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Title: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: notobigassboards on July 25, 2021, 04:48:37 AM
Feel free to contribute:
When pros flood their skate videos with hijinks instead of impressive skateboarding.
When pros take an obviously lame endorsement deal instead of a cool one, making skateboarding look bad.
When skate brands do collaborations with big brands that do not contribute to our equipment needs.
When pros upload skate photos but its just them posing, no skateboarding.
When skate mags show a girl skater that's cute, skates cute and belongs in its own genre of skate called cute beginner skateboarding for poser marketing. 
When industry plant skaters just cause they are youtube millionaires start to appear in the skate world, what an eye sore.
When skate brands start to show us street skater pros with bigger boards and less tech tricks.
When skate brands deactivate the comment section cause they know they are the comments against them are right and they are wrong.

Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 25, 2021, 05:56:49 AM
you’re over 35
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on July 25, 2021, 06:10:20 AM
You could edit down those Illegal Civ videos to under 10 minutes and they would still be horrible.

90% of those videos are guys in the background trying to over shadow the person actually skating, look at that clip of midler into the carwash bank its pure cringe.

Its going to be fun watching them fade into obscurity
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: JimGeko on July 25, 2021, 06:12:53 AM
Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2021, 07:08:23 AM
Ur 2 p00sey 2 ride BIG boards with the BIG boys
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: lampshade on July 25, 2021, 08:40:32 AM
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: MaXX_I-D on July 25, 2021, 08:57:26 AM
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
I was really confused until I looked at the list again.

Boo can go on the other black list too.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: MaXX_I-D on July 25, 2021, 09:21:06 AM
ok big boy, do a flip in flip out combo
You saying you got flip in flip out shit?

I gave an example of what I was expecting as a response, list of lame actions, not names or anything racist. I use to like Gershon, and 3 of my local skate heroes we're black.
Did you just pull the I have black friends card?
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: baaaaaaguette on July 25, 2021, 09:35:53 AM
Feel free to contribute:
When pros flood their skate videos with hijinks instead of impressive skateboarding.
When pros take an obviously lame endorsement deal instead of a cool one, making skateboarding look bad.
When skate brands do collaborations with big brands that do not contribute to our equipment needs.
When pros upload skate photos but its just them posing, no skateboarding.
When skate mags show a girl skater that's cute, skates cute and belongs in its own genre of skate called cute beginner skateboarding for poser marketing. 
When industry plant skaters just cause they are youtube millionaires start to appear in the skate world, what an eye sore.
When skate brands start to show us street skater pros with bigger boards and less tech tricks.
When skate brands deactivate the comment section cause they know they are the comments against them are right and they are wrong.

U h8 ur life dont u
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 25, 2021, 09:42:36 AM
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Low standards on July 25, 2021, 10:24:48 AM
I thought this was going to be about Patrick Kigongo's Black List.. how foolish
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Jean-Ralphio Zaperstein on July 25, 2021, 10:33:44 AM
the big boys? lol  you mean minions? can't tell one from the other.  ok big boy, do a flip in flip out combo, gets exhausted just by shuv it hahahahaha  with your colorful griptape graphic hahahaha when you're not even artsy, you're just fake...   you're not even worthy for a game of skate, you boring ass poser.  big boards are for people that need the excuse that its a big board so that they feel that their low 180 is somehow tech impressive.   ;D

love it, please write more
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: MaXX_I-D on July 25, 2021, 10:39:00 AM
I thought this was going to be about Patrick Kigongo's Black List.. how foolish
Fuck that dude
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Some dude on July 25, 2021, 10:40:45 AM
SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.


missed a couple important ones
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Some dude on July 25, 2021, 10:42:05 AM
I gave an example of what I was expecting as a response, list of lame actions, not names or anything racist. I use to like Gershon, and 3 of my local skate heroes we're black.


Well..these lists of “lame actions” have been made many times before

I would argue you could put making this list on the list
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on July 25, 2021, 01:40:44 PM
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Dwyck on July 25, 2021, 02:03:58 PM
it is funny to imagine these guys watching a Ville Wester clip and crying their eyes out
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: ndsr on July 25, 2021, 06:11:07 PM
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SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
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missed a couple important ones
Steve Steadham and Ron Allen!
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Lou Strux on July 25, 2021, 08:53:24 PM
Can OP shut the fuck up about their dinky little feet & skinny decks already?
Take your 6 accounts over to the Shoes & Gear bloard & get with some of your own homies.
You’re not alone here, ya’ goof, you’re just standing on the wrong street corner with your PTSD megaphone.
Go HERE (click link below) to be amongst your people.
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=113159.0

Also, I’d like to apologize in advance to the many excellent PALS that frequent the <7.5” thread for pointing this nudnik your way, but what else could I do?
It was either y’all, or the rest of us.
I’m genuinely sorry; I’ll tell your next of kin that you fought bravely.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Uncle Jeffrey on July 25, 2021, 09:50:57 PM
What constitutes a big ass board to gatekeeping jackwads these days?

My guess is anything over 8.25
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: ColorWheelsGraphicsOut on July 25, 2021, 10:30:03 PM
Anything under 8.5 is manlet status
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DCLOVE on July 26, 2021, 12:27:59 AM
Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: SkateKitten on July 26, 2021, 12:29:10 AM
[I want SkateMoss for 2024 Olympics.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: JimGeko on July 26, 2021, 01:14:29 AM
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
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I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Shuh on July 26, 2021, 01:57:18 AM
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
[close]

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
[close]

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?

You could just unfollow her on Instagram thats what I did,
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: NowhereInLife on July 26, 2021, 02:21:04 AM
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SAD
Harold Hunter
Al Davis
Isod
Zion
Ray Barbee
Clyde Singleton
Stevie Williams
Boo Johnson
Jeron
Chris Pastras
"Peanut" Brown
'Reem Campbell
Karl Watson

- That was just off the top of my head.
[close]


missed a couple important ones
[close]
Steve Steadham and Ron Allen!
Big Candy
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: JimGeko on July 26, 2021, 02:42:53 AM
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Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
[close]

I’m all for hating on everyone and everything . But Skatemoss genuinely loves skating and tries to get better and is excited about. She’s a really nice person I fuck with her.
[close]

Yes but she is a beginner skateboarder getting worldwide exposure (nineclub interview etc.). How, why? Do all beginner female skateboarder deserve this attention?
[close]

You could just unfollow her on Instagram thats what I did,

yeah. I don't follow her.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Dante Bichette on July 26, 2021, 04:13:52 AM
This site is a fucking fever dream
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Paperclip20 on July 26, 2021, 04:24:24 AM
Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick

I do because I have big feet and small PP
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: dofrenzy on July 26, 2021, 06:21:39 AM
I skate 8.75 because it feels good for me skating transition.  My feet and penis are average size but if I part my pubes just right and use some product my penis looks very successful.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Hinna on July 26, 2021, 08:37:33 AM
al davis the rapist
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 03:43:57 AM
Well besides the fact that I wipe my ass with the "bible of our sport"...  excuse me as I skip the church of "skate" and their bs. skateboarding is an art, not a sport, not a propaganda machine, religion, cult or street life enthusiast thinking the 80s skate era is back via an entourage affect propaganda war, thinking they're maids with all the washing of brains, the most famous skateboarders skates ugly AF lol.  the olympics reduced skateboarding to stunt man hand rails and posh skate coarse.  The olympics of skateboarding would have actually looked more like, flip in nose manual flip out tricks first try, big spin combos are good too, 360 in and out I'm not that into unless there's a flip in it.  It should have been about how tech we can get, also how creative we can get with real urban street terrain.  we could have had a very impressive showing with just a curb down the street, that is real street skateboarding, not a skatepark with uniforms lol, that grandma colorway though... lol street tech skaters is a group you'll never understand, look a ramp, does a backflip, wow... tech lol               
"Lets dumb down skateboarding", "alert alert, skateboarding is too smart for us." "quick!, bribe them all" lol
List your favorite skate mags that doesn't start with the letter T:
are there any good ones anymore? plus I know a good computer forensic scientist and his sister is one tough lawyer that can gather a nice lawsuit against any company thinking they can bully consumers with reviews. the bible of our sport? you mean the wizard of "OZ" of our artform. how many kids don't get into skateboarding cause the goth kids decided to add a 666 code for carelessness, just to be edgy, ok...., well this is what caring looks like, skateboarding was birthed from caring but you hate skateboarding, you just want money, right? The business of skateboarding has been getting in the way of skateboarding from expressing itself, isn't that ridiculously ironic?
When you know people that skate better than whoever is in the "In" group on the cover... who cares about merit, favoritism never wasted any tape on a international skate video...  don't get butt hurt over opinions now, skateboarding is for free thinkers and that will never change.   
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: MaXX_I-D on July 27, 2021, 03:56:50 AM
Well besides the fact that I wipe my ass with the "bible of our sport"...  excuse me as I skip the church of "skate" and their bs. skateboarding is an art, not a sport, not a propaganda machine, religion, cult or street life enthusiast thinking the 80s skate era is back via an entourage affect propaganda war, thinking they're maids with all the washing of brains, the most famous skateboarders skates ugly AF lol.  the olympics reduced skateboarding to stunt man hand rails and posh skate coarse.  The olympics of skateboarding would have actually looked more like, flip in nose manual flip out tricks first try, big spin combos are good too, 360 in and out I'm not that into unless there's a flip in it.  It should have been about how tech we can get, also how creative we can get with real urban street terrain.  we could have had a very impressive showing with just a curb down the street, that is real street skateboarding, not a skatepark with uniforms lol, that grandma colorway though... lol street tech skaters is a group you'll never understand, look a ramp, does a backflip, wow... tech lol               
"Lets dumb down skateboarding", "alert alert, skateboarding is too smart for us." "quick!, bribe them all" lol
List your favorite skate mags that doesn't start with the letter T:
are there any good ones anymore? plus I know a good computer forensic scientist and his sister is one tough lawyer that can gather a nice lawsuit against any company thinking they can bully consumers with reviews. the bible of our sport? you mean the wizard of "OZ" of our artform. how many kids don't get into skateboarding cause the goth kids decided to add a 666 code for carelessness, just to be edgy, ok...., well this is what caring looks like, skateboarding was birthed from caring but you hate skateboarding, you just want money, right? The business of skateboarding has been getting in the way of skateboarding from expressing itself, isn't that ridiculously ironic?
When you know people that skate better than whoever is in the "In" group on the cover... who cares about merit, favoritism never wasted any tape on a international skate video...  don't get butt hurt over opinions now, skateboarding is for free thinkers and that will never change.   
You made a new account just for this?
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 04:12:18 AM
If you were a victim, I encourage anyone, male or female to drop names on here: time to be brave for the sake of our skate world (skaters of all ages depend on your voice, if you own a skateboard, you are apart of the skate world, say something, you are safe and protected now.  break through the barrier. and to whoever dropped a name, you are true skate punk, fuck yeah.

   
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 27, 2021, 05:49:47 AM
i’m a victim of your terrible posting
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Omars_Dad on July 27, 2021, 05:50:30 AM
this will be unpopular...i don't think skate moss deserves all the hate she gets. i understood it a few years ago but she seems to skate a lot and keeps progressing, can't hate on that too much
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 06:09:34 AM
Well besides the fact that I wipe my ass with the "bible of our sport"...  excuse me as I skip the church of "skate" and their bs. skateboarding is an art, not a sport, not a propaganda machine, religion, cult or street life enthusiast thinking the 80s skate era is back via an entourage affect propaganda war, thinking they're maids with all the washing of brains, the most famous skateboarders skates ugly AF lol.  the olympics reduced skateboarding to stunt man hand rails and posh skate coarse.  The olympics of skateboarding would have actually looked more like, flip in nose manual flip out tricks first try, big spin combos are good too, 360 in and out I'm not that into unless there's a flip in it.  It should have been about how tech we can get, also how creative we can get with real urban street terrain.  we could have had a very impressive showing with just a curb down the street, that is real street skateboarding, not a skatepark with uniforms lol, that grandma colorway though... lol street tech skaters is a group you'll never understand, look a ramp, does a backflip, wow... tech lol               
"Lets dumb down skateboarding", "alert alert, skateboarding is too smart for us." "quick!, bribe them all" lol
List your favorite skate mags that doesn't start with the letter T:
are there any good ones anymore? plus I know a good computer forensic scientist and his sister is one tough lawyer that can gather a nice lawsuit against any company thinking they can bully consumers with reviews. the bible of our sport? you mean the wizard of "OZ" of our artform. how many kids don't get into skateboarding cause the goth kids decided to add a 666 code for carelessness, just to be edgy, ok...., well this is what caring looks like, skateboarding was birthed from caring but you hate skateboarding, you just want money, right? The business of skateboarding has been getting in the way of skateboarding from expressing itself, isn't that ridiculously ironic?
When you know people that skate better than whoever is in the "In" group on the cover... who cares about merit, favoritism never wasted any tape on a international skate video...  don't get butt hurt over opinions now, skateboarding is for free thinkers and that will never change.   

Lowcard you imbecile

It's a new account every time I visit, piggy. Your point is?   

Are you that cooked that you forget the email and password of your previous account every time you post?
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: flippy lippy on July 27, 2021, 06:18:12 AM
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Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick
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More like cuz you need an excuse not to pop your tricks
U increase the font size on ur phone too? Cards did it on a 7.5
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 06:20:51 AM
you play with cards that are rigged, lost balance to habits of abuse.

Best street tech skateboarders that should get more spot light:
#1. Leo Baker  I am glad I was able to correct this, we accept and respect who you are.  that nollie inward heel looking polished, manny tech flip combos, the way street tech was intended (:
#2: add whoever you think could be on the same boat, I know at least 5 more but I want to see who else is mentioned and if they can with a straight face.  I remember when no young skaters cared about politics, I blame the 9-11 aftermath sequence and families on moonshine thinking they are keyboard soldiers when they are just posers hurting our scene online cause they think they can shape our political views when they are the ones getting influenced by us, realizing how pathetic their existence is where they don't belong, don't you got some "all gas no breaks" show to embarrass yourself on?     
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 06:25:28 AM
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Nah i skate big boards cause i got big ass feet and a big ass dick
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More like cuz you need an excuse not to pop your tricks
U increase the font size on ur phone too? Cards did it on a 7.5

Good for cards, however I'm not him and I'm also not insane enough to try and mctwist in the snow. I'm perfectly happy popping on my wide boards
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: flippy lippy on July 27, 2021, 06:32:37 AM
you play with cards that are rigged, lost balance to habits of abuse.

Best non-male street tech skateboarders:
#1: Alexis Sablone
#2. Leo Baker
#3: add however you think could be on the same boat, I know at least 5 more but I want to see who else is mentioned and if they can with a straight face

Bruh Leo Baker is male
Arin, Jamie Reyes, adrianne sloboh, rayessa, poe pinson
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 06:33:28 AM
influencers are just the fashion world's idea of hacking the skate world for profit, butchering our aesthetic, skateboarding is not a crime, influencers are lol 
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Mariatorresflores on July 27, 2021, 06:34:55 AM
you play with cards that are rigged, lost balance to habits of abuse.

Best non-male street tech skateboarders:
#1: Alexis Sablone
#2. Leo Baker
#3: add however you think could be on the same boat, I know at least 5 more but I want to see who else is mentioned and if they can with a straight face

Dude's trying to get kooked hard. Don't start of so thirsty man,  it's unflattering.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 07:32:46 AM
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you play with cards that are rigged, lost balance to habits of abuse.

Best non-male street tech skateboarders:
#1: Alexis Sablone
#2. Leo Baker
#3: add however you think could be on the same boat, I know at least 5 more but I want to see who else is mentioned and if they can with a straight face
[close]

Dude's trying to get kooked hard. Don't start of so thirsty man,  it's unflattering.

This is account 4 for him. Each one worse than the last
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 08:08:30 AM
did sweet pete grow a stash? taking your pickings still at your old highschool... we know why you don't like this list.   ::)
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 08:15:17 AM
did sweet pete grow a stash? taking your pickings still at your old highschool... we know why you don't like this list.   ::)

I have no idea what you're getting at, probably that I'm a wooderson type character that hangs around the high school? You're the one who is bringing up your skate accomplishments from decades ago like that means anything
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: escape scientology. love on July 27, 2021, 08:52:15 AM
 8) yep and this exposes you  further as a poser since you have never seen the skate movie I am referring to.  consider yourself completely discredited, industry plant.  go roll away in your inline skates LOL
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 27, 2021, 08:57:26 AM
you have outed yourself as an industry plant for not
consuming enough skateboard media
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: escape scientology. love on July 27, 2021, 09:09:45 AM
you have outed yourself from the true skate community, not someone's fishbowl for profit, for not consuming classic skate media strictly 90s and 2000s and after that, you obviously don't skate, we'll still be able to size up a fake after you adapt.  you just outed yourself for always being his backup, they assign you in pairs, like cops.  ::)
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 09:23:40 AM
8) yep and this exposes you  further as a poser since you have never seen the skate movie I am referring to.  consider yourself completely discredited, industry plant.  go roll away in your inline skates LOL

Account 5 has appeared, guess you can't get banned if you keep making a newer, more stupid account every day.
And damn, i haven't seen a movie, guess i can't ride a skateboard to the bank to cash this very large illuminati/wide board cabal check that just came in the mail 
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: MaXX_I-D on July 27, 2021, 10:25:42 AM
This is getting sad. I hope you are doing well mentally.
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: boi-cuzudo on July 27, 2021, 11:07:47 AM
OP do you like Cariuma?
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Loki700 on July 27, 2021, 11:37:14 AM
This thread is so bad I think OP gave me cancer
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: cky enthusiast on July 27, 2021, 12:05:28 PM
you have outed yourself from the true skate community, not someone's fishbowl for profit, for not consuming classic skate media strictly 90s and 2000s and after that, you obviously don't skate, we'll still be able to size up a fake after you adapt.  you just outed yourself for always being his backup, they assign you in pairs, like cops.  ::)

i kissed a girl and i liked it

the taste of her cherry chapstick
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 12:18:21 PM
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you have outed yourself from the true skate community, not someone's fishbowl for profit, for not consuming classic skate media strictly 90s and 2000s and after that, you obviously don't skate, we'll still be able to size up a fake after you adapt.  you just outed yourself for always being his backup, they assign you in pairs, like cops.  ::)
[close]

i kissed a girl and i liked it

the taste of her cherry chapstick

It felt so wrong
It felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: ndsr on July 27, 2021, 01:50:38 PM
I skate 8.75 because it feels good for me skating transition.  My feet and penis are average size but if I part my pubes just right and use some product my penis looks very successful.
Gnarred, successful penis images helps build self confidence!  I’ve been told by several lovers it’s not the size that matters it’s how successful the penis can be
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on July 27, 2021, 02:24:09 PM
Can you define "Street Skateboarding Community" and how the votes are tallied.   
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 04:03:19 PM
DaleSr, you are a pig with wings, not an eagle and definitely not a street tech skateboarder, don't get it twisted, Macy flips lol 
Title: Re: The Street Skateboarding Community's Black List:
Post by: conqueso on July 27, 2021, 04:08:17 PM
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Well besides the fact that I wipe my ass with the "bible of our sport"...  excuse me as I skip the church of "skate" and their bs. skateboarding is an art, not a sport, not a propaganda machine, religion, cult or street life enthusiast thinking the 80s skate era is back via an entourage affect propaganda war, thinking they're maids with all the washing of brains, the most famous skateboarders skates ugly AF lol.  the olympics reduced skateboarding to stunt man hand rails and posh skate coarse.  The olympics of skateboarding would have actually looked more like, flip in nose manual flip out tricks first try, big spin combos are good too, 360 in and out I'm not that into unless there's a flip in it.  It should have been about how tech we can get, also how creative we can get with real urban street terrain.  we could have had a very impressive showing with just a curb down the street, that is real street skateboarding, not a skatepark with uniforms lol, that grandma colorway though... lol street tech skaters is a group you'll never understand, look a ramp, does a backflip, wow... tech lol               
"Lets dumb down skateboarding", "alert alert, skateboarding is too smart for us." "quick!, bribe them all" lol
List your favorite skate mags that doesn't start with the letter T:
are there any good ones anymore? plus I know a good computer forensic scientist and his sister is one tough lawyer that can gather a nice lawsuit against any company thinking they can bully consumers with reviews. the bible of our sport? you mean the wizard of "OZ" of our artform. how many kids don't get into skateboarding cause the goth kids decided to add a 666 code for carelessness, just to be edgy, ok...., well this is what caring looks like, skateboarding was birthed from caring but you hate skateboarding, you just want money, right? The business of skateboarding has been getting in the way of skateboarding from expressing itself, isn't that ridiculously ironic?
When you know people that skate better than whoever is in the "In" group on the cover... who cares about merit, favoritism never wasted any tape on a international skate video...  don't get butt hurt over opinions now, skateboarding is for free thinkers and that will never change.   
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You made a new account just for this?

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Post by: Hinna on July 27, 2021, 04:10:21 PM
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Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 04:21:49 PM
DaleSr, you are a pig with wings, not an eagle and definitely not a street tech skateboarder, don't get it twisted, Macy flips lol

Hell yeah, i eat trash, am super smart and i can fucking fly. Eat my dust ground dweller
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 04:45:29 PM
by smart, you mean a conformist chicken shit.  ground dweller? pigs with wings can't fly, no matter how hard they try.  you the ground dweller as I 360 flip higher than you have ever ollied over your bum ass fronting  like you got paid from a BK wifi spot.  lol
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Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 04:50:15 PM
I'd address you by name, but you already doxxed yourself for some reason and you keep changing your handle, so i guess i won't. Prove it you coward. Go post in https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=10272.0 (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=10272.0) and show us all how much you rip. Or you can keep telling us stories about how Chad Tim Tim gave you a high five one time
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 04:52:34 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rtlq6txDDQ you watching too much tv and play with too many Gifs, I laughed at you kid.
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Post by: Lou Strux on July 27, 2021, 04:54:20 PM
Uh-oh… looks like big boy, PTSD military brat, cut onion is going to have to show & prove.
Getting the popcorn ready for this head high three-flip I keep hearing about.
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Post by: CHONGO on July 27, 2021, 05:01:11 PM
Nigel
Neen
Jagger Eaton
Rilie’s Dad
Andy Mac
Blodney
Illegal civ (all)
SkateMoss

Just a few to kick it off.
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 05:01:39 PM
you didn't even know who sweet pete is, thats from a classic from our skate culture, you lil political minion.  see the thing with these follower types that play it safe and really do absolutely nothing for the nourishment of skateboarding just here to distract but I am way past your rating. I don't need to speak of my skateboarding, you don't define shit, and you are not confident enough to ever even get close to what a real skateboarder is, you are a follower, following another follower.
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Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 05:09:28 PM
you didn't even know who sweet pete is, thats from a classic from our skate culture, you lil political minion.  see the thing with these follower types that play it safe and really do absolutely nothing for the nourishment of skateboarding just here to distract but I am way past your rating. I don't need to speak of my skateboarding, you don't define shit, and you are not confident enough to ever even get close to what a real skateboarder is, you are a follower, following another follower.

So? Post a tre flip coward
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 05:10:00 PM
look, I can get into how much I can confuse lame cool stuff for cottonelle with aloe all you want, people saying annoying stuff all the time.  how many bumps does it take to realize that you don't control shit?     
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 05:15:57 PM
post your illuminati check, I ain't here for showing off.  fuck my skateboarding, fuck fame.  I am here to vent the truth, thats it. you know where to find me if you got something to prove.     
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Post by: DaleSr on July 27, 2021, 05:17:17 PM
look, I can get into how much I can confuse lame cool stuff for cottonelle with aloe all you want, people saying annoying stuff all the time.  how many bumps does it take to realize that you don't control shit?     

You're not worth anymore time

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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 27, 2021, 05:27:51 PM
is that your dominatrix bf? how heavy metal lol sorry but you do not type fast enough or know enough about skateboarding to call yourself smart and the term nerd is celebrated in our group, not your online matrix of trolls.  I sentence you to education and wait for my next topic. you specifically, are gonna hate it.   ;)
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Post by: cky enthusiast on July 27, 2021, 06:21:07 PM
post a tre coward
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Post by: c-dock on July 27, 2021, 06:50:53 PM
Lost a lot of brain cells from skimming through this thread
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 27, 2021, 07:45:29 PM
I remember way back when I was landing my first 360 flips, a current coach of the olympic team would tell me mockingly, wow, now you're pro and chuckled, just keep skateboarding and some day someone will discover ya if you're good(worst advise ever.)  I have never even seen him land a 360 flip in my life.  vert skaters... 
people here making demands as if they hold any power, hush minions. 
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Post by: Lou Strux on July 27, 2021, 08:04:14 PM
I’m guessing this means that we’ll be waiting until Mashiach gets here, (or longer) before we get to see any of this bozo’s 5 different SLAP personas bust a trezor on film for us.
Im coming down on the @DaleSr & @camp chill yourself side of the fence here.
Post a tre fuccboi, or chill with the braggage & threat talk.
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Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on July 27, 2021, 09:21:33 PM
Everyone not named Fred Gall
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 28, 2021, 02:44:18 AM
You are meaningless to my relationship with skateboarding.  I have nothing to prove to you because you hold nothing but a delusion of authority. and isn't a simple tre kind of basic for you guys to get all excited over?  you posers are annoying, have fun with your lame ass fencing lol take it however you want. I got pros dads that's given me props for how I skate, I make you insecure, not the other way around, now show me what you got, other than having to group up cause you're too weak.   
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Post by: Loki700 on July 28, 2021, 04:48:09 AM
you didn't even know who sweet pete is, thats from a classic from our skate culture, you lil political minion.  see the thing with these follower types that play it safe and really do absolutely nothing for the nourishment of skateboarding just here to distract but I am way past your rating. I don't need to speak of my skateboarding, you don't define shit, and you are not confident enough to ever even get close to what a real skateboarder is, you are a follower, following another follower.

Dude, name every single pro that’s ever existed between 1990 and yesterday from memory.

Failure to do so shows you lack any authority or knowledge of skateboarding and you’re a true poser.
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Post by: Swithflip on July 28, 2021, 05:01:58 AM
I skte in 8 and my dick is 20 cm
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Post by: botefdunn on July 28, 2021, 06:12:00 AM
op starts a thread about "street skating" then talks exclusively about skateboarding as a consumer experience...
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 28, 2021, 06:24:37 AM
this is like capcom vs marvel, 1 vs 3. lol    ;D  don't be a sore loser now.  this is for everyone not just for you.  game of skate, winner gets the persons skateboard, flip tricks only if you're not a poser, 1 vs 3.  take the L like all that have tried against me in this state.   

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Post by: cky enthusiast on July 28, 2021, 06:32:14 AM
shut up, post a tre
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Post by: Loki700 on July 28, 2021, 06:35:00 AM
this is like capcom vs marvel, 1 vs 3. lol    ;D  don't be a sore loser now.  this is for everyone not just for you.  game of skate, winner gets the persons skateboard, flip tricks only if you're not a poser, 1 vs 3.  take the L like all that have tried against me in this state.
You’ve proven yourself to not be an authority and to be a real poser.  Later.
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 28, 2021, 06:44:38 AM
this place is lame because of you.  ganging up, I'd throw your skateboards in the trash cause it would be counterproductive to give your walmart boards to kids.  fact is, you guys are too old, dumb and obvious.  I'm sure you are well behaved and obey orders like the lil bitch that you are, yeah, I'm a poser that knows that swiss bearings used to be sold for 20. dollars on CCS.  I'm a poser that knows a lot more that will really annoy you if you think you can gang up on me with your "snakes".
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 28, 2021, 06:57:04 AM
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My favorite scene, next to the one where Paulie pulls an AK47 out of a tiramisu
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 28, 2021, 07:06:26 AM
got a photo ready but this intimidation attempt game you try, you need to stop, for real.  you are playing on a two way street ;)
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Post by: skatemagmonopolytophat on July 28, 2021, 08:46:02 AM
ipath had stash pockets, super comfy and long lasting, we put function over fashion, thats why you hate us and try to change us.
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Post by: DaleSr on July 28, 2021, 08:48:13 AM
ipath had stash pockets, super comfy and long lasting, we put function over fashion, thats why you hate us and try to change us.

Did you design the ipath with the stash pocket or is your identity that wrapped up in something someone else did?
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Post by: JimGeko on July 28, 2021, 09:23:28 AM
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ipath had stash pockets, super comfy and long lasting, we put function over fashion, thats why you hate us and try to change us.
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Did you design the ipath with the stash pocket or is your identity that wrapped up in something someone else did?

haha. the stash pocket was a shitty gimmick. iPath were absolutely fashion over function because they didn't function well as skate shoes. hahaha
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Post by: muntcuscle on July 28, 2021, 09:35:46 AM
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Post by: sk8boarding is puzzle art on July 28, 2021, 02:46:24 PM
I am leaving Slap for good.  learn some new skate tricks, don't waste all your time online.   go skate!
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Post by: cky enthusiast on July 28, 2021, 04:58:30 PM
I am leaving Slap for good.  learn some new skate tricks, don't waste all your time online.   go skate!

don’t tell me what to do
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Post by: Lou Strux on July 28, 2021, 06:36:57 PM
I am leaving Slap for good.  learn some new skate tricks, don't waste all your time online.   go skate!
Real talk; you gonna take your other 5 accounts with you?