps before he flips it back over, so it's not a pop shuv.

Regarding the whole "unsportsmanlike" behavior issue, this kind of reaction is overblown and disproportionate. The reaction to this is more appropriate for something like Nickelback lead singer focusing the other guy's board or spitting on him or something. He already tried to explain the trick to him once, and I understood it easily without him having to explain. You all are acting like the participants in every matchup have to go on a candlelit 3 course dinner date after the battle, and yet at the same time complain about all the celebratory hugging after each trick in a video. Fucks sake. No I am not Nickelback lead singer or associated with them in any way, but what he did was hardly deserving of this "burn him at the stake" reaction.

See bobby worst below for an example of worse behavior. Arrived late, battle was supposed to start at 2pm, arrived at 2:07 and his board wasn't even gripped yet, and then coolguyed mikemo cause he can't take a joke about making everyone at the berries wait on him. Are you going to burn him at the stake for this too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtdSwXkCIj8
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It looks like he was just trying to say hello to everyone. It's like getting to a party, trying to make the rounds, and one friend (usually drunk or something) talking your ear off about some shit. Give me a minute...we'll talk...i just got here.

Shout out to late era Pitcrew coach's jacket.
[close]


I knew a kid like this at my old local indoor park who was so bad that if he saw me pull up in the parking lot he would actually run outside and crowd my car before I could even get out. And by kid I mean grown dude the same age as me who thought he was a Berrics character or something.

oh yeah i knew a guy like this growing up, we called him Raptor cause he was relentless with the shit, always there as a sidler in your circles trying to get it, and he also kinda looked like a raptor. but yeah if i was skating a spot with peeps hed always be like yooooo and youd try and act like you didnt see him to not get embarrassed :( poor guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on August 23, 2021, 07:49:45 AM
Yeah that was such a horrid game, one of the worst cabs I've ever seen done in my life.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on August 23, 2021, 07:54:03 AM
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/036/460/EOd2yjnUwAAIck9.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on August 23, 2021, 08:01:54 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls

I usually dont watch the BATB but seeing the Trocadero and Pierre-Andre announcing in French made my day. It's just so much better to see this happening outside, and not in the sterile confines of a private skatepark....
Also the bonus tricks at le Dome double set were rad as fuck. Giraud seems to have hardlips late flip on lock everywhere which is just insane....the way he adds ollie/pop shove/ollie afterwards....it all looks too easy for the dude. It's pretty rare to see someone doing a trick on that double set and then handling the 3 subsequent stair sets.....
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As beautiful as Paris is, it still couldn't make up for TJ Rogers cul-de-sac gangsta costume

I don't get how people have problems with girauds fit compared to TJ, wearing wife beater and cap like seen in the Thumbnail
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uh Oh on August 23, 2021, 08:12:22 AM
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We are the real loser for watching battle at the berriumas
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We were the real kook last all along

https://youtu.be/1TO48Cnl66w
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 23, 2021, 08:25:37 AM
its just entertainment. they shouldnt try to be famous then. battle of the stupid hats. dude should lose twice for how he wore that. anyway in the actual game between bobby and dan lutheran years ago you can see the disappointment in mike mos face when bobby wins. sean davis on chess. idiot probably couldnt build a gingerbread house. thats not the angle thats not the angle
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Beeda Weeda on August 23, 2021, 08:26:37 AM
that french dude skates like a San Diego local circa fall 1997, iillusion flips. TJ does his own thing and is easy to root for.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jorge on August 23, 2021, 08:50:22 AM
that french dude skates like a San Diego local circa fall 1997, iillusion flips. TJ does his own thing and is easy to root for.
Is he?  He looks like he vapes inside his modded shitbox car.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 23, 2021, 10:13:57 AM
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that french dude skates like a San Diego local circa fall 1997, iillusion flips. TJ does his own thing and is easy to root for.
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Is he?  He looks like he vapes inside his modded shitbox car. (actually accurate)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on August 23, 2021, 10:19:04 AM
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that french dude skates like a San Diego local circa fall 1997, iillusion flips. TJ does his own thing and is easy to root for.
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Is he?  He looks like he vapes inside his modded shitbox car.
dude looks like he drives a lowered civic with a lot of stickers on it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 23, 2021, 07:13:08 PM
I’d be pretty embarrassed skating a thing like BATB and doing tricks like f/s cabs. Surely if you think you are good enough at flat to skate this thing you can do better than that. Fucking un popped fakie bigspins and all.. cmon now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: my english is bad on August 23, 2021, 08:11:19 PM
the berries are going to do a rematch jajajaja

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS8LQT1nJ14/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: donny2chugs on August 23, 2021, 08:17:37 PM
As bad as that game was, you gotta give Sean credit for asking for a rematch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: veritas on August 23, 2021, 08:22:55 PM
We are the real loser for watching battle at the berriumas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sk8parkchamp1on on August 23, 2021, 08:31:39 PM
As bad as that game was, you gotta give Sean credit for asking for a rematch.

Naw you don’t understand, it’s like playing chess
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 23, 2021, 08:42:59 PM
Doesn’t say he asked for it. I would assume it came from Berra.

I don’t think this is the right decision, sure there were some issues with the reffing, but also no one cares about these guys so move on and learn from your mistakes.

Now they’ll just drag this even longer, since I don’t think for a second that there would be 2 matches AND the rematch this week.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 23, 2021, 08:43:56 PM
kid must be grinding his teef right now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on August 23, 2021, 08:54:18 PM
Doesn’t say he asked for it. I would assume it came from Berra.

I don’t think this is the right decision, sure there were some issues with the reffing, but also no one cares about these guys so move on and learn from your mistakes.

Now they’ll just drag this even longer, since I don’t think for a second that there would be 2 matches AND the rematch this week.

I’m a big Shaun Hover fan. I care.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on August 23, 2021, 08:57:43 PM
This video popped up in my YouTube suggested videos earlier today. It’s basically an open letter to Sean Davis where at the 5:30 mark he suggests setting up a rematch. Coincidence?
https://youtu.be/i7fSSJK6V-8
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on August 23, 2021, 08:59:58 PM
Flawless phyrric victory
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on August 23, 2021, 10:26:32 PM
This video popped up in my YouTube suggested videos earlier today. It’s basically an open letter to Sean Davis where at the 5:30 mark he suggests setting up a rematch. Coincidence?
https://youtu.be/i7fSSJK6V-8

Didn’t know people make and monetize berries response videos based off slap comments to generate content.

It is a very sad day in skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_reacharound on August 23, 2021, 11:05:56 PM
As bad as that game was, you gotta give Sean credit for asking for a rematch.

gotta give him credit for being the absolute worst dude out, too. heavy is the head that wears the douchebag crown.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on August 23, 2021, 11:30:49 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls

I usually dont watch the BATB but seeing the Trocadero and Pierre-Andre announcing in French made my day. It's just so much better to see this happening outside, and not in the sterile confines of a private skatepark....
Also the bonus tricks at le Dome double set were rad as fuck. Giraud seems to have hardlips late flip on lock everywhere which is just insane....the way he adds ollie/pop shove/ollie afterwards....it all looks too easy for the dude. It's pretty rare to see someone doing a trick on that double set and then handling the 3 subsequent stair sets.....
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As beautiful as Paris is, it still couldn't make up for TJ Rogers cul-de-sac gangsta costume

TJRogers lately looks like he’s cosplaying Brandon Biebel in fully flared… it’s pretty cringe ngl. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPJWx2n64F/?utm_medium=copy_link
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wjqtU3YDsgk/hqdefault.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hyliannightmare on August 23, 2021, 11:43:17 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpYr_pyXQls

I usually dont watch the BATB but seeing the Trocadero and Pierre-Andre announcing in French made my day. It's just so much better to see this happening outside, and not in the sterile confines of a private skatepark....
Also the bonus tricks at le Dome double set were rad as fuck. Giraud seems to have hardlips late flip on lock everywhere which is just insane....the way he adds ollie/pop shove/ollie afterwards....it all looks too easy for the dude. It's pretty rare to see someone doing a trick on that double set and then handling the 3 subsequent stair sets.....
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As beautiful as Paris is, it still couldn't make up for TJ Rogers cul-de-sac gangsta costume
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TJRogers lately looks like he’s cosplaying Brandon Biebel in fully flared… it’s pretty cringe ngl. https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPJWx2n64F/?utm_medium=copy_link
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/wjqtU3YDsgk/hqdefault.jpg)

I'm so ready for this aesthetic to come back. My XXL nba jerseys, fitted new eras and baggy jeans/puffy DCs are ready
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 24, 2021, 12:23:39 AM
dumbest laugh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on August 24, 2021, 12:29:52 AM
If anyone thinks this rematch isn't more than just extra screen time for them shit ass shoes then I don't know.

This 2nd one will get more views than the 1st but it'll have a nice long intro by Berra spewing some drivel about how the Berries is still relevant and is at the top of the pyramid when it comes to content and viewership.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: franquietits on August 24, 2021, 12:51:44 AM
kid must be grinding his teef right now

"An eye for an eye, a toof -- for a toofus!"
        -Marlon Wayans
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 24, 2021, 12:57:59 AM
The start of the video is going to be very awkward. Wonder what berra will say, will sean make an apology ? I think they will hug and say that’s what skateboarding is all about. Would be even better if sean doubles down on the dickhead attitude, like « that’s my gimmick now ».
Tho I hope he wins. Now that we have a vilain the batb universe I don’t want him to go away so fast
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 24, 2021, 01:00:58 AM
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Doesn’t say he asked for it. I would assume it came from Berra.

I don’t think this is the right decision, sure there were some issues with the reffing, but also no one cares about these guys so move on and learn from your mistakes.

Now they’ll just drag this even longer, since I don’t think for a second that there would be 2 matches AND the rematch this week.
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I’m a big Shaun Hover fan. I care.

Oh, good, I was just about to ask who the fuck cares
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on August 24, 2021, 01:05:29 AM
Wonder what berra will say, will sean make an apology ?

'Offensive career gets one do over, last attitude gets two tries. Cariuma riders have a bigger margin for error but will ultimately be decided by the referee'.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 24, 2021, 01:22:12 AM
Calling it now, Sean will come with a joker make up on
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on August 24, 2021, 01:33:26 AM
Damn u take game of skate seriously lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on August 24, 2021, 01:49:57 AM
Get a proper ref Berra, why the fuck is this even happening.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on August 24, 2021, 02:34:36 AM
Get a proper ref Berra, why the fuck is this even happening.

No one wants to be associated with this cluster fuck of a "battle", so they have their friends judge them, poorly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: k-nutz on August 24, 2021, 04:41:17 AM
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Get a proper ref Berra, why the fuck is this even happening.
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No one wants to be associated with this cluster fuck of a "battle", so they have their friends judge them, poorly.

Is it even confirmed to be on the berrics? It will probably be bro cam footage at the Venice Beach skate park.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 24, 2021, 04:56:03 AM
The Olympics can only wish it generated this kind of attention.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 24, 2021, 05:01:12 AM
So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on August 24, 2021, 07:59:57 AM
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Wonder what berra will say, will sean make an apology ?
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'Offensive career gets one do over, last attitude gets two tries. Cariuma riders have a bigger margin for error but will ultimately be decided by the referee'.
Calling it now, Sean will come with a joker make up on
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on August 24, 2021, 08:10:41 AM
As bad as that game was, you gotta give Sean credit for asking for a rematch.

no we dont
thats called damage control
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on August 24, 2021, 08:30:03 AM
I don’t think he deserves a rematch. The less we see of this guy the better. Hopefully dingle berry erry or whatever you tuber he is playing gives him that business next round
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on August 24, 2021, 08:40:43 AM
Oddly enough, the weird egomaniac kook Sean has deleted that post.

Maybe it's not happening
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 24, 2021, 08:43:40 AM
Pretty cool to have a heel in BATB. Maybe if he just says “fuck it” and plays up the asshole heel persona the Stone Cold effect will happen and the crowd will eventually start finding it entertaining and he’ll turn face.
I mean hey, it happened with Forest in OIAM.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 24, 2021, 10:33:40 AM
Pretty cool to have a heel in BATB. Maybe if he just says “fuck it” and plays up the asshole heel persona the Stone Cold effect will happen and the crowd will eventually start finding it entertaining and he’ll turn face.
I mean hey, it happened with Forest in OIAM.
Good point, why isn’t Forrest in this?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on August 24, 2021, 10:38:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMOepV4fH0 lol isnt it this guy?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on August 24, 2021, 10:51:53 AM
I'm not sure how one actually watches the Berrics?   Life's too short.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on August 24, 2021, 10:57:26 AM
I'm not sure how one actually watches the Berrics?   Life's too short.

You just load them up man, the games are usually only a couple minutes long
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 24, 2021, 11:41:15 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMOepV4fH0 lol isnt it this guy?
“…currently working on a street part, I haven’t dropped the street part in years; I feel like that’s what people really want to see for me.”
Nah breh, it’s cool. You don’t need to go to any effort to amuse/impress us; we’ve already forgotten about you.

EDIT: fastest feet in skateboarding?!? For real? Any/every member of the Osaka Daggers has dude beat, hands down. Pretty much any euro, too. Hell, even half the kids at my local slappy skurbs got this guy’s feet beat. Borrics either got none shame, or none knowledge. Either way: for shame!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on August 24, 2021, 12:30:54 PM
im lost. i watched the game but it just seemed like two dorks having a game of skate. why is it eliciting this response and what part of it would warrant a rematch?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on August 24, 2021, 12:58:06 PM
So hear me out on this:  For the rematch, they should lean in and go full pro wrestling. Blonde venice guy can take inspiration from another insufferable blonde guy from Venice, Hulk Hogan circa 1997. And skinny brown hair can follow in the footsteps of another overly religious man looking for vengeance, 1997 Sting. Now i'm not saying they should play out the entire NWO-Crow Sting WCW storyline. But i'm also not saying they SHOULDN'T do that as well. Plus someone ziplining in with makeup and their deck would do numbers on the gram.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bodegaboardercrew on August 24, 2021, 01:47:30 PM
So hear me out on this:  For the rematch, they should lean in and go full pro wrestling. Blonde venice guy can take inspiration from another insufferable blonde guy from Venice, Hulk Hogan circa 1997. And skinny brown hair can follow in the footsteps of another overly religious man looking for vengeance, 1997 Sting. Now i'm not saying they should play out the entire NWO-Crow Sting WCW storyline. But i'm also not saying they SHOULDN'T do that as well. Plus someone ziplining in with makeup and their deck would do numbers on the gram.

BACKING THIS 100%... this is starting to play out like a Monday Night Raw plot line.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on August 24, 2021, 01:52:42 PM
Sean Davis is from Naperville, Illinois, where the favorite pastime is bottling their own piss in diffusers to spray on themselves because they believe there is no equally as prestigious or expensive cologne/fragrance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on August 24, 2021, 02:32:53 PM
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As bad as that game was, you gotta give Sean credit for asking for a rematch.
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Naw you don’t understand, it’s like playing chess

Ooh yes, Sean's opening theory was flawless, played the advanced cariuama formation like it was nothing. Rumor has it that he's working on a pop shove it where he flicks an extra rotation in it to make it look like a 360 shuv.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on August 24, 2021, 02:36:45 PM
So hear me out on this:  For the rematch, they should lean in and go full pro wrestling. Blonde venice guy can take inspiration from another insufferable blonde guy from Venice, Hulk Hogan circa 1997. And skinny brown hair can follow in the footsteps of another overly religious man looking for vengeance, 1997 Sting. Now i'm not saying they should play out the entire NWO-Crow Sting WCW storyline. But i'm also not saying they SHOULDN'T do that as well. Plus someone ziplining in with makeup and their deck would do numbers on the gram.

This is all good but I would prefer it if dude acted like 1997 Sting from the Police instead
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 24, 2021, 02:53:05 PM
pushing towards venice the ocean roars douchebag
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on August 24, 2021, 05:04:15 PM
lol “fastest feet in skateboarding” pretty sure that’s toby bennett. also, as i said a few pages back, who gives a fuck. for a rematch especially
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shredder sequel on August 24, 2021, 05:55:34 PM
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So hear me out on this:  For the rematch, they should lean in and go full pro wrestling. Blonde venice guy can take inspiration from another insufferable blonde guy from Venice, Hulk Hogan circa 1997. And skinny brown hair can follow in the footsteps of another overly religious man looking for vengeance, 1997 Sting. Now i'm not saying they should play out the entire NWO-Crow Sting WCW storyline. But i'm also not saying they SHOULDN'T do that as well. Plus someone ziplining in with makeup and their deck would do numbers on the gram.
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BACKING THIS 100%... this is starting to play out like a Monday Night Raw plot line.

controversy creates cash
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on August 24, 2021, 06:01:46 PM
I feel bad for Shaun hover. Dudes gotta get wiped twice just so other Sean doesn’t stain the cariama name
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on August 25, 2021, 12:17:29 AM
clint walker attitude with mall shop flow skills.

sick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on August 25, 2021, 12:47:00 AM
IMO the redshirt that lost had way better style like how he was landing and almost landing his shit

Never gonna look them up just one of those things where if it was gun to your head and you had to watch a part off one of them, I’d pick the guy that lost
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LURKIN RENOIR on August 25, 2021, 01:29:39 AM
I will not see another episode from breillacs unless its Daewon vs Rodney. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 25, 2021, 01:49:43 AM
The other guy does some crazy hippy jump stuuff on insta
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 25, 2021, 02:23:24 AM
Never gonna look them up just one of those things where if it was gun to your head and you had to watch a part off one of them, I’d pick the guy that lost

I think I’d have to go with neither.  Life’s not that fucking great.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 25, 2021, 05:24:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjV-kvqJA4E

 ??? ??? ??? ??? :-* :-* :-* :-*
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on August 25, 2021, 05:31:01 AM
im lost. i watched the game but it just seemed like two dorks having a game of skate. why is it eliciting this response and what part of it would warrant a rematch?

This guy did this thing and that guy was like huh?  So rematch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: atheosx on August 25, 2021, 06:49:34 AM
I was today years old when i found out there are people making youtube videos seriously and with sincerity doing play by play style sports news videos about the happenings of the skateboard world...

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JB on August 25, 2021, 08:35:42 AM
Hover is from my home state, been watching that guy skate for years, so I checked this one out. It mindblowing how lame the berrics continues to get. I don't give a shit who wins, but everything about these matches is just so... I don't know man.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on August 25, 2021, 10:24:19 AM
That was just all sorts of fucking terrible.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on August 25, 2021, 11:19:14 AM
So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.

(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on August 25, 2021, 11:24:19 AM
Damn...I just saw gifted haters video, and haven't been following the matches, but goddamn that shit was a trainwreck

the editors on for the site must have known how trash it was, and they still upped it, which tells me how little they give a fuck about the contest
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 25, 2021, 11:36:15 AM
Also the pace of the videos is super slow now. The old one were like trick cut trick cut trick. Now they leave 4 seconds after each try it seems.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somefucker on August 25, 2021, 11:37:51 AM
Also the pace of the videos is super slow now. The old one were like trick cut trick cut trick. Now they leave 4 seconds after each try it seems.

gotta provide good content stay within the Youtube monetization requirements
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 25, 2021, 11:39:29 AM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)

HAHA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ThePeoplesChamp on August 25, 2021, 02:01:01 PM
Also the pace of the videos is super slow now. The old one were like trick cut trick cut trick. Now they leave 4 seconds after each try it seems.

Its because you don't get paid well from youtube unless your videos are at least 8 minutes long.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on August 25, 2021, 03:41:02 PM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)

<3<3<3
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 25, 2021, 05:22:20 PM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)

I knew this bloke reminded me of someone annoying.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on August 25, 2021, 05:28:51 PM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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I knew this bloke reminded me of someone annoying.

Shit is classic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 25, 2021, 06:18:55 PM
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Also the pace of the videos is super slow now. The old one were like trick cut trick cut trick. Now they leave 4 seconds after each try it seems.
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Its because you don't get paid well from youtube unless your videos are at least 8 minutes long.
Well THAT goes a long way in explaining why we still must endure the stupid rules each time.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 25, 2021, 06:52:21 PM
irl he would be holding a photo of himself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NowhereInLife on August 26, 2021, 12:10:16 AM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
[close]

I knew this bloke reminded me of someone annoying.
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Shit is classic

needs cariuma A-
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 26, 2021, 04:02:16 AM
I was today years old when i found out there are people making youtube videos seriously and with sincerity doing play by play style sports news videos about the happenings of the skateboard world...

Welcome to the internet, idiot.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 26, 2021, 04:13:59 AM
I was today years old when i found out there are people making youtube videos seriously and with sincerity doing play by play style sports news videos about the happenings of the skateboard world...

Posting on slap disqualify anyone from saying someone else activity is dumb and a waste of time. Sorry I don’t make the rules
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on August 26, 2021, 08:51:51 PM
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Also the pace of the videos is super slow now. The old one were like trick cut trick cut trick. Now they leave 4 seconds after each try it seems.
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gotta provide good content stay within the Youtube monetization requirements

This is a good explanation for why BATB isn't what it used to be. Milked for YT money and relevance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Buttholesurfer on August 27, 2021, 12:10:14 AM
Sean Davis, I don’t like the man he lost
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on August 27, 2021, 05:01:19 AM
Man I opened up youtube and one of the first suggestions was a video (not even one posted in this thread) completely dedicated to ripping into this dude. At the risk of sounding like a sap, I think this is veering into some cyber bullying territory. Like it's some kinda kooky dude who had his first time getting a wide audience who probably had his ego boosted a little too much in his local scene. He came across a bit cocky and took it a little too seriously, but the way he's being attacked seems so disproportionate. It's a little beyond ego checking him now. Even the fact he's turned off comments. Dude's in his early 20s and probably having a massive anxiety attack about this.

Seems preachy I know, but he's a human, and his fuck ups were pretty minor in the big scheme of things going on in skating - let alone the world - at the moment. I dunno. Have some humanity. He rubbed me the wrong way when I watched the clip too, but after seeing the aftermath I feel bad for the guy. Must be having a real rough time right now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on August 27, 2021, 05:34:32 AM
Man I opened up youtube and one of the first suggestions was a video (not even one posted in this thread) completely dedicated to ripping into this dude. At the risk of sounding like a sap, I think this is veering into some cyber bullying territory. Like it's some kinda kooky dude who had his first time getting a wide audience who probably had his ego boosted a little too much in his local scene. He came across a bit cocky and took it a little too seriously, but the way he's being attacked seems so disproportionate. It's a little beyond ego checking him now. Even the fact he's turned off comments. Dude's in his early 20s and probably having a massive anxiety attack about this.

Seems preachy I know, but he's a human, and his fuck ups were pretty minor in the big scheme of things going on in skating - let alone the world - at the moment. I dunno. Have some humanity. He rubbed me the wrong way when I watched the clip too, but after seeing the aftermath I feel bad for the guy. Must be having a real rough time right now.

Yup
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on August 27, 2021, 05:47:08 AM
Is it cyber bullying, or is it…
(https://i.gifer.com/F2mM.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on August 27, 2021, 06:02:24 AM
Is it cyber bullying, or is it…
(https://i.gifer.com/F2mM.gif)

Fuck it. Let's dox the cunt.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 27, 2021, 06:03:15 AM
I'm generally sympathetic to conversations of bullying but I don't really buy that angle. If you're going to subject yourself to the public eye and behave like a jerk, it stands to reason that the public eye will react negatively to you. That's just common sense. Odds are since he's a Venice Park local this is probably the first time his ego has been checked so maybe he'll take it to heart, but the few videos I've seen "ripping on him" were fairly objective reactions and imo didn't step over any lines even if the honesty was harsh.


If people start doxxing/threatening him I'll change my mind, but unlike real cases of bullying, it's very hard for me to feel bad for this guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on August 27, 2021, 06:07:02 AM
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Is it cyber bullying, or is it…
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Fuck it. Let's dox the cunt.

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on August 27, 2021, 06:38:48 AM
I'm generally sympathetic to conversations of bullying but I don't really buy that angle. If you're going to subject yourself to the public eye and behave like a jerk, it stands to reason that the public eye will react negatively to you. That's just common sense. Odds are since he's a Venice Park local this is probably the first time his ego has been checked so maybe he'll take it to heart, but the few videos I've seen "ripping on him" were fairly objective reactions and imo didn't step over any lines even if the honesty was harsh.


If people start doxxing/threatening him I'll change my mind, but unlike real cases of bullying, it's very hard for me to feel bad for this guy.

Yeah I don't think anyone's crossing any lines, and I accept that it's a risk you face putting yourself in the public eye. I just feel for him. He was hyped up and acted like a jackass, now there's actually a bunch of youtube clips ruthlessly slamming him and fixating on minor details, probably more exposure than he's ever had. He's a Joe. The amount of his self-worth that's probably getting broken down now will go far beyond that which he built up being a big fish. I just think between youtube channels and forums and comment sections, we could be collectively ruining a persons life.

I think what spurred on my little SJW moment there was seeing this thread directly above the Woodward thread after seeing unsolicited anti-Sean Davis clips suggested to me on youtube. Made me think about the scale of the hate. Not talking shit on Slap or anything. Just got me thinking about how I would have felt if I was in his shoes when I was 20 or whatever. I wasn't even particularly egotistical or sensitive, but it definitely would have fucked me up a little.

tl;dr
Don't think the time fits the crime with this cat
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on August 27, 2021, 06:48:57 AM
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I'm generally sympathetic to conversations of bullying but I don't really buy that angle. If you're going to subject yourself to the public eye and behave like a jerk, it stands to reason that the public eye will react negatively to you. That's just common sense. Odds are since he's a Venice Park local this is probably the first time his ego has been checked so maybe he'll take it to heart, but the few videos I've seen "ripping on him" were fairly objective reactions and imo didn't step over any lines even if the honesty was harsh.


If people start doxxing/threatening him I'll change my mind, but unlike real cases of bullying, it's very hard for me to feel bad for this guy.
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Yeah I don't think anyone's crossing any lines, and I accept that it's a risk you face putting yourself in the public eye. I just feel for him. He was hyped up and acted like a jackass, now there's actually a bunch of youtube clips ruthlessly slamming him and fixating on minor details, probably more exposure than he's ever had. He's a Joe. The amount of his self-worth that's probably getting broken down now will go far beyond that which he built up being a big fish. I just think between youtube channels and forums and comment sections, we could be collectively ruining a persons life.

I think what spurred on my little SJW moment there was seeing this thread directly above the Woodward thread after seeing unsolicited anti-Sean Davis clips suggested to me on youtube. Made me think about the scale of the hate. Not talking shit on Slap or anything. Just got me thinking about how I would have felt if I was in his shoes when I was 20 or whatever. I wasn't even particularly egotistical or sensitive, but it definitely would have fucked me up a little.

tl;dr
Don't think the time fits the crime with this cat

Maybe, just maybe he will find his self worth and validation aren’t tied to social media and YouTube. This might be the dose of reality the youngster needs, because he was obviously lacking in the humility department.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on August 27, 2021, 06:57:36 AM
i feel like the responsibility of the filmer/editor of the match should also be considered.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on August 27, 2021, 06:58:41 AM
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I'm generally sympathetic to conversations of bullying but I don't really buy that angle. If you're going to subject yourself to the public eye and behave like a jerk, it stands to reason that the public eye will react negatively to you. That's just common sense. Odds are since he's a Venice Park local this is probably the first time his ego has been checked so maybe he'll take it to heart, but the few videos I've seen "ripping on him" were fairly objective reactions and imo didn't step over any lines even if the honesty was harsh.


If people start doxxing/threatening him I'll change my mind, but unlike real cases of bullying, it's very hard for me to feel bad for this guy.
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Yeah I don't think anyone's crossing any lines, and I accept that it's a risk you face putting yourself in the public eye. I just feel for him. He was hyped up and acted like a jackass, now there's actually a bunch of youtube clips ruthlessly slamming him and fixating on minor details, probably more exposure than he's ever had. He's a Joe. The amount of his self-worth that's probably getting broken down now will go far beyond that which he built up being a big fish. I just think between youtube channels and forums and comment sections, we could be collectively ruining a persons life.

I think what spurred on my little SJW moment there was seeing this thread directly above the Woodward thread after seeing unsolicited anti-Sean Davis clips suggested to me on youtube. Made me think about the scale of the hate. Not talking shit on Slap or anything. Just got me thinking about how I would have felt if I was in his shoes when I was 20 or whatever. I wasn't even particularly egotistical or sensitive, but it definitely would have fucked me up a little.

tl;dr
Don't think the time fits the crime with this cat



I don't think your assertion was totally unreasonable, I just don't think we're at that level yet. I think this dude will be fine and at worst this match will just become another index marker in the long list of kooky things associated with The Berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on August 27, 2021, 07:05:06 AM
I'm generally sympathetic to conversations of bullying but I don't really buy that angle. If you're going to subject yourself to the public eye and behave like a jerk, it stands to reason that the public eye will react negatively to you. That's just common sense. Odds are since he's a Venice Park local this is probably the first time his ego has been checked so maybe he'll take it to heart, but the few videos I've seen "ripping on him" were fairly objective reactions and imo didn't step over any lines even if the honesty was harsh.


If people start doxxing/threatening him I'll change my mind, but unlike real cases of bullying, it's very hard for me to feel bad for this guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on August 27, 2021, 07:10:30 AM
These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on August 27, 2021, 07:24:02 AM
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So we get to watch a BONUS game with that crybaby nickelback lookin ass?  Best batb ever.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/tgbfKkZS/Screen-Shot-2021-08-25-at-11-17-50-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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I knew this bloke reminded me of someone annoying.
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Shit is classic
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needs cariuma A-

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Malcolm Sex on August 27, 2021, 07:56:41 AM
i feel like the responsibility of the filmer/editor of the match should also be considered.

That person definitely had their work cut out to try to make this Carumba representative look good, and not like a total asshole. Makes you wonder what they left out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 27, 2021, 08:42:47 AM
This should be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7VyR-5egrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 27, 2021, 10:30:46 AM
This should be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7VyR-5egrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics

worst moustaches in the game holy shit, still like their skating tho.

Luan's got like 1500 different tricks and went with a fs360 as special trick (?) LOL
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2021, 10:39:21 AM
These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
+1^
You gonna be in the public eye, then be ready to have the public up yer azz.
I’ll dox him. Here watch: dude’s name is Sean, he comes across as a prick, looks like the Nickleback singer, and can be found hanging at the Venice skatepark selling Cumorama shoes.
I have a lot less sympathy for the dudes that choose to be on the wrong side of history; this goof is shilling for the Borrics, fer crying’ out loud.
Besides, he’ll probably be fine. Thanks to me doxxing his ass just now, the next time Company X, Y, or Z is looking to add a rider with the 27th “fastest feet in skateboarding,” they’ll know to head straight to Venice park where he’ll be bumming cigarette “shorts” of people & picking the lice from his beard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on August 27, 2021, 12:49:57 PM

Luan's got like 1500 different tricks and went with a fs360 as special trick (?) LOL

yeah, he did tricks like sw fs 540 or sw 360 big heel in old batbs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2021, 01:44:15 PM
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Luan's got like 1500 different tricks and went with a fs360 as special trick (?) LOL
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yeah, he did tricks like sw fs 540 or sw 360 big heel in old batbs
Is he still pro for Fleep? If so, perhaps he’s resigned himself to his fate & having done so, can only muster a commensurate amount of effort.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 27, 2021, 01:53:46 PM
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Luan's got like 1500 different tricks and went with a fs360 as special trick (?) LOL
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yeah, he did tricks like sw fs 540 or sw 360 big heel in old batbs
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Is he still pro for Fleep? If so, perhaps he’s resigned himself to his fate & having done so, can only muster a commensurate amount of effort.

commited 4LYFE, whice (to me) is a shame.

Could see him in a better place (dont ask me where)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skateboardnorth on August 27, 2021, 02:41:25 PM
Man I opened up youtube and one of the first suggestions was a video (not even one posted in this thread) completely dedicated to ripping into this dude. At the risk of sounding like a sap, I think this is veering into some cyber bullying territory. Like it's some kinda kooky dude who had his first time getting a wide audience who probably had his ego boosted a little too much in his local scene. He came across a bit cocky and took it a little too seriously, but the way he's being attacked seems so disproportionate. It's a little beyond ego checking him now. Even the fact he's turned off comments. Dude's in his early 20s and probably having a massive anxiety attack about this.

Seems preachy I know, but he's a human, and his fuck ups were pretty minor in the big scheme of things going on in skating - let alone the world - at the moment. I dunno. Have some humanity. He rubbed me the wrong way when I watched the clip too, but after seeing the aftermath I feel bad for the guy. Must be having a real rough time right now.
I haven't been following battle of the berrics and the same shit happened to me.  First video I saw was a slander video.  I clicked on it, and now I got another video in my feed from the creator of the slander video.  The youtube guy is a total douche bag. Sorry for posting this bullshit, but maybe we can all tell him to lay off, and get a life.  The Sean kid was kind of a kook, but this youtube guy is ten times worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fSSJK6V-8
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2021, 02:50:46 PM
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Man I opened up youtube and one of the first suggestions was a video (not even one posted in this thread) completely dedicated to ripping into this dude. At the risk of sounding like a sap, I think this is veering into some cyber bullying territory. Like it's some kinda kooky dude who had his first time getting a wide audience who probably had his ego boosted a little too much in his local scene. He came across a bit cocky and took it a little too seriously, but the way he's being attacked seems so disproportionate. It's a little beyond ego checking him now. Even the fact he's turned off comments. Dude's in his early 20s and probably having a massive anxiety attack about this.

Seems preachy I know, but he's a human, and his fuck ups were pretty minor in the big scheme of things going on in skating - let alone the world - at the moment. I dunno. Have some humanity. He rubbed me the wrong way when I watched the clip too, but after seeing the aftermath I feel bad for the guy. Must be having a real rough time right now.
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I haven't been following battle of the berrics and the same shit happened to me.  First video I saw was a slander video.  I clicked on it, and now I got another video in my feed from the creator of the slander video.  The youtube guy is a total douche bag. Sorry for posting this bullshit, but maybe we can all tell him to lay off, and get a life.  The Sean kid was kind of a kook, but this youtube guy is ten times worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7fSSJK6V-8
That skate informant guy looks like a down market P-Rod & his “Did you miss me? I missed you” schtick feels as inauthentic as silicon boobies.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: StillTryin on August 27, 2021, 03:01:26 PM
You start feeling almost bad for the guy when the whole TMZ-of-skating youtube crew starts a feeding frenzy over some undercooked berries beef.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2021, 03:06:38 PM
You start feeling almost bad for the guy when the whole TMZ-of-skating youtube crew starts a feeding frenzy over some undercooked berries beef.
Nah, tho...
The REAL beef ought to be over those shitty 360 shuvs masquerading as impossibles.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: radcunt on August 27, 2021, 03:09:49 PM
Why did I open this hellpit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: StillTryin on August 27, 2021, 03:16:25 PM
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You start feeling almost bad for the guy when the whole TMZ-of-skating youtube crew starts a feeding frenzy over some undercooked berries beef.
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Nah, tho...
The REAL beef ought to be over those shitty 360 shuvs masquerading as impossibles.

Correct IMO but that's on the refs I guess. That shit wouldn't fly in a game of skate at a Walmart parking lot. People should be calling out the reffing of that game more than Davis's attitude. I think the drama is slightly misdirected. Any ref worth their whistle would've asked WTF the trick was.

They viewed two angles of an obviously non-existent toe-drag, but then couple tricks later took Davis on his word that his steezy pop shuv-it was some underflip magic without any further investigation or replay. That's quite some bull. This whole game had bad reffing all around.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on August 27, 2021, 03:29:14 PM
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You start feeling almost bad for the guy when the whole TMZ-of-skating youtube crew starts a feeding frenzy over some undercooked berries beef.
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Nah, tho...
The REAL beef ought to be over those shitty 360 shuvs masquerading as impossibles.
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Correct IMO but that's on the refs I guess. That shit wouldn't fly in a game of skate at a Walmart parking lot. People should be calling out the reffing of that game more than Davis's attitude. I think the drama is slightly misdirected. Any ref worth their whistle would've asked WTF the trick was.

They viewed two angles of an obviously non-existent toe-drag, but then couple tricks later took Davis on his word that his steezy pop shuv-it was some underflip magic without any further investigation or replay. That's quite some bull. This whole game had bad reffing all around.
Throwing a red flag because you clearly don't have a switch tre is really childish. It's like some video game exploit shit. Sure it was legal but it was still cheese. Leave the man to his flyouts.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on August 27, 2021, 03:59:27 PM
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This should be nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7VyR-5egrQ&ab_channel=TheBerrics
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worst moustaches in the game holy shit, still like their skating tho.

Luan's got like 1500 different tricks and went with a fs360 as special trick (?) LOL

He probably chose that trick so he could get that "death blow" segment over quickly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 27, 2021, 05:09:08 PM
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These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
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+1^
You gonna be in the public eye, then be ready to have the public up yer azz.
I’ll dox him. Here watch: dude’s name is Sean, he comes across as a prick, looks like the Nickleback singer, and can be found hanging at the Venice skatepark selling Cumorama shoes.
I have a lot less sympathy for the dudes that choose to be on the wrong side of history; this goof is shilling for the Borrics, fer crying’ out loud.
Besides, he’ll probably be fine. Thanks to me doxxing his ass just now, the next time Company X, Y, or Z is looking to add a rider with the 27th “fastest feet in skateboarding,” they’ll know to head straight to Venice park where he’ll be bumming cigarette “shorts” of people & picking the lice from his beard.

I don’t think you know what “doxing” means, grandpa.

I’m not sure exactly what it is either, but I DO know it’s some type of computer prank the young people are doing. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 27, 2021, 07:12:33 PM
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These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
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+1^
You gonna be in the public eye, then be ready to have the public up yer azz.
I’ll dox him. Here watch: dude’s name is Sean, he comes across as a prick, looks like the Nickleback singer, and can be found hanging at the Venice skatepark selling Cumorama shoes.
I have a lot less sympathy for the dudes that choose to be on the wrong side of history; this goof is shilling for the Borrics, fer crying’ out loud.
Besides, he’ll probably be fine. Thanks to me doxxing his ass just now, the next time Company X, Y, or Z is looking to add a rider with the 27th “fastest feet in skateboarding,” they’ll know to head straight to Venice park where he’ll be bumming cigarette “shorts” of people & picking the lice from his beard.
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I don’t think you know what “doxing” means, grandpa.

I’m not sure exactly what it is either, but I DO know it’s some type of computer prank the young people are doing.
Doctor says I gotta stick to Dox Light & Diet Dox, on account of my liver/spleen/guts/left lung.
That was about all I could muster.
Plus, I don’t hate the guy. He’s just a doofus who’s only other marketable life skill as a working as stunt double for John Ponts in the upcoming Disney remakes of old Creature videos.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shredder sequel on August 27, 2021, 08:36:39 PM
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These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
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+1^
You gonna be in the public eye, then be ready to have the public up yer azz.
I’ll dox him. Here watch: dude’s name is Sean, he comes across as a prick, looks like the Nickleback singer, and can be found hanging at the Venice skatepark selling Cumorama shoes.
I have a lot less sympathy for the dudes that choose to be on the wrong side of history; this goof is shilling for the Borrics, fer crying’ out loud.
Besides, he’ll probably be fine. Thanks to me doxxing his ass just now, the next time Company X, Y, or Z is looking to add a rider with the 27th “fastest feet in skateboarding,” they’ll know to head straight to Venice park where he’ll be bumming cigarette “shorts” of people & picking the lice from his beard.
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I don’t think you know what “doxing” means, grandpa.

I’m not sure exactly what it is either, but I DO know it’s some type of computer prank the young people are doing.

I’m pretty sure it’s when your friends call the swat team on you for laughs.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on August 27, 2021, 11:27:49 PM
Man I opened up youtube and one of the first suggestions was a video (not even one posted in this thread) completely dedicated to ripping into this dude. At the risk of sounding like a sap, I think this is veering into some cyber bullying territory. Like it's some kinda kooky dude who had his first time getting a wide audience who probably had his ego boosted a little too much in his local scene. He came across a bit cocky and took it a little too seriously, but the way he's being attacked seems so disproportionate. It's a little beyond ego checking him now. Even the fact he's turned off comments. Dude's in his early 20s and probably having a massive anxiety attack about this.

Seems preachy I know, but he's a human, and his fuck ups were pretty minor in the big scheme of things going on in skating - let alone the world - at the moment. I dunno. Have some humanity. He rubbed me the wrong way when I watched the clip too, but after seeing the aftermath I feel bad for the guy. Must be having a real rough time right now.
i agree with you. sean davis is a bitch, but all of these people making these videos are (to me) just pulling this whole “look at me i don’t like this guy either! i’m cool too right? right you guys? i’m cool right?” and it’s pretty annoying it’s like we get it dude you watched the same video we all watched and liked and tried to make your own and it didn’t work.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on August 28, 2021, 01:14:53 AM
Yeah, dunno if I'm being melodramatic or whatever, but feels like this dude's getting an overwhelming amount of negative attention for some fuck ups that are pretty minor compared to some lately (nazi shit, homophobic shit, predatory sexual shit, etc). It's like a full blown character assassination on the grounds that he's a bit of a kook.

I think it's easy to assume he's an arrogant fuck, but it's also likely he's pretty insecure and lacks self-awareness. Especially going by his reactions - disabling comments, pulling out of the panic rematch etc... Seems like he doesn't know how to deal with this. Considering the growing awareness of mental health shit in skating lately, I reckon people should think twice about this kind of lynch mob shit. How someone acts in one situation/is portrayed doesn't necessarily reflect their everyday behaviour, much less their true nature. We have no idea how stable this dude is. And anxiety, depression, and suicide are getting way to common.

Not targeting Slap either, more the Youtube clips and apparent social media abuse. Having an opinion is fine, but this lynch mob shit makes me worry about the dude. Hopefully he just gets a reality check and pops his bigspins and wraps his impossibles in future.

Luan vs Asta is gonna be dope. Almost jarring after these Joes and influencers.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 28, 2021, 02:28:59 AM
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These influencers / Tiktok scarecrows need reality checks from time to time
More like consequences of being an attention whore rather than bullying
that's what you get
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+1^
You gonna be in the public eye, then be ready to have the public up yer azz.
I’ll dox him. Here watch: dude’s name is Sean, he comes across as a prick, looks like the Nickleback singer, and can be found hanging at the Venice skatepark selling Cumorama shoes.
I have a lot less sympathy for the dudes that choose to be on the wrong side of history; this goof is shilling for the Borrics, fer crying’ out loud.
Besides, he’ll probably be fine. Thanks to me doxxing his ass just now, the next time Company X, Y, or Z is looking to add a rider with the 27th “fastest feet in skateboarding,” they’ll know to head straight to Venice park where he’ll be bumming cigarette “shorts” of people & picking the lice from his beard.
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I don’t think you know what “doxing” means, grandpa.

I’m not sure exactly what it is either, but I DO know it’s some type of computer prank the young people are doing.
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I’m pretty sure it’s when your friends call the swat team on you for laughs.

Doxing is posting someone's home adress online
Swatting  is calling the swat team on someone, usually it happens to streamer as the prankers want to see it happens live. Most of the they pretend to be the guy streaming and say stuff like "I have an hostage" or "I killed my wife blablabla"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 28, 2021, 02:46:04 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/27RsvYH/aaa.png) (https://ibb.co/SXHdt7G)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 28, 2021, 05:13:30 AM
Yeah, dunno if I'm being melodramatic or whatever, but feels like this dude's getting an overwhelming amount of negative attention for some fuck ups that are pretty minor compared to some lately (nazi shit, homophobic shit, predatory sexual shit, etc). It's like a full blown character assassination on the grounds that he's a bit of a kook.

I think it's easy to assume he's an arrogant fuck, but it's also likely he's pretty insecure and lacks self-awareness. Especially going by his reactions - disabling comments, pulling out of the panic rematch etc... Seems like he doesn't know how to deal with this. Considering the growing awareness of mental health shit in skating lately, I reckon people should think twice about this kind of lynch mob shit. How someone acts in one situation/is portrayed doesn't necessarily reflect their everyday behaviour, much less their true nature. We have no idea how stable this dude is. And anxiety, depression, and suicide are getting way to common.

Not targeting Slap either, more the Youtube clips and apparent social media abuse. Having an opinion is fine, but this lynch mob shit makes me worry about the dude. Hopefully he just gets a reality check and pops his bigspins and wraps his impossibles in future.

Luan vs Asta is gonna be dope. Almost jarring after these Joes and influencers.
Yes, you are being melodramatic. I haven’t seen anyone assassinate his character, or ask to cancel him, have his sponsors drop him or say that venice should ban him or something like that. Now, I haven’t read IG comments, but they were turned off so I couldn’t even if I wanted to and surely someone there has said something mean at some point because they always do, but the Youtube videos are about the Berrics video analyzing it like some lame TMZ Sports shit. I didn’t even see anyone bring up any other lame shit from his IG to make him look worse, and they easily could have.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 28, 2021, 05:18:36 AM
Since these dudes fanbases seem to live in the interwebs, it was blown out of proportion. I doubt there would have been an uproar outside this thread and the bench at the skatepark where the old guys sit if these were pros or ”icons” instead.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 28, 2021, 08:14:56 AM
Since these dudes fanbases seem to live in the interwebs, it was blown out of proportion. I doubt there would have been an uproar outside this thread and the bench at the skatepark where the old guys sit if these were pros or ”icons” instead.
I don’t waste much time sitting around when I’m at the park (which is next to never, ‘cause them skreets is calling) but when I do sit down, I can assure you that absolutely zero percent of nobody is discussing this Sean dude, or the Berrics. It’s more like a IRL version of the shoes & gear bloard, actually.
Def none BATB talk going on, though. Trust.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on August 28, 2021, 08:22:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDmssGjv44M

What a refreshing change of pace. Tricks done clean and landed in a competent manner.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 28, 2021, 08:22:35 AM
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Since these dudes fanbases seem to live in the interwebs, it was blown out of proportion. I doubt there would have been an uproar outside this thread and the bench at the skatepark where the old guys sit if these were pros or ”icons” instead.
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I don’t waste much time sitting around when I’m at the park (which is next to never, ‘cause them skreets is calling) but when I do sit down, I can assure you that absolutely zero percent of nobody is discussing this Sean dude, or the Berrics. It’s more like a IRL version of the shoes & gear bloard, actually.
Def none BATB talk going on, though. Trust.
I meant it in the way that if it was like a Busenitz vs Cole match it wouldn’t be talked about on youtube but maybe at the park
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 28, 2021, 08:28:03 AM
I will never stop beeing amazed by Luan's flatground skill and style, fucking insane
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on August 28, 2021, 08:34:07 AM
crazy switch front 3 but what the fuck is sway energy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 28, 2021, 08:36:00 AM
I will never stop beeing amazed by Luan's flatground skill and style, fucking insane
Right?!?
Plus he pops & stomps each trick like then shots owe him money.
I’ve always enjoyed dude’s flat game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on August 28, 2021, 09:17:49 AM
That's the level of skating we expect from BATB, none of that influencer BS.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on August 28, 2021, 09:24:14 AM
What a pretty looking game.
Must be nice to be able to do flip tricks like either one of those dudes.
I have a feeling Luan wasn’t even trying at his full capability and he was still able to pull all that shit out. With how the influencers games have been going so far I don’t see any of them standing even a slight chance against the Luans and Joslins of the pro’s bracket.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 28, 2021, 09:26:28 AM
GOT DAMN Luan's popped his half cab flip as though he was trying to go over an NYC trash can!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on August 28, 2021, 09:27:58 AM
Luan and asta have insane flatground game. Luan has no chill, everything was popped so high. Was crazy to see him sweep Tom as soon as it was his set.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on August 28, 2021, 09:44:09 AM
Ridiculous these 2 guys played in the first round. Those brackets are all sorts of stupid, but it's also the bare icks i guess
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on August 28, 2021, 09:51:36 AM
Finally, a decent match.

Also, Luan's fucking nollie heels ...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Veggie.Wav on August 28, 2021, 09:58:42 AM
Luan's inward heelflip is a fucking thing of beauty. What a great game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on August 28, 2021, 10:16:46 AM
Luan is definitely the best flat ground skater. Might not put out the greatest parts but imagine being able to cruise around fast with that much flick and pop at will.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 28, 2021, 10:23:40 AM
Finally, a decent match.

Also, Luan's fucking nollie heels ...

That's the one that got me opening my wide open for 4 seconds
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on August 28, 2021, 10:48:38 AM
Luan's inward heelflip is a fucking thing of beauty.

It stood out to me too. I felt like I could learn them if I kept watching it, despite it being regular.

That and the elusive switch three shove. Love that trick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on August 28, 2021, 11:09:17 AM
That was such a good match. I really like Asta and Luan and I hope someday they each put out their big video part that really showcases their talents. I feel like Luan got close with his Chronicles part but hopefully there's more to come.
PS Tom Asta has a lovely inward heel and that is not very common.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ric Leonetti on August 28, 2021, 11:35:59 AM
2 seasoned pros..
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 28, 2021, 11:36:30 AM
another week with just one game... they better pick up the pace once berrie decides its "safe" for em to play skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dead to Me on August 28, 2021, 11:45:31 AM
another week with just one game... they better pick up the pace once berrie decides its "safe" for em to play skate.
No game tomorrow??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on August 28, 2021, 01:02:45 PM
Kinda sucks these two got paired up so early, feel like they both usually end up going pretty deep in BATB. Cool to see how different they're styles of skating are, back to back. Asta's always got a care free vibe and Luan's always highly focused, agro popping everything. Both always land shit clean af. Good game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on August 28, 2021, 01:11:27 PM
Love that even Berra acknowledges the flag is a Dick move and is getting rid of it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on August 28, 2021, 01:12:41 PM
That was such a good match. I really like Asta and Luan and I hope someday they each put out their big video part that really showcases their talents. I feel like Luan got close with his Chronicles part but hopefully there's more to come.
PS Tom Asta has a lovely inward heel and that is not very common.

Luan is working in a new part, should be available soon. He told a Brazilian podcast about it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on August 28, 2021, 01:15:28 PM
finally a game worth watching

luans flatground is on another level
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NowhereInLife on August 28, 2021, 01:44:30 PM
a nice change from the petulant sloppy desperation.

hopefully everyone got the taste out lol.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on August 28, 2021, 01:57:24 PM
I’d be so embarrassed if I was one of these Cariuma / fakie bigspin fools that may have to go against true professionals like Luan haha
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 28, 2021, 02:45:01 PM
It's a nice reminder of what pro level is actually like. The difference in skill between the two pro games and all of the others is huuuuge. And we are only talking about flatground
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on August 28, 2021, 03:45:36 PM
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Since these dudes fanbases seem to live in the interwebs, it was blown out of proportion. I doubt there would have been an uproar outside this thread and the bench at the skatepark where the old guys sit if these were pros or ”icons” instead.
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I don’t waste much time sitting around when I’m at the park (which is next to never, ‘cause them skreets is calling) but when I do sit down, I can assure you that absolutely zero percent of nobody is discussing this Sean dude, or the Berrics. It’s more like a IRL version of the shoes & gear bloard, actually.
Def none BATB talk going on, though. Trust.
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I meant it in the way that if it was like a Busenitz vs Cole match it wouldn’t be talked about on youtube but maybe at the park

That is an interesting point. I hadn't thought of that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on August 28, 2021, 04:20:26 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on August 28, 2021, 05:29:54 PM
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/025/376/DJrmQ8yV4AA9JjX.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 28, 2021, 05:37:16 PM
It's insane how Luan is always one level above even the best opponent on flat. The float on the switch flip, the stomp on the nollie heel, the inward heel, the sw 360 shuv... Jesus.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on August 28, 2021, 06:12:13 PM
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another week with just one game... they better pick up the pace once berrie decides its "safe" for em to play skate.
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No game tomorrow??

I noticed Shaun Hover in the audience during that game. Maybe there will be some surprise game or re-match involving him considering the response from last week?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MisterX on August 28, 2021, 06:17:18 PM
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another week with just one game... they better pick up the pace once berrie decides its "safe" for em to play skate.
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No game tomorrow??
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I noticed Shaun Hover in the audience during that game. Maybe there will be some surprise game or re-match involving him considering the response from last week?

I believe there is some sort of rematch, which is a bit funny to me, because even if you made it through the influencer (I cringed as I typed this) bracket eventually you'll be skating against someone like Luan where that little instagram nonsense won't stand a chance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on August 28, 2021, 08:06:32 PM
Normal audience size for batb, idk if covid was rlly the problem or if they're just having trouble finding participants
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on August 28, 2021, 08:10:31 PM
At some point you’d have to think ahh already got a  trophy off em and the good ones can just do contests

Time to reward ratio seems better and none of em seem to get that broke off on tv anyway as if they get paid to come on this shit

Lmao they probably couldn’t fill the brackets as it was which is why we got all these randoms in it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on August 28, 2021, 08:31:05 PM
Sean Davis and hover had a rematch. Guess who won!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on August 29, 2021, 03:20:20 AM
Sean Davis and hover had a rematch. Guess who won!

Betrag won. We all lost.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 29, 2021, 03:29:18 AM
Sean Davis and hover had a rematch. Guess who won!

Justice

This is the THE SINGLE BIGGEST SHOCKWAVE SENT THROUGH THE SKATEBOARD INDUSTRY
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on August 29, 2021, 03:34:36 AM
I would pay money to see Luan mop the floor with all the Berriuma riders at once for the finals
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: phlap on August 29, 2021, 05:11:53 AM
Tom Asta's great. Shame to see him put out so early, especially after that huge run of tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 29, 2021, 06:49:09 AM
Tom Asta's great. Shame to see him put out so early, especially after that huge run of tricks.

Couldn’t agree more. The game was really enjoyable to watch as I knew it could do either way.
Asta is such fun to watch skate. Both of them are , in their own ways. Like both switch 360flips were excellent but both their own style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on August 29, 2021, 07:35:52 AM
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Finally, a decent match.

Also, Luan's fucking nollie heels ...
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That's the one that got me opening my wide open for 4 seconds
Care to explain?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on August 29, 2021, 07:58:55 AM
opening my eyes wide open, forgot a word there. Meaning I was impressed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyLow on August 29, 2021, 08:04:45 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on August 29, 2021, 08:10:04 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
Yay?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on August 29, 2021, 08:10:07 AM
A lot of people give Steve Barry heat for being too harsh but he’s one of the only fuckers who’s ever actually enforced the rules correctly. I mean why bother reading them every single fucking game if they’re not even gonna mean anything.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyLow on August 29, 2021, 08:12:04 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
[close]
Yay?
Or nay?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: left knee cap on August 29, 2021, 08:15:03 AM
seems like to punish us for this rematch, they didnt bother to check audio levels when they edited this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on August 29, 2021, 08:20:47 AM
seems like to punish us for this rematch, they didnt bother to check audio levels when they edited this

watching these guys skate two different times is punishment enough
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on August 29, 2021, 08:21:31 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
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Yay?
[close]
Or nay?
No way?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on August 29, 2021, 08:24:09 AM
A lot of people give Steve Barry heat for being too harsh but he’s one of the only fuckers who’s ever actually enforced the rules correctly. I mean why bother reading them every single fucking game if they’re not even gonna mean anything.
I’d prefer if he just reffed every game to keep things consistent.

This may be a hot take, but I like Berra. Yeah he’s a dork, and an asshat, but he reminds me of like a friend’s dad who is trying to bridge the gap between staying cool (when he never was) and being the authority figure. Like he’ll say he’s gonna put on something heavy and play Dave Matthews.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on August 29, 2021, 08:41:15 AM
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seems like to punish us for this rematch, they didnt bother to check audio levels when they edited this
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watching these guys skate two different times is punishment enough

Sean was annoying, but Shaun wasn't very easy on the eyes

I didn't watch the rules, is there now a rule that says you have to hi-five between each trick?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on August 29, 2021, 08:50:40 AM
Those impossible attempts were still shitty.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on August 29, 2021, 09:28:49 AM
Sean Davis really had Berra fly back to CA to watch him set a front shuv? This was fun but Hover ain't makin it another round. Grumpy dad Berra is kinda sick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sidewalk Funk. on August 29, 2021, 10:02:07 AM
Stoked for Shaun Hover. Dude is in his mid 30s and has three kids. Seems pretty clear that he doesn't have any delusions of winning it all and is just enjoying being there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 29, 2021, 10:11:32 AM
Did they pipe in applause between tricks to make it seem more wholesome? That whole thing was unnecessary but pretty funny that it went the other way. Shaun Hove seems to have gotten much less stinking since the last game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on August 29, 2021, 10:15:59 AM
Shaun definitely seemed salty about loosing the first game I don’t care what he says
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on August 29, 2021, 10:27:40 AM
Still looked like a 3 shuv more than an impossible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on August 29, 2021, 10:46:00 AM
Well, that was a lot of high fives. Can't tell if that all was honest friendliness or not. But it was a good game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roomservice on August 29, 2021, 10:46:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
could hover skate any slower? can't wait to see the snail again next round.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on August 29, 2021, 10:51:23 AM
Shaun is sick, u guys trippin like always
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 29, 2021, 10:52:57 AM
Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on August 29, 2021, 10:56:43 AM
Impossibles's still looked like 360 shoves to me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MyUserName on August 29, 2021, 11:23:15 AM
My only exposure to both of these guys was the original game, I don't follow either of them and have no idea who they are. That being said, Sean Davis acted like an insufferable, petulant child in Game 1, and I think he must have seen the comments and watched the tape because he was much more mature and laid back in Game 2. Kudos to him for that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on August 29, 2021, 11:23:56 AM
Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.

You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on August 29, 2021, 11:34:31 AM
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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?

If I somehow got some for free without having to do anything for it, I'd skate them after cutting off the logo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on August 29, 2021, 11:40:37 AM
i'd skate cariumas for sure. no one would assume you bought them. that's incomprehensible. therefore, everyone would think you think you were at least flow. as long as i didn't do any actual skating, i could keep up the illusion of being on a sean davis level of skill...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Garth Marenghi on August 29, 2021, 11:46:22 AM
Haha that was like so casual!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on August 29, 2021, 12:17:35 PM
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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?

That is not what I was telling, but in fact I am willing to go on the record as saying I would not wear Cariuma’s if I got them for free, even for skating. Now, if they made wide toed cupsoles designed to mitigate an adult man’s back issues that pop up with vulc shoes, I might not request additional bribery in addition to the free shoes and give them a go.

My ability to purchase footwear exceeds my ability to destroy them these days.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DarkPools on August 29, 2021, 01:06:08 PM
Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.

I know Shaun personally and they sent him shoes way back, right before they flooded the skate market with their ads and other notable skaters shilling for them everywhere. I don't know if it's sponsorship or just a hookup to gauge future potential.

Before this, the shop he rides for, Exodus Ride Shop in MI, would send him Nike Janoski models and the occasional GT Blazer.


Also, I've skated with Shaun and he doesn't skate super slow. Occasionally, maybe. Dudes like 6'4 so I'm sure the lankiness doesn't help there. Berrics ground is slippery AF, plus Davis was going much faster so it looked like he was going slow by comparison. Same thing in the Luan and Asta game because Luan skates fast as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on August 29, 2021, 01:30:12 PM
Berra lookin like a bloated diabetic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on August 29, 2021, 03:11:13 PM
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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?
[close]

That is not what I was telling, but in fact I am willing to go on the record as saying I would not wear Cariuma’s if I got them for free, even for skating. Now, if they made wide toed cupsoles designed to mitigate an adult man’s back issues that pop up with vulc shoes, I might not request additional bribery in addition to the free shoes and give them a go.

My ability to purchase footwear exceeds my ability to destroy them these days.

Kind of odd that an adult man is worried about what another adult man is wearing in an online video. Do you though!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on August 29, 2021, 03:11:24 PM
haha i like berra
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on August 29, 2021, 03:24:23 PM
Damn that shit show is getting more views than SLS prelims that just came on…tbf that contest was shit too

Kelvins sugarcane was dope tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on August 29, 2021, 03:28:28 PM
Damn that shit show is getting more views than SLS prelims that just came on…tbf that contest was shit too

Kelvins sugarcane was dope tho

The car crash effect. Or maybe now the milkcrate effect. Everyone loves to watch a good disaster in the making.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bozo Dubbed Over on August 29, 2021, 04:07:41 PM
Have branded logo tees become the BATB uniform? Makes sense. No ad space goes unused at the Berrics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on August 29, 2021, 05:01:25 PM
Berra lookin like a bloated diabetic

Needs some Vitamin D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on August 29, 2021, 06:07:14 PM
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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?
[close]

That is not what I was telling, but in fact I am willing to go on the record as saying I would not wear Cariuma’s if I got them for free, even for skating. Now, if they made wide toed cupsoles designed to mitigate an adult man’s back issues that pop up with vulc shoes, I might not request additional bribery in addition to the free shoes and give them a go.

My ability to purchase footwear exceeds my ability to destroy them these days.
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Kind of odd that an adult man is worried about what another adult man is wearing in an online video. Do you though!

Is this your first time here?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on August 29, 2021, 06:40:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!

Does the Berrics go through and delete negative comments on their YouTube page? I was scrolling through the comments when I was bored at work and every comment is thanking Berra for hosting this rematch or complimenting the skaters for their great sportsmanship.  I assume that’s what’s happening - after locking the comments on the last one when his Cariuma boys embarrassed him.  The Berrics is on some next level censorship. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on August 29, 2021, 06:50:53 PM
Have branded logo tees become the BATB uniform? Makes sense. No ad space goes unused at the Berrics

The ramps, stairs and floor could use more brand decals.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on August 29, 2021, 07:17:02 PM
I agree with whoever said the Shaun dude was salty about losing... BUT..
Watching the 2nd game made me realize he is better at skating than Sean, so explains why he was salty. He kinda had the Koston style where he lands and it looks like sh*t but it still counts. The other Sean was way too floppy and out of control. Yet, he had some very buttery 360 ollies.

Also, I agree with Shaun the first game was legit so no need for a rematch, but still interesting. Berra took the opportunity to drive home what BATB is about which was very dope.

And I have always thought the Cariuma shoes are ugly AF. The logo even when toned down and smaller is still gross. Speaking of...

I saw some Braille shoes on a John Hill video. They looked decent decent ngl. Not stylish but utilitarian and what you'd want for skating a flat bar in front of your parents house and ollieing curbs at the school parking lot.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 29, 2021, 07:38:12 PM
I saw some Braille shoes on a John Hill video. They looked decent decent ngl. Not stylish but utilitarian and what you'd want for skating a flat bar in front of your parents house and ollieing curbs at the school parking lot.
Nah, homey…
We still wanna look good, even on the flat bar out front of mama’s.   8)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on August 29, 2021, 08:55:30 PM
This whole thing sucks so bad. Berra acting like he had to rush home and save it because he’s the only person who can ref a game of skate. That luan asta game was good but this has been going on for at least a month and only one good game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 29, 2021, 09:15:44 PM
I love how it begins with Berra scolding Davis like he’s his dad followed by like 6 rapid-fire “you’re both named Shawn!” jokes. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: EdLawndale on August 29, 2021, 09:21:16 PM
Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on August 29, 2021, 09:25:49 PM
Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?

Honestly all I care about
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on August 29, 2021, 09:37:05 PM
Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?

At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on August 29, 2021, 09:39:56 PM
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?

Can't tell if you're joking, but whoever would take that would be a clown with no integrity who most likely consumes skateboarding at surface level and doesn't respect the art. You just highlighted one of the primary mistakes most companies typically make though, which is assuming that skateboarding only exists to be milked and its average enthusiast must be an imbecile with no ethics or values.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on August 29, 2021, 10:44:26 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0492/5141/8274/products/first-try-braille-skate-shoe-3_800x.jpg)

The sole is too clunky but the upper is decent.

Much better looking than a Cariuma with that giant busy logo on the side.

These Braille shoes need some design tweaks and they're almostttt ok.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keep_on_Chooglin on August 29, 2021, 11:02:19 PM
Berra's "lean, mean.....Sean" joke followed up by, "that was straight off the top of the dome" was somehow the worst part of this whole ordeal
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_reacharound on August 29, 2021, 11:42:32 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0492/5141/8274/products/first-try-braille-skate-shoe-3_800x.jpg)

The sole is too clunky but the upper is decent.

Much better looking than a Cariuma with that giant busy logo on the side.

These Braille shoes need some design tweaks and they're almostttt ok.

LOL, NO... and also FUCK NO.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on August 30, 2021, 01:39:48 AM
** Braille Shoe aka the most disgusting piece of footwear ever created**

The sole is too clunky but the upper is decent.

Much better looking than a Cariuma with that giant busy logo on the side.

These Braille shoes need some design tweaks and they're almostttt ok.

Where are the mods? Delete this please.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Giza Butler on August 30, 2021, 02:37:34 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2I37cC1YWc

Rematch!
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Yay?
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Or nay?
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No way?

to me.....

it's crazy........

like......
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on August 30, 2021, 02:46:33 AM
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0492/5141/8274/products/first-try-braille-skate-shoe-3_800x.jpg)

The sole is too clunky but the upper is decent.

Much better looking than a Cariuma with that giant busy logo on the side.

These Braille shoes need some design tweaks and they're almostttt ok.
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LOL, NO... and also FUCK NO.

This looks like I drew it.

Assuming this shoe is real , it doesn’t look awful.
Biggest advantage it has over Carolinas is that I’m not assaulted by their logo.
Upper reminds me of the Mikey Taylor horseshoe on DC.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on August 30, 2021, 02:56:43 AM
Biggest advantage it has over Carolinas is that I’m not assaulted by their logo.

Plot twist: the logo is assaulting the shoe by making it look like it was just shat on by Jackson Pollock's pigeon equivalent from distance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on August 30, 2021, 02:56:52 AM
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Rematch!
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Does the Berrics go through and delete negative comments on their YouTube page? I was scrolling through the comments when I was bored at work and every comment is thanking Berra for hosting this rematch or complimenting the skaters for their great sportsmanship.  I assume that’s what’s happening - after locking the comments on the last one when his Cariuma boys embarrassed him.  The Berrics is on some next level censorship.

they absolutely do. I was reading some guys comments going hard on Berra and scientology on a few of their videos. All those comments have gone now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on August 30, 2021, 06:39:22 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0492/5141/8274/products/first-try-braille-skate-shoe-3_800x.jpg)

The sole is too clunky but the upper is decent.

Much better looking than a Cariuma with that giant busy logo on the side.

These Braille shoes need some design tweaks and they're almostttt ok.

(https://i.ibb.co/1dxcjng/tx.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1dxcjng)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on August 30, 2021, 08:49:28 AM
I can never unsee that fakie tre
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 30, 2021, 09:45:02 AM
(https://ukskateforum.co.uk/uploads/default/optimized/3X/c/4/c4d93f3892db980224c2bb86b23d50bf5c61dacd_2_497x500.jpeg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on August 30, 2021, 09:53:23 AM
modern day berra gives the same vibe as christian bale basing patrick bateman off tom cruise

"he just had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 30, 2021, 09:59:24 AM
(https://ukskateforum.co.uk/uploads/default/optimized/3X/c/4/c4d93f3892db980224c2bb86b23d50bf5c61dacd_2_497x500.jpeg)
Truly a thing of beauty.
That grace… that FORM!
I am inspired.
I think that if I were a competitor in this BATB thing, my “Death Blow” (sponsored by Liquid Death drinking water) would be the Flare, as popularized, and later trademarked by Pierre Andre Senizergues.
Thanks, in part, to S E A N’s footsy fan work.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on August 30, 2021, 10:35:57 AM
I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 30, 2021, 10:51:54 AM
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Shaun had a shot at redemption, but no… he doubled down on a fresh pair of the C-words even though he’s not even sponsored by them from what I can tell.
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You’re telling me that if Cariuma came in your DMs and offered to send you free shoes, you wouldn’t wear them?

My friend who's pretty popular on the gram got sent a pair unsolicited and said that they were hands down the worst shoes he'd ever had, and the sole ripped apart from the rest of the shoe at the back. They still sent him more despite him not wearing any of them in his clips
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 30, 2021, 11:54:58 AM
id dump them in a free bin for people who dont even care about skating. wearing cariumas or braille shoes even if theyre free is a no go
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on August 30, 2021, 12:20:58 PM
id dump them in a free bin for people who dont even care about skating. wearing cariumas or braille shoes even if theyre free is a no go
It is an ancient law, handed down to us from our elders, and their elders before them.
It has always been this way; our tradition, our heritage, our arbitrary rules.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on August 30, 2021, 02:28:28 PM
Still got the impossible wrong lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on August 30, 2021, 08:26:23 PM
I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.

https://youtu.be/xfofsj68SWo

5:10

Looks like Koston did the same trick but did it properly. Down to the ‘IDK hands shrug”… The whole thing is probably scripted. Lol.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: EdLawndale on August 30, 2021, 09:08:40 PM
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At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.

Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on August 30, 2021, 10:12:19 PM
Just figured it out so I like the guy that one the second one cause he’s a poor mans mike Martin
Mike Martin was sick

Maybe oldmate can see this and get some inspo like maybe one day he’ll go a bit faster and just kill it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on August 30, 2021, 10:31:02 PM
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Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?
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At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.
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Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?

You can usually gauge the quality of the match by video run time. Anything less than 4 minutes is a blow out, 5-8 minutes is decently competitive, anymore more than 10 minutes and it's a treat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: EdLawndale on August 31, 2021, 01:52:43 AM
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Im out the loop but when do Stevie and Creager skate against each other?
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At the rate they’re going, I’m estimating that game will be posted in March of 2023. Assuming the berriumas is still around.
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Does that mean that it has already happened and they just haven't released it yet?
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You can usually gauge the quality of the match by video run time. Anything less than 4 minutes is a blow out, 5-8 minutes is decently competitive, anymore more than 10 minutes and it's a treat.

Makes sense. Can I get a gnar from you?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: listentoaheartbeat on August 31, 2021, 04:53:11 AM
Asta vs. Oliveira was the first good thing to come out of this. It reminded me of why I enjoyed BATB back in the day, the display of flat ground excellence. Only disappointment was Luan finishing with the Fakie Hardflip 180, arguably his least attractive go-to. I wish he had gone for the Sw Fs Heelflip 360. Also didn't care much for the Fakie Double Kickflip, despite the proper catch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kilgoret on August 31, 2021, 06:06:06 AM
:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk

the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JB on August 31, 2021, 08:14:28 AM
Tom needs a lot more credit for cutting his hair and losing that baggy beanie.
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Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on August 31, 2021, 08:35:52 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.
which shawn are you?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on August 31, 2021, 08:41:03 AM
ive watched like 2. thought it wasnt the worst thing in the world or anything. realized he was selling stickers. that pretty much turned me away
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on August 31, 2021, 08:53:45 AM
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:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

You should probably play it safe and stop reading slap altogether if you hate it so much.  No one’s got a gun to your head.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on August 31, 2021, 01:57:57 PM
I still can't believe there was a rematch! These fools need less screen time not more. I hope this negatively affects cariumba in some way. 
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Post by: versacekid420 on August 31, 2021, 03:55:18 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.
oh my god shut up
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kilgoret on August 31, 2021, 08:13:29 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.


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oh my god shut up

make me you kook fuck.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on August 31, 2021, 08:45:08 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.


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oh my god shut up
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make me you kook fuck.
I need you each to post your best combat moves and we'll vote who's the alpha. Deal?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: left knee cap on August 31, 2021, 09:29:10 PM
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I’m just happy sean won…or was it shaun?
Actually, don’t care.
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https://youtu.be/xfofsj68SWo

5:10

Looks like Koston did the same trick but did it properly. Down to the ‘IDK hands shrug”… The whole thing is probably scripted. Lol.

ok but this was just a for shits and giggles battle and not a legit one
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on September 01, 2021, 02:45:34 AM
Tom needs a lot more credit for cutting his hair and losing that baggy beanie.

Why?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sizzla on September 01, 2021, 07:45:09 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.

gifted hata mek I go haha, zimmi, Sizzla approve of him messages
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 01, 2021, 09:15:33 AM
Was really looking forward to Dylan Jaeb sweeping the whole thing. Dad Berra seems chill, glad he’s done being a huge asshole
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on September 01, 2021, 09:27:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_IRJXzjdI

Lil Dre is in now.....which I am down for since he's from the Bay Area
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 01, 2021, 09:30:02 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_IRJXzjdI

Was it necessary to have a camera pointing at a laptop screen? Why couldn't he have just filmed this from his webcam at home?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 01, 2021, 09:33:05 AM
Bummed that Stevie dropped out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on September 01, 2021, 09:46:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C_IRJXzjdI

Lil Dre is in now.....which I am down for since he's from the Bay Area

Why the Influencer bracket? Isn't he pro for Karl Watson's company?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on September 01, 2021, 09:56:16 AM
Berra needs to make use of a surrogate, I'm not about to watch 8 minutes of his floating head in portrait mode on a horizontally oriented screen.

(https://i.ibb.co/9GHnwRz/3x05-Mr-F-30.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roomservice on September 01, 2021, 10:33:53 AM
lmfao luan is going to play Cody Cepeda yet again. Fucking epic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on September 01, 2021, 10:36:07 AM
Luckily the Cariuma Joes bracket is almost done for this round so it should start picking up. Some of the Icons games might be bit lopsided and end quickly, but then again they might not and I’m looking forward to even the Mike Mo vs Koston game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: 4LOM on September 01, 2021, 10:38:44 AM
Being a fan of wackadoodle tricks, looking forward to the giger/griffin game

Gifted hater is tight, but he should post less. He can have insight, but several videos a week results in surface level trash
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on September 01, 2021, 11:45:16 AM
I back Gifted Hater, cant knock their hustle. Also its about damn time we have someone in the skate youtube game who more or less is a biproduct of the last ten years of these boards. Plus they are good at skating so can actually back up the hate.

 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MrDuckey on September 01, 2021, 12:45:55 PM
Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on September 01, 2021, 12:50:08 PM
Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?

cant watch the video and actually wont (8 min long...), did they explain why he is not playing?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on September 01, 2021, 12:58:19 PM
Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?

Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 01, 2021, 01:04:14 PM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao

Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on September 01, 2021, 02:00:50 PM
Dylan, we deserve answers. Come here and explain yourself fine sir. Good day.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: moneen on September 01, 2021, 02:03:54 PM
going to the berrics? wack
not going to the berrics? wack?

me anonymous internet user shitting on dylan jaeb? i'm tight as fuck.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on September 01, 2021, 02:05:11 PM
Idk why dylan deleted this from his main its some of the craziest shit I've seen in a min

https://www.instagram.com/p/CS3LTKNn4mP/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 01, 2021, 02:21:27 PM
I back Gifted Hater, cant knock their hustle. Also its about damn time we have someone in the skate youtube game who more or less is a biproduct of the last ten years of these boards. Plus they are good at skating so can actually back up the hate.
As far as YouTubers go, I’ve always looked at gifted hater as the YouTuber embodiment of the useless wooden toy banter section of slap and I’ve always looked at Ben Degros as the YouTuber embodiment of the shoes and gear section of slap.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on September 01, 2021, 03:57:36 PM
Boo no Andy Shrock! Then what's the point of BATB? He was the only person I wanted to see play a game of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BacksideWallride on September 01, 2021, 04:01:13 PM
No Stevie hurts.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on September 01, 2021, 04:12:31 PM
so they build the brackets without even asking the participants? no wonder this is so bad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on September 01, 2021, 04:19:00 PM
Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?

Have you seen his flat game? Pretty sure he would be fine.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DM on September 01, 2021, 06:05:25 PM
Don't think he's scared of going to the Berrics either..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mb1Q2TZ5g (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1mb1Q2TZ5g)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 01, 2021, 06:06:29 PM
No Stevie hurts.

I love him Creager, but matching him with Ishod is brutal.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 01, 2021, 07:19:59 PM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
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Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems

Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on September 01, 2021, 07:28:06 PM
respect is probably not the right word but even john hill i give him a smidge of respek for not being down with that shit. borra thinks he can throw anyone into a game for youtube nickels without properly asking because its the oh so legendary park. pft
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 01, 2021, 09:59:34 PM
going to the berrics? wack
not going to the berrics? wack?

me anonymous internet user shitting on dylan jaeb? i'm tight as fuck.

That was the joke
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 01, 2021, 10:11:37 PM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
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Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
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Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.

yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 01, 2021, 10:33:57 PM
The dude doesn’t want to play a game of skate in a scientologist’s private skate park surrounded by 45,000 cariuma logos.  Seems pretty reasonable to me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: franquietits on September 01, 2021, 11:11:48 PM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
[close]

Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
[close]

Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.

Yeah... but he survived 2 names on B-house: Clint Walker & JAWS -- In. A. Van.

I rest my case.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/l3vR6eSZ9bvU6CxkQ/giphy.webp)

J-Hill kinda beat the game if you think about.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 01, 2021, 11:17:42 PM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
[close]

Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
[close]

Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
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yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.

John Hill DID show major interest though... He wrote in a post he's actually PAY $10,000 to skate in it or something.

He basically begged to be included... and when he WAS eventually included all the sudden he wasn't "mentally there."

I guess he's scared to get skunked and ruin his brand. Kind of backfires because he lost my respect by not even bothering to show up.  It's actually kind of sad. Especially because he is good at flat. He could potentially win.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 02, 2021, 12:12:07 AM
Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


updated brackets with winners of past games (edited, colorized, ca. 2021).
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Post by: dallou on September 02, 2021, 12:44:20 AM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
[close]

Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
[close]

Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
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yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.
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John Hill DID show major interest though... He wrote in a post he's actually PAY $10,000 to skate in it or something.

He basically begged to be included... and when he WAS eventually included all the sudden he wasn't "mentally there."

I guess he's scared to get skunked and ruin his brand. Kind of backfires because he lost my respect by not even bothering to show up.  It's actually kind of sad. Especially because he is good at flat. He could potentially win.

Man that post about wanting to participate was made 3 years ago. I sur changed my mind on many things since then.
Making a statement that a random youtuber lost your respect because something as dumb as this is quite funny.

And I don’t even like the guy. Also he is a good skated but he could never win this
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Post by: urbneathme on September 02, 2021, 05:27:22 AM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
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Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
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Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
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yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.
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John Hill DID show major interest though... He wrote in a post he's actually PAY $10,000 to skate in it or something.

He basically begged to be included... and when he WAS eventually included all the sudden he wasn't "mentally there."

I guess he's scared to get skunked and ruin his brand. Kind of backfires because he lost my respect by not even bothering to show up.  It's actually kind of sad. Especially because he is good at flat. He could potentially win.

you had respect for john hill???
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on September 02, 2021, 05:29:19 AM
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No Stevie hurts.
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I love him Creager, but matching him with Ishod is brutal.

Imagine if he actually won. That would be so sick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on September 02, 2021, 06:59:47 AM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
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Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
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Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
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yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.
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John Hill DID show major interest though... He wrote in a post he's actually PAY $10,000 to skate in it or something.

He basically begged to be included... and when he WAS eventually included all the sudden he wasn't "mentally there."

I guess he's scared to get skunked and ruin his brand. Kind of backfires because he lost my respect by not even bothering to show up.  It's actually kind of sad. Especially because he is good at flat. He could potentially win.
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you had respect for john hill???

(https://i.ibb.co/VgMvkyx/tx.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VgMvkyx) (https://pt-br.imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on September 02, 2021, 08:08:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lXNZqYMDUI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 02, 2021, 08:40:28 AM
Who
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on September 02, 2021, 09:14:42 AM
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Dylan Jaeb too scared to leave the local park to play and get judged in BATB lmao. This guy thinks he can become pro with that mentality?
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Kid’s 17 give him a break are you really peer pressuring him to going to the Berrics? Lmao
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Going to the berrics : lame
refusing to go the berrics : lame

there is no way out it seems
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Not going but then being too pussy to just admit the real reason is actually the lame aspect.

Just say, "Im not skating in it because..." Boom. If the reason is ..."because they didnt even ask before putting me in the bracket and I think that's wack" that's legit.

But that's not it. Ita because of ego and their whole YouTube star image they think they're better than everyone else.

John Hill hasn't stopped skating everyday all over at different places and posting YouTube videos of himself skating flat. But oooh The Berrics will destroy his delicate mindset. That's so fucking weak.

Berra shouldve replaced him with literal dudes off the street who clearly want it more than this type of ass clowns who is too full of themselves to even play a game of skate at the Berrics because their fragile egos may get dinged up a bit.
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yes let’s have a press conference, the decision part 2 incoming.
Why acknowledge something wack like the berrics. I don’t get you guys, everyone hate on the berrics and the moment someone shows no interest in them they need to justify themself or whatever. It  seems you re projecting hard in your post man, those youtubers are living rent free in your head.
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John Hill DID show major interest though... He wrote in a post he's actually PAY $10,000 to skate in it or something.

He basically begged to be included... and when he WAS eventually included all the sudden he wasn't "mentally there."

I guess he's scared to get skunked and ruin his brand. Kind of backfires because he lost my respect by not even bothering to show up.  It's actually kind of sad. Especially because he is good at flat. He could potentially win.

no
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on September 02, 2021, 09:21:01 AM
Who
https://youtu.be/2gwE4eXn9Lk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 02, 2021, 12:55:20 PM
Rumor is Aaron Kyro is also dropping out. So lame.

I guess these skatepark owners/YouTube stars like Berra, Shrock and Kyro (and Hill) all hate each other. There's no other explanation.

Think about it, if a local skater (pro or not) asked you to skate in his SKATE competition for YouTube video, would you do it?

What would be your deciding criteria for showing up or not? For me it wouldn't be that serious. My criteria would literally be...

1. "Have I been skating enough to land 5-10 different tricks should I win the rock/paper/scissors? And

2. "Has this guy who is inviting me to his game of SKATE done something to betray or publicly embarrass me which has made in, in turn, actually despise him on some level?"


 or I guess in the case of Braille/Revive/Progress Daily...

3. "How is showing up to this event going to affect my already pre-established brand/image/business? If I lose will this affect sales?"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sizzla on September 02, 2021, 01:02:32 PM
Sizzla nah kno why I&I still a giff mind to dem berrics. Zimmi, Berra him ah pivot dem Berrics tah be a synonym tah braille an ah dem revive claffys. Zimmi all dem cariuma shoes an dey bryte green rails. Berrics ah nah post no new wkndtage nah more, so Sizzla nah mind ova dem nah longa
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on September 02, 2021, 01:08:11 PM
I wish there would just be a mass exodus of everyone on the bracket. Leave Berrics in the cold with no event at all. Steve berriuma is cashing those berriuma checks and skategoat is having a movie made about his life while all these people in batb are just the foreground for huge berriuma ads whether they wear the shoes or not.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on September 02, 2021, 03:05:19 PM
When is this gonna end? There must be at least 25 weeks left of battles to get through. Maybe by next summer?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on September 02, 2021, 04:50:34 PM
did not know about the 10k thing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: StillTryin on September 02, 2021, 05:39:21 PM
Pretty sure John Hill made a video many weeks ago saying he wasn't gonna go anyway so that's hardly news.

Also, can't imagine Kyro ghosting a fellow scientology joint unless he's looking for a floggin' back at the church the Sunday after.

Wonder what kind of flat ground game Spencer Barton can muster up for BATB. Hasn't posted a video in almost a year too.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on September 02, 2021, 05:58:13 PM
is this over yet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on September 02, 2021, 08:33:26 PM
When is this gonna end? There must be at least 25 weeks left of battles to get through. Maybe by next summer?

Why is the pace so slow I don't understand film all of this shit ahead of the time and release them more steadily.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 02, 2021, 08:37:33 PM
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When is this gonna end? There must be at least 25 weeks left of battles to get through. Maybe by next summer?
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Why is the pace so slow I don't understand film all of this shit ahead of the time and release them more steadily.

They’ll still be trying to finish up this one during batb13.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on September 02, 2021, 10:27:45 PM
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:)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRE_mTwDEjk
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the fact that some of you internet social media fuckers support this kook makes my blood boil. probably the most punchable face i've seen in a minute. the audacity for this mango wannabe reject keyboard warrior calling himself "gifted hater" and all these social media kooks eating it up.


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oh my god shut up
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make me you kook fuck.
okay watch this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 03, 2021, 10:03:09 AM
Pretty sure John Hill made a video many weeks ago saying he wasn't gonna go anyway so that's hardly news.

Also, can't imagine Kyro ghosting a fellow scientology joint unless he's looking for a floggin' back at the church the Sunday after.

Wonder what kind of flat ground game Spencer Barton can muster up for BATB. Hasn't posted a video in almost a year too.

There's a comment on a video about this where someone claims Kyro isn't going. It sounded legit.

Also Berra mentioned the brackets may change again so...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on September 03, 2021, 05:42:28 PM
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Pretty sure John Hill made a video many weeks ago saying he wasn't gonna go anyway so that's hardly news.

Also, can't imagine Kyro ghosting a fellow scientology joint unless he's looking for a floggin' back at the church the Sunday after.

Wonder what kind of flat ground game Spencer Barton can muster up for BATB. Hasn't posted a video in almost a year too.
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There's a comment on a video about this where someone claims Kyro isn't going. It sounded legit.

Also Berra mentioned the brackets may change again so...

The Bracket/Berra video confirms Kyro is out (watching him suck eggs and get mopped would be bad for him and his brand's image)
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Post by: drcroc on September 03, 2021, 09:10:40 PM
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Pretty sure John Hill made a video many weeks ago saying he wasn't gonna go anyway so that's hardly news.

Also, can't imagine Kyro ghosting a fellow scientology joint unless he's looking for a floggin' back at the church the Sunday after.

Wonder what kind of flat ground game Spencer Barton can muster up for BATB. Hasn't posted a video in almost a year too.
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There's a comment on a video about this where someone claims Kyro isn't going. It sounded legit.

Also Berra mentioned the brackets may change again so...
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The Bracket/Berra video confirms Kyro is out (watching him suck eggs and get mopped would be bad for him and his brand's image)

Like 4 or 5 years ago when he was filming all those Braille tutorial videos he was pretty good at flat. Not too sure about switch though.

Obviously in your mid to late 30s you cant really pop anymore so it's a wrap. I can see why someone would not show up based solely on that.

But also... Joslin won and he didn't really pop... He just scooped tricks.

I actually didn't like when Joslin won at first but over time I've come to appreciate the fact he could do so many tricks in both stances so methodically. They all looked uniform to one another the way he forms the tricks.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sharky on September 04, 2021, 08:38:22 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLGnik2bplo&t=75s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on September 04, 2021, 09:34:38 AM
When are they doing games that aren’t skatepark kids
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 04, 2021, 09:44:37 AM
SPOILER WARNING:










You could just tell that the dude in black was gonna lose from the get go on how bad he was landing his tricks and how sketchy and shakey his style was. A lot of the tricks he landed on defense looked like he landed it on accident.
The dude in white skates for primitive right? Isn’t there some sort of fine print stipulation in primitive contracts that require all their skaters have to at least have a somewhat decent flatground game otherwise their contract is voided?
But yeah the dude in white was looking pretty solid, wouldn’t be surprised if he goes far. Definitely looks more solid and comfortable on his board than most of the other joes and influencers who have skated so far.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on September 04, 2021, 09:54:29 AM
Seems like a bad omen to wear a hat big L on it.

Or maybe he was trying to subliminally psych out Hixson?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on September 04, 2021, 12:37:39 PM
the way the announcer wears his hat really bothers me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on September 04, 2021, 12:48:50 PM
that kyonoske guy is growin on me... does anyone else sense a resurgence in Lakai popularity? fuckin telfords man, somehow they lookin aight
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 04, 2021, 01:55:11 PM
I kind of liked this match. Kyonosuke has such a good style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Shiro417gunpla on September 04, 2021, 06:55:21 PM
that kyonoske guy is growin on me... does anyone else sense a resurgence in Lakai popularity? fuckin telfords man, somehow they lookin aight

Facts it's the core dunk alt but sicker needs a low for sure
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HaveFunSkateboarding on September 04, 2021, 07:13:27 PM
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that kyonoske guy is growin on me... does anyone else sense a resurgence in Lakai popularity? fuckin telfords man, somehow they lookin aight
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Facts it's the core dunk alt but sicker needs a low for sure

The low is on its way. But I was getting this vibe too. Having a “hot new up and comer” on Primitive wearing Lakai’s is a good thing for them. So is Dilo wearing Lakai’s now. The more non-Crail skaters being hooked up with Lakai the better it is for the company.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on September 04, 2021, 09:22:13 PM
THey should try putting non-Crail people on the team then too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kilgoret on September 04, 2021, 10:49:21 PM
That announcer kid is a major kook.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goingapelikenigo on September 04, 2021, 11:53:12 PM
that kyonoske guy is growin on me... does anyone else sense a resurgence in Lakai popularity? fuckin telfords man, somehow they lookin aight

saw john dilo rock them, looking so good.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CTUn_jJpgaQ/
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 05, 2021, 12:06:26 AM
I kind of liked this match. Kyonosuke has such a good style.

Yep, decent game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on September 05, 2021, 04:38:14 AM
Do I root for the guy with the Lakais or the guy with the Saiz?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: turd fergusion on September 05, 2021, 08:16:20 AM
That rematch they just posted was staged….

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on September 05, 2021, 09:32:42 AM
This is some serious damage control from the Berrics. For the sake of the ”contest” they could’ve just let the first game stand and move on, it won’t matter down the line anyway, but I guess this is more about making the main sponsors dudes look good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on September 05, 2021, 09:39:56 AM
Shaun keeps impressing me, solid dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 05, 2021, 09:51:53 AM
Corny
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 05, 2021, 09:52:13 AM
They’re really trying to shove a third game with these cunts down our throats? Wasn’t two already enough?
I’m not even gonna click on it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on September 05, 2021, 10:07:31 AM
That rematch they just posted was staged….

I actually believe this. This has fake written all over it, the corny ending and all the unfunny berra quotes...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Veggie.Wav on September 05, 2021, 10:12:35 AM
They are gonna have to seriously start uploading more matches a week, especially if they wanna do random garbage like this. Nobody asked for a 3rd match and it was clearly a skit type of video. They're gumming up the works with this shit, at this rate the tournament will be finished by mid summer of 2022
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on September 05, 2021, 11:57:00 AM
That rematch they just posted was staged….

They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: offkilter on September 05, 2021, 12:19:29 PM
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They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.

The problem is that children do care about them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on September 05, 2021, 12:35:18 PM
Not gonna lie I kinda fuck with Hover. Hes a lanky dad (something i can relate too) and he vaguely reminds me of Pete Eldridge style wise.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sharky on September 05, 2021, 03:10:31 PM
Cab bigflip double flip, possibly the wildest trick in BATB history?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 05, 2021, 08:01:31 PM
Cab bigflip double flip, possibly the wildest trick in BATB history?

Agreed. That was nuts... He did it clean too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on September 05, 2021, 09:12:08 PM
So… lemme see if I’ve got this straight.
Berriuma calls a rematch, which reverses the prior result.
Then, due to a lack of participating competitors, Stevage gets these two dudes on the horn & proposes a rematch to (unofficially) settle the score whilst filling a recently vacated publish date for his website’s festival of skill.
But he thinks the best punchline for this skit/joke is to have the draw settled by a mutual forfeit, effectively rendering moot the point of the (now 3rd) meeting of these two & effectively wasting the viewers time completely.
Have I got that right so far? ‘Cause I’m pretty sure that’s what I just witnessed.
Fuck me for clicking, and then watching to the end; that’s my OWN idiocy & my burden to carry. But also fuck that rascal Borra for hosting a “tie-breaker” match that does no such thing.
The only thing stupider than that is me for clicking on that shit in the first place. :-\
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 06, 2021, 08:40:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on September 06, 2021, 08:45:39 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out

Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 06, 2021, 08:50:58 AM
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3:59 - you know its a blow out
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Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.
aha same. His pop shov was horrible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Veggie.Wav on September 06, 2021, 09:04:51 AM
Cryil had that dying inside meme face the whole match. On a positive note I'm now a fan of this Lil Dre guy his switch flip was nuts
(https://i.ibb.co/2Sqp1p6/awkward-old-man-smile.jpg) (https://ibb.co/2Sqp1p6)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 06, 2021, 09:43:05 AM
Wow, instant classic right there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: arcam on September 06, 2021, 10:10:52 AM
i haven't read all 52 pages so forgive me if this has already been stated

i am better than C-ROY
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on September 06, 2021, 10:16:21 AM
Is this C-Roy kid a vert skater or something?
Why he got less flat-ground skills than your average SLAP user, and more over, what the fudge is somebody with so little game doing in an invite only competition?
At least the Dre dude is pretty to look at.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on September 06, 2021, 10:22:44 AM
They need to cancel this shit. I literally feel sad for the Berriumas. It’s strange. I always thought I’d revel in watching berries crumble, but I actually feel bad for everyone involved.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 06, 2021, 10:24:09 AM
Is this C-Roy kid a vert skater or something?
Why he got less flat-ground skills than your average SLAP user, and more over, what the fudge is somebody with so little game doing in an invite only competition?
At least the Dre dude is pretty to look at.

Maybe his mom is the berric’s bookkeeper or something.  Poor guy shouldn’t have been in there and you could see it in his face.  Still preferable to the seemingly endless battle of the shawns though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on September 06, 2021, 10:33:28 AM
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They didn't even try to make it not appear like it. I mean, they had them do the two "death blow" tricks that they advertised in another video. Definitely just reaffirms how annoying Berra is and how shitty this round of the contest (by inviting people no one cares about and trying to do a worldwide contest in a pandemic). Just terrible management by Berra.

Honestly, it was a good game (assuming they didn't let them re-do/re-film shit), but it didn't need to be hyped up or take up another space on a contest that's already taking forever to get through. I know they both get Cariuma so it's free advertising, but why is Berra so insistent on hyping up these two dudes? A bunch of people are skating Cariuma in this contest.
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The problem is that children do care about them

Do they?

Cyril is some IG skater. He was the first guy I saw doing the who IG skate aesthetic of weird shoes, super ramped slo-mo for fairly basic tricks / tricks that aren';t difficult but look like it, weird phone angles, etc.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 06, 2021, 10:36:58 AM
#mexikan #sacramento #nor cal #k1lla kali

(https://i.imgur.com/vjpqHog.jpeg)

may i direct you to the post your fit thread

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=114685.690
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on September 06, 2021, 10:39:55 AM
C-Roy looked nervous so I'll give him that but GOD DAMN WAS THAT A SHITTY ATTEMPT OF A SW FLIP. He said in the pregame interview that he was practicing for 3 days and snapped his board. That's a god damn lie.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fhk on September 06, 2021, 10:51:17 AM
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Who is this Cyril dude?  That was a new low for BATB.  I felt like I was watching myself skate out there seeing him roll those switch flip attempts on the ground.

He's not a sponsored skater is he?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on September 06, 2021, 10:55:09 AM
they shoulda got jscotthandsdown to be in this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 06, 2021, 10:59:14 AM
1.. Lil Dre is steezy. But we already knew that

2.. I feel sorry for that poor guy. He shouldn't have even been there. I'd say he was happy to be invited he didn't even think about how shit he would be against actual sponsored skaters
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on September 06, 2021, 11:03:32 AM
they shoulda got jscotthandsdown to be in this
100% agree.
Would’ve loved to watch that dude fake his hand steez after every trick.
I guess his star has dipped below the horizon.
Haven’t had an update on that guy’s thread in what feels like forever.
He good?
@Alois Hitler Jr. you got any updates for us?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 06, 2021, 11:09:35 AM
Hey at least he had the balls to be in this and not drop out for “not being in the right head space” or whatever bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on September 06, 2021, 11:13:22 AM
CRoy is insta famous for being the first dumbshit to skate crazy expensive non skate shoes and essentially invented the “flex on you” skate insta edit. Hes a stoner local and it seems like his whole life kinda took the shitter after catching a gun charge. Think blueberry cherry but bad at skating lol also hes an autotune rapper.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 06, 2021, 11:17:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrrB3FyvZvs

3:59 - you know its a blow out
God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yoshi on September 06, 2021, 11:29:00 AM
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3:59 - you know its a blow out
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God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?

Still.. I fuck with him for wearing a Blink-182 tee
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yoshi on September 06, 2021, 11:31:50 AM
Hey at least he had the balls to be in this and not drop out for “not being in the right head space” or whatever bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 06, 2021, 11:34:05 AM
I know skating ridiculously loose trucks is the “in” thing, but if you can’t handle it when you’re trying to ride away from tricks then it might benefit you to tighten em up a couple turns. He looked like one of those kids I see at the park that skates super loose trucks but is just barely able to stay on their board, looking uncomfortable as fuck, looking like they’re having a horrible time, but they’re just putting up with it cuz its the “in” thing.

If you aren’t looking like Matt Rodriguez or Daewon where you can’t even tell that they’re loose as fuck cuz it looks so natural, then you should probably tighten em up at least a tad bit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on September 06, 2021, 11:45:20 AM
Cyril's got kickflips like Jamal Smith lol. The format sucks so hard this year it may actually kill BATB for good. I hate the way the brackets are separated so that these influencers can go deeper into the rounds and, as Berra's hoping, bring their fans back for the clicks. Should have been random so they all could have gotten smoked by the pros in the first round.

When TJ Rogers and Tom Asta go out in the first round, the same round as the Sean's, Blue Berry and Cyril, something's wrong with your competition.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on September 06, 2021, 11:47:21 AM
feel like they put that kid in bc he was wearing adidas and berra thinks it makes caroombas team look better by comparison
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 06, 2021, 11:48:03 AM
I know skating ridiculously loose trucks is the “in” thing, but if you can’t handle it when you’re trying to ride away from tricks then it might benefit you to tighten em up a couple turns. He looked like one of those kids I see at the park that skates super loose trucks but is just barely able to stay on their board, looking uncomfortable as fuck, looking like they’re having a horrible time, but they’re just putting up with it cuz its the “in” thing.

If you aren’t looking like Matt Rodriguez or Daewon where you can’t even tell that they’re loose as fuck cuz it looks so natural, then you should probably tighten em up at least a tad bit.

i switched from loose to tight and it really did make me skate a lot better. wouldn't wanna go back at all. swerving about was nice, but i prefer landing stuff...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 06, 2021, 11:50:40 AM
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on September 06, 2021, 11:51:51 AM
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA

Internet clout is a hell of a drug
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 06, 2021, 12:10:48 PM
Him going out on that switch flip is only made worse by how incredible Lil Dre’s was. He was just happy to be there though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goingapelikenigo on September 06, 2021, 12:26:36 PM
caught him in the comments
(https://i.imgur.com/0P09Zdx.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on September 06, 2021, 12:32:27 PM
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 06, 2021, 12:53:28 PM
BATB12 has been such a cluster fuck

Bring back Dime Glory Challenge!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dante Bichette on September 06, 2021, 01:03:47 PM
https://youtu.be/0fCOfw3Tw9A
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: natenola forever on September 06, 2021, 01:11:20 PM
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA
def looked like had those contest nerves, there was some awkward laughs after missing tricks, also looks about 30lbs heavier than in those LES clips. I think Dre also flailed that second to last trick on purpose just to give him a chance to not look so bad.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goingapelikenigo on September 06, 2021, 01:43:29 PM
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.

It was an influencer bracket game, totally agree.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bread Harrity on September 06, 2021, 01:56:36 PM
Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.

fully confused by the matchups, Dre is pro for a legit board brand why would they put him against expensive shoe clout dude?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on September 06, 2021, 05:33:17 PM
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Yeah I don’t understand, was this an influencer or pro bracket game?  Because C Roy clearly shouldn’t be in the pro bracket and Dre clearly shouldn’t be influencer.  Love watching Dre but that game made no sense.
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fully confused by the matchups, Dre is pro for a legit board brand why would they put him against expensive shoe clout dude?

Probably because someone else bailed and they needed someone to fill the slot.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on September 06, 2021, 08:12:48 PM
Surprised Berra hasn’t tried to shoehorn a losers bracket in to this mess
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: atheosx on September 06, 2021, 09:09:17 PM
The one fucking year i decide to check in on what the BATB is doing and i get this..

Battle at the Berrics 12 : If you know the address and turn up, your in.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 06, 2021, 10:00:27 PM
Surprised Berra hasn’t tried to shoehorn a losers bracket in to this mess

We're less than 1/3 of the way through the brackets, anything could happen. I predict last minute sudden death fuckery to bring back Cariuma guys closer towards the finals. In BATB 1 it gave us 1 of the best matches (J-Lay vs MJ).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on September 07, 2021, 06:51:57 AM
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That rematch they just posted was staged….
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I actually believe this. This has fake written all over it, the corny ending and all the unfunny berra quotes...

Of course it was staged, they've been doing the occasional staged game forever. Here they just took the opportunity to show Cariumas even more because of course, the more you force shit onto people the more they will end up liking said shit... Right? I mean, right?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rasmus on September 07, 2021, 08:29:58 AM
Maybe I should sign up for batb next year - I seem to have the tricks and style to compete with Mr c Roy   8)

Anyways that lil Dre guy has a crazy switch flip!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on September 07, 2021, 08:41:44 AM
caught him in the comments
(https://i.imgur.com/0P09Zdx.png)
Seems like a chill dude.

Lil Dre has sick style. The SW flip was insane
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on September 07, 2021, 08:44:26 AM
https://youtu.be/0fCOfw3Tw9A

Ok,I'll bite.. having been GF myself for 6 years now  .... how tf you gonna judge pasta with no sauce or butter. 2 of the pastas are the same damn thing. All pasta is nasty plain. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on September 07, 2021, 08:48:59 AM
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Ok,I'll bite.. having been GF myself for 6 years now  .... how tf you gonna judge pasta with no sauce or butter. 2 of the pastas are the same damn thing. All pasta is nasty plain. This is the whitest shit I've ever seen. lol
maybe that’s the point
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on September 07, 2021, 09:03:00 AM
most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on September 07, 2021, 09:09:42 AM
most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be

I hope you never get celiac disease.  ;) Go eat your bare noodles.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 07, 2021, 09:18:46 AM
most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be

It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on September 07, 2021, 09:24:59 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

ever heard of Asia? 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on September 07, 2021, 09:28:36 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

someone saying the word "noodles" is probably the funniest thing you've ever read on here?

are you regular or did you hit your head or something? I wish I was so easily amused :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 07, 2021, 09:36:22 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ever heard of Asia?

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one

Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 07, 2021, 09:44:12 AM
Sorry man I don't mean to be a dickhead just found it funny.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TwisT on September 07, 2021, 09:46:57 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ever heard of Asia?
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Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing

Whats the difference?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 07, 2021, 09:55:33 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ever heard of Asia?
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Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on September 07, 2021, 10:12:29 AM
It’s the same thing but sure the word and ingredients change regionally. Some of you should just stick to spaghetti O’s and wonderbread.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawr1922 on September 07, 2021, 10:17:30 AM
Some of you should just stick to spaghetti O’s and wonderbread.


And boneless wings
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on September 07, 2021, 10:26:10 AM
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Some of you should just stick to spaghetti O’s and wonderbread.
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And boneless wings

Happy Thankjgiving at the Barkleys
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 07, 2021, 10:33:07 AM
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Some of you should just stick to spaghetti O’s and wonderbread.
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And boneless wings
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Happy Thankjgiving at the Barkleys

Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on September 07, 2021, 10:08:39 PM
being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be

Chickpea/ lentil/ cauliflower pasta are great for a low carb/ low calorie diet.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 07, 2021, 10:30:52 PM
Dre's switch kickflip washed the bad taste of Sean vs Shaun out of our mouths.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 07, 2021, 11:13:40 PM
It would be cool if there was a “Slap bracket” at batb13.  I’m sure we could at least knock out a couple of those influencer fuckers.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on September 07, 2021, 11:18:00 PM
It would be cool if there was a “Slap bracket” at batb13.  I’m sure we could at least knock out a couple of those influencer fuckers.
idk i’d say the median of flat ground from slap is somewhere between c-roy and andy roy. but hey man dream big
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 07, 2021, 11:55:16 PM
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It would be cool if there was a “Slap bracket” at batb13.  I’m sure we could at least knock out a couple of those influencer fuckers.
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idk i’d say the median of flat ground from slap is somewhere between c-roy and andy roy. but hey man dream big

BATB 13 - Slap Edition: Slappies x Shoes & Gear Face Off.

Each video is 18 minutes long:
2 minutes - overly long intro and stale jokes
2 minutes - reading the rules
10 minutes - contestants talk about Riptide pivot cups, bushing setups, number of washer, wheelbase and wheels (instant DQ if you aren't riding F4)
2 minutes - skating and raging for missing basic tricks
2 minute - announcing winner and blaming overly waxed red curb
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bigwheelbite on September 08, 2021, 02:58:26 AM
Fuckin cringe how Steve Berra thinks he's such a funny cunt. Even more cringe when you see or hear people thinking the Berrics is legit.

Fuckin Scientology pricks...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on September 08, 2021, 03:20:58 AM
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That rematch they just posted was staged….
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I actually believe this. This has fake written all over it, the corny ending and all the unfunny berra quotes...
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Of course it was staged, they've been doing the occasional staged game forever. Here they just took the opportunity to show Cariumas even more because of course, the more you force shit onto people the more they will end up liking said shit... Right? I mean, right?

Deadset, all the unsanctioned battles are just edited to be entertaining, not even mad about it cause they fully tell you with the whole ‘unsanctioned’ thing

Imagine if they had like full fake pros and fake contests like on some wrestling shit

Probably watch that too if it was outrageous enough and if they talked mad shit on each other
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on September 08, 2021, 08:14:17 AM
That was rough to watch.
I don't get it - did he just get too nervous to land tricks?
I googled Cyril Palmer and this part came up from awhile back. He had some pop and flow then.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIbyWVkCSiA

I guess ig really makes people regular? dude was alright and kinda had on point trick selection and style
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on September 08, 2021, 08:22:01 AM
Just realized they put a pro (Dre) in the "influncers" bracket and he's probably going to beat every of these retards up.

Was he wearing Blogneys shoe?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sometimes on September 08, 2021, 08:31:11 AM
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Some of you should just stick to spaghetti O’s and wonderbread.
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And boneless wings

No bonelesses, no grabs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on September 08, 2021, 08:41:39 AM
Just realized they put a pro (Dre) in the "influncers" bracket and he's probably going to beat every of these retards up.

Was he wearing Blogneys shoe?

Everyone is right, its weird that they put Lil Dre in the influencer category. But I love his style and love Maxallure (due to Karl Watson mainly).

Watching him take down other influencers will be refreshing and will give me something to root for!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on September 08, 2021, 08:56:44 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/k0q70Qy/3-F33-DD40-9-F3-A-4-E0-B-845-B-5-B5443-C515-A8.png) (https://ibb.co/k0q70Qy)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on September 08, 2021, 09:00:10 AM
only a clown like borra would think he's big enough to just start throwing names into a bracket without confirming with folks first. Half of these established pros are going to bail - borra needs them a lot more than they need borra.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on September 08, 2021, 11:15:59 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/k0q70Qy/3-F33-DD40-9-F3-A-4-E0-B-845-B-5-B5443-C515-A8.png) (https://ibb.co/k0q70Qy)

this is funny, because it is true.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on September 08, 2021, 01:34:25 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/k0q70Qy/3-F33-DD40-9-F3-A-4-E0-B-845-B-5-B5443-C515-A8.png) (https://ibb.co/k0q70Qy)

Maybe - but I am curious how Griffin does.  He has ridiculous tricks but who knows how consistent he is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on September 08, 2021, 02:02:20 PM
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It would be cool if there was a “Slap bracket” at batb13.  I’m sure we could at least knock out a couple of those influencer fuckers.
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idk i’d say the median of flat ground from slap is somewhere between c-roy and andy roy. but hey man dream big
[close]

BATB 13 - Slap Edition: Slappies x Shoes & Gear Face Off.

Each video is 18 minutes long:
2 minutes - overly long intro and stale jokes
2 minutes - reading the rules
10 minutes - contestants talk about Riptide pivot cups, bushing setups, number of washer, wheelbase and wheels (instant DQ if you aren't riding F4)
2 minutes - skating and raging for missing basic tricks
2 minute - announcing winner and blaming overly waxed red curb

Lmao at the Riptide pivot cups

The game of skate would be dead silent with everyone’s Riptides, waxed and lubed bushings, and 97a conical fulls. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on September 08, 2021, 06:53:39 PM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one

Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing

Dick, you’re cray cray
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HowMakeBoardFlip on September 09, 2021, 02:26:02 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/k0q70Qy/3-F33-DD40-9-F3-A-4-E0-B-845-B-5-B5443-C515-A8.png) (https://ibb.co/k0q70Qy)

Fantastic. As much as I like a proper even battle like Luan/Asta, this might actually end up being more entertaining.

(https://i.imgur.com/O8uihd8.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on September 09, 2021, 08:25:40 AM
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being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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Chickpea/ lentil/ cauliflower pasta are great for a low carb/ low calorie diet.

What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?………

I’ve never paid 300$ for a garbanzo bean on my face
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on September 09, 2021, 08:27:26 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
[close]

It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on September 09, 2021, 08:31:30 AM
noodles = udon / ramen, soup type shit. stringy stuff generally
 pasta = spaghetti, fettucine, etc. way thicker
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sillybilly on September 09, 2021, 08:50:07 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pI7GI1z-Og&ab

It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 09, 2021, 08:52:41 AM
noodles = udon / ramen, soup type shit. stringy stuff generally
 pasta = spaghetti, fettucine, etc. way thicker

Thank you  ;D

That is just one of the many differences.

Can't believe this is still going ha

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 09, 2021, 08:54:46 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
[close]

It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
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So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?

Remember in Lady and the Tramp when the two dogs both started slurping on opposite ends of the elongated spaghetti cylinder so they ended up with a surprise kiss?  What a scene.
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Post by: DM on September 09, 2021, 08:57:29 AM
noodles = udon / ramen, soup type shit. stringy stuff generally
 pasta = spaghetti, fettucine, etc. way thicker
Udon is generally thicker than spaghetti ;)
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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 09, 2021, 08:58:21 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ever heard of Asia?
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Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
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Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
[close]

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?
[close]

Remember in Lady and the Tramp when the two dogs both started slurping on opposite ends of the elongated spaghetti cylinder so they ended up with a surprise kiss?  What a scene.

A Spaghett

https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HowMakeBoardFlip on September 09, 2021, 09:01:12 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pI7GI1z-Og&ab

It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.

Kinda makes me feel bad for him tbh...I mean the tricks were still pretty suss but he seems like a cool dude.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 09, 2021, 09:09:09 AM
Just take your L and move on buddy,
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roomservice on September 09, 2021, 09:09:16 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pI7GI1z-Og&ab

It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
more embarrassing than the game itself.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on September 09, 2021, 09:10:44 AM
web redemption lmao. fame by david bowie
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Post by: JANUS on September 09, 2021, 10:06:11 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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ever heard of Asia?
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Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
[close]

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?
[close]

Remember in Lady and the Tramp when the two dogs both started slurping on opposite ends of the elongated spaghetti cylinder so they ended up with a surprise kiss?  What a scene.
[close]

A Spaghett

https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g

Fascinating.

Did you ever watch the Sopranos? If so, how did you react when they referred to all manner of pasta as “macaronis and gravy?”
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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 09, 2021, 10:19:23 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
[close]

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?
[close]

Remember in Lady and the Tramp when the two dogs both started slurping on opposite ends of the elongated spaghetti cylinder so they ended up with a surprise kiss?  What a scene.
[close]

A Spaghett

https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g
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Fascinating.

Did you ever watch the Sopranos? If so, how did you react when they referred to all manner of pasta as “macaronis and gravy?”

Yeah they got it wrong. Very wrong

That was the joke

That was obvious when they went to visit the mafia in Italy and they embarrassed themselves
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on September 09, 2021, 10:21:06 AM
Just take your L and move on buddy,

No no no pasta and noodles are different
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
[close]

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?
[close]

Remember in Lady and the Tramp when the two dogs both started slurping on opposite ends of the elongated spaghetti cylinder so they ended up with a surprise kiss?  What a scene.
[close]

A Spaghett

https://youtu.be/Omy3BERUd1g
[close]

Fascinating.

Did you ever watch the Sopranos? If so, how did you react when they referred to all manner of pasta as “macaronis and gravy?”
[close]

Yeah they got it wrong. Very wrong

That was the joke

That was obvious when they went to visit the mafia in Italy and they embarrassed themselves

It sure is fun to say gabbagool, though.

I, too, love the scene where the dogs share a single elongated spaghett cylinder and surprise kiss.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on September 09, 2021, 12:31:07 PM
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Just take your L and move on buddy,
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No no no pasta and noodles are different

Who would of though people would be so glutenfreephobic on here? lol  If pasta is noodles... I guess cookies are just flat baked cakes to a crisp. And I guess beer really is just water being as its 90 to 95-percent water. Whats the difference. Same thing in Thailand, Girl?, Ladyboy? Sounds like a W. All the same. lol Mmmm gabbagool!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 09, 2021, 12:53:21 PM
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It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
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more embarrassing than the game itself.

Seems like a nice kid, but this video wasn’t doing him justice. It just shows he’s insecure and is desperately trying to get everyone to see that he can land a kickflip.

“Guys I swear I can land tricks look!!”

Also, fakie kickflip body variels are trash.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on September 09, 2021, 12:55:27 PM
Dude skates like The Lix
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Post by: Sharky on September 09, 2021, 01:15:42 PM
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It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
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more embarrassing than the game itself.
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Seems like a nice kid, but this video wasn’t doing him justice. It just shows he’s insecure and is desperately trying to get everyone to see that he can land a kickflip.

“Guys I swear I can land tricks look!!”

Also, fakie kickflip body variels are trash.

Skate influencer culture, not able to take an L on the chin. Could of just skated the park and made a cool short berrics edit and everyone would of been happy. Doing tricks and talking to the camera guy to prove you can land them is just sad. The preteens the berrics has been highlighting in the last few months have less fragile egos. I'll throw him a bone and assume this was just for them to have more content in case another match was cancelled.
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Post by: boi-cuzudo on September 09, 2021, 01:29:33 PM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
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Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with

Although similar, they are different things

Pasta is usually made of durum semolina and cooked al dente (usually no salt or eggs, must be all durum wheat to be considered pasta in Italy as per regulations) and noodles are usually made of common wheat and eggs (needs salt) and can be fried, cooked, a soup, etc. There are differences in terms of elasticity and firmness, in shape/length, etc...


















Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hinna on September 09, 2021, 01:36:06 PM
Kombucha is absolutely fucking disgusting. Tastes how sweaty gym socks smell
shit is like sewage. it said grape so i took a big swig and thought it was rotten or something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 09, 2021, 02:04:54 PM
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It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
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more embarrassing than the game itself.
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Seems like a nice kid, but this video wasn’t doing him justice. It just shows he’s insecure and is desperately trying to get everyone to see that he can land a kickflip.

“Guys I swear I can land tricks look!!”

Also, fakie kickflip body variels are trash.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v70p0GELx50
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 09, 2021, 02:10:44 PM
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Just take your L and move on buddy,
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No no no pasta and noodles are different
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Who would of though people would be so glutenfreephobic on here? lol  If pasta is noodles... I guess cookies are just flat baked cakes to a crisp. And I guess beer really is just water being as its 90 to 95-percent water. Whats the difference. Same thing in Thailand, Girl?, Ladyboy? Sounds like a W. All the same. lol Mmmm gabbagool!

Exactly

I mean how thick can you be, to not know the difference

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NowhereInLife on September 09, 2021, 02:11:13 PM
BATB 12: Damage Control

noodle refers to the shape (string like).  some pastas are noodles (spaghetti, linguini, vermicelli).

good stomach flora is a keystone general wellness.
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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 09, 2021, 02:21:35 PM
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It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
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more embarrassing than the game itself.

Just watched this. I feel so sorry for the poor guy cos he feels he needed to do this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on September 09, 2021, 02:31:02 PM

good stomach flora is a keystone general wellness.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on September 09, 2021, 04:57:10 PM
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It sucks that he thought he needed to do this.
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more embarrassing than the game itself.
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Just watched this. I feel so sorry for the poor guy cos he feels he needed to do this.

It's obvious from the game that he could have landed a lot of the tricks that were set, the loose trucks however did not help him in the slightest.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on September 09, 2021, 11:09:30 PM
Kombucha is like avocado or cocktail shrimp, an acquired taste. I hated all 3 until I gave them a proper chance. Makes it a lot easier to drink when you realize it helps your gut flora and increases your energy. It also helps to not have the palette of a 15 year old.

Motherfuckers I know wanna pound a 10$ liter of Giorgi or Nikolai out of a plastic bottle then tell me kombucha is gross like you’re drinking nail polish there bud. No matter how much coca cola you mix it with it’s still raggedy, dirty ass nails on the chalkboard that is your tongue and esophagus. Not to mention the dull ache in your intestines that you wake up with that eventually leads to your toilet water becoming more hazardous than the LA canals.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 10, 2021, 12:00:48 AM
Skateboarding is definitely more spongy than al dente nowadays.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on September 10, 2021, 12:26:31 AM
that cap is Dastardly horrible.
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Post by: gabbesucks on September 10, 2021, 06:27:25 AM
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most of the world eats noodles & there certainly are different grades of quality

being gluten free is like the most white thing ever btw. i dont think anyone who follows that can ever give an opinion about what good food is or should be
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It's pasta

Calling them noodles is the most American thing ever and probably the funniest thing I've ever read on here  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[close]

ever heard of Asia?
[close]

Dude

What he ate was pasta

Noodles are a completely different thing

There is a difference

A big one


Rock up to a restaurant in Milan and call a pasta dish "noodles" and see how they like it.

Anyway whatever must a cultural thing
[close]

Whats the difference?
[close]

Cultural primarily. I've never eaten cacio e pepe with vermicelli noodles. Or chow mein with penne

Style, texture, production

Dishes they prepared, served and eaten with
[close]

So what do you call a single unit of spaghetti?

Spaghott
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on September 10, 2021, 07:01:41 AM
Skateboarding is definitely more spongy than al dente nowadays.

This is almost a Ghostface bar
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on September 10, 2021, 12:15:23 PM
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3:59 - you know its a blow out
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God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?

Theroy:

He was paid to throw it so Lil'Dre can move up the ranks thereby making the BATB have more viewers.
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Post by: stillcantreflip on September 10, 2021, 12:39:10 PM
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3:59 - you know its a blow out
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God damn that was FUCKING TERRIBLE. Missing basic tricks…basic is an understatement.

How many pro matches have they had? 1? How about legends? 0?
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Theroy:

He was paid to throw it so Lil'Dre can move up the ranks thereby making the BATB have more viewers.

god this was bad. the cute chick w braids has mad flat though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on September 11, 2021, 07:35:36 AM
Sooo?
Another weekend with no battle(s)?
Is Steve spending too much of his time creating burner accounts on SLAP in order to defend Cumorama, and not enough time finding replacements for all of the people who dropped out?
I think the CoS will probably continue to prop up their vital/important “outreach” platform financially, so the Borrics will likely survive this rapidly eroding promotional escapade, but this year’s (and next, at this rate) may well be the last Battle at the Borrics any of us see for a while.
I feel like this isn’t just taking the wind out of Steve’s sails, it’s downright taking a knife to the canvas and dropping the spars to the deck as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 11, 2021, 01:59:45 PM
There are still 44 battles left. At this rate the championship will be sometime in 2023
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 11, 2021, 02:25:51 PM
By the end this will be the biggest thread on this site. Botb12 thread > botb12
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fakie nollie on September 11, 2021, 03:25:10 PM
By the end this will be the biggest thread on this site. Botb12 thread > botb12

You read my mind. PS, still listening to your song on loop while I drive. Make more music!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on September 12, 2021, 04:14:53 AM
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By the end this will be the biggest thread on this site. Botb12 thread > botb12
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You read my mind. PS, still listening to your song on loop while I drive. Make more music!
Seconding this. Make more music!

On topic: What a surreal shit show this BATB has turned out to be so far. Still highly entertained by it and this thread. Bummed that there will be no Stevie vs Creager though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 12, 2021, 04:29:03 AM
It really feels to me like he has really fucked up here.

The brand is completely ruined by these influencer and Joe's brackets.

I wouldn't be surprised if nearly all or all the pros bailed. How embarrassing would that be.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Snappyfingers on September 12, 2021, 04:46:29 AM
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By the end this will be the biggest thread on this site. Botb12 thread > botb12
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You read my mind. PS, still listening to your song on loop while I drive. Make more music!
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Seconding this. Make more music!

On topic: What a surreal shit show this BATB has turned out to be so far. Still highly entertained by it and this thread. Bummed that there will be no Stevie vs Creager though.

What happened to the Stevie vs. Creager match?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 12, 2021, 04:55:53 AM
They bailed I think
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Post by: JugeL on September 12, 2021, 05:14:25 AM
Stevie got scared
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Post by: Spirit on September 12, 2021, 05:27:57 AM
Stevie got scared

Or maybe he realized just how fucking kooky the Berrics is nowadays
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Post by: Loady McGee on September 12, 2021, 06:25:20 AM
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Stevie got scared
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Or maybe he realized just how fucking kooky the Berrics is nowadays
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Borra just put his name in there without even asking him first.
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Post by: Big Baby Jesus on September 12, 2021, 08:19:41 AM
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Stevie got scared
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Or maybe he realized just how fucking kooky the Berrics is nowadays
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Borra just put his name in there without even asking him first.

This ^^ that lil Dre v C Roy made me feel so good about my subpar skating…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on September 12, 2021, 09:39:46 AM
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By the end this will be the biggest thread on this site. Botb12 thread > botb12
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You read my mind. PS, still listening to your song on loop while I drive. Make more music!
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Seconding this. Make more music!

On topic: What a surreal shit show this BATB has turned out to be so far. Still highly entertained by it and this thread. Bummed that there will be no Stevie vs Creager though.
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You read my mind. PS, still listening to your song on loop while I drive. Make more music!

Thank you guys, I am working on an EP right now ! If I manage to get an ep and a shitty skate edit by the end of the year, I 'll be happy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 18, 2021, 08:31:08 AM
Redbulliuma

https://youtu.be/9FE0iNMpGTw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rein on September 18, 2021, 08:56:08 AM
Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on September 18, 2021, 09:10:37 AM
Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.

dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on September 18, 2021, 09:13:52 AM
Redbulliuma

https://youtu.be/9FE0iNMpGTw
At least both of them can kickflip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 18, 2021, 09:35:26 AM
Never paid attention to lucas or that whole group of red bull wearin euro(no bias, just a description) robots but dude has some style and pop.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on September 18, 2021, 09:39:26 AM
Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
I could honestly barely tell the difference between the two.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Global Moderator on September 18, 2021, 10:31:09 AM
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Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take

Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on September 18, 2021, 10:32:56 AM
I thought Gus would be a little better and haven't watched much of the Lucas but he passes the eye test. His speed and pop were nice to watch. Vert button for Gus going forward.
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 18, 2021, 10:39:51 AM
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.

Isn’t that a bit harsh? He’s just your typical south of the border contest skater. I get why he may not be your cup of tea but he does clearly have some impressive board control. Obviously Lucas is the better of the two from a style perspective but I didn’t think it was that bad to the point of saying “if you don’t hate him you don’t know shit”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gabriel on September 18, 2021, 11:02:28 AM
Never paid attention to lucas or that whole group of red bull wearin euro(no bias, just a description) robots but dude has some style and pop.

the only thing gustavo and lucas have in common is the redbull hat and the portuguese sounding name (though lucas is from brazil and gustavo from portugal)

lucas' skating is on a whole different category

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXvbwk3EDI
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on September 18, 2021, 11:16:55 AM
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.

If you can't respect that board control, then you're a fucking idiot who's trying too hard to seem cool.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Harrison's Fjord on September 18, 2021, 11:22:35 AM
Damn, dude should have gotten a letter straightaway on the fs 360
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 18, 2021, 11:33:51 AM
Korn sucks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FBK on September 18, 2021, 12:17:21 PM
Damn, dude should have gotten a letter straightaway on the fs 360
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
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Isn’t that a bit harsh? He’s just your typical south of the border contest skater. I get why he may not be your cup of tea but he does clearly have some impressive board control. Obviously Lucas is the better of the two from a style perspective but I didn’t think it was that bad to the point of saying “if you don’t hate him you don’t know shit”
brazil isn’t exactly “south of the border”
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Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
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Isn’t that a bit harsh? He’s just your typical south of the border contest skater. I get why he may not be your cup of tea but he does clearly have some impressive board control. Obviously Lucas is the better of the two from a style perspective but I didn’t think it was that bad to the point of saying “if you don’t hate him you don’t know shit”
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brazil isn’t exactly “south of the border”
Neither is his home country, Portugal
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Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
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Isn’t that a bit harsh? He’s just your typical south of the border contest skater. I get why he may not be your cup of tea but he does clearly have some impressive board control. Obviously Lucas is the better of the two from a style perspective but I didn’t think it was that bad to the point of saying “if you don’t hate him you don’t know shit”
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brazil isn’t exactly “south of the border”

He’s not from Brazil….

I didn’t feel like listing every country south of Mexico.
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Everything about Gustavo's skating is terrible. At least Lucas has decent style and looks like he's having fun when skating.
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
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Isn’t that a bit harsh? He’s just your typical south of the border contest skater. I get why he may not be your cup of tea but he does clearly have some impressive board control. Obviously Lucas is the better of the two from a style perspective but I didn’t think it was that bad to the point of saying “if you don’t hate him you don’t know shit”
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brazil isn’t exactly “south of the border”
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Neither is his home country, Portugal

I thought he was from Central America. My mistake. I just knew he wasn’t Brazilian but I can see why people would assume he is. I also forgot he rides for Jart.
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If you can't respect that board control, then you're a fucking idiot who's trying too hard to seem cool.

Todd Falcon also has tremendous board control.
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Anyone that thinks Gustavo Ribeiro is a rad skater clearly does not understand skateboarding.
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If you can't respect that board control, then you're a fucking idiot who's trying too hard to seem cool.
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Todd Falcon also has tremendous board control.

yeah and todd falcon is a legend of the game, whats your point
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stu Pickles on September 18, 2021, 03:58:16 PM
lucas's frontside half cab was sick

idk why but it bugs me when people go for shit like double flips and 540 shuvs when there is still so many other "normal" tricks left. like do that sw bs flip first

maybe im just a hater
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on September 18, 2021, 04:13:17 PM
Korn sucks
Agreed but corn spelled with c is amazing.  I like it best grilled with the husk on, grilling tip throw a little butter in there after soaking the husk
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 18, 2021, 04:14:10 PM
lucas's frontside half cab was sick

idk why but it bugs me when people go for shit like double flips and 540 shuvs when there is still so many other "normal" tricks left. like do that sw bs flip first

maybe im just a hater

I agree. Especially when you have a whole bunch of basics left. Reminds me of Sewa.
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Post by: TwisT on September 18, 2021, 04:53:39 PM
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lucas's frontside half cab was sick

idk why but it bugs me when people go for shit like double flips and 540 shuvs when there is still so many other "normal" tricks left. like do that sw bs flip first

maybe im just a hater
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I agree. Especially when you have a whole bunch of basics left. Reminds me of Sewa.

If it’s a competitive match, fuck normal tricks. If I’m trying to when I’m going out the gate with my weird shit.
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 18, 2021, 05:34:28 PM
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lucas's frontside half cab was sick

idk why but it bugs me when people go for shit like double flips and 540 shuvs when there is still so many other "normal" tricks left. like do that sw bs flip first

maybe im just a hater
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I agree. Especially when you have a whole bunch of basics left. Reminds me of Sewa.
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If it’s a competitive match, fuck normal tricks. If I’m trying to when I’m going out the gate with my weird shit.

You’re not wrong, it just Irritates the shit out of the “core” skaters. They’d say that’s jock mentality and there’s no room in skateboarding for that….

I do think it’s lame to throw a double flip 6-7 tricks in though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 18, 2021, 05:59:16 PM
Lucas' frontside half cab and frontside 360 were both pretty incredible. I watched the 360 in slow motion and it looks like they don't turn the board frontside until the ollie is almost at full height and then spins so fast and their shoulders don't rotate back forward until he's rolling away. So sick.
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Post by: conqueso on September 18, 2021, 06:25:10 PM
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Damn, dude should have gotten a letter straightaway on the fs 360
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Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 18, 2021, 06:54:07 PM
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Never paid attention to lucas or that whole group of red bull wearin euro(no bias, just a description) robots but dude has some style and pop.
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No doubt they rip i just kinda boring. I’d watch that new emerica vid a hundred times before i’d watch any of their parts.
Different taste i guess

the only thing gustavo and lucas have in common is the redbull hat and the portuguese sounding name (though lucas is from brazil and gustavo from portugal)

lucas' skating is on a whole different category

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCXvbwk3EDI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on September 18, 2021, 07:38:27 PM
Ironically worn Korn shirt with intentionally ripped sleeve. I’d expect nothing less from something on the berriumas. Lucas rips though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on September 18, 2021, 08:02:04 PM
Sorry to detour from this match but can someone tell me more about Clean Cause, the yerba mate the Berrics is promoting/has a partnership with? I saw that they did a feature with a rider recently and they have tagged it in a bunch of their videos.

From the website, I see that the way they market themselves is "to support individuals in recovery from alcohol and drug addiction. 50% of profits fund sober living scholarships, intended to bridge the critical gap between rehab & reintegration...Clean Cause has created a sustainable source of funding for addiction recovery efforts. These sober living scholarships afford people coming out of rehab, homelessness, or incarceration the opportunity to focus on establishing a recovery routine and finding employment. " In the FAQ, they state "We do not donate financially to organizations or charities, but grant our sober living scholarships on an individual basis via our online scholarship application."

On one hand, I could give the benefit of the doubt and laud the goal of giving individuals in recover help during a serious housing crunch. Getting help making rent in a private group home would be a fine thing. A scholarship could provide first and last month's rent/fees/security (something that is a barrier to many folks) and lessen the burden while trying to establish a permanent residence for job applications, etc.

On the other hand, I could be pessimistic, see this as another charity angle the berrics runs for its products. It's one thing to sell your stuff by marketing around helping trees but a marketing around people is something else. Additionally, the application is a little weird as (among other things) they discuss collecting info for statistical analysis, stating contact info will not be sold but I guess everything else is fair game. (I don't imagine a yerba mate company has a lot of time to be doing statistical analysis on addiction but I could be wrong.) There's also the other uneasy points of them requiring AA. Or the Berrics past partnerships with alcohol companies, whether it be bryte x angry orchard or koston with st archer. (Oddly enough Bryte has done a collabo with both angry orchard and Clean Cause this past year.)

I'm ignorant on some of intricacies of sober living, so I was wondering what folks thoughts on this is? I'm not necessarily questioning dude giving folks money for rent; but I am a little weary of the marketing, questioning the efficacy of scholarships, and, of course, sus of the Berrics involvement in this.

Just realize I wrote a book. TLDR:  Berrics selling yerba mate that markets itself as a force of good helping those in recovery: Yay or nay?

https://cleancause.com/blogs/press/theberrics-and-cleancause-team-up-to-fight-addiction

http://www.ladowntownnews.com/business/the-berrics-clean-cause-support-addiction-therapy/article_addc7122-4479-11eb-9cb7-8761cebb6ba5.html

Edit:  Seems like the marketing dude/one of the people involved with Clean Cause in those articles also is highly associated with Sway, the energy drink the Berrics pushes (and sponsors Mamaskate). Oh and alcoholic beverages. Lots of alcoholic beverages. https://www.elegance-brands.com/brands/

Edit edit: And it seems like it's not just the marketing dude. The Berrics trumpets their relationship with Elegance brands:  https://www.bevnet.com/news/2021/sway-energy-drink-and-the-berrics-announce-new-partnership/ Wonder if you can Elegance Vodka next to your Clean Cause?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on September 18, 2021, 08:04:37 PM
Tj seems mad fake like he's tryna be nice, why he the ref if he's just gonna shrug whenever they need a ref? Gustavo skated sooo fucking slow for a sponsored skater, idk what board control yall talking bout took him like 4 tries to land a sw tre at 1mph. Dude clearly spent hours practicing his 540 shuvs but can't even fudge an fs 360? Nice double cariuma logos dog. Shoutout Lucas for rocking the Penny mushroom board
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Post by: DM on September 18, 2021, 11:45:59 PM
..and penny shirt, good shit.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 19, 2021, 01:15:46 AM
The rules guy with the “whoops, is my sleeve ripped?  Hadn’t even noticed” shirt.  ::)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on September 19, 2021, 03:13:34 AM
'Put on your shoes and don't forget about the tshirt, stuff the viewers til they puke'
Cariuma's Marketing Head
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Post by: Trilogy on September 19, 2021, 04:23:47 AM
I am portuguese, but that dude Gustavo Ribeiro has one of the corniest and worst styles ever!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Rein on September 19, 2021, 04:28:00 AM
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dude what are you talking about? I would love to have that amount of board control. Look at the nollie double flip again, it's almost a late double flip with how precise he was with the flick. He's kinda got a Sewa thing going on, and some of his tricks weren't done that great, but saying everything about his skating is terrible is such a bitchy take

Everything about his skating just screams 'I've been practicing flip/360 flip fs board/bs lip/fs blunt/fs feeble/fs lip/bs crook every day for the past 10 years at my local park. My local park also has some of those dudes as well and when you play a game of SKATE with them they can't do any basic switch or nollie trick. It feels like a really mechanical way of skateboarding which I think is incredibly boring. Same thing applies to Kelvin Hoefler and Aurelien Giraud.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on September 19, 2021, 08:15:27 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4CflPS6YwQ

How BATB end up at this state?
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Post by: Spirit on September 19, 2021, 08:22:09 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4CflPS6YwQ

How BATB end up at this state?

I can't wait for the first round to be over. I am very very bad at handling cringe and this made me grind my teeth.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kilgoret on September 19, 2021, 08:23:14 AM
just went on that tony dudes ig. he's got 105k followers. what a shit show farce this social media bullshit world is we're all living in now. shit's a straight up joke. i want out.
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Post by: flippy lippy on September 19, 2021, 08:25:17 AM
Rocket ollies dude? Is this a fucking joke?
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Post by: Yonnycage on September 19, 2021, 08:29:17 AM
Love how that dude looked so disappointed at missing his nollie tre as if he had any chance of landing it. 10/10 game
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Post by: friendly dave on September 19, 2021, 08:40:50 AM
I was really hoping he was gonna lose the game on that kickflip.
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Post by: TheDingus on September 19, 2021, 08:43:46 AM
New marketing ploy; put the guy wearing berriumas up against the guy that can barely Ollie.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 19, 2021, 08:45:41 AM
I get it now. These dudes are influencing kids NOT to skate.

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Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 19, 2021, 08:49:54 AM
That Korn jersey was the best part of any of these games this weekend. I’m done being positive, I’m not watching any of these games unless there’s a pro in it.
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Post by: versacekid420 on September 19, 2021, 08:52:15 AM
what the fuck was that. how did that tony dude even get invited what does he even do
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Post by: JANUS on September 19, 2021, 08:55:55 AM
Korn sucks
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Post by: WavyDavy on September 19, 2021, 09:00:34 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/QpKb3NT/Screenshot-2021-09-19-17-58-39-045-com-vanced-android-youtube.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QpKb3NT)

They look like a limb biscuit cover band
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Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on September 19, 2021, 10:05:51 AM
Put me in Steve
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Post by: conqueso on September 19, 2021, 10:08:32 AM
did they just grab the one dude off the street or something? fucking horrible
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Post by: burm on September 19, 2021, 10:53:23 AM
Can’t wait for the online redemption video for gucciMan.

TJ reminds me of Alchemist so much.

I would unironically wear that Korn jersey, it’s dope. Only insecure people talk shit on them  :-*
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Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on September 19, 2021, 11:12:23 AM
Can’t wait for the online redemption video for gucciMan.

TJ reminds me of Alchemist so much.

I would unironically wear that Korn jersey, it’s dope. Only insecure people talk shit on them  :-*

Sign me up for that! Love me some OG KoRn  :-* that almost evened out the wack caribummers on his feet.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stu Pickles on September 19, 2021, 11:43:58 AM
so is pencil legs only in this because he is wearing that stupid edgy canned water hat?
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Post by: Cool Ceith on September 19, 2021, 11:55:46 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/QpKb3NT/Screenshot-2021-09-19-17-58-39-045-com-vanced-android-youtube.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QpKb3NT)

They look like a limb biscuit cover band

The Wurst Durst, performing live at the berries
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Post by: Cool Ceith on September 19, 2021, 11:57:17 AM
did they just grab the one dude off the street or something? fucking horrible

Affiliated with a sponsor somehow.

(https://i.ibb.co/qn9c7jj/Screen-Shot-2021-09-19-at-11-56-31-AM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on September 19, 2021, 11:59:51 AM
So Scientology fully owns the berrics now. Berra wants out but is trapped like John Travolta. Steve creats BOTB 12 to sabotage the berrics brand and save skateboarding from the clutches of Xenu.
Berra is secretly looking out for skateboarding. Maybe he’s not a bad guy after all.
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Post by: 689r on September 19, 2021, 12:21:15 PM
Spencer Barton was low key clean tbh, only know him for massive ollies. Disappointed he was rocking the berriumas though.
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Post by: Lou Strux on September 19, 2021, 12:43:46 PM
So Scientology fully owns the berrics now. Berra wants out but is trapped like John Travolta. Steve creats BOTB 12 to sabotage the berrics brand and save skateboarding from the clutches of Xenu.
Berra is secretly looking out for skateboarding. Maybe he’s not a bad guy after all.
Take this shit to the conspiracy thread where it belongs!
Just kidding; that’s a fun take you’ve got there, and would go a long way towards explaining why this BATB is so gosh awful. I had just assumed it was because, well, everything.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on September 19, 2021, 02:53:32 PM
Honestly, that kid in the Blind shirt showed a lot of courtesy in that match. It was still pretty difficult to watch though.
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Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on September 19, 2021, 03:01:30 PM
That match was the one that broke me.

When he first did an ollie I thought “oh haha because it’s a game of skate, funny joke”. But then my guy proceeded to do EVERY variation of an ollie.

Pros vs Joes vs Legends vs Influencers vs Guy Who Asks to Use Your Phone, Then to Bum A Cig, Then to Try Out Your Board
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Post by: Sifter on September 19, 2021, 03:02:41 PM
KoRn Shirt 2.0

Battle At The Berutatatabatmmratarata
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Post by: Sick Duck on September 19, 2021, 03:21:26 PM
At least berra didn’t have to rush back from chicago
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 19, 2021, 03:33:36 PM
I was really hoping he was gonna lose the game on that kickflip.
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Post by: lamfordie on September 19, 2021, 03:44:25 PM
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse you get this. Thank you Berra.
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Post by: BugleBites on September 19, 2021, 03:45:57 PM
Wow. Me and my homies are in our 40’s and there’s no way we’d ever bother doing those first 4 ollies. Not to mention they were pitiful, and he beamed the other guy literally the second he landed each one. That was shockingly bad.
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Post by: Noble Experiment on September 19, 2021, 04:04:07 PM
And here I was thinking no one could’ve done worse on a round one game than C-Roy, yet here we are.
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Post by: urbneathme on September 19, 2021, 04:54:06 PM
feel like that game is gonna need at least 3 rematches
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Post by: stillcantreflip on September 19, 2021, 05:16:41 PM
never thought id watch BATB and feel somewhat good about my skating
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 19, 2021, 06:02:51 PM
Was this some kind of Make a Wish type thing for this Tony guy? 
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Post by: rocklobster on September 19, 2021, 06:03:26 PM
Video length under 4 minutes - das no good......
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 19, 2021, 06:58:56 PM
Rewatched it just to see if I was being a hater and the guy in shorts reminds me of a somehow stinkier version of Dane Vaughn
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Post by: skateboardnorth on September 19, 2021, 07:04:38 PM
Well, at least I learned a lesson from this game.  Never judge a book by it's cover.  I thought the Korn kid was going to be super cringe and shitty, but I was completely wrong. 
The long haired guy somehow made Nikes look worse than Cariumas.
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Post by: larry sanders on September 19, 2021, 08:42:22 PM
what a waste, there are so many relatively unknown AMs who could get a huge boost off being included in this and instead we get influencers
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Post by: coldbrew on September 19, 2021, 08:53:57 PM
what a waste, there are so many relatively unknown AMs who could get a huge boost off being included in this and instead we get influencers

That’s quite literally why they’re called influencers and why there’s been a “joes” category.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 19, 2021, 09:16:19 PM
Lucas' frontside half cab and frontside 360 were both pretty incredible. I watched the 360 in slow motion and it looks like they don't turn the board frontside until the ollie is almost at full height and then spins so fast and their shoulders don't rotate back forward until he's rolling away. So sick.

Lucas probably has one of the best fs 360s ever in terms of what he can do with it (I say that as a Jeremy Wray acolyte). He did a fs 270 into fs noseslide down a big hubba somewhere recently. Could probably do proper regular fs 540s.

Spencer Barton's flat looked very solid against the grunge man. Looking forward to his second round game when it comes out in February next year.

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Post by: finknoos on September 20, 2021, 02:29:29 AM
And the bar has been lowered again.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 20, 2021, 06:03:41 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4CflPS6YwQ

How BATB end up at this state?



I love how this game came in the same week that Berra wrote that speech in GiftedHater's video about how "sKaTiNg uSeD t0 bE AbOuT TaLeNt!"
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Post by: IpathCats on September 20, 2021, 06:13:12 AM
That tony dude was em-berra-ssing. It's amazing that even next to a dude in cariumas, purposely ripped t, and a korn jersey, he still looked like the kook.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on September 20, 2021, 06:16:07 AM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-20-2021/eR40WT.gif) (https://www.slapmagazine.com/gif/batb-12-gustavo-ribeiro-vs-lucas-rabelo-round-1-eR40WT)
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Post by: Spirit on September 20, 2021, 06:29:27 AM
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-20-2021/eR40WT.gif) (https://www.slapmagazine.com/gif/batb-12-gustavo-ribeiro-vs-lucas-rabelo-round-1-eR40WT)

That one made me rewind
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Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on September 20, 2021, 07:10:57 AM
I really enjoyed the Gustavo Ribeiro VS. Lucas Rabelo game. Lucas is very stylish.  The Spencer Barton VS. Tony Mangucci , now I've never heard of these guys before so didn't know what to expect. I thought it was funny seeing how shitty Tony was for Spencer to be doing that many nollie tricks. Impressive but not necessary? lol I then looked up Tony thinking he's be this big youtube guy...not the case, he has 12 videos on YT. 8 are over a year old. Then I find out he's a fking tiktok skater???? And here I am sneaking in some slap. Fking tiktok. I'm not mad just dumbfounded.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on September 20, 2021, 09:42:17 AM
Berra just handing over material to Gifted Hater on a silver platter.
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Post by: SatanicPanic on September 20, 2021, 11:40:43 AM
The only way that guy makes sense to me is he’s like doing a Skate Moss- “check it out guys I’m learning to skate”.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 20, 2021, 12:07:04 PM
I wonder if he’s going to have his own special 4 hour long “web redemption” episode.
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Post by: CannerSpaghetti on September 20, 2021, 12:09:02 PM
Spencer Barton actually rips tbf
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Post by: thebacker on September 20, 2021, 12:09:12 PM
I wonder if he’s going to have his own special 4 hour long “web redemption” episode.
i looked up his name and he's premiering a new video right now about BATB lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y52TOTLa0s
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Post by: friendly dave on September 20, 2021, 12:20:09 PM
What a fucking dork.
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Post by: Abyss1 on September 20, 2021, 12:45:48 PM
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How BATB end up at this state?
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I love how this game came in the same week that Berra wrote that speech in GiftedHater's video about how "sKaTiNg uSeD t0 bE AbOuT TaLeNt!"

Who the fuck was the clown who started the game with an ollie, I cant even remember the last time I saw a game of skate that started with an ollie. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 20, 2021, 12:50:33 PM
PJ did it once but the joke works cuz he's good at skateboarding


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZj8p77LYqM
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Post by: Abyss1 on September 20, 2021, 02:48:18 PM
PJ did it once but the joke works cuz he's good at skateboarding


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZj8p77LYqM

he starts crackin into flips after that which was expected
other kid proceeds with fakie, nollie, and SW ollie  ???
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on September 20, 2021, 03:11:32 PM
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How BATB end up at this state?
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I love how this game came in the same week that Berra wrote that speech in GiftedHater's video about how "sKaTiNg uSeD t0 bE AbOuT TaLeNt!"
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Who the fuck was the clown who started the game with an ollie, I cant even remember the last time I saw a game of skate that started with an ollie.
made me laugh...was at the park this weekend and some kids(around 13 and obviously just starting to skate) playing skate and it was all ollies and bonelesses. They could have given gucci mane a run :P
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sometimeperhaps on September 20, 2021, 06:37:46 PM
PJ did it once but the joke works cuz he's good at skateboarding


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZj8p77LYqM

What a good game.

Also great contrast of how far the barries has fallen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on September 20, 2021, 07:57:43 PM
I think that this may be the last BATB ever. It seems like no one who is involved is enjoying it and the public opinion seems low so they might just call it after this one.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on September 20, 2021, 08:22:26 PM
It's quite amazing that these just keep getting worse.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 21, 2021, 01:44:34 AM
PJ did it once but the joke works cuz he's good at skateboarding


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZj8p77LYqM

funny how now if you saw the video was 4.5 minutes long you'd know it would be one guy getting smoked
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on September 21, 2021, 03:47:42 AM
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PJ did it once but the joke works cuz he's good at skateboarding


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZj8p77LYqM
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funny how now if you saw the video was 4.5 minutes long you'd know it would be one guy getting smoked

Bro fully came to post that, just went to watch the video and saw the time

Edit

Holy fuck that’s crazy for like a a second halfway through I thought ohh nah that leg must be a prosthetic but nah that is not the case

It was sick now the other guy went for kicky at the end that would have been amazing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bigwheelbite on September 21, 2021, 04:09:06 AM
That tony dude was em-berra-ssing. It's amazing that even next to a dude in cariumas, purposely ripped t, and a korn jersey, he still looked like the kook.

He certainly was. And didn't deserve to be there either. Just wack on every level and goes to show how lame the berrics/BATB is now.

Beyond cringe...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somefucker on September 21, 2021, 05:21:50 AM
just let it die.

like a phoenix, skating will rise from the ashes of cringe and be born anew, sans tik-tokers and instakooks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on September 21, 2021, 05:55:24 AM
Damn, is it me or Spencer's voice is kind of hypnotizing? Dude probably has tons of testosterone and a massive schlong.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on September 21, 2021, 10:35:50 AM
I think that this may be the last BATB ever. It seems like no one who is involved is enjoying it and the public opinion seems low so they might just call it after this one.
What if they went full on crybaby and just stopped before it was even close to done?
Like, “Well fine then! If no one likes it then it’s not gonna happen!”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on September 21, 2021, 10:42:17 AM
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I think that this may be the last BATB ever. It seems like no one who is involved is enjoying it and the public opinion seems low so they might just call it after this one.
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What if they went full on crybaby and just stopped before it was even close to done?
Like, “Well fine then! If no one likes it then it’s not gonna happen!

I could totally imagine Steve saying that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on September 21, 2021, 10:59:51 AM
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I think that this may be the last BATB ever. It seems like no one who is involved is enjoying it and the public opinion seems low so they might just call it after this one.
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What if they went full on crybaby and just stopped before it was even close to done?
Like, “Well fine then! If no one likes it then it’s not gonna happen!
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I could totally imagine Steve saying that.

Would love to see them focus the competetion midway through in the same vein as the final OIAM when the kids weren't taking the pizza delivery or speed setup challenges seriously enough.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 21, 2021, 11:02:44 AM
To be fair... the dude who lost to Spencer Barton represents my level of skill on a skateboard so props to him for even going out there and trying.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on September 21, 2021, 11:18:02 AM
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How BATB end up at this state?
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I was punched once in the mangucci and it was painful but not nearly as painful as watching this Mangucci try to set up or try to flip his bloard

I love how this game came in the same week that Berra wrote that speech in GiftedHater's video about how "sKaTiNg uSeD t0 bE AbOuT TaLeNt!"
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Who the fuck was the clown who started the game with an ollie, I cant even remember the last time I saw a game of skate that started with an ollie.
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made me laugh...was at the park this weekend and some kids(around 13 and obviously just starting to skate) playing skate and it was all ollies and bonelesses. They could have given gucci mane a run :P
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 21, 2021, 12:05:25 PM
If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on September 21, 2021, 12:42:55 PM
If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.

That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on September 21, 2021, 12:51:29 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."



maybe this whole influencer bracket is just berra trying to shame/embarass them? maybe he wants them to get destroyed. to harken back to when skating was tipped a bit more towards skill rather than image. berras petty enough, i could see it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ticklefingers on September 21, 2021, 12:54:47 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."



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maybe this whole influencer bracket is just berra trying to shame/embarass them? maybe he wants them to get destroyed. to harken back to when skating was tipped a bit more towards skill rather than image. berras petty enough, i could see it

*embarrass
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on September 21, 2021, 01:09:05 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."

The expectation in a game of skate is that you can match someones skills, if you go into a well known skateparks contest id expect you to be able to know nollie variations 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 21, 2021, 03:12:21 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."
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The expectation in a game of skate is that you can match someones skills, if you go into a well known skateparks contest id expect you to be able to know nollie variations

I've kind of wondered what exact tricks do you need to have on lock to be considered pro level or in this case, good enough to be in BATB.

So we've gotten as far as...

Ollie, Kickflip, heelflip, Tre-flip in (reg, switch, fakie, nollie)
Maybe add in Big spins also?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on September 21, 2021, 03:40:29 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."



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maybe this whole influencer bracket is just berra trying to shame/embarass them? maybe he wants them to get destroyed. to harken back to when skating was tipped a bit more towards skill rather than image. berras petty enough, i could see it
Now you're thinking like Borra  ;D
But really, the thinking was that each influencer's community would add X amount of views to every battle. The happy accident is that these trainwreck influencer battles attract a lot of hate-watching, further boosting those impressions cha ching!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on September 21, 2021, 07:00:40 PM
Years ago, I was at a job where I told everyone I knew how to code/do web shit. I would mention from time to time "Yea i know how to do that...I can totally do that..." I did not. The thing is they had a guy who would code so no one could call me on my shit. Until one day, my dude quit. And then everyone looked at me...

I feel like Gucci got caught in a similar situation. However, unlike my solution, panicked googling on a phone in the bathroom won't grant you a way out/a switch fs flip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on September 21, 2021, 07:57:48 PM
jokes on you i just panic googled switch fs flips and now i have them on lock
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on September 21, 2021, 08:15:19 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.

Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.

On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...

But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.

Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.


Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."
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The expectation in a game of skate is that you can match someones skills, if you go into a well known skateparks contest id expect you to be able to know nollie variations
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I've kind of wondered what exact tricks do you need to have on lock to be considered pro level or in this case, good enough to be in BATB.

So we've gotten as far as...

Ollie, Kickflip, heelflip, Tre-flip in (reg, switch, fakie, nollie)
Maybe add in Big spins also?
maybe at your local you can get a letter on someone with those but if you're talking flow level and above you're going to need all you mentioned plus some of the more fringe tricks like bigger flips, late flips etc
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on September 21, 2021, 08:23:39 PM
I mean compared to some of the complete scrubs in this years’ bracket none of us would get far in even batb1 with just the straight 16. Mike mo was still taking out Chico, Carroll, Furby, Benny Fairfax and Billy Marks and if you got lucky back then you’d get paired up against Chad Tim Tim or Danny Supa and still get washed by the 2nd round. This year is literally just skatepark kids who are all aesthetic and no substance or talent and that’s how we’d win before eventually getting paired with the Joslins or Pudwills.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on September 21, 2021, 08:29:18 PM
I mean compared to some of the complete scrubs in this years’ bracket none of us would get far in even batb1 with just the straight 16. Mike mo was still taking out Chico, Carroll, Furby, Benny Fairfax and Billy Marks and if you got lucky back then you’d get paired up against Chad Tim Tim or Danny Supa and still get washed by the 2nd round. This year is literally just skatepark kids who are all aesthetic and no substance or talent and that’s how we’d win before eventually getting paired with the Joslins or Pudwills.

You could always win the rock/paper/scissors and start doing some more obscure tricks that people never practice and might start winning with that.

Ollie one-foot 180s...  Different body varials... Pressure flips... Other weird stuff.  I don't know why people would hate on someone doing poorly in this competition... It's just skating at the end of the day... Who cares.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allez_Jambon on September 21, 2021, 08:35:58 PM
Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on September 21, 2021, 11:32:29 PM
Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.

I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 21, 2021, 11:38:04 PM
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If I was Mangucci I'm definitely going up to Spencer Barton before the game and telling him what limited bag of tricks I have. So I have a chance at making myself look as good as possible.
Plenty of slappers talking a big game who probably can't switch Ollie or kickflip. His nollie wasn't the greatest though.
On the other hand, if I knew I was gonna be in BATB id probably have at least 180 heels down and some 3 shuv variations ready. Maybe a fakie heel...
But when you're clearly over matched and the dude whips a perfect nollie bigspin heel you really have nowhere to go.
Although Manguccis setups did look way off on some of those tricks. Whatever. This didn't bother me at all. It's what a game of skate tends to look like for the average scrubs out there, myself included.
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That's probably why it's not a good idea to invite "average scrubs" to a worldwide tournament that generally hosts some of the actual best skaters in the world. You're talking as if he had a gun to his head to participate in this thing when he didn't have to. If you get invited to a global competition that you're outrageously underqualified for, you can either say "no" to protect your dignity, or you can go cash in on some views and attention, but you can't have both.
Also, again, this game getting made fun of is perfectly appropriate when it comes days after Berra said this:
"It used to be you had to be a good skater or someone that contributed to the skateboarding eco-system in some kind of way, and that's how you earned your voice..."

[close]
maybe this whole influencer bracket is just berra trying to shame/embarass them? maybe he wants them to get destroyed. to harken back to when skating was tipped a bit more towards skill rather than image. berras petty enough, i could see it
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*embarrass
*emberrass
fixed it for you
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on September 22, 2021, 06:46:17 AM
Damn, is it me or Spencer's voice is kind of hypnotizing? Dude probably has tons of testosterone and a massive schlong.
Go away Spencer
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on September 22, 2021, 11:37:55 AM
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.

I dont think so at all, you've got to live under a rock if you are unaware of whats on youtube and instagram, Dont need to know all of them, but some of those influencers are recommended on youtube and i usually hard pass them.  I got frustrated with insta lately because of the amount of berrics posts I kept getting on my feed (most are retweets from other skaters and barely any shit from their park)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: finknoos on September 23, 2021, 04:22:17 AM
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.
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I dont think so at all, you've got to live under a rock if you are unaware of whats on youtube and instagram, Dont need to know all of them, but some of those influencers are recommended on youtube and i usually hard pass them.  I got frustrated with insta lately because of the amount of berrics posts I kept getting on my feed (most are retweets from other skaters and barely any shit from their park)

Honestly i've only recognised a very small handfull of people in this competition so far.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on September 23, 2021, 05:12:41 AM
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.
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I dont think so at all, you've got to live under a rock if you are unaware of whats on youtube and instagram, Dont need to know all of them, but some of those influencers are recommended on youtube and i usually hard pass them.  I got frustrated with insta lately because of the amount of berrics posts I kept getting on my feed (most are retweets from other skaters and barely any shit from their park)
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Honestly i've only recognised a very small handfull of people in this competition so far.

Let me ask this, do you use IG and YouTube often or are you focused on other things?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 23, 2021, 05:17:16 AM
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.


yeah, i think you may have a point. i recently graduated to chit chat status with some of the better kids at the local in the town i'm staying in for a while. i was asking who they were into, dropping names of current big hitters on trendy teams, desperate not to look like some past it loser stuck in the early 00's: nik stain, kyle wilson, justin henry, blah, blah, blah. total blank stares. they didn't know about any of that. they were into those hop king dudes. these weren't like little kids either, 16-18.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 23, 2021, 05:36:21 AM
That’s why I don’t talk to anyone under the age of 30.
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.

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yeah, i think you may have a point. i recently graduated to chit chat status with some of the better kids at the local in the town i'm staying in for a while. i was asking who they were into, dropping names of current big hitters on trendy teams, desperate not to look like some past it loser stuck in the early 00's: nik stain, kyle wilson, justin henry, blah, blah, blah. total blank stares. they didn't know about any of that. they were into those hop king dudes. these weren't like little kids either, 16-18.

Yeah that's what I meant. The market for skaters who aren't really into the whole history and culture is probably way bigger than the handful of core skaters, hence why every wacky Primitive collab outsells most companies. I'm not even hating, I'm glad that people are out there on a board, but I wish that there were some locals with whom I could nerd out about obscure parts and stuff.
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Post by: Abyss1 on September 23, 2021, 07:23:20 AM
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.

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yeah, i think you may have a point. i recently graduated to chit chat status with some of the better kids at the local in the town i'm staying in for a while. i was asking who they were into, dropping names of current big hitters on trendy teams, desperate not to look like some past it loser stuck in the early 00's: nik stain, kyle wilson, justin henry, blah, blah, blah. total blank stares. they didn't know about any of that. they were into those hop king dudes. these weren't like little kids either, 16-18.
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Yeah that's what I meant. The market for skaters who aren't really into the whole history and culture is probably way bigger than the handful of core skaters, hence why every wacky Primitive collab outsells most companies. I'm not even hating, I'm glad that people are out there on a board, but I wish that there were some locals with whom I could nerd out about obscure parts and stuff.

To be fair in the 90s when I was 15-21 all we cared about was Koston and Shorty's team
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Post by: Lou Strux on September 23, 2021, 08:19:48 AM
That’s why I don’t talk to anyone under the age of 30.
How it is for me.^^^
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Was the goal for all of this to have a larger viewership to introduce people with lots of followers? I'm wondering if there are kids or worse yet, "adult" skateboarders who live in the braille/tiktok bubble who are equally unaware of some of the pros than we are of the influencers. TBH I don't think I know a good amount of the Joes.
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I think that we underestimate the amount of skaters who solely rely on YouTube/Instagram for skate content. In my local scene I'm one of the only guys to watch full lengths, the rest gets their content exclusively from YouTubers. It's not like they're beginners or really young either. We're talking over 25 and able to do lazer/hardflips, but still haven't seen any part except for Johnny Giger videos.
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I dont think so at all, you've got to live under a rock if you are unaware of whats on youtube and instagram, Dont need to know all of them, but some of those influencers are recommended on youtube and i usually hard pass them.  I got frustrated with insta lately because of the amount of berrics posts I kept getting on my feed (most are retweets from other skaters and barely any shit from their park)
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Honestly i've only recognised a very small handfull of people in this competition so far.
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Let me ask this, do you use IG and YouTube often or are you focused on other things?

Yeah i use both pretty regularly, but I dont follow a huge amount of people on instagram and most of them are photographers not skaters, and youtube is mainly for podcasts / web series.
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Post by: dallou on September 24, 2021, 08:09:17 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmPNW9etEZw&ab_channel=TheBerrics

should be nice
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Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on September 24, 2021, 08:20:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmPNW9etEZw&ab_channel=TheBerrics

should be nice

You know this is a well loved competition by viewers and pros alike when the hype up video has both contestants admitting in so many words that they wanted nothing to do with it and were effectively forced in.
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Post by: dannyprovolone on September 24, 2021, 08:38:47 AM
billy marks probably hasnt even skated since like 2010
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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 24, 2021, 08:40:49 AM
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You know this is a well loved competition by viewers and pros alike when the hype up video has both contestants admitting in so many words that they wanted nothing to do with it and were effectively forced in.

I actually can't believe what I just heard haha

Why on earth would berrics leave that in there
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Post by: dallou on September 24, 2021, 08:42:42 AM
my death blow is a mobed kickflip
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Post by: JugeL on September 24, 2021, 08:58:27 AM
How we will fit Cariuma to this battle
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Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 24, 2021, 09:06:01 AM
lol. that made me like chris cole quite a lot more.
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Post by: conqueso on September 24, 2021, 09:09:40 AM
cobra 'troll' cole

isnt that still just a 360 flip? if a yo-flip is not a different trick, neither is this.

either way could see him on cumrumia
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Post by: rocklobster on September 24, 2021, 09:10:56 AM
That’s why I don’t talk to anyone under the age of 30.

They reek of youth and optimism.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmPNW9etEZw&ab_channel=TheBerrics

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They're visibly throbbing with excitement.

If the Billy's balls videos have taught us anything about Billy Marks, he can do the (switch front foot) impossible if be sets his mind to it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRS8YcMPAWw
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Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 24, 2021, 09:14:19 AM
cobra 'troll' cole

isnt that still just a 360 flip? in the same way a yo-flip is not a different trick, neither is this.

same rotation but the idea is that the flip comes from the back foot flicking up. rodney does them in the way that's a bit clearer to see the difference. not that i don't believe in them being different tricks but if someone set that against me, i'd just do a tre flip but with a concenrate-y look on my face before and a suprise-y look on my face after. always pissed me off that in the mike-mo v shane final that shane didn't do that with the 'unpossible' just throw a 3shuv with a dangly front foot and act super stoked to land it. dork tricks don't deserve honor...
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Post by: Coldpizza on September 24, 2021, 12:37:11 PM
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You know this is a well loved competition by viewers and pros alike when the hype up video has both contestants admitting in so many words that they wanted nothing to do with it and were effectively forced in.
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I actually can't believe what I just heard haha

Why on earth would berrics leave that in there
“So yeah, I got hit up and obviously didn’t want to do it, so they signed me up anyways. LOL. Definitely don’t want to do it…but uhhhh what are “friends” for right..?”
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Post by: PAWL on September 24, 2021, 02:54:58 PM
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should be nice
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You know this is a well loved competition by viewers and pros alike when the hype up video has both contestants admitting in so many words that they wanted nothing to do with it and were effectively forced in.
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I actually can't believe what I just heard haha

Why on earth would berrics leave that in there
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“So yeah, I got hit up and obviously didn’t want to do it, so they signed me up anyways. LOL. Definitely don’t want to do it…but uhhhh what are “friends” for right..?”

lol say they're paying you to show up without saying they're paying you to show up
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Post by: drcroc on September 24, 2021, 03:16:44 PM
Billy Marks in his prime deserves to be mentioned in Top 10, Top 20 skaters of all time  IMO
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on September 24, 2021, 05:35:58 PM
Billy Marks in his prime deserves to be mentioned in Top 10, Top 20 skaters of all time  IMO

Bit of a stretch. Top hundred, maybe.

Naaah, in his prime he was definitely in the top hundred, all time.
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Post by: drcroc on September 24, 2021, 06:53:43 PM
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Bit of a stretch. Top hundred, maybe.

Naaah, in his prime he was definitely in the top hundred, all time.

In the finale portion of his "Good and Evil" part he does some wild stuff. Super precise and technical and good style too. And he's doing it all on what looks like a 7.63 deck, which is mind-blowing to me.

I'm guessing you've tried to do a flip trick on a smaller deck like that, and my personal opinion is... it's more difficult than if you were to use a wider board.  And I'm just talking like flatground heelflip. He's flipping into handrails. Bonkers.
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Post by: BugleBites on September 24, 2021, 07:20:26 PM
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isnt that still just a 360 flip? in the same way a yo-flip is not a different trick, neither is this.
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same rotation but the idea is that the flip comes from the back foot flicking up. rodney does them in the way that's a bit clearer to see the difference. not that i don't believe in them being different tricks but if someone set that against me, i'd just do a tre flip but with a concenrate-y look on my face before and a suprise-y look on my face after. always pissed me off that in the mike-mo v shane final that shane didn't do that with the 'unpossible' just throw a 3shuv with a dangly front foot and act super stoked to land it. dork tricks don't deserve honor...

I saw some clip of Felipe Gustavo doing a 360 flip crook on a ledge at Chevy Chase park and it was so HD you could tell he actually does an underflip - his front foot does nothing at all but get out of the way. He's perfected it so it's not too obvious, but in that clip it was clear the "flick" comes from his back foot doing the underflip motion on the edge of the tail vs more towards the middle of the board where a 360 underflip is more often scooped. That's when I realized a lot of people are actually, and possibly not knowingly, doing undeflips, not 360 flips.
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Post by: JugeL on September 24, 2021, 09:46:27 PM
Billy Marks in his prime deserves to be mentioned in Top 10, Top 20 skaters of all time  IMO
Said no one ever
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Post by: drcroc on September 24, 2021, 09:56:50 PM
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Said no one ever

What about Top 50... Top 100 for sure. There's only so many guys out there. A lot of fan favorites aren't necessarily heavily skilled, just all about time/place and the art of the video they happened to be in.

Here's an interesting comparison. Who would you rank higher on a list: Ed Templeton vs. Billy Marks.

Templeton is kind of a trail-blazer of grinding handrails but I don't think he's technically as good.
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Post by: versacekid420 on September 24, 2021, 10:04:59 PM
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What about Top 50... Top 100 for sure. There's only so many guys out there. A lot of fan favorites aren't necessarily heavily skilled, just all about time/place and the art of the video they happened to be in.

Here's an interesting comparison. Who would you rank higher on a list: Ed Templeton vs. Billy Marks.

Templeton is kind of a trail-blazer of grinding handrails but I don't think he's technically as good.
billy
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Post by: ice nine on September 24, 2021, 10:27:43 PM
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Said no one ever
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What about Top 50... Top 100 for sure. There's only so many guys out there. A lot of fan favorites aren't necessarily heavily skilled, just all about time/place and the art of the video they happened to be in.

Here's an interesting comparison. Who would you rank higher on a list: Ed Templeton vs. Billy Marks.

Templeton is kind of a trail-blazer of grinding handrails but I don't think he's technically as good.

good point. this is why i watch sewa and mickey papa footage exclusively now. i used to like neil blender and matt hensley but now i realize their inferiority
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Post by: FatGuy92 on September 25, 2021, 12:56:21 AM
billy marks probably hasnt even skated since like 2010

https://youtu.be/DFpUrCE1foc

@0:50 he’s in the programming injection montage. Still ripping and on tight ass thunder 145s
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Post by: JugeL on September 25, 2021, 03:23:03 AM
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Said no one ever
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What about Top 50... Top 100 for sure. There's only so many guys out there. A lot of fan favorites aren't necessarily heavily skilled, just all about time/place and the art of the video they happened to be in.

Here's an interesting comparison. Who would you rank higher on a list: Ed Templeton vs. Billy Marks.

Templeton is kind of a trail-blazer of grinding handrails but I don't think he's technically as good.
I pick the one who is creepy and doesn't do double flips
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 25, 2021, 06:29:02 AM
A Slap top 100 skaters of all time list would be good, not sure how it could be compiled though
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 25, 2021, 06:48:47 AM
So does them only posting one death blow video mean we only get one match this week? 2023 finals night confirmed….

This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet
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Post by: turd fergusion on September 25, 2021, 08:08:13 AM
So does them only posting one death blow video mean we only get one match this week? 2023 finals night confirmed….

This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet

Totally worth it! Two legends in their prime. What a match…..
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Post by: keepthefunkalive on September 25, 2021, 08:13:14 AM
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This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet
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Totally worth it! Two legends in their prime. What a match…..

It's guaranteed to be much more watchable than any of the ig thot bracket matches
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Post by: dallou on September 25, 2021, 08:14:28 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCD4IpNDK70&ab_channel=TheBerrics
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Post by: goodatmeth on September 25, 2021, 08:20:36 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCD4IpNDK70&ab_channel=TheBerrics

That's just sad
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Post by: big_kev_215 on September 25, 2021, 08:23:35 AM
This video could definitely be copied and pasted into the worst fashion thread.
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Post by: JugeL on September 25, 2021, 08:27:43 AM
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This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet
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Totally worth it! Two legends in their prime. What a match…..
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It's guaranteed to be much more watchable than any of the ig thot bracket matches
This one aged like milk
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Post by: Yonnycage on September 25, 2021, 08:30:06 AM
Man neither of them wanted to be there lol. They just woke up, drove there real quick, took a nap in their cars until they had to go in and get it over with
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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 25, 2021, 08:30:30 AM
That was limp

But as they both said.... Neither of them wanted to actually be there and couldn't give a fuck
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Post by: urbneathme on September 25, 2021, 08:35:13 AM
what was more flaccid, the effort, or billy’s headwear?
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Post by: keepthefunkalive on September 25, 2021, 08:37:11 AM
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This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet
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Totally worth it! Two legends in their prime. What a match…..
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It's guaranteed to be much more watchable than any of the ig thot bracket matches

Oof, I wasn't wrong? lol
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Post by: keepthefunkalive on September 25, 2021, 08:39:01 AM
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This BATB is really fighting to be the worst one yet
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Totally worth it! Two legends in their prime. What a match…..
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It's guaranteed to be much more watchable than any of the ig thot bracket matches
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This one aged like milk

Yeah... I think I stand by my statement... barely though
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Post by: TrainWreck on September 25, 2021, 08:52:24 AM
Man neither of them wanted to be there lol. They just woke up, drove there real quick, took a nap in their cars until they had to go in and get it over with

sad thing for Chris COBRA Cole is, that he will win the next battle too. He will play either Mike WHO SAID THEIR ARE RULES IN BATB V or "Ribs man".
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Post by: warmonke on September 25, 2021, 08:56:20 AM
This video could definitely be copied and pasted into the worst fashion thread.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on September 25, 2021, 09:01:02 AM
what was more flaccid
My cock after watching this match.
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Post by: Stretch on September 25, 2021, 09:06:33 AM
this years BATB really starts to feel like the last OIAM, they probably won't even make it to the final if it goes on like this.
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on September 25, 2021, 09:09:16 AM
I’m just happy seeing the two of them skate and not dealing with Burberry or anyone else along that line, fucking sue me.
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Post by: Lou Strux on September 25, 2021, 09:42:23 AM
Anybody else feel like they were both purposely putting no effort into this because neither of them wanted to win & have to go on to round two?
Seems like Billy Marks was actually the real winner here, despite the outcome.
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Post by: Noble Experiment on September 25, 2021, 09:46:34 AM
Ah, the perils of aging.
Still enjoyed that much more than 99% of all the influencer games so far though.
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Post by: munchbox on September 25, 2021, 09:53:57 AM
one more year to go!
stay strong pals
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Post by: Peepeeboy69 on September 25, 2021, 10:01:38 AM
i am contractually obligated to end the game on my death blow trick
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 25, 2021, 10:29:21 AM
C’mon, I sat through all those influencers for these two not to put forth any effort. What a bust. 
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Post by: FirstBlood82 on September 25, 2021, 11:06:27 AM
battle of slow sketch
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Post by: Coldpizza on September 25, 2021, 11:07:35 AM
I DEMAND to play both of them in skate right now.
But for real, I think Bill’s hat was weighing him down at points.
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Post by: Magnolia on September 25, 2021, 11:24:59 AM
At least their death blow video gave us advance warning that they were going to phone it in. Even so, this was just as bad as some of the influencer battles
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Post by: Logic on September 25, 2021, 11:47:01 AM
Anybody else feel like they were both purposely putting no effort into this because neither of them wanted to win & have to go on to round two?
Seems like Billy Marks was actually the real winner here, despite the outcome.

I get the impression that Billy Marks was thrown into that game so that Chris would show up and not blatantly throw the game out of respect for him.
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on September 25, 2021, 12:00:24 PM
These used to be edited so much better. There are at least twice as many tricks in less time. I realize this was 7 years ago, but god damn, what a difference.

https://youtu.be/llbUrRCYhvA
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Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on September 25, 2021, 12:12:16 PM
as soon as i saw chris fuck up on half cab flip, i paused, grabbed my board, went out and - with god's good grace - landed one first try. now, as far as i'm concerned, i've officialy given two-time soty, chris cole, a letter. and, yes, i know that's not how anything works. 
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Post by: Dr Hass on September 25, 2021, 12:30:55 PM
These used to be edited so much better. There are at least twice as many tricks in less time. I realize this was 7 years ago, but god damn, what a difference.

https://youtu.be/llbUrRCYhvA

I think someone up thread said that hitting a minimum video length helps…something on YouTube, maybe promotion or monetisation. But you’re right, the old ones are just so snappy, they feel so much more intense as a result. Rather than watching someone just glumly roll around before attempting a fakie flip.
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Post by: stephop on September 25, 2021, 12:32:22 PM
Never realized Billy Marks skates trucks tighter than Rodney Mullen..
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Post by: conqueso on September 25, 2021, 12:44:33 PM
cant be worse than 'ribs man'  vs mike V

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Post by: RichardBarkley on September 25, 2021, 12:45:17 PM
as soon as i saw chris fuck up on half cab flip, i paused, grabbed my board, went out and - with god's good grace - landed one first try and as far as i'm concerned i've given chris cole a letter. and, yes, i know that's not how anything works.

Ha!

Class
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Post by: Keyser_Soze on September 25, 2021, 01:30:14 PM
That was the laziest game ever.  The regulars straight up just don’t give a fuck anymore.
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Post by: Sick Duck on September 25, 2021, 01:43:51 PM
Truly a tragic
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Post by: TrainWreck on September 25, 2021, 02:06:19 PM
Truly a tragic

Berra single-handedly killed the fun in BATB.
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Post by: marty mcfly on September 25, 2021, 02:14:42 PM
pretty sure Cole missed that switch heel on purpose  ;D
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Post by: Stu Pickles on September 25, 2021, 02:35:12 PM
Cole and billy taking a piss is exactly what i wanted to see. billy is the real winner that he doesnt have to appear in any more
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Post by: lamfordie on September 25, 2021, 02:57:36 PM
Better than the trash that has been playing later
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on September 25, 2021, 05:47:23 PM
I wouldn’t be surprised if the setup Billy was on had dust and cobwebs a couple days ago. Buried in the garage somewhere.

The best part is imaging Berra’s meltdown when he sees this match. Probably expected to finally have a good one with seasoned pros, when in reality they both have half effort in the hopes they wouldn’t have to return
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Post by: pointandclick on September 25, 2021, 05:53:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCD4IpNDK70&ab_channel=TheBerrics
this was the first game no one deserved to win
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Post by: Noble Experiment on September 25, 2021, 07:32:38 PM
This is the BATB equivalent of that episode of South Park where the boys were playing baseball against another team and both teams were trying their best to out-lose one another because none of them wanted to keep competing. So in essence, Billy actually won here by successfully losing. Better luck next game Cole.
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Post by: Monopolyman on September 25, 2021, 07:34:13 PM
This is the BATB equivalent of that episode of South Park where the boys were playing baseball against another team and both teams were trying their best to out-lose one another because none of them wanted to keep competing. So in essence, Billy actually won here by successfully losing. Better luck next game Cole.

/thread
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 25, 2021, 08:22:29 PM
I'll take this game as two pros parodying the influencers. 
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Post by: rocklobster on September 25, 2021, 09:36:01 PM
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This is the BATB equivalent of that episode of South Park where the boys were playing baseball against another team and both teams were trying their best to out-lose one another because none of them wanted to keep competing. So in essence, Billy actually won here by successfully losing. Better luck next game Cole.
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doom patrol on September 26, 2021, 04:30:31 AM
Wow, that was like watching the last date night in a relationship both people know is over. Nobody wants to be there but goes out of some sense of obligation and it only serves to highlight just how long ago the good times were.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Global Moderator on September 26, 2021, 09:02:38 AM
I found this randomly today and is far more entertaining than any battle from this round:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju9bUkfyMy0
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on September 26, 2021, 09:48:30 AM
These used to be edited so much better. There are at least twice as many tricks in less time. I realize this was 7 years ago, but god damn, what a difference.

https://youtu.be/llbUrRCYhvA
Chris Cole looks like a goddamn Beatle
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on September 26, 2021, 01:34:24 PM
Whole thing's just a giant embarrassment  haha

21/60 + finals night games done and it's been 3 months

For anybody thinking this will be the last batb, the videos are still averaging over 400k views per game on YouTube. That new emerica video has less than 300k views. Pretty fucked that people are more interested watching this shit show than a legit video with actually good skating
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on September 26, 2021, 03:50:28 PM
https://youtu.be/nq4Xlg0SxLs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on September 26, 2021, 04:01:39 PM
https://youtu.be/nq4Xlg0SxLs
That was sick, kinda a shame to end it on a flatground trick though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on September 26, 2021, 04:50:45 PM
https://youtu.be/nq4Xlg0SxLs
Thanks, this is great. I love the format: any obstacle, two tries on defense, three tries last letter, and alternating every time, levels the playing field, less likely to get skunked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on September 27, 2021, 08:43:19 AM
This is the BATB equivalent of that episode of South Park where the boys were playing baseball against another team and both teams were trying their best to out-lose one another because none of them wanted to keep competing. So in essence, Billy actually won here by successfully losing. Better luck next game Cole.

this quote baited me into watching the match and i couldnt stop laughing ...good shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sharky on September 27, 2021, 01:50:29 PM
This was like watching a warm up game of skate with two guys who were really good in their teens/early 20s but had to get real jobs. Now nearing their 30's they only get to skate every once in a while when their schedules sync up and they end up going to the park early to miss the crowd. No egos, no one really needs to land anything. Just fun times goofing off with the homies like old times 8).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on September 27, 2021, 02:01:10 PM
Gotta be trolling.

Otherwise Billy should stick to playing with his balls.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: scavenger on September 27, 2021, 04:16:08 PM
Cole still has the best back 3 though. Not one of those scoopity-scoops, it's an actual ollie and it all happens in the air. The only redeeming feature of this video.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on September 27, 2021, 06:26:41 PM
Yea this match was a big FUCK YOU from both of them to berra. He’s probably so pissed this was the match he had to offer over the weekend
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: germy rogirs on October 01, 2021, 08:21:31 PM
So another week with no games huh…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 01, 2021, 08:56:27 PM
Wow.
So the Cole/Marks match killed BATB then?
One can but hope, yeah?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 01, 2021, 10:08:28 PM
God bless billy marks. A true mastermind.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 02, 2021, 12:56:21 AM
Is there seriously none scheduled this weekend?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on October 02, 2021, 03:10:35 AM
They should just call it at this point, it’s simply not working. The influencer idea was good, shine a light on how much they actually suck, but this game just isn’t working out
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sila on October 02, 2021, 04:06:38 AM
Have they both not skated for years or was it bad on purpose i'm very confused
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 02, 2021, 04:35:36 AM
Is there seriously none scheduled this weekend?
Guess last weekend’s bar burner is too tough an act to follow
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 02, 2021, 05:43:50 AM
Just counted it up quick. They've done 21 games so far. Still got 42 to go to complete the bracket. So they're exactly one third of the way through. If they continue releasing games at the same pace, the final will take on the 16th of April next year.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on October 02, 2021, 07:02:26 AM
I found out the homies band is sponsored by liquid death. I gave them shit for helping end skate shops and selling out punk.

Fuck the berries
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lpockets on October 02, 2021, 07:10:27 AM
canned water with a “metal” marketing budget is the lamest shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on October 02, 2021, 07:15:02 AM
I always thought Liquid Death was a beer brand

Man i was disapointed to find out the truth
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on October 02, 2021, 08:06:53 AM
Didn’t they create the bracket without even asking half the people that are in it if they were going to even show up or not? Like, a lot of the skaters in it didn’t even confirm they were going to show up or not, but they just threw em in there anyways thinking that they would show up?
Well fuck, what did they think was gonna happen? That this was gonna run smoothly?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 02, 2021, 08:11:38 AM
canned water with a “metal” marketing budget is the lamest shit

Probably the weirdest and lamest marketing I've yet to encounter.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 02, 2021, 08:26:15 AM
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Probably the weirdest and lamest marketing I've yet to encounter.
have you been watching batb
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 02, 2021, 10:38:16 AM
Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on October 02, 2021, 10:46:28 AM
Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.

who is donovan dresti? are we just letting anyone call themselves a pro now?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rusty knees on October 02, 2021, 10:58:52 AM
I remember his name from old mags and videos. he was pro but for one of the lesser known brands.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BinkyConklinFan on October 02, 2021, 10:59:46 AM
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Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.
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who is donovan dresti? are we just letting anyone call themselves a pro now?

I'm glad you said that because I was feeling out of touch. Maybe he was like a 'professional+skateboarder'
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: toe_knee on October 02, 2021, 11:02:42 AM
Where can I see an actual image of the bracket as it is now?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on October 02, 2021, 12:04:07 PM
All the videos get a lot of views so i doubt they will just cancel it. It is pretty ridiculous tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gab on October 02, 2021, 12:15:28 PM
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Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.
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who is donovan dresti? are we just letting anyone call themselves a pro now?
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I'm glad you said that because I was feeling out of touch. Maybe he was like a 'professional+skateboarder'

He was on vision streetwear and shuvit skateboards, now represents a brand called rekon skateboards (?) and works with street league.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 02, 2021, 12:54:04 PM
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Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.
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who is donovan dresti? are we just letting anyone call themselves a pro now?
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I'm glad you said that because I was feeling out of touch. Maybe he was like a 'professional+skateboarder'
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He was on vision streetwear and shuvit skateboards, now represents a brand called rekon skateboards (?) and works with street league.
Seems legit.  ::)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on October 02, 2021, 01:30:00 PM
I bought a can of Liquid Death at a gas station cause I was curious why it was being so hyped and it’s literally poland spring in a can. Not even Fiji or Skyra quality, even Smart water blows it away. It’s overhyped tap water.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mushroom slice on October 02, 2021, 01:59:17 PM
I bought a can of Liquid Death at a gas station cause I was curious why it was being so hyped and it’s literally poland spring in a can. Not even Fiji or Skyra quality, even Smart water blows it away. It’s overhyped tap water.
Better then plastic. That’s the only thing I back about this shit. It’s not in plastic. Clean safe water in 2021 should be a human right and free to all. This water selling shit is bad. The people selling it will find themselves in a bad spot next trip. They will come back and always be thirsty and have no money for the system they make.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2021/04/29/us/nestle-water-california.amp.html
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on October 02, 2021, 02:13:32 PM
where the fuck is today's game of skate
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on October 02, 2021, 02:21:14 PM
where the fuck is today's game of skate

I'd guess nobody showed up at the park today. You know the sun was shining outside.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gab on October 02, 2021, 03:19:53 PM
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Can we talk about this?

https://theberrics.com/sway-energy-and-the-berrics-partner-to-launch-inclusive-community-focused-competition

"One-of-a-kind community-focused skateboarding event where skateboarders of all backgrounds can present their professional skills while promoting the community, inclusivity, and teamwork...teams must work together in what is known as a “Party Line” to present the best and most technical moves back-to-back...We want to empower women to ambitiously follow their passions and find excellence in any athletic pursuit...As a beverage that provides the athletic community with an energy outlet, it also supports the opportunity to express creativity, individuality, sportsmanship, and inclusion...The idea to create event focused on individuality & community was a breath of fresh air in our industry...The idea that this is not a specific “men’s” or “women’s” contest speaks volumes and is a great representation of skateboarding at its core."

So it's a contest that is about creativity but is also is about most tech. It is a contest to empower women with no way to highlight women. It's a press release that says a lot and nothing at all. And yeah it's sponsored by a terrible booze company.

Nice.
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who is donovan dresti? are we just letting anyone call themselves a pro now?
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I'm glad you said that because I was feeling out of touch. Maybe he was like a 'professional+skateboarder'
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He was on vision streetwear and shuvit skateboards, now represents a brand called rekon skateboards (?) and works with street league.
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Seems legit.  ::)

Haha yeah I knew I heard the name so I just googled him, he doesn’t seem relevant to skating, like, at all.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 02, 2021, 03:26:04 PM
Where can I see an actual image of the bracket as it is now?

At the end of the latest video. Aaron Kyro has no opponent listed in his bracket lol.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on October 02, 2021, 04:54:17 PM
highest thetan count gets a first round bye everyone knows that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: foureyedjim on October 03, 2021, 12:09:57 AM
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 03, 2021, 04:26:24 AM
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Amazing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on October 03, 2021, 06:39:05 AM
No BATB this weekend, so throwback to one of the craziest S&G games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAt6bTTWb4

So many hard tricks first try...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on October 03, 2021, 07:10:23 AM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on October 03, 2021, 07:20:46 AM

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest

Braille wouldn't fuck their bracket up this bad to be honest. Berra has to take a flight back home and 'save the day' about two times a week at this rate. I'd be surprised if there's going be finals to this trainwreck of a competition.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on October 03, 2021, 07:46:13 AM
No BATB this weekend, so throwback to one of the craziest S&G games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAt6bTTWb4

So many hard tricks first try...

I'm pretty sure one of the influencers could take them out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ninformatic on October 03, 2021, 07:48:06 AM
so no more batb? sick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on October 03, 2021, 09:39:10 AM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on October 03, 2021, 09:47:54 AM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.

https://quitgo.com/products/inhaler

Also, aluminum cans are better than plastic bottles, but still shit for environment. Just use a water filter and a reusable bottle.

That liquid death shit comes from Austrian Alp springs and shipped to the us. No so sustainable.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on October 03, 2021, 10:01:18 AM
No BATB this weekend, so throwback to one of the craziest S&G games:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GAt6bTTWb4

So many hard tricks first try...

Its wild how much longer Carlos slides and grinds compared to the other guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mouth on October 03, 2021, 10:15:16 AM
Anyone who can hold their own in a shared part with Tiago is freak.

This must be the worst batb to date. The skating has been shit. Some of it, embarrassingly so. And the whole thing seems painfully drawn out and poorly managed.


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on October 03, 2021, 10:18:50 AM
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Amazing.
If you like SWAY just wait till their next product drop! SWASS all the energy and alcohol accompanied with a smooth salt and nut finish.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on October 03, 2021, 10:32:13 AM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
No offense, but you’ve obviously never had to get sober.
The whole non-alcoholic beer route can be a slippery slope. It hasn’t happened to me, but I’ve had sober friends relapse from pretty much the taste of beer, and their brain needing the feeling that accompanies. There’s a psychological aspect to it where a stand in is needed, and I personally would rather have fizzy water. Even the bubbles help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Post by: burm on October 03, 2021, 10:56:42 AM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
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No offense, but you’ve obviously never had to get sober.
The whole non-alcoholic beer route can be a slippery slope. It hasn’t happened to me, but I’ve had sober friends relapse from pretty much the taste of beer, and their brain needing the feeling that accompanies. There’s a psychological aspect to it where a stand in is needed, and I personally would rather have fizzy water. Even the bubbles help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh definitely, I just wanted to make that joke about a cigarette shaped straw and of course that had been invented already as well. Non-alcoholic beers usually (from what I’ve seen) have very low amounts of alcohol as well so I wouldn’t assume it’s something recovering alcoholics would consume, but I resisted the urge to edit the post right after sending it.

Thinking about it I can also see how the appearance of the can could be considered to be more directed at the other people and not the person consuming it, I know how much badgering you can get when people see you’re not drinking.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mazzer on October 03, 2021, 01:28:17 PM
what would it take for billy to be the brad marchand of skateing?  people don't think brad is as good as he really is, and that's kind of how i see billy if you say he's as good as marchand in the overall picture, but setting skill aside i'd really like to see this happen.  billy needs to pack some mean in his sass and get his antics to be purposeful to gaining and unfair competitive advantage.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on October 03, 2021, 01:58:43 PM
Carlos R might be my favorite skater. His Tampa win was insanely good. He does all my favorite ledge tricks but from nollie. The stomp is breath taking.

Just amazing.

My homie from Campinas said that somre skate host guy is a creep. Likely a government agent.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on October 03, 2021, 02:40:02 PM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
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No offense, but you’ve obviously never had to get sober.
The whole non-alcoholic beer route can be a slippery slope. It hasn’t happened to me, but I’ve had sober friends relapse from pretty much the taste of beer, and their brain needing the feeling that accompanies. There’s a psychological aspect to it where a stand in is needed, and I personally would rather have fizzy water. Even the bubbles help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Dont forget that almost anytime you go out and are around drunk people if you dont have anything in your hand the whole night youll get “wHy ArEnT yOu DrInKiNg?”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on October 03, 2021, 03:51:45 PM
I found this randomly today and is far more entertaining than any battle from this round:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju9bUkfyMy0

I liked this one a lot and also the Battle of the French dudes (aurelian vs vincent)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEUS4hgMUFg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 03, 2021, 04:25:37 PM
I’m sure they’re out there, but I just can’t imagine anyone without the deafening bedlam of hordes of shrieking internal demons sitting down and cracking open an ice cold O’Doul’s on a Sunday afternoon.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Letsfilmavideo on October 03, 2021, 10:48:00 PM
What even is the berries these days?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 03, 2021, 11:20:39 PM
What even is the berries these days?

Gigantic Cariuma billboard, check out Brandon Turner's recent post on his Switch Hardflip on Berrics' Insta, the entire place is plastered with the logo.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: you_are_all_cunts on October 04, 2021, 12:15:59 AM
I don't understand why these have to strictly be posted on weekends. They'd get the same traffic regardless.

Maybe even more during the week as people sit on the shitter at work.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 04, 2021, 05:10:30 AM
I don't understand why these have to strictly be posted on weekends. They'd get the same traffic regardless.

Maybe even more during the week as people sit on the shitter at work.

These truly are the business secrets of the Pharos.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: finknoos on October 04, 2021, 05:58:17 AM
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Gigantic Cariuma billboard, check out Brandon Turner's recent post on his Switch Hardflip on Berrics' Insta, the entire place is plastered with the logo.

Holy jebus. I just took a look and in one shot alone you can see about 7 logos. Remember when the berrics used to brag about having no logos in the park?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 04, 2021, 11:34:07 AM
What even is the berries these days?

berries lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 04, 2021, 12:02:32 PM
What even is the berries these days?


A shell of what was once a decent source of entertainment.
The old battle at berries were gold. Now they’re just rusty tin.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 04, 2021, 06:06:28 PM
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I don't understand why these have to strictly be posted on weekends. They'd get the same traffic regardless.

Maybe even more during the week as people sit on the shitter at work.
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These truly are the business secrets of the Pharos.

The first thing to note when discussing the business secrets of the Berrics is an acknowledgement that the current era of skateboarding was so completely different from our own that almost all cultural, political and particularly business parallels we draw between the two eras are, by their very nature, bound to be wrong.

Also, fuck off clean shirt.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ndsr on October 04, 2021, 10:38:46 PM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
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No offense, but you’ve obviously never had to get sober.
The whole non-alcoholic beer route can be a slippery slope. It hasn’t happened to me, but I’ve had sober friends relapse from pretty much the taste of beer, and their brain needing the feeling that accompanies. There’s a psychological aspect to it where a stand in is needed, and I personally would rather have fizzy water. Even the bubbles help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dont forget that almost anytime you go out and are around drunk people if you dont have anything in your hand the whole night youll get “wHy ArEnT yOu DrInKiNg?”
Soda water with a lime.  No harmful aluminum processing or recycling and no calories
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eskorbut0 on October 05, 2021, 12:01:21 PM
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I don't understand why these have to strictly be posted on weekends. They'd get the same traffic regardless.

Maybe even more during the week as people sit on the shitter at work.
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These truly are the business secrets of the Pharos.
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The first thing to note when discussing the business secrets of the Berrics is an acknowledgement that the current era of skateboarding was so completely different from our own that almost all cultural, political and particularly business parallels we draw between the two eras are, by their very nature, bound to be wrong.

Also, fuck off clean shirt.

Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 05, 2021, 01:59:45 PM
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I don't understand why these have to strictly be posted on weekends. They'd get the same traffic regardless.

Maybe even more during the week as people sit on the shitter at work.
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These truly are the business secrets of the Pharos.
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The first thing to note when discussing the business secrets of the Berrics is an acknowledgement that the current era of skateboarding was so completely different from our own that almost all cultural, political and particularly business parallels we draw between the two eras are, by their very nature, bound to be wrong.

Also, fuck off clean shirt.
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Chance would be a fine thing, a fine thing indeed…

They should pull their fucking fingers out. It’s important
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mother Goose. on October 06, 2021, 05:35:27 PM
The berrics should have made it an entire day event spanning a whole weekend. Quick games. Es game of skate style. Pros ams several joes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 06, 2021, 05:59:21 PM
The berrics should have made it an entire day event spanning a whole weekend. Quick games. Es game of skate style. Pros ams several joes

doubt it...covid still going down in CA.  Id be funny if they Zoom'd it...might watch if BATB wasnt actually at the berries
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on October 06, 2021, 06:30:17 PM
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Is this a fortnite screenshot?

Liquid death is for sober people at parties who still want to hold a tall can, highly wack but smart idea

Fuck it Berra should give the keys to Aaron and the braille bunch and let them finish the whole contest
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I don’t get it. There’s like non-alcoholic beers and stuff if that’s what you want. I mean, I’m all for peoples sobriety but drinking water that looks like a beer is like sucking oxygen through a cigarette shaped straw.
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No offense, but you’ve obviously never had to get sober.
The whole non-alcoholic beer route can be a slippery slope. It hasn’t happened to me, but I’ve had sober friends relapse from pretty much the taste of beer, and their brain needing the feeling that accompanies. There’s a psychological aspect to it where a stand in is needed, and I personally would rather have fizzy water. Even the bubbles help ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Dont forget that almost anytime you go out and are around drunk people if you dont have anything in your hand the whole night youll get “wHy ArEnT yOu DrInKiNg?”
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Soda water with a lime.  No harmful aluminum processing or recycling and no calories
I do bitters and soda with a lime. I think if you have a lime in a drink, no one bugs you.

-i think the goal is to avoid plastic. Cans can be recycled better i guess.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on October 08, 2021, 10:50:26 AM
https://youtu.be/lon5hO-rR40

Finally something that could be decent
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 09, 2021, 08:39:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFJm0J9Hdw&feature=share


Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 09, 2021, 08:53:53 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFJm0J9Hdw&feature=share


Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
Plot twist of the century.

What's even the deal with Cody Cepeda? Wasn't sure he still skated, haven't seen anything since his Berrics Push part but it looks like he's pretty cosy in Berra's pocket. I thought flatground was his gimmick, would've expected him to land more of Carlos' sets.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on October 09, 2021, 09:09:51 AM
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Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
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Plot twist of the century.

What's even the deal with Cody Cepeda? Wasn't sure he still skated, haven't seen anything since his Berrics Push part but it looks like he's pretty cosy in Berra's pocket. I thought flatground was his gimmick, would've expected him to land more of Carlos' sets.

Getting one check for $20k for BATB 6 years ago wasn’t enough to live in CA indefinitely. He went home to Michigan or whatever and just works. Also he’s had background props on Berrics videos since at least BATB 3, meaning he’s been prepped and primed way ahead of time. You don’t make it to OT VIII without going through the Sea Corps and getting some screwdrivers up your ass. Ahh yes, its all starting to come together nicely.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 09, 2021, 09:18:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFJm0J9Hdw&feature=share


Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.

This was a good one. How about that nollie inward heel
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on October 09, 2021, 09:33:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFJm0J9Hdw&feature=share


Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
Hard to belive he would miss 5 straight tricks like that otherwise. I think you're on to something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 09, 2021, 10:09:00 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neFJm0J9Hdw&feature=share


Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/61825138/youll-do-good-to-go-down-in-the-4th.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on October 09, 2021, 10:20:24 AM
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Controversial, dark conspiracy theory: Carlos has Cody at SKAT, gets a call, says he has to go home, doesn’t land another trick.  He threw the game because he had to go home and do something.
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/61825138/youll-do-good-to-go-down-in-the-4th.jpg)

“You take sugar?”

“No thanks Berra...I’m sweet enough.”
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on October 09, 2021, 11:49:31 AM
Cody has the worst RBF but i’m not mad he won.
Aside from that nollie flip(i think) carlos did every trick proper, waist high inward heel!?!

Has there been a match without a pair of crapiumas in it?

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 09, 2021, 01:00:54 PM
Cariuma shoes and a bryte board? Even if he wins he loses.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on October 09, 2021, 01:05:36 PM
Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on October 09, 2021, 02:24:32 PM
the fix is in
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Post by: conqueso on October 09, 2021, 03:17:35 PM
wow. imagine getting paid to lose at something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on October 09, 2021, 05:36:56 PM
Cody Cepeda lets go!!! I hope he wins again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on October 09, 2021, 06:17:34 PM
That switch back heel and that nollie inward heel. One of the greatest. I wanted to see the shuv rewind
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on October 09, 2021, 07:08:23 PM
some funny biz...he's got a lady and a young kid so speaking from experience - shit can go south in hurry on the home front. No way you stomp out that many tricks then all of the sudden you can barley flick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MadeYouLook on October 09, 2021, 08:14:57 PM
This shit is dead
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on October 09, 2021, 08:26:38 PM
some funny biz...he's got a lady and a young kid so speaking from experience - shit can go south in hurry on the home front. No way you stomp out that many tricks then all of the sudden you can barley flick.

This. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: swanronson on October 09, 2021, 09:22:59 PM
Carlos threw that for sure. No one wants to be in this anymore   ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BugleBites on October 09, 2021, 10:36:03 PM
100% threw that after the call. You know he could have done all those just as well as he did the rest of his tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 09, 2021, 11:43:59 PM
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This.
QFT
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 10, 2021, 12:48:42 AM
This shit is dead

fucking this - shit is mad lame now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on October 10, 2021, 01:43:52 AM
I always thought he skated good but I wasn’t super into him, I am now, what a legend he was defz over it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 10, 2021, 02:00:50 AM
He got a call to come home for dinner then threw it. Hilarious

That or his agent told him the berries cheques are bouncing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 10, 2021, 02:07:27 AM
He got a call to come home for dinner then threw it. Hilarious

That or his agent told him the berries cheques are bouncing.
Yup. Tha’s it right there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on October 10, 2021, 02:15:37 AM
I always thought he skated good but I wasn’t super into him, I am now, what a legend he was defz over it
He grows on me more and more every time I see him. Now I absolutely love him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on October 10, 2021, 02:38:27 AM
I wonder how much money Carlos got for taking that fall?

He's currently at the bank depositing a large cheque signed by David Miscavige.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matty_c on October 10, 2021, 03:16:31 AM
I tell you bro, just not wearing those shoes is fucking money
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on October 10, 2021, 04:36:27 AM
wow. imagine getting paid to lose at something.

Said every PGA golfer. &#128514;
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SubCurban Commando on October 10, 2021, 04:50:22 AM
Glad it wasn't just me who thought it was a fix
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 10, 2021, 05:13:06 AM
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Said every PGA golfer. &#38;#128514;

Is PGA fixed ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mad Max on October 10, 2021, 05:14:19 AM
He got a call to come home for dinner then threw it. Hilarious

That or his agent told him the berries cheques are bouncing.

That or the Cariuma boss.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 10, 2021, 05:58:52 AM
I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 10, 2021, 06:42:00 AM
I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 10, 2021, 07:02:41 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)


Hahahaha

Next level quoting

Gnar
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 10, 2021, 07:40:38 AM
Winning is the new losing. Congrats Carlos, you made it out in just one round!
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Post by: BacksideWallride on October 10, 2021, 07:51:24 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
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Hahahaha

Next level quoting

Gnar

Its just fuckin lego, innit, water lego
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Shuh on October 10, 2021, 08:04:52 AM
I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.

Ill add "i got money, Cepeda probably need it more"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on October 10, 2021, 08:06:08 AM
Winning is the new losing. Congrats Carlos, you made it out in just one round!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on October 10, 2021, 08:09:46 AM
Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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Post by: Spirit on October 10, 2021, 11:30:25 AM
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He grows on me more and more every time I see him. Now I absolutely love him.

Listen to his Bunt episode. He's great
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on October 10, 2021, 11:46:52 AM
I would say he just wanted to show that he could've won if he wanted to do so. Once this was proven he threw the game because nobody wants to be part of this tragedy.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 10, 2021, 11:48:00 AM
Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.

But then he'd have to come back again
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Post by: Dr Hass on October 10, 2021, 01:06:45 PM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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But then he'd have to come back again

Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 10, 2021, 02:59:19 PM
He’s no billy marks but that nollie inward heel was kinda tight
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on October 10, 2021, 06:19:31 PM
If all these pros are too cool for BATB then why show up in the first place?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 10, 2021, 06:39:08 PM
If all these pros are too cool for BATB then why show up in the first place?

In Asia we call that giving Berra face, or face saving behavior.

"Look, I turned up to your shitty contest, you happy now?"
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 10, 2021, 07:03:31 PM
It is pretty weird how there’s been a fair amount of hesitancy and unwillingness (whether intentional or not) to participate.

That plus the fact that they made such a huge bracket this time makes me wonder if they’re alluding to the series coming to an end.

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Post by: able on October 10, 2021, 07:05:37 PM
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In Asia we call that giving Berra face, or face saving behavior.

"Look, I turned up to your shitty contest, you happy now?"

You’re absolutely right. But I’m still just gonna sit over here and be all mad about it  >:(
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Post by: burm on October 10, 2021, 09:25:26 PM
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But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mad Max on October 11, 2021, 01:15:48 AM
Next year Borra coming with that game of SQUID…
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Post by: JugeL on October 11, 2021, 01:20:42 AM
Next year Borra coming with that game of SQUID…
Majority will decide to end it before first game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 11, 2021, 01:28:38 AM
Next year Borra coming with that game of SQUID…

I back this if it’s influencers only.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdditionalSlip on October 11, 2021, 01:48:21 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Harrison's Fjord on October 11, 2021, 03:30:41 AM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.

 I mean Cody popped it and slid the last 90 degrees-- that's legit

Not saying it wasn't thrown though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on October 11, 2021, 03:58:50 AM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on October 11, 2021, 04:11:52 AM
This was pretty much in line with his other batb appearances. Think he's just not that great at playing skate. Doesn't do tricks cheaply, always goes fast and pops the shit out of everything. They just left the phone call bit to make the video longer and to stir up some shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on October 11, 2021, 05:20:13 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane

naan > batb
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 05:47:31 AM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
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I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.

No, no.  He wanted to win.  Then he got the call and either A) immediately threw the game (which I don’t actually believe).  Or B) maybe he just started thinking about whatever the call was about, lost focus and started missing tricks.  That’s entirely possible.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on October 11, 2021, 05:50:49 AM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
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But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
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I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.
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No, no.  He wanted to win.  Then he got the call and either A) immediately threw the game (which I don’t actually believe).  Or B) maybe he just started thinking about whatever the call was about, lost focus and started missing tricks.  That’s entirely possible.
I think he wanted to win also but I still feel like the way it looked and how he acted, he was still just using the “call” to make a joke.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 06:01:01 AM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
[close]

But then he'd have to come back again
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Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
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I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.
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No, no.  He wanted to win.  Then he got the call and either A) immediately threw the game (which I don’t actually believe).  Or B) maybe he just started thinking about whatever the call was about, lost focus and started missing tricks.  That’s entirely possible.
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I think he wanted to win also but I still feel like the way it looked and how he acted, he was still just using the “call” to make a joke.

Yeah, maybe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on October 11, 2021, 06:36:58 AM
Did anyone DM him like a man to get the real scoop?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on October 11, 2021, 06:49:56 AM
everyone else should've been automatically forfeited after that god like switch fs flip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 11, 2021, 07:41:13 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on October 11, 2021, 10:17:40 AM
I can't believe you guys. I finally watched it and "the call" is very obviously a joke.
I enjoyed watching Carlos foot positioning on all his tricks. His back foot is so close to the bolts which seems weird to me but he definitely knows what he's doing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on October 11, 2021, 12:31:20 PM
I can't believe you guys. I finally watched it and "the call" is very obviously a joke.
I enjoyed watching Carlos foot positioning on all his tricks. His back foot is so close to the bolts which seems weird to me but he definitely knows what he's doing
I thought it was very obvious too but I wasn’t sure if people who think it’s real in this thread were trolling or not.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: waffle on October 11, 2021, 01:17:49 PM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
[close]

But then he'd have to come back again
[close]

Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
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I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.

This is correct - still not sure if all the posts saying otherwise are satire or just really, really stupid.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 01:27:16 PM
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Much though I’d love to buy into the idea that it was fixed…didn’t he have CC at SKAT when he got the call? Like if he needed to go home it would’ve been quicker to just smoke him on one trick and clear out.
[close]

But then he'd have to come back again
[close]

Wow, I wasn’t even thinking that far ahead. 4D chess by my man Carlos.
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He had Cody to T, tried to end it with the ”death blow” switch back 3, which should have been the end since Cody slid his on the ground, then did a couple more tricks that Cody landed, tries that shuvit revert and bailed and at that point he said ”I have to go home though”. Then he got the first letter and only after that did he take the call.

It’s all in the video, no 4D chess there. He tried to smoke Cody out straight away, couldn’t and so had to resort to the fastest way out as plan B.
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I thought the phone call was carlos making a joke that said “now that I missed a trick Cody is def gonna be able to beat me, so let me make a joke about needing to leave to avoid losing”. And there was not actually an urgent phone call and he didn’t really need to leave.
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This is correct - still not sure if all the posts saying otherwise are satire or just really, really stupid.

Hey, in my world, plumbing emergencies happen.  They happen everyday.  If you notice, a lot of plumber vehicles have 24 hour response numbers. 

Shelving spontaneously falls off walls, tires go flat, insects swarm to kill, varmints get into the root cellar, gutters clog, children misbehave, neighbors threaten, trees fall, etc etc you get my point.  They don’t happen all the time, but all these and more can happen at any time.  Even in the middle of a game of SKATE.

I wish we could all live in whatever ivory tower you live in, but I’m just a workaday schmuck that has to live in this chaotic world.  #CALLWASREAL
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 11, 2021, 01:31:08 PM
Perhaps the call wasn’t real, but his desire to purposefully lose was.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdditionalSlip on October 11, 2021, 01:51:07 PM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
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Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 11, 2021, 06:07:47 PM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
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Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on October 11, 2021, 10:29:56 PM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdditionalSlip on October 12, 2021, 12:43:03 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 12, 2021, 12:48:22 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it&#129315;

This is my favorite. Peak Mark

(https://i.ibb.co/t2tyy57/Screenshot-20211012-084734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PWnBB87)



Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdditionalSlip on October 12, 2021, 01:16:18 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it&#38;#129315;

This is my favorite. Peak Mark

(https://i.ibb.co/t2tyy57/Screenshot-20211012-084734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PWnBB87)

Looking at you Milton &#128514;
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 12, 2021, 01:44:06 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it&#38;#129315;

This is my favorite. Peak Mark

(https://i.ibb.co/t2tyy57/Screenshot-20211012-084734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PWnBB87)
It'll freak em out! What's an influencer's bracket doing in BATB? Jesus, I need a drink. Yeah? And boom, they'll have to have one of our organic Catiba Pros
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 12, 2021, 01:45:37 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
[close]
Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
[close]

4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

Makes sense, a boiler exploding warrants a man skipping the birth of his first child and winning a game of SKATE.

They should just scraps the pros, legends and joes. Focus on the Influencers - they are young, dumb and full of camaraderie.
[close]

I like it, real skaters out, influencers in. influencers are sexy. You're what my grandma would call a real shit.
[close]

These influencers are sitting behind their big marble desks, ties done up to eleven, clicking their fingers to the fucking Lighthouse Family, getting their dicks sucked by a big Alsatian dog. Don't have time to play games of SKATE.
[close]

Seriously the last place I would expect to see a Lighthouse Family reference, especially in that context lmao wtf. Wish I could gnar
[close]

you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
[close]

Don't trust the Argies is probably one of the funniest in it&#38;#129315;

This is my favorite. Peak Mark

(https://i.ibb.co/t2tyy57/Screenshot-20211012-084734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PWnBB87)
Is there an accessible BATB bracket, you know, for the average joe?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on October 12, 2021, 07:09:49 AM
Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
Or
Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway

It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 12, 2021, 07:17:47 AM
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.

You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.
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Post by: warmonke on October 12, 2021, 07:20:35 AM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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Nah the phone call was Orange ringing up to say they wiped the twins
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 12, 2021, 07:22:46 AM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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Nah the phone call was Orange ringing up to say they wiped the twins

Oh, I'll never forgive Orange if they've wiped the twins.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on October 13, 2021, 09:14:50 PM
I'm with Skate Nerd Carlos definitely threw that fucking game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 13, 2021, 09:47:51 PM
I don’t understand this thread any more.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on October 13, 2021, 11:58:45 PM
Just noticed a bracket change on IG. This weekend's match is Erik Bragg vs Shrimpdaddy in the influencers section
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdditionalSlip on October 14, 2021, 12:30:55 AM
I don’t understand this thread any more.

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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 14, 2021, 12:33:04 AM
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Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: palelight on October 14, 2021, 03:39:56 AM
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
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You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.

(https://i.imgur.com/pCDWpWh.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 14, 2021, 07:10:47 AM
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you're a real meat and potatoes, straight up and down, beef Wellington, don't trust the Argies, d--- in the vagina, Cheddar cheese and chicken tikka masala man.
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You're a Vans Half Cab, black griptape on the top, Indy Standard 144, don't trust the Riptides, FS 50-50 the ledge, Kickflip and BS Noseslide man.

I imagine the inner monologue of the pros who took Cariuma shoe deal went something like this:
I've sold out. A little bit of me has died.
But you know what? A lot of me doesn't give a shit.
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(https://i.imgur.com/pCDWpWh.jpg)

You trippin @palelight ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on October 14, 2021, 08:15:17 AM
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 14, 2021, 08:25:41 AM
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.
Does the world really need a flatground game of SKATE competition? I'd rather watch something like King of MACBA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 14, 2021, 08:28:43 AM
Okay so... I have a question for discussion.
Do you think it is possible for another flatground Game of Skate competition to take BATB's place and bring integrity back to this? I love watching these battles since my favorite way to skate myself is flatground and it seriously makes me sad to see where it went. Pros vs. Joes was such a fun concept back where there was no conflict of interest and it bums me out so much.
King of MACBA is fun and so is Grinds and Slides, but if the only flatground GoS is BATB in this state and some corporate X-Games bullshit it's just depressing.
If anyone could pull it off it would be DLX's extended network of team riders/Actions REALized family. I would hazard a guess that 90% of sponsored skaters have had some support from DLX in one way or another over the years: Super generous and less interested in making a quick buck.

Sure there will inherently be conflicts of interest but DLX's spirit would reign magnificently over the proceedings and it would be clear that it's all in good fun, whoever wins.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 14, 2021, 08:55:37 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
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naan > batb

Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
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Post by: warmonke on October 14, 2021, 09:31:35 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

naan > batb
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Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
(https://i.ibb.co/fC7bXtP/Screenshot-20211014-173008-3.png) (https://ibb.co/fC7bXtP)
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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 14, 2021, 09:33:11 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

naan > batb
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Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k
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(https://i.ibb.co/fC7bXtP/Screenshot-20211014-173008-3.png) (https://ibb.co/fC7bXtP)

Lol

Double lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 14, 2021, 10:16:53 AM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.

To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on October 14, 2021, 11:03:34 AM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
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To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?
Horny jail confimed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 14, 2021, 02:56:24 PM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
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To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?

“flow for hookups”  has got to be one of the more insane ideas I’ve ever heard on these boards.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on October 14, 2021, 04:59:01 PM
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Cariuma manager on the phone with an offer to let Cody win.
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Emergency, Carlos can do tricks on demand, he can probably miss them on demand, make it look legit and not put the match in the bin for steve.

I want to believe

Rigged anyway
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It's crazy how good Carlos is, the body language and speed between the two is night and day. One of them skates all the time, one doesn't.
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To be fair Brazil produces a lot of really dope skate rats and from what I recall didn't Cody come from some midwest city with no real skate spots?  and after his first berries win got put on flow for hook ups and moved to LA?

Hes from a small town in michigan. Was flow for sovrn. I was rooting for him to do thangs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SkollieJol on October 16, 2021, 08:42:22 AM
https://youtu.be/2yJGCJsKROk

Censored?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on October 16, 2021, 08:53:41 AM
https://youtu.be/2yJGCJsKROk

Censored?

Dumb clickbait comment. That was an incredible game. These are the types of games I miss watching.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 16, 2021, 08:57:49 AM
https://youtu.be/2yJGCJsKROk

Censored?
Felipe was solid af in that, i can't lie. For a second there i thought he might skunk corny ol double flip noone cares headass Sewa
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mar1eyk1lla on October 16, 2021, 08:59:55 AM
justin

(https://i.imgur.com/caEnktt.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on October 16, 2021, 09:11:10 AM
These things are edited sooo fucking slow now. was able to use the 5 sec skip button between most tricks

Felipe still doing the yo tre, shit hasn't even been trendy for at least like a decade right?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on October 16, 2021, 09:17:28 AM
*Cue Gordon Ramsey “finally some good fucking flatground” meme*
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on October 16, 2021, 10:37:38 AM
Solid game. The double flip shit is annoying though but this fake flip was perfect. Felipe tricks are text book minus his tre flips.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/qwqtXQd95cATFXiOoZ/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Swithflip on October 16, 2021, 10:40:18 AM
Comeback with double tricks dont count...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Global Moderator on October 16, 2021, 10:43:16 AM
Comeback with double tricks dont count...

I agree with this, but I of course understand the strategy.

My favorite games are when the winner simply outlasts his opponent. I want to see them do every flat ground trick they know how to do, saving the wild stuff for the very end.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: baggy spandex on October 16, 2021, 10:43:51 AM
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I envision it as something along the lines of a laundry machine breaking down or the hot water heater going out.  Pretty important, but not full-on emergency.

He gets this news as he looks at that awful, nightmarish SWAY ENERGY DRINK A-frame thing for the 800th time and something in his brain just snapped and he thought “I’m Carlos Ribiero, I don’t need to be here.  Fuck these guys.  I gotta get this hot water thing figured out.”

At least that’s what my Batb fan fiction is going to be.
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Gustav when he got home
(https://i.ibb.co/bmpKhLb/S07-E01-KVKi-Hq-Mx-subtitled.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmpKhLb)
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4 brackets Steve, 4? That's insane
[close]

naan > batb
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Just a Christmas Joke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ38jTQcO1k

What if our toes drag?

If our toes drag, we fuck, obviously.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on October 16, 2021, 10:55:28 AM
Sewa was getting skunked and resorted to double flips, no doubt about it.

That's SKATE tho. If you can win with pressure flips double flips are allowed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 16, 2021, 12:13:23 PM
Sewa missing a 360 flip = glitch in the Matrix.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on October 16, 2021, 12:16:58 PM
It’s a game, or battle if you will. Some of you seem to want a format where each contestant would run through a list of basic tricks in order and see who racks up more fails. Except it wouldn’t even need to be head to head, each contestant could just fill in their sheet of tricks by themselves, remote even. Sounds shitty to me. *shrugging man with a moustache emoji*
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on October 16, 2021, 12:56:07 PM
I don’t encourage the double flip either but it’s not like he came out the gate with them. They rifled through a shit load of tricks and sewa was tilting a bit so why not go to your old faithful and get a letter and some confidence back.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on October 16, 2021, 03:30:43 PM
unsportsmanlike conduct
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on October 16, 2021, 07:26:02 PM
The fucking balls of all you kids talking shit on Double flips when people are throwing FRONT SHUVS IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2021
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on October 16, 2021, 10:30:20 PM
also like is sewa even a sponsored skater anymore? he probably needs this berries money
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on October 17, 2021, 02:54:09 AM
There's some guilty pleasure seeing Sewa winning against Felipe with doubles
i like the idea felipe's probably really pissed. he seems annoying
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Massivebellend on October 17, 2021, 03:07:46 AM
God help anyone that gets influence from Erik Bragg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 17, 2021, 08:51:38 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxQmoDicG0

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/463/848/4c2.gif)
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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 17, 2021, 09:00:35 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QxQmoDicG0

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Lol.... That kickflip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on October 17, 2021, 09:22:57 AM
Honestly, for an influencer bracket that was pretty entertaining with decent skating. Shrimpdaddy has good style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 17, 2021, 09:28:50 AM
Did the bloody mary dude just do two random tricks and take a letter instead of attempting them? Very surprised a dude with the name Shrimp Daddy was the more mellow of the two.

This whole BATB has been one shitshow after another. I had to sign up and join in the convo because I feel like this is the only place people are actually noticing how ridiculous this spectacle is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 17, 2021, 09:44:18 AM
when will we get rid of eric bragg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on October 17, 2021, 09:53:46 AM
This season has been full of cringe yet somewhat fun to watch. The commentary here is no different.

That some of you are tuning in to this event sponsored by Cariumuamua & hosted at berra’s own celebrity center skatepark while expecting sportsman-like conduct and maintaining criticism of  “illegal tasteless” tricks is very surprise pikachu.

Those ideals were appropriate during the early years and we’ve seen who had the cream to rise.

I’m glad they’ve tried to innovate the format of SKATE every year to prolong the show and this year reminded me of all those Sasuke reruns on G4.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IuvF_2Nxxg0

These influencers are the wackly hopeless characters invited to flop around stage 1 for our amusement.

Skategoat, burrberry, “shrimpdaddy”  ::) ...

Shoutout to Vallely for jumping the shark early on.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on October 17, 2021, 09:57:27 AM
Honestly, for an influencer bracket that was pretty entertaining with decent skating. Shrimpdaddy has good style.
Lol what
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kaiju Foster on October 17, 2021, 10:09:34 AM
Why am I not surprised that Erik Bragg is the type who yells and cusses when he misses tricks in a game of skate?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on October 17, 2021, 11:11:28 AM
People have been very negative of Eric Bragg for years now but to me he’s a harmless goofy skateboard-internet-show host so I assume I have missed something. What is his claim to fame?

This game was nowhere near the worst we’ve seen this season and in my opinion it would be better is the whole influencer bracket was dumb goofing off like this instead of the scared shitless nerveballs with the demeanor of a pro and trick bag of a rando plucked from the nearest skate park.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 17, 2021, 11:19:27 AM
Friendly reminder to pay $8 to ETN if you plan on streaming Tampa Pro this weekend
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on October 17, 2021, 11:25:19 AM
People have been very negative of Eric Bragg for years now but to me he’s a harmless goofy skateboard-internet-show host so I assume I have missed something. What is his claim to fame?

This game was nowhere near the worst we’ve seen this season and in my opinion it would be better is the whole influencer bracket was dumb goofing off like this instead of the scared shitless nerveballs with the demeanor of a pro and trick bag of a rando plucked from the nearest skate park.

(https://i.postimg.cc/s2SJvQ6S/55-F97235-8-C36-41-B7-B9-D7-A77-C96757-E9-B.jpg)

“Instagram fame”

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 17, 2021, 11:28:55 AM
Are double flips considered hard? I always thought they were easy but not fun to do
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 17, 2021, 11:32:38 AM
Is Vallely out? He seems like he's just enjoying life skating in the snow, I'd be surprised if he actually wanted to partake in this shitshow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 17, 2021, 11:33:04 AM
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?
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Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on October 17, 2021, 11:55:37 AM
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?

Really peak humor right there. Thanks Berra!
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Post by: Abyss1 on October 17, 2021, 01:09:58 PM
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God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?
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Really peak humor right there. Thanks Berra!

I almost turned the shit off when they opened boxes with scissors and a piece of paper
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on October 17, 2021, 06:57:02 PM
Is Vallely out? He seems like he's just enjoying life skating in the snow, I'd be surprised if he actually wanted to partake in this shitshow.

He's on Cariuma and bros with Borra so I'm sure he's still in
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Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 17, 2021, 10:28:58 PM
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He's on Cariuma and bros with Borra so I'm sure he's still in

I'm predicting more shenanigans to draw traffic to the site. Probably play a "no rules" format with multiple handstands
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 18, 2021, 12:27:25 AM
Friendly reminder to pay $8 to ETN if you plan on streaming Tampa Pro this weekend
(https://c.tenor.com/WxgoCA0z728AAAAC/spit-out-drink-spit-take.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 18, 2021, 04:08:15 AM
Sewa and Gustav game was a great watch, that’s one of the best flatground double flips I’ve seen - in a game or not.
His second 360 flip should have been the censored one , big black bar over his left leg. Who does he think he is 2008’s Furby?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on October 18, 2021, 08:56:44 AM
it seems they're trying to make this years battle shitty on purpose
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Post by: JugeL on October 18, 2021, 11:53:31 AM
it seems they're trying to make this years battle shitty on purpose
So all you mean bullies would stop watching them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: threequartercab on October 18, 2021, 12:40:25 PM
What the fuck is this shit?! The berrics were done, when Jimmy Carlin faked sacking that rail.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: baggy spandex on October 18, 2021, 12:53:05 PM
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He's on Cariuma and bros with Borra so I'm sure he's still in
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I'm predicting more shenanigans to draw traffic to the site. Probably play a "no rules" format with multiple handhamstands
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Post by: ilchymis on October 18, 2021, 04:49:32 PM
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Is Vallely out? He seems like he's just enjoying life skating in the snow, I'd be surprised if he actually wanted to partake in this shitshow.
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He's on Cariuma and bros with Borra so I'm sure he's still in
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I'm predicting more shenanigans to draw traffic to the site. Probably play a "no rules" format with multiple handstands

Yeah, that would make the most sense, especially with a match against what most consider to be a fictional character. Mike V seems to be a lot more chill now, so I think it'll be a lot different from his last one.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: biaherl on October 18, 2021, 06:59:18 PM
I like Erik Bragg

Where can I get a Fuck Bragg shirt

They're not in the Canteen
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on October 18, 2021, 10:10:23 PM
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?

I haven't cringed that hard in a bit, also at the call on that one-foot 360 thing though it was an ugly ass trick anyway so I shouldn't care
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 19, 2021, 02:53:16 AM
God damn the bits with the shrimp cocktail and the boxes had me rolling on the ground in stitches.  Great, great stuff.

How about Felipe trying to blow the whistle while it was still in the packaging?

It was so funny I almost laughed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 19, 2021, 09:57:50 AM
it seems they're trying to make this years battle shitty on purpose

Chase is their main filmer, shitty is what hes about
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on October 19, 2021, 10:35:57 AM
I'm only tuning in for pro/real matches now..the only reason they are doing this bullshit influencer bracket is to gain those influencer's followers...and sell some cariumas to that crowd..
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 19, 2021, 10:49:36 AM
Anyone else thinking that the Cumorama rider contracts must have a clause in ‘em somewhere mandating they participate in this BATB XII farce/fiasco?
WTF would a dude like Mike V. show up to this?
Is Street Plant brand featured heavily in the Borrics Cantina suddenly?
Are they also required to wear the logo shirt, as per same agreement?
What I would give for an LPQ return right now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on October 19, 2021, 11:06:07 AM
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Friendly reminder to pay $8 to ETN if you plan on streaming Tampa Pro this weekend
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To be fair, etn never charged money for tampa pro. It only cost a burner email account.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on October 20, 2021, 02:25:01 PM
who does Nyjah play today?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: theoriginalgoon on October 21, 2021, 08:44:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr1tPtZVKxA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 21, 2021, 10:04:34 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr1tPtZVKxA
could see dane on adored
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on October 21, 2021, 11:11:37 AM
these mates are heaps good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on October 21, 2021, 11:30:11 AM
Without knowing anything about the man, I gotta say I get horrific vibes from Erik Bragg. Seems like a wannabe Russell Brand type with an LA lifestyle guru aesthetic and ambitions to one day be the head of a sex cult. Could just be me projecting tho, my apologies if dude is cool.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: douchenozzle on October 21, 2021, 11:50:15 AM
"That was a pretty rude start" LOL
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 21, 2021, 12:16:38 PM
who does Nyjah play today?
P-Rod
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on October 21, 2021, 12:37:01 PM
Without knowing anything about the man, I gotta say I get horrific vibes from Erik Bragg. Seems like a wannabe Russell Brand type with an LA lifestyle guru aesthetic and ambitions to one day be the head of a sex cult. Could just be me projecting tho, my apologies if dude is cool.
Samesies
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 21, 2021, 02:27:30 PM
these mates are heaps good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lysdexia on October 21, 2021, 06:12:08 PM
Without knowing anything about the man, I gotta say I get horrific vibes from Erik Bragg. Seems like a wannabe Russell Brand type with an LA lifestyle guru aesthetic and ambitions to one day be the head of a sex cult. Could just be me projecting tho, my apologies if dude is cool.

couldn't have said it better myself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on October 22, 2021, 08:21:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGl1zKYcVUM
Idk if its the lighting or something but Nyjah eyes looks likes coming down from a bender
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on October 22, 2021, 11:35:45 AM
this was in my youtube recommendations.
pretty good game...I miss mike mo!
https://youtu.be/dl5-FeRV_mI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on October 22, 2021, 02:47:00 PM
That sw front big heel on E was breath taking. Both them too look like they been partying or eating too much during covid or the camera is fucked up.

I think this is the year that "pro" skating really start suck. I've always been more into AM and flow skaters in media because they are hungry and pros are usually less interesting.

This is mag and video I could care less about GOS.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on October 22, 2021, 02:57:36 PM
That sw front big heel on E was breath taking. Both them too look like they been partying or eating too much during covid or the camera is fucked up.

I think this is the year that "pro" skating really start suck. I've always been more into AM and flow skaters in media because they are hungry and pros are usually less interesting.

This is mag and video I could care less about GOS.

damn this makes me feel bad

if they look like they have been overeating, you would probably call me a fat slob lol

which while true, is sad haha
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 22, 2021, 06:08:13 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGl1zKYcVUM
Idk if its the lighting or something but Nyjah eyes looks likes coming down from a bender

Maybe I'm just excited to see an actual game longer than 4 minutes, but I felt good watching these two talk about the battle.  Very excited to watch P-Rod win :)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 23, 2021, 08:11:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJZcwTY1QE&feature=share

This is what the fuck I’m talking about.  What a battle.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on October 23, 2021, 08:19:15 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJZcwTY1QE&feature=share

This is what the fuck I’m talking about.  What a battle.
Good game but Jesus H. Christ Nyjah is painful to watch
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on October 23, 2021, 08:36:44 AM
God PRod is a monster. Such a deep bag of tricks without all the goofy boy clown shit. Wtf was up with Nyjah’s board? It looked like he kept sliding back and forth toe side to heel side, especially early on during the match
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on October 23, 2021, 08:41:03 AM
lol @ how slow they both skate
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on October 23, 2021, 08:42:31 AM
I loved seeing how happy paul is. he genuinely seems to still be having a blast on the board and its wholesome to watch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on October 23, 2021, 08:47:26 AM
Paul is just as solid at flat now, if not even more solid, than he was when he was in his early 20s, it’s pretty crazy actually.

Also this just shows how a rowdy and invested crowd can make such a big difference in how entraining a game is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 23, 2021, 08:49:45 AM
Well that was refreshing after this influencer shit show. I'll take slow PRod and awkward Nigel all day over these other clowns.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Veggie.Wav on October 23, 2021, 08:50:48 AM
That was very refreshing. P Rod is a fucking animal
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on October 23, 2021, 09:03:12 AM
Well that was refreshing after this influencer shit show. I'll take slow PRod and awkward Nigel all day over these other clowns.

great game indeed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on October 23, 2021, 09:05:05 AM
Good game but the difference in speed from like Luan is laughable..barely over tic tac speed Going on
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: I Can't Think on October 23, 2021, 09:11:33 AM
props to prod and nyjah honestly, that was a fun game to watch. Normally don't fw nyjah but that game was great, solid back and fourth with good vibes from the crowd
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on October 23, 2021, 09:11:59 AM
On top of that being obviously just a great game, it was awesome to see them just having fun and clearly being stoked on the matchup. Stoked to see Prod win but nyjah held his own.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on October 23, 2021, 09:17:44 AM
I unironically love king Jah.

OK maybe it's more like half ironically half unironically.  But for whatever reason I get a kick out of him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Neil on October 23, 2021, 09:19:08 AM
Jah vs PRod gave me goosebumps and had me grinning like a maniac the whole time. So good.

Hate BATD and Jah all you want, that was fucking gold.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on October 23, 2021, 09:20:52 AM
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That sw front big heel on E was breath taking. Both them too look like they been partying or eating too much during covid or the camera is fucked up.

I think this is the year that "pro" skating really start suck. I've always been more into AM and flow skaters in media because they are hungry and pros are usually less interesting.

This is mag and video I could care less about GOS.
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damn this makes me feel bad

if they look like they have been overeating, you would probably call me a fat slob lol

which while true, is sad haha

I'm sorry.

I think it's the camera. I follow sewa on Instagram. Double hard flip. He looks normal
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 23, 2021, 09:36:37 AM
I usually find Nyjah's parts to be too robotic and ego filled, but he seemed to have a genuinely good time being there. I knew p-rod was gonna take it, but got a little nervous midway through. That nollie late flip was clutch!

Since this was 2x the length of most of the videos this year, I assume we're going back into booberry IG purgatory for the next 7 days.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 23, 2021, 09:41:02 AM
Slow nyjah had me giggling
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on October 23, 2021, 10:30:49 AM
If Paul came out for the game rocking the full Nigel women’s soccer fit it would’ve been hilarious. 

Fun battle to watch.  Paul’s definitely in the AVE category of skaters whose skills have aged like a fine wine. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gabriel on October 23, 2021, 10:37:14 AM
Jah vs PRod gave me goosebumps and had me grinning like a maniac the whole time. So good.

Hate BATD and Jah all you want, that was fucking gold.

Battle at the Derric's
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on October 23, 2021, 10:37:53 AM
Paul is still so damn good. I hope he wins the entire thing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nicotinewheel on October 23, 2021, 10:52:49 AM
Who cares/fuck this, every view gets these vultures paid

SPOILER ALERT...we already know who's going to win:
cariuma, borra, nike, "influencers"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on October 23, 2021, 10:58:48 AM
nyjah's cab big flipping and nollie bigger flipping to a first round exit and vinnie banh is in the second round.

great format steve.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 23, 2021, 11:11:41 AM
anyone else notice this game was just a tad more sped up than previous games. like not as much b-roll/nonsense. just trick-cut-trick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 23, 2021, 11:12:04 AM
That was a finals tier game!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on October 23, 2021, 11:12:57 AM
I think jahs contest or rail skating has affected his flat ground. If it was off a bump or down a few stairs he might’ve taken it.

Its nice to see some nigel love from the pals. Positivity.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 23, 2021, 11:18:39 AM
two dudes that most definitely wear cologne when they skate
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on October 23, 2021, 11:20:43 AM
That was a good match.

Good energy all around, shorty-shorts smiling the whole time and genuinely stoked he got a letter on Prod.

You knew that nollie lateflip was coming, just surprised it too 3 attempts.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on October 23, 2021, 11:28:34 AM
I know nyjah gets a lot of shit around here and a lot of it is for good reason but it was rad to see him genuinely having fun and a small reminder that at the end of the day he still is a fan and loves skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on October 23, 2021, 12:14:07 PM
That was a good match.

Good energy all around, shorty-shorts smiling the whole time and genuinely stoked he got a letter on Prod.

You knew that nollie lateflip was coming, just surprised it too 3 attempts.

I was actually stoked when nyjah landed it first try…i dont think ive ever seen him do that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 23, 2021, 12:29:44 PM
Who cares/fuck this, every view gets these vultures paid

SPOILER ALERT...we already know who's going to win:
cariuma, borra, nike, "influencers"

Cool guy alert
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 23, 2021, 12:41:30 PM
I know nyjah gets a lot of shit around here and a lot of it is for good reason but it was rad to see him genuinely having fun and a small reminder that at the end of the day he still is a fan and loves skateboarding.
This. It was really enjoyable. Wholesome Nyjah vibes.


Also
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Jah vs PRod gave me goosebumps and had me grinning like a maniac the whole time. So good.

Hate BATD and Jah all you want, that was fucking gold.
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Battle at the Derric's


Can we make this canon? Even if just to throw off Derra's analytics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Clemskiba on October 23, 2021, 12:50:53 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqJZcwTY1QE&feature=share

This is what the fuck I’m talking about.  What a battle.

this one was truly great, just a high level game of skate with great energy in the building
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nicotinewheel on October 23, 2021, 01:19:50 PM
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Who cares/fuck this, every view gets these vultures paid

SPOILER ALERT...we already know who's going to win:
cariuma, borra, nike, "influencers"
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Cool guy alert
yeah bro probably
have fun!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on October 23, 2021, 01:28:05 PM
Will that be the best battle of BATB12?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on October 23, 2021, 01:44:47 PM
switch inward heel should have been a redo imo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hyliannightmare on October 23, 2021, 01:48:45 PM
switch inward heel should have been a redo imo

Thought so too
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on October 23, 2021, 03:02:54 PM
call that the finals and scrap this bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Elaine Benes on October 23, 2021, 03:55:43 PM
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Massivebellend on October 23, 2021, 04:05:22 PM
Some real crazy foot positioning from both guys in this one. What a game!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Massivebellend on October 23, 2021, 04:07:21 PM
Some real crazy foot positioning from both guys in this one. What a game!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: munchbox on October 23, 2021, 04:22:20 PM
loose trucks save lives
tight trucks save letters?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Colin Robinson on October 23, 2021, 04:23:55 PM
call that the finals and scrap this bullshit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on October 23, 2021, 04:26:58 PM
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I was legitimately hyped that Nyjah held onto that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on October 23, 2021, 04:34:10 PM
call that the finals and scrap this bullshit.


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 23, 2021, 05:20:26 PM
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I was legitimately hyped that Nyjah held onto that.

Looks like he's gonna walk himself right out of the park!

Tap tap taptaptap!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on October 23, 2021, 06:25:10 PM
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I was legitimately hyped that Nyjah held onto that.
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Looks like he's gonna walk himself right out of the park!

Tap tap taptaptap!

craziest shit is he did that first try, Paul tried it a few times before he caught one. That was the best game I've seen since the Luan and Joslin's final a few years back.

call that the finals and scrap this bullshit.

Honestly look at the brackets; the only real competition Paul has is Luan, Joslin, or DJ but the soonest he'll face any of them is in the final. Shane could be tough too but I think Paul's still got him. Paul's flatground is looking better than ever right now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on October 23, 2021, 06:51:50 PM
i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 23, 2021, 07:25:49 PM
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call that the finals and scrap this bullshit.
[close]
The berries really should just drop the mic right now and quit the rest of Batb while they still have some dignity
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mongey on October 23, 2021, 07:51:51 PM
Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawr1922 on October 23, 2021, 08:23:22 PM
Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
  Gotta give it to PRod. He's 10 years older & won
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 23, 2021, 08:49:27 PM
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Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
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  Gotta give it to PRod. He's 10 years older & won

Gotta give it to Manny. He...uh...well...he's missing a tooth.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 23, 2021, 10:35:28 PM
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Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
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  Gotta give it to PRod. He's 10 years older & won
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Gotta give it to Manny. He...uh...well...he's missing a tooth.
gotta give it to boo. somehow keeps a smile in straye footwear
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on October 23, 2021, 10:59:55 PM
Not a huge fan of either tbh, but that was a hell of an entertaining march.

Man, Nigel's foot positioning is ugly though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on October 24, 2021, 12:58:36 AM
Yooooo o-o....

Nyjah might not be theost Stylish Skater in da Worl... like Puig or Tonnenson....

But that California Boy really have P-Rod a run 4 his 4star money....

Nyjah is AMAZING!!!!!!

RESPECT on Nyjah's Name....
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on October 24, 2021, 01:39:04 AM
Not a huge fan of either tbh, but that was a hell of an entertaining march.

Man, Nigel's foot positioning is ugly though.

iirc he explains somewhere that it has to do with learning fliptricks as a short kid on kinda large boards
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on October 24, 2021, 02:00:00 AM
Great game. I find it very heart warming that most the influencers have dropped out of this game. I’m honestly shocked that Aaron Kyro isn’t going there as I imagined him practicing day and night for this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: listentoaheartbeat on October 24, 2021, 03:45:11 AM
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Not a huge fan of either tbh, but that was a hell of an entertaining march.

Man, Nigel's foot positioning is ugly though.
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iirc he explains somewhere that it has to do with learning fliptricks as a short kid on kinda large boards

Maybe that’s how it started, though he explains it as a consistency thing on the 9 Club. Aesthetics aside, it really only works with tight trucks and smooth spots.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 24, 2021, 03:53:46 AM
two dudes that most definitely wear cologne when they skate

You say that like it’s a bad thing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on October 24, 2021, 04:54:35 AM
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two dudes that most definitely wear cologne when they skate
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You say that like it’s a bad thing.

Because his mom just buys him this
(https://www.axe.com/content/dam/unilever/axe/global/featured/axe_prince_sbfr_deo_70a_fop-1959436-png.png.ulenscale.985x985.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 24, 2021, 05:26:57 AM
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two dudes that most definitely wear cologne when they skate
[close]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.
[close]

Because his mom just buys him this
(https://www.axe.com/content/dam/unilever/axe/global/featured/axe_prince_sbfr_deo_70a_fop-1959436-png.png.ulenscale.985x985.png)

If that’s anyones idea of cologne I don’t want to meet them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on October 24, 2021, 06:10:42 AM
the rod definetly should have his own signature cologne

nigel seems like more of a right gaurd/axe body spray kind of guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 24, 2021, 06:47:56 AM
I bet Jagger takes a bath in whatever he uses like a kid before a dance in 7th grade.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on October 24, 2021, 07:07:39 AM
I bet Jagger takes a bath in whatever he uses like a kid before a dance in 7th grade.

probably some 3 in 1 shower gel product which is labeled as just for men
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on October 24, 2021, 07:20:06 AM
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I bet Jagger takes a bath in whatever he uses like a kid before a dance in 7th grade.
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probably some 3 in 1 shower gel product which is labeled as just for men

feel like he’s earnestly hit a couple double pits to chesty in his day
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on October 24, 2021, 07:46:15 AM
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two dudes that most definitely wear cologne when they skate
[close]

You say that like it’s a bad thing.
[close]

Because his mom just buys him this
(https://www.axe.com/content/dam/unilever/axe/global/featured/axe_prince_sbfr_deo_70a_fop-1959436-png.png.ulenscale.985x985.png)
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If that’s anyones idea of cologne I don’t want to meet them.
yeah i don’t either or anyone that tries to use my joke against me and whiffs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on October 24, 2021, 10:19:18 AM
That was a great game, PRod is crazy good.

A few years ago, I witnessed the homie on cocaine, he acted exactly as the crowd when we played skate. ^^
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on October 24, 2021, 10:36:14 AM
fucking hell, that was some wizard shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 24, 2021, 10:40:43 AM
Great game. I find it very heart warming that most the influencers have dropped out of this game. I’m honestly shocked that Aaron Kyro isn’t going there as I imagined him practicing day and night for this.

Simple risk vs. Reward. He doesnt want the negative press of being skunked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lampshade on October 24, 2021, 10:41:51 AM
the rod definetly should have his own signature cologne

nigel seems like more of a right gaurd/axe body spray kind of guy

My rod has it's own signature cologne.  It's called, "Shwetty ballz stank."  It sells great at Macy's.   
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on October 24, 2021, 04:47:57 PM
i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.

Crob is going to get smoked.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on October 24, 2021, 08:03:17 PM
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Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
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  Gotta give it to PRod. He's 10 years older & won
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Gotta give it to Manny. He...uh...well...he's missing a tooth.
[close]
gotta give it to boo. somehow keeps a smile in straye footwear
Boo got a hat on
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: left knee cap on October 24, 2021, 11:11:16 PM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
[close]

Crob is going to get smoked.

highlight reel for both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHxuoehY1Bw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvoZ867xMw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqT9PoePNDU
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mongey on October 25, 2021, 12:41:31 AM
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Gotta give it to nyjah. Didn’t expect him to give him such a run on flat ground.
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  Gotta give it to PRod. He's 10 years older & won

Totally. He is also infinitely better on flat ground. In my eyes anyway.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: finknoos on October 25, 2021, 04:53:47 AM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
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Crob is going to get smoked.
[close]

highlight reel for both

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHxuoehY1Bw


Whether you like the 9club or not, Crob is pretty entertaining. Love how he almost gave MikeMo a letter with that 1 foot revert.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on October 25, 2021, 05:24:09 AM
yes kelly is gonna destroy crob. but i anticipate it being a really fun game where they are giving each other shit the whole time
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on October 25, 2021, 06:39:30 AM
I have a feeling Chris and Kelly's game is gonna turn into some kind of skit or something. Or Chris will do a slappy.







Just watched the new game and Nyjah seems like an AI who was programmed to have fun by somebody who doesn't have fun very often.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on October 25, 2021, 06:41:58 AM
Crob looks really anorexic in that game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on October 25, 2021, 07:38:00 AM
these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on October 25, 2021, 03:38:45 PM
The berrics content we really wanted

https://youtu.be/1sONJL-J6yE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on October 25, 2021, 04:37:47 PM
I have a feeling Chris and Kelly's game is gonna turn into some kind of skit or something

Probably a return of the Legion of Doom skit
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Post by: butterballs for jerry on October 25, 2021, 05:57:57 PM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
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Crob is going to get smoked.
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highlight reel for both


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvoZ867xMw


fuck, I miss when pro's had their signature bag of tricks that they would have in video parts, and it was so cool to see them try other tricks in games of skate. it just seems like every pro knows how to do everything these days
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on October 25, 2021, 09:30:49 PM
these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick

Wouldn’t be surprised. First Try Fridays were all staged IIRC
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FakieDisaster on October 25, 2021, 09:44:20 PM
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these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick
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Wouldn’t be surprised. First Try Fridays were all staged IIRC

it's alll for the viewwwwssss
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on October 25, 2021, 09:54:37 PM
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these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick
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Wouldn’t be surprised. First Try Fridays were all staged IIRC

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on October 25, 2021, 10:07:21 PM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
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i dunno, i feel like they both have most of each other’s tricks besides hardflip. crob hung in pretty well against mike mo. kely doesn’t ever seem to do very many heel flip variations though which crob has in the bag so, could go either way. hopefully crob wins so he can feel right about having a pro board for 10 more years.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 26, 2021, 05:49:06 AM
The game against mikemo was staged
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on October 26, 2021, 05:51:20 AM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
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i dunno, i feel like they both have most of each other’s tricks besides hardflip. crob hung in pretty well against mike mo. kely doesn’t ever seem to do very many heel flip variations though which crob has in the bag so, could go either way. hopefully crob wins so he can feel right about having a pro board for 10 more years.
Not saying you are right or wrong, but have you seen any footage of them in the recent years? All I've seen is either slappies or jump rope, so I feel as though their former trick bags might be slightly deflated by now...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 26, 2021, 05:51:33 AM
I bet that Legion of Doom he had that one year wasn’t even a real Legion of Doom.  Staged af.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on October 26, 2021, 07:18:03 AM
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i’m actually excited to see crob play kelly haha. why the fuck is ribsman in this shit or any of these “influencers” or whatever. gotta wait a month each time for a real game.
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Crob is going to get smoked.
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highlight reel for both


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edvoZ867xMw

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fuck, I miss when pro's had their signature bag of tricks that they would have in video parts, and it was so cool to see them try other tricks in games of skate. it just seems like every pro knows how to do everything these days

I know it's been said a million times, but god damn was the old berrics better. Most games are like 5 plus minutes now even for a quick game. This shit had no filler and was a good game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on October 26, 2021, 07:32:09 AM
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these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick
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Wouldn’t be surprised. First Try Fridays were all staged IIRC
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Would not be surprised at all if it was staged. But some people didnt land it first try so was the berrics doing those guys dirty by not staging it?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on October 26, 2021, 07:33:23 AM
I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: vhsfisheye on October 26, 2021, 08:30:38 AM
I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.

Im pretty sure Ryan townley said something about this in his pals questions? Said he drove around the block like 3 times
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on October 26, 2021, 08:47:22 AM
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I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.
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Im pretty sure Ryan townley said something about this in his pals questions? Said he drove around the block like 3 times

That's probably what I'm thinking of, haha
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on October 26, 2021, 08:48:09 AM
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these games seem rigged / edited in such a way to make them seem closer than they really were etc.  like they gave people more tries to get shit on defense i bet to make a better vid , almost every game i have seen reaks of this especially that sean vs sean rematch suddenly the trick level was way better the 2nd game lol almost as if they had more than 1 try per trick
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Wouldn’t be surprised. First Try Fridays were all staged IIRC
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Would not be surprised at all if it was staged. But some people didnt land it first try so was the berrics doing those guys dirty by not staging it?

Vincent Milou said in a french podcast that his battle against Aurélien in "battle of the French" was kinda rigged, like they refilmed makes, had a few tries to make a trick etc. so they definitely pull off that kind of stuff sometimes, i think a big tell of it is if there's public or not. if there's no public (battle of the french, crob vs mike mo in batb11, sean vs shaun rematch) then they def staged/refilmed some stuff.
If there's a crowd i'm not so sure, seems kind of risky, even if they have ppl sign stuff it's a small world so i'd think they do things straight.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 26, 2021, 09:27:46 AM
Think about this: the dude that owns half doesn’t skate, the other half is owned by hypebeast. They don’t skate either. The main filmer chase doesn’t skate. They push shoes on kids from a company not rooted in skateboarding. The entire thing is fake.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Heywood Jeblowme on October 26, 2021, 10:00:09 AM
Think about this: the dude that owns half doesn’t skate, the other half is owned by hypebeast. They don’t skate either. The main filmer chase doesn’t skate. They push shoes on kids from a company not rooted in skateboarding. The entire thing is fake.

The only thing that is real is that are making real money off moving skateboarding into a shitty prefab park. Borra is unironically a comic book villain. Pushing Scientology on children is vaudeville as fuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Swithflip on October 26, 2021, 01:32:23 PM
700 k views in 3 days...Borra not mad.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 26, 2021, 05:36:12 PM
I-want-to-believe.jpg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on October 28, 2021, 08:53:10 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IYPG9kBzw0
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 28, 2021, 09:29:09 AM
Keepin it core with a sick Netflix tie-in
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 28, 2021, 09:38:22 AM
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I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.
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Im pretty sure Ryan townley said something about this in his pals questions? Said he drove around the block like 3 times
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That's probably what I'm thinking of, haha

For proof that First Try Fridays were staged (for the most part, but some dudes really are that good), see Greco's video. At 2:55 you can see Koston sneakily hide the evidence that they've already done multiple takes  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfiHzfzuts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 28, 2021, 09:43:41 AM
Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ungzilla on October 28, 2021, 11:12:18 AM
which one do they kill at the end
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BugleBites on October 28, 2021, 11:21:13 AM
I'd say for sure lots of the first try Friday's were staged. I know for a fact that some of those Run N Gun lines got extra days to complete.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: el chino on October 28, 2021, 04:18:37 PM
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I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.
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Im pretty sure Ryan townley said something about this in his pals questions? Said he drove around the block like 3 times
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That's probably what I'm thinking of, haha
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For proof that First Try Fridays were staged (for the most part, but some dudes really are that good), see Greco's video. At 2:55 you can see Koston sneakily hide the evidence that they've already done multiple takes  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfiHzfzuts
what evidence? I didnt notice anything
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DM on October 28, 2021, 04:29:07 PM
Looked like a skate tool on the wall.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Nanda Zinger on October 28, 2021, 05:03:18 PM
Looked like a skate tool on the wall.
Good eye, i couldve watched that timestamp another 10 times and likely wouldnt have noticed that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 29, 2021, 06:02:47 AM
Watching that knowing it's staged it's actually so obvious

"Caveman blunt? Wow, really? I did not expect you to say that! Ok, whatever you say!"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on October 29, 2021, 06:28:39 AM
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I forget who said it (Maybe Grant Yansura) but many of them were definitely staged. I think I remember hearing them having to film Mike V drive around the block like 5 times to get his sequence right.
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Im pretty sure Ryan townley said something about this in his pals questions? Said he drove around the block like 3 times
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That's probably what I'm thinking of, haha
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For proof that First Try Fridays were staged (for the most part, but some dudes really are that good), see Greco's video. At 2:55 you can see Koston sneakily hide the evidence that they've already done multiple takes  ;D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zfiHzfzuts
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what evidence? I didnt notice anything

Keys on the ledge. Koston looks at the camera and turns his back to it awkwardly to hide it. Then when Jimothy is walking up the stairs you hear keys making noise and then they are gone off the ledge.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on October 29, 2021, 06:44:28 AM
wackness confirmed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on October 29, 2021, 07:06:35 AM
wackness confirmed.

Cold blooded, total reptile move
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 29, 2021, 08:56:53 AM
Berries is fake AF: CONFIRMED!
All these allegations of retakes & scripted results only lend further credence to the prophetic prediction made by some sage of a PAL when they said that Borra is trying to turn skateboard into professional wrestling.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on October 29, 2021, 09:43:27 AM
Didn't Berra blackball Alex Mizurov out of industry when he exposed that they refilmed some of the Morgan Smiths tricks while he was on the airport or some shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: EdLawndale on October 29, 2021, 11:10:20 AM
Imagine being a professional skateboarder and feeling compelled to fake a video where another professional skateboarder pulls a trick first try. There's literally nothing on the line except views.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nopopguy on October 29, 2021, 11:52:13 AM
Didn't Berra blackball Alex Mizurov out of industry when he exposed that they refilmed some of the Morgan Smiths tricks while he was on the airport or some shit
can you tell me about it or where can I find info? pretty curious  ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on October 29, 2021, 12:22:27 PM
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can you tell me about it or where can I find info? pretty curious  ;D
it was in one of his interviews with monster magazine (german mag)
borra wasn’t happy with that, banned him from the berrics and told him to never come back to the states again.
The fakie bigspin inward heel was refilmed
https://youtu.be/U9HHPdoTVjw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on October 29, 2021, 01:00:23 PM
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Didn't Berra blackball Alex Mizurov out of industry when he exposed that they refilmed some of the Morgan Smiths tricks while he was on the airport or some shit
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can you tell me about it or where can I find info? pretty curious  ;D
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it was in one of his interviews with monster magazine (german mag)
borra wasn’t happy with that, banned him from the berrics and told him to never come back to the states again.
The fakie bigspin inward heel was refilmed
https://youtu.be/U9HHPdoTVjw

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=82927.30
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on October 30, 2021, 09:10:42 AM
Apparently we’re just getting the squid game bullshit this weekend. I wonder if that griffin vs Geiger match will ever happen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 30, 2021, 10:51:21 AM
He also banned Terpening but I can't remember the exact reason for it. Borra is hyper sensitive to any criticism so even if a friend of a friend of your sister mentions that it was, like, too cold in the berries one day he'll ban you.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on October 30, 2021, 12:36:36 PM
I wish hypebeast would ban Berra from the Berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: theoriginalgoon on October 30, 2021, 12:52:34 PM
Wish the cornball would just be banned from the skate industry in general
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on October 30, 2021, 05:36:25 PM
Wish the cornball would just be banned from the skate industry in general
In due time, friends. In due time.
He’s working on doing just that on his own.
Be patient.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDraught on November 01, 2021, 01:39:09 PM
Holy fuck, this thread is 75 pages deep and it's still Round 1?!??

When is the final, in 2030?

Glad P Rod won, he is still so unbelievable fucking good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on November 01, 2021, 08:54:38 PM
Chase is on his Instagram reminding people he skated 3 years ago. Sorry dude, if you have to remind people that you skated doesn’t mean you skate. You are at contests filming in Tom’s slippers and care more about football than skateboarding. The berries is fake
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on November 01, 2021, 09:29:12 PM
Holy fuck, this thread is 75 pages deep and it's still Round 1?!??

This made me laugh way more than I anticipated. Really puts it into perspective doesn’t it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on November 02, 2021, 04:03:30 AM
Berries is fake AF: CONFIRMED!

Dude, I remember being legitimately scared as early as years back when I first started witnessing some people taking that Donovan Strain / Koston rematch that ends on 'the lights going out' seriously. You had people in their twenties defending how 'legit' that game really had to be since it was Battle at the Berrics (a.k.a. supposedly prestigious and serious) all over the Internet I remember, when things as simple as the brutal black screen or random background stuff should have been an instant giveaway, let alone the general piss take tone. The fake aspect there was actually explicit all along and yet had its deniers with the kind of impassioned, blind wrath one would expect from literal cult followers, funnily enough. When one would rather believe in a myth despite its obvious debunking in front of their very eyes to the point of persisting defending it with such vigor, and believe in the word of merchants over facts because they've themselves spent years mentally developing those weird self-identification patterns is one aspect of this society that is so crazy to me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on November 02, 2021, 04:13:06 AM
Holy fuck, this thread is 75 pages deep and it's still Round 1?!??

When is the final, in 2030?

Glad P Rod won, he is still so unbelievable fucking good.

Double agree. Think I'm gaining more respect for him as we both age.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BinkyConklinFan on November 02, 2021, 05:54:51 AM
Am I missing something or do they not keep a current bracket on the site?

Do they only post videos and blog posts about it?
Infuriating!

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on November 02, 2021, 09:44:42 AM
Am I missing something or do they not keep a current bracket on the site?

Do they only post videos and blog posts about it?
Infuriating!
They prolly decided not to keep one posted due to competitors dropping out with such frequency; they’d have to pay their web dood (presumably the same one responsible for the Mama Skate pants price “typo”) to update that thing once every week.
As it is, they’ve only got to do so once every TWO weeks… You know, when there’s an actual game of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on November 02, 2021, 01:02:28 PM
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Am I missing something or do they not keep a current bracket on the site?

Do they only post videos and blog posts about it?
Infuriating!
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They prolly decided not to keep one posted due to competitors dropping out with such frequency; they’d have to pay their web dood (presumably the same one responsible for the Mama Skate pants price “typo”) to update that thing once every week.
As it is, they’ve only got to do so once every TWO weeks… You know, when there’s an actual game of skate.

Lets be real, they don’t pay their staff.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on November 02, 2021, 01:45:41 PM
Guys they pay them in love and respec
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on November 02, 2021, 02:50:08 PM
Guys they pay them in love and respec
…As well as the new CoS crypto, Xenucoin.
Also, they are allowed to participate in a work-for-thetans program as part of their unpaid internships.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sifter on November 02, 2021, 02:57:59 PM
Almost Round 2

It's raining today and I'm whacked so I might binge batb12  :-\  Only seen 2 or 3 games tbh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mushroom slice on November 02, 2021, 03:04:34 PM

Berries boos

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on November 02, 2021, 03:10:18 PM
What the fuck is mids
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on November 02, 2021, 03:23:39 PM
After this shit show started I began rewatching Batb1-2-3-4-5 and those seasons?? if you wanna call them that, are seriously where the truly golden matchups were. Arto vs Chico. Rodrigo TX vs Pete Ramondetta. CK1 vs Ronnie Creager. CK1 vs Torey Pudwill where Tpuds got relentlessly fucked. MJ vs Johnny Layton. Rick Howard vs Heath. Benny Fairfax vs. Paul Shier. None of the games since then have really hyped me up as much as seeing those names on the bracket when I was in high school in the back of computer animation class typing "https" to get past the firewall to watch the games in the shittiest quality imaginable. BATB has been a circus freak show shilling for views for years now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mushroom slice on November 02, 2021, 03:24:07 PM
What the fuck is mids
You are sick mark
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: figureitout on November 02, 2021, 07:58:32 PM
Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on November 02, 2021, 08:39:16 PM
Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
It would be funnier if they got taken to court over all the shit they were doing with minions a few years back
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Post by: rocklobster on November 02, 2021, 10:01:47 PM
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It would be funnier if they got taken to court over all the shit they were doing with minions a few years back

That was a paid partnership, but they should still be sued for top tier cringe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on November 02, 2021, 10:20:48 PM
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Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
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It would be funnier if they got taken to court over all the shit they were doing with minions a few years back
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That was a paid partnership, but they should still be sued for top tier cringe.
Fair, cringe is a far more egregious crime than copyright infringement
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on November 03, 2021, 07:50:17 AM
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Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
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It would be funnier if they got taken to court over all the shit they were doing with minions a few years back
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That was a paid partnership, but they should still be sued for top tier cringe.

Fucked up part of it all the creator didnt even make nearly as much money as netflix did…the next season gonna be horrible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on November 03, 2021, 09:44:03 AM
Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
I think it falls under "fair use" like parodies do. One could always dream though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on November 03, 2021, 10:23:13 PM
Yeah it's taking so long that I think I'm just gonna have tune it out.
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Post by: dannyprovolone on November 04, 2021, 04:16:53 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwhvm0cz1Lg
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Post by: threequartercab on November 04, 2021, 05:49:40 AM
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Think they got permission to do the squid game shit? Netflix; sue this place out of existence already.
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It would be funnier if they got taken to court over all the shit they were doing with minions a few years back
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That was a paid partnership, but they should still be sued for top tier cringe.
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Fair, cringe is a far more egregious crime than copyright infringement

At this point the berrics should just copywrite their cringe-formula
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on November 04, 2021, 06:08:09 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwhvm0cz1Lg

So all this time “B” stood for Berrics. Who knew?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on November 05, 2021, 06:56:57 PM
New deathblow vid, looks like another 4 min game but I'd love to be wrong.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on November 05, 2021, 11:41:54 PM
I wonder if ”MEME” guy will be there fully reformed and waving a signed Jagger Eaton Cariuma poster
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: doyle on November 06, 2021, 08:18:32 AM
https://youtu.be/SmQFLQcraG0

I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 06, 2021, 08:22:40 AM
https://youtu.be/SmQFLQcraG0

I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.
That fucking little foot moment/repositioning he does just before he pops every trick was almost physically painful to watch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on November 06, 2021, 08:30:06 AM
https://youtu.be/SmQFLQcraG0

I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.

How tight are that fuckers trucks lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: theoriginalgoon on November 06, 2021, 08:37:17 AM
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pops on November 06, 2021, 08:42:02 AM
Jagger is like a saltstick on a skateboard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on November 06, 2021, 08:43:58 AM
he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on November 06, 2021, 08:54:57 AM
he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.

same
those arms

so glad dashawn casually destroyed him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on November 06, 2021, 09:19:41 AM
Dashawn looks like he wasn't even trying, and of course Jagger makes everything look incredibly hard in comparison. Think Dashawn enjoyed this especially since Jagger bumped him out of the Olympics.

Jaggers frontside bigspin def should have warranted a re-do too. FAX!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: offkilter on November 06, 2021, 09:38:46 AM
His Cariumbas? WACK
The pre-trick wiggle? WACK
The way he has to pull his pants up before every other try so he can see his shoes better? WACK
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on November 06, 2021, 10:17:00 AM
i watched this and rushed over here just to see what y’all have said. it’s an L for dashawn to have to skate with jagger and it’s an L for polar for jagger wearing those pants. but it’s a W for us because we don’t have to see him in this anymore
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 06, 2021, 10:29:58 AM
Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on November 06, 2021, 10:41:11 AM
Comments on point

(https://i.ibb.co/7QH1Cxw/F6-A14-F7-D-F8-DA-4-E41-A492-B98-FEFAE6539.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7QH1Cxw)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: baggy spandex on November 06, 2021, 10:58:14 AM
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he like does a little wiggle with his whole body before he pops. I've never been annoyed more by something so pointless.
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same
those arms

so glad dashawn casually destroyed him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 06, 2021, 11:31:24 AM
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"



Jaggers frontside bigspin def should have warranted a re-do too. FAX!
Of course the only person that Borra has ever been even the tiniest bit lenient with as a ref is with his Cariuma poster child.

Plus Steve probably still feels bad for Jager about Tampa Pro.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: D10S on November 06, 2021, 11:34:27 AM
jagger progressively morphing into kid rock
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 06, 2021, 12:07:28 PM
The worst case of safety arms that anybody has been diagnosed with.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on November 06, 2021, 12:09:19 PM
Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.


Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on November 06, 2021, 12:29:00 PM
..can't watch... those arms, man. FFS...and that crooked up hand position? Maybe he's got some mild MD?

I really like Dashawn's flat style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on November 06, 2021, 12:32:26 PM
I haven't taken much notice of JE. What a truly disgusting style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on November 06, 2021, 12:34:17 PM
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Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.
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Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today

Berra looks like he woke up on a couch surrounded by greasy pizza boxes and beer cans.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: splog on November 06, 2021, 12:39:33 PM
i think jagger has some of the worst style ive ever EVER seen. disgusting little pant pull every time he winds up for a trick, legs and arms wiggle before, zero pop, arms extend into the air at bizarre angles with fingers out like a kid with palsy, tricks barely come around before he shakily catches them, etc. I watched in slo-mo his kickflip and sw fs shove because its so fascinating how bad his style is. I think jacker eaton is indisputably the pro with the worst style out right now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sizzle_chest on November 06, 2021, 12:46:17 PM
i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"

(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2021/A0Jq-3.gif) (https://www.slapmagazine.com/gif/batb-12-jagger-eaton-vs-dashawn-jordan-round-1-A0Jq-3)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on November 06, 2021, 12:46:59 PM
Shit, I have never noticed the pants pull (I can't stand that shit, get a better fit so you don't have to spend cycles on that); now I can't unsee that now...such an abhorrent way of skating...and that arm fling he does too.

Also, how to look worse wearing Cariuma shoes? Wear no show sock with short pants.

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i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2021/A0Jq-3.gif) (https://www.slapmagazine.com/gif/batb-12-jagger-eaton-vs-dashawn-jordan-round-1-A0Jq-3)

Gross. While it wasn't wrapped, I can see how from Uncle Berra's POV/that side of the trick, it might have looked proper.

They way he skates...he looks like he hasn't skated in years and is just stepping on the board (not counting the makes of course).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 06, 2021, 12:48:51 PM
Dashawn is so good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 06, 2021, 01:39:50 PM
Dashawn is so good

Dashawn's flat ground is knock out gorgeous. Powerful but his movement is reserved in a graceful way.
Going to watch this  part again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9iDVQCeyBY
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on November 06, 2021, 02:02:13 PM
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Borra needs to shake his peepee off a little better if he's going to wear light gray sweatpants.

That's my takeaway.
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Berra looking like a straight up bum out there today
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Berra looks like he woke up on a couch surrounded by greasy pizza boxes and beer cans.
Borra now lives like a fake homeless person at his fake street spots
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on November 06, 2021, 03:32:45 PM
Not gonna lie, I thought it wrapped as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sometimeperhaps on November 06, 2021, 06:43:33 PM
Do you think Berra pre screened every audience member TSA style to ensure no posters were smuggled in?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on November 06, 2021, 07:36:22 PM
Do you think Berra pre screened every audience member TSA style to ensure no posters were smuggled in?
They check your pockets and thetan levels at the door
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ray C. Usery on November 06, 2021, 08:20:31 PM
My picks for the final is Dashawn and Prod. Prod already beat him in a game of skate I think this year during one of those Covid contest they were having. It was like 3 person teams or something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawr1922 on November 06, 2021, 08:25:20 PM
I haven't taken much notice of JE. What a truly disgusting style.
Hurts the eyes watching. What is up with that weird twitchy awkward wind up action with his arms before every trick?! Rather watch Sean Davis powersliding all over the place   
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: InternetDaddy on November 06, 2021, 09:08:35 PM
Shit, I have never noticed the pants pull (I can't stand that shit, get a better fit so you don't have to spend cycles on that); now I can't unsee that now...such an abhorrent way of skating...and that arm fling he does too.

Also, how to look worse wearing Cariuma shoes? Wear no show sock with short pants.

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i like it when berra says the impossibles have to wrap, jagger does an "impossible" doesn't wrap, and berra is like "yea, its good!"
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(https://i.makeagif.com/media/11-06-2021/A0Jq-3.gif) (https://www.slapmagazine.com/gif/batb-12-jagger-eaton-vs-dashawn-jordan-round-1-A0Jq-3)
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Gross. While it wasn't wrapped, I can see how from Uncle Berra's POV/that side of the trick, it might have looked proper.

They way he skates...he looks like he hasn't skated in years and is just stepping on the board (not counting the makes of course).
I had that same thought, he skates flat like someone who used to be really good and still kinda remembers what to do but it's been years. Down to being shocked on the bigspin and going "was that it??" The pants hiking before every trick drove me nuts, if you have to adjust that much then you're wearing the wrong pants.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on November 06, 2021, 11:04:24 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/Zq90ZFD9/ezgif-com-gif-maker.gif)

back. foot. catch. giving me the vapors
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pops on November 06, 2021, 11:18:52 PM
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Dashawn is so good
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Dashawn's flat ground is knock out gorgeous. Powerful but his movement is reserved in a graceful way.
Going to watch this  part again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9iDVQCeyBY

Sorry for going off topic but... This part, while it is gnarly, I find it distressing and I dislike it. Not meaning to hate on Dashawn or anything, but he is not the type skater I could ever see on Toy Machine. Also, that song flashbacks Trapasso's Stj part way too much and does not go well with Dashawn's skating. But that aside, Dashawn's flat ground game is on point. I hope he goes far in this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: zozu on November 07, 2021, 12:41:35 AM
could see Dashawn win it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on November 07, 2021, 03:44:02 AM
I found that kinda hard to watch, that guy skates like if you ordered Luan's arm steez off Wish.com
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on November 07, 2021, 05:13:18 AM
My picks for the final is Dashawn and Prod.

Yeah, that's my pick too. But I hope we're wrong and we get to see Ronnie Creager win the whole damn thing. But at this pace, all of the contestants will be in retirement homes by the time of the final.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mouth on November 07, 2021, 05:17:30 AM
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Dashawn is so good
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Dashawn's flat ground is knock out gorgeous. Powerful but his movement is reserved in a graceful way.
Going to watch this  part again:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9iDVQCeyBY
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Sorry for going off topic but... This part, while it is gnarly, I find it distressing and I dislike it. Not meaning to hate on Dashawn or anything, but he is not the type skater I could ever see on Toy Machine. Also, that song flashbacks Trapasso's Stj part way too much and does not go well with Dashawn's skating. But that aside, Dashawn's flat ground game is on point. I hope he goes far in this.

That part is distressingly good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HisNameIsntWarren on November 07, 2021, 08:03:09 AM
I like Dashawn’s skating as much as the next guy (also not a fan of him on Toy tho) but y’all are tripping if u think he’s even near the same weight class as some of the flat ground GOATS like Cole, Luan, Shane, Prod or Joslin.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on November 07, 2021, 09:09:42 AM
I like Dashawn’s skating as much as the next guy (also not a fan of him on Toy tho) but y’all are tripping if u think he’s even near the same weight class as some of the flat ground GOATS like Cole, Luan, Shane, Prod or Joslin.
I wouldn't count on Cole in this BATB. You saw his game against Billy Marks. It was basically a battle for the loss. Billy "won" that one and got to go home. Cole will deliberately lose his next match so he too can escape this shitshow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on November 07, 2021, 11:57:49 AM
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I like Dashawn’s skating as much as the next guy (also not a fan of him on Toy tho) but y’all are tripping if u think he’s even near the same weight class as some of the flat ground GOATS like Cole, Luan, Shane, Prod or Joslin.
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I wouldn't count on Cole in this BATB. You saw his game against Billy Marks. It was basically a battle for the loss. Billy "won" that one and got to go home. Cole will deliberately lose his next match so he too can escape this shitshow.
Would be kinda funny if he got a spontaneous call about some emergent domestic situation in the middle of his game also, as well, too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on November 07, 2021, 01:53:27 PM
https://youtu.be/orxpu2_JXoU

I don’t know if anybody posted this but I already had a feeling that someone was going to call out Jagger’s “impossible.”

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HowMakeBoardFlip on November 07, 2021, 04:06:33 PM
Not about to go back and check, but is that 100% of cariuma-affiliated guys wearing the exact same giant-white-logo on black t-shirt so far? I get skaters being required to rep the brand and all that, but do they not make any other t-shirt variations?

Also just realized that I rarely see a RedBull/Monster t-shirt, it's always a hat or beanie. Do these companies have an agreement for exclusive rights to t-shirt real estate vs headwear? Any industry insiders pls shed some light...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jagr on November 07, 2021, 05:42:52 PM
Wow, Jagger is absolutely disgusting to watch skate flat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on November 07, 2021, 06:25:52 PM
https://youtu.be/orxpu2_JXoU

I don’t know if anybody posted this but I already had a feeling that someone was going to call out Jagger’s “impossible.”

What the fuck is this shit?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HowMakeBoardFlip on November 07, 2021, 11:49:25 PM
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https://youtu.be/orxpu2_JXoU

I don’t know if anybody posted this but I already had a feeling that someone was going to call out Jagger’s “impossible.”
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What the fuck is this shit?

It's what happens when you order GiftedHater content from wish.com
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 08, 2021, 02:41:02 AM
Gifted Hater is weak though. He makes more videos staning for things than hating. I’ll take robot voice guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on November 08, 2021, 02:50:00 AM
these videos about batb12 are embarassing. The Battle at the berrics content ecosystem is pure trash (exept Gifted because he knows when to move on).
Sur Jagger is not great but imagine making a video live commenting his every moves and words.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on November 08, 2021, 02:52:07 AM
Not about to go back and check, but is that 100% of cariuma-affiliated guys wearing the exact same giant-white-logo on black t-shirt so far? I get skaters being required to rep the brand and all that, but do they not make any other t-shirt variations?

Also just realized that I rarely see a RedBull/Monster t-shirt, it's always a hat or beanie. Do these companies have an agreement for exclusive rights to t-shirt real estate vs headwear? Any industry insiders pls shed some light...

IIRC TJ Rogers talks about that topic in his last Nine Club thing. Something about shirts, hats, pants, Redbull stickers/patches

Edit: around 1h20 in ep. 201
Redbull shirts do exist but they are too slim
He says he was not feeling the caps anymore at one point. They settled for not having him wear the hat 24/7 by putting a patch on his pants
not 100% sure but it seems you must wear the hat at specific events still

might be a conspiracy in some gifted hater video talking about cariumas / BATB or TAMPA and how they might share ad space...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: hotdogsweatpants on November 08, 2021, 03:47:25 AM
Not about to go back and check, but is that 100% of cariuma-affiliated guys wearing the exact same giant-white-logo on black t-shirt so far? I get skaters being required to rep the brand and all that, but do they not make any other t-shirt variations?

Also just realized that I rarely see a RedBull/Monster t-shirt, it's always a hat or beanie. Do these companies have an agreement for exclusive rights to t-shirt real estate vs headwear? Any industry insiders pls shed some light...

Monster does patches that can be attached to any clothing.  Some more respectable skaters with energy drink sponsors, such as Ishod, normally have the patch on their top or pants during contests.  For example, Ishod has the patch on the blue oxford shirt he is wearing in SLS Unsanctioned 2.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on November 08, 2021, 03:49:01 AM
these videos about batb12 are embarassing. The Battle at the berrics content ecosystem is pure trash (exept Gifted because he knows when to move on).
Sur Jagger is not great but imagine making a video live commenting his every moves and words.

 …a 12 min video about one trick.  The part when he says he stomped the shove all bolts gave me the worst cringe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 08, 2021, 05:03:34 AM
Not about to go back and check, but is that 100% of cariuma-affiliated guys wearing the exact same giant-white-logo on black t-shirt so far? I get skaters being required to rep the brand and all that, but do they not make any other t-shirt variations?

Come on dude don't be facetious, plenty of them were wearing black logos on white Ts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 08, 2021, 05:39:29 AM
these videos about batb12 are embarassing. The Battle at the berrics content ecosystem is pure trash (exept Gifted because he knows when to move on).
Sur Jagger is not great but imagine making a video live commenting his every moves and words.

If there's one thing skateboarders are really bad at it's knowing when something doesn't need to exist in the universe. I expect there to be dozens of unoriginal Gifted Hater ripoff attempts in the near future just like there's 6 million shitty meme and repost instagram accounts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on November 08, 2021, 05:41:18 AM
 Man Jagger's style is ugly as fuck. Especially when compared with Dashawn's.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mariolopez on November 08, 2021, 05:42:25 AM
wow dashaun was on point, I didnt know he was that good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on November 08, 2021, 06:06:56 AM
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these videos about batb12 are embarassing. The Battle at the berrics content ecosystem is pure trash (exept Gifted because he knows when to move on).
Sur Jagger is not great but imagine making a video live commenting his every moves and words.
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If there's one thing skateboarders are really bad at it's knowing when something doesn't need to exist in the universe. I expect there to be dozens of unoriginal Gifted Hater ripoff attempts in the near future just like there's 6 million shitty meme and repost instagram accounts

case in point

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ej5rDfxF1A
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on November 08, 2021, 06:26:59 AM
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these videos about batb12 are embarassing. The Battle at the berrics content ecosystem is pure trash (exept Gifted because he knows when to move on).
Sur Jagger is not great but imagine making a video live commenting his every moves and words.
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If there's one thing skateboarders are really bad at it's knowing when something doesn't need to exist in the universe. I expect there to be dozens of unoriginal Gifted Hater ripoff attempts in the near future just like there's 6 million shitty meme and repost instagram accounts

Nah its not just skateboarders i cant tell you how many mini documentary/ true crime you tubers i come across who all sound the same.

At least with gifted hater he uses the live twitch angle and can actually flip his board
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on November 08, 2021, 06:31:49 AM
Wasn't gifter hater in the beginning a TikTok guy?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on November 08, 2021, 07:06:07 AM
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I haven't taken much notice of JE. What a truly disgusting style.
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Hurts the eyes watching. What is up with that weird twitchy awkward wind up action with his arms before every trick?! Rather watch Sean Davis powersliding all over the place

Almost looks like there’s frames missing or something. Dudes gross.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on November 08, 2021, 08:50:23 AM
Jagger is really rough on the eyes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on November 08, 2021, 10:02:08 AM
wow dashaun was on point, I didnt know he was that good.
Have you ever seen any of his parts, he's ridiculous
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on November 13, 2021, 01:26:49 PM
At this rate BATB is going to be a two year feature with rounds two and three coming late next year.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on November 13, 2021, 01:33:42 PM
At this rate BATB is going to be a two year feature with rounds two and three coming late next year.

most likely yes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 13, 2021, 02:12:22 PM
If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on November 13, 2021, 02:43:13 PM
There's no Berrics vid this weekend because Palace and Supreme just released vids, and if Berrics also released a vid it would be the holy trinity of trendy vids. You guys are not ready for that kind of hype.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mandatory Reload on November 13, 2021, 05:05:34 PM
just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on November 13, 2021, 05:22:45 PM
If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.

They already do this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on November 13, 2021, 05:26:46 PM
If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 13, 2021, 09:11:15 PM
just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol

this definitely wasn't what
I meant by a non batb12 game with like-able pros but it still hurts
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on November 13, 2021, 10:29:00 PM
just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
Berra taking notes from Transworld ten years ago
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on November 14, 2021, 02:26:16 AM
This is the second time today that I've been reminded that Space Force is a real thing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on November 14, 2021, 03:56:30 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.

All I know is this is a sick picture of blender and makes me want to ride trackers again
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bigwheelbite on November 14, 2021, 04:12:39 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.

U know...

That military unsanctioned is too lame for words!



Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on November 14, 2021, 08:51:35 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.
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All I know is this is a sick picture of blender and makes me want to ride trackers again

Tracker was bought by Brad Dorfman and even the old style truck is now manufactured in china I believe


 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on November 14, 2021, 11:51:17 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.
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All I know is this is a sick picture of blender and makes me want to ride trackers again
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Tracker was bought by Brad Dorfman and even the old style truck is now manufactured in china I believe

the select website says that trackers are usa made fwiw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JimGeko on November 14, 2021, 02:48:55 PM
Berra on Military Industrial Complex.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on November 15, 2021, 04:45:37 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.
[close]

All I know is this is a sick picture of blender and makes me want to ride trackers again
[close]

Tracker was bought by Brad Dorfman and even the old style truck is now manufactured in china I believe
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the select website says that trackers are usa made fwiw

I don't see it. The only thing I see is that they got a wood shop
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on November 15, 2021, 05:04:07 AM
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If they're going to have to skip some weekends because the match just couldn't happen, it would be nice if they'd throw together a couple of non batb12 games of skate at the park with some likable pros instead of just posting nothing.
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You know… upon further consideration, I’m gonna just go ahead & say that I actually AM fine with them just posting nothing.
[close]

All I know is this is a sick picture of blender and makes me want to ride trackers again
[close]

Tracker was bought by Brad Dorfman and even the old style truck is now manufactured in china I believe
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the select website says that trackers are usa made fwiw
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I don't see it. The only thing I see is that they got a wood shop

https://selectskateshop.com/collections/tracker-trucks/products/copy-of-tracker-trucks-axis-139mm-8-1-truck
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on November 15, 2021, 09:53:19 AM
This is the second time today that I've been reminded that Space Force is a real thing

The netflix show was good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on November 17, 2021, 09:09:03 PM
There’s only like 4 or 5 matches left in the first round. Wonder if they’re gonna do that staged mike v vs ribsman battle this week since they’ve been promoting Mike V and his silly shoes for the past week on IG.

I’m still somewhat excited to see what Geiger vs. Griffin ends up looking like. They do a lot of wild tricks, but I don’t know how many they have on lock.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on November 17, 2021, 09:13:26 PM
There’s only like 4 or 5 matches left in the first round. Wonder if they’re gonna do that staged mike v vs ribsman battle this week since they’ve been promoting Mike V and his silly shoes for the past week on IG.


Big brain thinking right here
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ssbsminotti on November 19, 2021, 04:03:26 AM
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There’s only like 4 or 5 matches left in the first round. Wonder if they’re gonna do that staged mike v vs ribsman battle this week since they’ve been promoting Mike V and his silly shoes for the past week on IG.

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Big brain thinking right here

Maybe Mike needs a couple of weeks to break in the shoes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on November 19, 2021, 06:14:21 AM
just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol

These guys are all tagged as veterans? At what point is someone classified as a Veteran? Is it after X amount of years?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TwisT on November 19, 2021, 06:23:06 AM
is this shit suppose to go into 2022?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on November 19, 2021, 06:33:45 AM
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just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
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These guys are all tagged as veterans? At what point is someone classified as a Veteran? Is it after X amount of years?

I think if you serve for one week you are still considered a veteran. I can't even remotely hate on this event, every single one of those dudes are better at flat ground than me.

When the one dude tried the Nollie 360 and slid out all crazy and fell... I was like damn "that's me right there."
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on November 19, 2021, 06:52:03 AM
https://youtu.be/SmQFLQcraG0

I can't help but laugh at how god-awful Jagger is to watch skate flat.

finally got around to watching this. its amazing how hard he got bodied considering how many of those tricks he got on defense. there was just no chnace he was putting any letters on Dashawn. would take him legit hours to get 5 tricks dashawn cant get.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on November 19, 2021, 10:15:22 AM
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just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
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These guys are all tagged as veterans? At what point is someone classified as a Veteran? Is it after X amount of years?
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I think if you serve for one week you are still considered a veteran. I can't even remotely hate on this event, every single one of those dudes are better at flat ground than me.

When the one dude tried the Nollie 360 and slid out all crazy and fell... I was like damn "that's me right there."
I would assume that to be a war veteran you would have to serve in a war, but since it’s the US that probably still includes everyone in uniform. Are there ”domestic veterans”?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stretch on November 19, 2021, 10:30:58 AM
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just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
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These guys are all tagged as veterans? At what point is someone classified as a Veteran? Is it after X amount of years?
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I think if you serve for one week you are still considered a veteran. I can't even remotely hate on this event, every single one of those dudes are better at flat ground than me.

When the one dude tried the Nollie 360 and slid out all crazy and fell... I was like damn "that's me right there."

Fuck any form of american nationalism or patriotism
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on November 19, 2021, 10:32:33 AM
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just when you thought Berra couldn't get any cornier, he comes up with this shit lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3_D7Hj7100

perhaps it's just me but adding "military propaganda" to your shitty skateboarding media outlet feels like a new low, even for Berra lol
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These guys are all tagged as veterans? At what point is someone classified as a Veteran? Is it after X amount of years?
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I think if you serve for one week you are still considered a veteran. I can't even remotely hate on this event, every single one of those dudes are better at flat ground than me.

When the one dude tried the Nollie 360 and slid out all crazy and fell... I was like damn "that's me right there."
[close]

Fuck any form of american nationalism or patriotism

clown shit for real id fuck all these guys up hand to hand with the four fifth or on the board lets get it arf arf arooo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on November 20, 2021, 08:06:33 AM
I wonder if they'll keep blaming covid for nobody wanting to participate in this shit, or if they're gonna try to use yesterday's Not Guilty judgement as an excuse
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on November 20, 2021, 09:26:08 AM
Another week of no games, I'm liking this.

I wonder if they will quietly stop doing games and let it gradually fade like the bad fart it is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on November 20, 2021, 09:44:29 AM
Another week of no games, I'm liking this.

I wonder if they will quietly stop doing games and let it gradually fade like the bad fart it is.

Could well be the case

How long has it been since last game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on November 20, 2021, 10:08:36 AM
God this is such a steaming pile of crap, I love it!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: French manicure on November 20, 2021, 10:11:35 AM
The Berrics (and Berra) have been washed forever.  First year or two was fun, but, it's gotten progressively worse over time.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on November 20, 2021, 10:57:27 AM
They announced the brackets 5 months ago and started airing battles 4 1/2 months ago. What a shit show.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 20, 2021, 11:00:04 AM
They announced the brackets 5 months ago and started airing battles 4 1/2 months ago. What a shit show.
There have already been a handful of bracket updates, and there are still more announcements of skater changes to come. It's like a constantly evolving contest that might never end.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on November 25, 2021, 12:11:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pTuyyX8n0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pTuyyX8n0)

I thought they just stopped
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quadcuff on November 25, 2021, 02:11:42 PM
i need mikemo to win because i guarantee koston will be 10/10 annoying during this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pointandclick on November 25, 2021, 03:19:45 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pTuyyX8n0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6pTuyyX8n0)

I thought they just stopped
they should have
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on November 25, 2021, 03:27:28 PM
Fuck dude. It really sucks to hear Mike Mo talk about the full implications of his injury.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on November 25, 2021, 07:36:16 PM
Idk wanna talk about those shoes... Wasted energy.

Too bad medical science can't fix Mike Moe's foot. It hurts my soul when people are hurting.

At least his dick probably still works.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on November 25, 2021, 07:57:20 PM
i still think often about that guy that said mike mo was faking it or “didn’t have the mentality” to skate any more
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on November 25, 2021, 08:47:49 PM
I consider that freak accident one of the greatest tragedies in skateboarding. Imagine what kind of fucked up shit he could’ve pulled off in the past few years if he was still at 100%. Goddamn shame. His nine club was heartbreaking, dude doesn’t even wanna step on a board anymore cause the whole point for him was to push the possibilities further and further and it pisses him off.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on November 25, 2021, 09:38:45 PM
Mikemo’s injury is a damn shame, but at least he seems to have moved on and is happy. That’s a hell of an injury to get just fucking around.  Nerve damage like that isn’t anything nice.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on November 26, 2021, 02:15:54 PM
Damn I didn’t think these hype up videos could bum me out more than “I don’t want to be here but they’re making me do this”, but now we’ve got “I will be in physical pain from this game of skate but they’re making me do this”.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Alan on November 26, 2021, 02:58:50 PM
Fuck dude. It really sucks to hear Mike Mo talk about the full implications of his injury.

Devastating to hear, tbh.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on November 26, 2021, 03:51:51 PM
Hope he wins the whole thing then retires.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on November 27, 2021, 06:39:19 AM
Damn I didn’t think these hype up videos could bum me out more than “I don’t want to be here but they’re making me do this”, but now we’ve got “I will be in physical pain from this game of skate but they’re making me do this”.

Yeah, that video only made me feel bad for the guy. There could be a loaded gun pointed at Mike Mo behind the camera. That's the only logical explanation why he's there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on November 27, 2021, 07:01:13 AM
^he sounded like he genuinely want to be there to go one last round with Koston.

Side note: I’m predicting that this will be filmed in a completely empty Berrics with some suspect editing.
Which is ok with me, I’ll be happy to see Mike Mo skate.

 I’m just putting my prediction on the record.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 27, 2021, 08:09:34 AM
https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kinjjibo on November 27, 2021, 08:30:53 AM
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https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
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WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.

toe and heel drag are different things you dingus
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on November 27, 2021, 08:43:39 AM
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Fuck dude. It really sucks to hear Mike Mo talk about the full implications of his injury.
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Devastating to hear, tbh.

It fucking sucks especially when shit happens to the best of us.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on November 27, 2021, 09:21:57 AM
wow mike mo still really good at skating

and konston still annoying
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on November 27, 2021, 10:31:26 AM
You can tell the Mike Mo was putting in the effort for some of those tricks and I applaud him for trying his best.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 27, 2021, 10:38:45 AM
Mike Mo <3
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pointandclick on November 27, 2021, 10:44:08 AM
what a fucking turd of a game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on November 27, 2021, 10:52:34 AM
^he sounded like he genuinely want to be there to go one last round with Koston.

Side note: I’m predicting that this will be filmed in a completely empty Berrics with some suspect editing.
Which is ok with me, I’ll be happy to see Mike Mo skate.

 I’m just putting my prediction on the record.

You called it. Shit even if this one was staged, it’s good to see Mike Mo skating and he still has a pretty insane amount of flat ground tricks in the bag
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on November 27, 2021, 11:04:59 AM
Mike Mo probably hasn’t skated in how long now before this? And he could still easily probably wipe out the entire influencers bracket. Even with the injury, it shows just how good he still is at flat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on November 27, 2021, 11:29:50 AM
Koston is the ultimate cringe right now. It’s actually sad watching him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on November 27, 2021, 11:34:13 AM
Staged or not, at least it's good to see Mike Mo skating and pulling hard tricks. The half-cab late flip floored me.

The whole time I was watching, I was thinking about how it feels for Mo to skate - how his foot feels like a big boot is on it (his words). The level of talent to pull the tricks he did with that kind of issue is pretty incredible.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on November 27, 2021, 11:54:54 AM
Battle of the Caballerial kickflip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Vds on November 27, 2021, 12:05:03 PM
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https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
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WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.
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toe and heel drag are different things you dingus

I haven't been in the berrics website for years. But i couldn't miss Mo game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on November 27, 2021, 12:19:30 PM
Koston is the ultimate cringe right now. It’s actually sad watching him.

I feel like he wants to be Tiger Woods lite or something. The way he dresses and acts. Total golf wanker vibes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on November 27, 2021, 01:02:04 PM
Upsetting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on November 27, 2021, 01:03:29 PM
They might have edited out some bails but i don’t think it was “staged”. I bet mike mo can still do flatground tricks pretty consistently, yeah the mobility and feeling in his foot is fucked but it’s not like he’s in a wheelchair. Seems to walk around pretty well and even run out of bails
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: 323-BALM on November 27, 2021, 03:27:21 PM
child as human shield
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dark Knight on November 27, 2021, 04:32:34 PM
They might have edited out some bails but i don’t think it was “staged”. I bet mike mo can still do flatground tricks pretty consistently, yeah the mobility and feeling in his foot is fucked but it’s not like he’s in a wheelchair. Seems to walk around pretty well and even run out of bails

Looks like it hurts him a little to run out of simple bails.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on November 27, 2021, 07:25:40 PM
That fakie big flip Mike Mo did was steezy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on November 27, 2021, 07:59:10 PM
Man, I get why folks would be snarky but that was a great battle and worth it just to see mike mo rip again.

I’m guessing the next match will be Xmas weekend.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on November 27, 2021, 10:17:13 PM
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https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
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WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.
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toe and heel drag are different things you dingus
technically yes but it’s a potayto potawto thing YOU DINGUS!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tura on November 27, 2021, 11:39:05 PM
Koston annoys me, but that shit was pretty wholesome and entertaining. The shameless Achilles heels shots made it feel like a game of with friends. Also knowing neither of them have any stakes in making it to the next round but are just there to fuck around while being mad talented was kinda refreshing after watching the Joes and Influencer games where cats were hungry for it but didn't have ability
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on November 28, 2021, 12:12:08 AM
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https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
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WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.
But will ultimately be decided by the referee.

It's still hard to digest i guess
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Easy Slider on November 28, 2021, 03:57:18 AM
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https://youtu.be/jij3HAfx-9A
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WHY EVEN HAVE THE GOD DAMN RULES.


"OFFENSIVE TOE DRAG GETS ONE DO OVER!"



Koston's switch heel got two do overs, each for heel touch.
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But will ultimately be decided by the referee.

It's still hard to digest i guess

(https://i.gifer.com/1o4u.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 28, 2021, 07:34:38 AM
Is this still the first round of the bracket like 6 months later?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on November 28, 2021, 08:04:22 AM
Koston is insufferable
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on November 28, 2021, 08:20:15 AM
Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on November 28, 2021, 08:21:39 AM
You can tell its staged when theres no audience.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on November 28, 2021, 08:29:50 AM
Koston is insufferable

Sometimes he is, but I think it was fun this game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on November 28, 2021, 08:37:22 AM
Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?

he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on November 28, 2021, 10:27:32 AM
Ha so one game this weekend? What the fuck is going on over there? I think anyone could do a better job at facilitating some games of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on November 28, 2021, 01:52:07 PM
Fake game. No audience and one camera. No way mo landed that shit first try. There is zero legitimacy to the Berrics anymore. None of the employees skate. They fake the games. Shit is washed.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 29, 2021, 09:24:44 AM
I wonder if koston's kid is old enough to discover slap and find a bunch of people calling his dad an annoying dufus
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kenjiro on November 29, 2021, 09:28:53 AM
it’s nearly been 6 months and we are still in the first round?!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BinkyConklinFan on November 29, 2021, 09:46:56 AM
Ha so one game this weekend? What the fuck is going on over there? I think anyone could do a better job at facilitating some games of skate.

I used to think it would be easy, then I hosted a game with like 15 kids and a few older guys. People kept wandering off and getting lost, or asking to hold up so they could eat, or go to the bathroom, random shit. The honor system did not work and the older guys kept complaining. If I ever got tasked with hosting another one, my first rule would be nobody over 16 years old.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on November 29, 2021, 10:06:51 AM
it’s nearly been 6 months and we are still in the first round?!

but hey, the first round of the 'icons' bracket is HALF done!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on November 29, 2021, 10:07:48 AM
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Ha so one game this weekend? What the fuck is going on over there? I think anyone could do a better job at facilitating some games of skate.
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I used to think it would be easy, then I hosted a game with like 15 kids and a few older guys. People kept wandering off and getting lost, or asking to hold up so they could eat, or go to the bathroom, random shit. The honor system did not work and the older guys kept complaining. If I ever got tasked with hosting another one, my first rule would be nobody over 16 years old.
haha that's so true. I've done a couple of these and the kids are always so fired up and eager to get thru the bracket. Then after every trick they're eagerly checking with the ref to make sure it was good.  :D

BATB is definitely just going through the motions, and it's hard to get excited about a contest that the organizers aren't even excited about. But that P-Rod battle… wow!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDraught on November 29, 2021, 02:57:50 PM
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it’s nearly been 6 months and we are still in the first round?!
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but hey, the first round of the 'icons' bracket is HALF done!

And don't forget they to fit in an unscheduled BATB 12A Squid Game edition!

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rasmus on November 29, 2021, 03:01:35 PM
Controversial opinion:

I think koston has been less annoying lately. I had no problem with him in this game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jagr on November 29, 2021, 05:01:35 PM
Mike Mo <3
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on November 29, 2021, 06:25:55 PM
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Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?
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he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me

He landed a regular one vs Ramondetta when he was on “T” back in the day too. He wouldn’t let his last Hurrah be a staged game; hence, why he kept doing nollie flips over and over until he had it dialed.

https://youtu.be/D6aOOZuZJXM

One of my favorite all time BATB games. Love Pete, love Mike Mo. perfect pairing of opponents to highlight nuances of style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JohnnyBoy on November 29, 2021, 07:34:54 PM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on November 29, 2021, 07:49:06 PM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.

Me too. So raw, so epic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on November 29, 2021, 08:49:35 PM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.

He’s the hero SLAP deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll hunt him. Because he can take it.

- Commissioner Gordon
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on November 30, 2021, 09:21:02 AM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.

word! hes a norcal hero
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on November 30, 2021, 09:28:56 AM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.
we need to start putting him as an option in every poll
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Krooked antihero on November 30, 2021, 10:37:46 AM
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I miss Pete Ramondetta.
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we need to start putting him as an option in every poll
I’m in!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on November 30, 2021, 05:43:46 PM
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I miss Pete Ramondetta.
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we need to start putting him as an option in every poll
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I’m in!

Peter Ramondetta + Fred Gall SOTY 2021 - Sucic about to have an aneurysm
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on November 30, 2021, 08:10:10 PM
I miss Pete Ramondetta.
for some reason lately i’ve been thinking the same thing. went to his instagram and saw he posted in february and then i walked into the shop today and his since day one part was playing and thought about how he should’ve gotten last part
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 02, 2021, 09:56:48 AM
Thought I'd share this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHXUf4Vx9Y



at about an hour and 18 minutes in they bring up the game and Mike Mo talks about how that session surprisingly didn't hurt, and he's apparently been skating more since then. Honestly kinda stoked to hear that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on December 02, 2021, 10:40:53 AM
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Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?
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he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me
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He landed a regular one vs Ramondetta when he was on “T” back in the day too. He wouldn’t let his last Hurrah be a staged game; hence, why he kept doing nollie flips over and over until he had it dialed.

https://youtu.be/D6aOOZuZJXM

One of my favorite all time BATB games. Love Pete, love Mike Mo. perfect pairing of opponents to highlight nuances of style.

I really miss the days where companies had to pay their own bandwidth so they had to edit videos to be as short and to the point as they possibly could.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 02, 2021, 11:00:31 AM
Thought I'd share this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHXUf4Vx9Y



at about an hour and 18 minutes in they bring up the game and Mike Mo talks about how that session surprisingly didn't hurt, and he's apparently been skating more since then. Honestly kinda stoked to hear that.

I actually caught this live last night when i saw mike mo was on,  and yea he said he thought before the event that he'd be completely over skating by the end and after he did a few backside flips he was like Im actually having fun.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 02, 2021, 11:08:30 AM
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Thought I'd share this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBHXUf4Vx9Y



at about an hour and 18 minutes in they bring up the game and Mike Mo talks about how that session surprisingly didn't hurt, and he's apparently been skating more since then. Honestly kinda stoked to hear that.
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I actually caught this live last night when i saw mike mo was on,  and yea he said he thought before the event that he'd be completely over skating by the end and after he did a few backside flips he was like Im actually having fun.


I'm rooting for him either way.


I always struggled to articulate this without sounding insensitive but I always wonder the actual practicality of how his brace situation worked. He's still pretty darn good but I totally got it when he said that it still didn't feel good. But if he could manage some low impact stuff that would be a delight to see.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 02, 2021, 12:10:44 PM
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Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?
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he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me
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He landed a regular one vs Ramondetta when he was on “T” back in the day too. He wouldn’t let his last Hurrah be a staged game; hence, why he kept doing nollie flips over and over until he had it dialed.

https://youtu.be/D6aOOZuZJXM

One of my favorite all time BATB games. Love Pete, love Mike Mo. perfect pairing of opponents to highlight nuances of style.
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I really miss the days where companies had to pay their own bandwidth so they had to edit videos to be as short and to the point as they possibly could.
Such a good point. I miss actually seeing skate pre-rolls before every video.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on December 03, 2021, 08:48:49 AM
Guess we're getting another Mo game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on December 03, 2021, 09:59:49 AM
So starved of people to take part in this thing that now they’re entering the same people more than once

https://youtu.be/N4C1wjo5IAw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 03, 2021, 10:29:41 AM
So... Shane and Chaz Ortiz are officially out? Kinda bummed, but not surprised I guess.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on December 03, 2021, 11:08:51 AM
So... Shane and Chaz Ortiz are officially out? Kinda bummed, but not surprised I guess.

Stevie probably told Chaz bad move so he backed out. Shane replaced Creager and is playing Ishod now. So like the 3rd or 4th time they’ve played.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on December 03, 2021, 04:10:23 PM
at this point i am enjoying how shitty BATB is
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BacksideWallride on December 03, 2021, 05:17:19 PM
Thought that there were no grabs allowed?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 03, 2021, 07:19:05 PM
So starved of people to take part in this thing that now they’re entering the same people more than once

https://youtu.be/N4C1wjo5IAw

mike mo and pj berrics are mainly the reasons why the games were so dope but the yea i agree shit is on life support
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on December 03, 2021, 07:31:48 PM
Thought that there were no grabs allowed?

I don't see much of a problem if both skaters agree to make an exception and it's not like either of them (or Mike V for that matter) are really expected to end up in the finals two years down the track where the rules would presumably be enforced.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SharkJohnson on December 03, 2021, 07:54:31 PM
i guess this Tommy guy is an influencer or something? Ive never heard of him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: barbara2 on December 03, 2021, 08:32:30 PM
i guess this Tommy guy is an influencer or something? Ive never heard of him

It’s Michael Capaldi dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on December 03, 2021, 08:34:50 PM
Rather get Larry P in the BATB

https://youtu.be/3o0v7ZILYgw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SharkJohnson on December 03, 2021, 09:03:42 PM
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i guess this Tommy guy is an influencer or something? Ive never heard of him
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It’s Michael Capaldi dude
wait what? thats not a real guy?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on December 04, 2021, 08:42:34 AM
Rather get Larry P in the BATB

https://youtu.be/3o0v7ZILYgw
Gimme a letter than bitch

Classic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on December 04, 2021, 08:48:33 AM
Mike Mo may be in pain, but Mike Plumb is just painful.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on December 04, 2021, 08:57:26 AM
This is an odd switcheroo, at this point it seems like they're just making it up as they go along. Wouldnt be surprised if the final is two completely different skaters tossed in at the last moment.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 04, 2021, 09:48:08 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/VwTzyjY/Screen-Shot-2021-12-04-at-9-46-24-AM.png) (https://ibb.co/z6ZBcnV)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on December 04, 2021, 09:49:33 AM
https://youtu.be/8XYirjxFfZI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on December 04, 2021, 09:55:05 AM
This is an odd switcheroo, at this point it seems like they're just making it up as they go along. Wouldnt be surprised if the final is two completely different skaters tossed in at the last moment.

You mean like when Monica Torres lost and then they gave her a second chance straight to the final 4? Then she won and acted like she wasn’t eliminated the round before and won straight through.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on December 04, 2021, 09:58:22 AM
Lizards shitty landings made that more enjoyable for me. His fakie flip was great tho.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Keyser_Soze on December 04, 2021, 11:59:52 AM
This is just getting stupid and embarrassing, even more than it was before.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SharkJohnson on December 04, 2021, 12:06:51 PM
does this Tommy guy remind anyone of Mike Mo?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on December 04, 2021, 02:49:33 PM
i'm a lil disappointed that ronnie creager isn't in anymore, good for him though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on December 04, 2021, 03:26:09 PM
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I miss Pete Ramondetta.
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word! hes a norcal hero
Isn’t he from the midwest? Not sure why i think that. Maybe i think him and steve nesser are the same person.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on December 04, 2021, 03:28:43 PM
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I miss Pete Ramondetta.
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word! hes a norcal hero
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Isn’t he from the midwest? Not sure why i think that. Maybe i think him and steve nesser are the same person.
Pretty sure he's from Oklahoma
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on December 04, 2021, 03:33:38 PM
does this Tommy guy remind anyone of Mike Mo?

Dude I was literally about to say that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on December 04, 2021, 03:36:35 PM
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he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me
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He landed a regular one vs Ramondetta when he was on “T” back in the day too. He wouldn’t let his last Hurrah be a staged game; hence, why he kept doing nollie flips over and over until he had it dialed.

https://youtu.be/D6aOOZuZJXM

One of my favorite all time BATB games. Love Pete, love Mike Mo. perfect pairing of opponents to highlight nuances of style.
Ramondetta kept up with one of the best. He was a ripper.
My real take away is that board malto had. Girl version of a gonz board. I’ll be keeping my eye out on ebay for that one.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on December 04, 2021, 03:36:50 PM
This just needs to be done
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on December 04, 2021, 03:43:06 PM
I didn’t hate the game but I thought it was really strange
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on December 04, 2021, 05:09:32 PM
What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on December 04, 2021, 05:22:21 PM
What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.

(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on December 04, 2021, 06:13:31 PM
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Do you guys believe Mo actually landed that nollie impossible variation first try?
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he’s good with impossibles, and that trick is like a nollie into a regular impossible so it seems believable to me
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He landed a regular one vs Ramondetta when he was on “T” back in the day too. He wouldn’t let his last Hurrah be a staged game; hence, why he kept doing nollie flips over and over until he had it dialed.

https://youtu.be/D6aOOZuZJXM

One of my favorite all time BATB games. Love Pete, love Mike Mo. perfect pairing of opponents to highlight nuances of style.
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Ramondetta kept up with one of the best. He was a ripper.
My real take away is that board malto had. Girl version of a gonz board. I’ll be keeping my eye out on ebay for that one.

I had no idea Pete Ramondetta was so good at flatground. wtf?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on December 04, 2021, 11:00:12 PM
Yeah looked like a Deathwish board again, probably dug it out of storage, he's been riding Zero and element too in the interim.

I like the guy but leaving Deathwish seems crazy to me, can't see him fitting in anywhere else.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on December 04, 2021, 11:06:38 PM
I also thought the judge should have done better. What I’ve noticed, it seemed the judge didn’t give a redo for a couple sketchy tricks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: barbara2 on December 05, 2021, 12:24:26 AM
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What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
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(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish

This frame encapsulates the beauty of skateboarding so well. Also man I hate to be a jerk but some of you are dense that’s literally Mike Mo with a freaking mustache lmao
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on December 05, 2021, 02:43:46 AM
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What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
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(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish
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This frame encapsulates the beauty of skateboarding so well. Also man I hate to be a jerk but some of you are dense that’s literally Mike Mo with a freaking mustache lmao
No it's Tommy To you moron
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on December 05, 2021, 05:47:44 AM
This is such a fucking shit show. Roster constantly changing, six months in and just barely getting close to finishing the first round. Making up rules as they go. Fucked reffing. Do they want to take this seriously or not? If not, that's OK, but just be honest about it from the beginning.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on December 05, 2021, 06:04:09 AM
Yeah looked like a Deathwish board again, probably dug it out of storage, he's been riding Zero and element too in the interim.

I like the guy but leaving Deathwish seems crazy to me, can't see him fitting in anywhere else.
I’m guessing it wasn’t his call to make.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on December 05, 2021, 06:35:28 AM
Stick a fork in it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on December 05, 2021, 08:52:51 AM
I can't see him fitting in anywhere else.
No way, dude! This guy is a perfect fit on Natty Kon. @jzradical, hook this Mike Plume guy up before nobody else snatches the opportunity out from under yinz.
Also, if he needs a truck sponsor: according to the Gring King website’s “Team” page, anybody who shells out for a pair of their trucks is sponsored by them.
Not a bad way for Mike to pad his resume in the lean/in between times. For the price of a pair of trucks, he can leverage his newly earned purchased sponsorship to team hop from Gring King, to Navigator, to Webb, to the big pie in the sky, Kreper.
Some truly Machiavellian scheming going on over here in my brain.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on December 05, 2021, 08:57:25 AM
What the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on December 05, 2021, 10:06:51 AM
If we all keep clicking that play button, they're going to keep doing it. I'm guilty of it myself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on December 05, 2021, 10:37:34 AM
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You mean like when Monica Torres lost and then they gave her a second chance straight to the final 4? Then she won and acted like she wasn’t eliminated the round before and won straight through.
haha too funny, actually. thanks for reminding :D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 05, 2021, 10:43:08 AM
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This is an odd switcheroo, at this point it seems like they're just making it up as they go along. Wouldnt be surprised if the final is two completely different skaters tossed in at the last moment.
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You mean like when Monica Torres lost and then they gave her a second chance straight to the final 4? Then she won and acted like she wasn’t eliminated the round before and won straight through.
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haha too funny, actually. thanks for reminding :D
In her defence, Monica did give Alexis some of her prize money
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 05, 2021, 10:57:53 AM
So it's just going to be Koston vs. Mike Mo again in round 2? That's the second re-match for BATB12.

It's been 6 months and they still haven't finished the first round. Wonder how many more people will drop out or pull a Billy Marks and lose on purpose.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on December 05, 2021, 10:59:53 AM
So it's just going to be Koston vs. Mike Mo again in round 2? That's the second re-match for BATB12.

It's been 6 months and they still haven't finished the first round. Wonder how many more people will drop out or pull a Billy Marks and lose on purpose.

I respect Billy more than anyone after this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on December 05, 2021, 11:00:39 AM
we havent even gotten to ribs man vs mike v yet

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jagr on December 05, 2021, 02:26:09 PM
What the fuck is this shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on December 05, 2021, 02:27:33 PM
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What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
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(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish
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This frame encapsulates the beauty of skateboarding so well. Also man I hate to be a jerk but some of you are dense that’s literally Mike Mo with a freaking mustache lmao

Who?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 05, 2021, 03:26:21 PM
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What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
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(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish
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This frame encapsulates the beauty of skateboarding so well. Also man I hate to be a jerk but some of you are dense that’s literally Mike Mo with a freaking mustache lmao


The title literally says "Tommy To Calapido", you jackass.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 05, 2021, 03:53:49 PM
Is the Berrics site officially done? I'm seeing this message all weekend?

(https://i.ibb.co/FBM2hp3/Screen-Shot-2021-12-04-at-9-46-24-AM.png) (https://ibb.co/tbtgHRK)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on December 05, 2021, 04:35:25 PM
Is the Berrics site officially done? I'm seeing this message all weekend?

(https://i.ibb.co/FBM2hp3/Screen-Shot-2021-12-04-at-9-46-24-AM.png) (https://ibb.co/tbtgHRK)

Lol, our prayers were answered!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on December 05, 2021, 05:41:28 PM
Usually I’m a fan of BATB, it’s fun to watch just the consistency and ridiculous tricks some can pull off but they gotta pull the plug on this year. Dope idea but it’s fallen off the rails so quick that they can’t get the hype back.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on December 05, 2021, 06:00:43 PM
Usually I’m a fan of BATB, it’s fun to watch just the consistency and ridiculous tricks some can pull off but they gotta pull the plug on this year. Dope idea but it’s fallen off the rails so quick that they can’t get the hype back.
you can never underestimate the amount of idiots on youtube. Keep in mind people make millions of dollars off videos off them playing fortnite
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SharkJohnson on December 05, 2021, 07:07:49 PM
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What kind of bloard was Mike Plumb Plume riding?
Didn’t appear to be the ubiquitous AH Eagle everyone seems to ride when they’re between sponsors.
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(https://i.ibb.co/6NxLz6V/Screenshot-20211204-172050.png) (https://ibb.co/6NxLz6V)

Looks like he still has a deathwish
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This frame encapsulates the beauty of skateboarding so well. Also man I hate to be a jerk but some of you are dense that’s literally Mike Mo with a freaking mustache lmao
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The title literally says "Tommy To Calapido", you jackass.
wait im super confused, is Tommy actually Mike Mo, like the dude that used to be on girl and lakai an stuff?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on December 06, 2021, 01:57:15 AM
No it's another guy, Mike Mo was in the previous game and lost
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Post by: Turtle Boy on December 06, 2021, 02:00:59 AM
No it's another guy, Mike Mo was in the previous game and lost
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Post by: RichardBarkley on December 06, 2021, 04:07:33 AM
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No it's another guy, Mike Mo was in the previous game and lost
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on December 06, 2021, 04:20:17 AM
 
(https://i.ibb.co/FgLyHxX/02-B6-F657-1-ECA-46-FF-B128-9-C65-CA3-E21-ED.png) (https://ibb.co/FgLyHxX)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on December 06, 2021, 05:36:44 AM
You either die a hero or live long enough to be a substitute in BATB12
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 06, 2021, 08:39:23 AM
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Usually I’m a fan of BATB, it’s fun to watch just the consistency and ridiculous tricks some can pull off but they gotta pull the plug on this year. Dope idea but it’s fallen off the rails so quick that they can’t get the hype back.
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you can never underestimate the amount of idiots on youtube. Keep in mind people make millions of dollars off videos off them playing fortnite
Fortnite is way doper than BATB
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on December 06, 2021, 09:46:11 AM

(https://i.ibb.co/FgLyHxX/02-B6-F657-1-ECA-46-FF-B128-9-C65-CA3-E21-ED.png) (https://ibb.co/FgLyHxX)

just got to the part in Sopranos where AJ is watching tony hawk vert footage while rocking an osiris hat
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 06, 2021, 10:08:24 AM
Crob mentioned in the Jose Rojo 9club that him and kelly just filmed their bracket and it should be up soon
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on December 06, 2021, 11:24:39 AM
Crob mentioned in the Jose Rojo 9club that him and kelly just filmed their bracket and it should be up soon

Cool another faked game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: abdullah thee butcher on December 06, 2021, 12:07:12 PM
quality of these games is lacking. pj would clean house. there was a more 'king of macba' style game between canadian crippler ryan descenzo and heartthrob tj rogers posted today. it doesn't count for anything batb but it was enjoyable to watch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 06, 2021, 12:55:54 PM
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So it's just going to be Koston vs. Mike Mo again in round 2? That's the second re-match for BATB12.

It's been 6 months and they still haven't finished the first round. Wonder how many more people will drop out or pull a Billy Marks and lose on purpose.
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I respect Billy more than anyone after this
Come to think of it, Carlos Ribeiro also lost on purpose after that phone call from his wife.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: arcam on December 06, 2021, 01:39:56 PM
Crob mentioned in the Jose Rojo 9club that him and kelly just filmed their bracket and it should be up soon

kinda made it sound like he won!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on December 06, 2021, 01:52:52 PM
So it's just going to be Koston vs. Mike Mo again in round 2? That's the second re-match for BATB12.

It's been 6 months and they still haven't finished the first round. Wonder how many more people will drop out or pull a Billy Marks and lose on purpose.

This is getting ridiculous, I used to love watching BATB but now this game is losing all its past reputation.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 06, 2021, 01:59:27 PM
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Crob mentioned in the Jose Rojo 9club that him and kelly just filmed their bracket and it should be up soon
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Cool another faked game.

Kelly also hints that the skaters dont get paid for participating in BATB except for top3
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on December 06, 2021, 02:14:26 PM
Crob mentioned in the Jose Rojo 9club that him and kelly just filmed their bracket and it should be up soon

the way he kept saying it was just a fun game made it seem like a repeat of Crob vs Mike Mo from last BATB. they went on a whole tangent and Crob said he was on some fucked setup, so pretty sure it's gonna be dork around stuff with Kelly ultimately winning their game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on December 18, 2021, 08:54:54 AM
Chris Roberts Vs. Kelly Hart - Round 1 is up

I will just safe you guys some lifetime: not worth watching

Chris Roberts is not funny at all and tries too hard

Besides that: Kelly still got propper pop
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on December 18, 2021, 08:57:27 AM
https://youtu.be/jUGxiTZI0Xw
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on December 18, 2021, 09:21:35 AM
that was hard to watch. it’s just my grand assumption this really is dead now. couldn’t even get a ref, just a cardboard cutout
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeavyLow on December 18, 2021, 09:31:30 AM
That battle is the epitome of trying to be funny but fails horribly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on December 18, 2021, 09:45:59 AM
This thing is meandering all over the place.   Some games are legit by the book battles of textbook flatground skaters, some games are influencers skating at the level of most good 14-year-old kids at every local park, some games are attempts at comedy with completely different rules.  The whole thing is seemingly taking place over a 2 to 5 year period of time.  Time to just kill this whole thing Berrics it’s beyond a disaster. 

Maybe we can get a weekly segment where Michael V breaks down a new feature of his signature Cariuma shoe each week instead.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: alonelikeastone on December 18, 2021, 09:51:07 AM
I wish Koston/Mo and Kelly Crob played SKATEBOARDING ... I enjoyed both much.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on December 18, 2021, 10:20:53 AM
why don't they just skate
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Post by: lazer69 on December 18, 2021, 10:33:48 AM
One of the best 3 flips I've seen there
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 18, 2021, 11:10:04 AM
that was embarrassing even by BATB12 standards.
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Post by: BALARGUE on December 18, 2021, 11:20:10 AM
this felt way more offending than any nipple photoshop
Why don’t you walk them out yourself Steve ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fakie nollie on December 18, 2021, 11:20:50 AM
Most will die of old age before the final anyways. Why can they just host non-bracketed games of skate every weekend?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 18, 2021, 11:25:36 AM
Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on December 18, 2021, 11:27:41 AM
Jesus christ, that was awful. Couldn't even finish this one.

I thought the dude with the bloody mary would be the most painfully unfunny dude this season, and I'm sad to say I had no clue what was coming.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on December 18, 2021, 11:53:17 AM
Can’t believe how funny Crob is
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Post by: PincherBug on December 18, 2021, 12:29:38 PM
Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded

Berries can only afford to bring in their video editor once every 2 weeks. He gets paid in Cariuma shirts and 25% off coupons to Sizzler
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quackquack on December 18, 2021, 01:13:18 PM
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Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded
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Berries can only afford to bring in their video editor once every 2 weeks. He gets paid in Cariuma shirts and 25% off coupons to Sizzler

How many trees do they plant for every shirt made?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on December 18, 2021, 01:18:25 PM
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Damn Crob mention they finished this 2-3 weeks ago, and its just now getting uploaded
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Berries can only afford to bring in their video editor once every 2 weeks. He gets paid in Cariuma shirts and 25% off coupons to Sizzler
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How many trees do they plant for every shirt made?

Xenu plants one for every shirt on his home planet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on December 18, 2021, 02:27:54 PM
Unpopular opinion- I thought Kelly vs Crob was amusing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on December 18, 2021, 03:21:41 PM
I never saw that clip of Chris Roberts switch flip manny at the courthouse.  Is that recent footage?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Massivebellend on December 18, 2021, 03:28:54 PM
That was fucking tragic. crob…what a fucking fraud
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on December 18, 2021, 03:58:42 PM
I usually like Crob and Kelly. This was fucking atrocious.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on December 18, 2021, 04:34:02 PM
Man, Corn On The Crob.

The shtick has really worn thin.

Would’ve loved to have seen some effort?

Everyone knows he can skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on December 18, 2021, 04:35:05 PM
That battle is the epitome of trying to be funny but fails horribly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on December 18, 2021, 04:36:12 PM
I guess I'm just now realizing that I'm confused as to how Crob still has a pro board? No way that shit is a hot seller, what kids are even aware of dude's existence in the year 2021? Did he witness some Crailtap higher-up run someone over 15 years ago?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on December 18, 2021, 04:36:16 PM
So we all give up on this BATB? They had a good run since 2009 or whenever. This should’ve been filmed, with finals night, wrapped up and onto better things.

Holy Christ am I Bored!!!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: johnes on December 18, 2021, 05:48:06 PM
I guess I'm just now realizing that I'm confused as to how Crob still has a pro board? No way that shit is a hot seller, what kids are even aware of dude's existence in the year 2021? Did he witness some Crailtap higher-up run someone over 15 years ago?
His boards probably sell the most, because of nine club.
I enjoyed that game tbh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on December 18, 2021, 05:58:58 PM
The game would have been more palatable if there was an actual match happening tomorrow, or happened last weekend.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 18, 2021, 06:06:11 PM
I grateful to see any new Mike Mo shit. It's such a bummer that he got hurt. He had the dopest style. I could watch that dude skate forever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on December 18, 2021, 06:42:06 PM
i actually like crob. but that was cringe.

the worst part was imho that he actually did some decent & hard tricks (especially in defense) like the nollie tre (barely but he did it) while the clowning on the basics (like the kickflip) and totally failing with the inbetweens. all with a pretty bad style.

he propably is actually out of shape and all, what would be forgivable, but the approach i mentioned above made it seem as if he tried to let it look like he didn´t even bother to try & to coolguy it while completely underestimating how bad he actually is, and that it is not actually because he is out of shape.

kelly looked solid af and it just seemed that a bit more practice would make everything pretty smooth and consistent pretty fast again. crob basically acted as if he thinks he looks like kelly did.
Crobs schtick has worn thin but i do like his interview style. He really needs to stop with the fucking switch flip manny already. It could be funny if other people brought it up but the jokes over.

I’ve always kinda liked kellys skating. He wasn’t my kind of skater but thought he had a solid style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on December 19, 2021, 03:13:28 AM
There was nothing wrong with that Kelly v Crob match I reckon. They were just hanging out having fun, probably went and had a nice lunch or dinner somewhere after, didn't push themselves too hard, just a good relaxing day with ya buddies.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on December 19, 2021, 06:03:15 AM
There was nothing wrong with that Kelly v Crob match I reckon. They were just hanging out having fun, probably went and had a nice lunch or dinner somewhere after, didn't push themselves too hard, just a good relaxing day with ya buddies.
 

I like his whole shtick in for example the game versus Mike Mo, but it felt really forced in this one. Could be the editing but it felt off this time for some reason.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somedudefromnj on December 19, 2021, 06:09:24 AM
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kinjjibo on December 19, 2021, 06:13:05 AM
Prod vs Nigel

Anyone who expected this to be a legit match is a dope, was obviously set up to be a filler "funny" game. Match was fine, love Crob, but he did go a little overboard on the shtick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on December 19, 2021, 06:53:03 AM
Lol, you people acting like Chris Roberts is remotely amusing must have huffed too much paint at some point in your lives; that was so fucking painful to watch. Painfully long, painfully obnoxious, painfully unfunny. I knew this would suck but that was even cringier then I was prepared for, literally put me in a bad mood. Thanks Chris, your enthusiasm is cuntagious.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on December 19, 2021, 07:51:14 AM
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point

Idk but nothing will be better than Griffin vs Giger.

IMO regular games of SKATE are pretty damn boring to watch with the same tired old tricks, but these dudes can actually make it highly interesting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 19, 2021, 08:04:18 AM
I like Roberts he says things I fully agree with like thinking about others feelings and shit.

Putting others before yourself etc.

Idk the dude in real life but I feel like he is a good dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on December 19, 2021, 08:24:29 AM
Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point

Tom Asta vs Luan Olivera introduced us to the most perfect Nollie Heel ever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Swithflip on December 19, 2021, 08:29:09 AM
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Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point
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Tom Asta vs Luan Olivera introduced us to the most perfect Nollie Heel ever

did you see Tiago nollie heel in testing ? that was the best ever done.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on December 19, 2021, 08:55:54 AM
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Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point
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Idk but nothing will be better than Griffin vs Giger.

IMO regular games of SKATE are pretty damn boring to watch with the same tired old tricks, but these dudes can actually make it highly interesting.
not questioning them being good at pulling weird tricks that looks horrible most of the time
but a game of skate is usually a game of consistency

we're all glad that that death blow gimmick isn't actually happening
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on December 19, 2021, 09:34:46 AM
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Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point
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Idk but nothing will be better than Griffin vs Giger.

IMO regular games of SKATE are pretty damn boring to watch with the same tired old tricks, but these dudes can actually make it highly interesting.
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not questioning them being good at pulling weird tricks that looks horrible most of the time
but a game of skate is usually a game of consistency

we're all glad that that death blow gimmick isn't actually happening

The weird tricks big part of the allure, but I think it might be pretty entertaining. Would be more interesting to see them play in front of a crowd (so no re-do's) and see what they actually can do first try, but i'll probably be done in some random shed in northwest europe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on December 19, 2021, 10:29:37 AM
a tragic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somedudefromnj on December 19, 2021, 10:51:22 AM
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Have there really been any solid games? Puds v Malto was solid, Koston V Mo was solid. Was there anything else? I just hope this last game was a jab at the berrics at this point
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Tom Asta vs Luan Olivera introduced us to the most perfect Nollie Heel ever

This shit is so spread out I forgot that even happened. Running through the list and intake back my comment. I guess I'm old and there are too many ppl I have no interest in seeing

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on December 19, 2021, 11:24:35 AM
I need to have ether sw heel on semi lock or frontside heel on lock by the end of the thing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Massivebellend on December 19, 2021, 12:25:13 PM
I need to have ether sw heel on semi lock or frontside heel on lock by the end of the thing

Are you an influencer? If so they’d probably take you on the spot now they’re so desperate

(And you’d probably beat the other guy ;) )
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: too fakie on December 19, 2021, 12:39:13 PM
BATB12 is shaping up to be the OIAM 2012 of flatground contests.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 19, 2021, 01:39:27 PM
BATB12 is shaping up to be the OIAM 2012 of flatground contests.
On point. None of the participants even seem to care.

Old BATB matches had really snappy editing, and just seemed more energetic in general. all the games just feel excruciating now, like watching a director's cut of a movie that your girl dragged you to.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on December 19, 2021, 01:46:03 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbOTe94hBTE_6vd47ShONyFXjkBKUzyYFAMw&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 19, 2021, 01:48:22 PM
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BATB12 is shaping up to be the OIAM 2012 of flatground contests.
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On point. None of the participants even seem to care.

Old BATB matches had really snappy editing, and just seemed more energetic in general. all the games just feel excruciating now, like watching a director's cut of a movie that your girl dragged you to.

I dont even think berries cares, it took them 3 weeks to upload crob and Kfatty skating like a bunch of tik tok influencers
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sold Out on December 19, 2021, 01:53:58 PM
I like how a bunch of the influencers that refused to go, seem to have started their own BATB even ripping off the Berries thumbnails hahah
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on December 19, 2021, 02:50:06 PM
Positive stuff for the berrics : it's doing numbers and the comments are mostly rooting for them

Negative : most of the skaters involved are probably trying to find a loophole in the contract to get out of this, aka, ghosting them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: winecrab on December 19, 2021, 03:07:09 PM
Positive stuff for the berrics : it's doing numbers and the comments are mostly rooting for them

Negative : most of the skaters involved are probably trying to find a loophole in the contract to get out of this, aka, ghosting them

Contract? Some of the people involved weren't even asked if they wanted to participate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 19, 2021, 03:08:45 PM
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Positive stuff for the berrics : it's doing numbers and the comments are mostly rooting for them

Negative : most of the skaters involved are probably trying to find a loophole in the contract to get out of this, aka, ghosting them
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Contract? Some of the people involved weren't even asked if they wanted to participate.

Kfatty mentioned on nine club that skaters aren’t paid for batb, and that maybe the top 3 get something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on December 19, 2021, 03:16:00 PM
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Positive stuff for the berrics : it's doing numbers and the comments are mostly rooting for them

Negative : most of the skaters involved are probably trying to find a loophole in the contract to get out of this, aka, ghosting them
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Contract? Some of the people involved weren't even asked if they wanted to participate.

that was a joke but it was def not that obvious
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TunnelVision1 on December 19, 2021, 03:21:40 PM
(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbOTe94hBTE_6vd47ShONyFXjkBKUzyYFAMw&usqp=CAU)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on December 19, 2021, 08:46:50 PM
I was laughing at the end of the Kelly/Crob match not cus it was funny but because of how hilariously shit this BATB is. Holy fuck I’m normally one of the first to defend the nine club when it gets shit on here, but what was the point of that?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on December 19, 2021, 08:53:06 PM
I like how a bunch of the influencers that refused to go, seem to have started their own BATB even ripping off the Berries thumbnails hahah

even the ones tht did go

garrett ginnar (or however the fuck his name is spelled) recently played ricky glaser in a game of skate with that ripoff berrics thumbnail and he is in the influencers bracket right?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: doublesteveburger on December 19, 2021, 09:37:03 PM
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that’s a WRAP
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on December 25, 2021, 08:10:28 AM
Just a reminder that previous BATBs have involved 32 skaters, so compared to a usual BATB technically this one hasn't even started yet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on December 25, 2021, 08:35:35 AM
http://youtu.be/t0cmqwyl5iA

(https://i.ibb.co/jyQn951/DE4-F9-FED-D5-A6-4-A1-B-ACCC-942-E4766-B01-F.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on December 25, 2021, 08:37:13 AM
http://youtu.be/t0cmqwyl5iA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls&t=3s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: barbara2 on December 25, 2021, 05:38:15 PM
Ugh the berrics is so cringy. I love watching the videos though they are awesome.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kombuch-A-Holic on December 25, 2021, 09:20:35 PM
Chris Roberts Vs. Kelly Hart - Round 1 is up

I will just safe you guys some lifetime: not worth watching

Chris Roberts is not funny at all and tries too hard

Besides that: Kelly still got propper pop

Gawwd I wish I would have taken this advise.  Hey Kelly, I know you read all this shit. Maybe chill with the jump roping for a bit and do some push ups! Wow.  The nollie Variel flip wish very poppy.  Anyways, yeah that was a cringy ass game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on December 25, 2021, 11:50:59 PM
12 mins of Luan flatground. No complaints from me whatsoever.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ambient Johnny on December 26, 2021, 07:48:07 AM
Best flatground nollie hardflip I've seen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backside_frontside on December 26, 2021, 08:23:00 AM
I wouldn’t mind nollie 3 shuvs becoming trendy people start doing them like Luan. Fakie ghetto bird is actually pretty sick too, way better than the regular hardflip back one. No switch inward tho.

I also liked that they apologized for how slow the games have been coming out. Luan’s flat ground makes up for it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Manny Fapuiao on December 26, 2021, 08:37:49 AM
Luan is looking pretty rough in that thumbnail
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on December 26, 2021, 09:26:01 AM
Luan is looking pretty rough in that thumbnail

Steve probably has him locked up and underfed in a bunker underneath the skatepark.  Can’t see why else he’d be there participating in this train wreck of a competition.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on December 26, 2021, 11:31:29 AM
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Luan is looking pretty rough in that thumbnail
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Steve probably has him locked up and underfed in a bunker underneath the skatepark.  Can’t see why else he’d be there participating in this train wreck of a competition.

Blaming it on Covid too, kinda hard to believe covid is the reason it took 3 weeks to film and upload the crob vs Kfatty match
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TunnelVision1 on December 26, 2021, 11:35:00 AM
L. ron hubaard would be rolling fast in his grave right now if he saw this roll out for BATB12.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on December 26, 2021, 11:42:00 AM
This shit is so corny I can’t even stand it

What even is skateboarding these days
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on December 26, 2021, 11:42:57 AM
All of this content is so shitty
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on December 26, 2021, 12:36:30 PM
At what point do you stop lying to yourself and admit your content is garbage and pull the plug? Also, when you’re a grown ass man bragging about how many views a video you posted has something is seriously wrong.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KUberry on December 26, 2021, 02:12:45 PM
12 mins of Luan flatground. No complaints from me whatsoever.

His switch Hardflip is one of the best I’ve ever seen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on December 26, 2021, 03:33:22 PM
As good as he is I ain’t trying to watch him beat himself just so borra benefits
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: GliderSkateboards on December 26, 2021, 11:53:21 PM
Overall, most of the matches have been fine / pretty entertaining to watch. The biggest disappointment by far is the influencer section and I wish that Crob actually tried.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on December 27, 2021, 01:12:49 AM
Overall, most of the matches have been fine / pretty entertaining to watch. The biggest disappointment by far is the influencer section and I wish that Crob actually tried.

trying is uncool - you didn’t know?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on December 27, 2021, 08:56:59 AM
been waiting eagerly for this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lp7kl-8lc
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on December 27, 2021, 09:39:54 AM
Fuck it let’s get another Shawn Davis/Sean Clovers rematch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on December 27, 2021, 10:14:36 AM
been waiting eagerly for this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lp7kl-8lc

Yes, let us remind everyone how shitty all of this actually is.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on December 27, 2021, 09:49:32 PM
been waiting eagerly for this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_lp7kl-8lc

Shameless.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doing on December 28, 2021, 02:11:40 PM
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Tom Asta vs Luan Olivera introduced us to the most perfect Nollie Heel ever
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did you see Tiago nollie heel in testing ? that was the best ever done.
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Best Nollie Heelflip is right here at 4:47

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSFhROCceVQ

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somedudefromnj on December 28, 2021, 03:44:42 PM
http://youtu.be/t0cmqwyl5iA

(https://i.ibb.co/jyQn951/DE4-F9-FED-D5-A6-4-A1-B-ACCC-942-E4766-B01-F.jpg)

is the easiest way to do this

outfit one
outfit two
ref Luan
cheering Luan

and then let the editor do his thing?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on December 28, 2021, 06:42:33 PM
Overall, most of the matches have been fine / pretty entertaining to watch. The biggest disappointment by far is the influencer section and I wish that Crob actually tried.

i think crob tried hes legit just that rusty

when he says on the nine club that he doesn't flip his board around anymore, i think we can believe him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: GliderSkateboards on December 29, 2021, 12:20:15 AM
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Overall, most of the matches have been fine / pretty entertaining to watch. The biggest disappointment by far is the influencer section and I wish that Crob actually tried.
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i think crob tried hes legit just that rusty

when he says on the nine club that he doesn't flip his board around anymore, i think we can believe him.

Yup, I remember him saying that in one of the eps. But was hoping it was gonna be less antics-y and actually try, even if he was gonna suck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on January 07, 2022, 09:36:57 AM
https://youtu.be/kiY23NU5OOQ
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: PincherBug on January 07, 2022, 09:49:31 AM
He does not look well
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on January 07, 2022, 09:53:12 AM
Not gonna watch that hogwash but how does Borra stretch standing in front of a whiteboard and making excuses out to 7 minutes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on January 07, 2022, 10:33:59 AM
Berra looking like Jon Stewart.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on January 07, 2022, 11:26:00 AM
Berra is giving off the heavy anti-vaxx, qanon, Trump vibes in the beginning of that video.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on January 07, 2022, 11:36:58 AM
Not gonna watch that hogwash but how does Borra stretch standing in front of a whiteboard and making excuses out to 7 minutes
I took one for the team.
That’s EXACTLY what he does.
Save your 7 minutes for something worthwhile.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stu Pickles on January 07, 2022, 12:06:46 PM
i thought i was in a fever dream at the start of that video
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 07, 2022, 12:25:42 PM
made it like 30 seconds in

time to wrap it up big guy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on January 07, 2022, 12:42:34 PM
dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on January 07, 2022, 12:56:14 PM
He does not look well

Old mate really needs to just hang it up, it’s actually pretty sad at this point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on January 07, 2022, 01:25:09 PM
If you don’t skate, haven’t skated in a long time and have zero desire to skate, why stay in the industry? The cariuma money? It’s strange to me that the dude that owns it doesn’t skate and neither does the dude that creates the content.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: French manicure on January 07, 2022, 02:20:37 PM
Is Berra on drugs?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on January 07, 2022, 02:32:40 PM
Is Berra on drugs?
heard he’s on the Q
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bo bice on January 07, 2022, 02:38:50 PM
Jesus Christ that was embarrassing. I’d rather watch Gino push a shopping cart.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on January 07, 2022, 02:52:02 PM
Man, that was depressing. With that intro I assumed any moment Berra was going to throw the BATB board off camera and put up another board covered in newspaper clippings and red yarn. I kinda di wonder what the scientologist really believe about covid, what ideas are being promoted within the "church" right now. Regardless, Berra seems to have totally lost it at this point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: 323-BALM on January 07, 2022, 03:28:47 PM
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Is Berra on drugs?
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heard he’s on the Q

his "covid people on both sides" intro was really weird, definitely in the rambling Q vein I've seen with the dumb dudes I know who've run out of people who'll listen to them...

such an impossible stance, it's all a joke but it's also very important?

I'm predicting some Alec Baldwin shit with this dude...mamaskate as his fake spanish wife Hilaria

It's friday, baby, entertain me!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: moneen on January 07, 2022, 04:45:48 PM
it's free gifted hater content
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nicotinewheel on January 07, 2022, 05:29:15 PM
berrics goes all straight to cam borra content and I'm back in
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on January 07, 2022, 05:36:35 PM
he’s really saying once the first round ends everything will go smooth. Why tf would that happen
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 07, 2022, 06:16:09 PM
Could only make it through about a minute of that but damn--what the hell is going on with dude's face?? Allergic reaction to something they shot him up with when getting work done? Sounded like he also had a minor lisp which I haven't noticed previously.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on January 07, 2022, 07:56:08 PM
Berra is giving off the heavy anti-vaxx, qanon, Trump vibes in the beginning of that video.

Definitely caught a hint of republican stench
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skateboardnorth on January 07, 2022, 09:15:22 PM
https://youtu.be/kiY23NU5OOQ
Yo, this guy is fucking desperate.  I lost interest in this months ago because it was taking forever, and the influencers make me want to vomit.  Just scrap this pile of shit.  He's so desperate for the money that he's trying to re-arrange the bracket with new people in the middle of it?  Wow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on January 07, 2022, 09:33:43 PM
can someone wctually summarize it plz
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on January 07, 2022, 10:16:24 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on January 07, 2022, 11:39:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.

Luans switch front 3!! fucking perfection.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TunnelVision1 on January 07, 2022, 11:53:46 PM
it's free gifted hater content
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on January 08, 2022, 01:34:50 AM
Berra "organised" 64 skater international contest during pandemic, then acts suprised when the shit hits the fan.

Maybe next time, due to circumstances, do it just locally. Or maybe they can't get anyone local to participate this shit show anymore.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on January 08, 2022, 02:04:38 AM
Berra looking like Jon Stewart.

please dont bring americas most sane person into this. he deserves better.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on January 08, 2022, 03:37:58 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
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Luans switch front 3!! fucking perfection.

Good Lord, some of these tricks don't even look real. The fs half cab flip!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on January 08, 2022, 04:58:16 AM
Speaking of old battles that are great, I always felt like this one doesn’t get mentioned much:

https://youtu.be/vmXrTlA_c4E


TX’s double hardflip when he’s asked to redo it is so good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on January 08, 2022, 05:21:43 AM
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Berra looking like Jon Stewart.
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please dont bring americas most sane person into this. he deserves better.

jon stewart is a stupid centrist liberal like obama, hillary, kerry and all the rest

he's not sane, hes not smart and he doesn't have any good ideas besides "maybe we should give 9/11 firefighters healthcare"

ill give you this though hes a lot funnier than trevor noah
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on January 08, 2022, 10:10:41 AM
Clicked on it...nope life is too short
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on January 08, 2022, 10:58:09 AM
Clicked on it...nope life is too short

I did not click and got here to find are short summary of it.

All I got so far: Berra creates more drama, batb will not continue smoothly and it is not his fault + hifted gater got new content.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pointandclick on January 08, 2022, 11:02:23 AM
Speaking of old battles that are great, I always felt like this one doesn’t get mentioned much:

https://youtu.be/vmXrTlA_c4E


TX’s double hardflip when he’s asked to redo it is so good.
paul skates so slowly
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MFS on January 08, 2022, 01:51:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.

Talk about contrast between skaters. Luan pops everything perfect, fast and 3 feet off the ground. Cody cepeda is out there just mowing the lawn and burning worms. All whilst going as slow as you can go on a skateboard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pointandclick on January 08, 2022, 01:54:15 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
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Talk about contrast between skaters. Luan pops everything perfect, fast and 3 feet off the ground. Cody cepeda is out there just mowing the lawn and burning worms. All whilst going as slow as you can go on a skateboard.
cody cepeda is like a sloth on a skateboard, cant stand it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on January 08, 2022, 02:10:32 PM
Is he like 7ft tall? He makes his skateboard look so small
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on January 08, 2022, 02:18:31 PM
He does realize that technically, Giger and Griffin don’t need to be by each other to play skate at this point. They can literally like fucking use local filmers, Zoom one another, and play the game. Then Berra can edit it just like they do every game. Sure it’s not ideal but like it’s fucking possible. Have them record the Zoom sessions so that they can edit in reactions and comments and “ensure its fair.” Simple as shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on January 08, 2022, 09:40:20 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qck_y2FaP_E&ab_channel=TheBerrics

Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
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Talk about contrast between skaters. Luan pops everything perfect, fast and 3 feet off the ground. Cody cepeda is out there just mowing the lawn and burning worms. All whilst going as slow as you can go on a skateboard.
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cody cepeda is like a sloth on a skateboard, cant stand it

Not sure if it was a genius game plan, but Luan look exhausted during his last few letters. I wasn't a fan of him during his early Flip days, because Sorry era was the best, but his explosive style and textbook technique is something we all can appreciate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on January 09, 2022, 12:43:56 AM
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Berra looking like Jon Stewart.
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please dont bring americas most sane person into this. he deserves better.
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jon stewart is a stupid centrist liberal like obama, hillary, kerry and all the rest

he's not sane, hes not smart and he doesn't have any good ideas besides "maybe we should give 9/11 firefighters healthcare"

ill give you this though hes a lot funnier than trevor noah

of all the entry points to try to criticize jon stewart, you try to start with he's 'stupid' and 'not smart'?

he's a lot of things but he isn't those.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Shuh on January 09, 2022, 12:54:33 AM
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Berra looking like Jon Stewart.
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please dont bring americas most sane person into this. he deserves better.
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jon stewart is a stupid centrist liberal like obama, hillary, kerry and all the rest

he's not sane, hes not smart and he doesn't have any good ideas besides "maybe we should give 9/11 firefighters healthcare"

ill give you this though hes a lot funnier than trevor noah
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of all the entry points to try to criticize jon stewart, you try to start with he's 'stupid' and 'not smart'?

he's a lot of things but he isn't those.

Wait trevor noah is sepposed to be funny? I thought he was a newscaster?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on January 09, 2022, 04:05:40 AM
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Berra looking like Jon Stewart.
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please dont bring americas most sane person into this. he deserves better.
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jon stewart is a stupid centrist liberal like obama, hillary, kerry and all the rest

he's not sane, hes not smart and he doesn't have any good ideas besides "maybe we should give 9/11 firefighters healthcare"

ill give you this though hes a lot funnier than trevor noah
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of all the entry points to try to criticize jon stewart, you try to start with he's 'stupid' and 'not smart'?

he's a lot of things but he isn't those.
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Wait trevor noah is sepposed to be funny? I thought he was a newscaster?

yeah hes a comedian lol

hes just not that funny imho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on January 09, 2022, 10:10:37 AM
I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 09, 2022, 10:16:05 AM
I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?

uh....who?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on January 09, 2022, 11:12:34 AM
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I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?
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uh....who?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3F3dYS9d_A

Oh man, P-Rod is my favorite BATB skater by far. This one gave me goosebumps the first time I watched it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_2PI5VNKOs
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RichardBarkley on January 09, 2022, 11:19:40 AM
I’m glad it took 2 weeks for Berra to post a rhetorical question to the fans that he won’t actually listen to. Geiger vs. Griffin has been the single biggest match namedropped in the comments. Fucking move on to round 2 already and do a damn zoom match if you have to. It’s not impossible for them to meet up somewhere to do it, but if they can’t be bothered with doing it (and quarantining for a week if they’re that concerned), just do it remotely.

I think the bigger issue is that they didn’t realize whoever wins needs to come out for the next round, which makes it a virtual-only battle until someone loses. People are still traveling and moving around during Covid, maybe they don’t want to foot the bill to have these guys come out for an extended period of time?

They're both in Europe. It'd be so easy for them to meet up somewhere in Europe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on January 09, 2022, 11:43:41 AM
i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on January 09, 2022, 11:48:48 AM
i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights

Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

& mama skate late w the rent money 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on January 09, 2022, 12:07:05 PM
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

& mama skate late w the rent money
it was a typo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on January 09, 2022, 02:05:37 PM
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

& mama skate late w the rent money
Maybe the pants will sell more if you put luxury infront of the title
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ra the weak man on January 09, 2022, 03:48:11 PM
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i think the problem is that berra can’t afford to pay for their flights
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Blew his budget on luan and Mike mo

& mama skate late w the rent money
where's the money lebowski?? skate pussy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on January 13, 2022, 12:52:17 PM
https://youtu.be/DfYfoJ8kvgk
What a fucking shit show
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on January 13, 2022, 02:00:07 PM
100% fake as fuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on January 13, 2022, 02:02:08 PM
Damn. Mike V gotta be tired from that mountain bike ride from Iowa to Cali.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mr. Stinky on January 13, 2022, 02:18:21 PM
I will not watch any Mike V content from now on if it does not feature him attempting to intimidate or possibly punch out an inanimate object.  Dude needs to get back to what he does best. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on January 13, 2022, 02:52:17 PM
Damn can't wait to get a signed Cariuma deck from the Cariuma Skateboarding Legend himself.

It's almost like The Berries became self aware and lowered the bar to an extreme for themselves. Why was this 7 minutes long? There's absolutely no way I'm gonna listen to Mike V talk about saving elephants by buying his ugly ass shoe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on January 13, 2022, 03:02:02 PM
Where's all the pushing? If I click on a Vallely video, I want pushing!
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Post by: Logic on January 13, 2022, 03:09:42 PM
Where's all the pushing? If I click on a Vallely video, I want pushing!

The difficulty is finding filmers that can keep up, so he's resigned himself to pushing products instead.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on January 13, 2022, 03:36:48 PM
Mike V really does not want to be there. Everybody seems to be fed up with this endless nonsense.
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Post by: French manicure on January 13, 2022, 03:38:21 PM
what a shitshow
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mandatory Reload on January 13, 2022, 03:41:10 PM
why do i keep clicking

what is wrong with me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on January 13, 2022, 03:42:32 PM
Damn. Mike V gotta be tired from that mountain bike ride from Iowa to Cali.

Bike was strapped to the top of the Humvee.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on January 13, 2022, 03:44:04 PM
I think about Ed when I look at Mike sometimes.  He never had to do any berries stuff. Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on January 13, 2022, 03:46:35 PM
why do i keep clicking

what is wrong with me

Chase and Berra being in the thumbnail is an auto pass for me.   
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 13, 2022, 04:03:16 PM
Whoever wrote "Steve Berra?! Holy shit!" into the script isn't trying very hard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 13, 2022, 04:11:35 PM
mike v an early front runner for kook of the year
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Below Average on January 13, 2022, 05:45:07 PM
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kenny lurk on January 13, 2022, 07:58:21 PM
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
i think it's less popularity/skill and more someone he knows so he can bully them into mike v rules.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on January 13, 2022, 09:39:47 PM
i don’t respect mike v for anything
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on January 14, 2022, 12:00:51 AM
I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.

at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on January 14, 2022, 02:25:51 AM
100% fake as fuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on January 14, 2022, 02:26:59 AM
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pete on January 14, 2022, 03:22:14 AM
Really ribbin ribs man. Who the fuck is ribs man?
No idea who he is but I hope he shows up as the special guest ref and makes mike V lose. Really get some Wwf pre wwe type shit goin on here.

But I doubt that will happen and we’ll just see some cariuma guy “omg Tyler Peterson?? He can front crook nollie varial heel out the whole park!” (Again who tf, except he sounds like a discount Tyson Peterson and not a wwf wrestler) embarrassing himself in front of his wife when mikeV starts wiping his ass with boneless summersaults and shit


Free max b
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pete on January 14, 2022, 03:24:37 AM
Wait, just realized how funny front crook nollie varial heel out is. Did he really make that kid say that haha I am not watching any of that again pretty sure lil focker #2 said that when he saw famous cariuma legend Tyler Peterson


Free max b
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Below Average on January 14, 2022, 06:35:35 AM
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".

Ah my mistake. Whatever..fuck the berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kenny lurk on January 14, 2022, 07:00:58 AM
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I respect Mike V for basically saying no, fuck you steve, I want to play a real pro and not some lame instagramer.
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at 1:40 he actually said: "I don't want to play someone who's not on Instagram".
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Ah my mistake. Whatever..fuck the berrics.
Mike V vying for insta-clout. strange days.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on January 14, 2022, 08:30:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90G3rYiDjVc
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 14, 2022, 08:47:03 AM
This is obviously staged which makes it so much funnier. The "bit" is that Mike V is a huge brat, but in doing this charade at all proves that he actually is such a huge brat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roomservice on January 14, 2022, 09:14:15 AM
Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on January 14, 2022, 09:48:51 AM
Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/

not defending Berriuma but that shit could happen with any shoe or any old griptape.

also Tyler is a very nice dude
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on January 14, 2022, 12:16:15 PM
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Tyler is married with two kids and is only 23 according to theboardr.

Imagine being him and breaking your wrist because cariuma's shitty shoe doesn't grip well enough to stay on the board even when landing with 60% of your foot on it

And the cherry on top? Cariuma commenting on the post you broke your wrist on with "Hope you get well soon heartemoji", which is doublespeak for "don't blame us unless you want to feed roadkill to your kids"

Making it in skateboarding in 2022 is hard enough, but raising a family while trying to do the equivalent of building a skyscraper with nothing but a fisher price tool set has to be a nightmare

https://www.instagram.com/p/CYAyQ5Drvl0/
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not defending Berriuma but that shit could happen with any shoe or any old griptape.

also Tyler is a very nice dude
I second that. He's a truly genuine guy. sucks that he has to be in this shitshow TWICE.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on January 14, 2022, 12:22:20 PM
It’s wild to me that THIS is the same dude that left Powell because he thought a skit where here ran through a graveyard was TOO CHEESY.
What even is integrity, let alone reality anymore?
Credentials revoked!   ;)

Also, it’s NOT an impossible unless it wraps around your foot, Michael.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on January 14, 2022, 10:02:03 PM
I haven’t watched the batb12 that I forgot it exist
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Pete on January 15, 2022, 04:16:03 AM
The berrics continues to amaze me but not in a good way. How’s it even possible to keep getting cornier with every single thing they put out, kinda crazy.

Mike V should just do that shit from label kills (90% pushing part) where he kicks his board away and jumps back on. 15 year old me thought that shit was pretty funny the first time I saw it.

Free max b
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on January 15, 2022, 05:45:57 AM
 HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER AND HARDER
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 15, 2022, 08:16:16 AM
The shit talk in this game made it worth it. Tyler just blowing him out with those dumb hard tricks was the Cherry on top
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on January 15, 2022, 08:24:54 AM
that wallride was sick the rest of it was just pitiful. should’ve just turned down the batb and let his legacy in that stay where it was
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 15, 2022, 08:26:51 AM
imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bo bice on January 15, 2022, 08:30:58 AM
imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate

Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 15, 2022, 08:31:48 AM
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imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate
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Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.

who
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: duster1 on January 15, 2022, 09:48:33 AM
https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

Paul Blart
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on January 15, 2022, 10:29:13 AM
I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somedudefromnj on January 15, 2022, 10:34:00 AM
its funny cause mike v is sick as fuck

but why did i watch that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RAGEQUIT on January 15, 2022, 10:40:50 AM
Facepalm...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on January 15, 2022, 10:55:41 AM
I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself
It's unfortunate that they're gaming the youtube algorithm with these long-ass battles. Back in the day the battles were all tightly edited and under 3-4 minutes, maybe because they were hosting that shit themselves with pre-rolls. Now the quantity is higher and the quality is, dare i say, lower.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on January 15, 2022, 11:46:17 AM
https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

Paul Blart
seems unfair to make the dude with his arm in a cast do all these street plants and shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on January 15, 2022, 12:09:31 PM
So Tyler Peterson is not only in 2 different brackets but he’s also an icon now. Got it. Fyre Festival was more organized than this fuckshow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on January 15, 2022, 12:23:14 PM
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I really hate myself for clicking it, dont waste your time... the first 5 Minutes are only talking.

I never thought it was possible to ruin and fail so hard on bath12, but Berra you keep out doing yourself
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It's unfortunate that they're gaming the youtube algorithm with these long-ass battles. Back in the day the battles were all tightly edited and under 3-4 minutes, maybe because they were hosting that shit themselves with pre-rolls. Now the quantity is higher and the quality is, dare i say, lower.

You dare to be correct. Honestly, pretty surprised they didnt make Mike V win. He must have told them "no way I'm at this fucking place for more than 24 hours."
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: getonkrooked on January 15, 2022, 12:46:14 PM
https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

Paul Blart

Clicked on it, watched 2 minutes and thought this is the cringiest skateboarding content ever created...then i checked the comments of this video on Youtube. I'm baffled
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: 1090 jake on January 15, 2022, 12:52:12 PM
vallely actually came close on that bigflip. game looked fake but he seems like he could actually compete in conventional BATB if he tried.

im rockin wit y'all if y'all rockin wit me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on January 15, 2022, 12:59:08 PM
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https://youtu.be/ZvzKue_vWFE

Paul Blart
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seems unfair to make the dude with his arm in a cast do all these street plants and shit

Yeah, this was fucking stupid. If you're gonna allow Mike V to do all that shit at least have him play someone with two functional hands. Berra just seems bar'd out on Xanax or something at this point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on January 15, 2022, 01:05:26 PM
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imagine having to book a round trip plane ticket out of iowa every time you want to skate
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Des Moines has the biggest skatepark in America.
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who

its french for "The moines"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: munchbox on January 15, 2022, 01:32:00 PM
give it up for page 89!
(https://i.ibb.co/gwtS6pY/916-D9-FD8-F6-CC-406-C-8966-C77-D092-E2-A39.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 15, 2022, 01:45:50 PM
hahaha incredibly bad.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on January 15, 2022, 01:57:38 PM
Mike V is insufferable.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on January 15, 2022, 02:13:37 PM
If this thread gets to page 100, Borra wins.

Shut it down now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on January 15, 2022, 02:18:28 PM
Not gunna lie, Mike’s handlplants are pretty timeless and he does em so perfectly. Also that wall bash was tight too. But yeah overall, lame berries shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: 1090 jake on January 15, 2022, 02:27:25 PM
not for nuffin but i thought tyler peterson was dat lightskinneded boy wit da dreads. im like who dis white boy wit da cast on?


i'm rockin wit y'all if y'all rockin wit me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on January 15, 2022, 02:28:25 PM
not for nuffin but i thought tyler peterson was dat lightskinneded boy wit da dreads. im like who dis white boy wit da cast on?


i'm rockin wit y'all if y'all rockin wit me

Neat! I'm rockin' wit you baby!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on January 15, 2022, 02:28:32 PM
not for nuffin but i thought tyler peterson was dat lightskinneded boy wit da dreads. im like who dis white boy wit da cast on?


i'm rockin wit y'all if y'all rockin wit me
im rockin with you stink but that’s tyson peterson
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on January 15, 2022, 02:31:40 PM
Respect for Chris Cole, atleast he tried some of the handplant stuff
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on January 15, 2022, 02:47:01 PM
Respect for Chris Cole, atleast he tried some of the handplant stuff

The bloke had a cast on his arm / wrist for fucks sake.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Chauncey Laroux on January 15, 2022, 05:30:47 PM
I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment? 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: munchbox on January 15, 2022, 05:33:54 PM
they are way too busy not soiling their names
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ray C. Usery on January 15, 2022, 05:47:46 PM
I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?

They should've gotten CRob back. That would've been good

What the world needs now is more Chris Roberts and the Berrics 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on January 15, 2022, 05:48:38 PM
not for nuffin but i thought tyler peterson was dat lightskinneded boy wit da dreads. im like who dis white boy wit da cast on?


i'm rockin wit y'all if y'all rockin wit me

Damn, homie got banned real quick. rockin' no more
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 15, 2022, 05:57:14 PM
At least Mike was having fun, and that wall ride was pretty gnarly.

This Tyson Tyler Peterson character appeared to be in the midst of battling some sort of catatonic depressive episode.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 15, 2022, 06:17:23 PM
why is mike v allowed to use the park obstacles?

ref should have DQ'd him on the first trick

 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on January 15, 2022, 06:23:25 PM
The "joke" about Ed not having left his house in two years is fucked. Oh you mean the dude who has publicly talk about his health issues being a major reason why he retired from being a pro is not leaving his house is the bad guy? I wonder if there was a global crisis and issue maybe factoring in to why he might wanna stay at home more than usual. What an asshole piece of shit. No wonder this is falling apart and at least he's showing that he gave 0 consideration to INTL concerns during a global pandemic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on January 15, 2022, 07:13:57 PM
Plot twist; Tyler is Mike V’s estranged son from some demo chick 25 years ago.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somedudefromnj on January 15, 2022, 07:18:09 PM
At least Mike was having fun, and that wall ride was pretty gnarly.

This Tyson Tyler Peterson character appeared to be in the midst of battling some sort of catatonic depressive episode.

and whenever he does that handplant shit down stuff u cant deny that takes something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: my english is bad on January 15, 2022, 11:06:55 PM
és need to make another game of skate beacuse batb12 sucks
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Post by: Paul Cicero on January 16, 2022, 12:21:09 AM
és need to make another game of skate beacuse batb12 sucks

Cole brings back his bandana.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on January 16, 2022, 04:33:02 AM
This shit is manufactured by Berra to be this bad. More people talking shit - more people watching the games - more ad money.
This is a vlog reality show with skating in it (once a month)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jowiththeflow on January 16, 2022, 04:59:48 AM
és need to make another game of skate beacuse batb12 sucks

It should be a world wide tournament with the finals being the only* discipline at the olympics. (minus and minus = plus)

*Edit: at least it's judgeable.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on January 16, 2022, 07:57:50 AM
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Paul Blart
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seems unfair to make the dude with his arm in a cast do all these street plants and shit
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Yeah, this was fucking stupid. If you're gonna allow Mike V to do all that shit at least have him play someone with two functional hands. Berra just seems bar'd out on Xanax or something at this point.

*Xenux
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on January 16, 2022, 08:00:08 AM
I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?
I don't think Jason Lee is allowed back into the berrics since he left scientology.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on January 16, 2022, 08:49:18 AM
In all honesty frickin Dyrdek put Skateboarding in a box.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on January 16, 2022, 09:00:56 AM
Poor kid had to do handplants with an injured hand/wrist
Using the whole park was also a bitch move
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on January 16, 2022, 09:10:38 AM
Poor kid had to do handplants with an injured hand/wrist
Using the whole park was also a bitch move

Yeah bro did you see how Mike asserted dominance? Fucking sick. Absolute legend bringing the old school back.

- Every 50-plus skater who started again after buying an Andy Anderson deck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on January 16, 2022, 09:17:53 AM
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I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?
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I don't think Jason Lee is allowed back into the berrics since he left scientology.

I remember when jason lee came back to skateboarding (also mentioned is Gershon 9club), berra was posting all sorts of his shit of jason lee.  I haven’t seen jason lee’s Instagram in a long time, is he still skating.  I seen dune still hitting up red curbs a lot and will post pics of him a jason working on stereo shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on January 16, 2022, 09:29:26 AM
That was lame
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on January 16, 2022, 11:12:21 AM
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I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?
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I don't think Jason Lee is allowed back into the berrics since he left scientology.
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I remember when jason lee came back to skateboarding (also mentioned is Gershon 9club), berra was posting all sorts of his shit of jason lee.  I haven’t seen jason lee’s Instagram in a long time, is he still skating.  I seen dune still hitting up red curbs a lot and will post pics of him a jason working on stereo shit
last i checked he was skating curbs with his son in a parking lot and did a trick in his house. that was a few months ago and i don’t remember when those were posted
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on January 16, 2022, 12:54:36 PM
Needed more cariuma logos
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mother Goose. on January 16, 2022, 01:05:55 PM
I feel bad for ribsman
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: veritas on January 16, 2022, 01:09:05 PM
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on January 16, 2022, 01:30:27 PM
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I immediately thought Tyson Peterson as well when they first said his name, and I thought "This could be an interesting game." But then it was the same Cariuma dude we already saw play a round...   I don't get it.  Why not actually get Ray Barbee or Jason Lee??   How about some real entertainment?
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I don't think Jason Lee is allowed back into the berrics since he left scientology.
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I remember when jason lee came back to skateboarding (also mentioned is Gershon 9club), berra was posting all sorts of his shit of jason lee.  I haven’t seen jason lee’s Instagram in a long time, is he still skating.  I seen dune still hitting up red curbs a lot and will post pics of him a jason working on stereo shit
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last i checked he was skating curbs with his son in a parking lot and did a trick in his house. that was a few months ago and i don’t remember when those were posted

Yeah, I’d assume he’s still skating. Seems like he’s living his dream. He and his son have the same backside 180’s.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BL0B on January 16, 2022, 01:30:52 PM
has anyone asked the percentage of Berriuma shoes per battle is yet? seems like at least one pair per battle?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on January 16, 2022, 01:32:05 PM
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.

Pretty much just a staged event for showcasing both their skills, although I have to admit Mike V's wallride to back into transition caught me off guard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on January 16, 2022, 01:35:03 PM
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.

nailed it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on January 16, 2022, 03:44:02 PM
Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
took me a minute to realize that's Tyson Peterson ha ha

A few years ago Tyler Peterson briefly tried to go by Tyler Jeremy instead to avoid any confusion with the Baker pro.

…I can't believe that's the kind of skate fact I have in my head.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on January 16, 2022, 05:08:05 PM
This seemed like cariuma propaganda to me…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on January 16, 2022, 06:47:41 PM
Was ribs man even an actual skater or just various dudes in a costume? I feel like Mike V's apathy and irritation weren't scripted, it was good to see how irritated these pros are.

"I'm not gonna call Tony Hawk. You wanna call Tony?"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 16, 2022, 07:10:29 PM
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Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
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Pretty much just a staged event for showcasing both their skills, although I have to admit Mike V's wallride to back into transition caught me off guard.
glad to see Mike V still looking very comfortable on the board, I didn't think he was skating so much these days.
he was also pretty close to landing the first big spin kickflip he tried too!
(but yeah, disgusting cariuma funded paid advertisement disguised as a game of skate)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on January 20, 2022, 03:01:28 PM
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Not watching this but im willing to bet its Mike V doing various twirls, dipsy doodles and skateboard gymnastics. The kid from Baker will probably do a 360 flip while not showering and light a joint.
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took me a minute to realize that's Tyson Peterson ha ha

A few years ago Tyler Peterson briefly tried to go by Tyler Jeremy instead to avoid any confusion with the Baker pro.

…I can't believe that's the kind of skate fact I have in my head.

Tyson is a boss level Florida Man tho. I feel like there’s no other like him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on January 20, 2022, 03:29:58 PM
I feel bad for ribsman

who?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pbj on January 21, 2022, 03:03:54 PM
As others noted..

-why was Mike able to skate the park?
-why was Tyler Peterson added to the bracket twice, despite the obvious that he’s Borra’s shill

Haven’t been watching this much anyway for obvious reasons, but why would anyone want to tune into a staged contest??

Shut it down or get Berra out of there
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 01, 2022, 08:51:27 AM
Totally forgot about batb12
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Post by: JugeL on February 01, 2022, 11:03:06 AM
Totally forgot about batb12
So did they
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 02, 2022, 07:53:17 AM
They haven't had a legitimate game in over two months! Last four games were Mike mo coming back in disguise, a faked Crob vs Kelly Hart match, Luan skating against himself, and whatever that Mike V monstrosity was.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jewel Runner on February 02, 2022, 07:54:46 AM
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Totally forgot about batb12
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So did they
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on February 03, 2022, 01:41:32 PM
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Totally forgot about batb12
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So did they

To be fair Omicron was kicking a lot of ass last month in LA
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on February 03, 2022, 01:49:22 PM
It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DannyDee on February 03, 2022, 02:06:52 PM
It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.
Yeah, The Berrics have so damaged their reputation that they couldn't go back to the style of the early ones. Just get top pros in California and have them play casually. But, I feel every since they put money on the line, and then brought in the Joes who played to win with circus tricks, it hasn't been the same. Like, I don't care if this skatepark kid can triple dolphin flip. I'd rather watch some established pro do some sick popped flat ground, against another pro who can do the same. Not some youtube kid chasing rep cause he beat Chris Cole.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on February 03, 2022, 06:57:31 PM
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It's almost like it was a bad idea to do a long, drawn-out, extended contest during the course of a global pandemic.
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Yeah, The Berrics have so damaged their reputation that they couldn't go back to the style of the early ones. Just get top pros in California and have them play casually. But, I feel every since they put money on the line, and then brought in the Joes who played to win with circus tricks, it hasn't been the same. Like, I don't care if this skatepark kid can triple dolphin flip. I'd rather watch some established pro do some sick popped flat ground, against another pro who can do the same. Not some youtube kid chasing rep cause he beat Chris Cole.

Kelly mentioned that skaters dont get paid on batb, and that maybe the top 3 winners get something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CorneliusCardew on February 03, 2022, 08:15:55 PM
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Wash the bad taste of BATB 12 out with Luan killing it but ultimately losing to Cody Cepeda. Gassed out hard towards the end, but a flatground 540 is something else.
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Talk about contrast between skaters. Luan pops everything perfect, fast and 3 feet off the ground. Cody cepeda is out there just mowing the lawn and burning worms. All whilst going as slow as you can go on a skateboard.
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cody cepeda is like a sloth on a skateboard, cant stand it

What's so bad about sloths? I love those little guys
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 07, 2022, 05:45:43 PM
Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Space Cowboy on February 07, 2022, 05:50:46 PM
Well there hasn’t been at batb12 games for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore

At this rate the finals wont be for another year, there is still around 28 games that need to take place before finals...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 07, 2022, 05:54:06 PM
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At this rate the finals wont be for another year, there is still around 28 games that need to take place before finals...

Batb12 is boring at this point. I think it’s they were making it quite frequent where the fun disappears.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on February 07, 2022, 06:00:37 PM
only a matter of time before berra declares cariuma skateboard legend mike V the undisputed winner

he will then show his dominance in a 90 minute victory speech, letting us all know this was 'meant to be' and that he is THE alpha male skateboarder
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on February 09, 2022, 04:28:04 AM
only a matter of time before berra declares cariuma skateboard legend mike V the undisputed winner

he will then show his dominance in a 90 minute victory speech, letting us all know this was 'meant to be' and that he is THE alpha male skateboarder

(https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/44810219_2299887170231436_2619677712641425408_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=8024bb&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=xm9PCTESYJMAX_UGzNX&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&oh=00_AT8XiYrXUwGX1ixuqy578M8xZqtS0lsbBiVZ_Ey17lQD-w&oe=622B35E4)

i know this was posted in the car thread but somehow i feel like it belongs here too
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ambient Johnny on February 09, 2022, 07:54:17 AM
Who knew never playing metal or having anything to do with the metal scene in any shape or form, along with writing terrible poetry, made you the "most metal" in skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on February 09, 2022, 08:40:13 AM
Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore

Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on February 09, 2022, 01:54:06 PM
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Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.

always forgive beagle, never forgive berra
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Youoverthere on February 09, 2022, 02:48:48 PM
Who knew never playing metal or having anything to do with the metal scene in any shape or form, along with writing terrible poetry, made you the "most metal" in skateboarding.
mike v looks like he listens to earth crisis lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on February 09, 2022, 03:25:08 PM
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Who knew never playing metal or having anything to do with the metal scene in any shape or form, along with writing terrible poetry, made you the "most metal" in skateboarding.
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mike v looks like he listens to earth crisis lol

I seen them live in 98 before i knew what a vegan was…they actually convinced me to get their cd , they arent that bad a band despite vegans being typically annoying
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on February 09, 2022, 04:47:58 PM
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Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
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Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.
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always forgive beagle, never forgive berra

Of course, I’m just bummed there hasn’t been a new one in awhile. Sure he’s just busy with some new project though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Southernmost on February 09, 2022, 10:49:42 PM
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Well there hasn’t been a batb12 game for the last 3 weeks. Might as well not exist anymore
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Or a new Beagle Tapes, what’s up with that? Used to be so consistent.
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always forgive beagle, never forgive berra
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Of course, I’m just bummed there hasn’t been a new one in awhile. Sure he’s just busy with some new project though.

Beagles probably finishing up “Shrimp Blunt” Shake Junts new video. Not sure what the Berrics is doing. Berra seems like he’s losing it even more than we thought possible. Why post that rambling rant video to not even follow up with any new matches. I saw a suggested video from them today it was something like “David Gonzales worst slams” so maybe they’ve been working hard on that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on February 13, 2022, 12:33:12 PM
Think it’s safe to say this tournament has been wrapped up. A month with no games. What a dumbass for trying to coordinate such a massive tournament with Covid still running wild
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on February 13, 2022, 12:49:11 PM
So many failures it ended up being more engaging than it probably would have been if it had run smoothly.

My favorite part was Ribiero making it clear he could smoke whoever it was he was playing and then throwing the game so he wouldn’t have to come back.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on February 13, 2022, 01:49:46 PM
My favorite part was Ribiero making it clear he could smoke whoever it was he was playing and then throwing the game so he wouldn’t have to come back.

Never thought much about Ribiero before that game but now i kinda like him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on February 13, 2022, 02:12:06 PM
I really hope some other company/corp takes over the reigns for an annual game of skate, I don't even care if it's a company like Nike as long as it's run smoothly. BATB will never be what it once was.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on February 13, 2022, 02:14:09 PM
Cariuma blowin' it so hard that i feel like i like Nike now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on February 13, 2022, 03:06:35 PM
I really hope some other company/corp takes over the reigns for an annual game of skate, I don't even care if it's a company like Nike as long as it's run smoothly. BATB will never be what it once was.

i'm waiting for the new slides and grinds
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on February 13, 2022, 03:45:19 PM
I still rewatch this one from time to time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53qCjASwks&t=9s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on February 13, 2022, 04:07:16 PM
I still rewatch this one from time to time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I53qCjASwks&t=9s
still the best game ever.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on February 13, 2022, 05:11:47 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on February 13, 2022, 05:36:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
Time stamp? I didn't see any fakie hard
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on February 13, 2022, 06:58:37 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever

MJ’s flat is so stylish in this one
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on February 13, 2022, 10:16:35 PM
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Time stamp? I didn't see any fakie hard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX7Vr0QUedk

My bad, this one

2:37
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Wizard Fight on February 13, 2022, 10:56:41 PM
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i'm waiting for the new slides and grinds

I don't speak a lick of Portuguese but I loved when I watched those videos and I don't understand shit til someone says "eslides end grimds"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on February 14, 2022, 12:46:18 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever

I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on February 14, 2022, 12:55:39 AM
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Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
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I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks

A lot can be taken from this game.

Berra has always been a insufferable.
MJ is one of the best to ever do it.
BATB used to be way better.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on February 14, 2022, 06:16:43 AM
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I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks
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A lot can be taken from this game.

Berra has always been a insufferable.
MJ is one of the best to ever do it.
BATB used to be way better.

I feel like batb was a special way to watch pros just having fun skating flat, which was kind of new and interesting before ig changed the way pros released clips.
Seeing the way Layton or someone like Arto Saari pops tricks a foot and a half high was new to me at least. And finding out MJ could fuck up a 360 flip was exciting too.
I don’t know what would even make batb interesting again. The idea that getting a glimpse of a (often) non contest oriented pro playing a game of skate had a certain lack of pageantry and spectacle, like it was a moment captured and not heavily staged or particularly professional , and I don’t think things are moving back that way at the Berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mouth on February 14, 2022, 06:27:53 AM
BATB was great before it fuckin sucked.
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Post by: Turtle Boy on February 14, 2022, 07:00:29 AM
I love the fact that this edition is totally embarrasing for all people involved, specially for Cariuma.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tortfeasor on February 14, 2022, 08:15:43 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
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I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks
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A lot can be taken from this game.

Berra has always been a insufferable.
MJ is one of the best to ever do it.
BATB used to be way better.
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I feel like batb was a special way to watch pros just having fun skating flat, which was kind of new and interesting before ig changed the way pros released clips.
Seeing the way Layton or someone like Arto Saari pops tricks a foot and a half high was new to me at least. And finding out MJ could fuck up a 360 flip was exciting too.
I don’t know what would even make batb interesting again. The idea that getting a glimpse of a (often) non contest oriented pro playing a game of skate had a certain lack of pageantry and spectacle, like it was a moment captured and not heavily staged or particularly professional , and I don’t think things are moving back that way at the Berrics.

you kind of hit on what they would need to do;  tighten up and dial down.  go back to a very limited number of interesting A and B tier skaters, get rid of all the fluff, and get back to basics. limit the season time so the time of year feels special. 

if they want to give joes and influencers a shot (which i do respect) do it as a a separate feeder series like how f2 is to f1.  or do a one day/weekend Dana White Contender Series style event where people can battle to earn a spot.  i would happily spend a train ride or lazy Sunday afternoon watching a 15 min video of a skate tourney.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on February 14, 2022, 10:53:55 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
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I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks
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A lot can be taken from this game.

Berra has always been a insufferable.
MJ is one of the best to ever do it.
BATB used to be way better.
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I feel like batb was a special way to watch pros just having fun skating flat, which was kind of new and interesting before ig changed the way pros released clips.
Seeing the way Layton or someone like Arto Saari pops tricks a foot and a half high was new to me at least. And finding out MJ could fuck up a 360 flip was exciting too.
I don’t know what would even make batb interesting again. The idea that getting a glimpse of a (often) non contest oriented pro playing a game of skate had a certain lack of pageantry and spectacle, like it was a moment captured and not heavily staged or particularly professional , and I don’t think things are moving back that way at the Berrics.

Good point i was amazed at how CK lost to billy marks on almost every trick …
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 15, 2022, 09:26:17 AM
Gotta agree about IG because I feel like it ruined some aspects of skating. Good source for skate news but too many trap edits that i can’t stand
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on February 15, 2022, 09:38:28 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCwIIcbNUDc

Best Fakie Hardflip caught on film ever
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I remember this game and being amazed how high Layton popped some of his tricks
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A lot can be taken from this game.

Berra has always been a insufferable.
MJ is one of the best to ever do it.
BATB used to be way better.
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I feel like batb was a special way to watch pros just having fun skating flat, which was kind of new and interesting before ig changed the way pros released clips.
Seeing the way Layton or someone like Arto Saari pops tricks a foot and a half high was new to me at least. And finding out MJ could fuck up a 360 flip was exciting too.
I don’t know what would even make batb interesting again. The idea that getting a glimpse of a (often) non contest oriented pro playing a game of skate had a certain lack of pageantry and spectacle, like it was a moment captured and not heavily staged or particularly professional , and I don’t think things are moving back that way at the Berrics.
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Good point i was amazed at how CK lost to billy marks on almost every trick …

I think at some point CK realized he didn't have to prove shit to anyone after he tore Tpuds a new asshole in batb2. Fool showed up to that match with Billy Marks absolutely blasted lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on February 15, 2022, 03:20:56 PM
Another reason it blows now is the lack of diversity in who’s skating.
The old ones had guys who weren’t necessarily known for their flat game (Peter Ramondetta, Heath, Lizard King etc) and it was fun to watch how they do basic flat tricks. I feel it’s been the same skaters for like 5 years at least.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on February 15, 2022, 07:09:18 PM
Another reason it blows now is the lack of diversity in who’s skating.
The old ones had guys who weren’t necessarily known for their flat game (Peter Ramondetta, Heath, Lizard King etc) and it was fun to watch how they do basic flat tricks. I feel it’s been the same skaters for like 5 years at least.

This massive bracket has been a fail if you ask me.  They tried to one-up the new wave of Revive and it has backfired.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Kicked2thecurb on February 15, 2022, 11:02:12 PM
Which will happen first ?

Round 2 or this thread hitting 100 pages?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 16, 2022, 05:37:07 AM
Feel like that blueberry fella used to pop up on my insta feed and in convos all the time until he got whooped in this, I don't think I've seen or heard of him once since. Maybe that's the one good thing to come from this BATB, exposing him for how shit he actually is
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on February 16, 2022, 06:18:55 AM
I love the fact that this edition is totally embarrasing for all people involved, specially for Cariuma.

maybe you havent seen this yet

(https://www.thegamingwear.com/static/Razer-x-Cariuma-exclusive-sneaker.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: hamisonrye on February 16, 2022, 07:25:11 PM
Hit me randomly, Jerry Gurney vs Mike V, with full park would have been more fun than what happened.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: finknoos on February 17, 2022, 02:47:07 AM
So we're done with this shit now right?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on February 17, 2022, 08:45:35 AM
So we're done with this shit now right?

i mean, it seems like berra cant even put it together enough for new battles, so.... yes by default haha
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on February 17, 2022, 08:59:26 AM
Batb 13 coming back with a vengeance. Itll be the over fifty game of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on February 17, 2022, 09:43:58 AM
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maybe you havent seen this yet

(https://www.thegamingwear.com/static/Razer-x-Cariuma-exclusive-sneaker.jpg)
The emo and gamer bitches gonna go crazy over this one
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on February 17, 2022, 10:33:21 AM
The pacing of BATB games used to be soooo good. This Chico v Mike Mo video is only 2 1/2 minutes long and packed with tricks, but nowadays the intro/rule reading itself will run over 3 minutes.  ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mzDwF2Za4
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chrisskates808 on February 17, 2022, 05:08:01 PM
Waste of dedication to do batb12
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WPG on February 17, 2022, 05:16:33 PM
The pacing of BATB games used to be soooo good. This Chico v Mike Mo video is only 2 1/2 minutes long and packed with tricks, but nowadays the intro/rule reading itself will run over 3 minutes.  ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mzDwF2Za4

Main difference this was skate content

Now they just draw it out to make the most ad money they can
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on February 17, 2022, 05:32:36 PM
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The pacing of BATB games used to be soooo good. This Chico v Mike Mo video is only 2 1/2 minutes long and packed with tricks, but nowadays the intro/rule reading itself will run over 3 minutes.  ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mzDwF2Za4
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Main difference this was skate content

Now they just draw it out to make the most ad money they can
I could watch mike mo skate flatground for hours. Luckily he has enough content to do so
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on February 17, 2022, 06:15:40 PM
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The pacing of BATB games used to be soooo good. This Chico v Mike Mo video is only 2 1/2 minutes long and packed with tricks, but nowadays the intro/rule reading itself will run over 3 minutes.  ::)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3mzDwF2Za4
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Main difference this was skate content

Now they just draw it out to make the most ad money they can
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I could watch mike mo skate flatground for hours. Luckily he has enough content to do so

Short but sweet battle - clear style difference between Chico (loosey goosey) and Mo (popped and stomped).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on February 17, 2022, 08:41:52 PM
Hahah god damn Berras fit is wild, even compared to a Barney purple LRG shirt
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on February 25, 2022, 02:21:18 PM
Sooo…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on February 26, 2022, 03:17:10 AM
Dear Steve, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on February 26, 2022, 03:32:25 AM
Confirming people on your event/contest without even inviting them.

What could go wrong?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on February 26, 2022, 08:11:36 AM
It’s over at this point, yeah?
In place of the grand finale battle,  we had Tough Dad Vallely & a kid nobody’s heard of, duking it out in a staged/scripted skit instead, and that’ll just have to do for finals night drama. Do I have that right?
The CDC is lifting mask restrictions, travel is opening back up, larger gatherings are once again permitted in California: I wonder what his excuse will be this time, now that he can’t use COVID to cover for his shitty planning?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on February 26, 2022, 10:04:31 AM
It’s over at this point, yeah?
In place of the grand finale battle,  we had Tough Dad Vallely & a kid nobody’s heard of, duking it out in a staged/scripted skit instead, and that’ll just have to do for finals night drama. Do I have that right?
The CDC is lifting mask restrictions, travel is opening back up, larger gatherings are once again permitted in California: I wonder what his excuse will be this time, now that he can’t use COVID to cover for his shitty planning?

i think borra already said they are filming every single round 2 battle before dropping the first one so that it will be consistent every week
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: gsosa on February 26, 2022, 12:10:48 PM
Is Steve Berra trying to turn himself into the Vince McMahon of skateboarding with this scripted bullshit?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on February 26, 2022, 12:21:38 PM
Is Steve Berra trying to turn himself into the Vince McMahon of skateboarding with this scripted bullshit?
Who is gonna be Stone Cold and beat the shit out of him then?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on February 26, 2022, 12:37:16 PM
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Is Steve Berra trying to turn himself into the Vince McMahon of skateboarding with this scripted bullshit?
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Who is gonna be Stone Cold and beat the shit out of him then?
Jovontae ABD
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on February 26, 2022, 12:48:39 PM
Pretty sure berra posted on an ig live that this is over and he plans to redo it at the Scientology hq
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on February 26, 2022, 03:15:27 PM
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Who is gonna be Stone Cold and beat the shit out of him then?

The illusion looks like if you mixed Dee Snyder with Courtney love.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on February 27, 2022, 04:37:50 AM
Got this video in my recommdations, Diegos' flatground is fucked too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhIL10-3VsY&ab_channel=TheBerrics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 27, 2022, 05:17:30 AM
Can't wait for his 3,000 word instagram post where he tells us it's cancelled and it's all our fault for complaining too much
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on February 27, 2022, 07:16:32 AM
does anyone feel bad for Dumb Data on youtube?

like, dude has probably been watching all the BATB matches so far, religiously tallying ever heelflip and kickflip and everything else

and now berra is gonna come along and just cancel the whole shebang lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on March 01, 2022, 11:33:02 AM
In the meantime let’s watch a true flatground style legend

https://youtu.be/2sNAKhogKFE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on March 01, 2022, 11:35:32 AM
In the meantime let’s watch a true flatground style legend

https://youtu.be/2sNAKhogKFE
Jeffwon Song looking like a low rent Jack Olson in that clip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on March 01, 2022, 12:19:33 PM
Dude I don’t even like Jack Olson and I wouldn’t diss him like that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 01, 2022, 12:34:17 PM
Jeff's skating is guilty pleasure for me
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on March 04, 2022, 02:40:12 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbZyMCHM6PU
So instead of giving us arguably the best matchup, we get this
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: biaherl on March 04, 2022, 02:55:36 PM
Is BATB12 dying?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on March 04, 2022, 06:11:09 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbZyMCHM6PU
So instead of giving us arguably the best matchup, we get this

what matchup did this replace

i wasnt paying enough attention
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on March 04, 2022, 06:29:47 PM
Ishod & Shane, if I recall.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on March 04, 2022, 07:04:33 PM
This is sad. Berrics is like the guy that gets chemotherapy even though he only have 6 months to live. Just let this die. Please.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: maxi-pad on March 04, 2022, 07:49:56 PM
Is BATB12 dying?
one can dream
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 04, 2022, 09:00:43 PM
Sierra is sick, Nick not so much
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: brucewillis on March 04, 2022, 09:14:41 PM
Sierra is underrated, deserves better sponsors.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on March 05, 2022, 05:36:20 AM
He could have been one of the top pros out there...but Sierra Mist his chance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somefucker on March 05, 2022, 05:41:55 AM
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bumped into with Sierra at the LA courthouse ledges in 2017, I think he had just been told on the phone he wasnt on skeleton key anymore, bc seemed bummed. he gave me a bunch of skeleton key hardware and other swag and took off his skeleton key shirt and left
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 05, 2022, 08:36:46 AM
https://youtu.be/TnrqvN6ChPE
Nick skates 0.25 speed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on March 05, 2022, 10:01:41 AM
lol great comeback after a couple month hiatus, 8min video, 16 different tricks landed, 3 minutes of Berra monologue. Not to mention they switched two skaters that everyone wanted to two that nobody wanted
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on March 05, 2022, 10:30:09 AM
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bumped into with Sierra at the LA courthouse ledges in 2017, I think he had just been told on the phone he wasnt on skeleton key anymore, bc seemed bummed. he gave me a bunch of skeleton key hardware and other swag and took off his skeleton key shirt and left

Sierra Fellers and some of his friends randomly stayed at my house like 6 years ago for a few days.  Sierra was pretty cool, other than trying to get me to give him all of my weed for 1 shitty mystery deck before he left. (Was not a fair trade for something that he got for free). His filmer was even like “come on, Sierra . Hook him up”

Then the day they were going to leave, the battery or something died in his Cadillac(cant exactly remember what happened) to where he wasnt able to open the trunk.  I went outside after showering to Sierra just screaming at his car in front of my house on the street and throwing his shit around.  The temper toward his car was scary, thought he was gonna focus it. 

Then the trunk opened after an hour of screaming and the  filmer tossed me a few sets of wheels and they headed off the Californee-way.

Still a huge fan.


Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on March 05, 2022, 10:37:12 AM
nick wacker
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on March 05, 2022, 10:44:33 AM
Now that I realize we're just watching Steve's midlife crisis in bite sized installments I'm pretty sucked in. Honestly it's the most relatable he's ever been.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on March 05, 2022, 10:52:00 AM
Now that I realize we're just watching Steve's midlife crisis in bite sized installments I'm pretty sucked in. Honestly it's the most relatable he's ever been.

Lol dude so mean

Yet so funny

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on March 05, 2022, 11:45:34 AM
If Nick Tucker we’re going any slower he’d be stopped.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on March 05, 2022, 12:07:27 PM
If Nick Tucker we’re going any slower he’d be stopped.

Yeah that was insane... should be DQ’d

WOLFPACK
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matt_2993 on March 05, 2022, 12:08:31 PM
360 inward heel was done at proper speed and that is a trick straight out of fucking nightmares
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on March 05, 2022, 12:11:00 PM
That last trick was wild
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Noble Experiment on March 05, 2022, 12:42:19 PM
I feel like going that slow would actually make whatever trick you’re trying harder than if you gave it one or two extra pushes. Maybe he was just trying to challenge himself? &#129300;
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 05, 2022, 12:47:58 PM
Going that slow on a fucking fakie flip should be automatic letter
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on March 05, 2022, 12:48:32 PM
360 inward heel was done at proper speed and that is a trick straight out of fucking nightmares

Was that the first one ever done in a game of skate? Wild trick to be able to land consistently.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on March 05, 2022, 12:58:52 PM
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Was that the first one ever done in a game of skate? Wild trick to be able to land consistently.
If proper speed is a 1/4 of a push to do an extremely illegal trick, then yes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on March 05, 2022, 01:29:55 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/fCjbg5b/yall-got-anymore-5a67d6.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pointandclick on March 05, 2022, 01:35:27 PM
nick tucker is one of the worst people to watch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on March 05, 2022, 02:01:56 PM
If Nick Tucker we’re going any slower he’d be stopped.

im pretty sure on a couple of the tricks he rolled to a stop right before the pop, and just kind of scooted after the land lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on March 05, 2022, 02:38:39 PM
two of the ugliest 360 flips ever done

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on March 05, 2022, 03:00:36 PM
Sooo slow, a bit embarrassing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on March 05, 2022, 08:32:33 PM
https://youtu.be/TnrqvN6ChPE
Nick skates 0.25 speed

Skip the first 2:40 to avoid Borra yammering in front of the camera.

360 Inward Heelflip was interesting, no Cariuma logos on t-shirts or shoes, could have been worse.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: theoriginalgoon on March 05, 2022, 09:13:52 PM
wasnt sierra riding for axion with nick tucker? looks like that didnt last long did it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skool on March 06, 2022, 01:55:41 AM
Didn't Nick fake flip a bench at parallel!?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on March 06, 2022, 02:08:38 AM
So forgetting all that ugly flatground skating from who cares anyway

What stood out the most was berra reading the rules and saying "may god have mercy on your souls - it's still cool to talk about god right?"

Berra on pretending to be Christian? Berra of Xenu? Berra actually still Christian despite investing in scientology pyramid scheme?

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on March 06, 2022, 05:10:52 AM
WE ARE WOLVES
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on March 06, 2022, 05:51:55 AM
Sierra later little feller
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on March 06, 2022, 05:59:10 AM
So forgetting all that ugly flatground skating from who cares anyway

What stood out the most was berra reading the rules and saying "may god have mercy on your souls - it's still cool to talk about god right?"

Berra on pretending to be Christian? Berra of Xenu? Berra actually still Christian despite investing in scientology pyramid scheme?

myself i am beyond the "laughing at berra" stage and already on to the "concerned for berra's mental health" stage

dude seems like he is losing his tenuous grasp on reality
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on March 06, 2022, 06:27:27 AM
Melon's score for Kanye Donda 2 reminded me of Berra and BATB12

(https://i.ibb.co/VHKcRGc/Screenshot-20220306-092135-You-Tube.jpg) (https://ibb.co/VHKcRGc)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on March 06, 2022, 03:25:31 PM
Is Wolfpack wearing his old Diamond signature shoe still?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on March 06, 2022, 03:37:43 PM
Is Wolfpack wearing his old Diamond signature shoe still?
I was trying to figure that out. Wasn’t he on the axion reboot?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on March 06, 2022, 05:34:33 PM
Since batb12 is pretty much dead, here's one of the best games of skate played recently

https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k (https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k)

Griffin vs Giger is gonna be nuts if it ever happens. Decunha is a beast too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on March 06, 2022, 07:21:03 PM
That’s not what I call a feather flip. I always believed that you had to pressure the board like a vertical impossible.
Them catch it switch Casper and bring it all the way back to its original position.

These kids would probably call it canceled impossible or something.

I learned that shit the year or the year after fankie hill killed skateboarding.

There was this older kid named frankie. He moved to Marblehead for like a few years around that time and he fucking ripped. He had deformed calf muscles. He was the first guy I saw irl go over a barrel over a fence and over the high school rail.

I did everything he said to do with skateboarding because he was almost as gnar as Kien Lieu. He even had the white mach 1? Mach 4? Air walks.

He was legitimately Popeye the Mutha!!! (Jerry scream) of all Ollie. Crazy calf muskles.

He taught us
impossibles
ff impossible
big spin
Front three (270 pivs)
Then pressure flip and Casper flip but it was a feather flip not a Casper I found out later.

Some of us got those almost all in one day. I don’t want to make claims. We were all vets on board but was living in a vacuum pretty much.

The last skate trick I learned from him was back three. I couldn’t do it. He made me cry about it one day. I had a Kline Candy Bar so it might have been 90. It was in good condition.

Anyway so the lesson learned.

He told me after I stopped being a lil bitch to
“go to Lincoln Ave hill and do them all the way up the hill over and over. You will get the trick.
 So I did that shit every frickin day till I got it.
Then I did it every day for the entire summer. Sometimes multi visits.


You pushing three times and scoop the fuck out of it! Shoulders around follow with the leg Twist and Stomp!
You can’t pivot easily on that hill. You gotta be like way back seat. You would slip out on flat for sure.  When you got it Yo that shit was real af.

He taught me bag lady grinds later on which I was so good at it was stupid. Impossible bag lady at the National Grand curb. Fuckin back 5oh shuv at the Spirit of 76 bookstore curbs.

He was the first person I saw to write a trick on a curb.

I never did that. Graffiti on the curb is a horrendous idea. Unless you got mad curbs. We had like 5. Maybe 6. Marblehead is like 2x4.1 miles in size.

We had bike racks and benches and a few little handrails.

Boston was the way to go tho. Saltonstall Building. Government center had stairs with giant out ledges that took like 5 try’s to grind and you had to be cooking.

Unless you had the plastic gullwing trucks. Nick had those they were wack af. Lol.

I hated slick boards too. Stupid pealing ass shit was cheating. Lol.

This thread isn’t cool enough for my story.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on March 07, 2022, 06:19:06 AM
That last trick is nuts.  I respect the difficulty and it wasn't the ugliest thing ever.  Can't imagine seeing it become a common trick ever. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on March 07, 2022, 11:44:35 AM
Those red shoes were dusty as hell. Looked like they were sitting in a window somewhere getting sunbleached and grimy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backspinflip on March 07, 2022, 12:18:06 PM
Im guessing Nick Tucker had a busted front ankle by that fakie flip. No one did any front foot flip tricks besides that.

Regardless, not a very interesting game to watch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on March 07, 2022, 05:04:15 PM
Since batb12 is pretty much dead, here's one of the best games of skate played recently

https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k (https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k)

Griffin vs Giger is gonna be nuts if it ever happens. Decunha is a beast too.

That was some of the ugliest skating I've ever seen, that Decunha guy got zero pop
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on March 07, 2022, 06:08:19 PM
Didn't Nick fake flip a bench at parallel!?

Yup. Have to be skating fast to get over those benches and picnic tables.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3Mgv5SE7Ox3AFVUaqo/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: skool on March 07, 2022, 07:00:16 PM
^^ mental he done that then does one of the worst fake flips I've ever seen a few years later. Maybe he was injured as mentioned.

Cheers for sharing that again, gnarly as fuck!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on March 07, 2022, 07:02:36 PM
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Didn't Nick fake flip a bench at parallel!?
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Yup. Have to be skating fast to get over those benches and picnic tables.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3Mgv5SE7Ox3AFVUaqo/giphy.gif)

Dang, put that in the best fakie flips of all times thread
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on March 07, 2022, 07:07:34 PM
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Is Wolfpack wearing his old Diamond signature shoe still?
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I was trying to figure that out. Wasn’t he on the axion reboot?

He 100% was skating his diamond shoe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on March 07, 2022, 07:40:03 PM
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Didn't Nick fake flip a bench at parallel!?
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Yup. Have to be skating fast to get over those benches and picnic tables.

(https://media.giphy.com/media/3Mgv5SE7Ox3AFVUaqo/giphy.gif)

That’s insane
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on March 07, 2022, 07:44:56 PM
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Is Wolfpack wearing his old Diamond signature shoe still?
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I was trying to figure that out. Wasn’t he on the axion reboot?
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He 100% was skating his diamond shoe.
I thought so too and was too lazy to look it up. Thanks for confirming.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on March 07, 2022, 08:06:24 PM
Since batb12 is pretty much dead, here's one of the best games of skate played recently

https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k (https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k)

Griffin vs Giger is gonna be nuts if it ever happens. Decunha is a beast too.

That decunha dude is disgusting.  I’ve also heard some of the English dudes talk shit on him on the bunt if I’m not mistaken.  Seems kind of like a tool
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Don on March 07, 2022, 09:55:44 PM
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Since batb12 is pretty much dead, here's one of the best games of skate played recently

https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k (https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k)

Griffin vs Giger is gonna be nuts if it ever happens. Decunha is a beast too.
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That decunha dude is disgusting.  I’ve also heard some of the English dudes talk shit on him on the bunt if I’m not mistaken.  Seems kind of like a tool

At this point he should film himself eating something while
tool playing on background
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: figureitout on March 07, 2022, 10:54:10 PM
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Is Wolfpack wearing his old Diamond signature shoe still?
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I was trying to figure that out. Wasn’t he on the axion reboot?
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He 100% was skating his diamond shoe.

Dude must be the loser he appears to be in everything i've ever seen him in (just had a quick look at his insta which is disgusting on all fronts) to not even be able to get flowed shoes as a veteran pro. So he sponsors himself board wise? Anyone know how he fell from Primitive to skating his shoe from 6 years ago?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on March 07, 2022, 10:57:50 PM
Since batb12 is pretty much dead, here's one of the best games of skate played recently

https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k (https://youtu.be/Rr-A9jqCf8k)

Griffin vs Giger is gonna be nuts if it ever happens. Decunha is a beast too.

This and the last BATB vid are a great reminder that it isn't what you do but how you fucking do it. I'll give credit where credit is due though, that hop king vid had some crazy flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on March 10, 2022, 06:11:51 AM
Had to rewind that 360 inward heel. That was a genuine surprise. Definitely didn’t seem like an even match once it started going.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allez_Jambon on March 18, 2022, 11:49:13 AM
 so they sayin fuck it and skippin to the end and making it more inconvenient to watch (or more difficult to witness their fuck ups without record)?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQAZx0O1pO/
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on March 18, 2022, 11:54:38 AM
I had to Google the Caffeine app  ???

Is that like Quiby's big brother?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on March 18, 2022, 01:09:42 PM
so they sayin fuck it and skippin to the end and making it more inconvenient to watch (or more difficult to witness their fuck ups without record)?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQAZx0O1pO/

clusterfuck is real

i almost pity Koston at this point

dude looks like there is someone just off camera with a gun
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul_Glider Skateboards on March 18, 2022, 01:30:29 PM
so they sayin fuck it and skippin to the end and making it more inconvenient to watch (or more difficult to witness their fuck ups without record)?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQAZx0O1pO/

Imagine the amount of even more hate this would get if Berra announced this. Was strategic to have Koston announce this

But im going to guess that they have a majority of recorded battles already since they have a deadline to work around
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on March 18, 2022, 01:34:42 PM
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so they sayin fuck it and skippin to the end and making it more inconvenient to watch (or more difficult to witness their fuck ups without record)?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQAZx0O1pO/
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Imagine the amount of even more hate this would get if Berra announced this. Was strategic to have Koston announce this

But im going to guess that they have a majority of recorded battles already since they have a deadline to work around

Deadlines and schedules didn't seem to bother them in the first round so why would they suddenly get their shit together?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jakeumms on March 18, 2022, 02:15:17 PM
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so they sayin fuck it and skippin to the end and making it more inconvenient to watch (or more difficult to witness their fuck ups without record)?
 
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbQAZx0O1pO/
[close]

Imagine the amount of even more hate this would get if Berra announced this. Was strategic to have Koston announce this

But im going to guess that they have a majority of recorded battles already since they have a deadline to work around
[close]

Deadlines and schedules didn't seem to bother them in the first round so why would they suddenly get their shit together?
Because they are probably getting a decent size bag putting the finals exclusively on this redundant streaming service. Sure they could probably generate some decent revenue sticking with the 300Kish views they get with BATB on Youtube but any streaming service that launches these days is gonna live and die by their exclusive content so locking up the BATB12 Finals isn't the worst idea I've heard.

ETN sez hi tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on March 19, 2022, 11:21:41 AM
i think borra already said they are filming every single round 2 battle before dropping the first one so that it will be consistent every week

Upon hearing of this, I presumed it to be the case, however...
We've had ONE match in the past month, and it was a crappy bait-and-switch substitution job meant to replace what was, in all likelihood, the most anticipated match up of the first round.
Now, here we are two weeks later: wha'happen?!?
The Berrics, and BATB12 is more pussy broke than that girl you called a slut in class today.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bbk on March 20, 2022, 06:43:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKKD-dZ8Hs

Why do they have to suck so bad?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on March 20, 2022, 10:56:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfKKD-dZ8Hs

Why do they have to suck so bad?

Gotta get that Caffeine money to pay for his 3rd mansion and send his kid to Ultra Private school.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDraught on March 21, 2022, 01:25:50 AM
Wait so two months ago round 1 wasn't even half finished and now they are are announcing finals night?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on March 21, 2022, 03:13:26 AM
Wait so two months ago round 1 wasn't even half finished and now they are are announcing finals night?

upon further inspection it appears to be an annoucment suggesting we download the app they sold their failing business to
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lucascbn on March 21, 2022, 06:02:14 AM
mfs absolutely destroyed over 10 years of work with this BS batb12 (imho).

These days I dont even think berrics is relevant content-wise, and I remember watching at least 70% of their total output daily content a few years back
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on March 21, 2022, 06:43:50 AM
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Wait so two months ago round 1 wasn't even half finished and now they are are announcing finals night?
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upon further inspection it appears to be an annoucment suggesting we download the app they sold their failing business to

Berra in deep with the scientology mob and we drift further from Lord Xenu's light
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dooky-shoes on March 21, 2022, 07:10:22 AM
mfs absolutely destroyed over 10 years of work with this BS batb12 (imho).

These days I dont even think berrics is relevant content-wise, and I remember watching at least 70% of their total output daily content a few years back
I checked them more than thrasher at one point. Preferred the lighthearted skating and bullshit. Now it is such a money grab.
It’d be better if they were up front with all these companies that they obviously have a hand in, instead of selling them as legit skate companies. 

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mouth on March 21, 2022, 07:32:41 AM
I guess the berrics are going under.

Why else would they take their last lucrative asset to another platform?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on March 21, 2022, 08:14:57 AM
rip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on March 21, 2022, 08:17:03 AM
didn’t berra sell to hypebeast years ago?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 21, 2022, 09:00:35 AM
It's worth about half a pizza now

And not a good pizza either
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: moneen on March 21, 2022, 09:10:48 AM
bad pizza is still better than most food
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: theoriginalgoon on March 21, 2022, 11:41:55 AM
why would they do this on go skate boarding day as well. who is actually going to watch this shit show of a finals when you can GO skateboarding on the day meant to GO skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: thebacker on March 21, 2022, 11:47:37 AM
i wonder when this will hit 100 pages
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on March 21, 2022, 01:12:43 PM
why would they do this on go skate boarding day as well. who is actually going to watch this shit show of a finals when you can GO skateboarding on the day meant to GO skateboarding.

What better way to celebrate Go Skateboarding Day than sitting inside watching a bunch of people play skate, inside.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on March 21, 2022, 01:21:54 PM
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Wait so two months ago round 1 wasn't even half finished and now they are are announcing finals night?
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upon further inspection it appears to be an annoucment suggesting we download the app they sold their failing business to
[close]

Berra in deep with the scientology mob and we drift further from Lord Xenu's light
I thought Xenu was the bad one.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on March 21, 2022, 01:22:51 PM
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didn’t berra sell to hypebeast years ago?
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51% for 750k, right?
and some Puma sweats
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on March 21, 2022, 01:24:40 PM
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mfs absolutely destroyed over 10 years of work with this BS batb12 (imho).

These days I dont even think berrics is relevant content-wise, and I remember watching at least 70% of their total output daily content a few years back
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I checked them more than thrasher at one point. Preferred the lighthearted skating and bullshit. Now it is such a money grab.
It’d be better if they were up front with all these companies that they obviously have a hand in, instead of selling them as legit skate companies.

I feel the same way and I noticed that their recent uploads barely get 40.000 views, which is pretty low considering the 1.3 Million subs

I hope the guys from Macba keep coming up with new battles
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: AdrianLopez on March 22, 2022, 12:20:20 PM
The comments under the last BATB video say it all:

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can you imagine how much worse the comment section would’ve been if Steve did this video?

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This BATB has been an absolute clusterfuck. Still waiting for Jamie Vs. Johnny!

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BATB: Takes a year to do 1 round
Also BATB: We'll do the finals in June live

Really setting yourselfs up for drama here lol

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2 months from now:

Another update with Koston saying they have to bump back finals night, due to it taking so long to get the battles done, and Berra rambling about pushing on through and making sure they complete the objective.

Calling it.

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To know I'm going to miss out on the finals for the first time ever because there is no way in hell I'm downloading Caffeine is just sad.

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So I need to install a whole other app and sign up for their service to watch the live show? Eh...I think I'll just wait for it to be uploaded on YT.

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Let's feed the app with people, so they can catch up on old footage and other content that may or may not come anytime soon.
BATB in 2025: "If you want to watch the final install RAID SHADOW LEGENDS".
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 22, 2022, 01:23:05 PM
I pity the fool who downloads app called "Caffeine" to watch two guys from tiktok wearing Cariumas bail 360 flips
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on March 23, 2022, 07:31:00 AM
Either you die a hero or living long enough to see yourself become BATB 12
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on March 26, 2022, 08:56:25 AM
Battle of the influencer

Sunny Suljic Vs. Garrett Ginner - Round 2 | Battle At The Berrics

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmv5aa6fqWI (https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmv5aa6fqWI)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on March 26, 2022, 08:58:17 AM
Battle of the influencer

Sunny Suljic Vs. Garrett Ginner - Round 2 | Battle At The Berrics

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmv5aa6fqWI (https://youtube.com/watch?v=xmv5aa6fqWI)

Cariuma vs Illegal Civ - the stakes have never been higher
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on March 26, 2022, 09:03:48 AM
Half cab inward heelflips have difficulty
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on March 26, 2022, 09:05:44 AM
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didn’t berra sell to hypebeast years ago?
[close]
51% for 750k, right?
[close]
and some Puma sweats

Gnarred. Box of Newports to you good sir
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: slothrop on March 26, 2022, 12:43:09 PM
i know that Berra is a victim alright he told me so.  But also  it is confirmed he is the sperm donator to this influencer
 bracket. @2:48  havent heard  a voice like that since my father found my stash in the back of my amp. "GARRRRRET"
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmv5aa6fqWI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on March 26, 2022, 01:36:53 PM
Im surprised Sunny won. Still has little kid style though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on March 26, 2022, 03:32:02 PM
Sunny keeps getting better, still needs a real board sponsor though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Andmoreagain on March 26, 2022, 05:41:09 PM
is that the kid from stranger things??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: drcroc on March 26, 2022, 07:52:11 PM
Sunny kind of skating like Chris Joslin when he won BATB. Popping everything mechanical, low to the ground. Except looks like he can't do certain tricks that he should have on lock. FS bigspin?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: boogs on March 26, 2022, 07:55:12 PM
is that the kid from stranger things??
boafofem
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on March 26, 2022, 08:02:48 PM
is that the kid from stranger things??

no that's garret ginner
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on March 26, 2022, 10:53:30 PM
Sunny kind of skating like Chris Joslin when he won BATB. Popping everything mechanical, low to the ground. Except looks like he can't do certain tricks that he should have on lock. FS bigspin?

Pretty certain he can fs bigspin... you just witnessed one try.

God damn that Garrett ginner fool may have the worst trick selection of all time, and the worst style as well.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mareo on March 27, 2022, 08:39:19 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrrVcBAcDo4
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on March 27, 2022, 09:00:50 AM
Well… that was like a real game of skate. Sewa’s board looked tiny to me but maybe he’s just a big man, any one know what he rides?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on March 27, 2022, 09:17:47 AM
Sewa made that nollie 180 look good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on March 27, 2022, 09:42:47 AM
An actual good game..blind squirrel found a nut.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on March 27, 2022, 09:44:58 AM
Good battle despite xenu brand and redbull logos, going slow, yo flip
Happy about the outcome
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on March 27, 2022, 10:43:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrrVcBAcDo4
another dumb influencer game.. can’t even front shove smh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coldbrew on March 27, 2022, 12:11:09 PM
I don't care for Sewa's skating or trick selection by any means but he's got one of the best most proper flicks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on March 27, 2022, 03:17:26 PM
Best game of BATB in months.

(So thats what, two videos?)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on March 27, 2022, 03:35:30 PM
Well… that was like a real game of skate. Sewa’s board looked tiny to me but maybe he’s just a big man, any one know what he rides?

Looks like a 7.75 or very close to it at least, from my experience it's the ideal size if all you're focusing on is flip tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nekro on March 28, 2022, 08:01:16 AM
The Griffin vs Giger match has been confirmed. BATB12 is alive again.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: KGB on March 28, 2022, 10:10:29 AM
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Well… that was like a real game of skate. Sewa’s board looked tiny to me but maybe he’s just a big man, any one know what he rides?
[close]

Looks like a 7.75 or very close to it at least, from my experience it's the ideal size if all you're focusing on is flip tricks.

He rides a 8.1 according to himself
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: gumsole on March 28, 2022, 11:12:32 AM
Does anyone have an updated bracket? I'm not spending any time watching the berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mantracker on March 28, 2022, 01:02:52 PM
Does anyone have an updated bracket? I'm not spending any time watching the berrics.

If we have to suffer watching it, you do too!



nah jokes, if I had an updated bracket I would share but alas..
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on March 28, 2022, 01:27:19 PM
Does anyone have an updated bracket? I'm not spending any time watching the berrics.
Aww man, the bracket is fluid bro: it can’t be bound by rules, precedent, or even what it looked like yesterday, dude!
Let go of your expectations & be free.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: gumsole on March 28, 2022, 02:12:51 PM
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Does anyone have an updated bracket? I'm not spending any time watching the berrics.
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Aww man, the bracket is fluid bro: it can’t be bound by rules, precedent, or even what it looked like yesterday, dude!
Let go of your expectations & be free.

touche. i'll go listen to some richie havens now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on March 28, 2022, 02:21:50 PM
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didn’t berra sell to hypebeast years ago?
[close]
51% for 750k, right?
[close]
and some Puma sweats
[close]
Gnarred. Box of Newports to you good sir
;D Borra gets the gas face
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on March 29, 2022, 07:28:07 PM
The Griffin vs Giger match has been confirmed. BATB12 is alive again.

Where?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on March 29, 2022, 11:11:00 PM
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Well… that was like a real game of skate. Sewa’s board looked tiny to me but maybe he’s just a big man, any one know what he rides?
[close]

Looks like a 7.75 or very close to it at least, from my experience it's the ideal size if all you're focusing on is flip tricks.
[close]

He rides a 8.1 according to himself

That is correct. Here is the vid for his full setup if anyone gives a shit

https://youtu.be/33bjl0Eg1GI
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on March 30, 2022, 05:32:08 AM
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The Griffin vs Giger match has been confirmed. BATB12 is alive again.
[close]

Where?

Caffeine App.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on April 02, 2022, 08:16:25 AM
And another good game.

https://youtu.be/biPTWgsvyWM
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TrainWreck on April 02, 2022, 08:21:29 AM
Joslin vs french joslin

A good one with some heavy ones at the end
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on April 02, 2022, 08:59:25 AM
Good one. Frenchie came out swinging at the end. Joslin seems to be skating much looser trucks nowadays.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on April 02, 2022, 09:42:13 AM
Nothing gets me less excited to watch something than when Manny Santiago is the first person I see

Everyone’s trucks are sounding like an old tree house creaking in the wind
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on April 02, 2022, 09:52:44 AM
Mad that there teammates on 2 companies and aurilan played that disrespectful of a game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on April 02, 2022, 10:13:26 AM
(https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/NZNouH1.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Style Police on April 02, 2022, 11:52:06 AM
Mad that there teammates on 2 companies and aurilan played that disrespectful of a game

If he threw those circus tricks out at the beginning of the game you might have a point but since he waited till most basics were covered it was fair game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 02, 2022, 12:05:36 PM
If you would’ve told me a year ago that I’d be rooting for Chris Joslin to win a game of skate then I’d have possibly laughed myself to death- but here we are.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on April 02, 2022, 01:17:35 PM
Congratulations to Joslin.
Gotta get out of there as fast as possible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on April 02, 2022, 02:31:45 PM
Congratulations to Joslin.
Gotta get out of there as fast as possible

Yeah he looked like he just got outta the car and was warming up. Good for him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sifter on April 02, 2022, 03:58:35 PM
Aurelien is so heinous but I gotta say my jaw dropped a bit on his fatality move

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on April 02, 2022, 04:14:44 PM
Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 02, 2022, 04:21:46 PM
Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
(https://i.ibb.co/SVTPqFf/Screen-Shot-2022-04-02-at-4-21-00-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on April 02, 2022, 06:41:51 PM
Boo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on April 02, 2022, 11:07:27 PM
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Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
[close]
(https://i.ibb.co/SVTPqFf/Screen-Shot-2022-04-02-at-4-21-00-PM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)

Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on April 03, 2022, 12:53:21 AM
Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
Stylin thread pls
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on April 03, 2022, 01:19:22 AM
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Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
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Stylin thread pls

It’s the perfect mosh pic  ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2022, 01:40:44 AM
Joslin Vs French Joslin lived up to my lofty expectations. I know most people hate both of them but I consider them mildly offensive at worst and theyre both impressive from a pure "damn that's a deep bag of tricks" standpoint.

And I'm sorry, throwing out an actual picture perfect "death blow" like a mortal kombat fatality is always gonna get over with me no matter who does it. That was pretty badass.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on April 03, 2022, 08:58:50 AM
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Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
(https://i.imgur.com/mOMBGhL.jpg)
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Stylin thread pls
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It’s the perfect mosh pic  ;D
Close enough ;-)
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on April 03, 2022, 09:19:00 AM
Damn even joslin looks cool next to aurelien
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 03, 2022, 09:27:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaqsUBQ-IBg&t=309s

starts at 2 minutes

the tall guy does his tricks cool
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 03, 2022, 09:31:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaqsUBQ-IBg&t=309s

starts at 2 minutes

the tall guy does his tricks cool

Man, those last few matches of Shaun had to be scripted, or he was having a super off day. Hard to watch him not even get close on some of these tricks.

Kyonosuke doesn't seem like he has much pop, but damn does he have some good board control.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on April 03, 2022, 12:14:14 PM
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Meh, close enough. You get a do-over.
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Stylin thread pls
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It’s the perfect mosh pic  ;D
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Close enough ;-)
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I want this on a board.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on April 03, 2022, 01:17:03 PM
Joslin Vs French Joslin lived up to my lofty expectations. I know most people hate both of them but I consider them mildly offensive at worst and theyre both impressive from a pure "damn that's a deep bag of tricks" standpoint.

And I'm sorry, throwing out an actual picture perfect "death blow" like a mortal kombat fatality is always gonna get over with me no matter who does it. That was pretty badass.

I actually thought Joslin would have gotten closer to getting that trick considering he's good with hardflips and he's done a few front shove late flips in games before.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 04, 2022, 12:40:28 AM
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Joslin Vs French Joslin lived up to my lofty expectations. I know most people hate both of them but I consider them mildly offensive at worst and theyre both impressive from a pure "damn that's a deep bag of tricks" standpoint.

And I'm sorry, throwing out an actual picture perfect "death blow" like a mortal kombat fatality is always gonna get over with me no matter who does it. That was pretty badass.
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I actually thought Joslin would have gotten closer to getting that trick considering he's good with hardflips and he's done a few front shove late flips in games before.

It looked like the first time he'd tried it, but it does seem like something Joslin would be able to do. I bet if you gave him an hour he'd figure it out. My first instinct is to think he probably just assumed he'd win his first few matches like usual and got caught off guard, but these two are teammates and I'm sure they've played before. Maybe Aurelian had never busted it out or he didn't think he'd be able to land it?

Very much in keeping with his newer, trencher Joslin act to have something like a hardflip late flip in the bag though. Some people will be surprised if he makes it to finals but I really wouldnt be.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 04, 2022, 07:43:25 AM
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Joslin Vs French Joslin lived up to my lofty expectations. I know most people hate both of them but I consider them mildly offensive at worst and theyre both impressive from a pure "damn that's a deep bag of tricks" standpoint.

And I'm sorry, throwing out an actual picture perfect "death blow" like a mortal kombat fatality is always gonna get over with me no matter who does it. That was pretty badass.
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I actually thought Joslin would have gotten closer to getting that trick considering he's good with hardflips and he's done a few front shove late flips in games before.
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It looked like the first time he'd tried it, but it does seem like something Joslin would be able to do. I bet if you gave him an hour he'd figure it out. My first instinct is to think he probably just assumed he'd win his first few matches like usual and got caught off guard, but these two are teammates and I'm sure they've played before. Maybe Aurelian had never busted it out or he didn't think he'd be able to land it?

Very much in keeping with his newer, trencher Joslin act to have something like a hardflip late flip in the bag though. Some people will be surprised if he makes it to finals but I really wouldnt be.
I've only seen Joslin do the switch font shuv late flip, not the regular. Switch is just… easier for him?!?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on April 04, 2022, 08:21:00 AM
Hardflip late flip is one of those yes you can but you shouldn't kind of tricks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul_Glider Skateboards on April 04, 2022, 10:49:47 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaqsUBQ-IBg&t=309s

starts at 2 minutes

the tall guy does his tricks cool

love Kyonosuke's style. his heelflip variations are so good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: brucewillis on April 04, 2022, 11:10:56 AM
Wtf is wrong with their noisy ass trucks?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on April 04, 2022, 11:43:36 AM
Who here starts every game of skate with the same trick?
I always do a regular ass shuv-it.
If that’s been done I do a front shuv.
Kinda opens up for me after that, but if I don’t do those first I honestly feel off.
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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on April 04, 2022, 12:51:11 PM
Joslin Vs French Joslin lived up to my lofty expectations. I know most people hate both of them but I consider them mildly offensive at worst and theyre both impressive from a pure "damn that's a deep bag of tricks" standpoint.

And I'm sorry, throwing out an actual picture perfect "death blow" like a mortal kombat fatality is always gonna get over with me no matter who does it. That was pretty badass.
Yeah they’re both pretty jocky but who cares, they aren’t known dickheads like Nyjah. I’m shocked Joslin lost though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on April 04, 2022, 01:05:52 PM
Who here starts every game of skate with the same trick?
I always do a regular ass shuv-it.
If that’s been done I do a front shuv.
Kinda opens up for me after that, but if I don’t do those first I honestly feel off.
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I always go ollie, sw ollie and the 180's sw and reg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ralf_ on April 04, 2022, 04:15:14 PM
yeah do the "straight 4": ollie, f-ollie, n-ollie, ss-ollie
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on April 04, 2022, 04:27:34 PM
Do people actually do ollies in skate? No one ever does that around where I live.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on April 04, 2022, 04:36:43 PM
Nah I would walk tf away if someone played skate with me like that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on April 05, 2022, 02:33:04 AM
Do people actually do ollies in skate? No one ever does that around where I live.

forgot to mention that I am utter shit at skating
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 05, 2022, 09:53:47 AM
Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on April 07, 2022, 03:31:09 PM
That last game was a fucking travesty.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on April 07, 2022, 04:23:27 PM
what do you mean ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on April 07, 2022, 04:33:37 PM
Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

That would imply I have tricks to go “buckwild” with
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sid Farkus - Bra Salesman on April 07, 2022, 04:43:58 PM
Do people actually do ollies in skate? No one ever does that around where I live.
usually the 13 and under crowd
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 09, 2022, 09:15:46 AM
https://youtu.be/3dHpx0FxrYs

Not the worst game I've seen, but pretty forgettable.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: companguero on April 09, 2022, 09:36:01 AM
https://youtu.be/3dHpx0FxrYs

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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on April 09, 2022, 09:40:45 AM
Marcos had possibly the worst fitting t-shirt I've ever seen, I have to assume it's very fashionable and expensive. Also, he did an impossible and Tyler did not, so fuck that.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on April 09, 2022, 10:05:26 AM
I just want whoever’s on Cariuma to lose so this was a disappointing finish.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: NoComply180 on April 09, 2022, 10:09:13 AM
I’m not watching this tasteless gen z tacky fuckfest. Fuck cariuma and fuck YouTube pros. So sad how far the berrics has fallen.
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Post by: bigolboii on April 09, 2022, 10:15:44 AM
Def Not an impossible. What's the point of the impossible foot wrap rule if they let something this clear slide. The crowd should have spoke up lol. Pressure heel and no pop nollie bigger spin was gross
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on April 09, 2022, 10:34:43 AM
Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?
No. I am really that bad at flip tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on April 09, 2022, 10:42:26 AM
Normally I am able to land a few tricks in defense but when it is my time i always choke
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Tommy G on April 09, 2022, 10:50:11 AM
Have you guys ever slow-played someone in skate? Just kinda pretend that you're not that good and kinda chunk a few tricks, then when it's your turn you just go buckwild?

The opposite actually. Some dude pulled a couple of hard ass tricks and then could barely do anything else.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on April 09, 2022, 08:56:02 PM
https://youtu.be/3dHpx0FxrYs

Not the worst game I've seen, but pretty forgettable.

They’re always rolling out this King Joffrey/Draco Malfoy/Slim Jesus mashup looking guy for things.  He must be a good sport
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on April 10, 2022, 05:31:57 AM
I just want whoever’s on Cariuma to lose so this was a disappointing finish.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on April 10, 2022, 08:33:21 AM
https://youtu.be/Dk7Hh1ElO6E
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Post by: ilchymis on April 10, 2022, 09:22:39 AM
https://youtu.be/Dk7Hh1ElO6E

Even though this was likely some scripted bullshit, I thought it was a fun watch. Shows how pointless this bracket is at this point, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt upload anything until the "finals" and put Ribs Man and Aaron Kyro in it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on April 10, 2022, 09:25:42 AM
Scripted dogshit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Swithflip on April 10, 2022, 09:41:14 AM
Is this shit infite? Let it die!!
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Post by: Lou Strux on April 10, 2022, 10:16:34 AM
Is this shit infite? Let it die!!
They can't: they've already sold the rights to the finals to some Coffee app. or something.

Are we expected to believe that the Legion of Doom was actually going to advance to the next round?
This result was pre-broadcast the moment they showed the competitor(s).
Surprise, surprise! Another scripted skit from Steve.
More noteworthy than the Eminem vs. Mike V. match for the skating, but the drama lacked the strength of purpose that came from Vallely's spirited performance.
Out of 10 possible points, I give it a "Meh."
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 10, 2022, 11:00:48 AM
You know, now that I think of it… if they’re going to do these one dude vs. a gang of heads type of scenarios, I do believe I’d actually rather watch Mike Vallely vs. four random ocks.
Really missed a trick here, Steve.
Maybe shelve that idea for BATB13 in 2025, yeah?
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Post by: FatGuy92 on April 10, 2022, 11:24:28 AM
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Even though this was likely some scripted bullshit, I thought it was a fun watch. Shows how pointless this bracket is at this point, wouldnt be surprised if they didnt upload anything until the "finals" and put Ribs Man and Aaron Kyro in it.

I was into the previous legion of doom battles. The legion of doom vs justice league one was actually pretty entertaining despite being staged. This one didn’t have that same juice. Manny wincing at Steve shooting his little pellet gun thing is how I feel about the entire season.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on April 10, 2022, 11:48:17 AM
The fuck is this shit
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Post by: TrainWreck on April 10, 2022, 12:51:40 PM
Scripted dogshit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on April 10, 2022, 03:40:50 PM
Cole has got to have the worst style to competence ratio in skateboarding. A guy who can basically do any trick under the sun but always makes it look like he’s never stepped on a board before.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on April 10, 2022, 05:09:36 PM
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They can't: they've already sold the rights to the finals to some Coffee app. or something.

Are we expected to believe that the Legion of Doom was actually going to advance to the next round?
This result was pre-broadcast the moment they showed the competitor(s).
Surprise, surprise! Another scripted skit from Steve.
More noteworthy than the Eminem vs. Mike V. match for the skating, but the drama lacked the strength of purpose that came from Vallely's spirited performance.
Out of 10 possible points, I give it a "Meh."
And further proof that it was scripted: The Legion is replacing redheaded stepchild Tyler Peterson, who is in the bracket TWICE and is already advancing to the 3rd round from the left side. If the Legion had won, and then T-bone Malfoypants took over the reins for Round 3 right-side bracket then it's conceivable that he would circus trick his way to the first-ever mirror match of BATB

and the crowd goes wild… yay
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HORSES on April 10, 2022, 05:53:21 PM
Cole has got to have the worst style to competence ratio in skateboarding. A guy who can basically do any trick under the sun but always makes it look like he’s never stepped on a board before.

Someone posted on here once that he is the Street Andy Mac, and I can't help but think of that anytime he pops up.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on April 10, 2022, 09:21:27 PM
Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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Post by: mtvic on April 11, 2022, 01:22:31 AM
Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.
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Post by: roba on April 11, 2022, 07:28:43 AM
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Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.

"amazing trick if done properly" like you've ever seen a good one before. was it ever "done properly"? doesn't count if it's on vert or a hip or a fucking jump ramp, i'm talking flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 16, 2022, 01:04:23 PM
Another mike mo game, you can tell he’s clearly in pain. Kinda fucked up to make him play so many games.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Brguy on April 16, 2022, 01:31:03 PM
Marcos had possibly the worst fitting t-shirt I've ever seen, I have to assume it's very fashionable and expensive. Also, he did an impossible and Tyler did not, so fuck that.
That shirt would never fly if bullying was still a thing.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BieberStance on April 16, 2022, 01:51:11 PM
Manny Santiago disgusts me visually
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on April 16, 2022, 01:57:31 PM
Love that they seemed like they were going to try to get this back on track only to have two back to back games be a Legion of Doom one with Cole (who doesn’t want to be there) and a gimmick Mike Mo game against Koston again and in which he’s clearly uncomfortable. Just fucking A+ work
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 16, 2022, 03:22:21 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8U2GdxqyNs

seeing Mike Mo still hold his own against someone like Koston was actually pretty rad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 16, 2022, 05:10:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8U2GdxqyNs

seeing Mike Mo still hold his own against someone like Koston was actually pretty rad

It's pretty rare that I watch a skateboarding video and am completely bummed out afterwards. Even really bad slam or injury  videos I'm at least perturbed. This was so depressing. An over the hill/over it dude and a permanently disabled dude come together to show you exactly what getting old is like. It hurt a little to watch this one.

What a wet sock of a game of SKATE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 16, 2022, 05:13:11 PM
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seeing Mike Mo still hold his own against someone like Koston was actually pretty rad
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It's pretty rare that I watch a skateboarding video and am completely bummed out afterwards. Even really bad slam or injury  videos I'm at least perturbed. This was so depressing. An over the hill/over it dude and a permanently disabled dude come together to show you exactly what getting old is like. It hurt a little to watch this one.

I was really hoping everybody would just pretend it never happened and move on

What a wet sock of a game of SKATE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on April 16, 2022, 05:19:34 PM
tbh they should do the rest of them on that caffeine thing so we don't have to watch them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on April 16, 2022, 06:14:55 PM
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Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.
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"amazing trick if done properly" like you've ever seen a good one before. was it ever "done properly"? doesn't count if it's on vert or a hip or a fucking jump ramp, i'm talking flatground.
Yes i have seen it done before. Havent done a proper one myself but have seen them regular and switch. Sit down at macba for a few hours and youll see a couple. Of course, since you know what i have seen before you already know that too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on April 16, 2022, 09:52:50 PM
Another staged game. You can always tell by how few people are there. Such a bummer.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on April 17, 2022, 04:55:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8U2GdxqyNs

seeing Mike Mo still hold his own against someone like Koston was actually pretty rad

That was sad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on April 17, 2022, 05:25:22 AM
Another staged game. You can always tell by how few people are there. Such a bummer.

you can also tell from the rock paper scissors that they tried to give mike mo first go.

very very fake and not very entertaining game of skate
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 17, 2022, 09:59:20 AM

http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 17, 2022, 11:16:41 AM

http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes
Berra trotting out that trophy from the early aughts (to remind of us that he was once a skateboarder too?) was pretty embarrassing, even through a tiny phone screen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on April 17, 2022, 11:40:16 AM
He’s always making everything to be about himself. I’ve been tolerant of Berra through all these years but his last little shred of like-ability has worn thin. For the good of the Berrics, Steve needs to stay off camera till he gets his issues sorted out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: k-nutz on April 17, 2022, 01:04:58 PM

http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes

Dude got erased.
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Post by: roba on April 17, 2022, 02:59:00 PM
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Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.
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"amazing trick if done properly" like you've ever seen a good one before. was it ever "done properly"? doesn't count if it's on vert or a hip or a fucking jump ramp, i'm talking flatground.
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Yes i have seen it done before. Havent done a proper one myself but have seen them regular and switch. Sit down at macba for a few hours and youll see a couple. Of course, since you know what i have seen before you already know that too.

and my homie did a front 720 flat no revert yesterday, im tryna see a clip
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Post by: bob george on April 17, 2022, 03:48:37 PM
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Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.
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"amazing trick if done properly" like you've ever seen a good one before. was it ever "done properly"? doesn't count if it's on vert or a hip or a fucking jump ramp, i'm talking flatground.
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Yes i have seen it done before. Havent done a proper one myself but have seen them regular and switch. Sit down at macba for a few hours and youll see a couple. Of course, since you know what i have seen before you already know that too.
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and my homie did a front 720 flat no revert yesterday, im tryna see a clip

i feel like i've seen it done elsewhere before. i just googled the trick, this one is a fair bit cleaner than cole's dirty little one, still sliding the second 18o but not pivoting. i think you're coming in a bit hot with nbd treatment you're giving the trick. no doubt a wild trick though. obviously you can just skip to the end of the video, i didn't watch him try them for 5 minutes.

http://youtu.be/IsxEHqwtDI4

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Post by: Cool Ceith on April 17, 2022, 06:25:21 PM
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http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes
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Dude got erased.

It seemed like official 420 holiday skater Mota just took a huge hit off his last name in that battle.
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Post by: JugeL on April 17, 2022, 08:54:02 PM
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Back 3 heel on flat is beyond fucked regardless of how staged and scientologist this whole shitshow is. How the fuck do you even think to do that. His back 3 flip is flawless too.
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*backside heelflip late spin. Amazing trick if done properly, this was rather weak though.
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"amazing trick if done properly" like you've ever seen a good one before. was it ever "done properly"? doesn't count if it's on vert or a hip or a fucking jump ramp, i'm talking flatground.
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Yes i have seen it done before. Havent done a proper one myself but have seen them regular and switch. Sit down at macba for a few hours and youll see a couple. Of course, since you know what i have seen before you already know that too.
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and my homie did a front 720 flat no revert yesterday, im tryna see a clip
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i feel like i've seen it done elsewhere before. i just googled the trick, this one is a fair bit cleaner than cole's dirty little one, still sliding the second 18o but not pivoting. i think you're coming in a bit hot with nbd treatment you're giving the trick. no doubt a wild trick though. obviously you can just skip to the end of the video, i didn't watch him try them for 5 minutes.

http://youtu.be/IsxEHqwtDI4
https://youtu.be/ZDtL8AbyumY
2:07

Switch but best one i've seen
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: steezenking on April 18, 2022, 06:06:33 AM
Another mike mo game, you can tell he’s clearly in pain. Kinda fucked up to make him play so many games.

A lot can happen in 5 months. On the nine club after his first battle with Koston he was talking about how it was the first time skating in a long time that he enjoyed it and his back didn't hurt and he was excited to go skate the next day. But yeah he looked like he was hurting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on April 18, 2022, 06:08:44 AM
Another mike mo game, you can tell he’s clearly in pain. Kinda fucked up to make him play so many games.

Yes, they make him play so many games and he's definitely not there by his own choice.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on April 18, 2022, 06:12:11 AM
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Another mike mo game, you can tell he’s clearly in pain. Kinda fucked up to make him play so many games.
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A lot can happen in 5 months. On the nine club after his first battle with Koston he was talking about how it was the first time skating in a long time that he enjoyed it and his back didn't hurt and he was excited to go skate the next day. But yeah he looked like he was hurting.


He somewhat recently posted a fs half cab flip on the hip at Primitive Park that was really sick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on April 18, 2022, 06:14:18 AM
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http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

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Berra trotting out that trophy from the early aughts (to remind of us that he was once a skateboarder too?) was pretty embarrassing, even through a tiny phone screen.
He should have brought out a 3rd place trophy, it would be a better symbol of batb's status as a weak substitute for slides and grinds and king of macba
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on April 18, 2022, 06:20:38 AM

http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes

Is Felipe Mota’s board made out of concrete?  What’s happening here??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on April 18, 2022, 09:41:20 AM
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Another mike mo game, you can tell he’s clearly in pain. Kinda fucked up to make him play so many games.
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A lot can happen in 5 months. On the nine club after his first battle with Koston he was talking about how it was the first time skating in a long time that he enjoyed it and his back didn't hurt and he was excited to go skate the next day. But yeah he looked like he was hurting.
He’s still so good..
https://youtu.be/IhaO6Ptw_uU
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on April 18, 2022, 03:31:04 PM
Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on April 18, 2022, 05:53:15 PM
Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.

That and didn’t Berra just invite whoever he thought would make good content on the assumption that they would want to do it?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on April 18, 2022, 11:14:14 PM
back in the day you’d see an 8 and a half minute batb and it was sure to smack your noggin but now you see it and much rather chop your own dick off
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on April 19, 2022, 08:06:45 AM
I just wanna acknowledge mike mo’s style and ability. I respect that skateboarding for sure.

Even more so post injury. I also am a post injury skater. I was in a wheelchair for 9 months at age 20-21.

When I came back in 99 I just got focused on switch super hard.

Today I walk funny but I can skate as good as anyone
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 19, 2022, 08:53:20 AM
I just wanna acknowledge mike mo’s style and ability. I respect that skateboarding for sure.

Even more so post injury. I also am a post injury skater. I was in a wheelchair for 9 months at age 20-21.

When I came back in 99 I just got focused on switch super hard.

Today I walk funny but I can skate as good as anyone
That's rad. It reminds of me of an old interview with Salman Agah talking about how he got super progressive with nollie and switch because he fucked up his ankle regs.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 19, 2022, 01:33:51 PM
I just wanna acknowledge mike mo’s style and ability. I respect that skateboarding for sure.

Even more so post injury. I also am a post injury skater. I was in a wheelchair for 9 months at age 20-21.

When I came back in 99 I just got focused on switch super hard.

Today I walk funny but I can skate as good as anyone

That’s how I feel about his skating too. I get that some people may have a difficult time watching him because it looks like he might be in pain or unhappy with his current ability, but the fact that he’s on such a high level while dealing with dropfoot is really inspiring to me.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: el chino on April 19, 2022, 08:12:46 PM
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http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes
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Is Felipe Mota’s board made out of concrete?  What’s happening here??
looks like this happened the next day after hucking down a massive set for a few hours, little dude just seemed powerless
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 19, 2022, 09:16:27 PM
Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.

Such a fucking bummer. It’s clear Berra didn’t want to fly out both of them. “Figure out how to play each other, I’ve got one ticket for the winner. Good luck, chumps.”

On second thought, maybe he assumed their sponsors would fly them out for “eXpOsUrE”, but then they saw the shitshow it has become and changed their mind. I know to a lot of folks they just do sloppy circus tricks, but I’m a sucker for that type of shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Skatebeard on April 19, 2022, 11:19:53 PM
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Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.
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Such a fucking bummer. It’s clear Berra didn’t want to fly out both of them. “Figure out how to play each other, I’ve got one ticket for the winner. Good luck, chumps.”

On second thought, maybe he assumed their sponsors would fly them out for “eXpOsUrE”, but then they saw the shitshow it has become and changed their mind. I know to a lot of folks they just do sloppy circus tricks, but I’m a sucker for that type of shit.

Ironic that one of the most interesting match ups of BATB12 isn't even going to be held at the Berrics, and the fact that it's two guys who actually seem to take it fairly seriously. Shame.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on April 20, 2022, 07:24:25 AM
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Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.
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Such a fucking bummer. It’s clear Berra didn’t want to fly out both of them. “Figure out how to play each other, I’ve got one ticket for the winner. Good luck, chumps.”

On second thought, maybe he assumed their sponsors would fly them out for “eXpOsUrE”, but then they saw the shitshow it has become and changed their mind. I know to a lot of folks they just do sloppy circus tricks, but I’m a sucker for that type of shit.
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Ironic that one of the most interesting match ups of BATB12 isn't even going to be held at the Berrics, and the fact that it's two guys who actually seem to take it fairly seriously. Shame.

just yet another indication of how badly berra is fucking up this season of BATB.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on April 22, 2022, 09:19:31 AM
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Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.
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Such a fucking bummer. It’s clear Berra didn’t want to fly out both of them. “Figure out how to play each other, I’ve got one ticket for the winner. Good luck, chumps.”

On second thought, maybe he assumed their sponsors would fly them out for “eXpOsUrE”, but then they saw the shitshow it has become and changed their mind. I know to a lot of folks they just do sloppy circus tricks, but I’m a sucker for that type of shit.

If i was running a skate company I doubt I'd want my company's agreement on that shit show even if my skaters were serious about it.   I would argue that Cepeda winning really didn't go anywhere and the berrics was in a good position at that time too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 22, 2022, 10:11:02 AM
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Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.
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Such a fucking bummer. It’s clear Berra didn’t want to fly out both of them. “Figure out how to play each other, I’ve got one ticket for the winner. Good luck, chumps.”

On second thought, maybe he assumed their sponsors would fly them out for “eXpOsUrE”, but then they saw the shitshow it has become and changed their mind. I know to a lot of folks they just do sloppy circus tricks, but I’m a sucker for that type of shit.
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If i was running a skate company I doubt I'd want my company's agreement on that shit show even if my skaters were serious about it.   I would argue that Cepeda winning really didn't go anywhere and the berrics was in a good position at that time too.
Cody kinda made the mistake of accepting a Sovrn sponsorship when he should've just stayed with DGK. That brand is like a clearinghouse for promising skaters—who knows what kind of promises are being made to these guys but one thing's for sure it's just a pit stop. Dashawn, Midler, Fardell etc
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on April 22, 2022, 11:42:24 AM

http://youtu.be/FmpOjFobmJ8

Yikes

Berra on coke
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ok on April 22, 2022, 12:13:04 PM
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I just wanna acknowledge mike mo’s style and ability. I respect that skateboarding for sure.

Even more so post injury. I also am a post injury skater. I was in a wheelchair for 9 months at age 20-21.

When I came back in 99 I just got focused on switch super hard.

Today I walk funny but I can skate as good as anyone
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That’s how I feel about his skating too. I get that some people may have a difficult time watching him because it looks like he might be in pain or unhappy with his current ability, but the fact that he’s on such a high level while dealing with dropfoot is really inspiring to me.

I liked the Koston and Mo stuff. I’m old, it’s good to see people out there skating.
I’m very stoked Mike Mo is skating. If I take his comments about not skating at face value, I am fairly confident that is what he would regret the most later on in life: just not continuing to skate, in whatever capacity. I can’t imagine how difficult it would be to go from one of the best, to not being able to skate in a way you identify with, but I can say that I regret that time I didn’t skate. I’m garbage at skating, so any landed trick is a decent feeling.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on April 22, 2022, 03:09:21 PM
gonna be rootin for 'shrimp daddy' to take the batb 12 title
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on April 22, 2022, 03:30:12 PM
Just watched a Jamie Griffin YouTube video on Hop King’s channel of his doing flat ground in preparation for the Giger vs Griffin game. The Hop King crew are flying to Switzerland and they’re playing there. Hop King replied with a comment saying that this was the “only financial way this match would happen” which implies that the Berrics wouldn’t fly them both out to LA. If that’s true, that is incredibly fucked up seeing as that the Berrics is going to make an insane amount of ad revenue on this match.

this made me watch a hopking vid and that dehuna guy pushes like he shat himself.  cant unsee it now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bssmithslide on April 22, 2022, 08:53:01 PM
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Is Felipe Mota’s board made out of concrete?  What’s happening here??
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looks like this happened the next day after hucking down a massive set for a few hours, little dude just seemed powerless

what's happening here is proof that although it's less  dangerous ground/flat bars are actually harder to skate then stairs/hand rails. Take el toro if you go fast enough you don't even need to ollie, just clear to where the rail becomes lower then the top of the set..Jk that kid just sucks balls
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on April 22, 2022, 09:04:01 PM
I subjected myself to that Caffeine app bullshit fight night thing just to watch Creager and Apples play and the whole thing was a shit show.

Kelly is possibly the most unprepared, deer-in-headlights ass host of all time I actually felt bad for him. Stuttering the whole time and stopping mid sentence to process what he was actually trying to say, sounded like he had tourettes. He actually apologized to whoever it was running the show like “sorry I’m all over the place” and the guy goes “no you’re doing amazing” LOL. Some dude was doing trick requests and he nailed some pretty crazy ones like crook nollie tre and back 180 nosegrind flip out in just a couple tries which was cool to watch.

Then Appleyard and Creager happened and you can tell they were just trying to get the fuck outta there. Game ended on a switch varial flip and at one point Appleyard stopped to chug down some of his modelo. Kelly X Manny Santiago commentary the whole time was just the diarrhea icing on this vomit cake. RIP Berrics time to hang it up.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on April 22, 2022, 09:15:59 PM
When is the OG McGee recap
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on April 23, 2022, 08:31:04 AM
very bad game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on April 23, 2022, 11:35:04 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o_pff6Gr2s

sigh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on April 23, 2022, 11:46:50 AM
Fuck it, tap me in! After seeing a few of these games I might actually stand a chance!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on April 23, 2022, 01:12:55 PM
Boosh looking guy has the tightest trucks of any person ever.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on April 23, 2022, 01:31:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o_pff6Gr2s

sigh

Best styles
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on April 23, 2022, 04:20:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o_pff6Gr2s

sigh

I am outraged.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 23, 2022, 05:13:53 PM
When is the OG McGee recap
Every Monday at 7pm PST, only on the Caffeine app.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on April 23, 2022, 07:02:54 PM
Dr bawn is going to win the berries this year. It’s going to the the death blow trick to end this for ever.

Es go’s will comeback.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 24, 2022, 10:56:44 AM
https://youtu.be/SIpP3vB4znY

Back to back dolphin flips might be the best "did you seriously just do a pressure flip?" response yet.

Not great, but better than the last two 3 minute wonders.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on April 24, 2022, 11:03:36 AM
I'm pretty sure that that was some camera/editing magic & it was 1 guy playing himself, just switching t-shirt/hat backwards. the back 3 was a dead giveaway
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: CurbyPuckit on April 25, 2022, 01:34:10 AM
I'm pretty sure that that was some camera/editing magic & it was 1 guy playing himself, just switching t-shirt/hat backwards. the back 3 was a dead giveaway

2 unnecessary chain necklaces, nasty cariumas on, no sw tres are some other dead giveaways.  When he switched to B character he just pasted some caterpillars above his eyes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on April 25, 2022, 03:54:39 AM
apologies in advance but that fakie dolphin was sweet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 25, 2022, 09:05:31 AM
I mean… I actually DID watch the 1st round, so I reckon I’ve seen these two absolutely unremarkable youths in prior match ups, but I’ve still gotta ask: WHO?!?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 25, 2022, 09:10:39 AM
I can't recall a match where both skaters were so awful at skating switch as these two.

Berra's really trying to fill those brackets. Nothing notable about either one of them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 25, 2022, 09:14:51 AM
I can't recall a match where both skaters were so awful at skating switch as these two.

Berra's really trying to fill those brackets. Nothing notable about either one of them.
Real talk, though: who even are these guys?
Are they IG guys, or just a couple of Berrics park locals with elevated thetan levels?
I am seriously not getting it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 25, 2022, 09:47:31 AM
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I can't recall a match where both skaters were so awful at skating switch as these two.

Berra's really trying to fill those brackets. Nothing notable about either one of them.
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Real talk, though: who even are these guys?
Are they IG guys, or just a couple of Berrics park locals with elevated thetan levels?
I am seriously not getting it.

They are warm bodies. Berra just needs content for caffeine, doesn't matter if the games are shit, people have already downloaded the app and clicked on the video by the time they figure out they've been duped
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SubCurban Commando on April 25, 2022, 05:33:47 PM
Seen that Ray kid skating on Dan Corrigan's channel with the Powell team all the time (yes I watch his channel, sad I know). He's noticeably nowhere near as good as the rest of the team but seems to be on flow, he's always had Nike's on before so I assume he was buying them and just got given the Thetan shoes for this matchup.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Olympus Mons on April 25, 2022, 05:54:39 PM
One dude kept doing this thing with his hands after every remotely sketchy landing as if to signal like 'hey I didn't touch the ground, right?' Didn't love that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 25, 2022, 06:36:06 PM
there are several pros in this who are injured right now. I hope they get better soon  :-\ but I bet we'll see more subs in the next two weeks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on April 26, 2022, 02:51:23 AM
there are several pros in this who are injured right now. I hope they get better soon  :-\ but I bet we'll see more subs in the next two weeks.

If Berra called me up I'd get injured ASAP.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on April 26, 2022, 05:05:20 AM
Yet again, a classic case of Berra somehow fucking up incomprehensibly more than if he had done nothing at all. And yet, I can’t look away.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on April 26, 2022, 06:10:29 AM
If you squint at that last game those two kids look more alike than the time Heath literally played himself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 26, 2022, 08:17:37 AM
If you squint at that last game those two kids look more alike than the time Heath literally played himself.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK1Mh_2MQls
That fucking Sawcon tweet in your sig cracks me up every damn time  ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on April 26, 2022, 08:18:27 AM
it's my proudest moment :')
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 26, 2022, 11:52:09 AM
When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 26, 2022, 12:14:44 PM
When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fineslime on April 26, 2022, 12:20:09 PM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.

But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on April 26, 2022, 12:34:26 PM
I’ll bite, who did battle at the berries put on the map?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on April 26, 2022, 12:35:50 PM
a bunch of dudes who’ve spent the last decade or so in skate purgatory
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on April 26, 2022, 01:29:38 PM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
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But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...

Cody Cepeda is your example? Really?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fineslime on April 26, 2022, 02:13:13 PM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
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But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...
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Cody Cepeda is your example? Really?

As far as someone who was pretty much unknown and then broke into the industry on some level, yes. He's a perfect example of that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on April 26, 2022, 03:08:29 PM
I think referring to bryte and cariuma sponsorships as breaking into the industry, even with the qualifier “at some level,” is a stretch.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Eric Dolphy on April 26, 2022, 03:15:32 PM
I think also Diego Najera. I hadn’t heard of him before batb and he seemed to ride a wave after that, got his name on an adidas shoe, then couldn’t maintain the momentum idk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on April 26, 2022, 03:17:09 PM
I’ll bite, who did battle at the berries put on the map?

Didn't Benny Fairfax win the first batb? He was on stereo and won against PJ Ladd
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fineslime on April 26, 2022, 07:24:46 PM
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I’ll bite, who did battle at the berries put on the map?
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Didn't Benny Fairfax win the first batb? He was on stereo and won against PJ Ladd

Mike Mo won it but Benny was in the finals.

@janus I wasn't necessarily referring to their sponsors but the platform of the berrics does have potential to break people into the industry or at the very least bring exposure to someone 

Corey Kennedy broke out because of the Bang Yo Self 2 contest. I'm sure he had sponsors at the time but he was nowhere close to being a household name or as well known as he was after that contest.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on April 26, 2022, 09:46:42 PM
Corey Kennedy was well on a path to having a career without the Berrics - hence how he never relied on it after getting on Girl to do anything - and he would have had a career without the Berrics. He didn't even make it that far after that game with Ramondetta that everyone talked about. Benny Fairfax started his career before the Berrics and maybe BATB1 turned him pro, but that was a super different time in skating where Berra and his little pet projects weren't (rightfully) cordoned off into their own space driven by an egomaniac. Corey was in a similar position - he was already getting stuff before he entered that contest and his name winning that contest just sped up a trajectory he was already on and then never relied on to maintain.

Your definition of "a huge break" is insane by any understanding of the skate industry. It's bound to, essentially, "having more footage in Berrics stuff," which is the only metric by which Cody Cepeda entered the skate industry. His only board sponsor was through the Berrics and his only major part in an article was in The Skateboard Mag after Ththee Berrics bought them advertising a part he filmed for a Berrics project.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on April 26, 2022, 09:55:28 PM
Corey Kennedy was well on a path to having a career without the Berrics - hence how he never relied on it after getting on Girl to do anything - and he would have had a career without the Berrics. He didn't even make it that far after that game with Ramondetta that everyone talked about. Benny Fairfax started his career before the Berrics and maybe BATB1 turned him pro, but that was a super different time in skating where Berra and his little pet projects weren't (rightfully) cordoned off into their own space driven by an egomaniac. Corey was in a similar position - he was already getting stuff before he entered that contest and his name winning that contest just sped up a trajectory he was already on and then never relied on to maintain.

Your definition of "a huge break" is insane by any understanding of the skate industry. It's bound to, essentially, "having more footage in Berrics stuff," which is the only metric by which Cody Cepeda entered the skate industry. His only board sponsor was through the Berrics and his only major part in an article was in The Skateboard Mag after Ththee Berrics bought them advertising a part he filmed for a Berrics project.
Fax!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bssmithslide on April 27, 2022, 12:43:41 AM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
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But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...

What decade are you in holy fuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WPG on April 27, 2022, 05:06:43 AM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
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But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...
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What decade are you in holy fuck

2014 Batb 7 Pros vs Joe's just ended and he's been listening to Gangnam style all week
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Post by: BALARGUE on April 27, 2022, 05:14:04 AM
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When you know slap is gonna question the indentity of your "skaters" so you get two hired moms to read the rules.

Beautiful work!
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I get a kick outta how the two moms seemed to think this spot on BATB12 was some kind of “big break” for their respective kids, rather than the expressway to skate purgatory.
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But it does have the potential to be a huge break. Cody Cepeda got his break through the contest. It's put a bunch of other dudes on the map. If you did something that had potential to get viewed literally hundreds of thousands of times you wouldn't consider that a break? If my son was in this contest I'd be proud of him too.

Skate purgatory? What are you even saying dude...

he went nowhere after his win
he was only good at doing bad manners / ugly tricks. might be a good reason to end up on Cariuma and maybe Bryte
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on April 27, 2022, 05:14:15 AM
Never forget The Berrics tried to put Josiah Gatlyn on the map. Fortunately for us all that was a map of nowheresville.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on April 27, 2022, 08:33:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRCYp7GE6s
This is better than any game they've had all year minus the dumb color commentating
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on April 27, 2022, 08:54:45 AM
Never forget The Berrics tried to put Josiah Gatlyn on the map. Fortunately for us all that was a map of nowheresville.

Josiah Gatlyn was sick you’re buggin
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Alan on April 27, 2022, 09:09:56 AM
Benny Fairfax was already an established skater in the industry before the first BATB. He was in Way Out East, Static II, etc.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on April 27, 2022, 02:46:22 PM
i thought kelly on the mic was bad until manny santiago showed up with his purple fucking hair. how much attention do you need?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Skatebeard on April 30, 2022, 12:31:08 AM
Griffin vs Giger warmup game is up now-

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExfmL7VMV78&feature=share

The actual battle should be worth a watch based on this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: moneen on April 30, 2022, 01:31:56 AM
that's what all the hype was for? oof
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tuesday on April 30, 2022, 01:50:20 AM
They seem to battle out who can go slower.
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Post by: silhouette on April 30, 2022, 02:00:43 AM
I don't even need to watch to know who wins, it's clearly the algorithm.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on April 30, 2022, 02:03:23 AM
I’d honestly pass on having those tricks if they had to look like that Giger blokes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on April 30, 2022, 03:32:00 AM
Jamies style aint that bad on some regular tricks. Its all those whacky ones that make him look stinking, I guess everyone needs a niche though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on April 30, 2022, 05:41:04 AM
Pretty sur he is just having fun with it. Sur blabla illegal tricks blabla tastless blabla kook but who cares, he can control his feet like very few people and is experimenting. Also I heard he is super nice from a friend living in London.
Also in this game he did not throw the wackest tricks (double nollie and sw tricks)
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Post by: mtvic on April 30, 2022, 06:18:59 AM
Its wild how many tricks both can do but cant proper frontside flip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on April 30, 2022, 07:08:54 AM
I went back and watched Chris Joslin vs someone else I forget that dudes name.

CJ is one of my absolute favorite skate styles. He’s got frickin bear traps for feet. Everything is executed to perfection near every try.
His kit screams I’m a skater and nothing else. It’s almost exactly what I always wore when I was a teen when I’d go skating. I’d never wear that hat. I don’t give a shit how much money was involved. I’d never skate the berries either tho. Or sls or the xgames or whatever. I’d probably only do Tampa so I could get free iv hydration. Send me to the moon coach hit me!!!! Oh never mind it’s just frickin fluid. You know my back kinda hurts can you write?

Something I noticed when he plays skate he’s thinking about it.
He runs half cabs
Then I think he’s seeing if your injured. He sees you flub a lets say nollie heel he might just ad rotation.

I thought about this yesterday watching him. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on April 30, 2022, 08:39:39 AM
They seem to battle out who can go slower.

You try picking up speed, setting up, and doing a trick in that tiny space. Looks like less than 50ft of space.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on April 30, 2022, 09:02:48 AM
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They seem to battle out who can go slower.
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You try picking up speed, setting up, and doing a trick in that tiny space. Looks like less than 50ft of space.

Bro literally! They both kill it imo.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on April 30, 2022, 11:33:04 AM
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They seem to battle out who can go slower.
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You try picking up speed, setting up, and doing a trick in that tiny space. Looks like less than 50ft of space.
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Bro literally! They both kill it imo.

Exactly this, it was the most cramped game of skate I've seen in a while. Might as well have done it on a manny pad

https://youtu.be/7jLKtfxly2E

BATB finals tomorrow, it's all downhill from here.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on April 30, 2022, 12:05:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRCYp7GE6s
This is better than any game they've had all year minus the dumb color commentating
Didn't expect Ronnie to still have so much control, wish we'd seen more of his skating over the last handful of years, dudes still got it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on April 30, 2022, 12:36:33 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdRCYp7GE6s
This is better than any game they've had all year minus the dumb color commentating
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Didn't expect Ronnie to still have so much control, wish we'd seen more of his skating over the last handful of years, dudes still got it.

Should have been MJ vs Creager
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on May 01, 2022, 08:16:53 AM
https://youtu.be/zJL5IVvDx1k
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Post by: Fongstarr. on May 01, 2022, 08:25:26 AM
Pretty entertaining game. Giger making all those YouTube videos before his battle only to lose the first round. Tough business.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Skatebeard on May 01, 2022, 08:55:28 AM
I enjoyed that a lot more for it taking place away from the Berrics, you might not be into the style or whatever but these guys are good at what they do and there's evidently a lot of mutual respect there between them.

Wish more of the BATB games were remote, I'd probably cringe a lot less.
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Post by: ish_wav on May 01, 2022, 08:56:59 AM
Pretty entertaining game. Giger making all those YouTube videos before his battle only to lose the first round. Tough business.

Jamie is a whole different beast though. Giger uploaded a warm up game on his channel that he won. It really could’ve gone either way. I’m personally a fan of both these dudes so I’m stoked either way.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on May 01, 2022, 09:06:01 AM
Dude in the white tee has an absolutely ATROCIOUS bag of tricks. He was also skating way too fast…
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HaveFunSkateboarding on May 01, 2022, 09:08:34 AM
I’ve heard of Giger before but never the other guy. Honestly, this was one of the best games for this horrible batb’s. They’re both incredible skateboarders and this game, felt like more of two people just playing a game of skate and less of a production like the other episodes. Go figure, the one episode with two of the guys everyone hates on is one of the best. I have nothing but respect for both of these dudes.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Grant Patronik on May 01, 2022, 09:24:49 AM
Very entertaining. I laughed out loud when he matched the forward double flip.
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Post by: goodatmeth on May 01, 2022, 09:49:19 AM
Respect to Jamie for doing tricks kind of fast, at least compared to Jonny
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Post by: rocklobster on May 01, 2022, 09:56:54 AM
No reading-of-the-rules, faster edits and no Berra, good enough reason to watch it.
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Post by: burm on May 01, 2022, 10:28:03 AM
Very entertaining. I laughed out loud when he matched the forward double flip.
Yeah that and the other whirly-twirly-wrappedy-wap flip, just did them perfectly with a shy smile telegraphing ”yup, I did my homework”, pretty funny.

Would have wanted to see some more.
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Post by: Skatebeard on May 01, 2022, 10:55:42 AM
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Very entertaining. I laughed out loud when he matched the forward double flip.
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Yeah that and the other whirly-twirly-wrappedy-wap flip, just did them perfectly with a shy smile telegraphing ”yup, I did my homework”, pretty funny.

Would have wanted to see some more.

I'd like to see a gloves off match where they just get straight into the super techy and illegal stuff...just to see what gets thrown out.

Shame they got drawn against each other as they both deserve to go way further than a lot of the dross we've been subjected to sofar.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on May 01, 2022, 11:52:19 AM
That was awesome. Worst round 1 matchup of all time though. These dudes shoulda met up in the finals after taking out their share of cringefluencers
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 01, 2022, 12:54:45 PM
Wow, that was a great game. Seriously think that if jonny would have won the rock/paper/scissors, there would have been a different outcome.

Was rooting for Jonny just because I really wanted to see him go back to the berrics and get a second shot at the title, but Jamie seems to be a genuinely good dude. Slightly bummed, but at least now I can check out of this shitshow for another month or so.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: phlap on May 01, 2022, 01:36:19 PM
Absolute crime for this to have been a round 1 matchup. Feel like they should have face off in the quarterfinals at least.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: StillTryin on May 01, 2022, 03:20:49 PM
Yikes Spencer Barton is gonna have to go against that dude in his next round.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on May 01, 2022, 08:37:13 PM
I’ve heard of Giger before but never the other guy. Honestly, this was one of the best games for this horrible batb’s. They’re both incredible skateboarders and this game, felt like more of two people just playing a game of skate and less of a production like the other episodes. Go figure, the one episode with two of the guys everyone hates on is one of the best. I have nothing but respect for both of these dudes.

...do you think people on here haven't been hating on the other matches? And are you ignoring people saying they want to see what happens between these two?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: zozu on May 01, 2022, 08:59:23 PM
Knew Jamie was going to win when I checked out one of his flatground training sessions, dude is a machine.
Looking at the bracket he will probably line up against Lil Dre in round 4, but Chis Chann is a bit of a wildcard so could be an upset in that battle.

A lot of the upcoming battles will be pretty interesting, have no idea who to call being in the finals.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doom patrol on May 02, 2022, 12:49:26 AM
I enjoyed that.
YouTube dingleberries doing a better job of batb than the Berrics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Prostate Exam on May 02, 2022, 01:22:50 AM
What's up with Jamie's gripjob? Is this an english / irish thing to grip your board as if you were in a hurry?

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fecal Fury on May 02, 2022, 02:45:07 AM
One of those cameramen need to be fired for their drunk ass lens stabilisation
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Post by: finknoos on May 02, 2022, 05:10:28 AM
Wow, that was a great game. Seriously think that if jonny would have won the rock/paper/scissors, there would have been a different outcome.

Was rooting for Jonny just because I really wanted to see him go back to the berrics and get a second shot at the title, but Jamie seems to be a genuinely good dude. Slightly bummed, but at least now I can check out of this shitshow for another month or so.

Had a little chuckle when i realised this is still round 1 and youtube is recommending me another video from round 1, posted 9 monhs ago.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on May 02, 2022, 08:52:46 AM
https://youtu.be/70uNMXnhkoE

lol
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 02, 2022, 09:15:28 AM
The stationary bits were really funny considering how fast they were skating otherwise.
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Post by: SkollieJol on May 02, 2022, 09:19:07 AM
The stationary bits were really funny considering how fast they were skating otherwise.
I found what nuck ticker was doing  was doing, with those slow tricks, to be rather disrespectful to ol' smelly fart
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on May 02, 2022, 10:36:12 AM
was weird seeing Kelly laugh without pressing a button
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on May 02, 2022, 10:38:15 AM
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The stationary bits were really funny considering how fast they were skating otherwise.
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I found what nuck ticker was doing  was doing, with those slow tricks, to be rather disrespectful to ol' smelly fart


It was obvious tucker did not want to be there.
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Post by: Abyss1 on May 02, 2022, 11:29:03 AM
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The stationary bits were really funny considering how fast they were skating otherwise.
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I found what nuck ticker was doing  was doing, with those slow tricks, to be rather disrespectful to ol' smelly fart

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It was obvious tucker did not want to be there.

was weird , couldnt tell if nick was hurt or doesnt remember how to skate regular.  Kfatty got washed with all those switch fails...kinda of sad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on May 02, 2022, 02:20:06 PM
https://youtu.be/zJL5IVvDx1k

that pressure heelflip made me sick in my mouth a little bit.
enjoyed the other tricks.  other than the double flips obviously
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mariatorresflores on May 03, 2022, 02:08:08 PM
https://youtu.be/70uNMXnhkoE

lol
Oooph, hard watch. Nick's garbage fake steez and stationary skating literally gave me a headache. What an ugly bunch of tricks he won with. Going to 360 shuvs and pressure flips that early, fuck oughta here with that garbage. I don't respect batb either and Kelly's kind of a goofball at this point but that shit was rude and made Nick come off like a punkass bitch. Maybe Kelly can't do those tricks cause they're gross as fuck and they're the kind of tricks douches learn specifically to with games of skate.

 Look at me going to bat for Kelly Hart in 2022, wtf, that's what this god awful BatB has led me to. He does still have better style than Nick though. The tricks he still has looked super clean and snappy.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on May 03, 2022, 04:30:25 PM
not that i’ve ever had anything but a mild distaste for nick tucker, but trying to punk a dude 10 years removed from his skating career is some seriously low shit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on May 03, 2022, 07:38:50 PM
Knew Jamie was going to win when I checked out one of his flatground training sessions, dude is a machine.
Looking at the bracket he will probably line up against Lil Dre in round 4, but Chis Chann is a bit of a wildcard so could be an upset in that battle.

A lot of the upcoming battles will be pretty interesting, have no idea who to call being in the finals.

I think it's a pretty damn safe call to say Griffin makes the finals if he's trying.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on May 03, 2022, 08:55:10 PM
Kelly Hart's style is so much more pleasing to watch than Nick Tucker's exaggerated leg-out stuff.
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Post by: Coldpizza on May 03, 2022, 09:05:20 PM
Nick Tucker is fucking clown shoes.
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Post by: bssmithslide on May 03, 2022, 09:49:37 PM
Nick Tucker treats berra and the batb like the turd it is and gets shit on for it 😂😂😂
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Post by: backspinflip on May 03, 2022, 11:01:15 PM
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Knew Jamie was going to win when I checked out one of his flatground training sessions, dude is a machine.
Looking at the bracket he will probably line up against Lil Dre in round 4, but Chis Chann is a bit of a wildcard so could be an upset in that battle.

A lot of the upcoming battles will be pretty interesting, have no idea who to call being in the finals.
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I think it's a pretty damn safe call to say Griffin makes the finals if he's trying.

yeah man. if he doesn't make finals he totally just wasn't trying.  ::) he's a flat ground skater that can only benefit from this contest. why would he compete and not try?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ice nine on May 04, 2022, 12:23:21 AM
i watched on mute but why was nick  tucker barely moving on some tricks, it was a joke or something?
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 04, 2022, 01:19:42 AM
i watched on mute but why was nick  tucker barely moving on some tricks, it was a joke or something?

Why, anything unusual about this?
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Post by: KGB on May 04, 2022, 04:28:29 AM
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https://youtu.be/70uNMXnhkoE

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Oooph, hard watch. Nick's garbage fake steez and stationary skating literally gave me a headache. What an ugly bunch of tricks he won with. Going to 360 shuvs and pressure flips that early, fuck oughta here with that garbage. I don't respect batb either and Kelly's kind of a goofball at this point but that shit was rude and made Nick come off like a punkass bitch. Maybe Kelly can't do those tricks cause they're gross as fuck and they're the kind of tricks douches learn specifically to with games of skate.

 Look at me going to bat for Kelly Hart in 2022, wtf, that's what this god awful BatB has led me to. He does still have better style than Nick though. The tricks he still has looked super clean and snappy.

That sounds harsh, but I agree with you. I was sad to see Kelly lose to a dude with fake steez and doing stationary tricks
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Post by: conqueso on May 04, 2022, 06:06:24 AM
nick tucker with the savage disrespect

he even had momma there to cheer him on haha
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Post by: OldSkater on May 04, 2022, 07:09:18 AM
its degrees of cringe i think

kelly hart may be a cringe dude in some respects but nick tucker is way worse imho
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Post by: quackquack on May 04, 2022, 10:49:31 AM
Nick Tucker treats skateboarding like it's done nothing for him and he's trying to get back at it.

Go off and make your little screen-printed wolfie shirts, bruv.
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Post by: ilchymis on May 04, 2022, 04:24:37 PM
They have like 6 weeks to do 25 games. Better get cracking, Borra.
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Post by: shouldn't on May 04, 2022, 08:30:48 PM
wait so dick sucker beat smelly fart?
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Post by: keepthefunkalive on May 07, 2022, 09:29:37 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTDRhi4Vw-c&ab_channel=TheBerrics

I like watching Luan do flatground.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on May 07, 2022, 09:31:10 AM
Can't believe he did that well on defense
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Post by: Weededed on May 07, 2022, 09:54:06 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTDRhi4Vw-c&ab_channel=TheBerrics

I like watching Luan do flatground.

I could watch that shit all day, dude's just unreal!!

That switch varial heel was straight up impeccable.
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Post by: oyolar on May 07, 2022, 10:07:31 AM
Luan’s awesome. That switch hardflip looked crazy. The flick looked like really delayed almost? Hard to describe but I liked it.

It was cool to see a game where it seemed like both of them were doing serious tricks but having fun with it at the same time.
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Post by: goodatmeth on May 07, 2022, 10:24:51 AM
Damn I wanted to not care about batb but Luan games will have to be watched. Both these guys are incredibly talented but there's still an extreme contrast that doesn't make Kelvin look that great
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Post by: Jaydd on May 07, 2022, 10:37:23 AM
Damn I wanted to not care about batb but Luan games will have to be watched. Both these guys are incredibly talented but there's still an extreme contrast that doesn't make Kelvin look that great

I thought the same thing.  I think it’s the speed and pop Luan does everything with.  It just looks so much better. 
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Post by: Candied cigarettes on May 07, 2022, 10:41:40 AM
Dang that nollie varial flip was so crazy
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Post by: Hevonen on May 07, 2022, 10:50:12 AM
Kelvin is such a weird skater. Can do like 5 tricks comfortably but manages to land almost everything somehow
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Post by: Henchman on May 07, 2022, 11:33:19 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/1nCbSjs/39-AD0815-51-A8-410-A-B9-B4-B93-F7-D1-C12-D6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1nCbSjs)
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Post by: TrainWreck on May 07, 2022, 11:33:56 AM
Can do like 5 tricks comfortably but manages to land almost everything somehow

It seems to me, that he only practices  his contest goto-Tricks and that about is
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on May 07, 2022, 11:51:47 AM
Kelvin skates like he's wearing a diaper. Which ironically maybe Luan should do, he loves a bit of ass sweat
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Post by: Lou Strux on May 07, 2022, 12:55:14 PM
I appreciate that Luan both pops his tricks fully, and does them at speed.
Respect.
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Post by: Swithflip on May 07, 2022, 01:11:43 PM
The hate on Kelvin is so lame. Dude is not a flatground skater as Luan. In other hand luan wasted his career only being a BATB skater weak video parts, but incredible flatground game. Luan could be one of the goats, what a waste of talent.
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Post by: conqueso on May 07, 2022, 02:45:49 PM
luan so god damn good still

kelvin was getting worked so he stopped trying. dude is lame.

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Post by: TheDingus on May 07, 2022, 02:46:19 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/1nCbSjs/39-AD0815-51-A8-410-A-B9-B4-B93-F7-D1-C12-D6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1nCbSjs)

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Post by: SneakySecrets on May 07, 2022, 03:09:40 PM
Wow, wish Kelvin would slow down a little bit, it’s hard to see the trick when he’s just a big blur shooting across the screen.
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Post by: companguero on May 07, 2022, 03:17:25 PM
Luan’s awesome. That switch hardflip looked crazy. The flick looked like really delayed almost? Hard to describe but I liked it.

(https://i.postimg.cc/pd0tXvS3/BATB-12-Luan-Oliveira-Vs-Kelvin-Hoefler-Round-2-Battle-At.gif)

The forward posture landing also set it apart
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Post by: Roy Machine on May 07, 2022, 03:44:17 PM
So many unaswered questions,....

Why does Kelvin look so uncomfortable in his Board even when hes a top 5 contest Skater?

Where can find the latest Luan street Part?

Who brought all the hot chicks to the Park?

For which Board company kelvin even rides for?
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Post by: Mantracker on May 07, 2022, 03:50:26 PM
I thought it was really sick that Kelvin made all 4 hardflips. Looked like he had been practicing those because they are difficult for him. Lots of genuine smiles in this one which was refreshing
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Post by: Cool Ceith on May 07, 2022, 06:20:48 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/1nCbSjs/39-AD0815-51-A8-410-A-B9-B4-B93-F7-D1-C12-D6.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1nCbSjs)
(https://i.ibb.co/xXZDNf8/deliverance.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hL0ySZ1)
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Post by: lysdexia on May 07, 2022, 06:21:51 PM
i can't hate kelvin, as much as i want to.  dude hung on that long against arguably the best flatground skater to exist.  just a shame about his shoes.
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Post by: Uncle Flea on May 07, 2022, 06:45:25 PM
Luan flat game reminds me of Crazy Legs Rock Steady Crew. He has that in your face bboy style. I prefer the Joslin method tho. It’s not as pretty but it’s so good. I’d say best is the berries. T pud or sewa‘a style being next
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Post by: Uncle Flea on May 07, 2022, 06:46:46 PM
Also didn’t luan shit on a team mate’s pillow on the road. Props kid
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Post by: ilchymis on May 07, 2022, 08:26:07 PM
GodDAMN Luan! Dude skates like he constantly has a rocket up his ass. Fucking unreal, amazing match.

Kelvin is such a weird skater. Can do like 5 tricks comfortably but manages to land almost everything somehow

Couldn't have said it better. 3/4 of his tricks looked like he had no clue how to do them and the board just magically appeared under him.
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Post by: JugeL on May 07, 2022, 08:39:20 PM
Respect to Kelvin, didn't expect him to last that long
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Post by: Southernmost on May 07, 2022, 10:32:01 PM
Also didn’t luan shit on a team mate’s pillow on the road. Props kid
Can you please give me a reference for this one. Never heard of that but it sounds hilarious. Props to Kelvin for the defense. I know his style and Cairumas are atrocious but he did a lot of tricks I wasn’t expecting him to land. And like others mentioned it wasn’t too stale or boring of a match. They had a fun/homie feeling to this one.
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 08, 2022, 01:33:38 AM
Respect to Kelvin. He clearly new that next to Luan he would look like a fool no matter what he did, didn't take it too seriously but still delivered a good game.
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Post by: rocklobster on May 08, 2022, 02:07:47 AM
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Also didn’t luan shit on a team mate’s pillow on the road. Props kid
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Can you please give me a reference for this one. Never heard of that but it sounds hilarious. Props to Kelvin for the defense. I know his style and Cairumas are atrocious but he did a lot of tricks I wasn’t expecting him to land. And like others mentioned it wasn’t too stale or boring of a match. They had a fun/homie feeling to this one.

Ah, the ole Amber Turd
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Post by: Yonnycage on May 08, 2022, 02:42:56 AM
I’ve had that feeling before, playing a homie you know you have no chance against. There’s no nervous feeling, you know what you’re walking into so you just try to put on a good show for as long as you can. I’ve been Kelvin many times and even though I got my ass beat in the end I landed some shit I never try on my best days. Big props
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Post by: Uncle Flea on May 08, 2022, 07:25:34 AM
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Also didn’t luan shit on a team mate’s pillow on the road. Props kid
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Can you please give me a reference for this one. Never heard of that but it sounds hilarious. Props to Kelvin for the defense. I know his style and Cairumas are atrocious but he did a lot of tricks I wasn’t expecting him to land. And like others mentioned it wasn’t too stale or boring of a match. They had a fun/homie feeling to this one.
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Ah, the ole Amber Turd

I just heard in an interview that he shit on a team mates hotel pillow. Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SneakySecrets on May 08, 2022, 08:19:37 AM
Hey Berra, the crazy cat lady down the block wants her outfit back.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 08, 2022, 08:32:37 AM
Absolute crime for this to have been a round 1 matchup. Feel like they should have face off in the quarterfinals at least.

Its because of the logistics. In the scramble to try and salvage something of this they put them together because they're both euro. Think of it as the EU championship game.

I do think Giger was kind of taking it easy or "doing it for the content" and trying to extend the game a bit. He's got way more circus tricks than he pulled out here. He's got like the ultimate youkooker style/appearance/mannerisms/trucks but I don't mind him so much, his street part is actually not bad. That being said, I think the better man won.

Griffin is weird but he does shit that I've never seen anyone else do, there's a clip out there where he rolls up to a triple set and does a tre flip down the first set, tre double flip down the second, and then tre triple down the third iirc. It was one of those things I had to stop and go back to make sure I saw it correctly. I don't believe he's got a chance to win unless he goes straight to the circus shit every game though. I think guys like Joslin/Luan/Sewa will keep him on defense the majority of the time with their consistency and deep bag.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: jamersonbass on May 08, 2022, 09:06:59 AM
Not going to share a berrics video, but watching Deshawn Jordan skunk Cody Cepeda was great.  No spoilers, but he got him on a non-flip trick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on May 08, 2022, 09:12:58 AM
Not going to share a berrics video, but watching Deshawn Jordan skunk Cody Cepeda was great.  No spoilers, but he got him on a non-flip trick.

If anybody still cared, I'd call you an asshole for spoiling who won. But I guess you're good for now
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Henchman on May 08, 2022, 09:45:50 AM
 https://youtu.be/LNQ2mtDBcP8 (https://youtu.be/LNQ2mtDBcP8)

Great game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 08, 2022, 09:48:03 AM
me and steve have the same sweater its a van heusen 75% cotton blend very nice

edit: sorry for the spoiler
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 08, 2022, 10:16:16 AM
me and steve have the same sweater its a van heusen 75% cotton blend very nice
Steve's is actually a Van Hubbard.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on May 08, 2022, 10:22:44 AM
Dashawn Jordan's skating is so graceful and proper
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on May 08, 2022, 10:33:06 AM
Not going to share a berrics video, but watching Deshawn Jordan skunk Cody Cepeda was great.  No spoilers, but he got him on a non-flip trick.
“No spoilers…”
*After spoiling entire match…
 ::)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quackquack on May 08, 2022, 10:48:17 AM
The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on May 08, 2022, 11:13:58 AM
I was pleasantly surprised with this. Dashawn is amazing
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: djoekr on May 08, 2022, 11:21:04 AM
Best part of that was the unimpressed face of that one Cariuma kid that played vs Mike V after the sketch fakie big heel. Guess he's gonna have to do some more courses to up his thetan levels for criticizing fellow Cariuma team members.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on May 08, 2022, 11:22:09 AM
The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?

Hope so it makes avoiding Cariuma that much easier
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on May 08, 2022, 12:04:31 PM
The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?

He never actually touched the ground though. Doing tricks sloppy is not breaking any rules. He should have redone the back3 though, he even called it himself. If somebody does that, they have to do it again in my opinion
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bssmithslide on May 08, 2022, 12:21:19 PM
Not going to share a berrics video, but watching Deshawn Jordan skunk Cody Cepeda was great.  No spoilers, but he got him on a non-flip trick.

your a fuckin goof bud
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on May 08, 2022, 02:49:54 PM
Speaking of cariuma, I was super sad to see Timmy Johnson skating in them :(
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on May 08, 2022, 04:58:27 PM
I was pleasantly surprised with this. Dashawn is amazing

Has there ever been a flatground skater with this much skill but close to zero flick? It's like he just puts his feet in the exact right spots on the board and pops. He's like the anti-Neen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: big_kev_215 on May 08, 2022, 05:59:10 PM
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Has there ever been a flatground skater with this much skill but close to zero flick? It's like he just puts his feet in the exact right spots on the board and pops. He's like the anti-Neen.

His flatground looks like Jamie Foy skating rails.  Super wide stance. 
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on May 08, 2022, 07:00:24 PM
What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
It must be- they all do it, either black on black or white on white. I want one to go rogue and mix up colors. Make a statement guys, it’s ok to mix white and black.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on May 08, 2022, 07:12:45 PM
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your a fuckin goof bud

Are you from Canada? I’m trying to appraise the weight of this beef.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Grant Patronik on May 08, 2022, 07:56:04 PM
Speaking of cariuma, I was super sad to see Timmy Johnson skating in them :(

Second this.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on May 08, 2022, 08:25:27 PM
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What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
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It must be- they all do it, either black on black or white on white. I want one to go rogue and mix up colors. Make a statement guys, it’s ok to mix white and black.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)
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Post by: zozu on May 08, 2022, 09:26:09 PM
tyler peterson looking annoyed at codys fakie big heel lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Allen. on May 08, 2022, 09:51:49 PM
Wait, is it not okay to mix white and black @rocklobster
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Post by: Ayanami on May 08, 2022, 10:31:36 PM
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What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
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It must be- they all do it, either black on black or white on white. I want one to go rogue and mix up colors. Make a statement guys, it’s ok to mix white and black.
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(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/030/710/dd0.png)
I hope Berra says “it’s bigger than black and white” as part of the next intro
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on May 08, 2022, 10:59:35 PM
Wait, is it not okay to mix white and black @rocklobster

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpPvGlrqhdA
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Post by: Salad farmer on May 09, 2022, 01:39:22 AM
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Wait, is it not okay to mix white and black @rocklobster
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpPvGlrqhdA

https://youtu.be/F2AitTPI5U0
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on May 09, 2022, 01:49:56 AM
The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
lest we forget that he quit a berrics board brand (sovrn) right before turning pro obviously causing a bit of a rift between him and berra. then he is playing skate against someone at berra’s house so to speak who is on a semi berrics footwear brand… obviously the judges aren’t going to be in his favor. he still won though and cariuma still lost so the world is at peace for now  ;)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 09, 2022, 02:22:08 AM
At least Cody is actually popping his tricks these days, he didn't really go back to the slow and low pivot-heavy thing too much this time around. I don't like him but the batb7 story is pretty rad, real storybook shit.

Dashawn is starting to give me Shane O'Neil vibes. It's insane what he does but he's so fucking perfect and does everything so flawlessly that I kinda zone out after a minute. Bigger flips should not be that easy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on May 09, 2022, 09:03:55 AM
Jesus, berra looks like a barrel. Man baby got man boobs!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mandatory Reload on May 09, 2022, 09:24:22 AM
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The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
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lest we forget that he quit a berrics board brand (sovrn) right before turning pro obviously causing a bit of a rift between him and berra. then he is playing skate against someone at berra’s house so to speak who is on a semi berrics footwear brand… obviously the judges aren’t going to be in his favor. he still won though and cariuma still lost so the world is at peace for now  ;)

well it was actually the opposite, i believe what OP meant was that there were several tricks that Dashawn did on offense that should've been a redo but were given a thumbs up by the ref. specifically the switch back 3 on the last letter (which Dashawn even motioned for a redo himself) and the fakie big heel (definitely scraped his tail). i don't think it really would've made a difference in the outcome because Dashawn was clearly on and had the upper hand the whole game, but still. after the number of times he's gone on an "okay i'm gonna be around so no one can claim that the judging was off because i'm the supreme objective dictator", definitely feel like Berra shoulda spoken up lol

all that being said, this was a pretty enjoyable game to watch. really like Dashawn's skating tbh, definitely my favorite of the "contest" dudes i think
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quackquack on May 09, 2022, 09:51:18 AM
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The ref was a little biased towards Dashawn, seems like some do-overs were apropos since at least 3 of the letters in a row were sloppy tricks.

Not that I wanted Cepeda to win, he looks like a bummer to skate with.

What's with the shoe/shirt combo, is it part of their contract?
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lest we forget that he quit a berrics board brand (sovrn) right before turning pro obviously causing a bit of a rift between him and berra. then he is playing skate against someone at berra’s house so to speak who is on a semi berrics footwear brand… obviously the judges aren’t going to be in his favor. he still won though and cariuma still lost so the world is at peace for now  ;)
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well it was actually the opposite, i believe what OP meant was that there were several tricks that Dashawn did on offense that should've been a redo but were given a thumbs up by the ref. specifically the switch back 3 on the last letter (which Dashawn even motioned for a redo himself) and the fakie big heel (definitely scraped his tail). i don't think it really would've made a difference in the outcome because Dashawn was clearly on and had the upper hand the whole game, but still. after the number of times he's gone on an "okay i'm gonna be around so no one can claim that the judging was off because i'm the supreme objective dictator", definitely feel like Berra shoulda spoken up lol

all that being said, this was a pretty enjoyable game to watch. really like Dashawn's skating tbh, definitely my favorite of the "contest" dudes i think

Exactly, thanks MandatoryReload.

I dunno, I wouldn't want to win letters on sloppy tricks - toe-drag or not.

Especially if I was a top-pro skating against someone whose claim-to-fame was being the winning "Joe" in a game of skate.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on May 09, 2022, 01:09:25 PM
Dashawn was dope proper game even though cody hot skunked he did some good defense
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 09, 2022, 01:12:31 PM
Jesus, berra looks like a barrel. Man baby got man boobs!
nah thats just the boxed patterning on his sweater its lightweight and perfect for layering in between seasons
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: figureitout on May 09, 2022, 01:12:38 PM
awwww the double flipper didn't get to double flip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on May 09, 2022, 06:29:14 PM
At least Cody is actually popping his tricks these days, he didn't really go back to the slow and low pivot-heavy thing too much this time around. I don't like him but the batb7 story is pretty rad, real storybook shit.

Dashawn is starting to give me Shane O'Neil vibes. It's insane what he does but he's so fucking perfect and does everything so flawlessly that I kinda zone out after a minute. Bigger flips should not be that easy.

I don't see any O'neill parallels, Shane has that dagger flick, the board smacks his feet when he catches it
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Post by: Sativa Lung on May 10, 2022, 01:07:54 AM
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At least Cody is actually popping his tricks these days, he didn't really go back to the slow and low pivot-heavy thing too much this time around. I don't like him but the batb7 story is pretty rad, real storybook shit.

Dashawn is starting to give me Shane O'Neil vibes. It's insane what he does but he's so fucking perfect and does everything so flawlessly that I kinda zone out after a minute. Bigger flips should not be that easy.
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I don't see any O'neill parallels, Shane has that dagger flick, the board smacks his feet when he catches it

Not style, vibe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 10, 2022, 05:26:53 AM
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At least Cody is actually popping his tricks these days, he didn't really go back to the slow and low pivot-heavy thing too much this time around. I don't like him but the batb7 story is pretty rad, real storybook shit.

Dashawn is starting to give me Shane O'Neil vibes. It's insane what he does but he's so fucking perfect and does everything so flawlessly that I kinda zone out after a minute. Bigger flips should not be that easy.
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I don't see any O'neill parallels, Shane has that dagger flick, the board smacks his feet when he catches it
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Not style, vibe.

i love your sig gif

daniel gesmer, the skateboarder who GLIDES
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on May 10, 2022, 07:41:23 AM
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At least Cody is actually popping his tricks these days, he didn't really go back to the slow and low pivot-heavy thing too much this time around. I don't like him but the batb7 story is pretty rad, real storybook shit.

Dashawn is starting to give me Shane O'Neil vibes. It's insane what he does but he's so fucking perfect and does everything so flawlessly that I kinda zone out after a minute. Bigger flips should not be that easy.
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I don't see any O'neill parallels, Shane has that dagger flick, the board smacks his feet when he catches it
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Not style, vibe.

Both dudes have that sk8rboi vibe.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HiResDes on May 15, 2022, 04:20:51 PM
Yeah Miles Silvas has the same effect on me at times, shit is just too perfect all the time.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BL0B on May 15, 2022, 06:15:59 PM
is the hold up on this whole thing them trying to find diarrheuma rides for each match?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on May 18, 2022, 06:25:09 AM
Haven't kept up with this in a good while. Looked at the bracket at the end of the last game now and saw that Ronnie Creager's name is gone. When did that happen? I know Stevie backed out but Ronnie too? Literally the only thing I looked forward to watch in this shitshow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on May 18, 2022, 07:01:38 AM
Creager will retire before the finals even happen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: exlurker on May 18, 2022, 08:04:08 AM
Kinda wild that a game can be that long when one of the skaters doesn't land a single trick on offense.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: marty mcfly on May 18, 2022, 03:44:21 PM
only good thing about this whole BATB desaster is, there won’t be another one!

Always stay positive ;)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: finknoos on May 19, 2022, 04:04:05 AM
Haven't kept up with this in a good while. Looked at the bracket at the end of the last game now and saw that Ronnie Creager's name is gone. When did that happen? I know Stevie backed out but Ronnie too? Literally the only thing I looked forward to watch in this shitshow.

Pretty sure neither of those guys backed out, simply never accepted in the first place.

Berra just put a bunch of names on the bracket without even asking people if they were down. Apparently a whole bunch of people were simply not into it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 21, 2022, 08:10:40 AM
I thought we were getting the second jamie Griffin game today? Some legion of doom BS
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on May 21, 2022, 09:37:35 AM
on the plus side, p-rod versus nick tucker as a quarter final should be tantalisingly awkward.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goeatsomefriedbread on May 21, 2022, 09:57:07 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/mvWFz94/F1-D1-FAFB-373-D-4948-8-A83-6-AC1-C57-AACB6.png)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 21, 2022, 10:11:27 AM
Screwdriver or no, you gotta respect Chase's grace and professionalism. He's probably worked closely with hundreds of skaters over the past 15(!) years, and this BATB clusterfuck must have him pulling out his hair with every last minute change. Yikes. I kinda feel bad for him; narcissist borra seems to have no awareness of what his ego trip is doing to people.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: quackquack on May 21, 2022, 10:16:24 AM
on the plus side, p-rod versus nick tucker as a quarter final should be tantalisingly awkward.

Would have made for some great TV.

'Hey Paul, are double flips allowed in my contract or do I need to go make my own line of S.K.A.T.E games?'
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on May 22, 2022, 08:30:46 AM
Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Loady McGee on May 22, 2022, 08:38:31 AM
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Haven't kept up with this in a good while. Looked at the bracket at the end of the last game now and saw that Ronnie Creager's name is gone. When did that happen? I know Stevie backed out but Ronnie too? Literally the only thing I looked forward to watch in this shitshow.
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Pretty sure neither of those guys backed out, simply never accepted in the first place.

Berra just put a bunch of names on the bracket without even asking people if they were down. Apparently a whole bunch of people were simply not into it.

With Stevie that is probably true but Creager had actually accepted and talked about BATB12 when he was on the nine club, posted clips of him practicing flatground on IG etc. He was still on the bracket even after Stevie's name was removed (can't remember who they replaced Stevie with though) but now it's gone. It's a mystery. And a tragic.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on May 22, 2022, 08:40:19 AM
Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
Why even make a rule about wrapping impossibles if it's just going to get ignored? Otherwise this was a solid game, I'm a little surprised by how well Spencer did
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on May 22, 2022, 09:17:04 AM
Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
Glad they skipped the basics and just started going for the throat.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: StillTryin on May 22, 2022, 09:24:24 AM
Why even make a rule about wrapping impossibles if it's just going to get ignored? Otherwise this was a solid game, I'm a little surprised by how well Spencer did
To be fair the rule states "IF your opponent wraps their impossibles you must wrap your impossibles" so IMO this covers it, and I haven't seen any impossible bullshit since this rule change.

Although I do hate the fact that this creates two "types" of impossibles, it's good enough for me in the context of a game of skate.

So IMO in this game specifically I'm fine with a Unwrappossible on offense being defended by another Unwrappossible.

This conundrum only makes me wonder how and when unwrappossibles became accepted enough anyway that this had to become an issue down the road.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 22, 2022, 09:29:24 AM
Genuinely impressed by Spencer's performance, I for sure thought Jamie was fucked there for a minute when he kept fucking up his pressure flippydeedoo.

I'm not familiar with him beyond this, but him giving up his turn when he landed the wrong trick was something I dont remember seeing in the Berrics. Definitely cost him the game, but tbf I wanted to see Jamie go on.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on May 22, 2022, 09:32:18 AM
I was super surprised with Spencer.  Given the absolute shit quality of most of the "influencer" games (and his kook fit) I completely assumed he would be useless.  Good on you Spencer.
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Post by: Coldpizza on May 22, 2022, 10:03:51 AM
Can’t believe not a single tre was done in that game… :o
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Post by: FatGuy92 on May 22, 2022, 11:11:45 AM
I was super surprised with Spencer.  Given the absolute shit quality of most of the "influencer" games (and his kook fit) I completely assumed he would be useless.  Good on you Spencer.

Same. My stomach normally turns watching the run of the mill YT skater with Cariumas on, but Spencer seems like a chill dude and I remember watching his videos from time to time years back. I didn't realize his flatground was that on point.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on May 22, 2022, 11:26:55 AM
yes, come to think of it i was unperturbed when i watched that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Hevonen on May 22, 2022, 11:28:29 AM
Griffin's style is pretty decent on basic tricks, always thought he was some braille kook
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on May 22, 2022, 12:01:50 PM
Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE

For me it's pretty wild that people can casually do things like double forward flips. Holy shit.

Spencer seems like a chill guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mareo on May 22, 2022, 03:57:06 PM
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Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
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For me it's pretty wild that people can casually do things like double forward flips. Holy shit.

Spencer seems like a chill guy.

Didn't the other guy just do a varial double flip?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on May 22, 2022, 04:03:40 PM
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Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
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For me it's pretty wild that people can casually do things like double forward flips. Holy shit.

Spencer seems like a chill guy.
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Didn't the other guy just do a varial double flip?

thats what i saw too

funny how they edited it all quick like nobody would notice
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 22, 2022, 07:09:08 PM
That was a great game for once. I love to see that it's still possible for skating to progress even on flat and most of the absurder tricks didn't even look too gross.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JugeL on May 22, 2022, 09:05:17 PM
Ban forward flips
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 22, 2022, 09:10:21 PM
Spencer definitely has some strong socal kook vibes to him but he's undeniably good. I watched a few of his videos a couple years back when he was doing the world record ollie contest thing and I remember thinking he should just focus on his skating because his "personality" doesn't stand out but popping your shit chest high definitely does.

Always respect the guys who come out swinging like that too. He knew he was overmatched and just started kitchen sinking some tricks I legit don't know if I've ever seen before. I think unorthodox was the word that came to mind haha. Seemed like Griffin was playing with his food a little going for that weird Casper thing and almost got caught. Stop fucking around and do your 360 impossible shit, save the Koston tricks until you play him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on May 22, 2022, 10:14:29 PM
Griffin was trying hard not to just do weird tricks, which was nice.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on May 23, 2022, 04:53:25 AM
feel bad for any Jamie Griffin slander ive taken part in, sorry. Seems a like a good guy, just tainted by those HopKing boards
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Skatebeard on May 23, 2022, 05:58:25 AM
feel bad for any Jamie Griffin slander ive taken part in, sorry. Seems a like a good guy, just tainted by those HopKing boards

Needs to be given a shot by a legit (or at least semi-legit) board company IMO. I like how he took the time to try and explain a couple of his tricks to Spencer. Good sportsmanship by the both of them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on May 23, 2022, 06:53:02 AM
An entertaining game where the participants seemed to be having fun and encouraging each other? What madness is this!?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 23, 2022, 08:19:36 AM
what shoes was Jamie wearing... they look like old Nikes or something.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Spirit on May 23, 2022, 08:51:26 AM
Maybe one day people will appreciate Jamie for his skill and dedication and just being a great guy. I don't know why people are upset that he's on Hop King when you would never expect him to get a core board sponsor anyway.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: silhouette on May 23, 2022, 08:57:12 AM
Regardless of all possible presentation concerns, I can see the skate rat in Jamie and always liked that.

I watched that game, wasn't too familiar with Spencer Barton before at all, but I appreciated his attitude here. Seems like a honest skater to me and not just technically.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on May 23, 2022, 09:14:05 AM
An entertaining game where the participants seemed to be having fun and encouraging each other? What madness is this!?

Agreed! It did start a little slow for me but once they get into it, shit was good.  I always enjoy watching new kids especially when they got good attitudes and giving each other props
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on May 23, 2022, 09:17:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on May 23, 2022, 11:58:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s

Dude has a right big bag of circus tricks that don't look like shit.

I was hoping that match would go on for a bit more.

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Why even make a rule about wrapping impossibles if it's just going to get ignored? Otherwise this was a solid game, I'm a little surprised by how well Spencer did
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To be fair the rule states "IF your opponent wraps their impossibles you must wrap your impossibles" so IMO this covers it, and I haven't seen any impossible bullshit since this rule change.

Although I do hate the fact that this creates two "types" of impossibles, it's good enough for me in the context of a game of skate.

So IMO in this game specifically I'm fine with a Unwrappossible on offense being defended by another Unwrappossible.

This conundrum only makes me wonder how and when unwrappossibles became accepted enough anyway that this had to become an issue down the road.

Spencer knew his impossible was shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on May 23, 2022, 12:05:31 PM
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Dude has a right big bag of circus tricks that don't look like shit.


In the comments, Chase Gabor (berrics videographer) says most of those were 1st or 2nd try.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: flippy lippy on May 23, 2022, 12:24:26 PM
dag nabbit the got damn warp stabilizer at it again
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on May 23, 2022, 03:07:18 PM
I dont see why he couldnt have a real board sponsor, but then again he's unlikely to have his own board/get paid what Hop King are. I see bare kids with their boards. :(

For as utter shite as they are, at least a good Donegal lad is making money, and leaving his shed


Maybe one day people will appreciate Jamie for his skill and dedication and just being a great guy. I don't know why people are upset that he's on Hop King when you would never expect him to get a core board sponsor anyway.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on May 23, 2022, 05:10:31 PM
what shoes was Jamie wearing... they look like old Nikes or something.

I'm pretty sure they're just absolutely destroyed Blazers.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 23, 2022, 07:36:36 PM
That Barton kid has crazy good flat style. That kit is horrendous. Didn’t he use to hang with Dale? He was on that slamming shit too I think.  Wtf. Kid looking like he gets dressed in the ass ends of Avril Lavigne’s estate sale or some shit.

I peeked his channel too. Idk. It’s like filmed at hot topic I think.

That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 24, 2022, 02:25:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s

He's basically doing tongue twisters with his feet
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on May 24, 2022, 02:35:34 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s
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He's basically doing tongue twisters with his feet

And making them look good

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on May 24, 2022, 03:21:25 AM

Kid looking like he gets dressed in the ass ends of Avril Lavigne’s estate sale or some shit.


 ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on May 24, 2022, 03:39:13 AM
That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something


edgy
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on May 24, 2022, 05:08:23 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s
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He's basically doing tongue twisters with his feet
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And making them look good

I also love that he does not do them in Cariumas, hope it stays that way
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nickpaolucci on May 24, 2022, 05:48:06 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s
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He's basically doing tongue twisters with his feet
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And making them look good
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I also love that he does not do them in Cariumas, hope it stays that way

the boy not even Cariuma wanted
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: sk8punk110 on May 24, 2022, 07:35:33 AM
108 page thread and they're only on round 2 lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on May 24, 2022, 10:57:31 AM
108 page thread and they're only on round 2 lol

Finals night is next month right?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: oyolar on May 24, 2022, 11:00:05 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLET_hFcI7M&t=27s
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He's basically doing tongue twisters with his feet
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And making them look good
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I also love that he does not do them in Cariumas, hope it stays that way
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the boy not even Cariuma wanted

The Berric definitely sent him Cariumas a while ago. He was skating them on IG for a little bit when they were first advertising his match against Giger months ago so you know they were chomping at the bit to get him in Cariumas for that match
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 24, 2022, 11:51:38 AM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
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edgy

I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on May 24, 2022, 11:59:43 AM
whoa check out Proust over here
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on May 24, 2022, 12:10:03 PM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
[close]


edgy
[close]

I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part

he just put out a street part in London last year. cant tell me there is a shortage of good spots there

https://youtu.be/Ehm3TPkKlvM

he has no clue how to film a good part. its because a lot of kids look at skateboarding like surface level of tricks only. they dont consider the effort it takes to find spots because they have always had some skatepark or indoor spot to just max out on. i have heard WAde D is really picky about his spots but i think that is maybe what it takes for him to get some of those really tech tricks its gotta all be perfect. these guys are trying to skip that step
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 24, 2022, 01:24:00 PM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
[close]


edgy
[close]

I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part
[close]

he just put out a street part in London last year. cant tell me there is a shortage of good spots there

https://youtu.be/Ehm3TPkKlvM

he has no clue how to film a good part. its because a lot of kids look at skateboarding like surface level of tricks only. they dont consider the effort it takes to find spots because they have always had some skatepark or indoor spot to just max out on. i have heard WAde D is really picky about his spots but i think that is maybe what it takes for him to get some of those really tech tricks its gotta all be perfect. these guys are trying to skip that step

Yeah I agree. I feel like the spots you bring to skating is primary. Then trick Execution then tree selection.

It’s a bummer this kid lives in a rainy place. I’d really like to see more. Cariooma should send him to Brazil after he wins. I’d like to see what he could do down there.

I hear ledge skateboarding is dying rn.

Im like 100% sure this kids going to take the berries.

I have no ideas who’s still in. Really I been watching the youtube kids because they are really into the gos and I bet a win will mean much more to them.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 24, 2022, 01:25:14 PM
I just got broke off for talking all this smack probably.

I don’t mean to harvest bad karma but I’m so sick of park stuff. I kinda hate skateparks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on May 24, 2022, 02:12:37 PM
u ok hon?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 24, 2022, 02:14:47 PM
u ok hon?

Yeah. My Pilonidal sinus is gone. I should do the same for my teeth and toenails then I’ll be golden
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: LB on May 24, 2022, 02:17:14 PM
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u ok hon?
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Yeah. My Pilonidal sinus is gone. I should do the same for my teeth and toenails then I’ll be golden

ooh had to google that.  glad its cleared up  8)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 25, 2022, 02:05:47 AM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
[close]


edgy
[close]

I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part
[close]

he just put out a street part in London last year. cant tell me there is a shortage of good spots there

https://youtu.be/Ehm3TPkKlvM

he has no clue how to film a good part. its because a lot of kids look at skateboarding like surface level of tricks only. they dont consider the effort it takes to find spots because they have always had some skatepark or indoor spot to just max out on. i have heard WAde D is really picky about his spots but i think that is maybe what it takes for him to get some of those really tech tricks its gotta all be perfect. these guys are trying to skip that step

Still amazed by the triple set where he adds a rotation to his tre flip every time he lands around 2:55. That was some straight up Daewon shit.

I do think it's kinda funny how many people have been "converted" by simply watching these guys actually skate. Just goes to show how much of a stigma being a sk8Tuber really has.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on May 25, 2022, 02:30:50 AM
That part is a good example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should"
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paperclip20 on May 25, 2022, 05:47:18 AM
I just got broke off for talking all this smack probably.

I don’t mean to harvest bad karma but I’m so sick of park stuff. I kinda hate skateparks.

I support what you're saying. It's good to get out in the streets. Just feels right compared to living at the skatepark.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on May 25, 2022, 10:07:07 AM
griffin got a nice heelflip

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on May 25, 2022, 10:25:32 AM
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I just got broke off for talking all this smack probably.

I don’t mean to harvest bad karma but I’m so sick of park stuff. I kinda hate skateparks.
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I support what you're saying. It's good to get out in the streets. Just feels right compared to living at the skatepark.

parks are just made for you to land tricks, nothing wrong with that, I just see them as the same as backyard ramps something to fuck around on that can be slightly serious
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 25, 2022, 06:27:12 PM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
[close]


edgy
[close]

I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part

I would read this again on a winter night with a glass of wine and some wood burning in the fireplace. a fine novel.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 25, 2022, 08:47:58 PM
That part is a good example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should"


Lol. That’s slacker law.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 25, 2022, 08:49:48 PM
Black out poster I am

Also Dale and Dan riding hills is way way better content than berries all day. Don’t matter who’s doing a banging. Lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on May 26, 2022, 12:20:09 AM
IMO skateboarding is about riding a skateboard. The rest is bonus, or malus. But it’s still legit skateboarding. Maybe not Art in all cases, but still part of skateboarding.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on May 26, 2022, 04:14:43 AM
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Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
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For me it's pretty wild that people can casually do things like double forward flips. Holy shit.

Spencer seems like a chill guy.
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Didn't the other guy just do a varial double flip?
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thats what i saw too

funny how they edited it all quick like nobody would notice
But isn’t a dolphin/forward flip just a vertical varial anyway?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on May 26, 2022, 04:55:35 AM
That part was some serious weak shit. He looks like something off of an old new deal video. The kid has talent but doesnt seem to be applying it correctly.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on May 26, 2022, 08:01:02 AM
Much better game than I expected


https://youtu.be/gQf7sy1tiNE
Watched this. Listen, I'm not a stickler for editing. But, guys, did anyone watch this before the upload? Pull it together.
(http://i.ibb.co/gt2wqqK/thisthing.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on May 28, 2022, 10:44:03 AM
Rough

https://youtu.be/57JEDmn3M2M
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on May 28, 2022, 10:45:15 AM
Sunny looks like hes 25 but still has that 11 year old kid style
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BieberStance on May 28, 2022, 10:53:45 AM
the lil dre guy has a very nice style. Good pop and pleasant to the eye. i enjoyed that.

and i think i am better than this sunny guy (based on what i saw in this vid. i am not going to look at whatever the fuck he is doing. but he certainly is not a professional skateboarder with sponsors and so on, right?)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 28, 2022, 10:57:07 AM
Sunny looks like hes 25 but still has that 11 year old kid style

dude is 16

way to rag on a literal teen lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on May 28, 2022, 11:01:20 AM
Not the best game but Dre got a nice style. He’d have gotten dusted by Chris Chann so he really lucked out
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on May 28, 2022, 11:41:57 AM
Lil Dre is really good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on May 28, 2022, 11:42:49 AM
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That griffin kid has a mean big flip. He should go to New York and do it over the cobblestone flat gap. Put it on the gram.
Also should stop biting Marlboro with his graphics.

I hope that kid wins this Pooh gas contest. Only the youtube skaters really give a shit about that berries clout.

Get in the street

Do switch big hard down something
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edgy
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I’m so far away from the edge of life.
And
That’s and Educated statement. Unless I got the trick wrong he used it to defeated Giger Jonny with is trick and GJ said he was feeling old.

I believe I’d love to see some street skateboarding. When you got skills like this I should be able to find it without trying.

He can sleep on my couch if he wants for a weekend I’ll take him to the best spots in New England.


What people don’t realize is kids NEED to see street skateboarding on youtube from their youtube hero’s and not a steady barrage of park nbd videos and GOS.

It’s killing the art of skateboarding.

That kid I was about to hand some ventures started talking with me about Aaron kyro the other day. I played it cool and was like Who? Cairo Foster? I love Cairo Foster’s skateboarding. Total boss.

No no Aaron Kyro pro skateboarder from the Bay Area.

I’m like ohhhh the scientologist skate coach. I like Carlos. He was on that channel. He beat Mark Sucio in the es game of skate long long time ago.

I’m like do you know Josh Kalis? I’m thinking to myself I should have said PJ. Salvage some common ground.

He said Who?

Henry Sanchez? Carroll? Guy!?! Never mind…

This kid is ripping. He started right around Covid started. He and his friend too.  They’re fast they flip the board and they can skate the deep end of the pool. They only skate the park. They no nothing but Brale heads too.

Also Tiago. Everyone knows Tiago.

I’m going to teach them about Metal skateboards. Also about TOA.

I think they like dgk that’s cool. Clearly not looking beyond product tho. Dgk is always in the streets.

Youtube is not. Jason Park is in the streets sometimes. Haley and Dan. In the park. I don’t know the names of all these kids.

I watch the Powell kids sometimes. I think is funny that Chris kid has spawned some dark Minions. Zero has infected Powell. They look like some Suburban Gangster Disciples on rolls and sour patch kids.

Look at those Chris’s Pupils in that recent curved curbs session with the millions of tries I should not have sat through.

I’m bored af talking about this.

I respect all these kids for all they kooky shit because they got skills. Clearly these Joes want to inspire kids in skateboarding more than the “pros do.

They need to be in the streets. Skateboarding is about being in the streets. Especially if I’m going handing down my old shit to kids. I’d like to see them out there in the streets not at the park making statements like “no homo”
Thanks Joa. Really diving into that bullshit 90s skate culture crap. Big pants and little wheels I’d never enough for these Reenactors.

Youtube need more dumb data. I feel like they the only one of those kids doing something fresh and new. I love math tho. Math

Get in the streets or like change the format.  I’m going to go out there rn. If I had a second skater and a camera you best believe my old ass is landing tricks.

No one wants to flip or is scared to ask. I just don’t like feel comfortable to be asking early 20s kids hey I’m trying to film for the pals video you wanna learn about Josh Kalis and Henry Sanchez?

That kid though. I hope he wins and makes his brand dope. Puts out a killer street part
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I would read this again on a winter night with a glass of wine and some wood burning in the fireplace. a fine novel.


Seriously. Combined posts would probably best Britannica..
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: disappointed on May 28, 2022, 11:52:38 AM
the lil dre guy has a very nice style. Good pop and pleasant to the eye. i enjoyed that.

and i think i am better than this sunny guy (based on what i saw in this vid. i am not going to look at whatever the fuck he is doing. but he certainly is not a professional skateboarder with sponsors and so on, right?)

Really? Good for you, if so. Sure, Sunny’s style wasn’t great, but I wish I could do all those tricks first try!

And yeah, lil dre lookin smooth, especially liked the switch flip, bs flip and fakie heal.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 28, 2022, 12:15:59 PM
I feel like Sunny could have won that game but got too far in his own head

like you could see as the turns continued he got more and more frustrated

really shows its a mental game as well as physical
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on May 28, 2022, 02:41:39 PM
Thank fuck it's just about over, been almost a year since it started. I really hope another company just take over the reigns and actually invites people that are competent at flatground unlike the majority of the influencer bracket.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: able on May 28, 2022, 08:43:02 PM
Did homie just say “Brittanica?” Yessss
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on May 28, 2022, 08:47:33 PM
Chris Chann vs Jamie Griffin would have been good…

Now we get Griffin vs Vinnie Banh and Lil Dre, meh
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 28, 2022, 11:59:41 PM
So what is next? Finals

Also respect to Sonny. Lil dre is I’ll. I dig that style.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: zozu on May 29, 2022, 12:46:34 AM
Lil Dre is a legit pro it seems unfair to put him in the influencers bracket. I think he probably would have skunked Chris Chann the same way, going on the only game Chris played.

Gonna be interesting to see if it gets in Jamies head playing against someone who pops tricks high and at speed (like how luan intimidates his opponents).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on May 29, 2022, 04:33:56 AM
Respect to sonny for trying his best on defense even though he was clearly outclassed. Congrats lil dre, really like his style and skating. And yeah the guy who said sonny still has little kid style, well, haha harsh but true. I'm sure he will outgrow it eventually.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 29, 2022, 09:44:13 AM
https://youtu.be/eW5JJcdISt4

Very solid game!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on May 29, 2022, 09:53:24 AM
https://youtu.be/eW5JJcdISt4

Very solid game!

Has any pro skater ever ridden blank decks for longer than Sewa? How many years has it been?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on May 29, 2022, 10:01:45 AM
kind of wild Joslin is a hammer guy but can do basically every flat ground trick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: too fakie on May 29, 2022, 11:26:49 AM
Anyone else notice how Joslin’s set up always sounds kinda soggy?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on May 29, 2022, 11:48:15 AM
kind of wild Joslin is a hammer guy but can do basically every flat ground trick.
dude is a mutant
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on May 29, 2022, 11:50:27 AM
Anyone else notice how Joslin’s set up always sounds kinda soggy?
His original strategy involved showing up w/ a crispy, poppin’ new deck.
That wasn’t in the cards for him on the  day in question, so he was forced to resort to Plan B.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Easy Slider on May 29, 2022, 11:55:54 AM
https://youtu.be/LKgg14Y91A8

Give Junior the job.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lame_Nigga on May 29, 2022, 12:41:27 PM
Game could have went either way. Surprised Sewa didn’t break out his his hardflip bigspins he does.

Does Joslin remind anyone else of the Cockroach Alien from men in black?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on May 29, 2022, 01:05:38 PM
No style points obviously but fucking hell imagine having that many tricks on lock
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on May 29, 2022, 01:07:37 PM
I always wonder how people like Sewa keep skating at that level even though he pretty much has no sponsors - I mean, we all have bills to pay and, if you're not getting a check to skate, you're probably working on some other job and most likely don't have time/energy to train and improve your skills.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on May 29, 2022, 01:09:31 PM
kind of wild Joslin is a hammer guy but can do basically every flat ground trick.

I was thinking the same thing watching the video

is there any other BATB champ that can huck the way he does?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on May 29, 2022, 01:53:46 PM
https://youtu.be/LKgg14Y91A8

Give Junior the job.

kid's entire life is black culture and can't manage to find a single black friend
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on May 29, 2022, 01:55:40 PM
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I was thinking the same thing watching the video

is there any other BATB champ that can huck the way he does?

Chris Cole in the past I guess
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 29, 2022, 02:08:07 PM
kind of wild Joslin is a hammer guy but can do basically every flat ground trick.

I've been saying this for the last several BATBs. He doesn't get nearly enough credit for how fucking good he is in these things. Dude just claps and looks baffled by the world around him then springs to life and perfectly replicates whatever trick is requested. It's some rain man shit.

He makes watching SLS somewhat bearable when he's in it too. Everyone else is going for like some tech ledge combo and he's just flying off the biggest ramp trying to do 360 kickflips.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on May 29, 2022, 09:34:32 PM
https://youtu.be/eW5JJcdISt4


nice game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: shouldn't on May 29, 2022, 10:29:26 PM
how many people have had to leave this so far due to injury/visa/whatever else? at least 3 right? shows you how often pro skateboarders get hurt/go through set backs and how ridiculous it is to think everyone would just be available on standby for a year straight in this day and age of having to put out a video part a year to stay relevant… good game though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on May 30, 2022, 01:25:22 AM
sewa got surgical skills
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on May 30, 2022, 01:47:01 AM
when i watch games like this i have a bad habit of paying attention to how long is left and assuming the winner based off that, did not expect Sewa to come back like that, jesus christ.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on May 30, 2022, 01:57:59 AM
Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 30, 2022, 02:34:04 AM
Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable

I saw a kid from Ohio take someone out with a fakie fs 3 shuv in a close game at one of the community events here a few years ago. The kid he was playing just shot him the disgusted  "what the fuck, you're such a piece of shit" look. I'll see if I can find the clip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on May 30, 2022, 02:50:44 AM
Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable

why??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on May 30, 2022, 02:52:16 AM
I always wonder how people like Sewa keep skating at that level even though he pretty much has no sponsors - I mean, we all have bills to pay and, if you're not getting a check to skate, you're probably working on some other job and most likely don't have time/energy to train and improve your skills.

He is sponsored by redbull and gopro
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on May 30, 2022, 03:42:04 AM
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I always wonder how people like Sewa keep skating at that level even though he pretty much has no sponsors - I mean, we all have bills to pay and, if you're not getting a check to skate, you're probably working on some other job and most likely don't have time/energy to train and improve your skills.
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He is sponsored by redbull and gopro

Are you sure he's still on Red Bull? He doesn't wear their hat, has no stickers on his board and his name is not on their page.

By the way, I didn't know they sponsored Jaakko (and a whole bunch of other skaters, almost 40 according to the website).
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on May 30, 2022, 04:09:04 AM
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why??

some tricks are very easy if you practice them a little, but really hard if you don't.

there are some tricks most people don't practice at all because they aren't considered useful/legit.

if both of the above are true of a trick, it's considered dirty.

both of the above are true of fakie 360 pop shuv.

very awkward to just whip it out, but by no means a truly 'hard' trick. and have you ever seen one in an actual part? i really can't recall any. 

i'm just giving you the common definition here. i personally don't think a standard trick really counts as dirty, even if it is one that's very rarely seen in a particular stance (nollie varial heel for imstance).

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: HeapsCool on May 30, 2022, 05:34:35 AM
https://youtu.be/LKgg14Y91A8

Give Junior the job.

if this shit goes mainstream im officially retiring from skate trends. old guy status reached.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on May 30, 2022, 06:33:57 AM
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Give Junior the job.
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if this shit goes mainstream im officially retiring from skate trends. old guy status reached.

I like these kids. I wanna send them some gear. I’m all out of korn patches tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on May 30, 2022, 09:35:56 AM
https://youtu.be/2YY8lPNKnCg
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 30, 2022, 09:37:26 AM
https://youtu.be/2YY8lPNKnCg

Wow, was not expecting this to be a total wipeout. At least it was a "bonus" game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on May 30, 2022, 10:46:10 AM
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Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable
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why??
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some tricks are very easy if you practice them a little, but really hard if you don't.

there are some tricks most people don't practice at all because they aren't considered useful/legit.

if both of the above are true of a trick, it's considered dirty.

both of the above are true of fakie 360 pop shuv.

very awkward to just whip it out, but by no means a truly 'hard' trick. and have you ever seen one in an actual part? i really can't recall any. 

i'm just giving you the common definition here. i personally don't think a standard trick really counts as dirty, even if it is one that's very rarely seen in a particular stance (nollie varial heel for imstance).

dude...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on May 30, 2022, 10:54:55 AM
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Wow, was not expecting this to be a total wipeout. At least it was a "bonus" game.
What the hell happened there? Did Berra call them up at 2:00am ”Yo the park’s empty we need you to go film a match right now”. Kyonosuke was not up to the task that day that’s for sure.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on May 30, 2022, 01:54:22 PM
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: chihuahuadad2000 on May 30, 2022, 02:59:15 PM
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe

It’s pretty bad… the berries itself is just the worst. Wow the phone really does auto correct the berrics into the berries.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on May 30, 2022, 03:27:42 PM
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The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe
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It’s pretty bad… the berries itself is just the worst. Wow the phone really does auto correct the berrics into the berries.

rofl, it's like a stubborn dingleberry that you just can't seem to get unplastered from your taint.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on May 30, 2022, 04:49:32 PM
3 out of 5 mins was blabbering in some form or another. Wonder if dude had to catch a flight and was like "just get someone down here, I've got 6 minutes before I gotta leave."
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on May 30, 2022, 05:53:43 PM
The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe

Anything to stretch out the run time, last 30 seconds is dedicated to telling folks to download the Caffine app.

For perspective the finals from Season 1 was 4:12 even with the rules and post-win celebrations.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donatello on May 30, 2022, 09:41:38 PM
https://youtu.be/2YY8lPNKnCg
Damn, wtf happened? Kyonosuke is usually such a rad skater, he was really off his game today.  And why was the park so empty? Usually there's a decent audience when it's actual legit skaters (and not some gimmick like "influencers" or "legion of doom").
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on May 30, 2022, 09:50:27 PM
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The rule reading is the cringiest shit in the known universe
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Anything to stretch out the run time, last 30 seconds is dedicated to telling folks to download the Caffine app.

For perspective the finals from Season 1 was 4:12 even with the rules and post-win celebrations.

I skip all these parts and hope they see that in their YouTube statistics.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on May 31, 2022, 09:09:06 AM
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https://youtu.be/LKgg14Y91A8

Give Junior the job.
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if this shit goes mainstream im officially retiring from skate trends. old guy status reached.
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I like these kids. I wanna send them some gear. I’m all out of korn patches tho

??
(https://i.ibb.co/D9PcWDx/Screen-Shot-2022-05-31-at-9-08-10-AM.png) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on June 01, 2022, 02:11:39 AM
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Sewas fakie 360 shuv was unforgivable
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why??

Because it was fucking lame and disgusting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on June 02, 2022, 01:03:48 PM
https://youtu.be/2YY8lPNKnCg

Glad that Kyonosuke ist out he deserves better than this car crash of a competition
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 03, 2022, 02:47:34 AM
Congrats to Kyonosuke for making it out of there.

Occasional grossness and somewhat generic flavour aside, Sewa’s flat ground is incredible.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on June 04, 2022, 08:38:46 AM
https://youtu.be/ggQAPt84SX4

Is snapping a board during a game NBD?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 04, 2022, 08:50:14 AM
That one was pretty gud
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stretch on June 04, 2022, 09:44:55 AM
Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on June 04, 2022, 10:00:57 AM
Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick

Zero uses BBS according to the woodshop thread so wood is fine. Cole is just a big dude I guess lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 04, 2022, 10:39:33 AM
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Zero must have shitty wood if you snap it all the way like that on a flat ground trick
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Zero uses BBS according to the woodshop thread so wood is fine. Cole is just a big dude I guess lol

You could hear that there was an issue with that one.

It’s got a higher pitched stomp sound.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: you_are_all_cunts on June 04, 2022, 08:34:05 PM
I hate that I remember that Paul Shier broke a board in an early BATB and I believe someone else has too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: too fakie on June 04, 2022, 09:25:14 PM
It was crazy to see Koston bail a nollie flip. That was like if Jordan front rimmed a dunk.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on June 05, 2022, 01:48:35 AM
Really enjoyed that

Koston is koston. He's enjoyable to watch when just skating.

Cole might not look the best but is one of the best at flat ground ever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Filip on June 05, 2022, 02:28:14 AM
Everytime I watch Chris Cole skate flatground, Im always surprised, how much I like his varial heels. I always forget about that, but goddamn, he has those so fucking good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Roy Machine on June 05, 2022, 02:51:40 AM
Seeing Chris Cole with a zero skull board makes me nostalgic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on June 05, 2022, 03:12:23 AM
Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDraught on June 05, 2022, 08:05:18 AM
Finals this month!?

(https://i.imgflip.com/4ajkpv.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 05, 2022, 09:50:22 AM
64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 05, 2022, 09:57:04 AM
Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck

if your view of a pair of pants changed once you saw the logo, you are the problem
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ok on June 05, 2022, 10:10:20 AM
I hate that I remember that Paul Shier broke a board in an early BATB and I believe someone else has too.

Paul Shier not exactly high…impact. Cole is a brute.
Both Cole and Koston looked better on board, good to see.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ayanami on June 05, 2022, 11:12:39 AM
https://youtu.be/qlT0QoFOHCs

Even though the Peterson kid looked ready to die, I enjoyed that game.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 05, 2022, 11:38:10 AM
Corey seemed so nervous, felt a bit bad to watch 😬
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 05, 2022, 06:09:27 PM
https://youtu.be/qlT0QoFOHCs

Even though the Peterson kid looked ready to die, I enjoyed that game.
id be ready to die too if i had to wear cariumas with the shirt to match
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 05, 2022, 07:50:21 PM
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64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?
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Post by: TheDingus on June 05, 2022, 09:08:53 PM
Sway energy
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Post by: conqueso on June 05, 2022, 09:10:16 PM
what year is it
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Post by: DarkPools on June 05, 2022, 09:35:04 PM
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Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck
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if your view of a pair of pants changed once you saw the logo, you are the problem

Why would that make them the problem? And what problem are you even referring to? If people wanna not rock big companies like Adidas or Nike for clothing to wear when skating, so be it. This person still likes the pants (from what I gather) but is bummed it's Nike and not an actual clothing brand or something.
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Post by: DarkPools on June 05, 2022, 09:35:35 PM
Sway energy

How sway
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Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on June 06, 2022, 02:30:32 AM
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Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck
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if your view of a pair of pants changed once you saw the logo, you are the problem
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Why would that make them the problem? And what problem are you even referring to? If people wanna not rock big companies like Adidas or Nike for clothing to wear when skating, so be it. This person still likes the pants (from what I gather) but is bummed it's Nike and not an actual clothing brand or something.

Exactly

Who in their right mind would want to rock Nike pants ?
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Post by: OldSkater on June 06, 2022, 04:41:16 AM
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Crazy that those trousers Koston had on were Nike. I thought they looked nice until i saw the logo. As if nike dont have a stranglehold on enough markets they now wanna do comfy baggy trousers as well. fuck
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if your view of a pair of pants changed once you saw the logo, you are the problem
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Why would that make them the problem? And what problem are you even referring to? If people wanna not rock big companies like Adidas or Nike for clothing to wear when skating, so be it. This person still likes the pants (from what I gather) but is bummed it's Nike and not an actual clothing brand or something.
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Exactly

Who in their right mind would want to rock Nike pants ?

i was suprised in the "best skate shoe" thread how many people were picking nike SB's.

I kinda hate Nike in general and always associate them with the terribly ugly shoes they first tried to break into the skate market with


(https://www.nikesb.com/assets/imager/uploads/product/518/nikesb_choad_020d4294749750daa11b9b866154bc17.jpg)

pic related its the nike choad
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Post by: Donkey Lips on June 06, 2022, 07:05:36 AM
To be fair, pretty much every shoe in the late 90s was a total puff daddy.

(https://s3images.coroflot.com/user_files/individual_files/115357_dfT7vRPeVOiYZ1fVUGBMwA1QH.jpg)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: butterballs for jerry on June 06, 2022, 07:36:31 AM
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Even though the Peterson kid looked ready to die, I enjoyed that game.
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id be ready to die too if i had to wear cariumas with the shirt to match

It's absurd that someone with such a terrible switch and nollie game was even in a game of skate tournament, let alone advanced one round

Also Chris Cole absolutely demolishing that board on flat is not a great look for Zero
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Post by: Uncle Flea on June 06, 2022, 10:38:53 AM
I should not be watching any of this
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 06, 2022, 11:50:40 AM
I should not be watching any of this
I mean... Should ANY OF US be watching it?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: work_lurker on June 06, 2022, 02:28:46 PM
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https://youtu.be/qlT0QoFOHCs

Even though the Peterson kid looked ready to die, I enjoyed that game.
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id be ready to die too if i had to wear cariumas with the shirt to match
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It's absurd that someone with such a terrible switch and nollie game was even in a game of skate tournament, let alone advanced one round

Also Chris Cole absolutely demolishing that board on flat is not a great look for Zero

When he back 3 kickflipped Carlsbad Gap, broke his board and ate shit, and then back 3 kickflipped it, broke his board and barely rolled away, we all knew Zero boards weren't doing any favors for anyone.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coastal Fever on June 06, 2022, 02:37:58 PM
Yes but in all fairness…

(https://i.ibb.co/C5v1dHw/B72-BD4-E9-E22-D-417-F-B5-B0-6-A6164863233.jpg)
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Post by: munchbox on June 06, 2022, 06:08:49 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/KGPxHmm/3346246-B-CD9-F-49-A0-AE07-88-AE398-A402-E.png) (https://ibb.co/vBF48DD)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 06, 2022, 06:18:05 PM
Coles not big big. I seen him. Everyone is big to me though. Im like 5’8” im pretty solid for a former skooma addict. It’s not like he has to show horn his bubble butt into his tight jeans.

Still a handsome man kinda. He’s kinda nerdy. I like fattys. Gotta be way bigger than cole to get me going. Hairy too.
I like ladies with hairy armpits and hairy legs too.
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Post by: Yonnycage on June 06, 2022, 07:06:06 PM
Coles not big big. I seen him. Everyone is big to me though. Im like 5’8” im pretty solid for a former skooma addict. It’s not like he has to show horn his bubble butt into his tight jeans.

Still a handsome man kinda. He’s kinda nerdy. I like fattys. Gotta be way bigger than cole to get me going. Hairy too.
I like ladies with hairy armpits and hairy legs too.

Flea I loved you already but the fucking Morrowind reference was too much to handle. I’m always gonna look at you as father figure Caius Cosades from now on.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 06, 2022, 09:40:13 PM
Balmora locals rise up!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 11, 2022, 09:03:27 AM
https://youtu.be/lU0dlT9OFP8

LOL, literally 2 minutes of pain.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 11, 2022, 09:14:37 AM
Best game so far. Vinnie is just impeccable
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Post by: djoekr on June 11, 2022, 09:41:10 AM
Vinnie Bahn looks exactly like the type of dude that rocks 4 different colored wheels.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 11, 2022, 09:56:34 AM
Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.
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Post by: conqueso on June 11, 2022, 10:05:17 AM
Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.

it was nice tho


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Post by: Cool Ceith on June 11, 2022, 10:07:40 AM
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Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.
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it was nice tho
That was a mercy kill. No reason to draw that torture out any longer than necessary for the Banhmeister.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: stephop on June 11, 2022, 10:11:38 AM
Vinnie has the best style. Sad to see him go.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on June 11, 2022, 10:38:26 AM
Im putting my money on Jamie winning the whole thing.
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Post by: ilchymis on June 11, 2022, 11:16:39 AM
Im putting my money on Jamie winning the whole thing.

Depends on how long he can stay in the US for. If he loses in a game with no crowd outta nowhere, he probably just had to get the fuck outta there.
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Post by: Lou Strux on June 11, 2022, 11:29:36 AM
Im putting my money on Jamie winning the whole thing.
Is he allowed to win if he doesn’t ride for Cumorama, though?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 11, 2022, 03:11:00 PM
Vinnie has the best style. Sad to see him go.

lol ok
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 11, 2022, 06:26:54 PM
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Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.
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it was nice tho
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That was a mercy kill. No reason to draw that torture out any longer than necessary for the Banhmeister.

Yep.

I’m not going to mention that I don’t like vinnie. Her body her choice sucka
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on June 11, 2022, 07:50:27 PM
Im putting my money on Jamie winning the whole thing.

Have a feeling it will come down to him and Sewa, with the game depending on how Jamie deals with the pressure of having a large audience.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 11, 2022, 08:08:01 PM
im hoping p-rod wins it all

he has been skating great lately
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 11, 2022, 08:28:24 PM
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Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.
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it was nice tho
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That was a mercy kill. No reason to draw that torture out any longer than necessary for the Banhmeister.
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Yep.

I’m not going to mention that I don’t like vinnie. Her body her choice sucka

@Uncle Flea goddamn it I can't gnar you today because your rep is at 666 <3
but I disagree on the double heelflip. I see it as less of a mercy killing and more as a cruel murder by force feeding someone cold hard corpse boogers
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 11, 2022, 10:04:47 PM
im hoping p-rod wins it all

he has been skating great lately

Coupled with a full Primitive part, that would be a great way to cap off 2022. Consistent but doesn't have the depth of wacky tricks that Jamie or Sewa have to go for the kill.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 12, 2022, 05:12:33 AM
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im hoping p-rod wins it all

he has been skating great lately
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Coupled with a full Primitive part, that would be a great way to cap off 2022. Consistent but doesn't have the depth of wacky tricks that Jamie or Sewa have to go for the kill.

I think Sewa has the wacky tricks consistently enough to beat p-rod

I dont know if jamie does. His tricks are absolutely insane, but it doesn't seem like he can just pull them off every time, as evidenced by the last game where he tried the half-casper flip or whatever a bunch of times before finally getting it. But then again maybe that was just nerves.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nekro on June 12, 2022, 06:52:27 AM
Jamie looked much more confident in this round.  More speed, more pop and super clean landing.
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Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on June 12, 2022, 08:27:25 AM
Luan stomps every single trick he does. Like he’s trying to break a board or something. It’s wild.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on June 12, 2022, 08:37:54 AM
Luan stomps every single trick he does. Like he’s trying to break a board or something. It’s wild.

https://youtu.be/L0U9fiJKfDc

If Luan makes it to the finals is it gonna be another Zoom game?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 12, 2022, 09:07:43 AM
Kickflip bs bodyvarial = hardflip bs 180?
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on June 12, 2022, 09:13:58 AM
Dont ever stop hoping fences sign next to the barbwire fence is epic.
What a shitshow.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDraught on June 12, 2022, 12:15:19 PM
This was the last time we ever saw Sewa, he didn't read "May God have mercy on your souls" before the roshambo.

Word has it when he left the building two black cars with tinted windows were waiting for him.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone skate so slow at a BATB game as Dashawn. He looked totally bored.
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Post by: conqueso on June 12, 2022, 12:18:34 PM
Kickflip bs bodyvarial = hardflip bs 180?

hmm....it kind of is tho  ???
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Post by: OldSkater on June 12, 2022, 12:56:29 PM
did anyone else notice luan's toe touch on the fakie varial heel?

(https://scontent-atl3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/287603930_5186025321513269_578334755456759270_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=tNaXxK1jeFwAX9zydqW&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-2.xx&oh=00_AT97pjoAHX8ahHd0ayOHY230BgV8VwwxesRbv0j7X8fLnA&oe=62AC27A6)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 12, 2022, 01:13:27 PM
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Kickflip bs bodyvarial = hardflip bs 180?
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hmm....it kind of is tho  ???

The board should at least turn 90° for it to count in my opinion. That was bad. New berrics rule incoming
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 12, 2022, 01:16:17 PM
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Luan stomps every single trick he does. Like he’s trying to break a board or something. It’s wild.
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https://youtu.be/L0U9fiJKfDc

If Luan makes it to the finals is it gonna be another Zoom game?

That was really good. It's not very often that I'm psyched on both skaters in a batb match anymore.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on June 12, 2022, 02:03:33 PM
This was the last time we ever saw Sewa, he didn't read "May God have mercy on your souls" before the roshambo.

Word has it when he left the building two black cars with tinted windows were waiting for him.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone skate so slow at a BATB game as Dashawn. He looked totally bored.
Hard to get hyped on a zoom battle
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on June 12, 2022, 02:22:25 PM
anyone else feel like dashawn’s right foot/ankle was fucked?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DM on June 12, 2022, 04:26:12 PM
Dashawn wanted out, DGAF.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on June 13, 2022, 04:38:35 AM
Dashawn wanted out, DGAF.

It's good that he escaped from there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 13, 2022, 05:58:10 AM
Sewa vs Luan could be a ten minute game, should be good.

Love how Sewa refused to read the God and souls bit
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fs1/2cab on June 13, 2022, 07:04:22 AM
Totally unrelated to BATB 12.

I never liked Sewa's approach to skating, it felt too calculated and programmed like a machine and just didn't looked fun to me. But I have the highest respect for the things he is able to do an a board, is just isn't my taste.

Then one day I pushed down the street, saw some other skater coming at my direction. Like a huge guy with a small setup and fresh white kicks. Then I saw the Red Bull hat. Yes it was Sewa. I am a bit introverted but it was a pleasure to chat with him for a few minutes and show him where the Bänke spot is. I suck at ledges and struggle at them but he gave me props for my shitty noseslide and fs shuv line. Really nice and friendly guy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ayanami on June 13, 2022, 10:13:45 AM
https://youtu.be/FyblAAFOBhs

Game felt quick but man does that Peterson kid have these tricks on lock.
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Post by: Abyss1 on June 13, 2022, 10:56:25 AM
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This was the last time we ever saw Sewa, he didn't read "May God have mercy on your souls" before the roshambo.

Word has it when he left the building two black cars with tinted windows were waiting for him.

I don't think I have ever seen anyone skate so slow at a BATB game as Dashawn. He looked totally bored.
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Hard to get hyped on a zoom battle

Same sort of bummed luan and dashawn couldnt be in the same room
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Post by: Miller92 on June 13, 2022, 11:00:26 AM
https://youtu.be/FyblAAFOBhs

Game felt quick but man does that Peterson kid have these tricks on lock.

Tyler's gotta play either Sewa or Luan... excited to see what that looks like
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Post by: Uncle Flea on June 13, 2022, 11:13:39 AM
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Was the double heelflip really necessary? Gross.
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it was nice tho
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That was a mercy kill. No reason to draw that torture out any longer than necessary for the Banhmeister.
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Yep.

I’m not going to mention that I don’t like vinnie. Her body her choice sucka
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@Uncle Flea goddamn it I can't gnar you today because your rep is at 666 <3
but I disagree on the double heelflip. I see it as less of a mercy killing and more as a cruel murder by force feeding someone cold hard corpse boogers

Yes

My main thought on Vincenzo today is I hope he’s grown up into a more kind individual.

He’s pretty talented. I just caught nearly nothing but negativity from him in the past. I frickin wish I had so many people helping me during my homeless times. I definitely would have shown that I could be in the industry back when I wanted to be am
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 13, 2022, 01:54:36 PM
I dont know why tyler bugs me, but he does. Definitely went for the throat as soon as he could do some circus tricks.
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Post by: conqueso on June 13, 2022, 03:29:29 PM
I dont know why tyler bugs me, but he does. Definitely went for the throat as soon as he could do some circus tricks.

i have a theory that if he takes off the camrumia he might actually start smiling when he lands tricks
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Post by: DM on June 13, 2022, 05:13:31 PM
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Game felt quick but man does that Peterson kid have these tricks on lock.
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Tyler's gotta play either Sewa or Luan... excited to see what that looks like

They will beat him easily
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on June 14, 2022, 07:36:27 AM
I dont know why tyler bugs me, but he does. Definitely went for the throat as soon as he could do some circus tricks.

forward flip
cab big spin
fakie double
cab flip

I wouldn't call those circus tricks.  when everyone can do pretty much everything you either play to win or play the consistency game with every variation.  both valid!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on June 14, 2022, 08:45:42 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJFCcMsaDw

Consistency.
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Post by: warmonke on June 14, 2022, 09:29:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJFCcMsaDw

Consistency.
Jamie Griffin does a lot of impossibles for a man who seemingly can't impossible
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 14, 2022, 10:50:17 AM
I think it’s great suspense building that before batb we saw crazy videos of tricks that Griffin can do and then the game with that Swiss dude I’m blanking on was kind of like expected with the wild tricks, but then in the berrics he’s toned it back a little, I mean kind of, the 540 shuvs and double heels are not maybe your average tricks but comparatively he’s been sticking to basics more. So then in the finals hopefully he will be eventually unleashing the whole trick list.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on June 14, 2022, 10:52:13 AM
it’s weird that borra only attends the games of his weird little cariuma sycophants right?

anyways anyone already get their BATBox??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 14, 2022, 11:05:56 AM
Man.....I think considering, Jamie has this in the bag. If this was one of the earlier BATB, I would say it would do something for his career but he can be equally or more famous just putting out his own Youtube clips. 
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Post by: burm on June 14, 2022, 11:12:37 AM
it’s weird that borra only attends the games of his weird little cariuma sycophants right?

anyways anyone already get their BATBox??


I mean, not that I would any ways, but they don’t even mention the deck width in the product page  ;D
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: tortfeasor on June 14, 2022, 11:18:05 AM
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64 skaters is very big.  does that mean this is going to take over a year?
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well i guess that answers that.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: WavyDavy on June 14, 2022, 11:26:25 AM
I hope that jamie Griffin wins even though his hairstyle reminds me of this fuccboy shrek meme

(https://i.redd.it/b8jvyy1sxqj51.jpg)
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on June 14, 2022, 12:13:29 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuJFCcMsaDw

Consistency.

lil Dre has really good style
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TheDingus on June 14, 2022, 12:37:36 PM
I went to damn am at the berrics this past weekend and I saw berra and dude looked like he crawled out of a dumpster then got into a Tesla. He looks unhealthy
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Post by: rocklobster on June 14, 2022, 05:47:54 PM
Man.....I think considering, Jamie has this in the bag. If this was one of the earlier BATB, I would say it would do something for his career but he can be equally or more famous just putting out his own Youtube clips.

I'd agree with you if he can withstand finals night pressure and beat out the consistency of older pros. P-Rod, Sewa and Luan may not have the Forward Flip (and whatever trick combinations) but they could whittle him down with their standard bag of tricks in all 4 stances, especially if they get the opening trick set.
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Post by: Uncle Flea on June 14, 2022, 06:17:57 PM
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Consistency.
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lil Dre has really good style

Extremely good style.

Griffin slaying it.
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Post by: Coldpizza on June 14, 2022, 07:18:03 PM
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Man.....I think considering, Jamie has this in the bag. If this was one of the earlier BATB, I would say it would do something for his career but he can be equally or more famous just putting out his own Youtube clips.
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I'd agree with you if he can withstand finals night pressure and beat out the consistency of older pros. P-Rod, Sewa and Luan may not have the Forward Flip (and whatever trick combinations) but they could whittle him down with their standard bag of tricks in all 4 stances, especially if they get the opening trick set.
P-Rod is not to be underestimated, even on circus tricks…
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Post by: rocklobster on June 14, 2022, 08:39:27 PM
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Man.....I think considering, Jamie has this in the bag. If this was one of the earlier BATB, I would say it would do something for his career but he can be equally or more famous just putting out his own Youtube clips.
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I'd agree with you if he can withstand finals night pressure and beat out the consistency of older pros. P-Rod, Sewa and Luan may not have the Forward Flip (and whatever trick combinations) but they could whittle him down with their standard bag of tricks in all 4 stances, especially if they get the opening trick set.
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P-Rod is not to be underestimated, even on circus tricks…

His go-to circus trick would be his Nollie Late Flips, can't see him doing a Pressure Flip, Forward Flip or even an Impossible.
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Post by: ilchymis on June 14, 2022, 10:58:43 PM
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forward flip
cab big spin
fakie double
cab flip

I wouldn't call those circus tricks.  when everyone can do pretty much everything you either play to win or play the consistency game with every variation.  both valid!

Yeah, thats fair. My irrational irritation is just clouding my perception a bit.

Not surprised lil dre lost, but he did have some nice pop and solid style. Definitely seems like he's gotten better over this past year of a shitshow.
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on June 15, 2022, 12:01:30 AM
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Man.....I think considering, Jamie has this in the bag. If this was one of the earlier BATB, I would say it would do something for his career but he can be equally or more famous just putting out his own Youtube clips.
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I'd agree with you if he can withstand finals night pressure and beat out the consistency of older pros. P-Rod, Sewa and Luan may not have the Forward Flip (and whatever trick combinations) but they could whittle him down with their standard bag of tricks in all 4 stances, especially if they get the opening trick set.
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P-Rod is not to be underestimated, even on circus tricks…
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His go-to circus trick would be his Nollie Late Flips, can't see him doing a Pressure Flip, Forward Flip or even an Impossible.

^ that's my thinking too, tbh I can see Cole beating P-Rod. If we're talking a straight run of the mill game of skate, no doubt P-Rod has the deeper bag of tricks, however Cole has pulled out some obscure/lesser seen ones this season like the back heel body varial, back 3 heel/back 3 kickflips fairly consistent, 360 underflips, etc - infact I'm pretty sure he got P-Rod on back heel body varial, 360 double flip and something else to take the win in BATB2? I think he'll beat him with those obscure tricks, and then Griffin will do the exact same thing to him with even wilder tricks.

My predictions made yesterday were Griffin to beat Dre, Cole to beat P-Rod and Griffin to beat Cole for the Finals spot. Luan vs Sewa is a hard one to judge as they're both absolute powerhouses, but no doubt in my mind either of those will beat Peterson for a Luan or Sewa vs Griffin final, and at that point who fucking knows what'll happen. Griffin wasn't looking too promising in that Giger game but his last 2 games he's shown a solid level of consistency with his flatground, and as long as he doesn't get stuck in that rut of trying the same trick for multiple sets I think he's got a good chance of taking it. Be interesting to see how it plays out either way.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: backinaction on June 15, 2022, 08:22:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1OKPNvfwqE

Luan is always a pleasure to watch.  So much damn pop. 

Looks like Sewa saw the last Griffen match and wanted to go on offense with many of the tricks Griffen got letters on.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on June 15, 2022, 08:39:14 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1OKPNvfwqE

Luan is always a pleasure to watch.  So much damn pop. 

Looks like Sewa saw the last Griffen match and wanted to go on offense with many of the tricks Griffen got letters on.
Damn would've liked to see Luan win, he put up a good fight against some pretty dirty tricks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on June 15, 2022, 09:34:55 AM
Easily the best game of the tournament.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 15, 2022, 09:45:44 AM
Luan has so much damn power. If he didn't land bolts he wold be breaking a Flip toothpick with every trick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bo bice on June 15, 2022, 09:47:53 AM
imagine having all the talent Sewa has and still being that boring
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bumpnrun on June 15, 2022, 10:01:59 AM
Just looking at the current brackets, PRod only had to beat one guy (Nyjah round 1) to get to the 4th round.

2nd round vs Legion
3rd round vs absent Tucker
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on June 15, 2022, 10:20:53 AM
Real question, because I can't bother myself to do the research, but am still curious: since the 1st appearance of thgis wacky gimmick, has ANY incarnation of the Legion of Doom EVER advanced a round?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 15, 2022, 10:23:25 AM
Real question, because I can't bother myself to do the research, but am still curious: since the 1st appearance of thgis wacky gimmick, has ANY incarnation of the Legion of Doom EVER advanced a round?

i dont think so , but i think thats sort of the idea just to give people at least some sort of "comical" content while the actual pro gets a bye
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on June 15, 2022, 10:35:06 AM
sewa had the advantage imo

luan popping off wood ground is just not as easy as that smooth concrete
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rawbertson. on June 15, 2022, 10:46:07 AM
prob just didnt wanna fly back out to cali again  8)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on June 15, 2022, 01:51:47 PM
i could see griffin winning this, prob depending on how he handles skating in front of a crowd
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 15, 2022, 02:11:28 PM
My hot take away:
Luan rules.
Sewa wears his hat like an ASU frat boy.
Zoom matches of SKATE feel very dystopian.
540 Shuv-its are stupid.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on June 15, 2022, 03:10:47 PM
Gonna say it- wanted Lil Dre to win and I thought Jamie did some lame tricks. 540 shuvs and bigger spins are silly
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Dr Hass on June 15, 2022, 03:16:56 PM
Griffin seems like a nice guy but somehow, to me, he has little kid style. Luan stomps like a man, sad he’s out.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: FatGuy92 on June 15, 2022, 06:16:25 PM
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i dont think so , but i think thats sort of the idea just to give people at least some sort of "comical" content while the actual pro gets a bye

The justice league vs legion of doom match from a couple years back was the best one. I wouldn't mind if they made shit like that for filler content. I know it borderlines on illegal for some people on here but Garrett Hill's front foot impossible was so sick
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: anthonym on June 15, 2022, 06:42:53 PM
I will say I appreciate that Griffin doesn't just rely on ridiculous circus tricks that no one else has ever done. He goes through all the fundamental basics, and mostly relies on consistently landing them. When they start running out of basic tricks he starts pulling out the 540 shuvs, etc. But even those aren't outlandish tricks that no one else ever does. I honestly thought he might come into BATB and only use his crazy instagram tricks as a crutch to beat people.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on June 15, 2022, 07:10:41 PM
I will say I appreciate that Griffin doesn't just rely on ridiculous circus tricks that no one else has ever done. He goes through all the fundamental basics, and mostly relies on consistently landing them. When they start running out of basic tricks he starts pulling out the 540 shuvs, etc. But even those aren't outlandish tricks that no one else ever does. I honestly thought he might come into BATB and only use his crazy instagram tricks as a crutch to beat people.
This is fair. I don’t think he was being a dick but I did think it was an unsatisfying game. Wanted Lil Dre to at least get a chance.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 15, 2022, 10:20:58 PM
Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 15, 2022, 10:51:22 PM
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I will say I appreciate that Griffin doesn't just rely on ridiculous circus tricks that no one else has ever done. He goes through all the fundamental basics, and mostly relies on consistently landing them. When they start running out of basic tricks he starts pulling out the 540 shuvs, etc. But even those aren't outlandish tricks that no one else ever does. I honestly thought he might come into BATB and only use his crazy instagram tricks as a crutch to beat people.
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This is fair. I don’t think he was being a dick but I did think it was an unsatisfying game. Wanted Lil Dre to at least get a chance.

well, if he landed the tricks he might.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on June 16, 2022, 12:20:22 AM
I know the impossible rule caught some flack for never being enforced and then Berra gave his two cents and now it seems to be a bit more prominent, but what is the fucking purpose of this grandiose rule reading if it's never actually mentioned or brought up in games. Peterson did a fairly solid back 360 albeit slid around at 270, then Holt did it with the 180 fully slid however I figure it got a pass as they both slid, but Griffin's front bigspin was fucking textbook whereas Lil Dre's was a front shove fucking revert.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: urbneathme on June 16, 2022, 05:24:27 AM
feel like luan had a major disadvantage beside the ground he was popping of. i feel like his whole thing is going super fast and being the most consistent dude. when people are in the room with him, they try to skate at his speed and it always fucks then up, even on the basics. not having yourself willed to speed takes away a major thing for him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 16, 2022, 08:23:36 AM
Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?


These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on June 16, 2022, 08:28:25 AM
 Paul is looking gooooooood
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on June 16, 2022, 08:37:35 AM
https://youtu.be/ynTyXiwNWdg


Like a finals night game ^
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: warmonke on June 16, 2022, 08:44:53 AM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 16, 2022, 08:48:11 AM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
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Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything

Marc Johnson's double flip in Modus is a thing of beauty (at 2:58)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfN4IQdy6o

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 16, 2022, 08:53:27 AM
Pina always has problems with back 360.

Time to bust out the medicine ball like &&.

&& knows
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 16, 2022, 08:54:34 AM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
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Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything
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Marc Johnson's double flip in Modus is a thing of beauty (at 2:58)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfN4IQdy6o

Marc can do whatever he wants tho. Everyone else just looking like jeff won song. Roach af
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on June 16, 2022, 09:02:05 AM
Prod's tre/switch tres are soo nice. Good Game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 16, 2022, 09:10:55 AM
Prod's tre/switch tres are soo nice. Good Game

Switch V too. He should do a show called switch tips with Paul and Spanish.

He could teach Spanish (and everyone watching) switch tricks.

I feels like that would get some views and I like Spanish Mike.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Fongstarr. on June 16, 2022, 09:14:40 AM
P-rod beating Jamie in the finals I feel is all dependent on the ro sham bo. Then just rifle out every trick possible without having to do any circus shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: anthonym on June 16, 2022, 09:40:41 AM
Griffin's front bigspin was fucking textbook whereas Lil Dre's was a front shove fucking revert.

Ironic that Chris Cole did the same thing when P-Rod did a switch back big spin, lol. Honestly, that would only bother me in both instances if it was the person setting the trick, and not the person on defense.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kinjjibo on June 16, 2022, 10:45:23 AM
Amazing game, but in the BATB 5 third place match, Shane O'Neill beat Ishod Wair with a nollie fs double flip, HOWEVER, Ishod landed a nollie fs flip the first two attempts on defense and they gave him two more redos after landing both accidental nollie fs flips, which wasn't granted in this game. Ishod had 4 attempts, the loser of this game had only 2, when it should've been at least 3.

What gives Berra.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFW16sjXtkw&t=242s&ab_channel=TheBerrics

4:02
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on June 16, 2022, 12:48:25 PM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
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Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything
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Marc Johnson's double flip in Modus is a thing of beauty (at 2:58)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfN4IQdy6o
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Marc can do whatever he wants tho. Everyone else just looking like jeff won song. Roach af

https://youtu.be/NT4t7YgAPpo

I agree doubles are usually lame but...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Magnolia on June 16, 2022, 12:49:32 PM
Amazing game, but in the BATB 5 third place match, Shane O'Neill beat Ishod Wair with a nollie fs double flip, HOWEVER, Ishod landed a nollie fs flip the first two attempts on defense and they gave him two more redos after landing both accidental nollie fs flips, which wasn't granted in this game. Ishod had 4 attempts, the loser of this game had only 2, when it should've been at least 3.

What gives Berra.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFW16sjXtkw&t=242s&ab_channel=TheBerrics

4:02
(https://cdn-img.scalabs.com.au/jioFOeVVtt-Pi_O4BJDtDsMSkTzvE2iP0CGwCCz7wWI/aHR0cHM6Ly9zdy10/cmlwbGVtLXByZC5z/Y2FkaWdpdGFsLmlv/L21lZGlhLzU1OTc4/L3NjcmVlbi1zaG90/LTIwMTgtMDktMDct/YXQtMjEzNDUtcG0u/cG5nP3ByZXNldD1N/YWluSW1hZ2U)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mandatory Reload on June 16, 2022, 12:58:34 PM
Paul's consistency is insane, thought he was gonna skunk Cole before they even got into anything crazy. The way he can run through every single basic flip trick variation without fucking up is wild. If he goes first in the game against Jamie, I'm sorry to say I think Jamie has no chance. I think that one will really come down to the roshambo tbh.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 16, 2022, 02:14:51 PM
I know the impossible rule caught some flack for never being enforced and then Berra gave his two cents and now it seems to be a bit more prominent, but what is the fucking purpose of this grandiose rule reading if it's never actually mentioned or brought up in games. Peterson did a fairly solid back 360 albeit slid around at 270, then Holt did it with the 180 fully slid however I figure it got a pass as they both slid, but Griffin's front bigspin was fucking textbook whereas Lil Dre's was a front shove fucking revert.

That's not even what the rule is saying though.
It just means if your opponent pops, you also have to pop and can't just "slide" it. Bad word to describe it but I can't think of a better one either. Maybe shoving would work?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 16, 2022, 02:56:12 PM
Or what about the time Mike V completely ripped up the rules, and threw out the rules, because he plays by his own rulez
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on June 16, 2022, 05:36:21 PM
 I feel like if you're on offense, and you get a redo, if that redo isn't a clean make it should go to the other skater, not another redo. just a thought
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on June 16, 2022, 06:12:18 PM
Paul looking like a hungry grom out there! Love to see it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gab on June 16, 2022, 06:12:51 PM
I’m against all redos.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doosh215 on June 16, 2022, 07:32:15 PM
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I know the impossible rule caught some flack for never being enforced and then Berra gave his two cents and now it seems to be a bit more prominent, but what is the fucking purpose of this grandiose rule reading if it's never actually mentioned or brought up in games. Peterson did a fairly solid back 360 albeit slid around at 270, then Holt did it with the 180 fully slid however I figure it got a pass as they both slid, but Griffin's front bigspin was fucking textbook whereas Lil Dre's was a front shove fucking revert.
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That's not even what the rule is saying though.
It just means if your opponent pops, you also have to pop and can't just "slide" it. Bad word to describe it but I can't think of a better one either. Maybe shoving would work?

Yeah correct, that's not what that rule means. They've explained it multiple times in the past. Basically if the guy goes and does a legit popped backside big spin you can't just do one of those worm burner no pop big spins. You have to actually hit your tail/nose on the ground. If it meant reverting tricks that would wind up being way too subjective and you could argue almost any trick that had any spin in it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 16, 2022, 08:33:08 PM
Both Paul’s and Cole’s sw 360 flips were choice
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: formula420 on June 16, 2022, 09:18:23 PM
Or what about the time Mike V completely ripped up the rules, and threw out the rules, because he plays by his own rulez

That game was really incredible. He changed the set up of the game to accommodate his style and still lost.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ayanami on June 17, 2022, 12:29:04 AM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
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Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything
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Marc Johnson's double flip in Modus is a thing of beauty (at 2:58)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfN4IQdy6o
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Marc can do whatever he wants tho. Everyone else just looking like jeff won song. Roach af
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https://youtu.be/NT4t7YgAPpo

I agree doubles are usually lame but...
Damn I miss Dylan Rieder.

I also miss thrashers firing lines, wonder why those aren’t common anymore.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: straight fucking edge on June 17, 2022, 04:53:30 AM
heath kirchart had the best double flip of all time.  which is a really weird thing to type out

https://youtu.be/5ZdsdeY5N40?t=60
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 17, 2022, 07:24:41 AM
I feel like if you're on offense, and you get a redo, if that redo isn't a clean make it should go to the other skater, not another redo. just a thought
This is how I’ve always played.
I guess the extra offensive redo’s are just God having mercy ¯\_(ಠ‿ಠ)_/¯
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Rasmus on June 17, 2022, 07:43:38 AM
Never been much fan of Cole's style, but damn I love his ss fs flips! was a good game - it reminded me of back when I was excited about batb
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: straight fucking edge on June 17, 2022, 08:21:58 AM
Never been much fan of Cole's style, but damn I love his ss fs flips! was a good game - it reminded me of back when I was excited about batb

his variel heel is also incredibly perfect
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cheshire Cat on June 17, 2022, 08:55:58 AM
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Never been much fan of Cole's style, but damn I love his ss fs flips! was a good game - it reminded me of back when I was excited about batb
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So strange that he had trouble with the fake variation when his regular V heels are so goddamm good. That trick gets so many people a letter and it's outright easier than regular.
His switch fs flips are still fantastic too. The whole game was fun to watch.
his variel heel is also incredibly perfect
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on June 17, 2022, 09:03:41 AM
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I feel like if you're on offense, and you get a redo, if that redo isn't a clean make it should go to the other skater, not another redo. just a thought
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This is how I’ve always played.
I guess the extra offensive redo’s are just God having mercy ¯\_(ಠ‿ಠ)_/¯

3rd time's the charm, that's how i (and pretty much all the skaters i know) play. if your toe/heel/whatever drags or the trick's sketchy on the third try then the other skater sets their trick, if you land it clean then it's all good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 17, 2022, 09:05:06 AM
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Will 540 flips or double flips ever be ok in a street part? Looks like these guys had them on lock regardless.

Also funny how hardflip bs180 makes an appearance in pretty much every game this year, hottest trick right now?
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These already have been.


See this at 2:19 plus the ender.


https://youtu.be/OD3tAS8OewY
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Also Heath in Mindfield, Danny Brady at London Bridge, Antwuan in Baker Has A Deathwish (does a sick fakie double), and Justin Henry had a good one in Mother

Definitely a shit trick but can be done well by the right person, as with pretty much everything
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Marc Johnson's double flip in Modus is a thing of beauty (at 2:58)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrfN4IQdy6o
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Marc can do whatever he wants tho. Everyone else just looking like jeff won song. Roach af
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https://youtu.be/NT4t7YgAPpo

I agree doubles are usually lame but...
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Damn I miss Dylan Rieder.

I also miss thrashers firing lines, wonder why those aren’t common anymore.
VHS's 'Ippon' series fill in the 'Firing Line' gap quite nicely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F22t3QBTHrk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: SatanicPanic on June 17, 2022, 09:45:54 AM
Never been much fan of Cole's style, but damn I love his ss fs flips! was a good game - it reminded me of back when I was excited about batb
Yeah that switch fs flip was so good. Super stylish
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 17, 2022, 10:21:25 AM
Should hopefully have some decent games coming up, assuming P-rod doesnt win the coin toss and skunk Griffin with some wild shit. Feel like both these matches could be a toss up, but I think the nerves will play a big part in the finals.

Are they doing the last two games this weekend, or doing all 3 next week?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 18, 2022, 08:19:29 AM
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I feel like if you're on offense, and you get a redo, if that redo isn't a clean make it should go to the other skater, not another redo. just a thought
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This is how I’ve always played.
I guess the extra offensive redo’s are just God having mercy ¯\_(ಠ‿ಠ)_/¯
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3rd time's the charm, that's how i (and pretty much all the skaters i know) play. if your toe/heel/whatever drags or the trick's sketchy on the third try then the other skater sets their trick, if you land it clean then it's all good.
Wonder if it’s a regional thing? I live on the west coast and have never played a game of skate where anyone gets 3 tries.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 18, 2022, 09:47:14 PM
Should hopefully have some decent games coming up, assuming P-rod doesnt win the coin toss and skunk Griffin with some wild shit. Feel like both these matches could be a toss up, but I think the nerves will play a big part in the finals.

Are they doing the last two games this weekend, or doing all 3 next week?

Probably, like past BATB finals the matches will be played consecutively.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 19, 2022, 08:06:11 AM
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Should hopefully have some decent games coming up, assuming P-rod doesnt win the coin toss and skunk Griffin with some wild shit. Feel like both these matches could be a toss up, but I think the nerves will play a big part in the finals.

Are they doing the last two games this weekend, or doing all 3 next week?
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Probably, like past BATB finals the matches will be played consecutively.

Ah, yup! That makes perfect sense, I just never followed along this closely before. I got way too sucked into this trainwreck, haha.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul_Glider Skateboards on June 19, 2022, 03:25:55 PM
Looks like Jamie griffin riding for Sovrn now?

https://youtu.be/HJd5y88Fiyk


https://www.zumiez.com/sovrn-george-8-25-skateboard-deck.html
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bbk on June 19, 2022, 05:51:24 PM
Or he's stuck in usa and ran out of hop kings?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul_Glider Skateboards on June 19, 2022, 08:42:59 PM
Or he's stuck in usa and ran out of hop kings?

Sounds more like it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 19, 2022, 08:59:30 PM
Sovrn. Irl what brand that is.

I just hope if he does get on something he really takes advantage of it.

If I was a kid I’d want to be on frog or 917.
Id do everything in my power to make that happen. Even on a flow level.
I’d move I’d frickin go homeless in a tent or car right near where I’d have to be. Id  The only thing I’d never do is change my clothes.
I would try hard af and film every day.

Id sell my soul at the manny pad barrier thing.

Not anything to do with griffin. I just feel like if I was a young man I’d want to be down with that.


If Jamie griffin was up against shane I think he’d be in trouble. That would be a dope unsanctioned battle. Griffin would not be able to get Shane with bigger spins.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dallou on June 20, 2022, 01:29:14 PM
So the final night is not going to be upload on youtube at all ?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bbk on June 20, 2022, 04:01:01 PM
you don't need the app.

https://www.caffeine.tv/theberrics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 20, 2022, 05:32:05 PM
you don't need the app.

https://www.caffeine.tv/theberrics

Thank you, was just about to ask who was going to setup a discord for the game to save us from downloading the app.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 20, 2022, 07:29:49 PM
Realistically, if Griffin wants a shot at being pro should he even go back home? Feels like being in ths US would be his best shot at being big.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 20, 2022, 09:05:51 PM
Realistically, if Griffin wants a shot at being pro should he even go back home? Feels like being in ths US would be his best shot at being big.

There’s no way someone is going to be like yo. Here’s your name on a board cuz you win the berries.

Dude should try to hang around California get some contest shit out the way.

Bust or bail shit. That’s what I think might open up some shit. Idk. I would hope if he went and put his ass on the line for the right things with style or wreck less abandon

If I was him make some friends down as try to move to TJ with a pal or something. Make some really crazy tape like you was pretending to be god on wheels. 

Bust down the door like your name was Pedro Deathwish!!!

Or is he the English Cody formerly of almost dgk
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on June 20, 2022, 10:42:12 PM
I don’t follow dude on the socials, so maybe somebody can answer this questicle for me: does he ever take that crazy flat game of his to ledges, ir anything, or is he purely flat ground?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lysdexia on June 21, 2022, 12:20:11 AM
he actually is pretty legit, although there is too much cumorama footage in here for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehm3TPkKlvM
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 21, 2022, 01:39:13 AM
^ i like the kid because he skates to molchat doma in this.
i don't know about his social medias though nor follow them.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 21, 2022, 01:51:32 AM
Realistically, if Griffin wants a shot at being pro should he even go back home? Feels like being in ths US would be his best shot at being big.

i feel like this trip is his only real shot at going to the next level sponsorwise. too bad he is wasting his time in shitty parks and with other youtubers rather than hitting up photogs and filmers and doing some real street shit.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on June 21, 2022, 02:12:29 AM
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Realistically, if Griffin wants a shot at being pro should he even go back home? Feels like being in ths US would be his best shot at being big.
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There’s no way someone is going to be like yo. Here’s your name on a board cuz you win the berries.

Dude should try to hang around California get some contest shit out the way.

Bust or bail shit. That’s what I think might open up some shit. Idk. I would hope if he went and put his ass on the line for the right things with style or wreck less abandon

If I was him make some friends down as try to move to TJ with a pal or something. Make some really crazy tape like you was pretending to be god on wheels. 

Bust down the door like your name was Pedro Deathwish!!!

Or is he the English Cody formerly of almost dgk

the berrics in general have contributed to the rise of a lot of new pros in the past 10 years, those coming to mind right now, Shane, Cory Kennedy, Sewa, Luan (i love Luan but what has he done except skating high speed flatground on camera ?), Cody Cepeda, Miles Silva.
Some had better careers than the others, some would have made it with or without the berrics, but getting featured there definitely gave them exposure and accelerated their careers, it was probably more true in the 2010-2015 era, when they were actually cool and the owners were more involved in the industry
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: nekro on June 21, 2022, 08:31:40 AM
I dont think jamie is the type of person who wants to 'make it big'. If he does it will be because of other people pressuring him.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 21, 2022, 10:00:53 AM
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i feel like this trip is his only real shot at going to the next level sponsorwise. too bad he is wasting his time in shitty parks and with other youtubers rather than hitting up photogs and filmers and doing some real street shit.

Given the state of the industry (100s of board brands, independent contractor contracts, crap board royalties), going down the YT route could be a better long-term financial decision.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 21, 2022, 12:56:20 PM
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i feel like this trip is his only real shot at going to the next level sponsorwise. too bad he is wasting his time in shitty parks and with other youtubers rather than hitting up photogs and filmers and doing some real street shit.
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Given the state of the industry (100s of board brands, independent contractor contracts, crap board royalties), going down the YT route could be a better long-term financial decision.

He can still use yet, but now is his best shot (so far) at getting some credible brand backing to boot
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on June 21, 2022, 02:45:35 PM
So which one of us is taking one for the team and sitting through all the cringe self-congratulatory Berra monologues tonight?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on June 21, 2022, 02:58:17 PM
I'm kind of excited to watch this lmao
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Space Cowboy on June 21, 2022, 04:29:38 PM
"BATB12 Finals Are Tonight!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJHAtdLt6eM
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 21, 2022, 05:00:42 PM
Was every game on weekends, except the finale, which is on a Tuesday?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: roba on June 21, 2022, 05:20:11 PM
anybody gon screen record that shit?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mandatory Reload on June 21, 2022, 05:28:46 PM
still hilarious to me that Steve chose to do this on Go Skateboarding Day

"hey kids, instead of celebrating Go Skateboarding Day by riding your skateboard, attending events, supporting your local skateshop/park, or anything meaningful, you should sit inside and download this fucking app so you can watch a weirdo Scientologist proselytize on the mic for a while before some guys skate flat for a bit"

low-hanging fruit at this point, i know, but the incredible levels of kookery are still astounding sometimes
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doosh215 on June 21, 2022, 05:49:24 PM
he actually is pretty legit, although there is too much cumorama footage in here for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehm3TPkKlvM

For a message board that consumes so much skate media I have no idea how anyone here can watch this part and think he has any legitimate shot at skateboarding as a career. I'm genuinely confused by how many people have said that. Credit where credit is due he has a huge bag of flatground tricks, but that's literally it. Almost this entire part is flip tricks down 3 stairs. Flip trick on flat or up/down a curb then flip trick down a 3. I just re-watched this to make sure I wasn't insane. Other than flip tricks on flat or on very small sets of stairs he has pretty much nothing else.

First line is noseslide a ledge, back tail a ledge, impossible off a curb, heel flip up a curb, tre on flat, ollie a ledge, kickflip a 5 stair. Not a bad line and I think he did it well, but that's definitely not pro level skating. And that's not nitpicking and judging the whole part by the opening clip, I genuinely think that's the best clip in this part by far. Next clip halfcab heel off a ledge then back 3 kickflip down a 2 or 3 (the way it's filmed it's tough to tell).Next clip ollie up a ledge pressure flip off, then fs bigspin on flat. Next clip frontside flip up a two stair (I think?) then sw tre down the same thing. Next clip fs 50-50 impossible out on a ledge and then back lip on a ledge.

Another clip in here where he does a bad back smive-o on a bench, back 3 a little grate, nollie back heel on flat, and then sw ollie a 5 or 6. Impossible up a small ledge nollie late flip off of it? Of the clips that aren't solely flip tricks down 2-4 stairs or off a ledge, he does a regular crook then back tail kickflip on another. Nollie tre on flat and then a pretty bad kickflip crook on a bench. Bigflip on a slightly declined runup and then a rocketed sw heel down an 8? And after he landed it he's celebrating like he just did it down El Toro.

This is not skate for a check level skating, and not even close. I'm happy for him if he can make a living skate youtubing, but what legitimate company is going to put him on and pay him for these type of clips? Am I going insane? Have I completely lost it? I like low impact skating but this part is just not very good, and certainly not "why isn't this guy properly hooked up?" good.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RedCanni on June 21, 2022, 05:55:22 PM
https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ish_wav on June 21, 2022, 05:58:40 PM
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he actually is pretty legit, although there is too much cumorama footage in here for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehm3TPkKlvM
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For a message board that consumes so much skate media I have no idea how anyone here can watch this part and think he has any legitimate shot at skateboarding as a career. I'm genuinely confused by how many people have said that. Credit where credit is due he has a huge bag of flatground tricks, but that's literally it. Almost this entire part is flip tricks down 3 stairs. Flip trick on flat or up/down a curb then flip trick down a 3. I just re-watched this to make sure I wasn't insane. Other than flip tricks on flat or on very small sets of stairs he has pretty much nothing else.

First line is noseslide a ledge, back tail a ledge, impossible off a curb, heel flip up a curb, tre on flat, ollie a ledge, kickflip a 5 stair. Not a bad line and I think he did it well, but that's definitely not pro level skating. And that's not nitpicking and judging the whole part by the opening clip, I genuinely think that's the best clip in this part by far. Next clip halfcab heel off a ledge then back 3 kickflip down a 2 or 3 (the way it's filmed it's tough to tell).Next clip ollie up a ledge pressure flip off, then fs bigspin on flat. Next clip frontside flip up a two stair (I think?) then sw tre down the same thing. Next clip fs 50-50 impossible out on a ledge and then back lip on a ledge.

Another clip in here where he does a bad back smive-o on a bench, back 3 a little grate, nollie back heel on flat, and then sw ollie a 5 or 6. Impossible up a small ledge nollie late flip off of it? Of the clips that aren't solely flip tricks down 2-4 stairs or off a ledge, he does a regular crook then back tail kickflip on another. Nollie tre on flat and then a pretty bad kickflip crook on a bench. Bigflip on a slightly declined runup and then a rocketed sw heel down an 8? And after he landed it he's celebrating like he just did it down El Toro.

This is not skate for a check level skating, and not even close. I'm happy for him if he can make a living skate youtubing, but what legitimate company is going to put him on and pay him for these type of clips? Am I going insane? Have I completely lost it? I like low impact skating but this part is just not very good, and certainly not "why isn't this guy properly hooked up?" good.

Anyway, team Jamie! I hope he wins tonight.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on June 21, 2022, 06:07:41 PM
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he actually is pretty legit, although there is too much cumorama footage in here for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehm3TPkKlvM
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For a message board that consumes so much skate media I have no idea how anyone here can watch this part and think he has any legitimate shot at skateboarding as a career. I'm genuinely confused by how many people have said that. Credit where credit is due he has a huge bag of flatground tricks, but that's literally it. Almost this entire part is flip tricks down 3 stairs. Flip trick on flat or up/down a curb then flip trick down a 3. I just re-watched this to make sure I wasn't insane. Other than flip tricks on flat or on very small sets of stairs he has pretty much nothing else.

First line is noseslide a ledge, back tail a ledge, impossible off a curb, heel flip up a curb, tre on flat, ollie a ledge, kickflip a 5 stair. Not a bad line and I think he did it well, but that's definitely not pro level skating. And that's not nitpicking and judging the whole part by the opening clip, I genuinely think that's the best clip in this part by far. Next clip halfcab heel off a ledge then back 3 kickflip down a 2 or 3 (the way it's filmed it's tough to tell).Next clip ollie up a ledge pressure flip off, then fs bigspin on flat. Next clip frontside flip up a two stair (I think?) then sw tre down the same thing. Next clip fs 50-50 impossible out on a ledge and then back lip on a ledge.

Another clip in here where he does a bad back smive-o on a bench, back 3 a little grate, nollie back heel on flat, and then sw ollie a 5 or 6. Impossible up a small ledge nollie late flip off of it? Of the clips that aren't solely flip tricks down 2-4 stairs or off a ledge, he does a regular crook then back tail kickflip on another. Nollie tre on flat and then a pretty bad kickflip crook on a bench. Bigflip on a slightly declined runup and then a rocketed sw heel down an 8? And after he landed it he's celebrating like he just did it down El Toro.

This is not skate for a check level skating, and not even close. I'm happy for him if he can make a living skate youtubing, but what legitimate company is going to put him on and pay him for these type of clips? Am I going insane? Have I completely lost it? I like low impact skating but this part is just not very good, and certainly not "why isn't this guy properly hooked up?" good.
I agree completely. He is what used to be referred to as a skatepark pro or more appropriately a flatground pro. He will likely never make it outside of a YouTube channel but he obviously doesnt have it in the streets, at least not in this part.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Doosh215 on June 21, 2022, 06:15:56 PM
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he actually is pretty legit, although there is too much cumorama footage in here for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehm3TPkKlvM
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For a message board that consumes so much skate media I have no idea how anyone here can watch this part and think he has any legitimate shot at skateboarding as a career. I'm genuinely confused by how many people have said that. Credit where credit is due he has a huge bag of flatground tricks, but that's literally it. Almost this entire part is flip tricks down 3 stairs. Flip trick on flat or up/down a curb then flip trick down a 3. I just re-watched this to make sure I wasn't insane. Other than flip tricks on flat or on very small sets of stairs he has pretty much nothing else.

First line is noseslide a ledge, back tail a ledge, impossible off a curb, heel flip up a curb, tre on flat, ollie a ledge, kickflip a 5 stair. Not a bad line and I think he did it well, but that's definitely not pro level skating. And that's not nitpicking and judging the whole part by the opening clip, I genuinely think that's the best clip in this part by far. Next clip halfcab heel off a ledge then back 3 kickflip down a 2 or 3 (the way it's filmed it's tough to tell).Next clip ollie up a ledge pressure flip off, then fs bigspin on flat. Next clip frontside flip up a two stair (I think?) then sw tre down the same thing. Next clip fs 50-50 impossible out on a ledge and then back lip on a ledge.

Another clip in here where he does a bad back smive-o on a bench, back 3 a little grate, nollie back heel on flat, and then sw ollie a 5 or 6. Impossible up a small ledge nollie late flip off of it? Of the clips that aren't solely flip tricks down 2-4 stairs or off a ledge, he does a regular crook then back tail kickflip on another. Nollie tre on flat and then a pretty bad kickflip crook on a bench. Bigflip on a slightly declined runup and then a rocketed sw heel down an 8? And after he landed it he's celebrating like he just did it down El Toro.

This is not skate for a check level skating, and not even close. I'm happy for him if he can make a living skate youtubing, but what legitimate company is going to put him on and pay him for these type of clips? Am I going insane? Have I completely lost it? I like low impact skating but this part is just not very good, and certainly not "why isn't this guy properly hooked up?" good.
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I agree completely. He is what used to be referred to as a skatepark pro or more appropriately a flatground pro. He will likely never make it outside of a YouTube channel but he obviously doesnt have it in the streets, at least not in this part.

Sorry for the longwinded rant, that part was absolutely awful and I had to get that vent off my chest. That being said I have nothing against the guy personally, and honestly hope he wins the BATB. P-Rod would be cool to see win, but he's got enough money and the prize winnings could potentially be life changing (or at least year changing) to a guy like Jamie.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: thanksgiving on June 21, 2022, 07:03:39 PM
these comments under the stream are too funny
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sifter on June 21, 2022, 07:11:57 PM
'Quit your bitchin and get in the kitchen' - SB

Seems a bit rich with marketing to toddlers

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 07:24:38 PM
Did Steve-O have a stroke or something?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Chapingro on June 21, 2022, 07:37:18 PM
https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)

I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on June 21, 2022, 07:42:38 PM
lmao....its pre recorded
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RedCanni on June 21, 2022, 07:46:56 PM
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https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
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I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(





https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: left knee cap on June 21, 2022, 07:47:03 PM
lmao....its pre recorded

if that’s true they really could’ve edited down a lot of this crap
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 07:47:48 PM
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https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
[close]

I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(

Just go to caffeine.tv its embedded on the front page.

Also it's not prerecorded, they're just switching back and forth between 2 cameras. They're not even changing the audio levels.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: germy rogirs on June 21, 2022, 07:50:04 PM
8 hours per day skating flatground for a year straight lets hope it pays off...
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 21, 2022, 07:53:11 PM
Is Prod even there?

EDIT: Nope! Chris Cole. Again. Poor dude.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on June 21, 2022, 07:54:14 PM
P-Rod got COVID in CPH. So not there.

So so cursed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 21, 2022, 08:04:54 PM
Fuck, I was worried for a minute!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matt_2993 on June 21, 2022, 08:05:47 PM
That fs 360 attempt from jamie was just disgusting
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 21, 2022, 08:10:44 PM
That fs 360 attempt from jamie was just disgusting

Yeah, after seeing that I thought he was done for. So far 360s seem to be his weakest trick.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:13:54 PM
Tyler peterson has doo doo style
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:18:08 PM
Chris cole had a hair transplant
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on June 21, 2022, 08:18:21 PM
Listening to Berra makes me want to kill myself. Dude is the most awkward, cringey, lame, unfunny homo sapien in the universe. Berrics might actually be tolerable if he just removed himself completely from the public eye.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:25:21 PM
Jamie Cepeda is gonna win and all you bobby puleo fan boys gonna be mad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 08:25:56 PM
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https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
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I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(
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Just go to caffeine.tv its embedded on the front page.

Also it's not prerecorded, they're just switching back and forth between 2 cameras. They're not even changing the audio levels.
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what you mean? its clearly edited

also fake matches in the finals? pretty wack

whole thing reaks of cairuma


 I'm not sure if you can't comprehend that they're switching between multiple angles in real time or this is just the dumbest skate conspiracy theory I've ever read.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matt_2993 on June 21, 2022, 08:26:37 PM
Did boo Johnson say chris Coles fs halfcab heel counted cause it was defense??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:29:11 PM
Tyler Peterson looks like he enjoys dressing in drag
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:35:59 PM
Winner gets a diamond ring. Time to casper flip Tyler Peterson back to the trailer park
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RajeevWins on June 21, 2022, 08:36:37 PM
Chris cole had a hair transplant

Idk, seems like he just finally realized how to brush his shit properly and take the sides down lower than the top. Either way it looks good
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on June 21, 2022, 08:41:17 PM
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https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
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I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(
[close]

Just go to caffeine.tv its embedded on the front page.

Also it's not prerecorded, they're just switching back and forth between 2 cameras. They're not even changing the audio levels.
[close]

what you mean? its clearly edited

also fake matches in the finals? pretty wack

whole thing reaks of cairuma
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 I'm not sure if you can't comprehend that they're switching between multiple angles in real time or this is just the dumbest skate conspiracy theory I've ever read.

you ok? the rollaway and time in between tricks is edited out of stream
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 08:45:26 PM
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https://www.caffeine.tv/TheBerrics/profile/

no need to create an account or download the app

(a little late, just saw that another posted same link)
[close]

I clicked the link but don't see tonights stream on there :(
[close]

Just go to caffeine.tv its embedded on the front page.

Also it's not prerecorded, they're just switching back and forth between 2 cameras. They're not even changing the audio levels.
[close]

what you mean? its clearly edited

also fake matches in the finals? pretty wack

whole thing reaks of cairuma
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 I'm not sure if you can't comprehend that they're switching between multiple angles in real time or this is just the dumbest skate conspiracy theory I've ever read.
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you ok? the rollaway and time in between tricks is edited out of stream

No it isn't. They're sitting on the other bank waiting to go. You can literally watch them roll up to the other skater, who then takes their turn, on well over half the tricks. Have you never watched a finals night before?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:48:11 PM
Fuck you Torey Pudwill trying to call tricks back for being sketchy. His whole style and career has been sketchy.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 08:49:09 PM
Jesus christ that dolphin double flip is disgusting. Uncle Flea must be so proud right now.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: matt_2993 on June 21, 2022, 08:49:41 PM
That fs 360 redo was a beautiful call tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RajeevWins on June 21, 2022, 08:49:59 PM
Fuck you Torey Pudwill trying to call tricks back for being sketchy. His whole style and career has been sketchy.
At least he was impartial
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: keepthefunkalive on June 21, 2022, 08:50:12 PM
Xanax + Xenu
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: mtvic on June 21, 2022, 08:51:29 PM
Youtube for the win
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Yonnycage on June 21, 2022, 08:52:35 PM
Man Berra is a trainwreck. Just when you thought he couldn’t outcringe himself. I was half expecting him to drop the trophy and destroy it
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RajeevWins on June 21, 2022, 08:52:48 PM
Jamie got that ugly trophy and a proposal. What a beautiful way to finally end this fucking season.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 21, 2022, 08:53:09 PM
I knew it.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 21, 2022, 08:53:30 PM
That fs 360 redo was a beautiful call tho

100%. I was rooting for Jamie, but you gotta pop your damn trick.

That was a killer match. Back to back deathblows. Gotta love it!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: burm on June 21, 2022, 08:56:53 PM
I thought I was so clever using Signin with Apple and it’s ”hide my email” feature to login to that shitty app, but now I cannot delete my account because I don’t have a password 🤪.

Started watching and when I saw the matchup I thought ”oh it’s still the semifinals” but at the end everyone was so hyped for the winner and turns out it was the finals, weird. Also weird how this felt so much more rapid fire than the matches that they edited.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 08:57:48 PM
When will Jamie Griffin be joining the Aaron Kyro Kook crew
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 09:00:43 PM
Jeff Won Song with lower leg muscle
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fineslime on June 21, 2022, 09:04:08 PM
I've been binge watching The Last Dance and I'm currently on episode 6 after starting at 1 earlier tonight. I paused it to catch the last battle and the contrast between the madness Jordan put himself through, what he achieved, his culturally relevance... Just the sheer intensity of this documentary juxtaposed against what BATB is now made me realize just how silly, stale, and sterile this contest has become.

Not a knock on any of the skaters or skateboarding that was done but there's a lack of authenticity. At least to me.

It looked like Tyler was walking up to Jamie after the battle and this fucking LA crowd of people with their phones in front of their face storm the dude, cutting Tyler off from congratulating and shaking Jamie's hand, and I took that personally.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 21, 2022, 09:07:50 PM
I've been binge watching The Last Dance and I'm currently on episode 6 after starting at 1 earlier tonight. I paused it to catch the last battle and the contrast between the madness Jordan put himself through, what he achieved, his culturally relevance... Just the sheer intensity of this documentary juxtaposed against what BATB is now made me realize just how silly, stale, and sterile this contest has become.

Not a knock on any of the skaters or skateboarding that was done but there's a lack of authenticity. At least to me.

It looked like Tyler was walking up to Jamie after the battle and this fucking LA crowd of people with their phones in front of their face storm the dude, cutting Tyler off from congratulating and shaking Jamie's hand, and I took that personally.

Hahaha I saw him have to do the old swim move through the crowd to sulk away and felt pretty bad for him there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: RajeevWins on June 21, 2022, 09:11:46 PM
I thought I was so clever using Signin with Apple and it’s ”hide my email” feature to login to that shitty app, but now I cannot delete my account because I don’t have a password .

Started watching and when I saw the matchup I thought ”oh it’s still the semifinals” but at the end everyone was so hyped for the winner and turns out it was the finals, weird. Also weird how this felt so much more rapid fire than the matches that they edited.

1. Go to settings and copy the email address Apple made up for you
2. Log out
3. Go to login, then click forgot password
4. Enter the email address from before (a link will get sent to your actual email)
5. Make up a password
6. Login and delete your account with the new password.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 21, 2022, 09:15:52 PM
It looked like no fun at all.

Bora griffin twist the magnificent that Avril Levine looking Kid who pulled a sewa and canceled his redo
and whatever the second place kids name is all looked like they was about to shit they pants on camera.

I hate contest
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 21, 2022, 09:17:43 PM
I dunno why the jamie dude couldnt do a bs 360 without 180 degree pivot during game have seen videos of him fully rotating them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on June 21, 2022, 09:27:37 PM
I wish Berra would just choose one person to referee the entire season rather than use it as some sort of special guest slot, even if all the rules weren't enforced at least there would be consistency.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sick Duck on June 21, 2022, 09:37:59 PM
I wish Berra would just choose one person to referee the entire season rather than use it as some sort of special guest slot, even if all the rules weren't enforced at least there would be consistency.
who would want to do that
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on June 21, 2022, 11:12:27 PM
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I wish Berra would just choose one person to referee the entire season rather than use it as some sort of special guest slot, even if all the rules weren't enforced at least there would be consistency.
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who would want to do that

Realistically it would probably end up being Koston or Berra himself, so can that idea.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 21, 2022, 11:18:11 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qBAW9l4Fo

Screen rip of the finals if you want to watch the disappointing conclusion to this year long shit show.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on June 21, 2022, 11:32:15 PM
With his Baker part earlier in the year, and now a finals appearance at BATB, Tyson Peterson could be going on a SOTY run
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: moneen on June 22, 2022, 12:00:33 AM
what a joke of a competition.

still watching cole vs griffin but fuck yes jamie in nikes!

btw you dont actually have to sign up or do anything to watch it on the caffeine thing. the vod is just there.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 22, 2022, 12:35:04 AM
For a second I thought it was L. Rob. Hubbard providing the winning jewelry.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: zozu on June 22, 2022, 12:37:19 AM
crazy that the final had two non pros in it, hopefully both tyler and jamie can get some better damn sponsors now.

tyler probably got a nice bag from cumorama though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: homicidalpsychojunglecat on June 22, 2022, 12:47:57 AM
This is why skateboarding needs gatekeeping  ::)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Paul Cicero on June 22, 2022, 01:54:59 AM
Man Berra is a trainwreck. Just when you thought he couldn’t outcringe himself. I was half expecting him to drop the trophy and destroy it

I know it’s been said more often recently, but he really does look and sound like shit these days. I know he’s not exactly a young man, but he looks like he needs help.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on June 22, 2022, 02:10:35 AM
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Man Berra is a trainwreck. Just when you thought he couldn’t outcringe himself. I was half expecting him to drop the trophy and destroy it
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I know it’s been said more often recently, but he really does look and sound like shit these days. I know he’s not exactly a young man, but he looks like he needs help.

He's got that whole "I used to skateboard" vibe going to which kids will just roll their eyes and push off in the other direction saying "kook" under their breath.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on June 22, 2022, 02:59:31 AM
So who won?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on June 22, 2022, 03:39:12 AM
So who won?

The Caffeine App?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bohemian on June 22, 2022, 03:43:42 AM
holy fuck what a disaster of a ´contest´.. berry fuckin changing the rules as he goes to promote his guy

stoked jamie took it, but dammit berra tried his best sticking forks in his wheels, pushing his little cariuma pawn to the top spot.

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on June 22, 2022, 03:44:56 AM
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Man Berra is a trainwreck. Just when you thought he couldn’t outcringe himself. I was half expecting him to drop the trophy and destroy it
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I know it’s been said more often recently, but he really does look and sound like shit these days. I know he’s not exactly a young man, but he looks like he needs help.
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He's got that whole "I used to skateboard" vibe going to which kids will just roll their eyes and push off in the other direction saying "kook" under their breath.

He doesn't even wrap his impossibles.

Berra posted one in slowmotion and it did not hook or wrap around the back foot.

Worse then pathetic
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on June 22, 2022, 05:29:18 AM
fucking good final if you ask me, on par with shane vs mike mo, maybe even better
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on June 22, 2022, 05:42:05 AM
fucking good final if you ask me, on par with shane vs mike mo, maybe even better

yeah, i get why people are down on this version of the contest as a whole, but the final was fucking insane.

nice one, jamie.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on June 22, 2022, 05:56:44 AM
That Tyler kid was good. Landed everything clean and had a nice attitude, I respect him more now.

Also, I think the fs biggerspin was a bad call from Torey. Tyler got robbed a letter.

So who won?

The unpoliteness of not asking people first if they want to be part of a shitty contest - and still making the thing happen.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Don on June 22, 2022, 06:41:35 AM
Officially dumbest thread on slap
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 22, 2022, 06:50:57 AM
what's that one rule? "no sliding your trick on the ground if your opponent pops their trick." or something like that? so much for that, ol jamie was SLACKING on those 360s. Lucky i wasnt the ref, I'd have regulated that ass.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on June 22, 2022, 07:07:55 AM
what's that one rule? "no sliding your trick on the ground if your opponent pops their trick." or something like that? so much for that, ol jamie was SLACKING on those 360s. Lucky i wasnt the ref, I'd have regulated that ass.

he was asked to redo his 360 with more pop.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 22, 2022, 07:31:07 AM
That Jamie Griffin part is dogshit and unwatchable but I don't think it's entirely his fault. Clearly made by someone who has zero idea what they're doing and probably rushed together. I'd like to see what he can do for someone who can film and edit properly and make him push himself and exercise some quality control. Equal chance he has no concept of a good video part though given his youtuber upbringing.

Steve Berra does not seem ok. I wonder what he was getting at when he kept talking about how "everything has changed" this year.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 22, 2022, 08:19:00 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_qBAW9l4Fo

Screen rip of the finals if you want to watch the disappointing conclusion to this year long shit show.
They gotta protect the brand. The Berrics, LLC, a division of Hypebeast Unlimited, subsidiary of the Hypeworld brand family.

Great investment.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 22, 2022, 08:31:38 AM
I’m happy for the winners tho.

After it was over and the completions returned to their normal shades of skate Parker pail. Everyone looked happy.

Congratulations now go get some sun
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on June 22, 2022, 08:49:54 AM
I know its skateboarding and who cares, but Stephen Berra couldn't be bothered to run a comb through his hair?

One of the bigger nights of his life and he's looking like he just rolled out of bed.

Come on Steve, act like you been there before.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 22, 2022, 08:54:51 AM
That Tyler kid was good. Landed everything clean and had a nice attitude, I respect him more now.

Also, I think the fs biggerspin was a bad call from Torey. Tyler got robbed a letter.

I agree about Tyler, he landed a lot of those tricks very clean and seemed like a good sport out there. Definitely went up a notch in my book, even though I'm more stoked Jamie won it since I think he may actually be able to turn this into something more down the road.

Hoping Griffin ends up on Nike or some other company with proper filmers, being stuck with local Hopking kids isn't gonna get him very far if he wants to take it to the next level.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: lamfordie on June 22, 2022, 08:55:38 AM
https://youtu.be/qU6njWk19SI
Idk why but it had that feeling that the berries was trying to give Tyler the advantage. They didn't make him do the cab big flip and made Jamie do the heelfip body varial again l. Plus Berra being right over Pudwills shoulder like he's Emeperor Palpatine.  I'm glad Jamie won though.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on June 22, 2022, 09:09:29 AM
https://youtu.be/qU6njWk19SI
Idk why but it had that feeling that the berries was trying to give Tyler the advantage. They didn't make him do the cab big flip and made Jamie do the heelfip body varial again l. Plus Berra being right over Pudwills shoulder like he's Emeperor Palpatine.  I'm glad Jamie won though.

Yea the heelflip body varial was good on the first attempt...odd trick but liked how he stomped the 2nd one, Torrey had that look the whole time like he was under hostage for sure.   360 pivot was sketch tho
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: banksandledges on June 22, 2022, 09:17:22 AM
 Xenu is most disappointed
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 22, 2022, 09:18:15 AM
https://youtu.be/qU6njWk19SI
Idk why but it had that feeling that the berries was trying to give Tyler the advantage. They didn't make him do the cab big flip and made Jamie do the heelfip body varial again l. Plus Berra being right over Pudwills shoulder like he's Emeperor Palpatine.  I'm glad Jamie won though.

That’s exactly how I was picturing that scenario too.

It’s a bummer that Steve did that. Torey definitely had that shit covered. I trust Tpud to be honest over all other berries alumni.

Torey should have shooed him away. Let him know who runs skateboarding
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 22, 2022, 09:24:06 AM
I know its skateboarding and who cares, but Stephen Berra couldn't be bothered to run a comb through his hair?
i personally found it disrespectful to me, the viewer
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Bristol_Palin on June 22, 2022, 09:28:14 AM
I don't know why I watched this final. I have no idea who either of these people are. I liked that the guy who won's shoes looked super fucked up from skating them so much. That's pretty cool. He probably really likes skating. I wonder if he likes PJ Ladd.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 22, 2022, 09:40:53 AM
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I know its skateboarding and who cares, but Stephen Berra couldn't be bothered to run a comb through his hair?
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i personally found it disrespectful to me, the viewer

As someone who rarely takes offense to things, I was really offended by Berra's outfit. Put some fucking pants on.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on June 22, 2022, 09:44:38 AM
I don't know why I watched this final. I have no idea who either of these people are. I liked that the guy who won's shoes looked super fucked up from skating them so much. That's pretty cool. He probably really likes skating. I wonder if he likes PJ Ladd.

Probably don’t know who Pj is. Similar to 20 something kids not knowing who Josh kalis is.

Kinda hurts my feelings when kids with ledge skills say No I don’t know Kalis.

im like yo kalis invented ledges son!
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on June 22, 2022, 09:53:17 AM
That Tyler kid was good. Landed everything clean and had a nice attitude, I respect him more now.

Also, I think the fs biggerspin was a bad call from Torey. Tyler got robbed a letter.

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So who won?
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The unpoliteness of not asking people first if they want to be part of a shitty contest - and still making the thing happen.

This. Absolutely robbed there, idk wtf that call was. And he was on defense, aren't you supposed to have more latitude for error there?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: youreamug on June 22, 2022, 11:07:19 AM
hearing the crowd chant Jamie's name was the best bit. proper nice stuff. hope he gets a guru to help guide him to film a decent part
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: kickflipfaceplant on June 22, 2022, 11:27:06 AM
the real champ:

https://youtu.be/9ru9QDQC8XU
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Stu Pickles on June 22, 2022, 11:53:10 AM
tyler seems like a nice kid, i say kid but doesnt he have a wife and child? hope berriuma is paying him well for clearly putting a ton of effort into this shit show, he didnt cut any corners on any trick (those 360s from jaime were VERY questionable). jaime seems like a good kid too, i barely watched any of the other matches but that final was pretty interesting. didnt think a lot of those circus tricks would get matched

thank fuck this shit is over i dont want to think about the berrics for a long time
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 22, 2022, 11:56:41 AM
God damn he made Jamie use 30% of his power. Sick game for sure, glad it's all over.

Do you guys think they are going to try to make BATB13 happen? I can't even imagine it.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: JANUS on June 22, 2022, 12:10:43 PM
God damn he made Jamie use 30% of his power. Sick game for sure, glad it's all over.

Do you guys think they are going to try to make BATB13 happen? I can't even imagine it.

If it’s going to be anything like the last one, they should have started it already.  ::)
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on June 22, 2022, 12:20:09 PM
I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Miller92 on June 22, 2022, 12:37:11 PM
I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip

double flips should be allowed.  What shouldn't be is half flips, Casper flips, front foot impossible variation etc.  But really...where do you draw the line??
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on June 22, 2022, 01:06:54 PM
Considering the luck they had with BATB12, they might just want to skip ahead to 14.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: work_lurker on June 22, 2022, 01:38:43 PM
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I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip
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double flips should be allowed.  What shouldn't be is half flips, Casper flips, front foot impossible variation etc.  But really...where do you draw the line??

Usually just slightly above the back bolts, so you can easily tell your nose and tail apart.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lowcalcium on June 22, 2022, 01:40:11 PM
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I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip
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double flips should be allowed.  What shouldn't be is half flips, Casper flips, front foot impossible variation etc.  But really...where do you draw the line??

Late flips, half flips, and double flips should all be banned. Just in my opinion. It would be interesting to see where people would take the tricks their allowed to do.

But I guess you would start seeing 720 shuv's and other helicopter tricks
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Logic on June 22, 2022, 02:16:03 PM
God damn he made Jamie use 30% of his power. Sick game for sure, glad it's all over.

Do you guys think they are going to try to make BATB13 happen? I can't even imagine it.

Berra briefly mentioned it in one of his many speeches. Surely it couldn't be any worse than this?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: D10S on June 22, 2022, 02:30:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhtgzWaCx8
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DarkPools on June 22, 2022, 03:01:44 PM
what's that one rule? "no sliding your trick on the ground if your opponent pops their trick." or something like that? so much for that, ol jamie was SLACKING on those 360s. Lucky i wasnt the ref, I'd have regulated that ass.

This rule is about popping the trick. Sliding to complete a rotation is fair game. I think Torey asked him to redo FS360 because of a lack of pop.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: TreBombMartin on June 22, 2022, 06:23:05 PM
360's are a waste of an attempt. The person on offense usually does them decent and the person on defense 360 pivots. I know it's a competition but have some pride and actually try to do an honest 360.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Coldpizza on June 22, 2022, 08:15:00 PM
Tyler is really good, but damn he just looks miserable all the time lol
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Lou Strux on June 22, 2022, 08:40:51 PM
Tyler is really good, but damn he just looks miserable all the time lol
You’d be bummed too, if Berra abducted your wife & baby child & shipped them off to SeaOrg, then told you that the only way you’ll ever see they again is if you bring home a BATB title for Cariuma, as Xenu demands.
Poor little Eminem looking guy; he really loved loved that family.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 22, 2022, 08:41:59 PM
Tyler is really good, but damn he just looks miserable all the time lol

I'd be bummed if I looked like Draco Malfoy with an extra chromosome too.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Xen on June 22, 2022, 09:06:48 PM
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Tyler is really good, but damn he just looks miserable all the time lol
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I'd be bummed if I looked like Draco Malfoy with an extra chromosome too.

Best comment by far.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: larry sanders on June 22, 2022, 09:25:22 PM
just watched one of the screencap bootlegs of the final - this thing is officially dead now right? whatever A list pros who were still participating have got to be staying clear of the next one
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: everythingisgreat on June 22, 2022, 10:11:47 PM
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I know its skateboarding and who cares, but Stephen Berra couldn't be bothered to run a comb through his hair?
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i personally found it disrespectful to me, the viewer
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: itspizzapie on June 23, 2022, 12:34:02 AM
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I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip
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double flips should be allowed.  What shouldn't be is half flips, Casper flips, front foot impossible variation etc.  But really...where do you draw the line??
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Late flips, half flips, and double flips should all be banned. Just in my opinion. It would be interesting to see where people would take the tricks their allowed to do.

But I guess you would start seeing 720 shuv's and other helicopter tricks

That's right, actually the game should just be backside flips over and over until one skater misses 5 of them or faints from exhaustion
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: cosmicgypsies on June 23, 2022, 12:47:33 AM
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Tyler is really good, but damn he just looks miserable all the time lol
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I'd be bummed if I looked like Draco Malfoy with an extra chromosome too.

post of the year
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: bobforapples on June 23, 2022, 01:12:29 AM
the real champ:

https://youtu.be/9ru9QDQC8XU

Why does jeff won cropdust push like a penguin
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Arto!Arto!WakeUp! on June 23, 2022, 03:17:00 AM
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what's that one rule? "no sliding your trick on the ground if your opponent pops their trick." or something like that? so much for that, ol jamie was SLACKING on those 360s. Lucky i wasnt the ref, I'd have regulated that ass.
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This rule is about popping the trick. Sliding to complete a rotation is fair game. I think Torey asked him to redo FS360 because of a lack of pop.

also if we're being fair, jamie's fs big spin was fully done in the air. tyler's was a fs shuv to pivot - same deal as the 360s really.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 23, 2022, 03:18:30 AM
Technically his 360s didn't break any rules, I think Tpuds had just had enough of his shit and called the redo just to make him put some effort into one of them
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on June 23, 2022, 03:50:05 AM
I know its just a dumb game of skate, but I love watching it!

But in my honest opinion...just like there's no Malto manual shit. I think they need to add 2 new rules.

1. Absolutely no double flips (they are extremely lame)

2. NO late shuv or late flip anything

Thus---the only circus trick that should be allowed is one regular footed pressure flip

Double flips are sick and very easy, basic even.

If we're getting rid of anything it's shuvits in every stance.
Nobody needs to see you set fs pop shuvs in every stance just to miss a double Kickflip.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on June 23, 2022, 04:44:47 AM
I am not understanding anything from this BATB edition.

Have the finals already happened??

Who eliminated P-Rod and Luan???

This is the worst BATB ever, its a total disgrace.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: QixHexagon on June 23, 2022, 04:50:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UhtgzWaCx8

20:55 laughed hard on his comment. Ninja's good. Gifted Hater's father.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: versacekid420 on June 23, 2022, 05:29:27 AM
tyler kid looked like he had a sniper aimed for his noggin the whole game
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 23, 2022, 05:33:08 AM
@pizzafliptofakie hit up berra in his dms and get him to let me ref this shit next year. you seem to get his attention pretty well, and these fools are in need of some serious regulation.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Gnarfunkell on June 23, 2022, 05:47:23 AM
I am not understanding anything from this BATB edition.

Have the finals already happened??

Who eliminated P-Rod and Luan???

This is the worst BATB ever, its a total disgrace.

This is what I was just wondering... so it's over? They just skipped games and went straight to a final game between these two?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on June 23, 2022, 06:33:02 AM
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I am not understanding anything from this BATB edition.
Have the finals already happened??
Who eliminated P-Rod and Luan???
This is the worst BATB ever, its a total disgrace.
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This is what I was just wondering... so it's over? They just skipped games and went straight to a final game between these two?
luan was eliminated by sewa
p-rod apparently caught covid at CPH open and therefore couldn't make it to finals. cole who was previously defeated by p-rod then took his spot.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 23, 2022, 07:40:53 AM
The only open question for me is how did they get Chris Cole to do all that? He never even wanted to be there and then they made him come back to lose another game.

Did he do it for the love? Did he have fun? I hope he got paid
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on June 23, 2022, 07:59:00 AM
Good on Jamie for winning the worst edition ever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Trilogy on June 23, 2022, 09:26:10 AM
The only game that was good from this edition and maybe will be remembered in the future was P-Rod vs Nyjah, all other games were really lame and painful to watch.

I hope The Berrics come back again properly because I used to really like to watch BATB and I hope this is not the end of an era.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: goodatmeth on June 23, 2022, 09:30:34 AM
I hope The Berrics come back again properly because I used to really like to watch BATB and I hope this is not the end of an era.

The Berrics is literally owned by hypebeast there is no way back ever
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ThisFuckingDude on June 23, 2022, 10:04:48 AM
The only game that was good from this edition and maybe will be remembered in the future was P-Rod vs Nyjah, all other games were really lame and painful to watch.

I hope The Berrics come back again properly because I used to really like to watch BATB and I hope this is not the end of an era.
The Torey and Malto game was actually really good too. Went most of the game without any wack tricks.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: my english is bad on June 23, 2022, 11:52:28 AM
és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 23, 2022, 11:53:36 AM
és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc



that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: IpathCats on June 23, 2022, 12:00:18 PM
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és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
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that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDnSQnh3Les
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on June 23, 2022, 12:16:57 PM
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és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
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that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.

You really hate Es don't you. I've noticed. Care to share what went wrong?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 23, 2022, 12:17:56 PM
The only open question for me is how did they get Chris Cole to do all that? He never even wanted to be there and then they made him come back to lose another game.

Did he do it for the love? Did he have fun? I hope he got paid
It was all just one big Stomp session for him
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on June 23, 2022, 12:41:43 PM
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és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
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that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.
[close]

You really hate Es don't you. I've noticed. Care to share what went wrong?



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Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: MysticalTypeExperience on June 23, 2022, 01:45:35 PM
The only game that was good from this edition and maybe will be remembered in the future was P-Rod vs Nyjah, all other games were really lame and painful to watch.

I hope The Berrics come back again properly because I used to really like to watch BATB and I hope this is not the end of an era.

I hope MACBA gets bigger and has more pros competing. The format is way more fucking entertaining than traditional flat ground SKATE. And then nobody needs to endure Berras infuriating levels of awkwardness.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on June 23, 2022, 02:26:13 PM
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és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
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that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.
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You really hate Es don't you. I've noticed. Care to share what went wrong?
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Dunno know what's going on there but it looks rad
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: OldSkater on June 23, 2022, 03:32:40 PM
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és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc
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that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.
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You really hate Es don't you. I've noticed. Care to share what went wrong?
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Dunno know what's going on there but it looks rad

Es winter shoes i believe
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on June 23, 2022, 06:10:45 PM
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The only game that was good from this edition and maybe will be remembered in the future was P-Rod vs Nyjah, all other games were really lame and painful to watch.

I hope The Berrics come back again properly because I used to really like to watch BATB and I hope this is not the end of an era.
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The Torey and Malto game was actually really good too. Went most of the game without any wack tricks.

The games with Luan and Dashawn were great, everything else can eat my poo
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on June 24, 2022, 01:25:49 AM
és need too take back the game of skate

https://youtu.be/azqj805sPdc

there is an official one by éS today in Paris at the "DRP" festival.

DRP like Drop... they call it the Drop Culture Festival where morons celebrate scarcity marketing as a culture.
I hate this world

that would involve effort, coordination and good decisions. None of which eS is capable of.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Candied cigarettes on June 24, 2022, 01:43:39 AM
I want to say that Berra was joking during the p rod vs Chris cole game when he said batb13 could be all the final round folks from 12 but at this point i just don’t know. Seems he just reeks of stupid ideas
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: coyote2425 on June 24, 2022, 05:50:23 AM
What level of autonomy do we think Borra has there these days?

As not the majority-stake owner, seems he'd have to clear any marketing/events/literally anything that spends money with someone, right? Show some data? I'm not their target demo by decades now, but I can't imagine much positive growth trajectory in their viewership/engagement/revenue.

At the very least, Hypebeast should hire some sort of Borra gatekeeping consultant.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Ghost Face on June 24, 2022, 05:53:15 AM
I wonder how much the crowd got paid to be there?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on June 24, 2022, 06:03:20 AM
I wonder how much the crowd got paid to be there?
Probably a pair of Carumba
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: conqueso on June 24, 2022, 06:13:05 AM
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I wonder how much the crowd got paid to be there?
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Probably a pair of Carumba

it looked like they were giving away berrics decks to everyone too
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on June 24, 2022, 06:48:21 AM
What level of autonomy do we think Borra has there these days?

As not the majority-stake owner, seems he'd have to clear any marketing/events/literally anything that spends money with someone, right? Show some data? I'm not their target demo by decades now, but I can't imagine much positive growth trajectory in their viewership/engagement/revenue.

At the very least, Hypebeast should hire some sort of Borra gatekeeping consultant.

He's not really involved in the day-to-day of The Berrics anymore. He's spending a lot of time seeking out influencers to partner with in his new role as chairman at the Berra Institute of Technical Content Harvesting.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: ilchymis on June 24, 2022, 11:43:44 AM
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What level of autonomy do we think Borra has there these days?

As not the majority-stake owner, seems he'd have to clear any marketing/events/literally anything that spends money with someone, right? Show some data? I'm not their target demo by decades now, but I can't imagine much positive growth trajectory in their viewership/engagement/revenue.

At the very least, Hypebeast should hire some sort of Borra gatekeeping consultant.
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He's not really involved in the day-to-day of The Berrics anymore. He's spending a lot of time seeking out influencers to partner with in his new role as chairman at the Berra Institute of Technical Content Harvesting.

Ah yes, I always forget he is chairman of the BITCH board.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on June 24, 2022, 11:57:25 AM
I wonder how much the crowd got paid to be there?

Dianetics test to check your desired state
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: offkilter on June 24, 2022, 11:59:52 AM
He doesn't have much time for the Berrics now that he's been working as a Consultant at the Universal Necessary Technology firm full-time.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on June 24, 2022, 12:58:02 PM
What level of autonomy do we think Borra has there these days?

As not the majority-stake owner, seems he'd have to clear any marketing/events/literally anything that spends money with someone, right? Show some data? I'm not their target demo by decades now, but I can't imagine much positive growth trajectory in their viewership/engagement/revenue.

At the very least, Hypebeast should hire some sort of Borra gatekeeping consultant.
I have it on good authority that borra still steers the ship, and everyone involved with the partnership is kinda scared of him. Every creative decision that seems to reek of lameness? Yes, that's still him. Just look at the bose stuff.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rukes on June 24, 2022, 07:08:31 PM
The worst decision Berra ever made was choosing the Banana Republic suit and not getting in Heath and Jeremy's part in The End.

It's all been uphill from there, no?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: fakie nollie on June 24, 2022, 08:55:11 PM
The worst decision Berra ever made was choosing the Banana Republic suit and not getting in Heath and Jeremy's part in The End.

It's all been uphill from there, no?

He upriver
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: DaveRichardson on July 06, 2022, 02:54:54 AM
The whole finals was wack. P-Rod dropped out due to covid? I HIGHLY doubt it. I imagine he either didn't want to play against Nick Tucker or he was too busy with the Primitive videos premiers in London etc that he didn't have the time or capacity whatever.

Also what's this about John Hill paying 10,000 dollars? Is that the entry fee for everyone?
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 06, 2022, 06:58:19 AM
The whole finals was wack. P-Rod dropped out due to covid? I HIGHLY doubt it.

Prod was ripping beers at CPH and having the time of his life a few days before. Hangovers are a different beast in your 30s.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: rocklobster on July 06, 2022, 07:19:08 AM
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The whole finals was wack. P-Rod dropped out due to covid? I HIGHLY doubt it.
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Prod was ripping beers at CPH and having the time of his life a few days before. Hangovers are a different beast in your 30s.

Dealing with a hangover in your 30s is on par with COVID symptoms, and testing positive is a great get-out-of-social-commitments card to pull.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: BALARGUE on July 06, 2022, 07:54:46 AM
you gotta admit CPH was a gigantic cluster though
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 06, 2022, 08:08:29 AM
That's the whole point of CPH
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Abyss1 on July 07, 2022, 05:48:49 PM
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The whole finals was wack. P-Rod dropped out due to covid? I HIGHLY doubt it.
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Prod was ripping beers at CPH and having the time of his life a few days before. Hangovers are a different beast in your 30s.
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Dealing with a hangover in your Late 30s is on par with COVID symptoms, and testing positive is a great get-out-of-social-commitments card to pull.

Also when you get older you learn to blow off dumb shit to drink beers and have fun with the homies

Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: dannyprovolone on July 07, 2022, 05:53:25 PM
p rod is a genius. he ruined berras finals. the replacement guy is obviously not going to put effort in. plus he didnt have to lose to jamie griffin. clearly a win/win situation.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 07, 2022, 07:38:58 PM
p rod is a genius. he ruined berras finals. the replacement guy is obviously not going to put effort in. plus he didnt have to lose to jamie griffin. clearly a win/win situation.

Sorry to bump this turd again, but… it's obvious P-Rod had no intention of skating the Finals in this hype video filmed a few days prior to the event (@ :50): "I'm confident that it's Jamie griffin's year… as soon as I step in the arena with him it's done. This will be my first time in a Finals that I don't make it past the first round."

That's it, and I promise to not bump this steaming turd again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mEBQSd-2o8
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: InternetDaddy on July 09, 2022, 12:26:38 AM
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p rod is a genius. he ruined berras finals. the replacement guy is obviously not going to put effort in. plus he didnt have to lose to jamie griffin. clearly a win/win situation.
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Sorry to bump this turd again, but… it's obvious P-Rod had no intention of skating the Finals in this hype video filmed a few days prior to the event (@ :50): "I'm confident that it's Jamie griffin's year… as soon as I step in the arena with him it's done. This will be my first time in a Finals that I don't make it past the first round."

That's it, and I promise to not bump this steaming turd again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mEBQSd-2o8

watching this video cracked me up because i saw a vid someone posted here the other day of jeffwonsong explaining away his terrible pop because his foot slipped off one time and he did the splits so now he pops with his foot in the middle of his tail/nose...but PRod has his feet just like that and always properly pops his tricks.

cool to see him wearing the ishods
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Burt Ward on July 09, 2022, 12:40:17 AM
Steve Berra literally ruined my life.

 Been rocking ankle socks my whole life whenever wearing shorts. Many people have told me how nice my legs are to keep rocking that look. Steve Berra ruined my life . After seeing that clip of him months ago wearing ankle socks . Most disgusting thing I ever seen , will never wear ankle socks again .

Fuck you , Steve Berra. Know you’re reading this

He did you a favour
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Uncle Flea on July 09, 2022, 05:29:12 AM
I love Paul. I forgot that I love Paul. He should do more interviews and shit outside of skateboarding.

I feel like if pros were like fishing lures for brands Paul is like the best flavor. He’s going to bring all the sweetest people in the world to skateboarding.

Im glad he has his own brand.
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: i used to skate on July 10, 2022, 08:27:05 AM
Finals are up on YouTube
Title: Re: BATB12
Post by: Mr.Jenkins on July 10, 2022, 08:42:28 AM
Finals are up on YouTube

No thanks.