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Title: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: JohnOakley on June 20, 2021, 12:48:25 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQWpO1HBgaI/?utm_medium=copy_link

Brian Wenning has a cane. Discuss.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Pete on June 20, 2021, 12:57:52 PM
doc shoppin aint what it used to be damn. better need a mf cane if you want anything stronger than advil lol amirite or amirite fellas iykyk



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Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: switchfrontshuv on June 20, 2021, 12:58:04 PM
could be injured chill
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 20, 2021, 12:59:05 PM
John Hammond cosplay
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: boi-cuzudo on June 20, 2021, 12:59:23 PM
wishing him a fast recovery from whatever injury it is
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: non-playable character on June 20, 2021, 01:32:00 PM
drip
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on June 20, 2021, 01:35:03 PM
My first reaction was that it was a John Hammond reference. I’m way too into Jurassic Park, I’ve probably seen it more than any movie ever. See user name
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: RichardBarkley on June 20, 2021, 01:42:13 PM
My first reaction was that it was a John Hammond reference. I’m way too into Jurassic Park, I’ve probably seen it more than any movie ever. See user name

Lol Same

Glad to see it isn't only me
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on June 20, 2021, 01:44:43 PM
Yeah it’s probably just a souvenir he bought there.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: duniwayRobber on June 20, 2021, 01:47:09 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/vdCXhkZ.png)
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Freelancevagrant on June 20, 2021, 01:57:27 PM
Clever girl.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on June 20, 2021, 02:09:13 PM
So preoccupied with whether he could do it for the culture he didn’t stop to think whether he should do it for the culture
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on June 20, 2021, 02:34:45 PM
Do it for the cane.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on June 20, 2021, 02:38:06 PM
Insta profile says he’s getting hip surgery soon. Hope dude heals up and blesses the people with a switch tre soon.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: sometimeperhaps on June 20, 2021, 02:39:00 PM
He’s also writing a book apparently.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: moneen on June 20, 2021, 02:50:32 PM
nah he just found a cool stick when out walking. don't tell me you've never found a cool stick.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Ric Leonetti on June 20, 2021, 02:52:05 PM
Citizen Wenning
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Tuff Lover on June 20, 2021, 03:30:50 PM
https://youtu.be/p5Ed_vCOKY4
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Mariatorresflores on June 20, 2021, 03:31:59 PM
no need for stylin' here, a perfect blend of obtuse subject matter's already present. Impeccable mise en scene. This is what slap is really for. Get well soon Brian.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Yonnycage on June 20, 2021, 03:33:45 PM
Dude shoulda probably used all that gas station bathroom floor money for medical insurance
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on June 20, 2021, 03:50:46 PM
All the animals in Jurassic Park are female, we've engineered them that way, strictly for the culture.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Grip Jobs on June 20, 2021, 03:59:06 PM
In Brooklyn and parts of jersey everyone rocks a cane.
Then you hear the train coming, muthafucker runnin faster than you.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Craig Lutzka on June 20, 2021, 04:16:28 PM
Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's cane.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on June 20, 2021, 04:21:28 PM
Double negative makes a positive son.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on June 20, 2021, 04:57:11 PM
It’s not a cane it’s a staff
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 20, 2021, 05:03:17 PM
All the animals in Jurassic Park are female, we've engineered them that way, strictly for the culture.

What the movie didn’t explain that the book did is that frog dna doesn’t establish a gender until much later on than usual, which is how they discovered hatched eggs inside the park
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: ZeroSk81999 on June 20, 2021, 05:24:01 PM
i'm 33 and i have to go around with a cane b.c i have extreme pain trying to stand up from sitting or laying without it. but i dont necessarily need it to walk and i can skate too because once im standing up and moving around im good. but if i sit down somewhere im fucked unless i have it or someone to help me. maybe that happened to him. count your blessing it can happen to you too.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: veritas on June 20, 2021, 05:58:49 PM
Insta profile says he’s getting hip surgery soon. Hope dude heals up and blesses the people with a switch tre soon.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: Uh Oh on June 20, 2021, 06:06:00 PM
God bless you Brian Wenning. May you heal inshallah.
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: dannyprovolone on June 20, 2021, 06:09:49 PM
It’s not a cane it’s a staff

It’s his percocet staff

For the culture
Title: Re: Brian Wenning of unassisted walking
Post by: EdLawndale on June 20, 2021, 06:12:33 PM
i'm 33 and i have to go around with a cane b.c i have extreme pain trying to stand up from sitting or laying without it. but i dont necessarily need it to walk and i can skate too because once im standing up and moving around im good. but if i sit down somewhere im fucked unless i have it or someone to help me. maybe that happened to him. count your blessing it can happen to you too.

That sounds tough, man. Sorry that has happened to you at such a young age. I bought a retractable cane and used it for a period after injuring my leg...but having to rely on a cane permanently sounds very unpleasant. Hope you find a way to relieve yourself of the pain.