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Title: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on August 04, 2021, 10:45:18 PM
I didn’t see one, so I’m starting one
I’m a diehard wrestling fan, and I know that there’s some other fans here too (has to be, it’s mostly a sausage fest here)

A couple topics to talk about
The Bray Wyatt release.
One word: moronic


Matt Cardona (Zack Ryder) in deathmatches, a video game scenario come to life. I’m still baffled by that one
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 05, 2021, 08:34:47 AM
I started a wrestling thread years ago, it might still exist somewhere on here, but definitely welcome to a new one. WWE is a damn shit show right now.

I could've done without The Fiend, but Bray Wyatt the cult leader from the swamp with Harper and Rowan was bad ass. The firefly funhouse had some great moments too.

Surprisingly, the two things I actually like are fucking Reginald and Baron Corbin.

AEW on the other hand....... so much good going on over there. Jericho and Juventud last night was OK. Judas Effect off the top rope was really nice.

Cody Rhodes got his fucking head kicked off last night and it was great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Hinna on August 05, 2021, 08:48:29 AM
someone here speaks exclusively in wrestling gifs he would like this
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on August 05, 2021, 05:45:17 PM
someone here speaks exclusively in wrestling gifs he would like this

he is now my favorite slap pal
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on August 05, 2021, 05:47:16 PM
I started a wrestling thread years ago, it might still exist somewhere on here, but definitely welcome to a new one. WWE is a damn shit show right now.

I could've done without The Fiend, but Bray Wyatt the cult leader from the swamp with Harper and Rowan was bad ass. The firefly funhouse had some great moments too.

Surprisingly, the two things I actually like are fucking Reginald and Baron Corbin.

AEW on the other hand....... so much good going on over there. Jericho and Juventud last night was OK. Judas Effect off the top rope was really nice.

Cody Rhodes got his fucking head kicked off last night and it was great.

WWE is a joke nowadays, I just keep up with news and watch the old classics on Peacock and DVDs. I keep up with AEW news as well but where I have no cable (streaming services only) I cant watch weekly unless they have some kind of TNT on demand
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kaiju Foster on August 06, 2021, 06:48:30 AM
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I started a wrestling thread years ago, it might still exist somewhere on here, but definitely welcome to a new one. WWE is a damn shit show right now.

I could've done without The Fiend, but Bray Wyatt the cult leader from the swamp with Harper and Rowan was bad ass. The firefly funhouse had some great moments too.

Surprisingly, the two things I actually like are fucking Reginald and Baron Corbin.

AEW on the other hand....... so much good going on over there. Jericho and Juventud last night was OK. Judas Effect off the top rope was really nice.

Cody Rhodes got his fucking head kicked off last night and it was great.
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WWE is a joke nowadays, I just keep up with news and watch the old classics on Peacock and DVDs. I keep up with AEW news as well but where I have no cable (streaming services only) I cant watch weekly unless they have some kind of TNT on demand

It’s pretty easy to find a livestream of them online somewhere when they air each week, that’s how my brother keeps up. Just gotta search around a little bit.

I was always more of an old-school ECW and FMW guy myself, but I fuck with AEW and shit here and there, as well. Moxley has been dope since his indie/deathmatch days.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on August 06, 2021, 06:51:53 AM
In the late 80s, early 90s, my great grandmother used to watch WWF on her TV in the kitchen, while eating oreos, yelling and cursing and the wrestlers on screen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sila on August 06, 2021, 08:28:59 AM
I actually just read Bret Hart's book and am more of a fan after doing so. I watch some AEW, NJPW, and check out matches of smaller promotions from around the world. It's only been in the last year that i've started watching again since the mid 00's and i'm loving it.

Like skateboarding, there's just so much stuff to keep up with if you're a die hard fan. I'm appreciating it much more as an adult. What a unique, hilarious, and beautiful art form.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 06, 2021, 10:58:27 AM
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I started a wrestling thread years ago, it might still exist somewhere on here, but definitely welcome to a new one. WWE is a damn shit show right now.

I could've done without The Fiend, but Bray Wyatt the cult leader from the swamp with Harper and Rowan was bad ass. The firefly funhouse had some great moments too.

Surprisingly, the two things I actually like are fucking Reginald and Baron Corbin.

AEW on the other hand....... so much good going on over there. Jericho and Juventud last night was OK. Judas Effect off the top rope was really nice.

Cody Rhodes got his fucking head kicked off last night and it was great.
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WWE is a joke nowadays, I just keep up with news and watch the old classics on Peacock and DVDs. I keep up with AEW news as well but where I have no cable (streaming services only) I cant watch weekly unless they have some kind of TNT on demand

https://watchwrestling.in/

I watch everything on this website, aew, occasionally nxt and bigger wwe ppvs. Aew ppvs are hit and miss though, sometimes they’ll get taken down pretty quick.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kaiju Foster on August 06, 2021, 11:32:34 AM
I actually just read Bret Hart's book and am more of a fan after doing so. I watch some AEW, NJPW, and check out matches of smaller promotions from around the world. It's only been in the last year that i've started watching again since the mid 00's and i'm loving it.

Like skateboarding, there's just so much stuff to keep up with if you're a die hard fan. I'm appreciating it much more as an adult. What a unique, hilarious, and beautiful art form.


Bret Harts book is so damn good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 06, 2021, 12:20:13 PM
Check out u/brethartburiesthis (https://www.reddit.com/user/BretHartBuriesThis/) on Reddit, fucking hilarious
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TheBoognish on August 06, 2021, 01:47:03 PM
I haven't watched WWE since Eddie Guerrero died (RIP). I was big into the independent scene (ROH, PWG, IWA-MS) for a while but haven't checked it out in a long time.

That being said, last night I got baked as fuck and watched some old Japanese matches I hadn't watched in 15 years.

You want some good matches ? Watch the matches from the Misawa/Kobashi rivalry. Some of the best and stiffest matches of all time. These guys were built different.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on August 07, 2021, 05:02:56 PM
Just wanted to second the love for AEW and for rewatching classic matches on peacock. Anybody else have any good old merch that brings up memories? I still have my LOD what a rush hat and Bret Hart sunglasses (see post my fit thread) from when I saw wwf live as a kid. Still fits! (https://i.ibb.co/3RtMWvW/9-DB1254-D-27-DB-4-CD1-8-FBA-66-F3-D61-EE2-B0.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3RtMWvW)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: franquietits on August 07, 2021, 06:00:12 PM
I agree with some of the sentiments about wwe. I followed them pretty consistently around 2017, but the constant insider news about wrestler frustration, dissatisfaction from fans, the tendencies to drop the ball and capitalize on certain wrestlers by playing to their strengths... it got tired after awhile. Vince is considered the stalwart and know-all for what's good, but really he's just one guy, and his arbitrary decision making and restrictive style on creativity and everything makes it sucks a lot. They still do some things that are great and captivating though, like this segment with Finn vs. Reigns from last night:
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gCNP5Gy4hs

...it was pretty simple and got me psyched in a way that AEW promos aren't always able to. I mostly just feel bad for wwe talent -- very expendable. They're all just all trying to appease the guy at the top of the company. I haven't been watching enough of anything to really get a good feel, though.

This aew twist-segment from this week was also pretty good. But I preferred the one with Finn just cause he's in the spotlight again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBmKXTj4bhk
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 10, 2021, 09:24:47 AM
I watched the latest Dynamite last night and that Cody promo was fuckin weird, like most of them. I don't get how much is a character (and if so what that character is meant to be exactly), or whether he just really thinks he's that much of a big deal. It's odd.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 10, 2021, 10:51:03 AM
I watched the latest Dynamite last night and that Cody promo was fuckin weird, like most of them. I don't get how much is a character (and if so what that character is meant to be exactly), or whether he just really thinks he's that much of a big deal. It's odd.

Cody is definitely a mark for himself. Not hating, but he really does think he’s that much of a big deal. Like his 5 minute long entrances through the middle tunnel with the whole nightmare factory. But the crowd eats it up so more power to him
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Uh Oh on August 10, 2021, 11:10:25 AM
Cody Rhodes gives me Steven Segal vibes.
Very masturbatory.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: krookedjuice on August 11, 2021, 11:33:54 AM
i tune in to wwe every now and then and will watch PPVs on Peacock if i'm home and bored.

AEW wasn't really my thing when it first started but it's growing on me a lot.

i did however go to a wwe live show a couple weeks ago and after a few beers that was the most fun i've had in a while. Floor seats were only 50 bucks and the crowd down there got you hyped up.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 11, 2021, 01:02:58 PM
Cody Rhodes gives me Steven Segal vibes.
Very masturbatory.

masturbatory is the word. At first I thought it was a gimmick where he'd get more and more arrogant with the entrances / promos etc until he eventually started to get heat from the crowd and turn heel, but seems he actually does just think he's some sort of god.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on August 20, 2021, 10:51:59 PM
The pop for CM Punk tonight was probably the craziest pop I've ever seen in all my years watching wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: tension on August 21, 2021, 01:59:19 PM
The pop for CM Punk tonight was probably the craziest pop I've ever seen in all my years watching wrestling.

I’m still buzzing from it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on August 21, 2021, 02:31:58 PM
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The pop for CM Punk tonight was probably the craziest pop I've ever seen in all my years watching wrestling.
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I’m still buzzing from it

Missed Rampage but first thing I did when I woke up was watch the replay. What a pop. Daniel Bryant/Brian Danielson’s pop will be huge too. AEW is just blowing WWE out right now. Only good thing going for them is Roman Reigns.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: brycickle on August 22, 2021, 08:45:55 PM
CM pop Punk.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 23, 2021, 12:12:33 PM
I really like Becky Lynch, but damn they did Bianca Bel Air dirty as hell at SummerSlam.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 23, 2021, 01:43:25 PM
I bought lower level my ticket for AEW Grand Slam for $25. Last Friday made the stock shoot wayy up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 10, 2021, 04:15:48 PM
Very happy to see this. So before I got into skateboarding, WWE (Then WWF) & WCW was all I cared about. The first match I ever saw was Eddie Guerrero (RIP) VS Rey Mysterio in WCW. I remember being mesmerized & just had to see more. My grandfather was a fan since the days of Ernie the Cat Ladd & Bruno Samartino, along with Freddie Blassie when he had the gimmick of filing his teeth. Anyway, wrestling was everything. Absolutely loved the Sting/NWO era & was happy to see the Attitude Era go on & then I think what would be considered the Ruthless aggression Era with the likes of Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Chris Jericho, Brock Lesnar, Randy Orton, John Cena all make their debut in WWE & become huge. I have quite a few action figures still sealed as I was collecting up until the 8th grade when I started skating. Since then, I sort of stopped watching regularly but always stayed in the loop as my grandfather would keep me posted up until he died. My grandmother too was into it & growing up with them was fun as when I would come downstairs for breakfast or come home, they would tell me what happened on RAW or Smackdown. Funniest thing I remember is the time my grandfather ordered a Pay Per View of when Sting beat Hollywood Hulk Hogan for the WCW title; I had a sneezing fit & my grandfather became visibly pissed because he couldn't hear Eric Bischeoff's announcement. I miss those days!



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on December 12, 2021, 03:49:48 PM
Love hearing great memories so I thought I’d share this program I kept from when I saw WWF in 92. Piper, Hulk, Bret Hart, and Flair all on the same bill! I was also a big Sid Justice and British Bulldog fan. I was young, but I remember Crush from Demolition was debuting his Kona Crush persona which I don’t remember lasting too long. Still a lot of kids seemed to be into it, hell his finisher was just like a 2 hand head crush maneuver, what’s not to love? (https://i.ibb.co/j3kZB5H/2-BAC4-BBA-88-F4-4-DDF-9-F66-A92-E8410-AEFA.jpg) (https://ibb.co/j3kZB5H)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 21, 2021, 07:05:33 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPwS9MNlhEP/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPovS9_FquL/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPjUxzglb28/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPRIJHkl5rc/

Check out these wrestling collages that I make. Holla at me for the Slap Pals discount. If you have a certain wrestler you would like immortalized in collage form, let me know and I can see what I can do.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on December 21, 2021, 08:36:07 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPwS9MNlhEP/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPovS9_FquL/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPjUxzglb28/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPRIJHkl5rc/

Check out these wrestling collages that I make. Holla at me for the Slap Pals discount. If you have a certain wrestler you would like immortalized in collage form, let me know and I can see what I can do.

These are awesome, really like the Flair and Foley ones
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 21, 2021, 10:30:24 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CPwS9MNlhEP/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPovS9_FquL/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPjUxzglb28/
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPRIJHkl5rc/

Check out these wrestling collages that I make. Holla at me for the Slap Pals discount. If you have a certain wrestler you would like immortalized in collage form, let me know and I can see what I can do.
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These are awesome, really like the Flair and Foley ones

THANKS!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 25, 2021, 03:29:56 AM
Anybody here into the old stuff? Like territory days and the 80s/90s. I recently started watching AEW and seeing AA got me going on a nostalgia kick..

Also if anyone hasn't seen this yet or if you're a lapsed fan that's just wondering what's going on in the world of pro wrestling right now I HIGHLY recommend this little summary video series. It's so well done and perfectly encapsulates an awesome long term story. Start at part 1,light up a joint, and enjoy.

https://youtu.be/o0YJgm6Auz8
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 01, 2022, 09:45:44 AM
Well.

What did you guys think of the Royal Rumble?

I haven't been consistently watching WWE lately, and after watching on Saturday it was a really good reminder why.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on February 01, 2022, 10:28:36 AM
It was terrible.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on February 01, 2022, 11:01:28 PM
I thought the rumble sucked this year. But better news, Brian Kendrick’s wwe contract is over and he’ll be wrestling mox tomorrow on dynamite!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 02, 2022, 07:57:17 AM
Yeah it sucked, I watched it in a bar and haven't followed WWE since WM last year so I didn't really realise it at the time but it was pretty terrible. The two winners were just awful choices especially Brock. I liked Seth vs Roman and didn't mind the DQ finish necessarily. Can't remember much else tbh
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on February 02, 2022, 04:08:17 PM
I thought the rumble sucked this year. But better news, Brian Kendrick’s wwe contract is over and he’ll be wrestling mox tomorrow on dynamite!

Never mind
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1489022121917521927?s=20&t=h2zYzXtBB1a8zJESD9RJCg
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: biaherl on February 02, 2022, 04:34:31 PM
This is the second album I ever bought
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geeksandbeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wwf-the-wrestling-album.jpg?fit=600%2C300&ssl=1)

And I went to the Rodman Vs Karl Malone match and that's all I've got

Oh! And I still sing a song from GLOW about eating raw meat and from M.O.M. the first rap song in wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8sSd8bB_Iw
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on February 02, 2022, 04:40:07 PM
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I thought the rumble sucked this year. But better news, Brian Kendrick’s wwe contract is over and he’ll be wrestling mox tomorrow on dynamite!
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Never mind
https://twitter.com/TonyKhan/status/1489022121917521927?s=20&t=h2zYzXtBB1a8zJESD9RJCg

Goddamn that was quick! Those comments he made were horrendous though and good on AEW to sever their relationship immediately.
They just tweeted out they have a surprise for tonight… could it be Jeff hardy??
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on February 02, 2022, 05:38:43 PM
They did kind of tease Jeff on the last episode of BTE. Also Shane McMahon is apparently gone from the wwe.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on February 02, 2022, 06:22:06 PM
They did kind of tease Jeff on the last episode of BTE. Also Shane McMahon is apparently gone from the wwe.

Imagine Shane becomes All Elite, that’ll make dinner at the McMahon household interesting…

Man, the Rumble match was horrible too, and he was one of the main producers for it I read. Allegedly had a few matches scheduled for the next few PPVs too before getting canned. Who knows what’ll happen with him now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 02, 2022, 07:45:25 PM
This is the second album I ever bought
(https://i0.wp.com/www.geeksandbeats.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/wwf-the-wrestling-album.jpg?fit=600%2C300&ssl=1)

And I went to the Rodman Vs Karl Malone match and that's all I've got

Oh! And I still sing a song from GLOW about eating raw meat and from M.O.M. the first rap song in wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8sSd8bB_Iw

You and I would get along. I think like 3 slots on my current playlist are wrestling related, and oddly enough 2 are ravishing related. Bonnie Tyler - ravishing (the instrumental was briefly hogan's theme between survivor and real American), Simply Ravishing (Rick Rude's awesome WCW theme), and then Jushin Liger's theme.

The rumble blew and I'd be lying if I said there isn't a little bit of schadenfreude. It's kind of hilarious to watch them scramble for talent after firing 60 people or something in the last year.

AEW is pretty bloated now too but I think they'll slowly trim the fat like Janela and Cage rather than cutting off full limbs at a time (with maniacal glee) like Vince. I don't really see a spot for Kendrick after the initial few "wow this guy can still go!" spotfests that I'm sure he'll have with the bucks and jungle boy and whoever else wants to say they wrestled one of the OGs on TV. I kind of feel like Hangman has lost a little of the steam he had coming off winning the belt, but they've shown themselves to be pretty adept at long term booking so I'm still on the bandwagon for now.

Edit: Lol that was fast. Not surprised that Kendrick is a kooky Nazi simp. I get that vibe from Kazarian too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on February 03, 2022, 08:08:19 PM
Yeah Kendrick’s comments were super out of line. No idea he even said that stuff. Bummer because I was a fan of him, especially him and Paul London’s tag team run.

Regarding trimming the fat, I believe some of the early signees contracts will be up this year, including Joey janela and Brian cage, assuming they don’t re-sign or get an extension.

What’d y’all think about the mox/Danielson segment? When danielson first joined, I definitely thought about him taking either moriarty/Daniel Garcia/yuta under his wing, so I’m excited to see what TKs got planned for this.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: skate_bored on February 04, 2022, 07:31:22 PM
sick thread. havent watched anything "new" since like 2002 or 2003, but i was obsessed as a kid (just turned 35). i used to have all the wrestling figures and the ring and loved watch from like 93-2000 or so? grew up with 2 brothers and i cant believe we didnt kill each other emulating wrestling moves.

these days:
1. peacock - watching all kinds of old documentaries. nWo, bret hart, shawn michaels, undertaker, etc. Saturday and Sunday morning, i like to find an old PPV. right now i'm on a royal rumble kick. watched 1992 last weekend. im gonna watch ppv's from 1992 - til i get sick of it. i love the old blue steel cage. undertaker coming up through the ring, everything was so sick back then.
2. shoot interviews - when im stoned and/or my gf is asleep, im watching kevin nash tell stories from the road. its insane to hear how these guys lived. it reminds me a lot of skateboarding in a weird way. they were just fucked up and did the job as needed. so many good stories in the shoot interviews but kevin nash in particular is my favorite to listen to.
3. wrestling figures - i was obsessed as a kid but never got all the ones i wanted. now i have a spreadsheet of the ones that i wanted and i look on eBay at the prices. i still never buy them but i spend a weird amount of time looking.

life is so weird. but nostalgia is the best. i just dont think i can get into the current wrestling. but the stuff from when i was 5-15 years old was the coolest thing on the planet and the whole industry is fascinating to me. i dont tell anyone about any of the above lol.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: JugeL on February 04, 2022, 09:36:33 PM
Instead of following the "What would Jesus do", i follow the "What would Stone cold Steve Austin do" religiously
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: gabba ghoul on February 07, 2022, 02:18:26 PM
motherfuckas wanna act like they forgot about raven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5owYlsPcqrM
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 08, 2022, 10:21:50 PM
sick thread. havent watched anything "new" since like 2002 or 2003, but i was obsessed as a kid (just turned 35). i used to have all the wrestling figures and the ring and loved watch from like 93-2000 or so? grew up with 2 brothers and i cant believe we didnt kill each other emulating wrestling moves.

these days:
1. peacock - watching all kinds of old documentaries. nWo, bret hart, shawn michaels, undertaker, etc. Saturday and Sunday morning, i like to find an old PPV. right now i'm on a royal rumble kick. watched 1992 last weekend. im gonna watch ppv's from 1992 - til i get sick of it. i love the old blue steel cage. undertaker coming up through the ring, everything was so sick back then.
2. shoot interviews - when im stoned and/or my gf is asleep, im watching kevin nash tell stories from the road. its insane to hear how these guys lived. it reminds me a lot of skateboarding in a weird way. they were just fucked up and did the job as needed. so many good stories in the shoot interviews but kevin nash in particular is my favorite to listen to.
3. wrestling figures - i was obsessed as a kid but never got all the ones i wanted. now i have a spreadsheet of the ones that i wanted and i look on eBay at the prices. i still never buy them but i spend a weird amount of time looking.

life is so weird. but nostalgia is the best. i just dont think i can get into the current wrestling. but the stuff from when i was 5-15 years old was the coolest thing on the planet and the whole industry is fascinating to me. i dont tell anyone about any of the above lol.

I'm around the same age and grew up as a little hulkamaniac... I think most of my childhood toys were WWF based and I hid my first glass pipe in a torn seam in my million dollar man wrestling buddy for years when I was a teenager. I was a closet fan for years but I don't give a fuck since I got back into it, I listen to Jim Cornette's drive-thru (basically a years long running shoot interview with TONS of road stories) and watch parts funknown videos on YouTube at work.

Along with the aforementioned Cornette podcasts, if you're a fan of the era I highly recommend checking out OSW review on YouTube. It's 3 Irish dudes watching and reviewing old wrestling and it's hilarious and highly entertaining. There's a lot of long running inside jokes so if you enjoy it I'd start from the beginning. They do storyline arcs like hulkamania, world powers collide, the Lex express, they've done some TNA and ECW stuff, and currently they're doing the Warrior in WCW storyline. It makes for fantastic stoned binge watching.. Lots of interesting background info and crazy backstage stories and it's well made and edited.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sila on February 09, 2022, 02:46:48 AM
Randy Savage had the best promos.

https://youtu.be/p7xTAnUCLek
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 10, 2022, 02:53:10 AM
Actually sat down and watched some of Dynamite live for the first time ever last night (kept trying to rewind to watch spots and fast forward through young bucks promos like I usually do haha).

These guys really are doing a cool job of blending smaller, athletic, indy style wrestling with attitude era WWF presentation and a touch of ecw/Japanese style hardcore. The Hangman Page vs Lance Archer deathmatch main event last night was brutal, bloody, had a nice creative twist, and Jake the snake looked awesome. Love seeing him living his best life. The buckshot spot was really cool, hangman is so fucking good at that sort of thing. He rarely messes it up despite how easy that would be to do... He reminds me a lot of AJ styles that way.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on February 10, 2022, 06:53:37 AM
Dynamite was amazing last night, fell asleep during the main event as it was 3am here but will watch it again later. I haven't seen much of Keith Lee in NXT but his debut was brilliant

To those showing an interest in wrestling again I'd recommend not listening to Jim Cornette or you will probably start hating everything very quickly
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: ok boomer on February 10, 2022, 07:40:42 AM
I grew up with AWA and NWA, did not really like the WWF. WWF seemed corny to me and my brother as kids. Then watched some early WCW (for Sting mostly). Took a break from watching there.. but I did enjoy WWF (Attitude era) and WCW (Nitro/Thunder era). LOVED ECW big time (I could go on for hours about that). KINDA stopped watching around when Cena was getting popular (2004?), but I did watch ROH (Ring of Honor) and was really hyped on that (CM Punk, Bryan Danielson, Christopher Daniels, Austin Aries, etc.) Watched a bit of TNA, as they had some ROH guys and Raven, who I was a fan of from ECW/WCW. Watched a bit of WWE when CM Punk was in there, but legit stopped watching when he quit. I did see a few bits of him in AEW recently, got me hyped.

My fave dudes over the years...
-Road Warriors
-Ric Flair
-Randy Savage OH YEAAAH
-Curt Hennig
-Shawn Michaels
-Steve Austin
-Hollywood Hogan (I liked him as a heel only)
-Raven
-Kidman (underrated)
-Sting
-Foley
-Y2J (especially his WCW era)
-Steve Corino
-Tajiri
-Sabu
-CM Punk
-Kane
-Scott "BIG POPPA PUMP" Steiner (he made me laugh)
-Bret Hart
-Michael PS Hayes (Fabulous Freebirds!)
-the whole Von Erich family was awesome
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 10, 2022, 11:33:37 AM
Hangman vs. Lance Archer was amazing last night. Great match, lots of blood. I wasn't watching wrestling during CM Punk's WWE run so I'm not marking out as hard as everybody else about him. But he is doing some good shit, and I love MJF, so that storyline is pretty great. Cody needs to go away. Jericho needs to be phased into commentary position that occasionally gets pulled into the ring when a proper storyline permits. His podcast is great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 12, 2022, 12:14:38 AM
Hangman vs. Lance Archer was amazing last night. Great match, lots of blood. I wasn't watching wrestling during CM Punk's WWE run so I'm not marking out as hard as everybody else about him. But he is doing some good shit, and I love MJF, so that storyline is pretty great. Cody needs to go away. Jericho needs to be phased into commentary position that occasionally gets pulled into the ring when a proper storyline permits. His podcast is great.

I love Cody. He knows exactly what he's doing and he's 100% old school carny deep down which I think wrestling needs in some form. My take is that he and Brandi are insufferable when they're on screen but that's the point - they're doing the Triple H/Steph thing but instead of smashing you over the head with it WWE style they let it happen slowly and grow organically. Plus if you like bloody old school southern wrasslin his match with Dustin back at the start of AEW is amazing.

I thought Hangman vs Archer was great too. Hangman never botches despite always doing these wild creative spots like that finish. Dude is so good, so smooth. Definitely has the potential to be this generation's HBK. Archer has gotten a lot better since his days as "that tall dude with a tramp stamp" too. I loved Jake the snake and Dan Lambert taking down the top rope to eliminate the buckshot lariat - kayfabe logic is seriously the best.

I also wasn't watching during Punk's run and he's not my cup of tea in the ring but I enjoy his promo battles. The Eddie Kingston program was good and I'm a huge MJF mark so obviously I'm enjoying the current stuff. Also love what they're doing with Wardlow.

Jericho I can't give an unbiased opinion on. He's a bloated egomaniac these days by a lot of accounts but he was my favorite cruiserweight in wcw even before he turned heel and I was so happy he finally got his due in the fed so I've been a fan of his for most of my life at this point. I'll probably always enjoy whatever he does. Dark side of the ring is a fucking masterpiece too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Uh Oh on February 15, 2022, 12:18:42 PM
@SHAQUEEFA

Taken from Cody Rhodes’ Twitter.


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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 16, 2022, 01:23:51 AM
The fact I'm still not sure if this is actually happening or just Cody and TK creating an incredibly elaborate way to do an "unexpected return" moment at a future ppv is great. I honestly don't care if he goes back to the fed as I'm pretty indifferent towards everything he's done for the last year. If he does that I can't wait to see how Vince tries to cover up the awful neck tattoo because you know that thing would make his dinosaur blood boil.


Does anyone watch BTE? It's mostly shit but some of it is gold, the dark order stuff is always great and I'm curious to see how they integrate danhausen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 21, 2022, 07:05:22 AM
Man, elimination chamber was pretty bad.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 21, 2022, 12:32:16 PM
Man, elimination chamber was pretty bad.

I didn't even bother. I haven't really fucked with the fed in months.. But I did see that madcap moss botch. Ouch. That was some 90s All-japan kings road shit.

Dynamite was meh.Dark and elevation both sucked this week too (still can't believe I'm regularly watching dark matches on YouTube) but I guess they can't all be bangers. I'm definitely looking forward to the big man ladder match with Keith Lee/Powerhouse Hobbs/Wardlow. Adam Cole vs Hangman could be great if they don't get too indy with it too.

I'm already sick of Danhausen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 23, 2022, 07:23:44 PM
Gonna get stoned and try to watch Dynamite live. Let's see how long they hold my attention when I don't have a fast forward button. I missed the first half hour but let's go.

- MJF promo. He's actually fake crying on command. Real tears. This motherfucker is so good hahaha. Please don't be the jew boy promo. Fuck. It's the jew boy promo. Kinda. I guess they just wanted to get it out to a wider audience but I feel like he could have done that promo without including it. Really hope they aren't going to try to make him a tweener and this is just a setup for the most offensive and villainous thing he's done yet.

- Kings of the Black Throne vs Death Triangle? Holy shit this should be a banger. Kotbt new music and entrance is sick. Holy fuck Penta oscuro looks fucking insane. That's some papa shango shit and I love it. Match is kinda meh... Oh ok that's because it was an angle. Murphy's debut.. But now he's Buddy Matthews. And he's in the house of black? I don't love it, he doesn't fit with the spooky evil dudes. Best part about this segment was the entrances.

- Kingston vs Jericho promo now. Jericho definitely still has it on the mic. Truly one of the best to ever do it. Kingston is dressed like Kalis, l wonder if he's got a fakie flip. He's overmatched against Jericho on the mic though. The "tougher than thou new York guy" act doesn't really work for me in situations like this. Jericho looks like he's in better shape than he has in a while (probably juicing again), hopefully his performance in the ring matches.

- Ricky Starks vs 10 next. This seems like it should be on dark.  Starks wins by spinning 10's mask to break the full nelson. Creative finish, not a bad filler match.

- Jade Cargill vs The Bunny. This seems like it should be on elevation. I really don't want to watch this. I don't like Jade and Bunny is TNA quality at best. Thank God it went straight to commercial so I can take a piss and smoke a bong. Not even Matt Hardy and Smart Mark doing his best Jim Cornette impersonation can save this. The whole thing sucked but at least I got to see Anna Jay and her amazing butt at the end.

- OK wow Bryan Danielson vs Daniel Garcia next. This should be a treat for the marks. Danielson is so good at this point. Starting out hot going into the break but I feel like they're going to run out of time. A match like this needs 20-30 minutes for them to get all their shit in. Crowd is surprisingly dead. Can't tell if Garcia is great at selling or wrestling Danielson just hurts that bad. OK this is getting good. Those submission transitions with the little stomps and kicks were amazing. Damn it they ran out of time just as it was getting good.

- Moxley vs Danielson just got booked for revolution. That's someone's dream match, just not mine.

Overall that was actually enjoyable. I could have easily watched a few more matches. MJF promo, Danielson vs Garcia, and penta oscuro's entrance were the best parts of the show for me.





Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 24, 2022, 06:16:41 AM
Thanks for the recap!

I fell asleep during the tag match. Not from boredom, just tired and stoned.

MJF is fucking money. Mox vs. Danielson man, they gonna beat the shit out of each other.

Can't wait.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 24, 2022, 12:39:19 PM
Thanks for the recap!

I fell asleep during the tag match. Not from boredom, just tired and stoned.

MJF is fucking money. Mox vs. Danielson man, they gonna beat the shit out of each other.

Can't wait.

Honestly you didn't miss too much after that. If you get bored the last 10 minutes of Garcia/Danielson is worth seeking out but otherwise it was mostly a long revolution hype package.


I'm about to go skate to the store for some munchies but when I get back I'm gonna fire up some garlic cookies and watch dark. Its usually worth it just for taz and Excalibur but I'm enjoying watching some of the young talent develop. I might actually nut up and buy the ppv just to show some love to TK.

P.S. - speaking of nutting, apparently this week has both Julia Hart and Skye Blue.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Chris on February 24, 2022, 01:39:22 PM
 http://oswreview.com/episodes/ (http://oswreview.com/episodes/)

This is the best shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 24, 2022, 01:50:30 PM
http://oswreview.com/episodes/ (http://oswreview.com/episodes/)

This is the best shit.

Im a patreon patron haha. They're a big part of what made me get into wrestling again since they basically covered my entire childhood in the hogan/megapowers/Lex Express arcs.

Wrestling with wregret is good too, but it's shorter and more of a direct review with less side bits and background info.

I've also been enjoying these guys a lot

https://youtube.com/c/JarvisWashingmachine

Its basically like getting stoned and watching old wrestling with your friends.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on February 24, 2022, 02:46:58 PM
If you guys are looking for podcasts/background noise I highly recommend Deadlock's Retro Reviews
. This and Cornette's show have been getting me through work for the past month or so.

https://youtu.be/42uLhQsB8FY
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 25, 2022, 12:55:49 AM
If you guys are looking for podcasts/background noise I highly recommend Deadlock's Retro Reviews
. This and Cornette's show have been getting me through work for the past month or so.

https://youtu.be/42uLhQsB8FY


Just added it to my podcast app. I wear a PAPR at work a lot so I'm basically in a space helmet with a fan blowing in my ear for hours at a time and I'm always listening to something. Lots of wrestling lately. I listen to the drive thru most of the time just because JCE is a little too heavy on fluff and it's hard for me to skip around when I'm all suited up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 27, 2022, 08:08:05 PM
Anyone watch MLW? It was on my autoplay after watching dark and elevation so I watched a couple shows and enjoyed it. It's definitely inspired by lucha underground in terms of presentation and story but the actual wrestling is a weird blend of pure lucha and US indy.

Its pretty solid... I've heard Cornette verbally fellate Jacob Fatu plenty of times but had never seen him work until now. He's definitely got that "islander beast" style down pat, best I've seen it done since Umaga. Also really digging some of their monsters like Mads Krugger. It's such a lucha gimmick but it's tailored more to an audience that grew up on WWF style sports entertainment. Really interesting. Im gonna keep watching I think.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on February 28, 2022, 09:34:37 AM
https://twitter.com/DrainBamager/status/1498343208111075332?s=20&t=723u1Te3UgDHXaOvwnvYNQ

Any of you pals in the IE? Rampage is coming to Ontario on June 3rd. Pretty sure it’s aew’s first time west of Vegas. I’ll be going for sure
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 28, 2022, 12:16:48 PM
So I'm now reading two Wrestlemania matches planned are Vince McMahon vs. Pat McAffee and Kevin Owens vs. Stone Cold Steve Austin. And now Brock vs Roman will be to unify the titles.

Looks like they figured out their talent pool wasn't deep enough to carry 2 world champs. They don't even have a roster deep enough to put on Wrestlemania without the extra characters from outside. Logan Paul, Knoxville, now this? The whole show gonna be part timers and celebrities.

It should go back to one night, make it the best 4 hour show possible, whatever that means.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 28, 2022, 12:24:28 PM
Also,

I hosted Darby Allin on Friday night for a skate sesh. He's a real nice dude.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 28, 2022, 09:35:10 PM
Also,

I hosted Darby Allin on Friday night for a skate sesh. He's a real nice dude.

Dude! This is so fucking cool haha. Get him on slap!

I found his YouTube channel a little while back and he has 2 GIANT (like 7 foot tall) metal deathwish logos in his living room and a bunch of hockey/FA shit on the wall. Was he skating theeves? I always find myself pausing and trying to figure out what his setup is when he has his board on screen with him - It's like 2 of my nerdy hobbies colliding in one cluster fuck of weirdness. I think he has indys now but I'm almost positive I saw him on theeves at one point, it's such a weirdly specific thing to recall that I feel like it has to be true.

Glad to hear he was cool to you. When I watch behind the scenes stuff I sometimes think I'd get along with him, but others I kinda suspect he's got some kooky tendencies. No real concrete reason, just a vibe. He's fucking amazing in the ring though and I'm never not gonna cheer for a skating wrestler, especially when they make it part of their gimmick. Even Shane Douglas' bitter unlikeable ass would get a cheap nostalgia pop from me if he came out in full dynamic dude regalia. Also the dude did tail drop 5-0 a fucking ladder directly into a gnarly hill bomb, that was pretty impressive.

Edit: Just watched BTE... I think one of my favorite things about AEW right now is seeing Billy Gunn being this like legend that no one wants to fuck with. I guess it helps that he's fucking massive and still in ring shape somehow, but I crack up watching the scared younger guys interact with him. It's equal parts deference out of respect for his career and legit fear because he's still built like a brick shit house.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 01, 2022, 07:43:35 PM
Decent episode of elevation this week. Lance Archer vs Fuego was pretty awesome, really enjoying Archer since he came back. Hope he's working with Wardlow and some of the other huge dudes backstage because he's doing the "uncontrollable monster" thing really well on these underneath shows.

I'm actually interested if they're going to like use the fact the entire world hates Russia right now to try and get Layla Hirsch over as a heel (she's really not doing a good job of it herself) or do you think that kind of thing has been sort of "left behind"  by or wrestling (or that AEW will see itself as being "above" that)? Will they even acknowledge it? She does have a Russian flag on her tights. If this was the fed they'd bring back Nikolai Volkoff to manage her and have her wearing a bearskin hat and carrying a bottle of vodka with a hammer and sickle then put her into a squash program with Brooke Hogan.

Also just heard that AEW is coming back to the burgh... And they're doing it on 4/20 haha. I don't know anyone that will want to go with me and ringside/ramp tickets are stupidly expensive so I'll probably end up sitting in the bowl by myself but I think I have to go.

Edit: Holy shit Cain Velasquez shot someone. Like shoot shot someone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 02, 2022, 05:50:16 AM
I think AEW are too smart to do the "foreign heel" gimmick. Especially doing it right now with a Russian, that would be in horrible taste. I don't think the world is against the Russian people right now, just a select few of them.

I wonder what's going to happen tonight. Tony K has been wanking himself silly with hype again. I want to stay up and watch it but it doesn't start till 1am here and I still need to watch last week's first.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 02, 2022, 09:21:05 AM
I think AEW are too smart to do the "foreign heel" gimmick. Especially doing it right now with a Russian, that would be in horrible taste. I don't think the world is against the Russian people right now, just a select few of them.

I wonder what's going to happen tonight. Tony K has been wanking himself silly with hype again. I want to stay up and watch it but it doesn't start till 1am here and I still need to watch last week's first.

I really wish they would put Dynamite and rampage full shows on the YouTube like a week later for this exact reason. I leave for work at 5am so I don't always have time to stay up and watch and the YouTube clips don't really cover as much as I'd like them to. I guess because they have a contract with turner for those shows it probably complicates things though. You can find torrents pretty easy and they tend to be very well seeded but like this is one of those times that I like a product enough to not want to pirate it haha.

I think I'm going to actually pony up for revolution just for that reason. To be honest the card really doesn't excite me other than the ladder match but I almost feel like I'm obligated to buy it because of how much enjoyment I've been getting out of it (for free) the last few months. I even legitimately popped for Adam Cole winning the BTE title on the last episode haha. He better have that belt on TV this week.

Actually you just reminded me that I still have half of the new Dark episode to watch. Gonna throw that on now while I set up a board.

Edit: A lot of people are predicting that the big announcement is AEW and NJPW partnering up so we can get AEW wrestlers in the G1. Isn't g1 usually a fall thing? I feel like the last one wasn't that long ago. I feel like it's going to be something else ... Maybe just another unexpected fed star or maybe they did something actually interesting like buying ROH and merging it with dark and elevation? Totally spitballing here btw.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 02, 2022, 11:25:38 AM
I think you can watch full episodes on tnt.com if the YouTube is not enough for you.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 02, 2022, 11:44:27 AM
Can't you watch the TV on Fite for $5 a month or something
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 02, 2022, 03:10:40 PM
Can't you watch the TV on Fite for $5 a month or something

I can watch it on TBS/TNT's site, I'd just rather have it be something where I'm directly monetizing them and just having it all in one place.

I actually bought an AEW t shirt but I'm not sure if I'm brave enough to wear wrestling stuff in public yet. I do have 2 pairs of vintage silk WCW boxer shorts (Goldberg and NWO Wolfpack lol) that I sometimes bop around in but I think the last time I wore a wrestling shirt was one of the original EC F'N W shirts when I was like 13 (so 97/98ish) . That was the last time I was this engaged and happy with wrestling.

Edit: missed the first hour of Dynamite, flipped it on just in time for Punk's promo. Fuck yeah... That was exactly what I was hoping for with the jew boy promo. Bloody, gross wrasslin with super baby face Sting making the save... strong 90s wcw vibes there. Wheres my Wolfpack boxers?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 02, 2022, 06:47:30 PM
Hahahaha holy shit I totally forgot about TK's big announcement and I can't believe it's actually exactly what I predicted as the "wild card" option.

Makes sense, there were lots of rumors that they were being sold but Sinclair was denying it. I didn't look too deeply into it yet, did they mention if they're going to have a broadcast deal if they want?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 03, 2022, 06:51:37 AM
I know they had a TV deal at least in Tampa it played on a local channel on either friday or saturday nights. I think they actually still playing reruns of it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 03, 2022, 08:35:48 AM
I really like Wardlow and can't wait for his turn on MJF. Punk bled so hard last night.

I was very hyped on Danhausen but why hasn't he wrestled yet? They are overdoing the curse and I'm losing interest already.

My wife is big mad right now though. She hated the Undisputed Era and is pissed they are in AEW. "I stopped watching NXT for a reason and now these assholes are on my TV again!"

Darby, Sammy, and Andrade are gonna tear the fucking house down on Friday.

As of now NXT has one thing I like. Nikkita Lyons aka Yam Yam Bigelow aka Thicc Foley aka Thicky the Wagon Steamboat aka Claptus Jack aka PAWG Van Dam

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on March 03, 2022, 04:40:17 PM
I really like Wardlow and can't wait for his turn on MJF. Punk bled so hard last night.

I was very hyped on Danhausen but why hasn't he wrestled yet? They are overdoing the curse and I'm losing interest already.

My wife is big mad right now though. She hated the Undisputed Era and is pissed they are in AEW. "I stopped watching NXT for a reason and now these assholes are on my TV again!"

Darby, Sammy, and Andrade are gonna tear the fucking house down on Friday.

As of now NXT has one thing I like. Nikkita Lyons aka Yam Yam Bigelow aka Thicc Foley aka Thicky the Wagon Steamboat aka Claptus Jack aka PAWG Van Dam

this is too good hahahah
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 03, 2022, 06:22:22 PM
I really like Wardlow and can't wait for his turn on MJF. Punk bled so hard last night.

I was very hyped on Danhausen but why hasn't he wrestled yet? They are overdoing the curse and I'm losing interest already.

My wife is big mad right now though. She hated the Undisputed Era and is pissed they are in AEW. "I stopped watching NXT for a reason and now these assholes are on my TV again!"

Darby, Sammy, and Andrade are gonna tear the fucking house down on Friday.

As of now NXT has one thing I like. Nikkita Lyons aka Yam Yam Bigelow aka Thicc Foley aka Thicky the Wagon Steamboat aka Claptus Jack aka PAWG Van Dam

Dude I'm dying hahahhaha. Thicky the Wagon crumpled any resistance I could have had to actually laughing out loud.

You're just ahead of the curve on Danhausen. I found out about him from YouTube indy smark videos and was super hyped on him at first ("oh he's creepy but funny! I like those 2 things!") but he's actually kind of boring once you get past the funny voice and gimmicks. He wrecked his knee last fall so that's why he hasn't been wrestling but we aren't missing much there. He's not particularly athletic so basically it's just your standard" skinny indy dude with a day job" style with lots of thigh slaps and repetitive strikes.

I'm kinda with your wife on UE too. They stood out somewhat in NXT but AEW has plenty of guys who can do the same thing (and arguably do it better) and we really don't need another "strong" tag team that has to be protected and everyone will whine they're being buried if they lose a match. They don't really do much for me and O'Reilly has such a punchable face.

For sure watching Rampage too. Darby and Sammy are always a good show, and I've really come around on Andrade. Dude is a smooth operator between the ropes. If you ever get super bored or stoned check out some of the stuff from his lucha days as La Sombra, it's fun to watch even if I have no idea what they're saying. My only apprehension is that they all have to wrestle a PPV on Sunday so I don't know how hard they'll go or if it will turn into an angle. I feel like Sting and Matt Hardy's limitations mean they won't go balls out on Sunday and will probably want to put on a show on rampage, but I'm here for it either way.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 05, 2022, 08:10:07 PM
Ok just got around to watching the darby/sammy/Andrade match. Holy shit. That superplex powerbomb tower was fucking crazy. Andrade playing the power guy and being seriously called "the big guy" is hilarious. He's 5'9. Then again, it was Taz saying it. Really fun match even if it was a bit indyriffic. Some of those spots and transitions were really creative and goddamn can those 3 work. Andrade might legit be one of the best, most versatile wrestlers in the company. I don't think I've ever seen him have a bad match.

Fucking legit popped seeing Penta Oscuro break someones arm. I really hope they give him a chance to show what he can do on the biggest stage again because it's always awesome and dark armbreaking lucha underground penta is the best version of him.

Stoked for revolution.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on March 06, 2022, 07:07:05 PM
Just finished the dog collar match. Revolution has been a banger so far.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 07, 2022, 01:09:29 AM
Tuned in a little late, right around the middle of the tag match. Jesus what a spot fest. Great stuff.

Ladder match was sick. I wish they had more time but they paced that really well. Not a ton of wasting time slowly climbing a ladder which is always nice. Wardlow hit all his spots until that final one, I think starks dropped before he was ready but it still worked since he's a great seller. Definitely the right guy to win it.

Not really feeling Tay vs Jade, Jade does nothing for me. Gonna use this match to get very high. Tay looks hot as fuck with the face paint. Anna Jay has the best ass in wrestling right now. Not quite Thicky the Wagon but perfectly shaped and tight enough to bounce a quarter off of. That was mercifully short. Wish Tay won.

Oh fuck here we go, dog collar time. No bullshit from max?Holy shit ROH punk! What an amazing entrance, might be the first time I've been excited to hear AFI... MJF is so so good. Please no more indy woop woop chants, this match is better than that. Goddamn punk is just going full Flair in his old age isn't he haha? Dudes bleeding every time I see him these days. Now max is bleeding too. This is awesome, I feel like I'm watching a territory match with the pacing and blood. Cody must be so jealous. This is so good. The little shit, punk selling his knee and max selling his hand is great. Oh shit! Was that the Wardlow face turn? What. A. Fucking. Match. I had high expectations but they killed it. Obviously early but I feel like that will get MOTY hype.


OK I got up to piss and get food during Britt vs Thunder Rosa and quit taking notes and just got stoned and watched after that haha.


Mox vs Danielson was a masterpiece. I really enjoyed the commentary team during that match and it was just bloody and brutal even if the finish confused the live audience. Always gonna pop seeing William Regal too. Love that dude.

Tornado 6 man was chaos but I enjoyed it. Sammy is what Joey Janela would be if he had talent. That Spanish fly was nuts. Popped so hard seeing Sting take an ECW bump too hahaha. I better be doing shit like that when I'm 60.

Main event was great but the Adams are so talented it was almost impossible for it to not be. I was ready for it to be over at that point though.

Overall it was fun and I really enjoyed my first PPV in decades. Highlights for me were Wardlow, Sting, and that fucking dog collar match.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 07, 2022, 09:37:31 AM
OH FUCKING BOY!!!!

THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!!!

I missed the women's match on the buy-in but holy shit Penta is one of the greatest. I'm over the mist in the eyes gimmick in all of wrestling though. It needs to go away.

Eddie and Jericho was decent enough, glad Eddie got the win.

Both women's match were whatever but Tay and Jay got some ass. It would be great to see Jungle Boy and Sammy Guevara somehow team up with their gimmick being they bonded over dating the two hottest women in AEW. Double date vignettes where they just argue with each other and somehow find common ground in the fact they get to smash the best cheeks in the business.They could just call themselves the Ass boys and create a fued with The Gunn Club over the silly name that the Gunn Club hate anyways. OK enough of that.

Wardlow is awesome.

I'm disappointed in how little MJF bled. Like he tried and it hardened to fast and covered his wound and just dried up. Punk on the other hand I thought might bleed out cuz they got him going hard early in the match. Crazy shit. Loved the finish.

The triple threat tag was fucking amazing. So many creative spots. The last one where Jungle Boy hit the frankensteiner of the top rope into the german suplex was special.

Moxley v Danielson was as violent as I hoped it would be with a great way to bring out Regal. I just finished reading the chapter in Mox's book about him so that was really cool to see.

Trios tag was mental. I was skeptical when Sting debuted because his WWE run was so blah but dammit the man can still go and is more than willing to take some gnarly bumps. Even though Darby missed the coffin drop. Sammy always goes big on the PPV's

Unfortunately this is where I fell asleep. Through repeated attempts by my wife to wake me up, I just couldn't fight it anymore. She woke me up one last time for the final buckshot lariat and the win. Bummed that I spent the $50 and can't rewatch it.

Great PPV.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 07, 2022, 06:29:56 PM
OH FUCKING BOY!!!!

THAT SHIT WAS AWESOME!!!

I missed the women's match on the buy-in but holy shit Penta is one of the greatest. I'm over the mist in the eyes gimmick in all of wrestling though. It needs to go away.

Eddie and Jericho was decent enough, glad Eddie got the win.

Both women's match were whatever but Tay and Jay got some ass. It would be great to see Jungle Boy and Sammy Guevara somehow team up with their gimmick being they bonded over dating the two hottest women in AEW. Double date vignettes where they just argue with each other and somehow find common ground in the fact they get to smash the best cheeks in the business.They could just call themselves the Ass boys and create a fued with The Gunn Club over the silly name that the Gunn Club hate anyways. OK enough of that.

Wardlow is awesome.

I'm disappointed in how little MJF bled. Like he tried and it hardened to fast and covered his wound and just dried up. Punk on the other hand I thought might bleed out cuz they got him going hard early in the match. Crazy shit. Loved the finish.

The triple threat tag was fucking amazing. So many creative spots. The last one where Jungle Boy hit the frankensteiner of the top rope into the german suplex was special.

Moxley v Danielson was as violent as I hoped it would be with a great way to bring out Regal. I just finished reading the chapter in Mox's book about him so that was really cool to see.

Trios tag was mental. I was skeptical when Sting debuted because his WWE run was so blah but dammit the man can still go and is more than willing to take some gnarly bumps. Even though Darby missed the coffin drop. Sammy always goes big on the PPV's

Unfortunately this is where I fell asleep. Through repeated attempts by my wife to wake me up, I just couldn't fight it anymore. She woke me up one last time for the final buckshot lariat and the win. Bummed that I spent the $50 and can't rewatch it.

Great PPV.

Ran into the exact same issue with running out of steam late in the show and after rewatching the main event so did the crown I think. I have a link to the 1080P download if you want, I can pm it to you. I don't think it's piracy if we actually paid for the ppv and just watch it ourselves right?

I watched the buy in when I got home from work today and I had literally the exact same reaction about the mist. It was only cool when Muta did it because it didn't happen every match. House of black doesn't do much for me, it seems like an NXT gimmick and not just because of who's in it. Dark motherfucking Penta oscuro breaking arms is awesome and I'm here for it..that nerd Abrahantes needs to chill out though. You're not a sith bro.

Felt the same about the blade jobs too haha. Max didn't go deep enough but Punk more than made up for it. I feel like it somewhat stole the spotlight from the mox/danielson match though, two hard hitting violent bloody hard to watch matches on the same PPV felt a little too stuffed. I'd rather they had saved it for the next ppv.

Also agree wholeheartedly about Sting. I was apprehensive at first because he was one of my childhood heroes (surfer, not crow) but man he seems like he's having a blast even if he could barely stand up after that match. Great form on the dive too.

Im once again cracking up at Sammy and Jungle Boy stealing the Ass boys gimmick hahaha. When Tay Jay do that little hip bump thing that makes both their asses jiggle in their entrance I slow-mo it 100% of the time.

Wardlow IS awesome. I can't believe no one knew about this dude.

Hit me up if you want the DL or daily motion links
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 08, 2022, 10:24:29 AM
I really like how they built up Wardlow. Love it when they introduce the big guys as bodyguards just to start establishing a character for when they are ready. Wardlow wasn't ready two years ago when AEW started. Much like how Diesel was built up with Shawn Michaels. He didn't wrestle for awhile but when he was ready to debut in the ring, the character work and establishing him as a big badass is already done. But I honestly think Wardlow will be a better worker than Nash was, he was never really super talented just had the look and the right people around him.

Vince will absolutely try to sign him once his contract is up. Vince nuts for dudes like this.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 08, 2022, 12:11:55 PM
I really like how they built up Wardlow. Love it when they introduce the big guys as bodyguards just to start establishing a character for when they are ready. Wardlow wasn't ready two years ago when AEW started. Much like how Diesel was built up with Shawn Michaels. He didn't wrestle for awhile but when he was ready to debut in the ring, the character work and establishing him as a big badass is already done. But I honestly think Wardlow will be a better worker than Nash was, he was never really super talented just had the look and the right people around him.

Vince will absolutely try to sign him once his contract is up. Vince nuts for dudes like this.

Oh dude all I could think of when I saw Wardlow jump up on that ladder was the gif of Vince falling back in his chair haha. In all honesty he's still probably not "ready" for a title run but the hype is there and they've built it up perfectly so they kind of have to give it to him. I think he's already better than Nash in the ring, but he definitely needs experience and polishing. I feel like as long as he's in there with the right people he'll be great but he's not quite ready to carry a match on his own yet. Honestly though I feel like Max is the perfect opponent for him in so many ways including the fact that he's usually smooth and composed beyond his years in the ring, I'm really excited to see how it plays out.

Just watched BTE. Cutlers shots of the tag match are worth checking out. Jungle boy is so good, he has to have the best balance of any non luchador and I'm going to go ahead and say he's got my favorite shooting star press since Liger. They also teased Hangman and the Bucks getting into a program together and made multiple not so subtle references to Jeff Hardy haha. That's gonna be so much fun when he debuts, if they go into a program with private party and Andrade we're probably gonna get some more awesome shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 09, 2022, 10:52:15 PM
Ok i was right, Jeff Hardy debuting was fun and campy as hell haha. So glad they did the classic music.

Also I could listen to William Regal talk for hours. Seeing him get choked up thanking Tony for whatever it was Tony did for him back in the day was pretty nice.

Wardlow is surprisingly eloquent on the mic, it's a little stiff and rehearsed and he needs to learn to slow down but this dude really is Vince's wet dream haha.

Keith Lee needs to get out of this team Taz storyline fast. I know him and Starks are boys so he probably requested it but he's not established enough to be feuding with AEW's 5th most powerful faction and make it seem like he's elevating them rather than them dragging him down the card.

Thunder Rosa freaking out as Tony announced that it was going to be a cage match next week was some nice old school territory stuff.

Sammy is fucking nuts. I may have said this before, but this is probably what Janela would look like if he had talent. That bump might have been even crazier than the one at revolution. Scorpio sky doesn't do anything for me, I doubt he's gonna get over so I hope the belt goes to someone like Keith Lee soon.

Edit: Just watched dark and elevation... They had Session Moth Martina on haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 11, 2022, 05:06:37 AM
I gotta quit getting so high on Wednesdays. Fell asleep again. Wifey woke me up to see Jeff Hardy come out. That was cool.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 11, 2022, 05:27:26 AM
I gotta quit getting so high on Wednesdays. Fell asleep again. Wifey woke me up to see Jeff Hardy come out. That was cool.

I did the same thing haha, and it always takes forever for them to put the replay up on the TBS site so this week I found a fan site that uploads the Fite and turner broadcasts as soon as the show is over.

Yesterday I started watching ECW hardcore TV, starting at the beginning of 96 because I was able to find most of the episodes with the original audio restored. It's pretty good, totally forgot Tully and Ron Simmons were there at that time haha. One episode has a killer Benoit vs 2 cold scorpio match, it was like something straight out of mid 90s new Japan.. High work rate with a bunch of stiff spots and false finishes. I always forget how  ahead of his time Scorpio was, the dude was doing crazy ass spins and flips in the early 90s and he had to be legitimately over 225 pounds so he wasn't just some indy ballerina either.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 11, 2022, 06:01:19 AM
2 Cold Scorpio was the fucking truth and his interviews in Dark Side of the Ring are fucking hilarious.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 11, 2022, 11:38:27 AM
I’m praying Lesnar is slated to win versus Reigns. Just pulled out my Lesnar action figure, still sealed as it’s the 1st one from 02/03? Ruthless aggression series if anyone remembers that.

Also, Orange Cassidy is terrible…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 12, 2022, 02:27:00 AM
 ???
2 Cold Scorpio was the fucking truth and his interviews in Dark Side of the Ring are fucking hilarious.

For real, Mick's stories about him in his books are awesome too. He was one of my favorites growing up but since he was low on the card you only got to see flashes of how funky he was. Definitely one of those dude who influenced the modern style way more than most people realize.

Big E got his neck broken. He was the only reason I was still occasionally watching the fed... When I open peacock I'd rather rewatch old NWA/ECW than anything wwe is doing now. It seems like the consensus is that ridge fucked up and wasn't doing the move properly, which I guess will happen if you completely gut your roster of experienced and competent talent. Hopefully he's ok long term and can just use it to further his character like sabu, angle, scsa, Miro etc.

Fell asleep literally right after the title sequence on rampage so I'll have to watch it when I get home from work. Still working my way through 95 ECW TV as well, I just got to the ep where the Gangstas get arrested in the ring and its awesome.

I’m praying Lesnar is slated to win versus Reigns. Just pulled out my Lesnar action figure, still sealed as it’s the 1st one from 02/03? Ruthless aggression series if anyone remembers that.

Also, Orange Cassidy is terrible…..

I really don't care who wins, but if I had to pick I'd go Roman just because I think his heel turn and subsequent development as the tribal chief is one of the only things they got right in the last few years. Happy Brock doesn't do anything for me. I'll probably try to watch Mania live just for the spectacle but I doubt I'll make it through the whole show.

Ruthless aggression is right around the time I stopped watching so I don't have a ton of wrestling memories from that era sadly. After ECW and WCW were gone and the fed got so bloated and stupid that there were barely any actual matches I just kinda lost interest. I did get into ROH for a minute around that time, partially because they were on one of the first HD channels we had so I would just watch that channel constantly because of how amazing HDTV seemed at the time haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on March 14, 2022, 09:49:50 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbEqfqau6zp/?utm_medium=copy_link

Nash’s update on Scott hall. He had three heart attacks over the weekend  :'(

Scott will always be in my top 5 favs of all time
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on March 14, 2022, 10:09:00 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CbEqfqau6zp/?utm_medium=copy_link

Nash’s update on Scott hall. He had three heart attacks over the weekend  :'(

Scott will always be in my top 5 favs of all time

Never been the biggest fan of either but that post is heartbreaking :(
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Genericwhitemale on March 14, 2022, 05:51:50 PM
Scott Hall passed away about 45mins ago. about 10 hours after being pulled off life support. RIP
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Fongstarr. on March 14, 2022, 08:06:21 PM
It's wild that all this happened when he had complications from hip surgery. Just figured it would be something else to get him like a relapse. Sucks......RIP.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: DaleSr on March 15, 2022, 06:21:42 AM
Rip to Scott. Razor Ramon one of the greats
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 16, 2022, 02:46:51 AM
Fuck. I mean its a miracle he made it this far (thank DDP) with the condition he was in. Dude cost a lot of people in pro wrestling death pools about a decade ago. Just a tough, no bullshit dude who seemed like the most humble member of the kliq. He was always really good about putting younger wrestlers over, obviously the 123 kid/x-Pac comes to mind first but he did the same thing for dudes like Sal E. Graziano in ECW and a very young Tanahashi in NJPW.

Really the wrestling world lost one of its most beloved and respected members. He had a hell of a real life storyline. Gonna be tough to watch the tributes that I'm sure the fed and AEW will do, but my favorite lesser known version of Hall is Big Scott Hall from the Territories.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq60oKWAAAxR3f.jpg)

And Nash had the nerve to call himself "big sexy" while standing next to this dude...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 16, 2022, 09:12:58 AM
Let's see if I can actually remember to turn Dynamite on when  it starts this week. Gonna be interesting to see what storylines they're gonna start to set up for the next ppv. Also expecting lots of love and recognition for the bad guy, Tony loves his surprise guests so it would be really cool if they brought in DDP or Nash or someone like that.

Watched Dark this morning when I got up. Pretty stacked episode - there was even a bucks match (albeit a 6 man house show special with cutler).

Watching elevation right now. I'm sure I've mentioned this before but Skye Blue is hot as fuck. She definitely deserves a booty related nickname from @SHAQUEEFA, I've watched like a dozen of her matches and honestly couldn't even tell you what her finish is because I'm so distracted by that thing looking like it's trying to eat her trunks.

Kilynn King is the generic Walmart version of NXT Becky Lynch.

They should book Serpentico vs  -1 vs Marko Stunt just to make Cornette's head explode. Luther is the worst but its still so hilarious that Jericho has his own Brutus the barber.

John Silver needs to be a single. Reynolds is good in the ring but really kind of a charisma vacuum. I don't see him ever getting past the mid card but I could see Silver getting over big in the right program.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blowjobtofakie on March 16, 2022, 09:57:47 AM
Hardy Boyz together in aew has hit me right in the nostalgia feels.

Also, met Scott Hall and Sean Waltman outside of a venue a couple years ago in Jacksonville. Talked to them for about five minutes and Scott seriously was one of the nicest, humble people even just in that small interaction. RIP to a real legend.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 16, 2022, 11:53:17 PM
Hardy Boyz together in aew has hit me right in the nostalgia feels.

Also, met Scott Hall and Sean Waltman outside of a venue a couple years ago in Jacksonville. Talked to them for about five minutes and Scott seriously was one of the nicest, humble people even just in that small interaction. RIP to a real legend.

AEW in general feels like Monday night wars style pro wrestling at the moment. It really sucked me in a few months ago and they just keep stepping it up. It definitely helps when Vince serves up one of the most popular tag teams ever on a silver platter just in time for their retirement tour too haha.

Dynamite notes -

Only 5 minutes late this time!  What an opener, I'm not the biggest fan of undisputed era but they can definitely hold their own in matches like that. I would have rather seen it end in a fuck finish or dq than having them go over clean, especially after they let hangman and lucha express get so many big spots in.

I like them putting 2.0 with Jericho. That fits pretty well. What the hell are they doing with Jake Hager? I feel like he hasn't wrestled in months. Does he have an mma fight coming up or something?

Wardlow vs scorpio... Fuck that ending. I really don't want sky having a long title reign and I would be fine with them just strapping the rocket to Wardlow. I just see scorpio as like... Jay Lethal without a personality or charisma. Hes fine but boring, and that's not the kind of guy who should be holding the second most important belt in the company. Wardlow vs MJF is gonna be hype though.

Glad to see the hardyz busting out the jncos and spandex to really milk the nostalgia. Jeff looks great. Matt not so much haha. It's hard watching him try to stand up after he takes a bump.

Thunder Rosa should win this. It's time and its in Rosa's home town. And they have a brand new belt. And its in a cage. And it's the main event hahaha. And she does. Good match, nice moment for the fans. No idea why Dustin was out there but it's always nice to see one of my favorite wrestlers ever. I'm getting a little sick of the tacks on every show though. It kinda kills the gimmick when ref Aubrey jumps down and counts the 3 in the middle of them without selling it too.

Not the best Dynamite I've ever seen but pretty good. The hardyz nostalgia trip and the trios match were highlights for me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 18, 2022, 04:28:58 PM
Fuuuuuck X-pac broke my heart. Apparently Hall actually relapsed during the pandemic and was in bad shape. His close friends knew, but they kept it out of the spotlight. Apparently he fell and broke his hip and couldn't move and was laying in his house for a few days until DDP went to check on him and found him. That started the chain of events that ultimately lead to the surgery, blood clot, and ultimately death.

This hurts on a couple levels... One because I'm an addict who's lost so, so much to it and no matter how far away I get from that lifestyle there's always the fear in the back of my head that I'm going to end up that way. The fact that even right up to the end he felt like he had to hide it because he didn't want to disappoint people who looked up to him hits home... That shame. That fear. It fucking sucks.

The other is because of my job I'm acutely aware of exactly what his last days entailed. That also fucking sucks, and I hate how clinically I processed it. It makes me wonder if I'm getting too callous, too used to watching people die, I feel like I'm still too young to be worrying about this stuff.

I know thats only tangentially related to wrestling but I guess I've been thinking about it a lot.

OK here's something on topic - Botchamania is back on YouTube! Still the best "wrestling content" on the internet after all these years.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5FOv7opRC5k


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TheBoognish on March 18, 2022, 04:38:53 PM
Don’t know how many of you are into Japanese wrestling, but Will Ospreay badly broke SANADA’s eye socket two days ago. Botched standing shooting star press and landed with both knees on his face, match was immediately stopped. Bummer.

SANADA’s going to be out for a while.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 18, 2022, 11:52:38 PM
Don’t know how many of you are into Japanese wrestling, but Will Ospreay badly broke SANADA’s eye socket two days ago. Botched standing shooting star press and landed with both knees on his face, match was immediately stopped. Bummer.

SANADA’s going to be out for a while.

Man ospreay is getting big too so that had to suck so bad. If Vince was smart he would throw a bunch of money at him and just make him the British Rollins. Or the British Billy Kidman from the sound of it. Sanada doesn't do much for me but he has a lot of fans so that's a big blow going into the spring events. Hopefully he comes back with a phantom taker mask, or is that too close to Taichi's gimmick?

Tried to watch smackdown because I was bored. Turned it on to a really good women's match with rhea Ripley and Sasha banks starting to steal the show.... Then of course we get a run in and dq and it becomes a really stupid angle with everyone rigidly shuffling to their mark and worrying about hitting their cue, and then cut to Johnny Knoxville doing a terrible promo announcing his "match" at Wrestlemania is no dq now.

 I seriously can't watch this. Between the epilepsy inducing camera cuts and the way everyone acts and is presented it just reeks of pandering to the feds idea of all fans being dipshits with a miliisecond attention span. It feels so incredibly plastic and disposable if that makes any sense. Gross.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 21, 2022, 06:58:48 AM
Man I missed all of last week for AEW but psyched Thunder Rosa got the strap. They are indeed over-using the tacks though.

There was a New Japan Strong taping yesterday Kinda close to me and I should've gone but got pretty drunk on Saturday night. Bummed I missed that.

I still try so hard to support WWE, but it is really unwatchable for 90% of each episode. It's hard to get hyped for whatever Steve Austin is gonna do when you flip the channel and Sting is going through 3 tables.

Ospreay got a big match with Moxley booked next month in Chicago, that should be sick.

Buttfart, I am always here for you if you having personal issues, let me know if you want my phone number.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 22, 2022, 01:13:24 PM
Man I missed all of last week for AEW but psyched Thunder Rosa got the strap. They are indeed over-using the tacks though.

There was a New Japan Strong taping yesterday Kinda close to me and I should've gone but got pretty drunk on Saturday night. Bummed I missed that.

I still try so hard to support WWE, but it is really unwatchable for 90% of each episode. It's hard to get hyped for whatever Steve Austin is gonna do when you flip the channel and Sting is going through 3 tables.

Ospreay got a big match with Moxley booked next month in Chicago, that should be sick.

Buttfart, I am always here for you if you having personal issues, let me know if you want my phone number.

Yo dude I legitimately appreciate that and I'd give you a big hug and playfully grab your ass just for the offer but I'm aight. I have a solid support structure that keeps an eye on me and honestly just venting via text like that helps a lot. Writing forces me to slow down and organize my thoughts which makes things less chaotic and daunting. I think I can process the world better. I also try to be as honest and realistic with myself as I can which includes stuff that isn't always fun to think about, but I feel like it's necessary if you want to ever be truly happy and at peace.

For real though, it means a ton to me that that's where your mind went after reading it. You're a good dude and you crack me up.

I'm so in agreement about the fed. I want it to be the new Monday night wars, but it's more like 1997 wwf vs 2000 Vince Russo insanity wcw (aka TNA senior) right now. I can barely watch it and even when I can I can't really enjoy it because I know there's almost certainly something awful coming after the next break.

I'm kinda ambivalent about Rosa. She definitely deserves it and it was time for Britt to drop it, and they did it the right way, but I just don't care that much. I can't get excited for her vs Mercedes if that's the direction they go. I don't love Jade either but I would rather see Mercedes in a program with her.. The tough old vet vs the unstoppable young genetic freak. I'd be down for that. Rosa can be the female hangman and just be a super baby face that knocks down midcard heels for a minute.

I need to watch NJPW more. Especially strong. I recently signed up for njpw World and started catching up but then I found that ECW Playlist and got sidetracked. I do love Kevin Kelly though, hes so perfect for that job.

Actually you just inspired me. I'm gonna smoke a bowl and watch some NJPW.





Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 23, 2022, 09:28:01 AM
Finally got around to watching rampage. Darby vs PeteDunner was solid. Typical darby getting his ass beat for 5 minutes then doing something that would make cactus jack wince match. I liked the count out finish to be honest, sometimes it's nice when they mix it up a little and no one looks weak or dumb. They just had to get a cheap Hardy boys pop in didn't they?

Scorpio sky trying his very best to be the rock and failing miserably. He was better in SCU. It doesn't help that regular old white guy Dan Lambert standing beside him is bigger than him. Maybe have him stand closer to the camera or get him some lifts for his boots or something.

Is Leyla Hirsch getting even thicker or is it just the new gear? She looks like she's wearing a diaper. Decent match, hard hitting and they didn't fuck anything up but it didn't flow that well.

6 man was meh. I know it was a squash but still felt like they could have done more with the time.

The acclaimed is basically the modern version of the New Age Outlaws.

Not the best episode. Apparently darby has some kind of  jackass-ish "stunt" reality TV show in the works? Maybe he'll go back and try to roll in off that fucking enormous thing he flew off again.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 24, 2022, 01:11:35 AM
I can't believe how entertaining and solid a match with sting and the Hardyz can still be in 2022. What a fucking spot fest, and I mean that in the very best way. Sting's cross body, darby getting thrown down the stairs, that fucking Swanton (lol at the empty one hour/pro wrestling tees boxes under the table), and then the ending sequence was sloppy but since Sting and Matt are so good they made it work pretty well. That was awesome, felt like I was a teenager again haha.

Glad they're putting Regal on commentary for the BD/mox matches. He's just the best. Only referring to Excalibur as "man in the mask" and never by his stupid name is a gimmick I can get behind. Not the biggest fan of the varsity blondes (pillman Jr reminds me of an overly enthusiastic but kinda dumb dog) but Julia Hart looks hot as fuck with the eye patch. They need to go to ROH when that opens, there's potential there but they need to work a lot more.

MJF is the best thing in wrestling right now for me and its not really close haha. He's like part Mr. McMahon, part Paul Heyman, and part Ted DiBiase. That wasn't even a good promo by his standards but he gets so much heat.

Cool to see Lethal on something other than YouTube for once. They really need to give him some wins though, he's too good to be the veteran jobber at this point. I'm assuming he'll be heading up ROH in some way, maybe even be the first champ to give the belt some instant legitimacy, so why not give him some momentum before he makes the switch? Book him against someone he can beat rather than against Cole who you know he's not beating.

Welp Dustin's promo made me really want to watch rampage this week.

Fuck Sammy. He's getting Cody heat from me. I don't care how crazy the shit you do is if you just roll around for 10 seconds then pop up and do some other flippy shit. At least the bucks make it flow and remember to hold their back occasionally when they do it.

Leyla and Red Velvet is way too high up the card. I've seen these two on dark about a dozen times and they just aren't ready so they'll probably die in this spot. Crowd doesn't seem to give a shit and JR and Tony are talking about turnbuckles.

What the fuck Jericho and Garcia vs the dork odor in the main event? Come on... I get you're trying to elevate Garcia but why not swap this with the tornado tag and move Lethal/Cole to the "hot start" match? It was a good match as you'd expect with these 4 but the only thing I would want to see going forward from this is Silver vs Hager with Silver getting his big brother 10 to come stand up to the bully for him.

Kind of a popcorn fart ending but fuck it I'm giving this episode a thumbs up just for the Sting/darby/Hardy Boyz match. That was a blast. I got one of my coworkers (a lapsed wwe fan) to watch some of the revolution match with the Sting table bump and he loved it, so I can't wait to show him this one. I want to take him to the show next month but he's scheduled to work.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 24, 2022, 09:39:27 AM
Buttfart.

I fall asleep on Wednesday nights easier now knowing that when I wake up I will have a nice review of the things I missed. I think I made it right up until they said leyla and red velvet were after the commercial break.

Dustin is still very good in the ring. HAd a great match with Bryan Danielson right after he debuted.

I loved Pilman Sr. so much that his kid will always get a pass from me. Agree that they would be great in ROH, just to much talent in that division in AEW for them to be a threat. Does it look like they are teasing Julia to turn on them? just still rocking the eye patch and during the match last night they kept cutting to her just sitting on the ring steps and not watching the match looking kind of brooding.

Regal is great. Anybody listen to Talk is Jericho podcast? Regal is latest guest and it gets pretty heavy with him talking about his health conditions.

I think Sammy is pretty good but he got a punchable face, and the jealosy of him clapping Conti's cheeks I just can't get past.

I liked Dark Order at the very beginning when it was just Uno and Grayson and the gimps all looked the same and didn't have names. All the cult recruiting and subversive vignettes were real cool. Then they made it a comedy act, which I liked a lot less. John Silver is a total badass though.

You are correct though, MJF is real young and already climbing up the list of greatest heels of all time, and greatest promo of all time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on March 24, 2022, 10:55:44 AM
Just popping in to say Danhausen is the best thing in wrestling at the moment.  I can’t wait for his leg to heel and see him back in the ring.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 24, 2022, 01:54:21 PM
Buttfart.

I fall asleep on Wednesday nights easier now knowing that when I wake up I will have a nice review of the things I missed. I think I made it right up until they said leyla and red velvet were after the commercial break.

Dustin is still very good in the ring. HAd a great match with Bryan Danielson right after he debuted.

I loved Pilman Sr. so much that his kid will always get a pass from me. Agree that they would be great in ROH, just to much talent in that division in AEW for them to be a threat. Does it look like they are teasing Julia to turn on them? just still rocking the eye patch and during the match last night they kept cutting to her just sitting on the ring steps and not watching the match looking kind of brooding.

Regal is great. Anybody listen to Talk is Jericho podcast? Regal is latest guest and it gets pretty heavy with him talking about his health conditions.

I think Sammy is pretty good but he got a punchable face, and the jealosy of him clapping Conti's cheeks I just can't get past.

I liked Dark Order at the very beginning when it was just Uno and Grayson and the gimps all looked the same and didn't have names. All the cult recruiting and subversive vignettes were real cool. Then they made it a comedy act, which I liked a lot less. John Silver is a total badass though.

You are correct though, MJF is real young and already climbing up the list of greatest heels of all time, and greatest promo of all time.

Haha I don't know why but wrestling is almost more fun to talk about than to actually watch sometimes.

I really like the Dark Order but they're kinda treading water. They're pretty good on YouTube stuff but I feel like they've kind of jobbed them out too much on the main shows to take anyone seriously. It seemed like they were starting to push 10 going into revolution then stopped, so it's like unless Hangman is there the "big star" of the group is Silver and that's not great. I almost think they need some new blood, but I have absolutely no idea who I'd want to see with them. I do love the idea of a cult ruled by an actual child though. I kinda wish they would do more than that but I guess you can't really take a 9 year old on cross country tours to promote storylines these days.

There's an amazing 90 minute interview with Regal where he talks about his early days and how he came up and his drug problems and everything... Hes such an insightful and passionate dude that you just get sucked in to whatever he's talking about. I would pay to be able to just ride around in a car and talk about life with him haha.

And yeah Pillman Sr. was one of my favorite WCW wrestlers when I was a kid. I made my mom buy me these tiger stripe underwear because they sort of looked like his trunks and then I'd run around doing splashes off anything I could climb. I guess I want his kid to do well but I'm not really confident he will if that makes sense. I guess theyre still teasing Julia turning but they don't feel like she's ready yet so they haven't pulled the trigger. She for sure needs some work but I think they see her as the next Alexa bliss. With that look and gimmick I can't imagine how creepy her DMs get.

Sammy had me until the revolution matches. He has potential but man he needs to learn to tone it down if he's gonna be a babyface. Very, very punchable face though. And I have that same kind of "fuck you I can't believe you get to have your way with that ass" jealousy for Jungle Boy.

I forgot they did the awards thing yesterday. Just threw it on while I was making food and it's super cheesy greenscreen pre-recorded segments. Not really worth watching. Also it has a lot of Britt Baker and she reminds me of like 40% of the chicks I went to high school with.

Danhausen reminds me of Beavis doing Cornholio










Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on March 25, 2022, 10:13:18 AM
Now realizing I’m once again balls deep in my bi-yearly wrestling fan phase. Bought a peacock subscription to watch all the old Attitude Era shows and god that stuff is so good.

On the video game front if any of you are thinking of getting 2K22 the gameplay is the best it’s been in years it’s still buggy as all fuck (it’s 2K after all) but I’m guessing within the next couple weeks everything will be ironed out with updates. The custom arenas and wrestlers are what really make the game shine, the modern WWE roster is beyond ass so I’ve been spending most my time playing with Attitude Era CAW’s and arenas. I’m writing way too much about this but the point is 2K finally got the gameplay right and you can actually have fun without glitches this time around. I’d honestly even say this years game feels pretty close to a remastered modern No Mercy.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 25, 2022, 12:06:17 PM
Now realizing I’m once again balls deep in my bi-yearly wrestling fan phase. Bought a peacock subscription to watch all the old Attitude Era shows and god that stuff is so good.

On the video game front if any of you are thinking of getting 2K22 the gameplay is the best it’s been in years it’s still buggy as all fuck (it’s 2K after all) but I’m guessing within the next couple weeks everything will be ironed out with updates. The custom arenas and wrestlers are what really make the game shine, the modern WWE roster is beyond ass so I’ve been spending most my time playing with Attitude Era CAW’s and arenas. I’m writing way too much about this but the point is 2K finally got the gameplay right and you can actually have fun without glitches this time around. I’d honestly even say this years game feels pretty close to a remastered modern No Mercy.

Is it better than 2k16? I'm still playing that but I might grab the new one once it goes on sale. Believe it or not I actually still play the n64 thq/aki games on an emulator too... Mostly no mercy because I've got a career mode going but I played revenge the other day and it might actually have a better roster. I'm convinced AKI man is the inspiration for suicide in TNA.

I reactivated my peacock last week for the same reason, except I'm also watching old ECW and some of the 80s Crockett/NWA stuff is fun to throw on sometimes.

Are you watching AEW? It's the most fun I've had watching wrestling since the attitude era and they take a lot of inspiration from that period both in ring (particularly the blood and tables haha) and out, although it's obviously far less sexual and degrading to women since Vince Russo isn't booking it. Its worth checking out, you can watch like the last 6 weeks or something of Dynamite on the TBS site with a cable/satellite login. If you need an account shoot me a PM and I can probably find you one.

Also your username is bringing back fond memories of using the 95 rockies in every baseball video game that came out that year. Bichette, Galarraga, Castillo, and Larry Walker all hit 30 homers and I think all but the big cat hit over. 300. That was the first team that really put the rockies on the map as I remember it.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on March 25, 2022, 01:31:02 PM
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Now realizing I’m once again balls deep in my bi-yearly wrestling fan phase. Bought a peacock subscription to watch all the old Attitude Era shows and god that stuff is so good.

On the video game front if any of you are thinking of getting 2K22 the gameplay is the best it’s been in years it’s still buggy as all fuck (it’s 2K after all) but I’m guessing within the next couple weeks everything will be ironed out with updates. The custom arenas and wrestlers are what really make the game shine, the modern WWE roster is beyond ass so I’ve been spending most my time playing with Attitude Era CAW’s and arenas. I’m writing way too much about this but the point is 2K finally got the gameplay right and you can actually have fun without glitches this time around. I’d honestly even say this years game feels pretty close to a remastered modern No Mercy.
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Is it better than 2k16? I'm still playing that but I might grab the new one once it goes on sale. Believe it or not I actually still play the n64 thq/aki games on an emulator too... Mostly no mercy because I've got a career mode going but I played revenge the other day and it might actually have a better roster. I'm convinced AKI man is the inspiration for suicide in TNA.

In my opinion it’s much better than 16, the only things really hampering it is the roster and bugs. The combat is much different now and feels way better than the past 2K’s I haven’t tried the career/MyRise mode past the character creation but apparently it’s pretty good but I’ll have to see for myself.

Lol AKI Man is absolutely the groundwork for Suicide it makes too much sense especially since Suicide literally spawned out of a video game.


Are you watching AEW? It's the most fun I've had watching wrestling since the attitude era and they take a lot of inspiration from that period both in ring (particularly the blood and tables haha) and out, although it's obviously far less sexual and degrading to women since Vince Russo isn't booking it. Its worth checking out, you can watch like the last 6 weeks or something of Dynamite on the TBS site with a cable/satellite login. If you need an account shoot me a PM and I can probably find you one.

I really need to start, I’ve been keeping up with AEW since it’s inception and still haven’t watched a full match. Darby and MJF are the main guys I really need to see. I’ve watched hours of MJF promos/interviews on YouTube and his heel work/dedication to the character is fucking great. If you got the hookup on TBS accounts I’d gladly take one if it’s not a hassle. Also it’s been a minute since I’ve used it so I’m not sure how good it is now but if you do wanna watch free wrestling and ufc shows/streams unethically watchwrestling.in is the spot.  ;)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on March 25, 2022, 01:34:53 PM
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Now realizing I’m once again balls deep in my bi-yearly wrestling fan phase. Bought a peacock subscription to watch all the old Attitude Era shows and god that stuff is so good.

On the video game front if any of you are thinking of getting 2K22 the gameplay is the best it’s been in years it’s still buggy as all fuck (it’s 2K after all) but I’m guessing within the next couple weeks everything will be ironed out with updates. The custom arenas and wrestlers are what really make the game shine, the modern WWE roster is beyond ass so I’ve been spending most my time playing with Attitude Era CAW’s and arenas. I’m writing way too much about this but the point is 2K finally got the gameplay right and you can actually have fun without glitches this time around. I’d honestly even say this years game feels pretty close to a remastered modern No Mercy.
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Also your username is bringing back fond memories of using the 95 rockies in every baseball video game that came out that year. Bichette, Galarraga, Castillo, and Larry Walker all hit 30 homers and I think all but the big cat hit over. 300. That was the first team that really put the rockies on the map as I remember it.

The Blake Street Bombers. Still waiting on The Show to add Gala to Diamond Dynasty mode.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on March 25, 2022, 01:36:52 PM
Y’all see HHH has officially announced his retirement due to heart complications?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 26, 2022, 01:49:05 AM

I really need to start, I’ve been keeping up with AEW since it’s inception and still haven’t watched a full match. Darby and MJF are the main guys I really need to see. I’ve watched hours of MJF promos/interviews on YouTube and his heel work/dedication to the character is fucking great. If you got the hookup on TBS accounts I’d gladly take one if it’s not a hassle. Also it’s been a minute since I’ve used it so I’m not sure how good it is now but if you do wanna watch free wrestling and ufc shows/streams unethically watchwrestling.in is the spot.  ;)


Dude I was actually going to link you to watchwrestling haha. There's a couple other ones with similar layouts that I think are run by the same guy but sometimes have different links. Since Turner doesn't have a full archive up I use that to download older episodes or when I'm looking for a particular match. TBS site is faster and has better quality though obviously. I have a list of logins on my PC, I'll send you a couple when I get home from work. If I forget just remind me.

MJF vs Darby from Full Gear is definitely a good one to introduce the AEW product. The entire MJF vs Punk feud was awesome too, they just had a solid dog collar match to blow it off. Also basically any match Danielson has had. It's all good stuff, especially compared to what WWE is doing these days. Like I said, most fun Ive had since the attitude era and the fact that they have the Hardyz now (and Jeff is still doing absolute batshit stuff) makes it even easier to slip back into that frame of mind when watching.


Really sorry to hear about HHH, he's a big part of why I quit watching wrestling but he was always good on the big stage and NXT had a hand in developing like half the top end talent in all the main companies right now. Glad he has the sense to not even risk it and just snuff out any talk of him wrestling ever again right now. Probably saved a lot of people the trauma of watching their hero and one of the best to ever do it dying in the ring like poor Japanese fans did with Misawa or Mexican fans with that dude Rey Rey killed with a 619.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 27, 2022, 08:04:20 AM
Ok that Dustin vs Lance Archer match was fucking awesome. And not just because Dustin is one of my all timers, it was just a really good old school hoss fight. As soon as they came together outside the ring and started throwing those big overhead clubbing forearms I knew it was gonna be fun. Dustin legit looked like it was 1992 again at points during the match and Archer is a great vicious monster heel. I mean I can never take tramp stamp Lance Hoyt too seriously, but he's a very good big man.

My only complaint was the crowd was a little dead especially given that it's Dustin's hometown, they barely even popped for the drop down uppercut or some of his other signatures. Otherwise I loved it and I would be ecstatic if Dustin actually wants to come back and do a full storyline/feud. I know he has the school and everything but goddamn he can still go and, much like Dusty, he's probably the best fired up baby face promo in the company.


Gonna rewatch the rest of the show later today. I was drifting in and out of consciousness after this match so I know who won the other ones but I don't remember what happened.

Also I'm officially 100% on the fuck Sammy bandwagon. That shit with the belt was as heelish as you can get and he's making me want to cheer Dan Lambert. Go away for about 6 months and think about what you've done please
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 29, 2022, 09:32:47 AM
Dude. I fucked up and did that thing again where I tried to watch RAW. Holy shit. Big mistake.

I will say that I like this version of Brock Lesnar and although he ain't the best talker by far, I respect that he is actually trying to connect with the crowd and trying to cut a decent promo.

Having Omos destroy legit tag teams is bad news. Viking Raiders will be gone soon.

Ricochet has lost on TV at least 3 times since winning the IC belt. WTF?

Much more is wrong but I don't have the time or energy.

Oh wait, Sasha Banks is in a tag team with Naomi. Thats the best they got for Sasha right now? Bullshit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 30, 2022, 07:44:57 PM
Dude. I fucked up and did that thing again where I tried to watch RAW. Holy shit. Big mistake.

I will say that I like this version of Brock Lesnar and although he ain't the best talker by far, I respect that he is actually trying to connect with the crowd and trying to cut a decent promo.

Having Omos destroy legit tag teams is bad news. Viking Raiders will be gone soon.

Ricochet has lost on TV at least 3 times since winning the IC belt. WTF?

Much more is wrong but I don't have the time or energy.

Oh wait, Sasha Banks is in a tag team with Naomi. Thats the best they got for Sasha right now? Bullshit.

Hahaha dude that Sasha Naomi shit is exactly what I thought when I turned it on last week. Like when she got in the ring with Rhea they were awesome and all I could think was how much better it would have been as a singles match. Everything else is spot on too.. A few weeks ago everyone was talking about how this was finally going to be Riccochet's push and shit and this is what we get. I can't wait for Vince to take him off the air, blame him for not getting over, and then try to turn him into a kid friendly break dancer.

And yeah I like this Brock. He's a throwback to all the marble mouth meatheads from the 80s and 90s when he talks, and that's endearing in its own way.

I fell asleep for the start of Dynamite but I'm downloading it now. I saw the last 40 minutes or so.. I turned it on during the Jericho - Kingston brawl. Main event was pretty good, I guess Darby's skating a hockey deck now, and maybe thunders? I'll have to check the tape.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 02, 2022, 10:28:55 PM
Ok. That was kind of awesome. Fuck the WWE but Austin can still go and Owens played his role perfectly. I was furious that Stone Cold was drinking PBR until I realized Austin wasn't courting the hipster audience and it was actually his new beer. They did a pretty good job of keeping people guessing as to what the whole thing would be but I don't think anyone expected a full 10 minute old school brawl through the crowd. They should have let Owens blade, that match deserved blood.
Him selling the last stunner by slumping over like he was dead and getting rolled out to the floor was poetry in motion.

I was almost positive I would be disappointed by this in some way but honestly the only thing I can complain about is the FUCKING CAMERA CUTS. It's so disorienting and just takes me out of the moment that it's seriously unwatchable at times. When they were in the corner they must have cut 50 times in about 30 seconds and I wish I was exaggerating. Holy shit. Fuck off Kevin Dunn. The match got so much better when they went into the crowd and they could only use the follow cam (although they sure as hell tried to mix the wide shot in) and that got me back into it enough to coast through the ending.

I slept through most of the card, I'm sure I'll go back and try to rewatch it at some point but it's going to be a slog. I did see most of Becky's match and she's on a different level. Also fuck you Seth Rollins.

Brock and Roman have a hard act to follow.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2022, 08:56:21 PM
Actually attempting to watch night 2 but I'm giving myself a 20 minute buffer so I can skip around when it gets rough.

Sami Zayn is awesome but that match would have been better if it ended with him heluva kicking wee man in the face. I hate it when celebrities win, it feels like such a sell-out.

After all this time Lashley still amazes me with how simultaneously impressive and boring he is.

Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan look like they're about to shoot a lesbian bondage scene.

Did AJ just accidentally punch himself in the face and bust himself open walking down the ramp? I'm pretty sure he did.

That new day match was awful. Pete Dunne as butch is stupid as fuck and they basically buried the new day again. You couldn't cut one of the 40 video recap packages and give them a few more minutes?

Pat McAfee is a blind spot for me. I think he's awesome but he could be awful and I wouldn't notice. It's like watching one of my big dumb jock Yinzer buddies living out our adolescent dream so of course I marked out huge for the entrance and win. Can't believe how over he is with this crowd hahaha. I'm also cracking up at evil old Mr. McBurns sitting there with a flirty homoerotic smirk every time his prize golden muscle twink does something good. Vince should probably never take his jacket off again, it's getting harder and harder for him to deny that he's a member of the reptilian illuminati.

Vince's segment with stone cold was predictable but I still popped. Definitely another blind spot because I know it's going to be terrible if I try to rewatch it.

Brock vs Roman in the Heyman on a pole match. I didn't really want to watch this until Brock did his own intro, I'm in. Nice little callback there when Roman rubbed his forehead and looked concerned when Brock took his gloves off. Is this honestly what they're going to do? Just do finishers back and forth over and over? This kind of sucks. Yeah that sucked. Pretty lame main event.

Edit: it's the morning after. Night 2 definitely wasn't as good as night one, although Pat McAfee tried his best. I think 2 nights is definitely the way forward but it still felt really bloated and uneven at times. They did better on the pacing this year but some matches were too short (new day match, main event could have been an actual match and not just spamming finishers) and some were too long (AJ - edge could have had a lot of fat trimmed). Overall this was a hell of a good event though. I wish it was a little more focused on the actual wrestling but I had fun and there were more hits than misses.

That being said, there's no way I'm even going to attempt to watch raw or smackdown. Even as much as I enjoyed this there were several points where I switched tabs and watched the last rampage or stuff I missed from night 1. It just doesn't hold my attention the way AEW or old ECW does, probably because I'm a salty old smark that craves blood and unprotected chair shots to the head. Other than the pure nostalgia stuff and Yinzer bias my favorite thing about mania was Cody doing his AEW entrance and move set, so it's going to be interesting to see how they manage to fuck up his booking this time around.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 04, 2022, 05:28:15 AM
Actually attempting to watch night 2 but I'm giving myself a 20 minute buffer so I can skip around when it gets rough.

Sami Zayn is awesome but that match would have been better if it ended with him heluva kicking wee man in the face. I hate it when celebrities win, it feels like such a sell-out.

After all this time Lashley still amazes me with how simultaneously impressive and boring he is.

Rhea Ripley and Liv Morgan look like they're about to shoot a lesbian bondage scene.

Did AJ just accidentally punch himself in the face and bust himself open walking down the ramp? I'm pretty sure he did.

That new day match was awful. Pete Dunne as butch is stupid as fuck and they basically buried the new day again. You couldn't cut one of the 40 video recap packages and give them a few more minutes?

Pat McAfee is a blind spot for me. I think he's awesome but he could be awful and I wouldn't notice. It's like watching one of my big dumb jock Yinzer buddies living out our adolescent dream so of course I marked out huge for the entrance and win. Can't believe how over he is with this crowd hahaha. I'm also cracking up at evil old Mr. McBurns sitting there with a flirty homoerotic smirk every time his prize golden muscle twink does something good. Vince should probably never take his jacket off again, it's getting harder and harder for him to deny that he's a member of the reptilian illuminati.

Vince's segment with stone cold was predictable but I still popped. Definitely another blind spot because I know it's going to be terrible if I try to rewatch it.

Brock vs Roman in the Heyman on a pole match. I didn't really want to watch this until Brock did his own intro, I'm in. Nice little callback there when Roman rubbed his forehead and looked concerned when Brock took his gloves off. Is this honestly what they're going to do? Just do finishers back and forth over and over? This kind of sucks. Yeah that sucked. Pretty lame main event.

Edit: it's the morning after. Night 2 definitely wasn't as good as night one, although Pat McAfee tried his best. I think 2 nights is definitely the way forward but it still felt really bloated and uneven at times. They did better on the pacing this year but some matches were too short (new day match, main event could have been an actual match and not just spamming finishers) and some were too long (AJ - edge could have had a lot of fat trimmed). Overall this was a hell of a good event though. I wish it was a little more focused on the actual wrestling but I had fun and there were more hits than misses.

That being said, there's no way I'm even going to attempt to watch raw or smackdown. Even as much as I enjoyed this there were several points where I switched tabs and watched the last rampage or stuff I missed from night 1. It just doesn't hold my attention the way AEW or old ECW does, probably because I'm a salty old smark that craves blood and unprotected chair shots to the head. Other than the pure nostalgia stuff and Yinzer bias my favorite thing about mania was Cody doing his AEW entrance and move set, so it's going to be interesting to see how they manage to fuck up his booking this time around.

Pretty solid review. I too was wondering about AJ Styles’ face. Not a fan of him so this just added to me thinking this guy is a clown. I felt like the women’s’ matches were solid & did well in terms of creating a powerful division of WWE. The RKBro match ruled & as for the rest, I enjoyed it BUT hated that Reigns won. Deep down I knew that’s going to be the case but I’ve been a fan of Lesnar since his original debut.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: krookedjuice on April 04, 2022, 07:04:46 AM
I'm definitely more of a casual wrestling fan these days, but Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania i always will tune in for.

not going to do a long review but i definitely thought this was a fun Wrestlemania. The Cody / Seth match was my favorite of the two nights. The Stone Cold / KO match was fun and the Johnny Knoxville / Zayn was way more entertaining than i anticipated.

Fun show, but the "biggest match in wrestlemania history" really fell short.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 05, 2022, 02:21:23 AM

Pretty solid review. I too was wondering about AJ Styles’ face. Not a fan of him so this just added to me thinking this guy is a clown. I felt like the women’s’ matches were solid & did well in terms of creating a powerful division of WWE. The RKBro match ruled & as for the rest, I enjoyed it BUT hated that Reigns won. Deep down I knew that’s going to be the case but I’ve been a fan of Lesnar since his original debut.

Thanks! I was hoping someone would enjoy the golden muscle twink line. I can't believe I forgot to mention rkbro, that match was a lot of fun and the little yelp Ford made after Riddle jumped up on the ropes for the cutter was beautiful.

AJ's cut was like a rug burn with a tiny tear so I think he grazed himself with the punch part of his pose. I went back and slow-mo'ed it later and I'm pretty sure that's what happened. AJ is  very, very dumb but he's a savant in the ring. I haven't been impressed by him recently but I really enjoyed his NJPW run a few years ago.

Women's matches were overall very good, but I absolutely hate the contrived ass corner tower spot in the tag. It was impressive once, now its predictable and takes forever to set up and takes me out of the moment. I could watch Rhea and Sasha chain wrestle all day though. Becky vs Bianca was exactly what it needed to be... Bianca was already a star but it made her a bigger one and Becky is so fucking good I don't think you could bury her if you tried. She's the female HBK.

Reigns was inevitable, the match just sucked. I know Roman got hurt but there always seems to be something that goes wrong with him. I was actually kind of expecting Brock to retire for good afterwards but I guess the money is still too good to walk away from.

But yeah, having seen everything now I can't argue with your Cody - Seth pick for best match. If it weren't for SCSA it would have been my favorite part of the whole weekend. Rollins is Mr. Mania, the dude always has a great match so he was the perfect opponent and I loved how they blended the old school physical storytelling and limb work with modern high spots and flashy offense.

I'm definitely more of a casual wrestling fan these days, but Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania i always will tune in for.

not going to do a long review but i definitely thought this was a fun Wrestlemania. The Cody / Seth match was my favorite of the two nights. The Stone Cold / KO match was fun and the Johnny Knoxville / Zayn was way more entertaining than i anticipated.

Fun show, but the "biggest match in wrestlemania history" really fell short.

I would maybe watch survivor series if they went back to the all star team format from the early years but I'm at the same point - I just don't care about anything except the spectacle events. The storylines are so stale and boring and everything feels so rehearsed and inauthentic that everyone is basically interchangeable and no one really stands out.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 08, 2022, 10:43:58 AM
Fell asleep before Dynamite but watching it now. Gonna try to take a break from smoking for a while starting tomorrow so I'm getting good and ripped..

Starting things off with Christian Cage vs Adam Cole. I should be hyped for this but Christian has been pretty boring. Good match but I'm kinda sick of seeing Cole's skinny ass every week.

Oh shit forgot Samoa Joe vs Max Caster was happening. Not a bad verse but Joe is kinda hard to hate on haha. Joe lookin good, cool he busted out the dive and the crowd popped hard as fuck for the muscle buster. Looking forward to him and lethal having a program. I always thought Sonjay Dutt sucked and I guess I still do.

MJF on commentary.. This should be good. Ok yeah it was. Actually wish it was a longer segment. I could watch Wardlow throw security jobbers around all day.

I like Kingston and Santana/Ortiz but the generic "new York tough guy" thing doesn't do much for me. I guess when it's him and Jericho they could talk about anything and get it over so it doesn't really matter, but it feels a little lazy.

Jolly Green Jade Cargill. Did you know she's married to Brandon Phillips? That's probably the most interesting thing about her.

Up next is Hardy boyz vs the PeteDunner and the Blade in an elimination table match. Solid stuff.. Hardyz are nuts, Someone please tell Jeff he doesn't need to do the huge ladder swanton every week. Not just because I don't want him to die but it's also losing its impact a little.

Julia Hart vs Hikaru Shida. Interesting combo. Shida is really good, Julia is really hot. Pretty good match, I don't know if Hart is getting better or Shida just carried her but that was solid.

Swerve with another boring promo to start a segment that existed solely so Keith Lee could pounce someone through a wall (that definitely wasn't built that day for that exact reason).

OK bucks vs FTR 2. FTR has such a bangin theme. Really cool to see the ROH belts being defended on AEW. Nick Jackson has such good timing. That actually mostly lived up to the hype. I like the bucks best when they're working against someone they actually have to wrestle and it's not just a series of flips and dives one after the other. 1-1 now, looking forward to the rubber match..

Apparently sammy and Tay got booed out of the building in Boston when they came out for the sign gimmick and cheered when they left. They have to be leaning into this to get heat, there's no way he's actually this big of a douche right?

Also watched most of ROH supercard of honor. Didn't watch the FTR match because I hate the Briscoes. Minoru Suzuki having a North American title is fucking hilarious, I want him to be on TV every week but I'm honestly not sure if western audiences would "get" him at this point in his career. He just kinda looks like an old Japanese guy making funny faces if you don't know how legit he is.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 09, 2022, 10:12:00 AM
Haha just watched Rampage and Sammy and Tay got shit on by the crowd then diced up on the mic by Dan Lambert. It has to be intentional, there's no way they could be this oblivious.

Ricky Starks looks like the rock if he never took steroids.

Just heard they are actually doing Suzuki on TV and it's against Samoa Joe? I'm kinda worried it's going to be disappointing since they're both old but I'm gonna watch.

Main event was pretty good even though Yuta is a nerd. I have to say this though... they need to stop bleeding on every single show. This coming from a guy who binge watches ECW and the territories. Not necessarily here here because Mox is a notorious deathmatch brawler and they wanted to show Yuta being able to hang with him in that style but overall it just feels like that weird period in 97-98 where the WWF was trying to court the ECW fanbase by having blood and chair shots on every show. And as much as I hate to say it, it's kind of wasted on a rampage match. Not a lot of people watch it. Save it for PPV guys.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 11, 2022, 08:03:41 AM
Sorry Buttfart, been on vacation since Mania. Mostly agree with your Mania reviews, Stone Cold was awesome. Was that McAfee's first win in WWE? He's only had the matches with Adam Cole, right? I wish Smackdown was better because I like him on commentary.

Lashley. Man. What terrible booking. They just put in months of work on Omos to have him lose at Mania? Squashing tag teams to lose to Lashley? Unless Bobby taking the belt from Roman, this is pointless.

This may be a hot take, but the star/surprise of the weekend for me was Logan Paul. The kid is a natural heel and looked like he loved the hate. He moved real good in the ring as well. Kid can wrestle. Here's a quote from my wife, "Baby, am I high or was logan Paul's frog splash better than both Mysterio's?" Miz v Paul at Summer Slam could be great, but not sure how Paul would work as a babyface after Miz turned on him.

I actually was entertained by Knoxville, I thought it was great. Not surprised he got the W just because people are loving watching Sami lose. Feeds into the conspiracy gimmick. Props to Knoxville for thinking quick when that final rat trap didn't pop off when he hit the button. He had to spring it manually and almost got caught up in it.

Hope no one actually expected a good match between Brock and Roman.

IMO, the biggest Mania matches of all time are Hogan/Warrior and Hogan/Rock, but my favorite actual Mania match has to be Savage/Flair.

AEW has been real solid. Max Castor spits hard. Bucks v FTR was real sick. HOOK no selling the curse is funny. Agree with you on the blood and Hardy high spots. We don't need to see that every week.

Finally saw a Skye Blue match and holy shit you are right about that ass. She needs to join up with Tay-Jay. She had a decent match too. Still working on some good nicknames for her, right now all I got is "Thigh Blue"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 12, 2022, 06:47:36 PM
Sorry Buttfart, been on vacation since Mania. Mostly agree with your Mania reviews, Stone Cold was awesome. Was that McAfee's first win in WWE? He's only had the matches with Adam Cole, right? I wish Smackdown was better because I like him on commentary.

Lashley. Man. What terrible booking. They just put in months of work on Omos to have him lose at Mania? Squashing tag teams to lose to Lashley? Unless Bobby taking the belt from Roman, this is pointless.

This may be a hot take, but the star/surprise of the weekend for me was Logan Paul. The kid is a natural heel and looked like he loved the hate. He moved real good in the ring as well. Kid can wrestle. Here's a quote from my wife, "Baby, am I high or was logan Paul's frog splash better than both Mysterio's?" Miz v Paul at Summer Slam could be great, but not sure how Paul would work as a babyface after Miz turned on him.

I actually was entertained by Knoxville, I thought it was great. Not surprised he got the W just because people are loving watching Sami lose. Feeds into the conspiracy gimmick. Props to Knoxville for thinking quick when that final rat trap didn't pop off when he hit the button. He had to spring it manually and almost got caught up in it.

Hope no one actually expected a good match between Brock and Roman.

IMO, the biggest Mania matches of all time are Hogan/Warrior and Hogan/Rock, but my favorite actual Mania match has to be Savage/Flair.

AEW has been real solid. Max Castor spits hard. Bucks v FTR was real sick. HOOK no selling the curse is funny. Agree with you on the blood and Hardy high spots. We don't need to see that every week.

Finally saw a Skye Blue match and holy shit you are right about that ass. She needs to join up with Tay-Jay. She had a decent match too. Still working on some good nicknames for her, right now all I got is "Thigh Blue"

All good, I hope you had a good vacay and that's a shoot brother. I've been busier with real life stuff so I've only been watching the main shows as well.

I think I heard on one of the podcasts that McAfee had 3 matches in his life going into that one, not sure if he won any though. You're for sure right about Logan Paul too. He's a natural douchebag heel and his whole Eddie impersonation was awesome. Definitely a better frogger than Dom and Rey too, he got tons of hang time and landed it perfectly. The jackass match was great, I know most people wanted Sami to lose and I don't think it was the worst decision but I'm a grouchy old mark who wants it to be somewhat believable and I think it would have been so fucking cool if he just pinned wee man after kicking the fuck out of him like that haha.

Lashley is kinda in the same boat as Jack Swagger for me. Big, athletic, legit, experienced, not great on the mic but can talk enough, looks great, but just boring for whatever reason. No charisma.

Savage/Flair might be the pick dude. I wouldn't have thought of it but now that I did I can't really argue with it haha.

AEW is for sure doing well right now. They've been hitting a lot more than missing. Really the only thing that irritates me is Sammy and Tay but like I said I have a suspicion they're aware and playing it up. I think I mentioned I'm already slightly sick of danhausen haha. Hook looks good in the ring but everything I've seen was pretty short and squashy.

And dude I'm telling you she has like my perfect, ideal ass. She's on dark and elevation all the time and every time I hear her music I'm like "fuck I better pause this and jerk off so I can actually watch the match". She's pretty good in the ring but when she's rolling around doing mat work there's zero chance I can think about anything except how badly I want to be her shorts.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 12, 2022, 09:48:28 PM
CM Punk vs Penta Oscuro on Dynamite. Yes please. Tony playing fantasy match with his real life wrestler toys is always fun and if these two click its going to be amazing.

Edit: Holy shit they're also doing Samoa Joe vs Minoru fuckin Suzuki.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 13, 2022, 05:32:04 AM
Yeah I gotta remember not to smoke so much later so I can get through Dynamite tonight! HA!

I really like how these random awesome matches are happening with no build and no storyline reason other than to just showcase some amazing wrestling. Sometimes that can naturally create a great fued or storyline that nobody could ever write. Something organic happens in the ring and all of the sudden two guys that have never crossed paths now have a reason to hate each other. That's the shit you build on.

WWE is trying so hard to force these "moments" it just comes off as trash.

Also, they had Lashley beat Omos so now MVP has to turn on Lashley to help Omos get a W? THAT MAN SHOULD NOT NEED  HELP!!!!!

Also a side note, I live in Tampa and Omos played basketball at University of South Florida. My friend runs a tattoo shop in that area and has tattoo'd him a couple times and said he is a real nice guy.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 13, 2022, 07:55:56 AM
Also, not sure if you saw, but Thigh Blue is wrestling Marina Shaffir tonight on Dynamite so get the tissues ready!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 13, 2022, 07:01:52 PM
Also, not sure if you saw, but Thigh Blue is wrestling Marina Shaffir tonight on Dynamite so get the tissues ready!!!!

Hahahaha fuck dude, I did see that but didn't get a chance to properly prepare. I'm going to take the opposite approach and smoke so much I'm too lazy to move my arm. I have some
motor breath that tested over 30% so it should be possible.

Punk vs Penta kicking off the show almost feels like a statement... Like our shit is so good we can use this as a kickoff match. Damn that's a hot crowd... Penta is so fucking good. Dude would be a PPV main eventer here too if he could speak English. The match wasn't amazing but it was good for weekly TV. You knew Punk was going to win but they told a good simple story and the finish was nicely done.

ReDragon vs Lucha Express now? This is like a PPV card haha. These 4 could put on a great match in their sleep so unsurprisingly I'm enjoying this haha. That falcon arrow/pin breakup was beautiful and jungle boy is a star even if he's a twink.

I think I'm going to make FTR's theme my ringtone. That shit is bangin.

As much as I make fun of people who signed up for Toni Storm's only fans, if Thigh Blue made one I'd whip my credit card out so fast I'd probably cut myself.

That MJF/Wardlow shit is gold. Wardlow just murdering a line of jobbers is beautiful but I want Max to go over in the end. I feel like that gives them more options.

Trios match should be good too. I feel like I haven't seen Hager wrestle in forever. The cameras finding the JR lookalike singing Judas and JR saying "wait a minute..." cracked me up. I'm going to be so sad when he's gone. Jericho is starting to get that Flair body where he simultaneously looks great and super weird.

Dude. MJF might legitimately be one of the best promos I've ever seen.

What the fuck, they didn't give my girl her entrance. That's bullshit, I actually like her song haha. OK we're not even 30 seconds in and I'm at half mast. Thank God that was a squash, I don't think I'd have made it through a full match.

Not even my hatred of Sammy and Tay can make me want to cheer for Scorpio Sky.

Cool moment there with Ricky Starks getting emotional at the response he got. He's really grown on me, I thought he belonged on dark but he's been really good on rampage. He's still too small and generic to be a main eventer but mid card heel is perfect for him.

I vote we change Keith Lee's leapfrog to the bullfrog. I thought Starks was actually going to get the pin there, it would have been cool to see the crowd explode. I get why they stuck to the script but if someone had called an audible there I don't think anyone would have been pissed.

I was feeling kind of tired until Suzuki walked through the curtain. Murder Grandpa and Joe working a strong style chop fest as the main event on TBS is giving me serious 90's wcw/njpw talent trade vibes. I hope someone goes back and counts the chops when this is all said and done. Good match even if it was obvious what would happen.

Oh cool AEW got a great Khali. As soon as I see a big guy do the head squeeze or the claw I instantly assume they suck and I have a feeling I'm right. What a terrible way to end a great show.





Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 15, 2022, 05:35:59 AM
i read yesterday that AEW Khali came out because AEW is doing a big push in India with it's TV partner Eurosport. This is happening after Warner Media merged with Discovery(who owns Eurosport). Satnam Singh and that other guy Sonjay Dutt(guy with Jay Lethal) will be doing a lot of promotion work on the channel in India so they wanted those dudes immediately in a storyline with a known star.

Kinda whack but business is business and if they wanna keep signing these big dudes, they gotta get the money from somewhere. Our darling little indy project is finally succumbing to media deals and corporate pressure.

Oh well, as long as we have Thigh Blue and a pack of tissues we'll be OK.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 15, 2022, 01:13:32 PM
i read yesterday that AEW Khali came out because AEW is doing a big push in India with it's TV partner Eurosport. This is happening after Warner Media merged with Discovery(who owns Eurosport). Satnam Singh and that other guy Sonjay Dutt(guy with Jay Lethal) will be doing a lot of promotion work on the channel in India so they wanted those dudes immediately in a storyline with a known star.

Kinda whack but business is business and if they wanna keep signing these big dudes, they gotta get the money from somewhere. Our darling little indy project is finally succumbing to media deals and corporate pressure.

Oh well, as long as we have Thigh Blue and a pack of tissues we'll be OK.

That makes sense, I think every major wrestling company in the last 2 decades has tried to break into India at some point (WWE with Khali and Kinder, TNA with all sorts of wacky shit like ring ka King, didn't ROH have a big tv deal over there too? ) but they all fail somehow. Every time they do this they try to make some bland Indian guy who can't wrestle into the star of the show but my theory is that Indians don't really want to watch Indian wrestlers. A lot of us watch wrestling for something outrageous and exotic, not to see some dude who looks like your neighbor (shout out to the Gargano lookalike down the hall though). I think I mentioned this before but I used to have an irrational hatred of Sonjay Dutt and it doesn't seem to have faded much with time. He just pisses me off for no good reason at all haha.

It does feel like AEW is getting so big so fast that it's lost some of that indy charm, but I guess the idea is that dark and ROH will feature the up and comers, elevation will be for squashes and record padding, and then Dynamite will obviously be the flagship show with rampage as Tony's fantasy match night. I'd much rather they do it this way than go to a 3 hour Dynamite, that would probably be really good sometimes (like when they have a card like they had Wednesday where some of the matches would have benefitted from going longer) but I could see it wearing me down fast. I don't even know if I could do 3 hours of classic ECW in one sitting regularly and that's my favorite wrestling ever.

Speaking of amazing wrestling asses, I wonder what ivelisse is up to these days.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 17, 2022, 04:02:58 PM
Holy fucking shit CM Punk vs Dustin Rhodes in Pittsburgh! I assume this is opening the show and both guys called it a dream match so I'm hoping Tony let's them have like 20 minutes. So stoked I get to see Dustin, he doesn't wrestle all that often anymore but when he does it's usually really good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 18, 2022, 05:20:05 AM
I absolutely 100% DO NOT want a 3 hour dynamite. I usually don't make it to 10pm as it is, and I like it now because every minute on that show counts.

I forgot Rampage started early on Friday so I missed that, but Battle of the Belts on Saturday was pretty sick, even though I know you are pissed that Sammy G got the belt back. Gresham and Castle was pretty sick.

IvelASSe is the current champion in Shine Wrestling.

It's amazing how good in the ring Dustin still is at 53.

I heard a rumor that AEW is planning a big crossover show with NJPW coming up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 18, 2022, 11:51:54 AM
I absolutely 100% DO NOT want a 3 hour dynamite. I usually don't make it to 10pm as it is, and I like it now because every minute on that show counts.

I forgot Rampage started early on Friday so I missed that, but Battle of the Belts on Saturday was pretty sick, even though I know you are pissed that Sammy G got the belt back. Gresham and Castle was pretty sick.

IvelASSe is the current champion in Shine Wrestling.

It's amazing how good in the ring Dustin still is at 53.

I heard a rumor that AEW is planning a big crossover show with NJPW coming up.

Yeah Tony is teasing one of his "huge announcements" for Wednesday and that seems to be the rumor that makes the most sense. I would love for it to be like Shaq vs Big Show or something that no one expects haha.

I missed rampage and BOTB but I downloaded and watched them yesterday instead. I actually don't mind them putting the belt on Sammy because I still don't think Scorpio is good enough to be champ and it looks like they're leaning into the "everyone hates sammy" thing pretty heavily. I don't really mind it as long as everyone keeps booing him. It would be really nice to have Keith Lee squash him like a bug for the belt next ppv though. I would suggest pouncing him out of the ring through a table but Sammy would just sell it for 10 seconds then pop up and do some flippy shit.

Dude words can't describe how excited I am for Dustin. The guy I was going to go with is probably going to have to work so I was thinking about giving my tickets away and just watching on tv but once they announced Punk vs Dustin there was no way Im missing it. I know he's going to lose but I don't care as long as I get to see the best powerslam in the business.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 19, 2022, 05:39:18 AM
Anybody listen to Talk is Jericho podcast? It's really good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
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Can you do random WCW jobbers?

Damn that would be tough because I only have WWF/WWE magazines. And there probably aren't good printed photos of those dudes. I'll look through my supplies and see if I can come up with anything. Great idea!
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Damn that would be tough because I only have WWF/WWE magazines. And there probably aren't good printed photos of those dudes. I'll look through my supplies and see if I can come up with anything. Great idea!

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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 19, 2022, 12:00:32 PM
OH shit i do think I have some old PWI or other ones but damn they so old I would feel bad cutting them up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 20, 2022, 01:38:41 PM
Tonight's the big night. They just released a batch of tickets on ticket master this morning, so I was actually able to sell the pair of seats i had for what I paid, then upgrade to a floor seat. I'm not sure which side the hard cam is on so I don't know if I'll be on camera much but keep an eye out for a generic white guy who looks like he hasn't gotten laid in a long time, I'm sure I'll be easy to spot.

I was thinking about making a shalom sign just to get a pop from SHAQUEEFA and any other pals that watch but I don't feel like explaining to strangers that it has nothing to do with MJF or the tree of life. Also really don't want to make myself any kind of target for MJF haha.

Looking forward to seeing how different Dynamite is in person, I haven't been to a major wrestling show in decades. Matches I'm most excited for in order

Darby vs Andrade coffin match - sk8r Boi wrestler vs one of the best but most underrated wrestlers in the company

Jungle boy vs Kyle O'Reilly - Jungle Boy is the future. KOR has an annoying doucheface but he can go. This is my dark horse for highlight of the night.

And obviously Punk vs Dustin is the reason I'm going. Childhood favorite vs the modern Randy Savage. I don't even care if it sucks but I'm pretty confident it won't.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 21, 2022, 12:26:12 AM
What a night. Dustin vs Punk did NOT disappoint me at all. Wild shit though, did not think we were going to get a fucking balcony dive from the 63 year old stinger! I'm going to watch the broadcast and see what I missed. I took some notes but I was higher than I've been in a long time so everything is kind of a blur.

All I have right now is Britt talking about how great she is on the mic and then stumbling over her words is the most Pittsburgh thing I can think of. And Najee Harris is fucking THICK.

Edit - I didn't show up until Dynamite so I missed the surprise match. I don't want to spoil anything but if you're a smarky IWC  type like myself then it's worth watching Elevation this week.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 21, 2022, 08:25:58 AM
I missed the Punk match I was driving home. My friend texted me and said "Where the fuck is Dustin's blood?" He said it was short and kinda sloppy and Dustin hurt his knee early on and Punk had trouble lifting him up for the GTS.

Rest of the show was kinda ehhhhhh except for the coffin match.

Britt Baker fumbling her lines after she praised herself for mic work had me laughing. Her insults weren't very good either.

Having Adam Cole make the announcement was a miss. this huge announcement to partner with New Japan and its announced by a white dude. Then another white dude comes out (Jay White.) Like damn, let the Japanese guy make the announcement. They could have had him try to interrupt and then Ishii could have come out and knocked him out, setting up the match for Friday. But man, this PPV will be awesome as I'm not super familiar with the New Japan roster. I love Suzuki and one of his nicknames is Murder Grandpa. That Suzuki v. Samoa Joe match was fucking awesome.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 22, 2022, 06:00:08 AM
I missed the Punk match I was driving home. My friend texted me and said "Where the fuck is Dustin's blood?" He said it was short and kinda sloppy and Dustin hurt his knee early on and Punk had trouble lifting him up for the GTS.

Rest of the show was kinda ehhhhhh except for the coffin match.

Britt Baker fumbling her lines after she praised herself for mic work had me laughing. Her insults weren't very good either.

Having Adam Cole make the announcement was a miss. this huge announcement to partner with New Japan and its announced by a white dude. Then another white dude comes out (Jay White.) Like damn, let the Japanese guy make the announcement. They could have had him try to interrupt and then Ishii could have come out and knocked him out, setting up the match for Friday. But man, this PPV will be awesome as I'm not super familiar with the New Japan roster. I love Suzuki and one of his nicknames is Murder Grandpa. That Suzuki v. Samoa Joe match was fucking awesome.

Yeah you have no idea how pissed I was that I missed seeing a live Suzuki match. I was walking down the hill from where I smoked/stashed my board and heard Kaze Ni Nare but it was at the end so obviously everything was done by the time I got in.

Dustin vs Punk was great in my opinion, even removing as much bias as I can. It was old school storytelling and limb work, so that may be what turned your friend off. They worked both of the injuries into the story and the finish and did it well enough people in the crowd got worked and thought he was actually hurt. It actually went longer than I thought it would (I'm pretty sure they went over their slot) I would guess 12-15 minutes or so of actual wrestling and they did slow down and get a little sloppy at  the end but I felt like it worked really well with the finish. You should def watch it, I think you'll dig it. Also thought it was cool that Dustin came out last

I was fucking pissed KOR won but I guess they needed to give him some credibility. He was like no-selling stuff to transition into submissions and it kinda took me out of it. Jungle Boy was great as usual but I think their styles just don't work that well together in a singles match.

The NJPW announcement seemed like a bit of a cluster fuck, I'm wondering if they cut part of it because they were behind on time or something. Adam Cole doing his little "ah-ah" stutter before every other thing he says drives me crazy.

Here's some of my stoned notes from the night -

Incredible how much Eddie Kingston sounds like Bender from Futurama when you're in the bathroom.

Jake looks like shit. Holy fuck.

Hook is pretty fucking skinny. Danhausen is potentially skinnier.

Wardlow is fucking gigantic. His legs are legit the size of my waist.

Brock Anderson's spine buster was cringeworthy, Moxley kinda sucks in the ring, and Wheeler Yuta is apparently very popular with the leathery wannabe cougars chain-smoking misty menthols by the garbage can. Maybe he's like Thigh Blue for dirty old women?

I need to rewatch it because there's honestly a lot I don't remember/missed. I was on the other side from where most of the crowd stuff happened so I didn't see a lot of the coffin match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 28, 2022, 07:28:00 AM
What did everyone think of Dynamite?

I wasn't paying good enough attention during the FTR singles match, I was still cooking dinner.

Poor Lance Archer. Dude is supposed to be this monster and they keep having him lose. Decent enough match and Wardlow is definitely improving, but damn. I thought it would be a DQ because the premise was MJF stating he did not care if Lance lost, as long as he decimated Wardlow. Figured that would be the story instead of the powerbomb symphony. Now Big Cass is coming to handle biz? It would be hilarious if just Enzo comes out and tries to fuck up Wardlow. At least I have a reason to wear my "You SAWFT" shirt now. HA!

So Hikaru Shida wants to be sexy now? I'm with it. But a "Philly Street Fight" should have made it outside the general ring area. There should have actually been a street involved.

Undisputed Elite is about the wackest shit I've ever heard. It sucks the Bucks are so good and I can't stand them just because of their association to Cole/KOR/Fish. 10 man was meh and I know Dante Martin is real good, but I want to punch is stupid looking face every time he tries to make a crazy facial expression.

So you telling me two dudes fell on that barbwire ladder and neither broke skin? I know we have said they bleed too much on Dynamite, but if you busting out the barb, you better make it worth it. Otherwise, it makes me think its plastic. Like how TF did Sammy not get cut? Bareback big drop right to the wire and nothing? And dude, I been paying attention to his selling, and Buttfart you are absolutely right. He takes the biggest bumps and no sells them and is immediately up and jumping and sticking that nasty tongue down a throat he does not deserve.

Glad Scorpio got a little pop when he won, but I think it was more of an anti-Sammy pop than a pro-Scorpio one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: IUTSM on April 29, 2022, 08:53:17 PM
I haven't watched wrestling since the mid 90s but Mick Foley is gonna be at the local comedy club this weekend. Might go check him out and hear wrestling stories. Motherfuckin Mankind...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 30, 2022, 06:04:21 PM
I haven't watched wrestling since the mid 90s but Mick Foley is gonna be at the local comedy club this weekend. Might go check him out and hear wrestling stories. Motherfuckin Mankind...


If you haven't read his first book it's one of the best autobiographies I've ever read and one of my favorite books ever. You don't even have to be a wrestling fan, it's just a really charming dude telling his story.

That being said I've been told his standup is pretty awful, but that's from smarky wrestling fans so it might be different for human beings.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 30, 2022, 06:36:49 PM
Forgot to post my Dynamite thoughts -

FTR match was OK. I enjoyed the predictable Bret - Owen callbacks but on the whole I think they get a little overhyped. I feel like a lot of other guys can basically do what they do but no one else made "nostalgia warriors" their gimmick the same way so we're stuck with these guys.

Punk vs Hangman should be fun. I'm not like super excited about it but Hangman doesnt miss and I'm confident Punk will show up if it's on PPV. I just hope they don't put the belt on him, at least not yet.

Nick Comorato is a beast, they should repackage him as a caveman and put him with jurassic express so jungle boy can be a singles star.

Rey Fenix being back popped me so hard. Dude is the best pure luchador in the world and he should be a star. Hopefully now we get some more banger lucha bros matches soon, love watching them.

Wardlow vs Archer was awesome. Wardlows senton was sick. His huricanrana was sicker. Archers tight rope walk moonsault was the best spot as usual though. He really is the most underrated big man in the business right now, hope they keep giving him TV time.

I'm already sick of Jericho appreciation society but I cracked up when they said "AEW galaxy".



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: cky enthusiast on May 01, 2022, 07:32:42 PM
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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 02, 2022, 10:34:00 AM
I heard over the weekend that a drinking game has been created at events that I announce. Every time I talk about pro wrestling, you take a shot.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 02, 2022, 12:05:23 PM
I heard over the weekend that a drinking game has been created at events that I announce. Every time I talk about pro wrestling, you take a shot.

You could turn that in your favor... Make everyone do a shot in honor of Thigh Blue for me.

I was going to @ you and tell you to watch the Darby vs Swerve match from Dynamite if you haven't already. I don't care for Swerve's promos but goddamn that dude can rassle and Darby is the perfect dance partner for him. Great match with a bump that would make Mick Foley wince thrown in there for fun.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 02, 2022, 12:38:34 PM
Yeah Swerve isn't doing much for me, but damn the suplex to the floor was brutal. Darby takes those bumps for fun.

Thigh Blue needs a win so bad. Don't want her to fade away.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 02, 2022, 11:44:55 PM
Yeah Swerve isn't doing much for me, but damn the suplex to the floor was brutal. Darby takes those bumps for fun.

Thigh Blue needs a win so bad. Don't want her to fade away.

I don’t think she’s officially on yet.   It’s like how Yuta JUST got the All Elite graphic in April.


Might have missed anyone commenting on this, but Jamie Hayters been repping FA/Hockey a lot this year
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 03, 2022, 09:00:15 AM
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Yeah Swerve isn't doing much for me, but damn the suplex to the floor was brutal. Darby takes those bumps for fun.

Thigh Blue needs a win so bad. Don't want her to fade away.
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I don’t think she’s officially on yet.   It’s like how Yuta JUST got the All Elite graphic in April.


Might have missed anyone commenting on this, but Jamie Hayters been repping FA/Hockey a lot this year

There's a few things that Swerve does exceptionally well, his kicks in particular are some of the stiffest looking in the company, hes got really good timing, and he gets a lot of height when he flies. It's just the persona/promos feel kinda forced and boring. Fuck it, stop giving him a mic and just let him put on great matches every week.

Darby seems to be going with hockey a lot more lately, though he still reps deathwish hard. I saw a picture of him with what I'm pretty sure was a foundation deck too but I don't know when it was from.

Yes I'm a fucking loser for paying attention/caring about this haha.

Atiba I'm pretty sure you're right about Skye still being am (to continue the skating/wrestling crossovers), but it seems like she's travelling with them now rather than just doing the YouTube shows. She does need a gimmick or something though, if you're not a dirty old man she probably doesn't stand out very much. Maybe put her in an odd couple tag with Abadon or something weird like that. Just please don't make her a "baddie".
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 03, 2022, 09:20:59 AM
Darby was riding a Heroin deck when I skated with him, but he definitely changes his shit up like a real skater would. It's great to see that he doesn't have a specific board for television like that chick in NXT who you could just tell they handed a board to and said "go buy some Vans, you're a skater now."

Yeah Swerve just comes across fake as fuck on the mic but he can fucking go in the ring. And he's not getting good wins to establish himself, so I care even less. He's not on the level of Darby or Orange where he is so over that losing isn't gonna kill his vibe. Like Darby and Orange could lose and still be loved cuz the character is so strong. Swerve, not so much.

#protectthighblue
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Post by: Sativa Lung on May 03, 2022, 02:23:59 PM
Darby was riding a Heroin deck when I skated with him, but he definitely changes his shit up like a real skater would. It's great to see that he doesn't have a specific board for television like that chick in NXT who you could just tell they handed a board to and said "go buy some Vans, you're a skater now."

Yeah Swerve just comes across fake as fuck on the mic but he can fucking go in the ring. And he's not getting good wins to establish himself, so I care even less. He's not on the level of Darby or Orange where he is so over that losing isn't gonna kill his vibe. Like Darby and Orange could lose and still be loved cuz the character is so strong. Swerve, not so much.

#protectthighblue

Would you believe that they've recently had the nerve to put her in a tag team with Anna Jay? How the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on that match?

I guess she's replacing Tay, but if they start doing that thing where they turn to the camera and bop their hips together so asses jiggle I might just give up. I'm just imagining them coming out with Jungle Boy and dancing to Baltimora. That slender waist, flat stomach, hairless body and cute little butt would wiggling around would drive me nuts.... And he's dating Anna Jay too!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 03, 2022, 04:56:16 PM
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Darby was riding a Heroin deck when I skated with him, but he definitely changes his shit up like a real skater would. It's great to see that he doesn't have a specific board for television like that chick in NXT who you could just tell they handed a board to and said "go buy some Vans, you're a skater now."

Yeah Swerve just comes across fake as fuck on the mic but he can fucking go in the ring. And he's not getting good wins to establish himself, so I care even less. He's not on the level of Darby or Orange where he is so over that losing isn't gonna kill his vibe. Like Darby and Orange could lose and still be loved cuz the character is so strong. Swerve, not so much.

#protectthighblue
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Would you believe that they've recently had the nerve to put her in a tag team with Anna Jay? How the fuck am I supposed to concentrate on that match?

I guess she's replacing Tay, but if they start doing that thing where they turn to the camera and bop their hips together so asses jiggle I might just give up. I'm just imagining them coming out with Jungle Boy and dancing to Baltimora. That slender waist, flat stomach, hairless body and cute little butt would wiggling around would drive me nuts.... And he's dating Anna Jay too!

Skye Blue is dating Dante Martin - which could be why she travels a lot with them

(Also Charlie Romano is dating Hayter)


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 03, 2022, 10:04:13 PM
Guess I hate Dante Martin now. Too bad, I liked that kid.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 04, 2022, 01:39:50 PM
The way Dante Martin sells I bet his O-Face is absolutely insane.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 04, 2022, 03:29:24 PM
There were times when he was growing out his facial hair that Dante started to look a lot like Johnny Drama
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 05, 2022, 02:40:44 AM
Here's your weekly rasslin report. This week's edition is brought to you by the rough and tumble tag team of Biker OG (OG kush x blackberry kush) and Motor Breath (chemdawg x SFV OG).

Jeff Hardy might have a singles run left in him but I wish they'd change their gear or at least tweak it haha. They're starting to look like Michael PS Hayes when he managed them, especially Matt.

I'm just going to reiterate for the 20th time that MJF is the best thing about professional wrestling right now. Everything he touches is great. Big Cass looked really good, if the roster wasn't so bloated and they didn't already have Archer I would say bring him in full time. I cracked the fuck up at the "we want Enzo"/"NO WE DON'T" dueling chants. Wardlow needs to never do a moonsault again, that was slightly terrifying. I know he's trying to get his shit in but he needs to slow down and breathe a little bit in the ring, he's kinda got the young Brock vibe right now.

I guess they're turning Page heel against Punk? I don't like it unless he wins the match. That would really cement him as the man and Punk can definitely afford to take that loss.

Satnam Singh's ears are as big as Sonjay Dutt's peanut head. I know he's got acromegaly but that has to be the biggest caveman brow I've ever seen. I'm surprised Jeff Hardy hasn't tried to do a Swanton off it yet.

Never thought I'd see the day when a Jericho match was my piss break but here we are. Just can't get into this feud.

Oh great Dante Martin. He can jump high. Big whoop. My boy Fenix gonna beat his ass.

In all seriousness this is kind of a dream match and it mostly delivered. I think they held back a little which is good, save the really crazy shit for ppv. We don't need to lose Fenix for another 6 months because of some insane table spot and if they want to turn this (and lucha bros vs top flight) into a rivalry or straight up feud they have more freedom.

Muted it about 20 seconds into Rosa talking and fell asleep waiting for it to end since the segment took fucking forever. Went back this morning to see what I missed and the answer is not much.. ROH women's match as the main event? No thanks.

Overall kind of a weak episode but that's mostly because they've set the bar so high I think. The pacing was weird, it felt like all the most important people were on in the first hour. Jericho vs Santana or Wardlow - Cass should have been the main event, him and Max scheduling their contract signing would have been the perfect way to get me excited for next week.

Looking forward to Darby vs Jeff Hardy. Hope no one gets hurt. It would be kind of cool if they just wrestled a straight up clean, technical match and didn't do a bunch of high spots. Just subvert everyone's expectations but in a good way.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 05, 2022, 11:19:17 AM
Man I really think they missed the mark with Big Cass errrr I mean William Morrissey. That dude came out and looked 10 times better than he ever looked in WWE, absolutely JACKED. Made Wardlow look like Fuego del Sol. And they squashed him. He can never go back. He was supposed to be the next level up after Lance Archer, but lets have him only take one powerbomb when Wardlow had to use 4 last week to beat someone billed as a lesser opponent. I even found my old "U SAWFT" shirt in the closet and was reppin'.

What I don't like is that MJF constantly overstates the fact that he doesn't care if his guy loses as long as Wardlow gets hurt. Why not use that as a reason for a DQ or something other than a clean finish? Like this could have been the main event, with it going outside, maybe Archer and Butcher sneak attack since they are on MJF's payroll and owe him a favor for not getting the job done. MAybe the show could have ended with Wardlow and Cass just destroying all the security together. I don't know, but it just seemed like there could be a better way to get to the contract signing. We still need a moment where MJF heels up and Wardlow ends a segment on his back.

Next weeks Dynamite is in Long Island so maybe........... It will be interesting to see how the crowd is there because obviously they love MJF so lets see if they boo Wardlow.

You are right though, the bar is set pretty high for them so it is a let down when a week is kind of a miss.

i loved Jericho's jacket and now I'm kinda digging the whole "sports entertainment thing" because they are using fireballs as an obvious dig at WWE. This gimmick is just one big troll to Vince and I'm not mad at it. Still think 2.0 and Daniel Garcia are kinda whack, but the feeling is there.

"I'm surprised Jeff Hardy hasn't tried to do a Swanton off it yet." Holy shit dude I cracked up on that one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 05, 2022, 09:11:19 PM
Man I really think they missed the mark with Big Cass errrr I mean William Morrissey. That dude came out and looked 10 times better than he ever looked in WWE, absolutely JACKED. Made Wardlow look like Fuego del Sol. And they squashed him. He can never go back. He was supposed to be the next level up after Lance Archer, but lets have him only take one powerbomb when Wardlow had to use 4 last week to beat someone billed as a lesser opponent. I even found my old "U SAWFT" shirt in the closet and was reppin'.

What I don't like is that MJF constantly overstates the fact that he doesn't care if his guy loses as long as Wardlow gets hurt. Why not use that as a reason for a DQ or something other than a clean finish? Like this could have been the main event, with it going outside, maybe Archer and Butcher sneak attack since they are on MJF's payroll and owe him a favor for not getting the job done. MAybe the show could have ended with Wardlow and Cass just destroying all the security together. I don't know, but it just seemed like there could be a better way to get to the contract signing. We still need a moment where MJF heels up and Wardlow ends a segment on his back.

Next weeks Dynamite is in Long Island so maybe........... It will be interesting to see how the crowd is there because obviously they love MJF so lets see if they boo Wardlow.

You are right though, the bar is set pretty high for them so it is a let down when a week is kind of a miss.

i loved Jericho's jacket and now I'm kinda digging the whole "sports entertainment thing" because they are using fireballs as an obvious dig at WWE. This gimmick is just one big troll to Vince and I'm not mad at it. Still think 2.0 and Daniel Garcia are kinda whack, but the feeling is there.

"I'm surprised Jeff Hardy hasn't tried to do a Swanton off it yet." Holy shit dude I cracked up on that one.

Dude the first time Satnam Singh turned sideways I swear to god I thought he was wearing some kind of star trek Vulcan prosthetic. I just assumed he was doing like a Giant Gonzalez style real life monster gimmick.

I love Jericho and his Appreciation Society, I'm just sick of seeing him against Eddie. I thought the match at the PPV was a great way to end it, but I have to admit I don't have any good ideas about what to do with them either. JAS vs Dark Order could be fun... 2.0 could do tags with stu/Uno and reynolds/silver and then have like 10 vs Hager as the meat match and Garcia vs 5 as the technical/workrate feud . You'd have to put Hangman back with them or give them a new star though because Jericho needs someone near his level and they don't have a singles guy whos there. It would be a perfect spot for Bray if they could somehow pull that off. Have -1 say he's sick of them losing and is bringing in one of dad's old friends to teach them how to "be a family" and then cut the lights... Can you imagine the pop?

I do really love the trolling Vince aspect of the JAS gimmick. When they said "AEW Galaxy" last week I legit almost choked on my drink. Also love that they both wanted to do a fireball and that they work for someone who's down to let them. And it wasn't any of that Halloween havoc 96 Hogan fumbling with the flash paper soaked in his ball sweat and then totally missing the mark shit, that was Lawler-esque accuracy.

I think they can still use Cass, they just have to wait a minute and find him a gimmick because "7 feet tall and you can't teach that" doesn't have much of a shelf life as we've seen before. I'd for sure have him on speed dial though, he looked really good and that was one of the better matches I've seen him have. Have Big Show work with him like he has been with Archer. I think Joey Janela is gone now but it would be hilarious to see them have to interact on a weekly basis knowing the history there.

I don't even care what MJF does anymore, I haven't seen someone who can get heat like him in a long time. I do feel like they're milking it a little bit but that's fine, this is really about making Wardlow and I'm not sick of seeing him kill monsters and security guards yet. I sometimes wish we'd see a bit more of the deranged MJF we saw in the Punk feud, but I kinda like that he's gone back to just being a rich prick.











And yeah they had to have a down show eventually. Glad it could happen in Baltimore, and only 2 weeks after a great Pittsburgh show though. Any reason to feel superior to them damnit!



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 06, 2022, 02:05:21 PM
Stu is unfortunately out of contract at the moment
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 07, 2022, 02:39:24 AM
(https://www.wrestlinginc.com/ezoimgfmt/i.imgur.com/nTRBOaI.jpeg?ezimgfmt=rs:360x450/rscb1/ng:webp/ngcb1)

Don’t do 90's wrestling kids. It's gone from a kind of funny rock bottom (loudly farting during the climax of the porn you're shooting to cash in on your last tiny bit of fame) to tragic rock bottom as she apparently drunkenly rear ended someone and killed them. I hope they actually lock her up this time... She's proven time and time again that she's going to keep making the same mistakes and now it's cost someone their life.

At least we got an episode of OSW review so hilarious and raunchy that YouTube took it down. This is up there with some of the botchamania stuff for the hardest I've ever laughed at something wrestling related. No like hardcore nudity or anything but still not really safe for work -

https://vimeo.com/256324374



Stu is unfortunately out of contract at the moment

Yeah I saw that after posting :(. It sounds like he wanted a raise and they didn't want to give it to him or something but the message board smarks seem to think that he'll be back sooner or later so hopefully that happens. I wonder what Uno is going to do because I feel like he'll just be a jobber if he's not in a tag team. Maybe they move 5 into Stu's spot or put Reynolds with him and push Silver?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 07, 2022, 11:41:37 AM
Yeah DO is weird because they have 3 tag teams in it (og Dark rose, 5 and 10, silver and Reynolds).   Cabana COULD slot in there, but I feel like he and Uno are too similar. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 07, 2022, 01:26:52 PM
Yeah DO is weird because they have 3 tag teams in it (og Dark rose, 5 and 10, silver and Reynolds).   Cabana COULD slot in there, but I feel like he and Uno are too similar.

Yeah and I feel like hes always off doing his own thing the last half year or so. I almost wonder if it's because of his heat with punk, like he's exiling himself or something.

It's definitely going to be a weird few months, the roster is unreasonably bloated so I think they're going to look at these releases as almost an upgrade... Like now they have something better so they have no real incentive to give guys like Stu or Janela a raise and every time they trim one the average value of the roster increases. I'm hoping ROH helps clean house a bit too, although I'd be super happy if they bought Dalton Castle and the boys to the main roster.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 08, 2022, 12:45:49 AM
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Yeah DO is weird because they have 3 tag teams in it (og Dark rose, 5 and 10, silver and Reynolds).   Cabana COULD slot in there, but I feel like he and Uno are too similar.
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Yeah and I feel like hes always off doing his own thing the last half year or so. I almost wonder if it's because of his heat with punk, like he's exiling himself or something.

It's definitely going to be a weird few months, the roster is unreasonably bloated so I think they're going to look at these releases as almost an upgrade... Like now they have something better so they have no real incentive to give guys like Stu or Janela a raise and every time they trim one the average value of the roster increases. I'm hoping ROH helps clean house a bit too, although I'd be super happy if they bought Dalton Castle and the boys to the main roster.

I think it was just revealed Colt was gone because he was shooting the Young Rock where he plays The Brooklyn Brawler, but I’d imagine it’s gotta be weird having Punk around.  Sad that things haven’t been patched up. 

The bloat is getting there but I almost think the answer is more show and less wrestlers.   I like the idea that some cycle in and out more so they don’t get overexposed, though I’d like to see more Andrade.   He was the guy that got me back into wrestling (the NXT takeover he beat Drew McIntyre for the title) and he was regaining his mojo in the ring.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 08, 2022, 01:42:42 AM
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Yeah DO is weird because they have 3 tag teams in it (og Dark rose, 5 and 10, silver and Reynolds).   Cabana COULD slot in there, but I feel like he and Uno are too similar.
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Yeah and I feel like hes always off doing his own thing the last half year or so. I almost wonder if it's because of his heat with punk, like he's exiling himself or something.

It's definitely going to be a weird few months, the roster is unreasonably bloated so I think they're going to look at these releases as almost an upgrade... Like now they have something better so they have no real incentive to give guys like Stu or Janela a raise and every time they trim one the average value of the roster increases. I'm hoping ROH helps clean house a bit too, although I'd be super happy if they bought Dalton Castle and the boys to the main roster.
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I think it was just revealed Colt was gone because he was shooting the Young Rock where he plays The Brooklyn Brawler, but I’d imagine it’s gotta be weird having Punk around.  Sad that things haven’t been patched up. 

The bloat is getting there but I almost think the answer is more show and less wrestlers.   I like the idea that some cycle in and out more so they don’t get overexposed, though I’d like to see more Andrade.   He was the guy that got me back into wrestling (the NXT takeover he beat Drew McIntyre for the title) and he was regaining his mojo in the ring.

Yeah I think part of the issue lately is also that they seem to be trying to keep ROH on people's minds and build it up a bit by having a lot of title matches and ROH guys on, which further crowds an already crowded room. Once they get that up and running it will really help, is there a tv or anything in place yet?

Hangman - Omega and Darby/Sting got me fully back into wrestling but Andrade was one of the first dudes who like not just caught my eye but grabbed my attention to where I was like "holy shit... I need to see more of this dude". I looked him up and watched a bunch of stuff starting with La Sombra and he's easily one of the best pure workers in the company. He can do everything and make it look good. It's sometimes awkward when lucha guys transition to working the American style and TV matches, but he blends everything so seamlessly and has incredible instincts in the ring. Put him and Penta in there and I'll watch for 10 hours and never get sick of it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 10, 2022, 02:25:46 AM
https://youtu.be/7CbZQpmacJI


If you want to speedrun one of the best feuds in a while this is incredibly well made. I sat down and clicked on the video and got sucked right back into it last night.

@SHAQUEEFA

https://twitter.com/HoganKnowsBest3/status/1523797421448335361?s=20&t=neAl1RWusI3aw1vRr3zPfQ

Have fun with this one. Abadonkadonk is easy but after that I got nothing.

The only way I'm ever going to cheer for the baddies section is if they put her in it. Have her sit at ringside with a slushie cup full of blood and occasionally scream and snarl but everyone acts like it's totally normal and even gets offended if you call her a "zombie" because the appropriate term is living dead girl. Have her not cheer for anyone except Penta. Have Thunder Rosa mention that Abadon vacations at the graveyard she's from in tijuana. Have Kiera Hogan show up looking like she just bit the head off a bat and say she forgot her makeup and had to borrow her friend's. Shit like that. It would be must-see TV for me.
 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 12, 2022, 01:57:02 AM
Dynamite notes - CM Punk trolling the long Island crowd with a Tavares jersey was beautiful. He even worked heel haha. Was that a "Fuck your pizza" chant?

I popped so fucking hard for Britt Baker's super Mario shirt. I 100% shoot had that shirt when I was a kid and mine was just as faded.

Is this danhausens first match? Looks like he put on some weight. This is going to either be shtick or suck. I've seen him work before...HAHAHAHAHAHA I guess I was right. So now Hook and Danhausen are buds? I guess it works... One doesn't talk, the other won't shut the fuck up.

Yessss MJF. The "boo Wardlow" tron and Dark Side parody cracked me up. I did not expect to see Barry Horowitz tonight.  Him working this crowd is a thing of beauty, third feud in a row he's been amazing in.

Oh sweet it's that time of the week when jungle boy makes me question my sexuality.

Anyone ever notice how drop kicks are kind of like the kickflip of wrestling? Everyone does them but with slightly different styles and the really good ones stand out. Not a coincidence that I came to that revelation during a jungle boy vs Starks match.

Loved seeing Regal throw a left hand again.

Holy shit Darby. You could tell he was amped up coming out but I wasn't expecting that. That was one hell of a match. I wonder if the plan is to have Jeff Hardy in the finals?


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 12, 2022, 02:57:54 AM
My guess is Adam Cole vs Kyle OReilly in the finals.

Excited for the joker reveal
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 12, 2022, 06:46:21 AM
Punk v Page is going to be great

Toni Storm is a goddess. Still can't get caught with an OF account though.

My wife thinks HOOK is cute. I think he is badass. I named one of the neighborhood stray cats HOOK. I love that Tony is getting the rights to actual songs for people's intros. That riff on the beginning of the Action Bronson song is great.

Abadonkadonk is as good as its gonna get for that one.

Fully agree with the dropkick analogy. Would Reynolds be Shawn Michaels? While were on the topic of making basics look amazing, I always liked how Ted DiBiase took a back drop.

When Wrestlemania was in Tampa, I went to one convention and paid for 2 autographs. New Jack and BARRY FUCKING HOROWITZ! That Dark Side vignette was one of the best things AEW has ever done outside of the ring.

Regal was one of those guys where as a kid in kayfabe world, I knew he was a bad guy, but I secretly had no clue why I liked him so much. His style was so different from everyone else, and his look of British discontent was so money.

Darby said "Oh you made the swanton famous? Hold my non-alcoholic bev while I climb this ladder"

I'll say this again. Undisputed Elie is a whack ass name and KOR and Fish kinda suck as characters. I hope Jeff wins again in dramatic surprise upset fashion.

MJF is coming up on Rick Rude status as far as greatest heels of all time IMO. But I do love when he is full babyface in Long Island.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 12, 2022, 12:47:41 PM
I want Ricky Starks entrance music to be Juvenile - Slow Motion
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on May 13, 2022, 03:40:46 AM
Been trying to think of pros whose names would make great wrestler names

Arto Saari
Anthony Van Engelen
Rowan Zorilla
Frank Villani
Milton Martinez (maybe for a woman)
Not sure on Tony Hawk but maybe Anthony Hawk would make a good one
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 13, 2022, 05:36:02 AM
Been trying to think of pros whose names would make great wrestler names

Arto Saari
Anthony Van Engelen
Rowan Zorilla
Frank Villani
Milton Martinez (maybe for a woman)
Not sure on Tony Hawk but maybe Anthony Hawk would make a good one


Uhhh SLUGGO!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: os89 on May 13, 2022, 09:11:45 AM
I need to watch more wrestling. I’m fascinated by it, but never actually got into it. I’ve read a lot and watched some documentaries though and it always makes me want to start watching.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 13, 2022, 10:17:19 AM
Everyone remember that RAMPAGE is on at 5:30pm EST today because of NBA or NHL playoffs.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: 50mm on May 13, 2022, 11:16:25 AM
I just listen to the podcasts
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on May 14, 2022, 03:29:41 AM
Podcasts is what got me back into it. I was listening to JR, Steve Austin, Jericho and the Attitude Era podcast for nostalgia, and after hours of that was like hey maybe I should actually check out this thing I'm spending so much time on.

@os89 honestly check out AEW Dynamite, it's only two hours every week. They're leading up to their next PPV in a couple of weeks which will be well worth the watch.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 14, 2022, 04:33:54 AM
Been trying to think of pros whose names would make great wrestler names

Arto Saari
Anthony Van Engelen
Rowan Zorilla
Frank Villani
Milton Martinez (maybe for a woman)
Not sure on Tony Hawk but maybe Anthony Hawk would make a good one

Tony Hawk would 100% be the name some roided up American used in Japan if it wasn't for skateboarding. Who's the dude that does platipus again? Zarosh Egglestein? That would be an amazing annoying heel manager name. I'm thinking like modern day grand wizard. Alex Midler sounds like it came from the NXT babyface name generator.

Punk v Page is going to be great

Toni Storm is a goddess. Still can't get caught with an OF account though.

My wife thinks HOOK is cute. I think he is badass. I named one of the neighborhood stray cats HOOK. I love that Tony is getting the rights to actual songs for people's intros. That riff on the beginning of the Action Bronson song is great.

Abadonkadonk is as good as its gonna get for that one.

Fully agree with the dropkick analogy. Would Reynolds be Shawn Michaels? While were on the topic of making basics look amazing, I always liked how Ted DiBiase took a back drop.

When Wrestlemania was in Tampa, I went to one convention and paid for 2 autographs. New Jack and BARRY FUCKING HOROWITZ! That Dark Side vignette was one of the best things AEW has ever done outside of the ring.

Regal was one of those guys where as a kid in kayfabe world, I knew he was a bad guy, but I secretly had no clue why I liked him so much. His style was so different from everyone else, and his look of British discontent was so money.

Darby said "Oh you made the swanton famous? Hold my non-alcoholic bev while I climb this ladder"

I'll say this again. Undisputed Elie is a whack ass name and KOR and Fish kinda suck as characters. I hope Jeff wins again in dramatic surprise upset fashion.

MJF is coming up on Rick Rude status as far as greatest heels of all time IMO. But I do love when he is full babyface in Long Island.



Dude I said said the same thing about MJF to someone on a stream last week. He's got the arrogance and charisma of rude, the creativity of Jericho, gets heat like late 90s bubba ray, and delivers it all as smooth as the rock. Best promo and body language in the business right now and it's not close. I really, really hope that the rumors about him wanting more money and TK not wanting to pay it are mostly just him working the sheets. I might actually stop watching wrestling again if I ever see MJF reading scripted PG promos about how he's going to put someone in the local medical facility.

100% agree about undisputed elite. Their group names tend to suck (superkliq is good, I'll give them that one) and redragon is so vanilla. Im hoping the inevitable bucks vs redragon feud will maybe give them some kind of character? In a company like AEW being a technically sound, high workrate team means nothing so you better have some sort of identity (like FTR).

Hookhausen should be a good way for them to both get some seasoning and get comfortable working longer matches. Im hoping they put the actual matches on the YouTube shows and then just let them do gaga like this on Dynamite.

I love Regal so much man. I was just watching an old WCW ppv from 92 where he was super young but already so polished and smooth in the ring. I really didn't like him when I was a kid but I appreciate the little stuff so much more now.

HBK as Reynolds is perfect for this analogy haha. I definitely  pictured the DiBiase back drop bump perfectly in my head when I read this, so that works too haha. He was a big dude and got so way up there so it was always like he was floating for a second and then he would sell it like he just shot in the back. His atomic drop selling was always super money too.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 15, 2022, 08:32:16 AM
Podcasts is what got me back into it. I was listening to JR, Steve Austin, Jericho and the Attitude Era podcast for nostalgia, and after hours of that was like hey maybe I should actually check out this thing I'm spending so much time on.

@os89 honestly check out AEW Dynamite, it's only two hours every week. They're leading up to their next PPV in a couple of weeks which will be well worth the watch.

Yeah that's sort of what happened to me too. During the really bad parts of the pandemic I spent most of my day in a PAPR, so I needed something I could listen to and not have to mess around with too often so I started listening to the Cornette podcasts (the Jim Ross omnibus was the first thing that caught my eye). That lead to busted open and the old SCSA ones and then occasionally 83 weeks and some of the UK YouTuber ones. I need to start listening to the Jericho one more often, I like what I've heard but haven't had a chance to really get into it yet.

@os89  check out that video of the MJF - CM Punk feud I posted a few posts back if you want to get an idea of the style of storytelling that AEW does. They aren't afraid to take risks and somehow they hit a lot more than they miss. Honestly for a new fan the matches themselves might be the hardest thing to get into. It can sometimes be difficult for people to suspend their disbelief and ignore things like obvious cooperation or botched moves, but when you can do that it becomes magical. AEW wrestlers often work a high impact, fast style that is pretty easy to watch and engaging though, and they have great announcers.

Weed helps make it more interesting sometimes too haha.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 15, 2022, 05:24:00 PM
Any of you sweat hogs got a good classic PPV recommendation? I tend to favor the late 80s/early 90's stuff but I'm pretty open minded.

Been watching a lot of old WCW stuff on peacock lately... Today was a few episodes of Clash of the champions and great American bash 92. This was during that weird period when Flair went to the WWF and they had the NJPW partnership so there's all these weird ass tag team matches where the crowd has no idea who to cheer for haha. It's really awesome to hear a razor sharp young JR calling a 20 minute Pillman & Liger match though, I would say if you're going to watch any match on this show make it that one. Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & Steve Austin is great too but takes a while to get going.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on May 17, 2022, 09:00:28 AM
Any of you sweat hogs got a good classic PPV recommendation? I tend to favor the late 80s/early 90's stuff but I'm pretty open minded.

Been watching a lot of old WCW stuff on peacock lately... Today was a few episodes of Clash of the champions and great American bash 92. This was during that weird period when Flair went to the WWF and they had the NJPW partnership so there's all these weird ass tag team matches where the crowd has no idea who to cheer for haha. It's really awesome to hear a razor sharp young JR calling a 20 minute Pillman & Liger match though, I would say if you're going to watch any match on this show make it that one. Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & Steve Austin is great too but takes a while to get going.

Not 80/90s but WWECW One night stand 2005 and 2006 are probably the only two wwe ppvs from the last 20 years that I go back and watch throughout. Maybe WM XX too.

That Liger vs Pillman match is awesome. They had a good match on the first episode of nitro as well, worth checking out
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 17, 2022, 10:24:25 AM
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Any of you sweat hogs got a good classic PPV recommendation? I tend to favor the late 80s/early 90's stuff but I'm pretty open minded.

Been watching a lot of old WCW stuff on peacock lately... Today was a few episodes of Clash of the champions and great American bash 92. This was during that weird period when Flair went to the WWF and they had the NJPW partnership so there's all these weird ass tag team matches where the crowd has no idea who to cheer for haha. It's really awesome to hear a razor sharp young JR calling a 20 minute Pillman & Liger match though, I would say if you're going to watch any match on this show make it that one. Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & Steve Austin is great too but takes a while to get going.
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Not 80/90s but WWECW One night stand 2005 and 2006 are probably the only two wwe ppvs from the last 20 years that I go back and watch throughout. Maybe WM XX too.

That Liger vs Pillman match is awesome. They had a good match on the first episode of nitro as well, worth checking out

This one was actually Liger & Pillman teaming against Steamboat (boi-oi-oi-oing) & the "Lithuanian" version of Nikita Koloff (lol).. It's a weird card haha. It's not as good as when they wrestled each other but 2 of the best workers of the era plus Steamboat is kind of hard to fuck up.

I actually do the same with ONS 2005. Even before I fully got back into wrestling I watched that (or at least Sandmans entrance) every now and then. ECW is my favorite promotion of all time so it's obviously near and dear to me. If you're interested I found a daily motion channel with bunch of episodes of Hardcore TV from the 90's that are video from the network but dubbed over with the original audio so you don't have to listen to the WWE music and get the authentic entrances.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on May 17, 2022, 12:58:42 PM
So Sasha and Naomi walked out of Raw last night. I wonder whats going to happen going forward.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on May 17, 2022, 02:12:34 PM
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Any of you sweat hogs got a good classic PPV recommendation? I tend to favor the late 80s/early 90's stuff but I'm pretty open minded.

Been watching a lot of old WCW stuff on peacock lately... Today was a few episodes of Clash of the champions and great American bash 92. This was during that weird period when Flair went to the WWF and they had the NJPW partnership so there's all these weird ass tag team matches where the crowd has no idea who to cheer for haha. It's really awesome to hear a razor sharp young JR calling a 20 minute Pillman & Liger match though, I would say if you're going to watch any match on this show make it that one. Dustin Rhodes & Barry Windham vs Rick Rude & Steve Austin is great too but takes a while to get going.
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Not 80/90s but WWECW One night stand 2005 and 2006 are probably the only two wwe ppvs from the last 20 years that I go back and watch throughout. Maybe WM XX too.

That Liger vs Pillman match is awesome. They had a good match on the first episode of nitro as well, worth checking out
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This one was actually Liger & Pillman teaming against Steamboat (boi-oi-oi-oing) & the "Lithuanian" version of Nikita Koloff (lol).. It's a weird card haha. It's not as good as when they wrestled each other but 2 of the best workers of the era plus Steamboat is kind of hard to fuck up.

I actually do the same with ONS 2005. Even before I fully got back into wrestling I watched that (or at least Sandmans entrance) every now and then. ECW is my favorite promotion of all time so it's obviously near and dear to me. If you're interested I found a daily motion channel with bunch of episodes of Hardcore TV from the 90's that are video from the network but dubbed over with the original audio so you don't have to listen to the WWE music and get the authentic entrances.

Oh yeah send that my way please.

That Sasha/Naomi story is pretty crazy. Good on them for standing up to shit creative, if that is the case. Tons of wwe bootlickees popping up.

Anyone going to AEW’s show at the forum or Ontario early June? I got tickets for rampage since im pretty close to Ontario. Can’t wait
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 17, 2022, 02:47:56 PM
@rocko

https://www.dailymotion.com/totallyanon/videos

Scroll down til you hit around 3 years ago and you'll start seeing them pop up. They're not perfectly organized but it's pretty easy to keep things in order. If you were a fan back in the day it's like nostalgia crack... So far some of the best stuff I've found have been a bunch of the eddie/Benoit/malenko matches, the Cactus Jack saga including the famous "Cane Dewey!" promo, and the genesis of the Dudley boys (before either bubba or dvon joined haha).

I went to a live Dynamite/rampage taping in Pittsburgh last month and it was awesome. I ended up going by myself and still had a blast, we had a good hot crowd and they put on a hell of a show.

P.S. I know you said you already had tickets but for our building they held a batch of ringside seats (hardcam side) until the day before the event. My friend had to cancel last minute so I looked to see if I could upgrade and ended up getting 4th row for face ($110 + fees) the morning of the show which was actually less than we paid for 2 seats in the bowl. If you have any inclination to get close enough for MJF to spit on you then keep an eye on ticketmaster the night before the show.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 18, 2022, 05:48:18 AM
Got a quick story.

I work at The Boardr. They kinda knew about Darby Allin when he came and skated our park.

I showed them the Darby and Jeff Hardy match and it blew their minds. They had no clue what to think. One quote was "Is this what wrestling is now?"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 18, 2022, 07:18:20 AM
Got a quick story.

I work at The Boardr. They kinda knew about Darby Allin when he came and skated our park.

I showed them the Darby and Jeff Hardy match and it blew their minds. They had no clue what to think. One quote was "Is this what wrestling is now?"

Hahaha I showed a couple of my friends a darby match and they were equally intrigued/horrified by some of the spots as well. It really is crazy how much he's done in AEW already, I know he's trying to speedrun his career and get out early but man I want him to stick around forever.

I'm really looking forward to Dynamite tonight. Hangman vs Takeshita has me marking out. NJPW Hangman matches were usually good so it'll be cool to see him against someone from DDT.

Not gonna guess on the jokers but I really hope it isn't the garganos. Maki Itoh would be fun though. Gonna be cheering for my boy Rey Fenix against Kyle O'Rimjob for sure too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on May 18, 2022, 02:19:29 PM
Appreciate the link and the ticket lifehack mr. Buttfart!

A few months ago smackdown rolled into town and we got nosebleeds because they were the only tickets left. My buddy checked Ticketmaster about 30 minutes into the show and saw some seats that hadn’t sold and marked up the tickets we bought on some photo edit app to match those better seats. So we had hardcam seats for about $20 haha. Just gotta make sure you weren’t stealing anyones seats.

I’ve only seen Takeshita’s recent stuff but man is he good. He’s actually wrestling Lee moriarty at an indie show soon not too far from me.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 18, 2022, 02:53:29 PM
Appreciate the link and the ticket lifehack mr. Buttfart!

A few months ago smackdown rolled into town and we got nosebleeds because they were the only tickets left. My buddy checked Ticketmaster about 30 minutes into the show and saw some seats that hadn’t sold and marked up the tickets we bought on some photo edit app to match those better seats. So we had hardcam seats for about $20 haha. Just gotta make sure you weren’t stealing anyones seats.

I’ve only seen Takeshita’s recent stuff but man is he good. He’s actually wrestling Lee moriarty at an indie show soon not too far from me.

No problem dude, it's always cool to see other fans of the same stuff up in here! I usually pop on an episode of hardcore TV while I'm doing stuff around the house, Joey Styles gets forgotten sometimes but in my opinion he's on the same level as JR, Solie and those guys. He could call a figure skating routine and it would get me hyped haha.

I knew of Takeshita but hadn't really seen anything until like a month ago. I ended up watching his first aew match from last year and then some of the big DDT matches and a kinda cool match between a very young Takeshita and Omega. He's definitely legit. I always worry to some extent about Japanese guys working with Americans who haven't worked that style a lot but obviously that shouldn't be an issue with Hangman. And even if he didn't have that history I don't think I'd worry because as I've said before... Say what you will about the booking but when it comes to between the ropes Hangman doesn't miss. I wouldn't be surprised if we wake up tomorrow and that match is all anyone can talk about. Really hope they give it time and don't make it a Punk run-in finish or something.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 19, 2022, 12:31:44 AM
Ok gonna do my note taking thing again.

Joker #1 is John Hennigan or Johnny Elite now I guess. Hey I'm fine with it, he definitely fits the AEW style and has a little Owen to his style. Really nice to hear Joe's chops again and the crowd is hot as fuck for this. I really need Joe to stay healthy this time, he looks so fucking good right now.

Looks like Best Friends/Roppongi Vice are heading to ROH?

How is it that after 30 years Jeff Hardy still sounds so unnatural in promos?

Here we fucking go. Love Punk's shirt. Can't wait to see how many ignorant old wrestlers expose themselves whining about it. Glad it's going on early. Holy shit what a power bomb and stalling German suplex from Takeshita. I liked the finish, kept Takeshita strong without things getting fucky and they waited until the end to do the Punk stuff. That sure didn't disappoint, the only complaint I have is both popping right back up after getting nasty Germans but at least it was part of a sequence.

Anyone else think Swerve works like a heel? I think he would be amazing as that cocky confident heel type that Scorpio Sky or Starks try to be. That 3 man next week should be amazing. Jungle Boy vs Swerve is sploosh territory for me and I've come around on Starks too.

HAHAHAHA MJF. Every fucking week he amazes me. Just amazing how good he is at being a prick.

Fuck KOR and his shitty song. The only good thing he's ever done is being one of Dalton Castle's boys in PWG that one time. His style sucks and my favorite part of the match was Rey Fenix dropping him on his head with that crazy power bomb thing. Oh well at least I get to see Joe fuck him up now.

JAS vs BCC was hilarious. The idea of Regal walking around the locker room looking for things to stick up his ass absolutely creased me.

Yesss it's actually Maki Itoh! This is going kind of how I expected. Half the crowd is into it and half has no idea what to make of Maki Itoh haha. Pretty good. I hope they actually have her in a storyline, she's interesting with the way she weaves her actual real life history into her character.

Hardy vs Cole was decent, basically exactly what I expected it to be.

Overall good show.






Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 19, 2022, 03:58:53 AM
Love that AEW was mentioned on Hacks bc that’s just legitimizing more and more
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 19, 2022, 12:11:33 PM
I'll say this again. Undisputed Elie is a whack ass name and KOR and Fish kinda suck as characters.

I don’t know why but I love Kyle O’Reilly. I laugh every time he earnestly bobs his head completely off the beat to his entrance song and still love him for some reason. I think I just really liked his singles push and feud with Adam Cole in NXT? Great wrestler, terrible showman. Big fan of that goofball.

CM Punk showing up in an “abortion rights” shirt in Texas was awesome. And Excalibur complimenting him on it while JR and Tony Schiavone sat unsure how to respond. Never would have happened in WWE.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 19, 2022, 02:37:39 PM
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I'll say this again. Undisputed Elie is a whack ass name and KOR and Fish kinda suck as characters.
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I don’t know why but I love Kyle O’Reilly. I laugh every time he earnestly bobs his head completely off the beat to his entrance song and still love him for some reason. I think I just really liked his singles push and feud with Adam Cole in NXT? Great wrestler, terrible showman. Big fan of that goofball.

CM Punk showing up in an “abortion rights” shirt in Texas was awesome. And Excalibur complimenting him on it while JR and Tony Schiavone sat unsure how to respond. Never would have happened in WWE.

Kyle OReilly vs Samoa Joe is going to be great

And if you liked his feud with Adam Cole, I think that’s what the finals are shaping up to be
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on May 19, 2022, 03:03:52 PM
I’m over Jericho getting so much tv time, Jericho in 2022 is the equivalent of the sting interview every episode of dynamite after is debut. Just go away heat for me haha. But also props to him for constantly reinventing himself and still being over all this time
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 20, 2022, 12:52:05 AM
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I'll say this again. Undisputed Elie is a whack ass name and KOR and Fish kinda suck as characters.
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I don’t know why but I love Kyle O’Reilly. I laugh every time he earnestly bobs his head completely off the beat to his entrance song and still love him for some reason. I think I just really liked his singles push and feud with Adam Cole in NXT? Great wrestler, terrible showman. Big fan of that goofball.

CM Punk showing up in an “abortion rights” shirt in Texas was awesome. And Excalibur complimenting him on it while JR and Tony Schiavone sat unsure how to respond. Never would have happened in WWE.

Haha I hope it's clear that I'm half playing along when I post some of this stuff. I don't actually hate Kyle O'Rimjob with a passion, but he does annoy me so I cheer against him. Also Im a huge Rey Fenix mark so I always get salty when he has to lose haha.

KOR is definitely a goofball, and I think it's one of those things that either hits for you or it doesn't. I think part of it is that I got really burnt out on that indy mma style he works in a lot of his matches. I can't really talk shit though, back in the day I loved Brian Christopher/Grandmaster Sexy and my friends HATED him. Same with Norman Smiley.

And yeah can you imagine how bad Punks shirt must have chapped Linda McMahon's dusty old evil republikaren ass? I'm so, so glad there's a real legit (aka not TNA) alternative to the WWE.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 20, 2022, 04:44:50 AM
Dammit. I fell asleep. Probably won't make it through Rampage tonight either.

I think I'm in love with Maki. I love singing karaoke and can't believe that's actually a gimmick. I also love the dead weight delayed timber style tree fall that she does. Wish I could have stayed awake through the match. I vaguely remember wifey trying to shake me awake to see Sting getting his ass whooped.

Swerve definitely looks and moves like a heel.

I tried to like KOR, but I need the whole package. I don't care how well you can work a match if your character is whack.

I'm actually trying to think of someone with a shit character that I still liked to watch in the ring and all I got is Neville's babyface run as "The Man that Gravity Forgot." That man is soooo good and had to drop a belt to fucking Enzo Amore (who I actually loved as a character but he was total dogshit in the ring) He had some straight bangers vs. Cena and Rollins on RAW   in that time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 21, 2022, 01:52:44 AM
Dammit. I fell asleep. Probably won't make it through Rampage tonight either.

I think I'm in love with Maki. I love singing karaoke and can't believe that's actually a gimmick. I also love the dead weight delayed timber style tree fall that she does. Wish I could have stayed awake through the match. I vaguely remember wifey trying to shake me awake to see Sting getting his ass whooped.

Swerve definitely looks and moves like a heel.

I tried to like KOR, but I need the whole package. I don't care how well you can work a match if your character is whack.

I'm actually trying to think of someone with a shit character that I still liked to watch in the ring and all I got is Neville's babyface run as "The Man that Gravity Forgot." That man is soooo good and had to drop a belt to fucking Enzo Amore (who I actually loved as a character but he was total dogshit in the ring) He had some straight bangers vs. Cena and Rollins on RAW   in that time.

Oh dude I remember at one point while I was away from wrestling I caught part of a Neville match and he blew my mind. I distinctly remember feeling like I was watching this generation's 2Cold Scorpio. He has such insane body control in the air. If you missed rampage they just formally announced House of Black vs Death Triangle for the PPV, so I'm super excited to see what crazy shit he and Fenix can cook up.

I actually didn't get Maki at all until I watched one of those backstory vids and now I'm hooked. All the little shit she does like the crying and the "big, ugly, hard head" makes sense now and I dig it. Plus her entire twitter is just her eagerly learning new dirty English words and terms (like creampie) so it's entertaining on its own haha. I REALLY can't wait to see what Cornette said about her segment haha.

KOR is a great example of what OSW review refers to as a "boy", as in "Test was my boy!"...Those guys who never win a major singles title and are in the background of every stable they're in but for some reason it just clicks with some people. Usually it's the character that gets me interested but I put a lot of emphasis on the matches too. I guess Bob Backlund must have properly instilled enough respect for the great sport in me during his absolutely fantastic 1994 title run!

I'm glad I'm not the only one who sees that with Swerve. Like he's cocky and violent as shit, his offense is absolutely brutal. I feel like if him and Starks were flipped then it would be perfect.

Oh they also announced the Hardyz vs Bucks dream match for the PPV.

Also I don't watch WWE much but I do follow the results/stories and the fact that the Sasha and Naomi walked out probably just killed the women's tag division right? I don't think they have enough talent left on the roster to do a legit tournament.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 23, 2022, 06:14:16 AM
Dude they actually addressed the Naomi/Sasha situation on Smackdown (I actually wanted to see USO's vs. RKBro and am really pissed at the finish. That should have been a clean victory for Uso's, but I should have known WWE would fuck that up.)

Michael Cole started it off with "On Monday night, Naomi and Sasha let us all down."

They also announced a tag team tournament but who the hell is gonna be in it? They literally split up every one of their tag teams as quick as they form them.

Gonna have to do some research on Maki Ito.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 23, 2022, 06:41:33 PM
Whole lotta he said she said about the Naomi/Sasha stuff right now. I know this has happened plenty of times before (I think what culture or pfk even did a top 10 times haha) but it really feels like there's a power struggle going on behind the scenes in Stamford. Ive read a lot of the "wrestling people" are leaving or losing power and Nick Khan's corporate greed machine is making all the calls.


So excited for the PPV.  DDP has some high praise for the MJF-Wardlow feud that I really agree with. They've been booking this thing slowly basically since the beginning of the company and we get to see what they've come up with for the big match.

https://www.wrestlinginc.com/news/2022/05/ddp-reveals-aew-double-or-nothing-match-hes-most-excited-to-see/

It's crazy how these AEW ppv cards are so stacked that the main event isn't even what I'm most excited for. It's like 3rd or 4th on the list haha.

With Maki, here's the videos that I watched that filled me in. It's a little weebish but it's still interesting to see a well fleshed out character.

https://youtu.be/IwaiTMYu7aU

https://youtu.be/f5ZuITjMO14

For all of y'all that have peacock (or can use google), next time it's a rainy day or lazy night and you don't know what to watch - Starcade 90 is a good classic PPV. It has the international tag team tournament with prime Steiner's and the usual "exotic" guys like Muta but also a very young Norman Smiley and a masked Konnan. Just a bunch of dudes you didn't get to see much back then. Also JR and Paul E on commentary and an appearance from a young and super hot Terri Runnels. Had a lot of fun watching that one tonight.

Speaking of which, @SHAQUEEFA who is your all time favorite wrestling chick? Terri is up there for me. I swear it isn't just because of Dustin either haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 24, 2022, 06:01:14 AM
Speaking of which, @SHAQUEEFA who is your all time favorite wrestling chick? Terri is up there for me. I swear it isn't just because of Dustin either haha.
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Man I will never forget the way 9 year old me felt when Miss Elizabeth hit the screen. I was in love.

Terri for sure is up there. I met her at Wrestlemania last year and she is still a straight up milfy smokeshow. And she was the biggest sweetheart.

I also remember going to a Monday Night Raw with a sign that said "SABLE 3:6D"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 24, 2022, 06:52:16 AM
OH SHIT BUTTFART!!!!!

OUR GIRL THIGH BLUE GOT A WIN ON DARK LAST WEEK!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 24, 2022, 09:43:58 PM


I also remember going to a Monday Night Raw with a sign that said "SABLE 3:6D"

Hahahaha. Dude. I need you to understand that I spend way too much time during my days just making stupid wrestling jokes to myself so this shit makes me so happy to read.

Miss Elizabeth was like my ideal notion of femininity growing up. Like if we were playing a game where you had to rescue a princess, I was imagining it was her. I remember my little world crumbling during the Flair storyline because I saw the "she was mine before she was yours" pictures and Photoshop didn't exist back then so if there were pictures then it had to be real. And then they published the "real" ones in the magazine after mania and I could finally breathe again.

Dude I saw the thigh blue match. They even let her talk! I actually really liked the chick she was working with too..she cut a nice little no mic promo. If they start pushing Skye I'm going to have to find a way to give them even more of my money. I feel like she actually has potential, she has gotten better since I started watching but she's still got a little too much of that "I don't know what we're supposed to be doing so I'm just going to throw a forearm" thing you see on the indys a lot. She needs a better finisher too. I think highlighting her cuteness is a smart move though, make her like NXT Bayley with a hoodrat side and AEW fans will eat it up.

So you're watching dark now too haha. I love it, it reminds me of the old WCW Saturday night show. Just an hour of good wrasslin and character development without a lot of storyline. Taz and Excalibur's banter on commentary is great haha. I  enjoy seeing the bottom of the card guys get wins too. They're giving Lee Moriarty a mini push which is cool, he's from my part of Pittsburgh so I have to root for him.

Gonna get baked and watch some starcade now.

Edit: changed "naked" to "baked" in that last sentence. Interesting typo.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 25, 2022, 05:28:32 AM
Nah not watching too much Dark, just caught something on instagram, I follow that chick Amber Nova that THigh Blue beat. I met her at an indy show here in Tampa a few years ago and liked her gimmick. She has jobbed in NXT, Impact, and now AEW. "The girl from the garage" with the oily rag, I like it. She usually brings a big oversized wrench to the ring, hope she gets to use it sometime.

Flair v. Savage is probably my favorite feud of all time and looking back that was ten times better than any program with Hogan would have been, even though at the time everybody wanted to see Flair v Hogan. You are right, it broke my little heart to see the Flair and Elizabeth photos, I didn't want to believe it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 25, 2022, 08:11:03 PM
New OSW review out is out. Now with even more Horace Hogan!

https://youtu.be/7-y7Pjdou4o


Haha SHAQUEEFA I love that Flair - Savage had such a long term impact on both of us. It's weird when I sit down and think about how many "life lessons" I was introduced to through wrestling haha. Like instead of jesus or Muhammad I try to be like Ricky Steamboat. He is the god of arm drags after all.

Aww I thought you had come over to the dark side, literally. I usually throw it on when I'm getting ready for work or folding laundry or something. That Amber Nova chick definitely caught my eye. If she put on like 10-15 pounds of muscle she would look like a superstar. Her little pre-match character work was really good too, she got the crowd into it and put Thigh Blue over really well. I can definitely see why she would be in demand as enhancement talent.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 26, 2022, 02:38:13 AM
Alright last Dynamite before the PPV let's fucking go.

MJF out right away. Smart. What a great opening match... This feud is so good. That was some top notch sportsertainment, strong attitude era vibes. Wardlow had his breakout at the last PPV, this one might make him a full blown star. Good on AEW and JR to say something about Texas too. Hopefully that disappointed Grampa stare he gave the camera gets through to a few people.

Jericho throwing fireballs in peoples faces and calling himself a wizard is now like his 15th gimmick that I'm 100% here for. He's just the king of it. I mean the dude got a list over twice (3x if you count the Owens list), so he legitimately can get people to cheer for a piece of paper. I put his really fucking sweet new shirt (https://www.shopaew.com/chris-jericho-the-wizard.html) in my cart but I want to see what he does at the PPV before I buy it.

Marq Quen out here lookin like the illegitimate son of Sir Mo from Men on a mission. Illegitimate because he's actually pretty good.

Holy shit United empire! I was just watching njpw the other day and thinking how bad I wanted to see Jeff Cobb in AEW and Great O'Khan is such a great throwback heel. That roppongi vice - FTR match was really good too, they actually got me with that finish haha.

Next up is the starks/jb/Swerve 3way. I feel like I should use modern language to describe such a modern match so that shit was lit yo....375 pounds of Keith Lee doing a corkscrew over the top to the outside is not something I thought I'd see today. I think he legit fucked Hobbs up there too, he didn't move much.

I have to laugh every time I see Britt wrestle because her tiny ass makes her a great example of what my coworkers refer to as a "Pennsylvania Longback". Our hospital is on the same hill as the dental school she went to and there's hundreds of them in pastel scrub pants roaming the area on any given day. Glad she won. I feel like she's gonna job to Ruby in the final though.

Joe vs Kyle O'Rimjob was basically what I expected. Joe is great, KOR is boring. Im glad we're gritting Joe in the finals but I fully expect him to put Cole over. I'll be very happy if I'm wrong about that one.

Anyways, looking forward to the PPV. Theres a countdown/review show on TNT tomorrow (Friday) night after the NHL game (rampage is at 630 this week) for people who need to get caught up on the storylines.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 26, 2022, 04:08:06 AM
Alright last Dynamite before the PPV let's fucking go.

MJF out right away. Smart. What a great opening match... This feud is so good. That was some top notch sportsertainment, strong attitude era vibes. Wardlow had his breakout at the last PPV, this one might make him a full blown star. Good on AEW and JR to say something about Texas too. Hopefully that disappointed Grampa stare he gave the camera gets through to a few people.

Jericho throwing fireballs in peoples faces and calling himself a wizard is now like his 15th gimmick that I'm 100% here for. He's just the king of it. I mean the dude got a list over twice (3x if you count the Owens list), so he legitimately can get people to cheer for a piece of paper. I put his really fucking sweet new shirt (https://www.shopaew.com/chris-jericho-the-wizard.html) in my cart but I want to see what he does at the PPV before I buy it.

Marq Quen out here lookin like the illegitimate son of Sir Mo from Men on a mission. Illegitimate because he's actually pretty good.

Holy shit United empire! I was just watching njpw the other day and thinking how bad I wanted to see Jeff Cobb in AEW and Great O'Khan is such a great throwback heel. That roppongi vice - FTR match was really good too, they actually got me with that finish haha.

Next up is the starks/jb/Swerve 3way. I feel like I should use modern language to describe such a modern match so that shit was lit yo....375 pounds of Keith Lee doing a corkscrew over the top to the outside is not something I thought I'd see today. I think he legit fucked Hobbs up there too, he didn't move much.

I have to laugh every time I see Britt wrestle because her tiny ass makes her a great example of what my coworkers refer to as a "Pennsylvania Longback". Our hospital is on the same hill as the dental school she went to and there's hundreds of them in pastel scrub pants roaming the area on any given day. Glad she won. I feel like she's gonna job to Ruby in the final though.

Joe vs Kyle O'Rimjob was basically what I expected. Joe is great, KOR is boring. Im glad we're gritting Joe in the finals but I fully expect him to put Cole over. I'll be very happy if I'm wrong about that one.

Anyways, looking forward to the PPV. Theres a countdown/review show on TNT tomorrow (Friday) night after the NHL game (rampage is at 630 this week) for people who need to get caught up on the storylines.


Hah what’s PA long back?   


I’ve loved Ricky Starks ever since he sold that move where he was thrown into the ropes and his opponent dropped down flat and instead of stepping over him like 99.9% of other wrestlers do, he tripped on the guy which is the intent of the move.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 26, 2022, 06:00:47 AM
Hey Buttfart, I forgot to address this comment from you.

"Hahahaha. Dude. I need you to understand that I spend way too much time during my days just making stupid wrestling jokes to myself so this shit makes me so happy to read."

I fully understand, I have an entire federation that plays out in my mind. My character is a suit wearing businessman named "Strictly Business" Scott Stevens. Sometimes he takes a break in the match to answer his cell phone. Other times he will just look at his watch, grab his briefcase, and leave. After getting counted out and losing, he will cut a backstage promo explaining he had a big meeting that netted him way more money than a match in (insert shitty town name here) could ever pay him.

I also have this crazy tag team where one guy is a paranormal medium and his tag team partner is a ghost. Because as the medium puts it, "You can't pin what you can't see" So homie will start the match, get his ass beat, and then tag in the ghost.  This is when the other tag team just starts selling punches and kicks with nobody there. It would be hilarious. Then all of a sudden, both guys are just beat to fuck, and the medium puts his hand out for a tag, sells the tag, gets in the ring and gets the pin.

Pennsylvania longback popped me hard. HAHAHAH!!! Hey Atiba! It means she has no ass!!! Just a long back!

Jeff Cobb wrestled one match against Cody Rhodes in the first couple months of AEW, but obviously Cody went over. Been hearing about this guy so I'm looking forward to it.

I really blew it not going to the NJPW Strong tapings here when I had the chance.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 26, 2022, 10:53:37 AM
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Alright last Dynamite before the PPV let's fucking go.

MJF out right away. Smart. What a great opening match... This feud is so good. That was some top notch sportsertainment, strong attitude era vibes. Wardlow had his breakout at the last PPV, this one might make him a full blown star. Good on AEW and JR to say something about Texas too. Hopefully that disappointed Grampa stare he gave the camera gets through to a few people.

Jericho throwing fireballs in peoples faces and calling himself a wizard is now like his 15th gimmick that I'm 100% here for. He's just the king of it. I mean the dude got a list over twice (3x if you count the Owens list), so he legitimately can get people to cheer for a piece of paper. I put his really fucking sweet new shirt (https://www.shopaew.com/chris-jericho-the-wizard.html) in my cart but I want to see what he does at the PPV before I buy it.

Marq Quen out here lookin like the illegitimate son of Sir Mo from Men on a mission. Illegitimate because he's actually pretty good.

Holy shit United empire! I was just watching njpw the other day and thinking how bad I wanted to see Jeff Cobb in AEW and Great O'Khan is such a great throwback heel. That roppongi vice - FTR match was really good too, they actually got me with that finish haha.

Next up is the starks/jb/Swerve 3way. I feel like I should use modern language to describe such a modern match so that shit was lit yo....375 pounds of Keith Lee doing a corkscrew over the top to the outside is not something I thought I'd see today. I think he legit fucked Hobbs up there too, he didn't move much.

I have to laugh every time I see Britt wrestle because her tiny ass makes her a great example of what my coworkers refer to as a "Pennsylvania Longback". Our hospital is on the same hill as the dental school she went to and there's hundreds of them in pastel scrub pants roaming the area on any given day. Glad she won. I feel like she's gonna job to Ruby in the final though.

Joe vs Kyle O'Rimjob was basically what I expected. Joe is great, KOR is boring. Im glad we're gritting Joe in the finals but I fully expect him to put Cole over. I'll be very happy if I'm wrong about that one.

Anyways, looking forward to the PPV. Theres a countdown/review show on TNT tomorrow (Friday) night after the NHL game (rampage is at 630 this week) for people who need to get caught up on the storylines.
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Hah what’s PA long back?   


I’ve loved Ricky Starks ever since he sold that move where he was thrown into the ropes and his opponent dropped down flat and instead of stepping over him like 99.9% of other wrestlers do, he tripped on the guy which is the intent of the move.

A tall, thin student with a small butt that doesn't protrude. Think stereotypical volleyball player or swimmer build. Their native habitat is the middle class suburban areas outside of the cities, but they migrate to the Pitt medical and dental schools every fall. They're strange creatures that make a grating high pitched "wooooo!" sound when they get excited, but they pose no threat.

I'm totally on the Starks bandwagon now. I thought he was just another generic athletic dude but he really won me over to the point I get excited when he's on commentary haha. I thought Keith Lee was doing him a favor by working with him (I think they're tight behind the scenes) but I was wrong. Starks is definitely performing on that level. He has that "it" factor you just can't really describe and I love how heelish he was in that match last night. That's obviously his bread and butter but I think he would make a really good sympathetic baby face if they had Hobbs turn on him or something like that. At any rate he's going places.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 26, 2022, 12:37:17 PM
Starks is tight. I like his music. Great worker. He got a huge babyface pop when Dynamite was in New Orleans and it was great.

Somehow I ended up in a group chat with a bunch of "in the know" fans. Like they regularly talk to wrestlers and own a wrestling podcast network. "Keepin' it Strong Style" is one of their bigger podcasts. That string of weeks at the beginning when they would bring in random indy guys to challenge Cody for the TNT title, these guys would already know who it was gonna be and they were the most pumped for Ricky. He had a really great match with Cody and I'm pretty sure that is what helped get him signed full time. Eddie Kingston went the same route. Somehow he was just instantly over with the fans.

But for real, Starks and Jungle Boy could be giving us banger matches against each other for the next 10-15 years.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 26, 2022, 02:04:23 PM
The TNT open challenge era with Cody was so good.   It’s like the complete opposite of his current WWE booking of feuding with Seth Rollins for three ppvs even though he’s already beat him twice


Dang if you guys think volleyball players have no asses then we need to export someone of them from California to where you guys are!   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 27, 2022, 07:40:34 AM
Hey Buttfart, I forgot to address this comment from you.

"Hahahaha. Dude. I need you to understand that I spend way too much time during my days just making stupid wrestling jokes to myself so this shit makes me so happy to read."

I fully understand, I have an entire federation that plays out in my mind. My character is a suit wearing businessman named "Strictly Business" Scott Stevens. Sometimes he takes a break in the match to answer his cell phone. Other times he will just look at his watch, grab his briefcase, and leave. After getting counted out and losing, he will cut a backstage promo explaining he had a big meeting that netted him way more money than a match in (insert shitty town name here) could ever pay him.

I also have this crazy tag team where one guy is a paranormal medium and his tag team partner is a ghost. Because as the medium puts it, "You can't pin what you can't see" So homie will start the match, get his ass beat, and then tag in the ghost.  This is when the other tag team just starts selling punches and kicks with nobody there. It would be hilarious. Then all of a sudden, both guys are just beat to fuck, and the medium puts his hand out for a tag, sells the tag, gets in the ring and gets the pin.

Pennsylvania longback popped me hard. HAHAHAH!!! Hey Atiba! It means she has no ass!!! Just a long back!

Jeff Cobb wrestled one match against Cody Rhodes in the first couple months of AEW, but obviously Cody went over. Been hearing about this guy so I'm looking forward to it.

I really blew it not going to the NJPW Strong, tapings here when I had the chance.

Hahahaha dude we need to get you a writing gig with AEW. I would absolutely watch Scott Stevens tell someone he's going to put them through an unpaid internship.... In pain. Have ever seen the Chuck Taylor "list of unused wrestler names" video? I feel like you and him might be kindred spirits.

https://youtu.be/ifolC4Nt140

Your ghost and medium tag team would be insanely over in Chikara or PWG but it may actually make Jim Cornette's head explode. You're right though the more I think about it with the right workers there's so much great shit you could do with that. Watch someone at AEW see this and steal it now haha.

So here's why I'm pumped about Cobb... Did you watch Lucha Underground at all? I wasn't super into wrestling at the time but I would sometimes watch it on YouTube and the one storyline/character that really stood out as top notch was the Matanza Cueto introduction. It was like this monster Kane character that was built like Rhyno, wrestled like Brock, and had an awesome mask. I saw him tossing dudes around for the first time and was wondering who the hell he was, so I looked him up and found out it was this Hawaiian dude named Jeff Cobb. I didn't really follow his indy or ROH runs but I heard he was good but suffered from lacking a convincing character beyond "thick strong guy". So I guess overall he's kind of a modern Scott Norton at this stage, but with the right gimmick he can be really good.

From what I remember he's got a reputation as being kind of a dildo backstage but hopefully he's smart enough to shut up and wrestle now. Japan won't last forever and I'm pretty sure AEW pays better than CYN.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 27, 2022, 08:28:03 AM
The TNT open challenge era with Cody was so good.   It’s like the complete opposite of his current WWE booking of feuding with Seth Rollins for three ppvs even though he’s already beat him twice


Dang if you guys think volleyball players have no asses then we need to export someone of them from California to where you guys are!


Cody has that old school southern wrasslin carny blood in his veins and even though hes missed plenty of times when he hits there's really nothing like it in US wrestling today. I really like watching how he blends the modern indy influence and high spots with the classic storytelling and emotion that his dad was so famous for. He's a really good physical communicator.

I know it was cool to hate Cody for a while there (and I definitely joined in on the fun) but deep down I'm a massive Rhodes mark. All of them except Brandi. I've posted plenty about Dustin but Dusty was in polka dots by the time I started watching as a kid and oddly enough it was his very short ECW run (including a bloody ppv match with Steve Corino that was better than it had any right to be) that made me seek out a bunch of his old stuff and fall in love with it. I actually just watched an old Dusty vs Tully match I had never seen before the other day.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 27, 2022, 08:49:48 PM
I like Cody for the most part, but it’s that WwE/HHH thing of ignoring the crowd and making the face go over the likes of Malachi Black for example that kind of grated on me

He can elevate people even winning as the tnt open challenge showed and his match with Wardlow, but that little “post-neck tattoo” run where it just felt like he was on a different show, just got me a little bummed on him. 


Apparently Colt Cabana is going to ROH.  M
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: lickcakes on May 27, 2022, 09:52:56 PM
i love pro wrestling. but, just like, jacking off to it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 28, 2022, 01:16:57 AM
I like Cody for the most part, but it’s that WwE/HHH thing of ignoring the crowd and making the face go over the likes of Malachi Black for example that kind of grated on me

He can elevate people even winning as the tnt open challenge showed and his match with Wardlow, but that little “post-neck tattoo” run where it just felt like he was on a different show, just got me a little bummed on him. 


Apparently Colt Cabana is going to ROH.  M

Dude I never really thought of it like this but it was right around the time of the neck tat that he started to get unbearable. We need to just start differentiating time periods as Cody BNT and Cody PNT. Absolutely agree about the booking souring his run and I think part of the problem for me was Brandi. She's pretty unlikeable and a lot of shit came off as a vanity project for her rather than her supporting Cody.

Colt in ROH makes sense. Seems like he's spent a lot of time on tour and kinda stayed away since Punk showed up anyways. It would be kind of cool if he did a character switch where he just drops the comedy stuff to focus on winning a belt or snaps and becomes a psycho if people don't laugh at his jokes. Kinda like an evil doink energy.

Do you watch BTE?

i love pro wrestling. but, just like, jacking off to it

Oh you'll fit in fine here. Heres a good one! See if YOU can last 10 minutes.

https://youtu.be/0-fiD8dT_5w
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 28, 2022, 11:32:56 AM
Should’ve been Statlander. Her last couple matches have pushed her into my favorites at AEW. And now Ruby has an uphill road to win the crowd back over. MAN did they boo her. I felt bad.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 28, 2022, 02:07:36 PM
Should’ve been Statlander. Her last couple matches have pushed her into my favorites at AEW. And now Ruby has an uphill road to win the crowd back over. MAN did they boo her. I felt bad.

Just watched it. The smark in me agrees but Ruby was brought in as a "big name" so they kind of have to do something with her. I think it's gonna be her and Cole sadly.
They seem to sometimes pit the AEW originals against Tony's new toys to get heat. I think they should probably kinda back off that because I feel like that's part of the reason why the crowd turned on Ruby there. If they have to pick between what they see as AEW vs ex-WWE then it's pretty obvious which way they'll go. It didn't help that Stat had a great match either, as soon as she hit that clothesline the crowd was hers.

I fucking LOST IT when the bucks came out. I legit popped for Gangrel but when I saw Cutler dressed as Lita, complete with whale tail, I did that thing where you laugh so hard you start coughing. The match itself was pretty awesome too, definitely some PWG shit there haha. Was cool to see Gangrel hit an impaler too, always loved that move.

Awesome to see how over the assclaimed boys are. "Scissor me Daddy Ass" might be my fantasy football team name this year. Platinum Max looks like a fucking star. If they're smart they'll give him a big push at some point. I don't like them jobbing him out to Dante but I've got a bit of bias there haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 29, 2022, 02:01:57 PM
DOUBLE OR NOTHING TONIGHT BOYS!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 29, 2022, 04:02:31 PM
DOUBLE OR NOTHING TONIGHT BOYS!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!

Are you following the MJF shit? I'm 99.99% sure it's a work to get people to tune in and srs/alvarez/meltzer are either in on it or being manipulated. I feel like it all ends with him "no showing" and then Wardlow finds him and drags him to the ring and power bombs him through a table.

Edit: ROFL I love MJF. Just worked the entire smark world. Apparently there were multiple reddit megathreads and people were just losing their shit all day.

I just ordered some sushi and cleaned my bong - I have to be careful though, I've been on a big indica kick lately but if I hit this blueberry or golden pineapple now I feel like I'm not making it past the third match haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 30, 2022, 04:36:45 AM
Wow. Pretty crazy show. I was super baked and apparently took a LOT of notes so I'm going to have to edit them for brevity and clarity haha. Some high points (weyyyyy!)

- "Jungle Boy is a star but judging by those new tights we might have to change his name to Hungle Boy."

- "Samoa Joe's face is slowly turning into a catcher's mitt"

- "Matt Hardy moves like Hank Hill's dad. Nick Jackson looks like Lash Leroux."

Actual highlights were the Hardys vs bucks, HOB - DT match, the anarchy in the arena match, and the 3 way tag. MJF Wardlow was a great spectacle but not the best match I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on May 30, 2022, 12:01:54 PM
I'm so over following this MJF saga. Been stressing me out. I thought it was a work until I reflected on the match and was certain it isn't, but then just in the middle of typing this I saw this (https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/v0sr34/mjf_to_srs_i_showed_up_last_minute_i_left_after/). I don't know any more. I hope he can be happy and successful wherever he ends up, but the selfish part of me wants that to be in AEW cause he's my favourite part of the show and I'm not watching WWE just for him. Whatever, wrestling is more fun when you don't follow the BTS nonsense.

DoN was great I thought. Although WTF are they thinking making Britt and Cole the winners of the Owen tournament. Britt is on Charlotte levels of getting fed every other woman in the company. Adam Cole I just do not get why he's on tv every single week without fail while so many others miss out. Also if you're going to do this undisputed / redragon / bucks / elite / whatever storyline with them all then please just fucking get on with it.

Edit - if it was a work then they would've mentioned something about it on commentary, instead of saying nothing and sounding like they didn't want to be there while he's also in the ring legit looking like he doesn't want to be there either. Like what the fuck is the point in working allllllllll of these rumours and stories if you're not going to actually use it in storyline? Meltzer's point makes no sense. I stand firm.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 30, 2022, 12:40:54 PM
I'm so over following this MJF saga. Been stressing me out. I thought it was a work until I reflected on the match and was certain it isn't, but then just in the middle of typing this I saw this (https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/v0sr34/mjf_to_srs_i_showed_up_last_minute_i_left_after/). I don't know any more. I hope he can be happy and successful wherever he ends up, but the selfush part of me wants that to be in AEW cause he's my favourite part of the show and I'm not watching WWE just for him. Wrestling is more fun when you don't follow the BTS nonsense.

DoN was great I thought. Although WTF are they thinking making Britt and Cole the winners of the Owen tournament. Britt is on Charlotte levels of getting fed every other woman in the company. Adam Cole I just do not get why he's on tv every single week without fail while so many others miss out. Also if you're going to do this undisputed / redragon / bucks / elite / whatever storyline with them all then please just fucking get on with it.

So I kinda think this is just MJF working an injury or something else where he needed time off. He never publicly breaks character and I honestly don't see a planet where he's clueless enough that he genuinely thinks 18 months out is the time to play hardball negotiator. I've heard that he idolizes the era when strict kayfabe was in effect and dudes like Portland Piper and Dusty who could manipulate it so well. If you wanted to bring kayfabe back and make people feel genuine hate for you in the era of reddit and Twitter then this is exactly how you would do it. The timing of it is all so suspicious to me as well...it all happened to coincide with the PPV and get the entire wrestling world to tune in.

Cole was forever and always ruined for me when someone pointed out the little fake "eh eh" stammer he does before every other sentence. It's like how Lex Luger grunts and shouts every time he does a move... Once you hear it it's all you can hear and he does it every single time he's on TV. I also don't know how I feel about having a heel not only win the tournament but have him cheat to do so. It's even weirder since Britt just out wrestled Ruby and beat her clean/showed respect to her after. It almost makes me wonder if Ruby wasn't originally supposed to go over but they got cold feet after the fans turned on her vs Stat. Like did you really book Rancid to have her lose? That would also explain why they sent Rich Ward out there to look like the world's jackiest ass, they didn't want just the loser to get a special entrance and Jericho's buddy was the best they could do last minute.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: arrbee on May 31, 2022, 03:05:03 AM
If anyone is interested Vu did a rip on the NWO tees.

(https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/a665d50e-d9e0-40ed-9a06-fa7219691160/vu-world-order-tee-shirt.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1000)

https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/a665d50e-d9e0-40ed-9a06-fa7219691160/vu-world-order-tee-shirt.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1000
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 31, 2022, 08:42:02 AM
Double or Nothing kinda fell short for me.

Having the Hardy's beat the Bucks is just nonsense.

Booking Rancid to have Ruby Soho lose is nonsense.

The highlights for me were Thunder Rosa v. Deeb even though I felt that match went a little long.

Darby v KORimjob was one of the better matches.

Death Triangle v HOB was awesome except for the finish I am so fucking over people spraying mist in the eyes.

Triple threat tag was really good. HUNGLE BOY!!! HAHHAHAH!!!!!

Page v Punk wasn't that awesome and unless Page is hurt and needs some time off, the wrong dude won.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 01, 2022, 01:19:34 PM
Double or Nothing kinda fell short for me.

Having the Hardy's beat the Bucks is just nonsense.

Booking Rancid to have Ruby Soho lose is nonsense.

The highlights for me were Thunder Rosa v. Deeb even though I felt that match went a little long.

Darby v KORimjob was one of the better matches.

Death Triangle v HOB was awesome except for the finish I am so fucking over people spraying mist in the eyes.

Triple threat tag was really good. HUNGLE BOY!!! HAHHAHAH!!!!!

Page v Punk wasn't that awesome and unless Page is hurt and needs some time off, the wrong dude won.

Yeah overall it wasn't one of their best shows, the undercard kinda carried it really.

I loved the Bucks vs Hardys haha. I enjoy shtick sometimes and it was basically a PWG match. Apparently Jeff was in rough shape going into it (mostly from the Darby match, big surprise) and since Matt walks like he got his shins blown off in WW2 there wasn't too much they could do. I agree the Bucks should have won but I bet they wanted to job to their heroes.

The Rancid thing is one of the main reasons I'm leaning towards the "last minute change" theory. It's dumb on so many levels and all the other booking makes more sense with Ruby winning.

Rosa vs Deeb was pretty good but I'm starting to hate Rosa matches because of how loud she is haha. She's like Lex Luger and Vickie Guerrero rolled into one (not sure if I used that one yet). I vote we swap her and hook's gimmicks. He would look great in a Texican bodysuit. I do like watching Serena work, usually girls who are super skinny like that aren't believable for me (red velvet suffers from this) but I feel like getting tied up by one of her bony ass arms or leathery legs would really suck. I've noticed that Rosa matches tend to go a little too long or be unevenly paced, even the Britt matches were like that to some extent.

HOB vs death triangle was probably my highlight and yeah I'm pretty over the mist thing but that particular one didn't make me that mad. It would be cool if it was super rare and getting hit with it like guaranteed they'd be under Black's control instead of it just being the new eye rake. Maybe I'm just projecting because I would totally be down with Julia Hart spitting in my face.

I mostly hated Darby vs KOR. Especially since KOR won. His matches all feel kinda same-y to me and there's only so many times I can see him reverse something into a joint lock before I tune out. Also the storyline was laughable and I felt like it didn't need to be on the card.

Page vs Punk was pretty good. Hangman is really starting to remind me of prime HBK. Some dudes just move different in the ring and he's one of them. I agree that he should have won. Honestly I wanted him to have it for at least a year to really add some importance and gravity to the belt but Punk is the money draw so I'm sure Tony wants to see what he can do on top. I don't hate that Punk won so much as I hate that Hangman lost.

That anarchy match is going to go down in history. That was so well down for such a crazy fucking spectacle and my inner ECW fan was marking the fuck out the whole time. I had so much fun watching that and Jericho is just on an absolute tear right now.

That 3 way tag was just like... No way it could be bad with those 6 dudes in there but it still exceeded my expectations haha. Everyone in that match was great but Hungle Boy and Starks are stars and they need to get a singles feud going ASAP.

Did you watch the pre show at all? I genuinely think maybe the biggest pop I heard all night was for Hookhausen haha. Gotta say Tony Neese is a hell of a hand, he made Danhausen look legit. I have to say I haven't really been as high on Hook as most but man he's got his old man's snap.









Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 01, 2022, 01:50:47 PM
I really like the way Hook works. He does this little extra shit to make something from a small guy believable. His suplexes are masterful and watch his toes dude he like seriously is on some ballerina shit working for a few extra inches between the mat and his opponent coming down from a suplex.

 I also like how he was in the background for a very long time at Team Taz and they really didn't have him do much until he was ready to be amazing. I'm just glad that AEW values tag teams so these guys will be together for awhile and not just randomly split up for no reason like in the other place.

And yeah, if Ruby didn't get boo'd so bad on Friday night against Statlander, she fully wins. And then you can have Ruby and Cole doing the ceremony and maybe Ruby puts her arm around Cole for a photo and then BOOM! Out comes the Pennsylvanina longback to attack Ruby and keep the rivalry going on some keep yo hands off my man type shit.

Maybe the best thing about the whole PPV was "Wild Thing" playing on a loop until Jericho made it to the sound board and shut it off. Fucking incredible. It took me a second to actually realize the song was still playing but dammit that shit was funny.

And dude, I know you mentioned maybe starting to listen to Talk is Jericho, but you really need to. It is VERY good. He just did an episode with the whole JAS and those dudes are funny as fuck. Garcia straight up says he bit the backwards Kangol hat from Triple H to complete his "sports entertainment" look.

Jericho is a great storyteller and will fully break down the pychology of certain things he did and it really shows that he is truly one of the great ones.

And if you like bts stuff, he did a recent episode with a trademark attorney fully breaking down how wrestlers get to own their names and gimmicks and how certain things could get stolen when paperwork isn't filed right. Pretty interesting stuff. Jericho owns the name "Chris Jericho" but WWE own "Y2J" "The Millenium Man" "The List"  and anything Jericho created while at WWE is owned by WWE. They talk about how Dave Bautista was changed to "Batista" so WWE could own the name, and other shit like that. Pretty interesting stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 01, 2022, 07:32:16 PM
I really like the way Hook works. He does this little extra shit to make something from a small guy believable. His suplexes are masterful and watch his toes dude he like seriously is on some ballerina shit working for a few extra inches between the mat and his opponent coming down from a suplex.

 I also like how he was in the background for a very long time at Team Taz and they really didn't have him do much until he was ready to be amazing. I'm just glad that AEW values tag teams so these guys will be together for awhile and not just randomly split up for no reason like in the other place.

And yeah, if Ruby didn't get boo'd so bad on Friday night against Statlander, she fully wins. And then you can have Ruby and Cole doing the ceremony and maybe Ruby puts her arm around Cole for a photo and then BOOM! Out comes the Pennsylvanina longback to attack Ruby and keep the rivalry going on some keep yo hands off my man type shit.

Maybe the best thing about the whole PPV was "Wild Thing" playing on a loop until Jericho made it to the sound board and shut it off. Fucking incredible. It took me a second to actually realize the song was still playing but dammit that shit was funny.

And dude, I know you mentioned maybe starting to listen to Talk is Jericho, but you really need to. It is VERY good. He just did an episode with the whole JAS and those dudes are funny as fuck. Garcia straight up says he bit the backwards Kangol hat from Triple H to complete his "sports entertainment" look.

Jericho is a great storyteller and will fully break down the pychology of certain things he did and it really shows that he is truly one of the great ones.

And if you like bts stuff, he did a recent episode with a trademark attorney fully breaking down how wrestlers get to own their names and gimmicks and how certain things could get stolen when paperwork isn't filed right. Pretty interesting stuff. Jericho owns the name "Chris Jericho" but WWE own "Y2J" "The Millenium Man" "The List"  and anything Jericho created while at WWE is owned by WWE. They talk about how Dave Bautista was changed to "Batista" so WWE could own the name, and other shit like that. Pretty interesting stuff.

Dude I know. It's on my list, I just haven't been listening to as many podcasts since I'm not in my full covid space suit as much these days. I'm actually downloading that episode right now so I can listen to it whenever. I love Jericho on commentary, its always a good indicator to me that someone "gets it" when they can put someone over as a threat without breaking character and he's great at that. Ive really liked the TIJ clips I've heard too, so I really don't have a good excuse for not listening haha.

Can't believe I forgot to mention the sound board spot. That's the kind of shit only Jericho can actually make work hahaha. I also have to say that I'm really enjoying him becoming a big gimmick match/deathmatch guy in the twilight of his career. He knows he's slowing down and can't do it with his workrate and epic matches anymore so he's finding other ways to entertain us. Kind of the Terry Funk route I guess.

Dynamite was really good I thought. Cool to see Hikuleo on there...a 7 foot Tongan dude raised by Haku is like a built in monster heel gimmick haha. MJF is the absolute best talker in the game right now hands down no questions asked.

Also Holy shit Punk vs Tanahashi at Forbidden door? They've both lost a step and I don't know how much experience Punk has working with NJPW guys but I'm expecting it to be really good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 02, 2022, 06:02:23 AM
Dude that might have been the greatest promo of all time.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 02, 2022, 07:25:02 AM
Dude that might have been the greatest promo of all time.

OK so this might just be stoned rambling, but hear me out. I think I'm starting to piece some things together.  So we do know a few things about Max the person despite how incredibly well he blurs the lines that might give us some insight. One is that he loves old territory wrestling and the kayfabe days even though its not the era he grew up in. He was a big fan of something else when he was a kid... Another guy who loves the old days... CM Punk.

In fact, we know from their feud that he idolized him. Now I mentioned before that one of the main reasons I think this was a work is the timing...but there's something I didn't pick up on at first. Something that didn't make sense until I was sitting here sweating my balls off yesterday. It was June 1st. It was Summer (not officially I know).

We're witnessing the summer of MJF. This is his homage to what I have to imagine was a pretty special and impactful time for a 15 year old MJF. My only question is whether he goes face like Punk (he's going to get cheered no matter what because he's so good) or he uses it to make everyone hate him even more. There was a ton of truth in that promo and they say the best heels are the ones who are justified in their actions.

Behind the scenes I think Tony will give him whatever he wants. He has to know how special this dude is.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 02, 2022, 09:03:53 AM
Dude you are 100% on it.

This is completely a work.

Tony listened to that promo grinning ear to ear thinking about all the money he about to make. You think Tony gives the best talker in wrestling a live mic to voice his real life frustrations with the company? Hell no. he gave that man the mic and said "Let me have it"

And that genius MJF has the whole world already looking forward to something over a year down the line.

I just hope he gets to beat Punk for the title at some point.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on June 02, 2022, 09:16:12 AM
Timing is actually the main reason I thought it wasn't a work (at first) because it's pretty shitty to start all this right at Wardlow's crowning culmination of a 2.5 year story. Now after that promo I wouldn't be surprised if it was a work from the start that began when MJF couldn't make that meet and greet for whatever reason and they decided to make a story out of it. If that's the case then I still think it's sad to overshadow the Wardlow story with it but maybe it had to be done in order to have this promo happen in front of the network execs, because he just delivered a moment that will no doubt go down in wrestling history. It might've been ok if they'd kicked off something for Wardlow at the same time instead of just having him squash a 50 year old fat guy.

I don't quite know what the end goal is with MJF. He almost turned the entire company heel with a single promo which is a bad route to go down IMO. Maybe this is their plan to elevate him to major stardom. Shit like this is maybe what it takes these days to get non-fans' eyes on wrestling. If they get it right then everyone who knows anything about wrestling is going to know about MJF, and therefore AEW. Which is exactly what the company needs because they haven't become a household name yet. I think he's the only person in the world who has the potential to add his name alongside Hogan, Rock, Austin and Cena, if that's ever possible again. AEW would sure be better off if it was.

While I'm here I've heard others say they think it's heading towards either Summer of Punk III or Summer of MJF. I wasn't watching for the last one, what actually was it that makes it an "event"? I don't understand what the difference was between that summer and any other 4 month period where a bunch of shit happened for somebody
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 02, 2022, 01:40:08 PM
Did anyone see on RAW on Monday where Becky Lynch straight up said she was a wizard? She needs to check herself. Going after Ric Flair over who "The Man" is and now just saying she a wizard for no good reason. I haven't ever once seen her throw a fireball.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 02, 2022, 03:15:10 PM
Did anyone see on RAW on Monday where Becky Lynch straight up said she was a wizard? She needs to check herself. Going after Ric Flair over who "The Man" is and now just saying she a wizard for no good reason. I haven't ever once seen her throw a fireball.

I would give my entire savings account to see Jericho bust in on a Becks promo and throw a fireball in her face. We just need more fireballs really, i remember a period where everyone in WCW would try to throw them but fuck it up like 60% of the time. I always imagined that Bischoff bought like a huge carton of defective flash paper by accident and was like "well I paid for it so we're going to use it". You'd see like Brad Armstrong eating a shitty fireball on main event from some goof in a bodysuit and mask haha. It was kind of like the mist today but if they spit it all over their boots half the time.

Speaking of fire, did you see the Janela clip? He's so, so dumb. I may have mentioned this before but I watched his documentary and felt like the dude is in over his head but isn't smart enough to realize it. The fact he's been back on the indies for like 2 months and is already attempting flaming super kicks might support that opinion hahaha.

And speaking of mist, I was thinking the one person I would he fine with blowing it doesn't - Luchasaurus. It could be like a remnant of his lizard DNA that he's activated somehow. I know it's mostly a heel thing but I think you can switch him.... honestly I think I just I really want a match where Hook or a vengeful Hungle Boy works his neck to injure his "mist gland" and take it away. It's not quite ghost partner level, but I would still watch it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on June 02, 2022, 03:43:31 PM
Someone on the wrestling Reddit hooked me up with last minute tickets to dynamite last night

Such as a crazy show. First time seeing punk wrestle live, tanahashi, mjf pipe bomb. It was a great time. Now rampage tomorrow!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 02, 2022, 03:50:08 PM
Timing is actually the main reason I thought it wasn't a work (at first) because it's pretty shitty to start all this right at Wardlow's crowning culmination of a 2.5 year story. Now after that promo I wouldn't be surprised if it was a work from the start that began when MJF couldn't make that meet and greet for whatever reason and they decided to make a story out of it. If that's the case then I still think it's sad to overshadow the Wardlow story with it but maybe it had to be done in order to have this promo happen in front of the network execs, because he just delivered a moment that will no doubt go down in wrestling history. It might've been ok if they'd kicked off something for Wardlow at the same time instead of just having him squash a 50 year old fat guy.

I don't quite know what the end goal is with MJF. He almost turned the entire company heel with a single promo which is a bad route to go down IMO. Maybe this is their plan to elevate him to major stardom. Shit like this is maybe what it takes these days to get non-fans' eyes on wrestling. If they get it right then everyone who knows anything about wrestling is going to know about MJF, and therefore AEW. Which is exactly what the company needs because they haven't become a household name yet. I think he's the only person in the world who has the potential to add his name alongside Hogan, Rock, Austin and Cena, if that's ever possible again. AEW would sure be better off if it was.

While I'm here I've heard others say they think it's heading towards either Summer of Punk III or Summer of MJF. I wasn't watching for the last one, what actually was it that makes it an "event"? I don't understand what the difference was between that summer and any other 4 month period where a bunch of shit happened for somebody

So I don't really mind it because to be honest, Wardlow was made before the match. The story was done and it was all but a foregone conclusion that he was going to destroy MJF and we still got that. This way MJF has moved onto his own (insanely hot) new storyline and Wardlow is free to start a new storyline as the hottest young beast on the roster. They can insert him wherever they need to, and I'm curious to see what they do with him.

And I know it may have left a sour taste in some people's mouths, but it's all anyone can talk about. That shit got people GENUINELY invested, maybe for the first time for newer fans, and that's the magic of it. I don't think the company cares if it's viewed as heels in the storyline... doing that lead to multiple huge runs for the fed, including the one that I think is inspiring the whole thing. The summer of Punk just refers to the run where he was so hot that it basically forced the WWE to put the belt on him in the course of a few months. That summer he made so many fans and gained so much momentum that in a lot of ways he's still riding to this day and it became a notable era of pro wrestling history. Anything else called "summer of x" now is just comparing it to that.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 02, 2022, 03:59:32 PM
Someone on the wrestling Reddit hooked me up with last minute tickets to dynamite last night

Such as a crazy show. First time seeing punk wrestle live, tanahashi, mjf pipe bomb. It was a great time. Now rampage tomorrow!

Dude you got to see a historic promo! That's so sick, I can't even imagine the energy in that room.

I got to go to a Dynamite in April....the Punk vs Dustin episode where they announced forbidden door. It's so much fun and I highly recommend it to anyone who has a chance. It wasn't nearly as expensive as I thought it was going to be either.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 02, 2022, 11:07:27 PM
Lana’s Twitter kinda spoiled the Miro return, but also I learned Ricky Starks was one of the soldiers for the WM entrance when Rusev came out in that tank he fucked Lana in. 


Also, I want Hobbs to have Nickatina as his entrance music
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 03, 2022, 05:20:00 AM
As far as live events go, I went to Double or Nothing at Daily's Place when it was the Omega v. Pac v. Cassidy triple threat match and the Inner Circle v Pinnacle Stadium Stampede. It was so sick. That spot where Jericho and MJF are fighting and almost go over the railing, they would have landed on me. My wife almost got hit by the blood of jericho.

I took her to RAW once and she hated it. Our seats weren't that good and she wasn't into watching the wrestling without the commentary.

After DON, she was like "OH I get it now, this is what its supposed to be like. I didn't need the commentary because the wrestling was so good."

Man that Daily's Place is a great venue for wrestling. I love that they still aren't in these huge places all the time, I think the crowd gets hotter that way.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 03, 2022, 05:24:26 AM
Oh and did everyone see that Noelle Foley is starting and Only Fans?

I used to think she was so hot until I watched that stupid Holy Foley reality show on WWE network. She was amazing right up until she opened her mouth and started talking. Most annoying voice and brain ever.

It was funny to see the comments on her official Twitter announcement. Here are some examples:

1. Nudes or GTFO Only Fans
2. Will there be nudes or just the same bikini pics you post on instagram.
3. You will make a lot of money for 2 months until people realize you aren't posting nudes.

HAHAHAAH get her Twitter!

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on June 03, 2022, 01:31:25 PM
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Someone on the wrestling Reddit hooked me up with last minute tickets to dynamite last night

Such as a crazy show. First time seeing punk wrestle live, tanahashi, mjf pipe bomb. It was a great time. Now rampage tomorrow!
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Dude you got to see a historic promo! That's so sick, I can't even imagine the energy in that room.

I got to go to a Dynamite in April....the Punk vs Dustin episode where they announced forbidden door. It's so much fun and I highly recommend it to anyone who has a chance. It wasn't nearly as expensive as I thought it was going to be either.

Yes! Energy was awesome. Crowd popped for everything. Especially cm punk and mox. They played wild thing probably 4-5 times throughout the show and every time >10k fans were singing. Hopefully tonight is the same. Tonight’s rampage is the city over from where the bucks live. I think Brandon cutler and Brian cage too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on June 03, 2022, 06:06:16 PM
Thigh Blue is wrestling a dark match against marina shaffir and I thought of y’all <3
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 03, 2022, 09:15:39 PM
Thigh Blue is wrestling a dark match against marina shaffir and I thought of y’all <3

Pray for my right forearm haha.

Wild rampage episode. Glad I stayed up for it. They really should have put the tag on last and had Dante vs Sky on first but they like doing this on rampage. I think Jericho even said "This IS the main event" in his you idiot voice when he was doing commentary. The spots and transitions are so smooth and creative every time and I feel like it's the kind of match only 2 sets of brothers can have. The dropkick into poisoned Frankensteiner spot, Pentas sick pumphandle, and the false finish with the step up Canadian destroyer were all insane. I had crazy expectations for that match and they still exceeded them.

Athena is kind of meh. She has a cool finish but that's about it. She's too small for me to really take her seriously against Jadeberg too. I almost feel like it has to be Stat that beats her but they keep pairing her with Red Velvet for reasons I don't understand.

The Punk thing sucks. I feel like the end goal for the MJF thing was going to be him (as Tony's boy) vs MJF for the belt and now I'm scared they'll have to pivot to something else or stretch it out way too long now. I think that might be why they didn't straight up strip/vacate and are going to do the interim title instead. Reallllly takes the wind out of the sails of Forbidden door too. Now we don't get to see a dream match because there's no way that both Punk and Tana are in the same place and healthy again while they still have something left in the tank. He looked pretty old and beat up tonight.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 04, 2022, 09:01:36 PM
Surprised Kiera Hogan isn’t doing anything for you guys (in the Skye Blue way)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on June 04, 2022, 10:17:36 PM
Surprised Kiera Hogan isn’t doing anything for you guys (in the Skye Blue way)

Oh she did last night haha

That punk promo was sad! It really took the wind out of the whole crowd. After that it got pretty dead, myself included.

The Lucha bros. Vs bucks was the loudest crowd I’ve ever heard. Hometown heroes vs Latin heroes and everyone in the crowd was on board. Got some fun dark matches with Chris daniels and another one with Frankie kaz, SCU chants the whole night.

I didn’t think that the rampage show would be as good as dynamite but it definitely was
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 04, 2022, 11:05:42 PM
Yeah that match was awesome.   Young bucks can get a touch annoying (though I have a high tolerance than most it seems) but when they get in that ring, none of that other shit matters.  They always put on an awesome show
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 05, 2022, 05:11:14 AM
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Surprised Kiera Hogan isn’t doing anything for you guys (in the Skye Blue way)
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Oh she did last night haha

That punk promo was sad! It really took the wind out of the whole crowd. After that it got pretty dead, myself included.

The Lucha bros. Vs bucks was the loudest crowd I’ve ever heard. Hometown heroes vs Latin heroes and everyone in the crowd was on board. Got some fun dark matches with Chris daniels and another one with Frankie kaz, SCU chants the whole night.

I didn’t think that the rampage show would be as good as dynamite but it definitely was

You went to rampage too?!? Dude I'm so jealous. I guess the bucks wanted to put on a show for the hometown crowd so they picked Penta and Fenix and that was clearly the right choice haha. Crowd was definitely HOT for it on TV too, I thought it was a nice touch to have like jurassic express etc in the front row too.. Like even the boys knew this shit was going to be good and they wanted good seats.

I'm guessing they went way over time because it felt like they had Starks and Hobbs out for their entrance before the bucks had even made it to the back and they squashed the jobbers in like under ten moves haha.

I really hate that the Punk thing fucks up multiple storylines, at least for now. I assume they're going to make Mox the interim champ, he's probably the safest choice because he can work with basically anyone and he's very over. The Tana match would have been cool but I'm mostly concerned that it's going to be harder to strike while the irons at its hottest with MJF now, I saw the clip where after his promo in the commercial break Punk came out and ran him off so obviously he was part of the plan. I guess it really depends on how long he's going to be out for but man they opened the forbidden door and the NJPW curse came charging right on in. Apparently he hurt it jumping into the crowd during his entrance with FTR which is kind of funny though.



@SHAQUEEFA man dailys place is an awesome setting for wrestling just from a TV perspective. Outdoor venues are unique and I always liked those old world class stadium shows and Japanese super cards where its natural lighting for the first few matches. I would love to see an AEW show there some day, I feel like it's going to be remembered as the spiritual home of the promotion to some extent no matter how big they get.

@Atiba Applebum  Hobbs looks so fucking cool in his Harlem heat gear. I watched a grip of his matches over the last week or so and Im super impressed with him. It kinda sucks that hes constantly in there against dudes bigger than him like Keith Lee and Luchasaurus at the moment just because he works so well as an overwhelming powerhouse, but he's also versatile and adapts his moveset very well. He has really good ring IQ and paces his matches well too. He reminds me of a modern Big Cat/Mr. Hughes a little bit.

Kiera is aight but not really my type. I tend to have an aversion to women that are under 5 feet tall. Thigh Blue is an intersection of like 6 "my type" smashed together haha. Also with like Kiera (and Diamante) I know they aren't into dudes so I guess I kinda respect that even in my fantasy world haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 05, 2022, 05:24:06 AM
Fair enough.   My type was Dakota Kai when she first went heel and was wearing Cut offs and all and I’m conventional enough that Anna Jay is my top AEW female wrestler
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 05, 2022, 06:53:55 AM
Fair enough.   My type was Dakota Kai when she first went heel and was wearing Cut offs and all and I’m conventional enough that Anna Jay is my top AEW female wrestler

Anna is my #2 haha. She was the first one that caught my eye when I started watching dark and BTE. Julia Hart is potentially moving into challenger territory too with this HOB gimmick since I have a goth/emo chick thing. Freshly heel Dakota Kai is a solid pick too, I haven't watched much WWE for a while but I was quite fond of Shotzi last time I did.

I think Anna has gotten pretty good in the ring too, she still freezes up here and there but her offense looks solid and she lays it in there pretty good. I think she just needs to get more confident on the mic and some experience and she's got a very bright future ahead of her.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 06, 2022, 09:36:48 AM
Holy shit did anybody watch Hell in A Cell last night? Overall it was pretty mehhhhh but I got to give Cody some respect for going out there last night. They really did their best to have a sick match and they definitely did the best they could. Seth in the polka dots was pretty good and Cody busting out the bull rope was a nice homage to his old man.

Now back to the task at hand, which is properly rating the women of AEW.

The Bunny doesn't get near enough shine, she is sexy as hell.

And low key, Penelope Cruz is one of the most talented girls on the roster in the ring. She had some decent matches at the beginning but got lost in the shuffle once Kip Sabian disappeared and the angle/team up with Miro fell flat. She pretty cute too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 06, 2022, 12:31:09 PM
Holy shit did anybody watch Hell in A Cell last night? Overall it was pretty mehhhhh but I got to give Cody some respect for going out there last night. They really did their best to have a sick match and they definitely did the best they could. Seth in the polka dots was pretty good and Cody busting out the bull rope was a nice homage to his old man.

Now back to the task at hand, which is properly rating the women of AEW.

The Bunny doesn't get near enough shine, she is sexy as hell.

And low key, Penelope Cruz is one of the most talented girls on the roster in the ring. She had some decent matches at the beginning but got lost in the shuffle once Kip Sabian disappeared and the angle/team up with Miro fell flat. She pretty cute too.

I didn't watch live but after reading about it I went and watched. It was an average match but under absolutely extraordinary circumstances that made it super compelling. I've probably said this before but Cody has gallons of carny blood running through his veins and it's one of the reasons I love him haha. He knew how disappointed Dusty would be if he had an injury that looked that gruesome and didn't make money off it haha. I wasn't a huge fan of the HHH references but it is what it is. I'm still on my 80s NWA/WCW PPV kick so I've been getting a healthy helping of Dusty so it was cool to see all the little things Cody took from him. I cracked the fuck up at Seth's entrance too hahaha.

Bunny I can't do but it's not really her fault... She looks almost exactly like this girl I was in the air force with who was a gigantic piece of shit so the sight of her just aggravates me. This chick also had the smelliest fucking snapper I've ever been around. Like straight up don't get downwind of it shit. Like I said, completely not her fault but the mental imprint is too strong to break for me haha. I also get slightly weirded out by chicks that have really wide set eyes. Tay has a mild case of it too. Penelope is definitely top 10 material (maybe even top 5) but I haven't seen her on TV for a while. I have a weird thing for Leva Bates but only in her librarian gimmick. Jamie Hayter looks kind of rough and tumble, I bet she would be fun to hang out with. I don't know if Vicky Dreamboat has wrestled enough dark matches to qualify for this, but if she does then throw her on my list too.

I guess top 3 are pretty firmly Thigh Blue, Anna Jay, then Julia Hart. Then there's kind of a toss up between PVZ, Toni Storm, and Penelope Ford.. they're kind of interchangeable so the rankings are fluid. Then comes the niche girls like Vicky, Hayter, and Statlander. I'll take Abadonkadonk or Thunder Rosa on mute to round out my top 10. I'm sure I'm forgetting some good wrestlers, so consider it a work in progress. Oh and I might have to move Hungle Boy up in there if he gets any bigger.



 



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 09, 2022, 05:29:53 AM
It's Wednesday night, you know what that means! Stoned musings about wrasslin'.

- Darby rocking a Powell reissue on fresh indys (169 I'm guessing) this week. It's so flat it can be used like a chair, amazing.

- Battle Royal was fun until about halfway through when I realized who was winning. This is your weekly "Fuck Kyle O'Reilly" reminder. We really didn't need a full acclaimed entrance in the middle... If you want to do that then have them out first. Did they just turn Swerve there? I hope so. He's going to be way better as a heel.

- New belt, but not really the one I wanted unless they're going to actually elevate the TNT belt and the all Atlantic functions like the wcw TV/WWF european titles. An international tournament for a lower mid card belt is a very early WCW thing to do so I kinda want to call it the all Atlanta title.

- PAC and Matthews in the mirror match. Took a while to get going but it ended up being a pretty good one and showed why NXT used to be great. I sometimes forget how great PAC can be, his selling and timing is top notch. Penta's new mask is fucking sick and I can't wait to see what Julia Hart's new ring gear looks like.

- Definitely didn't think I'd be seeing Ospreay tonight. Best friends vs united empire could be a killer 6 or 8 man opener to Forbidden door.

- silver and Reynolds have made it so that I can't hear Adam Coles song as anything but 'here comes the boobs" now

- forgot about Finlay vs Page. Hangman looks weird without the belt. Good match and as usual Hangman don't miss. I would be wayyyy more stoked for Okada vs Hangman one on one than I would for a 3 way with Cole but I guess they need a heel to take the pin.

- Wardlow is the perfect person to elevate the TNT belt to where it should be. Scorpio Sky is wcw TV title level at best, so let him compete for the new belt.

- Forgot about Marina Shafir when I was ranking the ladies. She's probably a candidate for the final spot, very close to Thunder Rosa on mute. Rosa's kill Bill gear looks awesome and she wasn't screaming into the camera for 20 minutes this time so I have to give her the edge, at least from this match. I don't know if they fucked up the finish or they actually planned to do 2 straight roll ups but either way it kinda ruined what was an otherwise decent match.

- I don't even want to watch the main event because I know they're going to book O'Rimjob to look strong in defeat here. Really hope he does a "reversal/transition to mma style joint lock" spot, those are pretty rare for him!....So I actually fell asleep like 5 minutes into this and watched the end when I got up this morning. Wasn't expecting to like it and I didn't. Blehhh.

Wasn't there supposed to be a Jericho segment? Guessing the BR went over or something.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 09, 2022, 06:15:59 AM
My boy Kyle O’Reilly. Jobber to the stars. He’s like Sierra Fellers. Exceptionally good yet somehow anti-exceptional. Big fan of that goof.

Agreed Swerve needed a heel turn. Looking forward to him vs. Keith Lee.

I have tickets to Dynamite (and I think Rampage too?) in Detroit June 29. First Dynamite after Forbidden Door with Blood and Guts team Jericho vs. team Kingston. Never been to a TV level wrestling show and I’m excited.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 09, 2022, 08:20:48 AM
My boy Kyle O’Reilly. Jobber to the stars. He’s like Sierra Fellers. Exceptionally good yet somehow anti-exceptional. Big fan of that goof.

Agreed Swerve needed a heel turn. Looking forward to him vs. Keith Lee.

I have tickets to Dynamite (and I think Rampage too?) in Detroit June 29. First Dynamite after Forbidden Door with Blood and Guts team Jericho vs. team Kingston. Never been to a TV level wrestling show and I’m excited.

Little rough on KOR.  He pinned Darby and Jungle Boy clean in the past few weeks. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 09, 2022, 09:44:06 AM
No offense intended. I sincerely love Kyle O’Reilly and have come to accept that I’ve taken on no one else’s favorite as a favorite and am happy to see him in the main event, even though he was not going to win.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 09, 2022, 10:39:21 AM
No offense intended. I sincerely love Kyle O’Reilly and have come to accept that I’ve taken on no one else’s favorite as a favorite and am happy to see him in the main event, even though he was not going to win.

Oh for sure he was never going to win - just felt calling him was a jobber was a little rough.   

Also, what do people think of his and Bobby Fishs entrance music?   I kinda dig the rip off Danzigness of it and might be the only entrance I’d listen to on my own
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 09, 2022, 01:23:57 PM
Damn. I was travelling to Vancouver yesterday and missed the whole show.

Do they need another belt? I'm not sure.

Does anyone know what station/time I can watch Rampage tomorrow in Vancouver?

Once again, SLAP doing the real work and pretty much willed a Swerve heel turn into existence.

ANd to anyone still watching WWE, it's so funny to me how they try so hard to kill off tag teams and stables the minute they are actually getting in the zone. I was kinda turning the corner on Judgement Day when Finn Balor came out for them, but then just laughed my ass off when they started jumping Edge. Like they put a lot of effort into that group and Edge is really the only one that can talk in that crew. So now he a babyface again? Jesus. Vince changes his mind so much and the writers don't know what the fuck is happening because they hired reality TV writers to write wrestling storylines.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 09, 2022, 04:05:08 PM
Damn. I was travelling to Vancouver yesterday and missed the whole show.

Do they need another belt? I'm not sure.

Does anyone know what station/time I can watch Rampage tomorrow in Vancouver?

Once again, SLAP doing the real work and pretty much willed a Swerve heel turn into existence.

ANd to anyone still watching WWE, it's so funny to me how they try so hard to kill off tag teams and stables the minute they are actually getting in the zone. I was kinda turning the corner on Judgement Day when Finn Balor came out for them, but then just laughed my ass off when they started jumping Edge. Like they put a lot of effort into that group and Edge is really the only one that can talk in that crew. So now he a babyface again? Jesus. Vince changes his mind so much and the writers don't know what the fuck is happening because they hired reality TV writers to write wrestling storylines.


Supposedly it’s because Edge didn’t want the group to go spooky, but also RAW needs a baby face now that Cody is out
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 10, 2022, 08:52:26 AM
Damn. I was travelling to Vancouver yesterday and missed the whole show.

Do they need another belt? I'm not sure.

Does anyone know what station/time I can watch Rampage tomorrow in Vancouver?

Once again, SLAP doing the real work and pretty much willed a Swerve heel turn into existence.

ANd to anyone still watching WWE, it's so funny to me how they try so hard to kill off tag teams and stables the minute they are actually getting in the zone. I was kinda turning the corner on Judgement Day when Finn Balor came out for them, but then just laughed my ass off when they started jumping Edge. Like they put a lot of effort into that group and Edge is really the only one that can talk in that crew. So now he a babyface again? Jesus. Vince changes his mind so much and the writers don't know what the fuck is happening because they hired reality TV writers to write wrestling storylines.

I've been watching a little NXT just to see like the Creeds and Bron but man I can't do it for too long not even just because of the awful writing but the camera cuts absolutely fucking kill my immersion. Half the time I'm just going "what the fuck was that?" because I don't need to see Santos Escobar leaning on the ropes from 4 different angles in under a half second. AEW and old wrestling is infinitely more watchable just from a production standpoint.

I was ready to give the judgement day thing a look when Finn got involved but yeah between them booting Edge for not being edgy enough to pretend he's "supernatural" and the fact theyre continually giving us flaming bags of dog shit for storylines im definitely over it. I think you're right about the reality TV writers too, without actual wrestlers involved in the booking and keeping Vince in line this is what happens.

You didn't miss too much on Dynamite. It was mostly just storyline progression and no real surprise aside from Swerve maybe turning. New belt is the "all Atlantic" title and they kept mentioning how popular they are in the UK so maybe they're planning on expanding but either way it should hopefully help out some of the bloat and give some of the lower mid card guys something to feud over.

You can stream rampage from the TNT site, you might need to use a VPN to make it appear like you're in the US but I feel like they have TNT up there too. If you're in a hotel or somewhere with a TV it'll be on TSN, not sure what time or if you can stream though. If that doesn't work then try watchprowrestling.live or wrestlinglive.in they'll have the streams and links to replays after if you miss it

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 11, 2022, 12:18:57 AM
Ok so I may have made fun of Satnam Singh quite a bit but he just had a genuinely impressive debut match on rampage. He moves way better than I thought he would, he's not young Paul Wight or anything but he can at least run the ropes which is more than these guys can usually do. That finisher is absolutely insane looking but there's no way top guys are letting him do that to them. There's way too much time for things to go wrong from that height.

Statlander looks good but man they're just booking Anna Jay to look dumb as shit.

Speaking of dumb as shit, Will Ospreay match was fun. He's a great himbo heel and still has probably the best balance I've seen along with the bucks and Fenix.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 11, 2022, 12:26:20 AM
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No offense intended. I sincerely love Kyle O’Reilly and have come to accept that I’ve taken on no one else’s favorite as a favorite and am happy to see him in the main event, even though he was not going to win.
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Oh for sure he was never going to win - just felt calling him was a jobber was a little rough.   

Also, what do people think of his and Bobby Fishs entrance music?   I kinda dig the rip off Danzigness of it and might be the only entrance I’d listen to on my own

I'll call him a jobber. I mean he's not, but I wish he was so let's will this into existence.

I actually do like the song though. Danzig was the first thing that came to mind when I heard it. Darby's is pretty good too, although the artist is kinda cringey. I like Eddie's a lot even though I wouldn't normally listen to that stuff. Obviously Hook has a great theme too, but the last one I actually downloaded and listen to is actually the FTR theme. It's like a remix of the old Midnight Express song from the glory days of crockett/early WCW and I kinda wanna buy a keyboard just to learn it haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 12, 2022, 10:49:03 AM
No offense intended. I sincerely love Kyle O’Reilly and have come to accept that I’ve taken on no one else’s favorite as a favorite and am happy to see him in the main event, even though he was not going to win.

@Bobby Peru

I love that on this weird little corner of a skate forum we have both a huge KOR fan, and me who fully despises him (his character, I'm sure he's a nice guy), like it's some sort of ultra divisive topic hahaha. I cracked up at your Sierra Fellers comparison, very apt.

I don't actually know what it is, he's just a target for me. Like Daniel Bryan wrestles the same style and I gobble it up but when it's O'Reilly I just bitch the whole time haha. Half of being a wrestling fan for me is just illogically loving or hating people based on something as simple as their ring gear or a promo.

When I went in April it was live Dynamite and they taped Rampage as well as stuff for dark elevation. I fucked up by not showing up until Dynamite and missed a surprise Minoru Suzuki match but it's a lot of wrestling if you stay for the whole thing. I had to go to the bathroom and hit my vape just to make it through Dynamite, I'd probably pack a lunch if I was doing the full card.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 14, 2022, 04:27:22 AM
We have definitely done this in other threads, but here is an updated list of of wrestlers who have a skateboarding counterpart.

Ronnie Creager - Bret Hart. Absolute technical perfection that was certainly top-tier, but should have been full on god level.

Antwuan Dixon - New Jack. Where you getting stabbed? The ring or the skatepark? Both loved coke,white women, and jail.

Andy Mac - John Cena. Pretty corny but it works. Very polarizing. If Cena ever skated I could absolutely see him rocking a
                 yellow helmet.

Andrew Reynolds - Shawn Michaels. Kickflip or dropkick, these guys perfected the most basic move and made it legendary.
                            Battled drug addiction and now is a mentor to the current youth uprising.

Leticia Bufoni - Tay Conti. Brazilian bubble butt with kind of an annoying voice.

Darby Allin - Darby Allin.

Tony Hawk - Hulk Hogan. Took an outsider sport and forced it into the mainstream. Most recognizable name in their
                   respected fields. Fame reached further into pop culture than ever expected.

Jason Lee - The Rock. One of the great ones that walked away to pursue Hollywood.

Heath Kirchart - Sting. Wore a lot of black. Doesn't talk much. I imagine vigilante Sting in the top of the rafters stalking the
                        nWo is much like the days when Heath would hide out at street spots and secretly film others skating his
                        spots.

Mike V. - Mankind. Find something high and jump off it. Sometimes the slam is better than the make.

Somebody add some more!


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 14, 2022, 04:44:07 AM
Who is Jeff Hardy? Trying to think of prominent fuckups but TK or Wenning seem too excessive and not a good fit. Maybe J. Casa. Nova. Uh., but Hardy is actually charismatic and likeable
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 14, 2022, 12:30:36 PM
Who is Jeff Hardy? Trying to think of prominent fuckups but TK or Wenning seem too excessive and not a good fit. Maybe J. Casa. Nova. Uh., but Hardy is actually charismatic and likeable

He’s Reynolds or an OG Baker guy.   Herman would almost work but he never seemingly let that shit get out of hand
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 14, 2022, 02:30:09 PM
Oh fuck I'm an idiot, Jeff Hardy is Bam.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 14, 2022, 05:08:36 PM
Bingo


Merlino is Joey Janela - jersey guys who put their lives on the line for the vast majority to not really care about

Sting - Heath

Eddie Kingston - Grosso (both give great promos on what they love)

Jericho - Koston you either really love or really hate them but they’ve been at the top for all of their modern eras and know how to stick around

Way/undertaker - classic skaters diminished by the revelation of their political views

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 15, 2022, 04:21:11 AM
Jeff Hardy - Dustin Dollin. Get drunk and go big. Slam hard. BAM also works.

Max Castor - J. Casanova.

R. Truth - Ron Allen.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 15, 2022, 07:31:57 AM
Hahaha these are great guys. With Sting as Heath I had a full on "wait.. What... Actually yeah that's perfect" response.

Tonight is the special Road Rager edition of Dynamite and its shaping up to be interesting.

I guess the plan to have Bucks vs Jurassic Express straight up in a ladder match now.. Which to be completely honest might be a better match. I just hope they don't feel like they need to go balls out and end up hurting themselves before the ppv. I'm also kinda wondering if they're going to switch the belts to try and court the NJPW/bullet club fans for the PPV.

Moxley and Tana are gonna have a face to face, curious to see what kind of reaction the ace gets.

Ospreay vs Dax. They sure do love the "half of a tag match" thing don't they?

Toni Storm vs Britt Baker. Hopefully it's a good match. Thoroughbred PA longback vs an impressive Australian "outback". I know she's technically kiwi but work with me here.

Wardlow vs 20 security guards should be fun. They should have Doug Dillinger as their manager.

And finally my sleeper pick for match of the night - Miro vs Ethan Page. Should be a mighty meaty meeting between a couple of beefy bros. Page was really good last time I saw him and Miro is awesome when he cares. Im so happy we're getting neck of sand promos again. Also wonder if we'll ever see Lana in AEW. I thought she was good (sometimes really good) as a heel manager and even though she's not really my type it's pretty hard to ignore how much of a genetic jackpot she hit....Tig Ole bitties.


Edit: Totally forgot about the hair match. I think Ortiz is losing, he probably just wants to cut his hair for summer. No way Jericho's wannabe rockstar ass is giving his up yet. Hes banging roids at his age so I would assume he'd just get plugs if he wants to get rid of the bald spot.

Also Darby gear update - I'm watching dark and he just did a run in with the worst Zumiez special I've ever seen... Thrasher flame grip, deathwish price point, some purple trucks that I'm assuming are krux and Nora related, and matching purple cruiser wheels. Wait he just gave it away to some kid in the front row... If those krux were k4 I'd have done the same Darby.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 15, 2022, 12:36:37 PM
elissa - lita - super talented women, slightly ahead of their time but not too far ahead that aren't able to currently still rip

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 15, 2022, 05:08:16 PM
Uh oh sounds like Vince is about to have his private life dragged into the public eye. That's gotta chap his leathery old ass so bad, especially since people actually still read the WSJ. Apparently he paid a staffer 3 mil in hush money, can't wait to hear all the sordid saggy balled details.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on June 15, 2022, 08:25:20 PM
 eddie Kingston looks like fat Wade Desarmo
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 16, 2022, 01:14:43 AM
Uh oh sounds like Vince is about to have his private life dragged into the public eye. That's gotta chap his leathery old ass so bad, especially since people actually still read the WSJ. Apparently he paid a staffer 3 mil in hush money, can't wait to hear all the sordid saggy balled details.


To coincide with this timing, rumors are gathering that Sasha Banks got released
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 16, 2022, 06:08:25 AM
Dude the Vince shit is way more fucked up and cynical than I thought it was going to be. Guess all the "Johnny Ace is a pervert and bad person" stories were true after all.

Dynamite kinda sucked except for the main event. They really tried to get everything in and it just felt rushed and uneven, but the ladder match was a definite banger. All hail Hungle Boy and his step-up springboard ranas.

Notes:

- fuckin knew Jericho wasn't shaving his head. Unfortunately now he has the Sammy stink on him. I hope the crowds just sandbag everything with Sammy and Tay in it. Don't boo, just sit on your hands. Legit go away heat for me. I don't want to see Sammy lose, I just don't want to see him period.

- Wardlow segment was an overbooked mess. Were we really supposed to buy 50 year old brain damaged Matt Hughes as some kind of threat?

- Speaking of brain damage, Will Ospreay had a great match with Dax.

- Kinda blew their wad early on the OC return, why not do a "mystery partner" promo and then let him get the massive PPV return pop?

- Somehow Moxley sounds drunker now that he's sober.

- Ethan Page vs Miro had a nice hard hitting match. Love how Page works and I had totally forgotten what a beauty of a dropkick Miro has. I'd love to see him win the tourney.

- Luchasaurus looks cool as fuck in white and gold but I can never get past his fucking vibram 5 finger shoes.

- Main event was pretty bonkers, it played out exactly like me playing a video game. Hungle Boy is a motherfuckin star and I only care about Christian turning if it leads to a singles title for Dylan McKay's son.
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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 16, 2022, 09:16:36 AM
So yesterday I got to work at 7am, teed off at the golf course at 1pm (in the Florida heat), then after that I had to do some quick plumbing at a rental property, so I was pretty dead by the time dynamite rolled around. Slept through most of it.

Dax v. Ospreay was really really good. My first time seeing an Ospreay match. He makes the springboard stunner look really good.

I really can't believe they had Sammy join the JAS. That is just bad, JAS had the good kind of heat, now they have sammy and Tay Cunti making out heat.

Listened to Talk is Jericho with Toni Storm and another with Daniel Garcia. Both were solid.

Man, I don't know if Jeff Hardy comes back from this one. AEW is saying all the right things to support him and his recovery, but I can't see him being booked seriously anymore. It's too much of a liability at this point. And dude, Hardy's just did a Talk is Jericho where he fully explains his end in WWE and how they thought he was fucked up but he passed a drug test and all that. for this to happen. I would have gone to that convention they were at if I wasn't out of town.

I met Lana at the airport in LA once while at baggage claim. It's funny though because she wasn't wearing any makeup and looks totally different. I recognized her dog from instagram. I walked up to her and said "Happy Rusev Day" and she said same to you and we went our separate ways.

I'm bummed I won't be home to watch Forbidden Door.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on June 16, 2022, 12:02:41 PM
Will Ospreay is the truth and I’m glad he’s finally on national tv (not nj strong reruns)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 16, 2022, 12:22:19 PM
Glad I went to the Philly NJPW show at the ECW arena. I had a hunch that it was a training show for everyone taking part in Forbidden Door.

Glad I got to catch Will Ospreay and Killer Kross in person.

Killer Kross would be perfect for the House of Black. With Scarlet, they’d be a modern-day Army of Darkness.

Also Damian Priest is total basura. Sucks they have Finn Balor, the founder of Bullet Club, leading that crappy Judgement Day stable.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 16, 2022, 12:35:08 PM
Did anyone notice that Young Bucks were wearing Nike SB California Dunks? Thought that was a nice touch to their gear.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 16, 2022, 04:13:46 PM
Did anyone notice that Young Bucks were wearing Nike SB California Dunks? Thought that was a nice touch to their gear.

Yeah - they wore them at the LA shows when it made a bit more sense hah

Surprised everyone is reacting so strongly to Jericho/Sammy.   They’ve been pretty linked together since the start of this whole promotion and I assume it’s more of the same.   Sammy’s likability plummets unless he’s around Fuego del Sol
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 17, 2022, 12:33:24 AM
Shaqueefster brother it's like 92 with 63% humidity here today and I'm fucking dying when I'm not in the shade. I have no idea how you survive let alone skate and golf and whatnot. You didn't miss much, the Ospreay and Bucks matches were really the only thing worth watching.

Ospreay is going to be a revelation to some folks, guys been on a tear since he became a heavyweight. He's dumb as a box of rocks but an absolute savant in the ring... Kinda like a British AJ Styles. I would pay SO much money to see those two face off on some sort of trivia show.

Hardy has to be done. Too much of a liability for a nostalgia act that was already nearing it's expiration date. He's massively fucked up and embarrassed every major company he's worked for. Pretty sure he's going to jail this time too, I believe one of the charges is a mandatory minimum 30 days. I would assume once he's done with rehab and jail they'll quietly release him or let his contract expire. Sounds like the plan was to put the belts on them too, Matt must be pissed.

Dude I'm so annoyed about sammy in the JAS. It legit has the possibility of totally ruining an angle I was otherwise starting to really enjoy. Danny Garcia wrestling all his matches in a Kangol is good heat. Sammy and Tay is the worst "please just go the fuck away" heat I've experienced in a long time. It doesn't surprise me or anything, I just hate it.

Honestly the whole Forbidden Door build kind of sucks. I know shit got all fucked up with Punk getting hurt but this should have either been a straight up "NJPW vs AEW" theme or something.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 17, 2022, 04:34:09 AM
They could have done so much more with the build to this. Have some NJPW people team up with AEW Japanese stars.  A mixed tag with Shida and Riho on opposing teams with two NJ guys could have been cool.

Great Muta v Malakai Black in a mist to the eyes match where they both mist each other at the same time and some how each person getting hit with mist completely enables their ability to ever make mist again. NO MORE MIST!!!!

Injuries definitely fucked this one up with Punk and Danielson out(yea I know Cole is out but that doesn't affect me cuz I don't like him aside from his entrance.) YOu know Danielson is sooooo bummed he has to sit this one out he loves strong style chops and kicks.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 17, 2022, 06:31:26 PM
Glad I went to the Philly NJPW show at the ECW arena. I had a hunch that it was a training show for everyone taking part in Forbidden Door.

Glad I got to catch Will Ospreay and Killer Kross in person.

Killer Kross would be perfect for the House of Black. With Scarlet, they’d be a modern-day Army of Darkness.

Also Damian Priest is total basura. Sucks they have Finn Balor, the founder of Bullet Club, leading that crappy Judgement Day stable.

Man I need to see a show at the ECW arena before I die. Ive posted about it here before but ECW is my favorite promotion ever so that's sacred ground to me.

I would be happy with Kross coming in as long as he brings his obscenely hot wife with him. Finn has been largely wasted ever since they made him a pumpkin. His NXT and early run was good but they just can't book the dude at all, remember when his super badass demon persona fell off the top rope and just died like the biggest dweeb in the universe?

They could have done so much more with the build to this. Have some NJPW people team up with AEW Japanese stars.  A mixed tag with Shida and Riho on opposing teams with two NJ guys could have been cool.

Great Muta v Malakai Black in a mist to the eyes match where they both mist each other at the same time and some how each person getting hit with mist completely enables their ability to ever make mist again. NO MORE MIST!!!!

Injuries definitely fucked this one up with Punk and Danielson out(yea I know Cole is out but that doesn't affect me cuz I don't like him aside from his entrance.) YOu know Danielson is sooooo bummed he has to sit this one out he loves strong style chops and kicks.



You're a fucking booking genius. Mist vs mist match is hilarious but I would do Muta winning via interferemist from Tajiri and then just going home and them announcing he had to have his mist glands removed after a cancer scare.

They really did fuck the build up and I'm worried its going to be another 5 hour show because everyone wants to get their shit in. I'm sure it's going to be absolutely amazing from an in ring standpoint, but I feel like it's not going to sell a ton of PPVs.

Oh and I wouldn't be so sure about BD sitting this one out... There's a good chance they're going to announce him vs Zack Sabre Jr. on Dynamite as long as he's healthy. If that happens I want an iso cam on Regal so I can see how many loads he blows. If they went to a time limit draw he could probably fill Garcia's Kangol with blackpool combat cum.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 17, 2022, 07:48:46 PM
Yeah I don’t think they’d have ZSJ call him out if he’s injured.   

I think this PPV will set up some kind of faction split with BC and UElite (unfortunately with the Good Brothers likely coming back)

I’d also love to see some kind of Kota/Kenny acknowledgement since I know Kenny isn’t in shape to come back yet
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 17, 2022, 09:34:47 PM
Holy shit Vince is such a carny (and I mean that in the worst way possible) and I felt really gross watching him get a standing ovation for treating women like property.

Edit - I didn't watch the whole thing so I didn't even realize they're apparently doing Brock vs Roman AGAIN? What the fuck? Like the last one at mania didn't suck enough?

I wasn't watching the product anyways but I might actually cancel my peacock sub, as much as I like having a high res repository of the old NWA/wcw and territory stuff I should really probably pirate it on principle. Especially considering the wrestlers don't get royalties from it unlike DVD sales.

Also Holy shit moment on Rampage. Darby vs Fish was sick, I genuinely don't understand how they could have done that coffin drop spot without fucking his ankle up.

Oh and since we've been talking about both Ospreay and Forbidden door being cursed lately.....apparently the match we were SUPPOSED to get was fucking Ospreay vs Andrade. That match would be an absolute dream come true for me and I'm sure a lot of other people as well. I really don't care about Ospreay vs OC either. I'm sorry but a comedy gimmick just isn't the right person to put against one of the best pure workers in the world for a show like this. I hate to sound like Cornette but how am I supposed to take it seriously when the guy has his hands in his pockets?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 20, 2022, 10:58:09 AM
Yeah I agree with you on Orange even though I fucking love his gimmick, but the luster has kinda worn off because we know he can really wrestle. All the shit leading up to his first "real match" with PAC was great because you had no clue what you were going to get. Oh and I was OC for Halloween a last year. I'll find the clips.

Oh, anybody got any good photos of them as wrestlers for Halloween? I'll put up mine.

That Vince shit is so bad and now I hear he sold a lot of WWE shares right before the scandal broke so that now throws in a nice added layer of insider trading to this already juicy layer filled scandal.

Brock v Roman again...... So yawwwwwwwwn.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 20, 2022, 11:00:24 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CHDjDQTlpMy/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 20, 2022, 11:12:59 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BpoK0vwFAlF/

Scroll through this one for Mankind, Cena, my homie as Jericho, Enzo Amore, Macho Man with my wife as Miss Elizabeth, and my gameday gear I call the "Who Dey Libre".

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 20, 2022, 11:47:41 AM
Am I the only one who thinks the build to Forbidden Door has been super rushed and creates a high likelihood for a mid ppv?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 20, 2022, 12:17:54 PM
I don't have anything against Orange, he's really good at what he does and I've got a huge soft spot for all the Chikara boys but at the end of the day it's still a comedy gimmick first and foremost. You can only work around that fact so much. I would be happy to see him on the card somewhere, just not against the guy who could legit put on a 6 star match with numerous guys on the roster. Andrade would have been sooooo perfect for it but I'd rather see Ospreay against even like Ethan Page or John Silver than OC.

Man there's a lot of stuff around Vince that just seems so grimy right now. The insider trading, the fucked up SD appearance, insulting his audience's intelligence (probably appropriately) for the umpteenth time, alongside all the misogyny and sham marriage stuff. Maybe the old rumors about him fucking Shawn as a power move are actually true too?

And yeah definitely not watching Brock and Roman spam finishers like a kid who got No Mercy and a GameShark for Christmas again.

I'm also wondering if the Bucks are turning face again, they've toned it down on BTE a little bit and seems like everyone hates Adam Cole so turning on him could be fun.

The Hardy arrest video is just sad. Apparently they were going to pull him from the ladder match anyways and he was actually on his way to get a brain scan because after the 20 minute PPV match vs the bucks he was all fucked up and couldn't remember the match. It sounds bad. I don't think I ever want to see the dude wrestle again and I hate that there'll be indy and overseas promoters lining up to book him when he gets out of jail.

I haven't dressed up as anyone for a long time, but I went to a college party as Papa Shango once and there was a while where I inadvertently looked and dressed like a really skinny Balls Mahoney, dunno if that counts haha. I have one of those full print dragon shirts that I refer to as my "Mikey Whipwreck shirt" too.

Edit: SHAQUEEFA you might currently be my favorite person I've never met haha. Very nice OC (you hit the shuffle perfectly) and your Miss Liz is definitely worthy of her dress. Your Enzo actually just reminded me that of that time when I started watching again for like 3 months before they lost me. Shinsuke at the height of his coolness is another "how did they fuck that up?!" as well. One of my favorite entrances ever.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 20, 2022, 01:50:45 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the build to Forbidden Door has been super rushed and creates a high likelihood for a mid ppv?

I think if you want storylines, yes, but if you want good wrestling, it’ll be worth it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 20, 2022, 08:59:22 PM
Am I the only one who thinks the build to Forbidden Door has been super rushed and creates a high likelihood for a mid ppv?

Nah I think a lot of us are in that boat. Things got funky with Punks injury and the lucha blood feud politics but I think there was always a danger of this happening to some extent. Instead of trying to cram everyone onto the already packed AEW TV they should have just done a NJPW special where they could do video promos and highlights and then actually debut the NJPW guys in ring at the PPV. I feel like that would have built just as much hype and it wouldn't have required trying to cram everything in alongside the AEW storylines. Just promote it as AEW vs NJPW to see who has the best wrestlers in the world,  WCW and NJPW did some stuff like that in the early 90s and it sold all over the world.

As for it being mid.. I think that's going to depend on your expectations and what you like. It's probably going to be top notch in terms of in ring work... There's too much talent in both companies to not have at least a couple bangers. That being said, 4-5 hours of strong style spots and 20 minute wars is enough to tire out anyone. If they try to let everyone get their shit in its probably going to drag after the first few matches.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 21, 2022, 07:06:33 AM
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Am I the only one who thinks the build to Forbidden Door has been super rushed and creates a high likelihood for a mid ppv?
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Nah I think a lot of us are in that boat. Things got funky with Punks injury and the lucha blood feud politics but I think there was always a danger of this happening to some extent. Instead of trying to cram everyone onto the already packed AEW TV they should have just done a NJPW special where they could do video promos and highlights and then actually debut the NJPW guys in ring at the PPV. I feel like that would have built just as much hype and it wouldn't have required trying to cram everything in alongside the AEW storylines. Just promote it as AEW vs NJPW to see who has the best wrestlers in the world,  WCW and NJPW did some stuff like that in the early 90s and it sold all over the world.

As for it being mid.. I think that's going to depend on your expectations and what you like. It's probably going to be top notch in terms of in ring work... There's too much talent in both companies to not have at least a couple bangers. That being said, 4-5 hours of strong style spots and 20 minute wars is enough to tire out anyone. If they try to let everyone get their shit in its probably going to drag after the first few matches.

I agree, I think strong style pace will be a bit much for new watchers. Not every match will be a Kenny Omega-Okada spot fest. Even strong style finishers might not be your average mainstream wrestling fan’s cup of tea.

It would be nice if the ppv had some Cedric Alexander-Kota Ibushi or even Scorpio-Benoit paced matches.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 21, 2022, 09:23:39 AM
Yeah it blows my mind how WWE fucked it up with Shinsuke. He is sooooo much better than the spot he is in now.

As soon as they heel turned him the first time after losing to AJ Styles at WM it was kind of a wrap for him. He could have had a legendary feud with AJ (I've seen one of their matches from NJPW and it was so fucking good. Instead, we got Nakamura just kicking dude in the nuts a bunch of times.
I used to listen to Nakamura entrance theme to get me hyped in the mornings. So good. They purposely changed his music to make it so you couldn't really sing along to it when they turned him heel. Once the fans stopped singing, they stopped caring.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 21, 2022, 10:19:01 AM
Yeah it blows my mind how WWE fucked it up with Shinsuke. He is sooooo much better than the spot he is in now.

As soon as they heel turned him the first time after losing to AJ Styles at WM it was kind of a wrap for him. He could have had a legendary feud with AJ (I've seen one of their matches from NJPW and it was so fucking good. Instead, we got Nakamura just kicking dude in the nuts a bunch of times.
I used to listen to Nakamura entrance theme to get me hypedin the mornings. So good. They purposely changed his music to make it so you couldn't really sing along to it when they turned him heel. Once the fans stopped singing, they stopped caring.

That first heel promo he dropped with Renee Young was a clinic in body language and charisma overcoming a language barrier.

https://youtu.be/aoaF6I7q_pk (https://youtu.be/aoaF6I7q_pk)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 22, 2022, 04:23:38 AM
Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 22, 2022, 11:27:56 AM
Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/

Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.










Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 22, 2022, 06:09:43 PM
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Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
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Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.

I got a photo with Bruno when I was a kid.

You’re in Pittsburgh? We definitely have some of the same homies…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 22, 2022, 09:02:08 PM
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Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
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Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.
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I got a photo with Bruno when I was a kid.

You’re in Pittsburgh? We definitely have some of the same homies…

I have a polaroid with Nikolai Volkoff at Butler High School when I was like 10 but never met Bruno. My dad didn't like driving in the city and my mom worked like 65 hours a week so I was kind of limited to those high school and moose lodge shows most of the time. Have you ever heard of a dude called Lord Zoltan? He was at like every fucking indy mud show in Western PA and scared the shit out of me when I was young...I guess King Diamond face paint and a pair of zubaz was just a bit too much for my 9 year old self to process.

I grew up in the sticks north of here but I've lived in Oakland for about a decade now.

I fell asleep for almost all of Dynamite so I'm going to order a pizza and smoke a joint and watch it in a few minutes here.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 22, 2022, 10:06:44 PM
I enjoyed it, crowd seemed into it too.   

Christian’s promo I definitely watched through my fingers wonder if, but knowing he was going there

Didn’t realize how tall -unspoiled name o f Japanese wrestler- was until he got in the ring.   Thought he might be tall for NJPW, but had a total Billy Gunn moment
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 22, 2022, 10:50:32 PM
Ok so the BD thing sucks. I wonder who they're going to get... I really hope it isn't Gargano.

Penta vs Malakai was really good as expected. I hate that the internet spoiled that one weeks ago when the stuff about Andrade came out. They really need to stop jobbing Penta out for a while..he's way too good to keep losing on TV

OH FUCK OKADAS HERE. Man this feels wrong without Kenny, I hope he's at FD somehow.

I'd let Statlander peg me and I'm not even into that. Shafir kinda sucks. If she's this green then why keep giving her TV matches

Oh shit Andrade vs Fenix on Rampage is actually going to make me watch.

OK Forbidden door is almost certainly going to be a cluster fuck. Jesus christ how many multi man matches are there? 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 22, 2022, 11:56:49 PM
Ok so the BD thing sucks. I wonder who they're going to get... I really hope it isn't Gargano.

Penta vs Malakai was really good as expected. I hate that the internet spoiled that one weeks ago when the stuff about Andrade came out. They really need to stop jobbing Penta out for a while..he's way too good to keep losing on TV

OH FUCK OKADAS HERE. Man this feels wrong without Kenny, I hope he's at FD somehow.

I'd let Statlander peg me and I'm not even into that. Shafir kinda sucks. If she's this green then why keep giving her TV matches

Oh shit Andrade vs Fenix on Rampage is actually going to make me watch.

OK Forbidden door is almost certainly going to be a cluster fuck. Jesus christ how many multi man matches are there?

BD thing does suck, but the new member being part of Blackpool CC means it probably isn’t Gargano.  Doesn’t seem his vibe.   Internet thinks it’s going to be Cesaro, I think it could be someone like Lee Moriarty who was on that initial list of names they called out who didn’t find a long term slot elsewhere like Daniel Garcia

I can’t ever talk shit on Gargano, no matter what.   Those two matches he had against Andrade for the NXT champ is what locked me back in (especially that Takeover match).   Maybe one of my favorite matches of all time…

…Man, NXT now compared to what it used to be is fucking Plan B Skateboards 90s vs 00s

Penta has that ability to not feel like a jobber even when he’s jobbing.    AEW has been good about maintaining auras so that no one feels like a Cedric or a Riccochet.   

I feel you on Kenny, buuuut hes got more history history with Kota so if they’re going to save someone from NJPW for Kenny, then I think it’s fine to have Okada here
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 23, 2022, 02:52:07 AM
Yeah you're right, saving him for Ibushi is probably worth it. I hope he at least like makes an appearance though, I would be fine with him interfering in that 4 way and I'll absolutely mark out if he's wearing aviators and carrying a broom.

Cesaro would be hype as fuck but I would be sooooo stoked if it was Moriarty since he's from my part of Pittsburgh. I don't know if they'd put him in a PPV match as a mystery opponent though, that seems like a popcorn fart pop waiting to happen. Objectively Cesaro is the right man for the job though, that would be a nuclear pop from the Chicago crowd.

I don't dislike Gargano, he was great on NXT but I feel like in AEW he would just get overshadowed right now.

I do like that they always book Penta strong in defeat and he's so good that he can pull it off, like how he told the back injury story from the (gorgeous) dive to the outside all the way to the end. I just want to see the dude get his flowers, he really is one of the absolute workhorses of the company. Don't think I've ever seen a bad Penta match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 23, 2022, 03:06:22 AM
For all you 30-40 somethings who want some serious nostalgia I just found some more restored ECW stuff. It's a passion project made to be as close to the originals as possible, so basically undoing all the edits that WWE made when they bought the ECW tape library. Use the archive link to check it out, and if you think it's as cool as I do then there's a mega for all the PPVs in HD and a Google doc with a bunch more links. Not sure if it's updated but they seem to work. This is basically the holy grail.

https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22RE-C-DUB+Project%22

https://mega.nz/folder/37QCiAKK#MnSXqE4oA3GEXD5FPiJnSQ


https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1jhXN8eGz-T0udOFShp5FItx65iMNgikmuCkTdBXpeXQ/htmlview


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 03:51:24 AM
Yeah you're right, saving him for Ibushi is probably worth it. I hope he at least like makes an appearance though, I would be fine with him interfering in that 4 way and I'll absolutely mark out if he's wearing aviators and carrying a broom.

Cesaro would be hype as fuck but I would be sooooo stoked if it was Moriarty since he's from my part of Pittsburgh. I don't know if they'd put him in a PPV match as a mystery opponent though, that seems like a popcorn fart pop waiting to happen. Objectively Cesaro is the right man for the job though, that would be a nuclear pop from the Chicago crowd.

I don't dislike Gargano, he was great on NXT but I feel like in AEW he would just get overshadowed right now.

I do like that they always book Penta strong in defeat and he's so good that he can pull it off, like how he told the back injury story from the (gorgeous) dive to the outside all the way to the end. I just want to see the dude get his flowers, he really is one of the absolute workhorses of the company. Don't think I've ever seen a bad Penta match.


Lance Archer is another one who is like Penta who is a super duper job doer and I just have to think that maybe it’s because they’re on the older side.   

I think I’ve thought why it doesn’t bother me: it’s not that bullshit WWE 50/50 booking.    Malachi doesn’t win and then Penta wins next week, back and forth.   So I don’t know if I like this way, but I like it wayyyy better than that alternative

Re: Gargano.  Def agree he would get overlooked and there’s not really any place that needs him there, esp now that ROH is startling to trickle in more and more.    When that brand split happens, I’d be interested to see where he might fit on a cleaner roster, but him and his baby-just-born hair can sit out for a bit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 03:55:22 AM
For all you 30-40 somethings who want some serious nostalgia I just found some more restored ECW stuff. It's a passion project made to be as close to the originals as possible, so basically undoing all the edits that WWE made when they bought the ECW tape library. Use the archive link to check it out, and if you think it's as cool as I do then there's a mega for all the PPVs in HD and a Google doc with a bunch more links. Not sure if it's updated but they seem to work. This is basically the holy grail.

https://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22RE-C-DUB+Project%22

https://mega.nz/folder/37QCiAKK#MnSXqE4oA3GEXD5FPiJnSQ


https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1jhXN8eGz-T0udOFShp5FItx65iMNgikmuCkTdBXpeXQ/htmlview

Does this mean we get Gangstas with Natural Born Killaz?

I lived in Oakland for 4 years. Back when the Atwood lot was popping.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 03:58:48 AM
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Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
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Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.
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I got a photo with Bruno when I was a kid.

You’re in Pittsburgh? We definitely have some of the same homies…
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I have a polaroid with Nikolai Volkoff at Butler High School when I was like 10 but never met Bruno. My dad didn't like driving in the city and my mom worked like 65 hours a week so I was kind of limited to those high school and moose lodge shows most of the time. Have you ever heard of a dude called Lord Zoltan? He was at like every fucking indy mud show in Western PA and scared the shit out of me when I was young...I guess King Diamond face paint and a pair of zubaz was just a bit too much for my 9 year old self to process.

I grew up in the sticks north of here but I've lived in Oakland for about a decade now.

I fell asleep for almost all of Dynamite so I'm going to order a pizza and smoke a joint and watch it in a few minutes here.

If you grew up in Butler, you def knew the Panza’s.

That was a good Dynamite. I may actually order Forbidden Door now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 05:19:41 AM
I did one of the PPVs at a movie theater and it wasn’t bad.   $25-$30 is a little easier to swallow imo
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 06:46:46 AM
I did one of the PPVs at a movie theater and it wasn’t bad.   $25-$30 is a little easier to swallow imo

I just bought my ticket for an AMC showing for $15 total. That’s like $45 cheaper than the time I bought the CM Punk return ppv.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 23, 2022, 10:24:11 AM
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Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
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Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.
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I got a photo with Bruno when I was a kid.

You’re in Pittsburgh? We definitely have some of the same homies…
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I have a polaroid with Nikolai Volkoff at Butler High School when I was like 10 but never met Bruno. My dad didn't like driving in the city and my mom worked like 65 hours a week so I was kind of limited to those high school and moose lodge shows most of the time. Have you ever heard of a dude called Lord Zoltan? He was at like every fucking indy mud show in Western PA and scared the shit out of me when I was young...I guess King Diamond face paint and a pair of zubaz was just a bit too much for my 9 year old self to process.

I grew up in the sticks north of here but I've lived in Oakland for about a decade now.

I fell asleep for almost all of Dynamite so I'm going to order a pizza and smoke a joint and watch it in a few minutes here.
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If you grew up in Butler, you def knew the Panza’s.

That was a good Dynamite. I may actually order Forbidden Door now.

I think used to see one of them (I think Henry, he's the older one right?) ripping back in the day at Fr. Marinaro but most of my friends didn't skate so I've always been kind of a loner in that regard. It didn't help that I was in a "gifted" program until I was like 16 so I didn't really have a ton of friends in general (shocking, I know.)

Oakland is rad for skating. Theres a cool little DIY in that little park down on Boundary St in the hollow now. In typical hilarious Pittsburgh infrastructure fashion, what was supposed to be a tennis or basketball court or something is actually significantly sloped so you don't even have to push going in the one direction. They built a big ass bank against the fence and no one has said anything so I'm assuming the city is just letting it slide.

Im kinda 50-50 on buying this one. On one hand I do want to support the company but it seems more like the kind of show I'm going to want to watch in multiple parts. Usually after a few multiman spotfests I start to get superkick and plancha fatigue haha. With the stuff they added it's gonna be another marathon show and I'm not sure if I can make it through this time. Maybe I'll change my mind though, I'll see how I feel on Sunday.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 10:54:20 AM
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Man I have this cable channel that used to play old episodes of New Japan with Jim Ross on commentary and I saw some great matches that way and its really the only exposure I've had to NJPW wrestlers besides this Facebook group chat that I randomly found myself in. But I saw some banger matches from Omega, Kota Ibushi, the Jericho/Okada match, and more.

I also love the story of Kota Ibushi coming to USA and being offered the world by WWE. They wanted him to win that Cruiserweight Classic and be the face of 205 Live and he said no thanks so they had him job to fucking TJ Perkins.

Once again, I really regret not going to the New Japan tapings when they were in Tampa a few months ago.

On another note, Ric Flair has fully moved to Tampa and is regularly seen around town. I haven't run into him yet, but when I do I will be showing him my wedding video.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHrRlIkAGkN/
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Oh man I didn't even know that ibushi story. That's so dumb but not at all surprising coming from the company that's currently photoshopping Sasha signs out of their broadcasts. Let's job maybe the best wrestler in the world (I really won't argue with anyone who puts Ibushi as #1) out to the fucking flim flam flash.

I got into modern NJPW via Chikara actually. My GF passed away in late 2015 and I was super depressed and just laying in bed all day and somehow stumbled across the Matt Classic (colt cabana) and Darkness Crabtree vs Sara del Ray match and the humor just struck a chord with me. I started watching King of Trios 2015 which had AJ and the Bucks representing Bullet Club and they put on a hell of a show and won the tournament. I watched it for a few months but it was harder to find English commentary uploads back then and I ended up kinda getting away from it after WWE bought AJ and tried to make their own Bullet Club.

I love those old JR and Josh Barnett shows too, if you want a blueprint for how to treat it seriously on commentary these days that's a good place to start. As far as pure modern pro wrestling goes it doesn't get much better than that era of NJPW. Have you ever seen the match where Jay White accidentally slammed a guardrail into JR and knocked him out of his chair? Barnett jumps up ready to shoot beat the fuck out of him and White runs away from him and you can tell he's shitting himself haha.

If you run into Naitch after you show him the video I want you to challenge him to a helicopter contest. Tell him to show these kids nowadays how to do a real thigh slap.

Hopefully Dynamite will be better this week. I'm wondering whether BD's announcement is going to be an injury or an angle to book the ZSJ match. I'm hyped as fuck for Penta vs Malakai Black. I know Malakai is going to win but hopefully they'll stop jobbing the lucha Bros out soon. Main event is Jericho and my tramp stamp boy Lance Archer vs Mox and Tanahashi. I'm guessing they just want to showcase Tana a little so he'll probably pin Archer but I'm hoping for some Suzuki gun shenanigans.


PS - Shaqueefster if you're ever in Pittsburgh let me know. I'll get you ripped and take you to the toy stores and on a pilgrimage to Bruno's house.
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I got a photo with Bruno when I was a kid.

You’re in Pittsburgh? We definitely have some of the same homies…
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I have a polaroid with Nikolai Volkoff at Butler High School when I was like 10 but never met Bruno. My dad didn't like driving in the city and my mom worked like 65 hours a week so I was kind of limited to those high school and moose lodge shows most of the time. Have you ever heard of a dude called Lord Zoltan? He was at like every fucking indy mud show in Western PA and scared the shit out of me when I was young...I guess King Diamond face paint and a pair of zubaz was just a bit too much for my 9 year old self to process.

I grew up in the sticks north of here but I've lived in Oakland for about a decade now.

I fell asleep for almost all of Dynamite so I'm going to order a pizza and smoke a joint and watch it in a few minutes here.
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If you grew up in Butler, you def knew the Panza’s.

That was a good Dynamite. I may actually order Forbidden Door now.
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I think used to see one of them (I think Henry, he's the older one right?) ripping back in the day at Fr. Marinaro but most of my friends didn't skate so I've always been kind of a loner in that regard. It didn't help that I was in a "gifted" program until I was like 16 so I didn't really have a ton of friends in general (shocking, I know.)

Oakland is rad for skating. Theres a cool little DIY in that little park down on Boundary St in the hollow now. In typical hilarious Pittsburgh infrastructure fashion, what was supposed to be a tennis or basketball court or something is actually significantly sloped so you don't even have to push going in the one direction. They built a big ass bank against the fence and no one has said anything so I'm assuming the city is just letting it slide.

Im kinda 50-50 on buying this one. On one hand I do want to support the company but it seems more like the kind of show I'm going to want to watch in multiple parts. Usually after a few multiman spotfests I start to get superkick and plancha fatigue haha. With the stuff they added it's gonna be another marathon show and I'm not sure if I can make it through this time. Maybe I'll change my mind though, I'll see how I feel on Sunday.

Henry’s the younger one.

I miss skating Milliones and the Atwood lot. I also miss $1 Yuenglings and whole pies from Antoon’s for $5.

I figure if I went to the NJPW house show at the ECW arena, I’d have to see the end result on Sunday. $13 + fees ain’t bad either.

I think most of those matches will be technical, strong style matches. Cesaro vs Zack Sabre Jr should be great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 12:39:40 PM
Now that I think about it - since it’s a technical wrestler bout…it’s going to be Jonathan Gresham.   Maybe be a let down name wise for some, but fills that role better than Cesaro
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 23, 2022, 01:51:33 PM
Gresham is a decent shout since he's already in the fold so to speak but I feel like it's kind of the same problem as Moriarty but to a slightly lesser degree. As long as they don't hype it too much I guess it could work, I'm just kind of afraid of it being another whomp whomp moment where the crowd is let down. The fact they're going to become part of BCC makes me wonder if Gresham would stop taking as many indy bookings and go on the road with AEW too. Totally spit balling here but I wonder if they'd make it someone from NJPW and try to do a spinoff BCC faction like NWO Japan or LIJ.

I just watched Dark and holy shit the main event was surprisingly good. Jay Lethal vs some guy named Blake Christian. Lethal was fantastic as always but even though the other guy looks like a backyard wrestler he does some really cool shit. He looks like a k-mart knockoff of Hungle Boy at points. Worth watching if you get bored.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 02:21:15 PM
Now that I think about it - since it’s a technical wrestler bout…it’s going to be Jonathan Gresham.   Maybe be a let down name wise for some, but fills that role better than Cesaro

Gresham is 5’4 and ZSJ is 6’. They don’t match up well at all. Cesaro at 6’5 is a much better matchup up with ZSJ.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 02:23:28 PM
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Gresham is 5’4 and ZSJ is 6’. They don’t match up well at all. Cesaro at 6’5 is a much better matchup up with ZSJ.

Match up in terms of being the best technical wrestlers in the world
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 04:42:46 PM
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Now that I think about it - since it’s a technical wrestler bout…it’s going to be Jonathan Gresham.   Maybe be a let down name wise for some, but fills that role better than Cesaro
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Gresham is 5’4 and ZSJ is 6’. They don’t match up well at all. Cesaro at 6’5 is a much better matchup up with ZSJ.
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Match up in terms of being the best technical wrestlers in the world

Gresham’s shades of Dean Malenko for sure.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 04:51:46 PM
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Gresham is 5’4 and ZSJ is 6’. They don’t match up well at all. Cesaro at 6’5 is a much better matchup up with ZSJ.
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Match up in terms of being the best technical wrestlers in the world
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Gresham’s shades of Dean Malenko for sure.

He’s the ROH Pure champ and married to that one impact wrestler I’m surprised doesn’t get more mentions on here.   Jordan Grace or something like that
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on June 23, 2022, 05:18:37 PM
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I def popped when they announced Sting’s team as the “Dudes with Attitudes” reminds me of this era of WCW
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2022, 05:23:07 PM
Ishii injured and out
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 06:12:05 PM
BTW, I watched NXT for the first time in ages the other night and it was horrible. Like 1995 Duke The Dumpster Droese vs Savio Vega bad.

I hope HHH takes over post-NDA main roster booking.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 23, 2022, 07:44:14 PM
BTW, I watched NXT for the first time in ages the other night and it was horrible. Like 1995 Duke The Dumpster Droese vs Savio Vega bad.

I hope HHH takes over post-NDA main roster booking.

I get that feeling from almost all modern fed stuff. I'd honestly rather watch Duke vs Savio (was he still Kwang at that point? Hahaha) than this week's Smackdown since I at least have some nostalgic affinity for it. NXT UK seems decent enough but between AEW and watching the old stuff I still want to get through I have enough to keep me busy.

Just watched Halloween Havoc 93 with the Cactus Jack vs Vader "spin the wheel, make the deal" match. I remember watching it on an Iggle Video VHS when I was a kid but didn't remember any of the specifics so it was pretty good. Totally forgot about Rick Rude's run with big hold, but I did remember every word of his amazing "simply ravishing" theme.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 23, 2022, 08:28:27 PM
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BTW, I watched NXT for the first time in ages the other night and it was horrible. Like 1995 Duke The Dumpster Droese vs Savio Vega bad.

I hope HHH takes over post-NDA main roster booking.
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I get that feeling from almost all modern fed stuff. I'd honestly rather watch Duke vs Savio (was he still Kwang at that point? Hahaha) than this week's Smackdown since I at least have some nostalgic affinity for it. NXT UK seems decent enough but between AEW and watching the old stuff I still want to get through I have enough to keep me busy.

Just watched Halloween Havoc 93 with the Cactus Jack vs Vader "spin the wheel, make the deal" match. I remember watching it on an Iggle Video VHS when I was a kid but didn't remember any of the specifics so it was pretty good. Totally forgot about Rick Rude's run with big hold, but I did remember every word of his amazing "simply ravishing" theme.

Most underrated entrance theme of all time.

https://youtu.be/UOBBFIhUj48 (https://youtu.be/UOBBFIhUj48)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on June 23, 2022, 08:38:08 PM
Met Scotty 2 hottie at a convention this past weekend. Really nice guy. The Bunny (AEW) was there too and she was also very nice. We talked Oreo flavors.

That’s all I got for this thread since I haven’t been keeping up much besides GCW and some DEFY
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 24, 2022, 11:21:01 AM
Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 24, 2022, 06:44:10 PM
Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.

That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

Edit: Holy fuck Fenix is unbelievable, that stalled springboard dropkick was just beautiful and Andrade might be one of the best at continuing to sell while getting in position for the next spot. Glad they gave them a full 20 and despite the overbooked finish I enjoyed it but I'm pretty fucking biased. Dear Tony, please give the Lucha Bros some wins.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Genericwhitemale on June 24, 2022, 07:11:45 PM
Does NJPW need AEW?
or does AEW need NJPW?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 24, 2022, 07:18:59 PM
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Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
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That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

I could see him being a freelancer. Definitely dream match status.

AAA is tweaking. Andrade vs Ospreay would’ve been amazing.

I really like United Empire even though AEW is making them look like a jobber stable.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 24, 2022, 07:47:04 PM
Does NJPW need AEW?
or does AEW need NJPW?

I don’t think AEW needs to do it, but it’s owner is a huge fan of pro wrestling and operates on a “what would be cool for fans” mindset rather than WWE trying to dry fuck synergy at all times
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 24, 2022, 08:16:31 PM
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Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
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That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

Edit: Holy fuck Fenix is unbelievable, that stalled springboard dropkick was just beautiful and Andrade might be one of the best at continuing to sell while getting in position for the next spot. Glad they gave them a full 20 and despite the overbooked finish I enjoyed it but I'm pretty fucking biased. Dear Tony, please give the Lucha Bros some wins.

If that match doesn’t get a Meltzer 5-star…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 25, 2022, 12:52:41 AM
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Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
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That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

Edit: Holy fuck Fenix is unbelievable, that stalled springboard dropkick was just beautiful and Andrade might be one of the best at continuing to sell while getting in position for the next spot. Glad they gave them a full 20 and despite the overbooked finish I enjoyed it but I'm pretty fucking biased. Dear Tony, please give the Lucha Bros some wins.
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If that match doesn’t get a Meltzer 5-star…

Haha he probably will just because he's an AEW mark but in all honesty I'd give it 4. For as good as that was I'm confident they could do better. Lucha Underground and some of the early AEW Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks/omega, SCU, and private party stuff really opened my eyes to how high the ceiling is for Fenix. The fucked up part is I always assumed they didn't push him because of the language barrier, but he's actually easier to understand than Andrade and he seems to be just fine cutting a promo in English.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 25, 2022, 06:48:15 AM
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Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
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That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

Edit: Holy fuck Fenix is unbelievable, that stalled springboard dropkick was just beautiful and Andrade might be one of the best at continuing to sell while getting in position for the next spot. Glad they gave them a full 20 and despite the overbooked finish I enjoyed it but I'm pretty fucking biased. Dear Tony, please give the Lucha Bros some wins.
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If that match doesn’t get a Meltzer 5-star…
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Haha he probably will just because he's an AEW mark but in all honesty I'd give it 4. For as good as that was I'm confident they could do better. Lucha Underground and some of the early AEW Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks/omega, SCU, and private party stuff really opened my eyes to how high the ceiling is for Fenix. The fucked up part is I always assumed they didn't push him because of the language barrier, but he's actually easier to understand than Andrade and he seems to be just fine cutting a promo in English.

Death Triangle is great. AEW does stables well for the most part. Only complaint is the lack of cohesiveness.

And speaking of stables, why did Brian Cage come back unheralded looking like a jabroni in Tully’s new stable?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 25, 2022, 12:03:26 PM
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Dark horse opponent for ZSJ… Timothy Thatcher.

That would be sick.
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That would be sick. I think Thatch is in NOAH right now though so I'm not sure how that would work with it being an NJPW show, but I know Japanese promotion relations are nowhere near as bitter as they used to be so maybe it could work, especially if he's technically a freelancer.

I actually set an alarm for Rampage tonight haha. I seriously can't wait for Andrade vs Fenix, two of the best luchadors in the world (and two of my favorite guys in the company) being given a showcase because they can't be on the PPV... I hope they're going to want to remind everyone what they're missing out on. Pretty sure it's going on first, someone said they're going to stream the entrances on YouTube. Let's go boys.

Edit: Holy fuck Fenix is unbelievable, that stalled springboard dropkick was just beautiful and Andrade might be one of the best at continuing to sell while getting in position for the next spot. Glad they gave them a full 20 and despite the overbooked finish I enjoyed it but I'm pretty fucking biased. Dear Tony, please give the Lucha Bros some wins.
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If that match doesn’t get a Meltzer 5-star…
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Haha he probably will just because he's an AEW mark but in all honesty I'd give it 4. For as good as that was I'm confident they could do better. Lucha Underground and some of the early AEW Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks/omega, SCU, and private party stuff really opened my eyes to how high the ceiling is for Fenix. The fucked up part is I always assumed they didn't push him because of the language barrier, but he's actually easier to understand than Andrade and he seems to be just fine cutting a promo in English.
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Death Triangle is great. AEW does stables well for the most part. Only complaint is the lack of cohesiveness.

And speaking of stables, why did Brian Cage come back unheralded looking like a jabroni in Tully’s new stable?

A too-early ROH teaser
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 25, 2022, 12:58:16 PM
So I've heard that Cage is not well liked backstage by some of the people in power (and by many accounts he is in fact an arrogant meathead), plus there was the shit with his wife last time around. I think I remember something about people don't want to work with him because he's unsafe as well but that might have been someone else. He was also probably trying to get more money but he has no real negotiating power since he's so juiced up even Vince won't touch him

He's kind of the same thing as Luchasaurus I guess... If you put him with someone charismatic and just let him do hot tags and high spots he's fine but I don't think he's going to get over on his own. He seems to have hit a hard ceiling at the "spot monkey" stage of development haha. He did, somehow, look even bigger during that promo though. I would love to see him take a piss test just for lols.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 25, 2022, 02:16:11 PM
So I've heard that Cage is not well liked backstage by some of the people in power (and by many accounts he is in fact an arrogant meathead), plus there was the shit with his wife last time around. I think I remember something about people don't want to work with him because he's unsafe as well but that might have been someone else. He was also probably trying to get more money but he has no real negotiating power since he's so juiced up even Vince won't touch him

He's kind of the same thing as Luchasaurus I guess... If you put him with someone charismatic and just let him do hot tags and high spots he's fine but I don't think he's going to get over on his own. He seems to have hit a hard ceiling at the "spot monkey" stage of development haha. He did, somehow, look even bigger during that promo though. I would love to see him take a piss test just for lols.

Yeah seems tailor made for WWE, but they even fucked up Karrion Kross and Scarlett who are seemed perfect for them.   

I remember seeing some Young Bucks IG the west coast wrestlers at a diner and Cage had a bowl of like 10 hard boiled eggs he was working through and it made me laugh.   (Also I think he’s a right winger with no redeemable talent qualities to offset those views)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 25, 2022, 03:01:59 PM
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So I've heard that Cage is not well liked backstage by some of the people in power (and by many accounts he is in fact an arrogant meathead), plus there was the shit with his wife last time around. I think I remember something about people don't want to work with him because he's unsafe as well but that might have been someone else. He was also probably trying to get more money but he has no real negotiating power since he's so juiced up even Vince won't touch him

He's kind of the same thing as Luchasaurus I guess... If you put him with someone charismatic and just let him do hot tags and high spots he's fine but I don't think he's going to get over on his own. He seems to have hit a hard ceiling at the "spot monkey" stage of development haha. He did, somehow, look even bigger during that promo though. I would love to see him take a piss test just for lols.
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Yeah seems tailor made for WWE, but they even fucked up Karrion Kross and Scarlett who are seemed perfect for them.   

I remember seeing some Young Bucks IG the west coast wrestlers at a diner and Cage had a bowl of like 10 hard boiled eggs he was working through and it made me laugh.   (Also I think he’s a right winger with no redeemable talent qualities to offset those views)

He’s got a decent kickflip though. 😂

I think he’s a way better performer than Wardlow. Tully’s stable would be great for 3-minute Warning beatdown spots.

I’m kinda heated Swerve and Keith Lee are only on the buy-in show tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 25, 2022, 03:21:57 PM
Eh, I'm on the Wardlow bandwagon ever since the face of the revolution and Punk matches. They've done a great job of masking his shortcomings and accentuating what he does well. It's going to be interesting to see where he ends up without MJF because there's definitely a shelf life to a gimmick that boils down to "Ryback, but cool". He's another one that you can see Vince getting the meat sweats just thinking about too.

I understand both positions on the Swerve thing. The angle is kinda treading water so maybe this will be the implosion, or they may save it for after FD. I don't really mind since the card is so packed as is, although Swerve vs Despe could be interesting.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 25, 2022, 03:42:15 PM
Eh, I'm on the Wardlow bandwagon ever since the face of the revolution and Punk matches. They've done a great job of masking his shortcomings and accentuating what he does well. It's going to be interesting to see where he ends up without MJF because there's definitely a shelf life to a gimmick that boils down to "Ryback, but cool". He's another one that you can see Vince getting the meat sweats just thinking about too.

I understand both positions on the Swerve thing. The angle is kinda treading water so maybe this will be the implosion, or they may save it for after FD. I don't really mind since the card is so packed as is, although Swerve vs Despe could be interesting.

I feel like MJF carried that feud. MJF is my favorite wrestler on the AEW roster and the character I find most relatable.

I was at AEW Dynamite Grand Slam in Queens and got lots of dirty looks for cheering for MJF and chanting “Let’s go jobber” at Brian Pillman Jr (His dad is still one of my top 5 performers of all-time).

I love Swerve’s psychotic trap rapper/producer gimmick. I wish they’d bring Hit Row back, that was a great stable.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 26, 2022, 03:53:50 AM
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Eh, I'm on the Wardlow bandwagon ever since the face of the revolution and Punk matches. They've done a great job of masking his shortcomings and accentuating what he does well. It's going to be interesting to see where he ends up without MJF because there's definitely a shelf life to a gimmick that boils down to "Ryback, but cool". He's another one that you can see Vince getting the meat sweats just thinking about too.

I understand both positions on the Swerve thing. The angle is kinda treading water so maybe this will be the implosion, or they may save it for after FD. I don't really mind since the card is so packed as is, although Swerve vs Despe could be interesting.
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I feel like MJF carried that feud. MJF is my favorite wrestler on the AEW roster and the character I find most relatable.

I was at AEW Dynamite Grand Slam in Queens and got lots of dirty looks for cheering for MJF and chanting “Let’s go jobber” at Brian Pillman Jr (His dad is still one of my top 5 performers of all-time).

I love Swerve’s psychotic trap rapper/producer gimmick. I wish they’d bring Hit Row back, that was a great stable.

Oh if you go back a few pages you'll see how high I am on MJF. He's absolutely the most talented promo we've seen in decades and if he keeps it up he's going down with Flair, Piper, and Jake as an all timer in that regard. I am a complete and utter mark as soon as I hear his music hit and if this whole pipe bomb thing does end up with him winning the belt it's going down as one of the best storylines I've ever experienced.

MJF unquestionably carried the story, but I thought Wardlow played his part very well and I actually legit popped when he jumped up on the ladder to powerbomb Starks, though he kinda kid gloved the actual slam unfortunately. He reminds me of Batista and I'm sure that's not an accident because every time he does a shoot interview he talks about how much he loves the man attached to the most talked about dick in wrestling (at least until Joey Ryan came along! Hi-yooo! ). He needs to slow down a little bit and get some more experience but I think there's something there.

You should talk to our resident babyface champ @SHAQUEEFA about Flyin' Brian, that's one of his boys too. He even has cincy colored Zubaz pants, and he seems like the kinda dude who would wear them to family functions. I watched superbrawl 2 the other night and had totally forgotten that Pillman vs Jushin Thunder Liger was the opener. That match was at least 5 years ahead of its time and its kind of hilarious that it goes from that to like Van Hammer and fucking Tom Zenk (who the fuck thought z-man was a good nickname? might as well have called him khum) against Ricky Morton and Kevin Nash in a suit, which looked like something that a 5 year old would have with his wrestling buddy.

Swerve is fucking awesome in the ring and very easy to cheer against. Have you ever seen his stuff as Killshot in Lucha Underground? There's a wild ass deathmatch against AR fox that actually tells a really good story and was responsible for that scar you see on his back nowadays.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 26, 2022, 09:37:02 AM
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I understand both positions on the Swerve thing. The angle is kinda treading water so maybe this will be the implosion, or they may save it for after FD. I don't really mind since the card is so packed as is, although Swerve vs Despe could be interesting.
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I feel like MJF carried that feud. MJF is my favorite wrestler on the AEW roster and the character I find most relatable.

I was at AEW Dynamite Grand Slam in Queens and got lots of dirty looks for cheering for MJF and chanting “Let’s go jobber” at Brian Pillman Jr (His dad is still one of my top 5 performers of all-time).

I love Swerve’s psychotic trap rapper/producer gimmick. I wish they’d bring Hit Row back, that was a great stable.
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Oh if you go back a few pages you'll see how high I am on MJF. He's absolutely the most talented promo we've seen in decades and if he keeps it up he's going down with Flair, Piper, and Jake as an all timer in that regard. I am a complete and utter mark as soon as I hear his music hit and if this whole pipe bomb thing does end up with him winning the belt it's going down as one of the best storylines I've ever experienced.

MJF unquestionably carried the story, but I thought Wardlow played his part very well and I actually legit popped when he jumped up on the ladder to powerbomb Starks, though he kinda kid gloved the actual slam unfortunately. He reminds me of Batista and I'm sure that's not an accident because every time he does a shoot interview he talks about how much he loves the man attached to the most talked about dick in wrestling (at least until Joey Ryan came along! Hi-yooo! ). He needs to slow down a little bit and get some more experience but I think there's something there.

You should talk to our resident babyface champ @SHAQUEEFA about Flyin' Brian, that's one of his boys too. He even has cincy colored Zubaz pants, and he seems like the kinda dude who would wear them to family functions. I watched superbrawl 2 the other night and had totally forgotten that Pillman vs Jushin Thunder Liger was the opener. That match was at least 5 years ahead of its time and its kind of hilarious that it goes from that to like Van Hammer and fucking Tom Zenk (who the fuck thought z-man was a good nickname? might as well have called him khum) against Ricky Morton and Kevin Nash in a suit, which looked like something that a 5 year old would have with his wrestling buddy.

Swerve is fucking awesome in the ring and very easy to cheer against. Have you ever seen his stuff as Killshot in Lucha Underground? There's a wild ass deathmatch against AR fox that actually tells a really good story and was responsible for that scar you see on his back nowadays.

MJF should not go to WWE, his character would be watered down so much. He’s an Attitude Era guy and would’ve been perfect for them in 1997, not now. I love  that he’s the guy who stays in character 24/7, much like The Loose Cannon.

Brian Pillman started to click for me when he turned heel and teamed with Steve Austin in the Hollywood Blondes. Horseman Pillman is where it really came together. I caught his ECW debut promo on its original broadcast back in the day.

Swerve is brilliant in the ring and with psychology and character work. He’s everything we wished Velveteen Dream could have been. He’s got great finishers too.

Shame Patrick Clark and Scurll had to be kooks, they had such promising careers.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 26, 2022, 04:59:14 PM
Hahaha Danhausen just debuted a new Ass Boys theme song on the buy-in. It's definitely going to be a crowd favorite.

I'm going to try to stay up for the whole thing but I don't see me making it the whole way. I'll probably watch whatever I miss tomorrow when I get up. Not happy that Hikuleo isn't wrestling now but I watched the buy in and my first stoned musing is

- Why does Yoshi Hashi always look like he just ran a mile?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 26, 2022, 05:01:13 PM
I’m calling it… ZSJ vs Killer Kross. That’s his outline in the vs screen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 26, 2022, 05:09:52 PM
Of course Jericho's narcissistic ass has to be the first thing we see haha. That Kaze Ni Nare was so fucking good, I'm pumped now.

Edit: Holy fuck that's a hot crowd. No way they can keep this energy up but goddamn does it feel good to see a big American crowd chanting Suzuki's name.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 26, 2022, 06:16:18 PM
Orange Cassidy is reporting a new entrance song today…well, not technically new if know what I mean
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on June 26, 2022, 06:25:41 PM
It's STING!!!

great Kaze Ni nare, my NJPW favourites Ishii and Naito are both injured and resting so not the dream card I'd hoped for. Omega is my favourite all time in both promotions so I hope there's another joint show. Omega vs Okada on American soil would be the things dreams are made of
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on June 26, 2022, 07:18:46 PM
THE FUCKIN WRESTLER SHIBATA!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 26, 2022, 07:40:33 PM
“He’s a pro wrestler and not a sports entertainer.”
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 26, 2022, 07:42:28 PM
“He’s a pro wrestler and not a sports entertainer.”

Shibata and Cesaro should both be in BCC
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 27, 2022, 06:54:30 AM
Wow. I actually made it the whole way, but just barely. That ended up being better than I thought it would although things got a little fucky at the end with Cole's injury and Rosa laying yet another PPV crowd killer down. It was unbelievably high level wrestling though, there was barely a rest hold all night and few noticeable botches which is wild given the amount of tech spots there were. Actually it was good enough that I barely took notes...this is all I had.

- Eddie Kingston's gut is a non-Newtonian fluid.
- Jeff Cobb's powerbomb is straight out of the N64 games
- I fucking love Sting
- Can't believe I'm seeing Shibata on a US PPV.
- Moxley is such a carny that he bladed on a move that made no contact with his forehead in a match that did not need blood.

I watched a PPV from 87 the other night that had JR and Tony calling a Sting match. They've been doing this as long as I've been alive and I'm not a young man. When I was a little kid like 5-6 years old wrestling became my favorite thing in the world and Sting was my favorite WCW guy by far. I cut my hair like him, I wore neon pants to the first day of kindergarten because of him, all that stuff. The fact that last night he was able to take me back to that same place... Even if it was just for a moment or two... its just beyond words. He looked amazing, not just the cross body but his sit out senton and stinger splash were vintage and I got absolutely giddy when he did the surfer Sting no-sell/hulk up/scream.

Genuinely surprised PAC won. I thought Miro was going to take that for sure @SHAQUEEFA I cracked up thinking about you when they did the mist spot. I hope it didn't ruin the night for you.

Please get the belt off Rosa. She just isn't good enough either in the ring or on the mic to make these matches interesting to me. Toni's offense looks really weak outside the "I wish it was me" hip smash.

The FTR injury thing was weird, I'm assuming that was a spot designed to draw what Scott Steiner calls "simpy", but it looks pretty awkward now with how the Cole match ended. Personally wish UE had won, I'm convinced Jeff Cobb is the result of Rhyno touring the islands in his youth.

Mox - Tana was good enough but honestly I'm getting sick of Mox bleeding in every match. He's just bleeding for the sake of bleeding, it didn't really add anything here and it's starting to get into poison most territory of overused.

Ospreay and OC was better than I thought it would be but Andrade would have still been better. There's sooooo many Ospreay dream matches that are possible if he sticks around.

Also thought it was pretty hilarious that after everyone shit on Booker T for "body shaming" Adam Cole by saying he needs to put on some weight or he's going to keep getting hurt, he goes out and gets hurt again and completely proves his point.

I'm sure I'm forgetting some stuff as I'm still kinda brain dead from last night but overall it was a hell of a good show. Hopefully they do it again and don't have to rebook half the card last minute.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 27, 2022, 10:31:39 AM
Hah I don’t think there’s enough weight you can put on to stop a concussion though
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 27, 2022, 10:50:30 PM
Hah I don’t think there’s enough weight you can put on to stop a concussion though

No, but at any rate he needs to change something because he's just not built to take bumps as is. I think he hurt his back or shoulder too, so he's probably going to be out for a minute and all the charisma and perfectly timed super kicks in the world means nothing if you're on the shelf every few months. I don't know what they bill him at but I'd say as someone of a similar size and build he's 175-180 lbs at most right now which is maybe doable if you're compact and shredded, but he's not and has gotten noticeably smaller and less defined since he left WWE and NJPW. We've already seen that he's capable of looking good, and staying healthy, he just isn't doing the work anymore for whatever reason.

Like I can buy this dude  -

(https://i.redd.it/ot04pg185g341.jpg)

But I really struggle to take this one seriously

(https://i.redd.it/nnt3xo7z94e81.jpg)

I think it really stood out for me against 10 and guys like that who are billed at 230-240 but absolutely dwarf Cole in the ring. It's not like he's Marko Stunt or anything, but it definitely takes me out of the moment because they book Cole to hang with these dudes by doing 15 super kicks and never lose. I don't dislike him and I'd love to see him in the right spot but this booking is pretty terrible.

Anyways it was a hell of a show. Still amazed it turned out so well. I went back to rewatch some of the stuff I hadn't paid super close attention to and I can honestly say that with the exception of Rosa vs Toni and the 4 way that ended prematurely every match delivered. Without the high of the "surprise" entrance ZSJ vs Claudio kind of dragged on, but overall everyone delivered and it was apparently successful enough that NJPW wants to do one overseas now. Not sure what kind of timeline they're thinking but could it be Omegas return show perhaps?

Oh and the rumor mill is cooking again... The old rape allegations from the first female WWF ref that Vince buried with his money (back when you could still do that) have resurfaced in light of the recent revelations. Sounds like this is probably a pattern of behaviour and I would not be surprised if more people come forward. Guess we're going to get to see if McDeavitt can conjure up any more of his completely devoid of morality and humanity "old school" lawyer tricks in this century.





Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 28, 2022, 08:32:32 AM
https://socalskateshop.com/Deathwish-Darby-Allin-Guest-Collab-Gold-Deathspray-Skateboard-Deck-8-25x31-5.html#!?cc_decks=124827&c=cc_grip-tape

Anyone else getting one?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 28, 2022, 10:21:23 AM
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Anyone else getting one?

I thought about it, but I grabbed a Skate Mental instead. Maybe if it’s still at that shop next time I walk in.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 28, 2022, 07:19:31 PM
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Anyone else getting one?
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I thought about it, but I grabbed a Skate Mental instead. Maybe if it’s still at that shop next time I walk in.

I have a couple SM decks. I don't care if Staaba is a kook I'm always going to have some affinity for a company that makes juvenile humor a core part of their identity haha.

I actually prefer short 8.25s and I've skated the deathwish shape a few times so this is perfect, although I'm probably just going to look at it for now. Their mold is pretty steep (especially ones from the top of the stack) and I have old legs so I have to really be feeling it to get going but I would have skated the shit out of them if they were around when I was a kid. The birdhouse 8.25 is still better though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 28, 2022, 08:29:18 PM
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Anyone else getting one?
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I thought about it, but I grabbed a Skate Mental instead. Maybe if it’s still at that shop next time I walk in.
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I have a couple SM decks. I don't care if Staaba is a kook I'm always going to have some affinity for a company that makes juvenile humor a core part of their identity haha.

I actually prefer short 8.25s and I've skated the deathwish shape a few times so this is perfect, although I'm probably just going to look at it for now. Their mold is pretty steep (especially ones from the top of the stack) and I have old legs so I have to really be feeling it to get going but I would have skated the shit out of them if they were around when I was a kid. The birdhouse 8.25 is still better though.

I grabbed a Koston 8.25 with a 14 wb.

Can’t wait for the continuation of Claudio vs Kingston.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 29, 2022, 01:33:45 AM
And Yuta vs Daniel Garcia feud is starting to pick up as seen on dark


Also, all you sky blue fans, surprised you haven’t been talking more about Ashley d’amboise
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 29, 2022, 07:08:47 AM
And Yuta vs Daniel Garcia feud is starting to pick up as seen on dark


Also, all you sky blue fans, surprised you haven’t been talking more about Ashley d’amboise

I love how IWC marks hate on Garcia so much. I’m a fan of the guy, even if I do call his current stable the Jobber Appreciation Society.

He’s the Aurelien Giraud of professional wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 29, 2022, 11:15:15 AM
And Yuta vs Daniel Garcia feud is starting to pick up as seen on dark


Also, all you sky blue fans, surprised you haven’t been talking more about Ashley d’amboise

I did see a match with her on youtube and thought she worked well but she's a little too muscle-y for me to get distracted the way I do with Skye, Anna Jay, Toni etc.

Apparently Alan Angels went dark on twitter, so he's probably gone and with Stu leaving earlier this year I can't help but think they're going to kill off the Dark Order. Anna seems to have gone back to her old gimmick as well sadly, I sure am gonna miss that look with the purple highlights in her hair and on the trunks that seemed to get smaller every week. I just hope they do something with 10...he gets a huge pop every time I see him and even though he definitely needs some polish I'm very much a believer that there's always room on the card for a masked muscle head.

Maybe this means Tony is going to start trimming some of the fat from his roster which is really kind of long overdue.

Blood n guts tonight guys! Who's gettin wizardized? They also announced OC vs Ethan Page which has potential to be really good. Page is at his best when he works big and its hard to imagine anyone working smaller against OC haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 29, 2022, 11:57:38 AM
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Also, all you sky blue fans, surprised you haven’t been talking more about Ashley d’amboise
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I love how IWC marks hate on Garcia so much. I’m a fan of the guy, even if I do call his current stable the Jobber Appreciation Society.

He’s the Aurelien Giraud of professional wrestling.

People shit on him? For what? I occasionally check r/squaredcircle and some of the news sites but I really kinda avoid paying too much attention to the smarks. Despite the fact my very first bookmark when I got the internet in 1998 was a wrestling site, I just can't willingly group myself with some of those people haha. I do have a dvdvr account from decades ago when I bought a bunch of ECW and deathmatch tapes (actual VHS tapes because I'm old) but I haven't posted in years.

Someone in this thread recommended listening to Garcia on Jericho's podcast and it made me really like the guy. He definitely gets it. The only thing I can think of to knock him would be his look but hes like early 20s and still growing into his body. The Kangol just cracks me up and he works like a proper old school "legit but chickenshit" type.

I tried to watch Raw again. And I actually genuinely wanted to watch it this time. I made it about a minute into the battle royal and had to turn it off because of the camera cuts. Seriously, how do people watch that shit?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 29, 2022, 12:23:30 PM
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Also, all you sky blue fans, surprised you haven’t been talking more about Ashley d’amboise
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I love how IWC marks hate on Garcia so much. I’m a fan of the guy, even if I do call his current stable the Jobber Appreciation Society.

He’s the Aurelien Giraud of professional wrestling.
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People shit on him? For what? I occasionally check r/squaredcircle and some of the news sites but I really kinda avoid paying too much attention to the smarks. Despite the fact my very first bookmark when I got the internet in 1998 was a wrestling site, I just can't willingly group myself with some of those people haha. I do have a dvdvr account from decades ago when I bought a bunch of ECW and deathmatch tapes (actual VHS tapes because I'm old) but I haven't posted in years.

Someone in this thread recommended listening to Garcia on Jericho's podcast and it made me really like the guy. He definitely gets it. The only thing I can think of to knock him would be his look but hes like early 20s and still growing into his body. The Kangol just cracks me up and he works like a proper old school "legit but chickenshit" type.

I tried to watch Raw again. And I actually genuinely wanted to watch it this time. I made it about a minute into the battle royal and had to turn it off because of the camera cuts. Seriously, how do people watch that shit?

Garcia definitely gets it. If you check the IG comments on an AEW post with him in it, he’s always getting hated on.

WWE right now is so bad. Finn Balor, Nakamura, Styles, Sami, KO, Rollins, and the Street Profits deserve better.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 29, 2022, 01:42:24 PM
Weird I thought people knew DG was for the future.   Speculation is that he’ll face Yuta at the ROH PPV

Jade has an open challenge for tonight.   Maybe a new signing?   She’s really impressed me of late and it’s hard to see who could dethrone her just because she’s so much bigger than the rest of the roster

I think Alan is on a per appearance deal now.   I like him, but I think there’s plenty who can fill the same role skill wise.   10 is a Nightmare Factory guy, so I think he’s either safe or has some kind of trainee deal
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on June 29, 2022, 09:25:30 PM
Just got back from Blood and Guts and god damn was it a blast. Wanted to share an angle I got of Sammy’s dive with you:

https://hostingandshizz.tumblr.com/post/688455325374906368
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 29, 2022, 10:20:16 PM
Just got back from Blood and Guts and god damn was it a blast. Wanted to share an angle I got of Sammy’s dive with you:

https://hostingandshizz.tumblr.com/post/688455325374906368


That’s a rad angle.   Really shows the size of the drop.   How is it watching things through the cage for an hour?

That crowd was so hot at the beginning of the show I could barely hear the commentators!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 29, 2022, 11:39:41 PM
Holy shit. I missed the broadcast so I watched the fite version and it kinda felt like a PPV.

OC vs Page kinda sucked. Not much more to say. Orange mist spot was dumb and you just had one of your up and comers lose to a body slam.

Christian called them sweat hogs! That's my favorite wrestling insult! Dark Luchasaurus is lame. We have enough mean spooky dudes already. Just put him in a new tag team.

So Danhausen basically functions as a full size swoggle. I guess that works. Are we getting an ass boys vs the acclaimed (ft Billy Gunn) angle? Nice.

I love that boomer sooner gets an insta pop. JR is the best and I'm going to actually cry when he retires. Nice to see Dean Malenko too.

OK BnG time. Jericho DEFINITELY has a clockwork orange fetish. I bet he makes his psycho wife call him Alex in bed. Really, really, really disappointed that they didn't have a red Kangol for Garcia. I would have laughed so hard. Ortiz should have kept his hair, he's got a pea head. Mox got lost on his way to the ring and got a face full of hairy mark breath haha.

What a spectacle. Claudio and Hager were gracious enough to remind us that there's no substitute for being a human horse. Mox playing the death match greatest hits was fun. Anyone else catch Ang's blood hitting the canvas before he took the piledriver (my autocorrect keeps making that piled river lol) in the broken glass? I had to laugh at the conveniently oversized, flat, and bare "timekeepers table" set back into the crowd precisely where one would fall were they to be thrown from the top of the cage.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 30, 2022, 12:30:19 AM
Hah I don’t mind the time keepers table.   Sammy already did that gnarly one winged Angel spot from the first Stadium Stampede and Jericho got injured on the last B and G (they can’t have more injuries!). I don’t personally need them going Mankind levels on a free show

I actually like Dark Luchasaurus!  It’s like he got a box from Jamie Thomas

Loved that Moxley was clearly annoyed with having to climb that cage



I googled the BR winner - I think it’ll make an interesting Moxley match, but I know people will complain, which I don’t really get bc you know this person isn’t going to beat Mox so why job out a upper card guy.
     My problem with Royal Rumbles is that they always cater to the biggest stars and never give you much of a surprise over the winner
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 30, 2022, 07:18:19 AM
Oh I don't mind it either, I love that shit. Wrestling is so ridiculous in a lot of ways and that's why it's fun. I don't necessarily want guys taking czw bumps on free shows either (especially with how the Jeff Hardy thing played out) but as long as it's Sammy I'm down with it.

Haha Dyingtoliveasaurus looks cool, I just have no real faith in him wrestling interesting singles matches. Maybe he's gotten better at it since LU but he's one of those dudes who I feel like struggles in longer, less choreographed matches. I think he'll be fine and maybe even really good against Hungle Boy because they've been training together for ages but I feel like it could be ugly if he has to be the one to lead the match or work with guys he doesn't know. You could have said all the same things about the undertaker in 1991 though, so it's entirely possible I'm way off on this and he ends up being awesome.

I was giggling at Moxley climbing like broken foot taker too. Gotta lay off them post match lung darts Mox! It had to be awkward celebrating while Daddy Magic and Jericho were still up there selling too.

I kinda want to google the winner but you've actually intrigued me now so I'm not going to. I actually would be cool with it being someone from the lower/mid card that they want to book to hang with Mox and look good the same way they did with Yuta. As long as it's not KOR, Scorpio Sky, or setting up another Lucha Bros main event loss.. Then I'll definitely be pissed haha. I have no idea who was in it so I'm not sure who to pick from but someone like 10 who could have a hoss fight with him would be really cool. I'm assuming they want a heel though so my dark horse pick is..... Lance Archer. Trent would be cool too, but again there's the heel issue. Ok I'm going with Archer or Ten. Give me some beef baby.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 30, 2022, 08:39:03 AM
Oh I don't mind it either, I love that shit. Wrestling is so ridiculous in a lot of ways and that's why it's fun. I don't necessarily want guys taking czw bumps on free shows either (especially with how the Jeff Hardy thing played out) but as long as it's Sammy I'm down with it.

Haha Dyingtoliveasaurus looks cool, I just have no real faith in him wrestling interesting singles matches. Maybe he's gotten better at it since LU but he's one of those dudes who I feel like struggles in longer, less choreographed matches. I think he'll be fine and maybe even really good against Hungle Boy because they've been training together for ages but I feel like it could be ugly if he has to be the one to lead the match or work with guys he doesn't know. You could have said all the same things about the undertaker in 1991 though, so it's entirely possible I'm way off on this and he ends up being awesome.

I was giggling at Moxley climbing like broken foot taker too. Gotta lay off them post match lung darts Mox! It had to be awkward celebrating while Daddy Magic and Jericho were still up there selling too.

I kinda want to google the winner but you've actually intrigued me now so I'm not going to. I actually would be cool with it being someone from the lower/mid card that they want to book to hang with Mox and look good the same way they did with Yuta. As long as it's not KOR, Scorpio Sky, or setting up another Lucha Bros main event loss.. Then I'll definitely be pissed haha. I have no idea who was in it so I'm not sure who to pick from but someone like 10 who could have a hoss fight with him would be really cool. I'm assuming they want a heel though so my dark horse pick is..... Lance Archer. Trent would be cool too, but again there's the heel issue. Ok I'm going with Archer or Ten. Give me some beef baby.


I’ll spoil it enough to say it’s not Archer.   They’ve had enough battles recently that it wouldn’t be novel for me, but you’re definitely onto something hoss wise
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 30, 2022, 10:35:41 AM
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Oh I don't mind it either, I love that shit. Wrestling is so ridiculous in a lot of ways and that's why it's fun. I don't necessarily want guys taking czw bumps on free shows either (especially with how the Jeff Hardy thing played out) but as long as it's Sammy I'm down with it.

Haha Dyingtoliveasaurus looks cool, I just have no real faith in him wrestling interesting singles matches. Maybe he's gotten better at it since LU but he's one of those dudes who I feel like struggles in longer, less choreographed matches. I think he'll be fine and maybe even really good against Hungle Boy because they've been training together for ages but I feel like it could be ugly if he has to be the one to lead the match or work with guys he doesn't know. You could have said all the same things about the undertaker in 1991 though, so it's entirely possible I'm way off on this and he ends up being awesome.

I was giggling at Moxley climbing like broken foot taker too. Gotta lay off them post match lung darts Mox! It had to be awkward celebrating while Daddy Magic and Jericho were still up there selling too.

I kinda want to google the winner but you've actually intrigued me now so I'm not going to. I actually would be cool with it being someone from the lower/mid card that they want to book to hang with Mox and look good the same way they did with Yuta. As long as it's not KOR, Scorpio Sky, or setting up another Lucha Bros main event loss.. Then I'll definitely be pissed haha. I have no idea who was in it so I'm not sure who to pick from but someone like 10 who could have a hoss fight with him would be really cool. I'm assuming they want a heel though so my dark horse pick is..... Lance Archer. Trent would be cool too, but again there's the heel issue. Ok I'm going with Archer or Ten. Give me some beef baby.
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I’ll spoil it enough to say it’s not Archer.   They’ve had enough battles recently that it wouldn’t be novel for me, but you’re definitely onto something hoss wise

Damn. Ok no more spoilers, I feel like I'm going to be able to figure it out during the match but that's part of the fun of rumbles.

That may have been wishful thinking because I'm so high on Archer. He's another dude I really want to see get his flowers on a big stage. When I was in the military there was this one channel that randomly showed TNA in the middle of the night and I fucking HATED his shitty guitar hero gimmick. If you've ever watched OSW review, they still call him Tramp Stamp Hoyt because that was the only thing memorable about him back then. He was like a less talented version of Test. I'm not sure what happened in Japan to make it click but I legit think he's one of the best at working big guys in the company now. Even I can't believe I'm about to make this comparison but he reminds me of Taker sometimes and not just because they both do tightrope spots.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 30, 2022, 10:37:44 AM
I was out of town so i missed Forbidden Door. Real bummed on that. Can someone send me a link?

I thought I was good to go to make it until the end of Blood and Guts last night. I got real cocky when the BNG match started and I hadn't dozed off yet. So I went ahead and took a giant bong rip and put up the foot rest and reclined my lazyboy. BIG MISTAKE! I missed it. Wifey tried to wake me up for two things. Tay "The Culo" Conti rolling around on the ground with her ass out, and Sammy taking the big bump.

You really don't know what love is until your wife wakes you up and says "Babe, wake up! Tay's ass is completely out"
God I love that woman.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 30, 2022, 10:40:23 AM
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Oh I don't mind it either, I love that shit. Wrestling is so ridiculous in a lot of ways and that's why it's fun. I don't necessarily want guys taking czw bumps on free shows either (especially with how the Jeff Hardy thing played out) but as long as it's Sammy I'm down with it.

Haha Dyingtoliveasaurus looks cool, I just have no real faith in him wrestling interesting singles matches. Maybe he's gotten better at it since LU but he's one of those dudes who I feel like struggles in longer, less choreographed matches. I think he'll be fine and maybe even really good against Hungle Boy because they've been training together for ages but I feel like it could be ugly if he has to be the one to lead the match or work with guys he doesn't know. You could have said all the same things about the undertaker in 1991 though, so it's entirely possible I'm way off on this and he ends up being awesome.

I was giggling at Moxley climbing like broken foot taker too. Gotta lay off them post match lung darts Mox! It had to be awkward celebrating while Daddy Magic and Jericho were still up there selling too.

I kinda want to google the winner but you've actually intrigued me now so I'm not going to. I actually would be cool with it being someone from the lower/mid card that they want to book to hang with Mox and look good the same way they did with Yuta. As long as it's not KOR, Scorpio Sky, or setting up another Lucha Bros main event loss.. Then I'll definitely be pissed haha. I have no idea who was in it so I'm not sure who to pick from but someone like 10 who could have a hoss fight with him would be really cool. I'm assuming they want a heel though so my dark horse pick is..... Lance Archer. Trent would be cool too, but again there's the heel issue. Ok I'm going with Archer or Ten. Give me some beef baby.
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I’ll spoil it enough to say it’s not Archer.   They’ve had enough battles recently that it wouldn’t be novel for me, but you’re definitely onto something hoss wise
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Damn. Ok no more spoilers, I feel like I'm going to be able to figure it out during the match but that's part of the fun of rumbles.

That may have been wishful thinking because I'm so high on Archer. He's another dude I really want to see get his flowers on a big stage. When I was in the military there was this one channel that randomly showed TNA in the middle of the night and I fucking HATED his shitty guitar hero gimmick. If you've ever watched OSW review, they still call him Tramp Stamp Hoyt because that was the only thing memorable about him back then. He was like a less talented version of Test. I'm not sure what happened in Japan to make it click but I legit think he's one of the best at working big guys in the company now. Even I can't believe I'm about to make this comparison but he reminds me of Taker sometimes and not just because they both do tightrope spots.

They need to bring back Lance Archer’s jobber beatdown entrances lol
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 30, 2022, 03:06:22 PM
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Oh I don't mind it either, I love that shit. Wrestling is so ridiculous in a lot of ways and that's why it's fun. I don't necessarily want guys taking czw bumps on free shows either (especially with how the Jeff Hardy thing played out) but as long as it's Sammy I'm down with it.

Haha Dyingtoliveasaurus looks cool, I just have no real faith in him wrestling interesting singles matches. Maybe he's gotten better at it since LU but he's one of those dudes who I feel like struggles in longer, less choreographed matches. I think he'll be fine and maybe even really good against Hungle Boy because they've been training together for ages but I feel like it could be ugly if he has to be the one to lead the match or work with guys he doesn't know. You could have said all the same things about the undertaker in 1991 though, so it's entirely possible I'm way off on this and he ends up being awesome.

I was giggling at Moxley climbing like broken foot taker too. Gotta lay off them post match lung darts Mox! It had to be awkward celebrating while Daddy Magic and Jericho were still up there selling too.

I kinda want to google the winner but you've actually intrigued me now so I'm not going to. I actually would be cool with it being someone from the lower/mid card that they want to book to hang with Mox and look good the same way they did with Yuta. As long as it's not KOR, Scorpio Sky, or setting up another Lucha Bros main event loss.. Then I'll definitely be pissed haha. I have no idea who was in it so I'm not sure who to pick from but someone like 10 who could have a hoss fight with him would be really cool. I'm assuming they want a heel though so my dark horse pick is..... Lance Archer. Trent would be cool too, but again there's the heel issue. Ok I'm going with Archer or Ten. Give me some beef baby.
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I’ll spoil it enough to say it’s not Archer.   They’ve had enough battles recently that it wouldn’t be novel for me, but you’re definitely onto something hoss wise
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Damn. Ok no more spoilers, I feel like I'm going to be able to figure it out during the match but that's part of the fun of rumbles.

That may have been wishful thinking because I'm so high on Archer. He's another dude I really want to see get his flowers on a big stage. When I was in the military there was this one channel that randomly showed TNA in the middle of the night and I fucking HATED his shitty guitar hero gimmick. If you've ever watched OSW review, they still call him Tramp Stamp Hoyt because that was the only thing memorable about him back then. He was like a less talented version of Test. I'm not sure what happened in Japan to make it click but I legit think he's one of the best at working big guys in the company now. Even I can't believe I'm about to make this comparison but he reminds me of Taker sometimes and not just because they both do tightrope spots.


I agree - I like Lance too and want him to get better than the NJPW he got off Moxley earlier this year.   He’s another one of those guys who doesn’t seem to win much in the big matches,  I but it doesn’t affect his luster
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 30, 2022, 10:41:49 PM
I was out of town so i missed Forbidden Door. Real bummed on that. Can someone send me a link?

I thought I was good to go to make it until the end of Blood and Guts last night. I got real cocky when the BNG match started and I hadn't dozed off yet. So I went ahead and took a giant bong rip and put up the foot rest and reclined my lazyboy. BIG MISTAKE! I missed it. Wifey tried to wake me up for two things. Tay "The Culo" Conti rolling around on the ground with her ass out, and Sammy taking the big bump.

You really don't know what love is until your wife wakes you up and says "Babe, wake up! Tay's ass is completely out"
God I love that woman.

http://watchprowrestling.org/video/watch-aew-x-njpw-forbidden-door-2022-ppv-6-26-22/

Daily motion HD is the best for streaming.. I open all 4 parts in a tab and then just quickly switch to the next one. If you want to straight up download it (best quality but it's a few GB) then use the 1fichier link, the others are either slow or you need a VPN to use in the states.  You can use that site for any of the other shows you miss too.

Yeah I remembered you said you were going to be traveling for the show. I'm legit jealous that you found a chick that watches the matches while you snore on the couch hahaha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 01, 2022, 09:05:28 AM
Yeah I definitely turned her into a fan.

I hadn't watched for a very long time and one night I was flipping channels and was just like "You know what babe, we're going to watch Monday Night Raw tonight. She obviously was not psyched but it happened to be a night a bunch of crazy shit happened. It was the night Rollins turned on the Shield, Bray Wyatt was in his big feud with Cena when he had the kids in the sheeps masks surrounding the ring singing he;s got the whole world in his hands, and some other shit. Obviously as a woman, she was drawn to the relationship/soap opera storylines that were pretty prevalent during that time. She was just like "Oh so this is a soap opera with fights? I'm in"

She hasn't turned back and now has actual formulated opinions on people's work rate and skills. She is one to also go down Wikipedia rabbit holes so she will come out with some crazy factoids every now and then.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 01, 2022, 08:01:15 PM
Yeah I definitely turned her into a fan.

I hadn't watched for a very long time and one night I was flipping channels and was just like "You know what babe, we're going to watch Monday Night Raw tonight. She obviously was not psyched but it happened to be a night a bunch of crazy shit happened. It was the night Rollins turned on the Shield, Bray Wyatt was in his big feud with Cena when he had the kids in the sheeps masks surrounding the ring singing he;s got the whole world in his hands, and some other shit. Obviously as a woman, she was drawn to the relationship/soap opera storylines that were pretty prevalent during that time. She was just like "Oh so this is a soap opera with fights? I'm in"

She hasn't turned back and now has actual formulated opinions on people's work rate and skills. She is one to also go down Wikipedia rabbit holes so she will come out with some crazy factoids every now and then.

Hey dude no offense but can I take your wife on a date?

Seriously that's so cool. I've always described it to non fans as "a soap opera for men" and I'm huge on the Wikipedia wormholes. You should show her the infamous dvdvr sleaze thread that Tony started when he was in college... It's only partially archived sadly but there's more than enough ridiculous shit to keep her (and any other fan) entertained for a while. Ring the Damn Bell's "wrestling with sin" articles are great too, kinda like a shitty blog version of dark side of the ring.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050308041405/http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896&view=all

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/category/wrestling-with-sin/

Watching the rumble right now. Going off Atiba's hints I'm thinking it's gotta be Hobbs or The Butcher. OK Hobbs is gone.. Wait no way, Brody! I'm definitely cool with that and the elimination spot was SICK. Looked like someone subduing their little brother who was throwing a tantrum. He's the kind of meaty sweat hog that I'm totally down to watch fight Mox. Actually I'm kind of pumped. Let's get some big boy energy up in here!

Yoshi Hashi still looks like he just sprinted a mile to see his favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. Really good match though, reminded me of a bullet club bucks match, which I guess makes sense haha.

Marina Shafir sucks and so did that main event. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't slightly enjoy Nyla choking and fish hooking a screaming Toni Storm though.

Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 01, 2022, 08:17:43 PM
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Just got back from Blood and Guts and god damn was it a blast. Wanted to share an angle I got of Sammy’s dive with you:

https://hostingandshizz.tumblr.com/post/688455325374906368
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That’s a rad angle.   Really shows the size of the drop.   How is it watching things through the cage for an hour?

That crowd was so hot at the beginning of the show I could barely hear the commentators!

I had a pretty clear view of the ring closer to me but couldn’t see the one closer to the entrance much at all and had to rely on the screen. The roof spots at the end made the partial coverage worth it.

And yeah, the crowd was hyped! Had lots of friends watching from lots of different seats. AEW is in their stride. The shows are great and you can really tell the wrestlers are enjoying what they’re doing, compared to WWE where it sounds like everyone is waiting to leave or get fired.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 01, 2022, 08:22:30 PM
Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.

It’s Jefferson Starship. From what I heard, he actually used that song pre-AEW and it’s a reference to its use in Wet Hot American Summer, as Paul Rudd’s character in it is the inspiration for Orange Cassidy.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 01, 2022, 11:58:44 PM
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Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.
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It’s Jefferson Starship. From what I heard, he actually used that song pre-AEW and it’s a reference to its use in Wet Hot American Summer, as Paul Rudd’s character in it is the inspiration for Orange Cassidy.

It was too expensive for awhile then a connection finally worked out

Bryan Danielson used to come out to Europe,s Final Countdown but that was too expensive as well.   Maybe some day
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 02, 2022, 01:06:41 AM
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Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.
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It’s Jefferson Starship. From what I heard, he actually used that song pre-AEW and it’s a reference to its use in Wet Hot American Summer, as Paul Rudd’s character in it is the inspiration for Orange Cassidy.

Ahh OK I thought I'd heard it before but couldn't really make it out over the commentary. I kind of hate Paul Rudd though.

So I totally forgot about this when we were doing the mystery opponent thing but... I don't know if Kross is going to ever end up in AEW. At least not as long as he's with Scarlett or Don Callis still has a job there. Apparently Callis and Scarlett fucking hate each other and she accused him of sexual harassment and caused a huge issue backstage in impact. Like, investigators and NDAs huge. It's a lot of he said she said, but it sounds like it might not be the kind of person Tony wants around at the moment.


I think we're going to see Bucks vs FTR for a bunch of belts and the title of "best tag team" at some point soon. I would say the bucks are pretty clearly better and should get the win. I get that a cohesive and dedicated tag team in any form is a novelty these days, but I don't necessarily think FTR is all that special. Yeah they would have fit in back in the territories, but they would have been midcarders back then too. Also I just want it to play out like that so I can hear Cornette's reaction.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2022, 01:17:12 AM
Ftr are too hot to pull that move.   I prefer the bucks like you, but FTR are huge faces (plus I think they want Bucks free for Trios belt when Omega returns)

Love the Jane move came after the Osprey match as that really felt like OC leveled up in peoples eyes.   Thought the Wet Hot connection was just a coincidence but I totally get the Paul Rudd character connection now
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 02, 2022, 05:29:40 AM
Ftr are too hot to pull that move.   I prefer the bucks like you, but FTR are huge faces (plus I think they want Bucks free for Trios belt when Omega returns)

Love the Jane move came after the Osprey match as that really felt like OC leveled up in peoples eyes.   Thought the Wet Hot connection was just a coincidence but I totally get the Paul Rudd character connection now

I was thinking they would do it as a PPV main event or co-main, maybe for All Out. Basically make it out to be the most important tag team match of all time. They could build the Bucks back to tweeners and make it a "we're gonna have a good clean match out of respect for you" kinda ROH style deal, or just have them cheat to win if you want to keep them heel. Either way I don't think it would hurt FTR that much because they're so over. Plus you can always circle back and put the AEW belts on them once they start defending individual belts.

I'm hoping we get some MJF news soon.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2022, 06:08:24 AM
Good timing on MJF to disappear.   Left the focus on other stuff and I kinda forgot about him.   When he returns, it’s gonna be huge.  I wonder if it will work out for him to screw Punk out of the title


Also, did anyone read the article in SI this week about a bunch of people realizing that the Rocks dad (Rocky Johnson) was their dad too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 02, 2022, 07:11:58 AM
Good timing on MJF to disappear.   Left the focus on other stuff and I kinda forgot about him.   When he returns, it’s gonna be huge.  I wonder if it will work out for him to screw Punk out of the title


Also, did anyone read the article in SI this week about a bunch of people realizing that the Rocks dad (Rocky Johnson) was their dad too

No, but that's kinda hilarious. Was he just travelling around the country knocking women up like the Dudley Boyz origin story? Guess we know why Rocky didn't stay in one territory too long now haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2022, 07:53:09 AM
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Good timing on MJF to disappear.   Left the focus on other stuff and I kinda forgot about him.   When he returns, it’s gonna be huge.  I wonder if it will work out for him to screw Punk out of the title


Also, did anyone read the article in SI this week about a bunch of people realizing that the Rocks dad (Rocky Johnson) was their dad too
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No, but that's kinda hilarious. Was he just travelling around the country knocking women up like the Dudley Boyz origin story? Guess we know why Rocky didn't stay in one territory too long now haha.

Hah basically throughout the Canadian territories.   That Dudley connection is hilarious.

https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/06/30/rocky-johnson-the-rock-daily-cover


Survivor Series really should be the Bloodline vs the Love Children
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 03, 2022, 02:45:25 PM
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Good timing on MJF to disappear.   Left the focus on other stuff and I kinda forgot about him.   When he returns, it’s gonna be huge.  I wonder if it will work out for him to screw Punk out of the title


Also, did anyone read the article in SI this week about a bunch of people realizing that the Rocks dad (Rocky Johnson) was their dad too
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No, but that's kinda hilarious. Was he just travelling around the country knocking women up like the Dudley Boyz origin story? Guess we know why Rocky didn't stay in one territory too long now haha.
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Hah basically throughout the Canadian territories.   That Dudley connection is hilarious.

https://www.si.com/wrestling/2022/06/30/rocky-johnson-the-rock-daily-cover


Survivor Series really should be the Bloodline vs the Love Children


Omg that's hilarious. Man everyone was just kind of a piece of shit back then huh? I wonder if that story is buried in TK's old sleaze thread somewhere.


One of my coworkers told me to watch MITB so I'm going to make an attempt just because I want to see jacked up Montez Ford. I fantasize about him vs Dante Martin vs Marq Quen with one of those height meter thingies from the X-games vert ramp on the corner posts. I picked up some Dramamine to cope with the camera cuts. Wish me luck. I'm going in.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2022, 07:08:07 PM
Austin Theory’s facial hair will always make him a heel in my book.  He has such a Cheddar Bob energy to me.   


Cash-ins are so stupid.   Need to just be established as the Summerslam Main Event the way RR feeds Wrestlemania.   Congrats on finally getting the top belt and doing it with the least integrity possible!   And it’s celebrated!    Imagine if that ever happened in boxing or MMA.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 04, 2022, 01:37:30 AM
Austin Theory’s facial hair will always make him a heel in my book.  He has such a Cheddar Bob energy to me.   


Cash-ins are so stupid.   Need to just be established as the Summerslam Main Event the way RR feeds Wrestlemania.   Congrats on finally getting the top belt and doing it with the least integrity possible!   And it’s celebrated!    Imagine if that ever happened in boxing or MMA.

I'll boo him as long as he's named Austin Theory. I don't know why but that name is nails on a chalkboard to me. The facial hair is awful too. Also I'm not entirely comfortable with a muscly young guy being doted on by creepy rich septuagenarian, even in storyline haha.

I actually watched a couple matches. The Usos vs Profits match was good but it wasn't as amazing as I was lead to believe by my buddy. The Women's match was almost really good, but there's such a talent drop off when you get past Becky, Asuka, and to a lesser extent Alexa and it was really evident at certain times. Despite it being sloppy in places I have to admit I had sort of forgotten how good Becky Lynch is and it was nice to be reminded.

In recognition of the holiday I'm going to make today a Great American Bash day. When I was a kid I had one of them on VHS and it was my favorite NWA/WCW tape because it had Sting vs Muta which im sure you can imagine was just about the coolest fucking thing in the world for a 6 year old. I remember Sting being just fucking huge at that point both literally and figuratively, so let's once again all take a moment to appreciate that he's still kicking so much ass. He also might be the most chill evangelical I've ever seen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 05, 2022, 02:15:11 AM
Damn Anna Jay just hasn't had a good match in a while. I just watched her match from elevation last night and it was a bit of a dumpster fire but not really her fault. The other chick had an interesting look but was really bad, so I'm hoping Anna getting fired up and screaming at her to get up was genuine.

Also Satnam Singh wrestled again. I'm warily hopeful about him. He's good for a few high spots but I don't know if he's going to be able to wrestle a full match any time soon. He looked pretty gassed working at that pace so he's probably gonna have to do a lot of rest holds (please please please don't do the fucking claw) or selling on the ropes or in the corner. Have we even seen him sell anything yet? That finisher is really insane though..I don't know if they've named it yet but commentary pointed out that it resembles a helicopter spin so I vote we call it the "Ric Flair bomb".

Haven't watched any of the other matches yet. Bobby did you get to see Big Satty Cool in person? I can't remember if you said if you watched the dark matches or not.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 05, 2022, 02:28:30 AM
I will say Satnam seems to have heaps more personality than Omos or Khali.   Not saying he has a ton of personality, but what he displays is more than those two

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 05, 2022, 06:36:59 AM
I will say Satnam seems to have heaps more personality than Omos or Khali.   Not saying he has a ton of personality, but what he displays is more than those two

Alright I watched the rest of it.

That thigh slap and point thing he does looks pretty cool. I love his gear too, but I'm a sucker for black and gold. I still don't see anyone except jobbers taking that bump though.

Does anyone else find it funny that the Best Friends wrestled a guy named Broner?

Had to laugh at the crowd having no idea who Yuka was and Tony sounding like he very much knew, but in a sort of creepy way. Speaking of creepy, Laynie Luck might make the list if she becomes a regular. She's got a hell of an Instagram.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 05, 2022, 01:13:04 PM
Haven't watched any of the other matches yet. Bobby did you get to see Big Satty Cool in person? I can't remember if you said if you watched the dark matches or not.

Aw man I got there shortly after his match ended and I’m bummed about it. Partially because I want to see how fuckin’ huge that guy looks in person but mostly because the dudes he beat are local guys I watch live all the time, Ren “Swag Champ” Jones being one of my favorites.

On that note, I’m not sure I ever brought it up in here but I go to a local indie show called Sanctuary Fight Club every month. It’s at a punk/hardcore/metal venue where the ceiling is about 4 feet over the top rope and all the wrestlers are legitimately great. Their championship belt is always held under falls count anywhere rules and they always use the whole venue each time. It’s a blast. Ren Jones once accidentally suicidad a woman standing right next to me there.

Here’s a little recap they made of the last show I saw there:

http://www.instagram.com/tv/CcTqty3jEFh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 05, 2022, 06:29:26 PM
Anyone watch Control Your Narrative yet?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 06, 2022, 01:42:35 AM
Anyone watch Control Your Narrative yet?

Hahaha. Nah.

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Haven't watched any of the other matches yet. Bobby did you get to see Big Satty Cool in person? I can't remember if you said if you watched the dark matches or not.
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Aw man I got there shortly after his match ended and I’m bummed about it. Partially because I want to see how fuckin’ huge that guy looks in person but mostly because the dudes he beat are local guys I watch live all the time, Ren “Swag Champ” Jones being one of my favorites.

On that note, I’m not sure I ever brought it up in here but I go to a local indie show called Sanctuary Fight Club every month. It’s at a punk/hardcore/metal venue where the ceiling is about 4 feet over the top rope and all the wrestlers are legitimately great. Their championship belt is always held under falls count anywhere rules and they always use the whole venue each time. It’s a blast. Ren Jones once accidentally suicidad a woman standing right next to me there.

Here’s a little recap they made of the last show I saw there:

http://www.instagram.com/tv/CcTqty3jEFh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Yo that place looks rad. Indy bar wrestling definitely teaches you how to connect with the audience in a really cool way. I would totally go see a show there. We have IWC who are more of a traditional northeast high school gym indy fed so you can imagine what kind of crowd that draws. There's a lot of very nice but very fuckin awkward people haha.

Satnam wrestled on dark again. The jobber was like "fuck this shit I'm not taking that bump" and grabbed on when he picked him up for the Ric Flair bomb so the man called Singh just gave him a pretty fucking gnarly looking powerbomb instead. He looked really pissed about it and Jay Lethal was cracking up after the match. Totally worth checking out if you haven't already seen it. He also does a big boot and I had to laugh because he like barely picks his leg up and hes at head level.

Also I always forget about this guy but Bear Boulder is kind of cool. He's got that classic big man build (John Tenta, Vader, Tugboat/shockmaster etc) and moves pretty well. He's not amazing or anything but he can run the ropes and seems like he has a bunch of strongman spots. He's vanilla as fuck right now but put him in a silent hulking monster role like Braun and I bet he would get over Braun did.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 06, 2022, 04:44:10 AM
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Yeah I definitely turned her into a fan.

I hadn't watched for a very long time and one night I was flipping channels and was just like "You know what babe, we're going to watch Monday Night Raw tonight. She obviously was not psyched but it happened to be a night a bunch of crazy shit happened. It was the night Rollins turned on the Shield, Bray Wyatt was in his big feud with Cena when he had the kids in the sheeps masks surrounding the ring singing he;s got the whole world in his hands, and some other shit. Obviously as a woman, she was drawn to the relationship/soap opera storylines that were pretty prevalent during that time. She was just like "Oh so this is a soap opera with fights? I'm in"

She hasn't turned back and now has actual formulated opinions on people's work rate and skills. She is one to also go down Wikipedia rabbit holes so she will come out with some crazy factoids every now and then.
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Hey dude no offense but can I take your wife on a date?

Seriously that's so cool. I've always described it to non fans as "a soap opera for men" and I'm huge on the Wikipedia wormholes. You should show her the infamous dvdvr sleaze thread that Tony started when he was in college... It's only partially archived sadly but there's more than enough ridiculous shit to keep her (and any other fan) entertained for a while. Ring the Damn Bell's "wrestling with sin" articles are great too, kinda like a shitty blog version of dark side of the ring.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050308041405/http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896&view=all

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/category/wrestling-with-sin/

Watching the rumble right now. Going off Atiba's hints I'm thinking it's gotta be Hobbs or The Butcher. OK Hobbs is gone.. Wait no way, Brody! I'm definitely cool with that and the elimination spot was SICK. Looked like someone subduing their little brother who was throwing a tantrum. He's the kind of meaty sweat hog that I'm totally down to watch fight Mox. Actually I'm kind of pumped. Let's get some big boy energy up in here!

Yoshi Hashi still looks like he just sprinted a mile to see his favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. Really good match though, reminded me of a bullet club bucks match, which I guess makes sense haha.

Marina Shafir sucks and so did that main event. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't slightly enjoy Nyla choking and fish hooking a screaming Toni Storm though.

Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.

Yes. I found a real winner. Appreciate the sentiment, but you can not take her out. If you ever find yourself in Tampa though, we will take you out. I'm gonna try hard to not smoke too much before 8pm tonight. Really make a go at staying up until 10.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 06, 2022, 04:49:07 AM
Also been listening to the new OC entrance song and I can't believe I forgot about that song. It's so fucking good. Jefferson Starship had some bangers for sure.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 06:47:22 AM
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Anyone watch Control Your Narrative yet?
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Hahaha. Nah.

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Haven't watched any of the other matches yet. Bobby did you get to see Big Satty Cool in person? I can't remember if you said if you watched the dark matches or not.
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Aw man I got there shortly after his match ended and I’m bummed about it. Partially because I want to see how fuckin’ huge that guy looks in person but mostly because the dudes he beat are local guys I watch live all the time, Ren “Swag Champ” Jones being one of my favorites.

On that note, I’m not sure I ever brought it up in here but I go to a local indie show called Sanctuary Fight Club every month. It’s at a punk/hardcore/metal venue where the ceiling is about 4 feet over the top rope and all the wrestlers are legitimately great. Their championship belt is always held under falls count anywhere rules and they always use the whole venue each time. It’s a blast. Ren Jones once accidentally suicidad a woman standing right next to me there.

Here’s a little recap they made of the last show I saw there:

http://www.instagram.com/tv/CcTqty3jEFh/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Yo that place looks rad. Indy bar wrestling definitely teaches you how to connect with the audience in a really cool way. I would totally go see a show there. We have IWC who are more of a traditional northeast high school gym indy fed so you can imagine what kind of crowd that draws. There's a lot of very nice but very fuckin awkward people haha.

Satnam wrestled on dark again. The jobber was like "fuck this shit I'm not taking that bump" and grabbed on when he picked him up for the Ric Flair bomb so the man called Singh just gave him a pretty fucking gnarly looking powerbomb instead. He looked really pissed about it and Jay Lethal was cracking up after the match. Totally worth checking out if you haven't already seen it. He also does a big boot and I had to laugh because he like barely picks his leg up and hes at head level.

Also I always forget about this guy but Bear Boulder is kind of cool. He's got that classic big man build (John Tenta, Vader, Tugboat/shockmaster etc) and moves pretty well. He's not amazing or anything but he can run the ropes and seems like he has a bunch of strongman spots. He's vanilla as fuck right now but put him in a silent hulking monster role like Braun and I bet he would get over Braun did.

Reminds me of this.

https://youtu.be/thCQFZdpCok (https://youtu.be/thCQFZdpCok)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 07:41:46 AM
The real Forbidden Door. I hope this happens. List your dream matches.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2022/07/06/tony-khan-open-to-aew-and-wwe-super-show/amp/ (https://www.forbes.com/sites/blakeoestriecher/2022/07/06/tony-khan-open-to-aew-and-wwe-super-show/amp/)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 06, 2022, 07:46:02 AM
WOW!

So much bad in that video.

Sid was just awful. He fell on his own move. HAHHAHA

And man, if I were the skyscrapers, Mr. Blackwell would have gotten his ass kicked in the locker room for the no-selling he did. He popped right up after every move with no look of pain. Even the finish!

I'll never forget the Sid promo where he tries to start over and Mean Gene has to tell him they are live. His look and character should really be one of the all time greats but he was just so bad at wrestling.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 06, 2022, 07:49:45 AM
Whoops didn't look at the full title of the video. Dude got what he deserved. Notice they weren't going after The Avalanche.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 06, 2022, 08:03:45 AM
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Yeah I definitely turned her into a fan.

I hadn't watched for a very long time and one night I was flipping channels and was just like "You know what babe, we're going to watch Monday Night Raw tonight. She obviously was not psyched but it happened to be a night a bunch of crazy shit happened. It was the night Rollins turned on the Shield, Bray Wyatt was in his big feud with Cena when he had the kids in the sheeps masks surrounding the ring singing he;s got the whole world in his hands, and some other shit. Obviously as a woman, she was drawn to the relationship/soap opera storylines that were pretty prevalent during that time. She was just like "Oh so this is a soap opera with fights? I'm in"

She hasn't turned back and now has actual formulated opinions on people's work rate and skills. She is one to also go down Wikipedia rabbit holes so she will come out with some crazy factoids every now and then.
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Hey dude no offense but can I take your wife on a date?

Seriously that's so cool. I've always described it to non fans as "a soap opera for men" and I'm huge on the Wikipedia wormholes. You should show her the infamous dvdvr sleaze thread that Tony started when he was in college... It's only partially archived sadly but there's more than enough ridiculous shit to keep her (and any other fan) entertained for a while. Ring the Damn Bell's "wrestling with sin" articles are great too, kinda like a shitty blog version of dark side of the ring.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050308041405/http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896&view=all

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/category/wrestling-with-sin/

Watching the rumble right now. Going off Atiba's hints I'm thinking it's gotta be Hobbs or The Butcher. OK Hobbs is gone.. Wait no way, Brody! I'm definitely cool with that and the elimination spot was SICK. Looked like someone subduing their little brother who was throwing a tantrum. He's the kind of meaty sweat hog that I'm totally down to watch fight Mox. Actually I'm kind of pumped. Let's get some big boy energy up in here!

Yoshi Hashi still looks like he just sprinted a mile to see his favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. Really good match though, reminded me of a bullet club bucks match, which I guess makes sense haha.

Marina Shafir sucks and so did that main event. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't slightly enjoy Nyla choking and fish hooking a screaming Toni Storm though.

Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.
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Yes. I found a real winner. Appreciate the sentiment, but you can not take her out. If you ever find yourself in Tampa though, we will take you out. I'm gonna try hard to not smoke too much before 8pm tonight. Really make a go at staying up until 10.

Hahaha dude you for sure did, and so did she. I'll return the offer if you're ever in Pittsburgh!

I have major dental surgery coming up and took yesterday off because I had an appointment so I totally forgot today was Wednesday.

Just checked the card for tonight and holy shit we get Wardlow vs Scorpio Sky for the TNT title! I really, really hope they pull the trigger on a title change if for no other reason than they need to get the belt off Sky before he kills it completely. I'm sorry Tony, I know he's you and the bucks' boy but he's just not that good. He's only ever gotten over by proxy, first with teaming with some of the most respected wrestlers of the indy generation and then by letting Dan Lambert talk for him and that weird couple of weeks where people cheered him just because he was wrestling Sammy.

We're also getting Mox vs Brody, let's see if Mox blades from a body slam this week. Christian will also be cutting a turtleneck promo on Hungle Boy which is fun.

I usually try to take a nap when I get home but Im home by 230 most days so I have a lot of time to kill. It also doesn't always work haha. As long as I'm not smoking like some super indica powerhouse I can usually make it the whole 2 hours, but I have my strain lineup pretty well dialed in right now.

I listened to the OC theme in the shower this morning. It really is a great tune haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 08:19:56 AM
WOW!

So much bad in that video.

Sid was just awful. He fell on his own move. HAHHAHA

And man, if I were the skyscrapers, Mr. Blackwell would have gotten his ass kicked in the locker room for the no-selling he did. He popped right up after every move with no look of pain. Even the finish!

I'll never forget the Sid promo where he tries to start over and Mean Gene has to tell him they are live. His look and character should really be one of the all time greats but he was just so bad at wrestling.

Apparently the beatdown was much worse when they got to the locker room.

Even Teddy long was egging them on.

Lives are gonna fade in Waylon Mercy’s hands. Know what I mean?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 06, 2022, 09:08:19 AM
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Yeah I definitely turned her into a fan.

I hadn't watched for a very long time and one night I was flipping channels and was just like "You know what babe, we're going to watch Monday Night Raw tonight. She obviously was not psyched but it happened to be a night a bunch of crazy shit happened. It was the night Rollins turned on the Shield, Bray Wyatt was in his big feud with Cena when he had the kids in the sheeps masks surrounding the ring singing he;s got the whole world in his hands, and some other shit. Obviously as a woman, she was drawn to the relationship/soap opera storylines that were pretty prevalent during that time. She was just like "Oh so this is a soap opera with fights? I'm in"

She hasn't turned back and now has actual formulated opinions on people's work rate and skills. She is one to also go down Wikipedia rabbit holes so she will come out with some crazy factoids every now and then.
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Hey dude no offense but can I take your wife on a date?

Seriously that's so cool. I've always described it to non fans as "a soap opera for men" and I'm huge on the Wikipedia wormholes. You should show her the infamous dvdvr sleaze thread that Tony started when he was in college... It's only partially archived sadly but there's more than enough ridiculous shit to keep her (and any other fan) entertained for a while. Ring the Damn Bell's "wrestling with sin" articles are great too, kinda like a shitty blog version of dark side of the ring.

https://web.archive.org/web/20050308041405/http://board.deathvalleydriver.com/index.php?showtopic=19896&view=all

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/category/wrestling-with-sin/

Watching the rumble right now. Going off Atiba's hints I'm thinking it's gotta be Hobbs or The Butcher. OK Hobbs is gone.. Wait no way, Brody! I'm definitely cool with that and the elimination spot was SICK. Looked like someone subduing their little brother who was throwing a tantrum. He's the kind of meaty sweat hog that I'm totally down to watch fight Mox. Actually I'm kind of pumped. Let's get some big boy energy up in here!

Yoshi Hashi still looks like he just sprinted a mile to see his favorite ninja turtle, Donatello. Really good match though, reminded me of a bullet club bucks match, which I guess makes sense haha.

Marina Shafir sucks and so did that main event. I'd be a liar if I said I didn't slightly enjoy Nyla choking and fish hooking a screaming Toni Storm though.

Anyone else think OCs new theme is a fucking banger? It sounds like an unreleased ELO song.
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Yes. I found a real winner. Appreciate the sentiment, but you can not take her out. If you ever find yourself in Tampa though, we will take you out. I'm gonna try hard to not smoke too much before 8pm tonight. Really make a go at staying up until 10.
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Hahaha dude you for sure did, and so did she. I'll return the offer if you're ever in Pittsburgh!

I have major dental surgery coming up and took yesterday off because I had an appointment so I totally forgot today was Wednesday.

Just checked the card for tonight and holy shit we get Wardlow vs Scorpio Sky for the TNT title! I really, really hope they pull the trigger on a title change if for no other reason than they need to get the belt off Sky before he kills it completely. I'm sorry Tony, I know he's you and the bucks' boy but he's just not that good. He's only ever gotten over by proxy, first with teaming with some of the most respected wrestlers of the indy generation and then by letting Dan Lambert talk for him and that weird couple of weeks where people cheered him just because he was wrestling Sammy.

We're also getting Mox vs Brody, let's see if Mox blades from a body slam this week. Christian will also be cutting a turtleneck promo on Hungle Boy which is fun.

I usually try to take a nap when I get home but Im home by 230 most days so I have a lot of time to kill. It also doesn't always work haha. As long as I'm not smoking like some super indica powerhouse I can usually make it the whole 2 hours, but I have my strain lineup pretty well dialed in right now.

I listened to the OC theme in the shower this morning. It really is a great tune haha.



Has Jane been used in a skate part?   I can imagine Digital or something like that wasting it on some throwaway skating that doesn’t deserve it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 06, 2022, 10:53:15 AM
Hahahaha I love that Spivey shoot squash. What the fuck was Lodi's dad thinking?

I always remember Dr. Death breaking Steve Ray in half and Saturn trying to kill Mike Bell. I'm trying to think of other ones... Koji Kitao trying to eye gouge Earthquake, backing down because he knew he couldnt win straight up, and then getting on the mic and exposing the business in Japan was notable at one point. I know I'm missing a few others.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 11:11:02 AM
Hahahaha I love that Spivey shoot squash. What the fuck was Lodi's dad thinking?

I always remember Dr. Death breaking Steve Ray in half and Saturn trying to kill Mike Bell. I'm trying to think of other ones... Koji Kitao trying to eye gouge Earthquake, backing down because he knew he couldnt win straight up, and then getting on the mic and exposing the business in Japan was notable at one point. I know I'm missing a few others.

Koko shooting on this jobber.

https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0 (https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0)

Acolytes vs Public Enemy mugging

 https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk  (https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk)

Great Sasuke vs Dirt Bike Kid

https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro (https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 06, 2022, 12:41:49 PM
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Hahahaha I love that Spivey shoot squash. What the fuck was Lodi's dad thinking?

I always remember Dr. Death breaking Steve Ray in half and Saturn trying to kill Mike Bell. I'm trying to think of other ones... Koji Kitao trying to eye gouge Earthquake, backing down because he knew he couldnt win straight up, and then getting on the mic and exposing the business in Japan was notable at one point. I know I'm missing a few others.
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Koko shooting on this jobber.

https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0 (https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0)

Acolytes vs Public Enemy mugging

 https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk  (https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk)

Great Sasuke vs Dirt Bike Kid

https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro (https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro)

Oh my god I forgot how awesome Sasuke vs dirtbag skid is. Sasuke is a fucking legend, show some respect you fucking chav.

There's also Akira Maeda kicking the everloving fuck out of Riki Choshu while hes putting someone in a sharpshooter from old new Japan but the one I knew I was forgetting is one of the funniest ones - The great Antonio vs Antonio Inoki. Inoki just has enough of his shit and goes straight into pimp beatdown mode.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19xyfr

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 01:03:10 PM
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Hahahaha I love that Spivey shoot squash. What the fuck was Lodi's dad thinking?

I always remember Dr. Death breaking Steve Ray in half and Saturn trying to kill Mike Bell. I'm trying to think of other ones... Koji Kitao trying to eye gouge Earthquake, backing down because he knew he couldnt win straight up, and then getting on the mic and exposing the business in Japan was notable at one point. I know I'm missing a few others.
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Koko shooting on this jobber.

https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0 (https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0)

Acolytes vs Public Enemy mugging

 https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk  (https://youtu.be/wSarumsUqWk)

Great Sasuke vs Dirt Bike Kid

https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro (https://youtu.be/kBtTeNoSYro)
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Oh my god I forgot how awesome Sasuke vs dirtbag skid is. Sasuke is a fucking legend, show some respect you fucking chav.

There's also Akira Maeda kicking the everloving fuck out of Riki Choshu while hes putting someone in a sharpshooter from old new Japan but the one I knew I was forgetting is one of the funniest ones - The great Antonio vs Antonio Inoki. Inoki just has enough of his shit and goes straight into pimp beatdown mode.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19xyfr

The Acolyte - Public Enemy mugging was great since it involved one of my all-time favorite wrestlers who was legitimately feared backstage…and JBL too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 06, 2022, 03:07:32 PM

The Acolyte - Public Enemy mugging was great since it involved one of my all-time favorite wrestlers who was legitimately feared backstage…and JBL too.

Part of my recent obsession with late 80s-early 90's WCW PPVs and supercards has been getting to truly appreciate prime Ron Simmons. First with Doom, where they did an unmasking angle as if everyone couldn't tell who the two ridiculously jacked black dudes doing powerslams were, and then his eventual title run.

I know he eventually found a niche but man the fed fucked his booking up so bad. Remember the ridiculous gladiator gimmick? Vince really had a fetish for muscly dudes dressed up as Romans back in the 90s didn't he?

Also had the only spinebuster that I would put in the same class as Arn.


Fuck JBL.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 06, 2022, 07:34:25 PM
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Part of my recent obsession with late 80s-early 90's WCW PPVs and supercards has been getting to truly appreciate prime Ron Simmons. First with Doom, where they did an unmasking angle as if everyone couldn't tell who the two ridiculously jacked black dudes doing powerslams were, and then his eventual title run.

I know he eventually found a niche but man the fed fucked his booking up so bad. Remember the ridiculous gladiator gimmick? Vince really had a fetish for muscly dudes dressed up as Romans back in the 90s didn't he?

Also had the only spinebuster that I would put in the same class as Arn.


Fuck JBL.

Ron, Arn, and CW Anderson had a great turnaround spinebuster.

Ahmed Johnson had a pretty good straightforward spinebuster.

Ron Simmons is in my top 5 all-time. I had his Galoob WCW figure as part of the Doom two pack.

APA Ron Simmons was great. I was pretty hyped on Nation Ron too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 06, 2022, 08:02:01 PM
Powerhouse Hobbs used to show off a reeeal nice one in the beginning of his run
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 07, 2022, 09:57:56 AM
Decent episode last night. I wish they would stop putting title matches on first, I almost always miss at least some of it. Weekly ramblings:

- Glad they pulled the trigger on Wardlow. That pop was awesome. I figured he was winning as soon as he hit the Swanton the way he did... definitely added some extra pepper to it this week haha. Let's hope he has a solid reign, though im already wondering who's gonna beat him haha.

- the dark order thing was a little bit cringey in spots but I liked it, the pop Hangman got shows exactly why he should have the belt. If the punk thing doesn't end with MJF beating him for the belt then I'm going to always hate that decision.

-  Rush's mask looks fucking ridiculous, especially with his gear. He looks like a painter who found a creepy sex mask in the attic of a job and is trying it on to make his buddies laugh.. Did they seriously just job Penta out to the new guy? You had all that gaga at ringside and couldn't do a double dq or count out? Unfuckingbelievable how they treat one of the best wrestlers on their roster. 

- Ass Boys vs Acclaimed is super fun because the acclaimed is basically the modern NAO. That spot with the hurt and confused Bowens trying to scissor daddy ass was top shelf sports entertainment.

- Marina Shafir looked pretty bad again. JR saying she's going to be a future star is the clearest sign of his dementia he's shown yet.

- Main event was sick. I fell asleep but went back and watched it when I woke up. That one Brody chop sounded like a fucking firecracker. Obviously the result was never in doubt but still it was pretty good and I usually don't particularly care for Moxley matches. I think the elbows look hokey as shit when he does them though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 07, 2022, 12:31:11 PM
I'm very happy to report that I stayed awake for the entire episode of Dynamite.

Like my friend Mr. Rapedick, I missed the first half of the TNT title match because I was finishing the last episode of Stranger Things, which was a fucking BANGER.

If QT and -1 actually wrestle in a few years then Tony Khan is the greatest booker of all time. Also interesting that Evil Uno said "the six of us are going nowhere" and Bray Wyatt recently trademarked the name "Wyatt 6." HMMMMMM.......... I feel like that would be the only spot I would like to see Bray come in for. The pop for Hangman is still so strong. The fact that they are keeping the belt on CM punk and doing all this interum shit has to mean they have something huge planned for when Punk drops the belt, hopefully to MJF. Then Punk can go away.

Wifey loves her some Hangman, but she refuses to scissor me. Even when i say "Scissor me phatty ass!!!!!" She fucking hates it but it pops me so hard.

It is actually starting to piss me off how they treat the Lucha Bros. Penta's gimmick don't work if he keeps losing. Kinda funy that Fenix and Malakai just watched the two managers go at it and didn't get involved.

Holy shit Fuego del Sol is small as fuck and I never realized it. He should have had a blood fued with Marko Stunt or Serena Deeb.

Shafir is trash.

Brody is so fucking big and gnarly but I hate that he has a nice haircut. He just looks like a nice guy hipster barber that drinks exactly 2 IPA's after work. Need a little more Bruiser Brody and a lot less Brody Jenner.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 07, 2022, 02:48:12 PM
This isn’t WWE they aren’t going to have the new guy lose or do DQs or Double Count outs except in rare instances.   Penta and Rey keep losing dirty to Los Ingobernales bc Rush and Andrade keep pulling shit like taking their masks off.    It’s building to that being a stipulation in some match between the 4 of them that will definitely be a MOTY candidate. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 07, 2022, 06:28:51 PM

Wifey loves her some Hangman, but she refuses to scissor me. Even when i say "Scissor me phatty ass!!!!!" She fucking hates it but it pops me so hard.




Dude. You might be the world champ of ass related wrestling puns. I have so much respect for that.

Hangman has Brett's attitude, Shawn's charisma, and Sunny's looks (too soon to joke about them both having a drinking problem?). Add an awesome theme and a gimmick that resonates with the audience and you have the perfect babyface, so wifey definitely knows how to pick em.

Kinda scared Wardlow is gonna fizzle out, but he's proven me wrong every time I've doubted him. Hopefully he can elevate the belt back where it belongs.

QT is one of my favorite parts of dark a lot of weeks. It's classic, timeless heel shtick and it gets me every time. I don't know if QT will still be actively competing by the time -1 is 19, but I would not be at all surprised if he ends up training him (assuming he wants to wrestle). Maybe he'll just do the Tim Storm thing where his head looks 60 but his body looks 40.

Man the Bray coming in and taking over the dark order thing is like a fantasy of mine at this point haha. I can't even imagine the pop he would get if there was a genuine surprise appearance. I would absolutely lose my shit. I feel like realistically he ends up back in WWE on a deal for less money and way less dates or tries to start his own thing... Which is going really well for authors of pain and the CYN crew hahaha..

I genuinely think Fuego and Serpentico could trade masks and gear and no one would notice.

The lucha Bros thing is really pissing me off. Especially with how good they are and how important they were to getting the company off the ground. At least give them some squash matches on tv... Fenix has a losing record overall and they're 1-3 as a tag team. If they job them out to the ass boys I might lose my mind.

I'm stealing that Brody Jenner line btw.

So I was sitting here with an old WCW tv from 1987 on and I look up and see a tag match this dude who looks exactly like a modern indy guy going for a "cool 80s wrestler" look and thought I vaguely recognized him. Then they said the name Chris Champion so I looked him up... It's fucking Yoshi Kwan! Here's the fucked up thing about him looking like a modern indy guy....apparently his gimmick was that he was a time traveler hahaha.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 08, 2022, 08:52:48 AM
Do any of you guys collect wrestling shit? I'd love to see some sick displays. I'll take some photos of my shit to post as well. My prized wrestling possession is probably a carded OG New Jack ECW figure that he signed for me maybe a month before he died. He was the scariest gentlemen I ever met.

RAW is in Tampa next week and I'm debating heavily if I even want to go. Could probably get in free. Last year at Wrestlemania I hung out afterwards with my rolling rack and about 50 wrestling tees. Ended up making enough money for a nice little post Wrestlemania strip club visit. I'll probably just do that and save myself the agony of actually having to watch an entire RAW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 08, 2022, 02:08:05 PM
Do any of you guys collect wrestling shit? I'd love to see some sick displays. I'll take some photos of my shit to post as well. My prized wrestling possession is probably a carded OG New Jack ECW figure that he signed for me maybe a month before he died. He was the scariest gentlemen I ever met.

RAW is in Tampa next week and I'm debating heavily if I even want to go. Could probably get in free. Last year at Wrestlemania I hung out afterwards with my rolling rack and about 50 wrestling tees. Ended up making enough money for a nice little post Wrestlemania strip club visit. I'll probably just do that and save myself the agony of actually having to watch an entire RAW.

Not properly. I should. I remember you showing me your collage album and it was so awesome. I'm thinking of buying a box of Apter mags off ebay just to thumb through. I do have a few things but they're mostly buried in storage. Oh, I have some NWO wolfpack and Goldberg boxers...I'll take pics next time I find them haha.

I would love to see that New Jack figure! You know how I feel about ECW. That shit is like foundational to the person I became. My first email address and AIM screen name was related to the Gangstas and my first password was something to do with Balls Mahoney and Axl Rotten haha.

Live wrestling is always fun, and at least you don't have to deal with the camera cuts in person. If its free and you can hustle the lot then I'd say go for it, but I don't know if I could get excited about Raw right now either. I'd say look at the card but who the fuck knows what kind of show you'll get with WWE these days.

Edit - HOLY SHIT. Ok maybe you should go, this is now going to be an infamous raw one way or the other. Jesus christ Vince, $12 million? And 7.5 of that was to a former wrestler he "coerced into oral sex" and then demoted and didn't renew her contract when she wouldn't play with his saggy old balls again. Anyone got a name yet? Atiba?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on July 08, 2022, 08:08:41 PM
I popped huge for the straight punch to the dick by Danhausen instead of the usual uppercut thru the legs or "inner thigh shot" as Jericho called it in his book.

Tony Neese really impressed me with his selling of the 3x dots I knew he could work but he made it look phenomenal, I wish it finished the match
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 08, 2022, 09:47:05 PM
I popped huge for the straight punch to the dick by Danhausen instead of the usual uppercut thru the legs or "inner thigh shot" as Jericho called it in his book.

Tony Neese really impressed me with his selling of the 3x dots I knew he could work but he made it look phenomenal, I wish it finished the match


Haha I loved that “7-10 split” punch too!

That orange punch/sell was maybe the best execution of that move I’ve ever seen.   Those two guys put on a hell of a match.   I love that Nese was picked up bc they knew he has talent enough to be on tv even if he isn’t a main eventer
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2022, 02:04:36 AM
So the next step on the Jericho does Funk deathmatch tour is going to be a good old fashioned barbed wire match? I can definitely get behind that.

Serena Deebs music does not fit her at all hahahaha.

Haha JR's personal crusade against not making a proper cover and Tony trolling him is hilarious. Quite the little thinly veiled shot at Cornette during the OC match too.

I see Nese as like a Chris Sabin type. He's so good in ring he'll easily get over in smaller promotions but his character is just so generic it's an uphill fight in an arena setting. Hopefully they give him something better, he's definitely got the physical ability. He gets some really nice height on those springboard moonsault.

Might be controversial but I didn't like Eddie and Takeshita. It felt really uneven. Like they would just do a few moves then double down and sell, then get up and no sell a huge strike just to transition into the next spot and then lay down and sell for 30 seconds again. Just never really got into this one.


This Vince stuff is absolutely wild. I think he might be done, although he's going to have to do it voluntarily to try and save face. He owns like 85% of the voting power so it would be very difficult to force him out. I really hope shit keeps coming out and this completely changes the WWE culture. Brett Hart must be sitting at home with the biggest smile on his face right now.

Like I know Vince had a rough childhood, but man this dude turned out to be a real cynical piece of shit human being. Kinda hilarious he paid 3x as much for a BJ as he did for WCW though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: nonickname on July 10, 2022, 05:38:07 AM
Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on July 10, 2022, 09:30:01 AM
Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.
How genuine his reaction. Kevin owens seems very down to earth. Haha dudes coworkers seemed to downplay his true passion and he’s just stuck as an NHL commentator as a job.
Dude was as red as tomato 🤣
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 10, 2022, 05:52:56 PM
Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.

Hahahaha this is awesome. Thanks. Boudreau impressions and jokes were the hottest thing around Pittsburgh for a while after the Pens vs Caps 24/7 so this is hilarious. There was like a month where you couldn't mention donuts or ice cream without a bunch of high pitched fucks thrown in.

Love KO. I know you said you're not a wrestling guy, but I assume you're aware of Stone Cold Steve Austin and how big of a deal he is? This is the guy who he chose to come out of retirement to wrestle at this year's Wrestlemania and they put on a match that was far better than it had any right to be.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: nonickname on July 10, 2022, 09:09:40 PM
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Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.
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Hahahaha this is awesome. Thanks. Boudreau impressions and jokes were the hottest thing around Pittsburgh for a while after the Pens vs Caps 24/7 so this is hilarious. There was like a month where you couldn't mention donuts or ice cream without a bunch of high pitched fucks thrown in.

Love KO. I know you said you're not a wrestling guy, but I assume you're aware of Stone Cold Steve Austin and how big of a deal he is? This is the guy who he chose to come out of retirement to wrestle at this year's Wrestlemania and they put on a match that was far better than it had any right to be.

Yep, I know SCSA, but didn't know he still was in the business - as now he's doing laundry commercials (albeit clever ones).

Bruce Boudreau just seems like an all around awesome guy. Glad you got a kick out of the clip.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on July 10, 2022, 11:03:02 PM
Is there any examples of a jobber shooting on a big dog?  I always felt bad for those guys…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 11, 2022, 12:22:25 AM
Is there any examples of a jobber shooting on a big dog?  I always felt bad for those guys…..

Closest I can think is a contestant on Tough Enough putting Kurt Angle in a legit hold on Smackdown


http://youtu.be/ewQZR2ecN4U (http://youtu.be/ewQZR2ecN4U)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 11, 2022, 02:00:33 AM
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Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.
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Hahahaha this is awesome. Thanks. Boudreau impressions and jokes were the hottest thing around Pittsburgh for a while after the Pens vs Caps 24/7 so this is hilarious. There was like a month where you couldn't mention donuts or ice cream without a bunch of high pitched fucks thrown in.

Love KO. I know you said you're not a wrestling guy, but I assume you're aware of Stone Cold Steve Austin and how big of a deal he is? This is the guy who he chose to come out of retirement to wrestle at this year's Wrestlemania and they put on a match that was far better than it had any right to be.
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Yep, I know SCSA, but didn't know he still was in the business - as now he's doing laundry commercials (albeit clever ones).

Bruce Boudreau just seems like an all around awesome guy. Glad you got a kick out of the clip.

Hahaha SCSA isn't really in the business proper anymore, but one of the interesting things about his career was that no one really knew that his match against the Rock at Wrestlemania 03 was going to be his last match. He was pretty much forced into retirement by neck problems and didn't get the flowers and tears send-off he deserved. 

Coming into this year's Wrestlemania it was believed that his neck is still pretty fucked and WWE was deliberately vague about his appearance (they only advertised it as a "segment with Stone Cold") so even up to the night of the match there was a sizeable part of the crowd that didn't believe he was actually going to wrestle. When he walked through the curtain and everyone realized that he was wearing his knee braces and thus likely to get physical the crowd went absolutely bonkers. Even at that point I think most of us were expecting him to do a couple stunners, drink some beers, ask for a few hell yeahs, and call it day. What we got was a full 10 minute throwback to the attitude era, complete with a brawl through the crowd, and some of the most fun I've had watching wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 11, 2022, 06:08:03 AM
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Full disclosure I'm not a wrestling guy so maybe this is already known - but at the recent NHL draft the head coach of the Canucks, Bruce Boudreau, was set up to meet one of his favorite wrestlers and his reaction and their chat was so damn cute/fun/joyful. Not sure if this would have got any airplay in the States so here's a link with a vid embedded (also has a quick clip of him being asked about wresting during an NHL interview).

https://www.google.com/amp/s/ca.sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/news/bruce-boudreau-shocked-to-meet-favourite-wrestler-at-nhl-draft-205845115.html

Have a great weekend everyone.
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Hahahaha this is awesome. Thanks. Boudreau impressions and jokes were the hottest thing around Pittsburgh for a while after the Pens vs Caps 24/7 so this is hilarious. There was like a month where you couldn't mention donuts or ice cream without a bunch of high pitched fucks thrown in.

Love KO. I know you said you're not a wrestling guy, but I assume you're aware of Stone Cold Steve Austin and how big of a deal he is? This is the guy who he chose to come out of retirement to wrestle at this year's Wrestlemania and they put on a match that was far better than it had any right to be.
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Yep, I know SCSA, but didn't know he still was in the business - as now he's doing laundry commercials (albeit clever ones).

Bruce Boudreau just seems like an all around awesome guy. Glad you got a kick out of the clip.
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Hahaha SCSA isn't really in the business proper anymore, but one of the interesting things about his career was that no one really knew that his match against the Rock at Wrestlemania 03 was going to be his last match. He was pretty much forced into retirement by neck problems and didn't get the flowers and tears send-off he deserved. 

Coming into this year's Wrestlemania it was believed that his neck is still pretty fucked and WWE was deliberately vague about his appearance (they only advertised it as a "segment with Stone Cold") so even up to the night of the match there was a sizeable part of the crowd that didn't believe he was actually going to wrestle. When he walked through the curtain and everyone realized that he was wearing his knee braces and thus likely to get physical the crowd went absolutely bonkers. Even at that point I think most of us were expecting him to do a couple stunners, drink some beers, ask for a few hell yeahs, and call it day. What we got was a full 10 minute throwback to the attitude era, complete with a brawl through the crowd, and some of the most fun I've had watching wrestling.


Dont forget Stone Cold was supposed to job to Brock on an episode of Smackdown and he walked out because he thought it was stupid to waste the match on TV and that kinda ruined his relationship with WWE for a bit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 12, 2022, 01:10:59 AM
Just watched elevation. Emo Julia Hart is ridiculously hot. She still kinda sucked, but it was a squash match. I'm assuming that it was even worse than we saw because it seemed like they chose their shots very selectively on some spots. Welp, there's still loads of time but it wasn't a promising start from an in ring perspective. The character is better for sure though.

JD Drake is the wish.com version of Kevin Owens. Hell of a hand though, I would give him a job if I had a territory.

Colin Delaney got an inexplicably big pop. Ethan Page is such a great old school heel. Maniacally shit talking individual members of the crowd while beating someone up is great. Brutal finisher too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on July 12, 2022, 03:38:22 PM
Do any of you guys collect wrestling shit? I'd love to see some sick displays. I'll take some photos of my shit to post as well. My prized wrestling possession is probably a carded OG New Jack ECW figure that he signed for me maybe a month before he died. He was the scariest gentlemen I ever met.

RAW is in Tampa next week and I'm debating heavily if I even want to go. Could probably get in free. Last year at Wrestlemania I hung out afterwards with my rolling rack and about 50 wrestling tees. Ended up making enough money for a nice little post Wrestlemania strip club visit. I'll probably just do that and save myself the agony of actually having to watch an entire RAW.


(https://i.ibb.co/0GrbgmV/906333-FA-ADB2-4-D1-C-B3-D2-C1-F664146-FB5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0GrbgmV)

I have got some AEW figures collected (Orange, Anna Jay, Tay, Kris Statlander, Shida, Lucha Bros, Hangman, Darby, Mox, Luchasaurus) so far that is the only display I have! Had to take Anna Jay out of box to get the cards insides. Only kept them in box since I regret taking my old ECW figs out. Only one pack so far but I got some AEW cards and posted some old wcw ones a while pack in this thread. Also posted my Legion of Doom hat and old WWF program in this thread and my Bret Hart sunglasses on page 10 in the post your fit thread. When I display more stuff, I’ll share. Have a lot of old figs and I’m glad to see I’m not the only one! Seeing mentions of New Jack and Galoob Ron Simmons takes me back
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on July 12, 2022, 08:06:26 PM
Since you all were talking about Stone Cold I've got to drop what is my probably biggest wrestling flex. The first live wrestling show I got to see in person was KOTR 96 where Austin won and cut the first Austin 3:16 promo. I was 11 and did yard work to make money and buy two tickets at $15 a pop for my dad and I to go.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 12, 2022, 08:25:59 PM
Since you all were talking about Stone Cold I've got to drop what is my probably biggest wrestling flex. The first live wrestling show I got to see in person was KOTR 96 where Austin won and cut the first Austin 3:16 promo. I was 11 and did yard work to make money and buy two tickets at $15 a pop for my dad and I to go.

Wouldn't have been my first, but my cousin got us tickets to KOTR 98 in Pittsburgh. I got in trouble for something or other and got grounded to my room for my entire summer vacation, so the PPV (and the $70 I had saved for the ticket) was out. That was, of course, the night that Taker threw Mankind off the cell. Its one of the things I still haven't forgiven my father for.

Wait actually I just realized you have a connection to that moment too. 96 KOTR had the match where Mankind actually beat Taker for the first time iirc. That was one of the matches that really put Mankind over as a threat and made everyone stick their fingers in their mouth and try to paralyze themselves.

So weird how there was those little threads of what would become one of the biggest boom periods in wrestling mixed in with like the body donna's vs the new rockers. Fun fact - two of the guys you saw that night, Goldust and Billy Gunn, are still actively wrestling at a high level in AEW. Billy's sons (the ass boys) are one of the up and coming tag teams in the promotion and he's heavily involved in their storyline. Dustin (Goldust) just pops up from time to time, has an incredible match, then goes back to running his wrestling school.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 12, 2022, 10:01:11 PM
Orange vs Wardlow is a must watch tonight bc I can’t figure how they book it.  (If this was WWE I know how they’d do it)

Also, cool that the Mid Atlantic belt looks like a traveling belt to be defended in different promotions
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 13, 2022, 12:36:22 AM
I watched RAW the other night and didn’t realize just how bad it got.

Damian Priest is awful and the Bloodline is stale.

Anyone catch the A&E specials?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2022, 02:32:17 AM
Nah I can’t watch any wrestling doc that WWE produces.   It’s such fiction
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 13, 2022, 02:52:49 AM
Orange vs Wardlow is a must watch tonight bc I can’t figure how they book it.  (If this was WWE I know how they’d do it)

Also, cool that the Mid Atlantic belt looks like a traveling belt to be defended in different promotions

I'm gonna watch dark when I go back inside, but I kinda got that impression too. I read someone speculating that it's basically to both test the waters for moving overseas and to give PAC and others who don't want to move to the states something to fight over. Its kinda cool that our modern indy scene is starting to kind of resemble the territories in some ways, like you can actually have a touring champ who's a big star again. I just hope this isn't going to be one of those things where they came up with a belt with a particular guy in mind and then it becomes basically forgotten about after they lose it or leave.

Wardlow vs OC is definitely interesting because Tony doesn't usually book fuck finishes. He seems to prefer the pander bear route, especially at these feature shows, so maybe they do something with Smart Mark interference and them uniting to fuck him up. Or maybe they have a totally unexpected run-in and start a new angle?

This card is fairly stacked... We're also getting Mox vs Takeshita and Claudio vs Hager plus the 3 way tag. There's also Serena Deeb vs Anna Jay, hopefully Anna will have a good match. I don't see any way she wins but hopefully it's not just a 4 minute squash.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 13, 2022, 03:05:04 AM
I watched RAW the other night and didn’t realize just how bad it got.

Damian Priest is awful and the Bloodline is stale.

Anyone catch the A&E specials?

Every time I try to watch raw or SD I'm just baffled by how people watch it. I guess a lot of their crowd is either kids too young to know or remember there's alternatives out there or older/more boomerish folks who resist change in any form. Last time I saw one of those ratings with the demo breakdowns there was a really surprising amount of retiree aged fans.

Haven't watched any of the bios except part of the Foley one. It's definitely puffball but I still enjoyed what I saw.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 13, 2022, 09:10:45 AM
I watched the "Rivals" doc for Bret v. Shawn and didn't learn a damn thing it was the exact same quotes and stories from every other doc that covers the Screwjob.

Looking forward to Dynamite but already dragging ass at work.

And I'm pissed because I usually really like the Meatball Sub from Subway and today it was trash. I could tell when the kid was making it that it wasn't going to be good.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 13, 2022, 12:46:09 PM
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I watched RAW the other night and didn’t realize just how bad it got.

Damian Priest is awful and the Bloodline is stale.

Anyone catch the A&E specials?
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Every time I try to watch raw or SD I'm just baffled by how people watch it. I guess a lot of their crowd is either kids too young to know or remember there's alternatives out there or older/more boomerish folks who resist change in any form. Last time I saw one of those ratings with the demo breakdowns there was a really surprising amount of retiree aged fans.

Haven't watched any of the bios except part of the Foley one. It's definitely puffball but I still enjoyed what I saw.

The Undertaker one was really good. They talked about him getting scammed by Buzz Sawyer and how Heyman set the meeting up with Vince to meet Mark Callaway while they were both still under contract with WCW.

Oh, and Ole Anderson is an idiot (but his shoot interviews are entertaining).
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 13, 2022, 03:50:02 PM
https://www.si.com/.amp/wrestling/2022/07/12/vince-mcmahon-misconduct-allegations-wwe-future (https://www.si.com/.amp/wrestling/2022/07/12/vince-mcmahon-misconduct-allegations-wwe-future)

I’m thinking Vince McMahon’s mystery woman is Mae Young…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2022, 05:09:34 PM
Isn’t it refreshing Wardlow doesn’t use the spear
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2022, 08:18:48 PM
Isn’t it refreshing Wardlow doesn’t use the spear

That being said, Ricky Starks owns that move
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 13, 2022, 11:27:33 PM
Holy fuck Wardlow looks like a star. That was such good shit pal! There was maybe a bit too much gaga but I still laughed at the Danhausen spot. Wardlow's selling impressed the hell out of me and I really liked the finish. I hadn't even considered that he doesn't do a spear but now that you mention it, I do really like that. Refreshing, as you said Atiba.

Anyone catch Christians tron saying "worked everyone."? He really has taken MJF's gimmick...I also love that the worst thing he was willing to say about Pillman Sr. was that he might be overrated.

Anyone else feel like Castagnioli's song doesn't fit him? I guess I just don't like Claudio's audio.

Anna Jay looked better but they need to stop jobbing her out at some point. Like you let her lock in her finish middle of the ring and Deeb just calmly breaks out of it and beats her? Why would I want to watch that match again?

Tag match was fun but I don't know if I would call it good. I'm glad they put the a belt on Keith Lee though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2022, 11:44:23 PM
Claudio will take time to get the WWE stink off of him the same way Danielson needed a little time for me to get used to him not being Daniel Bryan

Agree about Jay.   Seeds were planted with her turning heel/leaving DO with Tay so hopefully that leads to her doing something more.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 14, 2022, 12:33:12 AM
Damnnnn. How can you not like this guy? Everyone should have a friend like Keith Lee.

https://youtu.be/hAp6UfTbeCE
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 15, 2022, 05:34:32 AM
I'll be your Keith Lee. Hit me up if you ever having trouble.

I took some photos of my wrestling collection yesterday, I'll get them up soon.

Fell asleep during the entrances to the Claudio/ Hager match.

Even though I like Swerve/Lee, I just think Young Bucks should be dominating right now to set up a big match with FTR. Maybe a "four corners tag title belts on a pole match" with a set of tag titles on a ten foot pole in each corner. The match wouldn't be over until all four sets of belts are retrieved. It could get kinda fucky but it could end with each team with two sets of belts that sets up a final battle for all the gold.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 15, 2022, 04:21:28 PM
I'll be your Keith Lee. Hit me up if you ever having trouble.

I took some photos of my wrestling collection yesterday, I'll get them up soon.

Fell asleep during the entrances to the Claudio/ Hager match.

Even though I like Swerve/Lee, I just think Young Bucks should be dominating right now to set up a big match with FTR. Maybe a "four corners tag title belts on a pole match" with a set of tag titles on a ten foot pole in each corner. The match wouldn't be over until all four sets of belts are retrieved. It could get kinda fucky but it could end with each team with two sets of belts that sets up a final battle for all the gold.

Aww thanks dude thats actually cool as hell of you.

I kinda feel you about the Bucks, but I have a feeling they basically just booked themselves into the spot the Hardys were supposed to be in (basically transitional champions) after the Jeff thing and as much as I hate to say it I feel like giving the belts to Keith and Swerve is a sympathy move so Keith can take the belt home to his sick friend. I have to imagine that FTR knock off the Briscoes and then somehow circle back around to the bucks to set up the showdown match.

 I know people are clamoring for Starks and Hobbs too but I feel like it's not their time yet. If they get the belts now they'll hold them for like 2 weeks.

I'm pretty pumped for this barbed wire match. The last one was good up until the botched explosion and I feel like they'll try to top it. I'm sure Jericho has some elaborate but super safe spot like jumping onto an airbag planned.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 16, 2022, 01:12:19 AM
Dude I think Brody King might be a star in the making. He's nasty stiff, like Vader level stiff. He just had another match on rampage where he kicked the shit out of the dark order and I'm really impressed with everything I've seen this dude do, including powerbombing the everloving fuck out of Darby through a table in a hot topic last week. Hopefully that rumble win is a sign of things to come and they're going to push him. I'm salivating at the thought of him vs Joe or him vs Wardlow.

I kinda wish theyd just make rampage a proper 2 hour show. Everything feels rushed and it ends right as I'm getting really into it.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 16, 2022, 05:54:43 AM
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I'll be your Keith Lee. Hit me up if you ever having trouble.

I took some photos of my wrestling collection yesterday, I'll get them up soon.

Fell asleep during the entrances to the Claudio/ Hager match.

Even though I like Swerve/Lee, I just think Young Bucks should be dominating right now to set up a big match with FTR. Maybe a "four corners tag title belts on a pole match" with a set of tag titles on a ten foot pole in each corner. The match wouldn't be over until all four sets of belts are retrieved. It could get kinda fucky but it could end with each team with two sets of belts that sets up a final battle for all the gold.
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Aww thanks dude thats actually cool as hell of you.

I kinda feel you about the Bucks, but I have a feeling they basically just booked themselves into the spot the Hardys were supposed to be in (basically transitional champions) after the Jeff thing and as much as I hate to say it I feel like giving the belts to Keith and Swerve is a sympathy move so Keith can take the belt home to his sick friend. I have to imagine that FTR knock off the Briscoes and then somehow circle back around to the bucks to set up the showdown match.

 I know people are clamoring for Starks and Hobbs too but I feel like it's not their time yet. If they get the belts now they'll hold them for like 2 weeks.

I'm pretty pumped for this barbed wire match. The last one was good up until the botched explosion and I feel like they'll try to top it. I'm sure Jericho has some elaborate but super safe spot like jumping onto an airbag planned.

I keep thinking they’ll find a way to do a Bucks FTR Briscos 3 way match, but maybe there is t that history there

Apparently they couldn’t do a winner takes all bc they don’t really have the say so when it comes to the Mexican belts


I hear you on rampage although I’d counter with 1.5 hr for each show. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 16, 2022, 06:25:20 AM
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I'll be your Keith Lee. Hit me up if you ever having trouble.

I took some photos of my wrestling collection yesterday, I'll get them up soon.

Fell asleep during the entrances to the Claudio/ Hager match.

Even though I like Swerve/Lee, I just think Young Bucks should be dominating right now to set up a big match with FTR. Maybe a "four corners tag title belts on a pole match" with a set of tag titles on a ten foot pole in each corner. The match wouldn't be over until all four sets of belts are retrieved. It could get kinda fucky but it could end with each team with two sets of belts that sets up a final battle for all the gold.
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Aww thanks dude thats actually cool as hell of you.

I kinda feel you about the Bucks, but I have a feeling they basically just booked themselves into the spot the Hardys were supposed to be in (basically transitional champions) after the Jeff thing and as much as I hate to say it I feel like giving the belts to Keith and Swerve is a sympathy move so Keith can take the belt home to his sick friend. I have to imagine that FTR knock off the Briscoes and then somehow circle back around to the bucks to set up the showdown match.

 I know people are clamoring for Starks and Hobbs too but I feel like it's not their time yet. If they get the belts now they'll hold them for like 2 weeks.

I'm pretty pumped for this barbed wire match. The last one was good up until the botched explosion and I feel like they'll try to top it. I'm sure Jericho has some elaborate but super safe spot like jumping onto an airbag planned.
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I keep thinking they’ll find a way to do a Bucks FTR Briscos 3 way match, but maybe there is t that history there

Apparently they couldn’t do a winner takes all bc they don’t really have the say so when it comes to the Mexican belts


I hear you on rampage although I’d counter with 1.5 hr for each show.

I can watch Briscoes promos all day.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 16, 2022, 05:55:11 PM
As I'm sitting here watching the rest of the stuff from Rampage I didn't watch I realized that Statlander could basically be the female Wardlow if they booked her right. Keep the promos short and infrequent and just have her fucking destroy jobbers. Also I kinda like the renegade twins... They seem like the type of memorable jobbers that pop into your head randomly 15 years later.

Also Penta is so fucking cool. Didn't understand a word of his promo and didn't care. Still got the point across. I know I'm a huge mark for the Lucha Bros but Fenix's hot tag sequence was so cool. The springboard arm drag to stomp spot was beautiful. Was nice to see them get a (really weird) win but it could have been a better match. They didn't seem to have very much chemistry and it got sloppy a couple times plus it looked like Fenix and Kassidy were stiffing each other pretty good there too, I watched him ram Fenix's face into the turnbuckle about 20 times haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 16, 2022, 06:27:03 PM
Private Party are in need of something.   They’re kinda stagnating.    They got that huge win over the Young Bucks in that first year and then they’ve kinda fizzled as the roster has filled out.   Can’t blame the Hardy Office on them, but that’s likely a lot of they’re cooling off
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 16, 2022, 07:35:21 PM
Private Party are in need of something.   They’re kinda stagnating.    They got that huge win over the Young Bucks in that first year and then they’ve kinda fizzled as the roster has filled out.   Can’t blame the Hardy Office on them, but that’s likely a lot of they’re cooling off

I think Marq Quen got hurt last year and that kind of cooled off the push along with all the AHFO shit that just got dropped basically as soon as Jeff got released from WWE.

When I go back and watch early pandemic empty building stuff they're super fun but they definitely need some refreshing. I wouldn't be against breaking them up. They've both had very good singles matches and going against each other might elevate both. I think I've mentioned this before but Quen has my favorite shooting star press since Liger.

Also I just read that Michael Elgin missed a NOAH booking because he's in jail for stealing protein powder in Japan. I can't stop laughing about it. I'm picturing this brick shit house American trying to run away with two Tubs of ico-pro while a bunch of Japanese cops chase him Benny Hill style. The music is yakkity sax but done up in that slightly racist "Oriental" style that the WWF and WCW used for all vaguely Asian wrestlers in the 80s and 90s.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 16, 2022, 10:02:35 PM
Hahah or chopsticks sped up on a piano


ROH PPV shaping up nicely.   Claudio winning title belt?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 17, 2022, 05:41:40 PM
Hahah or chopsticks sped up on a piano


ROH PPV shaping up nicely.   Claudio winning title belt?

I feel like they're gonna use a fuck finish to get Gresham and Tully over as heels but it wouldn't be the first time Tony let his inner Dixie out and threw everything in the lap of the new guy. As good as Claudio is I almost feel like it would be such a transparent "notice me senpai" moment that it might become an example of a belt bringing a guy down the card rather than him elevating it. Kinda like when Big Show or Matt Hardy were WWECW champions.

Kinda want FTR to lose but they're really pushing them so I doubt they will. I don't really like the whole cramming ROH matches onto AEW shows thing and I'd really prefer they keep them kind of separate entities. I know Tony loves showing off how progressive he is because he gets multiple promotions to work together but I think everyone gets it at this point. Either give them a YouTube show at universal or if you have a cable deal in the works just run spot shows until its up and running. Everything is so crowded as is and one of the cool things about ROH was the small buildings and passionate fans, so why ruin that by putting them in 10k seat buildings where half the fans don't know or care about them?

I guess I just want him to show that he's able to separate Tony the booker from Tony the supermark. If he's putting what's supposed to be a prestigious belt on a guy who just got there and moving all the titles to "AEW guys" then it really does kinda look like a billionaire playing with his real life wrestling toys.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 17, 2022, 09:49:33 PM
I hear you on Claudio, but I would say the only difference between that an Big Show is Claudio has a history with ROH and he never won the belt before.     

I think I learned with Orange Osprey to give TK the benefit of the doubt.    What makes The World Title match interesting is that you could argue it either way - there isn’t a clear cut winner.   Yuta isn’t losing, FTR probably not losing, Joe is probably losing, but this one I’m so 50/50 on.

  The nice thing about AEW acknowledging the world outside of his own promotion is that Claudio isn’t presented as some new guy off the street, he’s presented with his history.   So if he wins the belt right away it’s not as insulting as when other promotions do it but pretend Finn Balor is doing it in his second match ever
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 18, 2022, 07:17:15 AM
Update: one of those Observer guys was hypothesizing that Claudio is basically just being slotted in where Bryan Danielson was supposed to be and they haven’t changed any story to accommodate.    Facing ZSJ then Gresham was supposed to be “the best technica wrestler” storyline for BD
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 18, 2022, 09:00:30 PM
Update: one of those Observer guys was hypothesizing that Claudio is basically just being slotted in where Bryan Danielson was supposed to be and they haven’t changed any story to accommodate.    Facing ZSJ then Gresham was supposed to be “the best technica wrestler” storyline for BD

That actually makes perfect sense. They did say early on that he was the hand picked replacement and I'm fairly certain they did the same thing with the Bucks adopting the Hardyz storyline. So I guess Claudio is definitely winning this then, there's no way they'd book Gresham over BD.


I just saw the Ric Flair last match announcement. It definitely shouldn't happen, but since it's going to I guess Andrade/Lethal/Jarret is about the safest, best working combo you could ask for. Jay and Andrade can carry the match, Flair can do the promo off with Lethal, take some sympathy shots from one of the best worked punchers ever in double J and then take a hot tag to hit some chops and a figure 4 and hopefully not die in the process. I just hope his carny ass doesn't blade and try to do the turnbuckle spot.

The rest of the card is wild. Definitely a southern wrasslin flavor to it which makes sense if it's a Crockett show

(https://i.redd.it/bnx8lc04uec91.jpg)

Kross vs DBS Jr., Guns vs Wolves, Fatu vs Alexander, and the AAA guys all look intriguing to me. Love that they're trotting out the RnR express and Arn and made sure to put a "Von Erichs vs Briscoes" match on the card just to draw in a few dozen senile southerners who still pine for the glory days and think it's real. Thats some classic carny marketing I can get behind. I might actually watch this shit haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2022, 12:11:19 AM
That is a fuck ton of 2nd generation+ wrestlers on that card.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 19, 2022, 01:55:58 AM
Yeah and it's way more legit than I expected. I'm kind of surprised that the big feds are letting their guys work it. I guess Conrad called in a bunch of favors and probably assured people that they're going to keep Flair on a leash, though it looks like Tony still didn't want the AEW/ROH logo on the poster.

From what I gather I guess this is kind of an attempt at relaunching JCP with Conrad doing the promoting and maybe the booking? It would be pretty rad if they would make it modern wrestling but incorporating the heritage, like do all their shows in historic wrestling towns/venues and theme them around it. I'm thinking like an Amarillo card with a 60 minute 2 out of 3 falls mat classic like the Funks were famous for, but also a barbed wire match and 3 way ladder match like Terry was known for in his later years. It could be a cool way to revisit (and hopefully innovate on) some old storylines and match types and I think it would be really fun in places with lots of history like Portland or San Fran.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2022, 02:24:31 AM
What’s the deal with this Conrad guy?   Is he cool?   I see him and this adfreeshow shit around the place but I have no idea about who he is other than he does a bunch of pods, married to someone’s daughter, and does mortgages
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 19, 2022, 10:51:17 AM
Yep, you nailed it. Podcaster, married Ric Flair's daughter (obv not Charlotte), and does mortgages.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 19, 2022, 10:55:16 AM
Did anyone see how they opened RAW last night? Sent Titus out there to do some classic Vince McMahon written promos about how great WWE is and how everyone needs to be nice and how WWE does all this charity work. Basically a huge fluff for WWE to try and make the fans forget what's happening with Vince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNalOV-ORBQ&t=9s
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2022, 04:09:10 PM
Yep, you nailed it. Podcaster, married Ric Flair's daughter (obv not Charlotte), and does mortgages.

Is he seemingly a good dude or a shill?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 19, 2022, 09:16:39 PM
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Yep, you nailed it. Podcaster, married Ric Flair's daughter (obv not Charlotte), and does mortgages.
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Is he seemingly a good dude or a shill?

Little from column A, little from column B, but I like him. He's a mark that has more money than most old wrestlers, so he started out paying guys to come to his house and tell him stories and eventually that became podcasts. Somehow that turned into him being buddies with Flair and through him networking with anyone he wants to. Now he's married to the homely Flair daughter, has like 80 podcasts, and runs events.

Basically he kinda paid his way into the game but played it incredibly well once he was in. He's a smart dude and seems pretty cool, I don't love his hosting sometimes but I can't think of any gratuitous kook stuff off the top of my head. He's about the same age as me and watched a lot of the same stuff growing up so I tend to agree with him on a lot of stuff... he's an ECW mark and donated enough to some ECW documentary to hit the highest Kickstarter reward, so thats always gonna score points with me. Overall if I'm being honest he's kinda living the dream.

That being said, he's a fat white mortgage broker from Alabama who hangs out with a bunch of old wrestlers, so I would not trust him or be at all surprised to see him go down on some kind of embezzlement or fraud charges some day. Not like DiBiase "posing as a spiritual leader to facilitate stealing millions from welfare recepients" level scumbaggery or anything, but it just seems like being successful in his world is done through grift or deceit far more often than just working hard and following the rules.

Did anyone see how they opened RAW last night? Sent Titus out there to do some classic Vince McMahon written promos about how great WWE is and how everyone needs to be nice and how WWE does all this charity work. Basically a huge fluff for WWE to try and make the fans forget what's happening with Vince.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNalOV-ORBQ&t=9s

I've heard a lot of speculation that this is supposed to be a "get in front of the controversy" move, either just as a general PR stunt or because there might be more crazy shit coming. Are we about to see grainy footage of Vince sitting on the side of a bed saying "look pal, they're fine if they have money... Like rappers and basketball players..."?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2022, 10:30:37 PM
Thanks for the heads up - never heard anything bad about Conrad but was curious if he was a Ryan Satin level of disreputable access-chaser
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 20, 2022, 12:08:17 PM
OK guys! Real excited for Dynamite tonight and will try to stay awake for the barb wire match.

I took some photos of my collection. I'd love to see some others. I really want to get all the Hasbros so if you have ones I don't have and want to trade for some of my non Hasbro stuff, shoot me a message.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPrHVNpvj3/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPrmTjJv2g/

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2022, 12:12:10 PM
Anyone watching G1 Climax?

Jeff Cobb is my new favorite wrestler now that HBK’s retired.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 12:40:22 PM
Thanks for the heads up - never heard anything bad about Conrad but was curious if he was a Ryan Satin level of disreputable access-chaser

I guess there's probably some parallels but the fact that he focuses so much on the classics and indys rather than just the fed makes me think he's in it more for love of wrestling than a weird social climbing or attention seeking thing like Satin. I don't listen to enough Conrad podcasts to consider myself super knowledgeable about him though, our resident cheek merchant SHAQUEEFA may have more insight.

Just semi-watched Dark (was on the phone for part of it). Pretty average episode but you do get Danhausen, Takeshita, the man Taz occasionally calls Wheela Yooter, and the highlight of the show for me was Jay Lethal as usual. There's also an ECW joke/reference in the women's tag match that got a full pop from me

There was also a new chick called J-Rod who looked like she could be something. She's tall and athletic and honestly she looked better than Mercedes at times. She also had a severe case of her ass trying to eat her trunks, so that was fun too.

@Bobby Peru your boy Ren was on again

Tonight is gonna be a banger.

- Varsity Blondes vs Christian and Luchasaurus
- Brody vs Darby is almost guaranteed to have some disgusting spots
- BCC vs Best Friends
- and of course Barbed Wire Everywhere..

No Wardlow but I did hear something about him bringing back the TNT title open challenge.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 01:01:59 PM
Anyone watching G1 Climax?

Jeff Cobb is my new favorite wrestler now that HBK’s retired.

Dude he popped me so fucking hard with his stealing protein powder line in a promo 2 days before the Elgin story broke.

Haven't been following the G1 as much this year, I usually watch the finals at some point though. Cobb needs to get to AEW at some point while he's still in his prime. I think I've probably mentioned this before but go watch his Lucha Underground run as Matanza Cueto if you haven't seen them. I'm pretty sure he's the offspring of Rhyno and Kimona Wannalaya, conceived high atop the ECW arena and then sent to the islands to live with his mom while Dad was out spearing people through tables.

OK guys! Real excited for Dynamite tonight and will try to stay awake for the barb wire match.

I took some photos of my collection. I'd love to see some others. I really want to get all the Hasbros so if you have ones I don't have and want to trade for some of my non Hasbro stuff, shoot me a message.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPrHVNpvj3/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CgPrmTjJv2g/



Me too haha. Haven't been this excited for a single match for a while. I already took a nap but I'm setting an alarm for 8pm and then another one for 9pm just in case. They don't have a ton scheduled so I could see them giving it like 30 mins.

Dude. Your collection is amazing. I'm not just chiefing you up because you're a pal either, I'm super fucking impressed! There's so much good shit in there I don't even know where to begin but the Barry Horowitz picture, Ramones poster w/Razor, and TNA poster all popped me. Your figs are sick too, Papa Shango is my favorite "bad" gimmick of all time, and do I see Nikolai Volkoff up there? Also all 3 members of Demolition, very tasteful.

Seriously man I would get stoned and just play with your toys for hours hahaha.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 20, 2022, 01:16:19 PM
Thanks man, I've worked real hard on it. Once again, wifey allowing this type of behavior is a main reason i put a ring on it. Really amped up my hasbro collection during COVID because I was able to keep my job, get all the stimulus checks, and was killing it at online poker.

Nikolai Volkoff was a thrift store find and my homie found the TNA poster at a flea market and bought it for me for $30. Also notice it is signed by every guy on it. Some fucking LEGENDS on there.

I met Horowitz at the same meet and greet that New Jack was at. Out of all the dudes there, 3 men got my money. New Jack, Horowitz and fucking Virgil. For some reason, me and my dad always loved Barry. We would always pat each other on the back before his matches and be like "this is the one! He's gotta win this one!" I told him I remembered when he finally won a match and he laughed. He told me he had a pretty decent record at house shows but just got dogged on TV.

I also showed wifey a few old Virgil matches and then explained the "lonely Virgil" meme and she got really sad for him. His commentary on the Ted DiBiase shit is hilarious.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2022, 01:54:07 PM
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Thanks for the heads up - never heard anything bad about Conrad but was curious if he was a Ryan Satin level of disreputable access-chaser
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I guess there's probably some parallels but the fact that he focuses so much on the classics and indys rather than just the fed makes me think he's in it more for love of wrestling than a weird social climbing or attention seeking thing like Satin. I don't listen to enough Conrad podcasts to consider myself super knowledgeable about him though, our resident cheek merchant SHAQUEEFA may have more insight.

Just semi-watched Dark (was on the phone for part of it). Pretty average episode but you do get Danhausen, Takeshita, the man Taz occasionally calls Wheela Yooter, and the highlight of the show for me was Jay Lethal as usual. There's also an ECW joke/reference in the women's tag match that got a full pop from me

There was also a new chick called J-Rod who looked like she could be something. She's tall and athletic and honestly she looked better than Mercedes at times. She also had a severe case of her ass trying to eat her trunks, so that was fun too.

@Bobby Peru your boy Ren was on again

Tonight is gonna be a banger.

- Varsity Blondes vs Christian and Luchasaurus
- Brody vs Darby is almost guaranteed to have some disgusting spots
- BCC vs Best Friends
- and of course Barbed Wire Everywhere..

No Wardlow but I did hear something about him bringing back the TNT title open challenge.


I hope Darby and Brody is the new Darby Ethan Page (they did some gnarly shit in MLW). 

Anyone have opinion on the Renegade Twins on the Dark shows.  Been hear others hype them up but I haven’t really gotten around to catching up on the YouTube shows
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2022, 02:07:47 PM
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Thanks for the heads up - never heard anything bad about Conrad but was curious if he was a Ryan Satin level of disreputable access-chaser
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I guess there's probably some parallels but the fact that he focuses so much on the classics and indys rather than just the fed makes me think he's in it more for love of wrestling than a weird social climbing or attention seeking thing like Satin. I don't listen to enough Conrad podcasts to consider myself super knowledgeable about him though, our resident cheek merchant SHAQUEEFA may have more insight.

Just semi-watched Dark (was on the phone for part of it). Pretty average episode but you do get Danhausen, Takeshita, the man Taz occasionally calls Wheela Yooter, and the highlight of the show for me was Jay Lethal as usual. There's also an ECW joke/reference in the women's tag match that got a full pop from me

There was also a new chick called J-Rod who looked like she could be something. She's tall and athletic and honestly she looked better than Mercedes at times. She also had a severe case of her ass trying to eat her trunks, so that was fun too.

@Bobby Peru your boy Ren was on again

Tonight is gonna be a banger.

- Varsity Blondes vs Christian and Luchasaurus
- Brody vs Darby is almost guaranteed to have some disgusting spots
- BCC vs Best Friends
- and of course Barbed Wire Everywhere..

No Wardlow but I did hear something about him bringing back the TNT title open challenge.
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I hope Darby and Brody is the new Darby Ethan Page (they did some gnarly shit in MLW). 

Anyone have opinion on the Renegade Twins on the Dark shows.  Been hear others hype them up but I haven’t really gotten around to catching up on the YouTube shows

Darby-Brody such be a good one.

Hope they don’t do Brody dirty like ROH did by having Gresham go over on him clean.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 04:51:06 PM
Thanks man, I've worked real hard on it. Once again, wifey allowing this type of behavior is a main reason i put a ring on it. Really amped up my hasbro collection during COVID because I was able to keep my job, get all the stimulus checks, and was killing it at online poker.

Nikolai Volkoff was a thrift store find and my homie found the TNA poster at a flea market and bought it for me for $30. Also notice it is signed by every guy on it. Some fucking LEGENDS on there.

I met Horowitz at the same meet and greet that New Jack was at. Out of all the dudes there, 3 men got my money. New Jack, Horowitz and fucking Virgil. For some reason, me and my dad always loved Barry. We would always pat each other on the back before his matches and be like "this is the one! He's gotta win this one!" I told him I remembered when he finally won a match and he laughed. He told me he had a pretty decent record at house shows but just got dogged on TV.

I also showed wifey a few old Virgil matches and then explained the "lonely Virgil" meme and she got really sad for him. His commentary on the Ted DiBiase shit is hilarious.

The stories of Virgil living in a subway (the restaurant, not the trains) and aggressively panhandling by demanding people take a picture with him and then pay him $10 for it are the stuff of legend. He is like purebred carny. I don't know if he has children but if he does I'm 100% sure he'd eat them alive for the right price, and that price is also probably depressingly low.

I think I read this in one of Foley's books but apparently Virgil has a big ol dick and used to walk around the locker room swinging it around and showing off. Then one of the Fullers got signed and showed up with an absolute cannon in his trunks and Virgil was never quite the same...

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EeI7KnJWoBELRWo.jpg)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2022, 04:53:23 PM
Who’s still got their LJN figures though?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 05:04:08 PM
Yessssss boys and girls let's go. Darby and Brody kicking it off!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2022, 06:04:40 PM
Cole Karter’s drop kick was beautiful.

Witnessing a good drop kick is like witnessing a good tre flip.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2022, 06:21:50 PM
That FTR promo was great. Dax matched Jay Briscoe’s promo intensity there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 07:36:30 PM
Holy shit. A lot to get through but this is what I can remember...


Darby and Brody didn't disappoint at all. What a fucking beating. Sting still moves like he's 30 as soon as he steps through the ropes.

Christian is the fucking best. I don't like them turning Luchasaurus back already, but seeing Hungle Boy chasing Christian through the stadium while Baltimora blares was awesome.

People might be surprised at that rampage rap battle. I don't know if he's going to bust it out or just do a comedy spot but if their YouTube channel is to be believed Austin can actually rap.

Jade was fucking sick. She's getting better. The timing is still a little bit off at times but she's doing more complicated spots and sequences. Definitely giving me heel Goldberg vibes and I'm down with it. That fall away slam was fucking beautiful.

Pennsylvania Longback sighting! Was she wearing JNCOs?


Main event. Phew. Aside from them missing a sick fucking backdrop and lion tamer spot on a barbed wire table because they just had to go PIP (please give us a no commercial paid stream in the US Tony), it delivered for sure. That was gruesome, nasty, and amazing. Jericho really fucking dialed back the years there, I'm shocked at some of the spots he did. The kick out on the barbed wire was funk-esque and he looked completely in his element after that chair almost certainly broke his nose. Dude even took a barbed wire spiderweb bump after the match just for shits n giggles. I seriously think that was a legendary performance from him, I hope it doesn't get forgotten. Kingston continues to be the modern day Dusty Rhodes, hell of a gutsy performance and he definitely got fucked up worse by the wire. When he finally gets his clean win over Jericho the pop is going to be seismic.

They definitely made up for the omega match here. I'm going to watch the Fite version in the morning and see how good it is without the commercial break, but I think that might have been one of the best BW matches I've seen. Jericho is painting an absolute masterpiece for the last chapter of his in-ring career.


BTW elevation has a Thigh Blue match. It's a tag where she brings her goth friend along for an ass kicking, but man what an ass to kick...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on July 20, 2022, 07:38:54 PM
The  key not working made me laugh out loud on in wrasslin
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 20, 2022, 08:45:21 PM
The  key not working made me laugh out loud on in wrasslin

It never fails hahahaha. You'd think they'd have some like comically large brass lock and skeleton key that a 2 year old could use but nope.

I'm baffled by the people whining that Jericho won. Yeah, they're gonna give that Kingston win away on regular TV... that's brilliant booking. This is clearly building to a showdown at the PPV. It's so weird to me how people always claim to want long term booking and then complain when they get it.

That being said, fuck Sammy. Stop trying to force him into the main event, he needs to fuck off for a while and come back with something new because this ain't working.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2022, 12:28:41 AM
It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 21, 2022, 03:23:13 AM
@SHAQUEEFA I had to go digging in the closet for something and look what I found..

(https://i.imgur.com/0esu5l0.jpg)


The Mario is my OG one, the DiBiase is one I got about a decade ago cleaning out someones attic but I had one when I was a kid too. I had warrior too but at some point I ended up ripping a hole in the DiBiase one so when I hit my teens and started doing bad kid shit it became the perfect place to hide my weed and pipe. Of all my hiding spots I think it might be the only one my dad never found. I kept that shit on my bed until I was 20 and no one knew the real reason haha. It was pretty fucking grody by the time I threw it away.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 21, 2022, 08:20:03 AM
It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.

What is it exactly that happened here again? I think I have the gist of it but I’m not sure. Sammy cheated on his real life girlfriend with Tay Conti and then was an asshole to her on Twitter or something?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 21, 2022, 11:25:14 AM
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It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.
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What is it exactly that happened here again? I think I have the gist of it but I’m not sure. Sammy cheated on his real life girlfriend with Tay Conti and then was an asshole to her on Twitter or something?

So basically last year when Sammy was being all smiley young babyface he proposed to his longtime gf in the ring on-air for a cheap pop. Like 3 months later he suddenly announces that they've broken up and then a month after that he's openly dating Tay. He claims he didn't cheat but no one is dumb enough to believe that and they both look like complete scumbags. Think Edge and Matt Hardy but Sammy is Lita and Tay is Edge. It doesn't help that the original chick is.. I don't know a polite way to say this... Not nearly as hot as Tay.

So basically Sammy dumped his high school gf that stuck by him and supported him all through the years he was on the indys for a hot dumb Brazilian chick as soon as he started to find a little success. It's not a very babyface move but just one of the things that makes it so easy to hate him. He comes off as a slimeball social climber in addition to being a non selling spot monkey with no respect for the business.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2022, 11:30:35 AM
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It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.
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What is it exactly that happened here again? I think I have the gist of it but I’m not sure. Sammy cheated on his real life girlfriend with Tay Conti and then was an asshole to her on Twitter or something?


I think it’s just that Sammy had a very normal looking girlfriend that he featured on his vlog and had been together with for a long time and then does a big proposal thing on tv for her and then after that she disappears from the vlog and “pretty” tay starts featuring more and more and then it becomes apparent that he’s left his gf and now Sammy and tay are that gross couple that are joined at the hip PDAing everywhere (which is now their gimmick) and he’s engaged to Tay now.   


Edit: you explained it better than me.   It’s very 1st wife, 2nd wife of any musician’s biopic
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 21, 2022, 11:50:22 AM
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It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.
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What is it exactly that happened here again? I think I have the gist of it but I’m not sure. Sammy cheated on his real life girlfriend with Tay Conti and then was an asshole to her on Twitter or something?
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I think it’s just that Sammy had a very normal looking girlfriend that he featured on his vlog and had been together with for a long time and then does a big proposal thing on tv for her and then after that she disappears from the vlog and “pretty” tay starts featuring more and more and then it becomes apparent that he’s left his gf and now Sammy and tay are that gross couple that are joined at the hip PDAing everywhere (which is now their gimmick) and he’s engaged to Tay now.   


Edit: you explained it better than me.   It’s very 1st wife, 2nd wife of any musician’s biopic

Tay was married too.

Also, Sammy has punchable face so that adds to it.

I think I may shell out for the ROH ppv at home. It’s too hot to go anywhere here.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 22, 2022, 01:42:57 AM
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It is funny that Sammy fucked his image over with the whole Tay Conti personal life stuff.
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What is it exactly that happened here again? I think I have the gist of it but I’m not sure. Sammy cheated on his real life girlfriend with Tay Conti and then was an asshole to her on Twitter or something?
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I think it’s just that Sammy had a very normal looking girlfriend that he featured on his vlog and had been together with for a long time and then does a big proposal thing on tv for her and then after that she disappears from the vlog and “pretty” tay starts featuring more and more and then it becomes apparent that he’s left his gf and now Sammy and tay are that gross couple that are joined at the hip PDAing everywhere (which is now their gimmick) and he’s engaged to Tay now.   


Edit: you explained it better than me.   It’s very 1st wife, 2nd wife of any musician’s biopic
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Tay was married too.

Also, Sammy has punchable face so that adds to it.

I think I may shell out for the ROH ppv at home. It’s too hot to go anywhere here.

I actually was thinking about it myself but I don't know if I'm going to drop the $40 on it. I might just download it later or try to find a stream. I know Gresham vs Claudio is big but my heart says Lethal and Joe should be the main even if it's for the TV belt.

I don't really like the Briscoes (they remind me of a lot of the white trash I grew up with) but I'm not a big FTR mark either so I don't really care about that match.

Garcia vs Wheela Yuter will be dramatic and probably pretty good but I'm not super hyped for it. Hope they put the belt on Garcia though.

Really all I want to see is Dalton Castle & the Boys. Dalton has kind of a modern day Goldust thing going on and I love it. He's got this weird, flamboyant, effeminate gimmick but then the bell rings and everything he does looks great and believable. Castle & the boys have been great for a long time and are the number 1 ROH act I'd like to see make the jump to AEW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 22, 2022, 01:29:45 PM
Holy shit Vince just announced his retirement. Something big must be coming
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 22, 2022, 01:33:44 PM
Holy shit Vince just announced his retirement. Something big must be coming

 https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet (https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

I hope to God HHH takes over booking.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 22, 2022, 02:11:22 PM
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Holy shit Vince just announced his retirement. Something big must be coming
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 https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet (https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

I hope to God HHH takes over booking.

Full statement

https://mobile.twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1550575567900123139?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


Yeah so apparently Steph and Nick Khan are taking over. Which means Vince is still calling the shots. Maybe they bring HHH back to creative, but I'm not holding my breath on anything changing until Vince is either dead or Snukafied and living in a home. My conspiracy theory is there's either more WSJ shit coming or Steph just convinced him to do this and he's planning to come back in a few months "when it all blows over pal".

I have a funny feeling this is going to be like when Russo was very obviously writing for TNA and Dixie denied it for months until she fucked up and forwarded the wrong email or something.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 22, 2022, 02:47:53 PM
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Holy shit Vince just announced his retirement. Something big must be coming
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 https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet (https://mobile.twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/1550572700959121408?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet)

I hope to God HHH takes over booking.
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Full statement

https://mobile.twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1550575567900123139?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet


Yeah so apparently Steph and Nick Khan are taking over. Which means Vince is still calling the shots. Maybe they bring HHH back to creative, but I'm not holding my breath on anything changing until Vince is either dead or Snukafied and living in a home. My conspiracy theory is there's either more WSJ shit coming or Steph just convinced him to do this and he's planning to come back in a few months "when it all blows over pal".

I have a funny feeling this is going to be like when Russo was very obviously writing for TNA and Dixie denied it for months until she fucked up and forwarded the wrong email or something.

Yeah, I can see him running the booking like Keyser Soze.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on July 22, 2022, 04:43:55 PM
PWInsidering claiming he is stepping away from creative and Prichard and Dunn running the show tonight
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on July 22, 2022, 04:54:40 PM
Looks like Brock left too. Raw on Monday is going to be an interesting one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 22, 2022, 07:11:23 PM
Looks like Brock left too. Raw on Monday is going to be an interesting one.

Yeah they're off to a hot start hahaha. 

I've heard that Brock fucking hates everyone backstage and basically dealt with Vince one on one, so I can't say I'm surprised.

Prichard and Dunn is basically just as bad as Vince, they're the biggest stooges he's got left since he burned Johnny Ace to try and save himself. At least if HHH was running creative there's some hope, if it's Brother Love and Bucky Beaver then it's pretty much a given Vince is still in charge behind the scenes.

Guess they gotta change Theory's gimmick now. Do they give him a "mysterious benefactor" that never reveals himself and make him the Conspiracy Theory? Hah!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on July 23, 2022, 01:46:08 PM
I didn't watch Smackdown last night, but apparently Brock came back at the end of the show?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 23, 2022, 05:02:52 PM
Something big must be happening later if they just made the ROH championship the opening match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 23, 2022, 06:42:58 PM
I didn't watch Smackdown last night, but apparently Brock came back at the end of the show?

Yeah. Rumor on the smark boards is that Vince called or texted him and got him to go back and finish the storyline (I'm sure money was involved). Don't know how much truth there is in that, but some of the sheets are also reporting they're thinking about bringing in Goldberg to replace him at Summerslam. I guess we'll find out but from what I gather it sounds the plan now is finish the storyline at the PPV and then he's done.

Something big must be happening later if they just made the ROH championship the opening match.

I don't get why Tony does that. He books his second biggest match as his opener all the time. This makes sense to me if Joe and Lethal go on last given their history and importance to the promotion but I'm going to be annoyed if they do like an hour tag in front of a dead crowd for the main, regardless of how hot FTR are right now.

Edit: as soon as I posted that Lethals music hit. Fuck me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 23, 2022, 06:53:29 PM
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I didn't watch Smackdown last night, but apparently Brock came back at the end of the show?
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Yeah. Rumor on the smark boards is that Vince called or texted him and got him to go back and finish the storyline (I'm sure money was involved). Don't know how much truth there is in that, but some of the sheets are also reporting they're thinking about bringing in Goldberg to replace him at Summerslam. I guess we'll find out but from what I gather it sounds the plan now is finish the storyline at the PPV and then he's done.

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Something big must be happening later if they just made the ROH championship the opening match.
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I don't get why Tony does that. He books his second biggest match as his opener all the time. This makes sense to me if Joe and Lethal go on last given their history and importance to the promotion but I'm going to be annoyed if they do like an hour tag in front of a dead crowd for the main, regardless of how hot FTR are right now.

Edit: as soon as I posted that Lethals music hit. Fuck me.

Thoughts so far:

Claudio-Gresham was a good technical match with good storytelling. The foot difference in height definitely helped with some spots.

Dalton Castle and The Boys have the zestiest entrance ever. Match was pretty sloppy.

Jimmy Wang Ya—I mean Wheeler Yuta put on a great match with Garcia. I gotta support my fellow Philadelphian in Wheeler. Garcia is a great performer and pulls his character off to perfection. He also looks like a dude who slides into DM’s and pulls the wrestler card.

Mercedes Martinez is better in the ring than Punishment Martinez. Serena is goat status.

I would want to take a Muscle Buster about as much as I’d want to get color in a match.

Briscoes-FTR should be a fight forever match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 23, 2022, 07:41:05 PM
Hahahaha Jimmy Wang Yuta...im stealing that. Hell of a match by the kids. Garcia is really fucking good, he definitely gets the business and his psychology and pacing are far beyond his years. Btw  Jimmy Wang Yang is actually an awesome dude by all regards. Dude was really good in the ring and he's mentoring his daughter Jazzy who's apparently a bit of a prodigy as well.

Castle and the boys was a lil clusterfucky but its all about the entrance and theatrics. Loooove that dude.

Gresham and Claudio was really good. I still don't really agree with it but if you're gonna do it then that's the right way.

I don't really like Mercedes and Deeb being married to Marty Scurll while cutting promos about perverts in wrestling is still super weird to me but it was a good match.

The pop Joe got when he won is what should have closed the show. Lethal is legit like post hiatus Shawn Michaels level in terms of consistently making his opponent look good. I really liked the story with them jumping him before the bell and I'll be damned if Satnam Singh doesn't seem to be turning into a real pro wrestler before our eyes. He already seems to get it better than Kali ever did.

 I always struggle to get past what carny trash the Briscoes are. They look like the result of the bushwackers doubling up on some meth head after a show in one of the territories. That bell shot was legit though.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 23, 2022, 07:53:02 PM
Hahahaha Jimmy Wang Yuta...im stealing that. Hell of a match by the kids. Garcia is really fucking good, he definitely gets the business and his psychology and pacing are far beyond his years. Btw  Jimmy Wang Yang is actually an awesome dude by all regards. Dude was really good in the ring and he's mentoring his daughter Jazzy who's apparently a bit of a prodigy as well.

Castle and the boys was a lil clusterfucky but its all about the entrance and theatrics. Loooove that dude.

Gresham and Claudio was really good. I still don't really agree with it but if you're gonna do it then that's the right way.

I don't really like Mercedes and Deeb being married to Marty Scurll while cutting promos about perverts in wrestling is still super weird to me but it was a good match.

The pop Joe got when he won is what should have closed the show. Lethal is legit like post hiatus Shawn Michaels level in terms of consistently making his opponent look good. I really liked the story with them jumping him before the bell and I'll be damned if Satnam Singh doesn't seem to be turning into a real pro wrestler before our eyes. He already seems to get it better than Kali ever did.

 I always struggle to get past what carny trash the Briscoes are. They look like the result of the bushwackers doubling up on some meth head after a show in one of the territories. That bell shot was legit though.

Cash Wheeler said it best…Enzo on meth.

Is Marty Scurll finished? He was on the rise for quite a bit. I know Deeb dated Marty for a bit. Not sure if they’re still together. She doesn’t seem to have facial features.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 23, 2022, 08:12:29 PM
Satnam is def better than Khali already.   I don’t want to be offensive in case it’s related to a health thing,  but Khali never seemed present mentally.   Always felt like his mind was miles awAy
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 24, 2022, 03:44:19 AM
Danielson vs Garcia on Dynamite.   That will be rad



The Lit nerd in me just realizes how much I want Virgil to manage Dante just for the 5 people that would appreciate the Inferno reference
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 24, 2022, 06:10:28 AM
Danielson vs Garcia on Dynamite.   That will be rad



The Lit nerd in me just realizes how much I want Virgil to manage Dante just for the 5 people that would appreciate the Inferno reference

I always appreciated The Authors of Pain’s names being a nod to Occam’s Razor.

Also The Eliminators names being a bit to Roman and Greek Mythology.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 24, 2022, 06:35:29 AM
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Hahahaha Jimmy Wang Yuta...im stealing that. Hell of a match by the kids. Garcia is really fucking good, he definitely gets the business and his psychology and pacing are far beyond his years. Btw  Jimmy Wang Yang is actually an awesome dude by all regards. Dude was really good in the ring and he's mentoring his daughter Jazzy who's apparently a bit of a prodigy as well.

Castle and the boys was a lil clusterfucky but its all about the entrance and theatrics. Loooove that dude.

Gresham and Claudio was really good. I still don't really agree with it but if you're gonna do it then that's the right way.

I don't really like Mercedes and Deeb being married to Marty Scurll while cutting promos about perverts in wrestling is still super weird to me but it was a good match.

The pop Joe got when he won is what should have closed the show. Lethal is legit like post hiatus Shawn Michaels level in terms of consistently making his opponent look good. I really liked the story with them jumping him before the bell and I'll be damned if Satnam Singh doesn't seem to be turning into a real pro wrestler before our eyes. He already seems to get it better than Kali ever did.

 I always struggle to get past what carny trash the Briscoes are. They look like the result of the bushwackers doubling up on some meth head after a show in one of the territories. That bell shot was legit though.
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Cash Wheeler said it best…Enzo on meth.

Is Marty Scurll finished? He was on the rise for quite a bit. I know Deeb dated Marty for a bit. Not sure if they’re still together. She doesn’t seem to have facial features.

They've been smart enough to keep their mouths shut and heads low, especially after all the speaking out shit happened, but yeah Marty and Serena are more than likely married. They have a mortgage together and the public filings refer to them as married in it, but I don't think anyone's actually found the license yet.

I kinda wanted the Briscoes to win but it was pretty clear from how they booked the match FTR was winning. It was very good, but I got real sick of Caprice screaming that it was the greatest match in history, especially because he started saying it before the match was half finished. There was a little too much forced drama for me, like them pretending to be exhausted or that ridiculous looking pin at the end. The best part for me by far was the bell shot and table bump.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 24, 2022, 05:24:58 PM
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Danielson vs Garcia on Dynamite.   That will be rad



The Lit nerd in me just realizes how much I want Virgil to manage Dante just for the 5 people that would appreciate the Inferno reference
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I always appreciated The Authors of Pain’s names being a nod to Occam’s Razor.

Also The Eliminators names being a bit to Roman and Greek Mythology.

Well since you guys are bringing up classical intellectual pursuits in wrestling I figured I'd share that I've changed my fantasy football team name to one inspired by one of the most genius, sublime wordsmiths and orators of our time and any... Taz.

We are shifting from "scissor me daddy ass" to "Sliced up yambag city" in an attempt to pay tribute to this great man.

I dunno how many of you are BTE watchers but they occasionally have some really cool shit on there. This is one of those weeks. Starting at 17 minutes they have almost 8 minutes of "cutler cam" ringside footage of the tag title 3 way between the bucks, Starks and Hobbs, and Keith Lee/Swerve. Super cool to see and hear a match like that up close.

https://youtu.be/rKRLwFeVfQw

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 24, 2022, 11:56:27 PM
I’m getting so stoked on the likely trios tournament (happening when omega and bucks are healthy).  These four alone in any combo will be MOTY candidate to me

Bucks + Omega
Malakai/Brody/Buddy
Penta/Fenix/PAC
Andrade/Rush/Dragon Lee


Maybe an FTR/CM Punk thrown in the mix

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 25, 2022, 04:56:18 PM
RAW tonight should be a good one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 25, 2022, 08:13:50 PM
RAW tonight should be a good one.

I’ve hated WWE and everything about it (NXT was Macmahon free for a time and was free on Hulu) that it will be hard to ever actually foresee going back to it as a viewer.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 25, 2022, 08:44:13 PM
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RAW tonight should be a good one.
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I’ve hated WWE and everything about it (NXT was Macmahon free for a time and was free on Hulu) that it will be hard to ever actually foresee going back to it as a viewer.

Aside from the moral objections, I just straight up can't watch it because it's a bad wrestling show. I still watch the old stuff, but likewise unless something fundamentally changes I don't see myself watching a full show any time soon. I still have peacock but I'm trying to find an alternative. Maybe I'll steal a marks login so they aren't getting my money anymore or something.

Just watched the new elevation. It was taped at fyter fest so it's got a good crowd and the performers respond well. Theres a solid tag match between Uno/10 and Solo/Comorato. Qt Marshall gets a huge pop and proves that classic heel shtick still works if you do it well. Comorato needs to get brought up to the big show soon. Dude looks straight out of the 80s and he can work.

Oh and I forget who asked about the Renegade twins but they seem to be getting a mini push as jobber heels. I think they even got promo time on one of the YouTube shows. On this episode Robin has a match with Hikaru Shida that's really good. I kinda dig them, Robin has good chops and they seem to be able to work at a pretty high level so they could easily be part of a women's tag scene. Also I'm not sure where they're from but they have pretty severe Longback syndrome.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 25, 2022, 09:08:55 PM
Agreed.   The announcer style is what truly ruins WWE for me.   I did like Mauro (unpopular opinion I know) and Nigel as a team, but TAz and Excalibur when they’re goofing off is def my favorite
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 26, 2022, 01:51:43 AM
Agreed.   The announcer style is what truly ruins WWE for me.   I did like Mauro (unpopular opinion I know) and Nigel as a team, but TAz and Excalibur when they’re goofing off is def my favorite

I actually like McAfee and Cole, but I'm pretty biased since McAfee is basically like listening to my big dumb Yinzer buddies call it. I would love to get him on AEW some day. I like Mauro too but he needs the right partner and situation or he can get a little too wound up and irritating. I think he's really good in like NJPW style promotions, especially with his mma credentials and knowledge.

I remember when Taz started doing commentary back in the day I thought he sucked. I don't know if he actually was that bad or I was just bitter about seeing an ECW original and favorite of mine not wrestling anymore. Him and Excalibur now are probably the most entertaining and likeable commentary duo I've heard since Joel Gertner and Joey Styles back in the later stages of ECW. I actually prefer him to Tony and JR for undercard matches, though he still can't touch them for the main event stuff.

Speaking of Joey Styles, he's probably the best overall commentator I've ever heard. Subjectively speaking he's definitely my favorite (sorry JR, you're still the GOAT). He called the bulk of prime ECW by himself and its some of the most memorable and entertaining stuff in my opinion, though im sure old guys say the same thing about like Gordon Solie and Lance Russell. I do think Styles' style holds up even today when I rewatch, actually I think part of the reason I really like Excalibur is because he reminds me of him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 26, 2022, 02:12:15 AM
Yeah I like him but Cole slips into canned WWE verbiage too much for me.   Granted I haven’t listened to them in a while so it could change. 

I know there are people like Bobby Heenan who have done it well in the past, but I can’t stand the overtly heel announcer anymore.   Taz admits his biases (when storyline appropriate - though I think Team Taz is basically done) but still gives credit where credit is due.   Corey Graves was refreshing for a nanosecond but he killed the whole enterprise for me
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 26, 2022, 05:46:55 AM
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan will forever be my favorites. Their comedic timing was untouchable.

I really like it when Jericho gets in the booth and calls matches, he will have a place in wrestling until the day he dies. When they were running the empty arena he did such a great job filling in when needed. The shit with "Pineapple Pete" was hilarious and actually led to some unknown guy getting a little shine and a good match with Jericho.

People talking shit on Jericho for beating Kingston, but that man has been instrumental in getting a lot of dudes over and cementing big moments in important stories in the company. Him being the first champ was real smart. It brought instant credibilty to that belt and set up Hangman for one of the longest running stories in all of pro wrestling.

And all of the inner circle vignettes they did during quarantine were just funny as fuck.

Before AEW i liked him, but now he in my Mt. Rushmore. Truly a GOAT.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 26, 2022, 05:48:01 AM
Oh and Buttfart, MDM wrestling buddy is tight. My parents never got me one. What a great weed hiding place!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 26, 2022, 11:45:53 AM
Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan will forever be my favorites. Their comedic timing was untouchable.

I really like it when Jericho gets in the booth and calls matches, he will have a place in wrestling until the day he dies. When they were running the empty arena he did such a great job filling in when needed. The shit with "Pineapple Pete" was hilarious and actually led to some unknown guy getting a little shine and a good match with Jericho.

People talking shit on Jericho for beating Kingston, but that man has been instrumental in getting a lot of dudes over and cementing big moments in important stories in the company. Him being the first champ was real smart. It brought instant credibilty to that belt and set up Hangman for one of the longest running stories in all of pro wrestling.

And all of the inner circle vignettes they did during quarantine were just funny as fuck.

Before AEW i liked him, but now he in my Mt. Rushmore. Truly a GOAT.

Yeah Bobby was amazing with anyone but him and Gorilla is next level. Brain's one liners will never be beat.. I think it was either the Bret Owen match or the survivor series where they mention the entire Hart family is sitting in the crowd and without missing a beat he deadpans "Is that what that smell is?!"

Cole is fine when he's with the right partner but he's definitely a corporate robot and he's pretty insufferable when he's with the wrong partner.

I think the people bitching about Jericho going over are mostly either indy marks who see Kingston as "their guy" or newer fans who aren't used to actual long term storytelling. The same people that start talking about how they need to switch the belt 2 weeks after someone wins it and whine when they don't get a major title change on free TV. They're used to binge watching wrestling on the internet so they lose perspective and can't handle a feud playing out in real time. This is classic southern "against all odds" babyface booking and I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was ripped straight from some southern territory or 90's Japan (which was heavily influenced by the southern gaijin) feud that Kingston nerds out on. I feel like half these people will change their minds and say it was genius move when it ends with a legendary PPV match. He's obviously gonna put him over but he's going to do it properly, which means the right time and place. Dynamite shark week gimmick match ain't that time.

I'm also not sure why people think this is Jericho demanding to go over and not Eddie's idea, like you said Jericho has put tons of people over and I'm sure TK has ultimate say and would quash that in a second if it was the case. I fucking love that they're doing these escalating consequences matches and I don't understand why people can't just give them credit for a very well done match because they thought the wrong guy won.

Jericho also puts people over on commentary all the time, and manages to do it while staying heel which as Atiba mentioned is rather difficult to do well (Jesse was always surprisingly good at that too). He has plenty of faults but not knowing or respecting the business sure as hell ain't one of them.

I totally agree about putting the belt on him being one of the best moves they've made. I think people also forget that he got a TON of western eyes on NJPW with his run there, I know it caught my attention even though I wasn't really watching much wrestling at the time.

Glad you liked my wrestling buddy, it was definitely the best hiding spot I ever came up with. I got tons of shit from my friends about having basically a man shaped pillow with a hole in it, so maybe my dad just thought I was fucking it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 26, 2022, 12:05:39 PM
Admittedly weird opinion but I think Taz/Cole is an underrated commentator team. I watched some Smackdowns from 2003 recently and they were clearly having a lot of fun taking shots at each other throughout that period.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 26, 2022, 01:12:04 PM
Admittedly weird opinion but I think Taz/Cole is an underrated commentator team. I watched some Smackdowns from 2003 recently and they were clearly having a lot of fun taking shots at each other throughout that period.

That's a good oddball one. Like I said I thought Taz sucked back in the day, but that was mostly just me being bitter about the demise of ECW and hating anyone that wasn't King/JR. With the passage of time and gaining perspective I can say he's always been a solid commentator.

He didn't do much commentary, but I feel like the "Quintessential Stud Muffin" Joel Gertner doesn't get the love he deserves. His innuendo and one liners were legendary, dude was smart as shit (he was a legit ivy league law student) but just wanted to make pussy and dick jokes and that really resonated with me for obvious reasons haha. He was also a big part of that absolutely nuclear heat that the Dudley's had for a while there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 26, 2022, 01:28:55 PM
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Admittedly weird opinion but I think Taz/Cole is an underrated commentator team. I watched some Smackdowns from 2003 recently and they were clearly having a lot of fun taking shots at each other throughout that period.
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That's a good oddball one. Like I said I thought Taz sucked back in the day, but that was mostly just me being bitter about the demise of ECW and hating anyone that wasn't King/JR. With the passage of time and gaining perspective I can say he's always been a solid commentator.

He didn't do much commentary, but I feel like the "Quintessential Stud Muffin" Joel Gertner doesn't get the love he deserves. His innuendo and one liners were legendary, dude was smart as shit (he was a legit ivy league law student) but just wanted to make pussy and dick jokes and that really resonated with me for obvious reasons haha. He was also a big part of that absolutely nuclear heat that the Dudley's had for a while there.

Joel Gertner was the best.

Him, Joey Styles, and even Lance Wright were a great talking head trio.

ECW Taz was the best. WWE ruined his character and nobody wanted to get dropped on their heads with a German or head and arm Taz-plex.

I miss old ECW. Biggest regret is I never caught a show at the ECW arena, only a house show in the suburbs.

Any old Wrestlecrap readers in the mix?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 26, 2022, 03:56:07 PM
I also didn’t know that Tully Blanchard left AEW/ROH and that Jonathan Gresham asked for his release and is apparently done with wrestling for a while.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 26, 2022, 04:23:18 PM
I also didn’t know that Tully Blanchard left AEW/ROH and that Jonathan Gresham asked for his release and is apparently done with wrestling for a while.

Yeah I saw that. Really weird. Wonder if the Vince stuff spooked him because of some skeletons in his own closet or something. Hope it's nothing bad but the timing seems so weird with him recently getting back on TV and having his own stable.

His Daughter is a real piece of work too which is a shame because she might actually be better in the ring than he was. I have no idea if this was ever proven or debunked but it's one of the weirder modern wrestling sleaze stories so here goes... apparently when she was on the indys some perv money mark on the internet offered her a couple of grand to make an audio recording of her taking a dump while talking dirty. She must have needed the money, because a quick google search will lead you to the recording in question and it does sound like her. You can also find Cornette and Last listening to/discussing it on one of the drive thrus and its fucking gold.

I'm getting new teeth tomorrow. I told them when they do the thing where they show them to you in the mirror I want Rick Rude's "simply ravishing" WCW theme playing. Then I'm going to gather all the dental assistants around and call them sweat hogs and gyrate my hips before leaving the office.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 26, 2022, 04:47:35 PM
I also didn’t know that Tully Blanchard left AEW/ROH and that Jonathan Gresham asked for his release and is apparently done with wrestling for a while.

I don’t know that Tullys out - they just changed up Tully Enterprises to be without him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 26, 2022, 11:05:09 PM
If anyones paying attention to the first song the in wknd video/the 411 it originally was used in - AJ Styles used to use a remix of that as his entrance music in ROH/indies.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2022, 06:59:12 AM
I saw HHH heads up creative for all WWE now. This should be good.

Wonder who he’ll poach from AEW…

Also, I hope he brings back most of the released talent, especially Killer Kross and Bray.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 27, 2022, 06:12:05 PM
I saw HHH heads up creative for all WWE now. This should be good.

Wonder who he’ll poach from AEW…

Also, I hope he brings back most of the released talent, especially Killer Kross and Bray.

I have a feeling that Vince still has more say than anyone is letting on. HHH is still his son and law and he still owns 83% of the company and using it as inheritance blackmail is definitely something Vince would do.

Bringing Bray back seems like a very real possibility but I don't know if he wants to come back for less money. He was making a LOT in his last contract. Kross and Scarlett I think are pretty over the fed after they fucked him up the first time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2022, 06:33:54 PM
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I saw HHH heads up creative for all WWE now. This should be good.

Wonder who he’ll poach from AEW…

Also, I hope he brings back most of the released talent, especially Killer Kross and Bray.
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I have a feeling that Vince still has more say than anyone is letting on. HHH is still his son and law and he still owns 83% of the company and using it as inheritance blackmail is definitely something Vince would do.

Bringing Bray back seems like a very real possibility but I don't know if he wants to come back for less money. He was making a LOT in his last contract. Kross and Scarlett I think are pretty over the fed after they fucked him up the first time.

RAW last night seemed somewhat different.

I especially loved Roman’s “your daddy ain’t here no more” shot at Theory. I’m a Theory stan and a Tribal Chief fan and that interaction was gold.

I can see them trying to switch the feel of the product up a little. They are going to TV-14 now.

Speaking of which, Jungle Boy’s promo was surprising. Especially with how he started it. It’s like AEW is trying to match it.

Also love Hook winning his dad’s title and love the Ricky Starks face turn to what I hope is a singles push. I think Hobbs will benefit greatly too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2022, 07:06:23 PM
Tonight’s Dynamite was the showcase of the future. I absolutely loved Garcia going over on Danielson. He needed that win more than the American Dragon did. This episode was to Hook, Dante, and Garcia what Hockey X was to Diego and Campos.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 28, 2022, 04:13:19 PM
Tonight’s Dynamite was the showcase of the future. I absolutely loved Garcia going over on Danielson. He needed that win more than the American Dragon did. This episode was to Hook, Dante, and Garcia what Hockey X was to Diego and Campos.

I watched it but was still pretty beat up from surgery so I didn't take any notes but yeah the Starks + Hobbs turn and then Garcia going over BD relatively cleanly were definitely not what I expected and I'm down for it.

I didn't like Anna leaving DO for the JAS though. I'm not sure why people are making such a big deal about her... She's hot  but she can't cut a promo (or even keep a straight face while someone else cuts theirs) and she's average at best in the ring. Her finish is a fucking goofy looking sleeper that she barely locks in. Im sorry but AEWs womens division in general just fucking sucks and they need to either overhaul it or stop giving it prime TV time. Statlander vs Jade could be like Bayley vs Sasha was for NXT a few years ago but were gonna keep getting Marina Shitfire and Julia Hart even though they cant work and awkward rambling 10 minute promos from Rosa even though she can't talk. Get it together Tony, I'd really love to not instantly look for the fast forward button every time I hear your women's champs music hit.

Oh the rematch vs Yamashita was boring as fuck too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on July 28, 2022, 10:04:32 PM
I've been going on a couple trips around Canada lately and haven't been able to watch AEW for a couple weeks. Watching the latest dynamite on tape and I actually found myself appreciating Sammy and Tay they are the annoying couple that everyone hates. I think it needs a tweak in some way... idk if making them fight and show cracks in the realationship or if making them try to be less outright annoying but still be annoying. It's missing something
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2022, 10:37:54 PM
Did I get dropped on my head or is there a passing resemblance between Sammy and Steve-O (a pristine condition SteveO of course
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 02:14:16 AM
I've been going on a couple trips around Canada lately and haven't been able to watch AEW for a couple weeks. Watching the latest dynamite on tape and I actually found myself appreciating Sammy and Tay they are the annoying couple that everyone hates. I think it needs a tweak in some way... idk if making them fight and show cracks in the realationship or if making them try to be less outright annoying but still be annoying. It's missing something

I think Eddie Kingston just summed up exactly how I feel about Sammy... Im paraphrasing a bit but

"He does the same moves as the bucks, except he's worse at them."

Maybe it's because he's been on TV way too much since I started watching, but I can't even get behind him as someone I enjoy hating. For me he's just a boring spot monkey who doesn't understand ring psychology. He has to mostly rely on being a real life scumbag to get heat and I've never been a fan of that.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 29, 2022, 02:04:53 PM
Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 29, 2022, 02:21:37 PM
Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.

6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 29, 2022, 03:53:00 PM
Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.


Agreed but it’ll be better for Anna’s professional development to be around most of those guys.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:27:52 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:24:50 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:25:44 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:26:02 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:26:26 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2022, 04:27:14 PM
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Missed Dynamite. Watched highlights on YouTube. After that Dark Order promo a few weeks ago where Uno claimed "We aren't going anywhere" I'm pretty bummed they just moved Anna Jay to JAS for no real reason. Like now they have 6 dudes and two women in a stable. That's way too much.

Jobhausen leading into Hook was pretty sick.
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6 guys and 2 women in a stable is shades of Kevin Sullivan’s Army of Darkness from the Florida territory back in the day.

One of those women was Woman herself. The other was Luna Vachon.

That angle was so far ahead of its time. Smack dab in the midst of the satanic panic too. Sullivan got jobs he didn't deserve for the next 30 years because of that angle and even today you see its influence in like house of black or Wyatt family types groups.

Nancy was SO fucking hot back then. Like Im not even exaggerating when I say 80s Florida "fallen angel" Nancy is perhaps the single hottest valet ever, right up there with like 1996 sunny.

(https://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/a/armyofdarkness/02.jpg)

Then they being in Luna as a "local reporter" named Trudy, looking incredibly plain and innocent. Sullivan hauls off and fucking slaps her on TV, then kidnaps her and brainwashes her and shaves her head and turns her into another of his slaves

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAq5STNXoAAAlur.jpg)

(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/67/5b/a8/675ba82d84378a4fe15564e0c997a83f.jpg)

It's corny as fuck when you watch it now, but that shit actually scared the hell out of parents. The 80s were fucking wild man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 30, 2022, 04:50:13 PM
I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 30, 2022, 05:34:51 PM
I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.

Bayley, Shirai, and Dakota Kai? HHH’s impact already being felt.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 30, 2022, 05:45:27 PM
I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.

That’s fair but I’d compare Anna Jay to NXT wrestlers.   She’s only like 21 or 22.   Becky’s been doing this for like 15 years
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Post by: blurst_of_times on July 30, 2022, 06:26:09 PM
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I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.
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Bayley, Shirai, and Dakota Kai? HHH’s impact already being felt.
I'm so fucking pumped about this. I'm at a concert but saw it on IG between sets. Psyched that Bayley is back, more than anything. Was scared that Io was going to leave WWE after not seeing her on NXT for a minute, so happy she's on the main roster. And Dakota is also great.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 30, 2022, 06:31:00 PM
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I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.
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Bayley, Shirai, and Dakota Kai? HHH’s impact already being felt.
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I'm so fucking pumped about this. I'm at a concert but saw it on IG between sets. Psyched that Bayley is back, more than anything. Was scared that Io was going to leave WWE after not seeing her on NXT for a minute, so happy she's on the main roster. And Dakota is also great.

I’m willing to bet that’s not the last surprise for Summerslam.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 30, 2022, 06:34:31 PM
I think Becky was going for Bowie but ended up looking like the Heat Miser

I like the idea of these two getting called up/rehired - but the group seems weird.    Not digging Dakota’s hair/look.   

Apparently Shirai is Iyo Skye now. 
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 30, 2022, 07:31:48 PM
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I have nothing better to do than watch Summerslam but I still don't know if I will. I wish the Flair thing was tonight and SS was tomorrow.

Yes, I'd rather watch Ric Flair wrestle with a pacemaker than I would the 3rd biggest WWE PPV.

Alright, I watched the Becky and Bianca match. Even with the camera cuts and awful commentary, comparing that to the Anna Jay vs Ruby match from Rampage is night and day. AEW has a loooong way to go before their women are on this level. Becky might be top 5 wrestlers (of any gender) of this generation. She's so fucking good. Reminds me of a female Jericho in that you could give her anything and she'll get it over.
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That’s fair but I’d compare Anna Jay to NXT wrestlers.   She’s only like 21 or 22.   Becky’s been doing this for like 15 years

All the more reason why she shouldn't be in the main event for the next decade. I'd love nothing more than to be able to say Tony is a genius and does everything right and he's gonna put the fed out of business but his women's booking is atrocious. Jade has been about the only good thing this year, but even that has been semi-bungled at points.

Anna is hot as fuck but I genuinely think she's at about the same level as Lana. Actually not even at that level because at least Lana was a good promo. As such, they deserve the same level of criticism I'd give the fed if they put Lana in a main event singles match. I've watched a lot of Anna Jay matches due to my dark/elevation habit and I genuinely can't think of a good one. Not even I can justify putting someone over just because they have a 11/10 ass, not nowadays at least. They need to send her to Japan for a while or something.

I might actually watch WWE just for the women's division if Bayley comes back full force. I thought that whole staredown thing was kinda weird and super forced, but I'm definitely going to watch if it's Bayley vs Becky in any capacity.

McAfee nearly necked himself like 4 times in that match.

Jeff Jarrett is an awesome ref. Every time he does his count I half expect him to cut it off and start strutting across the ring.
Can't wait to see him mix it up with Andrade tomorrow.

Liv is wearing some shit leftover from her rhea BDSM gimmick I guess? She has a full on crotch zipper. Pretty good match with her and Ronda, could have done without the dusty finish though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 30, 2022, 07:49:51 PM
I agree with all points Anna and I think that’s why she’s with JAS now, to get better at all that stuff by being around vets all the time.   She was basically elevated when their female stars got stuck in their home countries during the pandemic and they likely don’t want to bail on her completely due to people liking her.    But knowing AEW, she’s not likely to have a solo match again for a bit.   That one with Ruby was just to cement her new character


She’s basically Liv when Liv first got called up skill-wise.   If she’s passionate (I believe Lance Storm is a family friend that trains her) she could mirror Liv’s journey (without the Vince/creative fuckery)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 31, 2022, 06:06:59 AM
That main event was fucking WILD. I wasn't expecting much after mania, but man they kinda killed it. If that was actually Brock's last match then man what a way to go. I can't believe they let him do that shit with the ring, that seems like a lot of things could have gone very wrong, including him flipping it into the crowd or killing their champion and biggest star. Unless they gimmicked it somehow, but I didn't see anything when they were showing the underneath shots.

Gotta say Brock knocked it out of the park there. His selling and timing were great and he took some beefy fucking bumps. Both dudes knocked lumps out of each other but Brock stole the show for me. Watching those tables just explode under the weight of those two big beefy boys was beautiful. Let's get more of that shit and less Miz vs Logan Paul please.
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 31, 2022, 10:18:00 AM
Complete matches i missed due to falling asleep:

Lashley v Theory
Liv v Ronda
Roman v Brock
Uso v street Profit (Saw their Titans entrance though, pretty cool)

I actually kinda liked the logan paul v miz match. He definitely has some work to do with the basic mechanics of a match, but he has the sports entertainment on lock. Miz is a great heel and made him look pretty good. The frog splash might be 3rd all time behind Eddie and Montez Ford.

I liked Dakota Kai since she was in the first Mae Young tournament, so glad to see her back. Iyo almost jumped and danced herself into a nip slip. If a photo of Bayley in a thong ever hit the internet I would have no need for porn hub ever again.

I woke up to see the pin in the main event and was so confused when I saw the aftermath of the ring. I'll probably rewatch that match and maybe Liv.

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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 31, 2022, 03:13:41 PM
Complete matches i missed due to falling asleep:

Lashley v Theory
Liv v Ronda
Roman v Brock
Uso v street Profit (Saw their Titans entrance though, pretty cool)

I actually kinda liked the logan paul v miz match. He definitely has some work to do with the basic mechanics of a match, but he has the sports entertainment on lock. Miz is a great heel and made him look pretty good. The frog splash might be 3rd all time behind Eddie and Montez Ford.

I liked Dakota Kai since she was in the first Mae Young tournament, so glad to see her back. Iyo almost jumped and danced herself into a nip slip. If a photo of Bayley in a thong ever hit the internet I would have no need for porn hub ever again.

I woke up to see the pin in the main event and was so confused when I saw the aftermath of the ring. I'll probably rewatch that match and maybe Liv.

Dude I say this as someone who lives to shit on the fed these days... You need to watch the main event like ASAP. Its going to go down as one of those legendary spots and what I loved about it most was that it seemed unsafe as fuck.

Dude Bayley was looking stacked as fuck. I would totally give her the creepy way too long hugs. Liv made it difficult to concentrate on the match at times too.

Anyone else watching Ric Flair's final match? This shit is actually going to be good I think. Tony Schiavone is doing commentary with Ian Rickyboner and holy shit they have the old set from the Crockett years! Unfortunately David Crockett is also there on commentary. Hopefully he won't be there all night. Here's a link if you don't have any Fite credits.

http://watchprowrestling.org/video/watch-jcp-ric-flairs-last-match-ppv-7-31-2022/

Edit: Holy shit this is like bad 90s wrestling clusterfucky and it's beautiful. There's a gigantic indy battle royale with fucking Devon Storm/Crowbar and Wolfie D and Bully Ray and Joey Janela and Kizzarny and no one has any idea what's going on. Please let this whole show be this insane. Dave Prazak and Tony trying to rapidly explain modern indy wrestling gimmicks (including Effy) to fat old David Crockett as they fly over the top rope is the kind of thing I could get used to.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 31, 2022, 04:12:10 PM
It’s only a matter of time before Montez goes the HBK route and makes a singles run to the world title. He’d make a good cocky heel.

I wouldn’t be mad if they threw us for a swerve and gave Dawkins the singles run.

Also can’t wait to see when Theory cashes in and wins the belt. I don’t think they’d have him cash in on Reigns though.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on July 31, 2022, 08:40:39 PM
It’s only a matter of time before Montez goes the HBK route and makes a singles run to the world title. He’d make a good cocky heel.

I wouldn’t be mad if they threw us for a swerve and gave Dawkins the singles run.

Also can’t wait to see when Theory cashes in and wins the belt. I don’t think they’d have him cash in on Reigns though.
I hope he doesn't cash in for like another 9 or 10 months just so we can see the continual destruction of that briefcase
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 31, 2022, 08:47:40 PM
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It’s only a matter of time before Montez goes the HBK route and makes a singles run to the world title. He’d make a good cocky heel.

I wouldn’t be mad if they threw us for a swerve and gave Dawkins the singles run.

Also can’t wait to see when Theory cashes in and wins the belt. I don’t think they’d have him cash in on Reigns though.
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I hope he doesn't cash in for like another 9 or 10 months just so we can see the continual destruction of that briefcase

Royal rumble dictates Wrestlemania championship.   MITB should dictate Summerslam in the same way. 

 Cash ins are just cheap now and it’s hard to be stoked, especially for a face, to finally win the belt In The sneakiest of ways.   It’s basically the 24/7 title then
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 31, 2022, 11:47:09 PM
That Flair show was a blast. Honestly one of the best shows I've seen all year. Literally not a bad match on the card except for the predictably awful/awesome main event.  Of course Flair fucking bladed haha. He looked like he tried to actively die in there before it got to the interview but then, in true Flair fashion he killed the promo.

They did it really smart, they had a commentator from the promotion that the match was from and did it as like a celebration of all the different styles of modern wrestling. Watching the AAA guys totally win old David Crockett over and have him marking out by the end was a highlight for me personally, but absolutely everyone delivered. Kross/DBS was probably my least favorite but I think they were short on time. Was a nice reminder how good Scarlett is though.

Andrade looks really good in trunks. I don't think I've ever seen him wear them before. He was wearing his old fed knee pads too haha. It was refreshing to see him work as a babyface again, his timing is absolutely impeccable.

But yeah I figured I'd like it but not nearly as much as I did, If you missed it it's absolutely worth seeking out.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 01, 2022, 12:28:42 AM
I heard good things about Bandido Taurus.   Will definitely check it out.  The card is nuts
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 02, 2022, 06:52:30 PM
I heard good things about Bandido Taurus.   Will definitely check it out.  The card is nuts

In true WCW Saturday night fashion, the luchadors stole the show for me. That was the first Black Taurus match I've seen and he got over huge with me. Brick shit house in the coolest bull mask I've ever seen doing crazy lucha shit? Yes please. Definitely gonna try to find some more English commentary stuff with him.

I have to say even on going back and kinda skimming some of the stuff I missed that I don't think there was a bad match. There was only one like straight up banger (the lucha match) but even stuff like Pillman Jr and Brock vs the rock n roll that I figured was gonna be all shtick ended up being solid. It really is a buffet show though, and I think they did a really good job of balancing the modern high-spot super work rate stuff with classic storytelling. Wolves vs Guns takes a second for Davey and Eddie to find their rhythm but it builds to a really good early indy boom style match by the end.

Oh and Jacob Fatu is ALWAYS must watch. I know he's not super well behaved backstage and can't travel certain places because of his record and he's not the best promo, but holy fuck is he a force in the ring. He's like Haku and Umaga rolled into one and sprinkled liberally with "make a difference" Fatu haha. Watch his match just for his moonsault. You won't regret it.
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 04, 2022, 05:14:42 PM
I've been out of town and only watched a few highlights, but just talked to wifey and she filled me in on Dynamite last night. Page and the Bucks will 100% be first trios champ. Hopefully Adam Cole and his worthless friends go away after that. Hungle Boy v Cage will be real good and hopefully elevates Jungle Boy as a singles act as well as his tag work.

Jericho once again shows how to use a mic properly. Does Kingston get involved in the match against Mox?

Why put your women's world champ in a tag team every week and essentially not use her belt for any storylines? Oh, because she not super exciting in the ring and is complete garbo on the mic. Please let this lead to Toni Storm taking the belt. That is the only good reason for this.

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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 04, 2022, 07:15:44 PM
I've been out of town and only watched a few highlights, but just talked to wifey and she filled me in on Dynamite last night. Page and the Bucks will 100% be first trios champ. Hopefully Adam Cole and his worthless friends go away after that. Hungle Boy v Cage will be real good and hopefully elevates Jungle Boy as a singles act as well as his tag work.

Jericho once again shows how to use a mic properly. Does Kingston get involved in the match against Mox?

Why put your women's world champ in a tag team every week and essentially not use her belt for any storylines? Oh, because she not super exciting in the ring and is complete garbo on the mic. Please let this lead to Toni Storm taking the belt. That is the only good reason for this.

Was wondering when you'd pop in. That's hilarious she's giving you show rundowns while you're out of town haha. If you missed the main event from Summerslam it's as good as the mania one was bad.

Was stoked to see Lethal and OC kick it off and Lethal to get the win. Lethal has been everywhere this week, he killed it (almost literally) at Flair's last match and as usual put on a great match with orange, so it's always cool to see him win on TV. Wardlow vs Lethal should be awesome too. I laughed so fucking hard when the best friends came out on each other's shoulders with a trench coat over them to face off with Satnam.

Christian and Hungle Boy is a crowd pleaser for sure. Heel Christian is just next level. I really want him and MJF to have a "world's biggest asshole" feud at some point.

The dumpster match was wild. They really are doing all the NAO spots haha. The bump off the stage looked really fucking gnarly, much respect to them for taking that.

Kingston and Mox are boys both in real life and storyline so it would fit. Kingston vs Jericho is definitely not done despite what the marks seem to think.

I was thinking they need to either turn Rosa heel or get the belt off her. She could maybe salvage it if she just embraced the fact people are over her and turned, but I doubt she will. Toni would definitely be a better champ. Has there been a major champ with an onlyfans before?

Live rampage and battle of the belts this weekend.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2022, 08:23:13 PM
I really want mox to lose the title back to Eddie at the Arthur Ashe stadium in NY and then set up him fighting CM pUnk for it continuing that feud

Or some combination that involved those three and Eddie winning it in NY
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 06, 2022, 04:48:51 AM
Killer Kross back in WWE. I hope HHH doesn’t botch  this one. Glad I caught him in NJPW.

https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc (https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc)
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 06, 2022, 09:31:25 AM
I always thought this guy (and Scarlet) was tailor made for  Vince to know how to use.   Was shocked he fucked it up so bad
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 06, 2022, 11:12:55 AM
Killer Kross back in WWE. I hope HHH doesn’t Bitch this one. Glad I caught him in NJPW.

https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc (https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc)


Haha my coworker just told me about this and I thought of you. He's a better fit for WWE than AEW so this makes sense all around. I wonder if Vince tried to get frisky with Scarlett (she's DEFINITELY his type) and that had something to do with the departure.

Live rampage was so-so, Mance Warner and Mox had a decent old fashioned brawl. Lots of taters and weapons. I was half asleep so I don't remember much of the rest of the show. The crowd seemed kind of worn out so hopefully that means whatever they taped for Battle of the Belts tonight was good. REALLY looking forward to Wardlow vs Lethal. Huge fan of both dudes for entirely different reasons.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 06, 2022, 09:39:51 PM
I hope he didn’t, that was a problem Scarlett had at TNA with Don Callis supposedly
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 07, 2022, 01:41:22 AM
Oh shit I completely forgot about the Callis thing. I was just watching the Flair thing the other day and it dawned on me that she kinda looks like Sable who has been rumored to have earned her push on her knees and I figured Vince would probably have tried it on her too.

The newest botchamania has a couple absolutely legendary Vince bits, including one of the funniest ending segments in a long time.

https://youtu.be/qmuoPmkqodM



Watched Battle of the Belts. Now I get why the crowd was a little dead for Rampage. That Takeshita - Claudio match was absolutely tremendous. 25 minutes of two big dudes just going at it with like a dozen false finishes and they had the crowd into it. Shit, they got a huge pop on a monkey flip of all things. Won't spoil the winner if you haven't watched it, but I highly recommend it.

The only bad thing was the 4 man booth is a bit of a cluster fuck but I still smile every time I hear Regal refer to Taz as "Mr. Maniac" on commentary. I don't know if I'm ever going to get sick of it.

Hayter vs Rosa was surprisingly good. I haven't quite hopped on the Hayter hype train but she's a lot better than I realized. Really solid work from her and Rosa had a good night, she only botched like 2 spots.

Sadly Lethal vs Wardlow was a bit underwhelming. I know it was mostly just an angle but I never really got into it. Would have popped so hard if Wardlow had actually power bombed Satnam. He looked almost comical setting it up, really drives home just how big Satnam really is.

I would not be surprised if HHH tries to snag Takeshita at some point. I don't know if he's under contract with AEW or its just a per appearance deal since he's on excursion, or how it would all work with DDT but he just strikes me as type of dude HHH would pop a chub over. I could totally see him going around having amazing matches with everyone, like a male version of Asuka.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 07, 2022, 02:26:05 AM
Hah well one of those Rosa botches was breaking Hayter’s nose.   

I don’t HHH will get Takeshita.   He probably will get locked up with Tony now if he hasn’t already.    The commentators seem like they are legit in love with him and he’s been wrestling all the top guys and main eventing and over as fuck without one promo.   Frankly, if I was Tony, I’d ship HHH Sammy and Tay.   They seem better suited for over there

I think HHH’s main concern is bringing back all the NXT guys Vince never “got”.   Raw is in Gargano-land Monday.  I’m expecting a reunion of the “Family” or whatever that gargano/Candace/indie/theory faction was.   
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 07, 2022, 10:06:57 AM
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Killer Kross back in WWE. I hope HHH doesn’t Bitch this one. Glad I caught him in NJPW.

https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc (https://youtu.be/fe9UsbdYGVc)
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Haha my coworker just told me about this and I thought of you. He's a better fit for WWE than AEW so this makes sense all around. I wonder if Vince tried to get frisky with Scarlett (she's DEFINITELY his type) and that had something to do with the departure.

Live rampage was so-so, Mance Warner and Mox had a decent old fashioned brawl. Lots of taters and weapons. I was half asleep so I don't remember much of the rest of the show. The crowd seemed kind of worn out so hopefully that means whatever they taped for Battle of the Belts tonight was good. REALLY looking forward to Wardlow vs Lethal. Huge fan of both dudes for entirely different reasons.

Mance Warner is a young Terry Funk.

I’m trying to decide if I want to go to AEW Grand Slam again. I’m already going to the US Open and Dime Glory Challenge a few weeks before.

Grand Slam was cool, but the lines for everything were ridiculously long. I didn’t get to eat until 11:15 when they were filming Rampage.

I’m glad WWE isn’t dead in the water now. I’m convinced their product might end up being better than AEW with HHH running creative. Can’t wait for The Fiend and Sasha Banks to return. I also don’t think he’d botch MJF.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 08, 2022, 11:36:14 PM

Mance Warner is a young Terry Funk.

I’m trying to decide if I want to go to AEW Grand Slam again. I’m already going to the US Open and Dime Glory Challenge a few weeks before.

Grand Slam was cool, but the lines for everything were ridiculously long. I didn’t get to eat until 11:15 when they were filming Rampage.

I’m glad WWE isn’t dead in the water now. I’m convinced their product might end up being better than AEW with HHH running creative. Can’t wait for The Fiend and Sasha Banks to return. I also don’t think he’d botch MJF.

Somewhere in Kentucky, Jim Cornette's blood pressure just went up 50 points since you put that into the world hahaha.

Grand slam should be sick but no sense running yourself ragged. Take this year off and watch it on the couch with a joint and a pizza like the rest of us degenerates.

I guess I was wrong about WWE not changing dramatically. Johnny Ace just got shit canned and apparently Sasha and Naomi are coming back. It sounds like they actually managed to root Vince out and exile him back to his mansion where he can pump iron and longingly sniff his black tank top until we inevitably hear he's signed a contract to wrestle Flair in a hell in a cell match.

Haven't heard anything about Bray but I'm sure it's in the works too. He was making crazy money before (4 mil salary plus a cut of merchandise is what I've read) so I'm not sure how it'll all play out but I think he's gotta go back eventually. Apparently they're considering Dexter Lumis too.

Apparently Vice is doing a dark side of the ring style show called Tales from the Territories that will focus on all the crazy shit that used to happen when wrestling was still a regional game. The Rock is one of the producers so I'm guessing they won't be delving into the really crazy degenerate stuff (like the rock n roll express/Jimmy V glass table story) but whatever, I love old wrestling stories so I'm stoked.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 09, 2022, 12:52:20 AM
And they def won’t be diving in to the trail of bastards Rocky Johnson left throughout Canada hah

Btw Dexter Lumis came back tonight.  It was done in what looks like a super subtle and non-WWE way.   Maybe someday I’ll get over my revulsion of the Fed, but it might take the Miz retiring first.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on August 09, 2022, 11:17:28 AM
WWE hasn’t really held up their end of the bargain on actually trying to compete with AEW. Summerslam and the long overdue NXT bump-ups are a major move in the right direction. We may finally get to see some Monday Night Wars power moves after all.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 09, 2022, 11:54:26 AM
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Mance Warner is a young Terry Funk.

I’m trying to decide if I want to go to AEW Grand Slam again. I’m already going to the US Open and Dime Glory Challenge a few weeks before.

Grand Slam was cool, but the lines for everything were ridiculously long. I didn’t get to eat until 11:15 when they were filming Rampage.

I’m glad WWE isn’t dead in the water now. I’m convinced their product might end up being better than AEW with HHH running creative. Can’t wait for The Fiend and Sasha Banks to return. I also don’t think he’d botch MJF.
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Somewhere in Kentucky, Jim Cornette's blood pressure just went up 50 points since you put that into the world hahaha.

Grand slam should be sick but no sense running yourself ragged. Take this year off and watch it on the couch with a joint and a pizza like the rest of us degenerates.

I guess I was wrong about WWE not changing dramatically. Johnny Ace just got shit canned and apparently Sasha and Naomi are coming back. It sounds like they actually managed to root Vince out and exile him back to his mansion where he can pump iron and longingly sniff his black tank top until we inevitably hear he's signed a contract to wrestle Flair in a hell in a cell match.

Haven't heard anything about Bray but I'm sure it's in the works too. He was making crazy money before (4 mil salary plus a cut of merchandise is what I've read) so I'm not sure how it'll all play out but I think he's gotta go back eventually. Apparently they're considering Dexter Lumis too.

Apparently Vice is doing a dark side of the ring style show called Tales from the Territories that will focus on all the crazy shit that used to happen when wrestling was still a regional game. The Rock is one of the producers so I'm guessing they won't be delving into the really crazy degenerate stuff (like the rock n roll express/Jimmy V glass table story) but whatever, I love old wrestling stories so I'm stoked.

Jim Cornette is the Stephen A Smith of wrestling, except I like Stephen A whenever the Dallas Cowboys lose.

Laurinaitis officially got canned. There has to be more to his involvement in all this.

I loved Max Caster’s Laurinaitis line that he rapped at Bryan Danielson before their match “I end more careers than your father in law.”

The drive up to and back from Queens on a weeknight alone makes me think I’ll just catch AEW at the Liacouras Center like I did the week after the last Grand Slam.

AEW really needs Punk and Omega back. I hope HHH signs MJF and takes Miro back from AEW too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 09, 2022, 06:04:17 PM
A funny tweet I saw - Vince has paid more in hush money (19M) than the Rock did for the XFL (15M)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 09, 2022, 07:55:16 PM
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Mance Warner is a young Terry Funk.

I’m trying to decide if I want to go to AEW Grand Slam again. I’m already going to the US Open and Dime Glory Challenge a few weeks before.

Grand Slam was cool, but the lines for everything were ridiculously long. I didn’t get to eat until 11:15 when they were filming Rampage.

I’m glad WWE isn’t dead in the water now. I’m convinced their product might end up being better than AEW with HHH running creative. Can’t wait for The Fiend and Sasha Banks to return. I also don’t think he’d botch MJF.
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Somewhere in Kentucky, Jim Cornette's blood pressure just went up 50 points since you put that into the world hahaha.

Grand slam should be sick but no sense running yourself ragged. Take this year off and watch it on the couch with a joint and a pizza like the rest of us degenerates.

I guess I was wrong about WWE not changing dramatically. Johnny Ace just got shit canned and apparently Sasha and Naomi are coming back. It sounds like they actually managed to root Vince out and exile him back to his mansion where he can pump iron and longingly sniff his black tank top until we inevitably hear he's signed a contract to wrestle Flair in a hell in a cell match.

Haven't heard anything about Bray but I'm sure it's in the works too. He was making crazy money before (4 mil salary plus a cut of merchandise is what I've read) so I'm not sure how it'll all play out but I think he's gotta go back eventually. Apparently they're considering Dexter Lumis too.

Apparently Vice is doing a dark side of the ring style show called Tales from the Territories that will focus on all the crazy shit that used to happen when wrestling was still a regional game. The Rock is one of the producers so I'm guessing they won't be delving into the really crazy degenerate stuff (like the rock n roll express/Jimmy V glass table story) but whatever, I love old wrestling stories so I'm stoked.
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Jim Cornette is the Stephen A Smith of wrestling, except I like Stephen A whenever the Dallas Cowboys lose.

Laurinaitis officially got canned. There has to be more to his involvement in all this.

I loved Max Caster’s Laurinaitis line that he rapped at Bryan Danielson before their match “I end more careers than your father in law.”

The drive up to and back from Queens on a weeknight alone makes me think I’ll just catch AEW at the Liacouras Center like I did the week after the last Grand Slam.

AEW really needs Punk and Omega back. I hope HHH signs MJF and takes Miro back from AEW too.

I love Corny though I totally get why others hate him. He's a grumpy, out of touch old man but he's also one of the best heels and mic workers I've ever seen. I don't agree with a lot of his opinions on individual wrestlers but that's mostly subjective and I'm sure people would say the same about me if they cared enough to listen to mine. I definitely identify with his passion for wrestling history and I mostly listen to the shows for that and the crazy road stories. I have a newfound appreciation for him as a performer since I started my whole "watch hours of southern 80s wrestling every night" phase too. I grew up on goofy WWF heavenly bodies Corny, so I missed his prime but holy fuck did people want to kill the Midnight back in the day. It's between him and Bubba for the most "this might turn into an actual riot" moments I've seen haha.

I legit think Max Caster could be a huge star with the right booking. This is probably sacrilege but he reminds me of young Rocky or Cena... Looks like a million bucks, crowd loves him, has a unique charisma and can obviously work a mic.

I don't want MJF in WWE. I don't necessarily think they'd waste him, but I don't think they'd give him the same freedom or nearly as much attention as Tony will. I could definitely see them trying to give him a gimmick or something stupid like that. I'm fine with the rosters being like they are as long as they actually spin ROH off into its own entity and clear some of those matches off AEW TV.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 10, 2022, 12:47:33 PM
I'm finally home and excited for Jericho v Moxley tonight.

Darby v King in the coffin match should be good too. Maybe we get the Sting return to help him get the win.

Oh wow I clicked it on NXT last night and two dudes were boxing. With like really bad Mike Tyson Punch Out audio dubbed in when the punches landed. It was so weird. I'm like "I'm confused" and then wifey said "Yeah I'm confused as to why we are watching NXT!"


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 10, 2022, 12:51:28 PM
Hey fellow skate/wrestling fans just a heads up skate warehouse has the Enjoi classic WWF decks on sale for 34.98 and free shipping over $50. I got the green deedz for skating purposes a while back but I'm gonna grab a Jake the Snake and maybe a Taker for the wall. Good decks too once you get used to how stiff they are.

Also tonight is Quake by the Lake. Can't wait to watch Jericho botch his old lionheart move set. Real talk though everyone should be hyped to watch this solely for Brody King vs Darby Allin in a coffin match. Hoping for some skate related spots in this one!

Edit: great minds think alike Stone Cold SHAQUEEF Austin. Great to have you back bud. Tell wifey I said she has better taste than 90% of the marks on the internet.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 10, 2022, 05:18:17 PM
Another win for the 60 year old and the 5’7” 120lber

Oh shit ospreay and dragon Lee in the trios tourney, good shit tony
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 10, 2022, 05:25:20 PM
In my mark ass opinion they botched the suicide dive and king was supposed to fall into the coffin, but I liked the second finish more because I can believe lil Darby could beat a giant by hanging him with a steel chain
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 10, 2022, 06:05:54 PM
Does AEW use fake blood when someone gets color? It looks too bright.

That lucha match was very underwhelming.

Garcia seems to be coming into his own cutting promos now. Anna Jay’s promos are terrible.

Miro’s promos are amazing.

Why is Nick Comoroto dressing like Billy Jack Haynes?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 10, 2022, 06:31:23 PM
In my mark ass opinion they botched the suicide dive and king was supposed to fall into the coffin, but I liked the second finish more because I can believe lil Darby could beat a giant by hanging him with a steel chain
Edit: 2 time Jericho tonight baby, Lionheart putting on for the city, the hart dungeon and the whole of Canada
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 10, 2022, 11:32:21 PM
In my mark ass opinion they botched the suicide dive and king was supposed to fall into the coffin, but I liked the second finish more because I can believe lil Darby could beat a giant by hanging him with a steel chain

Eh I think that was the planned finish, Brody has been doing the hang Darby off the apron and choke him out thing the last few weeks so it's a callback to that. They even briefly teased him doing it again before Darby hit him with the chain, plus that whole spot seems way too complicated to call on the fly that fast.

Here's what I thought of the show 

I kinda loved and kinda hated Darby and Brody. It would have been really good without the HOB-Sting thing. That really ruined the flow of what was otherwise a good match. I'm glad we got the skate related spots, I never knew how much I needed to see bloody corpse paint Brody focus a deck until it happened. The Sting pops out of the coffin spot would have been way better after the match or something, we didn't need 3 minutes of storyline gaga in the middle of the match.

I thought LFI vs Lucha Bros was predictably great. I'm a mark for 3 of the 4 guys and lucha in general so I was always going to like it though. Rush and Andrade look pretty rad in their entrance suits and masks and that stereo dive was absolutely gorgeous. Not as good as the Lucha Bros one, but still great. Not their best but a good match, even if the crowd ruined the finish. Andrade, Rush, and Dragon Lee vs the Bucks trio is gonna be amazing.

Parker Boudreau has future "speaking out" twitlonger written all over him as well.

What the fuck did they do to Nick Comorato? He shaved his beard and wears velour sweat suits and has a stupid hat and lollipop now? Who's idea was that, because it's a really fucking stupid one.

Wardlow is a goddamn star. Had my doubts but dudes killing it.

Goddamn Milfison Rayne looking really good. You can tell she taught Jade some of those spots and probably booked that match since it was very TNA, right down to the completely silent crowd for a large part of the match.

Holy shit BD vs Garcia 2/3 falls should be good.

Woah Jericho got TK to pay for Zombie for one entrance hahaha. That was an awesome match. I don't get why Mox has to bleed in every single match when he can just wrestle. Jericho is so fucking good. Can't believe he pulled all those spots off successfully and then fucking hard-way'ed himself on the turnbuckle. Dude is absolutely one of the best ever and if you disagree I'll throw a fireball in your face. If that was a PPV main event it would go down as legendary.

HOLY SHIT HE'S BACK. LET'S FUCKIN GO. Please God let this end with Max coming back at All Out now. Let's get this train back on the tracks.


Does AEW use fake blood when someone gets color? It looks too bright.

That lucha match was very underwhelming.

Garcia seems to be coming into his own cutting promos now. Anna Jay’s promos are terrible.

Miro’s promos are amazing.

Why is Nick Comoroto dressing like Billy Jack Haynes?

Billy Jack Haynes meets Die Antwoord is a solid way to describe whatever the fuck that look is.

They don't use fake blood, I doubt Tony would say no if someone wanted to do it but these guys are definitely all about gigging themselves. Moxley and Kingston barely even try to hide it when they do it and Jericho seems to just be determined to find new ways to legitimately bust his face open every match (and I'm enjoying the hell out of it). I did notice that Brodys was thick but I think that's just because he cut deep and his blood is 20% gravy.

Anna's "sucking on a lemon" face during group promos because she can't keep a straight face is as distracting to me as Adam Cole's fake stutter. I noticed it once and now it's all I see.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 11, 2022, 10:43:09 AM
Ahhhhhh shit. Fell asleep pretty early on.

I liked Darby v. Brody but the Sting appearance was so predictable. It would have been very cool if Miro was waiting in the coffin. His promo would have had a lot more meaning if he just got done beating their asses.

Shame on whoever caught Penta's mask and didn't throw it back. That match was pretty cool though. Andrade and Rush look awesome in their entrance.

Everything else is a blur. Wifey tried to wake me up for main event but I was toast. Woke up again to see Punk come out.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 11, 2022, 02:43:50 PM
Ahhhhhh shit. Fell asleep pretty early on.

I liked Darby v. Brody but the Sting appearance was so predictable. It would have been very cool if Miro was waiting in the coffin. His promo would have had a lot more meaning if he just got done beating their asses.

Shame on whoever caught Penta's mask and didn't throw it back. That match was pretty cool though. Andrade and Rush look awesome in their entrance.

Everything else is a blur. Wifey tried to wake me up for main event but I was toast. Woke up again to see Punk come out.

I know you're a Jericho mark like myself so I highly recommend you go watch the main when you get a chance. If you need a link just let me know. He legit wrestles it like Lionheart Jericho for the most part and hits his classic spots. It was weird seeing old Jericho playing young Jericho at first but I got into it pretty quick. I usually don't like Mox matches (especially long ones) but he played his role perfectly in this one.

I can't believe I was convinced Jericho was washed up 6 months ago. Seeing the flashes of the ECW/WCW version of him brought back so many good memories of watching wrestling on a 13 inch CRT TV/VCR combo. I had a bootleg copy of extreme warfare vol 2 with Sabu vs Jericho that I used to watch religiously. That tape and ICP stranglemania are seared into my grey matter.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 12, 2022, 05:43:25 AM
Yeah I definitely want to watch the match.

Did you notice in the pre match promos that he actually looked like he was 35? They must have gave him hella makeup he looked like a young Jericho.

I don't think I could name another wrestler whose supposed twilight of their career was this impactful. Like he is still putting on meaningful bangers that cement his GOAT status while also putting an entire company over. When you think about Undertaker wrestling once or twice a year for the last 5-10 with no real reason to be there except that its wrestlemania season, it really puts this man's greatness into perspective. His feud with AJ was OK but other than that he hasn't had a good storyline since the streak ended. And he didn't look near as good in the ring as Jericho still does.

That being said, Mox does not need to bleed so much, its starting to get Cody Rhodes comical and losing the effect.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 12, 2022, 06:39:48 AM
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Ahhhhhh shit. Fell asleep pretty early on.

I liked Darby v. Brody but the Sting appearance was so predictable. It would have been very cool if Miro was waiting in the coffin. His promo would have had a lot more meaning if he just got done beating their asses.

Shame on whoever caught Penta's mask and didn't throw it back. That match was pretty cool though. Andrade and Rush look awesome in their entrance.

Everything else is a blur. Wifey tried to wake me up for main event but I was toast. Woke up again to see Punk come out.
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I know you're a Jericho mark like myself so I highly recommend you go watch the main when you get a chance. If you need a link just let me know. He legit wrestles it like Lionheart Jericho for the most part and hits his classic spots. It was weird seeing old Jericho playing young Jericho at first but I got into it pretty quick. I usually don't like Mox matches (especially long ones) but he played his role perfectly in this one.

I can't believe I was convinced Jericho was washed up 6 months ago. Seeing the flashes of the ECW/WCW version of him brought back so many good memories of watching wrestling on a 13 inch CRT TV/VCR combo. I had a bootleg copy of extreme warfare vol 2 with Sabu vs Jericho that I used to watch religiously. That tape and ICP stranglemania are seared into my grey matter.

2 Cold Scorpio vs Chris Jericho was another good one.

Also his match with Taz where he took a head and arm Taz Plex and the 4-way dance with Scorpio, Pitbull 2, and The Franchise.

Even Flow Jericho in WCW was where he really started to shine as a character. Man of 1,004 holds lol.

I think he ends up finishing his career in WWE. That would be great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 12, 2022, 07:59:37 AM
ARMBAR!!!!!!!

The man of 1,004 holds was amazing work. He goes into that a bit when he was on the Stone Cold Podcast and it was hilarious.

Also, one of my best friends grew up with Dean Malenko as a neighbor.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 12, 2022, 08:07:23 AM
ARMBAR!!!!!!!

The man of 1,004 holds was amazing work. He goes into that a bit when he was on the Stone Cold Podcast and it was hilarious.

Also, one of my best friends grew up with Dean Malenko as a neighbor.

That’s so sick. Dean Malenko was one of my favorite people to watch in WCW. Pair him with a luchador like Psicosis and you have instant gold, even on WCW Worldwide.

I think of Gresham as a modern Dean Malenko.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 12, 2022, 08:53:20 AM
The man of 1,004 holds remains to this day one of the funniest things I've seen in wrestling. I used to walk around doing the "never.....eeeeeeeeeever" thing and popping myself constantly when I was like 12 too.

Since we're reminiscing about his glory days, when I get home I'll see if I can find a link that super J Cup that had super young Jericho and Benoit along with like Ultimo Dragon and Alberto Del Rio's dad and some other oddities. It's a weird but super fun tournament.

Growing up next to Malenko would be interesting haha. Ask him if he ever peeked through the windows and saw him putting the cloverleaf on a hooker or something.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 12, 2022, 07:20:05 PM
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vaq1y
https://fb.watch/eSMMJSsxLn/

Facebook is way better quality (but ik fb shares links weird sometimes) Jericho is my all time goat, with Vince gone I don't really see him going back to WWE. I think he will comentate and podcast when he retires maybe work behind the scenes at AEW. Beyond excited for what I hope is Kenny's return next week. My brother bought me an Omega shirt for Christmas and I have been saving it for his return. I don't wanna jinx it by wearing it all day but I might have to
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 13, 2022, 04:12:01 AM
Hit Row is back. HHH does it again.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 13, 2022, 05:42:04 AM
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4vaq1y
https://fb.watch/eSMMJSsxLn/

Facebook is way better quality (but ik fb shares links weird sometimes) Jericho is my all time goat, with Vince gone I don't really see him going back to WWE. I think he will comentate and podcast when he retires maybe work behind the scenes at AEW. Beyond excited for what I hope is Kenny's return next week. My brother bought me an Omega shirt for Christmas and I have been saving it for his return. I don't wanna jinx it by wearing it all day but I might have to

That's the one. I think that was also the show Liger (one of my all timers) worked heel against a crab man and it was every bit as amazing as it sounds.

My stance on Jericho is I don't necessarily think he's the goat, but I can't argue with anyone that does. He's making a real case for himself lately though, this run has been awesome. When I rank him ge's in that weird spot where he's not the absolute best at anything, but he's like very close to the top of everything. Kurt Angle is kind of the same thing... They can get anything you give them over, pop any crowd, and have a 5 star match with a sack of potatoes.

For those who didn't watch rampage... we got a mixed tag with Sammy/Tay vs Dante Thigh Blue. The girls put on a hell of a show, they have great chemistry together. Granted I needed a cold shower before I could go to bed, but a really fun match.

Poor Statlander blew her other knee out. Probably out close to a year. Should have put the strap on her or let her win the Owen, hopefully there's still some heat in the iron when she comes back but man they blew that one.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 16, 2022, 02:14:26 AM
On the new episode of BTE the Bucks did a not very subtle tease of Kenny Omega returning on Wednesday. I don't think they'd do it just to pop a rating, but I do feel like with Tony you always have to sort of think he might be bringing in some new indy darling or fed castaway. I hate that it's gotten to that point, so please let this be the start of Omega, Punk, and MJF coming back and them trimming the fat and concentrating on their stars again. Make ROH it's own thing or keep it on Rampage/dark and stop having pointless dream matches all the time. It's fine once in a while but you did a whole PPV of those, it's time to build some storylines that get people invested again.

I might be being impatient but I kind of want Mox vs Punk to be MJF's return. Have him cost Punk the match, then beat Mox for the belt so we get Punk having to chase a chickenshit heel champ. I feel like that dynamic would work a little better than him cheating to beat his hero directly.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 16, 2022, 05:07:17 AM
On the new episode of BTE the Bucks did a not very subtle tease of Kenny Omega returning on Wednesday. I don't think they'd do it just to pop a rating, but I do feel like with Tony you always have to sort of think he might be bringing in some new indy darling or fed castaway. I hate that it's gotten to that point, so please let this be the start of Omega, Punk, and MJF coming back and them trimming the fat and concentrating on their stars again. Make ROH it's own thing or keep it on Rampage/dark and stop having pointless dream matches all the time. It's fine once in a while but you did a whole PPV of those, it's time to build some storylines that get people invested again.

I might be being impatient but I kind of want Mox vs Punk to be MJF's return. Have him cost Punk the match, then beat Mox for the belt so we get Punk having to chase a chickenshit heel champ. I feel like that dynamic would work a little better than him cheating to beat his hero directly.

Didn’t both BTE and Raw reference that promo where Rey breaks the cabinet he’s doing pull ups on in the background?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 16, 2022, 07:55:46 PM
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On the new episode of BTE the Bucks did a not very subtle tease of Kenny Omega returning on Wednesday. I don't think they'd do it just to pop a rating, but I do feel like with Tony you always have to sort of think he might be bringing in some new indy darling or fed castaway. I hate that it's gotten to that point, so please let this be the start of Omega, Punk, and MJF coming back and them trimming the fat and concentrating on their stars again. Make ROH it's own thing or keep it on Rampage/dark and stop having pointless dream matches all the time. It's fine once in a while but you did a whole PPV of those, it's time to build some storylines that get people invested again.

I might be being impatient but I kind of want Mox vs Punk to be MJF's return. Have him cost Punk the match, then beat Mox for the belt so we get Punk having to chase a chickenshit heel champ. I feel like that dynamic would work a little better than him cheating to beat his hero directly.
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Didn’t both BTE and Raw reference that promo where Rey breaks the cabinet he’s doing pull ups on in the background?

Not sure, I actually only watched the Bucks ending bit because I heard that they did the tease. Usually I save all the YouTube stuff - BTE, dark/elevation, and now Hey-E-W (R.J. City is great)  for Wednesday morning and then get stupendously high and watch it all. Its my day off so it kind of replicates the old Saturday morning wrestling programming of my youth where they would have like Superstars, WCW pro, and USWA/Memphis wrestling all one after the other (on different channels).

It wouldn't surprise me though, they love doing smarky shit like that on BTE and in interviews. I do enjoy when they have the good Bros on and make Festus references. I'm still not interested enough in WWE to watch raw or SD regularly so no idea if they did it 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 16, 2022, 09:21:52 PM
They did, Rhea did it and posted it on Twitter. 

Hey E W has been on a hot streak lately.  Regal was really good, but this Taz was found it in its sweet spot.  It doesn’t quite work when baby faces have to act affronted by him (OCassidy didn’t quite work right) but  RJ seems like he’s figured out the formula well.    Not quite Between Two Ferns mixed with some not quite Narduwar.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 17, 2022, 05:30:55 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 17, 2022, 08:13:56 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!

KENNYS HOME!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 17, 2022, 09:33:34 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!

Tony Kahn’s going to try and be a little bit nicer backstage?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2022, 12:52:25 PM
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IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
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Tony Kahn’s going to try and be a little bit nicer backstage?

Ricky The Dragon is Guest Timekeeper tonight
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 17, 2022, 01:42:44 PM
Loving the hype boys. Just stopped by the grocery store and dispensary and grabbed my supplies. I got a blueberry muffin at both places!

8pm can't get here fast enough!

If any of y'all need to pass the time they had Daddy Magic do commentary on Elevation. It's entertaining as hell.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2022, 06:07:34 PM
I’m sure there are exceptions, but watching Dynamite so far makes me love how AEW doesn’t insult my intelligence.   Every betrayal/turn has believable and well set up  justification.   

Super stoked Dragon got his moment, but that it didn’t involve stopping shenanigans in the match.


Worth noting (mentioned to me by someone else) Luchasaurus hasn’t laid hands on Christian once in the time he returned to JBs side
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 17, 2022, 06:28:06 PM
I guess we're going to get a quick Toni piss break match and then 20-25 for the big reveal? I've enjoyed the pacing of this episode so far. I think not kicking it straight off with a dream match and then trying to cram everything in really helps.

Damn those belts look amazing.

KENNY FUCKIN OMEGA.

And he has creepy Callis with him. Let's fuckin go.

Wait is he going to wear a shirt? I guess it's not as bad as Flair's tunic but let's see how he looks.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2022, 07:02:37 PM
I guess we're going to get a quick Toni piss break match and then 20-25 for the big reveal? I've enjoyed the pacing of this episode so far. I think not kicking it straight off with a dream match and then trying to cram everything in really helps.

Damn those belts look amazing.

KENNY FUCKIN OMEGA.

And he has creepy Callis with him. Let's fuckin go.

Wait is he going to wear a shirt? I guess it's not as bad as Flair's tunic but let's see how he looks.

I’m glad AEW knows (as they showed with Punks debut) don’t fuck with fan’s expectations about someone they love arriving…

Not to mention, giving us the unification match next week!   Never thought they’d have the balls to make that a free match.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on August 17, 2022, 08:14:59 PM
So glad to see Omega return.
That punk - mox segment was great too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 17, 2022, 08:49:15 PM
I hope Daniel Garcia joins Blackpool Combat Club. He’s the future.

I loved how the cameras cut off right as Dragon Lee took a hammerlock DDT and got unmasked. I got a good chuckle out of that one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2022, 09:07:04 PM
So glad to see Omega return.
That punk - mox segment was great too.

Punk was better on the mic, but Mox crushed with that running out of money comment
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 17, 2022, 09:15:49 PM
I hope Daniel Garcia joins Blackpool Combat Club. He’s the future.

I think that was the original plan but Jericho really saw something in him and wanted him in JAS. I think with Vince leaving WWE they are gonna end JAS ASAP cause it doesnt make sense anymore.(Jerichos IG post after his mox match basically said I'm a pro wrestler fuck all that sports entertainment  bull shit) I think Garcia will get his rightful place in BCC eventually as well.


Also Kenny the GOAT is back couldn't be happier, although I hope he isn't coming back too soon with the shirt and shoulder brace thingy
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 17, 2022, 09:37:25 PM
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I hope Daniel Garcia joins Blackpool Combat Club. He’s the future.
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I think that was the original plan but Jericho really saw something in him and wanted him in JAS. I think with Vince leaving WWE they are gonna end JAS ASAP cause it doesnt make sense anymore.(Jerichos IG post after his mox match basically said I'm a pro wrestler fuck all that sports entertainment  bull shit) I think Garcia will get his rightful place in BCC eventually as well.


Also Kenny the GOAT is back couldn't be happier, although I hope he isn't coming back too soon with the shirt and shoulder brace thingy


Naw, they’re doing Kenny perfectly.   They’re selling his ring rust on commentary, not doing that “coming back stronger than ever”.   

It’s a little like CM punk at comic con talking about how fucked up his foot was then appearing on dynamite later that week and hopping on his bad foot.   Beautiful beautiful carny shit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2022, 04:25:38 AM
Rumors are circulating that there will be an AEW presence at Wrestle Kingdom
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 18, 2022, 05:03:33 AM
So funny I had NFL Network on yesterday and its a Jaguars preseason game and Tony Khan is in the booth chopping it up with the commentators.

Last nights Dynamite was great.

CM Punk certainly won the mic battle IMO. I had a perfect comeback for Mox after Punk was saying shit about him being the 2nd best John and Eddie is the 3rd best Eddie and 2nd best kingston and him being the 3rd best in his own group.

Mox shoulda said something like "Well you will be the 8,352nd Punk I've destroyed so what the fuck you gonna do?"

I'm blown that they are doing the match next week for free its gonna be a bloodbath.

As soon as the Ass Boys turned on Daddy Ass I knew the Acclaimed would come in for the save and I legit popped for it. Wifey pointed out that Max has some fucking tree trunk calves and she's right.

Toni better get the belt. I love the Sweet Cheeks Music. Remember when she had some nudes get leaked? Her Only Fans shit is awesome.

Andrade and Rush look so fucking money on their entrances man.

This is actually a great way to bring Kenny back slowly. He doesn't have to do everything and The Young Bucks can kinda carry the weight while Kenny gets back in ring shape. He barely looked like he was gonna get Dragon Lee up for the One Wing Angel. Maybe Kenny is actually such a god at wrestling that he is selling ring rust and selling that he is still recovering with the brace and compression shirt?

I love when a wrestling show cuts out at the end while something is still happening and you get that little pop of excitement for next week.

Great job Tony, you nailed it this week.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2022, 07:48:46 AM
So funny I had NFL Network on yesterday and its a Jaguars preseason game and Tony Khan is in the booth chopping it up with the commentators.

Last nights Dynamite was great.

CM Punk certainly won the mic battle IMO. I had a perfect comeback for Mox after Punk was saying shit about him being the 2nd best John and Eddie is the 3rd best Eddie and 2nd best kingston and him being the 3rd best in his own group.

Mox shoulda said something like "Well you will be the 8,352nd Punk I've destroyed so what the fuck you gonna do?"

I'm blown that they are doing the match next week for free its gonna be a bloodbath.

As soon as the Ass Boys turned on Daddy Ass I knew the Acclaimed would come in for the save and I legit popped for it. Wifey pointed out that Max has some fucking tree trunk calves and she's right.

Toni better get the belt. I love the Sweet Cheeks Music. Remember when she had some nudes get leaked? Her Only Fans shit is awesome.

Andrade and Rush look so fucking money on their entrances man.

This is actually a great way to bring Kenny back slowly. He doesn't have to do everything and The Young Bucks can kinda carry the weight while Kenny gets back in ring shape. He barely looked like he was gonna get Dragon Lee up for the One Wing Angel. Maybe Kenny is actually such a god at wrestling that he is selling ring rust and selling that he is still recovering with the brace and compression shirt?

I love when a wrestling show cuts out at the end while something is still happening and you get that little pop of excitement for next week.

Great job Tony, you nailed it this week.


According to the observer - they were just really rushed for time at the end

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That hangman punk stuff was completely unexpected.  Punk apparently was going into business for himself there
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 18, 2022, 09:24:09 AM
So funny I had NFL Network on yesterday and its a Jaguars preseason game and Tony Khan is in the booth chopping it up with the commentators.

Last nights Dynamite was great.

CM Punk certainly won the mic battle IMO. I had a perfect comeback for Mox after Punk was saying shit about him being the 2nd best John and Eddie is the 3rd best Eddie and 2nd best kingston and him being the 3rd best in his own group.

Mox shoulda said something like "Well you will be the 8,352nd Punk I've destroyed so what the fuck you gonna do?"

I'm blown that they are doing the match next week for free its gonna be a bloodbath.

As soon as the Ass Boys turned on Daddy Ass I knew the Acclaimed would come in for the save and I legit popped for it. Wifey pointed out that Max has some fucking tree trunk calves and she's right.

Toni better get the belt. I love the Sweet Cheeks Music. Remember when she had some nudes get leaked? Her Only Fans shit is awesome.

Andrade and Rush look so fucking money on their entrances man.

This is actually a great way to bring Kenny back slowly. He doesn't have to do everything and The Young Bucks can kinda carry the weight while Kenny gets back in ring shape. He barely looked like he was gonna get Dragon Lee up for the One Wing Angel. Maybe Kenny is actually such a god at wrestling that he is selling ring rust and selling that he is still recovering with the brace and compression shirt?

I love when a wrestling show cuts out at the end while something is still happening and you get that little pop of excitement for next week.

Great job Tony, you nailed it this week.

I typed up a few things last night after the show but didn't save them but as usual we see things similarly.

BD vs Garcia was predictable as a match but I definitely didn't see the swerve coming. Gonna be interesting to see where they go with it. They really, really didn't need to bleed in that match though. It's getting to be ECW levels of ridiculous and meaningless and that match would have been way better as a straight technical/submission showcase. When's the last time we got a full Dynamite with no color?

Toni actually just posted a couple bare ass shots on her OF yesterday. She almost refuses to show her boobs (I'm assuming she just doesn't want to deal with all the incels giving her shit for not having implants) so the entire thing is like a temple to her booty. That thing is a work of art, so no wonder she's proud of it. I really hope she wins the belt too, she's easily their best female worker in my opinion. Her selling and timing are a cut above and everything on offense is crisp and looks good. I also love her bridge on her suplexes, it's the best I've seen since Medusa. She's a babyface the fans will actually cheer too.

Punk definitely won the mic battle but when Mox stormed out later in the show I thought he sounded awesome, real sweaty shouty 80s vibes and I loved it. Im surprised they're giving it away on free TV too. I really, really, really hope that's because they're going to do the MJF interference and then beating Mox for the belt so Punk can chase it thing. Or even have Punk win, then MJF comes out and bloodies him to set up a title match at the PPV. There has to be something afoot because I think everyone would have been fine paying money to see the Mox vs Punk match, especially in Chicago.

I popped for the Daddy Ass turn too, but we better not have him betray them and go back to the ass boys in like 3 weeks. And yeah I've been saying that about Caster for a while... Dude is fucking THICK and his legs are maybe even bigger than his upper body. Again I know this is sacrilege but he reminds me a little of young Rocky... Great physique and look, has that funny cocky charisma, and he's getting better in the ring. He definitely has plenty of room to improve his wrestling but so did Rocky so if he works at it the same way I think there's something there. If anyone can get an elbow drop finisher over in 2022 it's this dude.

I really hope that was Kenny selling the difficulty in getting dragon Lee up for the OWA. He wasn't in best bout machine form for sure but he can at least hit his striking moves if nothing else. He looked fine doing the snap dragons so hopefully he was just playing it up. Definitely the right way to bring him back, go slow and save the epics for the big show. He has nothing to prove to anyone at this point, so let's play it safe this time around.

Andrade and Rush definitely look like goofy campy wrestling badasses, I fucking love it and kinda wish they'd wrestle in the masks as like a powerup gimmick although I'm sure Rush's would be hard to work in. Black Taurus pulls it off though so it's possible. That dragon Lee flying suicide dive  spear off the guard rail spot was insanity too, highlight of the match for me. Nick Jackson is one of the smoothest workers I've seen since HBK too.

Definitely a good show this week. Much better pacing and gave things a little time to breathe rather than just one match after another with rushed promos in between. Was cool to see a little flash of Ricky Steamboat fire too even if he struggled through the promo. My only complaint was the crowd... A bunch of West Virginia redneck marks trying to get themselves over doing the "what" thing during Hungle Boy's promo don't deserve a show that good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2022, 11:32:28 AM
At least BD and DG didn’t gig themselves.   I was annoyed when they started bleeding too, but it seemed like they just happened over the course of the match (and thankfully never gushed) so I was ok with it. 

Funny that Punk called that out about Moxley too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 18, 2022, 04:05:34 PM
At least BD and DG didn’t gig themselves.   I was annoyed when they started bleeding too, but it seemed like they just happened over the course of the match (and thankfully never gushed) so I was ok with it. 

Funny that Punk called that out about Moxley too

Danielson was a blade job I'm 99% sure. I watched the Fite stream (no commercials) and they did the roll back the mat DDT, then the camera goes off Danielson for a good 20-30 seconds while Garcia goes in the ring and starts playing to the crowd, then you can see Danielson slip the blade under the ring just before he gets back in.

I think he just didn't go full Flair style carny and do 3 deep cuts and they're definitely getting better about hiding it. I probably wouldn't have noticed it if I weren't specifically looking for it after the bare floor spot. Garcia might have been hard way though, I'd have to go back and watch it again to be sure.

Funny we're talking about this, I just watched a battle of fucked up foreheads - Abdullah vs The Sheik (the Detroit one, Sabu's uncle) from 1980 in Japan and holy shit was it bad. Its 5 minutes of the Sheik grinding a spike into Abdullah's bloody head while he kneels and "sells" and then Abby does the lamest hulk up I've ever seen and just legit stabs the fuck out of Shieks arm/shoulder with a fork a bunch of times. There's blood just streaming from all the little holes. I like hardcore but this was just pure carny violence with no story or even wrestling moves. Its just a fat guy in dumb shoes stabbing an old man. Awful, awful stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 18, 2022, 05:07:51 PM
Ok that makes sense - i think DG def got it the hard way from the ring post when they were pulling each other into it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 19, 2022, 08:22:23 AM
I had an entertaining thought this morning while taking  a walk…

Imagine how epic the trios tournament would be with past and present trios thrown into the fray with the current AEW tourney trios, a la The King of Fighters meets G1:

Demolition

Original NWO

The Triple Threat

The Dudley’s (Buh Buh Ray, DVon, and Big Dick)

3 Man Band

The Bloodline

The Fabulous Freebirds (Hayes, Gordy, Buddy Jack Roberts)

The Von Erich’s

Team Angle

The Shield

The Wyatt Family

Degeneration X (Michaels, HHH, and Chyna)

Every faction in that racist WWE gang wars feud (NOD, Los Boricuas, DOA)

Original NOD (Faarooq, Crush, Savio Vega)

New NOD (Rocky, Kama, DLo)

Camp Cornette

Lawler, Sabu, and RVD

Bullet Club (AJ or Devitt & The Good Brothers)

Los Ingobernables de Japon (Naito, Bushi, and Takahashi)

Kaientai

J.O.B. Squad

The Oddities

BWO

Raven’s Flock

Too Cool and Rikishi

The Four Horsemen (Flair, Anderson, Pillman/Ole/Tully/Windham/Benoit/Paul Roma lol

The Mexicools

The Spirit Squad

Mean Street Posse

Ministry of Darkness (Mideon and The Acolytes)

The Brood

The New Day

Disciples of the New Church

Sanity (Eric Young, Alexander Wolfe, Sawyer Fulton/Killian Dain)

Imperium

Evolution

Lucha House Party

Legacy

Million Dollar Corporation (Volkoff/IRS/Tatanka/Bam Bam/King Kong Bundy)

Hart Foundation (Brett, Owen, Neidhart)

The Cabinet (JBL/Orlando Jordan and The Bashams)

The New Breed (Marcus Cor Von, Elijah Burke, Kevin Thorn)

The Truth Commission



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on August 19, 2022, 09:10:16 AM
I don't have the energy for another work-shoot-shoot-work-shoot-work or whatever this thing with Punk is turning out to be. Hopefully it's just another attempt at kayfabe in the modern era by AEW that's been blown out of proportion by the dirt sheets, but if Punk really is unhappy enough to be considering no-showing Dynamites already then he should probably just go home because there's no accounting for his misery
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 19, 2022, 01:55:09 PM
I don't have the energy for another work-shoot-shoot-work-shoot-work or whatever this thing with Punk is turning out to be. Hopefully it's just another attempt at kayfabe in the modern era by AEW that's been blown out of proportion by the dirt sheets, but if Punk really is unhappy enough to be considering no-showing Dynamites already then he should probably just go home because there's no accounting for his misery

It has to be a work. How can anyone not like Adam Page? The dude is like the ultimate real life baby face in addition to being an incredible one on-screen.

I kinda suspect SRS and some of the other wrestling "journalists" are in on it and just pushing these stories as some sort of weird attempt at resurrecting kayfabe. Maybe TK is paying them, maybe they just feel like it's the right thing to do. Or maybe they're all just full of shit. It does feel like they rarely hit the mark with AEW "scoops" though.

How funny would it be if they did like a parallel to the MJF leaving thing and have everyone actually turn on them and then bring them back as a heel duo ala Edge and Christian. There would be marks actually frothing at the mouth haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 19, 2022, 04:38:57 PM
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I don't have the energy for another work-shoot-shoot-work-shoot-work or whatever this thing with Punk is turning out to be. Hopefully it's just another attempt at kayfabe in the modern era by AEW that's been blown out of proportion by the dirt sheets, but if Punk really is unhappy enough to be considering no-showing Dynamites already then he should probably just go home because there's no accounting for his misery
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It has to be a work. How can anyone not like Adam Page? The dude is like the ultimate real life baby face in addition to being an incredible one on-screen.

I kinda suspect SRS and some of the other wrestling "journalists" are in on it and just pushing these stories as some sort of weird attempt at resurrecting kayfabe. Maybe TK is paying them, maybe they just feel like it's the right thing to do. Or maybe they're all just full of shit. It does feel like they rarely hit the mark with AEW "scoops" though.

How funny would it be if they did like a parallel to the MJF leaving thing and have everyone actually turn on them and then bring them back as a heel duo ala Edge and Christian. There would be marks actually frothing at the mouth haha.

Apparently a lot of the Punk heat stems from how the well-liked Colt Cabana was erased from TV after Punk arrived.  Page had a promo that alluded to that. 

The irony is if Punk didn’t mention page, no one would even be talking about this now.   Classic Streisand Effect

It is weird how wwe used to have the rep for this kind of shit and aew was seen as harmonious and the narrative for each switched roughly as the same time. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 21, 2022, 12:54:04 PM
Just watched Rampage finally. Holy shit Dustin vs Claudio is going to absolutely rock. I know Claudio is winning it but just like the Punk match I don't even care. Obviously biased here but I think they should put the ROH belt on Dustin at some point before he retires. And not just a week long sympathy hot-shot run, let him do the PCO thing and go out and just whup these kids asses for a few months.

The finish of the best friends vs trust busters was pretty fucking awesome. I have never seen that before and they pulled it off incredibly smoothly.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 21, 2022, 01:23:28 PM
People have been talking about Slim J a lot lately.   Good to see him wrestle.   Trustbusters is one of those things that just kind of works despite itself. 


Love this era of Dustin.   He hasn’t had a bad match since he left WWE.  He definitely deserves to hold the gold (though I’d kinda like him with the NWA belt)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on August 22, 2022, 02:33:14 PM
People have been talking about Slim J a lot lately.   Good to see him wrestle.   Trustbusters is one of those things that just kind of works despite itself. 


Love this era of Dustin.   He hasn’t had a bad match since he left WWE.  He definitely deserves to hold the gold (though I’d kinda like him with the NWA belt)

Went to the Dynamite tapings last night and really appreciated the trustbusters as heels. Slim J was a great worker and I’m a fan of Davari.

Was cool meeting John Silver before the show, and the team formally known as Bear country after.
Got to chat with Tony Khan and grab a photo with him too.

That was my first live event in probably 6 or so years. I used to attend the nxt events in Tampa before I moved and I forgot how fun they are, definitely going to grab tickets for more AEW events.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 22, 2022, 08:07:11 PM
People have been talking about Slim J a lot lately.   Good to see him wrestle.   Trustbusters is one of those things that just kind of works despite itself. 


Love this era of Dustin.   He hasn’t had a bad match since he left WWE.  He definitely deserves to hold the gold (though I’d kinda like him with the NWA belt)

I'm on a dedicated wrestling forum too and we were discussing the fact that Dustin and Steamboat were peers in WCW during that period their roster was insane but no one was watching. Someone posted this and brought back a huge memory I'd totally repressed. It's got a little bit of everything for the discerning fan - hilariously bad 90s gimmick gear, 4 incredible workers, prime pre-palsy JR and Tony on commentary, and a super hot crowd. Really fun match

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xz8eb9

Not sold on the trustbusters. Tony sure does love his factions. I'm fine if they want someone for the factory and dork order to battle on the YouTube shows but I don't want them in main events when there's already so much underused talent on the roster. Boudreaux is the only one I see anything in but even he needs a lot of work and a better gimmick than "guy who looks like Brock's little brother and sneers a lot".

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People have been talking about Slim J a lot lately.   Good to see him wrestle.   Trustbusters is one of those things that just kind of works despite itself. 


Love this era of Dustin.   He hasn’t had a bad match since he left WWE.  He definitely deserves to hold the gold (though I’d kinda like him with the NWA belt)
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Went to the Dynamite tapings last night and really appreciated the trustbusters as heels. Slim J was a great worker and I’m a fan of Davari.

Was cool meeting John Silver before the show, and the team formally known as Bear country after.
Got to chat with Tony Khan and grab a photo with him too.

That was my first live event in probably 6 or so years. I used to attend the nxt events in Tampa before I moved and I forgot how fun they are, definitely going to grab tickets for more AEW events.

Live wrestling is so much fun and AEW is the best live show I've seen, I'm so pissed they didn't hit Pittsburgh on this leg but  it's probably because they're doing a bunch of construction on/around the building they run. Definitely getting ringside seats next time they come.

Did Silver smell like beef jerky? How fucking enormous is the bear country guy in real life?  Dude looks like he's the size of an SUV on TV. Did Tony give you the crazy eyes and steal part of your soul?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 22, 2022, 08:52:55 PM
Don't really care for wwe these days but triple hhhunter brought back gargano tonight which was a surprise
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 22, 2022, 10:27:28 PM
Don't really care for wwe these days but triple hhhunter brought back gargano tonight which was a surprise

I wonder how corporate is justifying releasing so many people just to hire them back.   Makes it seem like it was just some weird/hateful Vince move that everyone else was too afraid to speak against rather than a Nick Kahn cost-cutting power move that was speculated
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 24, 2022, 07:05:43 PM
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 24, 2022, 07:42:18 PM
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PPV in Chicago…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: IUTSM on August 24, 2022, 09:55:50 PM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7b77x/brian-gewirtz-wwe-head-writer-interview-tales-from-the-territories (https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7b77x/brian-gewirtz-wwe-head-writer-interview-tales-from-the-territories)

This was kinda neat and made me think of you nerds
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 24, 2022, 11:43:03 PM
So, I'm not sure that the "sports entertainment vs wrestling" storyline works as well with Vince gone. I don't really care about Danielson vs Jericho at the PPV but I do hope they swerve it somehow.

Dax vs Lethal was fantastic, love when Lethal wins. Wtf its Lethal and the MCMG now? What happened to Satnam? I thought the whole selling point of the match was to see if Wardlow could powerbomb him. I like the Guns but I don't give a shit about another TK 6 man dream match if I'm being honest. I'm sure it will be good, I'm just over it on big shows.

Did Rosa just pull an HBK and suddenly get mysteriously injured when they tell her they want her to drop the title? Can she just not come back please?

Moxley going over Punk was a disappointment. I guess rematch at the PPV is the plan? If that's the case it really looks like they just wanted to pop a rating and have Punk win at the PPV in his hometown. Kinda lame. You'd think they'd want to get the belt off Mox before he embarrasses the company on one of these mudshow indys again. People say he's a touring champ like Flair, but I never saw Flair making out with his opponent or anyone jerking themselves off in the figure four.

But again I'm really thinking/hoping it's leading to MJF coming back soon. It's just not the same without him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 25, 2022, 02:10:06 AM
https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7b77x/brian-gewirtz-wwe-head-writer-interview-tales-from-the-territories (https://www.vice.com/en/article/k7b77x/brian-gewirtz-wwe-head-writer-interview-tales-from-the-territories)

This was kinda neat and made me think of you nerds

If you haven't watched it yet I seriously recommend Dark Side of the Ring. Even for non wrestling fans it's just like a really well done documentary series with some wild ass stories. The Jimmy Snuka, Bruiser Brody, and Ric Flair episodes all had interviews that were quite memorable for one reason or another too. Next time you get ripped on a nice indica and the couch starts eating you throw an episode or two on. It's very binge-able and since it's basically a true crime series that sometimes ventures into tabloid territory, I've heard that a lot of women enjoy it as well.

There's a lot of good compilation videos on YouTube of some of the crazy ass territory stories from guys like Jim Cornette and Terry Funk and Jim Ross who are just good storytellers as well. When I drive long distances or do something at work where I'm in my space suit for a long period of time that's what I listen to. Its perfect background noise when you have something monotonous you need to focus on.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 25, 2022, 03:32:28 AM
Love the Kip Sabian thing finally paid off and the crowd was into it.   

Elite vs Osprey and Co is quite the match for next week
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 25, 2022, 08:21:35 AM
Finally got a Moxley match with no blood.

Would have been funny if Mox hardwayed himself after the match and just stood over punk and bled on him.

In my fantasy spoof wrestling Fed that I book and watch in my head, I have a character named DM Punk. He is a social media guy that sends crazy shit to his opponents via DM. All his promos end with "See you in the DM's" in a low whispery voice. It's a whole thing when other people are cutting promos and they get an alert and check their phone and its an insane message that freaks them out. Kind of a social media stalker type of thing. He would say things in his promos that allude to the fact he was watching you when you were filming your dog last tuesday and then send photos of the exact same shit his opponent posted in his story, just from a different angle (behind a bush, through a window, etc.)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 25, 2022, 08:38:48 AM
If that trios match didn’t get a Meltzer 5, I’d be disappointed. Will Ospreay and Rey Felix had the best chain to open the match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 25, 2022, 03:22:22 PM
Love the Kip Sabian thing finally paid off and the crowd was into it.   

Elite vs Osprey and Co is quite the match for next week

I liked it but I'm not sure about the wisdom of doing that for the main (and again, I'm so sick of Lucha Bros/DT losing). I guess if they had done the title squash last it would have been obvious from the time left in the show but they were already pushing the "we're going to stay with these matches no matter how long they go" thing and I think you could have just had a longer afterbirth and/or the mox promo directly afterwards to close the show.

Maybe I'm nitpicking but I guess I just prefer a traditionally structured wrestling show. No matter how huge of a mark I am for the guys involved, a 6 man tag belt tournament match should not go on after a world title unification match between two of the biggest names on the card.

And yeah Ospreay is a fucking star. Him and PAC put on quite the show, they really pulled out some crazy shit. Fenix obviously had his usual show stealing spots too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 25, 2022, 07:45:17 PM
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Elite vs Osprey and Co is quite the match for next week
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I liked it but I'm not sure about the wisdom of doing that for the main (and again, I'm so sick of Lucha Bros/DT losing). I guess if they had done the title squash last it would have been obvious from the time left in the show but they were already pushing the "we're going to stay with these matches no matter how long they go" thing and I think you could have just had a longer afterbirth and/or the mox promo directly afterwards to close the show.

Maybe I'm nitpicking but I guess I just prefer a traditionally structured wrestling show. No matter how huge of a mark I am for the guys involved, a 6 man tag belt tournament match should not go on after a world title unification match between two of the biggest names on the card.

And yeah Ospreay is a fucking star. Him and PAC put on quite the show, they really pulled out some crazy shit. Fenix obviously had his usual show stealing spots too.


I agree - but I think for them to pull off the 5 minute match due to injury, you can’t have that going last otherwise people are going to know something’s going on due to the time.   In theory, everything going on after the unification match was there to be cut in case the world title match was a broadway.   Kind of a can’t have your cake and eat it too scenario
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 26, 2022, 06:43:27 AM
I was really confused when the world title match went on at 9pm.

I really hope they don't just have Punk win it back at the PPV.

MJF interfering in chicago to make Punk lose might actually start a riot.

Man I been reading a lot about the backstage drama and I guess Thunder Rosa didn't want to put Toni over and there is heat on her. She also broke Hayer's nose in there match and Hayter wanted to legit fight her backstage and Rosa hid from her. THunder could have been awesome if she knew how a mic worked.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 26, 2022, 08:21:41 AM
I agree with y’all not wanting the trios match over the world title match, but it sort of makes sense as a top of the hour viewer ratings boost.

I don’t care about ratings though.

I’m all for this Sammy Eddie beef.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on August 26, 2022, 12:38:57 PM
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Love the Kip Sabian thing finally paid off and the crowd was into it.   

Elite vs Osprey and Co is quite the match for next week
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I liked it but I'm not sure about the wisdom of doing that for the main (and again, I'm so sick of Lucha Bros/DT losing). I guess if they had done the title squash last it would have been obvious from the time left in the show but they were already pushing the "we're going to stay with these matches no matter how long they go" thing and I think you could have just had a longer afterbirth and/or the mox promo directly afterwards to close the show.

Maybe I'm nitpicking but I guess I just prefer a traditionally structured wrestling show. No matter how huge of a mark I am for the guys involved, a 6 man tag belt tournament match should not go on after a world title unification match between two of the biggest names on the card.

And yeah Ospreay is a fucking star. Him and PAC put on quite the show, they really pulled out some crazy shit. Fenix obviously had his usual show stealing spots too.
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I agree - but I think for them to pull off the 5 minute match due to injury, you can’t have that going last otherwise people are going to know something’s going on due to the time.   In theory, everything going on after the unification match was there to be cut in case the world title match was a broadway.   Kind of a can’t have your cake and eat it too scenario

Yeah I agree. The mid-card placement made it obvious it would be bad, but following it up with the best match I’ve seen in a while is a much better outcome than building it up for the main event only to be crap.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 26, 2022, 11:01:19 PM
I was really confused when the world title match went on at 9pm.

I really hope they don't just have Punk win it back at the PPV.

MJF interfering in chicago to make Punk lose might actually start a riot.

Man I been reading a lot about the backstage drama and I guess Thunder Rosa didn't want to put Toni over and there is heat on her. She also broke Hayer's nose in there match and Hayter wanted to legit fight her backstage and Rosa hid from her. THunder could have been awesome if she knew how a mic worked.

I think it's one of those things where she's good enough to be an indy star but once you put her on the big stage and turn on the lights all her flaws become obvious. Didn't she have issues with Ivellise at one point too? She had chemistry with Britt at one point but shes not good enough to work through bad matches or opponents and by God there's only so much screaming and shrieking selling I can take. Just nowhere near as good as she apparently thinks she is and has that stupid "I'm a strong independent woman so I won't take any criticism" attitude that is like the worst thing you can have in wrestling.

TK dropped the ball on that one for sure and it's going to take some work to fix how badly he's fucked up his women's division. Good on him for apparently doing the right thing and sending her home though .. It's gonna be real interesting to see how fast this "back injury" clears up and she starts working Mexico. I wouldn't be surprised if they put the belt on Hayter and try to refresh things, which I'd be fine with. Hayter is pretty fucking good. Just please don't put the title saddle back on the PA Longback.

For the title match what I meant was just have it go on at the same time as the trios went on so it doesn't give anything away, do long entrances or an extended faceoff before the match to pad time, then have the 5 minute squash and fake injury gaga, then have Mox cut his promo in the ring over an "injured" Punk to close the show. Same run-time total, looks less planned,  and you get to end the show on the surprise and get everyone talking. It would have taken nothing away from the trios match and added so much to the title match.

Rampage kinda blew. Dark order vs HoB and the Miro stuff was fun but then it fell off a cliff. Wardlow squashed Dolph Zigglers brother. I muted it and did something else during the sammy match. The Dustin match was either (hopefully) the start of an angle for him or some of the worst superman booking I've seen in a long time. Claudio needs a new theme bad. You've got this 6'6 muscle god and you have him coming out to some wimpy 90s anime theme sounding shit? He's not Jushin Liger.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 28, 2022, 09:03:37 PM
Theory I saw posted I kinda dig:

MJF returns to help Punk win.  Cues Punk heel turn
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on August 28, 2022, 09:57:54 PM
Punk mjf two man power trip
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 29, 2022, 07:14:41 PM

 Claudio needs a new theme bad. You've got this 6'6 muscle god and you have him coming out to some wimpy 90s anime theme sounding shit? He's not Jushin Liger.

I gave it a Google and it's a classical music remix.
https://youtu.be/VbxgYlcNxE8

I agree that it sucks, he needs something intimidating.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 29, 2022, 08:48:48 PM
Theory I saw posted I kinda dig:

MJF returns to help Punk win.  Cues Punk heel turn

Actually makes sense with how much worky-shooty through the media stuff they seem to be doing. Like if you wanted to get the smarky AEW fans to hate Punk, having him oppose Page and be a "locker room cancer" is definitely a good way to do it. It is pretty suspect that these issues seem to keep cropping up a week or two before PPVs and seem to tie directly into the on-screen storylines.

The theory I've seen posited and seems to be the most likely on paper (which means least likely to actually happen) is that Max is going to be the joker in the Casino ladder match and win that, then have him cash in after punk has a long, grueling match against Moxley to win the belt back. I really don't care what they do as long as it involves MJF and a Chicago crowd that wants to kill him.

Its interesting that one finalist of the trios tourney is either dark order or best friends. It almost makes me think they're going to do the Elite vs Dark Order and make everyone think it's a foregone conclusion then put the belts on DO. If it somehow elevates 10 I'm down for it and it'll definitely engender some goodwill from the fans.

Apparently Takeshita is moving to the US so obviously Tony is gonna sign him. Gotta collect em all after all. Let's hope it goes better than when ROH brought in that chubby japanese guy that was supposed to be the next Terry Gordy. Dude can wrassle good but you kinda have to put a manager with him or give him a stable or something. I have a bad feeling he's gonna end up as  AEW nakamura/male Shida where they'll give him a push and run with a belt then have no fucking idea what to do with him and he'll just have bangers on dark every week.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 29, 2022, 10:13:59 PM
I think 10 gets work injured and Page replaces him in the finals.   He’s coming along nicely though

Sets up the possibility for Page to do what Roddy Strong did when joining the Undisputed Era, but unlikely since Elite aren’t really positioned as heels at the moment.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 30, 2022, 12:45:39 PM
I think 10 gets work injured and Page replaces him in the finals.   He’s coming along nicely though

Sets up the possibility for Page to do what Roddy Strong did when joining the Undisputed Era, but unlikely since Elite aren’t really positioned as heels at the moment.

That also makes perfect sense, they were working a knee injury angle on 10 last match so you might have picked up the scent there. I like it. Gonna guess they do the injury in the finals? They should make it the result of a Danhausen curse haha. I would almost rather they replace Reynolds since he's a black hole of charisma but that would really fuck things up for Silver and even though I hate how over he's gotten I have a soft spot for that little muscle pervert.

Its gonna be an interesting go home show for sure.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 31, 2022, 01:30:37 PM
OH SHIT!!! IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!

In all seriousness, I watched NXT last night and it wasn't terrible. The go home show for When Worlds Collide actually made me want to watch the PPV, even more than I care to watch Clash at The Castle. I like Tyler Bate. All the main roster cameos were done well and the women's tag team champs are quite good in the ring and have some creative tandem moves. And their gimmick is shaking their ass? I'm fucking in.

I told myself I would give Hunter a chance, even though wifey rolled her eyes at me and said "you know where I stand with this." HAHAHAHA



 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 31, 2022, 07:00:13 PM
The open contract thing is pretty lazy but whatever, it was a shitty ride but were there. Audible MJF chants during the Moxley segment. I wonder if Vince was flipping channels and heard "this is Chicago, where we kill and eat the weak" and thought to himself "well that's just human instinct pal, especially the ones in wheelchairs."

Can't wait to hear the twitter and reddit marks whine about Punk body shaming a fan too.

Hayter got absolutely spiked on her head on a rana. She's really taking her licks lately. Really hope they have the balls to put the belt on her to kinda reset the division but I feel like it'll be Toni.

Was nice seeing a pretape interview package with JR. I wonder if they're gonna move away from the Jungle Boy name and just make him Jack Perry for his inevitable push.

Damn Cass looks good. Bononi is a huge dude and he looked small next to him. I don't think I like calling him W. Morrissey but maybe it'll grow on me. I like the look and general vibe though.

Seems like a waste to do the hangman reveal like that. Could have been a huge pop at the PPV. They just really wanted to try and pop a rating for rampage huh?

I don't get the Wheeler Yuta hype. He's not awful but there's way better people to push. I guess Tony just identifies with the weak sounding geeky guy?

Main event was predictably awesome even if they got sloppy at the end. Omega and Ospreay still have that incredible chemistry with each other, if they do end up bringing in Ospreay full time that has to be the first feud. I don't think I've ever seen a stalled double superplex like that before. Was nice to see Kenny at something approaching 100% again too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 31, 2022, 07:54:46 PM
I think Omega / Osprey is going to be at the big NYC event (Grand Slam?)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 31, 2022, 10:16:06 PM
Got a lil fucked up at a soccer game, but what an episode of wrasslin. Main event blew me away and I've seen just about every omega match and most of the YB matches (not a brag I'm a fecking nerd) some of the best I've seen since Omega vs Okada.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 01, 2022, 02:27:27 AM
Got a lil fucked up at a soccer game, but what an episode of wrasslin. Main event blew me away and I've seen just about every omega match and most of the YB matches (not a brag I'm a fecking nerd) some of the best I've seen since Omega vs Okada.

If he hadn't narrowly missed the shooting star indy-taker thing Ospreay would have been damn near flawless in that match which is insane given the degree of difficulty in some of those spots. Those in-air transitions and position switches were slicker than the analog sticks on your ps4 controller when you forget to wash your hands after whackin it. I can't help but think of prime AJ when I watch him right now.

Edit: thought I was having weird deja vu watching that match and I was... 2016 pwg haha

https://twitter.com/i/status/1565208716802109440

I've probably watched most of the bucks AEW work but only the big stuff from overseas. I have to admit that I do occasionally enjoy a TNA generation me match or their goofy PWG/chikara style indy stuff as well. Omega I've seen a lot of highlights but I've only watched the full Okada and Naito matches from overseas recently. I did get into him briefly during his cleaner run but I didn't stick with it very long. I like watching speedo twink Omega/Ibushi matches sometimes too but it's hard to find English commentary ones.

Since I know Kenny's your boy, have you ever seen the super eyepatch wolf video about wrasslin? Its very good overall albeit maybe a bit basic for marks like us but the last 10 minutes are about the Golden Lovers and its captivating.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BQCPj-bGYro


Apparently Bobby Fish has been released. He's definitely been there less than a year so I feel like he either asked for it or did something fucked up backstage. Hopefully O'Reilly isn't far behind.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 03, 2022, 01:43:13 PM
Overall a real good show, but Gunter and Sheamus had match of the night. Just two meaty men slapping meat.
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 03, 2022, 01:45:55 PM
Incredible main event. Terrible finish that no doubt will have been a massive kick in the nuts to the crowd that I don't think can be fixed by Tyson Fury singing. I guess in hindsight though Drew wasn't going to win, but they probably should've just had Roman win clean.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 04, 2022, 05:08:33 AM
Incredible main event. Terrible finish that no doubt will have been a massive kick in the nuts to the crowd that I don't think can be fixed by Tyson Fury singing. I guess in hindsight though Drew wasn't going to win, but they probably should've just had Roman win clean.

As much as I like Drew, I think that was the right choice. You can't end a title reign like this at a one-off PPV for a slightly pandering hometown hero pop. You almost have to do it at mania and I just don't think Drew is a big enough star for it to work at the moment anyways. I know it's repetitive but they've booked themselves into a corner and it's going to take time to clear the Vince stench out build a believable opponent.

Twitter marks seem to think it's going to be the Rock at mania and that has to be the absolute worst idea I've ever heard. Yeah.. Let's put the most important belt in wrestling on an old, roided up, injury plagued movie star who hasn't had a proper match in a decade....im sure that would turn out great. 

I think Cody in a grand "fulfilling my father's destiny" storyline is probably the best person right now. This is pure fantasy booking but if they somehow got Dustin out of his contract and had him make a surprise return to nullify the bloodline and allow Cody to win I would mark out so hard. I would also be down with Bray coming back and winning but they better have an actual plan for where to go from there if they do that. And if almost rather it be just bray and not the fiend and his papa shango tribute act.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 04, 2022, 09:11:23 AM
Roman vs Rock would be amazing but you’re right that Rock shouldn’t go over. I don’t know where they’d go from there because of the age old WWE problem of not having any credible opponents, but with Vince gone I don’t think that will be as much of a problem. HHH has plenty of time to start building people for after that.


Haven’t seen last week’s Dynamite yet but I do not understand what’s going on. I figured the world title squash was because Punk was going to be out for longer than they thought so it was a way to write him off and can the interim thing, but now he’s back already. Why advertise Punk vs Mox at All Out, then hastily change it to a TV match, then do it at All out anyway? I’m hoping there’ll be a payoff tonight but I’m getting increasingly less confident in TK’s booking, it’s getting so erratic   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 04, 2022, 09:33:14 AM
Roman vs Rock would be amazing but you’re right that Rock shouldn’t go over. I don’t know where they’d go from there because of the age old WWE problem of not having any credible opponents, but with Vince gone I don’t think that will be as much of a problem. HHH has plenty of time to start building people for after that.


Haven’t seen last week’s Dynamite yet but I do not understand what’s going on. I figured the world title squash was because Punk was going to be out for longer than they thought so it was a way to write him off and can the interim thing, but now he’s back already. Why advertise Punk vs Mox at All Out, then hastily change it to a TV match, then do it at All out anyway? I’m hoping there’ll be a payoff tonight but I’m getting increasingly less confident in TK’s booking, it’s getting so erratic

Punk heel turn.   

Word is that they were doing all this to build more of a story than just two guys wrestling.   I think it’s spiced it up a little.   I’ll admit that the build up hasn’t been the best for the PPV, but it’s not like this company can’t put on a good wrestling show
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 04, 2022, 04:49:17 PM
Roman vs Rock would be amazing but you’re right that Rock shouldn’t go over. I don’t know where they’d go from there because of the age old WWE problem of not having any credible opponents, but with Vince gone I don’t think that will be as much of a problem. HHH has plenty of time to start building people for after that.


Haven’t seen last week’s Dynamite yet but I do not understand what’s going on. I figured the world title squash was because Punk was going to be out for longer than they thought so it was a way to write him off and can the interim thing, but now he’s back already. Why advertise Punk vs Mox at All Out, then hastily change it to a TV match, then do it at All out anyway? I’m hoping there’ll be a payoff tonight but I’m getting increasingly less confident in TK’s booking, it’s getting so erratic

Oh I'd be absolutely down to see Roman vs Rock in a stone cold vs Owens type spectacle match, but there is no way in hell Rocky should win that match. Not in 2022.

The buildup for All Out has been messy at best for sure. If it pays off then I'm sure all will be forgiven but it's been the worst booking stretch I've seen since I started watching for sure. It's gonna be another one of those “5 hours of spot fest matches" so it'll be entertaining if nothing else but I'd rather have cohesive storylines than a bunch of 5 star 25 minute epics back to back. And if the booking isn't working don't just try to stuff it down people's throats week after week... adapt.

Speaking of which... I'm watching the pre-show now and they just had Sammy and Tay go over Ruby and Ortiz. Straight go away heat. Also hilarious that they had Action Bronson make an appearance and he arguably had better ring presence just doing a couple spots than Hook did in the whole match. It was pretty good though.

Still hoping for the best but if they don't bring Max back or make meaningful changes I'm going to start losing interest again. It's too chaotic and unfocused, they just keep bringing in more people rather than using the ones they have. Obviously Punk is going to get a huge reaction in Chicago no matter what but I honestly think this show could have a huge influence on the future of the company. Especially with the fed actually putting out somewhat a compelling product again. AEW have a pretty fucking stellar batting average on PPVs though.

Let's go boys
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 04, 2022, 05:20:16 PM
Ok Fenix's frog splash made me actually clap and get giddy but that was not a good way to start the show. Fucking awful, TNA level booking.

Almost positive that wasn't MJF? The mannerisms were all wrong. Ricky Starks maybe? Either way feels like a really dumb way to book it unless they pay it off tonight. I don't think I'd want a Stokely/MJF stable anyways. He's too good to have a bunch of jobbers around him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 04, 2022, 06:03:10 PM
Haha I loved that, that sort of shit is what I enjoy about wrestling. It seemed like MJF to me, I think he’ll reveal himself in the main event. Coming back to join Stokely’s group seems weird, but remember MJF is never on his own. He always has other people to protect him and do his bidding while he rarely wrestles. He’s been getting Stokely to recruit a group for him while he’s been away. Or it’s someone else IDK

Edit - https://twitter.com/aew/status/1514411797910011904?s=21&t=Cl6RTDOZRdlfAnx2vcGyww

https://v.redd.it/jyrh28pnrxl91
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 04, 2022, 06:38:51 PM
Haha I loved that, that sort of shit is what I enjoy about wrestling. It seemed like MJF to me, I think he’ll reveal himself in the main event. Coming back to join Stokely’s group seems weird, but remember MJF is never on his own. He always has other people to protect him and do his bidding while he rarely wrestles. He’s been getting Stokely to recruit a group for him while he’s been away. Or it’s someone else IDK

Edit - https://twitter.com/aew/status/1514411797910011904?s=21&t=Cl6RTDOZRdlfAnx2vcGyww

https://v.redd.it/jyrh28pnrxl91

It makes sense but it just looked off to me when he was climbing the ladder. Plus half the people who've ever been to an indy wrestling school wipe their feet before they get in the ring. It's one of those weird things you don't usually notice but it's supposed to be a respect thing. I don't like the booking either way, seems way overdone and ruins the ladder match. Just have the music hit and bring him out, we don't need the spirit halloween runway show.

I usually hate crowds getting themselves over but I had to crack up at the "oh, scissor me daddy" chant there.

Edit: OK nevermind they ruined the match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 04, 2022, 07:01:56 PM
Meh I don’t really care about the ladder match. The IWC has been fucking insufferable over the last few weeks, I’ve kinda checked out and it’s nice just enjoying things at face value because I haven’t spent hours speculating about everything. I’ll judge based on where they go next.

Is it me or is this PPV dragging quite a bit. That tag match went on for about a week.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 04, 2022, 07:13:48 PM
Meh I don’t really care about the ladder match. The IWC has been fucking insufferable over the last few weeks, I’ve kinda checked out and it’s nice just enjoying things at face value because I haven’t spent hours speculating about everything. I’ll judge based on where they go next.

Is it me or is this PPV dragging quite a bit. That tag match went on for about a week.

Oh man you're done for now with a 4 way womens match for an interim belt haha. I'm taking the opportunity to smoke a joint and eat something. Hayter and Storm are good but I can't do a full 5 hours of wrestling.

I was into the tag match even if Bowens just gave up on selling his knee halfway through. The crowd got me into it then ruined it. Fucking Chicago crowds are both the best and worst thing about wrestling. Bunch of marks more worried about getting themselves over than the story being told. Yeah Lee was a little late on the breakup but it was pretty obvious what was supposed to happen. I get that the acclaimed are over but you didn't have to shit on the post match respect segment.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 04, 2022, 09:02:36 PM
Ok well that entire 4 hours just paid off
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 04, 2022, 10:59:00 PM
I need to catch the replay of this ppv. I’m guessing it totally dunked on WWE’s Castle ppv.

MJF is back and I’m hyped.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 05, 2022, 01:35:12 AM
Ok well that entire 4 hours just paid off

I still think it's overbooked and kinda stupid but I'm just glad to have him back. My guess is down the road we'll find out he had an injury that he needed time off for and they used the opportunity to make him even more popular. As Cornette always says, How can I miss you if you don't go away?

I am enjoying all the marks who argued with me and were absolutely 100% convinced Max would think 2 years out was the time to play hardball and "Tony totally gave genuinely disgruntled talent a hot mic on live tv and didn't know he was going to call him a fucking mark guys!". Like I've said from the beginning - srs and those guys are definitely pushing storylines for TK (whether they realize it or not) because that's how you basically have to do kayfabe in 2022. You have to seize the means of production and use it against the population so to speak. Its pretty genius to be honest and I can't wait to hear who's idea it was in 20 years when they're all broke and doing shoot interviews with AI Sean Oliver. In a world where everyone is always so concerned with letting people peek behind the curtain, it's nice to see someone who still keeps theirs shut.

Lmao @ the media scrum too. Either punk is turning heel and theyre doing more "work in a public setting made to look like a shoot" shit or TK needs to seriously cock slap that dude and remind him who's in charge.

I need to catch the replay of this ppv. I’m guessing it totally dunked on WWE’s Castle ppv.

MJF is back and I’m hyped.

I have links if you need one. It was kind of uneven... Certain stuff took forever and the middle of the show dragged pretty hard. I dozed off during Danielson and Jericho's submission marathon and woke up and it still wasn't over and BB up there was feeling the same about the tag title match. Theres a lot of stuff to get through but watch all 3 trios matches for sure. They're all different - the bucks and DO was a workrate banger, Wardlow and FTR had the feel good traditional match, and Sting vs HOB was tons of fun for me as a 3 decade Sting mark. 
I thought the tag title match was awesome but the crowd ends up kinda ruining it. Sneaky evil Swerve is the truth and I was surprised how easy Keith Lee was to buy as a monster heel, thought he had a really good match and I think I might like him better heel too haha. Oh Hungle Boy takes a fucking killer bump too, but that's more of an angle than an actual match. Obviously don't miss the close of the show but Mox and Punk never really hooked me, I was pretty worn out by that point. Not on the main card but Eddie Kingston vs Ishii from the pre-show put on a pretty good show. Fuck leg slaps, they just smack the fuck out of each other for real.

There's like 3 matches that could have been cut as usual but it has its highlights. Tony doesn't seem to agree with me that 3 hours is kind of the sweet spot for a PPV.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 05, 2022, 01:45:50 AM
It’s just so weird that immediately when WWE starts to be a shitshow is when AEW starts falling apart behind the scenes.   

I think I’m definitely going to take a break from all the wrestling Twitter I can look at as a non-user.  A lot of wild shit seems to be happening behind the scenes, not the least of which is Malachi Black apparently blowing the crowd a kiss and bowing after his match, which seems ominous. 

(I don’t want to go back to WWE even if Alistair returns.   Even though hunter NXT is what got me back - I just thoroughly loathe that company as an entity)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 05, 2022, 02:36:13 AM
It’s just so weird that immediately when WWE starts to be a shitshow is when AEW starts falling apart behind the scenes.   

I think I’m definitely going to take a break from all the wrestling Twitter I can look at as a non-user.  A lot of wild shit seems to be happening behind the scenes, not the least of which is Malachi Black apparently blowing the crowd a kiss and bowing after his match, which seems ominous. 

(I don’t want to go back to WWE even if Alistair returns.   Even though hunter NXT is what got me back - I just thoroughly loathe that company as an entity)

I honestly think they're working to some extent, at least with the Punk stuff. I don't know if he's clueless enough to let his supposed baby face champion shit talk the cornerstones of his company without them giving it the OK. I think that part of the whole storyline is going to be Tony being a mark and Punk abusing and manipulating that to get what he wants. Maybe he is just a clueless, spineless mark but I feel like he would have jumped in with one of his stimmy rambling derailments if he was actually shook there. I could be grasping at straws but I think If they set it up for insecure, bitter, entitled
karen Punk and sycophant fanboy TK  then MJF gets to be the cool anti-hero that acts like a complete prick and we adore him for it (kinda like Stone Cold or Rocky or Punk himself). The inverse summer of punk storyline that seems to have been derailed by the injury could still be the plan, though positioning MJF with a stable that big seems weird if they do that. There's a lot of dead weight that could easily drag him down and just generally get in the way in Stokely's band of merry men and I really hope they drop that soon. Cass as the new Wardlow is a great fit but I would jettison the others asap before they become the new retribution.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 05, 2022, 02:40:41 AM
Idk that shot of a security guard racing backstage and reports of the Elite being super pissed about Punks comments and threatening to walk make me wonder. 

I don’t know if it’s more damning or less if it’s not mentioned on BTE tomorrow
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on September 05, 2022, 10:13:04 AM
Welcome back MJF! Should be interesting to see if there’s a double turn down the line? MJF is great as a heel, best in wresting at it IMHO, so I don’t know if a face turn would last long.
What does this mean for Mox though?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 05, 2022, 10:17:33 AM
Maybe it's wishful thinking but i'm just kind of assuming they're operating under the old "anything said on camera is a work" principle with the Hangman and Punk stuff. Both guys are pretty smart and seem to have their heads on straight in other ways so I just don't necessarily buy that they'd be sniping at each other in promos instead of talking it out backstage if there was legit heat. Again, I suspect they're deliberately using the stuff we as fans have become accustomed to trusting ("insider" reports, "shoot" interviews etc) to blur the lines and bring back some semblance of realism. Not sure how advisable it is as a long term strategy but it definitely gets people invested in the present. For as much supposed discontent as there is backstage they run a pretty tight ship in terms of stuff actually getting out. It seems like the vast majority of these rumors and leaks end up being wrong, and the stuff that actually happens like Cody leaving doesn't really get leaked beforehand and is handled professionally and in-line with how you'd expect a major company to act.

I guess I feel like the devils in the details in the same way that the timing was a major giveaway to me with the MJF thing originally. It looks legit at first glance but I'm not sure if it passes the sniff test. I won't be surprised if the storyline for this next PPV cycle is Punk slowly becoming bitter and turning heel while MJF surpasses him. Like I said before, if you want to get AEW fans to really boo and dislike you then going after Hangman is the way to do it. Also wonder if the "no extension" part of the voicemail could be them planting the seeds for MJF to do the leaving while champ story too if the idea is to go full Punk tribute act. They love planting little seeds like that as we're now seeing haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on September 05, 2022, 10:28:04 AM
Maybe it's wishful thinking but i'm just kind of assuming they're operating under the old "anything said on camera is a work" principle with the Hangman and Punk stuff. Both guys are pretty smart and seem to have their heads on straight in other ways so I just don't necessarily buy that they'd be sniping at each other in promos instead of talking it out backstage if there was legit heat. Again, I suspect they're deliberately using the stuff we as fans have become accustomed to trusting ("insider" reports, "shoot" interviews etc) to blur the lines and bring back some semblance of realism. Not sure how advisable it is as a long term strategy but it definitely gets people invested in the present. For as much supposed discontent as there is backstage they run a pretty tight ship in terms of stuff actually getting out. It seems like the vast majority of these rumors and leaks end up being wrong, and the stuff that actually happens like Cody leaving doesn't really get leaked beforehand and is handled professionally and in-line with how you'd expect a major company to act.

I guess I feel like the devils in the details in the same way that the timing was a major giveaway to me with the MJF thing originally. It looks legit at first glance but I'm not sure if it passes the sniff test. I won't be surprised if the storyline for this next PPV cycle is Punk slowly becoming bitter and turning heel while MJF surpasses him. Like I said before, if you want to get AEW fans to really boo and dislike you then going after Hangman is the way to do it. Also wonder if the "no extension" part of the voicemail could be them planting the seeds for MJF to do the leaving while champ story too if the idea is to go full Punk tribute act. They love planting little seeds like that as we're now seeing haha.

While I also wanted to believe this logic, it leaves me wondering what angles they’d be setting up? I’ve heard that the backstage environment there is “very toxic” at the moment.
Why in the hell would they give punk 10 mins to talk about colt boom boom cabana?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 05, 2022, 10:59:05 AM
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Maybe it's wishful thinking but i'm just kind of assuming they're operating under the old "anything said on camera is a work" principle with the Hangman and Punk stuff. Both guys are pretty smart and seem to have their heads on straight in other ways so I just don't necessarily buy that they'd be sniping at each other in promos instead of talking it out backstage if there was legit heat. Again, I suspect they're deliberately using the stuff we as fans have become accustomed to trusting ("insider" reports, "shoot" interviews etc) to blur the lines and bring back some semblance of realism. Not sure how advisable it is as a long term strategy but it definitely gets people invested in the present. For as much supposed discontent as there is backstage they run a pretty tight ship in terms of stuff actually getting out. It seems like the vast majority of these rumors and leaks end up being wrong, and the stuff that actually happens like Cody leaving doesn't really get leaked beforehand and is handled professionally and in-line with how you'd expect a major company to act.

I guess I feel like the devils in the details in the same way that the timing was a major giveaway to me with the MJF thing originally. It looks legit at first glance but I'm not sure if it passes the sniff test. I won't be surprised if the storyline for this next PPV cycle is Punk slowly becoming bitter and turning heel while MJF surpasses him. Like I said before, if you want to get AEW fans to really boo and dislike you then going after Hangman is the way to do it. Also wonder if the "no extension" part of the voicemail could be them planting the seeds for MJF to do the leaving while champ story too if the idea is to go full Punk tribute act. They love planting little seeds like that as we're now seeing haha.
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While I also wanted to believe this logic, it leaves me wondering what angles they’d be setting up? I’ve heard that the backstage environment there is “very toxic” at the moment.
Why in the hell would they give punk 10 mins to talk about colt boom boom cabana?

For the same reason that he randomly went after a reporter for wearing a Penguins hat, he's turning heel.

All the media outlets reporting on a "melee" and all the backstage drama are the same ones that said MJF was no-showing and booked a plane ticket and was going to Hollywood and so on and so forth. They're either working with them or just getting worked by them, but either way I don't buy Punk suddenly going from a smiling baby face mentoring all the young talent to a bitter locker room cancer publicly feuding with the cornerstones of the company organically over a few weeks time.

I do think it's somewhat telling that apparently one of the tweets Cabana liked after the whole thing said

"An event where pro wrestlers answer questions 'in character' is not a press conference. It is a performance portraying a press conference. If you ask questions at such an event, you are not a reporter. You are a performer taking part in the portrayal."

So I don't think he's taking it personally at the very least.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 05, 2022, 11:20:14 AM
On the positive side for AEW: they don’t employ The Miz or Dominik, so that’s a win
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 05, 2022, 12:27:37 PM
On the positive side for AEW: they don’t employ The Miz or Dominik, so that’s a win

And they do employ Sting. Still the highlight of damn near every show he's on. I don't give a shit if he dresses like he's terrified of skin cancer and walks like Darkness Crabtree now, I still buy him when he hits the stinger splash. This might be controversial but I think he's got just as good, if not better a claim to the title of GOAT as Jericho. I think most younger people gloss over him because no one watched TNA and all they ever show now is the lowlights (victory road vs Hardy, the awful Russo booked casket match against abyss where he got hard wayed on a Halloween decoration etc) but even during those years he had some really good matches. And I still contend that crow Sting randomly attacking people and not wrestling a single match for like a year was one of the best long term storylines maybe ever.

I'm watching one of those twitch channels that just streams old wrestling VHS tips and they're showing the time Sting tagged with Booker T and they tried to get him over with the "urban demographic" by having them do an interview where they both wear sunglasses indoors. Then they made them wrestle the road warriors in a 30 minute (not exaggerating) Chicago street fight that was one of the worst, most stretched out walk n brawls I've ever seen. Goddamn the Road Warriors were brutal in the 90's, and I don't mean how stiff they worked.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 05, 2022, 12:38:12 PM
No BTE today…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on September 05, 2022, 07:08:14 PM
No BTE today…

After all the news of backstage drama and the locker room fight I’m really hoping this turns out to be a work  :-[
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 05, 2022, 09:11:21 PM
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Incredible main event. Terrible finish that no doubt will have been a massive kick in the nuts to the crowd that I don't think can be fixed by Tyson Fury singing. I guess in hindsight though Drew wasn't going to win, but they probably should've just had Roman win clean.
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As much as I like Drew, I think that was the right choice. You can't end a title reign like this at a one-off PPV for a slightly pandering hometown hero pop. You almost have to do it at mania and I just don't think Drew is a big enough star for it to work at the moment anyways. I know it's repetitive but they've booked themselves into a corner and it's going to take time to clear the Vince stench out build a believable opponent.

Twitter marks seem to think it's going to be the Rock at mania and that has to be the absolute worst idea I've ever heard. Yeah.. Let's put the most important belt in wrestling on an old, roided up, injury plagued movie star who hasn't had a proper match in a decade....im sure that would turn out great. 

I think Cody in a grand "fulfilling my father's destiny" storyline is probably the best person right now. This is pure fantasy booking but if they somehow got Dustin out of his contract and had him make a surprise return to nullify the bloodline and allow Cody to win I would mark out so hard. I would also be down with Bray coming back and winning but they better have an actual plan for where to go from there if they do that. And if almost rather it be just bray and not the fiend and his papa shango tribute act.

Agreed that a Drew win would have been pandering. I was dreading it the whole match and relieved when it didn’t happen.

Just throwing it out there, I really think the Austin Theory Money in the Bank storyline could pay off great. He’s been getting tossed around despite having the golden ticket, placing him bottom of the ladder of respectability. On top of that, daddy Vince is gone. He’s being beaten down and degraded, but he’s got almost a full year to build a credible fight from the bottom to the top, rather than just being handed the belt, as Vince may have made happen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 05, 2022, 09:24:03 PM
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Maybe it's wishful thinking but i'm just kind of assuming they're operating under the old "anything said on camera is a work" principle with the Hangman and Punk stuff. Both guys are pretty smart and seem to have their heads on straight in other ways so I just don't necessarily buy that they'd be sniping at each other in promos instead of talking it out backstage if there was legit heat. Again, I suspect they're deliberately using the stuff we as fans have become accustomed to trusting ("insider" reports, "shoot" interviews etc) to blur the lines and bring back some semblance of realism. Not sure how advisable it is as a long term strategy but it definitely gets people invested in the present. For as much supposed discontent as there is backstage they run a pretty tight ship in terms of stuff actually getting out. It seems like the vast majority of these rumors and leaks end up being wrong, and the stuff that actually happens like Cody leaving doesn't really get leaked beforehand and is handled professionally and in-line with how you'd expect a major company to act.

I guess I feel like the devils in the details in the same way that the timing was a major giveaway to me with the MJF thing originally. It looks legit at first glance but I'm not sure if it passes the sniff test. I won't be surprised if the storyline for this next PPV cycle is Punk slowly becoming bitter and turning heel while MJF surpasses him. Like I said before, if you want to get AEW fans to really boo and dislike you then going after Hangman is the way to do it. Also wonder if the "no extension" part of the voicemail could be them planting the seeds for MJF to do the leaving while champ story too if the idea is to go full Punk tribute act. They love planting little seeds like that as we're now seeing haha.
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While I also wanted to believe this logic, it leaves me wondering what angles they’d be setting up? I’ve heard that the backstage environment there is “very toxic” at the moment.
Why in the hell would they give punk 10 mins to talk about colt boom boom cabana?

Yeah if it’s a work, it’s a hell of a complicated one.

Honestly, this whole PPV felt sloppy. Lots of botches and a super weirdly arranged finish in the ladder match, The Women’s champ is holding an underwhelming interim title instead of the official one, Ruby got carelessly dropped on her head, AEW still isn’t sure if they want Keith Lee and Swerve to be heels or faces but still put them over the unanimously loved Acclaimed, FTR et al match felt completely unnecessary, etc.

Feels more like AEW is just a mess right now more than they’re assembling a savvy work.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 06, 2022, 10:02:08 AM
MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS ARE ALL ELITE!!!!

THE NIGHT KING IS ALL ELITE!!!!!

AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW!

For the record, I called Jungle Boy "Hungle Boy" in front of wifey a few weeks ago and she's like "what the fuck did you just say?" I explained the nickname and during the PPV on Sunday she just goes "HOLY SHIT he IS Hungle Boy!!!" Not psyched on the Luchasaurus thing. Looks like TK is having trouble deciding who is face/heel.

Possible last appearance for Malakai Black? now Sting can shoot mist? DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!

Gunther v Sheamus was amazing to watch.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 06, 2022, 10:10:45 AM
MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS ARE ALL ELITE!!!!

THE NIGHT KING IS ALL ELITE!!!!!

AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW!

For the record, I called Jungle Boy "Hungle Boy" in front of wifey a few weeks ago and she's like "what the fuck did you just say?" I explained the nickname and during the PPV on Sunday she just goes "HOLY SHIT he IS Hungle Boy!!!" Not psyched on the Luchasaurus thing. Looks like TK is having trouble deciding who is face/heel.

Possible last appearance for Malakai Black? now Sting can shoot mist? DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!

Gunther v Sheamus was amazing to watch.

Nah Luchasaurus was clearly always going to turn.  It’s like when Hobbs turned heel to join Team Taz - Lucha never laid hands on Christian (plus Christian had an injury that was bad enough to scrap the match)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 07, 2022, 12:43:45 AM
MICK JAGGER AND KEITH RICHARDS ARE ALL ELITE!!!!

THE NIGHT KING IS ALL ELITE!!!!!

AEW! AEW! AEW! AEW!

For the record, I called Jungle Boy "Hungle Boy" in front of wifey a few weeks ago and she's like "what the fuck did you just say?" I explained the nickname and during the PPV on Sunday she just goes "HOLY SHIT he IS Hungle Boy!!!" Not psyched on the Luchasaurus thing. Looks like TK is having trouble deciding who is face/heel.

Possible last appearance for Malakai Black? now Sting can shoot mist? DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!

Gunther v Sheamus was amazing to watch.

If you liked Gunther and Seamus I highly recommend watching Kingston vs Ishii from the pre-show. Same thing but shorter, they chop and slap the everloving fuck out of each other.

Sting gets a mist pass because in my kayfabe mind he actually learned it straight from Muta (who learned it from Kabuki). Also I can't criticize anything that man does. He's even a tolerable born again christian, you know you're a lovely dude when you can pull that off. Actually come to think of it, I don't think I've ever heard anyone say something negative about Sting.

Hahaha your wife is the best dude. Good to know I'm not the only one who noticed Dylan's kid is packing heat! The Luchasaurus stuff is lame but really how much were you going to get out of a big lizardman that doesn't talk. Someone said Christian was hurt and that's why it was booked like that but if that's the case just move it to Dynamite or something.. No one would have cared.

Malakai is apparently butthurt about not being a top guy so he asked for his release but TK wisely denied it and told him to take a few months off instead. He's pretty good but I've heard rumors he's kind of a mark for himself and never wants to put anyone over clean, so that might be for the best. I'm sure if he got released HHH would have snatched him right up. Speaking of which... Did you see Strowman came back? He's bald now which makes him look even more like a big dumb goof from the 90's. Maybe they won't fuck it up this time
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 07, 2022, 02:02:06 AM
I heard Malachi has a bad injury he needs time off for.   

He IS a top guy, but he’s built a character (bc he’s a LORE mark) that you just don’t slot into a title shot.   “Lore” guys get hurt (gimmicks sputter) when they have to sustain that over a title run or when they lose.   


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2022, 09:52:20 AM
I heard Malachi has a bad injury he needs time off for.   

He IS a top guy, but he’s built a character (bc he’s a LORE mark) that you just don’t slot into a title shot.   “Lore” guys get hurt (gimmicks sputter) when they have to sustain that over a title run or when they lose.

Like Bray.

I hope MJF keeps Sympathy for the Devil as his entrance.

I don’t know about the Stokely stable though. I get Nexxus vibes from them…like they’re just there to be chaotic action scene jabronis.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 07, 2022, 11:23:40 AM
Whether it's a work or not (it isn't), it's all getting very tiresome. How TK handles this could really make or break the company. If he sides with Punk over the elite he's fucked IMO. Whatever's going on I just want it to end so they can get back to actual storylines. Sounds like everyone involved is not going to be on TV tonight and that probably means MJF won't be either since what's he going to do when they don't know if Punk is ever coming back. Tonight will probably be shit, but damned if I don't want to find out haha
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 07, 2022, 11:58:10 AM
I heard Malachi has a bad injury he needs time off for.   

He IS a top guy, but he’s built a character (bc he’s a LORE mark) that you just don’t slot into a title shot.   “Lore” guys get hurt (gimmicks sputter) when they have to sustain that over a title run or when they lose.

Agreed. You can't have your world champion spitting mist.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2022, 12:39:55 PM
Isn’t Freddie Prinze Jr. trying to start a fed?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on September 07, 2022, 01:56:22 PM
So who’s excited for dynamite tonight?
No omega is a bummer and no Larry is a bummer but I’ve gotta believe that MJF is gonna drop a barn burner of a promo.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2022, 01:59:03 PM
So who’s excited for dynamite tonight?
No omega is a bummer and no Larry is a bummer but I’ve gotta believe that MJF is gonna drop a barn burner of a promo.

Malakai Black is gone and either CM Punk or The Elite are next.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 07, 2022, 02:49:14 PM
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So who’s excited for dynamite tonight?
No omega is a bummer and no Larry is a bummer but I’ve gotta believe that MJF is gonna drop a barn burner of a promo.
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Malakai Black is gone and either CM Punk or The Elite are next.

CM Punk keeps getting injured the day he wins the title.   Has a pec tear so he’s going to be out for awhile (even though he’s likely to get fired).    I’ll never quite understand how things that minor seemed to escalate that irreparably.   

I’d maybe be surprised if they let MJF off the leash here.   I kinda feel like they won’t address it all (other than doing something with the title belt) in an attempt to let the dust settle and emotions to cool.    Don’t see how an incendiary work/shoot promo helps anything
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2022, 03:03:11 PM
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So who’s excited for dynamite tonight?
No omega is a bummer and no Larry is a bummer but I’ve gotta believe that MJF is gonna drop a barn burner of a promo.
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Malakai Black is gone and either CM Punk or The Elite are next.
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CM Punk keeps getting injured the day he wins the title.   Has a pec tear so he’s going to be out for awhile (even though he’s likely to get fired).    I’ll never quite understand how things that minor seemed to escalate that irreparably.   

I’d maybe be surprised if they let MJF off the leash here.   I kinda feel like they won’t address it all (other than doing something with the title belt) in an attempt to let the dust settle and emotions to cool.    Don’t see how an incendiary work/shoot promo helps anything

I’m starting to think more and more that CM punk may very well just be a toxic individual. Like the pipe bomb from 2011 that everyone came to love was really him just being toxic.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 07, 2022, 03:48:56 PM
I heard Malachi has a bad injury he needs time off for.   

He IS a top guy, but he’s built a character (bc he’s a LORE mark) that you just don’t slot into a title shot.   “Lore” guys get hurt (gimmicks sputter) when they have to sustain that over a title run or when they lose.

Eh...I think Black tops out at around IC/TNT title level. I don't think I would be able to buy him as a world champ for kind of the same reasons Papa Shango never won a major belt. I can only take so much oohhhh spooky, lights out teleporting, mist spitting, and King diamond cosplay before I need to see some compelling matches and I haven't really gotten that from him so far in AEW. I think he's quite good but not great essentially.

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I heard Malachi has a bad injury he needs time off for.   

He IS a top guy, but he’s built a character (bc he’s a LORE mark) that you just don’t slot into a title shot.   “Lore” guys get hurt (gimmicks sputter) when they have to sustain that over a title run or when they lose.
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Like Bray.

I hope MJF keeps Sympathy for the Devil as his entrance.

I don’t know about the Stokely stable though. I get Nexxus vibes from them…like they’re just there to be chaotic action scene jabronis.

It would be cool but there's no way TK paid for the stones more than once. I have to imagine the rights to use it on every show would dwarf all the other music costs combined and probably even be a sizable part of their operating budget.

I'm totally with you on the stable thing. I hope it splinters off pretty quick, but I would be down to keep Morrissey and Ethan Page with him as basically the new Wardlow and Spears. I think a lot of people are overlooking the fact they initially brought Cass in as MJF's hired muscle in how long they've been planning this as well. It definitely goes back before all the supposed drama around Double or Nothing. I like the ass boys too and don't want them to get lost in the shuffle. They had a solid program going with the Acclaimed and we need more good heel tag teams even if they fully turn swiog. Obviously they're going to have to find something new for Max since Punk is going to be out for a while which sucks. At least we got the dog collar match before Punk's body fully gave out on him, but man I wanted to see MJF take the belt off him. I suppose cash in gives them some leeway in how they manage to make him champ though, I would actually be down for a tournament where the finals are him vs Wardlow. Go back to pushing the young stars you've made and forget about the nostalgia acts and shiny toys Vince threw away.

I believe Prinze is trying to put together some kind of promotion but it's not like right around the corner or anything. He's talking like a year or two before he launches and it sounds like the plan is to do a studio wrestling setup. With his Hollywood background he should do the lucha underground high production value thing but make it more of a general wrestling show. I would be totally down for a one hour indy show like that and I bet it wouldn't be too hard to get a tv deal for the dude from Scooby Doo. I just hope he doesn't make it like early TNA where it's just a graveyard of old unwanted fed talent and the bookers friends. Grab some of the PWG guys and Dark regulars and maybe some underpushed AEW contract guys. Whatever he does I kinda hope one part of the classic wwe booking he takes with him is lots of big beefy guys like Kross. I love AEW and Indy stuff but as Seamus/Gunther and Brock/Roman showed us there's really nothing quite like a well done hoss battle.

Gotta say guys its kind of refreshing to discuss wrestling stuff that isn't all about Punk and the Bucks right now. I really dig all the different perspectives and takes we have in here and that no one goes full mark or takes it too seriously
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 07, 2022, 04:03:39 PM
We’re in the same page about Malachi Black of the House of Black.   I wish he was Tommy End again or still wrestled in the kickboxing shorts.   The first two against Cody were so good. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 07, 2022, 05:01:19 PM
Wrestling twitter is a cesspool but you occasionally get worthwhile memes. I almost don't want to watch because I don't want all this juicy speculation and drama to end. My wild guess is indefinite suspension or retirement for punk, they go total radio silence, but then he's going to show up after he heals from surgery and team with FTR to challenge the elite for the trios belts.

(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcCm8wyXkAEyFtV?format=jpg&name=large)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 07, 2022, 05:37:38 PM
HOLY FUCK PENTA AND FENIX HAVE BELTS
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2022, 05:38:42 PM
MJF with the face promo, slapping hands, and wearing a Josh Allen jersey in Buffalo.

That was like an Attitude Era HBK promo.

And lol at the “you were right” chants.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 07, 2022, 05:46:40 PM
HOLY FUCK PENTA AND FENIX HAVE BELTS

Wow thought they were finally going to strap up OC since Penta and Fenix have been champs before and PAC is a current one

That said…

Would have been a great opportunity for a program with House of Black, but paying off whatever this program with Andrade and Rooosh will be good (curious to know what the angle with Pres10 and Dark Order will be)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 07, 2022, 10:56:27 PM
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HOLY FUCK PENTA AND FENIX HAVE BELTS
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Wow thought they were finally going to strap up OC since Penta and Fenix have been champs before and PAC is a current one

That said…

Would have been a great opportunity for a program with House of Black, but paying off whatever this program with Andrade and Rooosh will be good (curious to know what the angle with Pres10 and Dark Order will be)

I'm hoping that was a thank you for them consistently putting on bangers while taking the loss for the last year. I still have yet to see a LB match in AEW I'd give less than 4 stars. And as much as I like the best friends as an act, I don't really think they're as likely to legitimize the belts which is already an uphill battle with how it's started. I'll be curious who else they put them up against.

The Stokely stable looks very jobberish and I hope they're keeping them separate from MJF like this. Cass is gonna be fine but I'm a little concerned for the rest of them. Why is Lee Moriarty dressing like the troubled kid from every 90s movie again?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 08, 2022, 06:07:39 AM
Not a bad show all things considered. TK on camera is always so awkward lol. MJF's fake babyface promo was great, amazing how he was still able to get the whole crowd against him after they were so keen to be cheering him.

I reckon Punk is gone. Gotta put the Elite over him even if he is money. It was crazy to see so many people who've worked with him before just be like "yeah, this is exactly what we thought would happen". Dude got the biggest pop in wrestling history when he came back and was given just about everything he could want, and still blew it, on the night he was crowned world champion, over being slighted in a promo 4 months ago. You could give him another chance but it's just going to happen again. If he hasn't matured in the 7 years he's had off, it's never going to happen. Dude's 43 ffs. He nearly just brought the entire company down single handedly over absolutely nothing.

The cheer from the crowd when TK said the world title is being vacated says it all.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 08, 2022, 11:26:16 AM
I think that what I'm most happy with out of all this (besides getting to listen to Cornette gloat) is that people are finally giving Jericho his due for the way he's contributed since the beginning and has been kinda carrying the company for the past few months. He has been absolutely killing it in the ring for pretty much all of 2022 and this program with BD is no different. I can't wait for the custody of Daniel Garcia ladder match, complete with a late run in from Vickie.

If he gets BWEBSEE over I'm going to be forever grateful. How he does those promos without everyone losing it is beyond me. You can definitely see his influence in Garcia and the new Anna Jay character too. I do wish he'd give up on Sammy though. There's some things even Jericho can't get over.

Here's a controversial question that I've seen proposed in a few different places today... Is MJF already a top 5 all time promo? As a mark I say yes he's already there. Trying to be objective, I think he just needs a true signature promo like Dusty's hard times and walk-behinder ones and it would be difficult to argue with.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 09, 2022, 11:04:40 AM
I think by the end his career, he will be the single greatest heel of all time to ever exist. Without question he would be top 5 promo for me already.

-Flair
-Dusty
-Rick Rude
-Paul Heyman
-MJF

I think his name fits in that list quite well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 10, 2022, 01:31:26 AM
I think by the end his career, he will be the single greatest heel of all time to ever exist. Without question he would be top 5 promo for me already.

-Flair
-Dusty
-Rick Rude
-Paul Heyman
-MJF

I think his name fits in that list quite well.

Interesting list. I like it. Rick Rude is one of those names that at first looks like it's out of place but then you think about it and agree with. Kinda like when people talk about the best high flyers ever and I throw 2 cold scorpio out there. Rude basically perfected the cocky heel character to the point I can't really think of him ever working as a face for more than like a month before they gave up and turned him back and even then he was never really a true face, more just a cool guy badass type.

Totally agree about Max being destined to be the best heel promo ever. I have Rocky as my #1 for both heel and face and I think Max has the same crossover appeal where he's going to get cheered sometimes for being so good on the mic but will always do his best work as a heel. I really can't wait to see how he wins the belt.

Rampage was ok. Darby vs Sammy was good as usual, Darby took a bump that every skater can relate to with the powerbomb onto the trucks. They put Sammy over of course but the only consolation is that next week he has to wrestle Moxley who will hopefully do something gross to him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 11, 2022, 11:38:46 AM
Where does Jake Roberts fit in to that list? I'm no wrestling historian but his promos always seemed up there. This one just popped up on Reddit that reminded me of him

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xbfoqw/jake_roberts_cuts_a_cold_blooded_promo_against/

Also any MJF fans have got to watch this one from MLW. Incredible promo

https://streamable.com/0sp0ky
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 11, 2022, 01:25:49 PM
Where does Jake Roberts fit in to that list? I'm no wrestling historian but his promos always seemed up there. This one just popped up on Reddit that reminded me of him

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xbfoqw/jake_roberts_cuts_a_cold_blooded_promo_against/

Also any MJF fans have got to watch this one from MLW. Incredible promo

https://streamable.com/0sp0ky

Iirc Jake was never a heel heel bc the audiences loved him (so Hulk had to politic against him)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 12, 2022, 01:24:15 AM
Where does Jake Roberts fit in to that list? I'm no wrestling historian but his promos always seemed up there. This one just popped up on Reddit that reminded me of him

https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/xbfoqw/jake_roberts_cuts_a_cold_blooded_promo_against/

Also any MJF fans have got to watch this one from MLW. Incredible promo

https://streamable.com/0sp0ky

So it's interesting to me because that's where it gets really subjective but for me there's basically 2 main areas of being a great promo - psychology and crowd control. Dusty was a great example of crowd control... He used to be able to literally hold his hand up and the entire arena would shut up and listen (he also did this to Steph unplanned during a promo and got major heat with HHH haha).

Jake I would say is easily top 5 in psychology, but not crowd control. He was at his best doing taped interviews staring down the camera and quietly and calmly telling you how evil he is but when it was in front of a live crowd it could sometimes miss pretty bad. Basically he's the antithesis of Rude....Rude was all crowd control but "you're fat and your wife/gf/sister/daughter wants to fuck me" was about as deep as his promos got.

What makes MJF so special is that he's top notch in both. There's layers to the shit he's saying but he's delivering it so well you don't even notice it at first, you're just entertained. Plus he can improvise and doesn't get rattled on live TV (turning not being able to get one sleeve of his shirt off into a bit last promo for example), he's just got it all and lots of it.

I love Max's MLW stuff. You can see him really start to hit his stride there and absolutely killed it in all his backstage stuff. He actually kinda re-did the jew boy promo in AEW in the lead-up to the dog collar match with Punk. The promo itself wasn't quite as good as the original taped one but the angle was awesome and it got a ton of heat. Actually that match/angle was kind of what really hooked me into AEW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 14, 2022, 04:53:56 AM
HELL YEAH BOYS!! IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 14, 2022, 03:59:56 PM
HELL YEAH BOYS!! IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!


Awwww YESSSSS. Got some bubble hash and a big bag of cotton candy grapes, I'm ready to go boys.

I hope they give MJF a full block to talk, attitude era style. Just let him give a seminar on his favorite colognes while running down how bad Moxley smells or something. I don't care what.

Let's hope Mox just absolutely fucking destroys Sammy, APA style. I want to see him bust out the stiff ass shit he was doing in Japan but not give sammy anything.

BD vs Jericho for custody of Garcia should be fun too. My guess is he spurns both and we get a 3 way match out of it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 15, 2022, 03:16:32 AM
Here are my live notes from last night -

Hahaha the crowd totally no sold Sammys dives. I love it. That's the right way to respond, just totally ignore him. Then his manties got stuck up his ass for half the match and I couldn't pay attention to anything else.

Did you hear that fucking pop for MJF? And then he went and completely wrapped the crowd around his finger, and made them boo him... Not his best promo but still better than everyone else on the show.

Stokely and the firm seems convoluted. They're a group but they won't be a group unless the story needs them to be a group? As long as that means they're kept away from MJF that's all I want.. Glad he left the ring instead of standing with the jobbers. I do like the foreshadowing with keeping Cass slightly aloof and apart from the rest of the guys though, when he inevitably turns it could be interesting. Not sure about as a single, but imagine him in a tag team with Archer or Brian Cage or even Wardlow... I would LOVE a modern day skyscrapers or powers of pain kinda team and think that would make their tag division even better.

Oh man Hungle Boy was killing it, his pinpoint drop kick was so nice that he got the old school "hot blonde fawning over wrestler" crowd shot like HBK and Rude used to. Jay Lethal might quietly be the smoothest worker in the company. That dude can do anything and make it look good. He deserves so much more recognition and respect than he gets,

I want to see Hobbs spinebuster a line of jobbers every week like Wardlow was doing.

Alex Abrahantes is such a fucking geek. Watching him prance around makes me inexplicably angry. I could watch Swerve and Fenix wrestle for hours. Can't believe Penta hit a destroyer on Lee hahaha. Hell of a show as usual from my masky bois.

The women's division is such a nonsensical shit show, how many partners has Toni storm had in the last 3 months?

BD vs Jericho was kind of same thing but with a different result. Definitely a good match and a worthy main event. Crazy how good Jericho still is and even crazier that that was apparently the first time he's ever lost to BD.

Danielson vs Moxley is going to be a good match as long as they don't do the stupid shitty elbows a bunch of times. The fact that they have papa Regal to play peacemaker and also that their gimmick is kind of just "guys who like to fight" is nice because you don't really have to tease a breakup or split the faction or anything like that. I think Danielson should end up getting his title run here, but then again Mox is kind of the darling of the IWC at the moment for canceling his vacation and coming back to work when most of the big names in the company got suspended, so it's entirely possible that Tony will want to score points with the smarks and put it back on him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 15, 2022, 05:21:53 AM
The women's division is a mess. Don't have your champ lose in a tag team. Don't have your champ wrestle in a tag team. But I guess you gotta do something because there aren't enough worthy contenders that can have a decent match.

This 4 way match for the title should be a 3 way to decide the #1 contender.

Man I hope Action Bronson doesn't blow it. I like him as a rapper, don't want my opinion tarnished.

Whats the over/under on how long it takes Mox to bleed in this match? I say he will be fully red by the 4 minute mark.

Lucha Bros - man I wanted to see Death TRiangle with 6 belts.

Dude how about when Stokely said he was watching Living Single with the House of Black? I popped. That shit was funny. I do actually like that MJF doesn't always have to be attached to his stable. He shouldn't be anywhere near the ass boys though.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 15, 2022, 05:11:47 PM
The women's division is a mess. Don't have your champ lose in a tag team. Don't have your champ wrestle in a tag team. But I guess you gotta do something because there aren't enough worthy contenders that can have a decent match.

This 4 way match for the title should be a 3 way to decide the #1 contender.

Man I hope Action Bronson doesn't blow it. I like him as a rapper, don't want my opinion tarnished.

Whats the over/under on how long it takes Mox to bleed in this match? I say he will be fully red by the 4 minute mark.

Lucha Bros - man I wanted to see Death TRiangle with 6 belts.

Dude how about when Stokely said he was watching Living Single with the House of Black? I popped. That shit was funny. I do actually like that MJF doesn't always have to be attached to his stable. He shouldn't be anywhere near the ass boys though.

Haha dude I was baked and that went right over my head during the Stokely promo. I agree that the group being fluid and not a traditional stable is the best thing on paper, but it's also kinda trying to have your cake and eat it too so it'll be interesting to see how it works out. The fact that MJF got the fuck out of the ring and didn't really interact with anyone except Stokely is a good sign for him but it does make me wonder if the guys in the stable aren't at risk of being lost in the shuffle. Especially Moriarty.

I don't really get why the ass boys are there. I mean I do, I just think it's kinda dumb. I thought their program with the acclaimed and Daddy Ass was going well and they were getting better in the ring every time I saw them. I really feel like that dumpster match and crazy bump is a missed opportunity if they don't immediately start feuding with them again once acclaimed win the belts off SWIOG. If AEW was smart they'd be replaying the clip of the dumpster bump several times every show like WWF used to when something happened.

One of the big things I like about this company is that they have the most interesting tag team scene I can remember seeing in a major company since I was a kid and I want them to lean into it even more. Shit I'd be down for a full ppv built around tags and multis like survivor series or the old WCW lethal lottery or something. I was actually fine with Lucha Bros losing that one just because I think Keith and Swerve have become way better and more believable champions than I thought they would be. They've really won me over with how they were given nothing and turned it into an interesting story and some great matches.

4 minutes is probably generous, I'd take the under on that. Mox might just spontaneously start bleeding out of thin air during his entrance like when a coked up Kerry Von Erich accidentally bladed the fuck out of his arm taking off his jacket before the match. At this point it's so regular I'm surprised no ones offered him a maxi pad sponsorship.

I think Action Bronson will be good to go. He's short and thick and he's training with Taz, plus 2.0 will do everything they can to make sure he looks good. I wouldn't expect any Bad Bunny or Logan Paul shit, but he's definitely going to have some fun spots. I'm predicting at least one t-bone tazplex from him and I wouldn't be surprised if someone goes through a table too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 15, 2022, 05:40:02 PM
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The women's division is a mess. Don't have your champ lose in a tag team. Don't have your champ wrestle in a tag team. But I guess you gotta do something because there aren't enough worthy contenders that can have a decent match.

This 4 way match for the title should be a 3 way to decide the #1 contender.

Man I hope Action Bronson doesn't blow it. I like him as a rapper, don't want my opinion tarnished.

Whats the over/under on how long it takes Mox to bleed in this match? I say he will be fully red by the 4 minute mark.

Lucha Bros - man I wanted to see Death TRiangle with 6 belts.

Dude how about when Stokely said he was watching Living Single with the House of Black? I popped. That shit was funny. I do actually like that MJF doesn't always have to be attached to his stable. He shouldn't be anywhere near the ass boys though.
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Haha dude I was baked and that went right over my head during the Stokely promo. I agree that the group being fluid and not a traditional stable is the best thing on paper, but it's also kinda trying to have your cake and eat it too so it'll be interesting to see how it works out. The fact that MJF got the fuck out of the ring and didn't really interact with anyone except Stokely is a good sign for him but it does make me wonder if the guys in the stable aren't at risk of being lost in the shuffle. Especially Moriarty.

I don't really get why the ass boys are there. I mean I do, I just think it's kinda dumb. I thought their program with the acclaimed and Daddy Ass was going well and they were getting better in the ring every time I saw them. I really feel like that dumpster match and crazy bump is a missed opportunity if they don't immediately start feuding with them again once acclaimed win the belts off SWIOG. If AEW was smart they'd be replaying the clip of the dumpster bump several times every show like WWF used to when something happened.

One of the big things I like about this company is that they have the most interesting tag team scene I can remember seeing in a major company since I was a kid and I want them to lean into it even more. Shit I'd be down for a full ppv built around tags and multis like survivor series or the old WCW lethal lottery or something. I was actually fine with Lucha Bros losing that one just because I think Keith and Swerve have become way better and more believable champions than I thought they would be. They've really won me over with how they were given nothing and turned it into an interesting story and some great matches.

4 minutes is probably generous, I'd take the under on that. Mox might just spontaneously start bleeding out of thin air during his entrance like when a coked up Kerry Von Erich accidentally bladed the fuck out of his arm taking off his jacket before the match. At this point it's so regular I'm surprised no ones offered him a maxi pad sponsorship.

I think Action Bronson will be good to go. He's short and thick and he's training with Taz, plus 2.0 will do everything they can to make sure he looks good. I wouldn't expect any Bad Bunny or Logan Paul shit, but he's definitely going to have some fun spots. I'm predicting at least one t-bone tazplex from him and I wouldn't be surprised if someone goes through a table too.

I’m hoping for a head and arm Tazplex on one of them. 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 15, 2022, 06:30:58 PM
I mean Shaq looked pretty good, I have hopes. 

Might be going to Smackdown tomorrow.   Doing research on something pro wrestling related, so it’ll be free (otherwise im pretty anti-WWE esp because Jake Paul will be there).   I have no idea who is on what brand but I’d be stoked for some Walter action
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 17, 2022, 08:37:08 AM
Smackdown report - fun, but the mat being mic-ed was very strange
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 19, 2022, 05:59:42 AM
I mean Shaq looked pretty good, I have hopes. 

Might be going to Smackdown tomorrow.   Doing research on something pro wrestling related, so it’ll be free (otherwise im pretty anti-WWE esp because Jake Paul will be there).   I have no idea who is on what brand but I’d be stoked for some Walter action

What type of research? Honestly, Walter might be my favorite thing in that company right now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 19, 2022, 12:13:48 PM
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I mean Shaq looked pretty good, I have hopes. 

Might be going to Smackdown tomorrow.   Doing research on something pro wrestling related, so it’ll be free (otherwise im pretty anti-WWE esp because Jake Paul will be there).   I have no idea who is on what brand but I’d be stoked for some Walter action
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What type of research? Honestly, Walter might be my favorite thing in that company right now.

He's at least top 3 for me, but if I'm being honest I preferred him when he was heavier. What can I say, I was raised on 90s WWF so I like my big boys. His chops are the best I've ever seen/heard and his shit in Europe with Thatcher and Ringkampf was so good.

Speaking of big boys, they let Brody have a mic on rampage and he did a solid old school shouty out of breath hairy big guy promo. And Jericho slipped a BWEBSEE into his promo making the match with Claudio for grand slam. I saw a sign for it last Dynamite, I'm still holding out hope that he gets it over.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 19, 2022, 03:32:11 PM
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I mean Shaq looked pretty good, I have hopes. 

Might be going to Smackdown tomorrow.   Doing research on something pro wrestling related, so it’ll be free (otherwise im pretty anti-WWE esp because Jake Paul will be there).   I have no idea who is on what brand but I’d be stoked for some Walter action
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What type of research? Honestly, Walter might be my favorite thing in that company right now.

Can’t really talk about it yet, but it’s set in the world of pro- wrestling and I’m helping him get at least competently versed in the world.   He’s already using kayfabe correctly and became an immediate Dusty mark after the Hard Times promo, so I feel like I’ve been doing a good job.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 19, 2022, 05:59:02 PM
https://youtu.be/nhYLYVHC4Gw (https://youtu.be/nhYLYVHC4Gw)

I still can’t stop laughing at this.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 20, 2022, 12:23:51 PM
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I mean Shaq looked pretty good, I have hopes. 

Might be going to Smackdown tomorrow.   Doing research on something pro wrestling related, so it’ll be free (otherwise im pretty anti-WWE esp because Jake Paul will be there).   I have no idea who is on what brand but I’d be stoked for some Walter action
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What type of research? Honestly, Walter might be my favorite thing in that company right now.
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Can’t really talk about it yet, but it’s set in the world of pro- wrestling and I’m helping him get at least competently versed in the world.   He’s already using kayfabe correctly and became an immediate Dusty mark after the Hard Times promo, so I feel like I’ve been doing a good job.


Ohh make sure you show him the Dusty - Dustin "view neva changes baby" promo if you haven't already. Hard times gets all the fanfare but I remember watching this one on tv and being spellbound even as a kid. It's kind of an ideal baby face promo for me... They get the entire story across with emotion and conviction in under 4 minutes. Great example of Dustys puppet master like crowd control as well.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2zubkz

https://youtu.be/nhYLYVHC4Gw (https://youtu.be/nhYLYVHC4Gw)

I still can’t stop laughing at this.

Its incredible how good he is at this shit. I never really noticed it until now but he's got that cocky shit-eating grin/sneer thing down pat, just like Shawn did. It's the little shit like that which makes him so fucking hate able that really impresses me.

I guess Bray is on his way back to the fed soon. I do wish he would have gone to AEW just so he would have freedom to do whatever he wants creatively. I would love to see what he could do with like 6 months and total freedom, especially after the firefly fun house match and fiend stuff before they lost it and tried to just make him a new Kane. Maybe HHH is offering him that freedom and that's why he's going back now though. I'll probably tune in just to see what's up there as that was the last WWE gimmick I can recall actually enjoying.

BTW I just found out this exists recently -

https://twitch.tv/territorywrestling
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 21, 2022, 12:33:15 PM
Man that “view never changes” promo was soo good.   Any other recs, send them my way. 


Who do you think is coming away AEW champ tonight?   Danielson or … MJF?

(I feel like Mox putting his 6 week vacation on hold for the tournament is a good sign he won’t be winning)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 21, 2022, 04:48:52 PM
Man that “view never changes” promo was soo good.   Any other recs, send them my way. 


Who do you think is coming away AEW champ tonight?   Danielson or … MJF?

(I feel like Mox putting his 6 week vacation on hold for the tournament is a good sign he won’t be winning)

I'm sure we can come up with a few others, my favorite thing about that promo is the way he holds his hand up and the crowd sit down and shut up and then just explode at the end. Its shit straight out of a feel good movie haha. I remember being like 13 when the island of dr moreau came out and everyone made a big deal about Brando coming back, but since I had no idea who he was all I could think about after the movie was how much he reminded me of Dusty Rhodes or the dungeon of doom guy.

I think Danielson wins it for basically the same reason. They need stability more than anything right now and Danielson is the picture of consistency, and also because Mox deserves to actually go on vacation now. I'm definitely down for a Danielson/Regal vs MJF program, especially if we get some old man Regal vs sassy young MJF interactions. I'm wondering if they'll have Mox leave peacefully in storyline or if they'll tease some sort of dissent before Mox "disappears" and isn't heard from for a period of exactly 6 weeks.

That being said, Tony is hinting at some kind of big surprise "ace up his sleeve" tonight so who the fuck knows what that means. He seems to prefer the Heyman route of always promising the world and then occasionally delivering it, so it might be another lame ass ROH debut or spooky lights out bullshit masked wrestler angle, or it could be them doing an OC injury angle before his match with PAC then the Bucks and Omega come out and challenge death triangle for the trios belts on the spot, at which point they put on a 25 minute 7 star masterpiece. Or it might just be MJF predictably cashing in and stealing the belt. You never can tell with this company haha.

If its Jeff Hardy returning I might give up on the entire show though. I do not want to see him anywhere near a wrestling ring for a long time, maybe ever again.

Let's go boys.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 21, 2022, 07:15:11 PM
Not the surprise I was expecting, but good for her.   If AEW can manage Sting’s body, I’m not as concerned for her. 

I talked myself into everyone but Mox winning that I realized that’s exactly what they wanted you to be thinking
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 22, 2022, 01:41:26 AM
Not the surprise I was expecting, but good for her.   If AEW can manage Sting’s body, I’m not as concerned for her. 

I talked myself into everyone but Mox winning that I realized that’s exactly what they wanted you to be thinking

I have a funny feeling AEW's audience is not going to like Paige. She's kind of a dipshit and seems to exclusively fuck pieces of shit. And as good as she was in the ring, that was before a whole lot of injuries and drug abuse so I'm not even sure she's going to be the same. At least it gives Toni someone else competent to work with, but I don't think she's the right person to beat Jade and I don't think more part-timers is whats missing from the women's division. While it's true that a lot of the girls they've pushed or focused on aren't good workers (Anna, Tay, Julia Hart, Shafir etc) it's mostly been the booking that's held them back. Make Hayter the first female BCC member and strap her up, push Thigh Blue as the plucky young babyface (and get her a better finisher), forget about Shafir altogether, turn Rosa heel, bring in Shida for workrate showcase matches, and push Statlander as a badass female Wardlow and that shit will be red hot. Also I always enjoy Nyla and wonder why they don't use her the way they did early on. Her and Jade in a big ppv slugfest would be a blast to watch.

I wonder how many fresh hits the Paige videos got on pornhub immediately after the show.

I was genuinely surprised Mox won just because of the vacation thing, but maybe that was a work too? Or maybe they want to basically erase Punk's win and will never talk about it again.

I was honestly more shocked by Jericho winning. I can't wait to see the twitter and reddit marks losing their shit about that, especially after how worked up they were following the last Kingston match. I'm assuming that the plan is for Garcia to beat him for it at the next PPV, but I doubt that will cross their minds or really even matter. They really need to do something with ROH as its own thing though, I don't really like it just serving as a new secondary belt for AEW's big stars to win when they have nothing else going on. Im getting some WWECW belt vibes from it now and that ain't good.

Acclaimed fucked up their finish and it wasn't nearly as good as the PPV match (that was kinda lightning in a bottle though) but the fans were gonna pop no matter what as long as they went over. I thought Keith and Swerve working heel was beautiful again and I honestly kind of hope they fully turn them and let them stay together for a while before the inevitable split and feud.

Wheeler Yuta is a dweeb and him standing next to MJF and trying to squeak out some tepid bullshit really drove that home for me. MJF was transcendent as usual but he's on a different level and shouldn't even be wasting his time here. I hope this means that Cass is going to basically be new Wardlow though. Keep him apart from the rest of the group and close to MJF, and then you can eventually turn and elevate him the same way they did with Wardlow.And then we can get the Cass and Wardlow tag team I want to see so bad haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 07:47:57 AM
I’ve seen the Rampage spoilers.   There is at least one thing that I think will go over huge that is completely unexpected (and I don’t think it will spoil anything by mentioning it’s existence)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 22, 2022, 12:07:59 PM
I’ve seen the Rampage spoilers.   There is at least one thing that I think will go over huge that is completely unexpected (and I don’t think it will spoil anything by mentioning it’s existence)

Luigi Primo is the Joker and wins the battle royal?

https://youtu.be/5QbTrWqth-k (https://youtu.be/5QbTrWqth-k)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 23, 2022, 02:04:20 AM
I’ve seen the Rampage spoilers.   There is at least one thing that I think will go over huge that is completely unexpected (and I don’t think it will spoil anything by mentioning it’s existence)

I unfortunately stumbled across it on Twitter earlier. I made it a point not to watch the video they had posted though so even though I know what's going to happen it's still going to be insane. It's definitely going to go over huge and I highly recommend @SHAQUEEFA watch rampage tomorrow. Honestly I think they should have put it on Dynamite, that match was worthy of it to begin with.

I forgot to mention when you asked about promos, did you show them any Foley stuff? Aside from the famous 3 faces of Foley storyline and the JR interviews there's some really good rambling psych heavy cactus jack ones from WCW and ECW. Like Jake's stuff he was a little ahead of his time and the crowds didn't always know how to respond (especially in WCW) but it stands up well today. "Cane Dewey" is probably the most notable ECW Foley promo but I'm not sure if I would call it the best. It's pretty good though, and him working his actually leaving for the WWF into the storyline was pretty ground-breaking at the time so it's important within that context too.

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Luigi Primo is the Joker and wins the battle royal?


Haha please God no.

As much as I appreciate some good old purist-enraging comedy bullshit wrestling, I actually watched a couple Luigi Primo matches and he's the shits. It's a reasonably funny gimmick at first but it's pretty limited and he's a worse worker than Danhausen. Straight backyard trampoline wrestling level.

I think the reason stuff like chikara and PWG was so good is that the guys under the masks and facepaint playing the ridiculous characters could all go... A lot of them went on to be integral parts of NXT & AEW... OC, Uno, Kingston, Cabana, Claudio, Gulak, 2.0, Chuck Taylor, Gargano, the Bucks etc all came from that scene. It was basically the shit we're watching on the midcard these days, except with more comedy and shtick. Luigi Primo is the comedy without the talent haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on September 23, 2022, 05:58:31 AM

I was genuinely surprised Mox won just because of the vacation thing, but maybe that was a work too? Or maybe they want to basically erase Punk's win and will never talk about it again.


Probably because they didn't want BD's first reign to be transitional since MJF is likely winning it at Full Gear. The vacation was probably real but then they were like "hey, we could do with you being the top guy of the company for a while" and he figured it could wait.

Anyone see the Luigi Primo AMA on Reddit? Someone caught on that he was an antivaxxer and the whole thing fell to pieces haha. I think it's still pinned at the top of the sub
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 23, 2022, 06:29:15 AM
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I was genuinely surprised Mox won just because of the vacation thing, but maybe that was a work too? Or maybe they want to basically erase Punk's win and will never talk about it again.

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Probably because they didn't want BD's first reign to be transitional since MJF is likely winning it at Full Gear. The vacation was probably real but then they were like "hey, we could do with you being the top guy of the company for a while" and he figured it could wait.

Anyone see the Luigi Primo AMA on Reddit? Someone caught on that he was an antivaxxer and the whole thing fell to pieces haha. I think it's still pinned at the top of the sub

I missed that, but I saw Cornette’s rant on him and am convinced the whole gimmick was created for that purpose alone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 23, 2022, 06:30:51 AM
I really hope Karrion Kross and Scarlet become the live Rambling Rabbit and Abby the Witch for Bray Wyatt’s Fun House.

I’m marking out the moment Bray’s kid show theme first hits again.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 23, 2022, 12:26:21 PM
I’m looking forward the new Dark Side of the Ring show based on territory days.  First Ep is on Memphis and one of the things they’re covering is the Jos LeDuq promo where he cuts himself open with his axe
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 23, 2022, 06:08:01 PM
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I was genuinely surprised Mox won just because of the vacation thing, but maybe that was a work too? Or maybe they want to basically erase Punk's win and will never talk about it again.

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Probably because they didn't want BD's first reign to be transitional since MJF is likely winning it at Full Gear. The vacation was probably real but then they were like "hey, we could do with you being the top guy of the company for a while" and he figured it could wait.

Anyone see the Luigi Primo AMA on Reddit? Someone caught on that he was an antivaxxer and the whole thing fell to pieces haha. I think it's still pinned at the top of the sub
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I missed that, but I saw Cornette’s rant on him and am convinced the whole gimmick was created for that purpose alone.

I listened to the first part of it but got interrupted before I finished it. I enjoy hearing him go nuts on guys like that partially so I can read all the fans with anime profile pictures who have been watching for 6 months try to tell a guy who has done everything there is to do in the business for the last 40 years how they know better than him. I hesitate to even call them marks.. They're like unter marks.

I remember back when Cornette first found out about Danhausen and they asked if he wanted to see one of his matches and Corny was like "hell no, I like this guy and want to keep it that way" hahaha.

That AMA is kind of telling hahaha. Apparently he's not only an antivax dipshit but also too much of a bitch to admit it even when he's putting others in danger. Hopefully that's enough for reddit to cancel him so I don't have to ever see him or his fake pizza dough ever again.

Pretty stoked for grand slampage tonight. Even though I know the "big" spoiler I don't remember seeing much else so it should mostly be fresh to me. At the risk of mildly spoiling it, if you're around my age (and I think most of us are relatively close) then you're probably going to really enjoy this episode.

I’m looking forward the new Dark Side of the Ring show based on territory days.  First Ep is on Memphis and one of the things they’re covering is the Jos LeDuq promo where he cuts himself open with his axe

Oh shit when does it come out? That's so far up my alley I can taste it. Jos Leduc stories are always awesome, he was basically tailor made for southern rasslin crowds so I can't wait to see the exposition part of the program. I feel like 1970's stampede had to be insanity because it seems like everyone that came out of there had a screw loose.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 23, 2022, 07:00:39 PM
Oct 4 I believe
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 23, 2022, 07:05:18 PM
Oct 4 I believe

Thanks, you're the man Atiba. Hope you're watching cuz they're starting it off with the big spot haha.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 23, 2022, 08:00:01 PM
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Oct 4 I believe
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Thanks, you're the man Atiba. Hope you're watching cuz they're starting it off with the big spot haha.

I’m gonna catch the replay.  I’m west coast.  I usually watch it on east coast time, but I was out tonight. 

I’m pumped for this territory show.   I’m working on something (in addition) that’s based around the time wwf was buying up promotions and killing the territory era (whilst feeding all their top stars to hogan and killing their credibility)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 24, 2022, 07:45:42 AM
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Oct 4 I believe
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Thanks, you're the man Atiba. Hope you're watching cuz they're starting it off with the big spot haha.
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I’m gonna catch the replay.  I’m west coast.  I usually watch it on east coast time, but I was out tonight. 

I’m pumped for this territory show.   I’m working on something (in addition) that’s based around the time wwf was buying up promotions and killing the territory era (whilst feeding all their top stars to hogan and killing their credibility)

I wrote a whole recap up and then forgot to submit it and closed the window haha. Cliffs notes - Sting and Muta are fuckin awesome. Hungle Boy and Fenix stole the show as usual. Jade is really good. Action Bronson was great and his powerslam was beautiful. Hobbs is a fucking stud. Dalton Castle needs to be on TV more.

I'm stoked for that show too. I was actually thinking about Vince's empire building era the other day. Apparently the NWA was going to put a hit out on him at one point but not everyone was on board haha. Anyways, one of the things that I think gets glossed over about the rise of the WWF is how influential the AWA was in defining that era. Obviously we all know that Verne and the AWA actually created the Hulk Hogan character that would change wrestling, but they also got a lot of other influential talent from there and stole a lot of their booking ideas as well. Sherri, Sgt. Slaughter, Heenan, Jesse the Body, Mean Gene, Adrian Adonis, the killer B's, the Rockers, Lord Alfred, Mr. Perfect, and basically their entire original women's division were all lifted straight from the AWA and most of them barely even changed their gimmick. They were also super influential in the southern territories but it felt a lot less predatory.

I see parallels with 90s ECW in some ways... Vince basically used them as a farm team, but unlike ECW they weren't secretly cooperating and profiting from it. I don't think the AWA was necessarily ahead of its time in terms of the booking (they definitely tried some wacky shit at certain points though) but they seemed to have the same sort of innate ability to always find or develop new talent.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 24, 2022, 05:23:36 PM
Rampage was tight this week! Jungle Boy/Rey Fenix and Hobbs/Starks were both exceptionally good and I thought everything else was great too. AEW’s homegrown stars are holding it down just fine without Punk, Bucks, Omega, Cody, etc.

The Jericho win was a surprise but honestly pretty exciting. I know that there have been reports of AEW launching a third show, which I assumed would be an ROH reboot, and maybe they’re setting up Jericho as their inaugural villain to take the “honor” back from.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 24, 2022, 05:56:36 PM
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Thanks, you're the man Atiba. Hope you're watching cuz they're starting it off with the big spot haha.
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I’m gonna catch the replay.  I’m west coast.  I usually watch it on east coast time, but I was out tonight. 

I’m pumped for this territory show.   I’m working on something (in addition) that’s based around the time wwf was buying up promotions and killing the territory era (whilst feeding all their top stars to hogan and killing their credibility)
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I wrote a whole recap up and then forgot to submit it and closed the window haha. Cliffs notes - Sting and Muta are fuckin awesome. Hungle Boy and Fenix stole the show as usual. Jade is really good. Action Bronson was great and his powerslam was beautiful. Hobbs is a fucking stud. Dalton Castle needs to be on TV more.

I'm stoked for that show too. I was actually thinking about Vince's empire building era the other day. Apparently the NWA was going to put a hit out on him at one point but not everyone was on board haha. Anyways, one of the things that I think gets glossed over about the rise of the WWF is how influential the AWA was in defining that era. Obviously we all know that Verne and the AWA actually created the Hulk Hogan character that would change wrestling, but they also got a lot of other influential talent from there and stole a lot of their booking ideas as well. Sherri, Sgt. Slaughter, Heenan, Jesse the Body, Mean Gene, Adrian Adonis, the killer B's, the Rockers, Lord Alfred, Mr. Perfect, and basically their entire original women's division were all lifted straight from the AWA and most of them barely even changed their gimmick. They were also super influential in the southern territories but it felt a lot less predatory.

I see parallels with 90s ECW in some ways... Vince basically used them as a farm team, but unlike ECW they weren't secretly cooperating and profiting from it. I don't think the AWA was necessarily ahead of its time in terms of the booking (they definitely tried some wacky shit at certain points though) but they seemed to have the same sort of innate ability to always find or develop new talent.

Any recs (books, docs, YouTube vids) for a deeper dive in the AwA?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 25, 2022, 07:21:38 AM
Any recs (books, docs, YouTube vids) for a deeper dive in the AwA?


OWD did a good episode on them where they summarize the whole run but definitely touch heavily on the period you're interested in.

https://youtu.be/tk00NYnYeno

I haven't read any of the books but I would assume any of the Hogan and Verne ones (that aren't puff pieces) would touch on at least the loss of Hogan and perhaps the subsequent talent exodus. The WWE put out one of those nostalgia documentaries that they were pumping out a few years ago too, but I'm not sure how objective it is or how deep it goes.

It's interesting too that after Vince raided Verne, Crockett and the other territories still big enough to compete spent the rest of the decade picking the bones and got a lot of talent there as well... The road warriors (and all the other Minnesota monsters like Nikita) being the first names that come to mind but there's plenty of others. I think Rick Steiner got started there and then went to Watts where he got brought into the fold when Crockett took over and Scott came onboard, so I suppose you can trace the Steiners back there as well if you're generous with your definitions.

I haven't actually watched a ton of AWA other than the supercards so I'm far from an expert, it's just one of those things I've picked up on from listening to territory based podcasts and going "wow that dude started in the AWA too?"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 25, 2022, 10:40:47 AM
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OWD did a good episode on them where they summarize the whole run but definitely touch heavily on the period you're interested in.

https://youtu.be/tk00NYnYeno

I haven't read any of the books but I would assume any of the Hogan and Verne ones (that aren't puff pieces) would touch on at least the loss of Hogan and perhaps the subsequent talent exodus. The WWE put out one of those nostalgia documentaries that they were pumping out a few years ago too, but I'm not sure how objective it is or how deep it goes.

It's interesting too that after Vince raided Verne, Crockett and the other territories still big enough to compete spent the rest of the decade picking the bones and got a lot of talent there as well... The road warriors (and all the other Minnesota monsters like Nikita) being the first names that come to mind but there's plenty of others. I think Rick Steiner got started there and then went to Watts where he got brought into the fold when Crockett took over and Scott came onboard, so I suppose you can trace the Steiners back there as well if you're generous with your definitions.

I haven't actually watched a ton of AWA other than the supercards so I'm far from an expert, it's just one of those things I've picked up on from listening to territory based podcasts and going "wow that dude started in the AWA too?"

I believe you can access all types of episodes from the territories (including AWA) with WWE Network.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 25, 2022, 02:45:04 PM
Thanks guys!    Glad to see Peacock is finally importing all the WWE network stuff over. 


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 26, 2022, 12:41:39 AM
Rampage was tight this week! Jungle Boy/Rey Fenix and Hobbs/Starks were both exceptionally good and I thought everything else was great too. AEW’s homegrown stars are holding it down just fine without Punk, Bucks, Omega, Cody, etc.

The Jericho win was a surprise but honestly pretty exciting. I know that there have been reports of AEW launching a third show, which I assumed would be an ROH reboot, and maybe they’re setting up Jericho as their inaugural villain to take the “honor” back from.

Yo I love that idea, it would be a pretty much perfect way to launch ROH especially since they kinda did the same thing with early AEW and Jericho gives it instant credibility and elevates the title because you sort of just mentally group it in with all the other prestigious world title belts he's won. You can set up a whole class of babyfaces trying to be the one to vanquish him and even have him start an ROH subfaction of the JAS to establish new heels early on. Run that program for 3 months and pay it off at the first PPV with Garcia taking the belt from Jericho and you'll be off and running.

That would really alleviate some of the roster bloat and let them focus on the stars and pace the shows better, like the grand slam shows were.

The roster bloat is sort of solving itself though, Buddy Matthews is gone now too apparently so House of Black is pretty much done. I guess if you're going to go then getting fucked up by Muta is a pretty awesome way to go. Obviously the suspicion is that him and Malakai are trying to go back to the WWE now that Uncle Paul is in charge, but Tony ain't letting them out of their contracts to do that. I've seen speculation that this is what TK was talking about with the tampering stuff, it would make sense with the timing.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 26, 2022, 01:07:56 AM
Buddy said the rumor was false and Brody said he’s staying.   

Buddy just needs a lil feud to show himself off like Brody’s feud with Darby did.   I think a good Los Ingobernales bash would do well.  Rush and/or Andrade vs Buddy would be an awesome match.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 26, 2022, 08:14:50 PM
Buddy said the rumor was false and Brody said he’s staying.   

Buddy just needs a lil feud to show himself off like Brody’s feud with Darby did.   I think a good Los Ingobernales bash would do well.  Rush and/or Andrade vs Buddy would be an awesome match.

I think he's a great worker, but for better or worse that's nothing special in AEW. I've never really heard him cut a promo, so I have to assume that's a weak spot for him? Honestly I think he's been used just about how he should be from what I've seen. I see him as a slightly better, spooky version of Tony Nese.

Now that's not to say he can't have great matches and feuds, I was actually really looking forward to HOB as a trio, but I hope he's being realistic about what he's bringing to the table when setting expectations. AEW could be the right place to develop though, he just needs to learn how to succeed outside the WWE system. Develop on your own rather than having your entire character and dialogue written for you. The in-ring is very good but it's not special, so you're going to have to stand out some other way to succeed these days. Hopefully when he comes back he'll have a new character or have overhauled this one into something more fresh or unique.

I had to laugh, I opened reddit today to go find the Luigi primo thing again and the top thread is Paige having already tweeted something dumb that pissed off the AEW marks. I don't see this one ending well for Tony. I don't think it's even been clarified if she's cleared to wrestle yet and she's already doing stupid shit. He should have learned his lesson with Jeff Hardy.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 27, 2022, 02:35:47 AM
I think he had some pretty good matches with Mustafi Ali in the wwe cruiserweight division so i think he could shine.   

I also agree how bummed I am that the trio think with HoB never worked out, but I don’t think heavy lore shit really fits in AEW.    The NXT Malachi/Alistair would have fit so much better.   All he had was an amazing entrance.   

These dummies running back to WWE should realize that they should alienate the other promotion in town.   WWE is still WWE and is arguably worse at showcasing their entire roster (keep an eye on whatever the fuck gargano is going to be doing) and that HHH is still in his honeymoon period


   

Remember when Private Party seemed like they were being given the keys to the kingdom.   They beat the Bucks in one of the first tag tournaments and since then…who knows.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 27, 2022, 05:17:01 AM
I sat two seats away from none other than The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart on Sunday when I flew home. Super nice guy. Actually, too nice. It was 5:30 am and I really just wanted to say hello and thanks for the entertainment (which is my go-to line when I meet celebrities at the airport) He proceeded to try to talk to me about Bucs football (I was wearing my game day jersey) for a solid 10-15 minutes while I tried to not fall asleep mid convo. His only carry on was his ring gear in a clear garment bag. Saw the musical notes shining through. He didn't have his shades on, but put them right on when the guy next to him asked for a selfie.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 27, 2022, 08:34:22 AM
I sat two seats away from none other than The Mouth of the South Jimmy Hart on Sunday when I flew home. Super nice guy. Actually, too nice. It was 5:30 am and I really just wanted to say hello and thanks for the entertainment (which is my go-to line when I meet celebrities at the airport) He proceeded to try to talk to me about Bucs football (I was wearing my game day jersey) for a solid 10-15 minutes while I tried to not fall asleep mid convo. His only carry on was his ring gear in a clear garment bag. Saw the musical notes shining through. He didn't have his shades on, but put them right on when the guy next to him asked for a selfie.

Dude I would have been like the most annoying guy in the world in that situation, I would have SO many questions and would probably try to get his number haha. Im guessing he was coming from a show if he had his gear with him? I wonder what kind of bookings he's taking these days.

I have to ask what you thought of the Sting/Darby vs HOB match from grand slam rampage if you watched it.. I was for sure thinking about you when I saw Tony's big surprise.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 27, 2022, 09:43:34 AM
And now Malachi said he’ll probably be back in a few week
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Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2022, 05:40:21 AM
And now Malachi said he’ll probably be back in a few week

I think he also said it could be a few months, but I think his intent was more to say wrestling "journalism" is a joke and you shouldn't believe anything that doesn't come straight from him. In his original IG post he said he did ask for his release, mentioned some stuff about broken promises and also complained about private stuff being leaked, so I think at the very least he's pretty disgruntled.

If Meltzer is to be believed, Trips came calling for his boys hard and contacted almost all the old NXT guys and basically forced Tony to put his foot down and say "no one is getting a release" across the board. Sounds like he's not fucking around and is understandably not very happy about how the Haitcher Boy is conducting business over at titan towers.

Honestly I'm kinda hoping he does cut some guys loose. I'm enjoying seeing some fresh faces and angles with the suspensions. The acclaimed are killing it, Jericho continues to reinvent himself and have great matches, death triangle are the masters of flippy shit, Hungle Boy continues to impress and develop, FTR are still super over, and Keith and Swerve have become one of my favorite parts of the show. And of course, the big one is having MJF back. Now that he's referring to himself as the devil i would love to see them set up a feud with Miro after he cashes in and wins the belt...Gods champion vs the devil, that's some good shit pal.

Also with Malakai and Buddy out, now is the perfect time to push Brody to the moon. Maybe have Darby somehow beat Wardlow for the TNT belt, then have Brody beat Darby for it to set up Wardlow coming for his belt in a hard hitting, meaty as fuck old fashioned hoss fight. That's a PPV match I'd gladly pay to see.

Apparently Paige is going to cut a promo tonight. My money's on her getting booed and not handling it well. Maybe she's just playing up her reputation so she can be a heel, or maybe she's a cokehead chav raised by carnies who has repeatedly shown terrible decision making and judgement through her career. If she wrestles she's going to get hurt, especially with how many botch machines they have in their women's division. I just don't see a happy ending here, but I AM pretty sure I'll see one if I search her name on certain websites.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 28, 2022, 07:13:51 AM
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I think he also said it could be a few months, but I think his intent was more to say wrestling "journalism" is a joke and you shouldn't believe anything that doesn't come straight from him. In his original IG post he said he did ask for his release, mentioned some stuff about broken promises and also complained about private stuff being leaked, so I think at the very least he's pretty disgruntled.

If Meltzer is to be believed, Trips came calling for his boys hard and contacted almost all the old NXT guys and basically forced Tony to put his foot down and say "no one is getting a release" across the board. Sounds like he's not fucking around and is understandably not very happy about how the Haitcher Boy is conducting business over at titan towers.

Honestly I'm kinda hoping he does cut some guys loose. I'm enjoying seeing some fresh faces and angles with the suspensions. The acclaimed are killing it, Jericho continues to reinvent himself and have great matches, death triangle are the masters of flippy shit, Hungle Boy continues to impress and develop, FTR are still super over, and Keith and Swerve have become one of my favorite parts of the show. And of course, the big one is having MJF back. Now that he's referring to himself as the devil i would love to see them set up a feud with Miro after he cashes in and wins the belt...Gods champion vs the devil, that's some good shit pal.

Also with Malakai and Buddy out, now is the perfect time to push Brody to the moon. Maybe have Darby somehow beat Wardlow for the TNT belt, then have Brody beat Darby for it to set up Wardlow coming for his belt in a hard hitting, meaty as fuck old fashioned hoss fight. That's a PPV match I'd gladly pay to see.

Apparently Paige is going to cut a promo tonight. My money's on her getting booed and not handling it well. Maybe she's just playing up her reputation so she can be a heel, or maybe she's a cokehead chav raised by carnies who has repeatedly shown terrible decision making and judgement through her career. If she wrestles she's going to get hurt, especially with how many botch machines they have in their women's division. I just don't see a happy ending here, but I AM pretty sure I'll see one if I search her name on certain websites.

https://youtu.be/RvOJeXnuKWY (https://youtu.be/RvOJeXnuKWY)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 28, 2022, 09:43:10 AM
I still can't believe she let her man bust a nut on her championship belt.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 28, 2022, 01:25:06 PM
Paige getting booed after that pop she got?    Can’t see it so soon.   

Love the Miro MJF idea but Miro needs a big win and MJF needs his momentum to stay strong for The title shot
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2022, 10:50:31 AM
I still can't believe she let her man bust a nut on her championship belt.

Its been years since I saw the vids but isn't there also one where she's blowing him while she's on the phone with someone from the office? Like she says a few words when she has to, then goes right back to gobbling his gooker. The only one I really remember is the one where she has that inflatable butt plug thing she was using to stretch her tailpipe.

@SHAQUEEFA I hope you're safe and dry brother. Ideally you guys are riding this out somewhere you can just chill out and binge watch wrestling for a few days, but you know what to do if shit really hits the fan though right? Go find Hulk and see if that coked out wrestlemania promo was true.

(https://c.tenor.com/ROV-eZfq14kAAAAC/hulk-hogan-backstroke.gif)

If you need anything shoot me a PM. For real.

Dynamite:

Fell asleep but went back and rewatched it when I woke up. I skipped some of the promos and most of the women's match. I can only handle so much deeb and I'm definitely all deeb'ed out at the moment. Killer finish though.

Of course Jericho recruited Luigi Primo as soon as it became public he was also an antivax dipshit..."my kinda guy!"

Jesus christ Wheeler Yuta's voice actually cracked like a teenager during his tough guy promo. I don't know how anyone takes this dweeb seriously, but the combination of it being his hometown and getting to work with the best heel in the business seemed to get a nice pop. He's still a fucking dork though. Also this pre-show promo from Max cracked me up.

https://twitter.com/David_Onda/status/1575274073197871109?s=20&t=TiParPZp6Vh59pIw7ibEEA

I'm kinda surprised they didn't let Juice talk. He's got a weird promo style that I could see getting over in AEW. That wasn't his best match but if he's legit no longer in NJPW then I'm guessing Tony Signs him - Gedo (njpw booker) was pictured in Philly with TK and juice had BC graphics on his gear so it could be kayfabe to set up an angle over there. On the other hand, he's married to Toni Storm so it wouldn't be surprising if he wants to be in the same company as her.

Holy shit Jericho vs Bandido was great. The high spots were cool but what I loved about it was the psychology. It looks like Mr. Peru was on the scent of this one and they are indeed doing a war of honor story, so the repeated stiff shots and kicks to the head (likely breaking his nose) really drove home the disrespect. Bandido is fucking nuts, that suplex spot is always super impressive even though it looked like he was hanging on for dear life at points. Who says old guys can't stay erect without a pill? Bandido has to get a contract after that, there's zero chance Tony wasn't marking out just has hard as the rest of us for that match. For those who haven't seen it, I recommend watching the Fite version without commercials. Hit me up if you need a link.

Can't say enough good things about what Jericho has done in-ring the past 9 months, and he's giving the rub to young talent like Garcia and Anna. Really like cementing his case as an all-timer. I can't say GOAT because as long as Sting is there he's not even the greatest in the company in my book, but he's not far behind. Someone should start some sort of society for appreciating him. And not let Sammy Guevara in it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 29, 2022, 12:26:28 PM
SHAQUEEFA is marked as safe from Hurricane Ian.

My heart goes out to the people south of me. Lots of carnage. If there is one thing I learned from living in a hurricane zone, its that projections dont mean shit until about 6-10 hours out. You can't predict a path of a hurricane 3 days out, there are just too many variables at play. People in Tampa started panicking on Sunday preparing for "the worst Tampa storm of all-time" according to the doomsday media. It was really windy all day and some people lost power. My boss lives on the river in the first mandatory evacuation zone and they were fine.

I know there were lives lost and that is terrible, but for me it was a regular Wednesday. I worked from home instead of going to the office, and fell asleep before the Mox match and woke up later and was in and out for the Jericho match.

@Buttfart how hard were you when Skye Blue came out in Toni's entourage???? HAHAHAH!!!

Oh and I watched the Sting/Darby v HOB and holy shit Julia Hart missed that table so bad. I would have preferred Muta to have appeared in the ring as opposed to coming slowly as fuck down the aisle, but thats just me being picky.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2022, 01:23:07 PM
SHAQUEEFA is marked as safe from Hurricane Ian.

My heart goes out to the people south of me. Lots of carnage. If there is one thing I learned from living in a hurricane zone, its that projections dont mean shit until about 6-10 hours out. You can't predict a path of a hurricane 3 days out, there are just too many variables at play. People in Tampa started panicking on Sunday preparing for "the worst Tampa storm of all-time" according to the doomsday media. It was really windy all day and some people lost power. My boss lives on the river in the first mandatory evacuation zone and they were fine.

I know there were lives lost and that is terrible, but for me it was a regular Wednesday. I worked from home instead of going to the office, and fell asleep before the Mox match and woke up later and was in and out for the Jericho match.

@Buttfart how hard were you when Skye Blue came out in Toni's entourage???? HAHAHAH!!!

Oh and I watched the Sting/Darby v HOB and holy shit Julia Hart missed that table so bad. I would have preferred Muta to have appeared in the ring as opposed to coming slowly as fuck down the aisle, but thats just me being picky.

Dude! I forgot to mention it but yeah I popped in more than one way for Thigh Blue in jeans and slip ons. That thing is a force of nature. If TK is smart she's going to have a nice firm tush... I mean push.. coming.

Yessss you watched it haha. Hopefully with Malakai gone that will be the end of the mist. I like the lights out idea but Muta's weird slow sideways walk always creeped me out when I was a kid, so I was fully marking out the whole time. That dragon screw was crisp as fuck too. I guess he asked Sting to be part of his retirement show which is really cool. I thought it was fitting for Muta to kind of "kill" the house of black with a misting. Hopefully we won't see any more spit takes for a long time. And yeah Julia took a hell of a bump there... Maybe her giant hat worked like a parachute and slowed her down enough to avoid damage.

Glad to hear you're ok dude. I legit thought about you when I heard Tampa was going to get hit. On the bright side, it gave me the opportunity to make a hogan backstroke promo reference to people who actually understand it haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 30, 2022, 06:03:54 PM
Antonio Inoki has passed away. Hard to really put into words how big of a deal this is for Puroresu. Icon doesn't even begin to describe him.

Say what you will about Inoki-ism, but the dude is simply one of the most important pro wrestlers of all time. Inoki and Baba took what Rikidozan started and built it into the promotions that totally changed pro wrestling and had a tremendous influence on what we're watching today.

And he was a fucking badass to boot. You did not fuck with Inoki back in the day.


https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x19xyfr
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 01, 2022, 07:53:50 PM
Just started reading Jericho's first book. It's been recommended to me a few times and I started it years ago but never got into it. This time I'm 10 pages in and hooked already. It's definitely very much written in his voice and the first few chapters are hilarious.

You can "borrow" the ebook for free for 14 days on archive.org.  There's a few dozen other wrestling related titles I spied on there as well. Between this, the entire re-c-dub project being hosted there, and probably the largest library of vintage porn magazine scans in existence, the internet archive is starting to become one of my most visited sites haha.

Rampage was kinda meh overall but I'll be damned if a women's match didn't steal the show for once. Hayter is over as fuck (deservedly so) and this is the first time I've seen Willow work with someone good and she impressed me too. Not a huge fan of goofy girl whos always smiling gimmick but she can move for a big gurl and when she was layin them I was digging it. Not sure what the hell is going on with Hayters booking though, she came out with Longback and rebel and they're all friends again I guess? Seems really stupid to just drop an angle you spent months building, and a pretty hot one at that. The only thing I can think they're maybe doing is Hayter helping Britt win the belt back so she can win it off her, but even that kind of start stop shit ruins pushes.

And we're finally getting Nyla vs Jade. I know Jade will go over but I hope they at least make her look mortal and somewhat protect Nyla. She's in kind of a special undertaker place where she doesn't have anything to prove and doesn't need a belt or huge wins to be taken seriously so they shouldn't just feed her to Jade. Make it a struggle.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 04, 2022, 07:29:53 AM
Check out Mark Gonzales YouTube post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgSF3uZ2ck

Also, Tales from the Territories premieres tonight on Vice. Just listened to the Talk is Jericho episode with the creators of the show and it is pretty good. This show is gonna be kinda outlandish and light hearted as a contrast to the Dark Side themes which will be fun. Great to see these guys laughing and telling good stories instead of reminiscing on tragedy.

Each episode will focus on one territory, except one episode that exclusively covers the Andy Kaufman / Jerry Lawler angle.

Should be an excellent watch, especially for the old school territory fans.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 04, 2022, 09:19:33 AM
Check out Mark Gonzales YouTube post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgSF3uZ2ck

Also, Tales from the Territories premieres tonight on Vice. Just listened to the Talk is Jericho episode with the creators of the show and it is pretty good. This show is gonna be kinda outlandish and light hearted as a contrast to the Dark Side themes which will be fun. Great to see these guys laughing and telling good stories instead of reminiscing on tragedy.

Each episode will focus on one territory, except one episode that exclusively covers the Andy Kaufman / Jerry Lawler angle.

Should be an excellent watch, especially for the old school territory fans.

Holy shit I'm so pumped! I'm downloading that episode right now but dunno if I'll have time to listen to it today.

Also, I think they programmed this episode of elevation specifically for me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HP7lbmgZQxQ

Skye Blue, Danhausen, Lance Archer, Lucha Bros, and Dalton & the Boys. In this ultra fucked up world, I find comfort in the little things like Dalton Castle matches.

Abadonkadonk is officially a thing. She's got new Bull Nakano looking gear and holy shit she's got rikishi levels of cheek showing. I think they might be getting ready to push her?

Penta's muta samurai entrance gear is fucking killer too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 05, 2022, 09:13:58 AM
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Check out Mark Gonzales YouTube post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgSF3uZ2ck

Also, Tales from the Territories premieres tonight on Vice. Just listened to the Talk is Jericho episode with the creators of the show and it is pretty good. This show is gonna be kinda outlandish and light hearted as a contrast to the Dark Side themes which will be fun. Great to see these guys laughing and telling good stories instead of reminiscing on tragedy.

Each episode will focus on one territory, except one episode that exclusively covers the Andy Kaufman / Jerry Lawler angle.

Should be an excellent watch, especially for the old school territory fans.
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Holy shit I'm so pumped! I'm downloading that episode right now but dunno if I'll have time to listen to it today.

Also, I think they programmed this episode of elevation specifically for me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HP7lbmgZQxQ

Skye Blue, Danhausen, Lance Archer, Lucha Bros, and Dalton & the Boys. In this ultra fucked up world, I find comfort in the little things like Dalton Castle matches.

Abadonkadonk is officially a thing. She's got new Bull Nakano looking gear and holy shit she's got rikishi levels of cheek showing. I think they might be getting ready to push her?

Penta's muta samurai entrance gear is fucking killer too.

I miss the Lance Archer jobber beatdown entrances from no-crowds era Dark. They should bring those back, they were hilarious.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 05, 2022, 02:38:07 PM
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Check out Mark Gonzales YouTube post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgSF3uZ2ck

Also, Tales from the Territories premieres tonight on Vice. Just listened to the Talk is Jericho episode with the creators of the show and it is pretty good. This show is gonna be kinda outlandish and light hearted as a contrast to the Dark Side themes which will be fun. Great to see these guys laughing and telling good stories instead of reminiscing on tragedy.

Each episode will focus on one territory, except one episode that exclusively covers the Andy Kaufman / Jerry Lawler angle.

Should be an excellent watch, especially for the old school territory fans.
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Holy shit I'm so pumped! I'm downloading that episode right now but dunno if I'll have time to listen to it today.

Also, I think they programmed this episode of elevation specifically for me.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HP7lbmgZQxQ

Skye Blue, Danhausen, Lance Archer, Lucha Bros, and Dalton & the Boys. In this ultra fucked up world, I find comfort in the little things like Dalton Castle matches.

Abadonkadonk is officially a thing. She's got new Bull Nakano looking gear and holy shit she's got rikishi levels of cheek showing. I think they might be getting ready to push her?

Penta's muta samurai entrance gear is fucking killer too.
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I miss the Lance Archer jobber beatdown entrances from no-crowds era Dark. They should bring those back, they were hilarious.

Been preaching it for ages now, he's probably the most underrated monster heel in the business. If they don't already have Morrissey working with him they need to ASAP. Even though Archer isn't actually THAT big (I think his shoot height is like 6'6") he works like he's 10 feet tall and I love it. That match against cheeseburger was a pretty decent Archer squash (I popped for the ass wiping spot because deep down I'm still 10) but his NJPW stuff where he's legit chasing fans and announcers around the arena is absolutely awesome. If TK manages to get ROH off the ground before sinking his entire ship I want to see Archer get at least one run with the belt.

I was freaking out because I missed the premiere of Tales from the Territories and for some reason DirecTV logins wouldn't work with the vice site. I managed to catch it on the re-air and holy shit I love it so much. It's basically just legends sitting around telling crazy fucking stories about the old days. It's like a Cornette podcast come to life. If anyone missed it here ya go..

https://m.ok.ru/video/4089074420407


That Mario Galento story is absolutely insane. I've heard it but never that detailed and I've never seen the picture before. I wonder if anyone has video of the fight in the ring. There's another story about Jerry Jarrett and Jackie Fargo holding another wrestler down while Tojo beat him senseless with a wooden shoe. Like a "put him in the hospital and probably gave him brain damage" beating.... I forget the guys name though. Jerry Jarrett is stone fucking cold man. No wonder no promoters except the Poffos were crazy enough to fuck with him.

 As an aside to the Galento story, Jarrett had him blacklisted and he ended up being one of the less often mentioned "exposing the business" incidents. He called in to a Memphis sports show to expose the business and complain about how he was treated. It's a pretty cool little time capsule of a simpler time.

https://youtu.be/e3NTS5UuWi4

Coincidentally that territorywrestling channel on twitch has been playing 80s Memphis all day and I've been sitting here amazed at how many guys got started there that I forgot/didn't know about. Just today I've seen Downtown Bruno (Harvey Whippleman), Cactus Jack, both Nasty Boys (as singles), Ron & Don Harris (before they got their Nazi tats), Sid Vicious, Scott Hall, the Rockers, fucking Maxx Payne (rofl), Great Kokina (Yokozuna), and my favorite so far has been a baby faced Scott Levy (Raven). It's insane how influential Memphis was.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 05, 2022, 09:04:50 PM
Okay I might have to impress someone soon with some 80s tag team trivia.   Any good names to look into that aren’t the immediate contenders?    Love having you as a resource.    It’s awesome the shit you find and share
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 06, 2022, 01:19:24 AM
I'm losing patience/interest in AEW. TK needs to hire a fucking booker. He can still contribute ideas but his week to week booking sucks and makes no sense and really hasn't for a while. Ever since they took the belt off Page things have been mostly shit.

Why the fuck do you have MJF working with Wheeler Yuta? It's like putting the Rock in a feud with Crash Holly. You are not elevating the underdog, you're bringing your star down to that level. Go watch Yuta's pathetic attempt at a Fargo strut and tell me with a straight face that he deserves to be in there with MJF. Completely wasting your biggest and best star while you put Guevara in the main event... It's so dumb and I give it a month max before they lose me completely. It's Vince levels of ignoring your audience and trying to force them to like what you want them to like. I don't get it.

Wardlow vs Cage should have been a PPV match. Put some build to it as a beefcake battle and I'd have paid for that for sure. Instead they made it a shitty angle and they're probably going to bury the 2 of them in some 10 man match at the PPV. Can't believe I just saw Wardlow do a step up corkscrew moonsault tho.

Otherwise I thought it kinda sucked. I don't know if it's a symptom of the roster bloat or what but it seems like they just pick names out of a hat to have a match that week. The only people that get to cut promos are whoever the most recent "big surprise" was, but you want to have half a dozen meaningless 15 minute tag/multi matches full of high spots every week. That shit gets old quick.

 

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 06, 2022, 05:39:51 AM
I think you're forgetting that Skye Blue got to cut a promo last night! And there will be a Battle of The Asses against Tay/Jay!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 06, 2022, 05:58:24 AM
Okay I might have to impress someone soon with some 80s tag team trivia.   Any good names to look into that aren’t the immediate contenders?    Love having you as a resource.    It’s awesome the shit you find and share

Oh jesus. Do you want good ones or bad ones? Specific territories? The 80s were kind of the hey day of tags in the territories so there's a lot of ways you could go, and you know I could ramble about this shit all day haha. I'll do some "research" next time I'm on the crapper and see if I can find something really obscure but let me think of shit I've seen recently on that territory twitch.

This is actually early 90s so it's kind of cheating, but the last WCW US tag champs were the Barbarian and Dick Slater if I recall. Really odd pairing.

Umm let's see.. AWA had a kind of obscure one, a young Scott Hall and Curt Hennig were actually babyface tag champs at one point. They lost the belts in the shittiest way possible, on a count out because of some fucky rule or contract stipulation. Can't remember the specifics even though I read it like a week ago haha.

The Funks briefly went to work for Vince in the 80s (when Vince insisted on Dory being referred to as "Hoss") and were on one of the early mania cards. Terry left and went home pretty quickly so Vince did Vince shit created a new Funk... Jimmy Jack Funk. Jimmy Jack was a greasy jobber from Florida in a lone ranger mask. He sucked and they lost their push so pretty soon Dory went home and the only "Funk" left in the WWF for the better part of the 80s was a jobber fake.

Umm let's try Memphis. A lot of people know that Sting got his start teaming with the Ultimate Warrior. However, in my experience most people think they started in watts' UWF as the blade runners. They actually started in another Memphis promotion... the CWA as "the Freedom Fighters" Flash and Justice.

Here's another decent Sting one... His first 2 championship runs actually came as a heel and I'm not positive but they might have been the only time in his career he ever won a belt as a heel. These reigns did come as a tag team in the UWF, but not with Warrior surprisingly. Hellwig had quickly decided he knew better than all the dumb hicks in Memphis by this point and gone home to flex and spend way too much time thinking about "queerin" for a supposedly straight dude, so Sting won the tag belts with Hot Stuff Eddie Gilbert instead.

Ummm let's see one more... This isnt tag but it's actually kinda interesting. The last AWA champion was Larry Zbyszko, thats a pretty obscure fact on its own... But the last challenger to that title is arguably even more interesting as he went on to become one of the best workers of the next 20 years.. none other than a very young Jerry Lynn. U

If you want something more specific like a particular promotion or wrestler I can check through some of the books and interviews and stuff I have saved.

Always happy to share stuff from one of my long standing nerdy hobbies. Even when I'm not actively watching wrestling I still listen to old wrestling podcasts and read articles from sites like ring the damn bell and wrestlecrap that focus on the old stuff. Actually I should have linked you to rtdb before, it's obviously amateur run but there's years worth of stories and rumors on there. Brian Damage does a really good job with it, the wrestling with sin articles are a great source of wrestling insanity and tragedy and I'm a big fan of all the random trivia articles. Hell even the listicles are pretty good.

https://ringthedamnbell.wordpress.com/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 06, 2022, 07:51:31 AM
I'm losing patience/interest in AEW. TK needs to hire a fucking booker. He can still contribute ideas but his week to week booking sucks and makes no sense and really hasn't for a while. Ever since they took the belt off Page things have been mostly shit.

Why the fuck do you have MJF working with Wheeler Yuta? It's like putting the Rock in a feud with Crash Holly. You are not elevating the underdog, you're bringing your star down to that level. Go watch Yuta's pathetic attempt at a Fargo strut and tell me with a straight face that he deserves to be in there with MJF. Completely wasting your biggest and best star while you put Guevara in the main event... It's so dumb and I give it a month max before they lose me completely. It's Vince levels of ignoring your audience and trying to force them to like what you want them to like. I don't get it.

Wardlow vs Cage should have been a PPV match. Put some build to it as a beefcake battle and I'd have paid for that for sure. Instead they made it a shitty angle and they're probably going to bury the 2 of them in some 10 man match at the PPV. Can't believe I just saw Wardlow do a step up corkscrew moonsault tho.

Otherwise I thought it kinda sucked. I don't know if it's a symptom of the roster bloat or what but it seems like they just pick names out of a hat to have a match that week. The only people that get to cut promos are whoever the most recent "big surprise" was, but you want to have half a dozen meaningless 15 minute tag/multi matches full of high spots every week. That shit gets old quick.

I don't know if it's not listening to the fans but TK's persistence to do "long term" booking means he's not very good at pivoting. Say what you want about Vince, he (mostly) knew when to change course, and the benefit of having meaningless stories that don't go anywhere is that it doesn't matter if you drop something without acknowledgement. But yeah he could really use some support. WWE just hired some guy that I think worked on the MCU just keeping track of the relationships between everyone in the universe. Someone doing that sort of thing and someone writing could be real useful. I don't know how TK feels he has time to book the whole show on top of running everything, let alone having like 3 other jobs. No wonder he looks so fried all the time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 06, 2022, 09:40:45 AM
I think you're forgetting that Skye Blue got to cut a promo last night! And there will be a Battle of The Asses against Tay/Jay!

Oh I didn't tell you yet.... She has a patreon that functions as kind of a shitty only fans where she posts bikini pics and shit. The pics are pretty meh (most of them are very fitness model-y) but sweet jesus that girl is probably 6 inches taller sitting down than standing up.

I guess at least she's not doing it on onlyfans. I feel like most wrestlers are pretty deceptive about what they're actually posting there. If you're gonna have an OF either be clear about it being non nude or just be like PvZ and post butthole pics. No middle ground.

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I'm losing patience/interest in AEW. TK needs to hire a fucking booker. He can still contribute ideas but his week to week booking sucks and makes no sense and really hasn't for a while. Ever since they took the belt off Page things have been mostly shit.

Why the fuck do you have MJF working with Wheeler Yuta? It's like putting the Rock in a feud with Crash Holly. You are not elevating the underdog, you're bringing your star down to that level. Go watch Yuta's pathetic attempt at a Fargo strut and tell me with a straight face that he deserves to be in there with MJF. Completely wasting your biggest and best star while you put Guevara in the main event... It's so dumb and I give it a month max before they lose me completely. It's Vince levels of ignoring your audience and trying to force them to like what you want them to like. I don't get it.

Wardlow vs Cage should have been a PPV match. Put some build to it as a beefcake battle and I'd have paid for that for sure. Instead they made it a shitty angle and they're probably going to bury the 2 of them in some 10 man match at the PPV. Can't believe I just saw Wardlow do a step up corkscrew moonsault tho.

Otherwise I thought it kinda sucked. I don't know if it's a symptom of the roster bloat or what but it seems like they just pick names out of a hat to have a match that week. The only people that get to cut promos are whoever the most recent "big surprise" was, but you want to have half a dozen meaningless 15 minute tag/multi matches full of high spots every week. That shit gets old quick.
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I don't know if it's not listening to the fans but TK's persistence to do "long term" booking means he's not very good at pivoting. Say what you want about Vince, he (mostly) knew when to change course, and the benefit of having meaningless stories that don't go anywhere is that it doesn't matter if you drop something without acknowledgement. But yeah he could really use some support. WWE just hired some guy that I think worked on the MCU just keeping track of the relationships between everyone in the universe. Someone doing that sort of thing and someone writing could be real useful. I don't know how TK feels he has time to book the whole show on top of running everything, let alone having like 3 other jobs. No wonder he looks so fried all the time.

Completely agree. And on the rare occasions he does pivot, he just moves a square peg into a round hole or goes back to whoever the last champ was. For all his flaws, Vince knew when he was beaten and also that he couldnt do it alone.

I don't know man, I don't have the answers but I do know that if something doesn't change soon they're going to end up with ratings and ticket sales plummeting even more than they already are. TK has already lost control of his locker room, and the product feels dangerously close to spiralling as well. If they don't hit it the fuck out of the park at the next PPV it might be curtains for me. Last year AEW felt like attitude era WWF. Right now it feels like turn of the millennium WCW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: LB on October 06, 2022, 10:31:18 AM
I dont watch wrestling but always read this thread
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 08, 2022, 09:55:03 PM
I dont watch wrestling but always read this thread

We'll take that as a compliment. Wrestling is so interesting that you're second hand hooked! You should watch Dark Side of the Ring though, it's great even if you're not a fan.

Alright just watched Rampage/botb IV.

This is kind of a weird thing to get super upset about but Dasha Gonzalez is on my shit list now. I'm not sure if I whined about it on here (probably) but a while back on dark she introduced Lee Moriarty as being from Philadelphia. Lee Moriarty is from Pittsburgh. Today I sit down to watch last night's live Rampage and the first match has that fucking dweeb Wheeler Yuta in it and she announces him as being from Pittsburgh. That geek is from Philly. Is this some shitty rib or does someone need to give her a fucking index card with the info on it like the old days?

Pac and Trent put on a fucking crazy good match. Pac pulled double duty, wrestling a 30 minute trios match against Dark Order to close rampage and then the singles against Trent for the all Atlantic belt. There's a piledriver spot that I've never seen before and they pulled it off so well it looks like CGI and an absolutely insane table spot as well. If you only have time to watch one match from both shows, make it this one.

Also Willow vs Jade was pretty killer. Willow can fucking go and they booked Jade to not only look human but look weak for long periods. Willow fucking laid em in, threw her weight around, and even did some lucha shit and Jade was right there with her. For only having like 40 matches Jade is really good. I've watched a lot of those 40 and although most were squashes I don't think I've ever really seen her botch anything. I've definitely seen her use her raw strength to power through spots other girls fucked up though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 08, 2022, 10:12:54 PM
yeah, i wasn't sure what to think of Jade at first, but she's a real goddamn blue chip find.  great look, fun talker, can hold her own in the ring, and I believe who she is which unfortunately can be rare amongst a lot of women wrestlers who you can tell are playing a part, but not being the heightened version of themselves which is the foundation of a good wrestling gimmick. 

I'm always wary of invincible person booking because it's such an easy thing to get backed into and then have no idea how to get out of (hi Wardlow) and maintain that mystique after you lose.  Jade will do just fine though.  She's only going to get better
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 09, 2022, 03:37:32 AM
yeah, i wasn't sure what to think of Jade at first, but she's a real goddamn blue chip find.  great look, fun talker, can hold her own in the ring, and I believe who she is which unfortunately can be rare amongst a lot of women wrestlers who you can tell are playing a part, but not being the heightened version of themselves which is the foundation of a good wrestling gimmick. 

I'm always wary of invincible person booking because it's such an easy thing to get backed into and then have no idea how to get out of (hi Wardlow) and maintain that mystique after you lose.  Jade will do just fine though.  She's only going to get better

Yeah I was not on board at first, I usually don't like the whole cocky, shiny gear, "im better than you" persona because it's done to death and very few people do it well but she's won me over by force. She's undeniable. I've heard a lot of people call her "black Chyna" but I think she's already better than Chyna ever was. Her promos are kinda cringe sometimes but I think that's as much an issue with the cheesy AEW backstage interview style and the people she has to work with as anything. When it's just her and she's going off she's definitely believable, so I think that's going to get better as she gets more comfortable too.

Its still kinda weird to me that she's married to Brandon Phillips. For like a decade every time I'd go to see a Pirates game in person it would be against the Reds and fucking Brandon Phillips would hit a huge homer or turn like 20 double plays or find some other way to single handedly beat us.

I didn't watch the PPV but holy fucking shit Bray Wyatt's return was the shiiiiiiiit. The lights, the music, the spotlight gimmick (huskus, mercy, sister Abigail, white rabbit, the fiend, and bray...is that the wyatt 6? ) and holy shit what a fucking pop. Thank God they had enough sense to shut up and not talk over it. I may have to start watching the fed again at least temporarily to see what he's going to do. Can't believe how quickly and thoroughly Triple H has unfucked the last year or two of weird Vinny Mac shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: LB on October 09, 2022, 06:58:19 AM
Yeah buttfart, was a compliment not a sly dig  :)
Am now a fan of skye blue
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 09, 2022, 09:10:07 AM
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yeah, i wasn't sure what to think of Jade at first, but she's a real goddamn blue chip find.  great look, fun talker, can hold her own in the ring, and I believe who she is which unfortunately can be rare amongst a lot of women wrestlers who you can tell are playing a part, but not being the heightened version of themselves which is the foundation of a good wrestling gimmick. 

I'm always wary of invincible person booking because it's such an easy thing to get backed into and then have no idea how to get out of (hi Wardlow) and maintain that mystique after you lose.  Jade will do just fine though.  She's only going to get better
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Yeah I was not on board at first, I usually don't like the whole cocky, shiny gear, "im better than you" persona because it's done to death and very few people do it well but she's won me over by force. She's undeniable. I've heard a lot of people call her "black Chyna" but I think she's already better than Chyna ever was. Her promos are kinda cringe sometimes but I think that's as much an issue with the cheesy AEW backstage interview style and the people she has to work with as anything. When it's just her and she's going off she's definitely believable, so I think that's going to get better as she gets more comfortable too.

Its still kinda weird to me that she's married to Brandon Phillips. For like a decade every time I'd go to see a Pirates game in person it would be against the Reds and fucking Brandon Phillips would hit a huge homer or turn like 20 double plays or find some other way to single handedly beat us.

I didn't watch the PPV but holy fucking shit Bray Wyatt's return was the shiiiiiiiit. The lights, the music, the spotlight gimmick (huskus, mercy, sister Abigail, white rabbit, the fiend, and bray...is that the wyatt 6? ) and holy shit what a fucking pop. Thank God they had enough sense to shut up and not talk over it. I may have to start watching the fed again at least temporarily to see what he's going to do. Can't believe how quickly and thoroughly Triple H has unfucked the last year or two of weird Vinny Mac shit.

its funny - all Triple H did really was hire back all the inexplicable releases.   I remain cautious about Wyatt because he existed as a character, but that shit nose dived HARD whenever he went into the ring.

Do these AEW want-aways not see that there isn't room for them in WWE right now?  Where the fuck would Andrade fit in now that Legado de Fantasma have debuted on the main roster with Zelina?   He couldn't just "Higher Power" it and take over that group.  They have a leader and they have HIS manager.   I love Andrade as a wrestler, but he's going to get quickly replaced by Bandido on the AEW wrestler.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 09, 2022, 01:10:03 PM
Yeah buttfart, was a compliment not a sly dig  :)
Am now a fan of skye blue

Next time I'm on my computer I'll bless this thread with some of her patreon pics. Remind me if I forget.

We're glad to have you, sincerely. It's nerdy but it's a lot of fun and there's an entire history behind it all that I find absolutely fascinating. If you ever have a question about anything just ask, we love chatting about this shit.

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yeah, i wasn't sure what to think of Jade at first, but she's a real goddamn blue chip find.  great look, fun talker, can hold her own in the ring, and I believe who she is which unfortunately can be rare amongst a lot of women wrestlers who you can tell are playing a part, but not being the heightened version of themselves which is the foundation of a good wrestling gimmick. 

I'm always wary of invincible person booking because it's such an easy thing to get backed into and then have no idea how to get out of (hi Wardlow) and maintain that mystique after you lose.  Jade will do just fine though.  She's only going to get better
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Yeah I was not on board at first, I usually don't like the whole cocky, shiny gear, "im better than you" persona because it's done to death and very few people do it well but she's won me over by force. She's undeniable. I've heard a lot of people call her "black Chyna" but I think she's already better than Chyna ever was. Her promos are kinda cringe sometimes but I think that's as much an issue with the cheesy AEW backstage interview style and the people she has to work with as anything. When it's just her and she's going off she's definitely believable, so I think that's going to get better as she gets more comfortable too.

Its still kinda weird to me that she's married to Brandon Phillips. For like a decade every time I'd go to see a Pirates game in person it would be against the Reds and fucking Brandon Phillips would hit a huge homer or turn like 20 double plays or find some other way to single handedly beat us.

I didn't watch the PPV but holy fucking shit Bray Wyatt's return was the shiiiiiiiit. The lights, the music, the spotlight gimmick (huskus, mercy, sister Abigail, white rabbit, the fiend, and bray...is that the wyatt 6? ) and holy shit what a fucking pop. Thank God they had enough sense to shut up and not talk over it. I may have to start watching the fed again at least temporarily to see what he's going to do. Can't believe how quickly and thoroughly Triple H has unfucked the last year or two of weird Vinny Mac shit.
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its funny - all Triple H did really was hire back all the inexplicable releases.   I remain cautious about Wyatt because he existed as a character, but that shit nose dived HARD whenever he went into the ring.

Do these AEW want-aways not see that there isn't room for them in WWE right now?  Where the fuck would Andrade fit in now that Legado de Fantasma have debuted on the main roster with Zelina?   He couldn't just "Higher Power" it and take over that group.  They have a leader and they have HIS manager.   I love Andrade as a wrestler, but he's going to get quickly replaced by Bandido on the AEW wrestler.

I agree about Brays last two runs going to shit in the ring but I think that was at least partially down to the booking and the stupid shit like the red light, not to mention when it all went way off the rails last time with the flaming dummy and ruining Alexa Bliss' career. I'm one of those people who thinks Wyatt family, early fiend, and firefly fun house were all genius, so I have to at least check it out. If they keep it simple and don't get too hokey or spooky like they did in his early days then I have faith it'll be good.

I think Andrade just wants to be with his wife if he's gonna not be featured. And I have to give him kudos for going out by punching Sammy Guevara's little punk ass out. How many people is that he's pissed off backstage now? It would be one thing if Guevara was really good or irreplaceable or something but he's not. Eddie was dead on accurate about him. He's a spot monkey in a company full of spot monkeys. There's half a dozen guys stuck on dark who can do everything he does, and some of them do it better. Tony should have sent both their asses home and made an example of them. Instead he cowered and let Jericho treat him like a bitch yet again. This shits gonna keep happening until he either grows a set or brings in someone who has one and gives control of discipline and talent relations.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 11, 2022, 01:40:46 PM
Next time I'm on my computer I'll bless this thread with some of her patreon pics. Remind me if I forget.

Sorry but we have a hard rule about not sharing sexy pics that aren’t made public by the subject and I’d count paid photos as “not public.”

It’s good to finally see some actual effort from WWE, but it’s a bummer to see AEW get so sloppy, though I do think their last handful of shows have been awesome. But I agree the constant heel/face turns and title changes have been very, very bad. Hoping this is a turning point for AEW to trim the fat and/or spread it out with a proper ROH show and focus on good, solid booking.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on October 11, 2022, 02:08:35 PM
I'm not super worried about AEW, I have been dissatisfied with some of the booking but I am holding out hope it'll improve when ROH gets a TV deal and The Elite return. I'm still so mad that Kenny wrestle
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 12, 2022, 03:43:48 AM
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Next time I'm on my computer I'll bless this thread with some of her patreon pics. Remind me if I forget.
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Sorry but we have a hard rule about not sharing sexy pics that aren’t made public by the subject and I’d count paid photos as “not public.”

It’s good to finally see some actual effort from WWE, but it’s a bummer to see AEW get so sloppy, though I do think their last handful of shows have been awesome. But I agree the constant heel/face turns and title changes have been very, very bad. Hoping this is a turning point for AEW to trim the fat and/or spread it out with a proper ROH show and focus on good, solid booking.

She posts the same stuff on her insta too, she just puts different ones from the set on patreon. Actually the ones on her insta are racier than the stuff on patreon, so she's definitely learning the art of being a carny. We're not talking about Pvz putting up a full set of butthole pics to her onlyfans (which she coincidentally did the next day after I joked about it) or Toni doing a full professional on location photo shoot. It's literally just phone pics of her in her ring gear before a match, some candid Facebook-esque pool selfies, and her doing fitness model shit. It seems to be there mostly so people can pay to send her messages and keep up to date on her indy bookings, it's basically a paid blog and the selfies are just an afterthought. I wont post them if it breaks the rules but they aren't hard to find. Don't get your hopes up though because they're pretty tame and non sexual.

AEW is really in the same boat as WCW was towards the end. They have a bunch of super talented in-ring performers (too many really) but the booking and stories are so tired, rushed, and/or just generally shitty that it doesn't matter. They seem to keep oscillating between the Vince strategy of try to force your fans to like what you want them to like by cramming it down their throat and the Bischoff "new story every week" style of shitty booking and can't find a sweet spot in between anymore. Not to mention the locker room and discipline issues... I think Tony needs to bring in a real booker and an experienced and respected TR guy if he doesn't want to end up the same way wcw did. We're over 3 years into this, it's time to stop running it like a giant indy show and start running it like a serious wrestling company.

Dark is my favorite thing about the company right now. Fresh faces, storylines arent important, and they can just focus on in-ring/character work. It's like a really good version of Sunday night heat or wcw Saturday night. This might be sacrilege but I think Taz and Excalibur have passed JR and Lawler for the most entertaining commentary duo I've ever heard. It  definitely doesn't hurt that they're featuring Archer and Dalton Castle again this week either. I think Dalton could be an acclaimed level breakout star if they're smart enough to sign him. He's a ready made credible trios division contender with the boys and as a single you could slot him straight into the ROH title picture as a former champ and eventually move him into the lower end AEW belts. If you book him as a weirdo who can go (kinda like early the Goldust runs in WWF) I think the AEW audience would latch on to him tightly.

I watched the new TFTT last night. It's kind of a continuation of the Memphis episode but focuses specifically on the Andy Kaufman story. It's always cool hearing it from Lawler and Jerry Jarrett, but I've always wanted to hear it from Andy's perspective. It would be cool to have Zmuda on or something to hear what Andy was thinking and doing on his end.

After I watched it I went back and watched a bunch of Kaufman segments from Memphis TV and I was struck by how much influence heel Andy seems to have had on MJF. There's times where they both slip into this unhinged, slightly maniacal promo style that adds an unpredictable and chaotic side to them and there's little subtle stuff that he seems to have gotten straight from Andy. When people say there's no way the MJF stuff has been a work from the beginning I'm always reminded of Kaufman and the fact no one knew for decades, so it would make sense if that's also part of where he gets his utter devotion to kayfabe. I could totally see it being something as simple as needing surgery and knowing he would be out for a few months and deciding to use that to his advantage.

Now if we could get him into a program with someone better than Wheeler Yuta that would be great.




Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 12, 2022, 10:46:07 AM
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Next time I'm on my computer I'll bless this thread with some of her patreon pics. Remind me if I forget.
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Sorry but we have a hard rule about not sharing sexy pics that aren’t made public by the subject and I’d count paid photos as “not public.”

It’s good to finally see some actual effort from WWE, but it’s a bummer to see AEW get so sloppy, though I do think their last handful of shows have been awesome. But I agree the constant heel/face turns and title changes have been very, very bad. Hoping this is a turning point for AEW to trim the fat and/or spread it out with a proper ROH show and focus on good, solid booking.
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She posts the same stuff on her insta too, she just puts different ones from the set on patreon. Actually the ones on her insta are racier than the stuff on patreon, so she's definitely learning the art of being a carny. We're not talking about Pvz putting up a full set of butthole pics to her onlyfans (which she coincidentally did the next day after I joked about it) or Toni doing a full professional on location photo shoot. It's literally just phone pics of her in her ring gear before a match, some candid Facebook-esque pool selfies, and her doing fitness model shit. It seems to be there mostly so people can pay to send her messages and keep up to date on her indy bookings, it's basically a paid blog and the selfies are just an afterthought. I wont post them if it breaks the rules but they aren't hard to find. Don't get your hopes up though because they're pretty tame and non sexual.

Stuff that’s public on IG is chill, stuff hidden behind a paywall is not 👍
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 13, 2022, 11:36:09 AM
ORANGE FUCKING CASSIDY LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kenny Powers on October 13, 2022, 11:52:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_y3OOQniDU
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 13, 2022, 03:47:39 PM
I just listened to Ravishing Rick Rude’s old WCW entrance theme 5 times in a row on my drive home from work.

https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps (https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 13, 2022, 09:07:08 PM
Dynamite yet again reinforced that MJF is the best thing in wrestling. Another promo that left me wanting more, he's just so entertaining. Shit I would gladly pay like $20 a month to have a stream of just him reacting to other people's promos.

Interesting to see where they're gonna go with him now, he added some layers to the character there that could be brought to the forefront for a babyface run. I think they're going to have to turn him eventually because he's so good its hard to dislike him and nearly impossible to not respect him so it'll eventually be like Rocky or Austin where he's going to get cheered no matter what he does. MJF as the conflicted villain could be good shit too, lots of ways you can go from there.

Pretty solid promo from Page too but I don't really like "two brooding baby faces" storylines. It'll be nice to see him featured in the ring again though, if it ends up being Hangman vs MJF for the title it could be really good. Hangman's title chase is the best long term storyline they've done yet and MJF's feud with Punk isn't that far behind, so I'm confident those two could pull off something great.

Theyre trying to turn Hungle Boy into just Jack Perry, but I think it sounds weird. Jack Perry sounds like a salty old territory jobber name. Really good match with Luchasaurus even if it is getting a little tired seeing them wrestle every week. Luchasaurus seems to be getting better and I'm starting to really like him as a monster heel. His selling and body language is just better suited to it and some of those bumps he took were absolutely nasty and made him look like a fucking beast when he got up or kicked out of them. Overall a pretty compelling 15 minute match for a couple of spot monkeys.

Warjoe and FTR feels like a whole lot of spinning wheels. No one gives a shit about Shawn Spears. Joe is the only one who should be involved with ROH at all, but here we are.

Swerve and Billy Gunn was a bit of a style clash but Swerve is so good he made it work.

Bored of Jericho vs Danielson and I'm disappointed we didn't actually get a Daniel Garcia on a pole match. Was Garcia really late on his run in or was it just me? I watched the Fite feed so not sure what was shown on TBS.

Women's division still sucks. Are we really doing a belt thief angle? Is this TNA or something?

Pac and OC had a good one as usual. Nice to see Orange get a belt, I feel like the comedy balance in his act has found a sweet spot lately. He's been portrayed as more serious and less of a comedy act and it works. Yet another Chikara alum making an impact in the modern wrestling world.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 13, 2022, 09:23:57 PM
I just listened to Ravishing Rick Rude’s old WCW entrance theme 5 times in a row on my drive home from work.

https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps (https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps)

Its on my "shower" playlist haha...typically comes on while I'm getting dressed, so I legitimately start most days dancing around my bathroom listening to that. I feel like it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it as a kid.

That video is awesome, I've never seen that one before. Thoroughly enjoyed that.

I have a few other wrestling bangers I regularly listen to as well.

Bonnie Tyler - Ravishing (instrumental version is Hogan's forgotten theme)

Four Horsemen theme

Kaze Ni Nare (Minoru Suzuki theme)

Ikari No Jyushin (Liger theme)

And then Jane is the newest addition. Darkside of TR/midnight express 2nd theme is one of my ringtones as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 14, 2022, 08:12:17 AM
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I just listened to Ravishing Rick Rude’s old WCW entrance theme 5 times in a row on my drive home from work.

https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps (https://youtu.be/U9JjxjKH6Ps)
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Its on my "shower" playlist haha...typically comes on while I'm getting dressed, so I legitimately start most days dancing around my bathroom listening to that. I feel like it's been stuck in my head ever since I heard it as a kid.

That video is awesome, I've never seen that one before. Thoroughly enjoyed that.

I have a few other wrestling bangers I regularly listen to as well.

Bonnie Tyler - Ravishing (instrumental version is Hogan's forgotten theme)

Four Horsemen theme

Kaze Ni Nare (Minoru Suzuki theme)

Ikari No Jyushin (Liger theme)

And then Jane is the newest addition. Darkside of TR/midnight express 2nd theme is one of my ringtones as well.

My list of wrestling themes that stand alone:

That Ravishing Rick Rude song

Nakamura’s NJPW theme

Nakamura’s face and heel wwe themes

Shibata’s theme

Undisputed Era’s theme

Sami Zain’s original theme

Chris Jericho’s Even Flow rip from WCW

Sasha Banks’ theme

Mike Kanellis’ power ballad wwe theme
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 14, 2022, 10:51:58 AM
Very cool return on Rampage tonight
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on October 14, 2022, 10:53:10 AM
Kenny Omega NJPW theme
Naito NJPW theme
And Guerillas of Destinys theme

All used to be in my workout playlist when I was really into NJPW sadly Omegas theme isn't on spotify
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on October 14, 2022, 03:04:45 PM
I've been watching this channel Original Wrestling Documentaries
Their Darker Side of the ring vids are cool the Kamala one was excellent
Was just Watching Eddie and Mike Graham one before I remembered this thread

They have videos titled tales of the territories @Buttfart Rapedick is this related to the show your talking about?

I Only just came across it . 

my knowledge is limited but the history
And real life stories of these crazy people is very interesting to me


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on October 14, 2022, 03:24:54 PM
Yeah, that's what buttfart is talking about. It's a new show, only like two or three episodes out so far.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on October 14, 2022, 09:48:34 PM
Yeah, that's what buttfart is talking about. It's a new show, only like two or three episodes out so far.

Cheers,   thanks for living up to your name  :)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 14, 2022, 10:47:42 PM
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Yeah, that's what buttfart is talking about. It's a new show, only like two or three episodes out so far.
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Cheers,   thanks for living up to your name  :)


No no no.   They’re both called Tales from the Territories.   The Vice/Dark side of the Ring one has significantly higher production value.  Here’s the first ep

http://youtu.be/zQqWMYuwQ2s (http://youtu.be/zQqWMYuwQ2s)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on October 14, 2022, 10:51:20 PM
There is just two episodes here….it’s all Memphis right?  I think that’s sick because it was pretty much impossible seeing the territories back in the day unless you lived there….so many names I never really saw wrestle. Reminds me of 80’s pros you knew the board but never saw skate. It’ll take awhile but I hope they do Stampede….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 15, 2022, 02:12:55 AM
There is just two episodes here….it’s all Memphis right?  I think that’s sick because it was pretty much impossible seeing the territories back in the day unless you lived there….so many names I never really saw wrestle. Reminds me of 80’s pros you knew the board but never saw skate. It’ll take awhile but I hope they do Stampede….

Yeah only two eps thus far and they've only done one general Memphis and one focused on Kaufman. I'm really looking forward to Houston and Florida, both of those territories had some real characters and were white hot at certain points. I would not be surprised if they do stampede, especially since they're tight with Jericho.

As far as seeing it, I posted this last week too but there's actually a twitch channel that is basically a 24/7 territory wrestling marathon. They show all kinds of stuff that I didn't know existed or hasn't gotten around to watching. Its basically my default channel now, I have it on as background noise all the time.

https://m.twitch.tv/territorywrestling?desktop-redirect=true

One of the coolest parts has been seeing young dudes before they were stars... I watched a UWF Blade Runners match on there earlier and holy fucking shit if you thought Ultimate Warrior was jacked in the WWF you should have seen him back then. He looked like one of those mutant bulls that has double muscle genes. It was also interesting to see Sting cheating and working as a true heel.

Finally im gonna plug these guys again.

https://twitch.tv/jarviswashingmachine

Every other Saturday night at 10pm est they do "Mystery Titans Theater" which is essentially a couple middle aged dudes watching and riffing on old wrestling for a few hours. They change it up every week but there's usually a good bit of early 80s WWF mixed in with the territories and they're Canadian so they do Stampede from time to time too. Really good guys, if any of you are bored tonight they should be streaming so stop in for a match or two. There's a bunch of old eps on YouTube if you wanna check it out too.



Very cool return on Rampage tonight

The Stu one? Kinda felt like a cheap pop but Tony loves that shit and I'll take it if they film some matches with him while they're in town. Stu is another one of those guys who's never going to get that over but is really good in the ring. I don't really want him on Dynamite, but I'm happy to watch him on the YouTube shows where it's more about the actual wrestling.

Or were you referring to the national TV return of Dalton Castle? Because that was what I got excited about. I hate that he's going to lose to Jericho. Hopefully they at least do a fuck finish and don't just put him over clean. If Tony had any balls he would put Castle over and make a new star on the spot but he's still holding y2j's pocket so that won't happen. I firmly believe Dalton & the Boys could be the next acclaimed or FTR type breakout stars if they actually give them a push, so hopefully the crowd reaction next week will be too much for even Tony to ignore. He's not the best promo guy (definitely competent though, it's not a weakness or anything) but where he really excels is physical storytelling so hopefully he'll have good chemistry with Jericho and be able to show that to the world. I'll be watching for sure.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 15, 2022, 02:22:09 AM
Referring to Stu - he’s a Canadian and I thought Super Smash Bros/Dark Order were a good enough tag team

Next weeks TFTT is AWA btw

Currently working my way through almost 8 hours of the TFTT on that YouTube channel.  Like the content, but the voice and editing choices kinda grate on me.   I almost have to be doing something to distract me partially so it doesn’t drive me wild.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on October 15, 2022, 04:23:35 AM
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Yeah, that's what buttfart is talking about. It's a new show, only like two or three episodes out so far.
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Cheers,   thanks for living up to your name  :)
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No no no.   They’re both called Tales from the Territories.   The Vice/Dark side of the Ring one has significantly higher production value.  Here’s the first ep

http://youtu.be/zQqWMYuwQ2s (http://youtu.be/zQqWMYuwQ2s)

Cheers mate, I've watched all the Vice Dark side of the ring episodes
I was just wondering about the new show
And if the youtube channel i was watching was related or just using the similar names

 I wasn't very clear. 

Actually I Think I was just trying to chime in. Hi  :-X




Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 15, 2022, 05:01:36 AM
Referring to Stu - he’s a Canadian and I thought Super Smash Bros/Dark Order were a good enough tag team

Next weeks TFTT is AWA btw

Currently working my way through almost 8 hours of the TFTT on that YouTube channel.  Like the content, but the voice and editing choices kinda grate on me.   I almost have to be doing something to distract me partially so it doesn’t drive me wild.

Yeah that's how I feel about it as well. Great background noise but sometimes it's hard to concentrate on. Wrestling Bios and Dave Knows Wrestling are the same way.... I dig the content but the delivery can be tiring. Usually it's fine, but sometimes I just have to turn it off.

Brian Zane dipped his toes in the Memphis pool with a patreon series called "it came from Memphis!" but they're pretty short and focused on the awful gimmicks Lawler used to trot out including multiple literal monsters. I wish he did more stuff like that as wrestling with wregret is my favorite of the contemporary focused channels.

Yay AWA.

Stu is great in ring, but I haven't really missed him so I'm not going to get too hyped and there's just too much unpushed talent that should get Dynamite time before him. I don't dislike him, I actually just subscribed to the chikara library on independentwrestling.tv and old SSB and the colony (OC, drew gulak, and various others) matches were one of the first things I watched. I've always wanted to watch some Chikara storylines in order but never had time or access before.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on October 16, 2022, 09:49:28 AM
IWent to Smackdown a couple weeks ago. Haven't watched WWE in years but AEW isn't touring Canada anytime soon and tickets were cheap. Was a good show enjoyed seeing ricochet live. Also Walter vs Shinsuke Nakamura dark mainevenr which was a match I'd never thought I'd see let alone live. Only disappointment was no Lesnar anymore, hed made a couple appearances and even wrestled a houseshow in Winnipeg because its a 4 hour or so drive from his rural ass house in Saskatchewan
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 16, 2022, 04:46:50 PM
@Buttfart Rapedick

Saw this poster you might dig.   Can’t post the image

http://www.inprnt.com/gallery/aubrey/nwa-territories-their-stars/ (http://www.inprnt.com/gallery/aubrey/nwa-territories-their-stars/)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 16, 2022, 05:35:50 PM
Imagine Bray with KO’s in-ring ability. He’d go down as the goat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 16, 2022, 06:49:21 PM
Imagine Bray with KO’s in-ring ability. He’d go down as the goat.

I like KO better in all regards.   I don’t quite see the appeal of trying to turn pro wrestling into spooky LOST.   There’s a shelf life that these gimmicks have as evidenced with the Fiend, but WWE fans seem to get a lot out of him so god bless
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on October 17, 2022, 06:47:14 PM
Don’t miss Impact! this week if you were/are an ecw fan. We get Rhino in a match and Tommy Dreamer tagging with Buh Buh Ray Dudley in another. Also i forgot who was looking for more Black Taurus matches but he works Impact quite frequently, however I feel his best stuff is still in AAA
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 17, 2022, 07:59:38 PM
Lol pairing Corbin with JBL.   What’s the level above xpac heat?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 17, 2022, 08:15:57 PM
Dark Elevation had my favorite regular at the monthly indie show I go to, Jody Threat, in a great match against Athena tonight. She’s a Toronto local and the crowd was so behind her that they booed Athena. Hope to see her more often. She rules. She accidentally kicked me in the nuts last week when she sentonned off the apron into her opponent and into the crowd.

https://youtu.be/zxbuqWbO4_0
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 17, 2022, 08:22:15 PM
Dark Elevation had my favorite regular at the monthly indie show I go to, Jody Threat, in a great match against Athena tonight. She’s a Toronto local and the crowd was so behind her that they booed Athena. Hope to see her more often. She rules. She accidentally kicked me in the nuts last week when she sentonned off the apron into her opponent and into the crowd.

https://youtu.be/zxbuqWbO4_0

Are those the Island Boys? AEW going for the cheap heat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 18, 2022, 01:42:24 AM
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I like KO better in all regards.   I don’t quite see the appeal of trying to turn pro wrestling into spooky LOST.   There’s a shelf life that these gimmicks have as evidenced with the Fiend, but WWE fans seem to get a lot out of him so god bless

What makes Bray different from 99.9% of spooky types for me is

A) he's actually good at being creepy
B) he evolves the gimmick when it gets stale
C) there's actual depth there.. His promos are solid and filled with symbolism and things for fans to think about and there's the shit like white rabbit stuff and FFH that are very different from the status quo.

There's only a shelf life if you rely on the supernatural gimmicks too much and never tweak or evolve it... if you're good you can totally keep it up for decades and make a career of it ala Kane/Taker/Sullivan etc. Bray is good. I have faith he'll make it work, especially if they go back to more of his cult leader persona.

Trust me I'm very sick of all the spooky shit too but I can't hold it against Bray because everyone ripped him off (badly) and oversaturated it any more than I can hold it against Rey Rey that there's so many 150lb dudes in masks doing shitty 619s today.

Definitely dig that poster btw. I might have to grab it next payday.

Don’t miss Impact! this week if you were/are an ecw fan. We get Rhino in a match and Tommy Dreamer tagging with Buh Buh Ray Dudley in another. Also i forgot who was looking for more Black Taurus matches but he works Impact quite frequently, however I feel his best stuff is still in AAA

That was me haha. I've watched a couple of matches there and I'd agree his AAA stuff is better. I'll check out the new episode but usually Impact is hard for me to watch and I'm not sure why. I think like subconsciously it still has the TNA stink on it or something. I like their talent when they go elsewhere but never really seem to get into them while they're there.

Can't believe Tommy and Mark can even walk let alone wrestle these days. Tommy used to take the worst bumps and by that I mean he used to always land awkwardly and hard as fuck. People talk about Foley's durability but man I think Dreamer has probably taken more punishment in his career. For spectacular ones there's those huge table stack chokeslam bumps from the old eagles nest in the ECW arena as well. Can't remember if it was 911, Big Dick, or both that slammed him.













Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 18, 2022, 04:58:47 AM
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I like KO better in all regards.   I don’t quite see the appeal of trying to turn pro wrestling into spooky LOST.   There’s a shelf life that these gimmicks have as evidenced with the Fiend, but WWE fans seem to get a lot out of him so god bless
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What makes Bray different from 99.9% of spooky types for me is

A) he's actually good at being creepy
B) he evolves the gimmick when it gets stale
C) there's actual depth there.. His promos are solid and filled with symbolism and things for fans to think about and there's the shit like white rabbit stuff and FFH that are very different from the status quo.

There's only a shelf life if you rely on the supernatural gimmicks too much and never tweak or evolve it... if you're good you can totally keep it up for decades and make a career of it ala Kane/Taker/Sullivan etc. Bray is good. I have faith he'll make it work, especially if they go back to more of his cult leader persona.

Trust me I'm very sick of all the spooky shit too but I can't hold it against Bray because everyone ripped him off (badly) and oversaturated it any more than I can hold it against Rey Rey that there's so many 150lb dudes in masks doing shitty 619s today.

Definitely dig that poster btw. I might have to grab it next payday.

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Don’t miss Impact! this week if you were/are an ecw fan. We get Rhino in a match and Tommy Dreamer tagging with Buh Buh Ray Dudley in another. Also i forgot who was looking for more Black Taurus matches but he works Impact quite frequently, however I feel his best stuff is still in AAA
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That was me haha. I've watched a couple of matches there and I'd agree his AAA stuff is better. I'll check out the new episode but usually Impact is hard for me to watch and I'm not sure why. I think like subconsciously it still has the TNA stink on it or something. I like their talent when they go elsewhere but never really seem to get into them while they're there.

Can't believe Tommy and Mark can even walk let alone wrestle these days. Tommy used to take the worst bumps and by that I mean he used to always land awkwardly and hard as fuck. People talk about Foley's durability but man I think Dreamer has probably taken more punishment in his career. For spectacular ones there's those huge table stack chokeslam bumps from the old eagles nest in the ECW arena as well. Can't remember if it was 911, Big Dick, or both that slammed him.



You can hold it against Rey for one of the, (cough cough Dominik)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 18, 2022, 06:59:30 AM
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Dark Elevation had my favorite regular at the monthly indie show I go to, Jody Threat, in a great match against Athena tonight. She’s a Toronto local and the crowd was so behind her that they booed Athena. Hope to see her more often. She rules. She accidentally kicked me in the nuts last week when she sentonned off the apron into her opponent and into the crowd.

https://youtu.be/zxbuqWbO4_0
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Are those the Island Boys? AEW going for the cheap heat.

They’re actually apparently a whole different set of Tik Tok twins but yes it’s disappointing.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 18, 2022, 09:30:02 AM
I just want to take a second and say how proud I am that this little pro wrestling thread in a skateboarding forum has reached 800 posts.

I know people like to remain anonymous here, but I'm Scotty Conley. I work for The Boardr and I own @shaqueefa_og. If one of you ever see me in public at a skate event or otherwise, please come and say whatsup. You don't have to tell me your screen name if you don't want to, just knowing that you are in this thread will be good enough for me.

Have a great fucking day everyone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 18, 2022, 03:12:04 PM
I just want to take a second and say how proud I am that this little pro wrestling thread in a skateboarding forum has reached 800 posts.

I know people like to remain anonymous here, but I'm Scotty Conley. I work for The Boardr and I own @shaqueefa_og. If one of you ever see me in public at a skate event or otherwise, please come and say whatsup. You don't have to tell me your screen name if you don't want to, just knowing that you are in this thread will be good enough for me.

Have a great fucking day everyone.

You forgot king of the SPoT crew battle! I think that was the first time I became aware of you but it took like a month or two of discussing wrestling with you before I put it together that you were the actual shaqueefa guy and not just some random skater who liked the shirts. You should do a limited run of old wrestling tees inspired by this thread haha.

I am genuinely thankful for this thread too. Everyone contributes great stuff and it really does have a nice little "wrestling nerd lunch table" feel to it. I love reading the different takes, ideas, and experiences from you guys. Plus, it gives me something to do when I'm watching by myself.

SHAQUEEFA I would love to play with your wrestling toys some day dude, and if you're ever in the Burgh and wanna rip some medical bud and visit Bruno's grave just holla. We should set up a zoom call or something for one of the PPVs and just get the whole thread up in there talking shit and nerding out.

Here's to another 800 posts of grown men discussing other grown men play fighting in their underwear... The greatest goddamn form of entertainment on the planet.

Reminder that Dynamite is TONIGHT (Tuesday) rather than Wednesday night as usual. If anyone misses it and needs a link to watch let me know. It's Dalton Castle vs Chris Jericho, so you won't want to miss it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 18, 2022, 05:27:55 PM
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Dark Elevation had my favorite regular at the monthly indie show I go to, Jody Threat, in a great match against Athena tonight. She’s a Toronto local and the crowd was so behind her that they booed Athena. Hope to see her more often. She rules. She accidentally kicked me in the nuts last week when she sentonned off the apron into her opponent and into the crowd.

https://youtu.be/zxbuqWbO4_0
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Are those the Island Boys? AEW going for the cheap heat.
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They’re actually apparently a whole different set of Tik Tok twins but yes it’s disappointing.

I can see them doing well as heat magnets. Mean Street Posse / Enzo Amore style.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 18, 2022, 06:08:08 PM
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Dark Elevation had my favorite regular at the monthly indie show I go to, Jody Threat, in a great match against Athena tonight. She’s a Toronto local and the crowd was so behind her that they booed Athena. Hope to see her more often. She rules. She accidentally kicked me in the nuts last week when she sentonned off the apron into her opponent and into the crowd.

https://youtu.be/zxbuqWbO4_0
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Are those the Island Boys? AEW going for the cheap heat.
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They’re actually apparently a whole different set of Tik Tok twins but yes it’s disappointing.
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I can see them doing well as heat magnets. Mean Street Posse / Enzo Amore style.

I believe the were wrestlers before they went viral.   I’d be surprised if they get signed.   YouTube shows seem a perfect fit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 19, 2022, 01:48:39 AM
I know they do it every week but holy fuck I could watch Best Friends and Death Triangle matches for ages. This one started slow but by the end they even got me on some of the false finishes which doesn't happen often these days. I don't know how Fenix does it but he's so fucking good that he stands out in a ring with 5 of the best workers in the world.

So glad the crowd didn't give a shit about Riho because neither did I. The women's division is now just Toni wrestling someone leading just a parade of run-ins every week, it's hard to watch. They're clearly devoid of ideas and it's still an interim belt because their wildly unpopular champion got "hurt"? Just fucking strip her and start over dude.

Dalton Castle is a gem. I loved Taz trying to give him shit about playing to the crowd as he then rolls into the ring and starts throwing Jericho's ass around like not even the oompa loompa himself could do. Even his selling is top notch... but instead of signing him, you let Jericho kick out of his very impressive, very protected, finisher and beat him clean. Fucking stupid.

Hell of a moonsault from Page. Mox's blade job was incredibly lazy. Literally just grabbed a chair, sat down, and very obviously pulled his blade out and cut himself while the camera just sat there 2 feet away shooting it. If you're going to insist on gigging every night then at least tell production the spot you're going to do it on. I was never really into him, but I'm just bored now. Same old shit.

Hangman is gonna be fine. Just a concussion.

I'm running out of superlatives for MJF. Another crazy good promo. He's just on an entirely different level from his peers.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 19, 2022, 08:22:22 AM
I know they do it every week but holy fuck I could watch Best Friends and Death Triangle matches for ages. This one started slow but by the end they even got me on some of the false finishes which doesn't happen often these days. I don't know how Fenix does it but he's so fucking good that he stands out in a ring with 5 of the best workers in the world.

So glad the crowd didn't give a shit about Riho because neither did I. The women's division is now just Toni wrestling someone leading just a parade of run-ins every week, it's hard to watch. They're clearly devoid of ideas and it's still an interim belt because their wildly unpopular champion got "hurt"? Just fucking strip her and start over dude.

Dalton Castle is a gem. I loved Taz trying to give him shit about playing to the crowd as he then rolls into the ring and starts throwing Jericho's around like not even the oompa loompa himself could do. Even his selling is top notch... but instead of signing him, you let Jericho kick out of his very impressive, very protected, finisher and beat him clean. Fucking stupid.

Hell of a moonsault from Page. Mox's blade job was incredibly lazy. Literally just grabbed a chair, sat down, and very obviously pulled his blade out and cut himself while the camera just sat there 2 feet away shooting it. If you're going to insist on gigging every night then at least tell production the spot you're going to do it on. I was never really into him, but I'm just bored now. Same old shit.

Hangman is gonna be fine. Just a concussion.

I'm running out of superlatives for MJF. Another crazy good promo. He's just on an entirely different level from his peers.

Mjf got ripped.  Regals face was amazing
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 19, 2022, 11:57:14 AM
Ace Steele gone. Haven't watched Dynamite but supposedly there was shots of Punk and the Bucks in promo stuff. Hopefully this means all this shit is nearly over
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 19, 2022, 01:35:45 PM
They should have started off last night with "It's Tuesday night and we're not sure what that means!"

Buttfart if you ever in Tampa, same goes for you.

MJF. Wow.

It's time for ROH to have their own show. Their roster is thick enough to do an hour a week and they could still have them do matches on Dark and Elevation. Just get them off Dynamite an Rampage. The champion lineup looks very strong right now.

World - Jericho
TV - Samoa Joe
Puro - Danny Garcia
Tag - FTR
Trio - Dalton Castle and The Boys (which I love as well)

That's a solid group. Jericho can go back to AEW after he drops the belt. That reminds me I came across a few Thrillseekers matches watching Smoky Mountain Wrestling on WWE network. He was already a decent promo in 1993 which was his 3rd year working. Lance storm was already a flavorless potato on the mic and called it Rocky Mountain Wrestling before correcting himself.

I like Riho, only because she is just so small and adorable.

Jericho is having a career year.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 20, 2022, 01:31:54 AM
They should have started off last night with "It's Tuesday night and we're not sure what that means!"

Buttfart if you ever in Tampa, same goes for you.

MJF. Wow.

It's time for ROH to have their own show. Their roster is thick enough to do an hour a week and they could still have them do matches on Dark and Elevation. Just get them off Dynamite an Rampage. The champion lineup looks very strong right now.

World - Jericho
TV - Samoa Joe
Puro - Danny Garcia
Tag - FTR
Trio - Dalton Castle and The Boys (which I love as well)

That's a solid group. Jericho can go back to AEW after he drops the belt. That reminds me I came across a few Thrillseekers matches watching Smoky Mountain Wrestling on WWE network. He was already a decent promo in 1993 which was his 3rd year working. Lance storm was already a flavorless potato on the mic and called it Rocky Mountain Wrestling before correcting himself.

I like Riho, only because she is just so small and adorable.

Jericho is having a career year.

I like Riho against other Joshi or as a female Danhausen or something, but not as a credible competitor against Nyla or Jade or even Athena who is short but still built like a brick shit house. I know I've got some old school bias but I just can't buy a literal 100 pound girl being a threat to anyone.

I guess Tony hinted at ROH getting its own show soon recently so it might finally come to fruition. That would do wonders for clearing out some room for guys returning or getting a more substantial push like Hungle Boy and Ricky Starks to truly be featured, or for guys who have already drawn money but have been booked into oblivion like Wardlow and Kingston to get their momentum back.

I love Jericho but hate half of his AS. Its pretty conflicting for me.

I haven't really dug into SMW that much but it's on my list. I've watched enough to be able to picture all the faces when Cornette tells stories but I've mostly only watched single matches rather than full shows like I do with the old territories. That sounds like basically exactly how Cornette described the thrillseekers though... I always wonder what it would have been like if Jericho hadn't broken his leg. SMW is such a wild story in its own right... A southern wrasslin' revival promotion being shadow funded by fucking Rick Rubin of all people is the kind of shit too weird to be made up man.

I have been having a similar thing with memphis in 91... It was USWA by this point but still had the classic Memphis studio wrestling setup... And I see this dude called Rob Zakowski that looks familiar... Then almost necks himself doing a split legged moonsault on the loose ass ropes and I was like "holy shit that's RVD". Then next match comes on and it's some big hairy dude named Judge Dread and his partner "Samu". Samu would soon be better known as Sabu. I guess after WCCW pulled out of the USWA, Memphis started looking to other former promoters for talent and one of them was the Sheik up in Detroit. Pretty cool seeing how much (or little) their characters and movesets changed over the years.

And yes, Dalton and the Boys are my favorite thing right now, but the way they were kind of burying him on commentary and had Jericho kick out of his finish makes me think they might not have any plans to sign him. TK has completely ignored his audience enough times at this point that I worry he's going to miss an obvious slam dunk here.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 20, 2022, 02:43:28 AM
Hah I never see Tony as ignoring his audience.   Crowds were over for wheeler and thsts why he got the push, but you see it the exact opposite way.   

Also anyone see that brutal Athena match on one of the darks.  Some strong style joshi shit in that one woof
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 20, 2022, 04:00:37 AM
Hah I never see Tony as ignoring his audience.   Crowds were over for wheeler and thsts why he got the push, but you see it the exact opposite way.   

Also anyone see that brutal Athena match on one of the darks.  Some strong style joshi shit in that one woof

No I mean more like the Owen booking and putting Jericho over Kingston with no payoff and the codyverse and all the Sammy/Tay stuff. My issue with Yuta isn't that he's not over, it's that he's nowhere near MJF's level and shouldn't be working with him. People cheered for Crash Holly and Hurricane Helms but that doesn't mean they should have been working with the Rock. Yuta is a dweeb but I'm fine with him working lower mid card AEW or upper card ROH like he had been. I'd have the same criticism if they put someone around that level who doesn't annoy me like Trent or Lee Moriarty or Dante into that situation.

Even Wardlow I'd say is too far down the card right now to be working with MJF. Max is the biggest thing in the company and arguably the hottest young talent in all of professional wrestling and they need to start treating him like it. He shouldn't be working his way up the ladder and having ultra competitive matches with the BCC young boy, he should be squashing him in minutes and embarrassing him.

My suspicion is that they just wanted to get it in before Max started this slow turn since they're buddies backstage, but that doesn't mean it's good booking and all biases aside I really do feel like it diminishes MJF rather than elevating Yuta. He's better than that, and we know it.

The Athena thing was pretty brutal. Jody was a hometown favorite and got cheered so I don't know if that pissed her off or they agreed to work snug or what but it did look like she may have gone a little too far on some of those spots. It's probably not a great look with the Hangman thing happening right after it and apparently TK "talked to them about it". If I'm being honest though I thought Athena worked way better as a heel. It's kind of the same thing as Swerve, she just looked more natural to me and her moveset transfers over very easily.

The new AwA tftt was kind of a mixed bag for me. Ken Patera still insisting he was innocent about the McDonald's thing came off a little cringey for me. The Mad Dog stories Greg Gagne told were absolute insanity. DDP didn't really contribute much and it felt like there wasn't quite as much material as the Memphis episode but that might have been down to the cast they picked. I was really glad they gave Heenan his due and properly recognized him as one of the most talented people ever in wrestling, and not just as a manager. As a wrestler he was kind of the Mr. Perfect of his day and took amazing bumps. Everyone loved working with him because he would draw so much heat with his mouth and then make you look like a million bucks in the ring. Old Heenan matches hold up extremely well, especially compared to the majority of the stuff from the 70s.

Im ordering one of those posters and a frame next payday btw.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 20, 2022, 09:40:28 AM
Just watched that episode of elevation.

Aside from when Athena threw her straight to the floor, it just looked like she was working a little stiff as a reaction to getting boo'd.

She did look better working heel though. Her frame is built for some strong style heel work imo.

Island Boys were comical.

That may be the hottest The Bunny has ever looked though, and I wish Butcher and the Blade were higher up on the card.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 20, 2022, 03:20:06 PM
Just watched that episode of elevation.

Aside from when Athena threw her straight to the floor, it just looked like she was working a little stiff as a reaction to getting boo'd.

She did look better working heel though. Her frame is built for some strong style heel work imo.

Island Boys were comical.

That may be the hottest The Bunny has ever looked though, and I wish Butcher and the Blade were higher up on the card.

The only things that were a little off to me were the kicking out at 1 and she looked like she might have potatoed her on the ground n pound strikes, but It definitely wasn't a shoot or anything like the twitter marks are saying. Just a couple people working snug for whatever reason but still clearly cooperating, and far and away the most interested I've been in an Athena match since she was Ember Moon. Absolutely agree that she's built to work like that too... They need to have Taz teach her some suplexes and make her height a weapon like it was for him or Dean Malenko.

I'm sure they won't do it, but I really hope they seize upon this and make her a heel. She looked great being vicious and she's already dead in the water as a baby face so what do you really have to lose? If they turn Hayter (like they already should have) and make Athena a heel and put them in a hard hitting feud I guarantee it sells.

Bunny is weird... Sometimes I think she's hot as fuck and sometimes she looks like an alien. Her gimmick is the same thing... 20% of the time I'm totally into it and 80% of the time it comes off unnatural and trying way too hard for me. I do dig the Butcher (I love old school big hoss types), the blade I can take or leave but he's a very good worker..

In one of those weird little crossed wires moments I recently realized that Butcher always seemed familiar to me because he was a guest on John Goblikon's Right Now series on YouTube a few years ago.

https://youtu.be/6pjGvzZh_ic






Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 20, 2022, 04:22:45 PM
The thing that takes the sting out the Athena match is seeing that’s she’s done the suplex to outside the ring on Liv Morgan in NXT and if you see right after Athena pins her, Jody has a big ass smile on her face before Athena helps her up and raises her hand for the crowd to cheer.   I think it might be the old wrestling adage that no one hits you harder than your friends
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on October 20, 2022, 08:05:34 PM
Aew is back in LA January 11th y’all know I’m already thereee
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 20, 2022, 08:14:58 PM
Aew is back in LA January 11th y’all know I’m already thereee

Good.   They need to focus on the other side of the Rockies for a bit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on October 20, 2022, 09:07:09 PM
Oh yeah they definitely ran their course through Florida/Illinois/Texas + others. Crowds were hot when they came to LA/Ontario and sold out real quick too. There’s gotta be some reason they won’t tour the west yet
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 21, 2022, 05:22:43 AM
Back in the day Philly used to get GWF shows on public access. Are used to watch Harlem heat when they were known as the Ebony Experience, and guys like James Johnson when he was known as Moadib.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 21, 2022, 09:45:43 AM
The thing that takes the sting out the Athena match is seeing that’s she’s done the suplex to outside the ring on Liv Morgan in NXT and if you see right after Athena pins her, Jody has a big ass smile on her face before Athena helps her up and raises her hand for the crowd to cheer.   I think it might be the old wrestling adage that no one hits you harder than your friends

That part didn't bother me because she seemed like she knew it was coming and posted up off her to make sure she cleared the ropes. As long as they're cooperating and moving through the match I usually don't read too much into working stiff. Like I said the stuff that made me kinda look twice was the quick kickouts and I thought Jody might have caught a live round in that scramble, but thats about it. Brutal match though, it reminded me of something you'd see on one of the good female indys like Eve or Shimmer.

Jealous that LA is getting another show before Pittsburgh. I know the issue is likely that they're doing construction on and around the building they run in, but I'm pretty confident they could run the hockey arena downtown if they put a good card together. They drew 7 or 8k last time (albeit with a lot of discounts and some papering) with Punk vs Dustin and that's about what the fed drew last time they were here (in the new place). Wouldn't be surprised if wwe have some kind of agreement with the building where they'd be able to veto others from running it though, I think the NWA was kind of frozen out of the old civic arena for a large part of the 80s until the Dusty vs Bubba cage match that I believe is the largest wrestling crowd anyone has drawn in Pittsburgh due to the fact they hung two new balconies with about a thousand seats after Bruno retired. So all his sellouts were like 15xxx and the NWA one was 16xxxx or something.


There's your obscure prowrestling trivia for today Atiba haha.

Back in the day Philly used to get GWF shows on public access. Are used to watch Harlem heat when they were known as the Ebony Experience, and guys like James Johnson when he was known as Moadib.


Was that the one that used to be on ESPN on the early 90s? I remember seeing Stevie Ray as a single there and he was bigger than book so when they went to WCW for years I assumed he was the star of the team haha. Amazing how your perception changes as you get older haha. I need to look that up and see if I can find a library of the tv shows.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 21, 2022, 10:55:05 PM
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The thing that takes the sting out the Athena match is seeing that’s she’s done the suplex to outside the ring on Liv Morgan in NXT and if you see right after Athena pins her, Jody has a big ass smile on her face before Athena helps her up and raises her hand for the crowd to cheer.   I think it might be the old wrestling adage that no one hits you harder than your friends
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That part didn't bother me because she seemed like she knew it was coming and posted up off her to make sure she cleared the ropes. As long as they're cooperating and moving through the match I usually don't read too much into working stiff. Like I said the stuff that made me kinda look twice was the quick kickouts and I thought Jody might have caught a live round in that scramble, but thats about it. Brutal match though, it reminded me of something you'd see on one of the good female indys like Eve or Shimmer.

Jealous that LA is getting another show before Pittsburgh. I know the issue is likely that they're doing construction on and around the building they run in, but I'm pretty confident they could run the hockey arena downtown if they put a good card together. They drew 7 or 8k last time (albeit with a lot of discounts and some papering) with Punk vs Dustin and that's about what the fed drew last time they were here (in the new place). Wouldn't be surprised if wwe have some kind of agreement with the building where they'd be able to veto others from running it though, I think the NWA was kind of frozen out of the old civic arena for a large part of the 80s until the Dusty vs Bubba cage match that I believe is the largest wrestling crowd anyone has drawn in Pittsburgh due to the fact they hung two new balconies with about a thousand seats after Bruno retired. So all his sellouts were like 15xxx and the NWA one was 16xxxx or something.


There's your obscure prowrestling trivia for today Atiba haha.

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Back in the day Philly used to get GWF shows on public access. Are used to watch Harlem heat when they were known as the Ebony Experience, and guys like James Johnson when he was known as Moadib.
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Was that the one that used to be on ESPN on the early 90s? I remember seeing Stevie Ray as a single there and he was bigger than book so when they went to WCW for years I assumed he was the star of the team haha. Amazing how your perception changes as you get older haha. I need to look that up and see if I can find a library of the tv shows.

Wow, autocorrect really ruined my sentences. I didn’t have ESPN at the time. This was on channel 48, public access tv. 48 would go on to show ECW in ‘96 onward.

Ahmed Johnson was really stiff as Moadib.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2022, 03:41:57 AM

Wow, autocorrect really ruined my sentences. I didn’t have ESPN at the time. This was on channel 48, public access tv. 48 would go on to show ECW in ‘96 onward.

Ahmed Johnson was really stiff as Moadib.

Dude I put on an episode yesterday and within 10 minutes I was hooked. I had totally forgotten this fed existed, they used to play it every afternoon on ESPN but it aired right before I got home from school so I would only get to watch it on holidays or if I stayed home sick. We were dumb kids so we always thought it was lame because it wasn't WWF, but watching it now it's awesome.  As if I needed more old wrestling to watch haha.

There's so many future WWF guys on these shows which is great, but I love coming across the obscure stuff so I was happy to see one of the regulars is Mike "Butch" Blackheart, aka the jobber that wouldn't stay down against Spivey and Sid and got the shit beat out of him for it.

I haven't come across Ahmed yet but my favorite one so far has been godfather in his Soul Taker gimmick. He was fucking huge back then. First episode I watched also had waltman as Lightning Kid and Jerry Lynn who was a heel for some reason. They also have Skandor Akbar doing straight man commentary/hosting which is super strange to see but he's very well spoken so it works.

Thank you for reminding me that this exists. My public access/antenna wrestling shows were USWA and then later ECW, but ECW was on came on at like random times between 11pm and 3am and I couldn't always stay up to watch it. When I turned 14 and started working one of the first things I bought was a better VCR and a stack of tapes so I could just tape that block every weekend and hope I caught it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 22, 2022, 04:53:11 AM
Saw open twitter Bray Wyatt described as Taylor Swift for men and it all made sense
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2022, 06:26:14 AM
Saw open twitter Bray Wyatt described as Taylor Swift for men and it all made sense

That.... Is actually pretty accurate. Fuck.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 24, 2022, 07:17:54 AM
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Wow, autocorrect really ruined my sentences. I didn’t have ESPN at the time. This was on channel 48, public access tv. 48 would go on to show ECW in ‘96 onward.

Ahmed Johnson was really stiff as Moadib.
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Dude I put on an episode yesterday and within 10 minutes I was hooked. I had totally forgotten this fed existed, they used to play it every afternoon on ESPN but it aired right before I got home from school so I would only get to watch it on holidays or if I stayed home sick. We were dumb kids so we always thought it was lame because it wasn't WWF, but watching it now it's awesome.  As if I needed more old wrestling to watch haha.

There's so many future WWF guys on these shows which is great, but I love coming across the obscure stuff so I was happy to see one of the regulars is Mike "Butch" Blackheart, aka the jobber that wouldn't stay down against Spivey and Sid and got the shit beat out of him for it.

I haven't come across Ahmed yet but my favorite one so far has been godfather in his Soul Taker gimmick. He was fucking huge back then. First episode I watched also had waltman as Lightning Kid and Jerry Lynn who was a heel for some reason. They also have Skandor Akbar doing straight man commentary/hosting which is super strange to see but he's very well spoken so it works.

Thank you for reminding me that this exists. My public access/antenna wrestling shows were USWA and then later ECW, but ECW was on came on at like random times between 11pm and 3am and I couldn't always stay up to watch it. When I turned 14 and started working one of the first things I bought was a better VCR and a stack of tapes so I could just tape that block every weekend and hope I caught it.

https://youtu.be/61QqJrJlSL0  (https://youtu.be/61QqJrJlSL0)

11:33 Ahmed Johnson is so green that this match will make you cringe. He almost killed that jobber too.

Skandor Akbar didn’t deserve having to make him look credible.

Gentleman Chris Adams vs JBL though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 25, 2022, 12:26:58 PM

11:33 Ahmed Johnson is so green that this match will make you cringe. He almost killed that jobber too.

Skandor Akbar didn’t deserve having to make him look credible.

Gentleman Chris Adams vs JBL though.

I actually watched this the other night haha. I don't know if that flying ballistic spear splash thinh was intentional or he just botched it and it came out looking cool but it was pretty brutal. That snake cover thingy was weirdly homoerotic too haha. I do enjoy what a time capsule these shows are, although it can be a little disconcerting to watch with modern sensibilities... Just when you think Witch Doctor Baboose is the most racist thing that's ever been aired on ESPN, a few episodes later Crybaby Buxton is on commentary and just straight up calls Moadib a spearchucker. Oof.

Chubby young Bradshaw and his fat butt is weird to watch. I honestly felt like Adams was pretty overrated and lazy by this point but that was a solid TV main event with a predictable but fun finish. The crowds add so much to these shows, if I had to pick a favorite background noise it might be "territory wrestling crowd". No smarky chants, just a chorus of drunk working class dudes losing themselves in the action and horny teenage girls shrieking anytime their favorite roidy mcmullet breathes.

Skandor Akbar is another weird one for me. He was everywhere back in the day and I always thought he was like a useless fat old manager but then he'd occasionally wrestle and come out in his gear and just be this thick, compact barrel chested dude and look like a legit threat. It's so odd watching him doing like smiling baby face commentary on some of the later episodes since he was always such a dastardly heel everywhere else.

Also all the random jobbers I've never heard of. It's great. I think 'm enjoying this fed more than anything since I watched a year of ECW shows a while back. The all American heart throb Chaz is so awful and I love him for it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on October 25, 2022, 03:52:37 PM
Just revisited this gem today (thanks Reddit)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ato_jdZkvG0&t=249s&pp=2AH5AZACAQ%3D%3D
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 26, 2022, 02:10:45 AM
Just revisited this gem today (thanks Reddit)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ato_jdZkvG0&t=249s&pp=2AH5AZACAQ%3D%3D

This is hilarious to watch after the GWF show Patrickskateman just posted with baby fat Bradshaw. Such a strange career, you could ask 10 fans what their first thought is when you bring him up is and you might get 10 totally different answers. From his Texas roots to the overseas weirdness to his blackjack days to the brawl for all fiasco to the acolytes to APA to JBL to WWF champ to Maggle Cole and so on and so forth.

I remember back in the day people used to compare him to Windham and Dustin for obvious reasons but I don't think Bradshaw was ever as natural as those guys. He eventually learned how to have a decent match later in his career but his style never really moved beyond the Stan Hansen cosplay he started as. It was good enough to get by I suppose. As entertaining as he could be as a character, I don't ever really find myself wanting to watch a JBL match.. at least not a singles one. Some of the acolyte and APA attitude era faction warfare stuff is fun, but I was always more of a Farooq guy.

Forgot it was Tuesday so I didn't watch the new tales from the territories yet. It's CWF this week, so should be some good stories. Looks like Steve Keirn is on the panel which is someone I wouldn't expect to see but makes perfect sense. I assume they're going to talk about Hogan and the Grahams and Dusty, but I really hope they do something on Sullivan's satanic panic gimmick. Any HD footage of Nancy and Luna in the 80s would be a pleasant gift as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 26, 2022, 10:26:00 AM
I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sightunseen on October 26, 2022, 11:58:13 AM
I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.

I work with an ex-WWE guy and anytime I use the term Jobber he corrects me with Enhancement Talent and now I can’t Unhear it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 26, 2022, 12:12:24 PM
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I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.
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I work with an ex-WWE guy and anytime I use the term Jobber he corrects me with Enhancement Talent and now I can’t Unhear it

Jobber is such a funny term though. I call people jobbers in real life and always get a laugh.

https://youtu.be/VDzA78mv4q8 (https://youtu.be/VDzA78mv4q8)

1:12 lol. Also JR’s comment shortly afterwards.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 26, 2022, 12:28:24 PM
You could say “ham and egger”
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 26, 2022, 02:46:55 PM
I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.

Agree with you on Mox. He's got a simple style that works with a lot of opponents but I feel like if you've seen one Mox match you've seen them all. I'm actually not at all excited to see him wrestle Penta and you guys know how much of a Penta mark I am. I get that he's popular in the back and they needed stability but I think it's time for him to take that vacation.

To address your serious question...yes it is an actual fetish hahaha. I had the same reaction when I first started coming across it years ago. It's not just jobbers, but they do seem quite partial to them. There's a community around it and if you watch enough random old matches you'll come across like full discussions about it or people asking and them explaining it.

I remember having the same sort of "is this supposed to be a joke and I just don't get it?" reaction when I first noticed them but I guess it shouldn't really be a surprise that hypermasculine muscle men rolling around in skimpy, flashy outfits would become an object of desire for gay men though. If you swapped Lycra for leather you'd have Tom of Finland's perfect world.

Dynamite might be good tonight. MJF promo, main event Penta in what will likely be a blood bath, and FTR vs SWIOG all sound like can't miss segments. Also hoping Jamie Hayter just brutally squashes Riho and sends her back to dark where she belongs.





Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 27, 2022, 06:54:54 AM
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I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.
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I work with an ex-WWE guy and anytime I use the term Jobber he corrects me with Enhancement Talent and now I can’t Unhear it

WHO?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 27, 2022, 10:06:52 AM
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I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.
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I work with an ex-WWE guy and anytime I use the term Jobber he corrects me with Enhancement Talent and now I can’t Unhear it
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WHO?

Jim Neidhart? (Most meta reference ever).
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 27, 2022, 10:08:13 AM
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I watched NXT last night and loved The Rock’s daughter getting unmasked as a member of that hipster Wyatt family stable with Grizzled Young Veterans and the guy from CZW.

NXT is looking promising.

Speaking of CZW, I think Jon Moxley’s been overexposed. Like 1998 Willy Santos levels of overexposed.

Serious question…

Why do I see guys in the comments of old wrestling videos on YouTube writing descriptively perverted things about jobbers getting humiliated (I.e. Firebreaker Chip, WCW Special Forces, Van Hammer, Jim Powers, etc.)?

Is there some kind of weird jobber fetish that’s a thing?

They’ve ruined old episodes of WCW Worldwide because of it.
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Agree with you on Mox. He's got a simple style that works with a lot of opponents but I feel like if you've seen one Mox match you've seen them all. I'm actually not at all excited to see him wrestle Penta and you guys know how much of a Penta mark I am. I get that he's popular in the back and they needed stability but I think it's time for him to take that vacation.

To address your serious question...yes it is an actual fetish hahaha. I had the same reaction when I first started coming across it years ago. It's not just jobbers, but they do seem quite partial to them. There's a community around it and if you watch enough random old matches you'll come across like full discussions about it or people asking and them explaining it.

I remember having the same sort of "is this supposed to be a joke and I just don't get it?" reaction when I first noticed them but I guess it shouldn't really be a surprise that hypermasculine muscle men rolling around in skimpy, flashy outfits would become an object of desire for gay men though. If you swapped Lycra for leather you'd have Tom of Finland's perfect world.

Dynamite might be good tonight. MJF promo, main event Penta in what will likely be a blood bath, and FTR vs SWIOG all sound like can't miss segments. Also hoping Jamie Hayter just brutally squashes Riho and sends her back to dark where she belongs.

Yeah, I was wondering if it was some kind of joke. Just very cringe-inducing commentary.

Those dudes love themselves some Firebreaker Chip lol.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 27, 2022, 01:20:53 PM
Welp it finally happened. I was so annoyed by Sammy Guevara that I turned off Dynamite last night. I downloaded it afterwards and skipped past that match. I just can't allow myself to contribute to his ratings anymore. He's far and away the worst thing about AEW for me and has been for a while now. I'm going to do my best to just ignore him and hope he goes away.

Rest of the card -

MJF as an insincere, insecure wannabe face might be even better than as a dastardly heel. I can't wait to see him win the belt and then kick Mox in the dick and punch Regal out with the ring.

Renee has done more quality interview segments in two weeks than Marvez and DDPs daughter have done in the past 3 years combined. What a pro, I could watch a 10 minute segment like that every week.

FTR vs swiog was pretty meh. Im kinda burnt out on the uber dramatic 10 false finish matches FTR always has. Keith and Swerve work so well together that it's a shame they're both amazing singles as well.

Oh goddamnit is that Matt Taven.. Wardlow has to wrestle fucking Matt Taven. What the actual fuck Tony? You did such a good job building him and now he's at the bottom of the toy bin. Please. No more tags, no more ROH guys, when's the last time he defended his belt against a credible threat?

Riho vs Hayter... Yeah I just can't do it. I tried. She's 95 pounds. Maybe against other tiny Joshi, definitely not against Hayter. It's every bit as awful as Marko Stunt to me but people mark out because Kenny likes her.

Penta vs Mox was decent. They mostly played the hits but Penta always does at least one thing that makes me fully mark out and this was no exception. Dude is just one of the most consistent and skilled workers I've ever seen. I legit feel like he can pull off any spot you can dream up, and make it look cool to boot. Can't believe no one bled though. Especially after Penta vs Villano IV at triplemania ended up looking like real life Mortal Kombat

https://twitter.com/i/status/1581508133893320704

And in keeping with the fighting game theme, afterwards Penta looked one of like the little pictures that pop up after you beat someone in Street Fighter 2.

https://i.redd.it/mchaw58puqu91.jpg



Jim Neidhart? (Most meta reference ever).

(https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2020/07/fdc61-15952581927812-800.jpg)

One of those gimmicks that reminds you that Vince McMahon is, and probably always has been, absolutely insane. We need a 3 hour DSOTR special where people tell Vince stories and a panel of psychiatrists tries to figure out what the fuck is wrong with him.

Firebreaker Chip makes sense. Somehow I'm not shocked that the beefcake in suspenders and a fire helmet came off as homoerotic to some people hahaha. He also had a partner who dressed like a GI Joe figure and looked like Vince McMahon's wet dream, but I can't remember what his name was. The team was called the Patriots but they looked more like the second act of a Chippendale show.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 27, 2022, 01:37:11 PM
Welp it finally happened. I was so annoyed by Sammy Guevara that I turned off Dynamite last night. I downloaded it afterwards and skipped past that match. I just can't allow myself to contribute to his ratings anymore. He's far and away the worst thing about AEW for me and has been for a while now. I'm going to do my best to just ignore him and hope he goes away.

Rest of the card -

MJF as an insincere, insecure wannabe face might be even better than as a dastardly heel. I can't wait to see him win the belt and then kick Mox in the dick and punch Regal out with the ring.

Renee has done more quality interview segments in two weeks than Marvez and DDPs daughter have done in the past 3 years combined. What a pro, I could watch a 10 minute segment like that every week.

FTR vs swiog was pretty meh. Im kinda burnt out on the uber dramatic 10 false finish matches FTR always has. Keith and Swerve work so well together that it's a shame they're both amazing singles as well.

Oh goddamnit is that Matt Taven.. Wardlow has to wrestle fucking Matt Taven. What the actual fuck Tony? You did such a good job building him and now he's at the bottom of the toy bin. Please. No more tags, no more ROH guys, when's the last time he defended his belt against a credible threat?

Riho vs Hayter... Yeah I just can't do it. I tried. She's 95 pounds. Maybe against other tiny Joshi, definitely not against Hayter. It's every bit as awful as Marko Stunt to me but people mark out because Kenny likes her.

Penta vs Mox was decent. They mostly played the hits but Penta always does at least one thing that makes me fully mark out and this was no exception. Dude is just one of the most consistent and skilled workers I've ever seen. I legit feel like he can pull off any spot you can dream up, and make it look cool to boot. Can't believe no one bled though. Especially after Penta vs Villano IV at triplemania ended up looking like real life Mortal Kombat

https://twitter.com/i/status/1581508133893320704

And in keeping with the fighting game theme, afterwards Penta looked one of like the little pictures that pop up after you beat someone in Street Fighter 2.

https://i.redd.it/mchaw58puqu91.jpg


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Jim Neidhart? (Most meta reference ever).
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(https://staticg.sportskeeda.com/editor/2020/07/fdc61-15952581927812-800.jpg)

One of those gimmicks that reminds you that Vince McMahon is, and probably always has been, absolutely insane. We need a 3 hour DSOTR special where people tell Vince stories and a panel of psychiatrists tries to figure out what the fuck is wrong with him.

Firebreaker Chip makes sense. Somehow I'm not shocked that the beefcake in suspenders and a fire helmet came off as homoerotic to some people hahaha. He also had a partner who dressed like a GI Joe figure and looked like Vince McMahon's wet dream, but I can't remember what his name was. The team was called the Patriots but they looked more like the second act of a Chippendale show.

They were called The Patriots and were billed from WCW Special Forces. Their tag matches were always good jobber to the stars matches with some actual offense from their side before one of them took a finisher.

That internet community seems to love piledrivers too. That’s where I lol’ed.

The Renegade burial match is another notorious job guy moment. Sadly, it ruined his life.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 30, 2022, 08:18:31 AM
https://youtu.be/oKexaN83YNU


Alright Trips. I think you got me. I might have to start watching this. Granted the fed audience is still awful and I don't know how much of the production I can take, but Sami is a treasure. The corpsing is understandable, especially if Sami just dropped the uce-y line without warning.

I watched a central states territory (KC, St Louis, Tulsa etc) documentary today and they told a story about Harley Race. Apparently Harley once backhanded someone so hard that he sliced the tip of his own pinky off on the guys tooth. Someone needs to find a way to work that into a storyline, I bet Moxley would blade a fingertip off.

Rumor has it AEW signed both Bandido and Juice Robinson to deals. I don't have a problem as long as they use them. Juice could be a good future ROH champ. Next step is sign Dalton Castle now, and let a bunch of the failures go. Their roster is like legitimately approaching 150 people... For 3 hours of total TV a week. That is a crazy amount of bloat.

I listened to a Cornette show yesterday and he mentioned that he's going to be on Tales from the territories at some point this season. I'm wondering if they did a SMW episode or if he's just going to be on the panel for midsouth. I guess in theory he could be on for Dallas but they really weren't there for very long and didn't really do much of note. Hope it's both SMW and mid south.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on October 31, 2022, 05:51:36 PM
I found a ted dibiase tonka pillow buddy at the thrift store for $4 and now my fiance wants it gone because it 'doesn't fit her aesthetic' 😁
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on October 31, 2022, 06:59:10 PM
Well, Ted DiBiase is kind of a piece of shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 31, 2022, 08:32:34 PM
I found a ted dibiase tonka pillow buddy at the thrift store for $4 and now my fiance wants it gone because it 'doesn't fit her aesthetic' 😁

Welp I'm sorry it didn't work out with her but at least you found out before you got married.

I too have a DiBiase one, I found it in an abandoned house. I told this story in here before but I had one on my bed from childhood all the way up until my late teens because it had a hole in it that was the perfect place to hide my weed and pipe. I think all my friends thought I was fucking it haha.

Well, Ted DiBiase is kind of a piece of shit.

Not kind of, massive piece of shit. Defrauding the most vulnerable people in the country and gloating about it. And he didn't even get a slap on the wrist. Total evangelical conman scumbag carny piece of shit.

Hell of a wrestler though.

@PatrickSkateman I just went down a rabbit hole like the YouTube comment thing, except on wrestling twitter. Wardlow has some absolutely insane, obsessive (like 3k tweets in a month obsessive) female fans. Like scary "I'm going to dress up like you and kidnap you and bite your dick off so we can be soul bound" type shit. I looked at 3 or 4 profiles and they were all equally batshit but in entirely different ways. It honestly makes the old dudes writing prose about wanting to take a lengthy piledriver from Dutch Mantell's sweaty thighs seem well adjusted by comparison.

Gonna try to watch Raw after the game. We'll see how this goes.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 31, 2022, 08:52:40 PM
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I found a ted dibiase tonka pillow buddy at the thrift store for $4 and now my fiance wants it gone because it 'doesn't fit her aesthetic' 😁
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Welp I'm sorry it didn't work out with her but at least you found out before you got married.

I too have a DiBiase one, I found it in an abandoned house. I told this story in here before but I had one on my bed from childhood all the way up until my late teens because it had a hole in it that was the perfect place to hide my weed and pipe. I think all my friends thought I was fucking it haha.

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Well, Ted DiBiase is kind of a piece of shit.
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Not kind of, massive piece of shit. Defrauding the most vulnerable people in the country and gloating about it. And he didn't even get a slap on the wrist. Total evangelical conman scumbag carny piece of shit.

Hell of a wrestler though.

@PatrickSkateman I just went down a rabbit hole like the YouTube comment thing, except on wrestling twitter. Wardlow has some absolutely insane, obsessive (like 3k tweets in a month obsessive) female fans. Like scary "I'm going to dress up like you and kidnap you and bite your dick off so we can be soul bound" type shit. I looked at 3 or 4 profiles and they were all equally batshit but in entirely different ways. It honestly makes the old dudes writing prose about wanting to take a lengthy piledriver from Dutch Mantell's sweaty thighs seem well adjusted by comparison.

Gonna try to watch Raw after the game. We'll see how this goes.

Hahaha, wrestling fans are wild.

Like some woman would drive 6 hours to Jacksonville in a diaper, no stops, just to kidnap Wardlow. 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 01, 2022, 05:20:48 AM
I found a ted dibiase tonka pillow buddy at the thrift store for $4 and now my fiance wants it gone because it 'doesn't fit her aesthetic' 😁

Get the ring back she ain't the one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 01, 2022, 09:00:01 AM
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Get the ring back she ain't the one.

In her defense, she’s more of a Jim Duggan gal (from what I’m told) and she does keep 2x4s around the place
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 01, 2022, 06:07:19 PM
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I found a ted dibiase tonka pillow buddy at the thrift store for $4 and now my fiance wants it gone because it 'doesn't fit her aesthetic' 😁
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Get the ring back she ain't the one.

Yo are you watching Smackdown? This bloodline and Sami thing has me about to start again.

In my territorial travels today I came across something you just don't see anymore. Tracey Smothers wrestling a Bear....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=25BIVy7g0X8


... And winning. He actually pinned the bear and it looked like it nipped his arm because he wouldn't let it up. Young Smothers was a wrasslin machine! That's one of those stories someone tells you and you just quietly smile while thinking "man what a bullshitter" but Tracey had a narrated video to prove it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 02, 2022, 05:29:31 AM
Yeah I watched the "ucey" segment and it was so great watching the whole bloodline try not to laugh at sami.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 02, 2022, 09:56:29 AM
ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

Anybody got an idea who the "Mystery ROH Champion" is that will be fighting Jericho tonight?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 02, 2022, 02:37:03 PM
ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

Anybody got an idea who the "Mystery ROH Champion" is that will be fighting Jericho tonight?


Cheeseburger?  Return of Colt?   Gresham?
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 02, 2022, 03:28:43 PM
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ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

Anybody got an idea who the "Mystery ROH Champion" is that will be fighting Jericho tonight?
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Cheeseburger?  Return of Colt?   Gresham?

Fingers crossed for Tyler Black.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 02, 2022, 04:26:06 PM
There is just two episodes here….it’s all Memphis right?  I think that’s sick because it was pretty much impossible seeing the territories back in the day unless you lived there….so many names I never really saw wrestle. Reminds me of 80’s pros you knew the board but never saw skate. It’ll take awhile but I hope they do Stampede….

@j....soy..... The Stampede episode is up on vice now. If you need a link lemme know. It's pretty good. I don't want to spoil too much but my basic assessment is that Bret Hart seems like a really cool dude, and Abdullah is a shameless lying carny piece of shit. As if he didn't embarrass himself bad enough on the Brody episode, he actively asks Bret for money multiple times just while they're filming. I can only imagine how bad it was when the cameras were off. People are far too kind to Abby, everything I've seen or heard about the man behind the character points to him being a travesty of a human being who will do anything for money.

ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

Anybody got an idea who the "Mystery ROH Champion" is that will be fighting Jericho tonight?

Hmm... Trying to think who's still active and has worked with them. They're in Baltimore so it could be like anyone from the NE indies but Tony has been doing a great job of making me groan with his decision making lately so the logical choice is Matt Taven. I guess Daniels would make sense too since he already works there. Then again Tony loves surprises and Jericho so it'll probably be someone like Suzuki that Jericho will want to wrestle.

Rest of the card could be fun... OC vs Rey Fenix vs Luchasaurus will be a spot fest and Samoa Joe vs Brian Cage could be interesting. Don't care about the Mox match. I understand that he just likes to wrestle but I'm just sick of watching him "defend" the belt every week. Appreciate what he does but I can't wait to see him drop the belt to MJF and let us see if the kid is as good as he says he is. Darby vs Lethal will probably be good too. Maybe Darby will fulfill Jeff Hardy's destiny and do a Swanton off Satnam's brow ridge.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on November 02, 2022, 08:08:31 PM
Accusations... False Accusations

Also did anyone else think Rick Ross was about to announce Swerve was signing with MMG
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 02, 2022, 09:04:13 PM
Im looking for a link to ep 3 and the most recent.  Thanks!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 03, 2022, 04:53:54 AM
Man.

For me, Dynamite was a big miss last night. The fake sting was stupid to reveal Cole Carter and then Jeff FUCKING JARRETT. A big no thanks on that.

Jamie Hayter was wearing a 917 hoody, that was cool.

The Daddy Ass B-Day party kinda dragged.

Looks like Tony owed some goodwill to the boys in the back putting Colt Cabana out there. And then he almost dropped Jericho on his neck. Jeez.

Three way match was OK enough,  Hungle Boy takes out Luchasaurus so the Juiceman can retain the belt. Is Death Triangle gonna break up?

Fell asleep for the main event but man I think Brian Cage can be a lot bigger than what they use him for. He is too big to be jobbing to dudes the same size as him weekly. give that man some wins.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 03, 2022, 10:48:03 AM
Cabana as the mystery challenger is kind of like someone telling you they're taking you out to eat so you get all excited and then you get to the restaurant and its a Boston Market. Its not bad and there's nothing wrong with it, but I'm not going to get excited about it....

The Shibata thing... Nah Tony this ain't it man. I know he's a puro legend but he's 45 and almost died from a severe brain injury caused directly by wrestling not all that long ago. Dude was actually paralyzed for a while from it. Meltzer said they had to take his brain out of his skull to save him. I'm down for crazy spots sometimes but I don't want to watch Misawa part 2. And on top of that, like 80% of your audience has no clue who he is or what he's done. Huge risk for a miniscule payoff.

The 3 way was mostly the spot fest I was hoping for, although they were a little sloppy at points. Fenix and OC mostly hit their marks and for all my criticisms of Luchasaurus, I have to say he looks so much better as a heel and he's gotten away from the stiff, unnatural spot to spot style a little which is nice. He's starting to get that slow, stalking powers of pain style down which should make it so much more impactful when he busts out the flippy indy shit. Hungle boys cross body spot was awesome though.

Who's idea was it to make Pac carry around a ring bell  hammer and act like it's supposed to be threatening? It looks like the fucking hammer Andy Dufresne used to make chess pieces in the shawshank redemption.

The ROH shit has to stop. You have 150 people on the roster but you're giving the same 20-25 guys long segments every week and then stuffing the ROH shit on top. And now we're about to get the Elite back which is going to make it even worse. It's fine to keep best friends or the acclaimed off TV for a week and give someone else some love.

The booking outside of MJF seems to be veering back into a lot of lazy, aimless shit. The Jarrett thing with the stupid shitty mask fake Sting kid was so stupid that I felt like I was watching TNA from a decade ago.

Cage vs Joe fucked pretty hard. Joe is turning into a really good vet that can shine younger guys up while still being scary, violent Joe. Cage certainly got his shit in and looked awesome doing it too. I could see him doing kind of a modern version of smug, cocky heel RVD from ECW and making it interesting. Let Nana do most of the talking like Alfonso did for RVD and just go impress the hell out of people with the crazy shit you can do in ring.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 03, 2022, 01:34:28 PM
Man.

For me, Dynamite was a big miss last night. The fake sting was stupid to reveal Cole Carter and then Jeff FUCKING JARRETT. A big no thanks on that.

Jamie Hayter was wearing a 917 hoody, that was cool.

The Daddy Ass B-Day party kinda dragged.

Looks like Tony owed some goodwill to the boys in the back putting Colt Cabana out there. And then he almost dropped Jericho on his neck. Jeez.

Three way match was OK enough,  Hungle Boy takes out Luchasaurus so the Juiceman can retain the belt. Is Death Triangle gonna break up?

Fell asleep for the main event but man I think Brian Cage can be a lot bigger than what they use him for. He is too big to be jobbing to dudes the same size as him weekly. give that man some wins.

I always like reading how you guys see these shows because it's often similar but slightly different from me or you'll catch stuff I missed. I definitely didn't catch the Hayter hoodie, I was too distracted by the Longback making annoying faces the whole time she was onscreen. One more reason to love Hayter... She's probably my favorite female right now and if that match with Toni is anything like their shit overseas it's going to be the best women's match AEW has had for a while.

Glad I wasn't the only one who felt that way about the acclaimed segment. I get that they're over and you needed to promote the foam scissors you probably ordered a billion of, but like going forward let's not ride this thing to death. Let it breathe and build some other merch moving gimmicks.

I kinda hope DT break up if this is all they have planned for Pac. The bell hammer thing feels like trying to use a 60s gimmick in modern wrestling. I would actually be cool with sending him to HOB or making a tag with Buddy Matthews to feud with lucha Bros.

I feel like the Colt thing was Jericho's idea. That seems like the way he would want to handle it and we all know he gets what he wants. Tony I think just wants to pretend it never happened and he's probably still a Punk mark who can't believe his real life toys didn't get along. I really think he needs a booker, and I REALLY hope thats not why Jarrett is there. Not unless they're doing a SLAP nuts collab with the forums, in which case carry on.

I dunno if I'm going to pay for this PPV. I might have to vote with my wallet on this one. The only matches I actually want to see so far are MJF and Hayter, and I can't really get behind booking Shibata.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on November 03, 2022, 01:48:34 PM
Yeah, Abby still draws…..i enjoyed this episode, they went in a direction I didn’t really expect ie. older Stampede vs. Bulldogs, Chris Benoit, Brian Pillman, Harts….they were right about the heels, they had a ton but none of them really very far in North America.  I’m sure it’s for a few reasons but I suspect it was a lot of the Harts looking after their guys after the territory died. 


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There is just two episodes here….it’s all Memphis right?  I think that’s sick because it was pretty much impossible seeing the territories back in the day unless you lived there….so many names I never really saw wrestle. Reminds me of 80’s pros you knew the board but never saw skate. It’ll take awhile but I hope they do Stampede….
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@j....soy..... The Stampede episode is up on vice now. If you need a link lemme know. It's pretty good. I don't want to spoil too much but my basic assessment is that Bret Hart seems like a really cool dude, and Abdullah is a shameless lying carny piece of shit. As if he didn't embarrass himself bad enough on the Brody episode, he actively asks Bret for money multiple times just while they're filming. I can only imagine how bad it was when the cameras were off. People are far too kind to Abby, everything I've seen or heard about the man behind the character points to him being a travesty of a human being who will do anything for money.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 03, 2022, 03:04:26 PM
Yeah, Abby still draws…..i enjoyed this episode, they went in a direction I didn’t really expect ie. older Stampede vs. Bulldogs, Chris Benoit, Brian Pillman, Harts….they were right about the heels, they had a ton but none of them really very far in North America.  I’m sure it’s for a few reasons but I suspect it was a lot of the Harts looking after their guys after the territory died. 


Yeah I actually kind of wonder how much of the content is driven by the guests and how much is them getting guests who they know will have stories. Now that you mention it they didn't do anything from after they resurrected it in the late 80s with all the young talent that ended up spreading to the big 2.

I've actually been watching some of those 87 shows recently, the stuff with the VC express and Gama and young Owen when he was like the purest white meat baby face ever. I didn't even realize that Keiichi Yamada was a young unmasked Jushin Liger until I watched a match against the VC express and was like "man that guy is really good I should look him up" haha. I really enjoy it, definitely one of the more enjoyable weekly tvs for me. I guess some of it is pretty bad but in an endearing way, like Jason the Terrible and Makhan Singh are awful gimmicks but I love them. The commentary is fantastic too. Ed Whalen is basically the Canuck Lance Russell..... Ohhhh it's gonna be a ring a ding dong dandy!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on November 03, 2022, 03:16:50 PM
Yeah I watched the "ucey" segment and it was so great watching the whole bloodline try not to laugh at sami.
This was such a great moment
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: half staff on November 03, 2022, 03:34:36 PM
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There is just two episodes here….it’s all Memphis right?  I think that’s sick because it was pretty much impossible seeing the territories back in the day unless you lived there….so many names I never really saw wrestle. Reminds me of 80’s pros you knew the board but never saw skate. It’ll take awhile but I hope they do Stampede….
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@j....soy..... The Stampede episode is up on vice now. If you need a link lemme know. It's pretty good. I don't want to spoil too much but my basic assessment is that Bret Hart seems like a really cool dude, and Abdullah is a shameless lying carny piece of shit. As if he didn't embarrass himself bad enough on the Brody episode, he actively asks Bret for money multiple times just while they're filming. I can only imagine how bad it was when the cameras were off. People are far too kind to Abby, everything I've seen or heard about the man behind the character points to him being a travesty of a human being who will do anything for money.

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ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT!!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!!

Anybody got an idea who the "Mystery ROH Champion" is that will be fighting Jericho tonight?
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Hmm... Trying to think who's still active and has worked with them. They're in Baltimore so it could be like anyone from the NE indies but Tony has been doing a great job of making me groan with his decision making lately so the logical choice is Matt Taven. I guess Daniels would make sense too since he already works there. Then again Tony loves surprises and Jericho so it'll probably be someone like Suzuki that Jericho will want to wrestle.

Rest of the card could be fun... OC vs Rey Fenix vs Luchasaurus will be a spot fest and Samoa Joe vs Brian Cage could be interesting. Don't care about the Mox match. I understand that he just likes to wrestle but I'm just sick of watching him "defend" the belt every week. Appreciate what he does but I can't wait to see him drop the belt to MJF and let us see if the kid is as good as he says he is. Darby vs Lethal will probably be good too. Maybe Darby will fulfill Jeff Hardy's destiny and do a Swanton off Satnam's brow ridge.
old funky ass abdullah the butcher wouldn't let kamala make any  money in japan. fat ass abdullah thebutcher wanted to be the only black wrestler in japan.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on November 03, 2022, 05:28:38 PM
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Yeah, Abby still draws…..i enjoyed this episode, they went in a direction I didn’t really expect ie. older Stampede vs. Bulldogs, Chris Benoit, Brian Pillman, Harts….they were right about the heels, they had a ton but none of them really very far in North America.  I’m sure it’s for a few reasons but I suspect it was a lot of the Harts looking after their guys after the territory died. 

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Yeah I actually kind of wonder how much of the content is driven by the guests and how much is them getting guests who they know will have stories. Now that you mention it they didn't do anything from after they resurrected it in the late 80s with all the young talent that ended up spreading to the big 2.

I've actually been watching some of those 87 shows recently, the stuff with the VC express and Gama and young Owen when he was like the purest white meat baby face ever. I didn't even realize that Keiichi Yamada was a young unmasked Jushin Liger until I watched a match against the VC express and was like "man that guy is really good I should look him up" haha. I really enjoy it, definitely one of the more enjoyable weekly tvs for me. I guess some of it is pretty bad but in an endearing way, like Jason the Terrible and Makhan Singh are awful gimmicks but I love them. The commentary is fantastic too. Ed Whalen is basically the Canuck Lance Russell..... Ohhhh it's gonna be a ring a ding dong dandy!

I remember the Gamma/Cobra matches being really good.  Makahn, Kerry Brown, Duke Meyers we’re just these big white slugs that were so hateable.  I guess Stu had a formula of young baby’s and old heels and stuck to it.  Loved how Ed Whalen ended up doing Flames games….only in Alberta would that have worked….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 03, 2022, 09:57:57 PM
Shibata had a week Free and asked to a match with Orange and a match with Danielson so they made it happen.  It’s fine it’s fun. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 03, 2022, 10:36:29 PM
Shibata had a week Free and asked to a match with Orange and a match with Danielson so they made it happen.  It’s fine it’s fun.

I mean he could have said he had a week off and wanted them to film him playing in traffic, but it doesn't mean it should happen. Sometimes you have to save people from themselves. When you read how close he came to dying and the crazy shit they had to do to save him, it's just not worth the risk.

I don't need to see another circle of panicked wrestlers freaking out because their hero took a normal bump and started turning blue like Misawa or Perro Aguayo. That's traumatizing as fuck for the crowd and if that shit happens on a PPV here in the states it will fundamentally change the industry and it won't be for the better. I would not be surprised if it completely ruined the company. It just seems completely not worth it for an undercard match.

It's no different than Flair wrestling with a pacemaker as far as I'm concerned, actually maybe even worse since brains are far more serious and difficult to actually work on when something bad happens. I watched the Flair thing through my fingers and I don't even like him. I'm definitely not taking a chance on watching someone I respect like Shibata die in front of me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 03, 2022, 11:25:08 PM
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Shibata had a week Free and asked to a match with Orange and a match with Danielson so they made it happen.  It’s fine it’s fun.
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I mean he could have said he had a week off and wanted them to film him playing in traffic, but it doesn't mean it should happen. Sometimes you have to save people from themselves. When you read how close he came to dying and the crazy shit they had to do to save him, it's just not worth the risk.

I don't need to see another circle of panicked wrestlers freaking out because their hero took a normal bump and started turning blue like Misawa or Perro Aguayo. That's traumatizing as fuck for the crowd and if that shit happens on a PPV here in the states it will fundamentally change the industry and it won't be for the better. I would not be surprised if it completely ruined the company. It just seems completely not worth it for an undercard match.

It's no different than Flair wrestling with a pacemaker as far as I'm concerned, actually maybe even worse since brains are far more serious and difficult to actually work on when something bad happens. I watched the Flair thing through my fingers and I don't even like him. I'm definitely not taking a chance on watching someone I respect like Shibata die in front of me.

I’ll be honest I don’t know much about his health other than the accident, but I figured he was fine now to get cleared.   I put it in the Sting category
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 04, 2022, 02:59:30 AM
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Shibata had a week Free and asked to a match with Orange and a match with Danielson so they made it happen.  It’s fine it’s fun.
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I mean he could have said he had a week off and wanted them to film him playing in traffic, but it doesn't mean it should happen. Sometimes you have to save people from themselves. When you read how close he came to dying and the crazy shit they had to do to save him, it's just not worth the risk.

I don't need to see another circle of panicked wrestlers freaking out because their hero took a normal bump and started turning blue like Misawa or Perro Aguayo. That's traumatizing as fuck for the crowd and if that shit happens on a PPV here in the states it will fundamentally change the industry and it won't be for the better. I would not be surprised if it completely ruined the company. It just seems completely not worth it for an undercard match.

It's no different than Flair wrestling with a pacemaker as far as I'm concerned, actually maybe even worse since brains are far more serious and difficult to actually work on when something bad happens. I watched the Flair thing through my fingers and I don't even like him. I'm definitely not taking a chance on watching someone I respect like Shibata die in front of me.
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I’ll be honest I don’t know much about his health other than the accident, but I figured he was fine now to get cleared.   I put it in the Sting category

Unfortunately getting cleared often just means going to enough docs until you find one willing to sign the paper. And you'll always find one eventually, especially if you're in Florida and backed by a billionaire.

My main issue with it is that a subdural haematoma can be relatively benign, or it can be "you're going to die if we don't remove part your skull and clean out all the congealed blood that's accumulated in there from your bleeding brain." Based on how long he was out, I'm inclined to believe it was the latter in this case. And like all TBIs the outcomes are wildly unpredictable.

I know the odds are he works and everything goes according to plan and we forget about it, but if something DOES go wrong you can't feign ignorance anymore. Anyone who books him at this point is incurring some level of responsibility for him. That's probably not as big of a deal in Japan or Mexico where you can't sue people into oblivion and athlete head trauma aren't as much of mainstream hot button issues, but I just feel like if it happens here it's going to be a disaster.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 04, 2022, 01:22:39 PM
Just watched the crown jewel press conference. Fucking disgusting. The crowd chanted "we want Sami" as if they don't know the reason he's not there.

Kinda questioning whether I want to start watching this again now to be honest. I had hoped they'd at least be less evil under HHH but then I see him and Steph up there thanking and giving belts to dictators and promoting Jake Paul and shit and its pretty hard to want to give them my money or attention.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 04, 2022, 02:22:58 PM
Just watched the crown jewel press conference. Fucking disgusting. The crowd chanted "we want Sami" as if they don't know the reason he's not there.

Kinda questioning whether I want to start watching this again now to be honest. I had hoped they'd at least be less evil under HHH but then I see him and Steph up there thanking and giving belts to dictators and promoting Jake Paul and shit and its pretty hard to want to give them my money or attention.


Never forget HHH ratted our Bret Hart for the Montreal screw job to happen
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 07, 2022, 05:57:59 AM
Why isn't Sami there? I'm not aware. Just protested going?

I watched the PPV and really for real, how is Logan Paul one of the best performers on the roster?

Jake's worked punches looked bad but they were his first ones so we'll give him a little pass.

Brock v Booby wasn't that good but def better than Braun and Omos.

How long does Bray talk about nothing before he wrestles?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2022, 07:57:28 AM
Why isn't Sami there? I'm not aware. Just protested going?

I watched the PPV and really for real, how is Logan Paul one of the best performers on the roster?

Jake's worked punches looked bad but they were his first ones so we'll give him a little pass.

Brock v Booby wasn't that good but def better than Braun and Omos.

How long does Bray talk about nothing before he wrestles?

Sami is Syrian.   His SA protest stems from that relationship.  (MVP couldn’t go bc he is an atheist)

Bray will talk about nothing for as long as he can.  Nothing killed the Fiend like actually having to have him in the ring
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 07, 2022, 08:28:50 AM
Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2022, 08:38:15 AM
Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.


They flew a sumo wrestler out the first time bc they requested an appearance by Yokozuma
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 07, 2022, 09:30:24 AM
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Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.
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They flew a sumo wrestler out the first time bc they requested an appearance by Yokozuma

Should also point out that Yokozuna had been dead for over a decade at that point. So yeah, in addition to being racist, bloody dictators they don't even actually watch the product.

I do have to say I think it's kind of hilarious that I read Logan Paul blew his knee out doing a buckshot lariat? Didn't Punk fuck his knee up trying to do one too or was that just kayfabe? Either way, just goes to show that unless you're used to cowboy shit it's best to leave that one to Hangman (or Nick Jackson trolling him).
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 07, 2022, 10:38:30 AM
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Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.
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They flew a sumo wrestler out the first time bc they requested an appearance by Yokozuma
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Should also point out that Yokozuna had been dead for over a decade at that point. So yeah, in addition to being racist, bloody dictators they don't even actually watch the product.

I do have to say I think it's kind of hilarious that I read Logan Paul blew his knee out doing a buckshot lariat? Didn't Punk fuck his knee up trying to do one too or was that just kayfabe? Either way, just goes to show that unless you're used to cowboy shit it's best to leave that one to Hangman (or Nick Jackson trolling him).

The Buckshot Lariat is a terrible finisher that doesn’t make much sense. Lariats for guys Adam Page’s size are silly.

For believability’s sake, Stan Hansen and JBL fit the lariat perfectly.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 07, 2022, 11:01:07 AM
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Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.
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They flew a sumo wrestler out the first time bc they requested an appearance by Yokozuma
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Should also point out that Yokozuna had been dead for over a decade at that point. So yeah, in addition to being racist, bloody dictators they don't even actually watch the product.

I do have to say I think it's kind of hilarious that I read Logan Paul blew his knee out doing a buckshot lariat? Didn't Punk fuck his knee up trying to do one too or was that just kayfabe? Either way, just goes to show that unless you're used to cowboy shit it's best to leave that one to Hangman (or Nick Jackson trolling him).

Hah yup.  Asked for the Warrior too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 07, 2022, 12:09:27 PM
They legit wanted to run Hogan v. Flair a few years ago as well.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on November 08, 2022, 02:03:10 AM
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Ahhh yes, I just found that out. Thanks.

I just can't believe they flew Bray all the way there to cut a promo that would have been just fine on RAW tonight.
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They flew a sumo wrestler out the first time bc they requested an appearance by Yokozuma
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Should also point out that Yokozuna had been dead for over a decade at that point. So yeah, in addition to being racist, bloody dictators they don't even actually watch the product.

I do have to say I think it's kind of hilarious that I read Logan Paul blew his knee out doing a buckshot lariat? Didn't Punk fuck his knee up trying to do one too or was that just kayfabe? Either way, just goes to show that unless you're used to cowboy shit it's best to leave that one to Hangman (or Nick Jackson trolling him).
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The Buckshot Lariat is a terrible finisher that doesn’t make much sense. Lariats for guys Adam Page’s size are silly.

For believability’s sake, Stan Hansen and JBL fit the lariat perfectly.

I'm fine with Hangman doing it. He's decent sized by today's standards and in kayfabe the flip adds so much momentum that it makes up for the lack of size, just like how a 450 is way more devastating than a plain old splash. I also like that it's something he can hit on anyone and they don't have to figure out goofy finishes if he works with a big guy. I'm a Hangman mark though, so I'm not impartial. He's got that intangible babyface connection with the crowd that has been kind of rare in the modern era and I still have yet to see him have a bad match. I go back and watch the outside interference miniseries on his title storyline like once a month.

I do hate how as soon as one person comes up with a cool finisher all of a sudden everyone has to do it. I hope it never gets to the almost comical level like the GTS or Canadian destroyer/code red or Spanish fly. I can't remember the last time I watched an indy card that didn't have one of those on it. Even the deathmatch goofs do them now, albeit onto a bunch of light tubes.

Polynesian pro on TFTT tonight. Sounds like the Rock called in a favor there because I don't think it was ever that important or popular of a territory but I'm sure it's gonna be good regardless. Im assuming there's gonna be some characters and stories that I haven't heard of before which is rare, so I'm looking forward to it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 08, 2022, 06:00:39 AM
Yeah that is the one thing about the Logan Paul match I didn't like, besides the finish. What a bad finish.

And it turns out Logan destroyed his knee on the buckshot, so like, was it worth it to do someone elses finish just as a regular spot in the match? NO!!

Moral of the story is don't do other peoples finishers.

Shit, how many people still do stunners? Or RKO's? Or Cutters? All the same shit but it all looks stupid because everybody has beaten the move down so hard it ain't even impactful anymore.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 08, 2022, 07:11:33 AM
Oh man the Austin Theory shit is hilarious. He about to disappear.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 08, 2022, 08:06:25 AM
Oh man the Austin Theory shit is hilarious. He about to disappear.

Buried.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 09, 2022, 02:25:36 AM
Oh man the Austin Theory shit is hilarious. He about to disappear.

Hey man shits harder when the new boss doesn't want to fuck you like the old one did! He should just change his name to "Vince's muscle twink" at this point.

They're making a movie about the Von Erichs and just announced MJF is going to be in it. Atiba you know who he's playing? I know you're much better informed about that kind of thing than I am.

So yeah TFTT is kind of what I expected although I know everyone except Rocky Iaukea. Definitely a favor to Dwayne but the stories are great. It's a chapter of wrestling history I was never really exposed to as a kid so I'm always excited when I get to see shit like this. It was great to see Bruno. It's weird that he's not a regular on the podcast scene or something since he can still talk his ass off haha. Also, I genuinely didn't realise Lars Anderson was still alive. The King Curtis story was hilarious. I can see why Sullivan and him got along so well. Kevin Sullivan cracks me up... He's just the walking embodiment of carny wrestling and he's perfect for these shows.

Next week is Portland. That should be a killer episode, loads of insanity that took place there in the 80s. I would almost prefer a run of 2 hour episodes for like Portland, Memphis, Dallas, and Florida. I feel like there's probably a lot of amazing shit that's going to get left out just by necessity.

Dark continues to be the best AEW show. Taz and Excalibur alone without Tony or Ian or JR, the matches are short and crisp, you get to see people other than the usual 25-30 guys in Tony's toybox. Dailys place is a really good wrestling venue too, the crowd isn't too smarky or trying to get itself over all show like half the dynamites have been lately.

- It seems like they're changing Cass' character (he's now being referred to as "Big Bill") already which I assume means that the firm is either dead in the water or heading the way of the dork order.

- Anna Jay looks so much better in this gimmick. Also, fuck you Hungle Boy.

- Brian Pillman Jr is really leaning into this Kenny Omega cosplay and it's not pretty. Griff Garrison can work pretty good though... there's something there if the right person gets ahold of him.

- Hobbs is a star and they need to get him in a program with Wardlow ASAP. Kingston got the biggest pop of the night so they need to find something better for him too.

- AR Fox was on and did some really good looking shit... I'd love to see him become a dark regular and revisit that legendary swerve match at some point.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2022, 02:31:18 AM
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Oh man the Austin Theory shit is hilarious. He about to disappear.
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Hey man shits harder when the new boss doesn't want to fuck you like the old one did! He should just change his name to "Vince's muscle twink" at this point.

They're making a movie about the Von Erichs and just announced MJF is going to be in it. Atiba you know who he's playing? I know you're much better informed about that kind of thing than I am.

So yeah TFTT is kind of what I expected although I know everyone except Rocky Iaukea. Definitely a favor to Dwayne but the stories are great. It's a chapter of wrestling history I was never really exposed to as a kid so I'm always excited when I get to see shit like this. It was great to see Bruno. It's weird that he's not a regular on the podcast scene or something since he can still talk his ass off haha. Also, I genuinely didn't realise Lars Anderson was still alive. The King Curtis story was hilarious. I can see why Sullivan and him got along so well. Kevin Sullivan cracks me up... He's just the walking embodiment of carny wrestling and he's perfect for these shows.

Next week is Portland. That should be a killer episode, loads of insanity that took place there in the 80s. I would almost prefer a run of 2 hour episodes for like Portland, Memphis, Dallas, and Florida. I feel like there's probably a lot of amazing shit that's going to get left out just by necessity.

Dark continues to be the best AEW show. Taz and Excalibur alone without Tony or Ian or JR, the matches are short and crisp, you get to see people other than the usual 25-30 guys in Tony's toybox. Dailys place is a really good wrestling venue too, the crowd isn't too smarky or trying to get itself over all show like half the dynamites have been lately. It seems like they're changing Cass' character (he's now being referred to as "Big Bill") already which I assume means that the firm is either dead in the water or heading the way of the dork order. Anna Jay looks so much better in this gimmick. Also, fuck you Hungle Boy. Brian Pillman Jr is really leaning into this Kenny Omega cosplay and it's not pretty. Griff Garrison can work pretty good though... there's something there if the right person gets ahold of him. Hobbs is a star and they need to get him in a program with Wardlow ASAP. Kingston got the biggest pop of the night. AR Fox was on and did some really good looking shit... I'd love to see him become a dark regular and revisit that legendary swerve match at some point.

I don’t unfortunately, but I will look into it.   That seems to be the real reason he was away and got so hugs

Also, I believe Hobbs IS in a program, with Wardlow.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 09, 2022, 02:53:14 AM

I don’t unfortunately, but I will look into it.   That seems to be the real reason he was away and got so hugs

Also, I believe Hobbs IS in a program, with Wardlow.

Ya sorry I'm baked I meant "this program" haha.. As in actually push it while there's an opportunity. They've kept him off TV so much and Tony seems to have a really bad habit of false starts or just straight up neglecting him so I want to see him actually follow through this time. I'd like to see them do a strong competitive match with Wardlow going over at the PPV just to give him a little steam back after the warjoe crap. You can even have a fuck finish or interference gone wrong or something if you want to avoid "burying" Hobbs, but then that sets up the rematch where he beats him and has a strong heel champ run. I would be down for a long, multi-ppv feud that hopefully elevates both guys as well as maybe bring some dignity back to the belt sammy almost ruined.

Has MJF already filmed his scenes? If that's the case then the whole thing dating back to the meet n greet may have been one of the best orchestrated ways to give a guy time off I've ever seen. It would make sense since he was radio silent the whole time and it seemed like no one really knew what he was up to.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2022, 04:32:19 AM
I would say it’s a strong possibility he has already shot his scenes.   There’s no way a movie that small had a shooting schedule longer than 30-45 days and casting announcements usually happen several months after the deals are made.   

Fascinated to know if he has an actual presence in the movie or is just an opponent like Ernest the Cat Miller (fake iron sheik) in The Wrestler. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 09, 2022, 07:02:45 AM
Zac Efron to play Kevin Von Erich.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 09, 2022, 10:30:16 AM
I bet Kevin is making baaaaaank off this. Good for him man. From what I understand he took the money he made from selling the world class library to Vince for the network and invested it wisely and now he lives in Hawaii and just spends all day chilling out and probably smoking tons of good herb on the beach. Living the rich haole dream.

His kids are pretty good too, they were one of the acts that caught my eye last time I watched MLW and their match at the Flair thing was my second favorite of the night behind the crazy good Bandido/black taurus/Rey fenix/Laredo kid match. I don't know how open MLW is to working with AEW/ROH but if they are then that's a team I'd like to see work some dark and rampage tapings and get some more exposure. If the movie ends up being a hit that could be a smart move and maybe draw some young female fans eyes onto the product, and more importantly, on Hungle Boy's crotch.

Btw I was thinking if they're going to just make him plain old Jack Perry then we'll have to come up with something new for him. Jackin' heat? Total Jackage? Jack's big Ole beanstalk?... Why do these all sound like the titles of "movies" Lars Sullivan starred in?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 09, 2022, 03:14:18 PM
Dynamite card

* AEW World Title Eliminator Tournament First Round Match: Eddie Kingston vs. Ethan Page
* 2 Out Of 3 Falls Match: Bryan Danielson vs. Sammy Guevara
* The Acclaimed & FTR vs. Swerve In Our Glory & The Gunns
* Jamie Hayter vs. Skye Blue
* Saraya and Britt Baker face-to-face
* Jon Moxley speaks
* We’ll hear from MJF

So I'll watch basically up until the main event. Hayter vs Thigh is gonna be tough for me... It's like the devil and angel on your shoulder thing haha. That 8 man could be fun but I have a feeling but it'll probably open the show and be overbooked to hell. Some interference or just making it all about pushing the angles.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 09, 2022, 05:32:12 PM
8 man was a little bit too much of a choreographed clusterfuck for me.

Too bad the MJF thing was a pretape. Looks like the firm is indeed kinda dead but I feel like this is all a setup for stoke to interfere and help him win the belt.

Eddie vs Ethan is gonna end with Eddie getting himself dq'ed here. Putting money on it now.

Edit - I was wrong. Knew he wasn't winning but didn't think they'd have him eat another pin.

Mostly gave up on it after that. I'll watch the Hayter match later.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 09, 2022, 08:03:53 PM
8 man was a little bit too much of a choreographed clusterfuck for me.

Too bad the MJF thing was a pretape. Looks like the firm is indeed kinda dead but I feel like this is all a setup for him to interfere and help him win the belt.

Eddie vs Ethan is gonna end with Eddie getting himself dq'ed here. Putting money on it now.

Edit - I was wrong. Knew he wasn't winning but didn't think they'd have him eat another pin.

I’ve been going to the gym instead of watching AEW and it sounds like it’s the same spot fest and dialogue. The only tag team I enjoy watching in those tornado spot fest matches are Silver and Reynolds.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 09, 2022, 10:54:08 PM
I’ve seen some sites say MJF is playing Lance Von Erich (the one who was only a VE in kayfabe), but I take it with a grain of salt as wrestling sites usually don’t know what the fuck they are talking about regarding Hollywood stuff (see: reports about Charlotte Flair or Sasha Banks poised to become movie/tv stars or any time a wrestler makes a movie, they’re going “Hollywood”, even if they are smaller movies, indie movies, or suuuuuper indie movies like the shit CM Punk or Bray do/have done)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 10, 2022, 02:45:36 AM
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8 man was a little bit too much of a choreographed clusterfuck for me.

Too bad the MJF thing was a pretape. Looks like the firm is indeed kinda dead but I feel like this is all a setup for him to interfere and help him win the belt.

Eddie vs Ethan is gonna end with Eddie getting himself dq'ed here. Putting money on it now.

Edit - I was wrong. Knew he wasn't winning but didn't think they'd have him eat another pin.
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I’ve been going to the gym instead of watching AEW and it sounds like it’s the same spot fest and dialogue. The only tag team I enjoy watching in those tornado spot fest matches are Silver and Reynolds.

Yeah it's really stale and every time it seems like the booking is back on track they go and fuck it up again. It seems like Tony is really out of ideas. I don't think bringing in slap nuts is going to fix anything either, though I don't think he's formally in the booking process... Yet. Given the fact he's a carny and Tony's a mark, I give it 3 months before he's either in the title picture or running the book.

The stated reason for bringing him in is to help with the live events since apparently attendance is down but I don't think you needed an outside consultant to tell you running the same towns over and over is going to kill them. This ain't Memphis.

And Mox sucks as a champ. I hadn't really noticed it as much before I started watching all the old stuff but his whole cool guy persona and the way he just tries to bury whoever he's up against when he's on the mic is lame. A good champ will put his opponent over and make it sound like they're in for a hell of a fight but Mox just does the "I'm big and tough and you're a skinny little geek" shit over and over and people keep cheering for him for some reason.

Anyways a little levity for you Pat....You'll never guess who this masked singer is!


https://mobile.twitter.com/MaskedSingerFOX/status/1590434309672140800


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 10, 2022, 07:51:38 AM
Man I just listened to a Cornette podcast where he has the AEW website pulled up and he just goes down the roster from A to Z and decides whether to keep them or dump them. It's really funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV7-vAzokDw

Man he fucking hates anybody that has any relation to Kenny Omega.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 10, 2022, 09:06:37 AM
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8 man was a little bit too much of a choreographed clusterfuck for me.

Too bad the MJF thing was a pretape. Looks like the firm is indeed kinda dead but I feel like this is all a setup for him to interfere and help him win the belt.

Eddie vs Ethan is gonna end with Eddie getting himself dq'ed here. Putting money on it now.

Edit - I was wrong. Knew he wasn't winning but didn't think they'd have him eat another pin.
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I’ve been going to the gym instead of watching AEW and it sounds like it’s the same spot fest and dialogue. The only tag team I enjoy watching in those tornado spot fest matches are Silver and Reynolds.
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Yeah it's really stale and every time it seems like the booking is back on track they go and fuck it up again. It seems like Tony is really out of ideas. I don't think bringing in slap nuts is going to fix anything either, though I don't think he's formally in the booking process... Yet. Given the fact he's a carny and Tony's a mark, I give it 3 months before he's either in the title picture or running the book.

The stated reason for bringing him in is to help with the live events since apparently attendance is down but I don't think you needed an outside consultant to tell you running the same towns over and over is going to kill them. This ain't Memphis.

And Mox sucks as a champ. I hadn't really noticed it as much before I started watching all the old stuff but his whole cool guy persona and the way he just tries to bury whoever he's up against when he's on the mic is lame. A good champ will put his opponent over and make it sound like they're in for a hell of a fight but Mox just does the "I'm big and tough and you're a skinny little geek" shit over and over and people keep cheering for him for some reason.

Anyways a little levity for you Pat....You'll never guess who this masked singer is!


https://mobile.twitter.com/MaskedSingerFOX/status/1590434309672140800

Ha, Fozzy on Masked Singer.

I saw Chuck Taylor, Orange Cassidy and Statlander on that Floor is Lava game show. Good on AEW’s marketing team.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 10, 2022, 05:44:47 PM
Man I just listened to a Cornette podcast where he has the AEW website pulled up and he just goes down the roster from A to Z and decides whether to keep them or dump them. It's really funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV7-vAzokDw

Man he fucking hates anybody that has any relation to Kenny Omega.

Haha I listened to the second part the other day but haven't gotten around to the first part of the list yet. I love some of the juvenile nicknames he has for the guys he hates... I know AEW marks get superbly butthurt about it too which makes it even funnier to me. The hardly boys, twinkletoes mcfingerbang, dwarf dongsucker etc. all tend to get a little pop out of me.

I disagree with the majority of their choices in the second half but there's a few that were pretty close to how I feel. It's crazy that the roster is so big that they had to split it into 2 shows haha.

Do you guys watch botchamania? The last like 4 episodes have all been amazing.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 13, 2022, 06:26:28 PM
Yes, love Botchamania.   



FYI - Dangerous Breed on Peacock 11/22.  It’s a true crime doc series on Teddy Hart
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 14, 2022, 07:27:32 AM
Yes, love Botchamania.   



FYI - Dangerous Breed on Peacock 11/22.  It’s a true crime doc series on Teddy Hart

Yeah I saw that. It's been in the works for years now.. I guess it started as like a wrestling reality show kinda thing but then they were like holy shit this guy is actually insane let's make a documentary. I remember reading they tried to shop it to animal planet after the tiger King craze and they said no as soon as they saw him juggling his cats. WWE is involved so I'm sure it's going to be somewhat sanitized or at least nothing negative about them will be shown.

Apparently the infamous moment in the absolutely bonkers best friends shoot interview when he's showing them footage from his camera and they just go silent and look horrified is him showing them raw footage from the reality show hahaha.

https://youtu.be/q3YgpUgQ980

So I've actually done a fair bit of research on the Sam Fiedler stuff (shocker, I know) and it's definitely a wormhole. I don't think he did it, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was complicit in some way. He wrestled a match in California the day she disappeared and the last time she was seen was leaving the police station after she was released for trespassing. She was a young mother of 3 who kinda had a pretty rocky past and most signs point to her being a prostitute that Teddy met when he and his wife at the time were running an "escort" service and then brought to Florida where he continued pimping her. There's also some rumors that he was involved in making "chloroform porn" with another indy scumbag and registered sex offender, Chasyn Rance. I feel like that might be somewhat unsubstantiated though as I doubt either of them are smart enough to not leave a ton of digital footprints if they were actively making and distributing illegal porn. Anyways back to the story..

Chasyn is a huge scumbag and was also letting Sam stay with him and was supposedly using the team vision dojo for some pretty fucked up shit. Teddy has told a lot of different stories and tried to distance himself from that time, but apparently some of the period when he was in Florida and she was with him as one of his "girlfriends" was filmed for the doc so that's what has a lot of people interested. The cops did actually check him out and like I said he's got a solid alibi. The cold hard reality is that sex workers go missing all the time and it's often speculated or implied that she had a substance abuse problem as well which further complicated it. There's also her 2 arrests for trespassing in the months before she disappeared.... I never found the full story on that but I did read she was known to be a bit of a loose cannon when she was drinking and speculation that it was maybe a DV situation arising from that. Just like from the outside looking in it seems like she lead a pretty wild life beyond the stuff with Teddy so there's a decent chance that he legitimately had nothing to do with the disappearance but obviously doesn't want all the shit about what could be interpreted as international sex trafficking and very fucking illegal rape porn production getting out.

My assessment from everything I read was that Teddy Hart is absolutely a dangerous scumbag and capable of killing someone... But I genuinely dont think Teddy Hart is capable of killing someone and not trying to use it for attention or otherwise somehow outing himself. I'm curious to see if the documentary sort of comes to the same conclusion. My best guess is we get some interviews of people saying "well he didn't kill her, but he might have introduced her to the people that did" or something to that effect.

Botchamania is the absolute best thing to watch while eating breakfast.

I'm getting into playing some old wrestling games on emulators again. I played through a championship storyline in no mercy yesterday but today I fired up Showdown - Legends of Wrestling for ps2 and despite getting dragged in the reviews it's not too bad. Really huge roster and the controls are a little clunky but kind of a hybrid between the 2k and THQ systems so I picked it up pretty quickly. I'm gonna try the story mode here in a bit.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 14, 2022, 08:15:17 AM
Anyone see Card Subject to Change? It has a whole documentary on Trent Acid.

I loved Wrestling With Shadows. The part with Stu Hart methodically making the student who made fun of him squeal while whispering play by play of how he’s stretching him always makes me laugh.

I really liked Timothy Thatcher’s sadistic Stu Hart gimmick in NXT.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 14, 2022, 04:58:31 PM
Anyone see Card Subject to Change? It has a whole documentary on Trent Acid.

I loved Wrestling With Shadows. The part with Stu Hart methodically making the student who made fun of him squeal while whispering play by play of how he’s stretching him always makes me laugh.

I really liked Timothy Thatcher’s sadistic Stu Hart gimmick in NXT.

I taped wrestling with shadows when it first aired on A&E and watched it all the time as a young teen. I do Stu Hart impressions to myself to this day and I think most of it goes back to that scene haha. It's the most fun voice to say absolutely rotten shit in. In one of the older OSW reviews they do the Bret vs Owen storyline and describe him as having "cold, dead eyes... like a shark" and the first time I heard that I lost it. Stu Hart stories are always fire too... The one about him making eggs for Dynamite Kid and scooping cat shit up with his spatula then going right back to cooking the eggs is the kind of pro wrestling insanity that keeps me coming back.

Thatcher is great. I see him as kind of a modern Malenko in that he doesn't really care about being a star so much as being a great wrestler and that's really admirable in a way. His match from OTT against Suzuki is one of my favorite indy matches.. The way murder grandpa instantly stops the Thatcher chant by glaring at the crowd is solid gold. Pretty good Kaze Ni Nare too.

https://youtu.be/qRQajztJQ5Q

I've watched some of the other cstc vids but not the Trent Acid one. Stuff about him and Louie and Axl Rotten kinda hits close to home for me so I'm not sure if I would want to. I distinctly remember when I was in my long term rehab program I read about Axl's struggles with heroin so I sent him this long message on Facebook about keeping his head up and not blaming himself and just keep working, it gets better and I'm doing it so can you etc. He never replied and I have no idea if he ever read it but I always liked Balls and Axl (I once paid $15 for ringside seats at a county fair just to watch Axl hit some local jobber with a chair) so it really hurt and deflated me when I found out he passed away, especially since it was not long after my girlfriend did. Sadly I've gotten a ton of practice at dealing with people I know or respect dying from opiate addiction since then, but I still don't really like kicking that hornets nest in my brain if I don't have to.

Super stoked to see the Portland episode of TFTT tomorrow. I even set an alarm on my phone. I think I'm more excited for this one than any since the premiere. I assume they'll do like piper/snuka/ventura segments but I hope they highlight the insanity that is Billy Jack Haynes in some way as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 16, 2022, 10:22:45 AM
ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!

It means I fell asleep 15 minutes into TFTT last night and I'll make it through about 30 minutes of Dynamite tonight! I always look forward to checking this thread on Thursday mornings to see what I missed.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 16, 2022, 01:15:52 PM
ITS WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!

It means I fell asleep 15 minutes into TFTT last night and I'll make it through about 30 minutes of Dynamite tonight! I always look forward to checking this thread on Thursday mornings to see what I missed.

Hahaha I'll try to do a recap but I've been falling asleep going into the second hour lately too. I usually just watch the Fite replay when I wake up at 4am.

TFTT was pretty good. It's worth rewatching, probably my 3rd favorite episode so far although next week is world class which I suspect will be a very strong episode. I hope you at least got to see Bushwacker Luke call Buddy Rose a pussy before you fell asleep. Basically everything with Luke and the Piper and Buddy stories were highlights for me. The one thing I noticed about this one was that it felt like they had to edit around some awkward parts of the conversation, like I feel like Princess Victoria probably went off on a couple tangents (especially about moolah) where they just wanted a line or two and had to try to work it into the story but it felt out of place. It's up on the vice site or watchwrestlingup if you get bored.

Actually looks like a decent card but very promo heavy, which makes sense since the PPV is this weekend. Main event has Sammy so I won't be watching that, but Death Triangle against Dante and Darius Martin and AR Fox is going to be a spotfest and Bandido vs Ethan Page could be really good. I have to think they're gonna put Bandido over considering he just beat Rush but this is Tony we're talking about so who knows. I just hope Bandido doesn't have to fix his mask after every move and bump this time because it quickly became one of those little things I couldn't stop noticing last match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 16, 2022, 11:41:30 PM
Regals turning on BCC, right?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 17, 2022, 05:14:54 AM
IG Post removed Atiba, what was it?

Not a bad go-home show. Thankfully they put sammy on first so I was able to go make something to eat during that match. Toni vs Anna Jay was pretty good, can't wait to see Hayter rip her head off at the PPV. Surprised they put Ethan Page over Bandido... I guess they're going to push him as the star of the firm?

Trios match was a little disappointing for me but AR Fox put on a show. Wouldn't be mad if they signed him, he'd be a great dude to park at Dailys place and have work with the young guys on dark. Afterwards Pac cut a rambling promo announcing the match with the elite for full gear. It seemed like the LB were kinda going easy during the match so I'm guessing that means they plan to go balls out at the PPV. I definitely don't want to miss that one.

Swerve beat Bowens in an ok match. Bowens isn't on his level yet and it showed, but he can sell and he's very sympathetic for the AEW audience so it works well enough with swerve's vicious heel style.

I realized when there was about 20 minutes left that there weren't going to be any more matches and the main event was MJFs promo. It didn't disappoint. Mox was pretty unbearable and fucked up the date of the PPV so that was nice. MJF got the first real pop of the night and gave yet another promo worthy of the "generational talent" label.

Not sure if they're going to turn Regal. Tony is doing some TNA level booking lately so I can't really predict what he's going to do haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 17, 2022, 06:20:13 AM
It was a photoshop of Cena’s upper half on someone skating
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 18, 2022, 01:02:48 PM
Hahahaha wonder why that was removed. Surprised Biebel hasn't tried wrestling yet. You'd think a juice head who loves attention would be all over something like that and skating is probably a pretty solid base, you definitely inherently learn body control and how to fall. He might be too dumb to actually work though.

Dynamite rating was brutal. That's what happens when you start it off with Sammy I guess. Wish Tony would finally listen to his audience and stop giving us the same tired bcc vs JAS, Moxley tough guy promo, token women's match and a flippy guy tag/trios match show every week. I guess he's all about the numbers and analytics so hopefully he finally responds now that they're in the shitter and the arenas have been half empty. He has 150+ people under contract and is paying 80% of them to sit at home and work indy dates for. Cornette is wrong about a lot of people but I'll be damned if Tony isn't doing a great job of making it look like he was right about him not understanding how to grow his audience. He did a good job of getting lapsed fans like myself into it but between the ROH shit and his indy booking he's never going to capture a mainstream audience the way WWE does. The shows have gone from feeling like NWO era wcw to feeling like TNA.

Hope he hard resets his strategy after the PPV. Get the belts on the elite and MJF. Get Wardlow and Hobbs into their own program with no ROH stink on it. Strip thunder Rosa and put Hayter and Britt in a blood feud for the belt. Stop booking joshis and flippy indy guys on Dynamite. Sammy needs to go away...give it at least 3 months to air out the room and then maybe try again. Stop letting Jericho book his own storylines, he's awesome but he's still Jericho and he's going to look out for himself and his buddies. I love Jericho when he's doing the gimmick matches and elevating guys like Eddie, but I don't want to see him win or even wrestle every single week. Get Ricky Starks back on TV. Finally do the bucks vs FTR for the title of "best tag team in the world", you can always make them split wins or do a broadway if you don't want to declare one the winner.

I'm really curious to see what the buy rate looks like for the PPV. I'm assuming it's going to be low which is a shame because MJF is going to make history one way or another. It's time to give the devil his due...


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 18, 2022, 01:46:53 PM
I was listening a meltzer clip on YouTube and he said this PPV is historically the lowest buy rate bc of the season and it being a Saturday.   I hope the WB deal starts soon bc it would only help AEW to show these for free on an app like WWE does
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 19, 2022, 08:58:55 PM
“There’ll be peace when you are gone.”

The shade thrown with that entrance theme.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 19, 2022, 09:27:42 PM
Well we all saw it coming but for once they did the right thing. Fell asleep through most of it but woke up just in time for the main. Will rewatch the rest eventually.

Max is actually better in the ring than most people give him credit for but I feel like a lot of it is kind of lost on a modern audience. The little things he does are so great, like the finger on the rope and the facial expressions. It all fits him soooo well. Those are the things that things that get people emotionally engaged (whether or not they realize it) so in the long term that's so much more valuable than all of the flashy moves and flips you can do. I legit fist pumped and started happy clapping when Regal slipped him the knucks. I don't do that during a Bandido match and that's the difference it makes.

Alright kid, you got the strap. Let's see if you can turn this bus around.

I'll recap the rest for you when I watch it SHAQUEEFA.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 19, 2022, 09:32:53 PM
“There’ll be peace when you are gone.”

The shade thrown with that entrance theme.

I like that they just let it play all the way through the first verse haha. Tony was like "ok you little shits I had to shell out a ton of money for this you're going to use as much of it as possible"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 19, 2022, 11:21:55 PM
I think the difference is that MJF matches are rare things, often only for PPVs, while someone like Bandidos got to go out every week and do stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 19, 2022, 11:57:27 PM
- Hungle Boy vs Luchasaurus was a great choice for an opener. Really impressed with how Luchasaurus has been working lately. Classic underdog baby face storytelling with JB getting a really nice old school crimson mask mixed with some modern high spots and creative flippy shit. They used the environment well and it had a bit of an attitude era cage match feel to it, so I was into it. That elbow was insane too, it looked like that was probably legitimately painful as hell to receive.

- Trios title match. Insane pop. Old AEW feel and truly 6 of the best wrestlers in the world. Just watch it, I can't even begin to recap all the spots. Nick Jackson and Fenix stood out as usual. I fucking LOVED the finish. Gotta love a good blue ball job.

- Nyla vs Jade. Did they have Marina Shafir dressed up like a cholo? What the fuck? Jade's a star. It was ugly as fuck but looked like a fight and Jade's presence is undeniable. Nyla did her job well, she looked like a threat and was a reasonable mountain to climb. Vickie is a human air raid siren.

- Skipped the 4 way. You know why.

- Britt vs Saraya. Hated the "oh I got hurt on the first bump after a long injury" spot they always do. Pretty boring and a little sloppy. They were definitely taking it a little easy, lots of holds and selling. Britt took the majority of the bumps after the neckbreaker spot. Dunno if it was ring rust or just a lack of chemistry but their timing wasn't there and the finish sucked.

- thick boy 3 way... WCW would have called it the stockyard match, 3 bulls in one pen! Hobbs is a specimen and he gets it. He has that Ron Simmons presence. Wardlow needs some new spots... I can only pop for the whisper in the wind so many times. It wasn't really his fault that his reign fizzled out, I'd say that was more the booking, but it was time to move on. I liked it, lots of beef on beef and Joe is a safe champ as long as he's healthy.

- Saggy slap nuts and Lethal vs Darby and Sting... I can't believe I watched Memphis 87 earlier today and now this and JJ was on both. They fucked up the camera on whatever ramp spot Darby did with his board (FA on indys? Didn't catch the graphic) and almost missed the guitar shot. Walk n brawl spot fest but half these dudes are AARP eligible. The Satnam stuff was pretty cool... Lots of creative shit you can only do with a giant. That coffin drop spot with Darby was wild. They might have something with Satnam.

Alright that's as much as I can do right now.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 20, 2022, 12:14:58 AM
I miss Wardlows turnbuckle knee finisher.   That thing looked like a killer and three power bombs don’t do much for me.   

Dude also has an amazing swanton
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 21, 2022, 01:45:25 PM
So I missed the PPV on Saturday night. Tried to watch the rewatch last night and fell asleep during the tag title match.

I watched some recaps so I'm caught up.

Here's what I thought:

- Cage match first was pretty sick.

- Great trios match but can they keep it fresh 7 fucking times? A best of 7 series? Really? Even the most passionate YB/Omega/DT fans could probably agree that is too much. Maybe Fenix will just go deeper down the heel rabbit hole each match and eventually him and PAC  turn on Penta? Not sure but I also am not sure how the Bucks and Omega are gonna be the top babyfaces with ole Don Callis as manager. Just doen't make sense.

- I pooped during nyla and Jade and at the end of it feel like I made the right call. Stolen belts? Mehhhhh

- 4-way match was actually really good with a great finish. No fuckery involved either which I actually liked. Jericho doing the     
   flying judas effect to Claudio while he was spinning Sammy around was a great visual.

- SAraya and Britt was about what was expected. I nice safe match to get her back in the swing of things, but I bet they run
  tag matches with TOni and Saraya v Hayter/Baker for a bit while Saraya gets her legs back.

- I enjoyed the meat fest, but Joe winning was the only outcome I didn't want. Put the younger guys over and you are still ROH TV champ. Why give him 2 belts if the goal is to eventually have a clear difference between the brands.

- I know I know, he's whack. But ole Double J actually had one of my favorite spots of the night hitting Darby with the guitar
   mid coffing drop. And Satnam catching him off the ladder was sick. Darby is starting to do the Hardy boys finger gun to
   the head thing when he about to do a gnarly spot and I think its a great tribute. And the Scorpion Death drop / Coffin drop
   combo to Satnam was pretty sick.

- Slept through the tag match but like what I read. Get SIOG away from each other.

- Time for that vacay MOX has very much earned. I like the guy, but his act just went stale. Come back with some new shit.
  BCC is dead without Regal and those dudes didn't seem like a great fit together anyway. I'm really glad the devil exposed
  himself.

So who goes after MJF first? I feel like MJF about to take us for a fucking ride and I am here for it.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 22, 2022, 09:03:50 PM
That double J guitar spot was probably third for me behind the satnam coffin drop off the ladder and the Machungle Boy elbow drop. The timing and way they shot it was perfect. The coffin drop/sdd combo on Satnam was something that I forgot to mention but I popped hard for that shit... Really I thought they used Satnam really well and even if the guy is never going to have 30 minute chain wrestling clinics I think this kind of thing is how to build him. You can't book the kind of physical presence he has so it's smart to highlight it with spots like that.

The swiog tag is exactly what put me out when it rewatched it hahaha. Not that I don't like the guys involved, but it was 3 hours into the show and felt like a Dynamite match more than a PPV blowoff so I didn't really care.

I know you are a connoisseur of cheeks so I will say Nyla and Jade is worth watching once you figure out that Jade isn't wearing green tights. I didn't realize it was body paint for a solid 5 minutes. Forget Stokely and the job squad, that thing is the real firm.

I feel like the 7 match trios series is a horrible idea and they're going to kill themselves both physically and heat wise. Feels like the old HBK or HHH vanity booking. Maybe 2/3 I could see, but 7 matches of slightly different spots and dives doesn't really interest me. I'm assuming the idea is slowly Penta and Fenix are going to turn to the dark side with the stupid little hammer when they fall behind or something but it's just meh to me. We've seen so many variations of this already and now you're just going to beat it into the ground for no good reason.

Britt and Saraya stunk, didn't need to happen, and makes the women's division even less exciting now that we have another former fed castaway well past their prime that Tony feels compelled to push because he spent a load of money on her. I don't even know if it was ring rust, it looked like they didn't even practice any of the spots except the neckbreaker and honestly I think the standard of work now might just be higher than she's capable of at this point. It took Tony almost 9 months to finally figure out that Jamie Hayter should be women's champ, let's see how long it takes him to figure out Paige shouldn't be, because you know his mark ass is going to put the belt on her.

Speaking of Hayter, that match with Toni was pretty good. They beat the shit out of each other and showed that chemistry I mentioned noticing when they were working together overseas. And then as if I wasn't already in love with Hayter enough, she shows up to the media scrum in a deathwish hoodie. Not sure if that means she's hanging with Darby behind the scenes or she just likes skate companies.

BCC was stale after a few weeks anyways and only worked because Regal is so good. I started to really hate that dumb elbow spot, it never looked good or believable to me. The less I have to see Wheeler Yuta squeak into a mic and try to dance or look cool, the better.

Curious who they put up against MJF too but it doesn't matter, he'll make them look good.

About to watch the world class TFTT. Looking forward to this one. One of my top 3 territories ever.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 22, 2022, 09:05:44 PM
It seems Starks and Kingston are on deck for Max


I love/hate TFTT because I love hearing these stories, but it’s just scratching the surface and I bet the best ones are ones they can’t tell on television.   

@Buttfart Rapedick have you ever read the Blood Red Means Dollar Green books?    I might be overselling it with this comparison, but think Game of Thrones but wjtb the NWA belts.    It’s no where near that level, but from what I remember it’s a crime story about the territories maneuvering on one another
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 22, 2022, 10:07:50 PM
Not read them but I will now that I know they exist. I actually haven't read any fiction in the last few years so it should be interesting. Added the first one to my amazon list.

Watching this TFTT episode is awesome. Chavo is good at this and what I like about it is you can really feel the camaraderie between these dudes. When they're talking about Kevin you can just hear and see the admiration they still have for him. He's still a step above mortal to them because they're from world class and he's a Von Erich. The freebirds stuff is so fucking wild haha... Imagine being at work one day and gigantic poofy headed Terry Gordy just smashes his way in and starts pissing on your floor.

For all the people who complain about the cage match being about getting out rather than keeping in, now you know who to blame haha.

The Manning story feels like something that could have only happened in the 80s.

Kevin Von Erich has been through so much more than any person should, and he still has this great attitude and perspective. He's a real life babyface.

Next week we get Crockett featuring James E. Cornette. Should be a blast.

Totally feel you about just scratching the surface Atiba.. That's why I spend so much time reading like wrestling with sin and old message board threads and blogs and listening to Cornette and shoot interviews and stuff like that. There's just so many crazy stories and it's such a different world than today's wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 22, 2022, 10:56:38 PM
The only wrestling bio I’ve read besides Have a Nice Day had a funny anecdote about the subject and his friend getting drunk and trying to find the Zodiac in SF near his purported hunting grounds.    Forget his name, will look it up
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 23, 2022, 04:54:17 AM
Maybe Wardlow gets a shot because he is one of the few in AEW that already has a clean win over MJF. That could be a good call back maybe for one fued and MJF cheats this time and gets the win back.

I feel like the only way MJF will stay heel is his cheating methods have to start getting gnarlier and gnarlier. Guarantee he gets the biggest pop when they announce him tonight, even though he cheated to beat their beloved jon moxley.


i did like in the match when he did the ironic babyface stuff it was great. Posing for the crowd. We are really witnessing one of the great ones in the beginning stages of a legendary run.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 23, 2022, 05:12:34 PM
Maybe Wardlow gets a shot because he is one of the few in AEW that already has a clean win over MJF. That could be a good call back maybe for one fued and MJF cheats this time and gets the win back.

I feel like the only way MJF will stay heel is his cheating methods have to start getting gnarlier and gnarlier. Guarantee he gets the biggest pop when they announce him tonight, even though he cheated to beat their beloved jon moxley.


i did like in the match when he did the ironic babyface stuff it was great. Posing for the crowd. We are really witnessing one of the great ones in the beginning stages of a legendary run.

I thought the same thing about the War Dong. He would be a great first feud, but they have to do it in a way that doesn't totally bury him.

I really hope they don't turn him until they absolutely have to. Let him be the Rock or Flair of this generation... You can cheer him all you want but he ain't gonna stop cheating.

Just started watching Dynamite. Regal is amazing and I hate the Chicago crowd. That's all I have so far.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 23, 2022, 08:10:11 PM
I love how muddled this whole CM Punk thing is.    It really seems like it’s learning towards a work and I’ve seen people suggest that maybe Punk will be the former ROH champ that dethrones Jericho (who recently trademarked Seltzer King - which seems Punky). 

Either way I’m fine, but I love seeing AEW rile up the wwe fans that whine about them
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 24, 2022, 06:16:19 AM
Holy fucking shit Jericho's chest getting hard wayed by Ishii chops is one of the more brutal things I've seen in modern wrestling. The match honestly kind of sucked until the 5 minutes and that spot went on way too long but man that visual of blood streaming down his chest is going to be in every promo video for the next year. I hope someone got a shot of blood spraying off like the sweat when Kobashi would do his chop battles.

Rest of the show was kinda meh. Trios match was decent, Fenix has the best balance and timing I've seen maybe ever.

They finally stripped Thunder Rosa, hopefully she just goes away now. Why won't they ever let Hayter talk live? She's not the best promo ever but she's at least coherent.

I know the live audience loves it but the scissor me stuff is getting beaten to death for me.

Didn't watch the Tay match because of sammy. Yes I'm that petty and not even Thigh Blue could stop it. It's like they want her to be cheered so badly they put the most likeable baby face female they had with her.

Starks is good but he's not a credible opponent for MJF yet so this better be one and done rather than a full program. Please no more tournaments and interim belts Tony. Everything is fairly cleaned up now, let's keep it that way.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 24, 2022, 09:00:10 AM
Interim thing for women was tough bc it happened right after they set the precedent with Punk and likely only did it bc it was punk.   T
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 25, 2022, 04:11:57 AM
Yeah I know but Tony seems like a mark for the whole lineal champion thing, so I worry he'll make the same mistake when the situation inevitably arises again.

Thankfully I don't think that's going to be an issue with the HW belt since MJF doesn't work a very risky style. I can definitely see it happening with the trios belts again though... I feel like it's kind of the same conundrum that new Japan was running into a few years back where it's really hard to work epic strong style matches consistently and stay healthy unless you're a mutant like Ospreay or Ibushi.

I feel like the belts are mostly on the right people now to really start to give them some credibility and prestige again. Not that there was anything wrong with Moxley, I just think a long MJF reign would make it special the same way Flair or even Punk did in their respective eras. They need to get rid of one of Joe's belts though. The ROH TV belt is kind of hilarious to me anyways considering they don't have a tv show anymore/yet.


I don't know if I buy the Punk stuff being a work. I think the bucks are just antagonistic enough to work a match like that and Tony is enough of a mark/pushover to let them do it. I don't think the constant sniping at WWE and mentioning guys like Cody and Punk is something they should be doing going forward. It comes off as cheap heat and a mild inferiority complex most of the time. Like I said the other day.. it strikes me as very TNA like.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 26, 2022, 06:57:27 PM
Might sound like a weird question, but I’m looking for someone to be a historical basis here:

Who was the best/coolest black wrestler of the late territory days (late 70s/early 80s)

Junk Yard Dog was who popped first into my mind but maybe that’s because I associate Ron Simmons with the Fed so much (I know about Doom).   Guys like Bearcat and Butch Reed I kinda have heard about recently, and Koko and Kamala seemed maybe too gimmick-based but this time period isn’t really my forte.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 26, 2022, 08:14:11 PM
Might sound like a weird question, but I’m looking for someone to be a historical basis here:

Who was the best/coolest black wrestler of the late territory days (late 70s/early 80s)

Junk Yard Dog was who popped first into my mind but maybe that’s because I associate Ron Simmons with the Fed so much (I know about Doom).   Guys like Bearcat and Butch Reed I kinda have heard about recently, and Koko and Kamala seemed maybe too gimmick-based but this time period isn’t really my forte.

Bad News Allen

Easily one of the most underrated WWF heels of the 80’s too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 26, 2022, 10:15:44 PM
Yes that’s who I was thinking of.  Kept getting it mixed up in my head with fucking PN News.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on November 26, 2022, 10:26:03 PM
In stampede he was prolly the best heel….WWF always made guys look like cornballs..

I never saw JYD pre-WWF but I suspect he was better.  I always thought the precursor to Butch Reed and Ron Simmons was Big Cat Ernie Ladd…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 27, 2022, 01:06:02 AM
In stampede he was prolly the best heel….WWF always made guys look like cornballs..

I never saw JYD pre-WWF but I suspect he was better.  I always thought the precursor to Butch Reed and Ron Simmons was Big Cat Ernie Ladd…

Oh that name sounds familiar.  I’ll look him up

Thanks guys!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 27, 2022, 03:03:10 AM
Ernie Ladd was one of the best talkers ever, half the dudes in the early 80s were basically just doing Ernie Ladd impressions but yeah for some reason he doesn't get a ton of love these days.

JYD was huuuge in his mid south run, but I don't know if if ever call him great. He was kind of like Honkey Tonk Man, loads of charisma but just barely competent at the actual wrestling part. Tony Atlas would be another name that falls into that category, but much less over than JYD was.

Pez Whatley was around forever and pretty good but never really a star.

Iceman King Parsons and Porkchop Cash were there during the glory days of JCP and were pretty over.

Going back even further, just for historical purposes Sweet Daddy Siki is notable for being flashy and cocky in an era where the black wrestlers were usually either brainless beasts when heel or docile white-washed baby faces.

Thunderbolt Patterson is another name to know, he was one of the first Black wrestlers to stand up for himself and speak out against the rampant racism in those days. Naturally, he was blacklisted to some extent for the rest of his career.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 27, 2022, 07:59:21 AM
Thank you so much you guys.  This is exactly what I was looking for.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 27, 2022, 09:54:49 AM
In stampede he was prolly the best heel….WWF always made guys look like cornballs..

I never saw JYD pre-WWF but I suspect he was better.  I always thought the precursor to Butch Reed and Ron Simmons was Big Cat Ernie Ladd…

Bad News Brown in the WWF was dope. I look at him as the first black heel to use psychology in an era where black wrestlers were lumped into pure brute force. Using the sewer rat to counteract Jake’s python was brilliant.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on November 27, 2022, 05:53:35 PM
I just wanted to take note that three separate territories of TFTT have stories of eyes getting slashed/snatched/popped out and the season isn’t even over yet.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 29, 2022, 02:08:12 AM
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In stampede he was prolly the best heel….WWF always made guys look like cornballs..

I never saw JYD pre-WWF but I suspect he was better.  I always thought the precursor to Butch Reed and Ron Simmons was Big Cat Ernie Ladd…
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Bad News Brown in the WWF was dope. I look at him as the first black heel to use psychology in an era where black wrestlers were lumped into pure brute force. Using the sewer rat to counteract Jake’s python was brilliant.

So quick story.. when I was like 9 we heard my neighbor shoot something in the alley behind our houses and since it was after dark my dad went out to see what was going on and I tagged along behind him. When we got out there he had a flashlight on the beast he'd slain and I was like "holy crap you killed a sewer rat!". The adults just looked at me like I was a dipshit and ignored me.

He shot a possum that was getting in his garbage cans. For several years of my life I thought possums were called "sewer rats" because of that angle. Didn't find out the truth until a really awkward conversation with my 8th grade science teacher.

Smackdown is coming to town in a couple weeks. My coworker said he wants to take his kid so maybe I'll tag along. I don't watch the show but live wrestling is always fun and I do like the SD roster better than the raw one.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 30, 2022, 04:32:05 PM
Goddamn that TFTT might have been the best one yet. They just need to give Cornette his own weekly hour show where he tells territory stories. His segment was great but the Crockett plane crash/Tim Woods story is maybe my favorite segment of the series so far. Also so glad they put the Skywalkers footage in, I always crack up at him screaming at Bubba. Wrestling was so much more fun when it was real.

Ricky Morton losing a marriage because Tully found Jesus and went on the 700 club and told a bunch of stories about the crazy old days, and then describing the situation as "no hot tag out of that" made me laugh way harder than it should have.

Glad they gave Baby Doll her due. She gets glossed over sometimes but those Carolina crowds always responded to her in a big way.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 01, 2022, 04:44:11 AM
The DEVIL.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 01, 2022, 04:58:29 AM
We forgot to mention the jobber beater himself Koko B. Ware in black wrestlers from the territories.

https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0 (https://youtu.be/0KmTdsLMyG0)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on December 01, 2022, 11:57:06 AM
Rocky Johnson too….
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 01, 2022, 12:36:00 PM
Rocky Johnson too….

Yeah I intentionally didn’t mention him bc he sucks as a human in a more public way than others
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 02, 2022, 09:42:27 PM
Darby v Samoa Joe makes a lot of sense
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Post by: Sativa Lung on December 03, 2022, 01:30:23 AM
Just watched Dynamite finally.

Hangman always gets such a genuine baby face pop. It kind of reminds me of like mid-90s Bret Hart. I absolutely lost it when Moxley tried to attack him and fell off the ramp. Can't wait to see the botchamania endings with that.

Kinda bored of Danielson matches at the moment. His style is better when you only see it every month or two for sure.

Joe vs AR Fox feels like it should have been on Rampage. I like AR and that over the top rope flip bump he does is cool but it isn't going to keep me tuning in.

Anna Jay still kinda sucks but Willow is pretty damn good. Surprised they put her over but I'm not complaining. Her gimmick needs work but in terms of being physical and believable in the ring she may actually already be one of the best girls they have.

What the fuck is going on with Regal? If he's done that's now the second or third time MJF has started a storyline and had it totally changed or ruined by something outside his control. Even as talented as he is, unless you have an actual compelling baby face to chase him it's just gonna be stale and boring after a while.

I'm already over the trios matches. That was the wrestling match equivalent of a lead guitarist playing a 25 minute solo... It comes off as really self serving and pointless. They just want to be told how good they are. I can only get excited about a flippy do, kip up sequence or false finish so many times.
Without a compelling story I'm ambivalent at best, and "will Fenix use the little shawshank redemption hammer?" is not a compelling story. Everything already feels same-y and we still have at least 2 more of these to go. Are they going to at least make one of them a gimmick match?

Overall it all still feels a little too TNA for my tastes. Just do fucking MJF vs Hangman and save this company before it's too late man.

Edit - forgot to mention that the ratings for this episode were putrid. They still haven't stopped the negative momentum and mediocre TV shows aren't gonna change that. The PPV was really good but you can only count on a fraction of your audience having actually watched it, so you need to bring some of that quality to Dynamite. MJF is great but just "we'll hear from MJF" isn't a reason to tune in and you had literally zero build to his big betrayal plus also kinda ruined revealing his custom belt by stuffing it under a more memorable moment. It just seems really sloppy or lazy, like they're just coming up with it the day of the show or a week out at most.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 03, 2022, 05:46:51 AM
I'm actually looking forward to seeing Samoa Joe do the walkaway dodge on one of Darby's dives.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 03, 2022, 09:54:21 AM
I'm actually looking forward to seeing Samoa Joe do the walkaway dodge on one of Darby's dives.

Did you see him vs AR Fox? He does it there but Fox somehow lands on his feet on a tope flip thing and then pump kicks him. It was my favorite spot of the match.

Joe vs Darby is a good Dynamite undercard match. I don't think too many people will tune in specifically for that, but it's a start. I could see them putting the TNT belt back on Darby just to give him a strap.

FTR vs acclaimed might be a good one too. I'm sure the ass boys will be involved somehow.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 03, 2022, 11:18:48 AM
Sami Zayn with The Bloodline is the best thing going in wrestling right now.

And he gets a bonus for his kickflip.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: quadcuff on December 03, 2022, 03:57:24 PM
looking for cody rhodes or rock to return at royal rumble, setting up wrestlemania
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 04, 2022, 05:08:42 PM
Getting plenty of JYD on the season finale Tuesday.    A Mid South ep!
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Post by: Sativa Lung on December 06, 2022, 02:00:44 PM
Getting plenty of JYD on the season finale Tuesday.    A Mid South ep!

I honestly wish they'd have Cornette on the panel for this one too but he doesn't like to leave his house these days so I doubt he was willing to do it. I'm sure they'll have at least one segment about him though.

Mid south circa 82-85 are some of the hottest, craziest crowds and some of the most believable dudes I've ever seen so I can't wait to see the panel for this. I'm sure there's going to be some absolutely batshit stories.

A little indy fun for today.... Strong ECW undercard vibes from this one

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Qddyne2tF2Y
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on December 07, 2022, 07:04:13 PM
I popped for Taz knowing proper skateboard part terminology
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 07, 2022, 07:05:21 PM
Starks can def hold his own on the mic.   That low blow timing was so funny
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 08, 2022, 06:22:33 PM
Really liked the passion from Starks but he rambled a bit and jumped around at various points. One of those promos that would be amazing to be in the crowd for, but on TV it felt like it was about 30 seconds too long. It'll come with time hopefully, but it was a bit noticeable when sandwiched between MJF and Joe's pretape, who are both incredibly eloquent. I cracked up at the dime store Dwayne line because that's exactly how I saw his old gimmick. There's definitely something there though, especially if he learns to focus it better and keeps building it into this firey baby face character.

The battle royale... Tony sure loves his gimmicks because he can't figure out how to book people into championship storylines huh? At least it wasn't a tournament this time I guess. I hate that they eliminated all the people who could realistically win it or the crowd would enjoy right away. Naturally I was begging for Dustin to win since he just announced that 2023 is going to be his last year and it would be a crime if he retires without at least one world title (black) reign.

Joe and Darby was pretty sick. Basically what I expected, I even felt the coffin drop into coquina clutch coming haha. Muscle buster on the trucks was nasty but at least it was cruiser wheels and those lovely cushiony soft indy bushings

And of course we're getting another mystery opponent match. He really is totally out of ideas isn't he? Please hire a booking team already.

The Regal thing was really cringe worthy. Yeah he totally taped an interview with a sappy message weeks ago just in case something happened! If he's leaving just write him off and don't talk about him anymore, don't try this stupid retcon "I swear we filmed this week's ago and not today" shit. You already got rid of him on camera twice, did we really need a fake interview to close that door?

Claudio VS Hager was decent but I'm not a huge fan of either guy. I don't really like superman booking unless it's a champion or super top dog, when midcard Claudio does it It feels kinda hokey to me.

They finally let Hayter talk, albeit not live, and it was good. Cocky little brit brat that can back it up, getting some light Chris Adam's vibes from her. Also I've never really noticed it before but that belt looks really good, it might be my favorite women's belt ever actually. Hayter looks great too.

Thigh Blue looks like she's been working out a little bit. Slightly less jiggling than usual, but I'm not complaining. Shes getting better in the ring too, she needs to come out of her shell a little but the connection with the fans is there and she's pretty smooth. Great selling and bump taking as well.

Main event I didn't really care about even though it's two decent teams. I do wonder how many dumb old wrasslin fans there are who hate the acclaimed for being "woke" though, so I guess FTR was an interesting opponent for that reason... Kind of an old school VS new school thing. Still didn't care though since there was no reason to be invested and both are babyface teams.

Pretty mixed bag overall. There was some decent stuff and in-ring was good but man their booking is still putrid and it's still hard to watch them make the same mistakes over and over again. It feels like they're scrambling week to week rather than moving through a planned progression right now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 09, 2022, 04:41:27 AM
I'm still trying to give Tony some time to grow into the role. He really is learning on the fly without a shred of wrestling experience. I read in an interview that when the company started he had a clear vision and already decided the first 4 champs would be Jericho, Mox, Omega, and Hangman with a clear idea on how to get to all those places. I feel like everything was good/great until the point CM Punk won the title. They had a lot of steam at that point and lost it all with Punk getting injured, coming back, winning the belt back, the media scrum fiasco, having to ditch what would have probably been a 6 month Punk/MJF fued also while not having a returning from injury Omega and Young Bucks. One PPV took 4 of your top guys off the card for months and obviously there was plans for them that had to be scrapped. So yes, it does look like a lot of on the fly booking, but dude has kinda been going through it with his roster. He may be to blame for some of that but it is what it is.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 09, 2022, 04:44:19 AM
Don’t forget punk got injured again on the 2nd title win so he would have been out for months again.   

He said on Wednesday that ROH is going to be de-emphasized after the PPV and will be announcing their tv deal.   

He’s also been dealing with his mom suffered a stroke or two at the time of all the punk drama to the present.   



As much as black and gold NXT got me into PW, HHH will always be the toady that ratted out Bret Hart at the Montreal Screwjob and the careerist who married the boss’s daughter and threw chyna to the curb.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 10, 2022, 01:35:52 AM
Pretty good Rampage!   I was seeing the Trent Seven rumors on-line, but I kept thinking about Best Friends Trent and couldn’t figure out what it meant, but he gave a solid match.   Wonder if Tyler Bate will come over.   NXT doesn’t seem to be using him
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on December 11, 2022, 01:34:49 PM
FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 11, 2022, 05:22:27 PM
FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.

The Briscoes are tag team royalty. Way better than any AEW tag team.

They’d fit well on the new HHH WWE.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 11, 2022, 06:56:26 PM
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FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.
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The Briscoes are tag team royalty. Way better than any AEW tag team.

They’d fit well on the new HHH WWE.

Getting milk sprayed on them?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 11, 2022, 07:10:28 PM
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FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.
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The Briscoes are tag team royalty. Way better than any AEW tag team.

They’d fit well on the new HHH WWE.
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Getting milk sprayed on them?

They’d pull it off. They’re always eating snacks in their promos.

They have a good combination of in-ring and character work.

Also, Otis’ character was meant for the milk spray hi-jinx.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 11, 2022, 07:50:14 PM
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FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.
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The Briscoes are tag team royalty. Way better than any AEW tag team.

They’d fit well on the new HHH WWE.
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Getting milk sprayed on them?
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They’d pull it off. They’re always eating snacks in their promos.

They have a good combination of in-ring and character work.

Also, Otis’ character was meant for the milk spray hi-jinx.

I don’t know.  You seem to have a much higher esteem of WWE than I do.   I think if HHH wanted them (or was able to use them) he would have when he was raiding ROH for NXT
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 12, 2022, 04:26:14 AM
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FTR and The Briscoes killed it again.
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The Briscoes are tag team royalty. Way better than any AEW tag team.

They’d fit well on the new HHH WWE.
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Getting milk sprayed on them?
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They’d pull it off. They’re always eating snacks in their promos.

They have a good combination of in-ring and character work.

Also, Otis’ character was meant for the milk spray hi-jinx.
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I don’t know.  You seem to have a much higher esteem of WWE than I do.   I think if HHH wanted them (or was able to use them) he would have when he was raiding ROH for NXT

I just think WWE is putting out an overall better product right now.

They’d fit the current WWE better now, but they definitely would have fit 2013-2018 NXT as well. They probably wouldn’t want to go anywhere too demanding. They’re family men who actually run a chicken farm.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 13, 2022, 03:45:58 AM
I'm still trying to give Tony some time to grow into the role. He really is learning on the fly without a shred of wrestling experience. I read in an interview that when the company started he had a clear vision and already decided the first 4 champs would be Jericho, Mox, Omega, and Hangman with a clear idea on how to get to all those places. I feel like everything was good/great until the point CM Punk won the title. They had a lot of steam at that point and lost it all with Punk getting injured, coming back, winning the belt back, the media scrum fiasco, having to ditch what would have probably been a 6 month Punk/MJF fued also while not having a returning from injury Omega and Young Bucks. One PPV took 4 of your top guys off the card for months and obviously there was plans for them that had to be scrapped. So yes, it does look like a lot of on the fly booking, but dude has kinda been going through it with his roster. He may be to blame for some of that but it is what it is.

I'd be a lot more forgiving if he didn't keep making the same mistakes over and over. I was hoping the PPV would be a good reset point but here we are right back to battle royals and mystery opponents and just all the hallmarks of being out of ideas. One step forward and 2 steps back. I give it a month tops before we get a "surprise announcement" or pointless new signing or new belt or something.

You're right that he's had absolutely terrible luck with his top stars leaving or getting hurt though the punk/elite thing is something he could have stepped in and fixed at any point but he was too busy marking out over punk. And the whole regal thing was kind of embarrassing but the sappy fake interview was the cherry on a shit cake.

I think a big part of the problem is he just doesn't have time to do all the things he wants to do but he's not willing to let anyone else do them for him. Even like 1-2 people to book the undercard while he concentrates on the main event and being the boss would be a better signing than the next guy wwe releases or indy darling that pops the crowd on dark. Outside of Kenny & the bucks the only person he seems to listen to is Jericho which is great if you're Jericho or one of his cronies, but not always the best thing for the product. Pretty much anything outside of the major belts feels like an afterthought to me most of the time and the undercard is just all over the place. It feels like there's either no one booking it or 50 people booking themselves but I'm not sure which it is.

MJF and Ricky should be a good build no matter what because they're both crazy talented. I'm a little worried about how the in-ring will turn out if they ask them to go 25-30 minutes but otherwise that should be a wide open slam dunk program. I think Ricky was the right opponent because the fans really wanted to cheer for MJF after he won and there weren't a lot of dudes they would boo him against.

I really hope everything settles and they can turn things around because last year and the first part of this year was some of the most fun I've had watching wrestling in a really long time. Its not a lost cause or terrible by any means, but it could be really good again with a few tweaks and some focus on the right things.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 14, 2022, 07:22:15 PM
DYNAMITE SPOILER

Rad for Yankee Osprey.  Wish I watched that live.   Still being vague, but I love when wrestling can surprise you and it’s seemingly within storyline for CJ
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 15, 2022, 08:15:03 AM
Got stoned and took notes for dynamite -

AEW paying for the roundball rock theme for the bucks is kinda hilarious. It's forever ruined for me by the SNL skit with Tim Robinson (who actually skates and has done some skate related comedy, including a commercial for a fake board company with Darby) though. I reflexively start singing "b-b-b-b-basketball" as soon as I hear it now. I wonder what the bill for the elites extra music rights this year is?

Holy fuck MJF is just on a different level. The old coach jacket and the scarf as a towel around the neck look got a huge pop out of me.

Jumping the acclaimed during their rap and then going straight into 2012 TNA mode with slapnuts might be the biggest "fuck you" to fans Tony could make right now. Not sure how I feel about that one. Jarrett is fine in small doses or if he's behind the scenes but like I said on his debut... He's a carny and Tony is a mark so he will 100% get himself on TV and likely end up holding a belt if he can.

Didn't get to the skip button fast enough and had to hear a Sammy promo. Is he trying to do some kind of shitty Italian gangster accent now? Just when I thought he couldn't be any more awful.

Hungle Boy and Big Bill is something I can get behind for sure. I like both of them and I'm curious to see what spots he can pull off with a 7 foot base. Do we eventually get Luchasaurus returning to save him?

Why is Brian Cage suddenly on every show? I'm not complaining, since he stopped doing all the lucha shit and just became a stiff powerhouse I've liked him more. Hes still stiff (in more than one way) and a bit wooden but he's working like a NJPW gaijin heel now.

Wheeler Yuta is the most unconvincing tough guy I've seen in a long time. I think he could be good with an actual character but this scrappy doo shit doesn't do anything for me.

Brody King is a fucking hoss. Love that dude. Sad he didn't get to actually wrestle. Nick Comoroto doesn't strike me as the kind of guy who would be unhappy about Julia spitting in his face, black mist or not.

Was that the first thigh blue promo? That's a push I can get behind. Please, please let me get behind that.

I'm so ready for the paranoid, washed up, lost his confidence Jericho character. This could be fucking gold. He's starting to look like shit again too, I wonder if he went off the juice specifically for this storyline.

Also couldn't help but notice that Aubrey looked like she got shot with Homer Simpson's makeup gun on the "whore" setting.

Skipped Tay and ruby.

Hangman with an amazing baby face promo. Literally.

Dustin is on rampage so I guess I'm watching rampage this week. I'd love to see him go full goldust and take danhausen under his wing for like a month.

Loved the proper introductions for the main. The champ looks fucking great, I feel like he put 15 pounds of muscle on while he was gone and 5 of it went to his ass.

Every time I watch an MJF match I'm so impressed with the little things. All the classic heel shit, the facials, the selling, the way he works the crowd. Beating people with a dick kick. He even had "pebble skipper" written on his elbow pad. That rope break spot was awesome, I've never seen that one before. Really dug it and I can't wait to hear all the dumbfuck marks whining about how he never wins clean... That's the point. I know another world champ who didn't win clean for about a decade, his name is Ric Flair. I think his run turned out OK.

Danielson next for MJF? I think I would have rather had Eddie first to give MJF a few more wins before having him vanquish someone who's supposed to be the best wrestler in the world. I sorta think it hurts BD more than it helps MJF.

Much better episode this week. Im actually excited to see where they go with the newest version of Jericho and with MJF's reign of terror.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 15, 2022, 10:02:06 AM
Just heard Cornette refer to something Darby did as a "Deathwish Bump" and I don't think he knows how good of a pun that is.

I've been listening to his stuff lately and even if you don't agree with him, he is funny as shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Uh Oh on December 15, 2022, 11:26:37 AM
He’s a grump but damn he is hilarious. He tears my college town a new one in this ancient video.

https://youtu.be/y-xBiFfJKOE
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 15, 2022, 12:43:00 PM
I’m really hoping the two Khans (Nick and Tony) open the forbidden door soon.

Also, Sasha Banks in NJPW should be 🔥.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 15, 2022, 02:37:31 PM
The Mandy Rose thing is kinda weird... It's not like she hasn't been posting pics of her bare ass for months now or anything. I think the real issue here is her getting Tino Sabatelli involved. No one wants to see Sabby naked.

And yes I'm a big Cornette fan. If you're not such a delicate flower of a mark to get offended when he rips your favorite wrestler then it's great. He's got a thousand great stories and 10x as many hilarious one-liners. And even though it pains me to admit it sometimes, he ends up being pretty on the money with a lot of his criticism.

Some of the best stuff is in the archives, especially if you love the territory stuff like I do. Last time I drove from St. Louis to Pittsburgh I listened to the entire Jim Ross omnibus and it made the drive so much better. His stories about being Watts' right hand man in the 70s and 80s are gold. Most of Corny's  stuff with Sean Oliver is great too.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AOS67-8Gbo

They're uploading the 1989 WCW time-line video with him tomorrow. If you haven't seen one, they go show by show for that company/year and tell stories or comment on the booking. It's fucking amazing if you're an obsessive old wrestling nerd, I always learn new stuff and find matches to look up.

Oh, almost forgot.... I know I've mentioned this before in relation to ECW but the internet archive is quickly becoming a go-to resource for me to find stuff. Just stumbled across this today when I was trying to find the MJF - Darby match from full gear last year.

https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22AEW+Wrestling%22&page=1
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 15, 2022, 11:06:17 PM
Just got tickets for PWGs battle of LA and hoping to go to Dynamite the Wednesday after that where Match 7 for the Trios belt could potentially happen in a ladder match.   

I hope they don’t get cute and not actually go to seven matches bc that could be an all-timer to see live
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on December 16, 2022, 12:28:33 PM
Got tickets to Dynamite in Winnipeg. Super pissed at ticketmaster for price gouging, but oh well I'm sure I'll forget about it well before the show in March
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 17, 2022, 04:17:57 PM
Got tickets to Dynamite in Winnipeg. Super pissed at ticketmaster for price gouging, but oh well I'm sure I'll forget about it well before the show in March

I probably told you this before but I got 5th row hard cam side for $110 the day before. For some reason they released a whole batch of like a hundred seats at 6am that morning and I guess the scalper bots had already moved on to something else. No clue if they regularly do that or I just got lucky but keep an eye out if you're interested in upgrading or just for future reference.

Rampage was a little meh. I don't know why but the crowd felt out of it compared to dynamite. Didn't watch the Sammy match, don't care if he bites Moxleys nutsack off on live TV.

FTR came out and gave a nothing promo where they went through the "boy golly I shure do love my family and wrasslin'" spiel they do every time they get anywhere near a mic. Not interested.

The main event was kind of sad. They had Dustin come out first so he didn't get the pop he deserved (even though they hyped it on commentary) and kip Sabian and Trent Seven with the butcher and the blade is the most "we just threw this match together" team I've seen since the territories stopped running two towns in a day. Kip Sabian wrestles like a ballet dancer and he might be the most unintimidating dude in the company. I think even Wheeler Yuta could beat him up. They had Dustin take the hot tag and do all his greatest hits and then even do a cannonball senton and then just did comedy spots that got a bigger pop than the poetry in motion that is Dustin wrestling. At least they let him get the win.

The new Dustin shirt is awesome. If it wasn't $30 before shipping I would probably buy one.

Oh @SHAQUEEFA, Britt wrestled and she looks like her back has shortened up by a few inches. It's not like MJF territory (after rewatching the Darby match from last year I think he might legit have put 20 pounds of muscle on) but she looks pretty good.

I watched part of this today and thought it was something you might dig if you haven't already seen it. They go over lots of stories from the first book (the best wrestling book ever written in my opinion) and man I found myself just falling in love with Mick all over again. That man should be president of the world. What a beautiful human being.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IehFNOIBnrIhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IehFNOIBnrI


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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 18, 2022, 05:51:27 PM
Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 18, 2022, 08:37:10 PM
Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.

I can’t imagine lesnar getting the workers belt.   That’d be so insulting that I would think Vince is back

Kevin Owens and Sami are definitely going to be the ones to take the tag belts off the usos.   Cody has a better chance of doing that than balor.   Isn’t he kind of overshadowed in his own group by rhea and dom?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 19, 2022, 12:22:45 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I can’t imagine lesnar getting the workers belt.   That’d be so insulting that I would think Vince is back

Kevin Owens and Sami are definitely going to be the ones to take the tag belts off the usos.   Cody has a better chance of doing that than balor.   Isn’t he kind of overshadowed in his own group by rhea and dom?


You would think that but he's the Edge of that group. Rhea Ripley & Dominick are going to break off at some point as this faction has been a waste. There is nothing interesting about it. They wanted it to be the Brood & that never would have happened. Apparently the whole "Demon" Balor is going to come to fruition.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 19, 2022, 12:26:56 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I can’t imagine lesnar getting the workers belt.   That’d be so insulting that I would think Vince is back

Kevin Owens and Sami are definitely going to be the ones to take the tag belts off the usos.   Cody has a better chance of doing that than balor.   Isn’t he kind of overshadowed in his own group by rhea and dom?
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You would think that but he's the Edge of that group. Rhea Ripley & Dominick are going to break off at some point as this faction has been a waste. There is nothing interesting about it. They wanted it to be the Brood & that never would have happened. Apparently the whole "Demon" Balor is going to come to fruition.

Right, but Balors too cold storyline-wise to be the One and he already resurrected the Demon to go against Roman and had that embarrassing ass finish.   

Scuttlebutt is Roman facing/retaining against  The Rock on night one of WM and then dropping to Cody - which is classic WWE booking - gotta still protect Roman a little even when he losee
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 19, 2022, 04:46:03 AM
Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.

I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 19, 2022, 08:37:03 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I can’t imagine lesnar getting the workers belt.   That’d be so insulting that I would think Vince is back

Kevin Owens and Sami are definitely going to be the ones to take the tag belts off the usos.   Cody has a better chance of doing that than balor.   Isn’t he kind of overshadowed in his own group by rhea and dom?
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You would think that but he's the Edge of that group. Rhea Ripley & Dominick are going to break off at some point as this faction has been a waste. There is nothing interesting about it. They wanted it to be the Brood & that never would have happened. Apparently the whole "Demon" Balor is going to come to fruition.
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Right, but Balors too cold storyline-wise to be the One and he already resurrected the Demon to go against Roman and had that embarrassing ass finish.   

Scuttlebutt is Roman facing/retaining against  The Rock on night one of WM and then dropping to Cody - which is classic WWE booking - gotta still protect Roman a little even when he losee

I hear you with Balor but I think they are going to give it a go again.

If your Cody theory is right, I’m thinking he’ll just win the Rumble & take it at Wrestlemania. Did you see the whole potential spoiler of The Rock have an Undisputed replica in his collection despite never winning it?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 19, 2022, 08:38:25 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.

I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 19, 2022, 08:46:25 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I can’t imagine lesnar getting the workers belt.   That’d be so insulting that I would think Vince is back

Kevin Owens and Sami are definitely going to be the ones to take the tag belts off the usos.   Cody has a better chance of doing that than balor.   Isn’t he kind of overshadowed in his own group by rhea and dom?
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You would think that but he's the Edge of that group. Rhea Ripley & Dominick are going to break off at some point as this faction has been a waste. There is nothing interesting about it. They wanted it to be the Brood & that never would have happened. Apparently the whole "Demon" Balor is going to come to fruition.
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Right, but Balors too cold storyline-wise to be the One and he already resurrected the Demon to go against Roman and had that embarrassing ass finish.   

Scuttlebutt is Roman facing/retaining against  The Rock on night one of WM and then dropping to Cody - which is classic WWE booking - gotta still protect Roman a little even when he losee
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I hear you with Balor but I think they are going to give it a go again.

If your Cody theory is right, I’m thinking he’ll just win the Rumble & take it at Wrestlemania. Did you see the whole potential spoiler of The Rock have an Undisputed replica in his collection despite never winning it?

RR makes sense, but my personal bet is a MITB match on Night 1.  They’re not doing those themed PPvs anymore and they love to do things that invalidate the specialness of a Royal Rumble win


I think they will build Balor back up for sure, I just don’t think he’ll be taking any belts off Roman.   He’ll be in a good position to go against the guy who does
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 21, 2022, 12:31:16 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
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I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder.

I liked him in TNA, but that also means he's still got a bit of TNA stink on him hahaha. Since I like euro indy shit sometimes I was briefly into Grado and he had a so-bad-it's-good program with him a few years back when Grado had his TNA run. It was one of those things that made sure ill forever have a soft spot for him but also probably never be able to really take him seriously haha.

I mostly just watch wwe highlights because I honestly don't really enjoy like the vast majority of the fed product these days and there is no group of fans as consistently infuriatingly stupid as WWE fans. They've somehow turned Mandy Rose taking some shitty shower pics where you can't even see her nips into "she made hardcore porn". I've legit seen more explicit pics in rolling stone. When did mainstream wrestling fans get so fucking soft?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 21, 2022, 03:04:12 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
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I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder.
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I liked him in TNA, but that also means he's still got a bit of TNA stink on him hahaha. Since I like euro indy shit sometimes I was briefly into Grado and he had a so-bad-it's-good program with him a few years back when Grado had his TNA run. It was one of those things that made sure ill forever have a soft spot for him but also probably never be able to really take him seriously haha.

I mostly just watch wwe highlights because I honestly don't really enjoy like the vast majority of the fed product these days and there is no group of fans as consistently infuriatingly stupid as WWE fans. They've somehow turned Mandy Rose taking some shitty shower pics where you can't even see her nips into "she made hardcore porn". I've legit seen more explicit pics in rolling stone. When did mainstream wrestling fans get so fucking soft?

Oh I thought I heard she was having sex with her husband in the shower in one of them or whatever.    She’s apparently made half a million since then, so it all worked out?

Are they soft or just latently anti-women?    They just want women sexualized to the degree that Vince demands it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 21, 2022, 04:22:28 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
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I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder.
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I liked him in TNA, but that also means he's still got a bit of TNA stink on him hahaha. Since I like euro indy shit sometimes I was briefly into Grado and he had a so-bad-it's-good program with him a few years back when Grado had his TNA run. It was one of those things that made sure ill forever have a soft spot for him but also probably never be able to really take him seriously haha.

I mostly just watch wwe highlights because I honestly don't really enjoy like the vast majority of the fed product these days and there is no group of fans as consistently infuriatingly stupid as WWE fans. They've somehow turned Mandy Rose taking some shitty shower pics where you can't even see her nips into "she made hardcore porn". I've legit seen more explicit pics in rolling stone. When did mainstream wrestling fans get so fucking soft?
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Oh I thought I heard she was having sex with her husband in the shower in one of them or whatever.    She’s apparently made half a million since then, so it all worked out?

Are they soft or just latently anti-women?    They just want women sexualized to the degree that Vince demands it

Her entire NXT (when it was a reality show) class belongs in the fall from grace thread. Velveteen Dream was a star in the making, but had to go and be a pedo creep.

We’d need to see what was in her contract. It could be that WWE owns your entire likeness, which would make any form of influencer income a breach of contract unless you handed it over to WWE like Up Up Down Down.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on December 21, 2022, 10:39:08 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
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I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder.
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I liked him in TNA, but that also means he's still got a bit of TNA stink on him hahaha. Since I like euro indy shit sometimes I was briefly into Grado and he had a so-bad-it's-good program with him a few years back when Grado had his TNA run. It was one of those things that made sure ill forever have a soft spot for him but also probably never be able to really take him seriously haha.

I mostly just watch wwe highlights because I honestly don't really enjoy like the vast majority of the fed product these days and there is no group of fans as consistently infuriatingly stupid as WWE fans. They've somehow turned Mandy Rose taking some shitty shower pics where you can't even see her nips into "she made hardcore porn". I've legit seen more explicit pics in rolling stone. When did mainstream wrestling fans get so fucking soft?
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Oh I thought I heard she was having sex with her husband in the shower in one of them or whatever.    She’s apparently made half a million since then, so it all worked out?

Are they soft or just latently anti-women?    They just want women sexualized to the degree that Vince demands it

Yeah that's because as usual the vast majority of the fan base is talking out their ass about something they've never even seen.

Obviously I can't post them here, but the set she got fired for contained 6 shower photos, 3 color and 3 B&W. In all of them they're shot from a side angle and doing the old softcore strategic pose with the guy holding the girls boobs from behind. You can't even see a nipple. She also posted a 10 second clip of her grinding on his lap in her underwear where you, again, can't see anything. Somehow that got conflated by Twitter and reddit fans into her doing a full on 20 minute hardcore shower scene.

So essentially you have a bunch of people giving hot takes about something they're objectively incorrect about despite the fact that literally 30 seconds of googling could reveal the truth. It's shit like that which makes me just not want to be associated with "wrestling fans" in any way. I just want to watch dudes with crazy personalities pretend to fight... I don't need all the drama.

Edit - Just to clarify, I don't really care if the fed fired her for having an OF. They're well within their rights and she signed the contract, so if she didn't know then she should have. I just think this sudden outrage based on misinformation is so stupid. She was posting racier stuff than that for months, including ones where you actually can see the goods. The only people that have come off looking bad to me here are the fans who made a big deal about it.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 21, 2022, 11:25:50 AM
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Excited for the Royal Rumble. Also was reading that Lesnar may get an intercontinental championship run; big Lesnar fan, was since he debuted when I was 11, but I did want to see them do more with Gunther. Here’s to hoping.

Curious to see what they do with Kevin Owens. Supposedly he’s the next big thing although there’s rumblings of Balor being the ONE.

Let me add that I want to see more LA Knight & MJF has some of the best mic skills right now.

I hope you all have Peacock & enjoy the WWE channel as much as I do.
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I quit paying for WWE content after crown jewel left a bad taste in my mouth. I don't feel bad about stealing from them. I do miss the HD territory libraries but you can find most of it elsewhere if you look around a bit.

Lesnar IC run could be fun if it's just happy farmer brock doing stupid shit. I'd watch that.

I can't call him Gunther. I'm sorry. It's too cliche in the "this is what a stupid American thinks Germans are" way and he's been Walter to me since I first saw him in PWG. I don't understand why he needed a new name. I love him though and I want to see him beat the fuck out of all their big hosses.

I like LA knight but I don't think he's a main eventer and being involved in Bray's spirit halloween showcase isn't doing him many favors. That shit got real hokey real fast. His fed name always reminds me of 90s shoe companies LA gear and British Knights, I wonder if that's intentional.

MJF is indeed the best talker in the game right now and he's very quickly moving up the ranks all time. In my lifetime the only guy that was as consistently money was Rocky. He definitely gets what this is supposed to be in the ring too, though I do think it's somewhat lost on the part of the AEW audience who seem to just want flips and comedy spots. The ab stretch and rope break sequences in his win over Starks last week got more of a reaction out of me all of the dives to the outside from the rest of the show combined. The physical storytelling was just as compelling as the promos they cut leading up to it.
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I just see potential in LA Knight. Almost like a better Mr. Kennedy or maybe just a heavy, high end midcarder.
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I liked him in TNA, but that also means he's still got a bit of TNA stink on him hahaha. Since I like euro indy shit sometimes I was briefly into Grado and he had a so-bad-it's-good program with him a few years back when Grado had his TNA run. It was one of those things that made sure ill forever have a soft spot for him but also probably never be able to really take him seriously haha.

I mostly just watch wwe highlights because I honestly don't really enjoy like the vast majority of the fed product these days and there is no group of fans as consistently infuriatingly stupid as WWE fans. They've somehow turned Mandy Rose taking some shitty shower pics where you can't even see her nips into "she made hardcore porn". I've legit seen more explicit pics in rolling stone. When did mainstream wrestling fans get so fucking soft?
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Oh I thought I heard she was having sex with her husband in the shower in one of them or whatever.    She’s apparently made half a million since then, so it all worked out?

Are they soft or just latently anti-women?    They just want women sexualized to the degree that Vince demands it
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Yeah that's because as usual the vast majority of the fan base is talking out their ass about something they've never even seen.

Obviously I can't post them here, but the set she got fired for contained 6 shower photos, 3 color and 3 B&W. In all of them they're shot from a side angle and doing the old softcore strategic pose with the guy holding the girls boobs from behind. You can't even see a nipple. She also posted a 10 second clip of her grinding on his lap in her underwear where you, again, can't see anything. Somehow that got conflated by Twitter and reddit fans into her doing a full on 20 minute hardcore shower scene.

So essentially you have a bunch of people giving hot takes about something they're objectively incorrect about despite the fact that literally 30 seconds of googling could reveal the truth. It's shit like that which makes me just not want to be associated with "wrestling fans" in any way. I just want to watch dudes with crazy personalities pretend to fight... I don't need all the drama.

Edit - Just to clarify, I don't really care if the fed fired her for having an OF. They're well within their rights and she signed the contract, so if she didn't know then she should have. I just think this sudden outrage based on misinformation is so stupid. She was posting racier stuff than that for months, including ones where you actually can see the goods. The only people that have come off looking bad to me here are the fans who made a big deal about it.

I haven't dove into much of this but am aware of the matter. It really falls under the WWE's (weak) attempt to clean things up & establish some type of standard although we all know that is impossible as many of the talent that draws the fans & money would be gone. It's a tip of the iceberg scenario but I am assuming you gents watched this....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGgYahBuZi4


While we are on the topic of female wrestlers, I just want to highlight that Ronda Rousey rules.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 21, 2022, 02:56:48 PM
Explain the Ronda love
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 23, 2022, 06:18:40 AM
So we have Rick Ross leading a faction with Swerve? That could be cool if those other two guys weren't total bozos.

That whole segment was awkward and the two guys couldn't even look like they were overpowering Keith Lee.

i almost fell out my chair when Stokely called Danielson a "raggety bitch"

THE WIZARD IS BACK! MORE FIREBALLS! YES!

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 23, 2022, 11:53:05 AM
I actually like Ronda in the ring for the most part, it's just everything else that makes me wince. I don't like all the other bland shoot fighter girls like Shayna Baszler and Layla Hirsch and all the indy chicks doing that. If I see a spandex tank top, pony tail, and a mouth guard I instantly check out.

Dynamite -

Why the heck are we pushing Action Andretti when Miro is sitting at home playing with his mighty Bulgarian balls. Didn't watch the JAS segment since Sammy was on screen, but I guess starks is the new feud?

Trios match... Well the first spot was one they've already done much better in this series. Even with the comedy shit and weapons it still felt kinda same-y but I did enjoy the attitude Era TLC style cluster fuck spots. Penta is maybe my favorite wrestler right now and I popped for all the tree stuff. Why wait til after the match to blade?

MJF brings the heat yet again. It's easy to take for granted because he does it every week, but man what a talent.

Danielson... Dude please stop talking about Regal. This is like in high school when your buddy won't shut up about his girlfriend who left him for the captain of the football team. That whole segment was pretty stupid. And I don't think anyone cares about Ethan Page let alone wants to watch him wrestle the supposed best wrestler in the world.

Oh God another fucking battle royal?

Moxley. His promos are all the same thing. Rahhhh I'm tough and you aren't rahhhh Im such a badasss raahhhh I respect you but I'm gonna injure you rahhhh. I just tune him out.

Why do they have Shida say "women's" in every promo when she clearly can't pronounce it. Just teach her to say something else so I don't have to feel bad when I laugh at how she says it.

FTR vs the Ass boys.. Wasn't this supposed to be a feud? The little Gunn is borderline taking the piss with his selling. It's like Ziggler levels of over the top sometimes. He's a good shit disturbed, kinda has a Brian Christopher vibe to him. The tall one is pretty good though, he's pretty smooth and does the little stuff really well. His timing is good, he feeds well, he sells without going over the top, I like what I see from these kids.

The acclaimed vs TNA is something I could not care less about.

What the fuck was that Rick Ross segment. That was really, really bad. Parker Boudreaux? What a popcorn fart. Just... just.. I don't even have a word for how awkward watching that made me feel.

Shida vs Hayter ruled. I want Hayter to be champion forever and just go down in history as the most dominant women's champ since Moolah. She's definitely capable of carrying the division. That stiff as hell roll through powerbomb was amazing and her emotion and facials are off the charts. Thigh blue is the kind of girl you have a fling with but Hayter is marriage material. I could have done without the afterbirth with Paige who has apparently forgotten how to get into a ring, but the match itself was even better than the Toni - Hayter match from the ppv. Definitely worth a watch it if you missed it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 28, 2022, 04:45:12 AM
Who’s worse, Damian Priest or Sammy Guevara?
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Post by: Sativa Lung on December 29, 2022, 02:46:01 AM
Who’s worse, Damian Priest or Sammy Guevara?

Nothing is worse than Sammy. I have turned the stream off so many times because he was on screen. Priest isn't great but hes at least passable in the ring. I kinda liked Punishment Martinez actually, but never really watched that much ROH

Just watched Dark... They had Brock Anderson on and he actually cut an OK promo, but then he had a match with the coldest crowd ive seen in ages. It's weird, he wrestles likes a poorly programmed video game NPC... There's like individual pieces that you can tell he's practiced a bunch and does really well but then as soon as there's a transition or his opponent is selling he just like drops his arms to his side and gets a blank look until he gets the signal for the next spot. There might be something there but it's a long ways off.

They also had the Hughes twins (d-von dudley's kids) on and wooo boy did they stink. They had them job to the workhorsemen and they had some incredibly ugly and sloppy spots with jd drakes fat ass. I'm actually surprised they didn't edit around it.

Bear Country has a gimmick change and it's even stupider than the last one. Now theyre "Iron Savages" and look like a shitty retribution knockoff with leather vests and weird half masks. Boulder is still fucking gigantic...they need to figure out a way to make him like a ginger Keith Lee or something. He's too big and strong to be tagging with AEW's Tucker. Just let him pounce dudes and throw cruiserweights 10 feet in the air like they did with Lee early on and he could be a midcard monster heel.

They also let AR Fox get a win. The AEW fan base seems to have taken a real liking to him despite him never even getting a promo. He's great at flashy flippy shit but his basics are solid too, which makes sense considering he's a fairly well respected trainer. If the roster wasn't so bloated I would probably say he should be a good opening match kinda guy but it's hard to get excited about yet another skinny indy dude. That being said, I do go back and watch his hell of war match with Killshot (Swerve) from LU at least twice a year. That match really reminded me that death match wrestling doesn't have to be a bunch of weirdos publicly cutting themselves for attention, if you use the weapons somewhat logically and to add to the tension of the match itself then it can be super engaging.

Didn't watch Dynamite yet. I'm downloading it now but I have a meeting at 9am so I'm waiting until after that to watch it
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 29, 2022, 08:02:06 AM
AR Fox has been teaming with Top Flight lately.   They had a decently big win last week winning that battle royale
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on December 29, 2022, 02:31:36 PM
Man Kip Sabian is bad. It's not even the fact that he wears more eyeliner than his wife or his in ring style can best be described as "prancing around", overall he just has that bad campy overacting style that screams NXT reject.

Is Hook the most protected wrestler in a major company right now? I'm guessing they'll have him tag with Hungle Boy and keep his segments short the next time we see him wrestle. I think putting him with Big Bill who's obviously trained in that highly scripted spot to spot style is a smart move too.

Swerve is great. Parker Boudreaux and Roid Raff are not.

Almost fell asleep during the trios match. Fenix is fucking amazing haha. The set dive was great but the sell of the v trigger immediately after was even better. The rest of it felt kind of repetitive and predictable. The locomotion northern lights always looks hokey to begin with but then they insist on making it a superman spot. Blehh.

Here's a sentence I never thought I'd construct... That Jeff Jarrett diss track was kind of fire. Some pretty witty stuff in there, the Lethal stuff got a nice wince and chuckle out of me. I popped for Taz describing it as "snug" as well haha

Anna and Tay suck and their sloppy pillow fight garbage could not be saved by Willow. I had to laugh at the people in the crowd constantly streaming to the bathroom during that one. Deathly quiet any time Anna and Tay were on offense. Ruby seems to have sloppy spots and awkward timing every time I watch her. She kind of sucks too.

Wardlow vs Joe was kinda dumb but Joe is so good it doesn't matter. I sometimes forget that he's actually one of the best promos in the world. Also has to be the best kickout artist still wrestling today. Wardlows selling the leg was... Inconsistent? I'm not sure what it was, but it came off kind of weird. A for effort though. Decent little episode of beef on beef violence

Joe slowly turning into Shrek needs to be a storyline in 2023.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 29, 2022, 03:08:59 PM
I didn't fall asleep! I made it through a whole episode. Lets go!

Mostly agree with you Mr. Rapedick.

BD and Ethan Page had a pretty good match even though I just don't like BD that much. I was like "Why is stokely wearing a hat?" Then I remembered the insult from last week and that was pretty funny. Stokely is great.

The Acclaimed diss track was awesome. I need to listen to that again. The disses were coming pretty fast.

Willow is gonna need to snap one day and be a monster heel. She should be mowing over these tiny little girls. The ass girls aren't getting much better at wrestling and they don't do the ass clap for their entrance anymore. WHACK!

I liked Joe vs. Wardlow. You are probably right with the inconsistent selling of the knee, but he sold it for the finish when it mattered. Darby at the end was sick.

Jericho's backstage promo was good and it is exactly what WWe is lacking right now. None of those dudes can carry a story with just their words.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 29, 2022, 03:20:56 PM
Romans gotta be more protected.   Even when they finally take the belt off of him, they will have an excuse baked in like he wrestled both nights of Wrestlemania or something like that.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 29, 2022, 03:23:47 PM
Also,

Those dudes with Swerve are the fucking worst. They had no clue what to do and how to give a proper ass whooping. Keith had to do a lot of work to look good geting beat up. These dudes were clueless.

Hungle Hook is pretty tight. Yes, they protect Hook, but I like him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on December 30, 2022, 12:15:47 PM
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/former-tnaimpact-announcer-don-west-passes-away


RIP Don West
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 30, 2022, 06:41:14 PM
14 time champ Charlotte Flair heard us talking about protected wrestlers
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on December 30, 2022, 07:00:57 PM
hey yo found a nice merch site
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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on December 30, 2022, 07:40:28 PM
hey yo found a nice merch site
stashpages.us

Looks like I’ll be spending $60 on a teddy bear Sabu when I get paid.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: franquietits on December 30, 2022, 10:53:44 PM
Haven't consistently been following wrasslin' at all in recent time, but I still enjoy good promo work. I saw this Drew Vs Owens bit from a few months ago that was classic! Two competing viewpoints of self-worth, segueing into a match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MChrD08gE2M

I've heard people say that wwe got better after Vince left, but not so sure how true that is.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 30, 2022, 11:04:27 PM
Haven't consistently been following wrasslin' at all in recent time, but I still enjoy good promo work. I saw this Drew Vs Owens bit from a few months ago that was classic! Two competing viewpoints of self-worth, segueing into a match.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MChrD08gE2M

I've heard people say that wwe got better after Vince left, but not so sure how true that is.

It’d be hard to get worse
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Post by: Sativa Lung on December 31, 2022, 11:59:19 PM
https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/former-tnaimpact-announcer-don-west-passes-away


RIP Don West


Aww that sucks. I always liked DW. He wasn't what I would call great in the classic sense like JR or Solie, but he was great at being the enthusiastic and irreverent guy that adds some personality to a booth. Kinda like what Tony does for AEW now. I didn't watch a ton of TNA but when I did I always thought Tenay and DW were quite sharp. Bringing in Don might have been the best thing Russo ever did for TNA now that I think about it.

Currently watching some classic Florida Sullivan stuff. Some YouTube hero uploaded like 4 hours of video showing his entire prince of darkness storyline. Nancy was SO fucking hot back then and young Luna was amazing too. The promos are the funniest shit too.. This 5'6" muscle head with a thick New England accent babbling about cosmic cookies and hypnosis while everyone around him acts like they've lost their mind.

Same guy uploaded a bunch of other good stuff I need to watch too... A wwc Abdullah tape, the NWA/CWF battle of the belts shows, he's even got a British best of ITV wrestling. I love finding little caches of footage like this. Haven't watched Rampage yet this week but I'm thinking I probably will in a few hours here.

Haven't consistently been following wrasslin' at all in recent time, but I still enjoy good promo work. I saw this Drew Vs Owens bit from a few months ago that was classic! Two competing viewpoints of self-worth, segueing into a match.


@franquietits Have you seen any AEW stuff? If you like good promos they have a dude named MJF who is genuinely the best promo I've seen since the rock. He doesn't miss. Every time he's on screen he steals the show and he's awesome at being a classic cocky scumbag heel but there's also some depth to his character. He had a program with CM punk a little over a year ago that was what got me fully back into wrestling and it was mostly the promos at first, but then they had an awesome dog collar match that I went nuts for. If you get bored and have half an hour to spare check this video out, it's extremely well edited and gives a good summary of a very well executed storyline.

https://youtu.be/7CbZQpmacJI

This lead into a pretty crazy year that I won't even get into right now, but it ultimately ended with MJF winning the belt and he's currently in the midst of his first reign of terror. The rest of the show is hit and miss but when it hits its really good, strong influences from the Monday night wars.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2023, 02:11:54 AM
Share that Kevin Sullivan link.   


Have been scouring for a Hogan promo from a locally aired Snake Pit segment where he brings up how good Iran Contra was in a promo to sell a match against Killer Khan.    The only tweet I found talking about was from May and the video is dead.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 01, 2023, 04:56:49 AM
Here's the whole channel -

https://www.youtube.com/@TellemHawk/videos

Theres a bunch of good shit and a lot of it is compilations and full cards. It's an old channel of a bunch of VHS rips so it's not like network HD but it's pretty good quality for the most part.

The Sullivan stuff is great. I watched all of part one and part of part 2 last night and also skimmed a few other ones. There is a must-watch interview piece about Cornette from the old days, The abdullah tape is super campy but it has a bunch of good footage of the old bloody Caribbean matches I'd only ever seen photos of in the magazines when I was little, and they even somehow have footage of a rinky dink 1988 NWA house show in Johnstown PA (right outside Pittsburgh).

I'll keep an eye out for the Hogan thing. Do you have any idea of a location or date? Also are you still going to Dynamite in LA? The only thing scheduled this week that I actually want to see is Swerve vs AR Fox, so I think they're going to set some stories up for the socal show.

Ps - if any of you guys are interested in older stuff I have a bunch of other channels bookmarked too...just let me know what territory or wrestler you wanna see. YouTube is great but dailymotion and archive have some of the harder to find stuff.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2023, 08:35:32 AM
Here's the whole channel -

https://www.youtube.com/@TellemHawk/videos

Theres a bunch of good shit and a lot of it is compilations and full cards. It's an old channel of a bunch of VHS rips so it's not like network HD but it's pretty good quality for the most part.

The Sullivan stuff is great. I watched all of part one and part of part 2 last night and also skimmed a few other ones. There is a must-watch interview piece about Cornette from the old days, The abdullah tape is super campy but it has a bunch of good footage of the old bloody Caribbean matches I'd only ever seen photos of in the magazines when I was little, and they even somehow have footage of a rinky dink 1988 NWA house show in Johnstown PA (right outside Pittsburgh).

I'll keep an eye out for the Hogan thing. Do you have any idea of a location or date? Also are you still going to Dynamite in LA? The only thing scheduled this week that I actually want to see is Swerve vs AR Fox, so I think they're going to set some stories up for the socal show.

Ps - if any of you guys are interested in older stuff I have a bunch of other channels bookmarked too...just let me know what territory or wrestler you wanna see. YouTube is great but dailymotion and archive have some of the harder to find stuff.


Not sure if I’m going to Dynamite yet.   I have tickets for Battle of Los angeles, just gotta convince my friend who can get tickets to do both


Re Hogan.   I think he only had one program with Killer Khan.   At 12:30 is the Snake Pit part

[url]http://youtu.be/8tFTLJabeqs] (http://[/url) if I’m going to Dynamite yet.   I have tickets for Battle of Los angeles, just gotta convince my friend who can get tickets to do both


Re Hogan.   I think he only had one program with Killer Khan.   At 12:30 is the Snake Pit part

http://youtu.be/8tFTLJabeqs

https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1525515208327823362 (https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/1525515208327823362)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 01, 2023, 11:35:24 AM
Sasha Banks is officially a free agent. They really dropped the ball with her in the end. She had a big following and can put on fantastic matches with anybody. Her NJPW match is going to show WWE what they let go.

Pour one out in memory of her Sailor Moon outfit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 01, 2023, 04:31:05 PM
Explain the Ronda love

She looks solid in the ring & she owns being the “baddest”, not to take any limelight from the EST, Bianca. Ronda reminds me of a female Kurt Angle but boisterous. I’ve always admired wrestlers that can also be top notch outside of the ring then come in & do it well i.e Ronda, Kurt, Brock, etc.

Ronda is top notch.

Let’s also discuss the ball dropped on never pushing Shelton Benjamin since I see there are real wrestling lovers here.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 01, 2023, 04:35:24 PM
14 time champ Charlotte Flair heard us talking about protected wrestlers


Her coming back & pinning Rousey was utter garbage.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2023, 04:48:28 PM
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Her coming back & pinning Rousey was utter garbage.

I mean, I hate the way WwE does surprise title changes, but you might be the only one I’ve heard that has been enjoying what Ronda’s been doing in the ring.  Not trying to knock what you like, but I think they were trying to fix something that wasn’t working for fans.   
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Post by: Sativa Lung on January 01, 2023, 05:41:56 PM
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I loved when Animal would say "Tell em, Hawk!"
Does anyone know of old videos where the guys would throw fire? Ronnie Garvin got burnt i remember. Ricky Morton, maybe? NWA/WCW had a lot of wild stuff before wrestling turned glam.

Here's the Garvin one, with the famous Jimmy Jam charging into the heel locker room part after and a slo mo replay. Cornette tells a bunch of stories about this on his podcasts, including how he had to redo a promo he was taping because he said that Garvin "went up like the Challenger!".

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EhCjvwRKvAw

The Sheik (the original one, Sabu's uncle) threw fire in damn near every match he was in. The fucked up part is he only occasionally let his opponents know it was coming.

The other famous fireball user was Jerry Lawler. So much so they made an amazing compilation video of it back in the day.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6DxpdijlLc8

And a bonus full clip of the great Andy Kaufman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyyo-dpXtQg

Memphis loved fire. You had a decent chance of seeing it on any given week, especially when business was down and they were trying to draw people to the shows. Eddie Gilbert was another prominent flame thrower (and a hell of a good talker too).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RQCb-4VCSLU

Believe it or not, Chris Jericho has brought the fireball back into style to some degree. One of his many personalities is "the Wizard" and he throws a very accurate one. He just burned someone like two weeks ago on AEW TV.

Totally agree with you about the old NWA and just territory wrestling in general being awesome. As dumb as it probably sounds to someone who doesn't watch, it was just so much better when they actually treated it like they were fighting and the stars were pretty much all dudes who looked like they could genuinely beat your ass if they felt like it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2023, 05:56:33 PM
He did it to Action Andretti the week after he pinned Jericho
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2023, 07:40:01 PM
There are clips of Hogan or Savage botching one.   Looks like flash paper or something like that
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 02, 2023, 05:08:14 AM
Hogan has two of the funniest botches of all time. Not being able to get the fireball lit is one, the other is when he couldn't get the motorcycle to fire up.. what a bum.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 02, 2023, 10:51:49 AM
Yep, flash paper and a lighter. WWE uses a magicians prop that shoots balls of flash cotton for a lot of stuff too.

The famous Hogan botch was against warrior during the terrible WCW run. Hulk insisted on keeping it in his tights and of course after a few minutes it was so saturated in his ball juice that he couldn't get it to work at first, then he missed by a mile once he got it lit. It looked terrible and came at the end of a historically bad match.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 03, 2023, 06:35:50 PM
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Her coming back & pinning Rousey was utter garbage.
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I mean, I hate the way WwE does surprise title changes, but you might be the only one I’ve heard that has been enjoying what Ronda’s been doing in the ring.  Not trying to knock what you like, but I think they were trying to fix something that wasn’t working for fans.


Agree to disagree, lovely stuff. I think they were setting up a feud for Ronda as she really had no one to compete with her. I was honestly glad when they got rid of the Liv Morgan storyline as again, her Cash In was boring, highly predictable & she is nowhere near the level of Rousey. Same for Flair. I know the Flair win was also to boost the ratings on Smackdown for the Finale, which I get. As far as why I back her, I admire anyone that can come from another world (MMA/UFC, etc) & being able to do well in the WWE/wrestling world i.e. Brock Lesnar (been a fan since he debuted) Kurt Angle (a favorite for sure), Shelton Benjamin, etc.  I think she looks solid in the ring & owns her persona on television/WWE. On another note, I think they will push Shayna Baszler soon as she is overdue for some type of title. I believe that is why they had her with Rousey & I know Rousey has encourage WWE to give her a push.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 03, 2023, 06:42:23 PM
Yep, flash paper and a lighter. WWE uses a magicians prop that shoots balls of flash cotton for a lot of stuff too.

The famous Hogan botch was against warrior during the terrible WCW run. Hulk insisted on keeping it in his tights and of course after a few minutes it was so saturated in his ball juice that he couldn't get it to work at first, then he missed by a mile once he got it lit. It looked terrible and came at the end of a historically bad match.

I'll have to look into this. I actually started with WCW as a kid so going back has always been a wild trip down memory lane. Some of the Eddie/Mysterio matches are the best crusierweight matches to date. Also, I should share my Grandmother played BINGO with Billy Kidman's grandmother on a regular basis as he was from PA.

WCW... how bad it became is bordering sad... 25 world title changes in 1 year.....
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 03, 2023, 06:56:57 PM
Let me also add the Dominick Mysterio story of him going to jail is awful. I know WWE wants him to be Eddie or even Razor (as seen in the recent promo of him in kayfabe prison) but it is just not working. Probably doesn’t help the Judgment Day is one of the weakest factions I can think of. Not interesting by any means.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 03, 2023, 07:34:53 PM
Let me also add the Dominick Mysterio story of him going to jail is awful. I know WWE wants him to be Eddie or even Razor (as seen in the recent promo of him in kayfabe prison) but it is just not working. Probably doesn’t help the Judgment Day is one of the weakest factions I can think of. Not interesting by any means.

Yeah it’s so laughably bad.   I believe the spooky bullshit with Alexa more than I believe Dom trying to put any kind of bass in his voice and act tough.    A smarter company would be playing up the comedy rather than contributed to the unintentional comedy of it all
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 03, 2023, 07:39:38 PM
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I mean, I hate the way WwE does surprise title changes, but you might be the only one I’ve heard that has been enjoying what Ronda’s been doing in the ring.  Not trying to knock what you like, but I think they were trying to fix something that wasn’t working for fans.
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Agree to disagree, lovely stuff. I think they were setting up a feud for Ronda as she really had no one to compete with her. I was honestly glad when they got rid of the Liv Morgan storyline as again, her Cash In was boring, highly predictable & she is nowhere near the level of Rousey. Same for Flair. I know the Flair win was also to boost the ratings on Smackdown for the Finale, which I get. As far as why I back her, I admire anyone that can come from another world (MMA/UFC, etc) & being able to do well in the WWE/wrestling world i.e. Brock Lesnar (been a fan since he debuted) Kurt Angle (a favorite for sure), Shelton Benjamin, etc.  I think she looks solid in the ring & owns her persona on television/WWE. On another note, I think they will push Shayna Baszler soon as she is overdue for some type of title. I believe that is why they had her with Rousey & I know Rousey has encourage WWE to give her a push.

Sure, but Brock, Shelton, Angle all were seriously talented amateur (collegiate/Olympian) wrestlers and Brock and Shelton spent a lot of time in developmental in OVW.  A lot of pro wrestlers have that collegiate wrestling background

Ronda did well when she was thrown out there and it wasn’t her fault it collided with Becky Lynch’s rise, but she faltered as soon as she hit adversity.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on January 04, 2023, 02:55:29 AM
I’ll be at LA dynamite! Looking forward to hangman vs Mox
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 04, 2023, 04:59:09 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 04, 2023, 05:18:02 AM
Sasha Banks debuted at Wrestle Kingdom.

Would love to see the Nakamura-Muta match.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on January 04, 2023, 10:50:52 AM
Sasha Banks debuted at Wrestle Kingdom.

Would love to see the Nakamura-Muta match.

I can't believe they licensed the sephiroth song for Omega. What a fucking geek.

Match with Ospreay was a banger as usual.

Check ur pms.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 04, 2023, 11:11:27 AM
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I mean, I hate the way WwE does surprise title changes, but you might be the only one I’ve heard that has been enjoying what Ronda’s been doing in the ring.  Not trying to knock what you like, but I think they were trying to fix something that wasn’t working for fans.
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Agree to disagree, lovely stuff. I think they were setting up a feud for Ronda as she really had no one to compete with her. I was honestly glad when they got rid of the Liv Morgan storyline as again, her Cash In was boring, highly predictable & she is nowhere near the level of Rousey. Same for Flair. I know the Flair win was also to boost the ratings on Smackdown for the Finale, which I get. As far as why I back her, I admire anyone that can come from another world (MMA/UFC, etc) & being able to do well in the WWE/wrestling world i.e. Brock Lesnar (been a fan since he debuted) Kurt Angle (a favorite for sure), Shelton Benjamin, etc.  I think she looks solid in the ring & owns her persona on television/WWE. On another note, I think they will push Shayna Baszler soon as she is overdue for some type of title. I believe that is why they had her with Rousey & I know Rousey has encourage WWE to give her a push.
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Sure, but Brock, Shelton, Angle all were seriously talented amateur (collegiate/Olympian) wrestlers and Brock and Shelton spent a lot of time in developmental in OVW.  A lot of pro wrestlers have that collegiate wrestling background

Ronda did well when she was thrown out there and it wasn’t her fault it collided with Becky Lynch’s rise, but she faltered as soon as she hit adversity.

Ronda was in the Olympics too for Judo.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 04, 2023, 11:17:16 AM
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Sasha Banks debuted at Wrestle Kingdom.

Would love to see the Nakamura-Muta match.
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I can't believe they licensed the sephiroth song for Omega. What a fucking geek.

Match with Ospreay was a banger as usual.

Check ur pms.

Sick
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 04, 2023, 04:59:22 PM
I started watching the Muta match but got distracted by something and ended up kinda missing the finish. I might re-watch the whole thing if I'm still hungry for more wrestling after dynamite but I caught most of it. They did the full wrestlemania entrance (or as much of it as you can fit in the budokan) for Nakamura which was cool and he had a special bodysuit made for the match.

Muta stumbling to the ring is like comfort food for me haha, I got a warm fuzzy from it. Though not as prominent as Sting or Tony/JR, he's been something that's just always kinda been there and I can trace memories of muta back to specific points in my life which is cool. He was one of the first wrestlers to actually scare me, and not in the campy WWF way. I had actual "oh shit he's under my bed and he's going to blind me any second now" nightmares about the dude. Then he turned good and became like a ninja superhero right as I hit the age where spitting mist and kicking people was what I wanted to do for a career. Then one day he just disappeared back to Japan, but would occasionally show up on WCW Saturday night or nitro and make me just fully mark out. I even vividly remember what I was doing when I saw his NWO face paint for the first time because I thought it was the coolest fucking thing in the world.

Anyways, from what I watched I was really surprised how good he still moves. He's obviously old and broken down, but he's still got tons of snap and bumps really well. They were definitely working snug at points and both did some great selling so it came off as really hard hitting. Nakamura was a good pick for an opponent, they work at the same pace and had good chemistry in there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 05, 2023, 05:32:06 AM
Jericho loss streak is gonna be fun. I don't care about anyone in his AS but I have to thank @SHAQUEEFA for once again bestowing a perfect nickname on Anna and Tay who will now forever be the Ass Girls to me. Action Andretti needs a better name and less generic look if he's going to be something. I was quite impressed with his chair shots though, he laid them in hard and flat which is exactly how you're supposed to. Atiba do you know who trained him?

The number of hipsters in the Seattle crowd is pretty fucking hilarious.

For those watching on TBS, how much of Moxley's F bombs got through? He dropped a couple on the Fite stream. Hangman is a good promo but theyre starting to sound pretty same-y.

I could listen to Joe cut those promos all day. He's so fucking good at it.

Hahahha told you Jarret would have a belt within a few months. Even if it was on a technicality. Fuckin carny, I love it. Billy Gunn has to be injecting bovine growth hormone directly into his cock veins at this point or is just a bull/human hybrid. Dude did come from the rodeo world right? No person approaching their 6th decade on earth should be that big and firm.

Jungle Boy promos sound like someone dramatically trying to stand up to their big brother before inevitably getting their asses beat.

I don't know if I'm alone in this but Danielson promos are always awkward to me and im left wishing he would just wrestle. An hour match with MJF is going to be pretty tedious though I think.

They sure didn't take long to do the swerve vs AR rematch. Man that ring post moonsault AR does is nuts. His offense is really cool, I get some Kanyon vibes where it seems like every time I watch him he does some shit I've never seen before. These dudes have such great chemistry together. That cutter to German suplex counter was some gorgeous, smooth shit. I wish they wouldn't have had him kick out of the 450 but at least it wasn't a clean win for swerve. Really great match, I think they did as good as could be expected with the limited time slot and I thoroughly enjoyed it. These two are definitely in fight forever territory for me.

Mogul affiliates is a really dumb name, sounds like something an 8 year old playing with his friends would come up with. Actually everything about these guys is dumb and the sooner they get them away from Swerve the better. Make it one of those things they just never talk about again and we all forget.

Man Kiera Hogan has a thumper of a dumper. I bet Diamante uses that thing as a pillow. Jade keeps getting more comfortable and confident in the ring and is very good at what she does, even if it's somewhat limited. I could see her eventually getting into Tessa or Rhea territory where she could beat dudes and the audience wouldn't shit on it.

Darby came out riding his board backwards so it took me a second to realize it was the red Hockey war on ice graphic. Darby is made of rubber and Joe's back is absolutely built for taking weapon shots. It's like hitting a turtle in the shell. Nice hometown feel good pop for Darby and of course I'll always cheer for Sting, but I'm gonna miss seeing the double champ. Hope he keeps the King of TV persona going because the promos have been money and the matches are great. Joe as a vicious, arrogant meat troll is my favorite thing not named MJF right now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 05, 2023, 06:57:33 AM
No idea, just know Action Andretti is a Maryland guy.   

He does look like a Yank Osprey, but I’m ok with a few of those types as long as it doesn’t become the long dark hair/beard template that every WWE wrestler seemed to have a year or so ago. 

Also, goddamn I love Stark’s spear.   It almost deserves to be called something different because he does it differently enough.   


To whomever was eulogizing Sasha Banks Sailor Moon look - she was selling merch with her wearing it today.  Don’t think that look is necessarily dead
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 05, 2023, 08:38:15 AM
Word, was just wondering if he was a pupil of territory or ECW guy or something with how he laid those chair shots in. Half these dudes Lance Storm it even though they don't do headshots anymore (unless you're the carny prince, Cody Rhodes).

Ive probably posted this before but for those who watched Swerve vs AR Fox last night and liked what they saw, here's the famous LU match. Crazy match, even if you don't usually like death matches (I don't) it's worth a watch. Fox literally leaves a piece of himself out there.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x62eywh
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 05, 2023, 09:44:46 PM

https://www.wsj.com/articles/vince-mcmahon-plots-return-to-wwe-11672952709

Oh my fucking God. This shit is amazing. He's living his gimmick in the most hysterical way possible. He's icing haitch and Steph out and wants to go back to being the boss, then sell the company and likely cut them out of the deal altogether. What a vile son of a bitch. They have to have done this exact thing in storyline before right?

In other news, Tony Khan was found in his office laughing hysterically at his good fortune. In the background one could hear faint echoes of "Wee-woo wee-woo" as Jeff Jarrett arrived for a traditional meal of his people, funnel cakes and sugary lemonade.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 05, 2023, 10:11:05 PM

https://www.wsj.com/articles/vince-mcmahon-plots-return-to-wwe-11672952709

Oh my fucking God. This shit is amazing. He's living his gimmick in the most hysterical way possible. He's icing haitch and Steph out and wants to go back to being the boss, then sell the company and likely cut them out of the deal altogether. What a vile son of a bitch. They have to have done this exact thing in storyline before right?

In other news, Tony Khan was found in his office laughing hysterically at his good fortune. In the background one could hear faint echoes of "Wee-woo wee-woo" as Jeff Jarrett arrived for a traditional meal of his people, funnel cakes and sugary lemonade.

Chyna’s ghost haunts those two creeps


To quote @TrevorDame on Twitter
The head of the UFC just turfed an entire spin-off promotion because he got caught slapping his wife, the WWE is in an internal war centered around a man accused of sexual assault, AEW is lead by a guy who hugs people and used to wear glasses. Huge image issues for all three feds
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 07, 2023, 07:50:09 AM
What a bore SmackDown was last night. Charlotte Flair vs Sonya DeVille was a waste of air time. Charlotte was awful on the microphone & sounded unconvinced of herself.

I cannot get behind Riccochet whatsoever & what they have (not) done for Braun Stowman is terrible. He is the Savior of Midcarders I suppose....


Here's to hoping things pick up nicely as even the Sheamus/McIntyre match for the Tag Team Titles was beyond lackluster.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 07, 2023, 07:57:28 AM
Check out the finishing sequence in the Jade/ Sky Blue (can’t do the other name haha).   Jade is really putting all the pieces together with only like a year experience.   

I still don’t know if any booker in the modern era has been able to stick the landing on a juggernaut character, particularly what to do after they get beaten.   Jade is somewhat booked appropriately bc she does look like she could kick everyone’s ass and outside of shenanigans, I don’t see how she loses, even against a Sasha Banks who seems like she the size of one of her legs.   Too bad she can’t have a barn burner with Awesome Kong
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 09, 2023, 07:06:23 PM
Currently watching Raw; so far a complete snoozer. The Dominick Mysterio angle is again complete garbage. I actually cannot believe that they are trying to sell this. "Snitches get stitches". That's all that a writer came up with? Fucking Judgement Day needs to be done.

Let me also add the crowd clearly does not care about tonight as you can hear the silence.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 09, 2023, 09:31:30 PM
Currently watching Raw; so far a complete snoozer. The Dominick Mysterio angle is again complete garbage. I actually cannot believe that they are trying to sell this. "Snitches get stitches". That's all that a writer came up with? Fucking Judgement Day needs to be done.

Let me also add the crowd clearly does not care about tonight as you can hear the silence.

Vince back + College Football game = no one’s trying
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 10, 2023, 04:23:29 AM
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Currently watching Raw; so far a complete snoozer. The Dominick Mysterio angle is again complete garbage. I actually cannot believe that they are trying to sell this. "Snitches get stitches". That's all that a writer came up with? Fucking Judgement Day needs to be done.

Let me also add the crowd clearly does not care about tonight as you can hear the silence.
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Vince back + College Football game = no one’s trying

What a terrible game too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 10, 2023, 05:16:39 AM
My PWG BOLA report:

Referee Rick Knox from AEW wears all black Nike Force 58s in the ring

Had a great time Night 1 until I saw what happened Night 2 (Jericho Appreciation Society showed up and Jericho wrestler).  Say what you want about the guy, I don’t think anyone would turn their nose up at seeing him wrestle in an indie show
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 10, 2023, 04:59:00 PM
Stephanie has resigned as Co-CEO and Vince elected as the Executive Chairman. Doubt those two things are related, nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 10, 2023, 06:56:02 PM
Watching NXT tonight. Anyone see what happened when the ring legitimately fell apart during the Breakker & Waller match. I was excited to check this out & unfortunately just another disappointment. Heres to hoping that Gunther vs Strowman is a good on coming on Friday. I am hoping Gunther wins & this prompts Lesnar to come out, F5 him & let the universe know a feud is brewing.

Side note: my birthday is coming up & I either never ask for anything or struggle as I just buy myself the stuff I want so honestly, everyday feels like my birthday. Long story short, I have been really getting back into wrestling & prior to skating, I collected wrestlers at a very young age. So I sent my wife a list for my birthday & will have some figures coming my way to reignite this hobby.

Any collectors of wrestlers in here?

Cannot wait to be running to Target for wrestlers during my breaks...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 10, 2023, 11:58:30 PM
Saudi Arabia almost guaranteed to buy WWE.  Does that make it more or less of an ethically compromised company at this point?

Going to celebrate the hopeful death knell of that Fed at the AEW show tonight
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 11, 2023, 05:11:01 AM
Watching NXT tonight. Anyone see what happened when the ring legitimately fell apart during the Breakker & Waller match. I was excited to check this out & unfortunately just another disappointment. Heres to hoping that Gunther vs Strowman is a good on coming on Friday. I am hoping Gunther wins & this prompts Lesnar to come out, F5 him & let the universe know a feud is brewing.

Side note: my birthday is coming up & I either never ask for anything or struggle as I just buy myself the stuff I want so honestly, everyday feels like my birthday. Long story short, I have been really getting back into wrestling & prior to skating, I collected wrestlers at a very young age. So I sent my wife a list for my birthday & will have some figures coming my way to reignite this hobby.

I have a pretty big collection, but I like the hasbros from the 80's and 90's because that is what I played with as a kid. I barely buy from Target or Wally World.

Any collectors of wrestlers in here?

Cannot wait to be running to Target for wrestlers during my breaks...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 11, 2023, 05:31:05 AM
Anybody here have the LJN figured back in the day, or am I just old?

Who were your first two wrestling figures?

Mine were Adorable Adrian Adonis and Terry Funk.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 11, 2023, 09:31:12 AM
I have a pretty good sized figure collection. I actually got some new stuff for Xmas and just did a little rearranging so I will have to take some new pics and post. I mainly collect the Hasbros from the 80's and 90's because those were the ones I played with as a kid. Still have my OG Warrior that I got for Xmas in 88' or 89'.

That said I don't really buy much from Target or Wally World, but my most recent purchases came from there.

I bought the first MJF AEW figure because I wanted to support that man, and I got a really nice Mankind figure from a recent line that just looks really great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 11, 2023, 11:42:46 AM
My best guess is it won't be the death knell as long as there's enough idiots impressed by flashy lights and flips, but it will continue to be less and less about wrestling and just basically turn into a traveling circus. I was already not watching because I wasn't comfortable with their shitbaggery and I hope others feel the same way. Fuck Vince, he's one of the slimiest fucks in existence so selling your life's work for blood money sounds about right.

My big question is what happens with Sami? He can't possibly stick around if this happens right?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 11, 2023, 12:29:48 PM
My best guess is it won't be the death knell as long as there's enough idiots impressed by flashy lights and flips, but it will continue to be less and less about wrestling and just basically turn into a traveling circus. I was already not watching because I wasn't comfortable with their shitbaggery and I hope others feel the same way. Fuck Vince, he's one of the slimiest fucks in existence so selling your life's work for blood money sounds about right.

My big question is what happens with Sami? He can't possibly stick around if this happens right?

I’m also concerned about the MOUNTAIN DEW PITCH BLACK MATCH.   

Sami, the women wrestlers, the LGBT wrestlers.    It would be funny if Mansoor is the one to dethrone Roman Reigns
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 11, 2023, 03:41:28 PM
I’m ok with bailing on Wrestlemania in Philly now.

Was planning on going to the RAW 30th anniversary show on my birthday, but I may bail on that now as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 12, 2023, 02:45:19 AM
Glad Hangman got the clean win but I just don't love concussion storylines.

Man I was kind of enjoying Adam Cole being gone. I can do without his fake stutter before every fucking sentence.

Holy shit Hungle Boy lookin thick. Big Bill looks and moves like a 7 foot pro wrestler should. Lee Moriarty kinda blows and I'm not sure why people were excited about him. They kept Hook very protected as usual, I think he had two spots all match. I like that they somewhat protected the big guy too but I hate that they're going to feed him to wrestlings version of a nepo baby.

MJF is the best. Just had to get in my weekly reinforcement of that in. I like that we're in the phase where people want to try and shit on him just to be contrarians but just keep getting worked by him.

Takeshita and Danielson was solid. I feel like the "pass out in a submission because it's babyface vs babyface" finish is kinda tired.

Juice Robinson talks like Dude Love.

Sad I don't have a fast forward button for a Saraya. I just took a piss too. That was all sorts of sloppy and pretty boring and same-y. Hayter and Toni are clearly a step faster than the other 2 and honestly Jamie was the only one who looked good to me there.

JAS is getting to be channel changing territory for me. Literally everyone except Jericho has come off worse from this angle. He's like a vampire sucking all the energy from these young people and using it for himself.

Surprised they only gave them 15ish mins for the ladder match. Pretty much what I expected, which isn't the worst thing. Seemed kinda rushed, like they just jumped from spot to spot, but I dunno if that was a time thing or not. Fenix and Nick Jackson are both insanely consistent despite doing super difficult shit. I was hoping for a swerve but there was no way the buckos werent going to win in socal.


Also been watching a lot of 86 world class today. I'm going to hear teenage girls screaming for Von Erich dick in my nightmares some day. The talent is unbelievable, I'm watching Rick Rude being managed by Percy Pringle (Paul Bearer) right now and it's great - Percy just yelled "go have another heart attack" at someone in the crowd. It's got the high production values that Vince and Turner borrowed liberally from as well which is cool to see. If I were putting together my perfect territory TV show it would have mid-souths roster, memphis' commentary team, and Fritz's production.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 12, 2023, 05:12:03 AM
I too watched AEW last night. Certainly took the win as far as Monday Night Raw & NXT this week as both were their own sleeper holds. Again, I really hope Smackdown this Friday is a good one as that Intercontinental Match has a lot of potential.

The Bryan Danielson match with Takeshita was truly enjoyable as Danielson is beyond talented & that is my first time watching Takeshita wrestle, all of whom I enjoyed as well. We all knew Danielson was going to take it... I actually was watching an old match between Bray Wyatt & then Daniel Bryan when they did a strap match which was a good one.

Let me also add that the Ricky Starks & Jericho Appreciation society mic exchange (with Jake Hager) was painful." I'm going to smack your face off of your face".......

I do think it is funny that Jericho is the older & washed up Seth Rollins of AEW. The crowd singing along, the flamboyance, etc. Love Rollins over here.

First LJN figures include Big John Studd &, Hillbilly Jim & Piper.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 12, 2023, 07:49:38 AM
Second time I watched Takeshita live in 5 days.    It was nice to see him as the super over guy putting over the young guy while winning and getting the opposite treatment on Dynamite.  Also fun to see in both matches the crowd start quiet and then get crazy into it by the end

Main event felt like it took 5 minutes it went by so fast.  I’m guessing Kenny was too banged up from Japan to go too long, but still fun to see some table action. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 12, 2023, 02:09:01 PM
I had the LJN Piper and Jake when I was a kid. Played with them so much they barely had any paint left on them haha. My spoiled cousin had HBJ, Tito, Nikita, George the Animal and a few others and he didn't even really watch wrestling.

The mixed bag is kind of the way it goes with AEW most weeks. They have some really good stuff but also stuff like Jericho's cult that they've been milking way too long without doing anything that I'd call good since the blood and guts match.

That was the best I've seen BD look in a while and Takeshita seems like he can pull off literally any spot you can dream up. He's got loads of physical charisma, but I think the language barrier will always keep him under the main event scene unless you give him a mouthpiece and make him a silent badass like Muta. Hell of a match though, his chops look/sound legitimately brutal and his blue thunder bomb is gorgeous.

Jericho has been nothing short of outstanding in the ring over the past year but if it weren't for the fact he keeps delivering bangers I think the fans would have soured on him a bit. It's really hard for me to shit on a guy who provides so much entertainment but he does seem to just latch on to younger or hotter talent and then use them to get himself more over. I can't really think of anyone from his various stables and programs that came out of them having improved their standing. Sammy was a hot young "pillar" of AEW before Jericho and now has intense go-away heat with a large portion of the fan base. Garcia was one of the hot young fan favorites that was supposed to be about to take the next step and now no one cares about him. Anna Jay was supposed to be something by now but has seemingly forgotten what little she knew about how to wrestle and no one cares about her either. And so on and so forth... I think his next gimmick should be the sports entertainment vampire.

@Mr. Kamikazi Do you watch any old stuff other than WWF? I love watching the guys I grew up on when they were just getting their start, so I usually focus on Memphis and Dallas/world class as those were super influential territories that kind of ended up shaping what wrestling became in the late 80s and 90s when I was growing up on it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 13, 2023, 08:58:28 AM
I had the LJN Piper and Jake when I was a kid. Played with them so much they barely had any paint left on them haha. My spoiled cousin had HBJ, Tito, Nikita, George the Animal and a few others and he didn't even really watch wrestling.

The mixed bag is kind of the way it goes with AEW most weeks. They have some really good stuff but also stuff like Jericho's cult that they've been milking way too long without doing anything that I'd call good since the blood and guts match.

That was the best I've seen BD look in a while and Takeshita seems like he can pull off literally any spot you can dream up. He's got loads of physical charisma, but I think the language barrier will always keep him under the main event scene unless you give him a mouthpiece and make him a silent badass like Muta. Hell of a match though, his chops look/sound legitimately brutal and his blue thunder bomb is gorgeous.

Jericho has been nothing short of outstanding in the ring over the past year but if it weren't for the fact he keeps delivering bangers I think the fans would have soured on him a bit. It's really hard for me to shit on a guy who provides so much entertainment but he does seem to just latch on to younger or hotter talent and then use them to get himself more over. I can't really think of anyone from his various stables and programs that came out of them having improved their standing. Sammy was a hot young "pillar" of AEW before Jericho and now has intense go-away heat with a large portion of the fan base. Garcia was one of the hot young fan favorites that was supposed to be about to take the next step and now no one cares about him. Anna Jay was supposed to be something by now but has seemingly forgotten what little she knew about how to wrestle and no one cares about her either. And so on and so forth... I think his next gimmick should be the sports entertainment vampire.

@Mr. Kamikazi Do you watch any old stuff other than WWF? I love watching the guys I grew up on when they were just getting their start, so I usually focus on Memphis and Dallas/world class as those were super influential territories that kind of ended up shaping what wrestling became in the late 80s and 90s when I was growing up on it.

Spot on about Jericho. I did just read an article on how Takeshita will be huge moving forward & will likely be a main event start soon. As far as older content, I have watched some USWA stuff & of course early WCW. Flex Kavana ring a bell? WCW was really the starting point for me as I remember being outside playing & my grandfather telling me to come inside & that was so he could show me my first wrestling match which was WCW. It was Eddie Guerrero VS Rey Mysterio & I was hooked.

It is wild to see what used to be a big deal of a performance in the ring versus now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 13, 2023, 09:15:26 AM
For better, but probably worse, Takeshita’s promo abilities are likely why Don Callis is “scouting” him so that he can manage and talk for him.   

I get why I don’t like JAS and Tony Khan does seem to jettison things eventually that the crowd doesn’t respond to, but that live crowd was eating up that segment from where I was sitting.   

Also, don’t believe reports that the crowd was angry Sasha didn’t show up.   They briefly booed bc it cut to black after the women’s match, but it was just go to commercial.   It was more of an ironic acknowledgment of the whole thing bc it was one of those laugh-boos
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 14, 2023, 07:37:14 AM
Smackdown again was a snore. The Zayne VS Owens match was decent as I know the plan is to have Zayne leave the Bloodline soon & become his own (all dependent on the future of WWE & who owns it) but even the Gunther & Strowman match was lackluster. It looks like the Gunther VS Lesnar match is shaping up as I though Lesnar would have appeared last night after Gunther & the Imperium kept saying there was "no one left".


Anyone catch AEW last night?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 14, 2023, 07:57:41 AM

Spot on about Jericho. I did just read an article on how Takeshita will be huge moving forward & will likely be a main event start soon. As far as older content, I have watched some USWA stuff & of course early WCW. Flex Kavana ring a bell? WCW was really the starting point for me as I remember being outside playing & my grandfather telling me to come inside & that was so he could show me my first wrestling match which was WCW. It was Eddie Guerrero VS Rey Mysterio & I was hooked.

It is wild to see what used to be a big deal of a performance in the ring versus now.

Yeah the style has changed so much in the indy era. I find the matches are a lot more engaging on the whole, but the characters and feel of the show as a whole were better back in the day in my opinion. I don't think it's just nostalgia either, because a lot of the stuff I'm really into right now is stuff I didn't watch when I was a kid. I do go on NWA/WCW binges all the time, but usually 89-93 because that was my introduction to it. Instead of Eddie vs Rey, I had Flair vs Sting.

Have you ever seen any of the ECW cruiserweight stuff? Rey and Psicosis had a couple amazing matches but for my money Eddie vs Malenko in ECW is the real gem. I was an ECW kid, but a few years later around 96/97, and got into tape trading for a while. Here's one of the classics, but the whole year of 95 ECW TV is full of these. These two had the craziest chemistry. Also I still contend that Joey Styles is right up there with JR and Lance Russell as the best "calling the action" commentators ever.

https://youtu.be/sAndeYqHya0

USWA is great up until about 95, but it goes way off the rails the last few years. It's kind of a sad end to the Memphis wrestling dynasty that drew 10k to the mid south colliseum weekly for decades. Im actually watching CWA 1989 right now which is the last year of the CWA before it became the USWA. It's kinda cool, Master of Pain (a very young Undertaker) just won the belt from Lawler and he's about to face Lord Humongous (Psycho Sid/Sid Vicious) who's finish is a spinning power bomb where he just tosses jobbers across the ring. Same thing Satnam Singh does now, just far less dangerous.

Didn't watch Rampage yet, but I'll probably throw it on when I get home from work to kill time before football starts.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 14, 2023, 02:36:53 PM
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Spot on about Jericho. I did just read an article on how Takeshita will be huge moving forward & will likely be a main event start soon. As far as older content, I have watched some USWA stuff & of course early WCW. Flex Kavana ring a bell? WCW was really the starting point for me as I remember being outside playing & my grandfather telling me to come inside & that was so he could show me my first wrestling match which was WCW. It was Eddie Guerrero VS Rey Mysterio & I was hooked.

It is wild to see what used to be a big deal of a performance in the ring versus now.
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Yeah the style has changed so much in the indy era. I find the matches are a lot more engaging on the whole, but the characters and feel of the show as a whole were better back in the day in my opinion. I don't think it's just nostalgia either, because a lot of the stuff I'm really into right now is stuff I didn't watch when I was a kid. I do go on NWA/WCW binges all the time, but usually 89-93 because that was my introduction to it. Instead of Eddie vs Rey, I had Flair vs Sting.

Have you ever seen any of the ECW cruiserweight stuff? Rey and Psicosis had a couple amazing matches but for my money Eddie vs Malenko in ECW is the real gem. I was an ECW kid, but a few years later around 96/97, and got into tape trading for a while. Here's one of the classics, but the whole year of 95 ECW TV is full of these. These two had the craziest chemistry. Also I still contend that Joey Styles is right up there with JR and Lance Russell as the best "calling the action" commentators ever.

https://youtu.be/sAndeYqHya0

USWA is great up until about 95, but it goes way off the rails the last few years. It's kind of a sad end to the Memphis wrestling dynasty that drew 10k to the mid south colliseum weekly for decades. Im actually watching CWA 1989 right now which is the last year of the CWA before it became the USWA. It's kinda cool, Master of Pain (a very young Undertaker) just won the belt from Lawler and he's about to face Lord Humongous (Psycho Sid/Sid Vicious) who's finish is a spinning power bomb where he just tosses jobbers across the ring. Same thing Satnam Singh does now, just far less dangerous.

Didn't watch Rampage yet, but I'll probably throw it on when I get home from work to kill time before football starts.

I’ll check these videos out! Thanks for sending them my way.

As far as ECW goes, I never got to into it though I did meet New Jack in 2002. Got a figure signed by him & a Polaroid with him & my brother.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 15, 2023, 09:45:54 PM


I’ll check these videos out! Thanks for sending them my way.

As far as ECW goes, I never got to into it though I did meet New Jack in 2002. Got a figure signed by him & a Polaroid with him & my brother.

No problem. I'm not sure how easy prime ECW (95-98) is to watch for someone who doesn't have the nostalgic link I have to it (and there's a lot of stuff that is very un-pc by today's standards) but the hot crowds and in-ring excellence along with the bloody, almost cartoonist violence made for some of my favorite shows ever. The stuff on the network with the dubbed audio  sucks, so if you ever get the urge to check it out definitely watch the restorations like the re-c-dub project. Here's a Google doc with links to basically everything

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1jhXN8eGz-T0udOFShp5FItx65iMNgikmuCkTdBXpeXQ/htmlview

That's hilarious that you have a Polaroid with maybe the most controversial wrestler ever.

I watched rampage but I ended up just skimming a lot of it. Not a bad show, but it kinda felt like caffeine free diet dynamite. Darby vs Juice was decent and Darby didn't try to kill himself for a free TV match which is always nice to see. They also did a woman's hardcore match which apparently pissed some people off. I don't mind seeing chicks bleed and take table bumps but it was also just kind of boring. The ass girls are just not great wrestlers and having them be on offense for the first ten minutes meant they never really hooked me. Willow is awesome though and seeing her dressed up as Bubba Ray and not dancing around and smiling all the time was nice.

The highlight of the show for me was when someone pulled out the black bag of thumbtacks from under the ring and Jericho said "That better be a tiny snake." I popped pretty hard for that one haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 16, 2023, 06:00:36 AM
Dude I bet that actor was so psyched to take the chair shot from Double J.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 17, 2023, 01:28:20 PM
Positive reviews of Willie Macks elevation match against Brian Cage make me think he’ll be signed soon

Then I hope he, Keith Lee and Hobbs form a faction because they look like Pokémon evolutions of each other
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 17, 2023, 03:29:44 PM
I hope they open the Forbidden Door for Royal Rumble surprises.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 17, 2023, 05:02:05 PM
I hope they open the Forbidden Door for Royal Rumble surprises.

I don’t think they will especially with WWE in the state they are in.   Who could they possibly bring in from New Japan that would get the WWE audience to pop?   The big surprises will be Edge, Riddle, and Cody returning.  Can’t see a Cena or a Duane doing it.   The Logan idiot might, Bad Bunny probably won’t. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 17, 2023, 06:00:10 PM
RIP Jay brisco
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 17, 2023, 07:11:36 PM
RIP Jay brisco

He always cut a good promo. RIP
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on January 17, 2023, 09:04:00 PM
RIP Jay brisco
So damn sad. So young. Saw him wrestle live in 2015, he and his brother put on a hell of a show
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 18, 2023, 12:59:49 AM
Dude I bet that actor was so psyched to take the chair shot from Double J.

Paul William Hausen!

I love how the AEW audience wants to genuinely hate Jarrett so bad but hes such a good heel that you just can't. I'm watching late 80s Memphis which was Jarrett's first few years in the business and it's cool because he's the blandest, most white meat baby face imaginable, complete with that gorgeous drop kick that he still sometimes pulls off. He's done damn near everything there is to do in the wrestling world but I think most of these fans just know him from his weewoo weewoo TNA years so I guess I can forgive it.

I've always kind of wondered where he gets those flimsy ass guitars. Maybe there's a trick to gimmicking them but a legit guitar over the head will fuck you up (just ask Jake) and wouldn't blow out that way. He has to get them custom made or have found a factory in Mexico that pumps out ultra cheap guitars or something.

I forgot to mention that they also had Eddie and Ortiz vs Malakai and Brody King on. Eddie has always looked like shit but the last year or two he's also been getting gradually worse in the ring. I know he wasn't the most athletic guy to begin with but I think they need to pull the trigger on him now if they're gonna do it because I feel like he's slowing down fast.

Brody King is really good and needs a bigger singles push, but it's hard to fit him in to such a crowded picture so I'm not really sure what you do with him. They already did the Darby thing so maybe a beef battle against Keith Lee or Wardlow? Heel vs heel with Hobbs? Whatever they do, they need to get him in a feature program at some point this year because hes got a look and really uses his size well.


Positive reviews of Willie Macks elevation match against Brian Cage make me think he’ll be signed soon

Then I hope he, Keith Lee and Hobbs form a faction because they look like Pokémon evolutions of each other

My theory is they're all various love children of JYD from his cross country travels. The real life Dudley boys.

In all seriousness Willie Mack can go though, I haven't seen the elevation match but I've seen him on the indy and in other companies and he definitely gets it, or at least the modern version of "it". He's not a main eventer by any stretch, but as a lower midcard workrate guy he's better than a lot of the people they've given ample TV time to.

Found out about Jay in the middle of writing this. Same age as me. I'm reading it was a firey car crash and there were multiple fatalities as well as some young victims who were injured but survived so at least it wasn't as bad as it could have been I guess.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on January 18, 2023, 10:44:30 AM
Found out about Jay in the middle of writing this. Same age as me. I'm reading it was a firey car crash and there were multiple fatalities as well as some young victims who were injured but survived so at least it wasn't as bad as it could have been I guess.
Goddamn...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 18, 2023, 05:41:30 PM
Dante Martin is definitely Johnny Drama’s son
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 18, 2023, 07:37:56 PM
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Found out about Jay in the middle of writing this. Same age as me. I'm reading it was a firey car crash and there were multiple fatalities as well as some young victims who were injured but survived so at least it wasn't as bad as it could have been I guess.
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Goddamn...

 https://people.com/sports/jay-briscoes-2-daughters-also-injured-in-wrong-way-crash/ (https://people.com/sports/jay-briscoes-2-daughters-also-injured-in-wrong-way-crash/)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 18, 2023, 09:47:02 PM
They did a last minute ROH tribute show after dynamite that they flew people in for and will be released free on everything



A little funny TV title and All Atlantic are being defended like their identities swapped.   Cool to see Kushiro kill it.   Got a wee bit of a raw deal going to NXT right when the brand was dying bc the top guys weren’t getting called up and Triple HHH didn’t really know how to book someone longer than 6 months
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 19, 2023, 08:33:17 AM
Wow Top Flight go over on The Young Bucks. Darius is sick but I can't get over Dante Martin's face. He just looks so damn corny. Match was decent if you like spotfest wrestling.

Danhausen running around with the guitar was pretty funny.

Saraya and Toni Storm are heels?

Darby and Kushida was a good match.

I wish Jake Hager just wouldn't wrestle in matches. He is funny and I can't believe he got a purple bucket hat over. It just kills it for me to know that he actually has MMA wins but is relegated to stooge work and jobbing.

Also not psyched on Brian Cage being fed to danielson. That dude deserves better. He seems like a guy Vince would have a boner for. I actually like his wrestling and he can skate as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2023, 09:57:07 AM
Wow Top Flight go over on The Young Bucks. Darius is sick but I can't get over Dante Martin's face. He just looks so damn corny. Match was decent if you like spotfest wrestling.

Danhausen running around with the guitar was pretty funny.

Saraya and Toni Storm are heels?

Darby and Kushida was a good match.

I wish Jake Hager just wouldn't wrestle in matches. He is funny and I can't believe he got a purple bucket hat over. It just kills it for me to know that he actually has MMA wins but is relegated to stooge work and jobbing.

Also not psyched on Brian Cage being fed to danielson. That dude deserves better. He seems like a guy Vince would have a boner for. I actually like his wrestling and he can skate as well.

Brian Cage is an ROH wrestler, so it wouldn’t make much sense for him to go over, but I bet he takes a chunk out of DB storyline wise

 -  also worth noting, it looks like they ran Cage/Willie Mack back and they’re going again Friday on Rampage
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 19, 2023, 11:33:01 AM
I get that, but I just dislike how Tony uses his big men. Wardlow, Morrison, Luchasaurus, Lance Archer, all these dudes are basically dead now because Tony had them lose to cruiserweights (besides Wardlow who they just let completely flatline in a tag team with Somoa Joe and the only reason they were put together was so Joe could turn on him and take the belt and completely bury him?) And then Joe gets beat by Darby? WTF. I hope Hobbs can come out of something looking good.

My thing is, if you want to do the Young Bucks and Omega type of wrestling show and elevate dudes that weigh 160 lbs. thats fine, just straight up don't hire anyone over 250 lbs. Morrison needed a shot at a comeback after WWE and the mental health crisis that followed, and he basically came here to beat up people when it doesn't count and job when it does. He looked good to, he should've been given the Wardlow style push of squash matches for months while creative can catch up to him.

Or keep all these dudes separate. Let your actual heavyweights go for the heavyweight title. Have a belt called the Meltzer 5star belt for all the flipper types.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2023, 11:41:34 AM
I don’t disagree, I just personally find it challenging to book monster types.   They can’t ALL destroy everybody.   Making a Hoss belt isn’t a bad idea.   

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 19, 2023, 05:42:01 PM
I get that, but I just dislike how Tony uses his big men. Wardlow, Morrison, Luchasaurus, Lance Archer, all these dudes are basically dead now because Tony had them lose to cruiserweights (besides Wardlow who they just let completely flatline in a tag team with Somoa Joe and the only reason they were put together was so Joe could turn on him and take the belt and completely bury him?) And then Joe gets beat by Darby? WTF. I hope Hobbs can come out of something looking good.

My thing is, if you want to do the Young Bucks and Omega type of wrestling show and elevate dudes that weigh 160 lbs. thats fine, just straight up don't hire anyone over 250 lbs. Morrison needed a shot at a comeback after WWE and the mental health crisis that followed, and he basically came here to beat up people when it doesn't count and job when it does. He looked good to, he should've been given the Wardlow style push of squash matches for months while creative can catch up to him.

Or keep all these dudes separate. Let your actual heavyweights go for the heavyweight title. Have a belt called the Meltzer 5star belt for all the flipper types.

Tony must have some kind of complex against big sweaty men stemming from being bullied when he was younger. His booking is not believable at all.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 19, 2023, 11:25:57 PM
I get that, but I just dislike how Tony uses his big men. Wardlow, Morrison, Luchasaurus, Lance Archer, all these dudes are basically dead now because Tony had them lose to cruiserweights (besides Wardlow who they just let completely flatline in a tag team with Somoa Joe and the only reason they were put together was so Joe could turn on him and take the belt and completely bury him?) And then Joe gets beat by Darby? WTF. I hope Hobbs can come out of something looking good.

My thing is, if you want to do the Young Bucks and Omega type of wrestling show and elevate dudes that weigh 160 lbs. thats fine, just straight up don't hire anyone over 250 lbs. Morrison needed a shot at a comeback after WWE and the mental health crisis that followed, and he basically came here to beat up people when it doesn't count and job when it does. He looked good to, he should've been given the Wardlow style push of squash matches for months while creative can catch up to him.

Or keep all these dudes separate. Let your actual heavyweights go for the heavyweight title. Have a belt called the Meltzer 5star belt for all the flipper types.

100% with you as usual. You know us kids raised by Vince are always going to have a boner for the big man, but it's something I'm constantly wishing for more of. Every time I see a dude like Bear Boulder on elevation I can't help but think "Lawler would have made a million dollars with this guy in Memphis and they have no clue what to do with him". It seems like Tony thinks big guys exist solely to get little dudes like Darby and Hungle Boy over and all his booking of them eventually just ends that way. I'd rather see Brody King come out and snap darby's fuckin neck and then instantly dump him and move on to bigger things than start a feud you know he's going to lose in.

I don't have a problem with that being the story sometimes, but it shouldn't be the standard. All the great bookers understood the value of putting your belt on a big man and it's something I hope TK figures out. HBK was awesome, but a roster full of HBKs is pretty lame.

Actually, building a monster and having them crush MJF would be a good way to move the belt off him when that time comes.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 20, 2023, 10:21:48 AM
A David vs. Goliath matchup loses its meaning if David wins every single time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 22, 2023, 04:52:52 AM
So rumor is that Hogan has become a scientologist. Apparently he was even spotted taking in a football game with Tom Cruise last week. Hulk seems like the kind of fragile ego that could be easily manipulated and likely still has a wad of money from Gawker, so it's certainly "on brand" for them.

How long til we get Hogan on the berrics yelling "do a kickflip brother!"?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 24, 2023, 06:21:37 AM
The Bloodline was one of 3 truly entertaining things about last night’s Raw. I especially loved Paul Heyman taking a minute to acknowledge Philly and ECW once the chants started.

Also liked his Brock Purdy quip.

I did appreciate the DX segment where they stopped short of announcing Billy Gunn.

The Undertaker passing the torch to Bray segment was great. Undertaker’s issues with the Harley were even better. 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 24, 2023, 07:30:18 AM
Hogan was there. Did he rib Undertaker and mess with the motorcycle so people would stop making fun of him from the motorcycle botch from his past?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 24, 2023, 07:54:09 AM
Hogan was there. Did he rib Undertaker and mess with the motorcycle so people would stop making fun of him from the motorcycle botch from his past?

He very well may have, but Hogan doesn’t strike me as being witty enough to rib somebody.

Someone definitely messed with Hogan’s mic.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 24, 2023, 10:26:58 AM
The DX segment was pretty funny too. Kurt Angle "I just always wanted to be in DX!"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 24, 2023, 10:42:48 AM
Mark Briscoe vs Jay Lethal on Dynamite tomorrow. 😁😁😁
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 24, 2023, 10:43:54 AM
Imperium (Fabian Aichner and Marcel Barthes) might be WWE’s most underrated tag team.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on January 24, 2023, 11:47:02 AM
Late to the action figure discussion but here are some I got from my old job for $10. If I’m not mistaken the Stephanie one is “banned” due to it not having panties painted on.

https://ibb.co/R7cYzxR
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 24, 2023, 12:50:12 PM
These are hilarious.

 https://wrestlingfiguredatabase.com/collections/brothers-gaddor-roh-honor-buddies (https://wrestlingfiguredatabase.com/collections/brothers-gaddor-roh-honor-buddies)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 24, 2023, 03:08:05 PM
Hogan was there. Did he rib Undertaker and mess with the motorcycle so people would stop making fun of him from the motorcycle botch from his past?

I didn't watch so I have to ask... Which motorcycle botch? He had a couple haha. My favorite one wasn't actually his fault though, it's the one from the NWO days where Bischoff is gifting him a chopper with his face airbrushed on it. The roadie (no, not Brian Armstrong) comes out riding a plain chopper and parks it then looks down and loudly goes "shit! Wrong one!" before sprinting to the back to get the right bike while they awkwardly try to kill time on the mic. It's the kind of fuck up that could only happen on live WCW.

Looking forward to dynamite. I'm sure it's gonna be emotional but I fully expect Mark and Lethal to tear the house down. Lethal is kinda the embodiment of ROH for me, so with all their history and him being the quintessential pro's pro he's the right guy to put him over. I kinda don't want any Jarrett shenanigans after, but at the same time the heat would be nuclear and I kind of feel like that's what Jay would genuinely want because he loved the business so much. I guess they could tease it and then have someone run in and make the save or something too, that might work.

Darby vs Buddy is one of those "OK this might be awesome" matches like the old wcw cruiserweights too. I could see that being an unexpectedly hot match and I have to imagine it's going to be worked at breakneck speed.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 24, 2023, 03:14:26 PM
These are hilarious.

 https://wrestlingfiguredatabase.com/collections/brothers-gaddor-roh-honor-buddies (https://wrestlingfiguredatabase.com/collections/brothers-gaddor-roh-honor-buddies)

Holy shit, I want that Dalton Castle one so bad. Im actually leaning on my OG million dollar man right now haha.

That site is amazing, I know where part of my tax return is going. The bootlegs and knockoffs section is really fun for some reason.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 25, 2023, 04:22:40 AM
Since I really enjoyed that WFD site (I 've got like 50 tabs of it open) I thought I'd return the favor.

https://www.wrestlecrap.com/

If you're ever stuck somewhere that has locked down wifi and you need something to kill time, this used to be my go-to. I sometimes forget it exists, but they recently relaunched it and like 15-20 years ago it was one of the first sites I knew of that catered to snarky smarks like me. It's kind of like an html predecessor to botchamania and I spent many a day at my desk in Germany laughing at shit on there. This was before the network and YouTube was still in its infancy so this was actually my first exposure to a lot of the wacky shit from places other than the fed.

They even have a column with Russo trying to defend his awful booking, I read like 3 of them and I now believe every single story Cornette tells about him. The inductions get most of the attention but my favorite section was always the jobber of the week though it doesn't look like they're updating it anymore.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 25, 2023, 05:09:37 AM
Since I really enjoyed that WFD site (I 've got like 50 tabs of it open) I thought I'd return the favor.

https://www.wrestlecrap.com/

If you're ever stuck somewhere that has locked down wifi and you need something to kill time, this used to be my go-to. I sometimes forget it exists, but they recently relaunched it and like 15-20 years ago it was one of the first sites I knew of that catered to snarky smarks like me. It's kind of like an html predecessor to botchamania and I spent many a day at my desk in Germany laughing at shit on there. This was before the network and YouTube was still in its infancy so this was actually my first exposure to a lot of the wacky shit from places other than the fed.

They even have a column with Russo trying to defend his awful booking, I read like 3 of them and I now believe every single story Cornette tells about him. The inductions get most of the attention but my favorite section was always the jobber of the week though it doesn't look like they're updating it anymore.

I used to read Wrestlecrap all the time in the early 2000’s. It was my most read website next to Metrospective.com and Crailtap.

I always loved how he would roast all types of gimmicks and angles. Jobber of the Week was great too.

My reason for stopping was because he ran out of content.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on January 25, 2023, 10:20:25 AM
Since I really enjoyed that WFD site (I 've got like 50 tabs of it open) I thought I'd return the favor.

https://www.wrestlecrap.com/

If you're ever stuck somewhere that has locked down wifi and you need something to kill time, this used to be my go-to. I sometimes forget it exists, but they recently relaunched it and like 15-20 years ago it was one of the first sites I knew of that catered to snarky smarks like me. It's kind of like an html predecessor to botchamania and I spent many a day at my desk in Germany laughing at shit on there. This was before the network and YouTube was still in its infancy so this was actually my first exposure to a lot of the wacky shit from places other than the fed.

They even have a column with Russo trying to defend his awful booking, I read like 3 of them and I now believe every single story Cornette tells about him. The inductions get most of the attention but my favorite section was always the jobber of the week though it doesn't look like they're updating it anymore.

The Someone Bought This section really shows how big of an ace Stone Cold was for WWF. What other wrestler (or person in general) has their own branded crossbow, condoms, cologne, and landline phone? I will also be hunting down some of this dumb obscure shit thank you for reminding me of this site.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 26, 2023, 11:16:05 AM
Holy shit Cornette just made me choke on my drink at work.

Listening to an old episode where he did a rewatch of the 1992 Royal Rumble (Flair wins), he starts talking about Kerry Von Erich and he gets eliminated and Jim says "Well that's not an elimination, both his feet didn't touch the ground."

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 26, 2023, 11:41:30 AM
So I turned off dynamite at the very beginning because I really didn't want to watch midlife crisis Jericho hanging out with young dudes hoping to steal their essence, and just never turned it back on until the end. I just cannot watch Sammy without kind of hating wrestling. Watching it now, still skipping that.

If you count entrance gear I think the current generation of AEW has the most masks or face paint of any non-lucha company since the 80s.

Buddy and Julia might be the best looking non-talkers in AEW. I don't think you really need a promo when you look that good either. I kinda wish they'd make Julia more of a straight up evil seductress like fallen angel Nancy or just get her more involved in general. I don't understand what that whole lights out segment was about, seemed pointless. Darby was obviously limited so it was kind of meh.

Joe with his weekly great promo, but I always laugh when he does that quietquietquietLOUD delivery.

Man Stokely has been pretty disappointing for me. I feel like hasn't done much and hasn't been particularly great at what he has done.. forgettable lower card stuff.

So are all these matches just going to be "Hook stands around for 5 minutes while Hungle Boy does all the wrestling, then hot tags in for his 30 second spot"? I think he was a little late on the finish there and it looked weird. Matt Hardy looks rough... dudes walking like Hank Hills dad these days.

The family therapy thing was kind of cringe worthy....I think that "doctor" was a porn star, or maybe it was the brazzers level set, editing, and acting. And all that to just say "we want a title shot."

Cage vs BD played out spot for spot almost exactly how I thought it would in my head, complete with the no selling. Not necessarily a bad thing, but not that exciting either. MJF fucking smashed that extra out of his chair haha.

Ruby and Toni sucked. Toni just isn't a heel and the whole "music plays and someone stands at the top of the ramp" distraction finish is maybe the worst trope in all of wrestling.

MJFs promo was fucking great. Reminded me of like a calm Piper promo or something and oh my god I'm stoked to see Thatcher on a major wrestling show again. Ring Kampf was the shit and you know BD is going to be excited to do some gruesome shit with him.

Man you could tell as soon as Lethal and Sonjay came through the curtain it was gonna be emotional. I thought Ian's commentary over the entrance was great and I think nearly every person in the crowd I saw was crying. I kinda lost it when they started chopping the shit out of each other and you could just see how cathartic this shit is for them. Both those dudes love wrestling. Match was pretty good once they settled down, Mark carried it, Lethal played the sacrifice perfectly and it came off about as well as it could. What a picture perfect froggy bow.

The stuff after was great too. I hate that it's gotten to the point I can say this, but AEW is really good at tributes. I have to say that after all that, the perfect way for it to end for me was seeing Joe's big round dumb face smiling at Mark. That cracked me up for some reason.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 26, 2023, 11:45:51 AM
Holy shit Cornette just made me choke on my drink at work.

Listening to an old episode where he did a rewatch of the 1992 Royal Rumble (Flair wins), he starts talking about Kerry Von Erich and he gets eliminated and Jim says "Well that's not an elimination, both his feet didn't touch the ground."

HAHAHAHA. Dark humor wrestling jokes are the best.

You know that mystery Titans theater stream/YouTube show I sometimes talk about? Well last show they were watching an 80s wwf match and the ref missed something obvious, and without missing a beat the one dude goes "Well that wouldn't be the last time Joey Marella would be asleep at the wheel."
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 26, 2023, 01:10:54 PM
Dude I wasn't even super familiar with the Briscoes until recently and I definitely cried through most of the match.

You could see Lethal already crying when they shook hands at the beginning and I lost it.

Mark talking to his family through the camera at the end was beautiful.

It's funny these two girls at work yesterday were talking about crying at movies and I chimed in with "I cried on Monday night watching wrestling and I'll probably cry tonight watching wrestling. They had no clue what to think.

I will say I get cry triggered pretty easily. I still cry when I watch Rudy and Cool Runnings. Every. Single. Time.

Just want to say that I love pro wrestling and I'm so happy to have found this cross section of skateboarding wrestling fans to discuss and analyze the greatest form of live theatre that ever existed.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 26, 2023, 09:00:29 PM
Same dude, I was never a Briscoes fan until recently (both the ignorant tweets and honestly I thought it was so stupid to wear all the confederate shit while repping fucking Delaware of all places) but I always respect that kind of passion for the business. I'm not super emotional usually but I welled up as soon as I saw Lethal's face and when they went into the chops and you could see the body language change I started to kinda lose it. Then at the end when Mark was talking to his nieces and brother through the camera I fully lost it.

And yeah dude I think it goes without saying this is my favorite thread on here. I could talk wrestling for hours and not get bored. Pro wrestling is such a ridiculous world and there's like 60 years of insanity to go over before you even start to understand how it got this way. It's super cool that there's a little pocket of skaters who share my passion for it and I genuinely get stoked when I see someone post in here. I also love that we get a pretty diverse crowd in terms of what we all watch - AEW is kinda a common thread but we get people who are into the fed, people who are into the indys, people who watch NJPW, and of course people who watch the old stuff.

Speaking of which... Here's a day and a half straight of the wonderful world of Memphis wrestling.

https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmaeXs4XvwORjbSjsedFhGpC553j1Ef-3

At the end of part 4 there's a tag match between Lawler/Cowboy Lang and Plowboy Frazier/little Tokyo (with Jimmy Hart on guest commentary). I know some of you listen to Corny and may find this equally hilarious and horrifying for the same reason I do.. Jimmy often tells a story about seeing a Polaroid of Frazier having relations with a midget, which iirc he described as "like a lion mauling a puppy."
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 27, 2023, 11:24:37 PM
Just watched rampage.

Hangman vs wheely yuta opened. Man Hangman has gone from centerpiece champion to curtain jerking the B show... When are they going to finally do MJF vs Hangman? I guarantee it will be awesome when they do.

Best friends and Danhausen vs Jarrett, lethal, and satnam. Surprisingly good! All the pro wrestling bollocks you'd expect from a match like this in 2023 but I can't deny that I had fun watching it. Did they film this the same night as the Briscoe match? Lethal still looked pretty shook up coming through the curtain.

Why does Ruby always sound like she's about to cry?

Hobbs had a squash. Not much to say except he's awesome.

Hayter vs Sakura was pretty meh. I just don't get Emi Sakura. She's like 5'1 and has unnaturally short legs. I don't care how many joshi she trains, all I see is a stumpy weirdo in a Disney costume screaming all the time for no reason. It doesn't do anything for me. Hayter definitely does though. Fuckin love that chick.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 28, 2023, 08:12:45 PM
This women’s rumble match is great, and I especially love the commentary team of Pat McAfee and Corey Graves. I’ve been cracking up at all of their quips.

Also, Nia Jax’s entire women’s rumble tenure was one big batch.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 28, 2023, 08:57:29 PM
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AEW with the dream match next week.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 28, 2023, 09:19:22 PM
This Bloodline storyline has turned out to become one of the greatest storylines in wrestling.

Everyone played their parts to perfection and Roman Reigns will one day be the goat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on January 28, 2023, 09:58:57 PM
This Bloodline storyline has turned out to become one of the greatest storylines in wrestling.

Everyone played their parts to perfection and Roman Reigns will one day be the goat.
It's amazing how much life they've been able to squeeze out of it. Last Monday's Bloodline segment on Raw legitimately had me on the edge of my seat
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on January 28, 2023, 10:01:14 PM
This women’s rumble match is great, and I especially love the commentary team of Pat McAfee and Corey Graves. I’ve been cracking up at all of their quips.

Also, Nia Jax’s entire women’s rumble tenure was one big batch.
That finish was incredible. I would have liked to see any of those last 3 win, but I'm stoked for Rhea.

Also pretty cool that Gunther broke the record for longest amount of time in a match on his first year in the Rumble
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on January 28, 2023, 10:54:46 PM
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AEW with the dream match next week.

DIE MATTE IST HEILIG.

That's gonna be gruesome in all the best ways. Thatcher is old school and lays them in, so I have to imagine they're going to absolutely batter and make origami out of each other.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2023, 01:27:57 AM
Why is Roman getting the praise when it’s Sami that has saved this storyline and executed the storyline tonight?

I’ve never particularly liked Roman, his matches, and think the “Acknkwledge Me” sounds desperate, so I’m not particularly fond of him as a bias
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 29, 2023, 05:43:48 AM
Why is Roman getting the praise when it’s Sami that has saved this storyline and executed the storyline tonight?

I’ve never particularly liked Roman, his matches, and think the “Acknkwledge Me” sounds desperate, so I’m not particularly fond of him as a bias

Roman’s the biggest draw of all of them.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 29, 2023, 05:44:25 AM
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This women’s rumble match is great, and I especially love the commentary team of Pat McAfee and Corey Graves. I’ve been cracking up at all of their quips.

Also, Nia Jax’s entire women’s rumble tenure was one big batch.
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That finish was incredible. I would have liked to see any of those last 3 win, but I'm stoked for Rhea.

Also pretty cool that Gunther broke the record for longest amount of time in a match on his first year in the Rumble

It’s Rhea’s time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 29, 2023, 05:45:08 AM
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This Bloodline storyline has turned out to become one of the greatest storylines in wrestling.

Everyone played their parts to perfection and Roman Reigns will one day be the goat.
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It's amazing how much life they've been able to squeeze out of it. Last Monday's Bloodline segment on Raw legitimately had me on the edge of my seat

I’ll say Jey should be the one who finally takes the belt off of Roman.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2023, 06:05:18 AM
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Why is Roman getting the praise when it’s Sami that has saved this storyline and executed the storyline tonight?

I’ve never particularly liked Roman, his matches, and think the “Acknkwledge Me” sounds desperate, so I’m not particularly fond of him as a bias
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Roman’s the biggest draw of all of them.

Meh - draw is kind of a dead term in the Fed.   This years Wrestlemania sold out long before even a hint of the card emerged and Vince was still running creative. 

Roman rarely has matches so he’s drawing I guess but he’s doing it in that asterisked way.   The shows he has matches on are the ones that would sell out immediately anyways .   

The bloodline storyline is the draw for Smackdowns and he’s a part of that, but not solely the reason.   

That shit was sinking before they did the whole Rock/Mankind thing with getting Sami in there.   

I also can’t trust a fan base that likes Wyatt Lore (or still likes it no matter how many times it’s shown to be the unsatisfying to the equivalency of 100x Game of Thrones final season). 


Roman will never be all time anything until he saturates pop culture the way the real goats have.   I still can’t imagine anyone outside of the wrestling fan base has any idea who he (and probably any current full-timer) is.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 29, 2023, 07:01:43 PM
Women’s Rumble was grand. Rhea Ripley will be a great champion & hopefully be a reason to continue to elevate the Women’s Division.

Men’s rumble was a tad boring although the Ricochet & Logan Paul rope collision was wild, even as someone who is not a fan of either of those two must admit.

Cody Rhodes winning was cool but I did sort of enjoy entertaining the idea that Gunther would win & spoil the predictable outcome of last night. I was also hoping for an RKO return….

Cody Rhodes wins at Mania, then turns heel….?

Kevin Owens put on a great show of getting annihilated as I think I counted ten kicks to him during the whole thing of Sami leaving the Bloodline.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2023, 08:59:49 PM
I like Rhea a lot and think she has a lot more to offer as the top dog than when Charlotte fucked her out of it.   I do wish she’d dial the makeup costuming back 20%

I can’t see Cody going heel.  I think they’ll want too guy as face and I don’t know if Cody who has publicly stated he never wants to go heel gif his kid’s sake has the heart to be that guy.   He’s aiming to be the Cena who can work
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 31, 2023, 04:25:35 AM
So pitch black means black lights. God that was awful.

Men's rumble was not great besides Gunther and the Logan Paul/ Ricochet spot.

I watch the Rumble for the surprise appearances and all they gave us was booker T for the men.

I really used to like it when like Demolition used to be in there and they would always team up and throw dudes out but as soon it was just the two of them, they would fight each other until someone else came.

Did Kofi even do any type of crazy save?

I fell asleep during the womens rumble but I do remember Chelsea Green. Her coming back was supposed to be kind of a big deal right? And then they just make her look stupid. Wifey told me about how they got Michelle McCool in there and that was neat.

Slept through the Bliss/ Bel Air match but I can't imagine they did anything too awesome.

Main event was OK, the Bloodline story has been excellent so we'll see what happens next.

And now they do a press conference afterwards like AEW? HA!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 31, 2023, 04:32:25 AM
So pitch black means black lights. God that was awful.

Men's rumble was not great besides Gunther and the Logan Paul/ Ricochet spot.

I watch the Rumble for the surprise appearances and all they gave us was booker T for the men.

I really used to like it when like Demolition used to be in there and they would always team up and throw dudes out but as soon it was just the two of them, they would fight each other until someone else came.

Did Kofi even do any type of crazy save?

I fell asleep during the womens rumble but I do remember Chelsea Green. Her coming back was supposed to be kind of a big deal right? And then they just make her look stupid. Wifey told me about how they got Michelle McCool in there and that was neat.

Slept through the Bliss/ Bel Air match but I can't imagine they did anything too awesome.

Main event was OK, the Bloodline story has been excellent so we'll see what happens next.

And now they do a press conference afterwards like AEW? HA!

I believe Chelsea Green came back to play a comedic character just like her husband and her Rumble appearance was meant to solidify that.

 https://www.cagesideseats.com/platform/amp/wwe/2023/1/30/23578046/chelsea-green-new-wwe-gimmick-karen-video-royal-rumble-fastest-elimination-complain (https://www.cagesideseats.com/platform/amp/wwe/2023/1/30/23578046/chelsea-green-new-wwe-gimmick-karen-video-royal-rumble-fastest-elimination-complain)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 31, 2023, 04:56:00 AM
So pitch black means black lights. God that was awful.

Men's rumble was not great besides Gunther and the Logan Paul/ Ricochet spot.

I watch the Rumble for the surprise appearances and all they gave us was booker T for the men.

I really used to like it when like Demolition used to be in there and they would always team up and throw dudes out but as soon it was just the two of them, they would fight each other until someone else came.

Did Kofi even do any type of crazy save?

I fell asleep during the womens rumble but I do remember Chelsea Green. Her coming back was supposed to be kind of a big deal right? And then they just make her look stupid. Wifey told me about how they got Michelle McCool in there and that was neat.

Slept through the Bliss/ Bel Air match but I can't imagine they did anything too awesome.

Main event was OK, the Bloodline story has been excellent so we'll see what happens next.

And now they do a press conference afterwards like AEW? HA!

Kofi has botched the spot two years in a row.  In his defense, it’s getting harder and harder to outdo himself, so the margin for error has been getting slimmer and slimmer.   He got a face full of desk edge for his trouble, which didn’t seem pleasant.   

I like RR for the surprises but they gave away Cody’s return no matter how obvious it was that he was returning.    It’s still fun to have that suspicion confirmed.   

I do with they would run a Rumble/Royale where the entrants actually compete and not kill time.   All the time someone gets saved from going over bc someone just decides to start attacking the guy just has gotten too much for me.   I understand why, it just annoys me

Walter vs Brock can be good, but I’m worried about the booking.  Brock has lost wayyy too much in the past few years.   It hasn’t affected his mystique, but it’s a weird spot where Lashley should go over him and Walter should as well in order to build up the full-timers/the future, but there’s only so many losses Brock could presumably take (or shoot want to take)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 01, 2023, 03:03:29 AM
I guess Joe came out and said that all the WWE firings were basically Vince feuding with Hunter behind the scenes and doing his typical "power move" bullshit.  Destroying people's careers and livelihoods is literally a game to him. Wrestling is going to be so much better when he finally fucks off.

Instead of the rumble I spent the last few nights watching old battle royals. Paul Boesch in Houston did these 2 ring ones where you'd have to get thrown into the other ring first, then thrown out of that to be eliminated...WCW kind of ripped it off with ww3 but I'm not sure if Boesch originated it or stole it from someone else. They'd have 20 guys in the ring for the introductions and since this was still kayfabe the heels would stand on one side of the ring and the good guys on the other side. Sometimes there'd even be a tweener who stood in the middle. They were typically star studded affairs with like Andre or Brody or Dusty too, their roster was incredibly strong. The whole thing typically took about 20 minutes with loads of eliminations and not a lot of time wasting, so it might be closer to what you're hoping to see in the modern setting Atiba. Lemme know if you wanna see one.

The AWA used to run just classic battle Royales all the time as just part of their normal cards, but they also sometimes did tag team ones and even ones for the title. If you grew up on mid-late 80s wwf the ones from the early 80s are particularly interesting because they're basically a rumble with the lineup from the first few manias. Vince raided probably 60% of his stars directly from Verne around that period, so it's like Mean Gene calling Hogan, Slaughter, Andre, Heenan etc but for a different company..those could be pretty plodding and time wastey though.

I come across a lot of random shit that I think about posting here and then forget about or decide its too obscure, but this is pretty fun.

https://m.facebook.com/WrestlePlug/videos/nwa-wrestlers-take-on-the-charlotte-police-in-1988-in-a-basketball-game-lol/335039660799790/

I love watching wrestlers genuinely compete in shit like this. They took it pretty seriously so it's fun to see the different styles of play. Some of it is exactly what you'd expect, Lex Luger chasing the ball around like a big dumb dog shouldn't surprise anyone, but I definitely wasn't expecting Dusty to be  running the court and draining 3's or Sting to genuinely be the most athletic guy on the court.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 01, 2023, 05:42:00 AM
Don’t get me wrong Vince sucks more than Hunter, but there was definitely some communication breakdown between what they were developing in NXT and what was working on the roster.   

NXT was a vastly superior product, but I don’t know why they thought Vince would all of a sudden like that kind of wrestling, so it was almost irresponsible to hire them and give them that hope in the first place.   They were the only game in town and they were obviously hiring the best wrestlers out there, but it was always a foreseeable conclusion.   

Seth Rollins might be the only one to excel and be the top guy in both?   (Drew didn’t get to be top guy too long on Raw and was cursed with bad timing and Owens always felt upper-mid in Vince’s eyes).  Women are obviously a different story.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 01, 2023, 07:49:56 AM
Dude thats a great point. Look at the recent NXT champs from the last 5-8 years and see what they are doing. Half of them are either at catering or AEW.

Keith Lee
Bobby Roode
Andrade
Adam Cole
Karrion Kross (isn't at catering just yet but give it time)
Shinsuke Nakamura

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 01, 2023, 06:28:15 PM
I think we can all agree that Vince coming back is the worst. It's only a matter of time before he's back in control of creative and forcing his old, tired, slightly homoerotic idea of wrestling down the audiences throat again. I can't really hold it against HHH for trying to get his guys on TV and move them up the food chain, but I can definitely hold it against Vince for firing them just to swing his dick around. The more the facade rips the more its become evident that Mr. McMahon wasn't that much of a character and he really is the epitome of evil greedy old man. Dude is a scrooge who didn't listen to his ghosts. His gravestone better have a drain installed because there's going to be a mile long line of people he's fucked waiting to piss on it.

I honestly don't feel like I'm missing much though. AEW might never be as big as WWE, but at least I can watch it and not feel like I need to take a shower.

Shaqueefa have you ever listened to Bobby Blaze's podcast/YouTube? It's kinda funny to hear a jobbers perspective on some of the famous people and events. He does a bunch of lists that I've been listening to on and off over the past few weeks.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UakG8v8Nal0&list=TLPQMDEwMjIwMjPJknbpPXVIXQ&index=3
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 01, 2023, 06:42:01 PM
Let’s not forget, the evil Mr McMahon character was a direct result of the Montreal Screwjob
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 02, 2023, 02:32:08 AM
Hangman vs Mox was like a stereotype of a mox match. They're relying on the brawl through the crowd before the match technically starts thing way too much and it feels lazy. It's not as egregious as the bleeding, but its close. Went way too long and I hated the finish. No one should be kicking out of the buckshot on a free TV match. I don't know if that's supposed to be the end of the feud but i kinda hope so just so Hangman can move on to something else.

Takeshita already feels like excess baggage. Please don't put him in a full feud with MJF, that would be yet another example of bringing a champ down rather than elevating a challenger.

Thatcher looks fucking great. Such a great, vicious, old school heel. He does so many little things that make it seem like a real fight that you don't see as much these days. I enjoy the exaggerated facials and thought he played his role perfectly. He's an actual throwback rather than someone who makes that their gimmick but still wrestles like a modern dude (looking at you FTR) so it would be cool to see him signed but I have zero idea where you put him so it's probably for the best if he isn't.

Jade looked great as usual, but I just didn't care about the match. At what point is AEW going to learn that giving someone a win on dark is not a build? They do this all the time... Give a jobber a win that most of the audience doesn't see or care about after months or years of losing and then a week later they're in a championship match and we're supposed to take it seriously. Now they're doing it with the women because they've run out of people for jade to beat.

Joe and Darby was fucking killer. Joe is insanely good and maybe my favorite thing about the show at the moment. Darbys thumbtack hoody looked like something Burberry Erry would wear to be ironic. That match was fucking BRUTAL...Joe came out of it looking Iike he had been in a real fight, pretty sure that cut was hard way and he looked like he gave Darby a few receipts for it early on. The muscle buster on the bare wood was the perfect way to put Darby down for a 3 count but I would have been much happier if they had just cut out on a bloody and battered Joe standing triumphantly over Darby with his title belt.

The wardlow shit felt like it sorta ruined the moment for me. You could do that return at any point next week and get the same reaction, so why do it immediately after Joe's win? If you just wanted to get wardlow on the show for a home state (not even hometown) pop then do something during rampage.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 02, 2023, 10:12:32 AM
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RIP Lanny Poffo
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 03, 2023, 02:40:01 AM
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RIP Lanny Poffo

FUCK. I was just last night watching some of Lanny and Randy's Memphis run and thinking about how over Lanny would be with today's audience. The fact that he genuinely wrote all of those poems hours before the match and more often than not they were actually pretty always amazed me. Lanny was kind of like a proto-Acclaimed in that regard. He wasn't as good as Randy in the ring, but he was more than capable of holding his own and actually kinda surprised me with how well he moved and worked the southern crowds. There's some mid south coliseum matches with Poffomania where he gets just as much of a pop as Randy at certain points. I also honestly think he was just as good on the mic as Randy, but in a completely different style that most people didn't quite get at the time.

Dunno if any of you are familiar with the OSW review "boy stable", but basically it's your personal group of favorite wrestlers that never really got a push or were underappreciated. The kind of guy where you go "that's my BOY" even though no one else seems to like them as much as you. The general criteria is they can't have ever held a major singles belt in one of the big promotions (so IC champs are out and European/TV champs are questionable). Anyways, Lanny would 100% be in my boy stable...especially in his genius gimmick. I was a nerdy, wordy kid so I actually kind of identified with him and I used to come up with my own shitty little poems that no one else thought were clever haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 03, 2023, 03:22:44 AM
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RIP Lanny Poffo
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FUCK. I was just last night watching some of Lanny and Randy's Memphis run and thinking about how over Lanny would be with today's audience. The fact that he genuinely wrote all of those poems hours before the match and more often than not they were actually pretty always amazed me. Lanny was kind of like a proto-Acclaimed in that regard. He wasn't as good as Randy in the ring, but he was more than capable of holding his own and actually kinda surprised me with how well he moved and worked the southern crowds. There's some mid south coliseum matches with Poffomania where he gets just as much of a pop as Randy at certain points. I also honestly think he was just as good on the mic as Randy, but in a completely different style that most people didn't quite get at the time.

Dunno if any of you are familiar with the OSW review "boy stable", but basically it's your personal group of favorite wrestlers that never really got a push or were underappreciated. The kind of guy where you go "that's my BOY" even though no one else seems to like them as much as you. The general criteria is they can't have ever held a major singles belt in one of the big promotions (so IC champs are out and European/TV champs are questionable). Anyways, Lanny would 100% be in my boy stable...especially in his genius gimmick. I was a nerdy, wordy kid so I actually kind of identified with him and I used to come up with my own shitty little poems that no one else thought were clever haha.

Never forget he had a win over Hulk Hogan.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on February 03, 2023, 08:07:06 PM
@Buttfart Rapedick you ever read this book? I read it last year and it's pretty good, gives a comprehensive history of the AWA and shows how influential Verne Gagne was in his heyday

(https://www.cottagegrovejournal.news/cloonermedia/cottagegrovejournal/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/031e6af4afb4a991fc49ade99a37b1f4.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 04, 2023, 12:10:40 AM
@Buttfart Rapedick you ever read this book? I read it last year and it's pretty good, gives a comprehensive history of the AWA and shows how influential Verne Gagne was in his heyday

(https://www.cottagegrovejournal.news/cloonermedia/cottagegrovejournal/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/031e6af4afb4a991fc49ade99a37b1f4.jpg)

Oh dang I’m interested.   I’m going through the Pro Wrestling Hall of Fame Books on Tag Teams and Heels right now, then the VKM book.    This one will slot in nicely
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: franquietits on February 05, 2023, 12:38:31 PM
Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?

love the elite's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZh0_IdFtQ8

I luv their attitude and bravado. It's cool how aew can capitalize on using real songs.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 06, 2023, 02:17:24 AM
@Buttfart Rapedick you ever read this book? I read it last year and it's pretty good, gives a comprehensive history of the AWA and shows how influential Verne Gagne was in his heyday

(https://www.cottagegrovejournal.news/cloonermedia/cottagegrovejournal/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2022/08/031e6af4afb4a991fc49ade99a37b1f4.jpg)

I haven't but I'm going to try to find an ebook of it now that you've pointed it out. I've got about 2-3 toilet trips worth of Jericho's first book to finish, then I'm ready to start a new one.

Ive been watching a ton of AWA the last few days, there's a couple YouTube channels that are devoted to it that I found, and there's even a fair amount of HD stuff. It's really noticeable when you watch like an 80-82 show just how much Vince took from Verne. Honestly I think the WWF didn't really pull ahead in terms of production value and polish until around 84 or so. AWA had good lighting, a multi camera setup, cool transitions, some of the best on air talent (like Okerlund), and one of the best sounding rings I've ever heard.

One of the things I really like about AWA as opposed to like Memphis or Houston is that they actually booked fairly competitive matches for the TV show. The southern studio shows are mostly squash matches and promos to set up angles for the live shows because they made most of their money on drawing houses, not the TV show. AWA would sometimes just randomly have like Nick Bockwinkel vs Jumbo Tsuruta putting on a clinic in the middle of the show and the overall ratio of actual matches to angles is pretty high. I'm not sure if their business was more based on TV distribution than live gates, but it would make sense if it was since I can't imagine it would be as easy to run a live show circuit in the Minnesota winters. Maybe I should read a book about it...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 06, 2023, 02:35:15 AM
Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?

love the elite's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZh0_IdFtQ8

I luv their attitude and bravado. It's cool how aew can capitalize on using real songs.

Probably Dalton Castle.

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8ep6w2

There's a few that I usually pop for...Jericho (when he's alone), Lucha Bros, Darby etc. Luchasaurus' last entrance with all the ominous lighting and shit loads of Pyro was pretty cool too. It reminded me of the original Mortis vibe from WCW back in the day. Always down for a good kaze ni nare as well.

It's not really an entrance but I genuinely get excited when MJF's music hits.

Oh and the OC and best friends one where they came out on each other's shoulders in a giant trench coat to "confront" Satnam Singh is probably the hardest I've laughed at a wrestling joke in years.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 06, 2023, 03:20:55 AM
I miss Alistair/Malachi’s nXT entrance.   Worked especially well with our infrequent they appear so it never got played out
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 07, 2023, 03:18:22 PM
the genius wasn't built enough for wwf but he had a good character. smug heel you'd want to boo but he played it well. vince was a size queen so he wasn't going to get the push his brother had and also, macho was an institution.
he even rapped. "be a man hogan!"

I don't know if it was that. Not sure what they were billed at in their WWF runs but in reality Lanny was about the same size as Randy (he might have even been a little taller actually), though he wasn't nearly as defined. It's been said that Vince signed the Poffos to cripple Memphis as much anything, and though he was definitely courting a southern audience at the time I don't necessarily buy that either. Randy was coming off a red-hot program with Lawler and Memphis itself was still pretty damn hot in 85. Vince just really wanted Randy because he was the hottest available free agent and was willing to give  his brother a job to make it happen. For some reason Vince seemed to have a grudge against Angelo, which is sometimes postulated as the reason Randy was never honored by the WWF (alongside the much more popular theory that he got caught fucking a barely legal Stephanie).

Wrestling was still a family business in a lot of ways and Vince was still somewhat abiding by his father's wishes and "taking care of the boys" at that point. It wasn't a unique situation by any means though, you'd see guys like Barry O (Bob Orton's brother) or Kendall Windham or Vic Steamboat or Sam Houston (Jake's brother) etc working as preliminary guys and making up the numbers for the touring schedule in all the major promotions at the time.

All that being said, I don't think Vince ever expected Savage to get over the way he did and never really appreciated or took him as seriously as he should have. In a lot of ways he had to succeed in spite of his promoter rather than because of him.
There was always a weird animosity between the two and if it weren't for the slim Jim deal things probably would have gone sideways even faster than they did.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on February 07, 2023, 11:21:40 PM
That sucks, the little I’ve seen/heard from him in the last 5-10 years has been awesome…..it’s like skating in a way that you won’t think much of a pro, then you meet them or hear their story and realize all the things they’ve seen and the dedication they’ve put in….even if I thought he was a cornball, he was doing his job…at least 50% of the WWF was dumb I thought…..I guess I was already into skating and not having it….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 08, 2023, 02:50:06 AM
Lawler is back in the hospital. Apparently he had a stroke last night, but thankfully they seem to have caught it within the critical window and gotten him in for treatment. Dirty Dutch says he's expected to recover. Hopefully that's the case, I'm not ready to kill my fingers and brain typing out all the complexities of Lawler's amazing career yet.

That sucks, the little I’ve seen/heard from him in the last 5-10 years has been awesome…..it’s like skating in a way that you won’t think much of a pro, then you meet them or hear their story and realize all the things they’ve seen and the dedication they’ve put in….even if I thought he was a cornball, he was doing his job…at least 50% of the WWF was dumb I thought…..I guess I was already into skating and not having it….

There's so many guys that I thought sucked when I was a kid and now I go back and watch and realize how awesome they were. Barry Windham is another one of those for me.. Didn't really like him in WCW and knew him mostly from the stalker and blackjack gimmicks in WWF so I never really paid attention to him. Once I did I started to understand why some of his peers say he was the most talented guy to ever lace them up but just didn't really care about getting himself over.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2023, 03:20:45 AM
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the genius wasn't built enough for wwf but he had a good character. smug heel you'd want to boo but he played it well. vince was a size queen so he wasn't going to get the push his brother had and also, macho was an institution.
he even rapped. "be a man hogan!"
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I don't know if it was that. Not sure what they were billed at in their WWF runs but in reality Lanny was about the same size as Randy (he might have even been a little taller actually), though he wasn't nearly as defined. It's been said that Vince signed the Poffos to cripple Memphis as much anything, and though he was definitely courting a southern audience at the time I don't necessarily buy that either. Randy was coming off a red-hot program with Lawler and Memphis itself was still pretty damn hot in 85. Vince just really wanted Randy because he was the hottest available free agent and was willing to give  his brother a job to make it happen. For some reason Vince seemed to have a grudge against Angelo, which is sometimes postulated as the reason Randy was never honored by the WWF (alongside the much more popular theory that he got caught fucking a barely legal Stephanie).

Wrestling was still a family business in a lot of ways and Vince was still somewhat abiding by his father's wishes and "taking care of the boys" at that point. It wasn't a unique situation by any means though, you'd see guys like Barry O (Bob Orton's brother) or Kendall Windham or Vic Steamboat or Sam Houston (Jake's brother) etc working as preliminary guys and making up the numbers for the touring schedule in all the major promotions at the time.

All that being said, I don't think Vince ever expected Savage to get over the way he did and never really appreciated or took him as seriously as he should have. In a lot of ways he had to succeed in spite of his promoter rather than because of him.
There was always a weird animosity between the two and if it weren't for the slim Jim deal things probably would have gone sideways even faster than they did.

“Weird animosity” - you’ve heard the Stephanie rumors?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 08, 2023, 06:19:08 AM
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the genius wasn't built enough for wwf but he had a good character. smug heel you'd want to boo but he played it well. vince was a size queen so he wasn't going to get the push his brother had and also, macho was an institution.
he even rapped. "be a man hogan!"
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I don't know if it was that. Not sure what they were billed at in their WWF runs but in reality Lanny was about the same size as Randy (he might have even been a little taller actually), though he wasn't nearly as defined. It's been said that Vince signed the Poffos to cripple Memphis as much anything, and though he was definitely courting a southern audience at the time I don't necessarily buy that either. Randy was coming off a red-hot program with Lawler and Memphis itself was still pretty damn hot in 85. Vince just really wanted Randy because he was the hottest available free agent and was willing to give  his brother a job to make it happen. For some reason Vince seemed to have a grudge against Angelo, which is sometimes postulated as the reason Randy was never honored by the WWF (alongside the much more popular theory that he got caught fucking a barely legal Stephanie).

Wrestling was still a family business in a lot of ways and Vince was still somewhat abiding by his father's wishes and "taking care of the boys" at that point. It wasn't a unique situation by any means though, you'd see guys like Barry O (Bob Orton's brother) or Kendall Windham or Vic Steamboat or Sam Houston (Jake's brother) etc working as preliminary guys and making up the numbers for the touring schedule in all the major promotions at the time.

All that being said, I don't think Vince ever expected Savage to get over the way he did and never really appreciated or took him as seriously as he should have. In a lot of ways he had to succeed in spite of his promoter rather than because of him.
There was always a weird animosity between the two and if it weren't for the slim Jim deal things probably would have gone sideways even faster than they did.
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“Weird animosity” - you’ve heard the Stephanie rumors?

Yeah i mentioned that, but I actually mostly meant before that took place...the shit with Angelo and the legends battle royale, the Commentary thing, the weird rivalationship he had with Hogan who was basically Vince proxy at the time, and the rumors he bitch slapped Vince, the stories about him not trusting Vince to the point he was scared he would use an actual cobra in the wedding storyline and made Jake take a bite from it first etc.

Steph didn't turn 18 until the year he left (94), so there was a lot of shit that happened even before he allegedly cleared out a parking spot for HHH. I don't really buy that story, but if it is true as best I can tell it would have most likely happened in the summer of 94 between her graduating high school and leaving for college and him leaving for Atlanta in the fall. There was a lot of acrimony even before that and if it is true that he managed to fuck his boss' hot ass coed daughter as a way to get back at him for years of mistreatment then it certainly adds to the legend of the Macho Man. I don't think it's super likely, but then again who the fuck knows with the McMahon family. Vince would have probably sold her to the Saudis for forced marriage when she was 13 if that had been an option.

Edit - almost forgot... Check out what I stumbled on this morning.. Start at 6:00 if you just want to skip to the moment.


https://youtu.be/Gt6JfZSuHGI

First off the whole show is interesting because it has Percy Pringle (Paul Bearer) doing babyface commentary which is kinda cool, but as far as I can tell this is the wrestling world's first real introduction to the Steve Austin name. Kinda cool to see this young cocky blonde dude with hilarious tights and a flowy as fuck mullet knowing what he would become. Even back then you could see the beginnings of the stomp that would become one of his signature moves.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 08, 2023, 03:53:25 PM
Sat down and watched Rampage. It was kind of rough.

Bucks and elite wrestled a boring match against private party and Ethan page. I once saw someone say that Bucks matches are like when the egotistical lead guitarist insists on a 20 minute wank solo in the middle of a concert and that's even more accurate with these trios matches.

They had Swerve beating up Pillman Jr. who's apparently still doing his Omega cosplay and still has the most awkward timing this side of Greg Gagne. Dustin made the save with a turnbuckle which of course I popped for but I doubt anyone else did.

They had a girls tag that I didn't watch and then Rush vs Christopher Daniels as a main event? What the fuck? Who does Tony think wants to see old man Daniels getting choked with a neon green cable (the dumbest fucking gimmick I've ever seen... Is he supposed to be a jump rope enthusiast or something?) as the main event of anything? That's like a lower card ROH match.

Predictably the ratings were a disaster and it was like #70 something for the night. This company is truly its own worst enemy and im baffled that there still isn't someone to tell Tony how fucking dumb of an idea this kind of thing is.

Thankfully they had Dalton Castle on Dark tossing some beefy jobber around like a sack of trash to wash the taste out of my mouth. It's hilarious because Taz seems to want to dislike him but he has to begrudgingly accept him as a fellow suplex machine.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2023, 04:16:37 PM
Did you see that older tag team that called themselves the Youngest Men alive?   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 08, 2023, 06:51:19 PM
MJF vs Takeshita tonight was grand.
The promo MJF cut was pretty wild as I guess I was used to things going back to PG in the wrestling world but I’m also new to AEW.

Watched all the way up until the Elite match; cannot get behind them & the fact that they come out to Kansas.

I too caught that Thatcher match & was very into his performance. Classic & cold.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 09, 2023, 02:09:54 AM
Did you see that older tag team that called themselves the Youngest Men alive?


I did. And I am intrigued. If they wrestle like a 1987 team with all kinds of pantomime and "gotcha!" spots then I'm in. Typically I get sick of nostalgia acts pretty fast but the one who said youngest man alive had the mannerisms, cadence, and delivery down so well that I was quite impressed. You can tell he's probably spent loads of time doing his homework.

That or he's a time traveler, and thus became the youngest man when he warped into existing in our dimension.

Gonna watch Dynamite after breakfast I think. I was going to watch last night but I fell asleep watching WWA/Bruiser Bedlam. I found a compilation of the beginning Scott Steiners career that's pretty cool, this is before he went to Memphis even and I didn't really know anything about it before yesterday. It was a small territory and I think bruiser was one of those notoriously cheap Midwestern promoters so even I have no clue who half these guys are haha.

https://youtu.be/NAuSmjy9BqU
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 09, 2023, 05:34:23 AM
I can't believe I woke up this morning and the fucking ASS BOYS are champs. what the actual fuck.

I get that Takeshita can have a banger with anyone, but jeez he needs some credible wins on TV.

BD v Rush was pretty good and Rush looks so good on his entrance, just a real nice presentation.

Still think we didn't need 2 dudes fully bleeding in the first hour of the show, but whatever.

The bunny is hot.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 09, 2023, 05:57:59 AM
MJF vs Takeshita tonight was grand.
The promo MJF cut was pretty wild as I guess I was used to things going back to PG in the wrestling world but I’m also new to AEW.

Watched all the way up until the Elite match; cannot get behind them & the fact that they come out to Kansas.

I too caught that Thatcher match & was very into his performance. Classic & cold.


Elite match was great.   I wouldn’t mind a few more matches between those two teams.   Top Flight feels like what they thought Private Party was supposed to become back when PP upset tbe bucks in the inaugural tag tournament
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 10, 2023, 02:36:10 AM
I can't believe I woke up this morning and the fucking ASS BOYS are champs. what the actual fuck.

I get that Takeshita can have a banger with anyone, but jeez he needs some credible wins on TV.

BD v Rush was pretty good and Rush looks so good on his entrance, just a real nice presentation.

Still think we didn't need 2 dudes fully bleeding in the first hour of the show, but whatever.

The bunny is hot.

Im just gonna quote you for this week. Basically summed up how I felt. I love Rush's entrance and a lot of his work but the constant cheating needs to come after you've established him as a credible threat and I feel like they never did that with him. Also the cable thing is so dumb. Get a gimmick that fits the character, use a white bull rope for Christ's sake!

I'm actually with you on the bleeding too... Its totally unnecessary and takes away from when it happens at a ppv or in a big title or blowoff match. This is one of those areas where I feel like Tony just let's the boys do whatever they want and it hurts everyone. He really needs to just be like "no one bleeds unless I say so" or if he's afraid of stepping on toes then put the decision in the hands of someone like Taz who didn't rely on it but still used it selectively and effectively.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 10, 2023, 08:48:34 AM
More Thatcher.

Big night for Jey Uso!

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: bardcore on February 11, 2023, 10:04:53 AM
The man i aspire to be
But genius don't come easily
Wrestle in heaven if you can
With your brother Macho Man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6De_jrd48b8
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 11, 2023, 10:17:51 AM
I hope they team Mark Briscoe with FTR for trios.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 11, 2023, 02:16:03 PM
Last nights Smackdown was beyond disappointing. Only highlights for me was seeing Ronda come back. Sami on the microphone was cool but even the tag match with the Usos vs Strowman & Riccochet was a tad boring. The main event was quite a mess as a fatal four way with Kross, Mysterio, Moss & Escobar. Just totally unorganized.

Moss also reminded me of Steve Mongo McMichael…..just bad….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 13, 2023, 02:25:44 AM
Mahomes parading around with the WWE belt must chap Tonys ass so bad. If the Jags somehow win a SB I bet he has Trevvie Lawrence just dressed up as a giant AEW logo or dome other ridiculous inferiority complex shit.

Been splitting my time between AWA and Houston the last few nights and found some real gems. Paul Boesch on commentary is great, he's got one of the most unique deliveries and sometimes uses (or misuses) words or phrases you don't hear very often. He definitely had an eye for talent and didn't book a ton of squash matches so theres some really good stuff out there. I found this last night and it's cool to see Steiner work a totally different style. Also he's fucking enormous here, he might be as big as Scott at this point actually.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNl2peBmS0&list=TLPQMTEwMjIwMjM5ijELv-d97A&index=9
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on February 13, 2023, 04:57:21 AM
Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?

Bray Wyatt's current entrance

Just kidding. It's awful.

Currently, we've only been watching WWE as it's the easiest for us to watch based on our schedules. It's been 10 years since I saw him on ROH but I'd still also concur with BFRD and say Dalton Castle. That guy is awesome.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 13, 2023, 05:49:40 AM
Headed to Tampa this week. Was really hoping they still did regular NXT tapings in Orlando, but alas.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 13, 2023, 08:17:49 AM
Aw man , you missed a big NWA show in Tampa over the weekend.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 13, 2023, 09:25:52 AM
Aw man , you missed a big NWA show in Tampa over the weekend.

Ah bummer.

I probably won’t get to go to a show until New Japan comes back to the ECW Arena in April.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 13, 2023, 11:24:11 AM
I'm pretty sure I'm going to Japan to work at the end of May and I might be there for Battle of the Super Juniors. That would be amazing.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 13, 2023, 07:38:42 PM
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Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?
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Bray Wyatt's current entrance

Just kidding. It's awful.

Currently, we've only been watching WWE as it's the easiest for us to watch based on our schedules. It's been 10 years since I saw him on ROH but I'd still also concur with BFRD and say Dalton Castle. That guy is awesome.

Dalton & the boys have been pretty over on AEW but for some reason TK seems hesitant to push them. Dalton beating Cody for the belt is one of my favorite ROH moments ever and one of the better "genuinely shocked" crowd reactions I've seen. I always say a big part of why I like him is that he reminds me of Goldust, who's one of my favorite characters ever. They both have this outlandish, slightly silly gimmick but once the bell rings they turn it on and just fuckin go. As soon as Dalton slips his hips under yours they might as well start a countdown to take-off because you're going for a ride. Awesome finisher too.

SHAQUEEFA have you thought about doing the Jeri-cruise? I watched some stuff from this one and it looks like a blast. I checked the prices and it's actually pretty affordable for 2 people. I might legitimately consider doing it next year if I'm still this into wrestling.

Watching some FMW/W*NG/IWA Japan and ECW tonight. Mike Awesome was something else... I've never seen anyone else effortlessly powerbomb 250 pound men while standing on the top rope. He's got a lot in common with The Spoiler and young Taker in the way he uses the ropes, but he could do even more. I guess Lance Archer would be the closest thing today, but hes not on Awesome's level.






Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 14, 2023, 04:23:18 PM
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Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?
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Bray Wyatt's current entrance

Just kidding. It's awful.

Currently, we've only been watching WWE as it's the easiest for us to watch based on our schedules. It's been 10 years since I saw him on ROH but I'd still also concur with BFRD and say Dalton Castle. That guy is awesome.
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Dalton & the boys have been pretty over on AEW but for some reason TK seems hesitant to push them. Dalton beating Cody for the belt is one of my favorite ROH moments ever and one of the better "genuinely shocked" crowd reactions I've seen. I always say a big part of why I like him is that he reminds me of Goldust, who's one of my favorite characters ever. They both have this outlandish, slightly silly gimmick but once the bell rings they turn it on and just fuckin go. As soon as Dalton slips his hips under yours they might as well start a countdown to take-off because you're going for a ride. Awesome finisher too.

SHAQUEEFA have you thought about doing the Jeri-cruise? I watched some stuff from this one and it looks like a blast. I checked the prices and it's actually pretty affordable for 2 people. I might legitimately consider doing it next year if I'm still this into wrestling.

Watching some FMW/W*NG/IWA Japan and ECW tonight. Mike Awesome was something else... I've never seen anyone else effortlessly powerbomb 250 pound men while standing on the top rope. He's got a lot in common with The Spoiler and young Taker in the way he uses the ropes, but he could do even more. I guess Lance Archer would be the closest thing today, but hes not on Awesome's level.

I think it’s bc Dalton and the Boys are ROH belt holders and he’s been trying not to mix the two rosters as much after fan interest flagged
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 14, 2023, 06:49:11 PM
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Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?
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Bray Wyatt's current entrance

Just kidding. It's awful.

Currently, we've only been watching WWE as it's the easiest for us to watch based on our schedules. It's been 10 years since I saw him on ROH but I'd still also concur with BFRD and say Dalton Castle. That guy is awesome.
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Dalton & the boys have been pretty over on AEW but for some reason TK seems hesitant to push them. Dalton beating Cody for the belt is one of my favorite ROH moments ever and one of the better "genuinely shocked" crowd reactions I've seen. I always say a big part of why I like him is that he reminds me of Goldust, who's one of my favorite characters ever. They both have this outlandish, slightly silly gimmick but once the bell rings they turn it on and just fuckin go. As soon as Dalton slips his hips under yours they might as well start a countdown to take-off because you're going for a ride. Awesome finisher too.

SHAQUEEFA have you thought about doing the Jeri-cruise? I watched some stuff from this one and it looks like a blast. I checked the prices and it's actually pretty affordable for 2 people. I might legitimately consider doing it next year if I'm still this into wrestling.

Watching some FMW/W*NG/IWA Japan and ECW tonight. Mike Awesome was something else... I've never seen anyone else effortlessly powerbomb 250 pound men while standing on the top rope. He's got a lot in common with The Spoiler and young Taker in the way he uses the ropes, but he could do even more. I guess Lance Archer would be the closest thing today, but hes not on Awesome's level.
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I think it’s bc Dalton and the Boys are ROH belt holders and he’s been trying not to mix the two rosters as much after fan interest flagged

I dunno, even like back when he was still mixing lots of ROH stuff in they didn't get a ton of love. I think they were pretty much over after the Gresham match in the spring, I remember him getting a surprise big pop in that battle royal and there being some general IWC hype but the closest thing to a push he got was getting competitively jobbed out to Jericho in the ppv build a few months ago. Obviously I'm not impartial, but it feels like one of those layups they just refuse to shoot for some reason. I bet he could move merch like Danhausen too, I'd definitely drop $20 on a boy mask.

I honestly think TK just isn't a fan for whatever reason. It's the only thing that makes sense to me. The guy can talk, Wrestle his ass off, and makes new fans every time he's on TV. We've long known that Tony books like a kid playing with his wrestling figures and I get the feeling Dalton is the one he got from the dollar store clearance rack that all his friends want to play with and he doesn't understand why.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 14, 2023, 07:45:46 PM
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Whose got your favorite entrance in wrestling right now?
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Bray Wyatt's current entrance

Just kidding. It's awful.

Currently, we've only been watching WWE as it's the easiest for us to watch based on our schedules. It's been 10 years since I saw him on ROH but I'd still also concur with BFRD and say Dalton Castle. That guy is awesome.
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Dalton & the boys have been pretty over on AEW but for some reason TK seems hesitant to push them. Dalton beating Cody for the belt is one of my favorite ROH moments ever and one of the better "genuinely shocked" crowd reactions I've seen. I always say a big part of why I like him is that he reminds me of Goldust, who's one of my favorite characters ever. They both have this outlandish, slightly silly gimmick but once the bell rings they turn it on and just fuckin go. As soon as Dalton slips his hips under yours they might as well start a countdown to take-off because you're going for a ride. Awesome finisher too.

SHAQUEEFA have you thought about doing the Jeri-cruise? I watched some stuff from this one and it looks like a blast. I checked the prices and it's actually pretty affordable for 2 people. I might legitimately consider doing it next year if I'm still this into wrestling.

Watching some FMW/W*NG/IWA Japan and ECW tonight. Mike Awesome was something else... I've never seen anyone else effortlessly powerbomb 250 pound men while standing on the top rope. He's got a lot in common with The Spoiler and young Taker in the way he uses the ropes, but he could do even more. I guess Lance Archer would be the closest thing today, but hes not on Awesome's level.
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I think it’s bc Dalton and the Boys are ROH belt holders and he’s been trying not to mix the two rosters as much after fan interest flagged
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I dunno, even like back when he was still mixing lots of ROH stuff in they didn't get a ton of love. I think they were pretty much over after the Gresham match in the spring, I remember him getting a surprise big pop in that battle royal and there being some general IWC hype but the closest thing to a push he got was getting competitively jobbed out to Jericho in the ppv build a few months ago. Obviously I'm not impartial, but it feels like one of those layups they just refuse to shoot for some reason. I bet he could move merch like Danhausen too, I'd definitely drop $20 on a boy mask.

I honestly think TK just isn't a fan for whatever reason. It's the only thing that makes sense to me. The guy can talk, Wrestle his ass off, and makes new fans every time he's on TV. We've long known that Tony books like a kid playing with his wrestling figures and I get the feeling Dalton is the one he got from the dollar store clearance rack that all his friends want to play with and he doesn't understand why.

Hah so you’re accusing Tony of using the most maddening tactic of VKM.   Jk

I like them and def would want to see them featured more on national tv like you.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 14, 2023, 07:46:28 PM
Also, territory boys, not one mention that Jerry Jarrett passed away today?!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 15, 2023, 03:17:38 PM
Also, territory boys, not one mention that Jerry Jarrett passed away today?!

I didn't see it til this morning, we had the first nice day in a while so I spent most of it skating around and running errands. Jerry was a good wrestler, very emblematic of the 70's style, but a truly great booker and mind. I don't have time to really give him a proper send off at the moment but somewhere out there theres a clip of Scott Bowden (RIP as well) and Jim Cornette debating (tongue in cheek) whether or not Mil Mascaras ever worked Memphis. Bowden calls Jerry to get the scoop straight from the booker, at which point Cornette hilariously tries to gaslight Jerry just to avoid admitting defeat. Its some fantastic listening.

I really hope they give him some love on Dynamite. I think they'll give him a shout out on commentary, but it would be cool to see a graphic or a short video package or something. I know TK is more of a 90s dude but he seems to have some reverence for the old stuff, plus there's Jeff's involvement with the office there now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 15, 2023, 06:32:39 PM
Starting to get into NXT. Realized I really like Ilja Dragunov  & want to see more. I’m going to go back & watch this historic match with him VS Gunther (then Walter).

As a result, ordered a Dragunov figure for the shelf….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 15, 2023, 09:58:24 PM
Glad they gave Jerry a good bit of love and let Jeff do his thing. I have a feeling that match is going to be boring to some people but it reminded me a lot of the multi-man tags they'd book at the end of Memphis shows. I enjoyed it, and I'm kind of a Satnam fan. He has a personality and seems to be able to do everything they give him to do, so I'm curious to see if he ever puts it all together. Dude is definitely a hell of an athlete and his size makes shit like clotheslines look absolutely devastating. I do think he needs new gear that better highlights just how big he is.

Oh my fucking God. Moxley really needs to take that vacation. I am so sick of seeing him in these pointless bloody brawls every fucking week. This isn't czw. Just stop. It was old 6 months ago, at this point it's straight up pissing me off. You have Miro and Lance Archer sitting at home playing with their buttholes while you give this shit 20 minutes every week.

Then they had Wheely Useless and Kip Sabellerina on and I just couldn't do it anymore. I turned it off. Dunno if I'll go back and finish it in the morning or just watch highlights...im pretty bummed on the state of AEW TV the last few weeks, it feels like a lot of spinning wheels and the list of talent we haven't seen in months gets longer every week.

Starting to get into NXT. Realized I really like Ilja Dragunov  & want to see more. I’m going to go back & watch this historic match with him VS Gunther (then Walter).

As a result, ordered a Dragunov figure for the shelf….

They actually did that one twice if you didn't know, and they're both amazing matches. I consider them modern classics and some of the best examples of meshing classic storytelling, catch wrestling, and modern indy strong style. You can make a very convincing argument that they're the pinnacle of NXT matches and represent the spirit of the brand better than anything else.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 16, 2023, 08:10:36 AM
Mark Briscoe is All Elite.

I really do hope the team him with FTR. It’s what’s best for business.

I’m watching bunkhouse stampede right now and wonder if WWE could possibly reboot that or if they already did with the elimination chamber.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 17, 2023, 01:17:23 PM
Mark Briscoe is All Elite.

I really do hope the team him with FTR. It’s what’s best for business.

I’m watching bunkhouse stampede right now and wonder if WWE could possibly reboot that or if they already did with the elimination chamber.

Ahh the annual Dusty beats everyone tournament!
I guess elimination chamber is the closest thing, but the format of the bunkhouse stampede actually wasn't entirely consistent and changed from year to year, or even town to town haha. It was all basically just Dusty's dream match, right down to damn near everyone blading and the weird obsession with "bunkhouse" matches where everyone dresses up in old clothes for some reason.

Are you watching 88? That was one of the first things I watched when I got peacock last year and it's pretty hilarious. Warlord is so roided out he looks like he's going to float away and the crowd just totally turns on them part way through. Its weird but there's actually not a lot of video of them outside of the 88 finals. I did find this of one of the 86 ones which is kinda cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BqD_oOp9TAw
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: bardcore on February 17, 2023, 01:51:43 PM
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Mark Briscoe is All Elite.

I really do hope the team him with FTR. It’s what’s best for business.

I’m watching bunkhouse stampede right now and wonder if WWE could possibly reboot that or if they already did with the elimination chamber.
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Ahh the annual Dusty beats everyone tournament!
I guess elimination chamber is the closest thing, but the format of the bunkhouse stampede actually wasn't entirely consistent and changed from year to year, or even town to town haha. It was all basically just Dusty's dream match, right down to damn near everyone blading and the weird obsession with "bunkhouse" matches where everyone dresses up in old clothes for some reason.

Are you watching 88? That was one of the first things I watched when I got peacock last year and it's pretty hilarious. Warlord is so roided out he looks like he's going to float away and the crowd just totally turns on them part way through. Its weird but there's actually not a lot of video of them outside of the 88 finals. I did find this of one of the 86 ones which is kinda cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BqD_oOp9TAw
If you talk brawling in the bunk
And don't mention Terry
You're faking the funk
It's how Texans get down
Jeans and boots
Knock the other around
But one team won't dress the part
Road Warriors kayfabe
Tights too tight to fart
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 17, 2023, 07:56:49 PM
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Mark Briscoe is All Elite.

I really do hope the team him with FTR. It’s what’s best for business.

I’m watching bunkhouse stampede right now and wonder if WWE could possibly reboot that or if they already did with the elimination chamber.
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Ahh the annual Dusty beats everyone tournament!
I guess elimination chamber is the closest thing, but the format of the bunkhouse stampede actually wasn't entirely consistent and changed from year to year, or even town to town haha. It was all basically just Dusty's dream match, right down to damn near everyone blading and the weird obsession with "bunkhouse" matches where everyone dresses up in old clothes for some reason.

Are you watching 88? That was one of the first things I watched when I got peacock last year and it's pretty hilarious. Warlord is so roided out he looks like he's going to float away and the crowd just totally turns on them part way through. Its weird but there's actually not a lot of video of them outside of the 88 finals. I did find this of one of the 86 ones which is kinda cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BqD_oOp9TAw
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If you talk brawling in the bunk
And don't mention Terry
You're faking the funk
It's how Texans get down
Jeans and boots
Knock the other around
But one team won't dress the part
Road Warriors kayfabe
Tights too tight to fart

I appreciate your knowledge of old wrestling but this is the worst novelty account I've seen on slap yet. I'm just gonna be brutally honest here man, rhyming your posts is not a new or creative idea to begin with and the execution is on par with my friends alcoholic single dad "rapping" while he cooked us breakfast. It might seem witty to to you but let me demonstrate how dumb it sounds to everyone else..

How you gonna make your name a bard pun
and then not write your posts in iambic pentameter, son?

If you wanna do a novelty account here that's cool (sizzla is one of the most beloved posters after all), but this ain't the one. Just hop on your regular account and talk wrasslin without the schtick man.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 17, 2023, 08:08:16 PM
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Mark Briscoe is All Elite.

I really do hope the team him with FTR. It’s what’s best for business.

I’m watching bunkhouse stampede right now and wonder if WWE could possibly reboot that or if they already did with the elimination chamber.
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Ahh the annual Dusty beats everyone tournament!
I guess elimination chamber is the closest thing, but the format of the bunkhouse stampede actually wasn't entirely consistent and changed from year to year, or even town to town haha. It was all basically just Dusty's dream match, right down to damn near everyone blading and the weird obsession with "bunkhouse" matches where everyone dresses up in old clothes for some reason.

Are you watching 88? That was one of the first things I watched when I got peacock last year and it's pretty hilarious. Warlord is so roided out he looks like he's going to float away and the crowd just totally turns on them part way through. Its weird but there's actually not a lot of video of them outside of the 88 finals. I did find this of one of the 86 ones which is kinda cool

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BqD_oOp9TAw
[close]
If you talk brawling in the bunk
And don't mention Terry
You're faking the funk
It's how Texans get down
Jeans and boots
Knock the other around
But one team won't dress the part
Road Warriors kayfabe
Tights too tight to fart
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I appreciate your knowledge of old wrestling but this is the worst novelty account I've seen on slap yet. I'm just gonna be brutally honest here man, rhyming your posts is not a new or creative idea to begin with and the execution is on par with my friends alcoholic single dad "rapping" while he cooked us breakfast. It might seem witty to to you but let me demonstrate how dumb it sounds to everyone else..

How you gonna make your name a bard pun
and then not write your posts in iambic pentameter, son?

If you wanna do a novelty account here that's cool (sizzla is one of the most beloved posters after all), but this ain't the one. Just hop on your regular account and talk wrasslin without the schtick man.

I’m gonna go ahead and say it…Road Warrior Hawk’s singles matches should’ve been fire. Instead they were all disappointing and ended in dq’s every time.

Which shoot interviews are more entertaining…Ole Anderson’s or ones where people shoot on Abby?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 17, 2023, 09:27:49 PM


I’m gonna go ahead and say it…Road Warrior Hawk’s singles matches should’ve been fire. Instead they were all disappointing and ended in dq’s every time.

Which shoot interviews are more entertaining…Ole Anderson’s or ones where people shoot on Abby?

1986 Hawk one-handed military pressing dudes could have been something, but i guess he was one of those guys who didn't really love the business and sorta treated it like a job. He made his money and left, didn't seem interested in the booking or politics as much as the top guys back then typically were. I don't know what a Hawk singles run could really look like though, he was always booked so strong that it makes building a credible opponent without bringing him down is really tough to do. His matches almost have to end in a win or dq but it's boring when someone always wins, so you end up with all the dqs and run ins. That's a tough one for sure.

Hey atiba, I know we were talking battle royals the other day and I stumbled across this fun little one.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N2_ESlcBSiY

They used to do empty the locker room BRs on house shows all the time going back to the wwwf days, but when John Nord came in they gave him this ridiculous berserker gimmick where he doesn't understand how to pin someone so he just throws them over the top and out of the ring. It was a perfect match. I'm pretty sure they ran this on the loop to try and get Nord over but even 8 year old me was like "ok so how is he supposed to win a title?"

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 18, 2023, 09:51:41 PM
Gave in and pirate streamed some of EC. I have to admit I cracked up at the crowd just going silent and shaking its head after the pin in the main event. Pretty stupid ending with all the ref bumps and run ins, but I guess that's what Vince likes. One has to wonder if they wouldn't have put a belt on Sami had they not (reportedly) promised Cody a mania main event to jump ship .

Tony Khan is fighting with Ariel Helwani on Twitter. He's losing it. I know the ratings are in the dumper and your locker room is unhappy enough to be loudly complaining on social media (again) but its not because a reporter went to a ppv in his hometown.

Gonna watch this NJPW ppv til I fall asleep. There's worse ways to spend a Saturday night than watching Okada and Tanahashi. Always nice to hear Ian Rickyboners on commentary too, hes basically a young Kevin Kelly.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 18, 2023, 10:24:42 PM
Well I think it’s because Ariel is a known hack (whose agent was Nick Kahn before he jumped to WWE) and has a history of taking money from UFC and now WWE in secret when he’s supposed to be an “unbiased journalist” who definitely had more of an agenda interviewing Tony Kahn than any of his other interviews.   

Ariel just seems like a hack like all these other “independent” journalists who hype up the E just so they can get a job with it.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Phantasma Del Mar on February 19, 2023, 04:18:11 PM
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Love all the recommendations for videos. Anybody else have any good books about pro wrestling? Recently been fueling the obsession with the first Mick Foley autobiography, Sabu: scars, silence and super glue autobiography,  the Bobby the Brain Heenan autobiography, and Butts in Seats by Tony Schiavone, and Hell is a Squared circle graphic novels. I’ve also picked up some issues of the comic book Do a Powerbomb!
All very cool and unique reads
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 19, 2023, 09:10:41 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/R3dZmQm/D1-B50889-DADF-404-E-BBB1-B7-F50-C4-C0021.jpg) (https://ibb.co/R3dZmQm)

Love all the recommendations for videos. Anybody else have any good books about pro wrestling? Recently been fueling the obsession with the first Mick Foley autobiography, Sabu: scars, silence and super glue autobiography,  the Bobby the Brain Heenan autobiography, and Butts in Seats by Tony Schiavone, and Hell is a Squared circle graphic novels. I’ve also picked up some issues of the comic book Do a Powerbomb!
All very cool and unique reads

Jericho's first book is similar to have a nice day and almost as good. Much like Mick, his voice comes through very strongly and you can tell he legitimately wrote it. Bret's book is pretty well regarded but it didn't do as much for me as those two. Really cool how you're devouring material like that. It's such a fascinating world and even 30 years later I still felt like a kid reading wrestling mags with a flashlight when I was reading the first few chapters of Jericho's book.

Well I think it’s because Ariel is a known hack (whose agent was Nick Kahn before he jumped to WWE) and has a history of taking money from UFC and now WWE in secret when he’s supposed to be an “unbiased journalist” who definitely had more of an agenda interviewing Tony Kahn than any of his other interviews.   

Ariel just seems like a hack like all these other “independent” journalists who hype up the E just so they can get a job with it.   

That's all irrelevant to me. He shouldn't be worrying about what a reporter is doing, let alone getting into a social media beef with them about it. It just comes off as whiny rich kid lashing out because his ratings are in the toilet while his competition's are rising. It's every bit as dumb as Vince "feuding" with Stan Kroenke because he's not as big as the NBA.


In honor of Lanny here's some Memphis fun with Poffomania (Lanny and Randy) against the Rock n Roll express. The mid south crowd is hot as usual, and all 4 guys are in their physical prime, and in the second clip we get the great Lance Russell on commentary. First clip has Randy Hales who was super enthusiastic and passionate but always sounded like a bit of a bumpkin to me. Great stuff.

https://youtu.be/MFGoxUqg4wI
https://youtu.be/niI6jRYZCk8
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 19, 2023, 09:17:22 PM
I don’t think he’s worrying, just making a point about Ariel’s very different tone he struck with AEW then he did with WWE and his you see what the real reason behind it was. 

Tony just made one tweet, it’s not like he’s restructured his show to be around it.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 20, 2023, 11:48:23 PM
I don’t think he’s worrying, just making a point about Ariel’s very different tone he struck with AEW then he did with WWE and his you see what the real reason behind it was. 

Tony just made one tweet, it’s not like he’s restructured his show to be around it.   

"You're a fraud" is a lot closer to a sulking spoiled manbaby lashing out than a billionaire company owner making a fair critique of someone's work in my book. It's pretty obvious that it's sour grapes because of his shitty interview but, much like what got him into that situation, he only has himself to blame for that.

Rampage is on pace to be dropping out of the top 50 cable shows on Friday night and dynamite isn't doing so hot either. If I'm him I'm putting 100% of my time and energy into fixing that. There is zero to be gained by making bitchy tweets that reek of inferiority syndrome at a time when you're rapidly losing ground in your fight to be seen as a legit competitor to Vince. AEW has been a train wreck for the past year and he's looking a lot less like Jim Crockett and a lot more like Herb Abrams lately. I half expect to see this play out with Samoa Joe, Tony, and Sammy Guevara any day now.

https://youtu.be/ZSwcjkUGcTU

Actually I'd love to see that now that I think about it...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 22, 2023, 05:39:58 AM
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Goddamnit Tony. I can't believe this is the card for the flagship show.

Moxley vs Evil fuckin Uno, A tag team battle royale, 3 "we'll hear from" segments, a rampage match, and then the acclaimed because they're the only thing that's really over at the moment.

This is not good. Dynamite a year ago was like Hangman vs Danielson, Lucha bros vs Jurassic Express, Malakai being a modern day Kevin Sullivan, the Punk/wardlow/MJF stuff, etc etc etc. The only thing that you can say has improved is the women's division, but that's a slight improvement while massively dropping off in the most important areas. Sure, the matches are usually good, but thats not enough when the booking is so uneven. They have the sports part down pat, but they're really striking out on the entertainment front lately.

I don't want to come off like I have anything against them, quite the contrary actually..im pointing this stuff out because I genuinely want AEW to succeed so, so much. It's what got me back into wrestling and when it's good it's VERY good, but those good moments have been frustratingly sparse (and getting fewer and farther between) for a while now and Tony seems completely devoid of any ideas to fix it. Every time he seems to maybe be getting back on track he runs out of steam after a few weeks and defaults back to the same tired shit that got him there and then gets offended when people criticize said tired shit.

I remember hearing that one of the things that kept Memphis interesting for so long was that every 6 months or so they'd switch bookers. Mostly Lawler and Jerry Jarrett, but there were others involved at times iirc. It made it so the booking was always familiar but still stayed somewhat fresh and the fans got a little bit of everything. I really, really think it's time for someone else to get the pencil. Fuck it, if you want to stick it to the fed throw a bunch of money at Gabe Sapolsky and see if he's got any ROH magic left.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 22, 2023, 01:48:57 PM
Here’s an interesting watch for you.

https://youtu.be/TZpB4bsjWVE (https://youtu.be/TZpB4bsjWVE)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 22, 2023, 05:23:54 PM
Maybe I’m just partial to that NXT roster that got me back into it, but I liked Lars Sullivan as a big man monster.   

He was obviously limited in the ring as most were, but he was scary looking in the way Braun and Omos and Khali never were.   

Surprised VKM never took to him but I forget if his “personal issues” are what actually disqualified him or if it was lack of creative first
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on February 22, 2023, 05:30:58 PM
No more Jericho fueds we’re begging you tony khan
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 22, 2023, 05:40:26 PM
Maybe I’m just partial to that NXT roster that got me back into it, but I liked Lars Sullivan as a big man monster.   

He was obviously limited in the ring as most were, but he was scary looking in the way Braun and Omos and Khali never were.   

Surprised VKM never took to him but I forget if his “personal issues” are what actually disqualified him or if it was lack of creative first

Being terrible in the ring makes personal issues even more of a deal breaker.

On an unrelated note, here’s the best match almost no one has seen.

https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs (https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 22, 2023, 07:22:34 PM
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Maybe I’m just partial to that NXT roster that got me back into it, but I liked Lars Sullivan as a big man monster.   

He was obviously limited in the ring as most were, but he was scary looking in the way Braun and Omos and Khali never were.   

Surprised VKM never took to him but I forget if his “personal issues” are what actually disqualified him or if it was lack of creative first
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Being terrible in the ring makes personal issues even more of a deal breaker.

On an unrelated note, here’s the best match almost no one has seen.

https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs (https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs)

Right but in NXT at that time, people weren’t exposed too much so he had an occasional squash, but you’d see him on some Takeovers that I thought he did what was asked of him well.   I don’t even remember most of his personal issues, but I know I’m not sad that he didn’t go - he just seemed like he would have been a Vince Slam Dunk
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 22, 2023, 11:10:26 PM
Didn't watch Dynamite. Sorry TK but you have to do better than OC vs Wheely Useless to be appointment viewing. I might watch it in the morning but there was nothing on the card that appealed to me except maybe a mild interest in seeing big bill actually wrestle again.

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Maybe I’m just partial to that NXT roster that got me back into it, but I liked Lars Sullivan as a big man monster.   

He was obviously limited in the ring as most were, but he was scary looking in the way Braun and Omos and Khali never were.   

Surprised VKM never took to him but I forget if his “personal issues” are what actually disqualified him or if it was lack of creative first
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Being terrible in the ring makes personal issues even more of a deal breaker.

On an unrelated note, here’s the best match almost no one has seen.

https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs (https://youtu.be/MKLdOi2TbCs)

Holy shit yeah I haven't seen that before but it was incredible haha. Awesome match, that would be considered a banger even by today's standards so it was about 20-25 years ahead of it's time. Man Scorp was something else.. all that high flying innovation was kinda lost on the bookers at the time and he never really got the push he deserved but I loved him back in the 90s and still do today. The crazy part to me is he did all that progressive shit while weighing north of 250 at times, not a small dude at all. According to Foley and a few others, when he took his gear off his legs were big as tree trunks - all 3 of them.

He couldn't really cut a promo (outside of profanity laced ECW ones of course) and didn't really "play the game" at a time when backstage politics were super influential which probably held him back, but I guess he's kind of his generation's version of The Spoiler - probably way more influential than he'll ever get credit for.

Watching Benoit matches is such a conflicting feeling. And a good way to segue into another dark side topic.. I've had the best of Florida on for the last two days and there was this big super jacked dude I didn't really remember so I looked him up....Ed "the Bull" Gantner....his wiki reads like a movie script.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ed_Gantner

Other highlights of my trip to Florida have been Sam Bass putting a saddle on Barry Windham and riding him in the middle of the ring, Jake and Kevin Sullivan doing joint promos and an angle that involved Kevin dressing Jake up as Santa, and 4 different people calling someone an "egg sucking dog" so far.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 23, 2023, 12:49:04 AM
Scorpio has never received the mainstream plaudits he deserved
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 23, 2023, 03:12:52 AM
What’s even more impressive is Scorpio is 6’5”.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 23, 2023, 03:39:28 AM
Scorpio has never received the mainstream plaudits he deserved

Ohhh I don't think we've done this one yet. I already mentioned The Spoiler but who are some other guys who were better than most of their peers but received less recognition?

- Kanyon is one that quickly springs to mind.

- Mike Awesome too.

- Rhyno. I know he was ECW champ but it felt like he never really got much love after that. His matches are usually surprisingly good.

- Steve Corino. Good promo, great worker. Same as Rhyno, the only success he really had was in the embers of ECW.

- Dustin, obviously.

- he got stuck with a ton of shit gimmicks but Fred Ottman aka Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster/Superstar Bubba etc was one of the better big men of his era. He was huge but also surprisingly quick and would even bust out drop kicks and a nasty leg drop from time to time.

- this one is pretty niche but in the heyday of WCW cruiserweights they would occasionally have this dude named Blitzkrieg that was doing like fakie phoenix splashes and all sorts of nutso springboard shit. He was really small and skinny so he wouldn't have been able to do much outside of the division but I feel like he was one of the first guys I can recall seeing with that flippy indy style moreso than traditional lucha.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 23, 2023, 04:39:08 AM
I loved Kidman.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 23, 2023, 04:47:06 AM
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Scorpio has never received the mainstream plaudits he deserved
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Ohhh I don't think we've done this one yet. I already mentioned The Spoiler but who are some other guys who were better than most of their peers but received less recognition?

- Kanyon is one that quickly springs to mind.

- Mike Awesome too.

- Rhyno. I know he was ECW champ but it felt like he never really got much love after that. His matches are usually surprisingly good.

- Steve Corino. Good promo, great worker. Same as Rhyno, the only success he really had was in the embers of ECW.

- Dustin, obviously.

- he got stuck with a ton of shit gimmicks but Fred Ottman aka Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster/Superstar Bubba etc was one of the better big men of his era. He was huge but also surprisingly quick and would even bust out drop kicks and a nasty leg drop from time to time.

- this one is pretty niche but in the heyday of WCW cruiserweights they would occasionally have this dude named Blitzkrieg that was doing like fakie phoenix splashes and all sorts of nutso springboard shit. He was really small and skinny so he wouldn't have been able to do much outside of the division but I feel like he was one of the first guys I can recall seeing with that flippy indy style moreso than traditional lucha.

Chad Gable

William Regal

Norman Smiley

John Cena (actually a technical wizard in-ring)

Jerry Lynn

Hakushi

Haku (in real life 😂)

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 23, 2023, 05:01:02 AM
I loved Kidman.

Same.  I was at the right age for him on tv and the WCW video game.  Probably my favorite guy, then Jericho, and Benoit


Damn I remember when the radicalz invaded WWF and that blowing my mind and then poor Eddie dislocated his elbow landing his frog splash in his first match.   It was pretty graphic to see it dislocate like that right on camera (but that could just be memory inflating it)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 23, 2023, 05:04:00 AM
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Scorpio has never received the mainstream plaudits he deserved
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Ohhh I don't think we've done this one yet. I already mentioned The Spoiler but who are some other guys who were better than most of their peers but received less recognition?

- Kanyon is one that quickly springs to mind.

- Mike Awesome too.

- Rhyno. I know he was ECW champ but it felt like he never really got much love after that. His matches are usually surprisingly good.

- Steve Corino. Good promo, great worker. Same as Rhyno, the only success he really had was in the embers of ECW.

- Dustin, obviously.

- he got stuck with a ton of shit gimmicks but Fred Ottman aka Typhoon/Tugboat/Shockmaster/Superstar Bubba etc was one of the better big men of his era. He was huge but also surprisingly quick and would even bust out drop kicks and a nasty leg drop from time to time.

- this one is pretty niche but in the heyday of WCW cruiserweights they would occasionally have this dude named Blitzkrieg that was doing like fakie phoenix splashes and all sorts of nutso springboard shit. He was really small and skinny so he wouldn't have been able to do much outside of the division but I feel like he was one of the first guys I can recall seeing with that flippy indy style moreso than traditional lucha.
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Chad Gable

William Regal

Norman Smiley

John Cena (actually a technical wizard in-ring)

Jerry Lynn

Hakushi

Haku (in real life 😂)

Jerry Lynn and Christopher Daniels in particular bc they never went to the NY territory.   

Fit Finley and William Regal I think get some love recently and people went back to appreciate them,  but they def weren’t in their own time
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 23, 2023, 06:06:17 PM
Fit Finley & Norma Smiley!

Loved these guys in WCW. Norman Smiley would just come out wearing yellow everything. I remember that all too well. No mention of Dean Malenko Or Billy Kidman?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 23, 2023, 08:26:52 PM
We’ve mentioned Kidman!   I missed out on a lot of Ravens flock but I liked the look of that shit.   I think I was getting into it right when Kidman broke away
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 24, 2023, 05:26:36 PM
I loved Kidman.

I liked him up to and including strung out ravens flock Kidman, but when he got all juiced up and started wearing shiny bicycle shorts for his fed run he just looked so, so weird to me. He also seemed like he forgot how to do his own finisher over time....when he was young and skinny it was a pretty smooth (at least by 90s standards) shooting star that he got good hangtime and distance on, but by the later part of his career it was a wobbly, jerky mess that hit guys in the face half the time. There's also that famous botch where he just goes straight up and comes down on the ropes.

Finlay is one I'm definitely guilty of not appreciating as a kid, all the kick punch hold kick punch hold stuff got old fast but as an adult I can fuck with a Finlay match. I sometimes put on world of sport stuff when he was young and he was smooth as fuck in that style.

Smiley is one of the great "I can't believe how huge that got over" stories in wrestling. There was a point in late stage WCW where the big wiggle got the biggest pop of the show. Screamin' Norman was kind of the Danhausen of his generation, except he could wrestle his neon green spandex clad ass off.

Ravens nest in ECW was cool but having already seen that by the time he made his WCW debut, I felt like the flock was pretty lame and mostly sucked. Outside of Kidman and Saturn the best they had was probably Riggs (cue American males theme). I guess Kanyon was there too but it was pretty much dead by that point. Sick boy, lodi, hammer and Horace all sucked. Reese wasn't the worst big man I've ever seen, but his arms are disproportionately short so he looks like a T-Rex.

Who do you think are gonna be the guys today who don't get their due until 20 years down the line? I'm gonna throw kind of an off the wall one out - Trent Beretta. That dude has some really good matches that mostly fly under the radar, but for my money he's the best worker in the best friends.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 24, 2023, 07:25:31 PM
We’ve mentioned Kidman!   I missed out on a lot of Ravens flock but I liked the look of that shit.   I think I was getting into it right when Kidman broke away


I see that now. Am I straying too far if I throw Lance Storm in here?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 24, 2023, 09:59:50 PM
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I see that now. Am I straying too far if I throw Lance Storm in here?


John Morrison as a recent name?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 24, 2023, 10:06:29 PM
Komander AEW debut in the Face of the Revolution Ladder Match on dynamite
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 25, 2023, 10:26:51 AM
AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 25, 2023, 11:29:22 AM
AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.

Does WWE have anything going on promising besides Bloodline?   I’m vaguely aware of what’s going on and the rest of the card seems so weird.   Charlotte as a baby face and Bayley struggling?   

Also, is Dominick supposed to be a joke or are people supposed to buy the gimmick?    It’s like Entourage: I could never tell if Vincent Chase was supposed to be a good actor in that universe because the person portraying him wasn’t a good actor.   
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 25, 2023, 11:56:08 AM
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AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.
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Does WWE have anything going on promising besides Bloodline?   I’m vaguely aware of what’s going on and the rest of the card seems so weird.   Charlotte as a baby face and Bayley struggling?   

Also, is Dominick supposed to be a joke or are people supposed to buy the gimmick?    It’s like Entourage: I could never tell if Vincent Chase was supposed to be a good actor in that universe because the person portraying him wasn’t a good actor.

I think we’re supposed to see Dominick as the new Eddie Guerrero.

And what are they doing with Karrion Kross?
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 25, 2023, 03:28:06 PM
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AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.
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Does WWE have anything going on promising besides Bloodline?   I’m vaguely aware of what’s going on and the rest of the card seems so weird.   Charlotte as a baby face and Bayley struggling?   

Also, is Dominick supposed to be a joke or are people supposed to buy the gimmick?    It’s like Entourage: I could never tell if Vincent Chase was supposed to be a good actor in that universe because the person portraying him wasn’t a good actor.
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Dominick is being pushed as an Eddie Guerrero but has its nonsense. Charlotte is dreadful & I’ m really hoping Rhea Ripley gets the title at Wrestlemania. Karion Kross is thrown in senseless feuds i.e. McIntyre(now over) & now with Mysterio. Nothing big from him.

LA Knight could be sick but they’ll blow it with the that. Gunther rules so I’m into that & Dragunov over at NXT gives me hope. 

I think we’re supposed to see Dominick as the new Eddie Guerrero.

And what are they doing with Karrion Kross?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 25, 2023, 03:28:56 PM
Let me add that Ronda VS Rhea would rule. No one would be buried, just a solid performance.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on February 25, 2023, 09:14:29 PM
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AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.
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Does WWE have anything going on promising besides Bloodline?   I’m vaguely aware of what’s going on and the rest of the card seems so weird.   Charlotte as a baby face and Bayley struggling?   

Also, is Dominick supposed to be a joke or are people supposed to buy the gimmick?    It’s like Entourage: I could never tell if Vincent Chase was supposed to be a good actor in that universe because the person portraying him wasn’t a good actor.
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I think we’re supposed to see Dominick as the new Eddie Guerrero.

And what are they doing with Karrion Kross?

Oh it's 1000% a worse version of the Feddie Guerrero gimmick. Probably learned it from the period where he was living with him before Rey won him back in a match.

Dom isn't terrible on the mic, but there's some pretty big holes there and he's still way overexposed in the ring. It's basically what I suspect Hook would be if he wasn't so protected - hes pretty good at pulling off his big spots, but everything in between is a crap shoot and he doesn't have very natural timing...he seems like he hesitates a lot. It's the kind of thing that might come with time and experience but it seems like these wrestling nepo babies are just skipping the whole "learning to work a match" phase before they put them on TV and they're supposed to just pick it up by osmosis I guess.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 26, 2023, 02:54:46 AM
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AEW was again a snoozer this week. Same with Smackdown.
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Does WWE have anything going on promising besides Bloodline?   I’m vaguely aware of what’s going on and the rest of the card seems so weird.   Charlotte as a baby face and Bayley struggling?   

Also, is Dominick supposed to be a joke or are people supposed to buy the gimmick?    It’s like Entourage: I could never tell if Vincent Chase was supposed to be a good actor in that universe because the person portraying him wasn’t a good actor.
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I think we’re supposed to see Dominick as the new Eddie Guerrero.

And what are they doing with Karrion Kross?
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Oh it's 1000% a worse version of the Feddie Guerrero gimmick. Probably learned it from the period where he was living with him before Rey won him back in a match.

Dom isn't terrible on the mic, but there's some pretty big holes there and he's still way overexposed in the ring. It's basically what I suspect Hook would be if he wasn't so protected - hes pretty good at pulling off his big spots, but everything in between is a crap shoot and he doesn't have very natural timing...he seems like he hesitates a lot. It's the kind of thing that might come with time and experience but it seems like these wrestling nepo babies are just skipping the whole "learning to work a match" phase before they put them on TV and they're supposed to just pick it up by osmosis I guess.


But we are supposed to believe he’s been toughened up in prison and not just someone wearing his daddy’s shoes and pretending like a night in jail was hard time?

Hook has a look and an attitude.   Dom is still covered in baby fat, bad haircuts and bad tattoos.   I forgot who said it, but basically they said Alan Angels would have gone a lot further if he didn’t have those giant dumb tattoos and that’s Dom.   


Also, anyone notice the similarity face wise between Great Khali and Erik Ellington?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on February 28, 2023, 02:11:56 AM
I think Dom looks fine now, I don't know why the hell they didn't put and keep him under a hood until the heel turn with that literal baby face but for a cocky chickenshit heel I think his look actually works. In kayfabe I think It's less that hes suddenly tough as that hes more street smart and willing to go further or cheat more. And I can't dock the kid for having shitty tats simply because I would have to similarly dock like 70% of the workers under the age of 30. I feel like an ugly sleeve and long tights is 2023's version of a mullet and face paint.

There's an interesting story about wrestling nepotism in the 70s that actually directly ties in to modern AEW and recent events. So historically speaking, Tennessee was promoted by a Nashville guy named Nick Gulas (along with the Welch/Fuller family) who actually kinda built the bedrock that the legendary Memphis territory sat on. All through the 50s, 60s and most of the 70s, he was basically the VKM of Memphis. I'm a little fuzzy in some parts and going to leave a ton out before and after to keep this somewhat brief, but definitely look it up because it's quite interesting and had a huge ripple effect on wrestling as a whole.

Anyways... Nick had a son named George, who was 6'5 but gangly as hell and just the most uncoordinated, goofy, unimposing, childlike dude imaginable. He once got busted for solicitation twice, in the same day, by the same cop. He's often called the worst wrestler of all time by those who worked with him. Nick also employed a handsome and charismatic young blonde promoter-turned-wrestler named Jerry Jarrett. Guess who Nick wanted to put the belt on and push? The fans predictably hated George, so much so that he was once attacked by one and had to be saved by Harley Race, and even through the filter of stringent kayfabe it was obvious that he was getting preferential treatment over the guys the fans actually wanted to see. Crowds started to dwindle, but Nick kept on with a stubbornness that would make Vince blink. So Jerry (and most of the boys) can obviously see this is going to kill what was one of the most lucrative territories in the country and hatch a plan. They moved out on their own, with Lance Russell and the TV contract jumping ship with them. I forget exactly how long, but I want to say in under a year Gulas was out of business and the upstart Memphis promotion was drawing huge crowds to the mid south coliseum to see this kid everyone was talking about named Lawler.

Hilariously, Jerry's son turned out to be a natural baby face that got over with the Memphis fans right away and is still entertaining us to this day as one of the few who can throw a proper worked punch. Choke on that slap nuts.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 01, 2023, 07:30:14 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Tony, we're gonna need you to start doing a lil better.

I have a friend that just does not like AEW and when he points out the flaws he definitely ain't wrong.

He doesn't like WWE right now either.

He texted me on Friday and just said "Have the young bucks ever been to a gym?" And then I noticed they both have no physique at all.

I'll probably be asleep by 9.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 01, 2023, 07:43:25 AM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Tony, we're gonna need you to start doing a lil better.

I have a friend that just does not like AEW and when he points out the flaws he definitely ain't wrong.

He doesn't like WWE right now either.

He texted me on Friday and just said "Have the young bucks ever been to a gym?" And then I noticed they both have no physique at all.

I'll probably be asleep by 9.

They’re about as built as Luigi Primo.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 01, 2023, 08:48:23 AM
Lita is a tag team champ…..


And the performance between her & Iyo was awful. The match lacked any & all chemistry.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 01, 2023, 12:33:09 PM
IT'S WEDNESDAY NIGHT! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!

Tony, we're gonna need you to start doing a lil better.

I have a friend that just does not like AEW and when he points out the flaws he definitely ain't wrong.

He doesn't like WWE right now either.

He texted me on Friday and just said "Have the young bucks ever been to a gym?" And then I noticed they both have no physique at all.

I'll probably be asleep by 9.

Last week I didn't even bother to walk over and turn the channel to put it on. Just did not care about anything on the show. This week is just as bad or worse...

Chris Jericho vs Peter Avalon is apparently the co-main event, or at least it's front and center on the graphic with the ladder match. You know this is going to take up a quarter of the show and end up either being some kind of new angle all about Jericho or they're going to extend the losing to jobbers thing. Either way seems like the kind of thing that would be much better suited to Rampage.

Hobbs shouldn't even be in another face of the revolution ladder match since he was the breakout star of the one wardlow won. If he doesn't handily win it then I'm going to whimper into my pillow in frustration. How the heck does Tony not consider this dude a star yet?

Hook vs Matt Hardy will be 5 minutes max of tightly choreographed squash spots. I hope I'm wrong but this doesn't seem like the spot where we're going to finally see him sell some shit and work a limb for 90 seconds.

Another battle Royale. Isn't that like 3 this year already? Its the clearest sign to me he's in over his head and has nothing creatively for like 80% of his roster. And instead of trimming fat he's just paying guys to fly in for one match then they go back in the toy box for another month or three.

Toni vs Riho. No thanks, not for me. It'll probably be some people's cup of tea but not even the Australian's outback can get me excited for this one.

Only thing that even remotely moves my needle is OC vs Big Bill, but for the love of God do the right thing and put Large William over.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 01, 2023, 01:29:59 PM
This Ladder Match was moved from the PPV and is going to be about showing off Komanders ring rope walking abilities.   

He’s a great grab, particularly as Bandido seems like he’s working limited dates.   

This PPV could be my first guess for Kota Ibushi appearance.  Getting the trios belt off the elite whilst signaling dissension in their ranks leading to a Golden Lovers vs Bucks tag match at the next PPV
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 01, 2023, 05:46:17 PM
Hey guys... We have a legit 7 foot monster who is ripped as shit, looks amazing, can cut a promo, and can move in the ring. Why don't we  feed him to a 5'9 165lb comedy wrestler so it's hard for anyone to take him seriously again?

Not sure why Stokely is dressing like Doug Funny's sister these days.

I'm genuinely starting to wonder if Moxley is angling for a Tampax sponsorship at this point.

That house of black segment was pretty cheesy. Why not just do an actual beatdown rather than the stupid sound effects and flickering lights?

The ladder match was a total overbooked cluster fuck and not in the endearing way. Why even have Eddie and Ortiz in there?Hear the pop Hobbs got? It should have ended after he cleaned house. I honestly didn't give a shit about anything that happened after that and it made no sense for him to just disappear for 10 minutes while everyone did spots but seeing Sammy get dropped on his head was nice. If you end it after Hobbs destroys everyone you still end up in the same place and you don't have to kill a bunch of skinny undercard guys.

I'm already getting sleepy. I'll be surprised if I make it past Jericho's shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 02, 2023, 01:23:29 PM
Fell asleep during Hangmans promo so I watched the rest this morning.

Jerichos shit wasn't as bad as I thought but still bad. Same shit every week.

Didn't watch Toni vs Riho

Best hook match yet but he needs to slow the fuck down and breathe. Hardy kept him mostly on the mark but had to put the brakes on the kid a few times. His selling was pretty good by 2023 standards but I hate the superman booking, he definitely shouldn't be kicking out of weapon shots and effectively beating 3 dudes at this point.

Tag team BR as the main event is just..amateurish? Its like what the Fed's "touring troupe C" would do at the smallest house show venues of the 80s to make sure everyone got a payday. When we said we want to see different guys on TV this isn't what we meant Tony.

Anyways, Pentas niners gear looked cool as hell and it felt like the fans turned on it a bit after the LB were eliminated. A lot of the spots I think they were envisioning getting pops fell pretty flat. You know what was the opposite of flat though? Maria Kanellis. Still looking damn good and insisting on taking a bump. Wife material. The finish was dumb and Cesaro just stood there and watched from a foot away while OC eliminated his partner, then B&B eliminated themselves while Danhausen stood behind and rubbed their backs. It was, as Ole Anderson would say, the drizzling shits.

The MJF - BD promo was good but why run it at the end? Run it before the main or at the top of the hour. Kind of a popcorn fart ending for me. There were a few bright spots but on the whole that was not one of the better go-home shows I've seen.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 03, 2023, 06:37:49 AM
Anyone planning to catch the AEW ppv on Sunday?

I may hit up my local AMC theater.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 03, 2023, 09:55:42 AM
Anyone planning to catch the AEW ppv on Sunday?

I may hit up my local AMC theater.

Saturday, no?   

I’m tempted but I got COVID the last time I went to a public wrestling thing

Also, the last time I did an AMC thing, the feed cut out during the entire main event (hangman vs omega) and thankfully came on right as either Cole or Danielson came out (I forget who was first)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 03, 2023, 11:14:36 AM
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Anyone planning to catch the AEW ppv on Sunday?

I may hit up my local AMC theater.
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Saturday, no?   

I’m tempted but I got COVID the last time I went to a public wrestling thing

Also, the last time I did an AMC thing, the feed cut out during the entire main event (hangman vs omega) and thankfully came on right as either Cole or Danielson came out (I forget who was first)

It’s Sunday, March 5.

I enjoyed the last AMC showing I went to, which was the NJPW ppv. Wrestling fans can be fun people. Only ones that aren’t are the super smart marks that parrot Jim Cornette.

Tag match and Iron Man match should be fun. Bret Vs Shawn is still the greatest Iron Man match of all time.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 03, 2023, 12:11:43 PM
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Anyone planning to catch the AEW ppv on Sunday?

I may hit up my local AMC theater.
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Saturday, no?   

I’m tempted but I got COVID the last time I went to a public wrestling thing

Also, the last time I did an AMC thing, the feed cut out during the entire main event (hangman vs omega) and thankfully came on right as either Cole or Danielson came out (I forget who was first)
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It’s Sunday, March 5.

I enjoyed the last AMC showing I went to, which was the NJPW ppv. Wrestling fans can be fun people. Only ones that aren’t are the super smart marks that parrot Jim Cornette.

Tag match and Iron Man match should be fun. Bret Vs Shawn is still the greatest Iron Man match of all time.

Thanks - PPVs from both companies keep rotating from Sat to Sun.   I though AEW only did Sunday on their holiday weekend shows.   

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Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 03, 2023, 12:16:38 PM
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I may hit up my local AMC theater.
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Saturday, no?   

I’m tempted but I got COVID the last time I went to a public wrestling thing

Also, the last time I did an AMC thing, the feed cut out during the entire main event (hangman vs omega) and thankfully came on right as either Cole or Danielson came out (I forget who was first)
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It’s Sunday, March 5.

I enjoyed the last AMC showing I went to, which was the NJPW ppv. Wrestling fans can be fun people. Only ones that aren’t are the super smart marks that parrot Jim Cornette.

Tag match and Iron Man match should be fun. Bret Vs Shawn is still the greatest Iron Man match of all time.
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Thanks - PPVs from both companies keep rotating from Sat to Sun.   I though AEW only did Sunday on their holiday weekend shows.

I think they did Sunday this time so they wouldn’t compete with the MMA PPV tomorrow night.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 03, 2023, 12:32:21 PM
Probably pirating this one. Vote with your wallet I guess. I'm sure it'll be good but I can't get behind a show that was built so poorly with no real excuse this time.

Pat I feel like you're going to love what I found. I'm not even going to do it a disservice by describing what it is... Just watch haha

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nDfzOAYK02s
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 03, 2023, 04:12:07 PM
It was nice to hear a brief Mauro “Mama Mia” in Creed 3 in the beginning.   

There was another PW thing that happened in there that I’ll wait a beat so people see it.   It’s not a spoiler either, I just don’t like to affect expectations pre movie no matter how small
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 05, 2023, 04:08:50 PM
anyone got a link to the PPV? I'm in the hospital with preggo wife and don't want to pay. Might have to turn it off at any minute.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 05, 2023, 06:18:51 PM
Want a Kenny/Malachi singles match
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 05, 2023, 09:49:36 PM
Seems like everyone went over who should go over (or in the case of the Gunns seeded the next feud).   AEW can fuck up a lot of things, but they’ve a pretty undeniable PPV track record.   Only real fuck up I can think of is the deathmatch finish, but that was a freak accident

Based off twitter barbs, I’d guess Adam Cole is up next for MJF.   

Wish Hobbs would at least get the chance to step up for that just to raise his profile - he and Wardlow both can’t afford to lose their feud and I think Hobbs has leveled up a bit that he doesn’t really need the TV belt, but their isn’t really anywhere in between for him
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 05, 2023, 11:23:12 PM
Holy shit I think I might be done with AEW. The soft ass indy fanbase is genuinely, with 1000% seriousness, calling for MJF to be charged with assault for throwing water on a planted fan. I just don't think I can do it anymore. I'm parroting Cornette but this audience are not pro wrestling fans, they are fans of gymnastics. How can you just fundamentally not get it? You're completely fine with guys using all manner of weapons to disfigure each other in front of the kid but if he gets splashed with water you're suddenly outraged and it's criminal? God forbid that child ever find themselves at a public pool or water park, surely their fragile psyche would be forever ruined by it.

Fuck me. Wrestling fans are the fucking worst.

Missed the first 2 hours. I'll watch it tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 05, 2023, 11:51:52 PM
Hah just adjust whomever you’re getting your PW from bc I’m not seeing any of that chatter in the places I lurk even after it came out the kid wasn’t in fact a plant.   

The most hand-wringing I’ve seen this weekend (and justifiably so) is the Fed profiting off a new Chyna documentary and someone bringing back up how fucked up that Booker T/HHH feud was (though that possibly was just a continuation of a Fuck Hunter thread stemming from Chyna)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 06, 2023, 05:40:29 AM
Absolute Ricky Starks has come a long way from this.

https://youtu.be/V5wqC8bNttg (https://youtu.be/V5wqC8bNttg)
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 06, 2023, 08:05:47 AM
The MJF post match interview ruled. Chomping on pickles.

Anyone know where to see the match?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 06, 2023, 09:45:11 AM
Hah just adjust whomever you’re getting your PW from bc I’m not seeing any of that chatter in the places I lurk even after it came out the kid wasn’t in fact a plant.   

The most hand-wringing I’ve seen this weekend (and justifiably so) is the Fed profiting off a new Chyna documentary and someone bringing back up how fucked up that Booker T/HHH feud was (though that possibly was just a continuation of a Fuck Hunter thread stemming from Chyna)

Whether he was a plant or not is totally irrelevant to my point...It's a fucking wrestling show with a Texas death match where a guy stabbed another guy with a fork, ripped his hair out, and then got lynched with a chain...and they're losing their minds over a kid getting splashed with water. I really can't imagine living my life trying so hard to find things to be outraged over. These idiots would call for child molestation charges if you put the bushwackers on the card.

MJF is a work of art though. Yet another great match and title defense despite the fact he supposedly can't work. Enjoyed the Meltzer shout out too. Then he almost topped the match by showing up to presser in Punk cosplay, munching down on a big jar of pickles (what else would the worlds greatest heel snack on?), and saying he did it because "The kid looked thirsty." Just beautiful stuff.

I guess that's the blow-off and it's a good spot to end it. The story was a little tired but those 2 are so good they don't need much to make it work. I think it was one of those iron sharpens iron things where Bryan stepped his mic game up and Max stepped his mat game up and the feud was good as a result. The right guy won too... Part of me was scared Tony was going to give in to the marks complaining about MJF being a bad champion because they don't understand what a heel is. He gets to add arguably his biggest scalp and earn some respect while Danielson isn't really hurt by it and can be made right back into a credible threat with like one big win. Perfect outcome.

Dunno what direction they'll end up going, but after last night the only thing I really want to see is Hangman vs MJF. The modern baby face vs the modern heel and both dudes can talk people into the building, plus it's a guaranteed banger.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 06, 2023, 10:34:16 AM
The MJF post match interview ruled. Chomping on pickles.

Anyone know where to see the match?

Check your pms
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 06, 2023, 12:21:28 PM
Other thoughts

- hilarious that Jericho made sure to book himself in a losing streak angle before he would let himself be beaten clean like that. Never change Chris.

- Hungle Boy in jeans and boots popped me until I saw they weren't cowboy boots but rather his normal frilly pixie boots. Had to take points off for that. With the recent bulk up he looked like a cheap romance novel cover illustration come to life. Hottest dude I've seen in a while but the match was kinda meh for me honestly. Dunno if Christian is still hurt or what but it was a little too walk n brawl for me and the finish felt a little flat after they had built good heat. Haunted house special effects made no sense either since neither dude has a supernatural gimmick.

- trios match...I was somewhat looking forward to it on paper but after watching it I think I'm just sick of elite matches. They all feel the same to me and im just numb to it at this point. Flip, leg slap, chop, bump, Kip up, repeat. Love all members of HoB (I've even totally changed my opinion of buddy) but not even Brody's corpse painted big hoss ass could overcome the apathy I had after a few minutes.

Goth Julia in a cat suit may have just overtaken Thigh Blue for me.

- women's match was meh.. Hayter is on a different level from the others and between the mediocre crowd brawl and them doing that stupid thing where they take turns hiding on the outside while the other 2 wrestle a singles match always takes me out of these matches. Then they did one of those super phony looking tower spots and I was pretty much over it. Finish seemed dumb and the post match stuff was cringe worthy but at least it rightfully had Hayter beat both girls at once clean.

- Texas DM.. Hangman is one of the guys who doesn't really need a special theme but I love that they went with that version of Ghost Riders rather than the more popular ones. These modern DMs are always slightly weird to me with all the prepared weapons but that was a hell of a match. Hangman leaving a chunk of his hair on the BW chair after face bumping it is the definition of cowboy shit. The deadeye on the BW chair and back rake spots were nasty too. Doing an old Memphis bull rope spot with a chain for the finish got a huge pop out of me. The only thing I didn't absolutely love about it was the crowd chanting for tables while they're tearing each other apart doing fucking barbed wire chair and brick spots....Shut the fuck up.

Two awesome death matches in the books for Hangman now. Dude can actually do it all. I get real HBK vibes from him.

- Warjoe... My heart wanted Joe to win just because I've been enjoying him so much but this was the right call. He still has the TV belt and can keep his king of TV gimmick going and now we can get Wardlow and Hobbs on their own. Match was so-so. That was a really tough spot on the card and the crowd seemed gassed then kinda shit on the finish.

- tag team clusterfuck - they did the same "try to hide the weak workers by having them literally disappear for several minutes" thing as the women. Skeeavone even called it out on commentary. Probably not bad if you were in the crowd since it was like 40% gaga 60% wrestling but I didn't really get much out of it. Another flat finish too. Felt kinda like a dynamite segment tbh.

- Ironman match - already kinda covered it but yeah that was a classic. I had one short period where I was kinda bored but by the end I was ready for another 15 minutes. Max just does ALL the little shit so, so well. He's a natural for sure but you can tell he's been studying for this for a lifetime. Danielson is a master of pacing and one of the smoothest grapple monkeys I've ever seen so this is his showcase and he didn't disappoint. The finish was beautiful too..Max's face while he cranked back and screamed Tap! would have made Piper proud.

Overall another really good ppv with a few meh spots. The big guns were on the card and other than the elite they hit the target for me. Made another $18 on the draft kings main event pool too, the only one I missed was if a fall would be decided by DQ. Anyone else do those? I do the WWE ones too but since I don't watch that I'm basically just guessing and never win anything.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 07, 2023, 05:40:10 AM
Revolution was so fucking good

Just needed to say that somewhere
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 07, 2023, 09:24:33 AM
Jey Uso made his choice. Dethroned at mania then off to the singles world?

MJF’s entrance ruled. Think I’m going to start checking out some Hangman stuff too…

I’m hoping Dragunov can is headed to Smackdown soon. He’d be excellent over there. This whole intercontinental showdown for who goes for Gunther should be decent. Thinking it may be Kross simply because if it’s not, he’s just useless. Still not sold on him.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 07, 2023, 11:29:25 AM
dragunov is one of the few I think would be a lot more suited to AEW.    Walter, unfortunately not, as they’ve shown they don’t book hosses that well.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 07, 2023, 12:28:21 PM
Revolution was so fucking good

Just needed to say that somewhere

Their ppvs are always killer, it's the in-between that's been weak lately. I just got my WWE fan coworker to watch a few spots from the Moxley match and he's hooked hahaha.


Re-watched the iron man this morning and was kinda blown away by the pace they kept. It didn't really sink in the first time but that was probably the highest workrate I've ever seen in a match like that. And goddamn both dudes were ON for the whole thing. Even that rolling pillbug spot that I would normally hate and shit all over was set up so it made sense.

The BTE episode is up. Haven't watched it yet but the backstage and ringside footage is usually really good.

@Mr. Kamikazi watch this for a good summary of Hangman's AEW backstory. There's 5 parts (the others should be in the related videos) and it will get you caught up til somewhat recently. He's probably my second favorite wrestler behind MJF and I think he's one of the most natural baby faces I've seen in a long time.

https://youtu.be/o0YJgm6Auz8
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 07, 2023, 01:21:13 PM
dragunov is one of the few I think would be a lot more suited to AEW.    Walter, unfortunately not, as they’ve shown they don’t book hosses that well.

Interesting take. Care to elaborate?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 07, 2023, 01:58:00 PM
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dragunov is one of the few I think would be a lot more suited to AEW.    Walter, unfortunately not, as they’ve shown they don’t book hosses that well.
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Interesting take. Care to elaborate?

Based off seeing Ilja in the the Walter matches, he’s a guy who seems like he can really thrive in strong style matches.  Maybe I’m off, but he seems like a mix between Mox and Darby and I don’t know where on the main roster he’d be able to show off that tenacity. 

Walter/Gunter has the indie/PWG experience, but after Miro and Lance Archer, and to an extent Wardlow I don’t know that AEW would be the best fit for him other than unless he was going to be a Brodie Lee punisher challenge for a champ to endure.    They already have Jade as the undefeated juggernaut, I don’t necessarily think they need a second
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 07, 2023, 05:04:54 PM
I’m going to NJPW at the ECW Arena next month.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 07, 2023, 07:22:29 PM
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dragunov is one of the few I think would be a lot more suited to AEW.    Walter, unfortunately not, as they’ve shown they don’t book hosses that well.
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Interesting take. Care to elaborate?
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Based off seeing Ilja in the the Walter matches, he’s a guy who seems like he can really thrive in strong style matches.  Maybe I’m off, but he seems like a mix between Mox and Darby and I don’t know where on the main roster he’d be able to show off that tenacity. 

Walter/Gunter has the indie/PWG experience, but after Miro and Lance Archer, and to an extent Wardlow I don’t know that AEW would be the best fit for him other than unless he was going to be a Brodie Lee punisher challenge for a champ to endure.    They already have Jade as the undefeated juggernaut, I don’t necessarily think they need a second


I see Dragunov in a heavy mid card to quick main event role. I certainly could see him having a long run as an intercontinental champion (like Gunther) or be the US champ as a heel since they have the real opportunity (first non kayfabe Russian in WWE history) to go with that. Tap into the whole foreign villain story, etc. He has such as a classic in ring performance, just like Gunther. I feel like AEW would royally miss the mark on him & now you have nothing.

Side note: I cannot stand Darby Allin.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 07, 2023, 07:36:19 PM
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dragunov is one of the few I think would be a lot more suited to AEW.    Walter, unfortunately not, as they’ve shown they don’t book hosses that well.
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Interesting take. Care to elaborate?
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Based off seeing Ilja in the the Walter matches, he’s a guy who seems like he can really thrive in strong style matches.  Maybe I’m off, but he seems like a mix between Mox and Darby and I don’t know where on the main roster he’d be able to show off that tenacity. 

Walter/Gunter has the indie/PWG experience, but after Miro and Lance Archer, and to an extent Wardlow I don’t know that AEW would be the best fit for him other than unless he was going to be a Brodie Lee punisher challenge for a champ to endure.    They already have Jade as the undefeated juggernaut, I don’t necessarily think they need a second
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I see Dragunov in a heavy mid card to quick main event role. I certainly could see him having a long run as an intercontinental champion (like Gunther) or be the US champ as a heel since they have the real opportunity (first non kayfabe Russian in WWE history) to go with that. Tap into the whole foreign villain story, etc. He has such as a classic in ring performance, just like Gunther. I feel like AEW would royally miss the mark on him & now you have nothing.

Side note: I cannot stand Darby Allin.

Hah that’s fine - I just mean Darby is a punishment absorber like Ilja is.   

I just don’t have faith in the Fed booking a foreign non-Samoan guy well especially with a mustachioed VKM getting his fingies back in creative.    Lest we forget how Walter was treated in that Survivor Series he was in.    Look, I’m not against him or a Lucha or Japanese guys doing well, I just have a strong feeling they don’t get the push they deserve
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 07, 2023, 08:11:00 PM
I’m going to NJPW at the ECW Arena next month.

Have they announced a card? This year its a ppv and you know guys are gonna want to step it up in the house of hardcore so it's probably going to be great. I'd totally go to that if I was in the area. I've actually never been to the ECW Arena somehow. I drove past it while I was passing through town once but it was like 9am and this was during the years it was really a dump so there was nothing to see.

Brian Zane's revolution review is up. I like this guy, he just seems really wholesome.. Like I bet he has an unattractive wife but loves her just the same. These videos are a good highlight/summary/review in one so a good watch if you've missed a show. He has tons of classic ppvs reviews too. Dudes living the dream, he even turned it into a manager spot in pre-khan ROH and now he's got his own hometown indy.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AgmX--y5x6s


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 08, 2023, 11:10:19 AM
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I’m going to NJPW at the ECW Arena next month.
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Have they announced a card? This year its a ppv and you know guys are gonna want to step it up in the house of hardcore so it's probably going to be great. I'd totally go to that if I was in the area. I've actually never been to the ECW Arena somehow. I drove past it while I was passing through town once but it was like 9am and this was during the years it was really a dump so there was nothing to see.

Brian Zane's revolution review is up. I like this guy, he just seems really wholesome.. Like I bet he has an unattractive wife but loves her just the same. These videos are a good highlight/summary/review in one so a good watch if you've missed a show. He has tons of classic ppvs reviews too. Dudes living the dream, he even turned it into a manager spot in pre-khan ROH and now he's got his own hometown indy.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AgmX--y5x6s

Same state though.

There’s a great curb spot right by the Arena. It’s also really close to the only cheesesteak spot with a James Beard Award.

I’m convinced these US NJPW shows are test pilots for future AEW programs.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 08, 2023, 06:54:58 PM
Had to turn off Dynamite tonight. Nothing kept my interest.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 09, 2023, 10:36:13 AM
Had to turn off Dynamite tonight. Nothing kept my interest.

I was out by 8 so Ive got the Fite version downloading. I'm sure it's meh but I'll give it a shot at least. I didn't even bother looking at the card since the last like 4 weeks have been really weak and it doesn't seem to matter who they put on. I'll probably watch it over dinner.

I fell asleep watching old Paul Boesch "best of Houston wrestling" matches. There's actually a surprising amount of HD houston footage from the late 70s and early 80s floating around on the tube and someone put together a 300+ match playlist with tons of notable guys like Bruiser Brody, Gino, Duggan, Patera, and my favorite The Spoiler. Dude was the original high flying big man and trained the Undertaker. This is my first attempt at a YouTube clip so I apologize if it doesn't work but if it does this is from 78 and I feel like it's a sequence that would still get a huge pop if someone Spoilers size (billed at 6'5 295) pulled it off today.


https://youtu.be/RPVf0DC7ALs

Edit - doesn't seem to work... Sequence starts around 5:30
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 09, 2023, 10:39:32 AM
Hobbs is a better talker than QT, why is QT his new mouthpiece? 🤡
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 09, 2023, 12:31:07 PM
Seeing Claudio yell at Yuma almost in an off script fashion (likely?) to go back in the ring was funny. Claudio was just standing there while Mox was getting beat down.

Watched some Dark matches & saw a fairly entertaining one between Takeshita & Jack Cartwheel.

I like Takeshita.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on March 09, 2023, 12:46:30 PM
The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 09, 2023, 01:29:52 PM
The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.


Eh Hayter seems super over anyways.   I’m not super stoked on the angle, but the endgame is clearly doing an all-female Blood And Guts match, so I’ll bide my time. 

Curious about the QT thing - close watchers pointed out that storyline wise QT owed Hobbs a favor for dealing with a problem last summer (I forget if it was with Starks).   So who knows if it is a long term thing or just a way to garner heat for Hobbs who would normally get cheered.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 09, 2023, 01:51:52 PM
Hobbs is a better talker than QT, why is QT his new mouthpiece? 🤡

Because QT is an ass kisser and one of Tonys boys backstage. I think there was some scuttlebutt that came out not too long ago that said that he was part of the backstage group that Tony listened to for booking decisions (along with Punk and some other people that made no sense at all) around the time everything went to shit. Makes sense he would attach himself to the brightest young star they have if he has that kind of sway. I know a lot of new fans hate him because they don't get wrestling, but he's pretty good at what he does... He has a pretty extensive repertoire of classic heel cheating schtick. The kind of shit that was developed so people in the back row of a smokey arena could see it. Its lost on a lot of people but I get a kick out of seeing it. He's definitely not a good talker though.

Watched dynamite

OC vs lethal was pretty uninspired. Normally these guys are good but I think fans are sick of seeing both them every show.

Wardlow over-pronounces everything he says. I hope Hobbs is scared of getting dee-moll-ished.

Just gonna say it. Ruby fucking sucks. Her promos are not only boring but grating. Thigh blue is already better than her in basically every way.

MJFs bloody post-match promo was un-fucking-real as usual. WPG is in for a treat when he comes to Winnipeg.

Don't care to hear FTR talk. Let me guess...they talked about their families and how hard theyve worked?

Jades promos are stiff but it still works because she's so goddamn impressive looking.

Not watching a Sammy match so I skipped the trios match too. I'm sure Jericho sunk his fangs into Dante at some point though, it's what he does.

Tonys big announcement is they're renaming the all Atlantic title? That was such a herb Abrams-esque promo.

Bcc vs dork order - skimmed it... Wheeler Yuta sucks and I don't know how anyone ever hyped him up. Really sick of this stuff and I don't give a shit about a half hearted, poorly fitting heel turn because they have nothing else to do with them. The answer to them being stale is not going bad, it's going away. Should have done it when Regal left and really should do it now.

Main event was underwhelming. I had my suspicions that wardlows win was transitional and I guess I get what they were going for but QT makes no sense and is an albatross around Hobbs' neck. The match was just a lot of big boy go boom spots which I'd be fine with if it wasn't such an obvious pre-planned route with a bunch of shit set up specifically to go through. The crowd did not seem to enjoy it either... doesn't bode well when the heel is more over than the baby face to start a program and I felt like it ended on a bit of a whimper.

So yeah I guess expecting dynamite to get back on track after a strong ppv was too much. One step forward, two steps back.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 09, 2023, 02:08:50 PM
Apparently Lethal vs Orange had been drawing over 1M during each of their last two matches

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 10, 2023, 05:39:06 AM
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Hobbs is a better talker than QT, why is QT his new mouthpiece? 🤡
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Because QT is an ass kisser and one of Tonys boys backstage. I think there was some scuttlebutt that came out not too long ago that said that he was part of the backstage group that Tony listened to for booking decisions (along with Punk and some other people that made no sense at all) around the time everything went to shit. Makes sense he would attach himself to the brightest young star they have if he has that kind of sway. I know a lot of new fans hate him because they don't get wrestling, but he's pretty good at what he does... He has a pretty extensive repertoire of classic heel cheating schtick. The kind of shit that was developed so people in the back row of a smokey arena could see it. Its lost on a lot of people but I get a kick out of seeing it. He's definitely not a good talker though.

Watched dynamite

OC vs lethal was pretty uninspired. Normally these guys are good but I think fans are sick of seeing both them every show.

Wardlow over-pronounces everything he says. I hope Hobbs is scared of getting dee-moll-ished.

Just gonna say it. Ruby fucking sucks. Her promos are not only boring but grating. Thigh blue is already better than her in basically every way.

MJFs bloody post-match promo was un-fucking-real as usual. WPG is in for a treat when he comes to Winnipeg.

Don't care to hear FTR talk. Let me guess...they talked about their families and how hard theyve worked?

Jades promos are stiff but it still works because she's so goddamn impressive looking.

Not watching a Sammy match so I skipped the trios match too. I'm sure Jericho sunk his fangs into Dante at some point though, it's what he does.

Tonys big announcement is they're renaming the all Atlantic title? That was such a herb Abrams-esque promo.

Bcc vs dork order - skimmed it... Wheeler Yuta sucks and I don't know how anyone ever hyped him up. Really sick of this stuff and I don't give a shit about a half hearted, poorly fitting heel turn because they have nothing else to do with them. The answer to them being stale is not going bad, it's going away. Should have done it when Regal left and really should do it now.

Main event was underwhelming. I had my suspicions that wardlows win was transitional and I guess I get what they were going for but QT makes no sense and is an albatross around Hobbs' neck. The match was just a lot of big boy go boom spots which I'd be fine with if it wasn't such an obvious pre-planned route with a bunch of shit set up specifically to go through. The crowd did not seem to enjoy it either... doesn't bode well when the heel is more over than the baby face to start a program and I felt like it ended on a bit of a whimper.

So yeah I guess expecting dynamite to get back on track after a strong ppv was too much. One step forward, two steps back.


Spot on & AEW is relatively new to me. Curious on who’ll be going up against Gunther at Wrestlemania after tonight. Regardless, I want to see them beat down by Gunther & let this reign continue. Preordered a Gunther WWE last week & currently bidding on a Walter on eBay.

Ring General!

Right now I think I’ll enjoy AEW Dark more than Wednesdays & Fridays.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 10, 2023, 05:42:19 PM
Apparently Lethal vs Orange had been drawing over 1M during each of their last two matches

Im like 90% sure they've opened the show every time and the first match almost always draws a strong # since it takes a bit for people to change over.  I love Lethal and his matches are usually good but especially when you add in all the multiman tags I think they've just gone to that well too many times.

I know I sound like a broken record with the "Tonys out of ideas" stuff but if you're running OC vs Lethal in the same spot for the third time in under a year while Miro and Lance Archer and Dalton Castle are sitting at home, you need some new ideas man. So much talent just gathering dust in the toy box.



Spot on & AEW is relatively new to me. Curious on who’ll be going up against Gunther at Wrestlemania after tonight. Regardless, I want to see them beat down by Gunther & let this reign continue. Preordered a Gunther WWE last week & currently bidding on a Walter on eBay.

Ring General!

Right now I think I’ll enjoy AEW Dark more than Wednesdays & Fridays.




Dark and Elevation are straight up my favorite AEW shows. They're the closest modern thing to the old wwf Saturday morning and WCW Saturday night shows I grew up on and Excalibur and Taz are so much more enjoyable when it's just the two of them. You get a nice mix of styles in ring too and it's been cool to see people like Hayter and the Acclaimed grow and become stars. I'd legitimately rather watch Hayter squash an indy girl in 5 minutes in than that 3 way from the ppv. Plus it's about the only place I get to see my beloved Dalton Castle unless I want to sign up for honor club.

I still can't take the Gunther thing seriously. It just makes me feel like he's supposed to be some Augustus gloop style caricature of a chubby German guy. I would not be at all shocked if the original idea Vince/HHH had included him wearing lederhosen and carrying a stein while making bad sausage jokes. I know he's made the most of his push but man I miss the old wxw ring general Walter making people's chests bleed with 3 chops.

Ring Kampf with him and Thatcher was one of the things that sparked an interest in indy wrestling for me when I wasn't watching WWE. A group of fanatical wrestling adherents who are so cold and clinical in their presentation, yet somehow even more brutal once the bell rings? And the leader is a towering, intimidating Austrian monster who's philosophy is "the mat is sacred"? Inject that shit straight into my veins man haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 10, 2023, 05:59:09 PM
Anyone try nuROH?  Hear Athena v Willow was great
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 10, 2023, 06:09:04 PM
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Im like 90% sure they've opened the show every time and the first match almost always draws a strong # since it takes a bit for people to change over.  I love Lethal and his matches are usually good but especially when you add in all the multiman tags I think they've just gone to that well too many times.

I know I sound like a broken record with the "Tonys out of ideas" stuff but if you're running OC vs Lethal in the same spot for the third time in under a year while Miro and Lance Archer and Dalton Castle are sitting at home, you need some new ideas man. So much talent just gathering dust in the toy box.

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Spot on & AEW is relatively new to me. Curious on who’ll be going up against Gunther at Wrestlemania after tonight. Regardless, I want to see them beat down by Gunther & let this reign continue. Preordered a Gunther WWE last week & currently bidding on a Walter on eBay.

Ring General!

Right now I think I’ll enjoy AEW Dark more than Wednesdays & Fridays.


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Dark and Elevation are straight up my favorite AEW shows. They're the closest modern thing to the old wwf Saturday morning and WCW Saturday night shows I grew up on and Excalibur and Taz are so much more enjoyable when it's just the two of them. You get a nice mix of styles in ring too and it's been cool to see people like Hayter and the Acclaimed grow and become stars. I'd legitimately rather watch Hayter squash an indy girl in 5 minutes in than that 3 way from the ppv. Plus it's about the only place I get to see my beloved Dalton Castle unless I want to sign up for honor club.

I still can't take the Gunther thing seriously. It just makes me feel like he's supposed to be some Augustus gloop style caricature of a chubby German guy. I would not be at all shocked if the original idea Vince/HHH had included him wearing lederhosen and carrying a stein while making bad sausage jokes. I know he's made the most of his push but man I miss the old wxw ring general Walter making people's chests bleed with 3 chops.

Ring Kampf with him and Thatcher was one of the things that sparked an interest in indy wrestling for me when I wasn't watching WWE. A group of fanatical wrestling adherents who are so cold and clinical in their presentation, yet somehow even more brutal once the bell rings? And the leader is a towering, intimidating Austrian monster who's philosophy is "the mat is sacred"? Inject that shit straight into my veins man haha.

I’ll check this out. You’re referring to Timothy Thatcher, correct?
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 11, 2023, 05:56:01 AM


I’ll check this out. You’re referring to Timothy Thatcher, correct?

Yeah it was Thatcher, Walter, and Axel Dieter/ Ludwig Kaiser or whatever they call him in WWE. If you want the best stuff look for like 2016/2017 WxW/progress/PWG. Thatcher and Walter were both so good at that hard hitting style that seemed designed to torture and brutalize opponents as much as beat them. It went beyond strong style... It was like sadistic style or something haha. Here's a quick highlight but this isn't even one of the best matches for me.

https://youtu.be/DU050KYTqOk


WxW and progress were on the network but I saw something not that long ago about WWE dropping the indies or the contract expiring or something like that. I don't have peacock anymore to check if it's still up but if it is I'd watch it sooner than later.

For all of the old dudes or just people who like listening to Corny tell stories, here's a hilarious one. I know I already wrote a horrible summary of the George Gulas thing, but this is so much better.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pMT4cnPgI
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 11, 2023, 05:24:01 PM
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I’ll check this out. You’re referring to Timothy Thatcher, correct?
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Yeah it was Thatcher, Walter, and Axel Dieter/ Ludwig Kaiser or whatever they call him in WWE. If you want the best stuff look for like 2016/2017 WxW/progress/PWG. Thatcher and Walter were both so good at that hard hitting style that seemed designed to torture and brutalize opponents as much as beat them. It went beyond strong style... It was like sadistic style or something haha. Here's a quick highlight but this isn't even one of the best matches for me.

https://youtu.be/DU050KYTqOk


WxW and progress were on the network but I saw something not that long ago about WWE dropping the indies or the contract expiring or something like that. I don't have peacock anymore to check if it's still up but if it is I'd watch it sooner than later.

For all of the old dudes or just people who like listening to Corny tell stories, here's a hilarious one. I know I already wrote a horrible summary of the George Gulas thing, but this is so much better.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T9pMT4cnPgI


This looks beyond grand. Thank you BFRD
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 12, 2023, 06:39:38 PM
Watching WXW Ambition 11 as we speak.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 13, 2023, 03:18:47 AM
This looks beyond grand. Thank you BFRD

No problem. One of the things NXT was smart enough to do was recognize the chemistry and talent on display in those kinds of matches was special, and when they brought those guys in they didn't change much, about them. They definitely WWE'd them up a little bit but not so much it felt like a bad imitation like so many others have been.

I know you like Dragunov so if you haven't already seen it the 2017 match is kind of where it all started. I'd say their later matches are better (they're definitely more polished), but I love seeing how stuff like that evolved.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 13, 2023, 08:13:45 AM
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This looks beyond grand. Thank you BFRD
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No problem. One of the things NXT was smart enough to do was recognize the chemistry and talent on display in those kinds of matches was special, and when they brought those guys in they didn't change much, about them. They definitely WWE'd them up a little bit but not so much it felt like a bad imitation like so many others have been.

I know you like Dragunov so if you haven't already seen it the 2017 match is kind of where it all started. I'd say their later matches are better (they're definitely more polished), but I love seeing how stuff like that evolved.

Are you referring to the video you sent for Dragunov?

Also, WXW is still on peacock.

Bobby Gunns rules.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 14, 2023, 03:21:54 AM
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No problem. One of the things NXT was smart enough to do was recognize the chemistry and talent on display in those kinds of matches was special, and when they brought those guys in they didn't change much, about them. They definitely WWE'd them up a little bit but not so much it felt like a bad imitation like so many others have been.

I know you like Dragunov so if you haven't already seen it the 2017 match is kind of where it all started. I'd say their later matches are better (they're definitely more polished), but I love seeing how stuff like that evolved.
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Are you referring to the video you sent for Dragunov?

Also, WXW is still on peacock.

Bobby Gunns rules.

No, I'm saying look for Walter - Ilya singles stuff from around that time. The 2017 match was the one that made everyone take notice, but it wasn't the first one and they did it again 2 or 3 more times before they went to NXT. All are insanely good matches.


https://www.cagematch.net/?id=111&nr=39292&page=2


WxW has some cool little ideas and always brings in great talent. You'll get some original and kinda cool stuff like Cara Noir along with like Jeff Cobb or Ospreay. It's probably the best indy in mainland Europe in my opinion but I haven't really watched it since I ditched peacock.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 14, 2023, 07:10:01 AM
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This looks beyond grand. Thank you BFRD
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No problem. One of the things NXT was smart enough to do was recognize the chemistry and talent on display in those kinds of matches was special, and when they brought those guys in they didn't change much, about them. They definitely WWE'd them up a little bit but not so much it felt like a bad imitation like so many others have been.

I know you like Dragunov so if you haven't already seen it the 2017 match is kind of where it all started. I'd say their later matches are better (they're definitely more polished), but I love seeing how stuff like that evolved.
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Are you referring to the video you sent for Dragunov?

Also, WXW is still on peacock.

Bobby Gunns rules.
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No, I'm saying look for Walter - Ilya singles stuff from around that time. The 2017 match was the one that made everyone take notice, but it wasn't the first one and they did it again 2 or 3 more times before they went to NXT. All are insanely good matches.


https://www.cagematch.net/?id=111&nr=39292&page=2


WxW has some cool little ideas and always brings in great talent. You'll get some original and kinda cool stuff like Cara Noir along with like Jeff Cobb or Ospreay. It's probably the best indy in mainland Europe in my opinion but I haven't really watched it since I ditched peacock.


On it & appreciate it. Thank Heavens for this as RAW last night was a snooze.
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Post by: WPG on March 15, 2023, 10:43:22 AM
Winnipeg just renamed the street I grew up on Chris Jericho Way so I pretty happy with that and excited for the show tonight
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 15, 2023, 12:54:27 PM
Winnipeg just renamed the street I grew up on Chris Jericho Way so I pretty happy with that and excited for the show tonight

Thought about you when I realized today was the winnipeg show haha. I know you've been waiting months for it and I remember you being stoked about getting tickets.

Unfortunately If I make it to the Jericho match I'll probably have to turn it off since I still refuse to watch bikini Sammy wrestle. Thats assuming they don't start the show off with Moxley bleeding or something else that will make me turn it off in a fit of angry disappointment.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 15, 2023, 03:00:45 PM
MJF’s Re-barmitzvah tonight…
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 15, 2023, 06:47:26 PM
Had to chime in and say that the bar-mitvah was good enough to set some shit up.

Dark Order vs. BCC was actually a great match and Mox doesn't bleed at all. You hear that MOX?? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLEED EVERY SINGLE MATCH!! I don't remember Stu Grayson being that exciting in the ring.

The real reason I'm writing now is because wifey was talking on her phone to her mom and I screamed for something and could hear her mom say "what the hell was that" and without missing a beat wifey chimes back "It's Wednesday night, you know what that means" and I couldn't have been more in love at that moment.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 15, 2023, 07:19:28 PM
I thought OG Dark Order (Stu and Uno) had some really good tag matches but were just a little bit of a victim of getting on TV too late in their careers/having Reynolds and Silver get over like crazy in their own stable.   

Also, very much appreciate that AEW didn’t give Jarrett the title tonight and that they didn’t hotshot the trios belts back to the Elite for a hometown Omega pop
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Post by: WPG on March 15, 2023, 07:57:10 PM


Dark Order vs. BCC was actually a great match and Mox doesn't bleed at all. You hear that MOX?? YOU DON'T HAVE TO BLEED EVERY SINGLE MATCH!! I don't remember Stu Grayson being that exciting in the ring.


I know Stu is Canadian but the pop for him ever time he stepped in the ring was insane. I also had only seen him on the indys a hand full of times and even in AEW I never was the biggest fan, definitely appreciate him more after tonight.

A buddy oh mine said after the BBC Match "holy shit Mox didn't even bleed!" Which gave me a good laugh

Edit: I should also mention that Jericho and Omega in the ring was what dreams are made of
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 16, 2023, 03:50:20 AM
OK let's fucking go. Every show should start with MJF.

MJF's chyron said "Jewish AF"

Can't believe I genuinely fist pumped for a bar mitzvah haha. That was the most fun I've had watching wrestling in a minute. Loved it up until Sammy came out and kinda hated it after that. Just a bunch of guys whining for 10 minutes and Hungle Boy always soundsch like he hash a cotton ball in his mouth. Darby isn't a bad promo but he's not a good one either.. "huh huh dude you look like shit". Max is on a whole different level from these guys and I feel like he shouldn't be bothering with any of them except maybe Hungle Boy.

The 4 pillars thing is dumb since MJF is the only one that has actually at least somewhat fulfilled it and it's even more evident why when you put them all in the ring together.

BCC vs Dork order

Popped for Stu getting a pop. Stu has always been an incredible worker and I have a lot of respect for his in ring abilities. He came from that Chikara/PWG scene and all those dudes can go but Stu was a standout even there. Love that Uno and Moxley are still finding new ways to incorporate that run across the ring and kick someone in the face at the opening bell spot into their matches. Stu looks like he's in great shape and he got to show off a little bit, that twisting springboard senton is really cool. One of the little things I've always loved about him is his kick out timing too. He sells it so well. Really fucking annoyed they didn't let him go over, the place would have come unglued if they had and Wheely Useless could have eaten that pin without it hurting them. Felt like it ended with a bit of a popcorn fart.

Man. Jade is a star but it was pretty obvious what was up from the start with that segment so I was excited. Then they fucked up the timing on Taya's entrance by a solid 10 seconds and gave us an awkward face off instead of a match and I felt like I was watching late stage WCW or something.

OC and JJ was pretty boring. Jarrett doing the sharpshooter got a mini pop from me. OC's was really bad though, more of a shartshooter really.

The outcasts suck. Ruby is nails on a chalkboard for me at this point.

Main event

First off @WPG yinz guys were loud as hell. Goosebumps for real. You know Jericho has been one of my favs for decades and I totally lost my shit when they showed Ted Irvine singing along with Judas. Can't imagine the electricity that went through that place when Omega tagged himself in...even Jericho was grinning like a butchers dog. I'm also insanely jealous that you got to lay your eyes on goth Julia

No idea how the match was because I turned it off as soon as Sammy started breakdancing after Jericho fucked up his double underhook vertical backbreaker (again). Why the hell couldn't Jericho have brought out his actual Canadian tag team for that instead of the twink squad? Maybe I'll go back and skim it tonight but I just couldn't make it past that.

They're finally coming back to Pittsburgh next month. I'm gonna wait and see what things look like before I buy tickets though because if it's anything like the dynamites from a few weeks back I dunno if I'm down. I have no problem dropping a hundred bucks for Punk vs Dustin and Andrade vs Darby in a coffin match, but I'm not doing it for ruby and Sammy and Arya davairi and Kip Saballerina and rush and all the other dudes I don't care about or straight up dislike.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 16, 2023, 04:46:39 AM
Fenix vs Hobbs on Rampage could be a good time
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 16, 2023, 12:28:15 PM
Trios match was great. House of Black looked out of their element but JAS & the Elite were on it. Omega’s skills were shown & I definitely have a tad more appreciation for him. Let’s just get rid of the Kansas intro.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 16, 2023, 12:47:21 PM
Trios match was great. House of Black looked out of their element but JAS & the Elite were on it. Omega’s skills were shown & I definitely have a tad more appreciation for him. Let’s just get rid of the Kansas intro.

I wish the name brand songs would be used on special occasions, but I can’t think of the last time I was super into a homemade theme (don’t think Alistair Black’s in NXT counted as that)
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 17, 2023, 12:27:53 AM
Fenix vs Hobbs on Rampage could be a good time

See like thats a match I'd tune into dynamite specifically to see.. two insanely talented dudes and its a highly decorated and respected former champ vs your hot young stud up and coming midcard champ. How on earth do you put that on Rampage but Jarrett vs OC on dynamite?

I went back and watched the main event and I honestly wasn't that impressed with it. I was impressed with the crowd but the actual match just felt like another highly choreographed bucks match with a rushed singles match stuffed into it. It just takes me completely out of it when everyone stands in the corner and waits for their turn to do a spot then rolls to the outside and crouches along the apron and peers into the ring like a pervert in the bushes. They don't even sell anything, they just pop a knee and hang out. It's so hard to go from watching old stuff with strict kayfabe to that and retain that same suspension of disbelief for me.

If they wanted to do an Omega vs Jericho hometown pop match, thats what they should have booked. Nothing else really mattered in that match and I would have rather let those 2 have the whole time so they could do more and let it breathe a little.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 17, 2023, 06:06:11 AM
After their history in NJPW, I don’t think you throw that Omega/Jericho match together without any build.   I get your reasoning, it would almost be the place to do that WWE “can these two enemies get along on a tag team” match if there was any build for that either.   


I can relate to your Bucks issue.  It’s the same reason RR or huge Battle Royales annoy me.   No one acts like a real human would
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 17, 2023, 11:09:16 AM
Stu just resigned with AEW which is nice

Huge dream match about to be announced.   Rumors of Onega vs Vikingo

Edit - match confirmed for dynamite.   Bless AEW for giving it away for free
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 17, 2023, 07:03:38 PM
Gunther Sheamus McIntyre Triple Threat at Wrestlemania. Could be a classic. I will say I want all title changes at Mania EXCEPT Gunther.

Ring General!
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 18, 2023, 12:00:51 AM
After their history in NJPW, I don’t think you throw that Omega/Jericho match together without any build.   I get your reasoning, it would almost be the place to do that WWE “can these two enemies get along on a tag team” match if there was any build for that either.   


I can relate to your Bucks issue.  It’s the same reason RR or huge Battle Royales annoy me.   No one acts like a real human would

Yeah the rumble has become just an hour long spot procession and it's always herky jerky and impossible to get into until the last few guys. I would honestly rather watch the kick and punch slogs of the 80s and 90s because at least they were interesting characters and at least making the effort. Ok maybe not the WCW ones, but you know what I mean. Like I get that we all know what's really going on, but making it seem real (or at least engaging and entertaining) is the whole art form.

Im surprisingly not a huge vikingo mark. He's one of those guys who I recognize is insanely talented but I'd rather watch the highlights than the match. I'm curious to see if Omega can change my opinion of him. I thought Okada was massively overrated until I saw him wrestle Kenny so maybe this will be the same thing. Having a good English announce team will probably help too.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 19, 2023, 11:18:45 PM
Mox bladed at the house show.   I think I’ve gone so far away from it that I might be coming back around
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 20, 2023, 07:00:59 AM
Mox bladed at the house show.   I think I’ve gone so far away from it that I might be coming back around

I hate to say this because it's such a fucking "IWC" thing to think, but I kinda wonder if he's not basically using it like a cutter would to replace the booze. I mean he's always been willing to bleed, but it feels like it didn't get to the "at least once a week" level until after he came back from his break. Didn't he blade his arm at some point too?

I think the only time I've ever thought it was cool for someone to bleed every match was the sandman in ECW and that's because he was hard way-ing himself with a beer can with Metallica blasting through the building and half the time it was just a dribble of blood down the middle of his forehead rather than a full gross congealed crimson mask like Mox is doing. It's kind of weird to me because it's not like he's Abdullah who straight up couldn't do much except bleed... Mox can fucking go so it's actually detracting from all these no build matches rather than adding to them for me. Just because you idolize Onita doesn't mean you have to limit yourself to wrestling like him ya dig?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 20, 2023, 02:29:26 PM
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Mox bladed at the house show.   I think I’ve gone so far away from it that I might be coming back around
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I hate to say this because it's such a fucking "IWC" thing to think, but I kinda wonder if he's not basically using it like a cutter would to replace the booze. I mean he's always been willing to bleed, but it feels like it didn't get to the "at least once a week" level until after he came back from his break. Didn't he blade his arm at some point too?

I think the only time I've ever thought it was cool for someone to bleed every match was the sandman in ECW and that's because he was hard way-ing himself with a beer can with Metallica blasting through the building and half the time it was just a dribble of blood down the middle of his forehead rather than a full gross congealed crimson mask like Mox is doing. It's kind of weird to me because it's not like he's Abdullah who straight up couldn't do much except bleed... Mox can fucking go so it's actually detracting from all these no build matches rather than adding to them for me. Just because you idolize Onita doesn't mean you have to limit yourself to wrestling like him ya dig?

I totally thought the same thing.   But if your top guy is going to insist on something I’m glad it’s this shit rather than some kind of Hogan/Nash booking bullshit
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 22, 2023, 03:12:54 AM
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Mox bladed at the house show.   I think I’ve gone so far away from it that I might be coming back around
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I hate to say this because it's such a fucking "IWC" thing to think, but I kinda wonder if he's not basically using it like a cutter would to replace the booze. I mean he's always been willing to bleed, but it feels like it didn't get to the "at least once a week" level until after he came back from his break. Didn't he blade his arm at some point too?

I think the only time I've ever thought it was cool for someone to bleed every match was the sandman in ECW and that's because he was hard way-ing himself with a beer can with Metallica blasting through the building and half the time it was just a dribble of blood down the middle of his forehead rather than a full gross congealed crimson mask like Mox is doing. It's kind of weird to me because it's not like he's Abdullah who straight up couldn't do much except bleed... Mox can fucking go so it's actually detracting from all these no build matches rather than adding to them for me. Just because you idolize Onita doesn't mean you have to limit yourself to wrestling like him ya dig?
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I totally thought the same thing.   But if your top guy is going to insist on something I’m glad it’s this shit rather than some kind of Hogan/Nash booking bullshit

Well, better than Hogan/Nash isn't a very high bar hahaha..
Aside from just the turnoff factor I would be super pissed if I was MJF or Jericho or FTR or other guys who properly save it for the big moments. I feel like the amount of blood on AEW is already a big problem in terms of growing the audience in the same way it was for ECW and it's the kind of thing that I wish TK would just shut down. Show some leadership for once. Blood is one of those unique little things about wrestling that can really enhance certain types of matches so it's particularly annoying to see someone effectively hot shotting it and making it their gimmick.

Watched BTE for the first time in a while and just when I thought I couldn't be more sick of the bucks, one of them pops up wearing a Ron Jon hat and a twenty one pilots shirt.

I've been binging Houston wrestling lately... Gino, Jose Lothario, Brody, Spoiler, Mark Lewin etc plus they always had incredible touring talent. Paul Boesch was the commentator and promoter and was known for having the best paydays so guys were always showing up there. Kinda like Houston's own VKM, except Boesch wasn't evil...quite the opposite actually, he was a decorated war hero who survived Hurtgen forest and by all accounts a good, trustworthy dude. I think hes great on commentary, hes got that classic New York accent and uses words like "wallop" and "clatter" all the time. It's a total anachronism but he just has a load of personality ya know? Here's a fun little contemporary profile.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FvFI12Q0Z4I

Can anyone guess who the kid with long hair sitting ringside next to him is?

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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 22, 2023, 11:20:23 AM
The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.


JJ needs to quit. Whenever I see him I just picture that terrible WCW title match where Booker T won the WC title from him & it was just a complete circus.


Looks like we will see the Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania. I think this is a solid move & hopefully the Judgement day just stops.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 22, 2023, 11:22:57 AM
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The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.
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JJ needs to quit. Whenever I see him I just picture that terrible WCW title match where Booker T won the WC title from him & it was just a complete circus.


Looks like we will see the Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania. I think this is a solid move & hopefully the Judgement day just stops.

Luckily WWE fans have no memory and won’t recall the damage they did to the demon when he had the match against Roman
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 22, 2023, 01:29:14 PM
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The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.
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JJ needs to quit. Whenever I see him I just picture that terrible WCW title match where Booker T won the WC title from him & it was just a complete circus.


Looks like we will see the Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania. I think this is a solid move & hopefully the Judgement day just stops.
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Luckily WWE fans have no memory and won’t recall the damage they did to the demon when he had the match against Roman


I think it was a flash in the pan.
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The Saraya and company NWO bit is so lame. The AEW women’s roster has some great wrestlers that get buried over and over again because of bad booking. Not pursuing the Hayter vs. DMD angle was the dumbest idea. Would’ve gotten Hayter extra over. Their champion is taking a backseat to the painfully lame Saraya vs. DMD story because they mishandled her.

Is it just me or does anybody else groan every time Jeff Jarrett, Jay Lethal, and company come on? I feel like they’re just there to derail anything that actually could be interesting.

Revolution was tight though! Glad House of Black is back at the forefront.
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JJ needs to quit. Whenever I see him I just picture that terrible WCW title match where Booker T won the WC title from him & it was just a complete circus.


Looks like we will see the Demon Finn Balor at Wrestlemania. I think this is a solid move & hopefully the Judgement day just stops.
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Luckily WWE fans have no memory and won’t recall the damage they did to the demon when he had the match against Roman
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I think it was a flash in the pan.


Coming back to live from music and then having the turnbuckle mysteriously fall is some all-time bad creative…and the New Day is about to fight Lucha Cinnamon Toast Crunch at WM
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Post by: Bobby Peru on March 22, 2023, 08:38:53 PM
HIJO DEL VIKINGO HOLY HELL
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Post by: maxpalmerfan on March 22, 2023, 09:14:02 PM
omega vs vikingo is easily the best dynamite match of the year so far. probably second best aew match of the year behind mjf/danielson at revolution. vikingo is such a breath of fresh air, mind blowing flippy shit but he knows when and how to use it.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 22, 2023, 11:23:10 PM
Man Omega getting dropped on his head like that made me cringe.  Osprey match and then this and it’s not even the end of March. 

Jeff Cobb up next for him supposedly. 


Ps Omega must be huge.  I saw HDV live this year and he didn’t look as short as he did against Kenny
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 23, 2023, 07:14:28 AM
Real happy to see Kenny wrestling as a single again, I'm sick of the Young Bucks. That match was awesome and showed perfectly how to do all that shit with taste. Vikingo just looked so damn good doing the flip shit, but also had some good stiff exchanges.

Did Don Callis put the hit on the Bucks to pull Kenny away to be a single again?

Is Don the new leader of BCC?

Sting doing Orange Cassidy's gimmick popped me too. But I didn't like how he no sold hits from the butcher in the opening sequence. You aren't supposed to Hulk up like that until later in the match.

Thigh Blue showing some real talent out there.

Can the Dark Order please please please get a W at some point? If not just break them up already. I think they should have won the trios match last week. They could have had Stu pin Wheely Useless and everything would be fine they could have still jumped them after the match and Mox could still kick Stu's ass in a great match last night. I still don't remember Stu being that great in the ring, and mox didn't blade so that was nice.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on March 24, 2023, 04:02:35 AM


Thigh Blue showing some real talent out there.

Can the Dark Order please please please get a W at some point? If not just break them up already. I think they should have won the trios match last week. They could have had Stu pin Wheely Useless and everything would be fine they could have still jumped them after the match and Mox could still kick Stu's ass in a great match last night. I still don't remember Stu being that great in the ring, and mox didn't blade so that was nice.

Dude that's exactly what I said about last week haha.. If they had let Stu get the pin in Canada the roof would have blown off that place and made DO look stronger than they have in ages. You can still do the exact same afterbirth and story and the only thing that changes is dark order don't look like huge jobbers and the fans get something to cheer for. Love me some Stu man, when I was binging dark and elevation last spring he was a real standout for me. No real gimmick, kinda looks like shit, but boy can he fucking rassle.

Sting doing OC then taking Kip Saballerina's head off was nice. I didn't like the amount of no-selling either, but what the fuck is Butcher's new look? Is he supposed to be a street fighter character or something?

Don't like Top Flight being basically jobbers lately. Those kids are too talented and could use a run like Dantes single push. They need more heel teams, even if they just do the old throw two heels together and squash some jobbers thing.

I'm rooting for the Gunns against FTR. Dax is pretty unlikeable.

Hooks chair shots on the ground were pretty bad. I don't think he even made contact with Stokely.

Had to skip the Adam Cole segment after he did his fake stutter thing. Matt Jackson does it too and once you notice it it's all you hear.

Wheeler Yuta looks like Moxley's little brother that their mom made him bring along.

Thigh Blue is starting to put it together but I'd like to volunteer to help her work on her leg slaps.

Half the audience doesn't buy Riho to begin with, so let's put her with one of our biggest girls and make her carry a weapon that shows just how tiny and unintimidating she really is. Brilliant! Female Marko Stunt for me.

Main event was uneven for me, but it was actually Kenny who I thought was a step behind for once. Little stuff like staring straight up at Vikingo instead of selling felt a bit weird to me,
and the pacing seemed a little messy so I didn't really get fully into it but the high spots were insane. That fakie second rope phoenix splash thing is super cool and the 630 looked way better than when I've seen other guys do it. I got some Rey Rey in the 90s vibes from Vikingo, like he's clearly way ahead of the curve. His shit looked stiff and it seems like there's some steak  behind the sizzle.

I skipped Adam Coles segment and most of the bcc crap. This heel turn feels awkward, especially with Moxley's whole "man of the people" entrance. Should have broken them up when willy reags left.

Not a bad show on a micro level but zooming out some of the booking still feels stale (bcc) or icky (the outcasts).
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 24, 2023, 11:51:48 AM
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Thigh Blue showing some real talent out there.

Can the Dark Order please please please get a W at some point? If not just break them up already. I think they should have won the trios match last week. They could have had Stu pin Wheely Useless and everything would be fine they could have still jumped them after the match and Mox could still kick Stu's ass in a great match last night. I still don't remember Stu being that great in the ring, and mox didn't blade so that was nice.
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Dude that's exactly what I said about last week haha.. If they had let Stu get the pin in Canada the roof would have blown off that place and made DO look stronger than they have in ages. You can still do the exact same afterbirth and story and the only thing that changes is dark order don't look like huge jobbers and the fans get something to cheer for. Love me some Stu man, when I was binging dark and elevation last spring he was a real standout for me. No real gimmick, kinda looks like shit, but boy can he fucking rassle.

Sting doing OC then taking Kip Saballerina's head off was nice. I didn't like the amount of no-selling either, but what the fuck is Butcher's new look? Is he supposed to be a street fighter character or something?

Don't like Top Flight being basically jobbers lately. Those kids are too talented and could use a run like Dantes single push. They need more heel teams, even if they just do the old throw two heels together and squash some jobbers thing.

I'm rooting for the Gunns against FTR. Dax is pretty unlikeable.

Hooks chair shots on the ground were pretty bad. I don't think he even made contact with Stokely.

Had to skip the Adam Cole segment after he did his fake stutter thing. Matt Jackson does it too and once you notice it it's all you hear.

Wheeler Yuta looks like Moxley's little brother that their mom made him bring along.

Thigh Blue is starting to put it together but I'd like to volunteer to help her work on her leg slaps.

Half the audience doesn't buy Riho to begin with, so let's put her with one of our biggest girls and make her carry a weapon that shows just how tiny and unintimidating she really is. Brilliant! Female Marko Stunt for me.

Main event was uneven for me, but it was actually Kenny who I thought was a step behind for once. Little stuff like staring straight up at Vikingo instead of selling felt a bit weird to me,
and the pacing seemed a little messy so I didn't really get fully into it but the high spots were insane. That fakie second rope phoenix splash thing is super cool and the 630 looked way better than when I've seen other guys do it. I got some Rey Rey in the 90s vibes from Vikingo, like he's clearly way ahead of the curve. His shit looked stiff and it seems like there's some steak  behind the sizzle.

I skipped Adam Coles segment and most of the bcc crap. This heel turn feels awkward, especially with Moxley's whole "man of the people" entrance. Should have broken them up when willy reags left.

Not a bad show on a micro level but zooming out some of the booking still feels stale (bcc) or icky (the outcasts).


immediately thought the same thing about Butcher.   You nailed it with the Street Fighter (im guessing chunky Vega), I was originally thinking Brazilian waiter.   He's had such good looks over his AEW career from the monocle days to the Natural Born Killers all-white.   I have faith in him finding it again.

Cole's segment was good because it showed Daniel Garcia has grown a lot on the mic.   I hope Lee Moriarty gets some more prominence soon. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 24, 2023, 01:34:53 PM
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Thigh Blue showing some real talent out there.

Can the Dark Order please please please get a W at some point? If not just break them up already. I think they should have won the trios match last week. They could have had Stu pin Wheely Useless and everything would be fine they could have still jumped them after the match and Mox could still kick Stu's ass in a great match last night. I still don't remember Stu being that great in the ring, and mox didn't blade so that was nice.
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Dude that's exactly what I said about last week haha.. If they had let Stu get the pin in Canada the roof would have blown off that place and made DO look stronger than they have in ages. You can still do the exact same afterbirth and story and the only thing that changes is dark order don't look like huge jobbers and the fans get something to cheer for. Love me some Stu man, when I was binging dark and elevation last spring he was a real standout for me. No real gimmick, kinda looks like shit, but boy can he fucking rassle.

Sting doing OC then taking Kip Saballerina's head off was nice. I didn't like the amount of no-selling either, but what the fuck is Butcher's new look? Is he supposed to be a street fighter character or something?

Don't like Top Flight being basically jobbers lately. Those kids are too talented and could use a run like Dantes single push. They need more heel teams, even if they just do the old throw two heels together and squash some jobbers thing.

I'm rooting for the Gunns against FTR. Dax is pretty unlikeable.

Hooks chair shots on the ground were pretty bad. I don't think he even made contact with Stokely.

Had to skip the Adam Cole segment after he did his fake stutter thing. Matt Jackson does it too and once you notice it it's all you hear.

Wheeler Yuta looks like Moxley's little brother that their mom made him bring along.

Thigh Blue is starting to put it together but I'd like to volunteer to help her work on her leg slaps.

Half the audience doesn't buy Riho to begin with, so let's put her with one of our biggest girls and make her carry a weapon that shows just how tiny and unintimidating she really is. Brilliant! Female Marko Stunt for me.

Main event was uneven for me, but it was actually Kenny who I thought was a step behind for once. Little stuff like staring straight up at Vikingo instead of selling felt a bit weird to me,
and the pacing seemed a little messy so I didn't really get fully into it but the high spots were insane. That fakie second rope phoenix splash thing is super cool and the 630 looked way better than when I've seen other guys do it. I got some Rey Rey in the 90s vibes from Vikingo, like he's clearly way ahead of the curve. His shit looked stiff and it seems like there's some steak  behind the sizzle.

I skipped Adam Coles segment and most of the bcc crap. This heel turn feels awkward, especially with Moxley's whole "man of the people" entrance. Should have broken them up when willy reags left.

Not a bad show on a micro level but zooming out some of the booking still feels stale (bcc) or icky (the outcasts).



 Hook's error with the chair shots were beyond obvious. Whenever I see Hook, I just think of the kids I used to work with at an alternative school. They can't even begin to formulate why they're pissed all of the time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rocko on March 25, 2023, 08:53:26 AM
Hook looks like he’d fit on FA

Going to wrestlemania! Night 2 only. Don’t think I can physically sit thru both nights. I hope that the demon/edge match is that night
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 25, 2023, 09:38:17 AM
Hook looks like he’d fit on FA

Going to wrestlemania! Night 2 only. Don’t think I can physically sit thru both nights. I hope that the demon/edge match is that night

Hijo del Vikingo vs Komander for the AAA title at the ROH ppv on Friday has made that the hottest ticket for me this weekend
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 25, 2023, 12:37:34 PM


 Hook's error with the chair shots were beyond obvious. Whenever I see Hook, I just think of the kids I used to work with at an alternative school. They can't even begin to formulate why they're pissed all of the time.

Theres obviously something there with Hook, but he's been booked like Roman for his entire run and Im worried it's doing more harm than good long term. He works like 2 squash matches a month and doesn't cut promos. Damn near every single great wrestler will tell you that they got that way through practice and repetition, so I don't know if he's ever gonna get there until they actually send him out on the road and see if he can hang.

It's funny you mention alternative school cuz in reality he's kind of a stereotypical rich kid - minor celeb father, grew up in one of those rich 98% white communities on long island, played lacrosse, went to Bucknell, can almost guarantee he's never had a real job etc. I don't hold it against him but it's kinda comical to hear people try to make out like he's an actual street fighting badass because his dad is Taz haha.


immediately thought the same thing about Butcher.   You nailed it with the Street Fighter (im guessing chunky Vega), I was originally thinking Brazilian waiter.   He's had such good looks over his AEW career from the monocle days to the Natural Born Killers all-white.   I have faith in him finding it again.

Cole's segment was good because it showed Daniel Garcia has grown a lot on the mic.   I hope Lee Moriarty gets some more prominence soon.

Brazilian waiter kinda works. The little hip scarf thing like Vega was definitely why I thought that but on second thought I might go with the bad guy in a low budget Bloodsport knock-off....one where Frank is played by Rob Van Dam. Butcher does usually have a cool look now that you mention it (blade looks like a male porn star).

I actually always thought Garcia could kinda talk but just usually doesn't have anything of substance to say. When they were doing the Jericho vs BD thing he gave a few promos I liked. He's got the Jey Uso thing where he's a little over-expressive sometimes but I guess it's better than being expressionless.

Might have to watch that ROH match. I wasn't blown away by Komander but Vikingo has my attention.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 25, 2023, 12:51:04 PM
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 Hook's error with the chair shots were beyond obvious. Whenever I see Hook, I just think of the kids I used to work with at an alternative school. They can't even begin to formulate why they're pissed all of the time.
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Theres obviously something there with Hook, but he's been booked like Roman for his entire run and Im worried it's doing more harm than good long term. He works like 2 squash matches a month and doesn't cut promos. Damn near every single great wrestler will tell you that they got that way through practice and repetition, so I don't know if he's ever gonna get there until they actually send him out on the road and see if he can hang.

It's funny you mention alternative school cuz in reality he's kind of a stereotypical rich kid - minor celeb father, grew up in one of those rich 98% white communities on long island, played lacrosse, went to Bucknell, can almost guarantee he's never had a real job etc. I don't hold it against him but it's kinda comical to hear people try to make out like he's an actual street fighting badass because his dad is Taz haha.

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immediately thought the same thing about Butcher.   You nailed it with the Street Fighter (im guessing chunky Vega), I was originally thinking Brazilian waiter.   He's had such good looks over his AEW career from the monocle days to the Natural Born Killers all-white.   I have faith in him finding it again.

Cole's segment was good because it showed Daniel Garcia has grown a lot on the mic.   I hope Lee Moriarty gets some more prominence soon.
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Brazilian waiter kinda works. The little hip scarf thing like Vega was definitely why I thought that but on second thought I might go with the bad guy in a low budget Bloodsport knock-off....one where Frank is played by Rob Van Dam. Butcher does usually have a cool look now that you mention it (blade looks like a male porn star).

I actually always thought Garcia could kinda talk but just usually doesn't have anything of substance to say. When they were doing the Jericho vs BD thing he gave a few promos I liked. He's got the Jey Uso thing where he's a little over-expressive sometimes but I guess it's better than being expressionless.

Might have to watch that ROH match. I wasn't blown away by Komander but Vikingo has my attention.

Butch actually kinda reminds of Franks buddy in Bloodsport hah.

I saw Komander at Battle of Los Angeles and that he stood out to me there.    Insane top rope balance.   


Speaking of ROH card, tight little card:


Samoa Joe (c) vs. Mark Briscoe

Claudio Castagnoli (c) vs. Eddie Kingston

El Hijo del Vikingo (C) vs. Komander

Wheeler Yuta (c) vs. Katsuyori Shibata

Athena (c) vs. Yuka Sakazaki

Lucha Brothers (Penta El Zero Miedo and Rey Fénix) vs. Top Flight (Dante Martin and Darius Martin) vs. The Kingdom (Matt Taven and Mike Bennett) vs. Aussie Open (Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher) vs. La Facción Ingobernable (Rush and Dralístico)

The Embassy (Brian Cage, Kaun, and Toa Liona) (c) (with Prince Nana) vs. AR Fox, Blake Christian and Metalik
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 25, 2023, 05:17:24 PM
Kenny Vs Jeff Cobb should be good.

I’m missing the ROH ppv and Wrestlemania since I’ll be in Miami then and won’t have time to bother with Peacock.

Also, who else here knows Ed Leslie’s WWE gimmick wasn’t really a barber? 😂

 https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk (https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 25, 2023, 06:04:53 PM
Kenny Vs Jeff Cobb should be good.

I’m missing the ROH ppv and Wrestlemania since I’ll be in Miami then and won’t have time to bother with Peacock.

Also, who else here knows Ed Leslie’s WWE gimmick wasn’t really a barber? 😂

 https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk (https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk)

Hahah I was starting to look into him (as a Hulk toady/looking for faces that were perhaps risible shoot people) and when exactly the Barbers timeline was and was surprised that the barber part didn’t happen until 3 years after he joined the Fed.   Didn’t quite piece it together that the Beefcake part was signifying male stripper but it’s so obvious now. 

Also, took me far too long to realize he was the Disciple in NWO.  Always thought he had a decent look (as a background guy) and a face I couldn’t place
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 26, 2023, 05:46:29 AM
This is totally unfair to him but I think part of Komander not really doing much for me is that there's a group of annoying trustafarian slackliners that hang out at the park here. He triggers some unfortunate associations when I see him do his his little yoga breath before he starts the move haha.

Vikingo felt like watching a progressive street part in 93 or something. Part of me wants to see him vs Jack Cartwheel vs ninja Mac and just see how many rpms (revolutions per match) they hit, but he seems to be good enough to be in the Ospreay/Omega/Penta/Fenix/Bandido full package tier where he's figured out the flips need to mean something. It actually looks like his flips make the move more impactful too.. When he did that table spot he looked like Sonic the hedgehog and I half expected to see gold coins go flying everywhere.

Actually turned on Sat night Rampage and they gave away the match I wanted to see (penta vs Hobbs) first. Obviously Hobbs was winning but I'm glad it wasn't clean at least. The pacing on that show is so weird to me, they had Hager vs Brody (which felt like it could go either way) in the middle of the show and then the main event was the acclaimed vs that's so taven (I like my name better than yet another "the noun" group) which was basically a squash.

That ROH card looks decent. Joe vs Briscoe should be fun.. I feel like Joe is going to insist on putting Mark over regardless of what the booking is but since he vacated the tag belts I bet he's getting a singles run. The ladder match should be good too, I kinda hope Top Flight gets some gold but I'd settle for LB.
Eddie vs Claudio I would like to see Eddie win but they've been so hesitant to pull the trigger on him and he hasn't looked great the last few times I've seen him wrestle so who knows what they'll actually do..

Don't really care about the women's match but I'll probably watch it because Athena can go. I'll be skipping the wheely match though
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 26, 2023, 06:18:37 AM
Kenny Vs Jeff Cobb should be good.

I’m missing the ROH ppv and Wrestlemania since I’ll be in Miami then and won’t have time to bother with Peacock.

Also, who else here knows Ed Leslie’s WWE gimmick wasn’t really a barber? 😂

 https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk (https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk)

There's plenty of wm streams out there if you Google it. Pm me if you have trouble finding one, but mania is something even regular sports streamers usually cover. Ill probably watch it just for the bloodline stuff and to see Choady.

Cobb vs Omega should be killer. Huge fan of Cobb ever since LU (Matanza was one of the best booked monsters since Kane in my opinion) and I hope they put on a show. They wrestled a tag a few months ago in NJPW and it was pretty good, so hopefully this one is the same.

That Brutus clip is great, definitely doesn't help those old rumors about him and Hogan haha. Wrestling was so cheesy and homoerotic in the 80s and it's so much fun to watch now haha. I love shit like this.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 26, 2023, 08:23:11 AM
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Kenny Vs Jeff Cobb should be good.

I’m missing the ROH ppv and Wrestlemania since I’ll be in Miami then and won’t have time to bother with Peacock.

Also, who else here knows Ed Leslie’s WWE gimmick wasn’t really a barber? 😂

 https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk (https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk)
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There's plenty of wm streams out there if you Google it. Pm me if you have trouble finding one, but mania is something even regular sports streamers usually cover. Ill probably watch it just for the bloodline stuff and to see Choady.

Cobb vs Omega should be killer. Huge fan of Cobb ever since LU (Matanza was one of the best booked monsters since Kane in my opinion) and I hope they put on a show. They wrestled a tag a few months ago in NJPW and it was pretty good, so hopefully this one is the same.

That Brutus clip is great, definitely doesn't help those old rumors about him and Hogan haha. Wrestling was so cheesy and homoerotic in the 80s and it's so much fun to watch now haha. I love shit like this.

 https://youtu.be/p68w3BESrEA (https://youtu.be/p68w3BESrEA)

Also, Dalton Castle & The Boys Vs BCC on Wednesday.

I usually suspect that matches that seem like they’d be that kind of massacre tend to have some kind of swerve planned like when the FBI beat the Gangstanators back in the day.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 26, 2023, 06:21:47 PM
Randy Orton return at Mania.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on March 27, 2023, 03:03:16 AM
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Kenny Vs Jeff Cobb should be good.

I’m missing the ROH ppv and Wrestlemania since I’ll be in Miami then and won’t have time to bother with Peacock.

Also, who else here knows Ed Leslie’s WWE gimmick wasn’t really a barber? 😂

 https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk (https://youtu.be/VtIrv0LwHmk)
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There's plenty of wm streams out there if you Google it. Pm me if you have trouble finding one, but mania is something even regular sports streamers usually cover. Ill probably watch it just for the bloodline stuff and to see Choady.

Cobb vs Omega should be killer. Huge fan of Cobb ever since LU (Matanza was one of the best booked monsters since Kane in my opinion) and I hope they put on a show. They wrestled a tag a few months ago in NJPW and it was pretty good, so hopefully this one is the same.

That Brutus clip is great, definitely doesn't help those old rumors about him and Hogan haha. Wrestling was so cheesy and homoerotic in the 80s and it's so much fun to watch now haha. I love shit like this.
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 https://youtu.be/p68w3BESrEA (https://youtu.be/p68w3BESrEA)

Also, Dalton Castle & The Boys Vs BCC on Wednesday.

I usually suspect that matches that seem like they’d be that kind of massacre tend to have some kind of swerve planned like when the FBI beat the Gangstanators back in the day.

Im fucking crying laughing. Oh my god. Hogan talking about his kids turning him on turned out to be way too true. Wendy Richter looked like she was not amused by mean Gene laughing at her. They really did treat her like shit huh?

Im so glad we got a Von Erich clip in there too, world class and Memphis were both kind of hotbeds of homoeroticism. There's an old Fantastics video where they're like sweatily working out and prancing around the pool in speedos. Just a couple of oiled up muscle bros in banana hammocks hanging out, confusing the shit out of 10% of the boys watching. All those weird YouTube channels and comments kinda make sense when you put it in perspective haha.

Dude if they put Dalton & the boys over BCC I would lose my mind. I'd probably even quit talking shit about the booking for at least a few weeks. There's absolutely zero chance though, everything I've seen points to Tony not really liking them and he's desperately trying to get BCC over as heels. I think at most Dalton will bangarang someone then BCC will cheat somehow, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's just a squash where they throw stupid elbows and posed submissions after the bell.

BCC are two of Tonys favorite toys that he stood in line and paid more than retail for and Dalton & the boys are a walmart discount bin afterthought that he doesn't appreciate. It took a minor fan campaign to get them back on TV despite the fact he always gets an oversized pop, so I really think he just doesn't get it. Actually now that I think about it I don't think they're even officially "all elite" which is so stupid considering I'm pretty sure AR fox and dralistico and the guy who looks like he passed out drunk and his friends drew all over his face with marker all got graphics. Dalton is like custom made for this audience and has had multiple bangers yet he's still AEW flow lol.

If this was Heyman booking I would be more hopeful but I feel like the last year of AEW has been a fair amount of Tony repeating the old VKM "you like what I say you like" trope, especially with the undercard. I remember him thinking that the butt thrusters or whatever they were called were going to get over huge because he didn't understand that most people can't relate to and don't want to see an ultra rich kid gimmick like he does.

Man I need to go back and watch some Gangstanators stuff...that was like right when I went full on 13 year old mark and started wearing ECW shirts to school and buying/trading tapes so like Fall/winter 97 I'm thinking. Kronus was so fucking cool and ahead of his time, he doesn't get nearly enough love but a guy that size doing 450s would be insane even by today's standards. I always wanted him in the n64 WCW games so I could do my dream tag team of him and Mortis.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 27, 2023, 10:16:12 PM
Isnt is as simple as DC is ROH talent so it doesn’t hurt them to eat a pin? 

Khan is stoked on him, he’s given him a lot of national tv time since he’s purchased it and why not feature the team again where the loss wouldn’t damage their lustre.   Its not like this is happening on YouTube
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 28, 2023, 03:38:16 AM
Cody Rhodes with a win over Solo Sikoa last night. First time in awhile I said “wow” out loud. Certainly thought it would have ended in a DQ.

Gunther squash match was a nice little bonus. Wild that Dolph Ziggler is the new squash guy.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 28, 2023, 04:01:12 AM
Cody Rhodes with a win over Solo Sikoa last night. First time in awhile I said “wow” out loud. Certainly thought it would have ended in a DQ.

Gunther squash match was a nice little bonus. Wild that Dolph Ziggler is the new squash guy.

Yeah a little surprised at Solo too.   Very un-WWE booking.   Almost makes you think Cody’s not coming away with the win at WM
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 29, 2023, 07:18:17 PM
Garcia vs Tanahashi added to ROH card

He’d never do it, but I’d love for Goldberg to be MJF’s big Jewish muscle
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 30, 2023, 04:11:40 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CqbLcSEv_xf/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= (https://www.instagram.com/p/CqbLcSEv_xf/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 30, 2023, 10:57:28 PM
Just found out I’m going to ROH Supercard of Honor tomorrow!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 31, 2023, 05:46:22 AM
Garcia vs Tanahashi added to ROH card

He’d never do it, but I’d love for Goldberg to be MJF’s big Jewish muscle

Dude I've seen some articles about this. His WWE contract is up and he has said he wants a proper retirement match and is not sure WWE wants to do it for him.

Goldberg as MJF's muscle would be amazing.

The other guy that does the podcast with cornette has said he is not super into MJF using the Jewishness to get heat because of the trending antisemitism in society right now. He is jewish so he definitely has a valid opinion.

But dude, Goldberg jackhammering dudes while wearing a yamukah would be all time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 31, 2023, 08:42:31 AM
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Garcia vs Tanahashi added to ROH card

He’d never do it, but I’d love for Goldberg to be MJF’s big Jewish muscle
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Dude I've seen some articles about this. His WWE contract is up and he has said he wants a proper retirement match and is not sure WWE wants to do it for him.

Goldberg as MJF's muscle would be amazing.

The other guy that does the podcast with cornette has said he is not super into MJF using the Jewishness to get heat because of the trending antisemitism in society right now. He is jewish so he definitely has a valid opinion.

But dude, Goldberg jackhammering dudes while wearing a yamukah would be all time.

Oh yeah I totally get that perspective of Jewishness being viewed as a heat target.   I guess good for me that I never considered that a boo-able thing hah.  I always saw the heat being more that he was a little rich kid.   

The Goldberg thing would work especially if he does one of those “labors” in order to face him for the title, but I think it’s definitely need to be against a hoss.   Goldberg isn’t going out on his back for Mimiseeku Jack. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: friendly dave on March 31, 2023, 01:06:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zk9jHQiA6s

Weird crossover.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 01, 2023, 03:30:46 AM
Tuned in for the main event of ROH and then went back and watched some of the other stuff.

What is up with those Martin boys and snapping their legs? Is their father a balsa tree or something? Poor Dante. It's gonna be interesting if Darius will get a singles push like Dante did when Darius was out.

The main event... I just... I love Eddie as a character and would cheer loudly for him if I were in the building but watching his matches on TV has been pretty rough the last few times. He's a great talker but once the mic is off it's just a bunch of slaps and awkward transitions punctuated by him taking big bumps. Add that to Claudio being super vanilla and it wasn't a great viewing experience.

At least Wheely doesn't have his useless belt anymore but this almost feels like when they used to send belts no one cares about off to Japan to die. Im having a hard time getting excited about 2023 Shibata as well.

Going home to watch mania with my best bud from high school/college tonight. He doesn't really watch wrestling anymore and I don't really watch the fed, but it's mania so it's basically tailored to guys like us. Night one is definitely weaker on paper this year. I think I might legit be more excited for Charlotte and Rhea than anything else

Edit - I think my heart just took a stiff lariat. She cleans up well but in some ways I kinda prefer her rough around the edges look. It fits her in ring style.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jmehytr/status/1641862991636226059

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 01, 2023, 01:01:25 PM
Tuned in for the main event of ROH and then went back and watched some of the other stuff.

What is up with those Martin boys and snapping their legs? Is their father a balsa tree or something? Poor Dante. It's gonna be interesting if Darius will get a singles push like Dante did when Darius was out.

The main event... I just... I love Eddie as a character and would cheer loudly for him if I were in the building but watching his matches on TV has been pretty rough the last few times. He's a great talker but once the mic is off it's just a bunch of slaps and awkward transitions punctuated by him taking big bumps. Add that to Claudio being super vanilla and it wasn't a great viewing experience.

At least Wheely doesn't have his useless belt anymore but this almost feels like when they used to send belts no one cares about off to Japan to die. Im having a hard time getting excited about 2023 Shibata as well.

Going home to watch mania with my best bud from high school/college tonight. He doesn't really watch wrestling anymore and I don't really watch the fed, but it's mania so it's basically tailored to guys like us. Night one is definitely weaker on paper this year. I think I might legit be more excited for Charlotte and Rhea than anything else

Edit - I think my heart just took a stiff lariat. She cleans up well but in some ways I kinda prefer her rough around the edges look. It fits her in ring style.

https://mobile.twitter.com/jmehytr/status/1641862991636226059

People were clearing out to go to GCW Spring Break so I gotta to claim the Brisco family’s seats and be front row for the main event.   

Pure rules matches do not suit live crowds.   They were antsy and a lot were giving Wheeler Useless (their words, not mine) a bunch of shit

But, hey, Vikingo/Komander lived up to it especially considering how much those guys are wrestling this weekend.    I don’t like Sammy either, but I’ll be watching his match against Komander Wednesday
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Post by: Sativa Lung on April 01, 2023, 08:53:17 PM
Yeah it seemed like the fans shit on that Shibata match pretty hard and the stream chat wasn't a fan either. I think pure rules can work, but TK did a horrible job of introducing his audience to it and there hasn't been that signature match or guy that really gets it over yet. Wheely was never that guy and then trying to make him seem like a vicious heel lately isn't really the best way to get over a "gentleman" belt.

I watched some of it this morning, Nigel was a nice surprise but I don't actually like his commentary haha. Takeashita and Keith Lee's poke-cousin had a decent little scrap on the pre show.

How was willow live? I feel like she hits twice as hard as the other girls not named Hayter. The girl she was wrestling felt a little indy but she bumped well.

Vikingo vs Komander was good. I could do without the little double ground touch pose thing though haha. It annoyed me when Ospreay and Ricochet did it a decade ago and it's pretty played out. Komander did better job than Kenny of selling the flip to hurricanrana stuff. That table spot looked brutal too.

AR Fox is awesome. Don't know why I like him so much but I do.

Tanahashi deserves better than Daniel Garcia.

Everyone deserves better than Wheeler Yuta. Haha nah I'm mostly working about that... I don't really dislike him I'm just not sure what people were thinking when they were comparing him to steamboat and insisting he was the future of the company. Shibata no-selling his chops was funny but that's about all that match had going on.

The ladder spot fest was fun but the Dante thing definitely soured it a bit. Were you ringside for that or just the main?

Mark vs Joe was my highlight, it felt more like an ROH match to me than anything else, but that's probably partially because I very closely associate Joe with the company. Those chops were nasty and that ending sequences was pure violent beauty that only Joe could deliver. I wish they'd have put the belt on Mark but hopefully they're setting it up for a redemption angle.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on April 01, 2023, 09:12:01 PM
WM Night 1 was great. Flair vs Rhea was fantastic, overall not a bad match on the card. Also the Usos lost the tag titles
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 01, 2023, 10:06:11 PM
Yeah it seemed like the fans shit on that Shibata match pretty hard and the stream chat wasn't a fan either. I think pure rules can work, but TK did a horrible job of introducing his audience to it and there hasn't been that signature match or guy that really gets it over yet. Wheely was never that guy and then trying to make him seem like a vicious heel lately isn't really the best way to get over a "gentleman" belt.

I watched some of it this morning, Nigel was a nice surprise but I don't actually like his commentary haha. Takeashita and Keith Lee's poke-cousin had a decent little scrap on the pre show.

How was willow live? I feel like she hits twice as hard as the other girls not named Hayter. The girl she was wrestling felt a little indy but she bumped well.

Vikingo vs Komander was good. I could do without the little double ground touch pose thing though haha. It annoyed me when Ospreay and Ricochet did it a decade ago and it's pretty played out. Komander did better job than Kenny of selling the flip to hurricanrana stuff. That table spot looked brutal too.

AR Fox is awesome. Don't know why I like him so much but I do.

Tanahashi deserves better than Daniel Garcia.

Everyone deserves better than Wheeler Yuta. Haha nah I'm mostly working about that... I don't really dislike him I'm just not sure what people were thinking when they were comparing him to steamboat and insisting he was the future of the company. Shibata no-selling his chops was funny but that's about all that match had going on.

The ladder spot fest was fun but the Dante thing definitely soured it a bit. Were you ringside for that or just the main?

Mark vs Joe was my highlight, it felt more like an ROH match to me than anything else, but that's probably partially because I very closely associate Joe with the company. Those chops were nasty and that ending sequences was pure violent beauty that only Joe could deliver. I wish they'd have put the belt on Mark but hopefully they're setting it up for a redemption angle.

Just ringside for Cesaro vs Eddie.   Right where he unhooked the barrier.   

Was on the other side of the ring for the Martin injury.   Had no idea it happened live, but heard some guys talking about it a few matches on.   

AR Fox really stood out to me as did the All Heart guy on his trios team and Aussie Open has grown on me.    Kanellis and his partner took some gnarly bumps too.   (Brain is fried so I’m losing names)

Didn’t catch Willow live (LA traffic but mostly USC parking), but thought Athena was good live.   

Catching DG at BoLA and here, I like him as a heel and he plays well with the crowd, but yeah kinda think Tanahashi was a random choice, more like they just found out they could use him and they wanted to pair him with someone worthwhile, but also someone no one really would be sad if they jettison the build for a real program
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 03:18:48 AM
http://www.instagram.com/p/Cqh6m6VOlsL/?igshid=ZjE2NGZiNDQ= (http://www.instagram.com/p/Cqh6m6VOlsL/?igshid=ZjE2NGZiNDQ=)

2nd slide is an elevated angle of the Dante drop.  I could see the ref clear enough from my eyeline, but you can tell something happened even without him throwing an X


Also, looks like Bad Bunny is going to be teaming with Rey against Damien and Dominik at the Puerto Rico show.   It’s a little funny he’s playing a super hero Lucha listed at like 5’10/5’11.

Did anyone watch that Monster Factory show on Apple?   Nothing I would go out of my way for, but nothing offensive about it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 02, 2023, 03:23:36 AM
Night one was fun. I'm not gonna lie I got a little choked up watching old man Cena and his Make a wish entrance. I would have rather they put him over Theory there. I get the intent, I just feel like Cena's mania return isn't the place to do it. Let those kids clap and go nuts for their boy after you paraded them out on stage like that.

Otise is money. Love that sweaty fucker. Not surprised the profits won but I thought it was cool they tried to give Dawkins some shine.

Logan Paul annoyed me but not the way he's supposed to. I get that not everyone is as into details as me and doesn't notice or care about this but there was some points he just stopped selling or looked completely lost until the ref or Seth fed him the next spot.

Women's trio was OK. Some fun spots but pretty rough ones too. Lita was always first more than best, but it is pretty cool to see her still putting that lucha training she "worked" so hard for to use at her age. Trish looked even more lost than Logan. That poetry in motion was dreadful and they totally botched the timing on the finish.

I wasn't expecting this but I LOVED the mysterio match. Doms gear would have looked cool if it weren't for the giant Gonzales meets magneto top. I got a chuckle out of the fact that one of the biggest pops of the night was for the good old fashioned belt whipping spot. Dom looked better in the ring than I've ever seen him look and Rey is still sooooo smooth. He's wrestling's Daewon.

Women's match was the best of the night. Rhea out here looking like 1986 sting meets 1984 road warriors. What a fucking presence she has. Her facials are off the charts good and her selling is impeccable. When she just effortlessly muscled Charlotte up for the finish I legit got goosebumps. It felt like Sting beating Flair, and I'm sure that was at least somewhat intentional. Absolute 5* classic for me.

Main was OK. I'm not a big Owens fan and it felt an awful lot like a bucks match but it was cool to see Sami win it considering he was stuck wrestling Johnny Knoxville last year.

Night 2 has the stronger card so hopefully they bring the same quality.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 04:20:07 AM
Rhea vs Hayter would be a damn good Forbidden Door match
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 02, 2023, 02:38:24 PM
Night 1 was solid. Very stoked on Ripley winning it. She’s been a shooting star & will certainly elevate the women’s division. Loved her German suplexes.

Not a MacAfee fan so I was annoyed by that. I feel like even the crowd was over it.

Tonight, my only actual hopes are Asuka takes the belt from Bianca & Gunther retains. Otherwise I’m happy either way. Rhodes winning almost makes too much sense but…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 02, 2023, 06:13:27 PM
GUNTHER RETAINS (amazing match; Drew McIntyre & Sheamus are the industry’s work horses)
LESNAR WINS
ROUSEY WINS

3/3
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 06:46:36 PM
Endeavor likely buying the Fed, is going to something to combine UFC and WWE (brought to you by the barest skimming of headlines)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 02, 2023, 06:56:09 PM
Endeavor likely buying the Fed, is going to something to combine UFC and WWE (brought to you by the barest skimming of headlines)


Just read this.

Anyone see the Shane McMahon botch?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 07:05:08 PM
Ronda’s presentation would be 1000% better if she’d ditch the weird makeup choices she’s been doing since her first PPV match.   It’s got a real kids birthday party face painter vibe and doesn’t go with her ring gear or story ever
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 02, 2023, 09:18:43 PM
No Asuka win….

As far as Rousey goes, I’m just happy her & Bayszler will take the belts from Lynch & Lita as that team (trio w/Trish) is dreadful. Lita’s in-ring performance is uncomfortably obvious.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 10:17:28 PM
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Cody Rhodes with a win over Solo Sikoa last night. First time in awhile I said “wow” out loud. Certainly thought it would have ended in a DQ.

Gunther squash match was a nice little bonus. Wild that Dolph Ziggler is the new squash guy.
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Yeah a little surprised at Solo too.   Very un-WWE booking.   Almost makes you think Cody’s not coming away with the win at WM


Fucking knew it.   It was all lining up a little too easy esp with Vince back on headsets in gorilla.    Roman ceases to be interesting once he loses.    but I guess the story line is Jey unseats him at … Summerslam??
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on April 02, 2023, 10:41:25 PM
I had a feeling that Roman was going to retain after the Usos lost their belts - there was no way they were going to unseat the entire Bloodline in one weekend... unfortunately that was correct. Some of the dirt sheets are heavily speculating Jey taking a belt or both belts at Summerslam.

+1 to the comments about Rhea. She's incredible and just gets better and better. I wish Asuka would have won, but I'm not necessarily upset about Bianca retaining. Also pretty dope that Daphanie Lashaunn became the first Black woman to referee a match at Wrestlemania. Would have loved to see Sheamus get the IC title but Gunther is on a fucking tear and I love to see his push continuing. Lastly, an unexpected highlight of the weekend was seeing Dawkins stop Strowman in his tracks.

Before night 2 started, we watched most of 1983's AWA Super Sunday program. Hulk losing his title match to Bockwinkel due to a retroactive DQ was interesting to see, apparently many consider it a watershed moment in the beginning of the end of the era of the territories. Main event had Mad Dog Vachon & Verne Gagne against Jerry Blackwell and Sheik Adnan al Kaisse, that was pretty awesome.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 02, 2023, 10:45:58 PM
Rhea vs Hayter would be a damn good Forbidden Door match

Stop.. I can only get so excited!

That's a dream match that I would pay good money for front row tickets to. Actually I'm not even sure if there's a men's match I'd be more excited about than that. I'm legit struggling to think of one.

I made my buddy who hasn't watched in years watch that match and he was into it. By the end we just had that thing where you don't even talk because you're so immersed in the match. He was also amazed that Charlotte is only 36 hahaha. She's getting into uncanny valley territory.

Fell asleep partway through night 2 but it felt kinda gross and  Vince-ish. Almost like night one was booked by the new guard but he insisted night 2 was his and they were doing it his way. So much for him retiring forever and not having a say in the booking right? Fucking creepy old piece of shit just fuck off and devolve back into slime already.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 02, 2023, 11:19:51 PM
It’s fitting he’s basically back the weekend the book about him is released.

See the Solo win is what sent massive red flags.   As you said, they weren’t going to kill his undefeated streak, Usos streak, AND Roman all in a weekend. 

Wonder how that changes the minds of people who impressed that the Fed were treating Cody well on his return

Summerslam defeat for Roman feels sooo meh.    Summerslam has never really held much actual grandeur for me, kinda like Survivor Series.   

What I love love love about Ripley is basically she bucks the trend that a lot of the Fed women’s wrestlers suffer from: a lack of physical believability.    Charlotte, Rhea, MMA gals, and Bianca are the ones I actually believe in a fight.    (Iyo is on the cusp, but k don’t think I’ve caught the match that really sells me on her or at least I’ve forgotten her NXT highlights).   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2023, 03:39:53 AM
Went back and watched some of the stuff I missed on Sunday. Definitely didn't like it as much as night one.

Cool with Bianca winning but I do love me some Asuka.

What the fuck was Edges entrance supposed to be? I support slayer being blasted as much as the next old white guy but that felt weird. Then finn doing his weird bird dance and playing with paintball smoke grenades seemed super awkward too.

I can't even begin to describe how stupid it is to stop the match and have a doc come in the ring because someone got busted open in a fucking hell in a cell match. Fully ruined it for me.

The main event dragged pretty bad too. If you're gonna beat Cody then just do it roman style and squash him in 10 minutes.

Oh well, back not giving this sick old fuck and all his enablers and apologists my money or attention. I do feel blessed I got to see another McMahon tear both his quads in the ring though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 05:00:14 AM
Went back and watched some of the stuff I missed on Sunday. Definitely didn't like it as much as night one.

Cool with Bianca winning but I do love me some Asuka.

What the fuck was Edges entrance supposed to be? I support slayer being blasted as much as the next old white guy but that felt weird. Then finn doing his weird bird dance and playing with paintball smoke grenades seemed super awkward too.

I can't even begin to describe how stupid it is to stop the match and have a doc come in the ring because someone got busted open in a fucking hell in a cell match. Fully ruined it for me.

The main event dragged pretty bad too. If you're gonna beat Cody then just do it roman style and squash him in 10 minutes.

Oh well, back not giving this sick old fuck and all his enablers and apologists my money or attention. I do feel blessed I got to see another McMahon tear both his quads in the ring though.


Vince at Rumble, Shane at Mania, just need Steph at Summerslam to complete the hat trick. 


Also, didn’t watch the Miz thing (he’s my Sammy combined with Yuta combines with everyone else you all have Xpac Heat with) but it’s been amusing to see everyone praising Snoop calling it in the ring better than the vast majority of wrestlers
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 03, 2023, 06:18:30 AM
Night 1>Night 2 for certain.

Though Gunther retaining ruled & that match was an instant classic.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2023, 06:41:21 AM
Heard 3 of last night’s matches got an A+. Glad they didn’t have Cody go over. Roman is the 🐐.

I would’ve watched, but Lot 11 > watching tv.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 01:06:17 PM
Heard what happened to Cody is the PR territory move - bring them in, give them six glorious months, then fuck them hard. 

Looking back, it should have been obvious that there was no way they were going to let Cody, let  alone a Rhodes, be the face of the Fed especially over their chosen guy who never left.    Shame on us for ever forgetting that WWE values being petty and vindictive over giving they fans what they want
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on April 03, 2023, 01:54:55 PM
I think having Roman go over was the right call for now but it’s gotta end soon. He’s out of contenders who we can believe may take the titles.

Good to see the Best In The World was back, despite his botch.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 02:08:00 PM
I think having Roman go over was the right call for now but it’s gotta end soon. He’s out of contenders who we can believe may take the titles.

Good to see the Best In The World was back, despite his botch.

But who takes it?   Cody was the last one to make sense.   Jey wouldn’t be elevated by the title and would like have a kofi style reign - fine, but not exceptional.   Honestly, Dwayne is the only one who makes sense anymore.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 03, 2023, 02:15:34 PM
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I think having Roman go over was the right call for now but it’s gotta end soon. He’s out of contenders who we can believe may take the titles.

Good to see the Best In The World was back, despite his botch.
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But who takes it?   Cody was the last one to make sense.   Jey wouldn’t be elevated by the title and would like have a kofi style reign - fine, but not exceptional.   Honestly, Dwayne is the only one who makes sense anymore.


I think it can be any top guy ONCE the Bloodline is dissolved as they are the only reason Reigns retains. So without them, he’d have lost already from a story line perspective. It was a wrap last night had Solo remained ejected from ringside. So I think we are headed in that slow but sure direction as the Usos lost. Otherwise we may see a draft & those titles split.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 02:22:11 PM
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I think having Roman go over was the right call for now but it’s gotta end soon. He’s out of contenders who we can believe may take the titles.

Good to see the Best In The World was back, despite his botch.
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But who takes it?   Cody was the last one to make sense.   Jey wouldn’t be elevated by the title and would like have a kofi style reign - fine, but not exceptional.   Honestly, Dwayne is the only one who makes sense anymore.
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I think it can be any top guy ONCE the Bloodline is dissolved as they are the only reason Reigns retains. So without them, he’d have lost already from a story line perspective. It was a wrap last night had Solo remained ejected from ringside. So I think we are headed in that slow but sure direction as the Usos lost. Otherwise we may see a draft & those titles split.

I see what you mean and I like the idea, but I think that special moment is gone after Sami last month and Cody now.   If Roman finally drops it at a Saudi show…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2023, 02:30:13 PM
Roman will drop it to Jake Paul to appease their new UFC overlords.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 03, 2023, 02:31:52 PM
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I think having Roman go over was the right call for now but it’s gotta end soon. He’s out of contenders who we can believe may take the titles.

Good to see the Best In The World was back, despite his botch.
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But who takes it?   Cody was the last one to make sense.   Jey wouldn’t be elevated by the title and would like have a kofi style reign - fine, but not exceptional.   Honestly, Dwayne is the only one who makes sense anymore.
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I think it can be any top guy ONCE the Bloodline is dissolved as they are the only reason Reigns retains. So without them, he’d have lost already from a story line perspective. It was a wrap last night had Solo remained ejected from ringside. So I think we are headed in that slow but sure direction as the Usos lost. Otherwise we may see a draft & those titles split.
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I see what you mean and I like the idea, but I think that special moment is gone after Sami last month and Cody now.   If Roman finally drops it at a Saudi show…

I think Cody will get it but last night was the beginning of a real storyline with Rhodes, Owens, Zayn & the Bloodline. I think the random top dog challengers who we all know will lose are done for now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2023, 02:49:03 PM
As much as I like Cody and will always admire how much of a purebred carny he is, I think realistically now that Vincent McPrice is back his odds of winning the belt drastic go down (like Kurt Angle was added to the mix). If ever there was a time to do it it was last night, but this is VKM we're talking about so I feel like we might have a better shot at seeing Cody and Brandi shucking and jiving in polka dots at this point.

I almost think Vince either will just let Roman win everything until he gets bored and leaves for his inevitable failed acting stint, or he'll make him drop it to Theory.

Endeavor deal just makes it easier to hate them and I kinda hope they run off all the talent like they have in the UFC.

I dunno about blowing quads, but I feel like Steph certainly knows a thing or two about blowing Trips. Heyyyy-oooooo!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 03:18:02 PM
As much as I like Cody and will always admire how much of a purebred carny he is, I think realistically now that Vincent McPrice is back his odds of winning the belt drastic go down (like Kurt Angle was added to the mix). If ever there was a time to do it it was last night, but this is VKM we're talking about so I feel like we might have a better shot at seeing Cody and Brandi shucking and jiving in polka dots at this point.

I almost think Vince either will just let Roman win everything until he gets bored and leaves for his inevitable failed acting stint, or he'll make him drop it to Theory.

Endeavor deal just makes it easier to hate them and I kinda hope they run off all the talent like they have in the UFC.

I dunno about blowing quads, but I feel like Steph certainly knows a thing or two about blowing Trips. Heyyyy-oooooo!


So jealous of that joke.   Jesus
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2023, 04:02:41 PM
Before night 2 started, we watched most of 1983's AWA Super Sunday program. Hulk losing his title match to Bockwinkel due to a retroactive DQ was interesting to see, apparently many consider it a watershed moment in the beginning of the end of the era of the territories. Main event had Mad Dog Vachon & Verne Gagne against Jerry Blackwell and Sheik Adnan al Kaisse, that was pretty awesome.

Ehh.. The big territories weren't even at their hottest point until a year or two after that.. I wouldn't be surprised if WWE tries to portray it that way but it's not really how it went down. Crockett had a private jet and Jerry Jarrett made enough money to buy half of Nashville in the mid-late 80s. Vince did raid the fuck out of the AWA and steal a lot of their production though, as you I'm sure you noticed. You'll watch an 82/83 awa weekly TV and half the people ended up on the first mania or two. It's a really fascinating period for me across the entire wrestling world.

I usually enjoy Crusher Blackwell matches. I actually think a big part of why I took an instant shine to Otis is he kinda reminds me of him, although obviously way more athletic. Jerry could move for a 400 pounder though, but he didn't take care of himself so his run was pretty short all things considered. I always liked how AWA top guys used to travel to other territories sometimes so like there's a match with him wrestling Lawler at the mid south coliseum with Lance Russell on commentary that's pretty fun. The traveling champion thing is cool even when they do it nowadays but Bockwinkel used to go to Texas to work for Paul Boesch and to Calgary to work for Stu... I've seen clips of him wrestling Bret in like 81 or 82.

Anyways I just couldn't let a mention of the old days go unreplied to haha.. If there's still World Class World Class stuff on there I would definitely recommend checking it out if you enjoyed AWA. It's a different vibe (closer to the southern wrasslin promotions) but you'll see a lot of the stuff Vince picked off and later incorporated as well.

Just heard that Bushwhacker Butch Miller passed. Really sad to hear that...Everyone should go out and lick someones face in his honor. Seriously though, as a kid and I would put my camo hat on and do the bushwhacker walk around my house when they came on so I'm pretty bummed. It's one of those unfortunate ways I can benchmark how old I'm getting. Here's a little nostalgia nugget to celebrate him.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CKc_JWKRNjA




So jealous of that joke.   Jesus

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Always nice to get a pop.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2023, 07:22:46 PM
Obviously could google this (but I like tapping people’s direct knowledge) - Jay White related to one of the Bushwhackers?
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Post by: Sativa Lung on April 03, 2023, 11:33:51 PM
Obviously could google this (but I like tapping people’s direct knowledge) - Jay White related to one of the Bushwhackers?

Never heard that before so I googled it and all I could find was a vague tweet. I'd say possible, maybe even plausible, but I'd need some sort of confirmation. I can't imagine the NZ wrestling community is huge so it's entirely possible it's like Hawaii or Memphis back in the day and everyone is somehow related either by blood or marriage. There was actually a NZ territory in the 80s that was either an affiliate or maybe even full member of the NWA and guys like Flair and Race would actually travel there to defend the belt from time to time. I stumbled upon it one time and it's pretty cool, classic studio wrestling but with a kiwi twist.

Apparently raw was an absolute disaster, Vince is back at gorilla, changed a bunch of shit right before the show, brought back his stupid commentary rules, and cut the women's match, and talent is not happy about any of this. I want it to be a dumpster fire so bad. Tony, this is your chance to gain back some ground. Please don't fuck it up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 04, 2023, 12:50:09 AM
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Obviously could google this (but I like tapping people’s direct knowledge) - Jay White related to one of the Bushwhackers?
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Never heard that before so I googled it and all I could find was a vague tweet. I'd say possible, maybe even plausible, but I'd need some sort of confirmation. I can't imagine the NZ wrestling community is huge so it's entirely possible it's like Hawaii or Memphis back in the day and everyone is somehow related either by blood or marriage. There was actually a NZ territory in the 80s that was either an affiliate or maybe even full member of the NWA and guys like Flair and Race would actually travel there to defend the belt from time to time. I stumbled upon it one time and it's pretty cool, classic studio wrestling but with a kiwi twist.

Apparently raw was an absolute disaster, Vince is back at gorilla, changed a bunch of shit right before the show, brought back his stupid commentary rules, and cut the women's match, and talent is not happy about any of this. I want it to be a dumpster fire so bad. Tony, this is your chance to gain back some ground. Please don't fuck it up.

FTR is going to make damn sure they don’t lose Wednesday now.   

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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 04, 2023, 06:04:56 AM
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Obviously could google this (but I like tapping people’s direct knowledge) - Jay White related to one of the Bushwhackers?
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Never heard that before so I googled it and all I could find was a vague tweet. I'd say possible, maybe even plausible, but I'd need some sort of confirmation. I can't imagine the NZ wrestling community is huge so it's entirely possible it's like Hawaii or Memphis back in the day and everyone is somehow related either by blood or marriage. There was actually a NZ territory in the 80s that was either an affiliate or maybe even full member of the NWA and guys like Flair and Race would actually travel there to defend the belt from time to time. I stumbled upon it one time and it's pretty cool, classic studio wrestling but with a kiwi twist.

Apparently raw was an absolute disaster, Vince is back at gorilla, changed a bunch of shit right before the show, brought back his stupid commentary rules, and cut the women's match, and talent is not happy about any of this. I want it to be a dumpster fire so bad. Tony, this is your chance to gain back some ground. Please don't fuck it up.


Confirming that Raw was all over the place. Lesnar turning on Rhodes was interesting but the whole concept of RAW after Mania being its own historical event really was not the case. The main event was Lesnar just beating the hell out of Rhodes. I’m assuming a storyline is coming of obstacles Rhodes will have to go through to get to the Roman Empire.

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Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 04, 2023, 06:25:10 AM
 https://youtu.be/lZbpNrlLYPs (https://youtu.be/lZbpNrlLYPs)

Never forget.

Also, it’s high time Montez Ford has his HBK heel turn and subsequent solo success. He’s due.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 04, 2023, 08:05:26 AM
Also, there’s no way AEW will come out on top. They already are in their 1999 WCW phase.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 04, 2023, 08:41:36 AM
Also, there’s no way AEW will come out on top. They already are in their 1999 WCW phase.

I don’t think the goal was ever to beat WWE.   WWE has had wayy too big of a head start esp with brand recognition.   The goal was always to be a viable, sustainable alternative (a legit one unlike TNA) which they’ve accomplished.   WB is giving them a Saturday show and is definitely happy with them.   They aren’t going anywhere but up
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 04, 2023, 10:33:08 AM
I haven't watched Raw in a long time but I was pissed about how pointless that episode was. Lowlights for me were HHH coming to the ring to try and conVince himself everything will be alright, 2 squash matches, Seth entering the ring in full attire to just leave for no reason, hyped up main event not happening. Highlights Sami/KO vs profits, and I did enjoy brock beating up cody but would've rather watched the "Greatest Match in RAW History"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 05, 2023, 03:40:48 AM
I haven't watched Raw in a long time but I was pissed about how pointless that episode was. Lowlights for me were HHH coming to the ring to try and conVince himself everything will be alright, 2 squash matches, Seth entering the ring in full attire to just leave for no reason, hyped up main event not happening. Highlights Sami/KO vs profits, and I did enjoy brock beating up cody but would've rather watched the "Greatest Match in RAW History"

I kinda mentioned this in one of my wm posts but I could tangibly feel the difference between night one and night two. It was like I could feel my skin crawling once fuckin demon balor got jobbed out to old ass edge.

It's not even really about the shitty booking for me... Look I know he never really let go of power, but at least they were putting up a facade of doing the less wrong thing and shuffling him off to the retirement home. Now the fucking rapist who's paid out god only knows how many millions in hush money not only gets everything back, he gets billions of dollars on top of it. I can't in any way support that and have no qualms about hoping it leads to a twitter-esque advertising exodus. What a slap in the face to all the women in the company... Gotta be a blast having the creepy old fuck wiggling his shitty just for men mustache at you while he tells you how you need to get implants and a radioactive tan if you want a shot at blowing him for a push.

Looks like Bayley is the first one to go. Her and Hayter could be money if she can still go like she could in her NXT days, but I feel like she'll go do something with Mercedes instead. Andrade is also suddenly tweeting about how he's loyal to AEW and will be back soon hahaha.

If the rumors about a 6:05 show are true then there are a shocking amount of cards falling into place for the snowman. I hope they just make it a 2 hour dark where they can stretch out that huge roster and young guys can get some experience and eyes on them without feeling like they need to do crazy shit every single match. Do the occasional competitive main event and throw some upsets in here and there but mostly make it about character development. Basically just WCW Saturday night haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 05, 2023, 06:37:38 AM
Two straight loses for Demon Balor…the gimmick where it’s supposed to be his final form.

Bayley might be a good team for Willow.   Bubbly people who can go hard when needed.   

There was a funny meme of Tony’s phone getting all these positive texts from FTR, Andrade, and Miro willing to play ball.   Wonder what Regals status is.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 05, 2023, 01:23:55 PM
Apparently Cody losing was decided a while back, not a last minute decision. I know rumours of Roman vs Rock were circulating for over a year, so perhaps they had the continuation of Roman's story post WM written out after beating Rock and are just carrying on with that? Also makes sense they'd prefer him as the face of the company when this buyout happens too. Who knows, not sure it was a last minute Vinceism though.

Seems like a fun 9 months WWE had. I never tuned back in regularly but it seemed much better. I wonder how AEW will respond to the mess.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 05, 2023, 06:45:35 PM
Apparently Cody losing was decided a while back, not a last minute decision. I know rumours of Roman vs Rock were circulating for over a year, so perhaps they had the continuation of Roman's story post WM written out after beating Rock and are just carrying on with that? Also makes sense they'd prefer him as the face of the company when this buyout happens too. Who knows, not sure it was a last minute Vinceism though.

Seems like a fun 9 months WWE had. I never tuned back in regularly but it seemed much better. I wonder how AEW will respond to the mess.

I too read this.


As far as how AEW is responding, they certainly did not make a case tonight on Rampage. Should I start with the Blackpool combat club & Danielson using a screwdriver to "fix the house" & gouging at Hangman but the camera just avoiding it the whole time (fucking dreadful on the microphone) OR Tony Khan giving a terrible interview looking out of his mind & clearly reading off a teleprompter & having Adam Cole attempt to reiterate.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 05, 2023, 07:18:27 PM
They don’t really have to do much.  Just do two things that VKM hates - feature wrestling matches, don’t bait and switch matches/main events.   It’s why I never quite get fan loyalty to the Fed.  Vince has such obvious contempt for them (as when he reportedly laughed derisively when his writers told him people weren’t thrilled Corbin was retiring Angle)

FTR and Shia LeBoeuf/Jay White choosing AEW speaks a lot about how wrestlers feel, if not audiences.   

And All In at Wembley is big news.    They need to start chasing spectacle. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 06, 2023, 03:35:22 AM
I thought Dynamite was good, but yeah the screwdriver thing was super cringe. I don't know why the 'gauge out the eye' thing is so common, it's so stupid.

Wembley show is huge, the stadium is 90,000 seats before floor seating. The announcement more than lived up to TK's hype this time for me but as a bri'ish I was laughing thinking about all the Americans raging at being underwhelmed lol. Shame it always rains on August bank holiday weekend though


Shia LeBoeuf/Jay White


Hahaha
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 06, 2023, 04:20:37 AM
I thought Dynamite was good, but yeah the screwdriver thing was super cringe. I don't know why the 'gauge out the eye' thing is so common, it's so stupid.

Wembley show is huge, the stadium is 90,000 seats before floor seating. The announcement more than lived up to TK's hype this time for me but as a bri'ish I was laughing thinking about all the Americans raging at being underwhelmed lol. Shame it always rains on August bank holiday weekend though


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My least favorite wrestling weapon convention is using the belt to hit someone in the face.   Am I stupid or would that not hurt that bad compared to almost any other wrestling move (in kayfabe)?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 06, 2023, 02:20:56 PM
I thought Dynamite was good, but yeah the screwdriver thing was super cringe. I don't know why the 'gauge out the eye' thing is so common, it's so stupid.

Wembley show is huge, the stadium is 90,000 seats before floor seating. The announcement more than lived up to TK's hype this time for me but as a bri'ish I was laughing thinking about all the Americans raging at being underwhelmed lol. Shame it always rains on August bank holiday weekend though


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How the hell are they going to make that place look full without paying people to come?


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 06, 2023, 03:21:30 PM
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I thought Dynamite was good, but yeah the screwdriver thing was super cringe. I don't know why the 'gauge out the eye' thing is so common, it's so stupid.

Wembley show is huge, the stadium is 90,000 seats before floor seating. The announcement more than lived up to TK's hype this time for me but as a bri'ish I was laughing thinking about all the Americans raging at being underwhelmed lol. Shame it always rains on August bank holiday weekend though


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How the hell are they going to make that place look full without paying people to come?

the rumored Sting retirement match will help

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 06, 2023, 10:10:01 PM
Wembley stadium is big news but I'm honestly not sure they'll be able to fill it. I feel like they're gonna end up papering half of London the same way wwf used to.

FTR in a LLT match two days after Vince came back might be the most unintentionally hilarious obvious booking situation I've seen in a while.  Kinda starting to feel the same about FTR matches as I do about the bucks. Same old shit. Austin Gunn has some Eddie Gilbert in him though

Trios match didn't quite live up to my high expectations but it wasn't bad. I just think all 6 can go but it wasn't the best situation to show it. Glad they're booking HoB strong again though.

Hayter vs Riho should have been a 30 second squash. I don't hate Riho but I think her having that long reign is part of why people didn't take AEWs women seriously for a long time so I don't want her anywhere near the title and she sure as fuck should not be kicking out of Hayterade.

MJF hometown pop is like when Bret would go to Canada haha. Never thought I'd see the day that a wrestler would be scatting...and it brought the house down. Him popping himself when the crowd started chanting ADD was so endearing.. This kid is just the fucking best.

I really, really, really hope we aren't getting a Sammy match in Pittsburgh in two weeks. I usually don't like smarky crowds but the "you still suck" chant after his flippy shit made me smile. Komander did some cool shit but I felt like the crowd just wasn't into it because it was Sammy. That promo was a disaster. Glad to see fans are learning sitting on their hands is the best way to make him look bad though. Too bad Tony seems to just ignore it every time.

Hook with another non match. Matt Hardy does his best dollar store Jericho and latches on to him.

Please get Moxley's backyard deathmatch bullshit the fuck away from the main event. It was cool like twice last summer and it's been fucking annoying ever since. The worst part is Hangman is fucking great at deathmatches so if it wasn't for Moxley's dumb ass making them routine they could do something fun. The gouging the eye thing is probably just so he can wear an eyepatch for a month then forget about it. Only a true visionary like TK would look at the product and go "we need a Scotty Riggs".

All access looks absolutely cringeworthy and I ain't watchin that shit.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 06, 2023, 10:58:47 PM
You def wouldn’t like it bc of the Sammy/Tay stuff.   

I don’t mind Riho because she moves fast and projects fearlessness even though she looks like the Childlike Empress.   I’ve seen a lot of nationally televised women matches of late where they seem to be going half speed, so I appreciate that these two had a great tempo going.   

I feel they have something up their sleeve with Wembley.  In the announcement, All In was tied pretty hard to WB’s 100 year celebration, so I gotta imagine there’s going to be something going on with that.   Not to mention potentially:
       - Omega vs Osprey (round 2?)
       - Sting Retirement match
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 07, 2023, 03:43:21 AM
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I thought Dynamite was good, but yeah the screwdriver thing was super cringe. I don't know why the 'gauge out the eye' thing is so common, it's so stupid.

Wembley show is huge, the stadium is 90,000 seats before floor seating. The announcement more than lived up to TK's hype this time for me but as a bri'ish I was laughing thinking about all the Americans raging at being underwhelmed lol. Shame it always rains on August bank holiday weekend though


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How the hell are they going to make that place look full without paying people to come?

London is a hub for the whole of Europe and parts of Asia. Way easier for a huge part of the world to come here instead of the USA. It holds NBA and NFL and things like that there for the same reason. And you guys probably don't realise how starved we are of big shit like this. Think how many big sporting / entertainment / music / whatever events happen in the US every single year. We ain't got shit.

Clash at the Castle had 62,000 and that was in fucking Wales. I reckon they can at least manage that and that would be fine.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 07, 2023, 03:54:47 AM
You def wouldn’t like it bc of the Sammy/Tay stuff.   

I don’t mind Riho because she moves fast and projects fearlessness even though she looks like the Childlike Empress.   I’ve seen a lot of nationally televised women matches of late where they seem to be going half speed, so I appreciate that these two had a great tempo going.   

I feel they have something up their sleeve with Wembley.  In the announcement, All In was tied pretty hard to WB’s 100 year celebration, so I gotta imagine there’s going to be something going on with that.   Not to mention potentially:
       - Omega vs Osprey (round 2?)
       - Sting Retirement match

It's not so much that I don't think they're going to go as huge as possible as just a matter of scale. Wembley can hold almost 100k people which is like 1/8th of the viewers dynamite is getting some weeks and more than some of their ppvs have pulled. Even with free admission I'm not sure you'll find 100k fans in the UK who are able to attend that day. I sure hope this doesn't turn out to be AEW's blackjack brawl, but I also won't be shocked if it is.

I often laugh at how unintentionally homoerotic wrestling was in the 80s so it brings me great joy when I find something like this picture of Road Warrior Animal.

(https://i.ibb.co/4PKK8q2/early-animal.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4PKK8q2)

He looks like he was being managed by Tom of Finland or something
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 07, 2023, 04:03:05 AM
Wembley can hold almost 100k people which is like 1/8th of the viewers dynamite is getting some weeks
you do know that the viewing figures you're referring to are from one country right? on a continent that this event is not being held in
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 07, 2023, 06:10:54 AM
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I guess that’s also part of the fun of calling it All In - reminds me of the first one, when back then no one thought an “indie” show could fill that stadium and I believe it sold out pretty damn quickly
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 07, 2023, 07:47:16 AM
Rewatched NXT Stand & Deliver.

I suggest watching the Match for the North American title. No dull moments & just pure talent. JD McDonagh grew on me from that match alone (moonsault from the ropes was just so quick)  & Dragon Lee in that kind of action with Axiom was great. Dragunov continues to be a mad man & I need more.


Then this week, Bron is a heel after the Hayes win….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on April 07, 2023, 08:12:55 AM
Rewatched NXT Stand & Deliver.

I suggest watching the Match for the North American title. No dull moments & just pure talent. JD McDonagh grew on me from that match alone (moon daily from the ropes was just so quick)  & Dragon Lee in that kind of action with Axiom was great. Dragunov continues to be a mad man & I need more.


Then this week, Bron is a heel after the Hayes win….
That match was fantastic
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 07, 2023, 05:10:35 PM
Skye Blue (not using yalls nickname hah) is officially All Elite
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 12, 2023, 06:49:32 PM
The segment with Jon Moxley & his Club was seriously some of the worse wrestling I’ve seen in a long time. Claudio slamming Cuttlers head off of the apron was visibly fake & the blood is the definition of overcompensation. Then Kenny missing Moxley & Kansas blasting while the screwdriver is sticking out from the turnbuckle….. TERRIBLE. Soon we will see the likes of Vampiro, the Demon & someone wrestling to save their mom who is suspended from a forklift (some Buff Bagwell WCW nonsense)

Brett Hart is right…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 13, 2023, 04:59:34 AM
 Let me add watching Big Bill & Ethan Page bending over & waiting for Jeff Hardy’s chair shot.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 14, 2023, 10:50:01 PM
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 14, 2023, 11:11:11 PM
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.

50k reservations for tickets apparently
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 15, 2023, 01:50:55 AM
The segment with Jon Moxley & his Club was seriously some of the worse wrestling I’ve seen in a long time. Claudio slamming Cuttlers head off of the apron was visibly fake & the blood is the definition of overcompensation. Then Kenny missing Moxley & Kansas blasting while the screwdriver is sticking out from the turnbuckle….. TERRIBLE. Soon we will see the likes of Vampiro, the Demon & someone wrestling to save their mom who is suspended from a forklift (some Buff Bagwell WCW nonsense)

Brett Hart is right…

Yeah I'm super over Moxley. I heard he said something about changing the channel in his promo but I was two steps ahead and hit fast forward as soon as wild thing came on.

Bcc only ever sort of worked when Regal was there and even then it (like so many AEW stories) lost direction pretty quick. It makes zero sense now since none of them are actual shooters. Moxley seems to be on a mission to be this generations Abdullah, except he apparently doesn't understand that no one actually likes watching Abdullah matches. It's pretty annoying too because the guy can fucking wrestle! I watched some of his NJPW run the other night and he was money as a gaijin hoss in bike shorts. Listen, my favorite promotion of all time is ECW and I used to sell bootleg VHS copies of stranglemania at school. I really don't have any issue with blood or violence as long as it's done well. When you're blading off suplexes just so you can bleed that's not doing it well.

Really not happy to see Jeff Hardy back. Can't feel good about watching him kill himself again.

Rumor is Punks coming back because God knows that turned out so well before. I was pretty underwhelmed at everything he did after the MJF dog collar match and I'm not really clamoring to see him again. If I have to pick between him and the elite I'm taking Omega every day of the week. If he does come back I fully expect Jericho to get his fangs into him as soon as he shows up. Gotta stay relevant somehow.


MJF vs Darby 2 could be money but I feel like we won't get it. I know they're teasing this 4 pillars match but let's be honest none of those guys are beating MJF and I don't really care to see MJF in a paint by numbers 4 man spot fest. Darby is a spot monkey, but he's got great baby face fire and his fundamentals are actually pretty good. Not my favorite promo but hes good enough. Their first match was a really good example of modern wrestling done right and I would be way more into those two revisiting that than the 4 pillars stuff.

Still not sure if I want to go to dynamite on Wednesday. I probably will. Hobbs vs wardlow sounds fun and I do want to see Hayter live but I haven't heard any other matches announced. Tickets have come down about $20 in the past week but went back up a little today so I'm not sure if I missed my window, but last time they held back a bunch of good seats til the last day so I might just wait a few more days and see.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 15, 2023, 01:54:05 AM
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.
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50k reservations for tickets apparently

Yeah and the video game is finished and they're just waiting for a release date right?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 15, 2023, 05:18:38 AM
Glad Nakamura’s back and I hope they don’t mess his push up.

Shame they’ll probably elevate him at Killer Kross’ expense to start.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 15, 2023, 07:50:17 AM
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.
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50k reservations for tickets apparently
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Yeah and the video game is finished and they're just waiting for a release date right?

“Registrations” - I keep fucking that up.  I dunno, PWInsider reported it from multiple sources.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 16, 2023, 11:32:35 AM
Glad Nakamura’s back and I hope they don’t mess his push up.

Shame they’ll probably elevate him at Killer Kross’ expense to start.

https://youtu.be/iMYTBph4--s

Still amazed they found a way to fuck this up. Then again, Cody might end up the same way.

Watched Dark for the first time in a few weeks this morning.

Pillman Jr seems to have dialed back the Omega cosplay but now he's doing a really awkward Jeff Jarrett routine. He still hesitates constantly, is out of position, and just generally looks kinda brain dead and like he'd be a nightmare to work with but sometimes all you need is a name. Matt Taven has one of the most punchable faces in wrestling.

They had a jobber on named Daisy K (might want to rethink that one) who looked like he was plucked straight out of the 90s. Dude looked like the illegitimate son of Van Hammer and Shane Douglas. Taz thought the same thing and called him Von Hammer and I almost spit my coffee out.

Holy shit Lance Archer and Jake the Snake promo! And it was good! Please can we finally get this dude some matches? That TDM with Hangman is one of my favorite matches AEW has ever done. Can't believe I'm saying this about tramp stamp lance hoyt but he might actually be the best worker of all their big guys.

My girl Willow was in the main. They had her against Diamante so she actually got to sell and man she's great at it. That woman is just a pleasure to watch work. Crowd got behind her and when she fired up and pulled down the straps I marked out a little. Her powerbombs look so good too... she's way safer (unless it's a table spot loooool) but the way she just muscles people up effortlessly reminds me of Vader in his prime. Any chance we can slap a jockstrap on this girls face and teach her how to do a terrifyingly sloppy moonsault?

Once Statlander is back they should put them together as like a modern twin towers type team and have them destroy everyone for a month or two, then do a breakup angle. I could see Stat working as a cold, emotionless heel...Maybe put her with a mouthpiece manager and do kinda like the Kane/Paul Bearer thing. She isn't a shitty promo or anything, I'm just not sure her style of promo works as well as that would.

I guess you could play it safe and just do face vs face for the right to wrestle Jade for her belt or something too. Those mutual respect matches can be really great when they're done right.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 17, 2023, 01:31:10 PM
AEW brand split coming - CM Punk first feud is with Jericho


On the WWE front, how do you game out the Brock/Cody match (assuming they plan to have an actual finish not a DQ).   Brock can’t keep having loses (or I guess he can, Fed fans don’t care) and Cody def needs a win back
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 17, 2023, 03:47:09 PM
I ended up missing the NJPW show yesterday, but it looks like the DC show had a better card.

Orange Cassidy and Lance Archer on the Philly card wasn’t bad though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 17, 2023, 06:22:32 PM
AEW brand split coming - CM Punk first feud is with Jericho


Just read this. Maybe AEW will be interesting….

On the WWE front, how do you game out the Brock/Cody match (assuming they plan to have an actual finish not a DQ).   Brock can’t keep having loses (or I guess he can, Fed fans don’t care) and Cody def needs a win back

Cody will get a clean win over Lesnar & now his actual road to the Championship begins.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 17, 2023, 09:55:35 PM
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Just read this. Maybe AEW will be interesting….

On the WWE front, how do you game out the Brock/Cody match (assuming they plan to have an actual finish not a DQ).   Brock can’t keep having loses (or I guess he can, Fed fans don’t care) and Cody def needs a win back
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Cody will get a clean win over Lesnar & now his actual road to the Championship begins.


That’s the weird thing - Walter should get a clean win over him too…but is there ever too many losses
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 18, 2023, 04:38:44 AM
Dude I fucking actually really like Ludwig Kaiser. His delivery and cadence on the mic so so different than anyone else and their whole gimmick is just great to me. I would have liked to see Alexander Wolf as the 3rd guy or all 4 of them together but Giovanni is just a body with no charisma.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 18, 2023, 05:34:34 AM
Dude I fucking actually really like Ludwig Kaiser. His delivery and cadence on the mic so so different than anyone else and their whole gimmick is just great to me. I would have liked to see Alexander Wolf as the 3rd guy or all 4 of them together but Giovanni is just a body with no charisma.

Kaiser and Giovanni have great sync as a tag team. They remind me of Doug Furnas and Phil Lafon.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 18, 2023, 07:13:18 AM
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Dude I fucking actually really like Ludwig Kaiser. His delivery and cadence on the mic so so different than anyone else and their whole gimmick is just great to me. I would have liked to see Alexander Wolf as the 3rd guy or all 4 of them together but Giovanni is just a body with no charisma.
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Kaiser and Giovanni have great sync as a tag team. They remind me of Doug Furnas and Phil Lafon.


Imperium rules. Huge fan & want them to capture gold & make sure the mat remains sacred.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 18, 2023, 10:56:15 AM
Dude I fucking actually really like Ludwig Kaiser. His delivery and cadence on the mic so so different than anyone else and their whole gimmick is just great to me. I would have liked to see Alexander Wolf as the 3rd guy or all 4 of them together but Giovanni is just a body with no charisma.

Pity they never put Tim thatcher back with them when they were all in in NXT
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 19, 2023, 04:30:06 AM
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Wembley can hold almost 100k people which is like 1/8th of the viewers dynamite is getting some weeks
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you do know that the viewing figures you're referring to are from one country right? on a continent that this event is not being held in
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.

I wasn't even trying to defend AEW's decision really, I'm not massively confident on how the ticket sales will go. Was just pointing out that saying the capacity is "an 8th of the viewing figures" is some super Americentrism shit.

Just to your points though the cheapest seats are £30 apparently. Also ITV isn't funded by the licence fee.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 19, 2023, 07:55:48 PM
Wardlow now managed by Arn, wins belt back, faces Luchasaurus next, which could be good

Takeshita aligned with the Elite

Komander is All Elite

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 20, 2023, 05:26:46 AM
Dynamite was decent; Surprisingly.

JAS & Adam Cole segment was pretty dreadful. An obvious attempt to to follow on the whole Judgement Day/Edge feud except done poorly. Britt Baker DMD not even moving while getting hit with a kendo sticks….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 22, 2023, 07:58:59 AM
Dragunov may head to Smackdown which would rule. Enter a feud with Gunther, could also see him doing some good work with Balor.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on April 23, 2023, 04:00:42 AM
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Wembley can hold almost 100k people which is like 1/8th of the viewers dynamite is getting some weeks
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you do know that the viewing figures you're referring to are from one country right? on a continent that this event is not being held in
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Yeah it's also the largest audience they draw to any single anything, which was the point I'm making. If you have the numbers for their last UK megashow I'll gladly take them into consideration.

Their TV numbers over there could be deceptive because it's the inverse of the situation here - AEW airs on one of their (shittiest) free channels - actually I shouldn't say free as technically it's paid for by the TV license - and WWE is behind  a paywall. No one really knows what the AEW UK audience is right now because half of them could be pensioners who fell asleep with it on one of their 10 channels they have.. or they could be people actually seeking it out.

Either way, on a good week they're pulling 200k viewers on free UK TV. Lately it's closer to 150. Maybe I'm wrong and over half of them show up and fork over a hundred £ to see it live, but if Vince could only get 80 in there while papering the shit out of it and having a huge build behind DBS then I'm not going to hold my breath on AEW filling the place.
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I wasn't even trying to defend AEW's decision really, I'm not massively confident on how the ticket sales will go. Was just pointing out that saying the capacity is "an 8th of the viewing figures" is some super Americentrism shit.

Just to your points though the cheapest seats are £30 apparently. Also ITV isn't funded by the licence fee.

Well first off I'd say it's not only forgiveable, but impossible not to be "americentric" about an American company that's never run a show outside of north America, no? But my post really has nothing to do with the location and everything to do with the numbers. You could swap literally any location into my post and nothing really changes. If Tony announced a show for Heinz field (my citys 65k seat NFL stadium) I would have the exact same reservations for the exact same reasons, actually probably moreso considering last week they couldn't sell out our college basketball Arena despite floor tickets going for under a hundred bucks. Again, I could be wrong (and I genuinely hope I am) and maybe there's a huge untapped audience that no one except the snowman knows about, but I'm just going off the data that we have since theres nothing else to go off of.

Didn't say itv was funded by the TV license, I said it wasn't free because of it...same as every other channel. Just pointing out that it isn't actually a truly free OTA scheme.

I think you're tilting at a windmill here or reading what you want me to be saying rather than what I'm actually talking about. The nationalities are irrelevant to the point I was making.

Dynamite was decent; Surprisingly.

JAS & Adam Cole segment was pretty dreadful. An obvious attempt to to follow on the whole Judgement Day/Edge feud except done poorly. Britt Baker DMD not even moving while getting hit with a kendo sticks….

Pittsburgh crowd was hot and the show was better than it has been lately. I got scammed trying to get a floor ticket day of but I think I saw Penta without his mask on earlier in the day when I was skating on my break (I work right by the arena) so it's all good.

I don't care about bcc or the elite but Takeshita got a nice pop. I can definitely see the Bucks becoming like Jericho and just latching on to whatever hot young talent they can get their fangs into as they get older.

Adam Cole is still doing his fake stammer before every other sentence thing. Eh-eh-It's so fucking annoying once you notice it A-a-and there's no good reason for it. Now if he starts playing along and turns it into a full goldust with tourettes style caricature of himself.... I could definitely get down with that haha. I know him and his buddies really really want people to think he's a main eventer but I just don't see it. Theres at least a dozen guys on the roster who wrestle the same style as him but do it better, including all the guys he's been positioned directly around.

I don't know when Britt started sucking so bad but yeah she looked awful, and pairing her with the equally shit Ruby didn't help. Not even Hayter and Toni were as good as they usually are in that match. I swear Britt wasn't always that bad.

Komander is growing on me but I kinda feel like he's gonna Hayabusa himself one of these days.

Main was meh... I guess we're getting Darby vs MJF since I don't think Tony is clueless enough to try heel vs heel for a ppv or try to turn Sammy face. Or at least I hope he isn't.

Been watching more AWA stuff lately. First I was doing early 80s when it was good, but now I'm in the mid-late 80s and there's some crappy wrestling gold. If anyone's interested I'll dig up some clips.. . There's some jobbers I had never heard of like Rocky Mountain Thunder who look like something straight from a comedy sketch and shit like that.. . Verne had some truly terrible ideas haha. It's not quite Memphis level bad but it's not that far off either.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 26, 2023, 05:48:17 AM
Leaked floorplan for All in from Ticketmaster. Looks like they're going for a minimal stage size and 90-100k capacity. Absolute nutters

(https://i.imgur.com/fuqHqNN.png)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 26, 2023, 06:38:28 AM
Leaked floorplan for All in from Ticketmaster. Looks like they're going for a minimal stage size and 90-100k capacity. Absolute nutters

(https://i.imgur.com/fuqHqNN.png)

Nigel vs Bryan D is being teased a little
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 26, 2023, 07:02:19 AM
 https://youtu.be/BCTQhFWDBNY (https://youtu.be/BCTQhFWDBNY)

Guy must’ve smelled like PH levels gone awry and Hedo Turkoglu after a 3/OT playoff thriller.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 26, 2023, 09:36:00 PM
Roderick was as surprising as WWE writers room pitches were unsurprising
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 27, 2023, 04:27:35 AM
MJF & Guervara paying homage to Guerrero last night was interesting. I still cannot stand Darby Allin. Looks like there will be a 4 pillars match as there is no way they will mention it then axe it as that will be quite the main event. Looking forward to the Draft tomorrow on Smackdown plus the main event with the USOS. Love those guys. Reigns, who cares. The USOS? They are sick to watch. They rule.

On another wrestling note, my action figure collection of recent figures grows as my Preorder for Gunther will be here tomorrow. Not to mention a trip to Target with my wife & child during a power outage led to me getting there when they just stocked. Grabbed a Becky/Bianca two pack, the USOS (very stoked; last one) & a Stunning Steve Austin which did not come up in their system so I got if for 14.99 as opposed to 35.00.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 29, 2023, 04:47:32 AM
Gunther arrived; beautiful figure.

Him & Imperium were drafted to RAW. Cody on RAW, Reigns on Smackdown. Overall, Smackdown last night was great.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 03, 2023, 12:10:53 PM
AEW tonight. MJF will be in action which rule. JAS is continually the worse.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 03, 2023, 12:22:51 PM
36k in presales at Wembley
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 03, 2023, 12:35:35 PM
36k in presales at Wembley


Listen, I hope they sell a lot more. I just am doubtful.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 03, 2023, 12:40:57 PM
Anyone played Fire Pro Wrestling for PS4? It’s got all New Japan people on the roster.

Game is ridiculously hard though, you’ll never win a grapple.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 03, 2023, 12:49:48 PM
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Listen, I hope they sell a lot more. I just am doubtful.

Sure they will.  That’s pre-sale and before a card is even announced and Tony us def going to put a few Dream matches on there.   

Edit: 43k now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 04, 2023, 06:27:39 AM
AEW Dynamite last night was pretty terrible. Watched the whole thing & even the promo with MJF leading up to the main event was weak. Wardlow squash match reminded me how much I don’t like him & Arn Anderson coming out 2 minutes later after him being announced was just silly. Glad to see Christian Cage is playing head games with him…. Also, the House Of Black Promo made zero sense & is a reminder that many of these superstars have zero promo/mic  skills.

I will say the Omega VS Moxley cage match could be cool but I’m not holding my breath.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 05, 2023, 03:58:07 PM
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36k in presales at Wembley
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Listen, I hope they sell a lot more. I just am doubtful.
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Sure they will.  That’s pre-sale and before a card is even announced and Tony us def going to put a few Dream matches on there.   

Edit: 43k now.

60k!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 07, 2023, 05:39:02 PM
Dominik Mysterio needs a title run. He gets 2021 MJF heat.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 07, 2023, 09:08:32 PM
Dominik Mysterio needs a title run. He gets 2021 MJF heat.

But they don’t do the 24/7 belt anymore
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 08, 2023, 07:59:34 AM
It's crazy to think that two of the best performers in WWE right now are Bad Bunny and Logan Paul.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 08, 2023, 08:12:27 AM
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Dominik Mysterio needs a title run. He gets 2021 MJF heat.
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But they don’t do the 24/7 belt anymore

Dominik should get the full blown Universal Championship.

They should give it to Nakamura first, then eventually let Dominik beat him for it in a passing of the torch.

There’s a wrestling hot take for you.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 08, 2023, 11:55:50 AM
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Dominik Mysterio needs a title run. He gets 2021 MJF heat.
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But they don’t do the 24/7 belt anymore
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Dominik should get the full blown Universal Championship.

They should give it to Nakamura first, then eventually let Dominik beat him for it in a passing of the torch.

There’s a wrestling hot take for you.



No way. Gunther is next. I’d like to see him get it, then go back & forth with Rhodes & soon, Jey Uso. He’s getting ready to go the singles route. Solo is also championship material. Dom is still nowhere close. Here’s to hoping Imperium gets a boost too.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 09, 2023, 09:52:32 AM
Lesnar vs Rhodes continues.

Rollins as New Heavyweight Champion?! I’ll take it. Rollins rules.

Happy to see Imperium in action last night. Gunther is making his Raw coming next week.
Really thinking JD will challenge for the championship since there was no mention of him last night….those two have a history as well.

Also, came across this. This is a classic.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FPTemrD73-w&pp=ygUWd2FsdGVyIHZzIHdpbGwgb3NwcmVheQ%3D%3D

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 10, 2023, 10:04:45 PM
Just got back from Dynamite/Rampage. Great lineup of matches but attendance and energy were notably down from last time they came through. Last time was their first time in Detroit and it was Blood and Guts so that’s to be expected, but I was basically this guy in my part of the nosebleed section:

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Though I did sneak down to the lower seats during Rampage because a ton of people emptied out.

Christian got far and away the loudest, longest reaction of the night with his promo. Couldn’t hear a word over the boos. He still rules.

Loved the Claudio/Fenix match and the trios match. Was pleasantly surprised by Anna Jay and Julia Hart. Main event was tight but I feel like I got the better version last year with Blood and Guts.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 11, 2023, 04:11:11 AM
Just got back from Dynamite/Rampage. Great lineup of matches but attendance and energy were notably down from last time they came through. Last time was their first time in Detroit and it was Blood and Guts so that’s to be expected, but I was basically this guy in my part of the nosebleed section:

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/94ae5cc85b4003990ead0c1b85714dc2/tumblr_nkas8rBX851tlmk7po1_500.gif)

Though I did sneak down to the lower seats during Rampage because a ton of people emptied out.

Christian got far and away the loudest, longest reaction of the night with his promo. Couldn’t hear a word over the boos. He still rules.

Loved the Claudio/Fenix match and the trios match. Was pleasantly surprised by Anna Jay and Julia Hart. Main event was tight but I feel like I got the better version last year with Blood and Guts.

Watched last night & the only match I missed was Claudio vs Fenix which by the reviews I am reading I would have enjoyed. The cage match was decent, what I would have expected by I am assuming that the Callis betrayal was the way to keep this match in the fans thoughts for more than 1 night. Christian Cage is solid though he did appear to make a couple of errors on the microphone. Right off of the bat if I remember correctly. I would be happy to see him dethrone Wardlow as I am not a fan at all. Also reading that he was charging or allowing to be charged an astronomical amount of money at an event & no one stopping by is hilarious. Christian is championship material. Always has been.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 11, 2023, 04:23:04 AM
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Just got back from Dynamite/Rampage. Great lineup of matches but attendance and energy were notably down from last time they came through. Last time was their first time in Detroit and it was Blood and Guts so that’s to be expected, but I was basically this guy in my part of the nosebleed section:

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/94ae5cc85b4003990ead0c1b85714dc2/tumblr_nkas8rBX851tlmk7po1_500.gif)

Though I did sneak down to the lower seats during Rampage because a ton of people emptied out.

Christian got far and away the loudest, longest reaction of the night with his promo. Couldn’t hear a word over the boos. He still rules.

Loved the Claudio/Fenix match and the trios match. Was pleasantly surprised by Anna Jay and Julia Hart. Main event was tight but I feel like I got the better version last year with Blood and Guts.
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Watched last night & the only match I missed was Claudio vs Fenix which by the reviews I am reading I would have enjoyed. The cage match was decent, what I would have expected by I am assuming that the Callis betrayal was the way to keep this match in the fans thoughts for more than 1 night. Christian Cage is solid though he did appear to make a couple of errors on the microphone. Right off of the bat if I remember correctly. I would be happy to see him dethrone Wardlow as I am not a fan at all. Also reading that he was charging or allowing to be charged an astronomical amount of money at an event & no one stopping by is hilarious. Christian is championship material. Always has been.

Wardlow was overcharging, not Christian, right?

That Christian/Kenny Omega match where he won the TNA belt a year ago was a good match, right?   I missed his good years but that match let me see what I missed
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 12, 2023, 06:17:39 PM
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Just got back from Dynamite/Rampage. Great lineup of matches but attendance and energy were notably down from last time they came through. Last time was their first time in Detroit and it was Blood and Guts so that’s to be expected, but I was basically this guy in my part of the nosebleed section:

(https://64.media.tumblr.com/94ae5cc85b4003990ead0c1b85714dc2/tumblr_nkas8rBX851tlmk7po1_500.gif)

Though I did sneak down to the lower seats during Rampage because a ton of people emptied out.

Christian got far and away the loudest, longest reaction of the night with his promo. Couldn’t hear a word over the boos. He still rules.

Loved the Claudio/Fenix match and the trios match. Was pleasantly surprised by Anna Jay and Julia Hart. Main event was tight but I feel like I got the better version last year with Blood and Guts.
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Watched last night & the only match I missed was Claudio vs Fenix which by the reviews I am reading I would have enjoyed. The cage match was decent, what I would have expected by I am assuming that the Callis betrayal was the way to keep this match in the fans thoughts for more than 1 night. Christian Cage is solid though he did appear to make a couple of errors on the microphone. Right off of the bat if I remember correctly. I would be happy to see him dethrone Wardlow as I am not a fan at all. Also reading that he was charging or allowing to be charged an astronomical amount of money at an event & no one stopping by is hilarious. Christian is championship material. Always has been.
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Wardlow was overcharging, not Christian, right?

That Christian/Kenny Omega match where he won the TNA belt a year ago was a good match, right?   I missed his good years but that match let me see what I missed

Correct, Wardlow was overcharging. As far as Christian Cage I’m not sure about the TNA belt as I’m referring to his run in WWE as he was very solid & put on great matches. One that comes to mind is a ladder match he had with Shelton Benjamin & I believe Kofi Kingston (?) for the now defunct ECW championship. It’s a wild match as Christian cross body dropped through a ladder which just snapped. Wild they pulled that off.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 13, 2023, 05:03:33 AM
Looks like it’ll be Rollins & Styles in Saudi Arabia for the new Heavyweight Championship. Reigns & Solo going for tag team titles too. This event should be the one that ends the Bloodline.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 13, 2023, 06:28:06 AM
Looks like it’ll be Rollins & Styles in Saudi Arabia for the new Heavyweight Championship. Reigns & Solo going for tag team titles too. This event should be the one that ends the Bloodline.

If they’re keeping the title on Roman until next WM, Bloodline has to remain even if Jey breaks off

Fantasy booking irrelevant of age and condition and companies - have Samoa Joe be the one to dethrone Roman because he’s always been the outsider Samoan who hasn’t been able to trade in on WWE/Anoi’i legacy.    Obviously that would make more sense with a Joe from the ROH days, but having him be the Bloodline’s Hound that they use to dirty work so they don’t dirty their “Royal” hands but he eventually turns on them would be cool imo.   The Sami Zayn stuff was fine, but felt like a retread of a Mick Foley Attitude era storyline
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 14, 2023, 01:00:47 PM
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Looks like it’ll be Rollins & Styles in Saudi Arabia for the new Heavyweight Championship. Reigns & Solo going for tag team titles too. This event should be the one that ends the Bloodline.
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If they’re keeping the title on Roman until next WM, Bloodline has to remain even if Jey breaks off

Fantasy booking irrelevant of age and condition and companies - have Samoa Joe be the one to dethrone Roman because he’s always been the outsider Samoan who hasn’t been able to trade in on WWE/Anoi’i legacy.    Obviously that would make more sense with a Joe from the ROH days, but having him be the Bloodline’s Hound that they use to dirty work so they don’t dirty their “Royal” hands but he eventually turns on them would be cool imo.   The Sami Zayn stuff was fine, but felt like a retread of a Mick Foley Attitude era storyline


Interesting take. Can’t say I’m a fan of Samoa Joe or see him leaving AEW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 14, 2023, 01:57:39 PM
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Looks like it’ll be Rollins & Styles in Saudi Arabia for the new Heavyweight Championship. Reigns & Solo going for tag team titles too. This event should be the one that ends the Bloodline.
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If they’re keeping the title on Roman until next WM, Bloodline has to remain even if Jey breaks off

Fantasy booking irrelevant of age and condition and companies - have Samoa Joe be the one to dethrone Roman because he’s always been the outsider Samoan who hasn’t been able to trade in on WWE/Anoi’i legacy.    Obviously that would make more sense with a Joe from the ROH days, but having him be the Bloodline’s Hound that they use to dirty work so they don’t dirty their “Royal” hands but he eventually turns on them would be cool imo.   The Sami Zayn stuff was fine, but felt like a retread of a Mick Foley Attitude era storyline
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Interesting take. Can’t say I’m a fan of Samoa Joe or see him leaving AEW.

Oh no not all, but I remember when he was first brought up to the main roster, he had such an awesome air of menace and felt like he could have beat Roman or Brock at the time, if booking and injuries didn’t get in the way
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 14, 2023, 06:03:03 PM
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Looks like it’ll be Rollins & Styles in Saudi Arabia for the new Heavyweight Championship. Reigns & Solo going for tag team titles too. This event should be the one that ends the Bloodline.
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If they’re keeping the title on Roman until next WM, Bloodline has to remain even if Jey breaks off

Fantasy booking irrelevant of age and condition and companies - have Samoa Joe be the one to dethrone Roman because he’s always been the outsider Samoan who hasn’t been able to trade in on WWE/Anoi’i legacy.    Obviously that would make more sense with a Joe from the ROH days, but having him be the Bloodline’s Hound that they use to dirty work so they don’t dirty their “Royal” hands but he eventually turns on them would be cool imo.   The Sami Zayn stuff was fine, but felt like a retread of a Mick Foley Attitude era storyline
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Interesting take. Can’t say I’m a fan of Samoa Joe or see him leaving AEW.
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Oh no not all, but I remember when he was first brought up to the main roster, he had such an awesome air of menace and felt like he could have beat Roman or Brock at the time, if booking and injuries didn’t get in the way


Yes, he was in several main events. One that comes to mind is that fatal 4 way where Lesnar left because he had the announce table flipped on him but then he came bs k out & won.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 14, 2023, 07:01:07 PM
I’m still waiting for Montez Ford’s HBK singles career.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 23, 2023, 10:39:19 AM
Cody brutally destroyed again by Lesnar. I am thinking what will happen is he will wrestle at NOC, win & then Brock Lesnar will turn face again & push Rhodes. That is my guess/hope. I did enjoy the Bronson Reed & Ricochet match. Definitely can see Reed getting a nice push.


I just want to see more Gunther. Imperium wrestled last night against Zayne, Owens & Riddle but I need more.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 25, 2023, 12:51:26 PM
Dynamite was not too good. I did like Cassidy match & he’s growing on me. Otherwise I just couldn’t get into it. Even MJF seemed over it. Mic skills were looooow……
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 25, 2023, 01:13:49 PM
Dynamite was not too good. I did like Cassidy match & he’s growing on me. Otherwise I just couldn’t get into it. Even MJF seemed over it. Mic skills were looooow……


Aussie Open is All Elite.  They are very good. 

Fun to see Sabu back
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: brycickle on May 25, 2023, 07:30:48 PM
I don't follow wrestling, but I love this instagram page

https://www.instagram.com/p/CqUMwWpMgpf/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 25, 2023, 11:47:22 PM
Dynamite was not too good. I did like Cassidy match & he’s growing on me. Otherwise I just couldn’t get into it. Even MJF seemed over it. Mic skills were looooow……

MJF has been writing the 4 Pillars storyline.    I think you might be projecting
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 25, 2023, 11:55:12 PM
I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 26, 2023, 12:49:12 AM
The card for tonight:

Tag Team Match
BULLET CLUB (Clark Connors & Gedo) vs. TMDK (Kosei Fujita & Robbie Eagles)

Tag Team Match
Tomoaki Honma & Toru Yano vs. United Empire (Aaron Henare & Great-O-Khan)

Six Man Tag Team Match
Intergalactic Jet Setters (Kevin Knight & KUSHIDA) & Ryusuke Taguchi vs. United Empire (Dan Moloney, Francesco Akira & TJP)

Eight Man Tag Team Match
CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, Lio Rush, YOH & YOSHI-HASHI) vs. House Of Torture (Dick Togo, EVIL, SHO & Yujiro Takahashi)

Six Man Tag Team Match
CHAOS (Kazuchika Okada & Tomohiro Ishii) & Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Oleg Boltin, Oskar Leube & Shota Umino

Eight Man Tag Team Match
Los Ingobernables de Japon (BUSHI, Hiromu Takahashi, Shingo Takagi & Tetsuya Naito) vs. Just 5 Guys (DOUKI, SANADA, Taichi & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)

Best Of The Super Junior 30 Semi Final Match
Mike Bailey vs. Master Wato

Best Of The Super Junior 30 Semi Final Match
Titan vs. El Desperado


Pretty fucking psyched
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 26, 2023, 01:03:33 AM
I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.

That’s so awesome!    I was really hoping to see some wrestling in international settings before the thing I was working on got the plug pulled on it the week before I was supposed to go to WM.   At least I got to go to a few tv taping and a PPV event. 

Isn’t Connors shaping up to be the next big thing or is that a different LA dojo guy?


PS dark side of the ring starts this week and apparently a Pal who doesn’t post much produced the Candido ep.   I’ve told them to post in here, but I think they’re more in lurk mode these days as many graduate to doing
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on May 26, 2023, 05:28:42 AM
Shelton Benjamin cuts better promos than Adam Cole.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 26, 2023, 06:11:50 PM
Did just watch Cole vs Gargano in NXT & I have developed some respect for Cole. But AEW Cole…..


Also, @Atiba Applebum even if MJF is writing them, it’s not good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 26, 2023, 06:15:07 PM
LA Knight looking good tonight. YEAH.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 26, 2023, 07:02:25 PM
Did just watch Cole vs Gargano in NXT & I have developed some respect for Cole. But AEW Cole…..


Also, @Atiba Applebum even if MJF is writing them, it’s not good.

Hah it’s valid to not like it - I just meant MJF probably isn’t checked out since it’s his doing 


Does anyone watch the Fed regularly?   Curious why LA Knight is such hot shit all of a sudden.   Don’t remember him moving the needle much in NXT
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on May 27, 2023, 01:03:13 AM
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I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.
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That’s so awesome!    I was really hoping to see some wrestling in international settings before the thing I was working on got the plug pulled on it the week before I was supposed to go to WM.   At least I got to go to a few tv taping and a PPV event. 

Isn’t Connors shaping up to be the next big thing or is that a different LA dojo guy?


PS dark side of the ring starts this week and apparently a Pal who doesn’t post much produced the Candido ep.   I’ve told them to post in here, but I think they’re more in lurk mode these days as many graduate to doing

I got there towards the end of that first match so I missed Clark Connors but I think you are correct. Fujita got the pin on Gedo on that one.

I'll be posting a bunch of videos to my insta story in a lil bit @bodychrons

Mike Bailey and Master Wato fucking killed it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 27, 2023, 06:56:16 AM
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Did just watch Cole vs Gargano in NXT & I have developed some respect for Cole. But AEW Cole…..


Also, @Atiba Applebum even if MJF is writing them, it’s not good.
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Hah it’s valid to not like it - I just meant MJF probably isn’t checked out since it’s his doing 


Does anyone watch the Fed regularly?   Curious why LA Knight is such hot shit all of a sudden.   Don’t remember him moving the needle much in NXT

I do. He’s been getting a push from the fans. He’s solid on the microphone & is solid in the ring. His finisher Blunt Force Trauma is a better stunner too. Ever since he left Maximum Male Models, people love it. Honestly, he can be a big guy with his “smart ass” attitude & look. Dare I say he has potential to be on Stone Cold’s level? He honestly reminds of Steve Austin breaking in the “Stone Cold” persona.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 27, 2023, 07:16:15 PM
Asuka beats Belair!

Rollins is the new Heavyweight champ (predictable but a good thing; makes too much sense)

Gunther retains

Lesnar beats Rhodes

Bloodline is done….

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 27, 2023, 07:18:39 PM
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Did just watch Cole vs Gargano in NXT & I have developed some respect for Cole. But AEW Cole…..


Also, @Atiba Applebum even if MJF is writing them, it’s not good.
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Hah it’s valid to not like it - I just meant MJF probably isn’t checked out since it’s his doing 


Does anyone watch the Fed regularly?   Curious why LA Knight is such hot shit all of a sudden.   Don’t remember him moving the needle much in NXT
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I do. He’s been getting a push from the fans. He’s solid on the microphone & is solid in the ring. His finisher Blunt Force Trauma is a better stunner too. Ever since he left Maximum Male Models, people love it. Honestly, he can be a big guy with his “smart ass” attitude & look. Dare I say he has potential to be on Stone Cold’s level? He honestly reminds of Steve Austin breaking in the “Stone Cold” persona.

Body type wise he always reminds me of a mid card late 80s Fed guy.  Almost want to photoshop a mullet on him to see bc he kinda has that steroid belly.   I saw him in some clip from NWA where he botched a line and played it off with the fans that made me see the charisma.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 28, 2023, 06:19:53 PM
NXT Battleground for the win. Great showing thus far.


Dragunov VS Dijak was one hell of a match. Back & forth beatings & really playing into Dragunov’s lust for brutality. Never saw Dijak perform in ring & enjoyed. His character is a perfect mix between Big Boss Man & Steve Blackman. Dragunov with the perfect win. Also, Dragon Lee took a wild spill on a botched hurricarana attempt on the ring apron.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on May 28, 2023, 07:18:24 PM
I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.

Card looks good, hyped you get to see the Stone Pitbull. BOSJ semis sounds nuts.

This is the first maybe second aew ppv I haven't bought. Did a bunch of yard work and napped through the start of the show. Missed the jericho match heard the ending was dumb and it might be why the crowd is kinda shit
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on May 28, 2023, 07:26:32 PM
NXT Battleground for the win. Great showing thus far.


Dragunov VS Dijak was one hell of a match. Back & forth beatings & really playing into Dragunov’s lust for brutality. Never saw Dijak perform in ring & enjoyed. His character is a perfect mix between Big Boss Man & Steve Blackman. Dragunov with the perfect win. Also, Dragon Lee took a wild spill on a botched hurricarana attempt on the ring apron.
I winced hard at that, could have been so bad. Are you watching the Main Event? Bron saved Melo from breaking his neck on a suicide dive
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on May 28, 2023, 07:30:12 PM
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Did just watch Cole vs Gargano in NXT & I have developed some respect for Cole. But AEW Cole…..


Also, @Atiba Applebum even if MJF is writing them, it’s not good.
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Hah it’s valid to not like it - I just meant MJF probably isn’t checked out since it’s his doing 


Does anyone watch the Fed regularly?   Curious why LA Knight is such hot shit all of a sudden.   Don’t remember him moving the needle much in NXT
I enjoyed him on NXT, and as has been said, once he left MMM and went back to the LA Knight gimmick, he has been killing it every week. One of the best in WWE on the mic in a long time, in my opinion. Has the crowd in the palm of his hands most of the time
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on May 28, 2023, 08:15:20 PM
Darby on Dressen Rose's or was it one of those Powell Peraltas with the aboriginal art style?

Great 4 way match, I popped huge for the mentors finisher spot, and the ending was well done too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 28, 2023, 08:53:03 PM
Woof saw some of the Wardlow Christian highlights and those were some brutal spots that Christian had to take (and Wardlow executed nicely)

Glad Statlander came back and finally did the thing.   Feel bad she got injured so much because she could have been the pre-Hayter
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 29, 2023, 09:07:02 AM
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NXT Battleground for the win. Great showing thus far.


Dragunov VS Dijak was one hell of a match. Back & forth beatings & really playing into Dragunov’s lust for brutality. Never saw Dijak perform in ring & enjoyed. His character is a perfect mix between Big Boss Man & Steve Blackman. Dragunov with the perfect win. Also, Dragon Lee took a wild spill on a botched hurricarana attempt on the ring apron.
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I winced hard at that, could have been so bad. Are you watching the Main Event? Bron saved Melo from breaking his neck on a suicide dive


YES! That was terrifying. Melo also missed a couple kicks & honestly looked a tad off. I guess that’s since Bron has been getting him each week.

Match of the payperview goes to Dragunov. Easily the best one of the night.

YEAH!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on May 29, 2023, 01:23:10 PM
Darby on Dressen Rose's or was it one of those Powell Peraltas with the aboriginal art style?

Great 4 way match, I popped huge for the mentors finisher spot, and the ending was well done too

It was flat as a 2x4 so I assumed Powell. When they did the Elvis skit he holds it up sideways for a second and there's zero nose or concave to be seen. It kinda looked like he almost ate shit dropping in on his entrance too haha.

I haven't been watching for a while so I wasn't really invested emotionally and it was the worst AEW ppv I've seen so far. Not sure if it was how they mic'ed it or my new TV or what but the crowd sounded dead most of the night and the card was pretty weak to begin with.

Surprisingly my highlight of the night was Statlander. There's a loud contingent of people complaining about how there was no storyline.. Did they miss the build they were doing before she got hurt? Like I know it was delayed by 9 mos but they basically just unpaused that storyline and finished it. I went nuts when she came out and their little match was enough to get me excited for a feud. The rematch should be the female equivalent of a beef battle.Taya looked better than I expected too.

Still sick of FTR but I enjoyed the TNA guys and Mark Briscoe. It's a little silly but they're dedicated to the schtick and I'll go to my grave saying that more people need to acknowledge how good Lethal is.

The casino battle royales always just remind me of how much unused talent is on the roster. Penta vs Big Bill was sick though. I'd pay to see that match.

Cole and Jericho was pretty terrible but seeing sabu do the old man belly flop through a table got a pop out of me.

House of Black match was good. Brody King is one of my favorite workers at the moment. Everything looks brutal.

4 way match was no bueno for me. It was paint by numbers Indy spots one after another and not even MJF could rescue it, though his timing and chicken shit heel work was great as usual.

The rest of it ranged from meh to wtf (Arnibal Lecter) to insufferable for me. I turned the main event off after 5 minutes of that awful wild thing cover from the dude in the blackface mask. Literally couldn't take it anymore and didn't bother finishing the ppv.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 30, 2023, 08:55:46 AM
I still watch AEW just to keep an eye out but it’s really me doing them a favor.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on May 30, 2023, 09:24:37 AM
I don’t know if it was the placement of the announce table or what but the commentary definitely took a dive on Double or Nothing. I’m still an AEW mark and enjoyed the PPV overall but I do think a lot of it is I’m rooting for them more than blown away by them. Sometimes it’s ok to see the cracks in things but it feels more and more like late WCW bloat and chaos.

Also just wanted to echo the sentiment that LA Knight looks like an 80s wrestler and talks like an Attitude Era wrestler. Love that dude. Glad the Max Dupri bit got the axe.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on May 30, 2023, 09:55:41 AM
I don’t know if it was the placement of the announce table or what but the commentary definitely took a dive on Double or Nothing. I’m still an AEW mark and enjoyed the PPV overall but I do think a lot of it is I’m rooting for them more than blown away by them. Sometimes it’s ok to see the cracks in things but it feels more and more like late WCW bloat and chaos.

Also just wanted to echo the sentiment that LA Knight looks like an 80s wrestler and talks like an Attitude Era wrestler. Love that dude. Glad the Max Dupri bit got the axe.

Spot on, especially with the WCW chaos. It's sort of sad as the chaos came really quick for AEW as opposed to WCW....

YEAH!
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on May 30, 2023, 10:39:22 AM
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I don’t know if it was the placement of the announce table or what but the commentary definitely took a dive on Double or Nothing. I’m still an AEW mark and enjoyed the PPV overall but I do think a lot of it is I’m rooting for them more than blown away by them. Sometimes it’s ok to see the cracks in things but it feels more and more like late WCW bloat and chaos.

Also just wanted to echo the sentiment that LA Knight looks like an 80s wrestler and talks like an Attitude Era wrestler. Love that dude. Glad the Max Dupri bit got the axe.
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Spot on, especially with the WCW chaos. It's sort of sad as the chaos came really quick for AEW as opposed to WCW....

YEAH!

But the big difference between them and late WCW is AEW is improving business-wise.   The brand split will help, but they really need to get their PPVs on MAX the way Peacock is showing all of the Feds.   
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Post by: Sativa Lung on May 31, 2023, 03:38:32 AM
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I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.
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That’s so awesome!    I was really hoping to see some wrestling in international settings before the thing I was working on got the plug pulled on it the week before I was supposed to go to WM.   At least I got to go to a few tv taping and a PPV event. 

Isn’t Connors shaping up to be the next big thing or is that a different LA dojo guy?


PS dark side of the ring starts this week and apparently a Pal who doesn’t post much produced the Candido ep.   I’ve told them to post in here, but I think they’re more in lurk mode these days as many graduate to doing

Connors is their desperate attempt to make the next Kenny/Jay White (I think they even put him in bullet club) but he's been distinctly average every time I've watched him and he just looks weird to me. Part of it is the male stripper look but he also has one of those faces that I think will hold him back from ever being a star. Paul Roma and Mike Rotunda are other famous sufferers of jobber-face.

Granted maybe he's gotten much better in the last few months but I have yet to see anything hype worthy from that dude.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 01, 2023, 09:51:14 AM
I love finding old matches from Japan with people I never knew wrestled there.

 https://youtu.be/eHwL1fRj_MA (https://youtu.be/eHwL1fRj_MA)
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 01, 2023, 09:52:31 AM
The seemingly only time WCW did a televised dream match with no DQ finish.

 https://youtu.be/bBBIbc2PQ4w (https://youtu.be/bBBIbc2PQ4w)
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 02, 2023, 06:05:02 AM
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I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.
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That’s so awesome!    I was really hoping to see some wrestling in international settings before the thing I was working on got the plug pulled on it the week before I was supposed to go to WM.   At least I got to go to a few tv taping and a PPV event. 

Isn’t Connors shaping up to be the next big thing or is that a different LA dojo guy?


PS dark side of the ring starts this week and apparently a Pal who doesn’t post much produced the Candido ep.   I’ve told them to post in here, but I think they’re more in lurk mode these days as many graduate to doing
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Connors is their desperate attempt to make the next Kenny/Jay White (I think they even put him in bullet club) but he's been distinctly average every time I've watched him and he just looks weird to me. Part of it is the male stripper look but he also has one of those faces that I think will hold him back from ever being a star. Paul Roma and Mike Rotunda are other famous sufferers of jobber-face.

Granted maybe he's gotten much better in the last few months but I have yet to see anything hype worthy from that dude.

Yeah he is in Bullet Club but what does that even mean anymore? They lost in the opening match and Fujita was the best looking dude in that one.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on June 02, 2023, 11:26:28 PM
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I'm working in Tokyo this week and I'm going to New Japan Best of Super Juniors tonight and Sunday. I'm so fucking stoked.  to see Okada and Ishii.
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That’s so awesome!    I was really hoping to see some wrestling in international settings before the thing I was working on got the plug pulled on it the week before I was supposed to go to WM.   At least I got to go to a few tv taping and a PPV event. 

Isn’t Connors shaping up to be the next big thing or is that a different LA dojo guy?


PS dark side of the ring starts this week and apparently a Pal who doesn’t post much produced the Candido ep.   I’ve told them to post in here, but I think they’re more in lurk mode these days as many graduate to doing
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Connors is their desperate attempt to make the next Kenny/Jay White (I think they even put him in bullet club) but he's been distinctly average every time I've watched him and he just looks weird to me. Part of it is the male stripper look but he also has one of those faces that I think will hold him back from ever being a star. Paul Roma and Mike Rotunda are other famous sufferers of jobber-face.

Granted maybe he's gotten much better in the last few months but I have yet to see anything hype worthy from that dude.
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Yeah he is in Bullet Club but what does that even mean anymore? They lost in the opening match and Fujita was the best looking dude in that one.

I think the fine folks at the NJPW office just think it means "gaijin money" but don't really understand why it was cool in the first place. It's kinda like when WCW tried to make Hennig a Horseman...they just have no original ideas for the kid I guess. Either that or they're just trying to milk every last drop out of the merch but I feel like they should preserve what little legacy remains for the inevitable nostalgia run.


Pat I'm gonna watch those matches when I get a chance. A while back I downloaded a pack of Paul Boesch stuff and it includes some very early tape of the blade runners in the UWF. I believe the story is that Hellwig didn't like the south so he left pretty quick and Eddie Gilbert and Sting became a team. Most of the matches are Sting and Gilbert but there's some stuff with Warrior. Anyways the matches have no commentary but there is live sound and the house is hot. It's pretty fun to watch and Sting was insanely huge at that point. Like one of those cows that has the mutant muscle gene. I think he might have even been bigger than Hellwig. He's so swollen he looks like he's got one of the fans from Bayley's tube people inflating him. It's so weird to watch it and think "this guy is going to have a 40+ year career and go down as one of the greatest and most respected wrestlers in history."

I gotta say the AEW game is looking pretty awesome. I really hope they put it on gamepass at some point but I'll probably buy it anyways. WCW/NWO Revenge and later No Mercy were some of my most played games of all time and honestly probably some of the most impactful. Those old AKI games were the first time I had a true "I can do anything I want" experience with a video game. My buddy isn't even a wrestling fan anymore but he's pumped to play it just because those games were so important to us growing up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 04, 2023, 01:59:39 AM
Anyone have good suggestions for jobbers going into business for themselves.   I’m talking like Danny Puder or that Blackwell guy who refused to job to Sid Vicious and Dan Spivey.   Appreciated!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 06, 2023, 01:35:10 AM
Anyone have good suggestions for jobbers going into business for themselves.   I’m talking like Danny Puder or that Blackwell guy who refused to job to Sid Vicious and Dan Spivey.   Appreciated!

Inoki and the Great Antonio is one of the most famous and brutal ones. I feel kinda weird watching it now because I looked up some stuff on Great Antonio and I guess he had a super traumatic childhood (he wouldn't talk about it but he was like a child refugee from ww2) and might have been actually not all there. I don't know if he ever wrestled again after Inoki beat his ass.

There's Mike Bell and Saturn but that wasn't so much him going into business for himself as being a little sloppy and Saturn losing his shit about it. He claims he was concussed and doesn't remember it but I feel like roid rage and Saturns appetite for stimulants is a better bet for what happened there.

I feel like there's 2 or 3 more on the tip of my tongue but I can't think of them right now. I'll keep thinking about it.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 06, 2023, 04:09:32 AM
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Anyone have good suggestions for jobbers going into business for themselves.   I’m talking like Danny Puder or that Blackwell guy who refused to job to Sid Vicious and Dan Spivey.   Appreciated!
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Inoki and the Great Antonio is one of the most famous and brutal ones. I feel kinda weird watching it now because I looked up some stuff on Great Antonio and I guess he had a super traumatic childhood (he wouldn't talk about it but he was like a child refugee from ww2) and might have been actually not all there. I don't know if he ever wrestled again after Inoki beat his ass.

There's Mike Bell and Saturn but that wasn't so much him going into business for himself as being a little sloppy and Saturn losing his shit about it. He claims he was concussed and doesn't remember it but I feel like roid rage and Saturns appetite for stimulants is a better bet for what happened there.

I feel like there's 2 or 3 more on the tip of my tongue but I can't think of them right now. I'll keep thinking about it.


Haha right I forgot about that inoki one.   

That Saturn one is the reason he got the Moppy gimmick!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 06, 2023, 04:20:55 AM
First 2 Forbidden Door Matches announced:
 
Omega vs Osprey round 2
Danielson vs Okada

I think that sells the whole thing right there!

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 06, 2023, 05:15:40 AM
got my tickets months ago. anyone else going?
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 06, 2023, 06:43:43 AM
Forbidden Door is a definite AMC Theatre showing ticket purchase for me.

I’m probably going to buy a ticket for the ROH ppv in Trenton.

Lol at CM Punk having to be on a completely separate show as the Elite.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 07, 2023, 07:18:19 AM
Yeah the CM Punk stuff is crazy but from Tony's perspective he 100% has to get some money back from his investment in the old man.

It will be interesting to see how he is received outside of Chicago.

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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 07, 2023, 10:10:10 AM
RIP Iron Sheik
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 07, 2023, 11:17:03 AM
Forbidden Door is a definite AMC Theatre showing ticket purchase for me.

I’m probably going to buy a ticket for the ROH ppv in Trenton.

Lol at CM Punk having to be on a completely separate show as the Elite.

It’s basically what they had to do to get the Rock in another Fast and Furious movie
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 11, 2023, 05:13:36 AM
Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 11, 2023, 06:06:44 AM
Sky Blue on Hey EW this week.   Very unsure of herself
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 11, 2023, 06:31:42 PM
Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.

It was good & I could not agree more about the softer tone as even the Sunny & Candido one was mild. JYD & Doink ones should rule.

AEW continues to disappoint…..

Orange Cassidy vs Strickland was very sick but the rest of the night was terrible.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 12, 2023, 03:19:55 AM
Chris Candidos brother is a dead wringer for regular joe Moxley
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 13, 2023, 03:48:25 AM
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Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.
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It was good & I could not agree more about the softer tone as even the Sunny & Candido one was mild. JYD & Doink ones should rule.
lol wasn't intentional really - just the nature of the stories. i also produced the doink episode and i think that'll be more of a classic DSOTR feel.

and you're right JYD (and the marty episode!) are going to be bangers
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 13, 2023, 04:52:01 AM
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Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.
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It was good & I could not agree more about the softer tone as even the Sunny & Candido one was mild. JYD & Doink ones should rule.
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lol wasn't intentional really - just the nature of the stories. i also produced the doink episode and i think that'll be more of a classic DSOTR feel.

and you're right JYD (and the marty episode!) are going to be bangers

Can’t wait to see more detail on Borne Again.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 13, 2023, 07:18:31 AM
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Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.
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It was good & I could not agree more about the softer tone as even the Sunny & Candido one was mild. JYD & Doink ones should rule.
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lol wasn't intentional really - just the nature of the stories. i also produced the doink episode and i think that'll be more of a classic DSOTR feel.

and you're right JYD (and the marty episode!) are going to be bangers
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Can’t wait to see more detail on Borne Again.

What’s Borne Again?
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 13, 2023, 08:06:17 AM
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Magnum TA dark side of the ring episode was decent. They're going for a slightly softer tone this season I think, but it's still a good story to know if you're a wrestling fan because it's maybe the biggest "what if" in history. Pretty sad story but Magnum seems like a pretty solid and intelligent dude and it looks like he ended up doing ok for himself after wrestling.
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It was good & I could not agree more about the softer tone as even the Sunny & Candido one was mild. JYD & Doink ones should rule.
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lol wasn't intentional really - just the nature of the stories. i also produced the doink episode and i think that'll be more of a classic DSOTR feel.

and you're right JYD (and the marty episode!) are going to be bangers
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Can’t wait to see more detail on Borne Again.
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What’s Borne Again?

Matt Borne’s ECW persona. It was so good, yet so short-lived…

 https://youtu.be/R4jswcvml08 (https://youtu.be/R4jswcvml08)

 https://youtu.be/Ell-3_dW-Xg (https://youtu.be/Ell-3_dW-Xg)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 13, 2023, 08:21:20 AM
that gimmick was so good! especially how at the time it blurred the lines of kayfabe and reality with how doink was simultaneously being played by others in the wwf. after beating opponents he'd dress them up like a clown and ask them how it felt. short lived but would have loved to see where it could have gone.

there are some wild stories and shocking moments in this episode, really hope you all dig it. and honestly appreciate you all taking the time to check out the chris and tammy episode too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 13, 2023, 08:53:07 AM
Fuck yes.   This is way up my alley.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 13, 2023, 01:57:37 PM
Last nights RAW was a 5/5 in my book. So thrilled to see Finn Balor get a shot at the heavyweight championship against Rollins. Those two will ideally have an eventually considered classic match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 14, 2023, 05:19:40 AM
Fuck yes.   This is way up my alley.

Bourne was a piece of work and one of my biggest regrets is he couldn't stay out of his own way long enough for that gimmick to play out. Early Doing with the chains off....I feel like Paul E could have nurtured that into something pretty groundbreaking. He tried again in late stage Memphis but it wasn't the same and the studio rasslin crowd didn't really seem to get it. He was an ok worker when he wanted to be though, especially in his younger days but there's actually some decent Big Josh matches out there too. By the time he was doinkin around he was kind of a mess both outside and inside the ring.

But yeah I guess dude was a pretty big asshole and he used to constantly fight with someone in the back but I can't think of who it is....I wanna say it's one of those guys who most people speak highly of and it was enough heat that one of them had to leave the territory and they almost had a shoot in the ring over it. Duggan maybe? I'm like 90% sure he also had to flee one of the territories in the middle of an angle to avoid a statutory rape case back in the day but that might have been one of the Barrs or someone else from the PNW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 14, 2023, 08:12:37 AM
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Fuck yes.   This is way up my alley.
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Bourne was a piece of work and one of my biggest regrets is he couldn't stay out of his own way long enough for that gimmick to play out. Early Doing with the chains off....I feel like Paul E could have nurtured that into something pretty groundbreaking. He tried again in late stage Memphis but it wasn't the same and the studio rasslin crowd didn't really seem to get it. He was an ok worker when he wanted to be though, especially in his younger days but there's actually some decent Big Josh matches out there too. By the time he was doinkin around he was kind of a mess both outside and inside the ring.

But yeah I guess dude was a pretty big asshole and he used to constantly fight with someone in the back but I can't think of who it is....I wanna say it's one of those guys who most people speak highly of and it was enough heat that one of them had to leave the territory and they almost had a shoot in the ring over it. Duggan maybe? I'm like 90% sure he also had to flee one of the territories in the middle of an angle to avoid a statutory rape case back in the day but that might have been one of the Barrs or someone else from the PNW.
that's right, who still doesn't like him to this day.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 14, 2023, 10:58:29 AM
 https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s (https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s)

This was my favorite Doink the Clown moment.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 14, 2023, 11:39:58 PM
https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s (https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s)

This was my favorite Doink the Clown moment.

Two of the best unrealized gimmicks of their era. Waylon Mercy should have been his eras Jake the Snake, though I doubt Spiveys body would have held up. Those 7 footers that haven't had a midlife crisis biker gimmick usually seem to break down around that stage of their career. He was pretty amazing in that role though, I think the fact he has those crazy person eyes that would light up when he did his promos really sold it to me as a kid

I would have loved to see Spivey in the locker room when Shawn started his bullshit though. He was known for going after bullies and if I can almost guarantee that if he was in Vader's shoes for that summerslam match he would have stood up and beat him within an inch of his life right there on PPV. Spivey doesn't get mentioned a lot when people talk about guys who were legit but he was pretty un-fuckwithable. I believe he even fucked up, Adrian Adonis, who had a pretty heavy reputation as a shooter in his own right.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 15, 2023, 12:11:30 AM

that's right, who still doesn't like him to this day.

@busey thanks I couldn't remember if it was him or one of the other midsouth guys like Dr. Death, but I remember thinking when I heard the story that it was a guy that I couldn't picture having issues with someone for no reason. Now that I think about it I'm pretty sure it was Bourne that banged a 13 year old because it came up again years later when Lawler also got caught.

Art Barr was another "what if" story that was also a rapist, but I believe she was (barely) of age.  Still didn't make it any less "oof" when they decided to make his entrance accompanied a pack of screaming children when he went to WCW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 15, 2023, 03:20:11 AM
RAW was another 5/5 this week & Dynamite surprisingly kept my interest. Only gripe was Ospreay coming out & dressing like a child. Tiny joggers, Nikes & an oversized Vans shirt. That look reminds me of all my students in alternative school; even the perm/undercut. I like Ospreay but hell…..I know it’s me…..but come on.

Also, Takeshita with a terrible name change….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 15, 2023, 06:27:57 AM
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https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s (https://youtu.be/WwS5TiUAG9s)

This was my favorite Doink the Clown moment.
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Two of the best unrealized gimmicks of their era. Waylon Mercy should have been his eras Jake the Snake, though I doubt Spiveys body would have held up. Those 7 footers that haven't had a midlife crisis biker gimmick usually seem to break down around that stage of their career. He was pretty amazing in that role though, I think the fact he has those crazy person eyes that would light up when he did his promos really sold it to me as a kid

I would have loved to see Spivey in the locker room when Shawn started his bullshit though. He was known for going after bullies and if I can almost guarantee that if he was in Vader's shoes for that summerslam match he would have stood up and beat him within an inch of his life right there on PPV. Spivey doesn't get mentioned a lot when people talk about guys who were legit but he was pretty un-fuckwithable. I believe he even fucked up, Adrian Adonis, who had a pretty heavy reputation as a shooter in his own right.

 https://youtu.be/yfH3Sx8PIlg (https://youtu.be/yfH3Sx8PIlg)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 15, 2023, 12:57:39 PM
That rules that Spivey’s character was based on Cape Fear. Love it.

Back to AEW last night; Eddie Kingston return looking like a wasted bouncer & not connecting a single punch. Unbelievably terrible.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 15, 2023, 02:05:34 PM
That rules that Spivey’s character was based on Cape Fear. Love it.

Back to AEW last night; Eddie Kingston return looking like a wasted bouncer & not connecting a single punch. Unbelievably terrible.

I love the cape fear thing too, funny that that and the “mercy” are both connected to bray Wyatt now
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 15, 2023, 05:33:20 PM
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That rules that Spivey’s character was based on Cape Fear. Love it.

Back to AEW last night; Eddie Kingston return looking like a wasted bouncer & not connecting a single punch. Unbelievably terrible.
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I love the cape fear thing too, funny that that and the “mercy” are both connected to bray Wyatt now


Yeah, I was reading that. I guess Mike Rotunda trained Spivey or worked with him, etc so there’s all that tie into Bray.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on June 15, 2023, 10:59:17 PM
What’s the best wrestling podcast?  I’m mainly looking for good interviews with old school guys…..I checked Jim Cornettes’s and enjoyed it where he just breaks down old cards…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 15, 2023, 11:45:09 PM
What’s the best wrestling podcast?  I’m mainly looking for good interviews with old school guys…..I checked Jim Cornettes’s and enjoyed it where he just breaks down old cards…..


There’s so much Cornette to sift through.   What are good bios he does of older wrestlers?   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on June 16, 2023, 09:53:22 AM
I agree, that’s why I’m asking…..I kinda gave up but I’m sure there is something decent. On YouTube I check wrestling bios?  It’s not bad. I only have so much space in my feeds and wrestling shit is far down it.  That said I enjoy the Darkside series so I’m thinking I can maybe sneak in a podcast. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 16, 2023, 02:27:54 PM
What’s the best wrestling podcast?  I’m mainly looking for good interviews with old school guys…..I checked Jim Cornettes’s and enjoyed it where he just breaks down old cards…..

Unabashed Cornette mark here. Used to listen to it all the time at work before I moved back into an office job but unfortunately I haven't had time to listen to one in a while. I might actually do that tomorrow at some point now haha.

Anyways theres 2 Cornette podcasts...the Experience is the long form, more deep-dive and interview style traditional podcast. Then there's the Drive Thru which is more oriented towards current events and reader questions that prompt Jim to tell old stories and go on rants. I personally prefer the drive thru because I think the off the cuff one liner shit he throws out sometimes is godlike. There's certain things you'll have to tolerate though...hes very opinionated about modern wrestling and most of it isn't a very high opinion, so you have to listen to him whine about the young bucks and Kenny Omega every week amongst the good stuff. He usually has some good points but he's just flat out wrong about a lot of shit, so just take the good and filter the bitching.

Bischoffs podcast is supposed to be good but I haven't listened to it much beyond some YouTube clips. Bruce Prichard and Jim Ross have or had podcasts too but I like them better as guests on other peoples shows than as hosts

You can also look into the shoot interview stuff Sean Oliver did like Kayfabe Commentaries, there's tons of footage of old wrestlers getting drunk/stoned and telling war stories out there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 16, 2023, 04:04:26 PM
I’m about to jump into the Cornette podcasts as I’ve known about them but never committed. Interested to hear him piss on Omega & the Bucks as I think I’ll agree but want to hear more. Not a Bucks fan by any means. I see that Cornette regularly reviews matches, etc so I should tune in.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 16, 2023, 04:12:50 PM
@Sativa Lung who were Hulk's boys back stage.  I know Brutus def was and I feel like I've heard B Brian Blair was too.  Do you remember any others?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 17, 2023, 06:38:50 AM
Jey Uso super kicking Roman twice ruled. Knew it was coming but excited to see the Usos elevated. Then tuned into Rampage to see Ospreay & Fletcher in action (Jeff Cobb is huge & a better Rhyno). Turned off after that as I’m not staying up late for Jeff Jarrett.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 17, 2023, 01:10:25 PM
The most visible one beyond Ed Leslie is probably Brian Knobs, he's still milking it to this day. Not sure about Blair, but at the time he was in the company I think pretty much everyone was trying to be Hulks boy for political purposes. I honestly don't know much about him personality wise, haven't really cared enough to look either haha.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 17, 2023, 02:43:41 PM
The most visible one beyond Ed Leslie is probably Brian Knobs, he's still milking it to this day. Not sure about Blair, but at the time he was in the company I think pretty much everyone was trying to be Hulks boy for political purposes. I honestly don't know much about him personality wise, haven't really cared enough to look either haha.


Oh right Brian Knobs.    I remember that.   


Also, have you ever heard of Mr Hughes?   Just saw a glimpse of him this morning in a tag with Vader against Sting and someone else and he looked so fucking cool!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 17, 2023, 06:25:12 PM
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The most visible one beyond Ed Leslie is probably Brian Knobs, he's still milking it to this day. Not sure about Blair, but at the time he was in the company I think pretty much everyone was trying to be Hulks boy for political purposes. I honestly don't know much about him personality wise, haven't really cared enough to look either haha.
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Oh right Brian Knobs.    I remember that.   


Also, have you ever heard of Mr Hughes?   Just saw a glimpse of him this morning in a tag with Vader against Sting and someone else and he looked so fucking cool!

Mr. Hughes was the quintessential enforcer. He’s been in every major fed.

Dude wrestled almost identically to Big Boss Man, even used the Boss Man Slam as a finisher (whenever he actually won a match).

I thought he was great as Jericho’s enforcer in WWF back in ‘99.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 17, 2023, 06:27:24 PM
AEW Collision is actually good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 17, 2023, 06:42:06 PM
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The most visible one beyond Ed Leslie is probably Brian Knobs, he's still milking it to this day. Not sure about Blair, but at the time he was in the company I think pretty much everyone was trying to be Hulks boy for political purposes. I honestly don't know much about him personality wise, haven't really cared enough to look either haha.
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Oh right Brian Knobs.    I remember that.   


Also, have you ever heard of Mr Hughes?   Just saw a glimpse of him this morning in a tag with Vader against Sting and someone else and he looked so fucking cool!
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Mr. Hughes was the quintessential enforcer. He’s been in every major fed.

Dude wrestled almost identically to Big Boss Man, even used the Boss Man Slam as a finisher (whenever he actually won a match).

I thought he was great as Jericho’s enforcer in WWF back in ‘99.

Was he really?? I have zero memory of him with Jericho and I was a big Jericho fan then.    Wow.   I was just impressed his glasses stayed on in the clips I saw


http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==]=http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==]http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (http://=http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 17, 2023, 06:57:06 PM
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The most visible one beyond Ed Leslie is probably Brian Knobs, he's still milking it to this day. Not sure about Blair, but at the time he was in the company I think pretty much everyone was trying to be Hulks boy for political purposes. I honestly don't know much about him personality wise, haven't really cared enough to look either haha.
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Oh right Brian Knobs.    I remember that.   


Also, have you ever heard of Mr Hughes?   Just saw a glimpse of him this morning in a tag with Vader against Sting and someone else and he looked so fucking cool!
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Mr. Hughes was the quintessential enforcer. He’s been in every major fed.

Dude wrestled almost identically to Big Boss Man, even used the Boss Man Slam as a finisher (whenever he actually won a match).

I thought he was great as Jericho’s enforcer in WWF back in ‘99.
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Was he really?? I have zero memory of him with Jericho and I was a big Jericho fan then.    Wow.   I was just impressed his glasses stayed on in the clips I saw


http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (http://www.instagram.com/reel/CtmFAJ0AWC-/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

 https://youtu.be/M5hWYQFxPR0 (https://youtu.be/M5hWYQFxPR0)

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Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 17, 2023, 07:23:13 PM
AEW Collision is actually good.

Collision was great. Buddy Rogers is sick & I enjoyed Miro’s match. Luchasaurus winning with Cage’s help was predictable but happy to see Wardlow lose the belt once again. Chick Magnet Punk is back…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 18, 2023, 02:05:14 AM
Pat coming through with the clips as usual.  You rule dude.

Hughes was a football player back in the 80s and was trained by one of the midwest OGs, I think Geigel or Les Thatcher and wrestled for Vern for a little while before going to Atlanta, which is where I first saw him. Then once Vince got ahold of him they gave him the gimmick that I guess was supposed to be a hitman but as a kid I just thought he dressed like a blues brother.

Really athletic and could move for a big man, but as was mentioned he wrestled like a Bossman pallette swap. If he was around nowadays I could see him doing wardlow style step up moonsaults and Keith Lee spots, he had that kind of athleticism but the style was so different back then and his matches could get really plodding and punchy kicky with the wrong opponent. He did look cool as fuck back when he was huge but I saw him at an Indy show like 15 years ago and he was still super tall but is much skinnier now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 18, 2023, 02:29:46 AM
Pat coming through with the clips as usual.  You rule dude.

Hughes was a football player back in the 80s and was trained by one of the midwest OGs, I think Geigel or Les Thatcher and wrestled for Vern for a little while before going to Atlanta, which is where I first saw him. Then once Vince got ahold of him they gave him the gimmick that I guess was supposed to be a hitman but as a kid I just thought he dressed like a blues brother.

Really athletic and could move for a big man, but as was mentioned he wrestled like a Bossman pallette swap. If he was around nowadays I could see him doing wardlow style step up moonsaults and Keith Lee spots, he had that kind of athleticism but the style was so different back then and his matches could get really plodding and punchy kicky with the wrong opponent. He did look cool as fuck back when he was huge but I saw him at an Indy show like 15 years ago and he was still super tall but is much skinnier now.


Ahahah yeah I def noticed the Blues Brother thing. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 18, 2023, 09:07:35 AM
Best wrestling Insta page:

@hamandeggers

You won’t be disappointed.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 18, 2023, 11:36:23 AM
Loved the Andrade / Buddy match, felt like a redo of his debut and the crowd was appropriately hot for him.   Like the idea of him going against Malachi, but curious if building a stable around Andrade is the way they’re going so he competes for Trios.   Can’t keep track of all the lucha alliances in AEW at the moment and Bandido is out injured
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 18, 2023, 12:46:36 PM
Best wrestling Insta page:

@hamandeggers

You won’t be disappointed.

A great page indeed.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 18, 2023, 12:49:02 PM
Loved the Andrade / Buddy match, felt like a redo of his debut and the crowd was appropriately hot for him.   Like the idea of him going against Malachi, but curious if building a stable around Andrade is the way they’re going so he competes for Trios.   Can’t keep track of all the lucha alliances in AEW at the moment and Bandido is out injured


Solid match for sure. The crowd was into it for sure. I’m definitely stoked on Saturday night wrestling, I’m just afraid that momentum is not there. That’s a tall order to have a Saturday night viewership that is high & consistent.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 18, 2023, 04:18:39 PM
Best wrestling Insta page:

@hamandeggers

You won’t be disappointed.

I did ok until I got to Jason Speed then I just lost it. Wrestling is the best hahaha.

There's a bit of overlap here with a YouTube channel I'm subbed to that's just like hour long compilations of all the old 80s fed jobbers. I thought it was one of "those" channels at first but then the guy started getting Mario Mancini to do intros and talk about the other jobbers so I think he really just likes jobbers a lot.

https://www.youtube.com/@jobguy2351

Didn't watch collision yet but I probably will at some point just for wardlow and luchasaurus.. I do love a hoss fest. Didn't realize Andrade was back but he is absolutely bonkers good in ring so I want to see him and swerve in a program ASAP. Both guys are naturals who make everything look good. Fuck it, put them in a heel team and have a feud with the lucha bros and inject it in my brain.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on June 19, 2023, 05:45:51 PM
I listened to a couple of Chris Jericho's on Stampede stuff, I liked it, not bad.  I'll revisit Cornette's as well.  The shit is all still pretty fascinating to me, the roll of the booker, how much everyone got paid, the deals that were made. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 19, 2023, 11:54:46 PM
I listened to a couple of Chris Jericho's on Stampede stuff, I liked it, not bad.  I'll revisit Cornette's as well.  The shit is all still pretty fascinating to me, the roll of the booker, how much everyone got paid, the deals that were made.

I just saw Jim Ross released a new one called The Dark Side of Midsouth. Im gonna listen to it when I get a chance. Apparently there's stories of back when he first broke in as Watts' right hand man and old blind Leroy McGuirk was still around. I guess JR owns a pot farm and is opening a dispensary (like every other person in Oklahoma) nowadays. I don't typically love the Conrad podcasts but I really enjoyed the Bruce Pritchard Houston wrestling episode so hopefully it's similar.

Watched the end of dynamite, Eddie looks awful and I wish he would stop caring so much about not caring and drag his ass to a gym because he genuinely looks like he's at risk of a heart attack. How can you take a guy like that seriously? He looked like someone's create a wrestler in a wrestling game cutscene. The continuous run ins were a little hokey but I did like them making Ospreay look like the final boss. Hope he actually beats Kenny, that might elevate him to legit main event status.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 20, 2023, 01:56:01 AM
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I listened to a couple of Chris Jericho's on Stampede stuff, I liked it, not bad.  I'll revisit Cornette's as well.  The shit is all still pretty fascinating to me, the roll of the booker, how much everyone got paid, the deals that were made.
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I just saw Jim Ross released a new one called The Dark Side of Midsouth. Im gonna listen to it when I get a chance. Apparently there's stories of back when he first broke in as Watts' right hand man and old blind Leroy McGuirk was still around. I guess JR owns a pot farm and is opening a dispensary (like every other person in Oklahoma) nowadays. I don't typically love the Conrad podcasts but I really enjoyed the Bruce Pritchard Houston wrestling episode so hopefully it's similar.

Watched the end of dynamite, Eddie looks awful and I wish he would stop caring so much about not caring and drag his ass to a gym because he genuinely looks like he's at risk of a heart attack. How can you take a guy like that seriously? He looked like someone's create a wrestler in a wrestling game cutscene. The continuous run ins were a little hokey but I did like them making Ospreay look like the final boss. Hope he actually beats Kenny, that might elevate him to legit main event status.

He will DEF beat Omega.   You know they're going to do a best of 3.

Agree a little with Eddie.  I think conditioning is worse than usual bc he was just injured.

Suzuki is back on Dynamite this week
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 21, 2023, 01:02:08 AM
Catching a clip of Kota and Rey Misterio sharing a ring at All In reminds me of another reason to hate Dominik: Rey only signed with WWE to secure his son a job.   There were so many cool opportunities for matches Rey could have had in those first few years at AEW
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 21, 2023, 07:38:50 PM
Apparently KENTA was supposed to run in at the end of the first ep of Collision
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 22, 2023, 06:15:56 AM
this might be the most insane card i've seen since the attitude era
https://nodq.com/news/full-card-for-the-2023-aew-and-njpw-forbidden-door-ppv-event/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 22, 2023, 06:48:30 AM
I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 23, 2023, 08:37:59 AM
I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.

This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 23, 2023, 12:59:02 PM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
thanks man! appreciate you checking it out and the kind words.

that bar fight lol we had to leave some details out but at one point matt was on the ground and was crawling after blair that he described 'like a crocodile'. ric flair says it's the best bar fight he's ever seen
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 23, 2023, 06:33:44 PM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
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thanks man! appreciate you checking it out and the kind words.

that bar fight lol we had to leave some details out but at one point matt was on the ground and was crawling after blair that he described 'like a crocodile'. ric flair says it's the best bar fight he's ever seen


That’s wild. I also had no clue he was a second generation wrestler. I do remember being a kid & the owner this wrestling store I would go to told me that “the original Doink is a drug addict” & not knowing much. Come to find out as I kept going that Doink was played by several people. I do have a Doink figure that my grandparents got me & definitely was so excited when you could be home in Wrestlemania on PS 1. Again, well done, very thorough & appreciate the work that had to go into making it cohesive @busey
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2023, 06:41:07 PM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
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thanks man! appreciate you checking it out and the kind words.

that bar fight lol we had to leave some details out but at one point matt was on the ground and was crawling after blair that he described 'like a crocodile'. ric flair says it's the best bar fight he's ever seen
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That’s wild. I also had no clue he was a second generation wrestler. I do remember being a kid & the owner this wrestling store I would go to told me that “the original Doink is a drug addict” & not knowing much. Come to find out as I kept going that Doink was played by several people. I do have a Doink figure that my grandparents got me & definitely was so excited when you could be home in Wrestlemania on PS 1. Again, well done, very thorough & appreciate the work that had to go into making it cohesive @busey

Were some of the sketchier stories about Borne (heard something about kidnapping a minor?) cut for time, content, or because the you had the family there?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 23, 2023, 08:09:02 PM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.

I think it’s KUSHIDA
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Post by: busey on June 24, 2023, 06:07:49 AM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
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thanks man! appreciate you checking it out and the kind words.

that bar fight lol we had to leave some details out but at one point matt was on the ground and was crawling after blair that he described 'like a crocodile'. ric flair says it's the best bar fight he's ever seen
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That’s wild. I also had no clue he was a second generation wrestler. I do remember being a kid & the owner this wrestling store I would go to told me that “the original Doink is a drug addict” & not knowing much. Come to find out as I kept going that Doink was played by several people. I do have a Doink figure that my grandparents got me & definitely was so excited when you could be home in Wrestlemania on PS 1. Again, well done, very thorough & appreciate the work that had to go into making it cohesive @busey
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Were some of the sketchier stories about Borne (heard something about kidnapping a minor?) cut for time, content, or because the you had the family there?
that's a good question. i had obviously heard the rumours and looked into it but there was nothing concrete enough that would make me want to proceed with it. in this situation, his criminal record didn't have anything that indicated that the claims i heard were true. if it ended up that the rumours were 100% fact, i think it would absolutely have to be included in the episode.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 24, 2023, 01:46:51 PM
Next season I want an episode about the family that won the house on the original "In Your House" PPV.

Not sure if anything sketchy happened with them, but I'm sure there is a story somewhere.

We're also gonna need a Jeff Hardy episode but I have a feeling that story isn't done yet.

McMahon sexcapades will need to happen eventually.

Great job on the first few episodes. I haven't seen the Graham or Doink episodes yet but very much look forward to catching up.

Also, @busey, did we meet at a Vans Park Series event once through O'Dell? I remember having a great convo with someone from the show while season 1 was still airing.

Just an idea here. Since you guys spawned the "Dark Side" gimmick, why not do a "Dark Side of Skateboarding."

Season 1 -  Antwuan Dixon
                 Bam
                 The Danny Way Incident
                 Hosoi
                 Gator
                 Terry Kennedy
                 Rob Loriface
                 Whichever Pappas brother ended up floating up on the beach.

       
     

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 24, 2023, 04:26:04 PM
Oh and anyone curious about the Cornette podcast stuff. Even if you don't agree with the guy's views, he is fucking hilarious and I highly recommend giving any of it a listen. His watchalongs with 90's PPV's are really good and full of obscure stories you probably haven't heard.

I like to compare him to Phil Hellmuth. No matter how you feel about the guy and his antics, there is no arguing that he has the knowledge, credibility, and the pedigree to feel however he wants about his sport and it is a very valid opinion.

Even when he shits on the stuff that I like, he does it in such a funny way and he can break down his exact reasoning and logic behind his opinions.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 24, 2023, 06:10:14 PM
Oh and anyone curious about the Cornette podcast stuff. Even if you don't agree with the guy's views, he is fucking hilarious and I highly recommend giving any of it a listen. His watchalongs with 90's PPV's are really good and full of obscure stories you probably haven't heard.

I like to compare him to Phil Hellmuth. No matter how you feel about the guy and his antics, there is no arguing that he has the knowledge, credibility, and the pedigree to feel however he wants about his sport and it is a very valid opinion.

Even when he shits on the stuff that I like, he does it in such a funny way and he can break down his exact reasoning and logic behind his opinions.

I’m not familiar with the podcast but I have read his various stances on wrestling & much like you, I’ve always known it’s coming from a place of pure knowledge, experience & clearly lives for wrestling. Plus I know he’s extremely liberal which is beyond cool.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 24, 2023, 08:43:49 PM
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Oh and anyone curious about the Cornette podcast stuff. Even if you don't agree with the guy's views, he is fucking hilarious and I highly recommend giving any of it a listen. His watchalongs with 90's PPV's are really good and full of obscure stories you probably haven't heard.

I like to compare him to Phil Hellmuth. No matter how you feel about the guy and his antics, there is no arguing that he has the knowledge, credibility, and the pedigree to feel however he wants about his sport and it is a very valid opinion.

Even when he shits on the stuff that I like, he does it in such a funny way and he can break down his exact reasoning and logic behind his opinions.
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I’m not familiar with the podcast but I have read his various stances on wrestling & much like you, I’ve always known it’s coming from a place of pure knowledge, experience & clearly lives for wrestling. Plus I know he’s extremely liberal which is beyond cool.

Yeah I’m always surprised by his political views considering geographically and occupationally where he comes from. 

I don’t bother with his modern stuff bc I don’t care that much that the Young Bucks weren’t shooters like Harley Race and aren’t as believably tough.   It’s like an NBA historian complaining about slam dunks, but I get it, it’s business and that’s his character and he’s going to keep kayfabe.

I just hate Cornys idiot fans who are too dumb to know JC says Kenny Olivier (as in Lawrence Olivier the actor) and instead call him Kenny Olivia - which I’ve seen comments of far too many times
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 25, 2023, 02:52:25 AM
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I would’ve wanted Punk Vs Kenta, but Kojima should be good.

I hope Sting and Darby’s mystery partner isn’t Goldberg.
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This is immediately what I thought. Let’s just call it.

Also @busey Doink episode ruled. Had no idea about how physically aggressive he was. The story about him attacking Blair three times at the bar was wild.
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I think it’s KUSHIDA


Well well well.  It’s Naito!

Where did the Goldberg idea come from?   If they ever do go there, that’s gotta be more of a Wembley/Grand Slam move, but I wonder if he’s too Sports Entertainy for AEW fans to actually like.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 25, 2023, 03:25:30 AM
Corny is a know it all asshole, but that carries a bit more weight when you actually do at least know most of it. I'm not lockstep with him on his modern wrestling opinions but I do think his criticism is generally warranted, albeit over the top. SMW was pretty average as far as territories go so I don't think he's some kind of booking savant ala Paul E or Gary Hart or anything but more often than not when he proposed his alternate booking plans I agree they'd be better. Sometimes he is just a hatin ass old man but I agree that the overall trend of cramming in high spots and seemingly not even trying to make it look real or tell a story anymore is lame, and that's kind of the foundation most of his criticism rests on.

I also think he's very worthy of consideration for best manager of all time. Obviously everyone is a little biased towards the era they became a fan in, but I legit don't know if I've ever seen anyone - including the actual wrestlers - get the kind of heat Cornette used to on a nightly basis. The wrestling snob part of me wants to give it Heenan because I think he was a little better on the mic and was amazing at taking bumps, but it's hard to argue against the sheer intensity of Corny hate. He could play a crowd like nothing I've seen before or since. Dude was a natural too.. even in the very earliest stuff he did with Lawler in Memphis he's sharp as a tack.

I want to watch FD but I have to do a bunch of shit today and go in to work early tomorrow so I don't know if I'll be able to stay up. Last one I didn't expect to watch the whole thing either but ended up loving it, so who knows. I did put on my preorder for the game though...anyone else on Xbox series?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on June 25, 2023, 06:57:10 AM
Next season I want an episode about the family that won the house on the original "In Your House" PPV.

Not sure if anything sketchy happened with them, but I'm sure there is a story somewhere.

We're also gonna need a Jeff Hardy episode but I have a feeling that story isn't done yet.

McMahon sexcapades will need to happen eventually.

Great job on the first few episodes. I haven't seen the Graham or Doink episodes yet but very much look forward to catching up.

Also, @busey, did we meet at a Vans Park Series event once through O'Dell? I remember having a great convo with someone from the show while season 1 was still airing.

Just an idea here. Since you guys spawned the "Dark Side" gimmick, why not do a "Dark Side of Skateboarding."

Season 1 -  Antwuan Dixon
                 Bam
                 The Danny Way Incident
                 Hosoi
                 Gator
                 Terry Kennedy
                 Rob Loriface
                 Whichever Pappas brother ended up floating up on the beach.

       
     
no unfortunately not. but if you're ever in toronto come say hello!

i think it's a great idea, i just have no idea if they're making any more shows with their recent bankruptcy. their tv content strategy seems to be "dark side of (fill in subject here)" so a skateboarding one seems inevitable if they can pull it together, which i hope they do.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 25, 2023, 03:28:13 PM
Who else is catching Forbidden Door?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 25, 2023, 06:21:03 PM
JACK PERRY HEEL TURN!
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 25, 2023, 07:14:39 PM
Gotta love MJFs entrance gear had “New Japan is an Indie” on the back
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 25, 2023, 09:08:47 PM
Didn't catch all of it but I watched most of the big matches.

Ospreay vs Omega fuckin ruled although I kinda wish they had gone longer between the big false finish and the actual finish. I get what they were going for, it just wasn't quite ideal. I popped hard for the one count spot.

Suzuki is the king. Him and Jericho need a buddy comedy. Really scared that Sammy fucked Sting up with his stupid flippy shit, he's lucky that's the head that once took a full force bat shot in TNA and didn't even flinch. Hilarious how much bigger he is than everyone else too since I never really considered him a big guy.






Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 25, 2023, 09:51:26 PM
Final Countdown for BD!   Loving that AEW is starting to really up their look to make themselves look like a big deal.  WWE mastered that “feel”
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 26, 2023, 03:24:19 AM
They're saying the weird seizure spot was to cover up Danielson breaking his arm but I don't know, I feel like he's been milking the neck injury in a borderline poor taste way basically ever since he came back and does it so often that I feel like it was supposed to happen at some point. Always annoyed me when him and Paige do that shit and the irony is that when those kinds of injuries do actually happen they don't make me more invested in the match or feud, they make me not want to watch or think about wrestling. The match was still good although obviously the finish was pretty flat.

Woke up with a headache so if it doesn't go away after I drink my coffee I might take the day off and watch the rest of FD. If anyone comes across a gif of MJF doing the air guitar thing can you send it my way, that might have to be a new signature haha
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 26, 2023, 04:32:04 AM
They're saying the weird seizure spot was to cover up Danielson breaking his arm but I don't know, I feel like he's been milking the neck injury in a borderline poor taste way basically ever since he came back and does it so often that I feel like it was supposed to happen at some point. Always annoyed me when him and Paige do that shit and the irony is that when those kinds of injuries do actually happen they don't make me more invested in the match or feud, they make me not want to watch or think about wrestling. The match was still good although obviously the finish was pretty flat.

Woke up with a headache so if it doesn't go away after I drink my coffee I might take the day off and watch the rest of FD. If anyone comes across a gif of MJF doing the air guitar thing can you send it my way, that might have to be a new signature haha

Garcia coming out looking like Fandango and doing that dance at random times in the match got me. One of my favorite dudes on the roster.

ZSJ was definitely hamming it up for a comedy match.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Síota on June 27, 2023, 04:12:30 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Ct_cpUFtlkz/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 27, 2023, 04:31:25 AM
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Should just be Palace X Mick Foley. So much potential with the Attitude Era missed.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 27, 2023, 06:17:04 AM
Very In Your House vibes.  Also, it’s very lazy and I hate it.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 27, 2023, 08:02:07 AM
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My local immediately dmd me. Hard pass. The only wrestling shirt I would wear is an Imperium one & NWO.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 28, 2023, 11:15:51 PM
Man you know you're struggling when you put out a shittier wrestling collab than Enjoi (I did like most of theirs though). I thought palace was supposed to be cool. Hopefully mick gets some coin out of it but I would not be surprised to hear that Vince fucked him out of royalties somehow.

I would be selective about wrestling apparel too. As much as I love it and have met a bunch of cool people around it (including people in this thread), the last thing I want to signal to the public is that I watch wrestling. That's just inviting some really awkward interactions that I have no desire to partake in. I would maybe wear a Dalton Castle shirt though. I would 100% buy and wear an MJF pro model scarf.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 29, 2023, 05:32:49 AM
Man, I gotta say that probably half of my regular shirt rotation is wrestling shirts. I love Mick, but this collab is WHACK AS FUCK. It looks like they didn't even try. "Have a Palace Day???" Come the fuck on.

You know when you are a wrestling fan and any wrestling news hits and 10 different people send you the link like you haven't already seen it? Yeah, this was that link yesterday.

A coworker actually brought it up in a meeting yesterday and asked me what I thought and my response was "Its corny as fuck."

I liked the Enjoi boards.

Anybody here by chance have the old War Effort Collabs? I guarantee they were not approved by WWE, but Shepherd Fairey did the art and if i remember correctly, they did Rock, Mankind, Undertaker, and Kane.

Forbidden Door was pretty awesome I thought. It's just hard because some of the matches are just randomly thrown together for no reason so a proper build is hard.

I thought Kenny might have broke his neck. That match was great and I'm glad they had Will go over somewhat clean.

It was also pretty cool to see these dudes in a big PPV after I saw them wrestle 5 feet away from me in a smaller Japanese venue.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 29, 2023, 06:19:23 AM
Man, I gotta say that probably half of my regular shirt rotation is wrestling shirts. I love Mick, but this collab is WHACK AS FUCK. It looks like they didn't even try. "Have a Palace Day???" Come the fuck on.

You know when you are a wrestling fan and any wrestling news hits and 10 different people send you the link like you haven't already seen it? Yeah, this was that link yesterday.

A coworker actually brought it up in a meeting yesterday and asked me what I thought and my response was "Its corny as fuck."

I liked the Enjoi boards.

Anybody here by chance have the old War Effort Collabs? I guarantee they were not approved by WWE, but Shepherd Fairey did the art and if i remember correctly, they did Rock, Mankind, Undertaker, and Kane.

Forbidden Door was pretty awesome I thought. It's just hard because some of the matches are just randomly thrown together for no reason so a proper build is hard.

I thought Kenny might have broke his neck. That match was great and I'm glad they had Will go over somewhat clean.

It was also pretty cool to see these dudes in a big PPV after I saw them wrestle 5 feet away from me in a smaller Japanese venue.

I remember the War Effort decks. They came out when I was a freshman in college and looked pretty good. I just remember Joey Pulsifer had the Mankind deck.

My favorite wrestling graphic was the Alltimers with the LJN figures on it. I slept on that one and regret it.
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Post by: j....soy..... on June 29, 2023, 07:23:06 AM
Yah that one was sick…..I remember kids were tripping how knew every wrestler, their finishing maneuvers were and I could do impressions of most of them. 
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on June 29, 2023, 07:49:28 PM
Man you know you're struggling when you put out a shittier wrestling collab than Enjoi (I did like most of theirs though). I thought palace was supposed to be cool. Hopefully mick gets some coin out of it but I would not be surprised to hear that Vince fucked him out of royalties somehow.

I would be selective about wrestling apparel too. As much as I love it and have met a bunch of cool people around it (including people in this thread), the last thing I want to signal to the public is that I watch wrestling. That's just inviting some really awkward interactions that I have no desire to partake in. I would maybe wear a Dalton Castle shirt though. I would 100% buy and wear an MJF pro model scarf.

A scarf would be grand. You catch Dynamite last night? Sting….. could have been seriously hurt after a table botch. A constant gripe with AEW is the lack of follow up after a PPV too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 29, 2023, 08:15:03 PM
I’ve heard the AEW video game is a good time.


I think Jack Perry’s heel turn will be good for him.   Seems a wee bit better on the mic, but once I thought about him being Walt Jr asking to be Flynn, it killed it a bit for me.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 30, 2023, 12:51:34 AM
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Man you know you're struggling when you put out a shittier wrestling collab than Enjoi (I did like most of theirs though). I thought palace was supposed to be cool. Hopefully mick gets some coin out of it but I would not be surprised to hear that Vince fucked him out of royalties somehow.

I would be selective about wrestling apparel too. As much as I love it and have met a bunch of cool people around it (including people in this thread), the last thing I want to signal to the public is that I watch wrestling. That's just inviting some really awkward interactions that I have no desire to partake in. I would maybe wear a Dalton Castle shirt though. I would 100% buy and wear an MJF pro model scarf.
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A scarf would be grand. You catch Dynamite last night? Sting….. could have been seriously hurt after a table botch. A constant gripe with AEW is the lack of follow up after a PPV too.

I didn't watch dynamite but I watched the highlights. I don't get why they did the 2 tables...that's like the third high profile table botch I've seen on dynamite directly caused by them setting the tables up wrong. They should hire D-Von Dudley to come out and set the damn tables up before every match.

I didn't stress about it though. It's Sting. Wrestlers from the 80s are just built different. Same thing with the unprotected bat shot from Angle in TNA, he just ate it and finished the match.

The game is pretty fun but it feels really underdeveloped for a modern title. The CAW and game modes are half baked (is there even a cage match option? I couldn't find one) and it feels like they kinda spent all their XP on the core gameplay. The wrestling itself is fantastic though, literally no mercy 2023 right down to the control scheme. My main problem so far is that somehow 25 year old muscle memory kicked in and I keep reverting to the d pad instead of the stick.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on June 30, 2023, 02:46:22 AM
Maybe that was a budget issue?   I feel like it’s a proof of concept almost to do up the sequel really grand now that they have the base to work off of.   The No Mercy stuff they promised works and people are stoked on it.  I think that’s ultimately a win for them
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on June 30, 2023, 09:13:41 AM
Not sure, I think yukes has a reputation for being serial deadline missers and taking longer than expected with their development but so does like 90% of the studios out there

There's potential and a solid base to build on, it's just really really short on content so the replayability at the moment is questionable unless you have a sibling or roomie to play it with. After you beat RTE (which takes a bit and I'm nowhere near done with) there just isn't a lot to do and as far as I can tell even with that the story is the same  for everyone - even no mercy/wm2k had like 5 belts you could go after with different storylines. Also the menu/turn system in RTE is really repetitive and the initial charm wears off fast...add to that the fact that some of the mini games are straight bullshit (I lost one because I didn't know how many matches Anna Jay wrestled before signing with AEW) and I almost rage quit of the menus multiple times. The models look decent but the renders are hilariously bad, Jericho is fat and crosseyed and easily 80% of them look like they have an extra chromosome. Dustin is probably the best looking one.

Im hopeful they can iron it out because the bones of the best wrestling game in decades are there...it's just kind of a kick in the grapes to pay $80 for an unfinished game after waiting so long.

At the moment it's like a car with an incredible engine but the interior of a 2001 Elantra.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 30, 2023, 11:16:57 AM
 https://youtu.be/4ZsgnFE7icg (https://youtu.be/4ZsgnFE7icg)

DOPE
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on June 30, 2023, 02:11:15 PM
RIP DROZ
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on June 30, 2023, 02:16:23 PM
RIP DROZ

I met Droz in OCNJ when I was 14. Really nice guy.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 01, 2023, 07:04:31 AM
Droz is one of the best examples of laughing in the face of tragedy I know of. Just a great example of the good part of humanity. Amazing attitude and sense of humor and one tough motherfucker. Sad to hear that.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 01, 2023, 08:10:20 AM
Yeah his interviews on Dark Side were really good, and totally agree with his positive attitude and the way he mentally dealt with the accident showed he was a total pro. Never once blamed D-Lo and always spoke well of him. Just accepted that it was one of those things that can happen in the ring.

Godspeed to another childhood hero.

HE'S, HE'S, HE'S GONNA PUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 01, 2023, 07:19:55 PM
LA Knight getting robbed at MITB tonight. Definitely knew it’s going to be Priest but man, at the very end Knight had it. I just hope Triple H doesn’t bury him.

Gunther retains which is grand
Wanted to see Balor beat Rollins especially with the history between the two.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 01, 2023, 07:36:12 PM
LA Knight getting robbed at MITB tonight. Definitely knew it’s going to be Priest but man, at the very end Knight had it. I just hope Triple H doesn’t bury him.

Gunther retains which is grand
Wanted to see Balor beat Rollins especially with the history between the two.

I think they’re doing it bc they’re higher on Judgement Day internally than LA Knight and it will probably lead to some drama with Finn

Caught a bit of a LA Knight promo - def see where those accusations of ripping off The Rock and Stone Cold come from, but it’s what sells
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: BallDontLie on July 02, 2023, 07:43:29 AM
Fun watch…. Two legends.

https://youtu.be/Pl2m9exy4lU
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 02, 2023, 10:48:57 AM
Just watched a bit of MITB. I stopped watching WWE years ago but every time I see any of the Bloodline story it kinda makes me wish I still watched it. The video package alone for the main event was amazing. I dunno why tf it didn't cross my mind to get a ticket to go to this. Not sure what Cena was trying to do there but if All In leads to WM being held in London then that's pretty funny.

Anyone on here going to All In?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 02, 2023, 10:50:47 AM
How does someone get into wrestling who never watched consistently or kept up with storylines over the years.  I know some of the names but want to start following properly.  Is there any particular event coming I should start with?  Or an old classic to spark me?  It feels like I’m missing out on some fun.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 02, 2023, 11:11:50 AM
Depends what you want to watch and how much you want to keep up with it. I think if you just throw yourself in blind it's not that hard to catch up with characters and storylines, they're all pretty simplistic. I would check out WWE by watching a Raw (Mondays) and Smackdown (Fridays), and / or AEW with Dynamite (Wednesdays) and Collision (Saturdays). Personally I think AEW is better but it's subjective. You can watch the newest eps here (https://watchwrestling.ai/) ‍☠️. It's not essential viewing so if you're not committed to following anything along every week it's not hard to catch up to speed if you miss a load.

If you just want to take a peek and see if you enjoy it, I'd recommend watching the main event from Money In the Bank last night (Starts at 31 mins on part 3 on that site I linked above) and Omega vs Osprey from Forbidden Door (same site 10 mins on part 3)

Who are the names you know? Anything / anyone in particular you're aware of and want to follow?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 02, 2023, 11:16:40 AM
Depends what you want to watch and how much you want to keep up with it. I think if you just throw yourself in blind it's not that hard to catch up with characters and storylines, they're all pretty simplistic. I would check out WWE by watching a Raw (Mondays) and Smackdown (Fridays), and / or AEW with Dynamite (Wednesdays) and Collision (Saturdays). Personally I think AEW is better but it's subjective. You can watch the newest eps here (https://watchwrestling.ai/) ‍☠️. It's not essential viewing so if you're not committed to following anything along every week it's not hard to catch up to speed if you miss a load.

If you just want to take a peek and see if you enjoy it, I'd recommend watching the main event from Money In the Bank last night (Starts at 31 mins on part 3 on that site I linked above) and Omega vs Osprey from Forbidden Door (same site 10 mins on part 3)

Who are the names you know? Anything / anyone in particular you're aware of and want to follow?

Hell yeah, thanks for all the suggestions.  I know close to nothing, but more than say, a mom.  I just know all the huge names that have crossed over.  I had a little Undertaker action figure as a kid, watched in the HHH era and always was fascinated by the McMahon family - but all the different franchises were a little past my comprehension haha.  I think if I watch consistently it’ll start to click.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 02, 2023, 11:29:05 AM
Yeah that makes sense. There are so many different promotions but honestly if you're just getting in to it you can ignore all the others. AEW and WWE are the only major ones on TV every week with big star names. They both have a pretty different feel so check them both out and see what you prefer.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 02, 2023, 12:41:30 PM
BB already covered most of the specifics but if you want to see if the "style" of modern wrestling is up your alley check out Kenny Omega vs Will Ospreay from the recent Forbidden Door ppv. It's pretty much guaranteed to win match of the year. If it bores you then this might not be for you, but if you can flip off the part of your brain that says "that punch didn't really land" and just get into the performers and story they're telling its a lot of fun when it's good.

My subjective opinion is also that AEW is better, but it wouldn't be fair not mentioning that WWE is better than it's been in a long time. I personally just can't get past the fact all the money goes to a creepy old misogynist rapist.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2023, 12:52:44 PM
BB already covered most of the specifics but if you want to see if the "style" of modern wrestling is up your alley check out Kenny Omega vs Will Ospreay from the recent Forbidden Door ppv. It's pretty much guaranteed to win match of the year. If it bores you then this might not be for you, but if you can flip off the part of your brain that says "that punch didn't really land" and just get into the performers and story they're telling its a lot of fun when it's good.

My subjective opinion is also that AEW is better, but it wouldn't be fair not mentioning that WWE is better than it's been in a long time. I personally just can't get past the fact all the money goes to a creepy old misogynist rapist.

Same here on the creepy old misogynist part.   Also, I don’t think much of HHH either but he’s had a Kobe-level reputation 180 since retiring from the ring
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 02, 2023, 12:55:50 PM
Great insights.

Definitely appreciate all the athleticism at play, I watched Tough Enough back in the day and am intrigued by the kayfabe aspects- Pat McAfee in a neck brace on his show, days after a match was great.  I really dig the commitment to the storylines.  Always have just been intimidated by the depth of the sport.  Excited to dive in.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 02, 2023, 01:26:34 PM
Great insights.

Definitely appreciate all the athleticism at play, I watched Tough Enough back in the day and am intrigued by the kayfabe aspects- Pat McAfee in a neck brace on his show, days after a match was great.  I really dig the commitment to the storylines.  Always have just been intimidated by the depth of the sport.  Excited to dive in.

Honestly, I’d recommend Dark Side of the Ring first and foremost
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 02, 2023, 01:47:08 PM
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Great insights.

Definitely appreciate all the athleticism at play, I watched Tough Enough back in the day and am intrigued by the kayfabe aspects- Pat McAfee in a neck brace on his show, days after a match was great.  I really dig the commitment to the storylines.  Always have just been intimidated by the depth of the sport.  Excited to dive in.
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Honestly, I’d recommend Dark Side of the Ring first and foremost

Oh shit I didn’t realize Jason Eisener made that show.  Big fan of him.  Stoked.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 02, 2023, 04:10:06 PM
Great insights.

Definitely appreciate all the athleticism at play, I watched Tough Enough back in the day and am intrigued by the kayfabe aspects- Pat McAfee in a neck brace on his show, days after a match was great.  I really dig the commitment to the storylines.  Always have just been intimidated by the depth of the sport.  Excited to dive in.


Do you have Peacock? The WWE channel is on there & you can watch WCW, ECW & all of the previous pay per views. I personally enjoyed jumping back into WCW (early 90’s) because that’s what I grew up on. The Ruthless Aggression era of WWE 02-08 ruled & had some truly great wrestling from Kurt Angle, Lesnar, Benoit, Jericho, Orton with Evolution, even some Goldberg. Good Undertaker matches too as you can see his American Badass phase & the transition back to the Deadman.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on July 03, 2023, 06:26:38 AM
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Great insights.

Definitely appreciate all the athleticism at play, I watched Tough Enough back in the day and am intrigued by the kayfabe aspects- Pat McAfee in a neck brace on his show, days after a match was great.  I really dig the commitment to the storylines.  Always have just been intimidated by the depth of the sport.  Excited to dive in.
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Do you have Peacock? The WWE channel is on there & you can watch WCW, ECW & all of the previous pay per views. I personally enjoyed jumping back into WCW (early 90’s) because that’s what I grew up on. The Ruthless Aggression era of WWE 02-08 ruled & had some truly great wrestling from Kurt Angle, Lesnar, Benoit, Jericho, Orton with Evolution, even some Goldberg. Good Undertaker matches too as you can see his American Badass phase & the transition back to the Deadman.

I do!  Awesome idea.  Thanks!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 03, 2023, 12:39:04 PM
My take on HHH is he's a bit of a himbo and definitely an ass kisser, but I'll take that over straight up evil old VKM who would feed his children to lions and eat the leftovers himself live on PPV for the right price. He's done some really shitty things but I do wonder if some of it wasnt just Vinces awfulness latching on to everything around it. I won't give him a pass, but I would have given him a chance had it not all been bullshit and there actually been consequences for Vince fucking raping half a dozen women.

The best thing about peacock is the NWA/WCW and world class libraries. They have mid south too I think, but that might be a little too wrasslin for a younger or newer fan. It's a lot more punch kick and psychology based, the "high spots" are like vertical suplexes and body slams. It's cool to see the actual dudes from all the crazy stories though and I love the "you better make it look like it's real or by god it's going to be" kayfabe mentality. I won't say it looks like an actual fight,but it looks a lot more like one.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2023, 04:38:09 PM
My take on HHH is he's a bit of a himbo and definitely an ass kisser, but I'll take that over straight up evil old VKM who would feed his children to lions and eat the leftovers himself live on PPV for the right price. He's done some really shitty things but I do wonder if some of it wasnt just Vinces awfulness latching on to everything around it. I won't give him a pass, but I would have given him a chance had it not all been bullshit and there actually been consequences for Vince fucking raping half a dozen women.

The best thing about peacock is the NWA/WCW and world class libraries. They have mid south too I think, but that might be a little too wrasslin for a younger or newer fan. It's a lot more punch kick and psychology based, the "high spots" are like vertical suplexes and body slams. It's cool to see the actual dudes from all the crazy stories though and I love the "you better make it look like it's real or by god it's going to be" kayfabe mentality. I won't say it looks like an actual fight,but it looks a lot more like one.

Agreed, but being the catalyst for the Screw Job and the treatment of Chyna (as well as likely politicking for things like the Booker T storyline) just bums me out about him.

Man Vince sucks.   That book that came out about him feels like it just scratched the surface, but it did really bring to light what huge butt buddies him and Trump are
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 03, 2023, 04:55:28 PM
My biggest bummer abotut Vince is that everyone knew why he retired, the allegations were damning and disgusting, but when he reared his head again all anyone cared about was whether he was going to start interfering with the show again. It's like everyone had completely forgotten what had happened only a few months earlier.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2023, 04:58:11 PM
My biggest bummer abotut Vince is that everyone knew why he retired, the allegations were damning and disgusting, but when he reared his head again all anyone cared about was whether he was going to start interfering with the show again. It's like everyone had completely forgotten what had happened only a few months earlier.

Right and now they’re at a happy medium with it.   Getting that Endeavor money, still getting that Saudi money, making Logan Paul acceptable to people
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on July 03, 2023, 08:22:37 PM
Hyped that Iyo Skye won MITB. One of the most exciting additions to the main roster in the last year.

Funny that people are trying to tear LA Knight down for 'copying' The Rock/Stone Cold - as if no previous wrestler ever has drawn influence from others. I'm a big mark, whatever, but I think he's killing it and I love the pops he gets.

I have the newest book about Vince on my list to read. Any of y'all listen to his Behind The Bastards series? A six-parter. There's some truly horrific stuff in there, including the Ring Boy scandal, which I'd never heard of before.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 03, 2023, 08:39:36 PM
Hyped that Iyo Skye won MITB. One of the most exciting additions to the main roster in the last year.

Funny that people are trying to tear LA Knight down for 'copying' The Rock/Stone Cold - as if no previous wrestler ever has drawn influence from others. I'm a big mark, whatever, but I think he's killing it and I love the pops he gets.

I have the newest book about Vince on my list to read. Any of y'all listen to his Behind The Bastards series? A six-parter. There's some truly horrific stuff in there, including the Ring Boy scandal, which I'd never heard of before.

It’s even weirder that Pat Patterson still seemed to be held in high regard after that scandal and to his death as he was one of the perpetrators. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 03, 2023, 11:53:57 PM
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Hyped that Iyo Skye won MITB. One of the most exciting additions to the main roster in the last year.

Funny that people are trying to tear LA Knight down for 'copying' The Rock/Stone Cold - as if no previous wrestler ever has drawn influence from others. I'm a big mark, whatever, but I think he's killing it and I love the pops he gets.

I have the newest book about Vince on my list to read. Any of y'all listen to his Behind The Bastards series? A six-parter. There's some truly horrific stuff in there, including the Ring Boy scandal, which I'd never heard of before.
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It’s even weirder that Pat Patterson still seemed to be held in high regard after that scandal and to his death as he was one of the perpetrators.

I don't know if Patterson was actually ever really nailed down to that, I thought he just got lumped in by Murray Hodgson (who was suing the wwf for firing him after pat apparently propositioned him and he refused, he was definitely of age though) and Billy Graham (a known and admitted liar when it comes to these things) because he was gay and it wasn't all that long ago that people thought all gays were pedophiles. I believe he almost got deported over it in the 60s when he was working Portland and it was an open secret to the point he was the only guy Savage trusted to watch Elizabeth when he was in the ring.

I know Terry Garvin and Mel Phillips were genuine predators though, Phillips had a foot fetish in addition to his predilection for young men and there's a story in Bret Harts book about him sucking toes in addition to these gems from the FBI memos
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Now here's the fucked up part... according to Bitz and Meltzer, Vince not only knew about all of this years before the fact but he even fired him for it at one point, then rehired him because he cares more about having a ring announcer than the innocence of his child fans.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 04, 2023, 12:18:47 AM
The VKM book tells a diff story about PP sexually harassing someone by ribbing a new wrestler by making them think he was going to have to blow him at the end of the car trip…but the person who is telling the story is  Hogan and I don’t know if the author is savvy enough to know how suspect anything Hulk says is (though that seems a very different avenue than Hogan’s usual fabrications bc it’s told with shame at how scared he was about the whole thing)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 04, 2023, 01:33:19 AM
I was listening to a non-wrestling podcast and one of the hosts asked their wrestling fan producer of the championship belts had third party naming rights sold (e.g the Snickers(tm) Intercontinental Championship) …and I gotta say, I’m really surprised the Fed has never tried that
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 05, 2023, 02:31:12 AM
The VKM book tells a diff story about PP sexually harassing someone by ribbing a new wrestler by making them think he was going to have to blow him at the end of the car trip…but the person who is telling the story is  Hogan and I don’t know if the author is savvy enough to know how suspect anything Hulk says is (though that seems a very different avenue than Hogan’s usual fabrications bc it’s told with shame at how scared he was about the whole thing)

Oh there's definitely plenty of stories about Pat doing that kind of thing, just not to kids. From what I understand he really just kind of got lumped in with them in the ring boy thing because of the fact that he was gay and friends with Garvin. The fact he was fired at the same time as Garvin and ole Toehole Phillips doesn't do him any favors looking back at it now but when I researched it years ago I remember coming away with the sense that they had a mini purple panic and just canned everyone who wasn't straight.

There's still accusations that get thrown around about who actually followed through on it and got a push as a result, a lot of people suspect Piper was one because of his push and an interview he gave a few years before he died, but iirc he kind of tip toed around the subject. I've also heard the inverse, like the reason Barry O was the only Orton to never get a push is because he refused Garvin, who used his relationship with Pat to blackball him and make him a jobber.

So I guess I don't think Pat is squeaky clean, but I do think theres some wrestling fan biases that seeped into the way people talked about it...like if he were straight people would have just called it politicking or something but because he was approaching other dudes he was now some kind of dangerous predator.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 05, 2023, 03:18:27 AM
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The VKM book tells a diff story about PP sexually harassing someone by ribbing a new wrestler by making them think he was going to have to blow him at the end of the car trip…but the person who is telling the story is  Hogan and I don’t know if the author is savvy enough to know how suspect anything Hulk says is (though that seems a very different avenue than Hogan’s usual fabrications bc it’s told with shame at how scared he was about the whole thing)
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Oh there's definitely plenty of stories about Pat doing that kind of thing, just not to kids. From what I understand he really just kind of got lumped in with them in the ring boy thing because of the fact that he was gay and friends with Garvin. The fact he was fired at the same time as Garvin and ole Toehole Phillips doesn't do him any favors looking back at it now but when I researched it years ago I remember coming away with the sense that they had a mini purple panic and just canned everyone who wasn't straight.

There's still accusations that get thrown around about who actually followed through on it and got a push as a result, a lot of people suspect Piper was one because of his push and an interview he gave a few years before he died, but iirc he kind of tip toed around the subject. I've also heard the inverse, like the reason Barry O was the only Orton to never get a push is because he refused Garvin, who used his relationship with Pat to blackball him and make him a jobber.

So I guess I don't think Pat is squeaky clean, but I do think theres some wrestling fan biases that seeped into the way people talked about it...like if he were straight people would have just called it politicking or something but because he was approaching other dudes he was now some kind of dangerous predator.

That makes a lot of sense.  I just listened to the cornette memorial clip on his and def gave me a bit more of a fuller picture of him and his career (although you did a much better job with the scandal) and def agree now that it definitely seems he was lumped in bc he was gay as well
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 05, 2023, 01:44:02 PM
Hyped that Iyo Skye won MITB. One of the most exciting additions to the main roster in the last year.

Funny that people are trying to tear LA Knight down for 'copying' The Rock/Stone Cold - as if no previous wrestler ever has drawn influence from others. I'm a big mark, whatever, but I think he's killing it and I love the pops he gets.

I have the newest book about Vince on my list to read. Any of y'all listen to his Behind The Bastards series? A six-parter. There's some truly horrific stuff in there, including the Ring Boy scandal, which I'd never heard of before.


LA Knight rules. Period. And well said. It’s as if fans think every new guy/gal is the first wheel.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 05, 2023, 06:51:37 PM
Should also note it's worth watching the Donahue episode where they talk about the scandal for a few reasons. One is that it's just nostalgic to see an old school studio audience talk show before they devolved into a poor imitation of attitude era wrestling. Another is it's fun to watch Vince squirm and try to wriggle his way out of it all. It is also interesting to see how normalized homophobia was at the time, it should give younger folks some insight into why "boomers" seem so dense when it comes to things like treating people different from you like humans.

https://youtu.be/cPTCRnBEUJM

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 05, 2023, 06:52:49 PM
Should also note it's worth watching the Donahue episode where they talk about the scandal for a few reasons. One is that it's just nostalgic to see an old school studio audience talk show before they devolved into a poor imitation of attitude era wrestling. Another is it's fun to watch Vince squirm and try to wriggle his way out of it all. It is also interesting to see how normalized homophobia was at the time, it should give younger folks some insight into why "boomers" seem so dense when it comes to things like treating people different from you like humans.

https://youtu.be/cPTCRnBEUJM

Is that the same one with Young Meltzer or is that the steroid one
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 06, 2023, 04:54:44 AM
I have the newest book about Vince on my list to read. Any of y'all listen to his Behind The Bastards series? A six-parter. There's some truly horrific stuff in there, including the Ring Boy scandal, which I'd never heard of before.


Highly recommended it's a great listen. I feel like they don't reeeeally get into the actual shitty stuff too deeply, like it's subtitled "History's Greatest Monster" but if I knew nothing about him I think I'd be wondering why they chose that moniker for him of all people considering what their podcast is about. Also funny how it's 7 hours long and they still only get up to about 2002. I was kinda expecting them to conclude with what's happened over the last year but maybe because that's more active and 'allegations' they decided not to touch it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on July 07, 2023, 07:12:02 PM
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I ran into mjf at six flags fiesta Texas on Thursday.
Pretty cool
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 07, 2023, 07:18:54 PM
That’s pretty cool.   Did he keep kayfabe with you?


My closest real world wrestler encounters were being a PA on a DIY network show called Garage Mahal that Goldberg hosted and a teeny tiny indie called Pizza Man starring Frankie Muniz and DDP.   Didn’t get to meet meet either of them
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on July 07, 2023, 07:22:36 PM
I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 08, 2023, 12:10:18 AM
Enjoyed the Brian Cage/Big Bill power bomb lariat combo.   A doomsday device for a giant who doesn’t need the top rope
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 08, 2023, 12:54:34 AM
I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.

I love this. Favorite wrestler and it's not even close...the kid just does not break character. There's plenty of videos of him roasting people in wheelchairs and making kids cry, and im so here for it.

Christian Cage and Don Callis are both pretty fantastic at playing the bad guy too, but MJF takes it to a different level. There's like maybe one piece of footage out there from when he was on the indies where he's slightly out of character, otherwise it's all exactly like you described.

Judging by his hairline in that pic I'm gonna guess we see him in a hair vs hair match not too far down the line.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 08, 2023, 02:32:08 AM
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I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.
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I love this. Favorite wrestler and it's not even close...the kid just does not break character. There's plenty of videos of him roasting people in wheelchairs and making kids cry, and im so here for it.

Christian Cage and Don Callis are both pretty fantastic at playing the bad guy too, but MJF takes it to a different level. There's like maybe one piece of footage out there from when he was on the indies where he's slightly out of character, otherwise it's all exactly like you described.

Judging by his hairline in that pic I'm gonna guess we see him in a hair vs hair match not too far down the line.

Hah I didn’t want to say it about the hair bc I can relate
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 08, 2023, 02:56:58 AM
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I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.
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I love this. Favorite wrestler and it's not even close...the kid just does not break character. There's plenty of videos of him roasting people in wheelchairs and making kids cry, and im so here for it.

Christian Cage and Don Callis are both pretty fantastic at playing the bad guy too, but MJF takes it to a different level. There's like maybe one piece of footage out there from when he was on the indies where he's slightly out of character, otherwise it's all exactly like you described.

Judging by his hairline in that pic I'm gonna guess we see him in a hair vs hair match not too far down the line.
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Hah I didn’t want to say it about the hair bc I can relate

Oh it's going to be amazing. One of the reasons I'm so into it is that he's built this character so carefully and added little touches and complexity like his behavior maybe all just being a defense mechanism for his insecurity. Every now and then he shows just enough humanity to connect with fans and then he spits in our face and calls us morons when we try to cheer him. It's beautiful.

I legit think that press conference he did with the towel around his neck, chomping pickles, and responding to the drink throwing controversy with "kid looked thirsty" might be in my top 5 favorite promo/interview moments ever.
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Post by: Baglady on July 08, 2023, 04:26:52 AM
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I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.
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I love this. Favorite wrestler and it's not even close...the kid just does not break character. There's plenty of videos of him roasting people in wheelchairs and making kids cry, and im so here for it.

Christian Cage and Don Callis are both pretty fantastic at playing the bad guy too, but MJF takes it to a different level. There's like maybe one piece of footage out there from when he was on the indies where he's slightly out of character, otherwise it's all exactly like you described.

Judging by his hairline in that pic I'm gonna guess we see him in a hair vs hair match not too far down the line.
Yeah def his hair was giving me gene wilder/ max Palmer vibes. Shouts out my receding kings. It’s why I love Cyrus and max. I think smoking weed at an early age attributes to hair loss.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 08, 2023, 01:14:19 PM
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I have a video where I asked him to say hi to
My brother, he said
“What’s his name?”
And before I could finish my brothers name, he than said
“Who gives a shit.”
I was hyped on that. It was an honor to be treated like shit by him.
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I love this. Favorite wrestler and it's not even close...the kid just does not break character. There's plenty of videos of him roasting people in wheelchairs and making kids cry, and im so here for it.

Christian Cage and Don Callis are both pretty fantastic at playing the bad guy too, but MJF takes it to a different level. There's like maybe one piece of footage out there from when he was on the indies where he's slightly out of character, otherwise it's all exactly like you described.

Judging by his hairline in that pic I'm gonna guess we see him in a hair vs hair match not too far down the line.
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Yeah def his hair was giving me gene wilder/ max Palmer vibes. Shouts out my receding kings. It’s why I love Cyrus and max. I think smoking weed at an early age attributes to hair loss.

I dunno, I started smoking when I was like 14 and I never lost mine. You actually just reminded me I need a haircut haha. Maybe the real issue is being named Max and Cyrus is just a poser.

I have to thank you for that picture because I really had never considered what old MJF is going to look like and it's going to be fucking glorious. I hope he shame shaves it and gets all bloated and puffy like Dana White... I wonder if he would be willing to put like 60 pounds on and then lose it for a long term "Max gets his groove back" storyline...
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on July 08, 2023, 05:43:03 PM
Lol what’s wrong? Was your stepdad a bald dude? Let it go.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2023, 01:19:48 AM
Lol what’s wrong? Was your stepdad a bald dude? Let it go.

He's a heel. You're supposed to hate them. That's the whole point. Beyond that, he's an insecure heel whos entire schtick is insulting people, so when he has something that people can latch on to and turn the tables on him it's going to be beautiful.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2023, 01:45:04 AM
 Finally watched some of collision.

Not sure how I feel about the commentary team. I really like Kevin Kelly when he does NJPW but he doesn't seem as into it on AEW or something, it didn't have the same zing. Not a huge fan of Nigel to begin with and his shouty breathless delivery doesn't really fit for me either. It's a little too melodramatic and WWE-ish for me and just clashes with KK's serious, polite, calm delivery.

Loved Miro slipping in a line about his double jointed hot wife. His character is pretty great, an insane zealot with just a pinch of goof and weirdness. He can go from funny to scary and back in an instant. I was super into the redeemer and the neck of sand stuff so it's cool to see him doing something again.

Athena is painful on the mic but I dig her in the ring. As long as my mute button works I'll watch her and Willow knock lumps out of each other all day. I would give Athena a mouthpiece and make her into like ECW taz or Matanza from LU...just this silent sawed off badass that's brutal in the ring. Give her a new look and 3 months of squashes and you've got a main eventer.

Julia Hart still kinda sucks in the ring but her character work is awesome. One of the best repackages I've seen in a long time.

Malakai's mask promo was pretty awesome. He's definitely at his best in pre-tapes. Andrade using about 40 words in his promo but saying them slow enough to fill 3 minutes was unintentionally hilarious for me.

Juice Robinson is fuckin great. I don't know if that dude could have been anything except a pro wrestler. Somehow I'm still sick of FTR... Dax's pancake ass and HGH gut is gross to look at and he's an insufferable whiny bitch in real life. I'm a sling blade fan but this match kinda dragged ass and you've seen it all 3 times before if you've watched any NJPW tag in the last few years, plus it was too obvious who was going to win from the story. Dunno if it's just the new TV but Cash looks like he might have beefed up a little though, I don't remember him being that thick.

If you wanted to make sure I turned it off and did something else before the main event then having an Action Andretti-Scorpio Sky match was a good idea because that's exactly what happened. I just can't stomach Scorpio. .hes the blandest most off the shelf wrestler I've ever seen and has no charisma at all. Andretti is fine when he has a master like Jericho to play off but he's way too green and indy to make this one work.

I'll watch Joe and Punk later just because of the history but I kinda hate that they're gonna job Joe out since I think he's better than Punk in every way except causing controversy at this point in their careers. Really the only thing I'm pumped for about having Punk back is that him and Max might get to finish the excellent story they were building prior to brawl out.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 09, 2023, 04:20:28 AM
I think bc of a certain NXT era brought me back into PW, I’ll always have a soft spot for Mauro and Nigel.   I get what you’re saying about him, but it doesn’t bother me the way it bothers me with Wade Barrett or Corey Graves who tries a little too hard to be a heel.   

I think Joe acquitted himself well in the loss and the story remains open with Punk.   

Speaking of successful repackaging, the Gunns have really grown on me and don’t seem like some nitwit 2nd gen guys anymore.   BG Gold is put together quite nicely Id say
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 09, 2023, 04:22:10 AM
Would any of you actually pay to be at Wrestlemania?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 09, 2023, 05:10:33 AM
I would, but then I live in the UK so I don't really have to back up my answer (although if John Cena has anything to say about it maybe that will change). I'd imagine any half decent seat would be out of my price range but I've heard plenty of people say that even being up in the nosebleeds is worth it for the atmosphere. The spectacle of it is undeniable.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 09, 2023, 05:23:50 AM
I would, but then I live in the UK so I don't really have to back up my answer (although if John Cena has anything to say about it maybe that will change). I'd imagine any half decent seat would be out of my price range but I've heard plenty of people say that even being up in the nosebleeds is worth it for the atmosphere. The spectacle of it is undeniable.

Are you going to try to go to Wembley for AEW?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 09, 2023, 06:10:53 AM
Bought a ticket on day one yeah. They were pretty reasonably priced so I'd hoped to spend enough to get a bit closer but ended up panic buying near the back. Going to be epic I just hope it doesn't rain
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 09, 2023, 07:49:52 AM
Would any of you actually pay to be at Wrestlemania?

Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 09, 2023, 07:53:46 AM
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Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe

Gonna be a tough one for me since Philly’s got Wrestlemania next April.

When did you decide to fully separate yourself from WWE?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 09, 2023, 08:28:43 AM
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Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe
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Gonna be a tough one for me since Philly’s got Wrestlemania next April.

When did you decide to fully separate yourself from WWE?

NXT got me back in, then started to get into the history and realized what a vile family the MacMahons are, re-evaluated how gross the Attitude era was and found main roster product pretty unwatchable/unlistenable.

AEW came along and while it isn’t perfect, it features most of the guys that got me back into PW and Khan may have flaws but seems like a decent person who treats his employees well. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2023, 09:32:21 AM
I think bc of a certain NXT era brought me back into PW, I’ll always have a soft spot for Mauro and Nigel.   I get what you’re saying about him, but it doesn’t bother me the way it bothers me with Wade Barrett or Corey Graves who tries a little too hard to be a heel.   

I think Joe acquitted himself well in the loss and the story remains open with Punk.   

Speaking of successful repackaging, the Gunns have really grown on me and don’t seem like some nitwit 2nd gen guys anymore.   BG Gold is put together quite nicely Id say

Oh don't get me wrong, I don't have any issues with Nigel and I thought he was a perfect fit for old nxt, he's just not one of my favorites.

Joe - Punk was pretty good (as I expected it to be), I just hate knowing 100% for sure that there's no chance punk is losing. I guess I kinda just wish Joe would be treated like the amazing performer that he is but every time it starts to happen he gets hurt or something outside his control happens to fuck it up for whatever reason. Even the recent TNT run felt like it got kind of cut off at the knees just for the sake of making a title change to try and save yet another stalled wardlow push. I dunno, nostalgia might have something to do with it but I think Joe is maybe the second or third best promo in the company and obviously still good enough to work main event length and intensity matches so it seems like he should be doing more than literally the "lowest" belt in the company (even if it did give us those fantastic king of TV promos).

I'm pretty high on the Gunns too. I was a little apprehensive at first but they picked up the in ring super fast for having basically no experience and have just gotten better and better. I won't say they're naturals, but they're definitely second generation workers. The timing and just general ring savvy is lacking sometimes, but their work is pretty crisp and I'm impressed with how well they sell and draw heat. The little one in particular is very good at facials and emoting, hes fun to watch interact with the crowd.

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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 09, 2023, 09:45:34 AM
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Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe
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Gonna be a tough one for me since Philly’s got Wrestlemania next April.

When did you decide to fully separate yourself from WWE?
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NXT got me back in, then started to get into the history and realized what a vile family the MacMahons are, re-evaluated how gross the Attitude era was and found main roster product pretty unwatchable/unlistenable.

AEW came along and while it isn’t perfect, it features most of the guys that got me back into PW and Khan may have flaws but seems like a decent person who treats his employees well.

It’ll be a tough one, going to a Wrestlemania is childhood bucket list status.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 09, 2023, 10:33:15 AM
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Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe
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Gonna be a tough one for me since Philly’s got Wrestlemania next April.

When did you decide to fully separate yourself from WWE?
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NXT got me back in, then started to get into the history and realized what a vile family the MacMahons are, re-evaluated how gross the Attitude era was and found main roster product pretty unwatchable/unlistenable.

AEW came along and while it isn’t perfect, it features most of the guys that got me back into PW and Khan may have flaws but seems like a decent person who treats his employees well.
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It’ll be a tough one, going to a Wrestlemania is childhood bucket list status.

Mic’ed up mats are crazy live. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 09, 2023, 12:44:45 PM
Would any of you actually pay to be at Wrestlemania?

Yes.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 09, 2023, 04:11:21 PM
Would any of you pay to see MLW live?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 09, 2023, 04:25:54 PM
Would any of you pay to see MLW live?

Hah, after going to a bunch of shows this year from Smackdown to Dynamite to ROH PPV, I think the only one I would pay for is PWG BoLA (or a similarly big card for them).   It wasn’t too long or too short, you were close to the action, the wrestling was good and with people you’ve heard of, easy to drink at, and the other fans were the least annoying here
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 09, 2023, 07:04:58 PM
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Wouldn’t give a dime to wwe
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Gonna be a tough one for me since Philly’s got Wrestlemania next April.

When did you decide to fully separate yourself from WWE?
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NXT got me back in, then started to get into the history and realized what a vile family the MacMahons are, re-evaluated how gross the Attitude era was and found main roster product pretty unwatchable/unlistenable.

AEW came along and while it isn’t perfect, it features most of the guys that got me back into PW and Khan may have flaws but seems like a decent person who treats his employees well.
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It’ll be a tough one, going to a Wrestlemania is childhood bucket list status.

I'm kind of in the same boat. I don't think I could bring myself to pay for it, but if someone couldn't go and offered me their ticket for free I don't know if I could refuse. Gorilla, Jesse, the Brain, and Vince basically narrated my childhood outside of school, so Mania is always going to have a certain gravitas to it nothing else can really match. Thankfully Pittsburgh is too small for it because that's an internal conflict I'm not sure I want to deal with at this point in my life haha.

Actually I suppose why I hate Vince so much now is that I take it kind of personal, like how the fuck were you stuffing prayers and vitamins down my throat while you were literally raping your employees dude. Every new revelation about what he's actually like feels like a fresh betrayal to that 10 year old kid who got a paper route just to support his wrestling VHS rental habit.

I'd pay for mlw in the ECW arena as long as it wasn't more than like $20. Its definitely bingo hall wrestling for the most part but they have some solid talent. Nice to see Blaster McMassive doing something on a bigger stage too because I really liked him in Chikara. I guess they lost Mads Kruger though? He's a little Indy but him and Jacob Fatu were fun to watch...they had a weapons match last year that was classic ECW style madness. Wonder if Tony is sniffing around that... 7 footers who can take bumps and do destroyers don't grow on trees. I'd definitely pay to see him and Big Bill do a new age skyscrapers gimmick, give Stokely a leather hat and some sunglasses and just let him totally lean into it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 10, 2023, 04:22:17 AM
ROH ppv in Trenton on July 21 tix start at $20. Would any of you do it?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 10, 2023, 04:36:48 AM
ROH ppv in Trenton on July 21 tix start at $20. Would any of you do it?

Hypothetically, yes, in reality I would if I had friends who were into this stuff, but I wouldn’t go solo again.   
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 10, 2023, 05:00:05 AM
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Hypothetically, yes, in reality I would if I had friends who were into this stuff, but I wouldn’t go solo again.

In Trenton, no less. Lol.

I went to the first AEW Grand Slam solo.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 10, 2023, 05:13:18 AM
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Hypothetically, yes, in reality I would if I had friends who were into this stuff, but I wouldn’t go solo again.
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In Trenton, no less. Lol.

I went to the first AEW Grand Slam solo.

That’s a little different.  I might do Grand Slam solo.   ROH was nice to see by myself bc it was only like a 2.5 hours. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 10, 2023, 08:45:47 AM
Finally watched some of collision.

Not sure how I feel about the commentary team. I really like Kevin Kelly when he does NJPW but he doesn't seem as into it on AEW or something, it didn't have the same zing. Not a huge fan of Nigel to begin with and his shouty breathless delivery doesn't really fit for me either. It's a little too melodramatic and WWE-ish for me and just clashes with KK's serious, polite, calm delivery.

Loved Miro slipping in a line about his double jointed hot wife. His character is pretty great, an insane zealot with just a pinch of goof and weirdness. He can go from funny to scary and back in an instant. I was super into the redeemer and the neck of sand stuff so it's cool to see him doing something again.

Athena is painful on the mic but I dig her in the ring. As long as my mute button works I'll watch her and Willow knock lumps out of each other all day. I would give Athena a mouthpiece and make her into like ECW taz or Matanza from LU...just this silent sawed off badass that's brutal in the ring. Give her a new look and 3 months of squashes and you've got a main eventer.

Julia Hart still kinda sucks in the ring but her character work is awesome. One of the best repackages I've seen in a long time.

Malakai's mask promo was pretty awesome. He's definitely at his best in pre-tapes. Andrade using about 40 words in his promo but saying them slow enough to fill 3 minutes was unintentionally hilarious for me.

Juice Robinson is fuckin great. I don't know if that dude could have been anything except a pro wrestler. Somehow I'm still sick of FTR... Dax's pancake ass and HGH gut is gross to look at and he's an insufferable whiny bitch in real life. I'm a sling blade fan but this match kinda dragged ass and you've seen it all 3 times before if you've watched any NJPW tag in the last few years, plus it was too obvious who was going to win from the story. Dunno if it's just the new TV but Cash looks like he might have beefed up a little though, I don't remember him being that thick.

If you wanted to make sure I turned it off and did something else before the main event then having an Action Andretti-Scorpio Sky match was a good idea because that's exactly what happened. I just can't stomach Scorpio. .hes the blandest most off the shelf wrestler I've ever seen and has no charisma at all. Andretti is fine when he has a master like Jericho to play off but he's way too green and indy to make this one work.

I'll watch Joe and Punk later just because of the history but I kinda hate that they're gonna job Joe out since I think he's better than Punk in every way except causing controversy at this point in their careers. Really the only thing I'm pumped for about having Punk back is that him and Max might get to finish the excellent story they were building prior to brawl out.


Juice could be cartoon character/voice for an updated Taz Tasmanian Devil. FTR is terrible. It’s honestly comical they’re actually saying aloud they’re the best tag team ever.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 12, 2023, 08:28:13 PM
PAC’s back for Blood and Guts (makes sense character wise if he is now in BCC) and

GOLDEN ELITE is official if you know what that means
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 12, 2023, 10:14:30 PM
ROH ppv in Trenton on July 21 tix start at $20. Would any of you do it?

I would. I did solo dynamite and it was a little awkward at first but once I sussed out who to avoid talking to in my section I had fun. I've been to Indy shows where you'd swear they were handing out extra chromosomes at the door but the AEW audience is much more tolerable from a social (and olfactory) standpoint. I guess an ROH ppv crowd could be a little bit smarky but I don't think you're gonna be sitting next to a dude screaming "puppies!" at every female performer or anything like that. Worst case scenario I'd buy an extra ticket and drag a friend along, even if they aren't fans I feel like that's not a huge deal when you're live and the style is so fast and spot heavy.



Juice could be cartoon character/voice for an updated Taz Tasmanian Devil. FTR is terrible. It’s honestly comical they’re actually saying aloud they’re the best tag team ever.

I thought they were decent when they were kinda just apeing Arn and Tully but they bought their own hype and didn't seem to realize that it was the gimmick people were into just as much or more than them as performers. And now the gimmick is 5+ years old without any real evolution and they seem to be slowing down in the ring a bit, so whats left if that goes? Yet another "I luvvvv mah family and I work hard and I have children and did I mention I have a family and I wrestle for them so if you don't cheer for me you hate children" promo?

I think they'd be better off back in the old days not because of their style, but because the lack of social media and podcasts would maybe have kept them from getting overexposed and revealing how unlikeable Dax is as a person.

PAC’s back for Blood and Guts (makes sense character wise if he is now in BCC) and

GOLDEN ELITE is official if you know what that means

You mean they finally have a British guy in the Blackpool based group again? And a northerner no less! I don't hate it but there's like an 80% chance he gets hurt in a match like that right?

I didn't watch the show live but I skimmed it after and watched some of the Nick Wayne match because I wanted to see Swerve heel out on a teenager and he didn't disappoint. Soooo fuckin good. Need to get the TNT belt on Swerve like last week. Nick Wayne is obviously way ahead of the curve but I almost think he'd be better served jobbing out on dark for a few months just to iron out a few things and work out a character. Main eventing dynamite just seems like setting him up to not live up to expectations, especially with how Tony tends to forget about his new toys after he plays with them a few times.

His promo was kind of an eye roll for me but that might be because I already know the story. In ring he mostly hit his marks but there's definitely room to grow. I cringed at the way he turned to try and spot his landing on that superbomb spot, his reflexes let him get tucked up and flatten out in time and it does sell the rana attempt but that seems like a recipe for breaking your neck Hayabusa style at some point if it becomes a habit.

Overall I got a really young Jeff Hardy vibe from the kid though and the talent is obviously there, he bumps like gumby. I just hope they don't fully overexpose him and let him kinda naturally get some seasoning working a weekly TV style (I think he's only worked indies due to being underage).

How are you gonna show me NJPW footage of Lance Archer being one of the best big men in the world and then book him against fuckin Trent?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 12, 2023, 10:31:35 PM
Should also mention I'm just now starting to realize what Kota doing blood n guts might actually entail. In addition to being one of the best in ring performers of his generation, that dude actually has a screw loose and there's a very good chance he's going to do something bonkers. Could just be a huge moonsault as that's his Reynolds fs flip, but he's also a pretty big weirdo and I'm sure TK will let him do whatever he wants so who the fuck knows we might get him riding around on a tricycle shooting roman candles at people.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 12, 2023, 10:47:39 PM
How have you been feeling about the MJF Cole tag team?   MJF is almost selling a little too hard on his things and it comes off insincere in a way that might be unintentional, but it’s a nice change





Also, re: LA Knight.   Is the guy who everyone gets in a tizzy about if you say he’s biting the Rock really have a thing called the Yeah Movement?   That hopefully is very self-aware/tongue in cheek
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 13, 2023, 03:40:12 AM
How have you been feeling about the MJF Cole tag team?   MJF is almost selling a little too hard on his things and it comes off insincere in a way that might be unintentional, but it’s a nice change





Also, re: LA Knight.   Is the guy who everyone gets in a tizzy about if you say he’s biting the Rock really have a thing called the Yeah Movement?   That hopefully is very self-aware/tongue in cheek

I actually really enjoy it so far. Not only because Max is at his best when he's showing some humanity (like the punk angle), but also because I think Cole is much better when he's not the focal point. Also he doesn't seem to do the fake stutter nearly as often in pre-taped segments. I liked the match although it was a little weird to see MJF doing stereo superkick spots, I can't fathom how people ever came to the conclusion that he was bad in the ring though, actually I think him and Bill have some great chemistry and I wouldn't mind seeing more of them.
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 13, 2023, 04:32:46 AM
Very excited for Kota Ibushi. Been wanting to see more of him since the Cruiserweight Classic WWE put on awhile back. WWE wanted him to win that tournament but they wanted him to sign with WWE. When he wouldn't sign, they changed the winner to TJ Perkins.

Always liked PAC. He had some bangers in the fed when he was there.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 13, 2023, 04:47:20 AM
Very excited for Kota Ibushi. Been wanting to see more of him since the Cruiserweight Classic WWE put on awhile back. WWE wanted him to win that tournament but they wanted him to sign with WWE. When he wouldn't sign, they changed the winner to TJ Perkins.

Always liked PAC. He had some bangers in the fed when he was there.

Every wrestling fan needs to watch Kota Ibushi vs Cedric Alexander from the Cruiserweight Classic at least once a year.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 13, 2023, 09:49:07 AM
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Very excited for Kota Ibushi. Been wanting to see more of him since the Cruiserweight Classic WWE put on awhile back. WWE wanted him to win that tournament but they wanted him to sign with WWE. When he wouldn't sign, they changed the winner to TJ Perkins.

Always liked PAC. He had some bangers in the fed when he was there.
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Every wrestling fan needs to watch Kota Ibushi vs Cedric Alexander from the Cruiserweight Classic at least once a year.

Also the supereyepatchwolf golden lovers video if you aren't aware of the history between him and Kenny.

https://youtu.be/BQCPj-bGYro

Whole video is solid but the last 10 minutes will get you up to speed on why this is a big deal for Kenny.

Can't wait to hear Cornette and the other old southerner curmudgeons whining about this Coder Abewshy guy

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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 13, 2023, 10:10:07 AM
A nearby record store just posted copies of Be A Man on vinyl. Would you do it?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2023, 10:46:38 AM
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Very excited for Kota Ibushi. Been wanting to see more of him since the Cruiserweight Classic WWE put on awhile back. WWE wanted him to win that tournament but they wanted him to sign with WWE. When he wouldn't sign, they changed the winner to TJ Perkins.

Always liked PAC. He had some bangers in the fed when he was there.
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Every wrestling fan needs to watch Kota Ibushi vs Cedric Alexander from the Cruiserweight Classic at least once a year.
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Also the supereyepatchwolf golden lovers video if you aren't aware of the history between him and Kenny.

https://youtu.be/BQCPj-bGYro

Whole video is solid but the last 10 minutes will get you up to speed on why this is a big deal for Kenny.

Can't wait to hear Cornette and the other old southerner curmudgeons whining about this Coder Abewshy guy


I’m guessing Kenny is who JC calls TwinkleToes and if so, I just listened to Jim say he reminded him of the second coming of the Ultimate Warrior…
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 13, 2023, 12:04:44 PM
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ROH ppv in Trenton on July 21 tix start at $20. Would any of you do it?
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I would. I did solo dynamite and it was a little awkward at first but once I sussed out who to avoid talking to in my section I had fun. I've been to Indy shows where you'd swear they were handing out extra chromosomes at the door but the AEW audience is much more tolerable from a social (and olfactory) standpoint. I guess an ROH ppv crowd could be a little bit smarky but I don't think you're gonna be sitting next to a dude screaming "puppies!" at every female performer or anything like that. Worst case scenario I'd buy an extra ticket and drag a friend along, even if they aren't fans I feel like that's not a huge deal when you're live and the style is so fast and spot heavy.

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Juice could be cartoon character/voice for an updated Taz Tasmanian Devil. FTR is terrible. It’s honestly comical they’re actually saying aloud they’re the best tag team ever.
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I thought they were decent when they were kinda just apeing Arn and Tully but they bought their own hype and didn't seem to realize that it was the gimmick people were into just as much or more than them as performers. And now the gimmick is 5+ years old without any real evolution and they seem to be slowing down in the ring a bit, so whats left if that goes? Yet another "I luvvvv mah family and I work hard and I have children and did I mention I have a family and I wrestle for them so if you don't cheer for me you hate children" promo?

I think they'd be better off back in the old days not because of their style, but because the lack of social media and podcasts would maybe have kept them from getting overexposed and revealing how unlikeable Dax is as a person.

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PAC’s back for Blood and Guts (makes sense character wise if he is now in BCC) and

GOLDEN ELITE is official if you know what that means
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How are you gonna show me NJPW footage of Lance Archer being one of the best big men in the world and then book him against fuckin Trent?

Looked at spoilers and it’s a gateway for a Lance Archer/Orange Cassidy match at Battle of the Belts
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 14, 2023, 04:34:34 AM
A nearby record store just posted copies of Be A Man on vinyl. Would you do it?

1000 times YES!!!!!
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 14, 2023, 06:31:31 AM
RIP Mantaur
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Post by: krookedjuice on July 14, 2023, 07:14:17 AM
got floor seat tickets to Payback in September, i tune in and out but having adult money and seeing a big event roll through i couldn't pass it up.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 14, 2023, 09:27:53 AM
MJF & Cole is a complete rip off of the Rock & Sock Connection.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 14, 2023, 06:53:57 PM

Looked at spoilers and it’s a gateway for a Lance Archer/Orange Cassidy match at Battle of the Belts

I'd be super happy about that if I thought there was any chance Archer was winning it. Every time guys like him and Bill wrestle it reminds me how sorely lacking in size AEW is. I don't think it should be the 90s or anything, but I would be down for a real unbeatable monster run. Aside from Moxley has any AEW champ ever been over 225-230? Maybe Jericho in his fat stage, which has unfortunately been immortalized in fight forever.

I heard they finally banned a bunch of shit after all the drama about the TD91. Thank god, maybe now that the agents have to approve spots we can get a little more focus on storytelling and I can finally shake my fear that I'm going to see someone snap their neck on dynamite. Totally cool with the tiger driver because it was a signature dream match on one of their biggest cards of the year, I just don't need to see action andretti and Aaron solo busting that shit out in a dark match to try and get noticed.....Unless they're doing it to Sammy, then I'm down.

I came to the conclusion the reason this Cole thing works so well is that he's not trying to be a badass or tough guy in this one. A smarmy, insincere nerdy douche forming a sincere relationship (at least on the surface) with the devil himself is the kind of thing that just works in the wrestling context. Kinda get some festival of friendship vibes from it, and that's high praise from me. Should be fun to see how it plays out.

Atiba I know you're usually in the loop on these things, if you see or hear about a sale on the game holla atcha boi. I'm probably going to gift it to some of my homies because they all say it looks fun but balk at paying $70+ for something they're probably only gonna play in social settings or with me. My old no mercy/wm2k tag partner told me he just picked it up though, so we're going to play when he gets a chance. Unfortunately this game somehow has a worse CAW mode than the 25 year old n64 games so we can't quite recreate Demon Semen in all it's glory.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 14, 2023, 07:12:28 PM
I still run the N64 setup with World Tour, Revenge, and No Mercy.

Still maining Raven and Saturn after all these years.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 14, 2023, 07:56:47 PM
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Looked at spoilers and it’s a gateway for a Lance Archer/Orange Cassidy match at Battle of the Belts
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I'd be super happy about that if I thought there was any chance Archer was winning it. Every time guys like him and Bill wrestle it reminds me how sorely lacking in size AEW is. I don't think it should be the 90s or anything, but I would be down for a real unbeatable monster run. Aside from Moxley has any AEW champ ever been over 225-230? Maybe Jericho in his fat stage, which has unfortunately been immortalized in fight forever.

I heard they finally banned a bunch of shit after all the drama about the TD91. Thank god, maybe now that the agents have to approve spots we can get a little more focus on storytelling and I can finally shake my fear that I'm going to see someone snap their neck on dynamite. Totally cool with the tiger driver because it was a signature dream match on one of their biggest cards of the year, I just don't need to see action andretti and Aaron solo busting that shit out in a dark match to try and get noticed.....Unless they're doing it to Sammy, then I'm down.

I came to the conclusion the reason this Cole thing works so well is that he's not trying to be a badass or tough guy in this one. A smarmy, insincere nerdy douche forming a sincere relationship (at least on the surface) with the devil himself is the kind of thing that just works in the wrestling context. Kinda get some festival of friendship vibes from it, and that's high praise from me. Should be fun to see how it plays out.

Atiba I know you're usually in the loop on these things, if you see or hear about a sale on the game holla atcha boi. I'm probably going to gift it to some of my homies because they all say it looks fun but balk at paying $70+ for something they're probably only gonna play in social settings or with me. My old no mercy/wm2k tag partner told me he just picked it up though, so we're going to play when he gets a chance. Unfortunately this game somehow has a worse CAW mode than the 25 year old n64 games so we can't quite recreate Demon Semen in all it's glory.

Not super good now Twitter doesn’t let lurking anymore, but I’ll let you know


“The banned moves list includes:
unprotected chair shots to the head,
strikes to the back of the head,
blind moves backward into the turnbuckle (like the buckle bomb),
spitting,
selling like one is having a seizure.

Wrestlers are also prohibited from physical contact with the crowd, including taking food or drinks from the fans in attendance. Weapons and projectiles in the crowd are a no-no, as is bleeding in the audience.

The list of moves that require approval from above is much broader and includes things like:

Bumps on the ring apron or outside the ring
Any spot with tables/ladders/chairs
All variations of piledrivers, hurricanranas, and sit-down drivers
Using weapons and throwing objects
Choking with hands or weapons
High risk dives and top rope moves
Bleeding on purpose
Injury spots
Any spots or brawling in the crowd
Any spots involving non-wrestlers like referees and managers”
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 14, 2023, 08:14:59 PM
Would any of you actually pay to be at Wrestlemania?

Summerslam is a 10 minute bike ride from my house and I don’t think I’m doing it. I feel shitty enough paying for Peacock every month. I don’t think I can bring myself to give $75 to WWE for a bad seat.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 14, 2023, 10:55:23 PM
Some female wrestler needs to steal Pom Klementieff’s look in the new Mission Impossible for their gimmick (in particular from the Venice party - not a spoiler hah)
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 15, 2023, 03:00:14 AM
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Summerslam is a 10 minute bike ride from my house and I don’t think I’m doing it. I feel shitty enough paying for Peacock every month. I don’t think I can bring myself to give $75 to WWE for a bad seat.

https://youtu.be/1lAaKIusePE


I still run the N64 setup with World Tour, Revenge, and No Mercy.

Still maining Raven and Saturn after all these years.

One of the first things I do when I set up a computer is download project 64 and roms of all the thq games, but I haven't played on original hardware in ages.

For world tour I use the Hayabusa clone and for Revenge I usually use Hayabusa, La Parka, Jericho, or the Kobashi clone thats dressed up in BDSM gear. Wm2k and No Mercy I usually run Jericho or Angle. Sometimes taz. I used to use Benoit back in the day but stopped for obvious reasons. I'm always torn between the high flyers with the tope and springboard moves and the guys like Kobashi who have a moveset that seems to give you an advantage.

So far in FF my favorite for actually winning is Wardlow, but the most fun matches I've had so far I've been playing Fenix or Andrade so I think my next RTE is gonna either be with Andrade or Lance Archer.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 15, 2023, 06:46:09 AM
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Summerslam is a 10 minute bike ride from my house and I don’t think I’m doing it. I feel shitty enough paying for Peacock every month. I don’t think I can bring myself to give $75 to WWE for a bad seat.
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https://youtu.be/1lAaKIusePE

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I still run the N64 setup with World Tour, Revenge, and No Mercy.

Still maining Raven and Saturn after all these years.
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One of the first things I do when I set up a computer is download project 64 and roms of all the thq games, but I haven't played on original hardware in ages.

For world tour I use the Hayabusa clone and for Revenge I usually use Hayabusa, La Parka, Jericho, or the Kobashi clone thats dressed up in BDSM gear. Wm2k and No Mercy I usually run Jericho or Angle. Sometimes taz. I used to use Benoit back in the day but stopped for obvious reasons. I'm always torn between the high flyers with the tope and springboard moves and the guys like Kobashi who have a moveset that seems to give you an advantage.

So far in FF my favorite for actually winning is Wardlow, but the most fun matches I've had so far I've been playing Fenix or Andrade so I think my next RTE is gonna either be with Andrade or Lance Archer.

Oh, and let’s not forget the Steiner Screwdriver that the Abdullah clone also had. Such a lethal looking move.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 15, 2023, 07:04:37 AM
Wow you guys unlocked some memories there.   I think I logged more hours on Revenge, but it’s wild to look at those fake wrestlers and who they represented now that I have some knowledge.    Funny they used Kim Chee as a name even though that was already used for Kamala’s manager (and Brooklyn Brawler) in a masked gimmick I never quite understood. 
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 15, 2023, 06:00:54 PM
Jay White’s Sweet Chin troll to Sharpshooter spot was well played.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 16, 2023, 10:55:40 AM
Wow you guys unlocked some memories there.   I think I logged more hours on Revenge, but it’s wild to look at those fake wrestlers and who they represented now that I have some knowledge.    Funny they used Kim Chee as a name even though that was already used for Kamala’s manager (and Brooklyn Brawler) in a masked gimmick I never quite understood.

Can't forget his brother Ming Chee. Or Hanzo Mon, Dr. Frank, and Maya inca boy. Brickowski and his shitty trailer park facial hair can get fucked though. I can't remember the guy with the crop top's name but I can sure as shit picture him haha.

Anyways Kim Chee actually predates brawler and the fed, although the masked safari outfit character was originally called Friday and was played by a few different people one of which was....let's get real "wrestling is a small world" here.... Buddy Wayne.

If I remember right the story was Skandar Akbar brought Kamala in for his stable (Devastation incorporated ) but since he was from the jungle he needed a handler from deepest darkest Africa who understood his savage ways and could somewhat control him. The lore is all loosely based on an (arguably racist) fantasy art piece that Lawlers nerdy ass liked back in the day. I want to say he had it airbrushed on the side of his van, but I might be misremembering and wanting to believe that because it's so hilariously on point for him.

Kamala was managed by JJ Dillon in Memphis too, which is definitely worth checking out if you ever get bored. What survived on video is mostly studio squash matches but those are always fun and there's clips of some huge crowds with Lawler. His stuff in the UK has charm too but it's a very different style. Really good big man overall though, charismatic in his own way. I sometimes wonder if this is how i'll remember Luchasaurus in 20 years haha.

Speaking of all this politically incorrect old wrestling, I popped on some Kevin Sullivan compilation earlier and it was almost hilarious how offensive it would be considered today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e64m7VC92fE

Highlights include a very, very thinly veiled racist promo towards Tyree Pride around the 34 minute mark, and multiple instances of him slapping women around and bragging about it. Kinda tough to watch knowing how things all played out behind the scenes but also worth watching just to understand why people called the gimmick groundbreaking.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 16, 2023, 10:58:53 AM
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Wow you guys unlocked some memories there.   I think I logged more hours on Revenge, but it’s wild to look at those fake wrestlers and who they represented now that I have some knowledge.    Funny they used Kim Chee as a name even though that was already used for Kamala’s manager (and Brooklyn Brawler) in a masked gimmick I never quite understood.
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Can't forget his brother Ming Chee. Or Hanzo Mon, Dr. Frank, and Maya inca boy. Brickowski and his shitty trailer park facial hair can get fucked though. I can't remember the guy with the crop top's name but I can sure as shit picture him haha.

Anyways Kim Chee actually predates brawler and the fed, although the masked safari outfit character was originally called Friday and was played by a few different people one of which was....let's get real "wrestling is a small world" here.... Buddy Wayne.

If I remember right the story was Skandar Akbar brought Kamala in for his stable (Devastation incorporated ) but since he was from the jungle he needed a handler from deepest darkest Africa who understood his savage ways and could somewhat control him. The lore is all loosely based on an (arguably racist) fantasy art piece that Lawlers nerdy ass liked back in the day. I want to say he had it airbrushed on the side of his van, but I might be misremembering and wanting to believe that because it's so hilariously on point for him.

Kamala was managed by JJ Dillon in Memphis too, which is definitely worth checking out if you ever get bored. What survived on video is mostly studio squash matches but those are always fun and there's clips of some huge crowds with Lawler. His stuff in the UK has charm too but it's a very different style. Really good big man overall though, charismatic in his own way. I sometimes wonder if this is how i'll remember Luchasaurus in 20 years haha.

Speaking of all this politically incorrect old wrestling, I popped on some Kevin Sullivan compilation earlier and it was almost hilarious how offensive it would be considered today.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e64m7VC92fE

Highlights include a very, very thinly veiled racist promo towards Tyree Pride around the 34 minute mark, and multiple instances of him slapping women around and bragging about it. Kinda tough to watch knowing how things all played out behind the scenes but also worth watching just to understand why people called the gimmick groundbreaking.

 https://youtu.be/2q_loRhqrU4 (https://youtu.be/2q_loRhqrU4)

This one definitely wouldn’t fly today.

And speaking of our Nerf helmeted friend, I finally watched Dark Side of the Ring Chris & Tammy today. Shame they didn’t mention Sunny Days or the Ahmed Johnson / Sabu stories. Crazy she’s facing like 25 behind bars.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 17, 2023, 02:08:03 AM
Tammy is just an awful human being. The absolute worst kind of entitled. I have total confidence that if she weren't locked up she would be out drinking and driving today despite having already killed someone. That being said the OSW review of her porn is one of the funniest pieces of wrestling media I've ever consumed. I will never not laugh at her farting while she's trying as hard as she can to be sexy.

Anyone else watch triplemania? I watched collision and some of botb but I've seen enough FTR and njpw matches to not really care anymore so I flipped on triplemania and got sucked in. It was fun but pretty bonkers. I forgot just how much of lucha libre is just scattershot insanity. Baseball mascots having a "bull fight"...pagano coming out in a zoot suit to wrestle vampiro who looked like he could die at any second (and got hurt immediately)...a ref so old he takes longer than 3 seconds to get down for the count...random rap performances and ufc stars... Qt Marshall using barbed wire and light tubes to beat Penta...Sam Adonis doing some classic gringo heel race baiting and fat bloody old la parka doing planchas.. unprotected chair shots to the head galore ...there's a little bit of everything on these shows.

Anyways they had a battle royale that was basically the Jack Cartwheel show. If that kid ever gets on AEW tv their crowd is going to absolutely gobble him up. He appeals to the Indy marks, the flippy shit crowd, the insecure about their height crowd that also loves John Silver (who is built almost the same), and to dudes that me who think his arm tassels and tiny trunks make him look like a really short stripper. All he needs is a little bowtie and hat. Strap the rocket to him!
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2023, 11:35:26 AM
Interesting the next two eps of Dark Side are bash at the beach 2000 and bam Bam bigelow.   Didn’t realize he had a tragic outcome.   Finale is Janetty which will be interesting
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 19, 2023, 11:50:09 AM
Interesting the next two eps of Dark Side are bash at the beach 2000 and bam Bam bigelow.   Didn’t realize he had a tragic outcome.   Finale is Janetty which will be interesting

He rescued some people from a burning building and ended up dying in a motorcycle accident.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 19, 2023, 12:00:35 PM
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He rescued some people from a burning building and ended up dying in a motorcycle accident.

Ah did not know that.    Bash at the Beach will be nice.   It’s been a bit since they did an event based one, even though I kinda already know the gist of this story. 
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 19, 2023, 10:10:06 PM
Got my first 7 star match in fight forever entirely accidentally...I did a ladder match with Hangman and Cole that was a 10 minute spot fest with 2.99's for both guys and I found out that you can interact with the screens at the top of the ramp. Won't spoil it, but play around with them if you haven't. Gameplay is just so good, like the actual matches are insanely fun and just the right amount of hard/random to build tension in the match. If they put the money in to polish it up/actually finish it (how is there no commentary during the matches?) I feel comfortable saying it would be in contention for the best wrestling game of all time.

Interesting the next two eps of Dark Side are bash at the beach 2000 and bam Bam bigelow.   Didn’t realize he had a tragic outcome.   Finale is Janetty which will be interesting

The homie here told me the janetty is going to be bonkers. I feel like everyone has a Marty story, so I can only imagine.

Bam bam seemed strung out towards the end from what I remember. I know he took that mma fight against kimo (that he swore was a work even though it clearly wasn't) and did some other questionable payday stuff like that. I have a generally positive recollection of him and as a performer he was fantastic even from the early days so I'm curious to see what I learn.

I just watched the JYD episode and it was pretty solid. Loved seeing/hearing Ernie Ladd and being reminded why he was one of the best talkers ever period bar none. Had to laugh at Tony Atlas making sure everyone knows about his foot fetish, regardless of the medium or relevance to the story or point he's making. I don't know that I agree about koko and Tony's conclusion that the reason Vince didn't push him like Watts was racism...I think Dog just didn't get over with the northern and Midwestern audiences that were a big part of the feds expansion. I also think Teddy Long is probably full of shit with that Watts bathroom story. Watts loved JYD and you could hear in his voice how much respect he had for him when he'd speak about him and I don't think he'd ever say something bad or derogatory about him. Shit he even brought Dog in first chance he got when WCW gave him the book, and that was after Dog betrayed him. I'd trust him over a dude like Teddy who I don't think ever even worked for Midsouth.

I might watch the Adonis and Abby ones later. I'm curious to see what his peers have to say about Abdullah since I don't think very much of him as either a worker or human being.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 19, 2023, 10:32:24 PM
Yeah the Abby one didn't really change much of my opinion. Him being old and decrepit doesn't magically excuse being an elementary school dropout willing to do absolutely anything for even the slightest amount of money no matter who it hurt and lying so much he can never keep his stories straight. I don't believe 90% of what he says and I don't think anyone else should because the end game is always the same - he wants money. He's just a fat sloppy carny who stole the sheiks gimmick and deserves everything he got. The fact he wouldn't even comment on the hep c stuff speaks volumes about him. We're supposed to believe you managed to navigate 40 years of contracts with every major organization and have owned a fucking restaurant for decades but didn't know you were being sued because you can't read? Bullshit. He was scared to show up to court because he knew he was guilty and now he's trying to garner sympathy to keep the last bit of money he has and the worst part is seeing that his caregiver buys into it. Look at all the boys' reaction when asked and you can tell it's a lie.
 
Hannibal is also a gigantic piece of shit who shoot stabbed a ref in the ring at an Indy show last year so he gets zero sympathy from me as well. They're cut from the same cloth so it's only fitting they have the same blood running through them now.

Edit - Tony Atlas is also full of shit. First goes on and on about how Abby had razors on his fingers and used to cut you and stab you without your permission all the time, then says it's Hannibals fault because he let Abby cut him? I guess I shouldn't put too much stock in what city park dwelling resident foot fetishist saba simba says but that just rubbed me the wrong way. This is a situation where despite both being massive turds, one is clearly wrong.

I feel like I need to take a shower after watching that episode. Good work Busey.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2023, 12:42:54 AM
Yeah the Abby one didn't really change much of my opinion. Him being old and decrepit doesn't magically excuse being an elementary school dropout willing to do absolutely anything for even the slightest amount of money no matter who it hurt and lying so much he can never keep his stories straight. I don't believe 90% of what he says and I don't think anyone else should because the end game is always the same - he wants money. He's just a fat sloppy carny who stole the sheiks gimmick and deserves everything he got. The fact he wouldn't even comment on the hep c stuff speaks volumes about him. We're supposed to believe you managed to navigate 40 years of contracts with every major organization and have owned a fucking restaurant for decades but didn't know you were being sued because you can't read? Bullshit. He was scared to show up to court because he knew he was guilty and now he's trying to garner sympathy to keep the last bit of money he has and the worst part is seeing that his caregiver buys into it. Look at all the boys' reaction when asked and you can tell it's a lie.
 
Hannibal is also a gigantic piece of shit who shoot stabbed a ref in the ring at an Indy show last year so he gets zero sympathy from me as well. They're cut from the same cloth so it's only fitting they have the same blood running through them now.

Edit - Tony Atlas is also full of shit. First goes on and on about how Abby had razors on his fingers and used to cut you and stab you without your permission all the time, then says it's Hannibals fault because he let Abby cut him? I guess I shouldn't put too much stock in what city park dwelling resident foot fetishist saba simba says but that just rubbed me the wrong way. This is a situation where despite both being massive turds, one is clearly wrong.

I feel like I need to take a shower after watching that episode. Good work Busey.


Yeah it was a weird feeling Ep.   The fact that no peers outside of the nice guy Mick Foley and uh Tony Atlas wanted to be on camera with him spoke volumes.   

I enjoyed Adonis, but it felt surface level in the way that a 42 minute run time will bite you sometimes.   I saw someone on Twitter comment that his Adorable promos would be regarded as face promos these days
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 20, 2023, 06:11:30 AM
Adonis episode was good. His LJN figure was actually one of my first two wrestling action figures (because who only buys one figure for their first wrestler).

I never knew him and Spivey buried the hatchet.

I’m conflicted about watching Abdullah. I have a feeling that that episode will make skin crawl. Also don’t want to watch hepatitis stories on my leisure time.

AEW dance off last night was entertaining. Big lol at Sammy being called the Spanish god and having absolutely no rhythm.

Still deciding if I should go to the ROH ppv tomorrow night. Between that, the Quasi premiere on Saturday, and Dinosaur Jr on Sunday, I may end up exhausted by Monday morning.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 20, 2023, 06:37:58 AM
Adonis episode was good. His LJN figure was actually one of my first two wrestling action figures (because who only buys one figure for their first wrestler).

I never knew him and Spivey buried the hatchet.

I’m conflicted about watching Abdullah. I have a feeling that that episode will make skin crawl. Also don’t want to watch hepatitis stories on my leisure time.

AEW dance off last night was entertaining. Big lol at Sammy being called the Spanish god and having absolutely no rhythm.

Still deciding if I should go to the ROH ppv tomorrow night. Between that, the Quasi premiere on Saturday, and Dinosaur Jr on Sunday, I may end up exhausted by Monday morning.


Re: Abdullah - It’s not that gruesome.   Nothing shown or discussed is that graphic that you haven’t seen in other matches like that

 I have a feeling, based off B and G that Cesaro and PAC could face off
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 20, 2023, 12:01:09 PM
Jumping into the Abdullah one tonight. Wish I would have done that last night instead of watching Dynamite. Holy hell.....that main event was purely just a  high school play & so many times was there was blank time/space between moves, punches, blows, you name it. The fact that Moxely still insists on coming out with a fork as his go to & then spends all of this time with Adam Page only to be the one bleeding the most (besides Yuta who also was clearly acting & looked like he was in the circus) is comical. Even Omega looked disorganized. It just was not good by any means. I think I am done with AEW for a while.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 21, 2023, 12:29:12 PM
Going to ROH tonight.

Look at this card:

ROH World Championship: Claudio Castagnoli (c) vs. PAC

ROH Women’s World Championship: Athena (c) vs. Willow Nightingale

ROH World Television Championship: Samoa Joe (c) vs. Dalton Castle

ROH Pure Championship: Katsuyori Shibata (c) vs. Daniel Garcia

ROH World Tag Team Championship: Lucha Bros (c) vs. The Kingdom vs. Best Friends vs. Aussie Open

ROH World Six-Man Championship: Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun, & Toa Liona (c) vs. Master Wato, Ryusuke Taguchi, & Leon Ruffin

Fight Without Honor: Evil Uno, Alex Reynolds, & John Silver vs. Vincent, Dutch, & Stu Grayson
Komander vs. Gravity

The Zero Hour pre-show includes:

Action Andretti & Darius Martin vs. JD Drake & Anthony Henry

Leyla Hirsch vs. Trish Adora

Josh Woods vs. Tracy Williams in Pure rules
AR Fox vs. Shane Taylor
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 12:55:26 PM
Pretty good card.   Funny that they had to add Joe last minute bc he no longer needs to take time off to promote Twisted Metal bc of the actors strike
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 21, 2023, 01:22:39 PM
Pretty good card.   Funny that they had to add Joe last minute bc he no longer needs to take time off to promote Twisted Metal bc of the actors strike

Why Grayson vs Uno though?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 21, 2023, 02:10:37 PM
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Pretty good card.   Funny that they had to add Joe last minute bc he no longer needs to take time off to promote Twisted Metal bc of the actors strike
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Why Grayson vs Uno though?

I don’t have Honor Club, but I think the story is that team has been trying to steal him away from Dark Order
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on July 22, 2023, 04:24:46 AM
AEW dance off last night was entertaining.

Daniel Garcia aggressively dancing out of the turnbuckle at the ref made me laugh very hard.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 22, 2023, 10:07:53 AM
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Daniel Garcia aggressively dancing out of the turnbuckle at the ref made me laugh very hard.

That dance is gold. He threw a few of them down Vs Shibata last night.

Can’t wait to see someone in the NFL do it after scoring a td.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 22, 2023, 11:11:29 AM
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AEW dance off last night was entertaining.
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Daniel Garcia aggressively dancing out of the turnbuckle at the ref made me laugh very hard.

He’s a pretty damn good heel.   Loved him at Battle of LA.   Has really broken out of his shell compared to when he first debuted
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 24, 2023, 02:56:54 AM
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Daniel Garcia aggressively dancing out of the turnbuckle at the ref made me laugh very hard.

He did this thing with Aubrey a week or two back where he like twirls her like they're going to properly dance (she's one of them ballroom chicks iirc so she like naturally goes with it) and then he starts doing the dance and she gets instantly disgusted and dives out of the ring while he's super confused for a moment, then goes right back to the dance. I fucking lost it. Now take that guy and put him in a storyline with Andrade and I promise you'll have a money feud.

I usually don't like Shibata matches and this one was no different but Garcia trying to pop his hips and start dancing as he's fading out of the sleeper was one of my highlights for sure.

I didnt have time to watch all of death before dishonor and rampage but I skimmed to see a few things. I had to stop for a second on the embassy 6 man because cheeseburgers illegitimate son Leon Ruffin appears to have somehow lost weight and Cage is bigger than ever. Cage looks kinda awesome in long tights too. I want to hear Cornette review that match just so he can react to the difference between the two. Apparently Cage is doing unhinged 80s style shouty roid and coke promos now too. Guys moving up my list.

The dark order have fallen so far they're now wrestling ROH hardcore matches against Stu, some big guy scared to blade himself properly, and Rob Zombie. So weird. Hell of a table bump from Stu but the most interesting thing about the match for me was trying to figure out if anti-abdullah was the bear country guy or not. I don't think he's big enough though

So fuckin stoked to see how over Willow is too. I  Love those wrestlers who don't even get pushed but are just undeniable. As cringeworthy as her promos and some of her character work is, Athena is top notch in the ring and that match was pretty awesome. They knocked lumps out of each other just like I was hoping. The first O face to start the ending sequence was one of the stiffest and most legit looking stunners of any sort I've seen in a while. Willow just crumpled on her shoulder. Classic story told well, and man both girls can really fucking work. High marks from me.

Komander wrestled some guy that I'm not sure if he was supposed to be an astronaut or an Italian motorcycle racer but he adjusts his mask more than anyone I've ever seen. How can Taurus wrestle with a full fucking bull head on and barely touch it but these guys with jockstraps and pantyhose can't stop touching them?

The main event for me was, of course, Dalton Castle and Joe. Two of my absolute favorite modern wrestlers for entirely different reasons. It was...ok I guess? It wasn't great like I was hoping. First there was a little more gaga than I would like for a title match...one of the best things about ROH castle was that he would get kinda serious when there was a belt in contention. Then it was a little bit of a style clash as both guys typically work best as technical powerhouses. Dalton can sell, but it's not what he does best so it never really got into second gear for me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 24, 2023, 05:32:39 AM
You don’t think Willow gets pushed?   Won the Owen cup and was in the first female Main Event in ROH history
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 25, 2023, 05:50:40 AM
All time favorite wrestler?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 27, 2023, 12:33:54 PM
Man that Von Erich movie looks bad.  Imagine casting your leads and choosing two guys no taller than 5’7” to play those guys
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 27, 2023, 02:26:05 PM
All time favorite wrestler?

This will probably change if you get me rambling long enough  to remember older ones but off the top of the dome these are the dudes who've probably influenced my tastes the most

- Dustin
- ECW RVD
- Taker
- WCW Jericho
- Muta
- Liger
- I think I'm actually ready to put MJF here. I can't recall ever having more fun with wrestling than I've had watching this kid. Everything he touches is just gold.

Modern faves

- Dalton Castle
- Swerve
- Ospreay and to a lesser extent Kenny
- Rhea
- Willow
- Penta & Fenix

Definitely forgetting a few
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 27, 2023, 05:02:38 PM
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All time favorite wrestler?
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This will probably change if you get me rambling long enough  to remember older ones but off the top of the dome these are the dudes who've probably influenced my tastes the most

- Dustin
- ECW RVD
- Taker
- WCW Jericho
- Muta
- Liger
- I think I'm actually ready to put MJF here. I can't recall ever having more fun with wrestling than I've had watching this kid. Everything he touches is just gold.

Modern faves

- Dalton Castle
- Swerve
- Ospreay and to a lesser extent Kenny
- Rhea
- Willow
- Penta & Fenix

Definitely forgetting a few

Mine:

1. HBK

2. Ravishing Rick Rude

3. Sting

4. Ron Simmons

5. Raven

Nowadays:

1. Steen

2. Seth

3. Claudio

4. Sami

5. Swerve
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 27, 2023, 07:45:20 PM
@busey Bam Bam Bigelow Episode ruled. Loved that DDP was in a bunch of it. Only remark is that I wish there was tad more digging into why Bam Bam was jumping around from WWf/E to WCW back to WWF then ECW. I know Andre put him in his place but it felt that it was just dropped. Honestly though I really liked that episode & commend you mates on it. Well done on having solid interviews from his family & just the archival footage.


FAVORITE WRESTLERS OF ALL TIME (LAUGH AWAY)

Kurt Angle (Not IMPACT)
Chris Benoit
The Undertaker
Brett Hart
Brock Lesnar
Randy Orton
Shelton Benjamin (still sour as to how he never got the push he deserved)
RVD (WWF/E)  I have a very cool vintage RVD shirt gifted from Marisa Dal Santo which I need to wear.
Gunther
Ilja Dragunov


HONORABLE MENTIONS
Y2J
Christian
Ultimo Dragon
Eddie Guerrero
WCW Goldberg
British Bulldog
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 27, 2023, 07:47:07 PM
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All time favorite wrestler?
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This will probably change if you get me rambling long enough  to remember older ones but off the top of the dome these are the dudes who've probably influenced my tastes the most

- Dustin
- ECW RVD
- Taker
- WCW Jericho
- Muta
- Liger
- I think I'm actually ready to put MJF here. I can't recall ever having more fun with wrestling than I've had watching this kid. Everything he touches is just gold.

Modern faves

- Dalton Castle
- Swerve
- Ospreay and to a lesser extent Kenny
- Rhea
- Willow
- Penta & Fenix

Definitely forgetting a few


Loved when WCW Jericho brought that list of 1000 moves to the ring to read of to prove to Dean Malenko he was the rightful champ.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 28, 2023, 04:25:05 AM
ARMBAR!!!!!!!
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Post by: busey on July 28, 2023, 04:31:55 AM
@busey Bam Bam Bigelow Episode ruled. Loved that DDP was in a bunch of it. Only remark is that I wish there was tad more digging into why Bam Bam was jumping around from WWf/E to WCW back to WWF then ECW. I know Andre put him in his place but it felt that it was just dropped. Honestly though I really liked that episode & commend you mates on it. Well done on having solid interviews from his family & just the archival footage.

thanks man! yeah, time limits for episodes always leave up for debate what to keep and what unfortunately gets cut. would love a special or something where we get to include all the incredible stuff that didn't end up making it in.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 28, 2023, 06:07:19 AM
A Haku episode is what’s best for business. 😂
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2023, 08:55:40 AM
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@busey Bam Bam Bigelow Episode ruled. Loved that DDP was in a bunch of it. Only remark is that I wish there was tad more digging into why Bam Bam was jumping around from WWf/E to WCW back to WWF then ECW. I know Andre put him in his place but it felt that it was just dropped. Honestly though I really liked that episode & commend you mates on it. Well done on having solid interviews from his family & just the archival footage.

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thanks man! yeah, time limits for episodes always leave up for debate what to keep and what unfortunately gets cut. would love a special or something where we get to include all the incredible stuff that didn't end up making it in.

I’d be fascinated to hear more about working for the Mexican judge
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on July 28, 2023, 10:24:25 AM

ROH World Six-Man Championship: Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun, & Toa Liona (c) vs. Master Wato, Ryusuke Taguchi, & Leon Ruffin


Dude Master Wato is real sick he was one of the best performers I saw when I went to the New Japan show in Tokyo a few months ago.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2023, 10:53:50 AM
A Haku episode is what’s best for business. 😂

I’d love that but I think that’s more for the Territories show.   He bit a guys nose off who wouldn’t stop fucking with him in a bar and then got sued.   I think that’s the darkest his life got
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on July 28, 2023, 11:00:35 AM
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A Haku episode is what’s best for business. 😂
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I’d love that but I think that’s more for the Territories show.   He bit a guys nose off who wouldn’t stop fucking with him in a bar and then got sued.   I think that’s the darkest his life got

You think Hardbody Harrison would be too dark?

Also really disappointed in the lack of Shawn Michaels love on here.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 28, 2023, 11:32:28 AM
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A Haku episode is what’s best for business. 😂
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I’d love that but I think that’s more for the Territories show.   He bit a guys nose off who wouldn’t stop fucking with him in a bar and then got sued.   I think that’s the darkest his life got
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You think Hardbody Harrison would be too dark?

Also really disappointed in the lack of Shawn Michaels love on here.

Well I just did the Cornette watch along for Michaels v Vader so I’m not feeling too charitable towards him


If they’re not doing Ring Boy Scandal, I don’t think they’ll do Hardbody.   
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2023, 01:16:15 AM
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Dude Master Wato is real sick he was one of the best performers I saw when I went to the New Japan show in Tokyo a few months ago.

Wato, Taichi, and Yoshi Hashi (despite his default facial expression of baffled) have all really impressed me over the last few NJPW shows I've watched.

Watched a little bit of rampage... they had a (what else?) battle royale with both big Bill and Satnam in the ring at the same time which was hilarious to see given how many Indy midgets they have on the roster.

Guess Komander's push is over, won't be shocked if he's back in AAA full time in a few months. He's wrestling Kip Saballerrina on rampage (which is quite the albatross to begin with) and now he's been saddled with the painfully awkward Alex Abrahantes. Hes probably a nice guy but I get the worst Martin Prince "spring forth, burly protector!" energy from that dude any time he's on screen.

Saw a clip of Dom Mysterio being asked if he would ever reconcile with his dad and he said it wasn't possible because Eddie's dead. I'm sure someone fed that line to him but I'll be damned if I didn't mark out a little. I know you hate him Atiba but as a heel there's something to that kid.

Also realized that in my faves list I forgot Jamie Hayter, who is my favorite female maybe ever. Really sad to hear she won't be ready for Wembley, I hope they figure out a way to get her in for a surprise run in or something because she deserves the monumental hometown pop she would surely get. I know she's not from Lahhhndon like Ospreay but she is a southerner at least.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 29, 2023, 01:40:06 AM
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ROH World Six-Man Championship: Brian Cage, Bishop Kaun, & Toa Liona (c) vs. Master Wato, Ryusuke Taguchi, & Leon Ruffin

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Dude Master Wato is real sick he was one of the best performers I saw when I went to the New Japan show in Tokyo a few months ago.
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Wato, Taichi, and Yoshi Hashi (despite his default facial expression of baffled) have all really impressed me over the last few NJPW shows I've watched.

Watched a little bit of rampage... they had a (what else?) battle royale with both big Bill and Satnam in the ring at the same time which was hilarious to see given how many Indy midgets they have on the roster.

Guess Komander's push is over, won't be shocked if he's back in AAA full time in a few months. He's wrestling Kip Saballerrina on rampage (which is quite the albatross to begin with) and now he's been saddled with the painfully awkward Alex Abrahantes. Hes probably a nice guy but I get the worst Martin Prince "spring forth, burly protector!" energy from that dude any time he's on screen.

Saw a clip of Dom Mysterio being asked if he would ever reconcile with his dad and he said it wasn't possible because Eddie's dead. I'm sure someone fed that line to him but I'll be damned if I didn't mark out a little. I know you hate him Atiba but as a heel there's something to that kid.

Also realized that in my faves list I forgot Jamie Hayter, who is my favorite female maybe ever. Really sad to hear she won't be ready for Wembley, I hope they figure out a way to get her in for a surprise run in or something because she deserves the monumental hometown pop she would surely get. I know she's not from Lahhhndon like Ospreay but she is a southerner at least.


I believe Kip Sabian was a replacement for the injured Scorpio Sky

Apparently Hayter might be out for the year
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 29, 2023, 03:04:59 PM


I believe Kip Sabian was a replacement for the injured Scorpio Sky

Apparently Hayter might be out for the year

My point still stands haha, I'd almost put Kip over Scorpio Sky at this point. They're both charisma vacuums but at least Kip is hateable in a grating "you're trying too hard" way...Scorpio is just turn the channel or fall asleep for me. Seems like Tony got his new Gravity figure so Komander is going back in the toy box. I'm not super impressed by rope walks unless the guy is big enough to make them sag, so neither guy does much for me. Still, I did have to laugh at him booking Gravity against Pac just so they could make a "hey don't you remember me?" joke.


Edit - just saw the collision graphic for tonight...Samoa Joe vs Gravity lol. They're also doing buddy vs Andrade in a ladder match and MJF/Cole vs FTR so I might actually watch.


@SHAQUEEFA you playing Fight Forever? We gotta get some matches together if you are. I'm not "good" in the getting the pin sense but I like to set up wild spots and have good matches. I've been trying to figure out if it's possible to do shit off a ladder in the ring through a table on the outside but it's almost impossible to set up unless you have someone else to put them on the table.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 29, 2023, 04:05:34 PM
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I believe Kip Sabian was a replacement for the injured Scorpio Sky

Apparently Hayter might be out for the year
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My point still stands haha, I'd almost put Kip over Scorpio Sky at this point. They're both charisma vacuums but at least Kip is hateable in a grating "you're trying too hard" way...Scorpio is just turn the channel or fall asleep for me. Seems like Tony got his new Gravity figure so Komander is going back in the toy box. I'm not super impressed by rope walks unless the guy is big enough to make them sag, so neither guy does much for me. Still, I did have to laugh at him booking Gravity against Pac just so they could make a "hey don't you remember me?" joke.


Edit - just saw the collision graphic for tonight...Samoa Joe vs Gravity lol. They're also doing buddy vs Andrade in a ladder match and MJF/Cole vs FTR so I might actually watch.


@SHAQUEEFA you playing Fight Forever? We gotta get some matches together if you are. I'm not "good" in the getting the pin sense but I like to set up wild spots and have good matches. I've been trying to figure out if it's possible to do shit off a ladder in the ring through a table on the outside but it's almost impossible to set up unless you have someone else to put them on the table.

Yeah Scorpio Sky can definitely go to Impact.   They’ve tried, they’ve belted him, it’s just not going to happen
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 29, 2023, 06:42:31 PM
Baffles me AEW didn’t want Bret Hart as an agent, just as a manager

Next week - CM Punk vs Ricky Starks for the disputed AEW title.   Special ref - Ricky Steamboat
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 30, 2023, 12:35:27 AM
Were Cornette and Adam Cole in ROH at the same time?   Kinda hate he picks on him about his physique.   Adam can wrestle and he gets super over and his style matches his body.    Anyways, enjoyed that tag match and Tony had better land this MJF Adam Cole storyline well bc the fans def want them to stay together for a bit
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Post by: Sativa Lung on July 30, 2023, 08:56:40 AM
Buddy might legit have the best physique in wrestling so I kinda wrote him off as another tingle in Vince's slacks but he's had enough bangers in AEW that I have to give him his due. That ending sequence was really well done despite all the moving parts and places it could have gone wrong and Julia impressed the hell out of me with her character work. Andrade is on a different level...I think I left him off my faves list but he's up there too and I'm so down for a Babyface run where he gets his flowers.That sunset bomb spot was madness...why are all the golden age of NXT guys so good at ladder matches?

Hahaha fuck yes Suzuki. I can't believe they fucked up his entrance by having kaze ni nare so quiet you could barely hear it but that match fucked pretty hard too. Darby is a way better technical wrestler than most people realize and the transitions and holds were great.

Toni storm promo was almost enough to make me turn it off. I like her but man that gimmick is just a waste of time.

Skipped most of punks whiny "I never lost" promo. Sorry dude I just don't care.

Ngl I marked the fuck out for Joe mocking gravity's stupid walk and then just fucking destroying him in 3 moves. That was the most beautiful booking I've seen in a while.

Juice Robinson is definitely trying too hard but he's so dedicated to being wacky that it kinda works for me.

Legit forgot Mercedes Martinez existed.

Max and Cole are so good together. MJF showing his humanity in this angle so much leads me to believe Cole is going to betray him, perhaps setting him off into full devil mode for the inevitable Punk feud. I can't imagine him hugging kids (wasn't that on the no-no list?) and mugging for the crowd for any other reason than to betray them.

The match was so-so. I've been pretty vocal about how over FTR I am and sadly not even Max could make it work for me. I was looking for a fast forward button for half the match because, like most of their matches, it felt like it was long just for the sake of being long. They really aren't even that good, I think they're kinda like punk in that they got over as much because the fans wanted to show their displeasure with what the rest of the fed was doing as because they were actually good. Also doesn't help that Dax's gear might be even more unflattering than his personality.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on July 30, 2023, 01:53:39 PM
NXT Great America Bash

Dragunov VS Hayes


How I would love to see Dragunov take it…..


Interference from Bronn or Corbin will end that. Maybe a surprise appearance by McDonugh…..
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 01, 2023, 06:04:28 AM
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@SHAQUEEFA you playing Fight Forever? We gotta get some matches together if you are. I'm not "good" in the getting the pin sense but I like to set up wild spots and have good matches. I've been trying to figure out if it's possible to do shit off a ladder in the ring through a table on the outside but it's almost impossible to set up unless you have someone else to put them on the table.
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I'm not really a gamer, I bought an XBox years ago and only got Madden for it, but that shit got too crazy with the controls and wasn't fun. I basically just use the XBox as a hub for my streaming apps.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 01, 2023, 07:54:41 AM
Bash at the Beach tonight.   


There should be some TNA event ones like the Tito Ortiz ep or Hogan going to TNA
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 02, 2023, 04:39:56 AM
@busey Bash at the Beach episode was great. I remember it well when it happened but the episode really covered the in-depth side of it or should I say the perspectives Eric Bischoff & Russo which highlights that someone is a liar & Hulk Hogan truly is an egomaniac. I will say that Jeff Jarrett being candid but professional was cool to see as you can tell he is Wrestling to the core.

This reminds of when I met the Honkey Tonk Man in person (got an autographed figure MOC in my wrestling figure case) & there was a Q & A & one of the questions was about the World Championship. He openly discussed how Bret Hart was written to lose it but much like Hogan, he had so much creative control that he refused to do so when it was in the works for him to lose to The Honkey Tonk Man. Its wild to think about who else has this control as I immediately think about Brock Lesnar (huge fan since his debut), Reigns, & I am sure some others.

Regardless, well done on the episode as it kept my interest & now I am going to go back & watch Bash at the Beach.

Speaking go WCW nonsense, who remembers this?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uBATjbsWTc
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Post by: busey on August 02, 2023, 05:00:36 AM
thanks man! putting it together was a lot harder than i thought because of all the different versions of the story and also knowing hogan was never going to sit down and give us his side. at least hogan gave me the quote "that doesn't work for me, brother" that i say to our cat when he wakes me up at 5am for food.
i haven't actually seen the final version so i'm stoked to sit down later and watch. the finale next week of marty jannety i know is going to be an instant classic.

for real, thank you dudes for watching! all the countless hours of working on this show and stressing out has been all worth it knowing that you have been enjoying it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 02, 2023, 07:00:17 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l7p-3SFhhQ&pp=ygUYa2V2aW4gbmFzaCBibG9vZCBtaXNzZXMg


Here’s the full clip featuring unmasked Mysterio & Juventud Guererra. Love they are scared & can’t fathom what’ll happen when Nash gets to the ring. Also Russo throwing some heat at Nash & his past was neat.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 02, 2023, 07:26:10 AM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6l7p-3SFhhQ&pp=ygUYa2V2aW4gbmFzaCBibG9vZCBtaXNzZXMg


Here’s the full clip featuring unmasked Mysterio & Juventud Guererra. Love they are scared & can’t fathom what’ll happen when Nash gets to the ring. Also Russo throwing some heat at Nash & his past was neat.

“You think you can beat The Rock? Why, because a couple of months ago you were down south beating some jabroni named Juventud!?” 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 02, 2023, 10:49:15 AM
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/wwe-boss-vince-mcmahon-hit-federal-grand-jury-subpoena-search-warrant-rcna97784

Please. Please. PLEASE Put his ass in a cell with Trump and let them try to oneup each other with stories of all the women they've "grabbed by the pussy" and then intimidated and paid for silence.

Edit - I'm starting to question the timing of this "spinal surgery" now. Last time Vince was in legal trouble he did the same shit and then wore a neck brace to court to try and garner sympathy from the jury.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 02, 2023, 12:16:50 PM
It’s weird that the week the Adrian Adonis ep skipped was the week (maybe even day) he died.   Not sure if that was intentional or not. 

Even weirder that the Bash on the Beach ep was on 8/1 the Tito Ortiz day.   

I think a Curtain Call story would be interesting, but I don’t know if that’s a long enough story or particularly “Dark”.   Might have to go to a Tales of the Territories type show about the Death of Kayfabe
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 02, 2023, 06:25:32 PM
Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on August 02, 2023, 06:51:05 PM
Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
Mikey Whipwreck is a trainer for AEW, too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 03, 2023, 12:27:46 AM
Enjoyed seeing the roster praise Tony after the end of Dynamite 200.   AEW has been a lovely alternative bc it’s baggage free.   I don’t have to feel gross by supporting it and by all accounts they seem to treat their employees right.  I remember Jake the Snake in his first year at AEW being shocked they got him a cake for his birthday bc that had never happened to him in his career.   

Booking and Moxley blood aside, I’m excited for the company to keep growing, and it’s only really going to hit that next step when all it’s shows and PPVs go on streaming services for free. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 03, 2023, 12:43:01 PM
Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to

Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 03, 2023, 01:11:15 PM
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.

Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 03, 2023, 01:48:01 PM
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.

I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 03, 2023, 01:55:22 PM
Big fan of RVD but what the hell was he trying to say during the interview……

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 04, 2023, 02:18:01 AM
Rewatched the 3 way from dynamite... Penta's red gear is always awesome and that avalanche destroyer through the table was just fucked up. Couple great tack bumps too. I don't think anyone else is as hyped on him as I am but he just has that intangible cool factor and I kinda dig this garbage wrestling phase he's been in lately because he doesn't fuck around. Dude's kind of like a modern La Parka.

Im actually totally cool with Moxley doing those matches if it keeps him out of the main event. They really need a class on how to not be so obvious about blading though... like surely Jarrett could show them? When I watch the old guys I swear it's always either off camera or totally imperceptible but like every AEW match I have to watch guys reaching up and pulling something off their wrist tape then awkwardly trying to do the deed laying in the corner. Just do what Flair used to and stick your entire head under the apron.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2023, 03:05:56 AM
Rewatched the 3 way from dynamite... Penta's red gear is always awesome and that avalanche destroyer through the table was just fucked up. Couple great tack bumps too. I don't think anyone else is as hyped on him as I am but he just has that intangible cool factor and I kinda dig this garbage wrestling phase he's been in lately because he doesn't fuck around. Dude's kind of like a modern La Parka.

Im actually totally cool with Moxley doing those matches if it keeps him out of the main event. They really need a class on how to not be so obvious about blading though... like surely Jarrett could show them? When I watch the old guys I swear it's always either off camera or totally imperceptible but like every AEW match I have to watch guys reaching up and pulling something off their wrist tape then awkwardly trying to do the deed laying in the corner. Just do what Flair used to and stick your entire head under the apron.

Agreed on a lot - especially loving penta

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 04, 2023, 08:37:09 AM
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
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I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.

We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2023, 12:55:03 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
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I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
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We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.

Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 04, 2023, 01:18:11 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
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I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
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We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
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Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows

Ok, not Bret. Him and HBK buried the hatchet.

The weekly shows were really good during that era.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2023, 01:26:02 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
[close]

I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
[close]

We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
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Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows
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Ok, not Bret. Him and HBK buried the hatchet.

The weekly shows were really good during that era.

Vader was another one

 I remember basically just one match with someone you care about and then like a Kona Reeves 5 minute thing.    The main events were good, but can’t be too hard to book a match a week and 4 PPVs a year
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 04, 2023, 02:02:54 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
[close]

I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
[close]

We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
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Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows
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Ok, not Bret. Him and HBK buried the hatchet.

The weekly shows were really good during that era.
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Vader was another one

 I remember basically just one match with someone you care about and then like a Kona Reeves 5 minute thing.    The main events were good, but can’t be too hard to book a match a week and 4 PPVs a year

I never knew about Vader’s issues with the Kliq. He didn’t strike me as a shoot guy. I want tea with my shoots. Like Ole Anderson is an entertaining shoot interview to me.

They tried so hard to make Kona Reeves a thing.

I went to NXT Takeover Philly in 2018 and Italy full credit for starting the “Dallas Sucks” chants aimed at Ember Moon.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 04, 2023, 02:05:43 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
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I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
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We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
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Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows
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Ok, not Bret. Him and HBK buried the hatchet.

The weekly shows were really good during that era.
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Vader was another one

 I remember basically just one match with someone you care about and then like a Kona Reeves 5 minute thing.    The main events were good, but can’t be too hard to book a match a week and 4 PPVs a year
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I never knew about Vader’s issues with the Kliq. He didn’t strike me as a shoot guy. I want tea with my shoots. Like Ole Anderson is an entertaining shoot interview to me.

They tried so hard to make Kona Reeves a thing.

I went to NXT Takeover Philly in 2018 and Italy full credit for starting the “Dallas Sucks” chants aimed at Ember Moon.

Don’t get me wrong, I loved that era of NXT, but booking that was very different than booking 2-5 hours a week
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 04, 2023, 02:11:20 PM
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Hah slow ECW invasion trickle.   Sabu, now RVD.   Wonder when Rhyno is coming and if Sandman is in any shape to
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Judging by the Indy appearances and stuff he was doing a few years ago it's a miracle sandman is alive, but I could still see him coming out and caning someone. Not sure if Tony would pony up for Enter Sandman though, and as much as I love him Sandman is just not that good without the whole entrance.

Im glad he paid for walk but it seemed pretty lost on the audience. I'm assuming most of the crowd is either too young or new to wrestling to have experienced un-dubbed ECW and didn't know who it was until they flashed his name on the screen. Maybe if it was Philly/NY/Baltimore where ECW has established history the pop would have been better. Not sure if I'm particularly excited to see him wrestle since he didn't look particularly lithe (still has some hops though) but I don't want to look up recent matches to see if he can still go and ruin it for myself if he can. Gonna be interesting to see what he can do with Jungle Boy because there's definitely some similarities there style wise, I bet he was an influence on him.

The MJF Cole thing is really looking like it's gonna be Cole betraying Max the more I think about it.  Maybe that's why Roddy is there and freaking out...not because he's worried about Cole being betrayed, but because he's going to do what he did to him with UE to someone else. I'm thinking we end up with either a double heel turn or face MJF vs Punk, since it's pretty obvious that's going to be the next program.
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Rhyno to me is synonymous with the garbage years of ECW (post 1997).

I also think HHH retaking the booking for WWE is what’s best for business.

I didn’t know Riddle skate(s/d), but I’m not surprised he’s hyped on Creature.

I think Jack Perry would be more over if they have him his dad’s 90210 gimmick because his promo work is horrendous.
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I don’t know about HHH.   He’s loads better than Vince booking wise, but does that make him good, or just not bad?   He’s also a creep in his own way, but nothing illegal.  I just couldn’t support any promotion that platforms Logan Paul.
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We can file this one under unpopular opinions, but I’m a huge Kliq fan.

HBK’s my favorite wrestler and Hall and Nash are up there for me.

I’ve noticed every wrestler I’ve seen shoot on the Kliq was always someone mid to begin with. Like Shane Douglas? Come on…his best work was in ECW and even the Triple Threat was weak. The Corre was a better stable lol.

I just think HHH is the best current booker in wrestling. Wayy better than Tony Khan playing with real life action figures.

HHH gave us NXT 2013-2018. Those were the best things WWE has had going since the Attitude Era. He introduced the world to Shinsuke Nakamura, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens.
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Bret Hart mid?    Let’s not forget HHH was involved in the screw job and what he did to Chyna.   

Golden era of NXT was basically taking ROH’s toys and doing wwE ROH.   All he had to do was book a takeover bc there wasn’t much going on in the weekly shows
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Ok, not Bret. Him and HBK buried the hatchet.

The weekly shows were really good during that era.
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Vader was another one

 I remember basically just one match with someone you care about and then like a Kona Reeves 5 minute thing.    The main events were good, but can’t be too hard to book a match a week and 4 PPVs a year
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I never knew about Vader’s issues with the Kliq. He didn’t strike me as a shoot guy. I want tea with my shoots. Like Ole Anderson is an entertaining shoot interview to me.

They tried so hard to make Kona Reeves a thing.

I went to NXT Takeover Philly in 2018 and Italy full credit for starting the “Dallas Sucks” chants aimed at Ember Moon.
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Don’t get me wrong, I loved that era of NXT, but booking that was very different than booking 2-5 hours a week

Why did my phone autocorrect “take” to “Italy”? Lol.

[url] https://youtu.be/YO55lPt1J-o[url]

This was one of my favorite Takeover moments. Sanity’s debut during that tag tournament was pretty sick too.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 05, 2023, 01:03:16 AM
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Rewatched the 3 way from dynamite... Penta's red gear is always awesome and that avalanche destroyer through the table was just fucked up. Couple great tack bumps too. I don't think anyone else is as hyped on him as I am but he just has that intangible cool factor and I kinda dig this garbage wrestling phase he's been in lately because he doesn't fuck around. Dude's kind of like a modern La Parka.

Im actually totally cool with Moxley doing those matches if it keeps him out of the main event. They really need a class on how to not be so obvious about blading though... like surely Jarrett could show them? When I watch the old guys I swear it's always either off camera or totally imperceptible but like every AEW match I have to watch guys reaching up and pulling something off their wrist tape then awkwardly trying to do the deed laying in the corner. Just do what Flair used to and stick your entire head under the apron.
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Agreed on a lot - especially loving penta

I just made the La Parka connection during that match but it's actually probably the best modern comp for him - they're both traditional lucha guys who embraced the hardcore style, always get a reaction from the live crowd, and dress like skeletons. Wonder if Penta is gonna have a couple sons and start shooting on Gringos late in his career.

Every time I end up Twitter or Reddit I see the absolute worst wrestling takes, but today might have been the worst yet...I saw someone saying in all seriousness that the "stealth MVP" of full gear was.... Satnam Singh. That was the show MJF won the belt on, the first bo7 trio match, and really the beginning of them getting back on track as a promotion, but nah it was the giant guy who actually wasn't even in a match and just did some interference spots who REALLY carried the show.

Don't have any plans tonight at the moment, so I might watch collision. I don't know if I'm at full Collider status yet, but I did like what I saw last week.

Oh and I've been binge watching late era Stampede (87-90) lately and it's been very enjoyable for a dude who loves campy territories. It's the most I've seen of really young Pillman and he was a natural for sure, especially on the mic. Lots of pre-malaria Steve Blackman too, dude would have been a decent bland babyface but I like him better in his silent badass WWF run. What keeps me watching it is that Bruce Hart is probably the most unintentionally hilarious wrestler I've ever seen. He looks like shit and mumbles and stumbles through every promo, but he will tell you with a straight face he was better than Bret or Owen haha. I know he's nowhere near big enough for a Dark Side, but I would love to hear what awful things hes surely done. I know when he was a teacher he fucked and impregnated one of his students when she was 14 or 15 but Stu made them get married and managed to keep a lid on it.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 05, 2023, 03:29:38 PM
Summerslam predictions?

Anyone going?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 05, 2023, 07:48:18 PM
Wembley Matches so far

Young Bucks vs FTR - Rubber Match
Samoa Joe vs CM Punk
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 05, 2023, 08:20:51 PM
Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 05, 2023, 09:52:47 PM
Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.

Vince stepped away bc he had major spinal surgery and more indictments
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 05, 2023, 09:56:06 PM
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Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.
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Vince stepped away bc he had major spinal surgery and more indictments

That was actually my first thought.

Also corroborates my HHH being the best current booker in wrestling argument.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 05, 2023, 10:02:54 PM
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Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.
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Vince stepped away bc he had major spinal surgery and more indictments
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That was actually my first thought.

Also corroborates my HHH being the best current booker in wrestling argument.

I know he doesn’t touch Roman stuff, but i can’t believe how over that shit is.    It seems like it’s been the same fucking story beat every time.    Next PPV will be Jimmy vs Jey and the Solo will turn on Bloodline
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 06, 2023, 05:08:15 AM
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Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.
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Vince stepped away bc he had major spinal surgery and more indictments
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That was actually my first thought.

Also corroborates my HHH being the best current booker in wrestling argument.
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I know he doesn’t touch Roman stuff, but i can’t believe how over that shit is.    It seems like it’s been the same fucking story beat every time.    Next PPV will be Jimmy vs Jey and the Solo will turn on Bloodline

Bloodline might be a top 5 all time storyline. I think Sami helped get it over with how much he made them all break character. That whole storyline finally got Roman reigns over.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 06, 2023, 08:53:21 AM
Could be more on me because I don't watch Raw/SD anymore, but I got home from the bar and threw on the main event and couldn't believe my disappointment seeing Roman win again thanks to outside interference. I know it's kind of his gimmick but I can't help but feel every wrestler in the WWE is beyond stupid for not making a friend or 2 backstage and say hey help me out this week I'll give you a title shot. I know I'm working myself into a shoot and overthinking it but I can't stand this unstoppable champ only because of outside interference
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 06, 2023, 01:26:08 PM
Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.

Gonna assume you posted this before the Rousey match haha. That is, unfortunately, where I tuned in (on a pirated stream) and I think I made it through about a minute before going to make food. Makes the fact they bumped Trish vs Becky off the card that much worse. I did watch the Balor vs Seth match while I ate but it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. I felt like it really needed 5 more minutes and for Balor to be on the offensive for most of it for that finish to really hit. Main event was a bit of a popcorn fart too. I know they were never going to have an Uso be the one who breaks Roman's streak but it's pretty same old shit without Sami to keep it fun.

I did watch some of collision too..Joe cut a killer promo as usual but overall they definitely seemed like they took it easy since they were up against ss. The punk vs starks thing was kinda meh for me. I hate when the match seems like an afterthought and they're just going through the motions to get to the post-match angle. I knew Steamboat was gonna take some kind of bump once I saw him wearing multiple shirts but I thought it was going to be a table bump or something, definitely wasn't expecting him to have a live action Roots scene reenactment. Brian Cage would be proud because Ricky definitely got his shit in there.

The more Stampede I watch the more convinced I become that Ed Whalen is a top 10 commentary guy. He's basically the Canadian Lance Russell.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 06, 2023, 01:47:22 PM
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Summerslam is PPV of the year so far.

Not a single bad match yet. Every match has been an A grade easily. Match storytelling all around was great.

Even Logan Paul’s match with Ricochet was amazing.

The women’s triple threat match is match of the night and if Dave Meltzer doesn’t give that five stars, he’s smoking wet.

The cash in afterwards was great, but kinda sad bc Bianca Belair looks to be legit hurt.

Has to be HHH behind the reins here.
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Gonna assume you posted this before the Rousey match haha. That is, unfortunately, where I tuned in (on a pirated stream) and I think I made it through about a minute before going to make food. Makes the fact they bumped Trish vs Becky off the card is that much worse. I did watch the Balor vs Seth match while I ate but it wasn't as good as I wanted it to be. I felt like it really needed 5 more minutes and for Balor to be on the offensive for most of it for that finish to really hit. Main event was a bit of a popcorn fart too. I know they were never going to have an Uso be the one who breaks Roman's streak but it's pretty same old shit without Sami to keep it fun.

I did watch some of collision too..Joe cut a killer promo as usual but overall they definitely seemed like they took it easy since they were up against ss. The punk vs starks thing was kinda meh for me. I hate when the match seems like an afterthought and they're just going through the motions to get to the post-match angle. I knew Steamboat was gonna take some kind of bump once I saw him wearing multiple shirts but I thought it was going to be a table bump or something, definitely wasn't expecting him to have a live action Roots scene reenactment. Brian Cage would be proud because Ricky definitely got his shit in there.

The more Stampede I watch the more convinced I become that Ed Whalen is a top 10 commentary guy. He's basically the Canadian Lance Russell.

I actually went and took a dump while doing Duolingo lessons during that match.

I don’t watch MMA and hate cross sport rules gimmick matches.

I came back right as Shayna Baszler one. I was just really happy to see her go over.

The rest of the card was incredible, with not a single bad match.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 07, 2023, 05:57:51 AM
All that matters is Gunther remains the Intercontinental champion. Drew McIntyre will continue to be boring & awful on the microphone.

LA Knight getting his moment ruled too.

Brock & Cody was my favorite. Just well done & absolutely going into a Kurt Angle/Brock friendship storyline which was one of my favorites as a teen.
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 07, 2023, 04:24:54 PM
Big night for the Paul brothers, they both won rigged fights!

Gunther is amazing.

Bloodline story stays really good.

MMA fight was awful. Bayzler and Ronda are awful.

Brock and Cody was pretty good but how many times does Cody need to do that springboard kick in one match?

But it is nice to have a few WWE things that are crushing that I look forward to seeing.

LA Knight is the most over dude in all wrestling right now, hope WWE can capitalize.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 08, 2023, 06:19:54 AM
Big night for the Paul brothers, they both won rigged fights!

Gunther is amazing.

Bloodline story stays really good.

MMA fight was awful. Bayzler and Ronda are awful.

Brock and Cody was pretty good but how many times does Cody need to do that springboard kick in one match?

But it is nice to have a few WWE things that are crushing that I look forward to seeing.

LA Knight is the most over dude in all wrestling right now, hope WWE can capitalize.


The MMA fight reminded me of the KO matches with Bradshaw, Williams & Holly. Just silence too. A bummer as I do like Rousey.
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Post by: Sativa Lung on August 09, 2023, 12:45:25 AM
Big night for the Paul brothers, they both won rigged fights!

Gunther is amazing.

Bloodline story stays really good.

MMA fight was awful. Bayzler and Ronda are awful.

Brock and Cody was pretty good but how many times does Cody need to do that springboard kick in one match?

But it is nice to have a few WWE things that are crushing that I look forward to seeing.

LA Knight is the most over dude in all wrestling right now, hope WWE can capitalize.

I have a feeling Knight is going to burn out eventually and do the thing where he refuses to change his gimmick and just takes it to impact and then progressively less prestigious indy shows. He can talk but I don't see anything from him that keeps me engaged and wanting to watch his matches or a character I can identify with and get invested in. Basically mr. Kennnedy all over again.

Whats the deal with MMM? Im out of the loop since I don't watch the TV but last time I saw something with them it was very good comedy work and I enjoyed it. Maxxine had that "I know this is a cookie cutter character but I'm making the most of it" thing too which I like...Lana was the same way.

Started reading a few chapters of a book about Stampede that I found online and Im thinking maybe we DO need a Hart family Dark Side that focuses on everything besides Bret and Owen. I really just want to hear the Bruce Hart stories because I think he might secretly be the biggest IRL heel in wrestling. Aside from being bad in the ring, mumbling through every promo for 20 years and having the most hilariously awkward "I wish I was the Fonz" wardrobe, he was also apparently a jealous, delusional fuckwad who genuinely thought he was better than his brothers and deserved their spot in the fed.

Oh and can't forget about the fact he was a schoolteacher who knocked up his 14 year old student and had to marry her so Stu could keep the story somewhat under wraps. Basically everything I've seen or read about the guy points to him being super unlikeable and I feel like you'd find some gold if you started digging there
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 09, 2023, 02:06:43 AM
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Big night for the Paul brothers, they both won rigged fights!

Gunther is amazing.

Bloodline story stays really good.

MMA fight was awful. Bayzler and Ronda are awful.

Brock and Cody was pretty good but how many times does Cody need to do that springboard kick in one match?

But it is nice to have a few WWE things that are crushing that I look forward to seeing.

LA Knight is the most over dude in all wrestling right now, hope WWE can capitalize.
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I have a feeling Knight is going to burn out eventually and do the thing where he refuses to change his gimmick and just takes it to impact and then progressively less prestigious indy shows. He can talk but I don't see anything from him that keeps me engaged and wanting to watch his matches or a character I can identify with and get invested in. Basically mr. Kennnedy all over again.

Whats the deal with MMM? Im out of the loop since I don't watch the TV but last time I saw something with them it was very good comedy work and I enjoyed it. Maxxine had that "I know this is a cookie cutter character but I'm making the most of it" thing too which I like...Lana was the same way.

Started reading a few chapters of a book about Stampede that I found online and Im thinking maybe we DO need a Hart family Dark Side that focuses on everything besides Bret and Owen. I really just want to hear the Bruce Hart stories because I think he might secretly be the biggest IRL heel in wrestling. Aside from being bad in the ring, mumbling through every promo for 20 years and having the most hilariously awkward "I wish I was the Fonz" wardrobe, he was also apparently a jealous, delusional fuckwad who genuinely thought he was better than his brothers and deserved their spot in the fed.

Oh and can't forget about the fact he was a schoolteacher who knocked up his 14 year old student and had to marry her so Stu could keep the story somewhat under wraps. Basically everything I've seen or read about the guy points to him being super unlikeable and I feel like you'd find some gold if you started digging there


Wasn’t he already there as Eli Drake?   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Nth syd bear on August 09, 2023, 07:57:09 AM
Just got done watching Marty Jannetty dark side of the ring episode.

Imo one of the better episodes this season.   

I wish the episodes were a little bit longer.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on August 09, 2023, 08:32:58 AM
Just got done watching Marty Jannetty dark side of the ring episode.

Imo one of the better episodes this season.   

I wish the episodes were a little bit longer.

This season was super hit or miss for me but this episode was definitely the highlight. From the last few minutes of Al Snow and Jannetty’s old friend it definitely sounds like that “story” wasn’t just for wrestling.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 09, 2023, 06:42:04 PM
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Big night for the Paul brothers, they both won rigged fights!

Gunther is amazing.

Bloodline story stays really good.

MMA fight was awful. Bayzler and Ronda are awful.

Brock and Cody was pretty good but how many times does Cody need to do that springboard kick in one match?

But it is nice to have a few WWE things that are crushing that I look forward to seeing.

LA Knight is the most over dude in all wrestling right now, hope WWE can capitalize.
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I have a feeling Knight is going to burn out eventually and do the thing where he refuses to change his gimmick and just takes it to impact and then progressively less prestigious indy shows. He can talk but I don't see anything from him that keeps me engaged and wanting to watch his matches or a character I can identify with and get invested in. Basically mr. Kennnedy all over again.

Whats the deal with MMM? Im out of the loop since I don't watch the TV but last time I saw something with them it was very good comedy work and I enjoyed it. Maxxine had that "I know this is a cookie cutter character but I'm making the most of it" thing too which I like...Lana was the same way.

Started reading a few chapters of a book about Stampede that I found online and Im thinking maybe we DO need a Hart family Dark Side that focuses on everything besides Bret and Owen. I really just want to hear the Bruce Hart stories because I think he might secretly be the biggest IRL heel in wrestling. Aside from being bad in the ring, mumbling through every promo for 20 years and having the most hilariously awkward "I wish I was the Fonz" wardrobe, he was also apparently a jealous, delusional fuckwad who genuinely thought he was better than his brothers and deserved their spot in the fed.

Oh and can't forget about the fact he was a schoolteacher who knocked up his 14 year old student and had to marry her so Stu could keep the story somewhat under wraps. Basically everything I've seen or read about the guy points to him being super unlikeable and I feel like you'd find some gold if you started digging there
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Wasn’t he already there as Eli Drake?   

LA Knight still has a lot to prove. He was absolutely cooked by The Miz on Raw. The Miz is a great test and solid first feud for him as he’s an excellent orator with more experience. This feud will determine if Knight should get a push.
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 10, 2023, 04:20:57 AM
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Just got done watching Marty Jannetty dark side of the ring episode.

Imo one of the better episodes this season.   

I wish the episodes were a little bit longer.
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This season was super hit or miss for me but this episode was definitely the highlight. From the last few minutes of Al Snow and Jannetty’s old friend it definitely sounds like that “story” wasn’t just for wrestling.

Jannetty episode was real good but IMO the best episode of the season was Doink.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 10, 2023, 06:37:46 AM
@busey well done with the Jannetty episode. Not my favorite of the series but it was still a joy to watch. Top ones of this season was definitely Doink, Bash at the Beach, Magnum TA & Bam Bam Bigelow.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 10, 2023, 07:11:20 AM
My favorite part of the Jannetty episode was Al Snow talking about Marty like a disappointed father.

Second favorite was the actual footage of the motorcycle in the India hotel lobby.

Third was the interview with a real life ring rat. The years were not kind to her either.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 10, 2023, 07:36:41 AM
DSOR: "Yeah Marty, we talked to Karen, she said you two were in a relationship, was she your girlfriend?"

Marty: "Yeah, in St. Louis, hahahha"
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 10, 2023, 07:59:26 AM
Dynamite last night was again just a huge let down. BCC continues to be the worse. Just seeing Moxley sit in the corner not even trying to break up the pins & missing the mark on the double team piledriver (Fenix & Penta did too) just was blatantly obvious & probably made things even more dangerous as these idiots are out there doing moves they are not confident in.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 10, 2023, 08:01:40 AM
My favorite part of the Jannetty episode was Al Snow talking about Marty like a disappointed father.

Second favorite was the actual footage of the motorcycle in the India hotel lobby.

Third was the interview with a real life ring rat. The years were not kind to her either.


The motorcycle footage was insane. And also just the discussion of him getting fired one week before WWE was going to take him back & pay him 1,000,00.00 is wild & confirms that he is unhinged or as he says, “GAT”.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 12, 2023, 03:16:14 PM


Wasn’t he already there as Eli Drake?   

Yeah, I more meant I don't see him being any other character for the rest of his career except maybe a desperate repackage towards the end of his deal. He's probably LA knight (or LA Nights when he hits the indies) now, for better or worse. Same thing happened with Kennedy/Anderson. Obviously the guy can cut a promo but he's a bit boring and cookie cutter in the ring and I feel like unless he fixes that he's gonna end up in that "go out and warm up the crowd" curtain jerking spot they used to put road dogg in rather than a major title picture. I really think changing his gear and style would help with the walmart Rock write-off too. When you do tiny graphic trunks and black boots and pads and start throwing finger wavey elbow drops you can't really get mad when people draw that parallel.

Marty ep was really good for me, but not so much as a wrestling story as just a bio of a troubled dude who might be too charming for his own good.

Al Snow seems like he would be a good dad...I hope hes involved as a guest in future seasons. Eloquent dude, his palpable paternal disappointment was a highlight for me as well shaqueefster.

Was stoked to see Pat Tanaka too since I've watched a lot of AWA this month. Funny that Beefcake ended up with a Missy Hyatt clone too. Nice to see he's pretty useless in interviews too... Dude just grabbed Hogan's coattails and coasted through life on them. Potentially to get a better grip if you believe what Linda Hogan says.

As for the dirt - I love that Marty's "hacker" managed to perfectly mirror his writing style and penchant for typos and strange punctuation use when making the post about wanting to bang his daughter. Totally wasn't you dude! With the murder thing I don't doubt that the police in his hillbilly town are incompetent enough to not find anything but on the other hand the guy is a compulsive liar and attention seeker so it's really difficult to wholeheartedly believe anything he says. I think most of his stories take a shred of truth and then tightly encapsulate it with bullshit but it's impossible to tell what's what. Good shit Busey.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 12, 2023, 05:05:59 PM
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Yeah, I more meant I don't see him being any other character for the rest of his career except maybe a desperate repackage towards the end of his deal. He's probably LA knight (or LA Nights when he hits the indies) now, for better or worse. Same thing happened with Kennedy/Anderson. Obviously the guy can cut a promo but he's a bit boring and cookie cutter in the ring and I feel like unless he fixes that he's gonna end up in that "go out and warm up the crowd" curtain jerking spot they used to put road dogg in rather than a major title picture. I really think changing his gear and style would help with the walmart Rock write-off too. When you do tiny graphic trunks and black boots and pads and start throwing finger wavey elbow drops you can't really get mad when people draw that parallel.

Marty ep was really good for me, but not so much as a wrestling story as just a bio of a troubled dude who might be too charming for his own good.

Al Snow seems like he would be a good dad...I hope hes involved as a guest in future seasons. Eloquent dude, his palpable paternal disappointment was a highlight for me as well shaqueefster.

Was stoked to see Pat Tanaka too since I've watched a lot of AWA this month. Funny that Beefcake ended up with a Missy Hyatt clone too. Nice to see he's pretty useless in interviews too... Dude just grabbed Hogan's coattails and coasted through life on them. Potentially to get a better grip if you believe what Linda Hogan says.

As for the dirt - I love that Marty's "hacker" managed to perfectly mirror his writing style and penchant for typos and strange punctuation use when making the post about wanting to bang his daughter. Totally wasn't you dude! With the murder thing I don't doubt that the police in his hillbilly town are incompetent enough to not find anything but on the other hand the guy is a compulsive liar and attention seeker so it's really difficult to wholeheartedly believe anything he says. I think most of his stories take a shred of truth and then tightly encapsulate it with bullshit but it's impossible to tell what's what. Good shit Busey.


Isn’t that kinda appropriate for the Greta Van Fleet of the Attitude era is exactly what they’re known for - unforgettable promos and forgettable matches (Everyone except the legends)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 13, 2023, 07:23:39 PM
I'd say WWE still have some really great matches, but they're buried on the undercard or just don't get the attention they deserve because they prioritize the sizzle over the steak. It's a different style but there's enough Codys and Seths and on the roster that they're gonna blind squirrel a few.

I watched the bash at the beach dark side episode this morning. Jesus Christ Busey, I feel sorry if you had to be there with Russo... I feel like people who feel the need to literally shout their story in your face are almost always full of shit. Dude has a serious victim complex. Bischoff is the stereotype of brown nosed corporate schmoozer come to life but Russo's ego and need for attention pretty much killed one of the most historic promotions in history. Just an unbearable manchild and definitely a pathological liar. Cornette's venom for him goes a little overboard but his criticisms are pretty spot on. When you catch him in a lie (not hard) or present him with evidence that counters his claims he just defaults to "bro I don't even care about wrestling" so he's developed about as much as your average 14 year old.

I'm glad they reminded me of the dusty "thith ith my ass..if you weeell" and gave us some classic rainman-esque Meltzer clips though

Collision was a mixed bag. I don't watch ROH so I was surprised to see the bear country repackage. Beefcake Boulder is raw and has no clue what his character is supposed to be but you can't teach size like that and he can really move. Wanna see them in some matches with HoB just so I can see how he does with a guy close to his size.

I always hear how Mercedes Martinez is a veteran and good worker and shit but 90% of the time I watch her she's half a step behind and sloppy as hell. Really stood out against Willow and Stat who are crisp on almost everything. I know they're trying to set up a match but there's no world that Diamante and Mercedes should be beating your women's champ and a top contender, dumb cheating spot or not.

Can we just have Joe squash Indy guys and cut promos on all the shows? Bring back Luigi Primo and get the Michael Jackson guy in and tell Joe to just kill them.

Main event was pretty boring for me. Felt a bit like a vanity match that Punk booked to prove he could still hang with the young guys (though he really can't). Apparently he grabbed the mic and started shooting on hangman again to the live crowd for no reason after the match? Dude is an HBK level diva which is ironic given his Bret fetish. Cant wait for him to cause more unprofessional drama weeks out from the biggest show in the company's history.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on August 14, 2023, 04:38:45 AM
@busey well done with the Jannetty episode. Not my favorite of the series but it was still a joy to watch. Top ones of this season was definitely Doink, Bash at the Beach, Magnum TA & Bam Bam Bigelow.
thanks! doink was one of my favourites too


I watched the bash at the beach dark side episode this morning. Jesus Christ Busey, I feel sorry if you had to be there with Russo... I feel like people who feel the need to literally shout their story in your face are almost always full of shit. Dude has a serious victim complex. Bischoff is the stereotype of brown nosed corporate schmoozer come to life but Russo's ego and need for attention pretty much killed one of the most historic promotions in history. Just an unbearable manchild and definitely a pathological liar. Cornette's venom for him goes a little overboard but his criticisms are pretty spot on. When you catch him in a lie (not hard) or present him with evidence that counters his claims he just defaults to "bro I don't even care about wrestling" so he's developed about as much as your average 14 year old.
it was so hard to put together because everyone tells a different story. do you believe russo's version of the story at all?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 14, 2023, 05:04:38 AM
I'd say WWE still have some really great matches, but they're buried on the undercard or just don't get the attention they deserve because they prioritize the sizzle over the steak. It's a different style but there's enough Codys and Seths and on the roster that they're gonna blind squirrel a few.

I watched the bash at the beach dark side episode this morning. Jesus Christ Busey, I feel sorry if you had to be there with Russo... I feel like people who feel the need to literally shout their story in your face are almost always full of shit. Dude has a serious victim complex. Bischoff is the stereotype of brown nosed corporate schmoozer come to life but Russo's ego and need for attention pretty much killed one of the most historic promotions in history. Just an unbearable manchild and definitely a pathological liar. Cornette's venom for him goes a little overboard but his criticisms are pretty spot on. When you catch him in a lie (not hard) or present him with evidence that counters his claims he just defaults to "bro I don't even care about wrestling" so he's developed about as much as your average 14 year old.

I'm glad they reminded me of the dusty "thith ith my ass..if you weeell" and gave us some classic rainman-esque Meltzer clips though

Collision was a mixed bag. I don't watch ROH so I was surprised to see the bear country repackage. Beefcake Boulder is raw and has no clue what his character is supposed to be but you can't teach size like that and he can really move. Wanna see them in some matches with HoB just so I can see how he does with a guy close to his size.

I always hear how Mercedes Martinez is a veteran and good worker and shit but 90% of the time I watch her she's half a step behind and sloppy as hell. Really stood out against Willow and Stat who are crisp on almost everything. I know they're trying to set up a match but there's no world that Diamante and Mercedes should be beating your women's champ and a top contender, dumb cheating spot or not.

Can we just have Joe squash Indy guys and cut promos on all the shows? Bring back Luigi Primo and get the Michael Jackson guy in and tell Joe to just kill them.

Main event was pretty boring for me. Felt a bit like a vanity match that Punk booked to prove he could still hang with the young guys (though he really can't). Apparently he grabbed the mic and started shooting on hangman again to the live crowd for no reason after the match? Dude is an HBK level diva which is ironic given his Bret fetish. Cant wait for him to cause more unprofessional drama weeks out from the biggest show in the company's history.

Bear Country repackage happened a while back.   It felt pretty unnecessary, almost like a Fed move
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 14, 2023, 02:09:01 PM
Just realized RAW is in town, probably gonna grab some last minute nose bleed tickets and go
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 14, 2023, 06:17:39 PM
Just realized RAW is in town, probably gonna grab some last minute nose bleed tickets and go

Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 14, 2023, 06:20:40 PM
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Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda

The dead time is for commercial breaks
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on August 14, 2023, 06:33:34 PM
Just realized RAW is in town, probably gonna grab some last minute nose bleed tickets and go
I was there last week, actually one of the better live events I've been to. I have to admit, it is fun to be in a stadium with 10,000 people booing as loud as possible at one person (Dom)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 14, 2023, 06:35:29 PM
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Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda
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The dead time is for commercial breaks

I understand but the commercials could be better placed. Whats the point in going in person if theres close to 25 minutes straight of videos playing a bit of backstage segments and but mostly ads for 2k23 and stone colds podcast and nothing happening live. They have been filling in the commercials more in the second hour with a DX crotchchop cam and a WWE Universe dance party instead of watching people stand around in the ring for no reason

Agree @blurst_of_times the boos Dom gets was crazy to see live


Edit: the whole wrestler 1 enters. Cut to commercial, comeback with an unrelated backstage segment. Cut to wrestler 1 standing in the ring with there music suddenly playing again after they entered 5 mins ago. Wrestler 2 enters Really kills the flow and crowd hype
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 14, 2023, 06:41:20 PM
Just found out my homie is getting my ticket for Sunday night of Wrestlemania.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 14, 2023, 06:43:06 PM
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Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda
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The dead time is for commercial breaks
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I understand but the commercials could be better placed. Whats the point in going in person if theres close to 25 minutes straight of videos playing a bit of backstage segments and but mostly ads for 2k23 and stone colds podcast and nothing happening live. They have been filling in the commercials more in the second hour with a DX crotchchop cam and a WWE Universe dance party instead of watching people stand around in the ring for no reason

Agree @blurst_of_times the boos Dom gets was crazy to see live


Yeah, but that’s the Fed.   It’s never been a wrestle heavy program
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Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda
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The dead time is for commercial breaks
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I understand but the commercials could be better placed. Whats the point in going in person if theres close to 25 minutes straight of videos playing a bit of backstage segments and but mostly ads for 2k23 and stone colds podcast and nothing happening live. They have been filling in the commercials more in the second hour with a DX crotchchop cam and a WWE Universe dance party instead of watching people stand around in the ring for no reason

Agree @blurst_of_times the boos Dom gets was crazy to see live
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Yeah, but that’s the Fed.   It’s never been a wrestle heavy program

100% but only it felt like I paid to watch a TV show, wouldve been nice to have more happen in the ring or on the stage instead of backstage, it was mostly just staring at a giant screen instead of seeing the people I paid to see live. Still enjoyed it, everything that happened was good match and promos. Enjoyed Smackdown and AEW more this year for live shows, Smackdown felt like much more happened in less time
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Holy shit theres a lot of dead time for a live show. Like they showed a pre taped promo. Went to commercial and cameback with a recap of Smackdown. Went backstage for a pointless interview with Riddle and Drew says he will consider being his partner and riddle enters the ring so i guess he couldnt find anyone else. WTF how pointless and then another commercial for good measure. This shit is just WWE Network Peacock propaganda
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The dead time is for commercial breaks
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I understand but the commercials could be better placed. Whats the point in going in person if theres close to 25 minutes straight of videos playing a bit of backstage segments and but mostly ads for 2k23 and stone colds podcast and nothing happening live. They have been filling in the commercials more in the second hour with a DX crotchchop cam and a WWE Universe dance party instead of watching people stand around in the ring for no reason

Agree @blurst_of_times the boos Dom gets was crazy to see live
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Yeah, but that’s the Fed.   It’s never been a wrestle heavy program
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100% but only it felt like I paid to watch a TV show, wouldve been nice to have more happen in the ring or on the stage instead of backstage, it was mostly just staring at a giant screen instead of seeing the people I paid to see live. Still enjoyed it, everything that happened was good match and promos. Enjoyed Smackdown and AEW more this year for live shows, Smackdown felt like much more happened in less time

Hah yeah I did Smackdown once and I agree with everything you said, plus the mic’ed mat kinda drove me crazy. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 15, 2023, 07:25:31 AM
 It’s official, I’m going to Wrestlemania.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 15, 2023, 08:36:27 AM
It’s official, I’m going to Wrestlemania.

Hell Yeah, every fans dream
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 15, 2023, 11:56:04 AM
I may need to go to Wrestlemania too. I’m an hour from Philadelphia
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Captain No Cab on August 15, 2023, 04:12:43 PM
Off topic slightly, but does anyone know the reasoning behind Billy Corgan's fascination with wrestling? Went to see the Pumpkins earlier this year and every set was sandwiched with pro wrestling, honestly one of the best live shows Ive seen as a result.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 15, 2023, 04:16:25 PM
Off topic slightly, but does anyone know the reasoning behind Billy Corgan's fascination with wrestling? Went to see the Pumpkins earlier this year and every set was sandwiched with pro wrestling, honestly one of the best live shows Ive seen as a result.

He owns a promotion (NWA)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 16, 2023, 04:06:26 AM
Congrats Pat


Bear Country repackage happened a while back.   It felt pretty unnecessary, almost like a Fed move

Yeah iron savages is a terrible name and they still have no discernible personality but I've been intrigued by Boulder ever since I saw him. You don't see a lot of guys that have that classic wide load Bundy style build that can actually move around the ring. The two man catch and toss spot is really impressive since he can actually do it with max caster size guys, plus the moonsault would probably get over like the Vader bomb or Banzai drop. There's just something about seeing a guy well over 300 pounds smooshing someone, ya know?

Apparently Punk is already causing massive drama and tribalism backstage.. I'm sure Tony is gonna stand up to him this time though!

Off topic slightly, but does anyone know the reasoning behind Billy Corgan's fascination with wrestling? Went to see the Pumpkins earlier this year and every set was sandwiched with pro wrestling, honestly one of the best live shows Ive seen as a result.

He owns the NWA now and probably wanted to display some of his wrestlers at the shows but from what I understand the reasoning is just he's a lifelong fan who was fascinated by it growing up. After he became a famous rockstar he started getting involved with with ECW back in the day, then moved on to Impact and eventually bought the NWA. If you're familiar with Tony Khan it's kind of the same thing just on a millionaire scale rather than billionaire.

I want to like the NWA but it sucks pretty bad.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 19, 2023, 09:29:37 AM
https://www.orlandosentinel.com/2023/08/18/pro-wrestler-cash-wheeler-arrested-on-assault-charge/

Guess FTR ain't wrestling at All-in now. Really taking the whole "throwback to the territory days" thing a little too far there guys. I thought he was looking pretty swole the last few times I saw him, so maybe we'll get a good old fashioned roid rage defense. Gotta admit he does seem like the type of dude who would ride your ass in traffic and then pass you on the shoulder and point a gun at you for having the audacity to drive within 10mph of the speed limit. I'd put money on the guy rolling up behind him a few thousand yards down the road when they both hit a red light.

I can't see the Bucks not being on the card or the bald one tagging with someone else so who replaces them in London?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 23, 2023, 02:26:17 PM
Reports are Terry Funk has passed away. It's hard to really define his greatness since it was spread out across a few dozen promotions and a solid 40 years, but I think you can make a very compelling case for him being the best to ever lace them up. At the very least I think he has just as much claim to the greatest of his generation as Flair does, but I always thought Terry was better. Flair wrestled the same match or some variation thereof for like 95% of his career while the Funker seemed to never wrestle the same match twice. I think he's probably the best seller in history, and he's really still the gold standard for unhinged promo work. Before I fell asleep last night I watched Terry Funk vs Mark Lewin from Houston wrestling and got super into it. I'm glad I didn't take it for granted.


I wonder if they'll do a live streamed memorial for the public like they did with Jay Briscoe. If they do I hope Mick gives his eulogy, but I could see Dory doing it too if hes feeling up to it. I fully expect Moxley and AEW to do something in his honor tonight. Hopefully they open with a 10 bell at the very least.

RIP Terry.

Edit - this is one of my favorite matches on YouTube... Funk vs Harley Race from 1977 with the inimitable Paul Boesch on ringside commentary (if you look closely there's a teen Bruce Prichard sitting beside him). Watch in 720p for best experience.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWD_fjreo8
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 23, 2023, 06:18:00 PM
Reports are Terry Funk has passed away. It's hard to really define his greatness since it was spread out across a few dozen promotions and a solid 40 years, but I think you can make a very compelling case for him being the best to ever lace them up. At the very least I think he has just as much claim to the greatest of his generation as Flair does, but I always thought Terry was better. Flair wrestled the same match or some variation thereof for like 95% of his career while the Funker seemed to never wrestle the same match twice. I think he's probably the best seller in history, and he's really still the gold standard for unhinged promo work. Before I fell asleep last night I watched Terry Funk vs Mark Lewin from Houston wrestling and got super into it. I'm glad I didn't take it for granted.


I wonder if they'll do a live streamed memorial for the public like they did with Jay Briscoe. If they do I hope Mick gives his eulogy, but I could see Dory doing it too if hes feeling up to it. I fully expect Moxley and AEW to do something in his honor tonight. Hopefully they open with a 10 bell at the very least.

RIP Terry.

Edit - this is one of my favorite matches on YouTube... Funk vs Harley Race from 1977 with the inimitable Paul Boesch on ringside commentary (if you look closely there's a teen Bruce Prichard sitting beside him). Watch in 720p for best experience.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UDWD_fjreo8

Terry Funk was my first wrestling action figure.

Loved his NWA, ECW, and Chainsaw Charlie work too.

RIP
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on August 23, 2023, 06:51:43 PM
RIP to a legend. Learned a lot about him from Mick Foley's books.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 24, 2023, 04:27:50 PM
Holy shit Bray Wyatt is dead. This is an awful week for wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 24, 2023, 04:12:40 PM
Yesterday Terry Funk & now today it is confirmed that Bray Wyatt has passed away as well. Confirmed by his father, Mike Rotunad or as I remember him, IRS. Wild stuff. Something definitely seemed up with him ever since his return. Truly a shame although I was not a huge fan. Wrestling lost some legends this week.....
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 24, 2023, 04:40:12 PM
Holy crap.   RIP Bray Wyatt.   That is a real shame.   Was only 36.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 24, 2023, 05:15:54 PM
 https://youtu.be/aBIKed_9gfg?si=wgzJSMBI_WXNW0gq (https://youtu.be/aBIKed_9gfg?si=wgzJSMBI_WXNW0gq)

Easily his best promo. RIP Bray Wyatt
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 24, 2023, 07:48:06 PM
Dang, he had a heart attack that I guess was connected to his inability to get medically cleared.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 24, 2023, 11:00:13 PM
Dang, he had a heart attack that I guess was connected to his inability to get medically cleared.

Apparently he got COVID earlier this year and it exacerbated an existing heart condition. Can't wait for the political vultures to turn every discussion about his death into a vaccine conspiracy. God knows internet wrestling fans are better informed about infectious disease than the consensus of people who've devoted their entire lives to studying that very thing, right?

Anyways, I knew Bray was having health issues but last I heard was that he was doing better and was looking to get back into ring shape. Hard not to draw parallels with Brodie, especially given their shared history.

He reminded me of Kevin Sullivan in that he wasn't always the greatest in the ring but his creativity, charisma, and willingness to push boundaries made him magnetic. You always wanted to know what he was going to say or do. Im really kinda feeling sick over this...Funk was an old man who lived an incredible life but Bray was younger than me and felt like he was poised to write the next chapter of his story.

Kinda wish he had gone out on a higher note than Uncle Howdy, but that's what happens when reality and wrestling collide. RIP Bray.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on August 25, 2023, 04:35:38 PM
Came to pay respects to windham RIP. This one sucks
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 26, 2023, 05:54:07 AM
Last night’s Smackdown did well on commemorating Bray & Terry as there was a 10 ring for them & two great promos by LA Knight & Cody Rhodes. Hardcore match to honor Terry was lackluster but LA Knight with a win over Finn Balor in the main event was great. All of the footage of both Bray & Terry sprinkled throughout the night was a treat. WWE also put up a 10 greatest moments of Bray on their channel through Peacock
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 26, 2023, 06:24:55 AM
Last night’s Smackdown did well on commemorating Bray & Terry as there was a 10 ring for them & two great promos by LA Knight & Cody Rhodes. Hardcore match to honor Terry was lackluster but LA Knight with a win over Finn Balor in the main event was great. All of the footage of both Bray & Terry sprinkled throughout the night was a treat. WWE also put up a 10 greatest moments of Bray on their channel through Peacock

Why do they keep jobbing Finn Bálor out though?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: franquietits on August 26, 2023, 07:35:02 AM
RIP to both Funk & Rotunda.

-I was re-watching one of Funk's barbed wire matches with Onita. It was great. I remember he gave the coolest intro promo line in Vice's dark side of the ring episode on FMW/Onita. Couldn't find it on YT, but it went something like: "Dangerous like a two-eyed porcupine. Tougher than a two dollar steak. Crazy... crazy like a fox. I'm talking about me: Terry Funk."

-I haven't followed Bray's work in recent time, but I always got the impression that he was never given favorable results at the end of feuds or character arcs. But man, he was so good. I remember learning about one of his early characters that donned a hockey mask named Axl Mulligan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_cxTzPtuD0
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 26, 2023, 05:43:23 PM
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Why do they keep jobbing Finn Bálor out though?


Honestly I think it’s to get people behind him as they are going to push him. He will likely split from Judgement Day. I could see him turning face in the near future. For LA Knight, it was a huge win & also a major push. For Finn, he’s unaffected. He’s still in the top dog spot. It was a win win from my point of view.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 26, 2023, 05:44:19 PM
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Last night’s Smackdown did well on commemorating Bray & Terry as there was a 10 ring for them & two great promos by LA Knight & Cody Rhodes. Hardcore match to honor Terry was lackluster but LA Knight with a win over Finn Balor in the main event was great. All of the footage of both Bray & Terry sprinkled throughout the night was a treat. WWE also put up a 10 greatest moments of Bray on their channel through Peacock
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Why do they keep jobbing Finn Bálor out though?
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Honestly I think it’s to get people behind him as they are going to push him. He will likely split from Judgement Day. I could see him turning face in the near future. For LA Knight, it was a huge win & also a major push. For Finn, he’s unaffected. He’s still in the top dog spot. It was a win win from my point of view.

It’s Damien who’s leaving and JD McDonagh will replace him
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 26, 2023, 11:28:54 PM
Came to pay respects to windham RIP. This one sucks

Nice to see you again and thanks for that. I think this one's so much worse than the usual wrestler death for me for because it's nothing self inflicted and because he really was the personification of modern pro wrestling in a lot of ways. He grew up in the same era of wrestling as me and I could see little bits and pieces of all the stuff I love in his work. Jakes psychology, Sullivan's creativity, Dustys passion, the slightly unhinged promos like Foley, Takers penchant for the dramatic spectacle.... not to mention the elements of his character that he got from Waylon Mercy.

He was like a living, breathing love letter to 80s and 90s wrestling. Plus I always have a special appreciation for the 2nd/3rd generation guys who make their own way and don't just try to inherit their fathers gimmick...Bray always reminded me of Goldust (probably my favorite wrestler of that era) in that regard.

RIP to both Funk & Rotunda.

-I was re-watching one of Funk's barbed wire matches with Onita. It was great. I remember he gave the coolest intro promo line in Vice's dark side of the ring episode on FMW/Onita. Couldn't find it on YT, but it went something like: "Dangerous like a two-eyed porcupine. Tougher than a two dollar steak. Crazy... crazy like a fox. I'm talking about me: Terry Funk."

-I haven't followed Bray's work in recent time, but I always got the impression that he was never given favorable results at the end of feuds or character arcs. But man, he was so good. I remember learning about one of his early characters that donned a hockey mask named Axl Mulligan.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_cxTzPtuD0

Funk and Foley carried Onita and that dude who always wore tight ass wranglers and 2 white t shirts through some really insane death matches on that run. My first exposure to it was actually a VHS of ICP stranglemania haha.

Brays first few runs were very highly regarded and he was at one point arguably the biggest star in the WWE. He was always really good at building stories but over the years the payoffs started to kind of go off the rails and his matches weren't always well received. His last character of The Fiend kind of exemplified that...it was almost too ambitious and there were parts that were great and parts that were awful (he wrestled a hell in a cell with only bright red lights on and you couldn't see shit) but we never got to see how it was supposed to play out so I don't really know how it will be remembered once the rosey shades come off. There always seemed to be a bigger picture he was working towards.

He won the biggest belt in the company and was at or near the top of the card most of the time so I wouldn't say that the outcomes were mostly unfavorable, but it was more like when it was bad it was really bad and stood out. He became a bit of a punching bag for a minute as a result but I think that was as much because he had set the bar pretty high early on. I think he's going to be remembered very fondly in the long run though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 27, 2023, 05:15:15 PM
MJF got a standing ovation for putting a chair on his head and laying down. And it made sense.

Kid is un-fucking-real. This storyline could be as good as the bloodline if they keep it up. I'm not a Cole fan when he's presented as some kind of 180 pound badass, but as a chicken shit potentially becoming friends with MJF just so he can backstab him and take his belt I'm on board.

Stadium stampede was wild too. OC and Moxley will get most of the attention because skewer and taipei death match spots aren't something everyone has seen but Trent was the MVP of that match...took a bunch of nasty bumps and was working his ass off through the whole thing. As soon as Penta went to the back I joked "he's coming back in Sue's van" and we ALMOST got it...as much as I liked the minivan plunder wagon idea, I would have absolutely lost my shit if Penta Oscuro was just sitting in the back sipping a juice box when the door opened.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 27, 2023, 06:13:02 PM
 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12451111/amp/Jack-Perry-physically-confronted-CM-Punk-ahead-AEW-clash-against-Samoa-Joe-told-leave-following-backstage-incident.html (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/othersports/article-12451111/amp/Jack-Perry-physically-confronted-CM-Punk-ahead-AEW-clash-against-Samoa-Joe-told-leave-following-backstage-incident.html)

CM Punk and Jack Perry got into an altercation backstage. 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 27, 2023, 08:25:30 PM
Tony never fucking learns. Two years in a row this dude has caused a backstage fight that's going to overshadow your biggest show of the year because hes fucking charmin soft. You'd think at some point he'd go "hey there's a common denominator in all this drama" and address it, but he's the biggest punk mark out there.

I just don't get why he's so into a dude who has done far more harm than good for the company... They're succeeding in spite of him, not because of him. Collision is good because they have a huge roster of talented folks who were battling for 2 hours of TV time a week and can now have storylines and personalities, not because Punk is involved. Also he's not good in the ring and never really was, the only reason he ever got over was because Vince was shoving Cena and HHH down people's throats so hard he instinctively offered them a settlement and the fans half-ironically chose punk as their "savior". I legit dozed off during his match and Joe is one of my favorite wrestlers, so it's not easy to lose me when he's on but Punk is like watching cheap paint dry.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 27, 2023, 10:41:59 PM
My TV provider had the start time for the show fucked up so I missed the pre show and Samoa Joe match while spatchcoking some chickens for smoking. Thought the arena looked great and as a West Ham fan and Bobby Moore being the "Master of Wembley" it was great to see a show there. Sound was a lil messed up at points but the crowd was great.

Match of the night was FTR vs Young Bucks for me, best tag teams of this era and good on AEW for Revivaling tag team wrestling.

Jericho vs Will wouldve been match of the night but I felt Ospreay took much too long on 2 or 3 spots and it took me out of an otherwise great match. The build up and match shows Jericho can still go with the best and should be considered one of the greatest (taking away him never being a top guy in the fed or WCW, he did add tons of prestige to the AEW title and AEW itself when it began)

Main event was great story telling if a little much, as always MJF is a generational talent. He might be one of the only special attraction draws who almost never wrestles who isnt a Genetic Freak.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 28, 2023, 07:53:05 PM
I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team. This is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 28, 2023, 08:40:08 PM
I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.

Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 29, 2023, 09:35:32 AM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona


Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some maybe notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 29, 2023, 10:08:15 AM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.

Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 29, 2023, 10:16:19 AM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.

I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 29, 2023, 10:18:22 AM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.

When did anyone ever sayThe Miz has Goat potential??   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 29, 2023, 10:24:01 AM
My TV provider had the start time for the show fucked up so I missed the pre show and Samoa Joe match while spatchcoking some chickens for smoking. Thought the arena looked great and as a West Ham fan and Bobby Moore being the "Master of Wembley" it was great to see a show there. Sound was a lil messed up at points but the crowd was great.

Match of the night was FTR vs Young Bucks for me, best tag teams of this era and good on AEW for Revivaling tag team wrestling.

Jericho vs Will wouldve been match of the night but I felt Ospreay took much too long on 2 or 3 spots and it took me out of an otherwise great match. The build up and match shows Jericho can still go with the best and should be considered one of the greatest (taking away him never being a top guy in the fed or WCW, he did add tons of prestige to the AEW title and AEW itself when it began)

Main event was great story telling if a little much, as always MJF is a generational talent. He might be one of the only special attraction draws who almost never wrestles who isnt a Genetic Freak.

@WPG You need to start working your local indys with a creepy chef gimmick named Alfred Spatchcock.

The main event wasn't the best wrestling match but the storytelling was immaculately done. The feel good swerve ending wasn't necessarily the direction I wanted it to go but Im happy to keep the ball rolling on this one. I actually think I enjoyed the tag match more from a wrestling perspective because MJF was super on.. had the crowd in the palm of his hand the whole match and the pop he got for the kangaroo kick was amazing. Might have been my favorite single spot of the night honestly.

I feel you on the Jericho Ospreay match...I know Jericho is your boy. I felt the same way about the 6 man with Kenny, Ibushi, and Hangman... On paper that should have stolen the show but it dragged bad and the finish went over like a beer fart with the windows rolled up. 20 minutes of building up to a shitty roll up finish? The crowd just went silent.

Stadium stampede started cold and ended absolutely nuts. Some classic ECW style madness and the finish was great. I thought it was hilarious Eddie took a 10 minute break in the middle of the match and then came out huffing and puffing for the finish spot while Claudio worked his huge muscled ass off all over the arena for the entire thing and then ate the pin.

Women's match was ok but it's kind of fucked up that Emi Sakura's whole thing is Queen and she wasn't even on the preshow while Saraya came out to it for a shitty vanity pop. I hope she drops the belt in like a week, she's just not very good compared to some of the girls nowadays.

Sting and Darby was fun. I'm starting to think getting his hands bound behind his back is Darby's kink. Sting butt smooshing Swerve through a table was my other big smile of the night.

Trios champ match was good too but Brodys white tights were too big and looked like a diaper. The acclaimed aren't that good in the ring (and Billy never was and still isn't), but HOB can get a decent match out of damn near anyone.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 29, 2023, 10:40:23 AM
Acclaimed work so well with Gunn because they are such an Attitude Era act.   Super over sexual catchphrase, fun on the mic, passable enough matches.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 29, 2023, 12:08:58 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
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When did anyone ever sayThe Miz has Goat potential??   

The Miz is one of the best talkers in wrestling right now. I’d say even better than MJF. He’s pretty good in the ring too.

His work in this LA Knight feud is making it more apparent.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 29, 2023, 02:57:03 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
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When did anyone ever sayThe Miz has Goat potential??   
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The Miz is one of the best talkers in wrestling right now. I’d say even better than MJF. He’s pretty good in the ring too.

His work in this LA Knight feud is making it more apparent.

No way. Miz is very good at what he does but MJF lives his gimmick and just does not miss. I have never heard him lose a crowd (unintentionally) or really even stumble and I can't say that for the Miz.  Also the MJF character has layers...there's a lot going on there and he explores and juggles all of it really well.

Miz is what I'd call the modern version of a Mr. Perfect style "good hand"...he can be trusted to make everyone involved look good and is capable of stepping up for a main event here and there but is fundamentally just not a company carrier. I have a lot of respect for Miz (he's really made chicken salad out of chicken shit a few times over the years) but MJF is one of the best storytellers both in and out of the ring I've ever seen.

I was thinking about the Punk drama and wondering if they're going to have to change plans around MJF yet again because of Punk's inability to take criticism (despite his love of giving it). I think the whole real world's champ thing was to set up MJF vs Punk and at some point Cole would betray MJF and make him worse than ever before, but if Punk quits then I don't know where they pivot. If they get Edge, maybe to him or Christian.

I just saw the Brian Alvarez stuff where apparently after Punk went after JB he almost got into it with Miro. Sounds like the locker room has pretty much had it with him. Dude is ruining his legacy by the day. No wonder no one in WWE wants anything to do with him and the guys who had to work with him often don't have the kindest things to say. He seems like a pretty insufferable asshole. By the end of the year Collision is just going to be him, Joe, the FTR that isn't in jail, and Brody King wrestling jobbers every week.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 29, 2023, 03:15:18 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.

Gnar'd for the comment about Imperium although I think Kaiser is getting a singles push soon. Huuuuge fan of Kaiser & Gunther. Vinci is just henchman for now (if anything).  I agree with the comment about the Miz as his promo last night was hilarious. I haven't actually laughed at something related to wrestling in a while. However, he is not better than MJF. MJF is more unhinged but in the most calculated way possible. He does micro assessments that register at lightening speed because even when what he says is wild or borderline clown town, it still keeps things moving & alive.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 29, 2023, 05:30:44 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.

I am just talking as far as image, consistency & how they look in the ring. What the hell is FTR even going for. Again, they remind me of guys that never were in the field but somehow got promoted to the top & actually believe they are certified to do the job. Its because they held all of the tag team championships in all of the major promotions? Are they memorable matches? I am a FED guy for sure but trust me when I say I would love to see AEW do well. It's just not the case & guys like FTR claiming they are the greatest tag team ever is not helping. Then you have the Bucks who do exploding kicks while Mox is on his knees patiently waiting to bleed for his addiction to be a stunt double.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 29, 2023, 06:31:46 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
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Gnar'd for the comment about Imperium although I think Kaiser is getting a singles push soon. Huuuuge fan of Kaiser & Gunther. Vinci is just henchman for now (if anything).  I agree with the comment about the Miz as his promo last night was hilarious. I haven't actually laughed at something related to wrestling in a while. However, he is not better than MJF. MJF is more unhinged but in the most calculated way possible. He does micro assessments that register at lightening speed because even when what he says is wild or borderline clown town, it still keeps things moving & alive.

I’ll say Miz could adapt to the AEW programming easily, but MJF would struggle with the leash WWE programming would put him in if the feds were reversed.

MJF is great in AEW because he’s unbridled there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on August 29, 2023, 06:34:06 PM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
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When did anyone ever sayThe Miz has Goat potential??   
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The Miz is one of the best talkers in wrestling right now. I’d say even better than MJF. He’s pretty good in the ring too.

His work in this LA Knight feud is making it more apparent.
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No way. Miz is very good at what he does but MJF lives his gimmick and just does not miss. I have never heard him lose a crowd (unintentionally) or really even stumble and I can't say that for the Miz.  Also the MJF character has layers...there's a lot going on there and he explores and juggles all of it really well.

Miz is what I'd call the modern version of a Mr. Perfect style "good hand"...he can be trusted to make everyone involved look good and is capable of stepping up for a main event here and there but is fundamentally just not a company carrier. I have a lot of respect for Miz (he's really made chicken salad out of chicken shit a few times over the years) but MJF is one of the best storytellers both in and out of the ring I've ever seen.

I was thinking about the Punk drama and wondering if they're going to have to change plans around MJF yet again because of Punk's inability to take criticism (despite his love of giving it). I think the whole real world's champ thing was to set up MJF vs Punk and at some point Cole would betray MJF and make him worse than ever before, but if Punk quits then I don't know where they pivot. If they get Edge, maybe to him or Christian.

I just saw the Brian Alvarez stuff where apparently after Punk went after JB he almost got into it with Miro. Sounds like the locker room has pretty much had it with him. Dude is ruining his legacy by the day. No wonder no one in WWE wants anything to do with him and the guys who had to work with him often don't have the kindest things to say. He seems like a pretty insufferable asshole. By the end of the year Collision is just going to be him, Joe, the FTR that isn't in jail, and Brody King wrestling jobbers every week.

LA Knight will only get better working this program with Miz.

I’ll say CM Punk and Jungle Dork are both at fault for this debacle.

Like glass in a spot is the hill he wants to die on?

He’s not Necro Butcher.

This isn’t FMW or W*ING lol.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on August 30, 2023, 06:15:40 AM
Man, sounds like I missed a decent episode of RAW.

My mother in law has been in town all week so she got to watch Dynamite, Smackdown, Rampage, Collision, and All In.

Yesterday she looks at me and says "Please, please, no wrestling tonight!"

I thought All In was really strong. Some of it could be better, but nothing straight up sucked.

I figured out the pre show was on YouTube just in time to see the kangaroo kick and I gotta say, MJF could figure out how to get a paper clip over. He built up that kangaroo kick for weeks and the payoff was so damn sweet.

I'm honestly shocked that FTR went over. With the arrest and the fact that Bucks are EVP's I figured they would just be like "Yep were gonna take this one."

Julia Hart getting the "Scissor Me Timbers" was funny.

Agree that the 6 man fell flat. I'm not the biggest fan of surprise roll up wins unless it's like an underdog winning. For a match like that, it seems like a cop out so no one has to take a finisher and get beat straight up. But Kenny v. Takeshita will be great though.

Obviously, Saraya was gonna take that W. No way they could have her not win that.

If I was Tony I would have Punk jobbing to Peter Avalon for the next 2 months. Make Avalon the real world champ and just start destroying and discrediting Punk's whole career. Start an angle where Punk goes to a mental institution and we come to find out that the Summer of Punk wasn't even real and never happened, it was all a dream. Then have him lose to Marko Stunt for a month. Then he goes batshit crazy and starts trying to go after The Elite. This leads to him losing to Brandon Cutler for a month.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on August 30, 2023, 06:48:51 AM
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I still can’t believe that the Bucks and/or FTR have touted themselves as the greatest tag team is the DSM definition of delusion of grandeur. Comical but clinically concerning….


Also read that the UK was singing “Wheeler’s got a Gun” for AEW’s tough guy, Ca$h Wheeler.

Punk; my theory is the only way he can stay relevant is to create backstage controversy. Not good in the ring as I thought he was going to drop Samoa Joe during the Golden Vampire stunt which was also a half assed mess & radiates the dumpster fire known as 99-2000 WCW.
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Greatest ever?  Maybe not.   Greatest of past 20 something years, sure!   

Also, yeah Punk would be better turning the other cheek, but Perry did instigate this one by talking shit to punk on camera as he was exiting.    Think it’s good for him to toughen up his heel persona
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Come on! Greatest in the past 20 years?!?

What criteria are we using? The USOS alone are miles ahead of them. 20 years ago we had Edge & Christian. Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin. Brothers of Destruction. Nash & Hall. FTR?????????? Two WWE cuts who did some missy notable overseas stuff & got lucky that Khan thought their “old school” look/mentality was cool & gave them a new wave song to come out to & say whatever they want on a microphone.
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Nash and Hall???   Did they have some good matches in TNA I missed?

Those are memorable tag pairings (I guess), but I don’t really think they’ve had any classic matches outside of Edge and Christian TLC matches which aren’t really tag matches.

I think we might be pretty far on this topic bc you strike me that as someone who by and large enjoys the wrestling product from the Fed.
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I’d say the eliminators are up there is one of the greatest tag teams of all time.

Sabu and RVD too.

I think the most underrated tag team right now are Kaiser and Vinci. They’re so perfectly in sync with their double teams.

Also, The Miz is living up to goat potential in this LA Knight feud. He’s been frying LA Knight with every promo he cuts.
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Gnar'd for the comment about Imperium although I think Kaiser is getting a singles push soon. Huuuuge fan of Kaiser & Gunther. Vinci is just henchman for now (if anything).  I agree with the comment about the Miz as his promo last night was hilarious. I haven't actually laughed at something related to wrestling in a while. However, he is not better than MJF. MJF is more unhinged but in the most calculated way possible. He does micro assessments that register at lightening speed because even when what he says is wild or borderline clown town, it still keeps things moving & alive.
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I’ll say Miz could adapt to the AEW programming easily, but MJF would struggle with the leash WWE programming would put him in if the feds were reversed.

MJF is great in AEW because he’s unbridled there.


I don’t think not being able to handle WWE’s muzzling of talent through scripted promos and terrible creative is the hit against MJF you think it is.   

Miz in AEW would get Cena in ECW vs RVD reactions.   That’s the epitome of sports entertainment meh-ness that necessitated AEW to exist
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 30, 2023, 07:05:02 AM
Also, how the hell do people like Eddie Kingston? Somehow he’s credited with being good on the microphone? His gimmick reminds me of the new guy/new stepdad that comes into a kids life, wants to be cool but actually is just a slob & plays video games on his system he never shares. He also does not look well in the ring. Uncoordinated & slap boxing at times.

On a different note, I’m excited to see this Chad Gable push as he will undoubtedly meet my Kurt Angle needs. Super talented & incredible strength. Love that his finisher is a bridged German Suplex.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on August 30, 2023, 01:21:23 PM
Also, how the hell do people like Eddie Kingston? Somehow he’s credited with being good on the microphone? His gimmick reminds me of the new guy/new stepdad that comes into a kids life, wants to be cool but actually is just a slob & plays video games on his system he never shares. He also does not look well in the ring. Uncoordinated & slap boxing at times.

On a different note, I’m excited to see this Chad Gable push as he will undoubtedly meet my Kurt Angle needs. Super talented & incredible strength. Love that his finisher is a bridged German Suplex.

I think it's mostly leftover goodwill from his Indy runs a decade ago when he could still go a little and the fact that the modern wrestling audience finds the pudgy, uncoordinated guy who hates everyone relatable (shocker, I know). Don't underestimate Everyman appeal. He can cut a decent promo but has the same problem as Moxley where it's the same promo reworded every time. I liked him a lot in his Chikara run but I don't understand people clamoring for him to get some main event push in 2023....he can barely go ten minutes without gassing in a walk and brawl and basically every time they put him in with main eventers he looks slow and out of his depth. People who keep making the Foley comparison ignore the fact that Mick was deceptively athletic and could wrestle long, demanding matches as well as anyone in the company when he got his push.



LA Knight will only get better working this program with Miz.

I’ll say CM Punk and Jungle Dork are both at fault for this debacle.

Like glass in a spot is the hill he wants to die on?

He’s not Necro Butcher.

This isn’t FMW or W*ING lol.


From what I understand it wasn't real glass like FMW used to do, I think he just wanted to do a windshield spot (probably basically the same one he did on the PPV) which AEW has done literally dozens of times and we all know was an attitude era staple. He had gotten permission from AEW - who even paid to rent the car -and then showed up to the show and Punk threw his hissy fit. It is also a little suspicious that all the people Punk caused problems with on collision (Daniels, Hangman, nemeth, JB) were close to the bucks, almost like hes got an ulterior motive or something.

The person that deserves all the blame is Tony. Literally any competent manager would have actually addressed this at some point but he's a mark and particularly a mark for punk. I honestly kind of hope collision just fucking blows up in his face and he learns his lesson, but I would not be surprised if he just came up with yet another "solution" that doesn't address the actual problem in any way because he doesn't want the boys to be mad at him.

I agree LA knight will get better working with Miz and I think that's where his real value is - he's extremely good at elevating others. Kind of an upper card gatekeeper I guess. Dudes great and I dig him but he aint MJF. I would love to see them in a tag team with the smug douchery cranked up to 11 though.

Fun little fact I stole from reddit - the kangaroo kick is a real move from a depression era wrestler and is kinda where the dropkick originated. The guy who invented it was an undersized Jewish guy from New York, so I have to believe it's not just a coincidence that he's using it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Coleman
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on August 30, 2023, 07:11:19 PM
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Also, how the hell do people like Eddie Kingston? Somehow he’s credited with being good on the microphone? His gimmick reminds me of the new guy/new stepdad that comes into a kids life, wants to be cool but actually is just a slob & plays video games on his system he never shares. He also does not look well in the ring. Uncoordinated & slap boxing at times.

On a different note, I’m excited to see this Chad Gable push as he will undoubtedly meet my Kurt Angle needs. Super talented & incredible strength. Love that his finisher is a bridged German Suplex.
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I think it's mostly leftover goodwill from his Indy runs a decade ago when he could still go a little and the fact that the modern wrestling audience finds the pudgy, uncoordinated guy who hates everyone relatable (shocker, I know). Don't underestimate Everyman appeal. He can cut a decent promo but has the same problem as Moxley where it's the same promo reworded every time. I liked him a lot in his Chikara run but I don't understand people clamoring for him to get some main event push in 2023....he can barely go ten minutes without gassing in a walk and brawl and basically every time they put him in with main eventers he looks slow and out of his depth. People who keep making the Foley comparison ignore the fact that Mick was deceptively athletic and could wrestle long, demanding matches as well as anyone in the company when he got his push.


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LA Knight will only get better working this program with Miz.

I’ll say CM Punk and Jungle Dork are both at fault for this debacle.

Like glass in a spot is the hill he wants to die on?

He’s not Necro Butcher.

This isn’t FMW or W*ING lol.
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From what I understand it wasn't real glass like FMW used to do, I think he just wanted to do a windshield spot (probably basically the same one he did on the PPV) which AEW has done literally dozens of times and we all know was an attitude era staple. He had gotten permission from AEW - who even paid to rent the car -and then showed up to the show and Punk threw his hissy fit. It is also a little suspicious that all the people Punk caused problems with on collision (Daniels, Hangman, nemeth, JB) were close to the bucks, almost like hes got an ulterior motive or something.

The person that deserves all the blame is Tony. Literally any competent manager would have actually addressed this at some point but he's a mark and particularly a mark for punk. I honestly kind of hope collision just fucking blows up in his face and he learns his lesson, but I would not be surprised if he just came up with yet another "solution" that doesn't address the actual problem in any way because he doesn't want the boys to be mad at him.

I agree LA knight will get better working with Miz and I think that's where his real value is - he's extremely good at elevating others. Kind of an upper card gatekeeper I guess. Dudes great and I dig him but he aint MJF. I would love to see them in a tag team with the smug douchery cranked up to 11 though.

Fun little fact I stole from reddit - the kangaroo kick is a real move from a depression era wrestler and is kinda where the dropkick originated. The guy who invented it was an undersized Jewish guy from New York, so I have to believe it's not just a coincidence that he's using it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abe_Coleman

Boy oh boy, Mick Foley comparisons!?!? When the hell has Foley taken 10 steps toward the ring & got winded….

Mick could move & still had style. He owned everything he did & delivered. Looked great in ring. I should not be surprised as fans are generally idiots. Though I must admit I consider everyone on this thread the real deal.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on August 31, 2023, 09:09:06 PM
@Sativa Lung Maybe I'll train one day and a BBQ chef gimmick would be right up my alley.

As far as the tag team discussion is concerned, I think of this generation FTR and the bucks can be arguably considered the best. The Revival held TAG TITLES in WWE and NXT (3 and 2 times respectively), AEW twice and ROH 1 time (not as major) They also won the NJPW tag titles. Id say they have a claim to one of the best teams of this era when tag teams have been pushed aside.

I can see the Usos but they were pretty boring personalities with facepaint before the gimmick change and they have been raised a lot with the Bloodline story which isnt really pushing TAG TEAM wrestling.

Young Bucks wether you like them or not in the ring cannot be dissputed as one of the most iconic teams of this era. From to merch to how they could seemingly work shows in Japan, LA, Mexico, Puerto Rico and some other random city in the same week (Im exaggerating somewhat, but close to it) and all of them being sold out, Large to stadium sized venues speaks to their draw power. also got their shirts and lots of NJPW merch in most malls in North America off a youtube show is insane.

Brothers of Destruction as a suggestion of being better is too funny, I laughed out loud. When you think of Taker or Kane is the first or even tenth thing you think of is them as a tag team?


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 01, 2023, 05:58:06 PM
@Sativa Lung Maybe I'll train one day and a BBQ chef gimmick would be right up my alley.

As far as the tag team discussion is concerned, I think of this generation FTR and the bucks can be arguably considered the best. The Revival held TAG TITLES in WWE and NXT (3 and 2 times respectively), AEW twice and ROH 1 time (not as major) They also won the NJPW tag titles. Id say they have a claim to one of the best teams of this era when tag teams have been pushed aside.

I can see the Usos but they were pretty boring personalities with facepaint before the gimmick change and they have been raised a lot with the Bloodline story which isnt really pushing TAG TEAM wrestling.

Young Bucks wether you like them or not in the ring cannot be dissputed as one of the most iconic teams of this era. From to merch to how they could seemingly work shows in Japan, LA, Mexico, Puerto Rico and some other random city in the same week (Im exaggerating somewhat, but close to it) and all of them being sold out, Large to stadium sized venues speaks to their draw power. also got their shirts and lots of NJPW merch in most malls in North America off a youtube show is insane.

Brothers of Destruction as a suggestion of being better is too funny, I laughed out loud. When you think of Taker or Kane is the first or even tenth thing you think of is them as a tag team?


Absolutely think of them as a tag team. They had the moments as a team & had gold. They had chemistry, etc. are they in the top 10, no…

But FTR is boring, look out of shape, have terrible mic skills, they have nothing. Then the Bucks; they’re just stunt men with super kicks. Not to mention there are ZERO skills on microphone. That’s what I look for.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on September 01, 2023, 08:10:14 PM
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@Sativa Lung Maybe I'll train one day and a BBQ chef gimmick would be right up my alley.

As far as the tag team discussion is concerned, I think of this generation FTR and the bucks can be arguably considered the best. The Revival held TAG TITLES in WWE and NXT (3 and 2 times respectively), AEW twice and ROH 1 time (not as major) They also won the NJPW tag titles. Id say they have a claim to one of the best teams of this era when tag teams have been pushed aside.

I can see the Usos but they were pretty boring personalities with facepaint before the gimmick change and they have been raised a lot with the Bloodline story which isnt really pushing TAG TEAM wrestling.

Young Bucks wether you like them or not in the ring cannot be dissputed as one of the most iconic teams of this era. From to merch to how they could seemingly work shows in Japan, LA, Mexico, Puerto Rico and some other random city in the same week (Im exaggerating somewhat, but close to it) and all of them being sold out, Large to stadium sized venues speaks to their draw power. also got their shirts and lots of NJPW merch in most malls in North America off a youtube show is insane.

Brothers of Destruction as a suggestion of being better is too funny, I laughed out loud. When you think of Taker or Kane is the first or even tenth thing you think of is them as a tag team?
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Absolutely think of them as a tag team. They had the moments as a team & had gold. They had chemistry, etc. are they in the top 10, no…

But FTR is boring, look out of shape, have terrible mic skills, they have nothing. Then the Bucks; they’re just stunt men with super kicks. Not to mention there are ZERO skills on microphone. That’s what I look for.

Too each their own some prefer the soap oprea some prefer the in ring. Or the sizzle and the steak if we're talking JR terms. (Undertaker never really fucking talked tho so your argument is about as firm as 7 plys of cardboard and Kanes never been a mic mesiah either)

 To say and BoD had the gold is funny considering FTR had the Gold as many times in 3 years vs Brother of destructions 22 years on the WWE main roster.

Also I think you are its disingenuous for anyone to claim Brother of Distruction Tag Team moments are even in Taker and Kanes top 5 moments let alone them being one of the best Tag Teams. Hell when i think of Taker and Kane's careers respectivley as a tag team wrestlers isnt even the 20th thing let alone them being a top 20 team

Where are my Duece and Domino fans at? They might be one of the best teams ever, THEY HAD THE GOLD!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 02, 2023, 05:32:46 AM
I don't put as much weight on modern title reigns just because they hot-shot belts so often these days and the tag belts end up being one of the worst victims a lot of the time. For me it's a lot more about how they perform within the constraints of the stories they're given and FTR is one of those teams that I liked the first few times I saw it but its just old hat now. I can only see people kick out of a finisher multiple times so often before it loses it's impact. When they wrestle the bucks it always feels like they just flip a coin to see who's gonna get the pin and everything up to the point feels the same....It's lazy. Cash is a better worker than Dax but even he is kind of just your standard small jacked Indy guy. They can talk.. I hate when they do, but the cheugy fans always seem to respond.

I'm probably more impressed by Aussie open type teams that are kind a throwback in spirit but not style or gimmick. They just come out and wrestle really well with lots of cool double teams and fluid tag spots. Its weird because I tend to like gimmicks on a single and stables but for just straight tag teams they seem to wear out their welcome faster. Im not really including the teams that are just two established singles wrestlers stuck together either...I actually kind of like when they do gimmicky shit in that scenario. I may be a bit fickle haha.

I rewatched the jerichospreay match and caught something I missed the first time...I'm pretty sure Jericho bladed his chest haha. You can see him go for the gig in his wrist tape right before the blood appears and if you pause it's pretty clearly a cut rather than the skin ripping open like when guys actually bleed from chops. Weird choice... I guess after stadium stampede and punk and all the other matches with blood he wanted to do something different but still bleed? Shoulda just gone for the "I did so much coke I forgot where my blade was and sliced my arm open taking off my jacket" Kerry Von Erich spot. Please, never stop being such a carny Chris.

Also if we're talking all time wwf tag greats Brothers of Destruction ain't got shit on Mae and Moolah.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0nqd8jrE8

Fun fact apparently Mae was such "one of the boys" that she stuffed sardines in the crotch of her underwear before she did this to Bischoff and farted in Bubba's face when he powerbombed her off the stage and started laughing about it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 02, 2023, 01:06:10 PM
Aussie Open >FTR


Aussie Open is sick
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 02, 2023, 02:24:44 PM
CM Punk fired.

 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 02, 2023, 02:33:20 PM
CM Punk fired.

 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/)



An idiot fired from a secondary promotion that is at best WCW 2.0.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 02, 2023, 03:21:35 PM
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CM Punk fired.

 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/)
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An idiot fired from a secondary promotion that is at best WCW 2.0.

This is the professional wrestling thread.   I think your looking for the Sports Entertainment Thread
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 02, 2023, 04:14:34 PM
Holy shit Tony finally grew a set. I was waiting for him to give him his own ppvs. Thank fuck, dude did nothing but sully his legacy and let everyone know (again) how much of a soft ass manchild he is. At least we got the dog collar match.

What does collision become now?

Edit - lol just saw this on Twitter

https://old.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/168dd2o/dynamite_september_15_2021_cm_punks_comment_about/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 02, 2023, 05:37:48 PM
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CM Punk fired.

 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/)
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An idiot fired from a secondary promotion that is at best WCW 2.0.

You say that like it's a bad thing... WCW might have shit the bed hard at the end but they were neck and neck with the fed for almost a decade after Turner came on board and if you trace the legacy back to Crockett then it becomes difficult to even define the impact it had. In a lot of ways WCW kept wrestling alive while Vince was trying to mold it into his awful vision. I think it's pretty telling that as soon as Vince bought them out we got a run of terrible booking that pretty much lasted until he was basically forced to hand creative over to trips.

AEW has plenty of flaws (and i think everyone here knows I love to point them out) but we're in the midst of a mini wrestling renaissance/boom period pretty much because of them and as low as the lows can be, the highs are just as high or higher. After years of not being able to really enjoy wrestling because it was either Vince or indys with one or two worthwhile matches on the card I finally have something I can watch and enjoy the way I did growing up. I don't care for everyone on the card but that's always going to be the case, especially in a promotion like AEW that is kind of a buffet of styles, overall though it's a lot easier for me to watch and infinitely easier for me to stay engaged in. The wrestlers feel more authentic and like real people, I dont have to entirely suspend my disbelief or constantly remind myself that these characters only exist in an alternate reality to make the story make sense like you so often had to with Vince's world.

Obviously wrestling is always changing and evolving, but I think AEW is going to keep growing and hopefully getting better for the time being. If Tony ever learns how to be a real booker and not just a matchmaker then they have everything they need to succeed, and I'm hopeful that now that the biggest distraction is out of the way they can get back to focusing on the guys like MJF, hangman, and Darby who are really talented storytellers and maybe we can get a breakthrough push for guys like Swerve, Andrade, HoB, and Big Bill. Malakai needs a main event run for sure, and then you still have guys who dont need to be made like omega, BD, Christian, and Jericho who have some magic left in the tank to do some of the heavy lifting. There's also some dead heat that could be revived like dork order and lucha bros. The roster is insanely stacked, and now they have probably 20 minutes of TV time a week to fill. I see this as a chance to make the product better and closer to what it was like when they got hot in 2021. Hope its not just wasted on Tony's toybox specials.

Kevin Kelly needs to go though. He's pretty fuckin shit at his job (not to mention being a weak ass qanon nutsack) and doesn't seem to really be invested in the product. Shame Ian Rickyboner doesn't wanna work Saturdays, he even makes Nigel work for me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 02, 2023, 08:03:44 PM
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CM Punk fired.

 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2023/09/02/aew-releases-cm-punk-from-his-contract/)
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An idiot fired from a secondary promotion that is at best WCW 2.0.
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You say that like it's a bad thing... WCW might have shit the bed hard at the end but they were neck and neck with the fed for almost a decade after Turner came on board and if you trace the legacy back to Crockett then it becomes difficult to even define the impact it had. In a lot of ways WCW kept wrestling alive while Vince was trying to mold it into his awful vision. I think it's pretty telling that as soon as Vince bought them out we got a run of terrible booking that pretty much lasted until he was basically forced to hand creative over to trips.

AEW has plenty of flaws (and i think everyone here knows I love to point them out) but we're in the midst of a mini wrestling renaissance/boom period pretty much because of them and as low as the lows can be, the highs are just as high or higher. After years of not being able to really enjoy wrestling because it was either Vince or indys with one or two worthwhile matches on the card I finally have something I can watch and enjoy the way I did growing up. I don't care for everyone on the card but that's always going to be the case, especially in a promotion like AEW that is kind of a buffet of styles, overall though it's a lot easier for me to watch and infinitely easier for me to stay engaged in. The wrestlers feel more authentic and like real people, I dont have to entirely suspend my disbelief or constantly remind myself that these characters only exist in an alternate reality to make the story make sense like you so often had to with Vince's world.

Obviously wrestling is always changing and evolving, but I think AEW is going to keep growing and hopefully getting better for the time being. If Tony ever learns how to be a real booker and not just a matchmaker then they have everything they need to succeed, and I'm hopeful that now that the biggest distraction is out of the way they can get back to focusing on the guys like MJF, hangman, and Darby who are really talented storytellers and maybe we can get a breakthrough push for guys like Swerve, Andrade, HoB, and Big Bill. Malakai needs a main event run for sure, and then you still have guys who dont need to be made like omega, BD, Christian, and Jericho who have some magic left in the tank to do some of the heavy lifting. There's also some dead heat that could be revived like dork order and lucha bros. The roster is insanely stacked, and now they have probably 20 minutes of TV time a week to fill. I see this as a chance to make the product better and closer to what it was like when they got hot in 2021. Hope its not just wasted on Tony's toybox specials.

Kevin Kelly needs to go though. He's pretty fuckin shit at his job (not to mention being a weak ass qanon nutsack) and doesn't seem to really be invested in the product. Shame Ian Rickyboner doesn't wanna work Saturdays, he even makes Nigel work for me.


Not discrediting WCW but rather the end/demise. I grew up on WCW so I’m well aware of its time on the mountain top. I’m simply saying that AEW is young & they are already at a low point similar to WCW 99-2000. I remember Goldberg’s debut, WCW is how I became a Mysterio & Ultimo Dragon fan. More importantly Guerrero, Benoit, Booker T, The Lion Tamer & Henning. Hell, I liked Alex Wright, Malenko & Storm. But WCW had storylines & WWF/E does too. I guess AEW has one (?) but otherwise it’s a wildcard every week.

That’s all I’m saying.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on September 03, 2023, 06:28:27 AM
What sucks is that jack perry is boring and isn’t entertaining at all with amateur style and awful on the mic. Cm punk is gone but glorifying this peon gets under my skin.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 03, 2023, 07:47:33 AM
What sucks is that jack perry is boring and isn’t entertaining at all with amateur style and awful on the mic. Cm punk is gone but glorifying this peon gets under my skin.

But Dominik is cool?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 03, 2023, 08:17:21 AM
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What sucks is that jack perry is boring and isn’t entertaining at all with amateur style and awful on the mic. Cm punk is gone but glorifying this peon gets under my skin.
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But Dominik is cool?

Dominik knows the industry and backstage etiquette better.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 03, 2023, 08:36:21 AM
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What sucks is that jack perry is boring and isn’t entertaining at all with amateur style and awful on the mic. Cm punk is gone but glorifying this peon gets under my skin.
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But Dominik is cool?
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Dominik knows the industry and backstage etiquette better.

What back stage etiquette?   Don’t get attacked by an asshole?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Baglady on September 03, 2023, 10:03:33 AM
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What sucks is that jack perry is boring and isn’t entertaining at all with amateur style and awful on the mic. Cm punk is gone but glorifying this peon gets under my skin.
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But Dominik is cool?
I ain’t ever said anything about Rey’s kid.
But he’s sort of entertaining with the help of the crowd.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 03, 2023, 10:31:44 AM
Yeah Aussie open definitely fucks. They got a win on collision to get some heat back but it wasnt even against a team so I'm not sure how effective that is. I'm into it though. Its always cool when a team has a heavy guy and an athletic dude and I like the style..nice little hybrid of njpw/Indy shit with power moves and they do some pretty creative stuff.

Watched a little bit of payback (I had to, they're in Pittsburgh) and it was quite good. I didn't care for Graves shoehorning multiple Pittsburgh references into every fucking match - we get it dude, you grew up here - but the wrasslin was mostly good. Sami and KO pandering to the crowd with the Lemieux and Crosby jerseys worked like a charm on me but Im so fucking pissed they made Owens wipe the blood off and glued the cut closed when he got busted open brawling in the crowd. Like the first decent crimson mask I've seen from the fed in ages and they had to ruin it. They even put the highlights in black and white......so fuckin lame.

LA knight vs miz was exactly what we all expected it to be but that's not a bad thing. Cena trying to steal the spotlight was pretty on brand...at points it felt like it was more about him than LA knight and Miz.

Trish and Becky was another match that would have benefitted immensely from a little blood but they went super hard and had a great match so I'll give them their flowers for that. That bump on Trish's forehead was no joke. I dont know if it's just because Becky is really good or she just had a good night or what but Trish looked better than I ever remember her being back in the day, she was crisp and took some serious bumps. Probably my match of the night, makes it even more fucked up that they bumped them off SummerSlam in favor of that awful Ronda mma match.

Didn't watch the other matches.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 03, 2023, 07:25:38 PM
Yeah Aussie open definitely fucks. They got a win on collision to get some heat back but it wasnt even against a team so I'm not sure how effective that is. I'm into it though. Its always cool when a team has a heavy guy and an athletic dude and I like the style..nice little hybrid of njpw/Indy shit with power moves and they do some pretty creative stuff.

Watched a little bit of payback (I had to, they're in Pittsburgh) and it was quite good. I didn't care for Graves shoehorning multiple Pittsburgh references into every fucking match - we get it dude, you grew up here - but the wrasslin was mostly good. Sami and KO pandering to the crowd with the Lemieux and Crosby jerseys worked like a charm on me but Im so fucking pissed they made Owens wipe the blood off and glued the cut closed when he got busted open brawling in the crowd. Like the first decent crimson mask I've seen from the fed in ages and they had to ruin it. They even put the highlights in black and white......so fuckin lame.

LA knight vs miz was exactly what we all expected it to be but that's not a bad thing. Cena trying to steal the spotlight was pretty on brand...at points it felt like it was more about him than LA knight and Miz.

Trish and Becky was another match that would have benefitted immensely from a little blood but they went super hard and had a great match so I'll give them their flowers for that. That bump on Trish's forehead was no joke. I dont know if it's just because Becky is really good or she just had a good night or what but Trish looked better than I ever remember her being back in the day, she was crisp and took some serious bumps. Probably my match of the night, makes it even more fucked up that they bumped them off SummerSlam in favor of that awful Ronda mma match.

Didn't watch the other matches.


Watched the whole pay per view; the match of the night was definitely Lynch & Stratus. Ripley match vs Roderiguez was lackluster & silent at times as the crowd was not into it. Rollins VS Nakamura was okay but Rollins beat him clean, no cash in, nothing to further extend the storyline which was a tad frustrating. Well done Becky & Trish. Always looooove when the Women’s division dominates, let alone dominates a PPV.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 03, 2023, 10:53:06 PM
Punk May be gone, but All Out proved Starks, OC, Hobbs, Miro, Takeshita, and sorta BC Gold are main event talents ready for the main event scene.   

I get people not liking FTR and I missed out on their peak NXT days against DIY, but one or two of their NXT matches against Undisputed Era was so fucking good that it made me really love and appreciate tag team wrestling as I was getting back into things that I can’t ever truly dislike them.    NXT just had that nice 80s Fed thing of never giving away much on their weekly shows so gimmicks or matches never got exhausted the way they can when you see them every week
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on September 04, 2023, 12:56:39 AM
Has anyone watched this channel yet? I havent watched any wrestling for like 20 or more years. I like to see what these guys are up to now.

https://www.youtube.com/@SnakePitPod

Also one i found to be crazy even if embellished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400EfSALPP4
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on September 04, 2023, 05:59:26 PM
Popping in to say that I concur re: Becky and Trish at Payback. Such a great match, even crazier when you realize Trish is pushing 50. The superplex was epic. @Sativa Lung I was thinking the same thing as well about Trish; imagine how good her matches would have been during her first run in the company if the women's division existed back then.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 04, 2023, 08:49:55 PM
Trish vs. Becky was for sure my favorite wrestling moment of the week. The All Out crowd chanting “meat forever” during Hobbs vs. Miro was a close second.

I’ve been rooting for CM Punk since his return, but man, I’m honestly glad Tony Khan pulled the trigger. I’m mostly annoyed at Punk for not letting me enjoy a strong CM Punk run because he kept sabotaging it every time he had momentum. Constant buildups and letdowns.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 04, 2023, 10:02:08 PM
Trish vs. Becky was for sure my favorite wrestling moment of the week. The All Out crowd chanting “meat forever” during Hobbs vs. Miro was a close second.

I’ve been rooting for CM Punk since his return, but man, I’m honestly glad Tony Khan pulled the trigger. I’m mostly annoyed at Punk for not letting me enjoy a strong CM Punk run because he kept sabotaging it every time he had momentum. Constant buildups and letdowns.


Same re: Punk and he kept sabotaging the company too, overshadowing many of their greatest nights. 

I just hope AEW goes back to getting along behind the scenes.   That’s what made it so endearing in the first place (though I know it’ll never quite get back to those year 1-2 levels of camaraderie).   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 06, 2023, 02:18:46 AM
Has anyone watched this channel yet? I havent watched any wrestling for like 20 or more years. I like to see what these guys are up to now.

https://www.youtube.com/@SnakePitPod

Also one i found to be crazy even if embellished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=400EfSALPP4

There's enough stories about Haku/Meng that have been corroborated by like dozens of people over the years that I'm inclined to say it's not as embellished as human nature leads us to believe. A massive, roided out, drunk (and likely coked up) Tongan is probably one of the worst people I can think of to pick a fight with. It's up there with the guy who tried to fight the big show in a bar and got the side of his head caved in.



Watched the whole pay per view; the match of the night was definitely Lynch & Stratus. Ripley match vs Roderiguez was lackluster & silent at times as the crowd was not into it. Rollins VS Nakamura was okay but Rollins beat him clean, no cash in, nothing to further extend the storyline which was a tad frustrating. Well done Becky & Trish. Always looooove when the Women’s division dominates, let alone dominates a PPV.

Yeah I watched naka vs Rollins while I was waiting for all out to start. They're both good and the crowd was into it but there was nothing special or standout about it. Just another Rollins match. When was the last time Nakamura got a big win?

All out was ok but it kinda just felt like a 2021 dynamite a lot of the time which is what I was afraid of. Shout out to the guy with the "Tony Khan just cured cancer" sign though.

Ruby sucks pretty bad and not even Stat's beautiful powerhouse ass could rescue it. Ruby runs like a scared toddler and everything is herky jerky. It's like every spot has to be like broken down into individual movements for her to do it.

Starks and Danielson was quite good. Some vicious shit in there and I thought Steamer was a pleasant surprise on the mic. His spot was well done too, dude still throws a mean chop. I feel like they could have chopped about 5 minutes out in the middle but that's most BD matches... the finish sequence was pretty good and Danielson was really in his element when he took over. My favorite match of the night.

Kingston and Shibata wasnt as bad as I thinking it would be but it wasn't good. Kingston is actually decent when he just does suplexes and power moves but he somehow doesn't have the gas tank to be a powerhouse. Yuta doing little yip yip yip noises during his mounted punches actually made me laugh out loud...why does BCC have a twink again?

Takeshita and Kenny was good but had the same "I feel like I've seen this before" thing as FTR and the bucks.

The 8 man match in particular felt like both a dynamite match and a time filler. The smarky fans trying to take it over didn't help either. I did pop for the stumpy Gunn screaming "oh shit" when he got tossed up in the air on the shatter machine though.

Moxley vs OC for the third most important belt in the company is a pretty underwhelming main event and felt like one of those matches Tony would make to try to get people to watch rampage one week. The blood was a bit much after last weekend and the strap match. I know they think they're pulling a gotcha by having OC bleed but not Moxley, but that's pretty much missing the point of the criticism.

Will Moxley please take his fucking vacation already? Really over seeing him on every. fucking. show. and it's only going to be worse now.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 07, 2023, 09:08:57 AM
I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 07, 2023, 09:16:37 AM
That Joe-MJF interaction was great.

I may have to make my 2nd Arthur Ashe Stadium trip this month to check out AEW Grand Slam in 2 weeks.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 08, 2023, 01:32:59 PM
That Joe-MJF interaction was great.

I may have to make my 2nd Arthur Ashe Stadium trip this month to check out AEW Grand Slam in 2 weeks.

You go watch some US Open or just went there to skate?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 08, 2023, 05:11:49 PM
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That Joe-MJF interaction was great.

I may have to make my 2nd Arthur Ashe Stadium trip this month to check out AEW Grand Slam in 2 weeks.
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You go watch some US Open or just went there to skate?

I went to the U.S. Open on Monday. Caught Alcaraz at Ashe.

I go to the U.S. Open every year for the last 15 years (with the exception of 2020, for obvious reasons)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 09, 2023, 05:57:40 AM
Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 09, 2023, 04:04:01 PM
I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.

Yeah swerve and hanger are two of the best talents they have and way more deserving of the spotlight than Punk and his vanity belt. Let those be the dudes who carry your shows, that's what got people hyped on them in the first place. That and MJF vs Joe would have both been very high on my list if I was given control of the toybox so needless to say I'm stoked to see how this plays out.

To put on my fantasy booker hat for a moment I think the money would be in a double turn of MJF and Cole (Cole betrays MJF which sends him completely over the edge and back to his evil heel ways, but Cole doesnt win the belt), then have Hangman be the one who steps up to stop the bloodshed and get the belt back. Imagine his handsome ass riding into the stadium on a white horse to save the day with his awesome morricone-esque theme blasting... dudes the ultimate Babyface.

I watched a little bit of Victory Road last night and it was...mixed. I haven't really watched TNA/impact/global force etc since the Perc Angle days so i didn't know what to expect...it's kinda like a step above an Indy but not quite what it used to be. The wrestling was ok but the production was a bit low budget... the themes sound like someone made them on their phone and the ring was mic'ed in a way that you could clearly hear them calling spots.

The main reason I watched it was for the Black Taurus match though...ever since Flairs last match I can't get enough of that dude. Possibly the coolest luchador I've seen since La Parka. Short arm snap power slams are such a sick move. Too bad they had him against Crazy Steve who is one of those shitty unoriginal gimmicks that they've been so fond of over the years (looking at you rellik).

Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.

Nice. Have they announced anything other than Jericho vs Guevara (please let Jericho go over) and the stupid eliminator tourney final that's almost certainly going to be Samoa Joe vs MJF?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 09, 2023, 05:27:12 PM
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I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.
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Yeah swerve and hanger are two of the best talents they have and way more deserving of the spotlight than Punk and his vanity belt. Let those be the dudes who carry your shows, that's what got people hyped on them in the first place. That and MJF vs Joe would have both been very high on my list if I was given control of the toybox so needless to say I'm stoked to see how this plays out.

To put on my fantasy booker hat for a moment I think the money would be in a double turn of MJF and Cole (Cole betrays MJF which sends him completely over the edge and back to his evil heel ways, but Cole doesnt win the belt), then have Hangman be the one who steps up to stop the bloodshed and get the belt back. Imagine his handsome ass riding into the stadium on a white horse to save the day with his awesome morricone-esque theme blasting... dudes the ultimate Babyface.

I watched a little bit of Victory Road last night and it was...mixed. I haven't really watched TNA/impact/global force etc since the Perc Angle days so i didn't know what to expect...it's kinda like a step above an Indy but not white what it used to be. The wrestling was ok but the production was a bit low budget... the themes sound like someone made them on their phone and the ring was mic'ed in a way that you could clearly hear them calling spots.

The main reason I watched it was for the Black Taurus match though...ever since Flairs last match I can't get enough of that dude. Possibly the coolest luchador I've seen since La Parka. Short arm snap power slams are such a sick move. Too bad they had him against Crazy Steve who is one of those shitty unoriginal gimmicks that they've been so fond of over the years (looking at you rellik).

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Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.
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Nice. Have they announced anything other than Jericho vs Guevara (please let Jericho go over) and the stupid eliminator tourney final that's almost certainly going to be Samoa Joe vs MJF?

Those are the only two matches I know will be on the card. I’m sure we’ll see Swerve Vs Hangman.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 09, 2023, 05:33:58 PM
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I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.
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Yeah swerve and hanger are two of the best talents they have and way more deserving of the spotlight than Punk and his vanity belt. Let those be the dudes who carry your shows, that's what got people hyped on them in the first place. That and MJF vs Joe would have both been very high on my list if I was given control of the toybox so needless to say I'm stoked to see how this plays out.

To put on my fantasy booker hat for a moment I think the money would be in a double turn of MJF and Cole (Cole betrays MJF which sends him completely over the edge and back to his evil heel ways, but Cole doesnt win the belt), then have Hangman be the one who steps up to stop the bloodshed and get the belt back. Imagine his handsome ass riding into the stadium on a white horse to save the day with his awesome morricone-esque theme blasting... dudes the ultimate Babyface.

I watched a little bit of Victory Road last night and it was...mixed. I haven't really watched TNA/impact/global force etc since the Perc Angle days so i didn't know what to expect...it's kinda like a step above an Indy but not white what it used to be. The wrestling was ok but the production was a bit low budget... the themes sound like someone made them on their phone and the ring was mic'ed in a way that you could clearly hear them calling spots.

The main reason I watched it was for the Black Taurus match though...ever since Flairs last match I can't get enough of that dude. Possibly the coolest luchador I've seen since La Parka. Short arm snap power slams are such a sick move. Too bad they had him against Crazy Steve who is one of those shitty unoriginal gimmicks that they've been so fond of over the years (looking at you rellik).

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Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.
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Nice. Have they announced anything other than Jericho vs Guevara (please let Jericho go over) and the stupid eliminator tourney final that's almost certainly going to be Samoa Joe vs MJF?
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Those are the only two matches I know will be on the card. I’m sure we’ll see Swerve Vs Hangman.

Yeah they just got off back to back PPVs.  I’m thinking this card will need a moment to build.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 09, 2023, 06:40:38 PM
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I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.
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Yeah swerve and hanger are two of the best talents they have and way more deserving of the spotlight than Punk and his vanity belt. Let those be the dudes who carry your shows, that's what got people hyped on them in the first place. That and MJF vs Joe would have both been very high on my list if I was given control of the toybox so needless to say I'm stoked to see how this plays out.

To put on my fantasy booker hat for a moment I think the money would be in a double turn of MJF and Cole (Cole betrays MJF which sends him completely over the edge and back to his evil heel ways, but Cole doesnt win the belt), then have Hangman be the one who steps up to stop the bloodshed and get the belt back. Imagine his handsome ass riding into the stadium on a white horse to save the day with his awesome morricone-esque theme blasting... dudes the ultimate Babyface.

I watched a little bit of Victory Road last night and it was...mixed. I haven't really watched TNA/impact/global force etc since the Perc Angle days so i didn't know what to expect...it's kinda like a step above an Indy but not white what it used to be. The wrestling was ok but the production was a bit low budget... the themes sound like someone made them on their phone and the ring was mic'ed in a way that you could clearly hear them calling spots.

The main reason I watched it was for the Black Taurus match though...ever since Flairs last match I can't get enough of that dude. Possibly the coolest luchador I've seen since La Parka. Short arm snap power slams are such a sick move. Too bad they had him against Crazy Steve who is one of those shitty unoriginal gimmicks that they've been so fond of over the years (looking at you rellik).

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Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.
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Nice. Have they announced anything other than Jericho vs Guevara (please let Jericho go over) and the stupid eliminator tourney final that's almost certainly going to be Samoa Joe vs MJF?
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Those are the only two matches I know will be on the card. I’m sure we’ll see Swerve Vs Hangman.
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Yeah they just got off back to back PPVs.  I’m thinking this card will need a moment to build.   

Eddie vs Claudio / title vs title     

Eddie def going over in NY
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 09, 2023, 08:06:00 PM
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I agree that All Out just looked like it could have been one of the Dynamite Supercard shows, or even if they put it on TNT on a Sunday night it could have been fine. I wasn't trying to pay $50 for it, although I did want to spend the money just so AEW didn't think people weren't buying because CM Punk was gone.

Looking forward to Swerve v. Hangman. Prince Nana is growing on me.

Roderick Strong putting the neck brace back on after his match was pretty funny.
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Yeah swerve and hanger are two of the best talents they have and way more deserving of the spotlight than Punk and his vanity belt. Let those be the dudes who carry your shows, that's what got people hyped on them in the first place. That and MJF vs Joe would have both been very high on my list if I was given control of the toybox so needless to say I'm stoked to see how this plays out.

To put on my fantasy booker hat for a moment I think the money would be in a double turn of MJF and Cole (Cole betrays MJF which sends him completely over the edge and back to his evil heel ways, but Cole doesnt win the belt), then have Hangman be the one who steps up to stop the bloodshed and get the belt back. Imagine his handsome ass riding into the stadium on a white horse to save the day with his awesome morricone-esque theme blasting... dudes the ultimate Babyface.

I watched a little bit of Victory Road last night and it was...mixed. I haven't really watched TNA/impact/global force etc since the Perc Angle days so i didn't know what to expect...it's kinda like a step above an Indy but not white what it used to be. The wrestling was ok but the production was a bit low budget... the themes sound like someone made them on their phone and the ring was mic'ed in a way that you could clearly hear them calling spots.

The main reason I watched it was for the Black Taurus match though...ever since Flairs last match I can't get enough of that dude. Possibly the coolest luchador I've seen since La Parka. Short arm snap power slams are such a sick move. Too bad they had him against Crazy Steve who is one of those shitty unoriginal gimmicks that they've been so fond of over the years (looking at you rellik).

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Got my ticket for a grand slam. Those tickets are ridiculously cheap, I paid $30 for what would’ve been an over $200 US open seat.
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Nice. Have they announced anything other than Jericho vs Guevara (please let Jericho go over) and the stupid eliminator tourney final that's almost certainly going to be Samoa Joe vs MJF?
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Those are the only two matches I know will be on the card. I’m sure we’ll see Swerve Vs Hangman.
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Yeah they just got off back to back PPVs.  I’m thinking this card will need a moment to build.   
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Eddie vs Claudio / title vs title     

Eddie def going over in NY


Bryan Danielson is finally wrestling Zach Sabre Jr


But at WrestleDream (I guess they punted the dream match to be in BD’s hometown)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on September 09, 2023, 09:02:09 PM
Just got back from a live event at the Mall Of America in Minnesota. El Hijo del Vikingo was in the main event - that guy is incredible. Erick Rowan also wrestled and there was a short Bray Wyatt tribute after his match. All in all, a great event.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 10, 2023, 05:14:12 PM
GUNTHER MAKING HISTORY AS THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION IN HISTORY!

I will say I am a fan of the Honkey Tonk Man & met him as a kid......but history needed to change.

As far as AEW, I again tried watching it & stopped after Jade Cargill returned. Just no interest & no point. I guess Mox will just be bleeding more as now he has a belt & will probably be wrestling every week now... Curious to see if Edge somehow goes over to AEW even though I should know better. Even if he did, I do not think it would matter. Maybe it would give Christian something better to do other than have this strange relationship with Luchasaurus.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 10, 2023, 05:53:01 PM
GUNTHER MAKING HISTORY AS THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION IN HISTORY!

I will say I am a fan of the Honkey Tonk Man & met him as a kid......but history needed to change.

As far as AEW, I again tried watching it & stopped after Jade Cargill returned. Just no interest & no point. I guess Mox will just be bleeding more as now he has a belt & will probably be wrestling every week now... Curious to see if Edge somehow goes over to AEW even though I should know better. Even if he did, I do not think it would matter. Maybe it would give Christian something better to do other than have this strange relationship with Luchasaurus.


Was Mox not wrestling every week before?
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 11, 2023, 02:01:28 PM
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GUNTHER MAKING HISTORY AS THE LONGEST REIGNING INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION IN HISTORY!

I will say I am a fan of the Honkey Tonk Man & met him as a kid......but history needed to change.

As far as AEW, I again tried watching it & stopped after Jade Cargill returned. Just no interest & no point. I guess Mox will just be bleeding more as now he has a belt & will probably be wrestling every week now... Curious to see if Edge somehow goes over to AEW even though I should know better. Even if he did, I do not think it would matter. Maybe it would give Christian something better to do other than have this strange relationship with Luchasaurus.
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Was Mox not wrestling every week before?

No. He may have done some promos but he wasn’t always on. And when he was, he was figuring out what tool or kitchen utensil to use on someone with out build up or storyline.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 12, 2023, 07:12:50 PM
NXT with a solid showing!

Becky Lynch is the new Women's Champ which I am stoked on although I will say I was legitimately surprised as I thought Stratton was going to hang on for quite sometime.
Ilja Dragunov is the No 1 Contender for the NXT Championship & hopefully beats Carmello Hayes at No Mercy
Solid performance from Tyler Bate & Axiom
Breaker & Corbin feud looking good.


All of this to say well done NXT/WWE & AEW could not touch this tonight if they tried.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on September 12, 2023, 10:14:08 PM
I'm surprised Becky won, I figured they were going to use this match to put over Tiffany, since they've been showing her more and more in the crowd on the main shows.

Dragunov is my favorite of the newer NXT guys. Stoked to see him continue to be pushed.

And I didn't know until tonight that the Creed Brothers weren never planned to go to the main roster after they "left" NXT, that it was just a storyline thing. Too bad, because I love those guys. Maybe it's for the better, since they haven't done shit with any of the other recent tag teams from NXT. Chance & Carter and Dawn & Fyre were both pretty over in NXT and after 1-2 matches on the main roster where they were squashed, they haven't been on TV since.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 12, 2023, 10:47:43 PM
Wwe rehired Nia Jax for godsakes
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 13, 2023, 01:15:09 AM
Doc series on current OVW just dropped on Netflix.   “The Wrestlers”.  No clue on its quality
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 13, 2023, 02:03:39 AM
Just got back from a live event at the Mall Of America in Minnesota. El Hijo del Vikingo was in the main event - that guy is incredible. Erick Rowan also wrestled and there was a short Bray Wyatt tribute after his match. All in all, a great event.

Rowan is one of those guys that just screams old school Minnesota wrassler to me. He's a throwback to the road warriors and nord the barbarian types...just big beefy Scandinavian powerhouses. Always liked that dude and thought he got a raw deal...sent him out on his own with an awful gimmick then blamed him when it didn't work and future endeavor'ed him. I don't know why AEW hasn't signed him, he got a good reaction when he showed up before and there's the Brodie link so there's a bunch of stories you could do there. Plus he's pretty good in the ring and they still don't really have many big guys who can work a full singles match.

Vikingo is good too... It's not my favorite kind of wrestling but as far as flippy guys go he's one of the best doing it right now. I'm sure live it's absolutely insane to see him do his thing. I'd say amongst AEW's current crop of luchadors he'd be my #4 behind lucha bros and bandido. I like him better than Komander or gravity.

I don't really follow NXT and I don't watch much WWE in general but I'm with you on the creed boys. When I see them on I'll stop and watch the match. They're kind of a modern version of the Briscos mixed with the steiners which makes sense since I think they were scouted by Gerry. I know people like to talk Julius up as a future singles star because of his look but I actually like Brutus better. He's got that sawed off powerhouse build and style like Taz but does a lot of creative Kanyon-esque shit too. Its weird because they're not original in any way but still feel fresh and unique. For my money they're way more of an actual throwback tag team than FTR.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 13, 2023, 03:17:51 AM
I'm surprised Becky won, I figured they were going to use this match to put over Tiffany, since they've been showing her more and more in the crowd on the main shows.

Dragunov is my favorite of the newer NXT guys. Stoked to see him continue to be pushed.

And I didn't know until tonight that the Creed Brothers weren never planned to go to the main roster after they "left" NXT, that it was just a storyline thing. Too bad, because I love those guys. Maybe it's for the better, since they haven't done shit with any of the other recent tag teams from NXT. Chance & Carter and Dawn & Fyre were both pretty over in NXT and after 1-2 matches on the main roster where they were squashed, they haven't been on TV since.


I think Becky is going to be a stepping stone for Lyra & maybe Tiffany as I cannot imagine this is the end.
As far as Dragunov, I really hope this is his moment either to win & become champ as Carmelo has not delivered in my opinion OR he gets a call up & dethrones Gunther as the story is there between those two…..


NXT is on fire. Great stuff. I will say I wish the Heritage Cup storyline is a tad boring & it doesn’t feel like a championship (I know the history….) but that’s my only complaint which is fine….

Axiom could grow on me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 13, 2023, 03:54:58 PM
Dammmmmmn RAW got absolutely pumped in the ratings by MNF. I know that always happens but this was an extreme case. Apparently the worst rated live episode ever, only 1.3 mil viewers. I think dynamite has been in that ballpark a few times when it was hot, although it's pretty much leveled off at the 800-900k mark for a while now.

Also the actual attendance (from the local govts turnstile count) came out for all in - 72,265. Still a crazy number and more than I predicted but not quite the 81k number that will Ospreay got tattooed on himself (lol). I think WWE overstated the mania in Texas a few years ago even worse... they announced over 100k but the actual number was around 80ish.

Dynamite looks pretty good tonight, I might tune in. Hangman vs Brian Cage, Samoa Joe vs Roddy Strong, and Mox vs Big Bill which is one of the only ways you could get me excited to watch a Moxley match. There's also a woman's 4 way but Britt is in it so we'll see at least one sloppy sequence or blown spot.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 13, 2023, 04:40:48 PM
Royal Rumble in Tampa Bay. I may try to go to that one too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 15, 2023, 12:11:51 AM
If you believe the dirt sheets HHH just scooped Jade out from under Tony's well powdered nose...that could be interesting. She's going to step up massively working with better talent like Asuka and Becky or she's going to get exposed when they put her with Rhea and Bianca and other women who can match her physically. I'm not sure which.

I kinda wonder if they won't put her on NXT or something. They could always go for Vince's favorite - make her look like shit on purpose so it looks like everyone from their competition is at a lower level.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 15, 2023, 04:15:02 AM
If you believe the dirt sheets HHH just scooped Jade out from under Tony's well powdered nose...that could be interesting. She's going to step up massively working with better talent like Asuka and Becky or she's going to get exposed when they put her with Rhea and Bianca and other women who can match her physically. I'm not sure which.

I kinda wonder if they won't put her on NXT or something. They could always go for Vince's favorite - make her look like shit on purpose so it looks like everyone from their competition is at a lower level.

She’s supposedly going to NXT…I mean she did her thing in AEW and apparently she had a great match with Statlander on Rampage tonight but booking someone post streak is always a tough one. 

I’m not too worried about her being exposed.   Most NXT women are iffy and main roster just brought back Nia Jax

Also, now that the merger has happened, prepare for Fed to do some roster lay offs
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 15, 2023, 04:33:11 AM
Royal Rumble in Tampa Bay. I may try to go to that one too.

I live in Tampa! Might have to do a PALS Royal Rumble meetup!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 15, 2023, 06:37:19 AM
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Royal Rumble in Tampa Bay. I may try to go to that one too.
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I live in Tampa! Might have to do a PALS Royal Rumble meetup!

That would be sick.

What better way to do my 2nd Royal Rumble than before I go to Wrestlemania?

I’ve also been friending for some West Tampa Sandwich Shop Cubanos.

I’ll probably be down in Clearwater in the spring a lot more too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 15, 2023, 10:22:50 PM
Was watching a Terry Funk shoot with corny and he told the craziest fucking story I've ever heard. Now we all know how many headshots he took and some of his stories are a little...off...like the one about a child Billy Bob Thornton jacking off a dog. This one sounded so fucking insane I assumed it was the same...then I googled it.

(https://i.redd.it/5mdq8ou6gf6b1.jpg)


Holy shit. The way Terry told it, when he got her outside he made it to the car and body slammed her on the hood before being arrested. He didn't mention the kid though.

It's so old that we can't really beg Busey for dark side on it but that has to be the absolute craziest story involving a wrestler I have ever heard. They talked about Dr. Jerry Graham not being a gimmick and being actually insane and it reminded me of something that I just know for some reason....Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler as a kid was Dr. Jerry Graham.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 16, 2023, 08:58:23 AM
Cody - I'm not leaving until I FINISH THE ST......

Rock - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FINISH THE STORY!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 12:31:14 AM
Cody - I'm not leaving until I FINISH THE ST......

Rock - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FINISH THE STORY!!!!!!

I'll believe it when I see it. Rockys 50+, hasn't had a real match in a decade, and has been abusing steroids hard for the better part of the last 20 years. I imagine he'd rip several muscles just rolling into the ring, much like other old juiceheads have done, let alone taking an actual bump. It happened last time when he was still somewhat in shape, so I can't see him magically being able to do it now 10 years older and probably 30+ pounds heavier.

My moneys on them using him as someone's manager and maybe doing a spot or something.

Collision was rough. The opening match was good - Big Bill looks more like a main eventer every time I see him and hes the first big man I've seen in a while who can work 10 minutes at a small man's pace and not even be breathing heavy. He looked like he was in better shape than Cesaro somehow. The ending sequence of the main event was good. Everything in between was terrible.

The walmart Wyatt family - I legit can't remember what theyre called, the something - are trying WAY too hard to be weird (but not in the fun campy way) and the crowd shit on them for it. Oh and production somehow left the countdown in on a Keith Lee promo segment. The rest of the matches were awful or stupid booking (feeding iron savages to FTR in a glorified squash as soon as they start to get over a little) to the point I don't even want to talk about them. It was pretty miserable. One of the worst AEW shows I've watched in a long time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 17, 2023, 02:10:39 AM
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I'll believe it when I see it. Rockys 50+, hasn't had a real match in a decade, and has been abusing steroids hard for the better part of the last 20 years. I imagine he'd rip several muscles just rolling into the ring, much like other old juiceheads have done, let alone taking an actual bump. It happened last time when he was still somewhat in shape, so I can't see him magically being able to do it now 10 years older and probably 30+ pounds heavier.

My moneys on them using him as someone's manager and maybe doing a spot or something.

Collision was rough. The opening match was good - Big Bill looks more like a main eventer every time I see him and hes the first big man I've seen in a while who can work 10 minutes at a small man's pace and not even be breathing heavy. He looked like he was in better shape than Cesaro somehow. The ending sequence of the main event was good. Everything in between was terrible.

The walmart Wyatt family - I legit can't remember what theyre called, the something - are trying WAY too hard to be weird (but not in the fun campy way) and the crowd shit on them for it. Oh and production somehow left the countdown in on a Keith Lee promo segment. The rest of the matches were awful or stupid booking (feeding iron savages to FTR in a glorified squash as soon as they start to get over a little) to the point I don't even want to talk about them. It was pretty miserable. One of the worst AEW shows I've watched in a long time.

The Kingdom?   It’s funny you call them that because they were supposed to be brought over to be apart of the Wyatt 6

Collision seems interesting next week.   Andrade vs Jay White has great potential
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 17, 2023, 12:06:18 PM
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Cody - I'm not leaving until I FINISH THE ST......

Rock - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FINISH THE STORY!!!!!!
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I'll believe it when I see it. Rockys 50+, hasn't had a real match in a decade, and has been abusing steroids hard for the better part of the last 20 years. I imagine he'd rip several muscles just rolling into the ring, much like other old juiceheads have done, let alone taking an actual bump. It happened last time when he was still somewhat in shape, so I can't see him magically being able to do it now 10 years older and probably 30+ pounds heavier.

My moneys on them using him as someone's manager and maybe doing a spot or something.

Collision was rough. The opening match was good - Big Bill looks more like a main eventer every time I see him and hes the first big man I've seen in a while who can work 10 minutes at a small man's pace and not even be breathing heavy. He looked like he was in better shape than Cesaro somehow. The ending sequence of the main event was good. Everything in between was terrible.

The walmart Wyatt family - I legit can't remember what theyre called, the something - are trying WAY too hard to be weird (but not in the fun campy way) and the crowd shit on them for it. Oh and production somehow left the countdown in on a Keith Lee promo segment. The rest of the matches were awful or stupid booking (feeding iron savages to FTR in a glorified squash as soon as they start to get over a little) to the point I don't even want to talk about them. It was pretty miserable. One of the worst AEW shows I've watched in a long time.

Seriously had the remote in my hand for Collision, thought about it, just about to go for it then my wife politely asked if she could watch one of her shows. Sounds like she saved me.


AEW is a sinking ship……..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 06:06:56 PM
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Rock - IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU FINISH THE STORY!!!!!!
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I'll believe it when I see it. Rockys 50+, hasn't had a real match in a decade, and has been abusing steroids hard for the better part of the last 20 years. I imagine he'd rip several muscles just rolling into the ring, much like other old juiceheads have done, let alone taking an actual bump. It happened last time when he was still somewhat in shape, so I can't see him magically being able to do it now 10 years older and probably 30+ pounds heavier.

My moneys on them using him as someone's manager and maybe doing a spot or something.

Collision was rough. The opening match was good - Big Bill looks more like a main eventer every time I see him and hes the first big man I've seen in a while who can work 10 minutes at a small man's pace and not even be breathing heavy. He looked like he was in better shape than Cesaro somehow. The ending sequence of the main event was good. Everything in between was terrible.

The walmart Wyatt family - I legit can't remember what theyre called, the something - are trying WAY too hard to be weird (but not in the fun campy way) and the crowd shit on them for it. Oh and production somehow left the countdown in on a Keith Lee promo segment. The rest of the matches were awful or stupid booking (feeding iron savages to FTR in a glorified squash as soon as they start to get over a little) to the point I don't even want to talk about them. It was pretty miserable. One of the worst AEW shows I've watched in a long time.
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The Kingdom?   It’s funny you call them that because they were supposed to be brought over to be apart of the Wyatt 6

Collision seems interesting next week.   Andrade vs Jay White has great potential

The kingdom...ahh....all I could think of was The Boredom. Ba-dum-tiss!

Yeah, strong high school theater class vibes from those dudes... "hey guys look how CRAZY and SPOOKY I am...I keep fake laughing and opening my eyes wide and sticking my tongue out! I must be nuts!"

I'm definitely down for Jay vs Andrade, that was one of the positives from the show. Especially after they put my boy with Scorpio this week...that dude needs to find his way to the bottom of the ROH roster real fast because he was able to somehow make me bored watching one of my favorite wrestlers. I don't think even swerve or MJF could make him interesting. The experiment is over, it didn't work, move on.

I kinda want beefcake Boulder to be their Otis style breakout star but I'm worried Tony won't see the potential and will just keep him as a tag team job guy. Ideally I'd like to see them repackage him into a more serious gimmick, maybe rebuild the dork order as an actual threat like they originally were and have him be the muscle or something. I'd have him just watch a bunch of tapes of Vader in AJPW and young Brock and learn how to work as a monster. Knowing TK he'll do it right for like 3 weeks and then get bored and feed him to OC on rampage though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 17, 2023, 07:18:41 PM
The Kurt Angle Documentary on Peacock is worth the watch. Been a fan of Angle since his debut which for me says something because I was hell, 10...? & I remember just thinking this guy is great, mostly because he was kayfabe delusional to think the Attitude era would embrace the three I's. Also rules that he basically was the answer to the Patriot, Del Wilkes.


Anyway, give it a watch. Kurt will always be on my Rushmore. Easily my favorite pro wrestler of all time. Plus, he's from Pittsburgh where the late great Bruno was from. Oh its true!

RUSHMORE: Kurt Angle, Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker, Bret Hart & Gunther (for all of his matches & pure style)

RUSHMORE FOR MY GRANDFATHER WHO GOT ME INTO THIS (A MAN OF PURE HONOR):
Iron Sheik, Ernie Ladd, Chris Benoit, Ivan Putski & Freddie Blassie

Sorry for the rant. Just on a major wrestling kick (never not) & coming off of a really fun skate session where I got a compliment which never happens...


On an AEW note, why the hell can't they push Miro more? I'd be up for that. And while I'm at it, can we end the BCC since Regal is gone, Claudio is the the only European (Swiss Cyborg) & shake things up. Claudio by himself would be grand. I want to like AEW, probably to a fault, but it is just not there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 18, 2023, 06:18:53 PM
They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 18, 2023, 06:46:01 PM
They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.

I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on September 18, 2023, 07:18:16 PM
They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.


Knew about Angle’s one brother as it’s sad. I thought his brother Eric was actually in federal prison as of lately but I’m not up to date on that.

I knew about the Hobbs & Miro feud but I thought it was kind of done already. I know of Lana returning (RUSEV!!!) but is that going anywhere?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 18, 2023, 07:38:59 PM
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They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
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I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there

Virgil’s from Pittsburgh.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 19, 2023, 03:43:38 PM
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They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
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I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there
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Virgil’s from Pittsburgh.

Good call, I can't believe I forgot him... I used to buy smack off someone in the Wilkinsburg area that claimed he was related to him. He constantly shorted me so given all the stories about Virgil in retirement I guess I believe it haha.

You just reminded me of this legendary tweet from last year

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/1575291603299753984

And that reminded me of the story in Foley's book about Virgil getting to Memphis? (Might have been a different territory) and walking around naked all the time bragging about how big his dick was until Rob Fuller showed up and put him to shame. Foley said he never quite recovered from that haha

I was going to embed this but it might qualify as nsfw depending on where you work.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDI6KAdWMAEj1K_?format=jpg&name=medium
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 19, 2023, 07:42:25 PM
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They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
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I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there
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Virgil’s from Pittsburgh.
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Good call, I can't believe I forgot him... I used to buy smack off someone in the Wilkinsburg area that claimed he was related to him. He constantly shorted me so given all the stories about Virgil in retirement I guess I believe it haha.

You just reminded me of this legendary tweet from last year

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/1575291603299753984

And that reminded me of the story in Foley's book about Virgil getting to Memphis? (Might have been a different territory) and walking around naked all the time bragging about how big his dick was until Rob Fuller showed up and put him to shame. Foley said he never quite recovered from that haha

I was going to embed this but it might qualify as nsfw depending on where you work.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDI6KAdWMAEj1K_?format=jpg&name=medium

I heard Virgil doesn’t actually write any of those tweets. It’s some white guy who runs his account like the Iron Sheik had.

I’m going to my second AEW Grand Slam tomorrow night and I can’t wait.

Also headed to the Burgh this weekend and may have to skate the Atwood lot and maybe Milliones if I’ve got some free time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 19, 2023, 09:07:08 PM
Just realized Brock Sampson from Venture Brothers reminds me of Magnum TA without the Selleck stache
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 20, 2023, 04:18:06 PM
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They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
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I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there
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Virgil’s from Pittsburgh.
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Good call, I can't believe I forgot him... I used to buy smack off someone in the Wilkinsburg area that claimed he was related to him. He constantly shorted me so given all the stories about Virgil in retirement I guess I believe it haha.

You just reminded me of this legendary tweet from last year

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/1575291603299753984

And that reminded me of the story in Foley's book about Virgil getting to Memphis? (Might have been a different territory) and walking around naked all the time bragging about how big his dick was until Rob Fuller showed up and put him to shame. Foley said he never quite recovered from that haha

I was going to embed this but it might qualify as nsfw depending on where you work.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDI6KAdWMAEj1K_?format=jpg&name=medium
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I heard Virgil doesn’t actually write any of those tweets. It’s some white guy who runs his account like the Iron Sheik had.

I’m going to my second AEW Grand Slam tomorrow night and I can’t wait.

Also headed to the Burgh this weekend and may have to skate the Atwood lot and maybe Milliones if I’ve got some free time.

Fuck dude when are you gonna be here? I'm actually going up to slippery rock for the weekend to visit some friends. You picked the first weekend in like months that I won't be home hahaha.

Milliones was a little messy on the run up a few weeks ago but it's nothing a good sweep or a bigger wheel can't handle...shits still an accidental skatepark haha. I have no clue how Evan Smith and those dudes skate the big bank, last time I looked at it the cracks were so big vines were growing out of it. Really is the quintessential pgh spot though and its been cool to see it still poppinf up in lakai and thrasher videos recently. I got broke the fuck off bombing the hill down to centre a few years ago and I get still like mild ptsd when I walk up it haha.

Have you heard about our new DIY? It's the old boundary st playground down in panther hollow and it's pretty fun. I think it's marked on Google maps but if not just take centre away from downtown til you hit Neville St, then hang a right and follow that all the way down into the hollow, once you get across the train tracks and under the bridge boundary st will be your first left. 5 minute drive from Milliones. You could probably skate it almost as fast if there was no such thing as traffic because it's basically downhill the entire way and you know how steep those hills are haha.

If you haven't been to radio yet definitely check that out if you're passing through Bloomfield and have a minute. They always have great shop tees. If you need a board or anything else just lemme know and I'll leave it with the secretary or stash it somewhere for you before I leave.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 20, 2023, 10:10:38 PM
Rey Fenix wins the strap of Moxley in a precautionary move.   Hope they stick with it and don’t 50/50 it back when Mox gets cleared

Don’t like Sammy, but I like the booking of Callis taking his closest wrestlers’ protégés
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 21, 2023, 09:56:08 AM
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They actually are pushing Miro...they just brought CJ (as his "hot and flexible" wife) in for the storyline. He's in a program with Powerhouse Hobbs and it's just getting going but has been good so far. They definitely wasted him for a long time, but I'm hoping he's going to be a focal point for collision going forward. I don't have a lot of faith in TK booking, but it should be hard to fuck it up given how good both guys are and the fact CJ is actually a fantastic promo (loved her as Lana), plus collision seems to do more pre-tapes than live promos which is where they really shine.

Kurt is from the other end of Pittsburgh from me. He's kind of a local celebrity but interestingly his family is somewhat notorious for being kind of stereotypical violent trashy yinzers. Eric (the one that WWF used as a body double) got caught selling roids and got thrown out of a youth wrestling tournament after chokeslamming an 8 year old - I wish I was making that up. I cant remember if he got arrested for that one but he might have. Kurts older brother killed his wife by dragging her off the couch and standing on her chest while pulling on her arms and caved in her chest. Again, wish I was making this up. Iirc Kurts sister died of a heroin overdose as well. When Kurt talks about his demons, a lot of people don't realize how deep they run... I suppose they're kind of like the Pittsburgh Harts in a way.

Pittsburgh doesn't have the best wrestling tradition aside from Bruno and Kurt haha. We can also claim Shane Douglas, Corey Graves, Britt Baker, Rob Conway, and Elias but I'm not sure why anyone would want to.

Oh I guess there's Denucci too...Foley tells some pretty great stories about training with him in his first book. He's always been really good about showing love to us when he comes here because of that and the fact hes forever linked with the city because of Hell in a Cell 98.
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I’d like to add Foxcatcher into PA wrestling tradition.  Angle was there
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Virgil’s from Pittsburgh.
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Good call, I can't believe I forgot him... I used to buy smack off someone in the Wilkinsburg area that claimed he was related to him. He constantly shorted me so given all the stories about Virgil in retirement I guess I believe it haha.

You just reminded me of this legendary tweet from last year

https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/1575291603299753984

And that reminded me of the story in Foley's book about Virgil getting to Memphis? (Might have been a different territory) and walking around naked all the time bragging about how big his dick was until Rob Fuller showed up and put him to shame. Foley said he never quite recovered from that haha

I was going to embed this but it might qualify as nsfw depending on where you work.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDI6KAdWMAEj1K_?format=jpg&name=medium
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I heard Virgil doesn’t actually write any of those tweets. It’s some white guy who runs his account like the Iron Sheik had.

I’m going to my second AEW Grand Slam tomorrow night and I can’t wait.

Also headed to the Burgh this weekend and may have to skate the Atwood lot and maybe Milliones if I’ve got some free time.
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Fuck dude when are you gonna be here? I'm actually going up to slippery rock for the weekend to visit some friends. You picked the first weekend in like months that I won't be home hahaha.

Milliones was a little messy on the run up a few weeks ago but it's nothing a good sweep or a bigger wheel can't handle...shits still an accidental skatepark haha. I have no clue how Evan Smith and those dudes skate the big bank, last time I looked at it the cracks were so big vines were growing out of it. Really is the quintessential pgh spot though and its been cool to see it still poppinf up in lakai and thrasher videos recently. I got broke the fuck off bombing the hill down to centre a few years ago and I get still like mild ptsd when I walk up it haha.

Have you heard about our new DIY? It's the old boundary st playground down in panther hollow and it's pretty fun. I think it's marked on Google maps but if not just take centre away from downtown til you hit Neville St, then hang a right and follow that all the way down into the hollow, once you get across the train tracks and under the bridge boundary st will be your first left. 5 minute drive from Milliones. You could probably skate it almost as fast if there was no such thing as traffic because it's basically downhill the entire way and you know how steep those hills are haha.

If you haven't been to radio yet definitely check that out if you're passing through Bloomfield and have a minute. They always have great shop tees. If you need a board or anything else just lemme know and I'll leave it with the secretary or stash it somewhere for you before I leave.

I should be there Saturday afternoon. Staying in East Liberty.

Crazy to think I was skating Milliones 23 years ago. I always had fun at that spot, even with seasonal allergies. I did classroom observations there as an undergrad and lived in one of the fraternity houses right by it.

I hadn’t heard too much about the DIY in Oakland. I’ve skated the DIY by church brew Works in Bloomfield. I know that one’s come along way since I was there last. My friends built that one.

I always hated going to house parties in that part of Oakland.

Haven’t been to radio yet, but I remember when it was overcast. I know they had some issue with a fire or some thing. I’ll probably go check radio out while I’m there. I was around for when One Up first opened. My friends opened that shop. I used to skate 885 all the time on weeknights during the winter. Those were fun times.

Grand slam last night was pretty fun. I can give you guys spoilers for rampage if you want. One funny thing that they did off camera was they got Daniel Garcia to talk Tony Kahn into doing that dance lol. I actually really like the Sammy Guevara - Don Callis partnership. Dan Calais got so much heat when he talked. You couldn’t hear him because of how loud the crowd was. It was a complete shut out. The last two performers I saw get shut out due to heat were Elias at an NXT show when he first used the Drifter gimmick and Dan Lambert at the first Grand Slam.

They put more emphasis on rampage than they did on Dynamite. The Moxley pin botch  definitely weird to see in person. The crowd was also very anti-Claudio and pro Kingston. I figured that would be the case with New Yorkers.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 21, 2023, 03:44:39 PM
Mustafa Ali
Emma
Elias
Top Dolla
Rick Boogs
Riddick Moss
Aliyah
Shelton Benjamin
Dolph Ziggler
MACE
Mansoor
Dana Brooke
Commander Azeez aka Dabba-Kato
Shanky
Quincy Elliott
Bryson Montana
Yulisa Leon
Daniel McArthur



I guess none are super exciting and feel inevitable except Ali

Definitely see Tony Khan leaping at the chance to sign Mustafa Ali (particularly because of shared cultural background).   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 21, 2023, 04:04:41 PM
Mustafa Ali
Emma
Elias
Top Dolla
Rick Boogs
Riddick Moss
Aliyah
Shelton Benjamin
Dolph Ziggler
MACE
Mansoor
Dana Brooke
Commander Azeez aka Dabba-Kato
Shanky
Quincy Elliott
Bryson Montana
Yulisa Leon
Daniel McArthur



I guess none are super exciting and feel inevitable except Ali

Definitely see Tony Khan leaping at the chance to sign Mustafa Ali (particularly because of shared cultural background).

Shelton and Dolph would thrive in AEW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 21, 2023, 04:35:40 PM
I kinda wonder if Dolph isn't gonna come do a feel-good program with his brother.

I could maybe fuck with Dabba Kato since you know how I like the giants but I don't know if most of the AEW audience would give a shit about him.

Pat dude you're gonna be close to my spot but I'll be up north scaring people with the Sam Mohawk story on Saturday. Watch out for the spotted lantern flies all over the east end but especially in Oakland... I've never seen anything like it, once the sun comes out they swarm in shady spots and you can kill thousands at a time, then come back ten minutes later and there will be a new layer over the dead ones. They don't really fly either, they just jump high enough to latch on your clothes and hair and whatever the fuck else they can grab on to. Shit makes stink bugs and gypsy moths look like child's play.

Grand slam looked really good from what I saw. I'm going to watch the rest here shortly before football starts. I already watched the MJF stuff of course and Jesus Christ they need to get a new ramp setup or put up bowling lane bumpers on it to keep the talent from jumping off or something. That's exactly what set off all the Punk drama, so I would laugh so hard if they turn it into a storyline where Cole just becomes an insufferable asshole and starts fights with everyone over perceived slights.

Didn't Moxley get hurt in a ramp related incident at some point too or am I misremembering that?

Also saw the Fenix thing. Even if it was a complete fluke you know I'm gonna be stoked about my boy wearing a belt. Dude is definitely worthy of the belt too, so it's not even like it's a booking disaster. I would love if they pivot it off into a mini feud because if I'm gonna have to watch Moxley every week I might as well get some lucha bros with it right? I kinda hate that the marks were instantly bitching about it and calling him unsafe because both he and penta are known to "work snug" but that's wrestling these days.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 21, 2023, 05:37:42 PM
I think you’re thinking of BD getting his leg stuck between the ring and the ramp
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 21, 2023, 11:24:06 PM
Curious how Becky, Drew and Sheamus’s expiring contracts go with WWE in a post merger cost cutting mood.    I could see them saying good bye to all three (maaaaybe keeping Becky, but I feel like they think Rhea has already surpassed her in popularity now)


Re: Impact.   If anything could get me to check out a PPV, Speedball vs Osprey and Shelley vs Alexander is the way to start tempting me
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 22, 2023, 02:31:12 AM
I think you’re thinking of BD getting his leg stuck between the ring and the ramp

No I actually forgot about that one too haha. I looked it up and he didnt get hurt, just fell off it in a pretty hilarious way during the Hangman feud. Someone needs to make an AEW ramp highlight video.

Watched the rest of grand slam...

That was the best Eddie match I've seen in like a decade. Cue the comments about Claudio and a broomstick haha. Even if he did spend a lot of it in rest holds or selling on his back they kept a fairly steady pace up through the build/shine segments and once the heat started the crowd really perked up. I kinda thought Eddie was winning as soon as they gave him the prematch walkout cam but being a loveable loser is kind of his gimmick so I wasn't entirely sure. Gonna be interesting to see how his defenses go, but this was pretty clean and the crowd was hot so solid work from Kingston there. Good stuff.

Love Jericho but I wasn't really in the mood to put up with Sammy's bullshit selling so I skipped most of that. Unfortunately one of the spots I stopped to watch for a second was seeing Sammy go for the cover after his codebreaker and I didn't know whether to crack up, cry, or vomit.

Wow Saraya is really shit at wrestling. It would be one thing if she was cool and a good example for the other girls and whatnot, but she's also a complete carny chav piece of shit and an awful person in her private life. I think some people just excuse it because they still feel bad all those videos of her shoving things up her butt for Brad Maddox got leaked, but she brings nothing of value to the company.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2023, 03:14:50 AM
Had no idea Saraya sucked as a person.   She obviously didn’t strike me as a chill person though.   Didn’t hear about the butt stuff, I thought it was just Xavier Woods she had a video with. 

I also think she gets a pass because she came back from injury, was with Alberto Del Rio AND had the sex tape leaked
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 24, 2023, 03:37:55 AM
Had no idea Saraya sucked as a person.   She obviously didn’t strike me as a chill person though.   Didn’t hear about the butt stuff, I thought it was just Xavier Woods she had a video with. 

I also think she gets a pass because she came back from injury, was with Alberto Del Rio AND had the sex tape leaked

The one that everyone makes jokes out about was the one with Xavier where Maddox is filming them from 3 feet away like a total cuck creep, but there's like probably 20-30ish vids that got leaked where you can also see her engaging in such classy behavior as giving him a blow job while she's on the phone with someone and banging him in a public dressing room. I haven't seen them since it all went down (no pun intended) so there may be even more that I don't remember.

Interestingly, Her boyfriend now is somehow an even bigger piece of shit than Del Rio or Maddox. I'm expecting her to move on to a mass murderer next. Her family are genuine carnies and terrible people as well so it's not really a surprise that she turned out this way, but it is a little disappointing.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on September 24, 2023, 08:24:41 AM
Was watching a Terry Funk shoot with corny and he told the craziest fucking story I've ever heard. Now we all know how many headshots he took and some of his stories are a little...off...like the one about a child Billy Bob Thornton jacking off a dog. This one sounded so fucking insane I assumed it was the same...then I googled it.

(https://i.redd.it/5mdq8ou6gf6b1.jpg)


Holy shit. The way Terry told it, when he got her outside he made it to the car and body slammed her on the hood before being arrested. He didn't mention the kid though.

It's so old that we can't really beg Busey for dark side on it but that has to be the absolute craziest story involving a wrestler I have ever heard. They talked about Dr. Jerry Graham not being a gimmick and being actually insane and it reminded me of something that I just know for some reason....Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler as a kid was Dr. Jerry Graham.

Cornette tells the story in this season of Dark Side! Or maybe in was Tales from the Territories? One of the two. I first heard it in this six part episode of Behind the Bastards about Vince McMahon. Fucking insane.

https://youtu.be/JLdaMY9n_Oc?si=q4jtzMZqWUCDj8vd

And yep, Saraya is dating a dude with an ongoing history of domestic abuse and other violent crimes including singing in a screamo-rap band:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/avnxkp/ronnie-radke-falling-in-reverse-worst-song-ever
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 24, 2023, 07:00:14 PM
Anyone catch the OVW documentary on Netflix?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 24, 2023, 07:17:57 PM
Anyone catch the OVW documentary on Netflix?

Not yet, the Cassandro El Exotico movie starring Gael Garcia Bernal and Bad Bunny just dropped on Prime as well


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2023, 03:05:55 AM
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Was watching a Terry Funk shoot with corny and he told the craziest fucking story I've ever heard. Now we all know how many headshots he took and some of his stories are a little...off...like the one about a child Billy Bob Thornton jacking off a dog. This one sounded so fucking insane I assumed it was the same...then I googled it.

(https://i.redd.it/5mdq8ou6gf6b1.jpg)


Holy shit. The way Terry told it, when he got her outside he made it to the car and body slammed her on the hood before being arrested. He didn't mention the kid though.

It's so old that we can't really beg Busey for dark side on it but that has to be the absolute craziest story involving a wrestler I have ever heard. They talked about Dr. Jerry Graham not being a gimmick and being actually insane and it reminded me of something that I just know for some reason....Vince McMahon's favorite wrestler as a kid was Dr. Jerry Graham.
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Cornette tells the story in this season of Dark Side! Or maybe in was Tales from the Territories? One of the two. I first heard it in this six part episode of Behind the Bastards about Vince McMahon. Fucking insane.

https://youtu.be/JLdaMY9n_Oc?si=q4jtzMZqWUCDj8vd

And yep, Saraya is dating a dude with an ongoing history of domestic abuse and other violent crimes including singing in a screamo-rap band:

https://www.vice.com/en/article/avnxkp/ronnie-radke-falling-in-reverse-worst-song-ever

Yeah I have literally never heard anyone except Saraya say anything positive about him. I know he's also a proud transphobe and was more or less responsible for someone getting shot, so he's really quite a well rounded piece of shit.

That Jerry Graham story was so nuts that I had to go and watch some of his matches and promos and stuff. He was pretty ahead of his time and I can definitely see why Vince fixated on him.. it almost seems like a gimmick but hes actually nuts. I need to listen to that podcast on Vince, it's been recommended to me many times and I've heard snippets but I've never listened to the whole thing.

https://youtu.be/ob5EFSOeVgI?feature=shared

I'm hooked on Stampede right now. Most of what's on YouTube is from the rebirth after Vince shut it down, but there is some original stuff and the stuff from the network as well. Ed Whalen is one of the best announcers I've ever heard...he's basically the Canadian Lance Russell, he didn't back down from the heels and gave it right back to them. Actually stampede as a whole really reminds me of Memphis - tons of dudes who went on to be stars got their start there that I didn't realize, like Big Daddy Ritter aka JYD. The late era stuff is full of Mike Shaw/Makhan Singh who went on to greater fame as Norman the Lunatic and Bastion Booger and he's unintentionally hilarious, as well as dudes who could really go like Owen, Benoit, Hiroshi Hase, and a pre-mask Liger. It's really good shit and I wish there was more of a library because I could see myself watching every episode in succession like I did with 80s Memphis.

Haven't had time to watch any AEW this week. I'll probably catch up over the weekend but nothing about dynamite last night was appointment viewing for me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on September 28, 2023, 06:05:25 AM
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Had no idea Saraya sucked as a person.   She obviously didn’t strike me as a chill person though.   Didn’t hear about the butt stuff, I thought it was just Xavier Woods she had a video with. 

I also think she gets a pass because she came back from injury, was with Alberto Del Rio AND had the sex tape leaked
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The one that everyone makes jokes out about was the one with Xavier where Maddox is filming them from 3 feet away like a total cuck creep, but there's like probably 20-30ish vids that got leaked where you can also see her engaging in such classy behavior as giving him a blow job while she's on the phone with someone and banging him in a public dressing room. I haven't seen them since it all went down (no pun intended) so there may be even more that I don't remember.

Interestingly, Her boyfriend now is somehow an even bigger piece of shit than Del Rio or Maddox. I'm expecting her to move on to a mass murderer next. Her family are genuine carnies and terrible people as well so it's not really a surprise that she turned out this way, but it is a little disappointing.

Don't forget the video where she let Brad "finish" on the NXT women's belt.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2023, 02:25:03 PM
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Had no idea Saraya sucked as a person.   She obviously didn’t strike me as a chill person though.   Didn’t hear about the butt stuff, I thought it was just Xavier Woods she had a video with. 

I also think she gets a pass because she came back from injury, was with Alberto Del Rio AND had the sex tape leaked
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The one that everyone makes jokes out about was the one with Xavier where Maddox is filming them from 3 feet away like a total cuck creep, but there's like probably 20-30ish vids that got leaked where you can also see her engaging in such classy behavior as giving him a blow job while she's on the phone with someone and banging him in a public dressing room. I haven't seen them since it all went down (no pun intended) so there may be even more that I don't remember.

Interestingly, Her boyfriend now is somehow an even bigger piece of shit than Del Rio or Maddox. I'm expecting her to move on to a mass murderer next. Her family are genuine carnies and terrible people as well so it's not really a surprise that she turned out this way, but it is a little disappointing.
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Don't forget the video where she let Brad "finish" on the NXT women's belt.

Ahh yes how could I forget the intercumtinental title belt. The finishing sequence was hectic and they were clearly enthusiastic, but it was all so predictable and minus the belt it felt like I've seen that finish a thousand times.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on September 28, 2023, 11:02:01 PM
Re: Stampede, I prolly mentioned this but yeah they always had really good heels I maybe didn’t appreciate… Ron Starr, Duke Meyers, Kerry Brown, Bad News and prolly of them all people hated Gama Singh, people in Canada were and at times still pretty racist towards Indo Canadians…..Cobra was the sickest guy…some of the matches with Bad News and Gama were the best…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2023, 02:22:22 AM
Decent dynamite but how do you have a 150 person roster and have both the bucks and lucha bros in singles matches? I get theyre setting up stuff for the PPV but it would be nice to see someone different every now and then, the matches are pretty stale for me at this point. The 4 man especially was like just them repeating spots they've done a dozen times on TV and spamming Canadian destroyers in between taking turns doing their signature spots. There's no story there for me to focus on and I have no choice but to face the indy-ness of matches like that which doesn't do a lot for a dude who watches at least a dozen hours of wrestling most weeks.

I did kinda enjoy them putting JJ up against Fenix for a title defense and making you wonder if they were going to do some kind of transitional champ thing. I kinda wanted to see Jarrett win it just to fulfill my prophecy of him carnying his way to a significant singles title within a year of signing with AEW.

Julia looked surprisingly good...I don't know if it was just because Willow is probably the best female worker in the company or what but but her facials/selling/little flourishes were far better than I've seen before. I wasn't a fan of her going over that clean on someone who should be a perennial title threat, especially with Brody right there, but I don't mind her winning. I think she works better as a chicken shit heel than as a 100 pound badass but she's ripe for a push either way. Does she usually do that moonsault? I don't remember seeing it before but man it was fuckin gorgeous.

Unhinged swerve is kind of a money promo. I fully expect that match to steal the show at the PPV. It's cool they're treating it like a big deal just based on the star power of the two involved but I wish there was a big time belt on the line.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 29, 2023, 02:27:00 AM
Julia is definitely improving.   Considering she started with a goofy cheerleader gimmick with the Varsity Blonds, she’s definitely on an upward trajectory.   Anna Jay could probably use more of a house show schedule
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2023, 02:45:21 AM
Re: Stampede, I prolly mentioned this but yeah they always had really good heels I maybe didn’t appreciate… Ron Starr, Duke Meyers, Kerry Brown, Bad News and prolly of them all people hated Gama Singh, people in Canada were and at times still pretty racist towards Indo Canadians…..Cobra was the sickest guy…some of the matches with Bad News and Gama were the best…..

Yeah that's a good point about the "diversity" of their heels. They weren't super sensitive in their treatment of Asians either....let's bring in some Japanese guys and call them the "viet-cong express" haha.

Bulldog Brown was pretty ahead of his time as a heel announcer as well, I just watched the stuff with him and Kerry winning the belts where Ed Whelan is apoplectic about them using a roll of coins to win. I think part of the reason it all works so well is Whelan is like a steady unwavering moral compass for all the great heels to feed off of.

One of the other things that I like about them is they basically had a "fall ref" with Jurgen Hermann. He was always portrayed as super inept and commentary would rip him apart for it constantly, so it kind of just got out in front of one of the common kayfabe criticisms..

Did you know Konaan wrestled there? Was pretty cool to see him very early in his career.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 29, 2023, 07:00:06 AM
Julia is definitely improving.   Considering she started with a goofy cheerleader gimmick with the Varsity Blonds, she’s definitely on an upward trajectory.   Anna Jay could probably use more of a house show schedule

They apparently showed a Brian Pillman Jr vignette on NXT.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on September 29, 2023, 07:11:37 AM
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Re: Stampede, I prolly mentioned this but yeah they always had really good heels I maybe didn’t appreciate… Ron Starr, Duke Meyers, Kerry Brown, Bad News and prolly of them all people hated Gama Singh, people in Canada were and at times still pretty racist towards Indo Canadians…..Cobra was the sickest guy…some of the matches with Bad News and Gama were the best…..
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Yeah that's a good point about the "diversity" of their heels. They weren't super sensitive in their treatment of Asians either....let's bring in some Japanese guys and call them the "viet-cong express" haha.

Bulldog Brown was pretty ahead of his time as a heel announcer as well, I just watched the stuff with him and Kerry winning the belts where Ed Whelan is apoplectic about them using a roll of coins to win. I think part of the reason it all works so well is Whelan is like a steady unwavering moral compass for all the great heels to feed off of.

One of the other things that I like about them is they basically had a "fall ref" with Jurgen Hermann. He was always portrayed as super inept and commentary would rip him apart for it constantly, so it kind of just got out in front of one of the common kayfabe criticisms..

Did you know Konaan wrestled there? Was pretty cool to see him very early in his career.

No I didn't know about Konaan, once skating came into my life I quit watching wrestling....

Ed used to do the hockey games which was a pretty big deal, but it showed how great he was at what he did.

re: Asians...being Japanese, I feel ripped off that all the guys in masks were Japanese and never knew....I wonder why they couldn't actually find more indo Canadian wrestlers, but giving a Sikh name to a fat white guy totally worked. 

I was introduced to wrestling by my grandparents (my white side) and it was rad/scary because my grandma would totally lose her shit screaming.....she believed every bit of it. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2023, 11:58:05 PM
That's amazing. Watching old wrestling it always stands out to me how the most vocal and aggressive fans in the crowd are often sweet little old grandmas.

Hey not ALL the masked guys were japanese...I just watched the angle where Gama sneaks into a match as the third viet cong express haha. It definitely speaks to the time and place that they had young Hiroshi Hase and that's what they did with him. I suppose the Japanese weren't much better, they tended to pigeonhole gaijin in a similar way when they went over there - if you were big, buff, and willing to lay down for Inoki then that's pretty much all it took to make a lot of money over there.

You might enjoy this - there's 4 other volumes on that channel too but this is my favorite one. Also a really great reminder that prior to Bret's pink and black attack he had some of the worst looking ring gear imaginable. Dude looks like he's about to start twirling a baton in front of the marching band.

https://youtu.be/Ylsl76zQFlQ?feature=shared
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on September 30, 2023, 08:15:11 AM
that's awesome, thanks!  I'll watch it.  I wish CBC or one of the sports channels got the queue from Vice/darkside and did short docs on local wrestling, the stories are so sick.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 30, 2023, 03:40:09 PM
that's awesome, thanks!  I'll watch it.  I wish CBC or one of the sports channels got the queue from Vice/darkside and did short docs on local wrestling, the stories are so sick.

I agree man, I know I've said it a dozen times in this thread but pro wrestling history is seriously some of the most interesting real life lore I've ever come across. I never really feel the need to delve into fiction when the actual stories and people from that world are so entertaining.

There's a few YouTube channels that do amateur "history of the territory" videos but they vary in quality. Original wrestling documentaries is one of the original ones (hehe) and has a lot of content, but some of the earlier ones kinda felt like he was just reading the Wikipedia article rather than actually knowing about the territory or doing real research. Still good info nonetheless.

I have a stampede playlist with those 5 best of videos plus about 50-60 full episodes and a few dozen individual matches that I put together and for the last few weeks when I'm getting ready for bed I'll pop that on. It's always a little disconcerting when I'm half asleep and they hand the mic to Stu and his weird lizard voice though. Dude sounds like he smokes gravel and drinks gasoline.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 01, 2023, 09:02:08 AM
NXT NO MERCY!

Grand from start to finish. Dragunov is finally NXT world champion & Trick Williams is getting his time. I will say that I too am a tad upset that Lynch is champ but her & Tiffany stole the show last night with a great extreme rules match. Tiffany was bleeding early on but obviously not a single mention, along with Ilja who was bleeding decently in his match. While Melo needs work as he still does not look confident in the ring (yet), his performance last night showed he will be a top dog. He took an absolute beating. Also loved that NXT really let’s loose at ppv’s as even the pre bell ring with Bronn & Corbin was just great wrestling, especially with Breakker going with an over the ropes flip after Corbin came out with an American Badass entrance which actually works for him.


NXT continues to dominate.


Side note: This weeks Dynamite was actually cohesive & entertaining. Can they keep it up????? I want it to be good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 01, 2023, 10:28:42 AM
WrestleDream card looks solid. I may have to hit up the local AMC to catch it after dinner tonight.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 01, 2023, 11:48:27 AM
WrestleDream card looks solid. I may have to hit up the local AMC to catch it after dinner tonight.

This “new chapter” talk is intriguing.   I figure Edge will show, his contract just expire, but maybe Mercedes too?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 01, 2023, 02:11:30 PM
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WrestleDream card looks solid. I may have to hit up the local AMC to catch it after dinner tonight.
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This “new chapter” talk is intriguing.   I figure Edge will show, his contract just expire, but maybe Mercedes too?

I think the rumor is they're announcing a streaming deal with max. It would be cool if edge shows but I've been blue balled by too many of Tony's "monumental" announcements to get excited about it. Ill probably watch it after football tonight or tomorrow after work but I don't think I'll watch this one live.

I know TK is a mark for japanese wrestling but Wrestledream is a pretty terrible name for a ppv in 2023
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 01, 2023, 08:57:07 PM
Edge!!!!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 01, 2023, 09:02:07 PM
Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 01, 2023, 09:11:11 PM
Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now

I love that Tony bought the rights to Metalingus.

I actually liked the Nick Wayne turn.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 01, 2023, 09:36:15 PM
Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now

Blood and Guts needs to be Adams vs Pages vs Cages
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 02, 2023, 05:21:25 AM
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Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now
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Blood and Guts needs to be Adams vs Pages vs Cages

Speaking of Adams, the crowd was the equivalent of Hammerstein Ballroom 2006 to John Cena for Hangman Adam Page.

Danielson and Swerve both wearing Seahawks-colored gear was a nice touch.

Prince Nana wilding out to Swerve’s theme song is the best entrance hands down.

Sammy stole the show in the 6 man tag.

Takeshita is dangerous and dropped Ibushi on his head twice. Like prime Taz and Dr Death Steve Williams with the German suplexes.

Christian is a great heel.

ZSJ makes me laugh for some reason. He’s like everything Fed marks hate and he knows it. His in ring approach is actually kind of funny and great to watch, very scientific and technical, but really silly at the same time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 02, 2023, 07:45:52 AM
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Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now
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Blood and Guts needs to be Adams vs Pages vs Cages

Which team is Hangman on?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 02, 2023, 10:44:56 AM
Christian is a great heel. I also liked his work in WWE. I am hoping that with Edge, we will see more Christian matches as he is one I truly enjoy to watch in the ring. I did not watch Wrestledream but I was bummed to see that Aussie Open didn't beat FTR. Aussie Open has it all & they are not too over the top & trying to be stuntmen in the ring (not that FTR is) but for younger guys they appear to be more toward "real" wrestling as opposed to exploding super kicks, Kenny Omega nonsense, etc.


I will say I do have an interest in seeing Samoa Joe wrestle more as I rewatched some of WWE stuff & will most likely jump into some ROH/Impact stuff as I know he's a technical guy & had some matches with Angle, etc. Not sure if anyone on here collects but Target/Jazzwares did just release a very sick Samoa Joe figure that I got as I just had to have it as its very spot on. Anyone on here collect the figures?? Target also did WWE Legends so I ended up with Greg Valentine & three Mr. Perfect's....


Also, where are the NXT fans?? No Mercy again was wild & had two 5 Star matches: Dragunov vs Hayes (Ilja's third one...?) & Lynch vs Stratton which undoubtedly continued to elevate the Women's Division.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 04, 2023, 07:29:06 AM
Dominik Mysterio winning back the North American NXT Championship from Trick Williams….

Dom as a heel is working. Very underwhelming coverage of Dragunov as the champ though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 04, 2023, 09:20:09 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Undefeated. 😂
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 04, 2023, 01:45:28 PM
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Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now
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I love that Tony bought the rights to Metalingus.

I actually liked the Nick Wayne turn.

I was actually cool with that part even though it was kinda obvious it was coming. There were just a lot of moving parts with the whole destroying the ring and stair bumps and then sting coming out and the video and the long entrance walk with choreographed pyro and the heel tease. It kinda felt like an angle tacked on to an angle I guess.

I need to watch the Hangman Swerve match at some point, I was flipping back and forth with football and missed most of it. Those two are just on a different level in the ring and even the Twitter marks are saying it was the best match of the night. I cracked up at all the Nana clips too. We need him and Garcia and Jeff Hardy in a 3 way danceoff in the middle of the ring.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Undefeated. 😂

LOL

Ngl I kinda have a thing for her though

Dominik Mysterio winning back the North American NXT Championship from Trick Williams….

Dom as a heel is working. Very underwhelming coverage of Dragunov as the champ though.

Heel Dom is a winning gimmick. Say what you will about the nepotism that definitely played a part in his push, he's been on an absolute tear since mania. His character is infinitely hateable and he's really made the most of it, especially with the whole judgement day dynamic to play off of.

Dragunov might be one of those guys who works better from a booking standpoint when he's chasing vs having a belt. Typically those smaller underdog guys lose some of their momentum once they've won it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 04, 2023, 06:12:33 PM
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Ok that Edge debut was overbooked but still pretty hype.

There's officially too many dudes named Adam in AEW now
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I love that Tony bought the rights to Metalingus.

I actually liked the Nick Wayne turn.
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I was actually cool with that part even though it was kinda obvious it was coming. There were just a lot of moving parts with the whole destroying the ring and stair bumps and then sting coming out and the video and the long entrance walk with choreographed pyro and the heel tease. It kinda felt like an angle tacked on to an angle I guess.

I need to watch the Hangman Swerve match at some point, I was flipping back and forth with football and missed most of it. Those two are just on a different level in the ring and even the Twitter marks are saying it was the best match of the night. I cracked up at all the Nana clips too. We need him and Garcia and Jeff Hardy in a 3 way danceoff in the middle of the ring.

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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== (https://www.instagram.com/p/Cx7BXVps6gW/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)

Undefeated. 😂
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LOL

Ngl I kinda have a thing for her though

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Dominik Mysterio winning back the North American NXT Championship from Trick Williams….

Dom as a heel is working. Very underwhelming coverage of Dragunov as the champ though.
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Heel Dom is a winning gimmick. Say what you will about the nepotism that definitely played a part in his push, he's been on an absolute tear since mania. His character is infinitely hateable and he's really made the most of it, especially with the whole judgement day dynamic to play off of.

Dragunov might be one of those guys who works better from a booking standpoint when he's chasing vs having a belt. Typically those smaller underdog guys lose some of their momentum once they've won it.


I see where you are coming from with Dragunov but I am hoping he is able to build off of that, kind of like Benoit who was definitely a smaller underdog, also Shawn Michaels comes to mind. It seems that him winning was what needed to happen so I am sure there is a plan that will hopefully be worthwhile. Again, that match with him & Hayes was an absolute ripper as Dragunov just did not stop.

Currently watching Dynamite. Takeaways thus far: Jay White would be better without the Bullet Club Gold. Juice Robinson is a child, sounds like he is always on a bender & has zero mic skills. Also him pretending to Dog piss on people & call be what I think was a buttlicker (MJF’s entrance kicked in but he almost said it) is just bad. The Ass boys should go back to being a tag team, etc. Jay White is interesting & looks good in the ring. That stable however regardless of history is just beyond lackluster & takes away any elegance or seriousness that Jay White wants to have. Happy Rey Fenix won but it sounds like big bad Mox is getting his belt back next Tuesday at Title Tuesday....
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 06, 2023, 11:56:52 AM
It seems to happen with a lot of smaller guys in the fed unfortunately. It's the land of the giants..always has been and probably always will be as long as Vince is alive. Shawn was probably the best at keeping his reigns interesting but he was still an underdog for a lot of his run at the top somehow. Undercard titles don't suffer from it as much as the top belts do, but NXT is sort of it's own thing so I guess it shouldn't be as much of an issue there. The dude can definitely work though, and they'd be nuts not to revisit the Walter matches at some point.

I watched dynamite.

Fenix looks like he's dying and I'm not sure he's just selling... he looks like his body is breaking down. Toni Storm is fuckin money in this gimmick. Strong Goldust vibes from it so you know I Iove that shit. Swerve is probably going over Danielson. I like juice but I can definitely see why he would irritate someone, especially if you've only seen him in AEW. He used to be a vanilla gaijin young lion believe it or not, so seeing him acting like a real life muppet has some surreal novelty to me. Stolen belt angles are almost always lame though.

For the dark side lovers you may enjoy this. I was going to copy paste it but its pretty long.

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/tammy-sytch-sunny-declared-danger-society-florida-state-attorney

How the fuck was she out of jail weeks after she killed the dude? If she wasn't a white woman with a tiny bit of residual fame she would have been locked up and had the key thrown away about a decade ago. Absolutely shameless, both her and the system that enabled it. At least they're apparently trying to throw the book at her now, but it's Florida so she can just say she hates gay people and they'll probably pardon her.

Killed someone because her selfish ass didn't want to wait for GrubHub like a normal person. A tumbler cup, a bottle of vodka, and a fucking rotisserie chicken....what a classy broad.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 06, 2023, 06:02:45 PM
Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 06, 2023, 07:58:03 PM
It seems to happen with a lot of smaller guys in the fed unfortunately. It's the land of the giants..always has been and probably always will be as long as Vince is alive. Shawn was probably the best at keeping his reigns interesting but he was still an underdog for a lot of his run at the top somehow. Undercard titles don't suffer from it as much as the top belts do, but NXT is sort of it's own thing so I guess it shouldn't be as much of an issue there. The dude can definitely work though, and they'd be nuts not to revisit the Walter matches at some point.

I watched dynamite.

Fenix looks like he's dying and I'm not sure he's just selling... he looks like his body is breaking down. Toni Storm is fuckin money in this gimmick. Strong Goldust vibes from it so you know I Iove that shit. Swerve is probably going over Danielson. I like juice but I can definitely see why he would irritate someone, especially if you've only seen him in AEW. He used to be a vanilla gaijin young lion believe it or not, so seeing him acting like a real life muppet has some surreal novelty to me. Stolen belt angles are almost always lame though.

For the dark side lovers you may enjoy this. I was going to copy paste it but its pretty long.

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/tammy-sytch-sunny-declared-danger-society-florida-state-attorney

How the fuck was she out of jail weeks after she killed the dude? If she wasn't a white woman with a tiny bit of residual fame she would have been locked up and had the key thrown away about a decade ago. Absolutely shameless, both her and the system that enabled it. At least they're apparently trying to throw the book at her now, but it's Florida so she can just say she hates gay people and they'll probably pardon her.

Killed someone because her selfish ass didn't want to wait for GrubHub like a normal person. A tumbler cup, a bottle of vodka, and a fucking rotisserie chicken....what a classy broad.

I am really hoping Dragunov & Gunther cross paths again....
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 07, 2023, 04:35:41 AM
Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?

I thought NXT moved to a different night and they aren't head to head anymore

I don't see it as any different than booking Omega or MJF on rampage. Yes it's an obvious ploy to pop a rating but it doesn't seem like there's any ulterior motives to me. It is interesting that they don't see it as a step down anymore and it's arguably their #2 show in terms of impact and fan engagement right now. Both guys were known for politicking and I imagine even in retirement would be hesitant to appear when it was seen as pretty much exclusively developmental and thus a step down in importance.

Rumors are Punk is trying to go back to the Fed but no one in the locker room really wants him there and two of their biggest stars (maybe the two biggest - Seth and Roman) have been super vocal about not liking him. It's pretty hilarious that after all the shit he's talked and bridges burned now he wants to tuck his tail and beg Vince for forgiveness. I hope they either say no thank you we have a good locker room or just embarrass the shit out of him like back in the day. Make him kiss HHH's ass on live TV.. He's really not that much of a draw or wrestler at this point and and I'm pretty sure a large part of the fanbase are just as sick of his shit or don't care at all. Wrestling does not need CM Punk.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 07, 2023, 04:51:37 AM
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Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?
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I thought NXT moved to a different night and they aren't head to head anymore



Dynamite is on Tuesday this week due to hockey or some shit and has Edge's first AEW match, so WWE are stacking that night's NXT


Sounds like the Punk deal is as good as done. I will be laughing so hard if he fucks it up again but I have a feeling he'll somehow manage to keep his head down and get through it this time. I wonder if seeing how popular he still was, plus seeing Cody in WWE made him realise that he actually would be able to go back there and succeed, which lead him to act out in a (perhaps subconscious) attempt to get out of there
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 07, 2023, 06:05:08 AM
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Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?
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I thought NXT moved to a different night and they aren't head to head anymore

I don't see it as any different than booking Omega or MJF on rampage. Yes it's an obvious ploy to pop a rating but it doesn't seem like there's any ulterior motives to me. It is interesting that they don't see it as a step down anymore and it's arguably their #2 show in terms of impact and fan engagement right now. Both guys were known for politicking and I imagine even in retirement would be hesitant to appear when it was seen as pretty much exclusively developmental and thus a step down in importance.

Rumors are Punk is trying to go back to the Fed but no one in the locker room really wants him there and two of their biggest stars (maybe the two biggest - Seth and Roman) have been super vocal about not liking him. It's pretty hilarious that after all the shit he's talked and bridges burned now he wants to tuck his tail and beg Vince for forgiveness. I hope they either say no thank you we have a good locker room or just embarrass the shit out of him like back in the day. Make him kiss HHH's ass on live TV.. He's really not that much of a draw or wrestler at this point and and I'm pretty sure a large part of the fanbase are just as sick of his shit or don't care at all. Wrestling does not need CM Punk.


Well Cena has been getting involved a lot because of the SAG strike and he still thinks VKM is a great guy.   

Omega and MJF are on the show every week more or less.   They might book a must see match, but it’s not out of place to see them on the show.   Cena on NXT is just weird.    Becky Lynch was too big to go there, let alone a genuine movie star, but he is a company man through and through.   It’s not like when NXT was filled with tried and true ROH/indie guys.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 07, 2023, 01:05:14 PM
Shows how much of a dedicated dynamite viewer I these days haha. Yeah that might be a bit suspect, but I honestly doubt it has any real impact on the AEW ratings which is the only thing they should really care about. If they want to pay those dudes and use up one of their contract appearances to win against a show that's running on it's off night then that actually makes AEW look better than them just not caring in my book.

I think punk just can't hack it anymore, especially at the level he thinks he's at. What's the longest he went without getting hurt since he came back? It can't be more than 10 matches. I never thought he was that good of a wrestler, he was just good at saying he was. Sort of like if MJF didn't go out and tear the house down consistently but still did the same promos about being a generational talent. The GTS has never been cool for me (even when Kenta does it), it's pretty contrived to begin with and he rarely even makes contact so it just looks fake as fuck most of the time.

Saw some of the smackdown stuff...goddamn Rhea is a star. People talk about presence a lot and I can't think of anyone who's been more commanding than her in the last few years. When she's on screen I'm watching her, period. I think she's what they wanted Chyna to be - they've made me actually believe she could beat the fuck out of half the dudes on the roster. I really hope her and Jade cross paths at some point, give me a good she-hoss fight.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 08, 2023, 12:27:49 AM
Completely agree about Ripley.   She did do a Chyna ring gear reference recently which I thought was spot on.   

I kinda wish there was no women’s division and they were all in their own promotion because there’s a bunch of good battles I’d like to see, with Hayter v Ripley at the top with a bullet.   

When punk got a bad injury after both title wins, that let me know he was kinda cooked.    It’s almost a blessing for them that it worked out the way that it did.   Got him for the Wembley bump, then adios.   Will be “hilarious” if Macho Man is the only guy the Fed was never able to do business again after repairing shit with Bret and hypothetically Phil

I also 100% am with you that NXT getting loaded up legitimizes AEW.   Even if Dynamite loses, which it probably will, there’s no harm done to AEW.   WB loves them and is going to be featuring them on MAX next year which is really what AEW has been missing to really take the next step.   They will always suffer in comparison that they aren’t a 40 year old brand and the WWE and pro wrestling are (ironically) synonymous for non-fans.   But if they start doing what WWE was (and might foolishly stop doing) with putting their PPVs free on an app, I could see them grabbing a greater market share and name recognition


Also, @Sativa Lung did you see FTR lost the belts to Ricky and Big Bill tonight?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 08, 2023, 03:05:51 AM
I did but I didn't watch the match yet. I'm guessing Cash's court case isn't looking good or someone got hurt or something but either way I'm happy to see someone new with the belts. I would have preferred it to be Bill and Cage doing a modern road warriors gimmick where they just kill everyone in under 10 minutes, but this is cool too. I think Starks works best as a chickenshit since his look is so unimpressive, so this is probably about as good a partner as you can give him. Would not be one but surprised if Bill elevates himself in the inevitable breakup angle too. He's another guy with a presence you can't ignore and magnetic charisma... future world champ material if they book him right.

Ill probably throw collision on at some point before football today.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 11, 2023, 04:26:03 PM
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Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?
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I thought NXT moved to a different night and they aren't head to head anymore

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Dynamite is on Tuesday this week due to hockey or some shit and has Edge's first AEW match, so WWE are stacking that night's NXT


Sounds like the Punk deal is as good as done. I will be laughing so hard if he fucks it up again but I have a feeling he'll somehow manage to keep his head down and get through it this time. I wonder if seeing how popular he still was, plus seeing Cody in WWE made him realise that he actually would be able to go back there and succeed, which lead him to act out in a (perhaps subconscious) attempt to get out of there

Welp now all the sheets are back tracking on it haha...including Punks personal mouthpiece who was the one who put it out there in the first place. Either they're trying to work it for some reason or this was all just him trying to pressure them into giving him a spot so he could stick it to the mean Mr. Tony who wouldn't just let him punch anyone he didn't like. My moneys on the latter given how many people at the absolute top end of the fed these days have been very vocal about how much of a pain in the ass he was and/or wanting nothing to do with him.

They're killing it right now both financially and creatively and have plenty of actual "player/coach" types so there's zero need for Punk...the only reason to do it is to get one over on AEW but that's a pretty dumb reason to potentially piss off a large and massively valuable part of your locker room. Maybe I'm wrong and they'll trot him out for a staredown with Cena (he'd probably break his orbital staring too hard) but it seems like a lot of guys like Seth and Roman genuinely dislike the dude and I have to imagine they have some sway in the back.

Still on my stampede kick.. it's amazing how many guys were there super early in their careers. I just watched Jake vs Big Daddy Ritter (JYD) and they both look like they're fresh out of wrestling school. Jake wore trunks back then which kept tripping me out since I had assumed he was in tights or karate pants his entire career. Try mentally picturing Jake the Snake in a pair of simple black trunks... weird right?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on October 12, 2023, 06:39:26 AM
Did Edge’s debut match feel weird to anyone else? Aside from his win, it almost felt like Jericho’s near-squash loss to Hobbs earlier that night. I suppose I’m impressed they took an adventurous route toward Edge vs. Christian storytelling—I did like the “ultimate opportunist” belt finish—but I would think they’d want their new new biggest face to look as strong as possible. I felt pretty underwhelmed waiting for it only to see him get beat up.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 12, 2023, 07:54:26 PM
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Does having Cena and potentially the Undertaker on NXT feel a little desperate to win that night?
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I thought NXT moved to a different night and they aren't head to head anymore

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Dynamite is on Tuesday this week due to hockey or some shit and has Edge's first AEW match, so WWE are stacking that night's NXT


Sounds like the Punk deal is as good as done. I will be laughing so hard if he fucks it up again but I have a feeling he'll somehow manage to keep his head down and get through it this time. I wonder if seeing how popular he still was, plus seeing Cody in WWE made him realise that he actually would be able to go back there and succeed, which lead him to act out in a (perhaps subconscious) attempt to get out of there
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Welp now all the sheets are back tracking on it haha...including Punks personal mouthpiece who was the one who put it out there in the first place. Either they're trying to work it for some reason or this was all just him trying to pressure them into giving him a spot so he could stick it to the mean Mr. Tony who wouldn't just let him punch anyone he didn't like. My moneys on the latter given how many people at the absolute top end of the fed these days have been very vocal about how much of a pain in the ass he was and/or wanting nothing to do with him.

They're killing it right now both financially and creatively and have plenty of actual "player/coach" types so there's zero need for Punk...the only reason to do it is to get one over on AEW but that's a pretty dumb reason to potentially piss off a large and massively valuable part of your locker room. Maybe I'm wrong and they'll trot him out for a staredown with Cena (he'd probably break his orbital staring too hard) but it seems like a lot of guys like Seth and Roman genuinely dislike the dude and I have to imagine they have some sway in the back.

Still on my stampede kick.. it's amazing how many guys were there super early in their careers. I just watched Jake vs Big Daddy Ritter (JYD) and they both look like they're fresh out of wrestling school. Jake wore trunks back then which kept tripping me out since I had assumed he was in tights or karate pants his entire career. Try mentally picturing Jake the Snake in a pair of simple black trunks... weird right?


I just watched Smoky Mountain wrestling where is Jake is bald & fighting Dirty Whiteboy & eventually some ninjas who come in the ring.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 14, 2023, 03:03:26 AM
Did Edge’s debut match feel weird to anyone else? Aside from his win, it almost felt like Jericho’s near-squash loss to Hobbs earlier that night. I suppose I’m impressed they took an adventurous route toward Edge vs. Christian storytelling—I did like the “ultimate opportunist” belt finish—but I would think they’d want their new new biggest face to look as strong as possible. I felt pretty underwhelmed waiting for it only to see him get beat up.

Tony just lets guys like that pretty much book themselves, so given the fact he wants to be a face (wasn't that why the judgement day thing didn't work out? He wanted to be face and no spooky stuff?) I guess he was going for the struggling underdog dynamic but it definitely came off a little flat. I imagine it was supposed to be because they're still trying to build Luchasaurus, but I agree they kinda made Edge look like a weakling at points which is dumb since he's like the one dude who's almost as big and athletic. The finish was pretty tired too..I feel like that exact thing happens at least once a week between the two shows. Then the run in parade to close the show was a dumb cherry on a shitty sundae.

Unfortunately a recurring theme I've noticed in AEW is that the older guys who aren't dicks can be a little too giving and bring themselves down to their opponent instead of elevating them. Danielson is the worst about it but Moxley and Jericho do it too. You don't need 50-50 booking and a bunch of false finishes to make a guy look good... especially a guy like Luchasaurus who already looks great and can work. I absolutely love that Christian went from the guy who would "outwork everyone" to barely ever wrestling and purposely looking like shit when he did though, so I'll wait and see how it plays out before passing too much judgement.

Khan really needs to hire a booker and stop just letting everyone do what they want though. The show has this really scattershot feel to it nowadays and even if Tony might have an idea of the big picture he wants, he's obviously pretty clueless about the best route to take to get there. Also needs to get the fuck off Twitter, I think getting pummeled in the ratings h2h with supernxt may have broken him. Stop worrying about what HBK is doing and fix your own fucking shows dude.


@Mr. Kamikazi Did you enjoy it? SMW is a weird one for me because in theory I should love it, but it doesn't really do much for me for the most part. Cornette wanted a serious territory like mid South or Florida but Rick Rubin wanted some goofy Memphis inspired stuff like Prince Kharis and Ninjas and since he was paying the bills there was no overruling him. Some of the shows and angles are great (New Jack in SMW was money) and some are almost comically bad. Unfortunately a lot of it is just boring though. He somehow always managed to have announcers who felt like they were way too big for a promotion that was mostly running armory and high school gym shows - Caudle, JR, Dutch, and Lance Russell.

It is impressive that Cornette managed to get that promotion up and running in a matter of months and I believe Rubin only put like 60k up which he got a lot of mileage out of. I know modern fans who don't even listen to Cornette (but still think they know everything about both him and the business) love to bring SMW going out of business like it's some kind of dunk on him but most promoters would have gone under in a year or less. Hell even the WWF was losing money at that point.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on October 14, 2023, 07:22:01 AM
i watched sonny two rivers vs. cobra...both japanese.....
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 14, 2023, 11:09:13 AM
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Did Edge’s debut match feel weird to anyone else? Aside from his win, it almost felt like Jericho’s near-squash loss to Hobbs earlier that night. I suppose I’m impressed they took an adventurous route toward Edge vs. Christian storytelling—I did like the “ultimate opportunist” belt finish—but I would think they’d want their new new biggest face to look as strong as possible. I felt pretty underwhelmed waiting for it only to see him get beat up.
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Tony just lets guys like that pretty much book themselves, so given the fact he wants to be a face (wasn't that why the judgement day thing didn't work out? He wanted to be face and no spooky stuff?) I guess he was going for the struggling underdog dynamic but it definitely came off a little flat. I imagine it was supposed to be because they're still trying to build Luchasaurus, but I agree they kinda made Edge look like a weakling at points which is dumb since he's like the one dude who's almost as big and athletic. The finish was pretty tired too..I feel like that exact thing happens at least once a week between the two shows. Then the run in parade to close the show was a dumb cherry on a shitty sundae.

Unfortunately a recurring theme I've noticed in AEW is that the older guys who aren't dicks can be a little too giving and bring themselves down to their opponent instead of elevating them. Danielson is the worst about it but Moxley and Jericho do it too. You don't need 50-50 booking and a bunch of false finishes to make a guy look good... especially a guy like Luchasaurus who already looks great and can work. I absolutely love that Christian went from the guy who would "outwork everyone" to barely ever wrestling and purposely looking like shit when he did though, so I'll wait and see how it plays out before passing too much judgement.

Khan really needs to hire a booker and stop just letting everyone do what they want though. The show has this really scattershot feel to it nowadays and even if Tony might have an idea of the big picture he wants, he's obviously pretty clueless about the best route to take to get there. Also needs to get the fuck off Twitter, I think getting pummeled in the ratings h2h with supernxt may have broken him. Stop worrying about what HBK is doing and fix your own fucking shows dude.


@Mr. Kamikazi Did you enjoy it? SMW is a weird one for me because in theory I should love it, but it doesn't really do much for me for the most part. Cornette wanted a serious territory like mid South or Florida but Rick Rubin wanted some goofy Memphis inspired stuff like Prince Kharis and Ninjas and since he was paying the bills there was no overruling him. Some of the shows and angles are great (New Jack in SMW was money) and some are almost comically bad. Unfortunately a lot of it is just boring though. He somehow always managed to have announcers who felt like they were way too big for a promotion that was mostly running armory and high school gym shows - Caudle, JR, Dutch, and Lance Russell.

It is impressive that Cornette managed to get that promotion up and running in a matter of months and I believe Rubin only put like 60k up which he got a lot of mileage out of. I know modern fans who don't even listen to Cornette (but still think they know everything about both him and the business) love to bring SMW going out of business like it's some kind of dunk on him but most promoters would have gone under in a year or less. Hell even the WWF was losing money at that point.



It was tough at first but I’m just trying to take it in right now. On another note, Collision looks like it’ll be good tonight. Excited for Samoa Joe’s match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 15, 2023, 08:46:17 AM
i watched sonny two rivers vs. cobra...both japanese.....

Haha I actually watched that the other day. Stomper Gouldie YouTube channel or jack sabbath?

Some wrestling fans might know Sonny better in his masked gimmick as Super Strong Machine but the sonny character was supposed to be the son of an actual first nations wrestler they had. Stampede sure loved their kayfabe families that made no sense...Athol Foley cracks me up every time I see him, same with Volkan Singh and Jeff Gouldie.

I was really impressed with Cobra when I first saw him so I looked him up. I knew his name but had no idea his little bro was Shunji Takano, who was one of the biggest japanese dudes (physically...he was like 6'8) back in the day but could work like a little guy. Ive mostly seen him as Super Ninja in AWA. He was in Stampede for a while too, I just haven't seen any tape of it yet. Cobra was a really good worker too, very smooth style. I assumed he was a luchador because of his complexion and the mask so it was surprising to find out he was japanese but it turns out their father was an African American marine and they got a lot of shit growing up for being mixed blood because Japan was (is?) racist as hell. Same story with Aja Kong. Pretty rad they were all able to become extremely accomplished and even legendary in Aja's case.


It was tough at first but I’m just trying to take it in right now. On another note, Collision looks like it’ll be good tonight. Excited for Samoa Joe’s match.

I've never actually given SMW a proper sequential watch so it would probably be better if I did it that way.

Watched collision tonight.

Enjoyed Edge shitting all over Starks in the promo but please don't start doing the stupid ass beat up the Indy guys dressed as security spots every week again. You killed that horse with Wardlow and you're just beating it every time you do it now.

Joe match was so-so. Willie Mack would have a decent look if he was a few inches taller but currently he kinda just looks like my friends dad walking around in his underwear. I would keep the colors but wear tights and high boots like a modern JYD. This was another example of giving too much and unnecessarily even booking.. felt like Joe was eating offense or selling for most of the match then he just pops up and hits the muscle buster.

Laughed during the CJ interview when Andretti walks in and you can hear someone the crowd audibly groaning and saying "noooo". Yeah I know Jericho likes him, but he's way too vanilla and nothing about him stands out. He's a more likeable Yuta at best. CJ shouldn't even be wasting her time with him

With the roster they have there is zero excuse to be putting Daniels on a flagship show in 2023. They had like 20 guys in backstage segments who would have been better in that spot. He looks old as fuck and his entire offense these days seems to be armdrag based which is when you really know they're done.

Dustin is soooo good. That promo was awesome and it makes me so sad to know Tony will never have the balls to put the belt on him before he retires.

What's with Tony putting tag guys in singles matches lately? I want to see Boulder get better but feeding him to Kyle Fletchers skinny ass (and having him hit a powerbomb no less) aint how you get there.

I guess theyre trying to give Skye Blue a personality but it's gonna take more than king diamond eye makeup. Decent match tho and I'm not going to complain about seeing more of her.

Keith Lee didn't do much to assuage the rumors that his lungs are fucked from COVID and he can't work an actual singles match anymore.

Nick Wayne is an awful actor. Not sure if even JR will be able to get a compelling segment out of him.

Main event was ok. Christian is still great character wise but he's definitely looking a little iffy in the ring. Second match in a row where he's struggled to get someone up for a spot, and it's not like Darby and Danielson are big dudes.

The run in parade and edge saves the day shit is already overplayed. Especially if you're going to play the fuckin music every time for everyone...I know this is a common criticism but it always looks so dumb when theyre supposed to be running in to save the day and have apparently stopped to cue the sound guy on the way. I miss the old days where you'd just hear the crowd pop and then you'd have a few seconds of wondering who it was going to be because sometimes it would be someone totally unexpected.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 17, 2023, 06:14:49 PM
Collision was disappointing. I wanted more out of the Samoa Joe match but was pretty disappointed. I felt like it was visibly a half assed looking match as the ref had to pause on counting because of Joe by the ropes & the camera shows him quick moving his hand out of the way but then kicks out at 2.5…. AEW just isn’t polished & that’s what I want.

Samoa Joe vs Hobbs or Miro is what I want.

As far as Copeland goes, it’s honestly boring & I agree about Nick Wayne. Again, he just looks like a mint on card High School Student & I can’t imagine he’s going to do much for any storyline he’s involved in. Copeland/Edge became bland after his awesome heel run in WWE. All his stuff with the Judgement day even wore out quick.


Great match last night with Gunther vs Bronson Reed for the IC title. Gunther power moved Reed which is pure gold. Bronson Reed is becoming an enjoyable watch for me. Big guy with agility!
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 18, 2023, 05:52:39 AM
Too soon to have Bronson losing a title match that dude should be squashing fools.

Absolutely love Gunther he is a beast.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 18, 2023, 04:45:04 PM
Too soon to have Bronson losing a title match that dude should be squashing fools.

Absolutely love Gunther he is a beast.


I feel the same in regards to Bronson. I knew he wasn’t going to win so curious why they did that. Unless we will get a storyline which I’m thinking will be the case.

Gunther is the best in wrestling at this point in time. Excited to see Kaiser get that push as it’s coming. Bron Breakker too!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 18, 2023, 06:46:36 PM
Lexis King vignettes are 🔥. Solid character work. AEW may have dropped the ball, but the verdict is still out.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 18, 2023, 07:01:31 PM
Lexis King vignettes are 🔥. Solid character work. AEW may have dropped the ball, but the verdict is still out.

He had plenty of chances in AEW, but he just didn’t do much in the ring
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 18, 2023, 07:20:17 PM
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Lexis King vignettes are 🔥. Solid character work. AEW may have dropped the ball, but the verdict is still out.
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He had plenty of chances in AEW, but he just didn’t do much in the ring

Seems to be the trend with all solid character work guys from Sandow to Fiend.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 18, 2023, 07:34:48 PM
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Lexis King vignettes are 🔥. Solid character work. AEW may have dropped the ball, but the verdict is still out.
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He had plenty of chances in AEW, but he just didn’t do much in the ring
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Seems to be the trend with all solid character work guys from Sandow to Fiend.

Just gotta be passable as each and have creative really behind your corner like Dom (and presumably Rocks daughter)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 20, 2023, 10:17:37 AM
I know you don't like him and it's easy to write him off as a nepo baby, but I think Dom is pretty undeniable right now. Him getting booed off the mic is hilarious and his chemistry with Rhea is great, but what impressed me and made me think I might be wrong about him is how he keeps his character up and finds ways to interject it and his storylines into every situation and appearance. It's just good heel work, like a very poor man's MJF.

I do think theres something to be said about growing up around the business in that regard. It's not a sure thing by any means, but it does seem like a lot of the time they hit the ground running, albeit with a tendency to flame out quickly as well. Dunno about Rocky but Santino's daughter looks like she might have a winner with her beauty queen character, I really like what she's doing.

Timeless Toni is a great gimmick too. They need to get her as far away from Ruby and Paige as possible and never have them on screen together again and just pretend like that never happened. I don't even want to know what kind of super blow Tony was on when he went "GUYS! I know! We'll put them in DX colors but have them spray paint stuff like the NWO! It can't fail!"
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 20, 2023, 12:16:27 PM
Bought a Danhausen figure & a Rey Fenix figure. Danhausen more as a figure as it’s done well & Fenix because he’s sick. I just wish he was utilized more but I’ve read this may be due to visa issues.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 21, 2023, 07:13:19 PM
Didn’t realize that I needed a Malachi vs BD match, but I do! 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on October 21, 2023, 08:19:48 PM
Just wanted to comment on a few points that were brought up in here recently:

-loved the Gunther/Reed match for the IC title. Makes sense why Gunther won but I was still sad. Bronson Reed is one of my recent faves, and I love his Tsunami finisher, especially with how they change the camera angle for it. Great example of less-is-more working for a wrestler - he's just a mean guy who wears shades indoors, permanently has a sneer on his face, and wrestles heel. No need for promos, character development, any of that stuff.

-I am also stoked on Toni's new character work. Been watching her since Mae Young Classic and have enjoyed seeing her grow as a wrestler.

-I also agree about Dom's heel work. For someone who had a WWE opportunity handed to him on a platter, he is certainly making the most of it.

Anyone think LA Knight is going to dethrone Roman, or are they still holding out for Rock/Roman at Wrestlemania?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 21, 2023, 08:27:28 PM
Just wanted to comment on a few points that were brought up in here recently:

-loved the Gunther/Reed match for the IC title. Makes sense why Gunther won but I was still sad. Bronson Reed is one of my recent faves, and I love his Tsunami finisher, especially with how they change the camera angle for it. Great example of less-is-more working for a wrestler - he's just a mean guy who wears shades indoors, permanently has a sneer on his face, and wrestles heel. No need for promos, character development, any of that stuff.

-I am also stoked on Toni's new character work. Been watching her since Mae Young Classic and have enjoyed seeing her grow as a wrestler.

-I also agree about Dom's heel work. For someone who had a WWE opportunity handed to him on a platter, he is certainly making the most of it.

Anyone think LA Knight is going to dethrone Roman, or are they still holding out for Rock/Roman at Wrestlemania?

Cody will get it.   Storyline is there plus an established popular star.   I don’t think the brass feels like LA Knights popularity will remain high or whether he’ll fade like a Strowman who arguably never needed the be top guy/have the belt

Rock will never eat the pin.   He literally has producers on set counting the punches he gives vs receives.  His giving days have long since passed and get fainter as his Hollywood star dims.   Being a God in the Fed is all he really has left

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 22, 2023, 11:42:32 AM
Andrade and Danielson fucked pretty damn hard. It was sloppy early but in a good way, like an actual struggle with guys looking for openings and counters and I loved the finish there. Andrade looks good even in defeat. Very apt for them being in Memphis.

I don't know if it was just my TV or the gear or a bad spray tan or what but Danielson looked like he was green... not "green" as in inexperienced... like his skin had a greenish hue to it. Did anyone else notice that?

I can't believe they had Dave Brown. He didn't age for 30 years during the studio run but man he is old as fuck now. He didn't get to say much with 3 other guys talking over him but he's still got it a little bit. He even sort of called Kingston out for not selling his leg haha. Anyways I loved the tupelo callback and even though that shit was like tailored to a Memphis and ECW mark like myself it was a little overdone at the end. Eddie should not get superman booking.

Thigh blue doing her goth girl thing in Scooby Doo gear just looks weird. She's getting smoother in the ring though.

I really don't get their booking strategy because I had no reason to watch the second hour at all so I didnt. TK consistently gives away what should be the main event to kick off the show and all it does is make me miss half the match because I'm a little late. Just put a couple workrate Indy darlings on and follow the nitro formula. That BD Andrade match deserves main event billing all day but I really think Tony just doesn't understand what a star Andrade could be. He's like Omega level good. I've been a huge mark for him ever since I randomly saw a La Sombra match years ago.



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 22, 2023, 05:39:24 PM
Completely agree on Andrade but I feel like Tony’s gun shy on him bc it seems like Andrade is never available.    Maybe that’s just how Tony has used him too.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: maxpalmerfan on October 22, 2023, 07:17:56 PM
Completely agree on Andrade but I feel like Tony’s gun shy on him bc it seems like Andrade is never available.    Maybe that’s just how Tony has used him too.   
saying this as a day one AEW fan who adamantly doesn't watch or support the fed, i think TK's booking and decisions in general have been piss poor the last few months or so. small example but doing ortiz vs santana on fucking rampage instead of full gear is so insanely dumb. there's legitimate heat there and one of the biggest complaints I see for AEW is the lack of story, which i agree with to an extent. that was a little off topic lol but yeah Andrade and Danielson was excellent and i'm always down to see more of Andrade
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 22, 2023, 11:01:51 PM
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Completely agree on Andrade but I feel like Tony’s gun shy on him bc it seems like Andrade is never available.    Maybe that’s just how Tony has used him too.   
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saying this as a day one AEW fan who adamantly doesn't watch or support the fed, i think TK's booking and decisions in general have been piss poor the last few months or so. small example but doing ortiz vs santana on fucking rampage instead of full gear is so insanely dumb. there's legitimate heat there and one of the biggest complaints I see for AEW is the lack of story, which i agree with to an extent. that was a little off topic lol but yeah Andrade and Danielson was excellent and i'm always down to see more of Andrade

Andrade did take a while to get cooking.   He came into AEW too buff and it hurt his in ring style.   His first NXT champ match against Gargano is what got me back into pro wrestling so I’ll always be behind him.   He is just missing that Selina Vega component that got him over in NXT where he was kinda up and down at first there too
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 23, 2023, 07:44:22 PM
Andrade vs Danielson was great. Andrade still came out looking like a victor. Again, Samoa Joe needs to be in a good storyline as I want more. He pretty much squashed Neis & that’s it. I want to see more. I did just order three ROH dvds where he goes against Angle & one against Punk. Not a fan of Punk at all….never was.

Happy to see the Bronson backing in here as he is great. Again, style with the shades, the overall look & can do a great promo. I will however say I would like to see Chad Gable get the IC title when ever the Ring General is done.


AEW; anyone know if when Regal was part of AEW was he a part of the creative process? I feel like there was a time when some of AEW had structure. Again, every night is just the Royal Rumble countdown. Who will enter & what will we see?


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 23, 2023, 09:27:16 PM
Don’t think Regal did creative outside BCC.   

Agree on the run ins and I think the answer is basically just wanting everyone to get some screen time.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 23, 2023, 10:48:10 PM
In lesser news:

NWA got a TV deal with The CW

Impact is changing back to TNA in the new year (and is the likely landing spot for CM Punk, I’d theorize )
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 24, 2023, 12:47:37 PM
Don’t think Regal did creative outside BCC.   

Agree on the run ins and I think the answer is basically just wanting everyone to get some screen time.


I was just curious as before when I put it on, there seemed to be storylines or some consistency. I feel like once Punk was returning & the Death Triangle lost the trios titles to the Bucks & Omega (should have never happened), it became noticeably bad besides one good match per show. Again, these random Wardlow squash matches trying to make him be Goldberg, along with strange singles matches that never have any follow up are frustrating as the talent is there. Why are we not seeing Fenix every week or Andrade more? And most importantly, let's see more Samoa Joe, Malakia Black & Claudio. Claudio can be utilized way better in the singles side of things. He has talent, has a great in ring ability & is being held back by the BCC if you ask me. That faction makes no sense as none of them are English either.

 I could care less about Copeland as he has been done in my world. Once he was forced out of the Judgement day, that should have been it. I was excited for his Hell in a Cell match at mania but it disappointed. I think the off script back & forth with Starks was embarrassing & just unnecessary & just made AEW feel like I was actually in a gymnasium or a farmers market watching wrestling which I do not have any desire to do.


Will Ospreay headed to the Fed?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 24, 2023, 12:49:28 PM
Let me also add Timeless Too Storm is great but I cannot stand her finisher; the lack of height and sit down element of that little driver should not ever be perceived as a knockout move. She should adopt a really sick submission. Every time I see that I am embarrassed for her.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 24, 2023, 01:58:34 PM
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Don’t think Regal did creative outside BCC.   

Agree on the run ins and I think the answer is basically just wanting everyone to get some screen time.
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I was just curious as before when I put it on, there seemed to be storylines or some consistency. I feel like once Punk was returning & the Death Triangle lost the trios titles to the Bucks & Omega (should have never happened), it became noticeably bad besides one good match per show. Again, these random Wardlow squash matches trying to make him be Goldberg, along with strange singles matches that never have any follow up are frustrating as the talent is there. Why are we not seeing Fenix every week or Andrade more? And most importantly, let's see more Samoa Joe, Malakia Black & Claudio. Claudio can be utilized way better in the singles side of things. He has talent, has a great in ring ability & is being held back by the BCC if you ask me. That faction makes no sense as none of them are English either.

 I could care less about Copeland as he has been done in my world. Once he was forced out of the Judgement day, that should have been it. I was excited for his Hell in a Cell match at mania but it disappointed. I think the off script back & forth with Starks was embarrassing & just unnecessary & just made AEW feel like I was actually in a gymnasium or a farmers market watching wrestling which I do not have any desire to do.


Will Ospreay headed to the Fed?

Fenix had to drop his belt because of Visa issues (which seems to be the case for most of the Mexican wrestlers at one time or another).   

Malachi is back and is teasing some interesting feuds with Danielson/BCC.   I’d love to see any of the HoB have a match with Claudio

Osprey to the Fed would surprise me.   Seems like hes had a good relationship with AEW and frankly the Fed doesn’t need an upper mid guy
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 24, 2023, 06:39:34 PM
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Don’t think Regal did creative outside BCC.   

Agree on the run ins and I think the answer is basically just wanting everyone to get some screen time.
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I was just curious as before when I put it on, there seemed to be storylines or some consistency. I feel like once Punk was returning & the Death Triangle lost the trios titles to the Bucks & Omega (should have never happened), it became noticeably bad besides one good match per show. Again, these random Wardlow squash matches trying to make him be Goldberg, along with strange singles matches that never have any follow up are frustrating as the talent is there. Why are we not seeing Fenix every week or Andrade more? And most importantly, let's see more Samoa Joe, Malakia Black & Claudio. Claudio can be utilized way better in the singles side of things. He has talent, has a great in ring ability & is being held back by the BCC if you ask me. That faction makes no sense as none of them are English either.

 I could care less about Copeland as he has been done in my world. Once he was forced out of the Judgement day, that should have been it. I was excited for his Hell in a Cell match at mania but it disappointed. I think the off script back & forth with Starks was embarrassing & just unnecessary & just made AEW feel like I was actually in a gymnasium or a farmers market watching wrestling which I do not have any desire to do.


Will Ospreay headed to the Fed?
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Fenix had to drop his belt because of Visa issues (which seems to be the case for most of the Mexican wrestlers at one time or another).   

Malachi is back and is teasing some interesting feuds with Danielson/BCC.   I’d love to see any of the HoB have a match with Claudio

Osprey to the Fed would surprise me.   Seems like hes had a good relationship with AEW and frankly the Fed doesn’t need an upper mid guy

He’s already making mention of it. “It’s on the table” according to him. I feel like a match between him & Balor would be great or throw him in with Dragunov (I think they have had a match before).
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 24, 2023, 07:05:20 PM
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Don’t think Regal did creative outside BCC.   

Agree on the run ins and I think the answer is basically just wanting everyone to get some screen time.
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I was just curious as before when I put it on, there seemed to be storylines or some consistency. I feel like once Punk was returning & the Death Triangle lost the trios titles to the Bucks & Omega (should have never happened), it became noticeably bad besides one good match per show. Again, these random Wardlow squash matches trying to make him be Goldberg, along with strange singles matches that never have any follow up are frustrating as the talent is there. Why are we not seeing Fenix every week or Andrade more? And most importantly, let's see more Samoa Joe, Malakia Black & Claudio. Claudio can be utilized way better in the singles side of things. He has talent, has a great in ring ability & is being held back by the BCC if you ask me. That faction makes no sense as none of them are English either.

 I could care less about Copeland as he has been done in my world. Once he was forced out of the Judgement day, that should have been it. I was excited for his Hell in a Cell match at mania but it disappointed. I think the off script back & forth with Starks was embarrassing & just unnecessary & just made AEW feel like I was actually in a gymnasium or a farmers market watching wrestling which I do not have any desire to do.


Will Ospreay headed to the Fed?
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Fenix had to drop his belt because of Visa issues (which seems to be the case for most of the Mexican wrestlers at one time or another).   

Malachi is back and is teasing some interesting feuds with Danielson/BCC.   I’d love to see any of the HoB have a match with Claudio

Osprey to the Fed would surprise me.   Seems like hes had a good relationship with AEW and frankly the Fed doesn’t need an upper mid guy
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He’s already making mention of it. “It’s on the table” according to him. I feel like a match between him & Balor would be great or throw him in with Dragunov (I think they have had a match before).

True, but he also included TnA/Impact in that statement, so who knows if it’s just a negotiation tactic. 

It’s kinda like MJF always mentioning the Fed, but I don’t honestly see him jumping.    The main event scene is too full for anyone of his or Ospreys stature to fill in.    They wouldn’t be the ones to dethrone Roman and if they’re heels, they’d just be fodder for Cody.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 24, 2023, 10:17:33 PM
Is having Becky Lynch lose to two different NxT wrestlers good for her?   Is she still bulletproof as a character?   Haven’t really taken much note of her lately
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 25, 2023, 03:24:02 AM
Is having Becky Lynch lose to two different NxT wrestlers good for her?   Is she still bulletproof as a character?   Haven’t really taken much note of her lately

I think this is due to them trying to help push the women’s division in NXT. I agree that it was quick & I still feel like Tiffany losing was a bad idea. I’m wondering if she will just head straight to RAW & start getting ready to take on Ripley as there have been subtle references to that. No one from my point of view will dethrone her at Crown Jewel. Unless they really want to push Nia Jax.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 25, 2023, 04:29:42 AM
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Is having Becky Lynch lose to two different NxT wrestlers good for her?   Is she still bulletproof as a character?   Haven’t really taken much note of her lately
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I think this is due to them trying to help push the women’s division in NXT. I agree that it was quick & I still feel like Tiffany losing was a bad idea. I’m wondering if she will just head straight to RAW & start getting ready to take on Ripley as there have been subtle references to that. No one from my point of view will dethrone her at Crown Jewel. Unless they really want to push Nia Jax.

The tough thing about women like Jade and Ripley (and to an extent Charlotte) is that they tower over all all the women and look like legit physical specimens and make all the other female wrestlers look like phonies/ex-gymnasts.   Nia is the only one I’d actually believe could best anyone in a fight because I think she could just absorb punishment.   Sasha/Mercedes worked well because she was an athletic freak, but she was a little smaller than everyone she went against.   

Joshi gals never seem like they’re allowed to tap into that Shimmer violence that makes them believable threats (which I thought hurt Kairi) but I still enjoy their wrestling. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 25, 2023, 08:34:26 AM
Oh and re: Pillman Jr... As much as I don't want this to be the case because of how fond of his dad I am I think he's hopeless. He's uncoordinated and awkward in the ring (the Omega thing was painful to watch... he even copied his run) and he's a really bland live promo. It's not impossible that he figures it out but I really won't be surprised if his push hits a wall the second they hand him a live mic or put him in with someone who hasn't had time to work out a full sequence of spots with him at the PC beforehand. All the window dressing in the world couldn't save him.

Also I'm sure he didn't pick it but I hate that name. Sounds like a used car lot. I heard Brock Anderson got released, so maybe we'll see Infiniti Emperor or Acura Pharaoh vignettes soon.

Only tangentially related, but have you ever seen the behind the scenes footage of Pillmans got a gun? There's a whole bunch of leaked footage from the satellite feeds that shows a lot of the moments like that from our younger days in a way I'd never seen. It's pretty cool stuff. Here's the series, I forget which one the Pillman stuff is in though.

https://archive.org/details/off-the-air-trimoon/

Btw Internet Archive has become a really great place to find wrestling, especially with YouTube doing the shitty adblocker thing now. I just started watching Lucha Underground again on there and it's also got the re-c-dubb project - basically ECW with all the network edits undone - and a bunch of territory compilations.

@Mr. Kamikazi I think Regal gave input but as far as I can tell the AEW creative process is "suggest things to Tony and hope he does them" so I don't know how formal it was. I can't remember if it was someone here (shaqueefa maybe?) or elsewhere but I remember seeing someone say they thought Tony had been fantasy booking in his head so long that he basically had the first 2 years planned out but nothing beyond that and now he just makes up a tournament or has a "dream match" when he gets stuck. It definitely tracks with the product we see. He also seems like he just doesn't know how to pivot when things don't go to plan and given how often his roster gets hurt he ends up trying to force square pegs into round holes far more often than he should.

I agree with you Joe should have something front and center. He's not going to be able to work like this forever and he's way too good to not feature... I think he's the second best promo in the company behind MJF (Hangman is really good too) and there's only a handful of guys in the fed I have ahead of him in that regard (Sami definitely but there's a few others that are close). He's got Jake style psychology but he can fire up and do shouty big guy promos too, and hes always always always believable. The only thing that I can kinda shit on is that he does the thing where he talks quietly for a few sentences and THEN STARTS SHOUTING and then goes back to quiet again and so on and so forth for the entire promo. He's gotten better about it in AEW but still falls into it sometimes, especially in backstage promos.

I feel like Andrade vs Danielson only scratched the surface of what those two could do. As good as it was, there's a lot of room for improvement with how good those dudes are and some of the spots didn't come off, like Andrades fake kick/spinning back elbow thing kinda missed the mark. Since Danielson is apparently going to be doing a program with HoB I would cum buckets if they put Andrade against Swerve for a while. I feel like that would absolutely steal whatever show you put it on and elevate both guys. Throw Miro and Cass in there somewhere and make the TNT belt the "workrate" belt so it  matters again. I legit don't even remember who has it right now.

Atiba -  I think Becky is fully made at this point. All the horsewomen can put anyone they want over and still be a viable threat at any time. She cooled off a little bit that was kind of inevitable given the fact she was legitimately probably the most over person in all of wrestling at one point.

Have you heard anything about AR Fox or do you know what happened with All-in... never really got the whole story there but it seems like he's done? Kind of a shame, Im pretty sure they were going to revisit the ambulance match with Swerve at some point.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 25, 2023, 10:43:38 AM
Right, I just didn’t know if Becky ever cooled off as hard as say Braun Strowman did and he was shit hot for a good stretch around that time too to the point people were questioning the booking of him not beating Brock (though in hindsight it makes perfect sense)


I forgot what AR Fox did.   Something about leaving them in the lurch at the last minute
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 25, 2023, 06:26:56 PM
AEW finally got Flair
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 25, 2023, 06:32:52 PM
AEW finally got Flair

Geez. This really starting to feel like WCW….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 25, 2023, 06:34:40 PM
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AEW finally got Flair
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Geez. This really starting to feel like WCW….

Intentionally so in this case (though with Christian and Sting maybe a little more TNA).   It’s fitting for Sting, I dig it.   There’s a definitive ending point
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 26, 2023, 12:41:13 AM
Yeah no thanks. I get that he's important to Sting historically but the last thing I want to see in 2023 is Ric Flairs old alcoholic ass desperately trying to make everything about himself. This feels incredibly desperate and is just a bad look all around as far as I'm concerned. One step forward, two steps back.

If you're not aware of the current state of Flair, this is less than a month old. He needs help, not a high profile storyline spot.

https://youtu.be/io5kMs15nNY?feature=shared

The whole thing is even worse but it's like 2 hours long
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on October 26, 2023, 05:32:13 AM
I think I read an interview or something where Tony said he had the first four champions (Jericho, Mox, Omega, Hangman) mapped out and had that all booked and planned from day one. Shit got screwy with Punks first injury, because obviously he won the belt from Hangman and Tony probably had a decent run for him booked there. From then on he has had to scramble and book on the fly, which I don't think he is qualified for. Add in Punk's return which also had future months booked and then he lost punk, Omega, and the bucks, all of which had belts and booking plans.

It's just been a comedy of errors in AEW since Punk won the belt, and now I'm kinda starting to get why WWE makes their guys work so safe and a bunch of moves are banned and no pile drivers and all that shit. AEW has to keep 100 guys ready to wrestle because 50 of them are hurt at any given time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 26, 2023, 05:52:55 AM
I think I read an interview or something where Tony said he had the first four champions (Jericho, Mox, Omega, Hangman) mapped out and had that all booked and planned from day one. Shit got screwy with Punks first injury, because obviously he won the belt from Hangman and Tony probably had a decent run for him booked there. From then on he has had to scramble and book on the fly, which I don't think he is qualified for. Add in Punk's return which also had future months booked and then he lost punk, Omega, and the bucks, all of which had belts and booking plans.

It's just been a comedy of errors in AEW since Punk won the belt, and now I'm kinda starting to get why WWE makes their guys work so safe and a bunch of moves are banned and no pile drivers and all that shit. AEW has to keep 100 guys ready to wrestle because 50 of them are hurt at any given time.

I don’t think the company that rehired Nia Jaxx is that concerned about keeping their wrestlers healthy
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 27, 2023, 05:05:51 AM
I think I read an interview or something where Tony said he had the first four champions (Jericho, Mox, Omega, Hangman) mapped out and had that all booked and planned from day one. Shit got screwy with Punks first injury, because obviously he won the belt from Hangman and Tony probably had a decent run for him booked there. From then on he has had to scramble and book on the fly, which I don't think he is qualified for. Add in Punk's return which also had future months booked and then he lost punk, Omega, and the bucks, all of which had belts and booking plans.

It's just been a comedy of errors in AEW since Punk won the belt, and now I'm kinda starting to get why WWE makes their guys work so safe and a bunch of moves are banned and no pile drivers and all that shit. AEW has to keep 100 guys ready to wrestle because 50 of them are hurt at any given time.


This is a good analysis. It certainly seems like there is injury after injury. Not sure if it was kayfabe as it looked pretty convincing with all the superstars coming out but Bryan Danielson looked hurt after the tag team match with Okada on Wednesday. Even the announce team had no idea what to say.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 28, 2023, 02:44:10 AM
I think I read an interview or something where Tony said he had the first four champions (Jericho, Mox, Omega, Hangman) mapped out and had that all booked and planned from day one. Shit got screwy with Punks first injury, because obviously he won the belt from Hangman and Tony probably had a decent run for him booked there. From then on he has had to scramble and book on the fly, which I don't think he is qualified for. Add in Punk's return which also had future months booked and then he lost punk, Omega, and the bucks, all of which had belts and booking plans.

It's just been a comedy of errors in AEW since Punk won the belt, and now I'm kinda starting to get why WWE makes their guys work so safe and a bunch of moves are banned and no pile drivers and all that shit. AEW has to keep 100 guys ready to wrestle because 50 of them are hurt at any given time.

Ha, it was you after all. I honestly half think AEWs lighter schedule works against them with injuries, you always hear the old guys talk about how your body just gets conditioned to the bumps after a while when you're doing it every day. It does seem like the guys who never really stop wrestling hold up better, Jericho being the most obvious example in AEW.

I saw Moxley said something about his concussion and now the smarks are trying to blame anyone but him. It's pro wrestling - you're pretending to be hurt all the time... If you don't tell someone you're rocked then of course everyone will assume you're just selling - especially in this day and age where we have people feigning seizures and fencing response. If you didn't tell me that he was concussed and I didn't know their respective spots on the card/finishers I wouldn't have thought anything was amiss about that match. I would have just assumed the ref forgot the finish.

Really kinda bummed about the Flair thing and I hate it because I want to be hyped for MJF vs Omega. It feels like Tony just waited for the heat to die down a little with the plane ride from hell stuff and then looked for the first excuse to bring him in. That's a straight up Vince move. The worst part is it's not going to move the needle - no one really cares or is talking about it. We couldn't give that time and shine to big Cass or Hobbs or something?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 29, 2023, 03:34:08 AM
If you didn't watch collision last night try to watch it somewhere today. AR Fox and Jay White had a hell of a good opener to get the crowd hot and the main event was excellent. Probably the best collision main event so far and one of the best free TV ones they've had in a long time. I won't even spoil it by talking about it...just go watch it.

PM me if you need links.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on October 31, 2023, 06:42:03 PM
If you didn't watch collision last night try to watch it somewhere today. AR Fox and Jay White had a hell of a good opener to get the crowd hot and the main event was excellent. Probably the best collision main event so far and one of the best free TV ones they've had in a long time. I won't even spoil it by talking about it...just go watch it.

PM me if you need links.


Collision was solid. Just hoping this announcement by the Khan man tomorrow is that PPV's are free now so I can watch Full Gear.

Happy I am getting to see more Samoa Joe but I want to see him in a lengthy match, not just squash matches. Also very stoked to see Claudio getting a solid push as I do hope he beats Freshly Squeezed OC tomorrow.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 02, 2023, 06:24:04 PM
Bummed Claudio lost. We all know Mox will take it back at Full Gear which maybe will cause a rift between Claudio & Mox since last night he looked on as Mox attacked freshly squeezed. You could see him just looking on & hanging back.

MJF headed to WWE judging by future promotional posters & Khan doing anything to get views which includes bringing on Flair & even trying to get Hogan on in the near future for views.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 05, 2023, 07:18:18 AM
Darby, Brody King, and Hook are doing a meet and greet at the FA store in Hollywood on 11.16
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 05, 2023, 12:24:12 PM
Darby, Brody King, and Hook are doing a meet and greet at the FA store in Hollywood on 11.16


Saw this. Brody King is killer. Darby & Hook are overrated. Period.

Ospreay getting closer to inking a deal with WWE & Crown Jewel didn’t disappoint. Curious to see what happens with the US title now that Logan Paul won it. Not a fan at all but I’m assuming this will generate some great matches for/with others.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 09, 2023, 03:32:36 AM
Samoa Joe relinquished the ROH TV title after beating Keith Lee. Really trying to get the AEW world championship from MJF or there’s some speculation he’ll leave AEW. Either way, happy he was in action last night. Penta VS Swerve was solid & full of action. Both guys sold well & while I knew Swerve would win, Penta was up until the very end. Happy they didn’t actually let Swerve unmask him like they kept mentioning. Was also wild to see Swerve pull Pentax’s tongue during a headlock.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 10, 2023, 01:56:51 AM
Samoa Joe relinquished the ROH TV title after beating Keith Lee. Really trying to get the AEW world championship from MJF or there’s some speculation he’ll leave AEW. Either way, happy he was in action last night. Penta VS Swerve was solid & full of action. Both guys sold well & while I knew Swerve would win, Penta was up until the very end. Happy they didn’t actually let Swerve unmask him like they kept mentioning. Was also wild to see Swerve pull Pentax’s tongue during a headlock.

I don't think joes going anywhere. WWE didn't treat him all that well and he's a vet whoq respects the business so I would think he'd insist on putting someone over on the way out rather than beating them if he were leaving. If Tony has any sense he should be grooming him for an office or booking job after hes done in ring because Joe clearly understands how this is supposed to work.

Also doubt MJF is going anywhere unless AEW folds. There's no chance they'd have him in this high profile of a spot this late in the year with like 5 potential feuds on the horizon if his contract was done at the end of the year. I firmly believe everything back to the missed meet n greet thing was a work, things just got fucked with Punk being an injury prone horrible coworker and TK not knowing how to adapt.

Didn't watch dynamite but I'm off work today and have nothing to do except go pick up some new scumco boards so Im gonna at least watch Penta vs Swerve. One of the main problems with AEW is they give matches like that away with no substantial build or promotion beyond a tweet a few days beforehand. Those dudes are definitely good enough to be working a ppv undercard feud, I personally have both in my top ten AEW workers. Heel swerve can handle the promos to tell the story and Penta has the in ring work and physical charisma for the fans to really get behind. Do that and THEN have the inevitable amazing match with the fans really invested.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 10, 2023, 06:43:33 AM
I think Joe dropped the belt bc he already set the record for holding it and the “Two Belt+ Champ” trend from a couple of years ago proved to be a pain in the ass when you’re trying to then get the belts off them (not that I necessarily think Joe will beat MJF).   


No matter how talented he is and no matter how many shares VKM sells, Logan Paul holding a title in the Fed is why I find it so difficult to ever go back to them
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 10, 2023, 11:31:25 AM
I think Joe dropped the belt bc he already set the record for holding it and the “Two Belt+ Champ” trend from a couple of years ago proved to be a pain in the ass when you’re trying to then get the belts off them (not that I necessarily think Joe will beat MJF).   


No matter how talented he is and no matter how many shares VKM sells, Logan Paul holding a title in the Fed is why I find it so difficult to ever go back to them


I feel the US belt will be the title that gets thrown around. Fucking Bad Bunny will end up with it. Rubbish.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 14, 2023, 06:46:53 AM
I thought it was weird that such a big deal was made of Joe being the TV champ of a promotion that currently doesn't have a TV show.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 15, 2023, 09:15:27 PM
Big signing called for Full Gear.    The released Fed guys like Ali aren’t out of their non-competes and Osprey and Mone under contract still

My guess:
Bret Hart (Bret seemed more keen on it than Tony - and new signing is described as someone EVERYONE RESPECTS and is THE GREATEST WRESTLER).   

Lesser guess: Guilia.   Stardom standout and is respected, but probably not necessary for this kind of announcement
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 16, 2023, 05:06:16 PM
Terrible promo from Hangman last night. Talking about how he will steal Prince Nana's weed & smoke it while cutting a promo with Swerve. Embarrassing. Between my time as a teacher & currently a therapist, Hangman Adam Page is one of them with this kind of stuff.

Otherwise, Dynamite was not bad. The street fight however with Ibushi riding a bicycle then tapping everyone with a pipe was comical as everyone then sold it. Highlight for me was seeing Penta almost get a win over the Bucks with Komander even though we all know the Bucks were going to get it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 16, 2023, 05:07:06 PM
Big signing called for Full Gear.    The released Fed guys like Ali aren’t out of their non-competes and Osprey and Mone under contract still

My guess:
Bret Hart (Bret seemed more keen on it than Tony - and new signing is described as someone EVERYONE RESPECTS and is THE GREATEST WRESTLER).   

Lesser guess: Guilia.   Stardom standout and is respected, but probably not necessary for this kind of announcement

If it is Bret Hart or Goldberg, there will be no denying that AEW is WCW 2.0.

We shall see.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 16, 2023, 05:26:52 PM
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Big signing called for Full Gear.    The released Fed guys like Ali aren’t out of their non-competes and Osprey and Mone under contract still

My guess:
Bret Hart (Bret seemed more keen on it than Tony - and new signing is described as someone EVERYONE RESPECTS and is THE GREATEST WRESTLER).   

Lesser guess: Guilia.   Stardom standout and is respected, but probably not necessary for this kind of announcement
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If it is Bret Hart or Goldberg, there will be no denying that AEW is WCW 2.0.

We shall see.


Goldberg would be weird unless it’s some MJF Jewish faction angle
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 16, 2023, 11:43:35 PM
I gotta get caught up this weekend, I should be at collision  next weekend so I should probably have an idea of what's going on haha.

Penta has insane physical charisma and works stiff so I'm definitely checking that out but it's kinda funny how fast Kommander went from being hyped up to "you can wrestle if Fenix can't make the show" but that's what being a one trick pony gets you. Maybe instead of doing flips off whatever you can find you learn to throw a worked punch or establish an emotional connection with fans? It doesn't help that they've brought in other guys who do lucha ropewalk shit (and arguably do it better) but I just never got the hype around him. It literally looks like a choreographed circus act to me.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 17, 2023, 01:29:21 AM
I gotta get caught up this weekend, I should be at collision  next weekend so I should probably have an idea of what's going on haha.

Penta has insane physical charisma and works stiff so I'm definitely checking that out but it's kinda funny how fast Kommander went from being hyped up to "you can wrestle if Fenix can't make the show" but that's what being a one trick pony gets you. Maybe instead of doing flips off whatever you can find you learn to throw a worked punch or establish an emotional connection with fans? It doesn't help that they've brought in other guys who do lucha ropewalk shit (and arguably do it better) but I just never got the hype around him. It literally looks like a choreographed circus act to me.


I saw him at BoLA last January before I ever saw him elsewhere and the tightrope walking stuff was very fun and charismatic.   Understandably, the shine wears off
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 17, 2023, 01:22:44 PM
Taping Rampage tonight to see what goes down. Smackdown will be watched. Rumor has it that Nakamura is paving the way for Okada to come the WWE. I’d love this.


Side note. Ordered a bunch of ROH/TNA dvds off eBay (10.00 for all of them) & I’ve never watched or heard of Kobashi & boy oh boy! Him vs Samoa Joe was just perfect. Strong style at its finest.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 17, 2023, 02:35:45 PM
I think Okada has a better chance of being at AEW than WWE.   I don’t see him at the Fed at all and these NJPW guys want that nicer schedule
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 17, 2023, 03:27:23 PM
I think Okada has a better chance of being at AEW than WWE.   I don’t see him at the Fed at all and these NJPW guys want that nicer schedule

He apparently is inquiring with WWE & Nakamura is apparently trying to coax him & show him that Japanese wrestlers won’t get swept under the rug like previous wrestlers from Japan. AEW can’t maintain him so even if he was higher mid card in WWE, it’d be better than him being in a random street fight 6 man tag team match or having countless matches with Danielson.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 17, 2023, 06:12:09 PM
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He apparently is inquiring with WWE & Nakamura is apparently trying to coax him & show him that Japanese wrestlers won’t get swept under the rug like previous wrestlers from Japan. AEW can’t maintain him so even if he was higher mid card in WWE, it’d be better than him being in a random street fight 6 man tag team match or having countless matches with Danielson.


Well I guess hide those Aj/nakamura matches from him.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 17, 2023, 08:04:12 PM
Claudio vs Buddy Matthews Full Gear pre show should be quite good
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 18, 2023, 07:36:02 PM
Big signing called for Full Gear.    The released Fed guys like Ali aren’t out of their non-competes and Osprey and Mone under contract still

My guess:
Bret Hart (Bret seemed more keen on it than Tony - and new signing is described as someone EVERYONE RESPECTS and is THE GREATEST WRESTLER).   

Lesser guess: Guilia.   Stardom standout and is respected, but probably not necessary for this kind of announcement



Aaaaaand….the new signing is

Will Osprey!


Outside of MJF, I really don’t see the Fed going for huge outside/Japan talents.    They’re in post merger mode which is about cutting costs and I can’t see how Okada would move the needle for them anymore than Nakamura did.   Gulia from Stardom would at least be an affordable get. 

Don’t forget, they’re also not renewing contracts before they’re up, so they’ve got a couple big names like Becky and McIntyre with contracts up in 2024, so I really don’t foresee them trying to buy the world.  A new regime holds the wallet these days and they aren’t motivated by bile and spite like VKM was
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Sativa Lung on November 18, 2023, 11:50:55 PM
Claudio vs Buddy Matthews Full Gear pre show should be quite good

Buddy can work with a broomstick and make it look good so Ill definitely watch that. That fucker won me over purely on his in-ring (has he ever even cut a promo?) and despite being overrated in almost every other way Claudio is one of the best "bases" in the world so I would expect to see at least one WTF spot.

Watched some old stampede earlier and they had a few Rhonda Singh matches and I was pretty impressed. Power moves galore and she could move. She was definitely ahead of her time and it's a shame Vince turned her into a fat joke when he got ahold of her. He did the same thing with Mike Shaw who he turned into Bastion Booger/Friar Ferguson so maybe he really did secretly hate everything that came from stampede.

Ospreay is such a perfect fit for AEW so it was so obvious that everyone expected a swerve haha. This was all pretty much a done deal after the Wembley match with Jericho I'd imagine, they just had to wait for the legal side to get worked out. I fully expect him to be rocketed up and be facing Kenny for the belt at some point in the next year. If the intent is actually to run Wembley on bank holiday weekend (I really hope they don't because the attendance will almost certainly be lower and that's all anyone will talk about) then that would be the match I'd see as the only logical headliner.

Edit - just got home and watched Hangman Swerve. Holy shit. I knew they were going to bring the house down but that's on the level of War of Hell in my modern deathmatch ranking and I don't say that lightly. Good build and an amazing match.. please keep this feud going somehow I could watch those two all day. How the fuck is the handsome, chiseled, athletic Babyface cowboy with dreamy blue eyes secretly the best deathmatch wrestler in the company?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 19, 2023, 12:38:45 AM
Apparently AEW has an edge with these NJPW wrestlers bc of the agreement between the promotions means it isn’t tampering if AEW talks before their contract is up bc Osprey was done with NJ’s blessing

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 19, 2023, 07:32:47 AM
Looks like Louie Lopez was there live (probably due to the signing at FA).   Wonder what he made of that Swerve/Page match.   Finally caught up to it today.   Jesus
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on November 20, 2023, 10:19:44 PM
Why did they put Hogan and Mr. T in the Primitive collab…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 21, 2023, 05:18:59 AM
I saw some footage from the meet and greet at the FA store and it looked pretty fun, although I did see in the comments that it was $125 for the autograph and photo package deal. I guess that is pretty standard rates if you went to a convention and met them all separately though.

You could wait in a line and get chopped by Brody King as well and that looked pretty cool.

PPV was decent enough except for the main event booking which was just a mess. Like we believed Adam Cole was magically gonna be ready to wrestle..

Gotta shout out Kota Ibushi for that awful display on the bicycle on dynamite as well. That was comically bad.

Love Love Love Toni Storm and its pretty funny that Luther is now her butler.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on November 21, 2023, 01:26:38 PM
Agreed the main event was silly but still fun. MJF selling a bad knee and still jumping over the top rope to diamond cutter Jay White to the floor didn’t quite add up, but was goofy enough to be funny. Also loved MJF saying “fuck it” to the botched table spot and elbow dropping straight to the floor.

Swerve/Hangman was NUTS. Started on an EXTREMELY high bar and stayed heavy the whole way through. It’s one of those matches I feel like I have to call my non-wrestling friends and tell them about.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 21, 2023, 02:55:01 PM
I saw some footage from the meet and greet at the FA store and it looked pretty fun, although I did see in the comments that it was $125 for the autograph and photo package deal. I guess that is pretty standard rates if you went to a convention and met them all separately though.

You could wait in a line and get chopped by Brody King as well and that looked pretty cool.

PPV was decent enough except for the main event booking which was just a mess. Like we believed Adam Cole was magically gonna be ready to wrestle..

Gotta shout out Kota Ibushi for that awful display on the bicycle on dynamite as well. That was comically bad.

Love Love Love Toni Storm and its pretty funny that Luther is now her butler.



Brody was in FA with Darby and in S1 of I Think You Should Leave - he’s really done all you can to be a peripheral skater besides get tacos with Atiba


Love Toni Storm too.   I like when a new gimmick comes up and just works so well as well as giving feeding naturally that new talent they signed as an All About Eve scenario.   


Read in some dirt sheets that the Fed doesn’t think they actually have a chance for MJF so they’re trying to get the word out to spoil his “biggest contract negotiation” bit.   


It just feels like AEW is on the rise for the first time since the CM Punk shenanigans
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 22, 2023, 11:05:55 AM
 https://primitiveskate.com/collections/wwe (https://primitiveskate.com/collections/wwe)

Wayyy better than the Palace collab.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 24, 2023, 01:35:16 PM
Ronda popped up in ROH and had a pretty good showing in a tag match.  Seems like a one-off
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 25, 2023, 05:32:35 AM
Why did they announce Ospreay so long before he's done with NJPW? Are they trying to get ahead of something or did TK just use it to try and push some more PPV buys? Seems it would've made more sense to announce at World's End. Maybe someone else will show up there
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 25, 2023, 05:44:23 AM
Why did they announce Ospreay so long before he's done with NJPW? Are they trying to get ahead of something or did TK just use it to try and push some more PPV buys? Seems it would've made more sense to announce at World's End. Maybe someone else will show up there


I think as a pure PR move to show AEW is still the place premier free agents are choosing after recent speculation he could go to the Fed, but I don’t doubt it attracted eyes to the PPV   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 25, 2023, 08:10:11 PM
Working so hard to deny it, shouldn’t have been surprising
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 26, 2023, 03:04:45 AM
Why did they announce Ospreay so long before he's done with NJPW? Are they trying to get ahead of something or did TK just use it to try and push some more PPV buys? Seems it would've made more sense to announce at World's End. Maybe someone else will show up there

NVM think I know the answer now
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 26, 2023, 03:18:13 AM
CM Punk returns to WWE.

Survivor series last night was grand.

Gunther vs the Miz was a golden match with Miz really testing Gunther & actually making you believe for a second he may win. Gunther retains with a modified Boston crab submission.

Dragon Lee & Santos Escobar also kept me glued to the tv set & I'm actually stoked Escobar dominated & won as we are getting to see him shine a bit. Also stoked Lee is getting a push on Smackdown.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on November 26, 2023, 03:29:11 AM
Mad props to WWE for how well they kept the Punk return under wraps.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 26, 2023, 04:06:00 AM
Mad props to WWE for how well they kept the Punk return under wraps.

A lot of people are saying this, but did they really keep it a secret?   It was a known possibility that was denied seemingly every day this week, but I think most people thought it was far-fetched enough considering Punks bad history with a lot of people involved (plus, the honeymoon after that initial pop gets shorter and shorter) and would need visual proof before they believed it anyways
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on November 26, 2023, 05:21:00 AM
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Mad props to WWE for how well they kept the Punk return under wraps.
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A lot of people are saying this, but did they really keep it a secret?   It was a known possibility that was denied seemingly every day this week, but I think most people thought it was far-fetched enough considering Punks bad history with a lot of people involved (plus, the honeymoon after that initial pop gets shorter and shorter) and would need visual proof before they believed it anyways

Maybe I just spent too much time on the SquaredCircle subreddit but everyone including me seemed to think it was no way this was happening mostly due to every reputable wrestling reporter saying it flat out won’t happen.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 26, 2023, 07:41:34 AM
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Mad props to WWE for how well they kept the Punk return under wraps.
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A lot of people are saying this, but did they really keep it a secret?   It was a known possibility that was denied seemingly every day this week, but I think most people thought it was far-fetched enough considering Punks bad history with a lot of people involved (plus, the honeymoon after that initial pop gets shorter and shorter) and would need visual proof before they believed it anyways
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Maybe I just spent too much time on the SquaredCircle subreddit but everyone including me seemed to think it was no way this was happening mostly due to every reputable wrestling reporter saying it flat out won’t happen.

Right I’m with you on that … I just think to praise the Fed for keeping it a secret, there wouldn’t have even been the rampant speculation.   It got to the point where they were denying it a little too much in retrospect
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on November 26, 2023, 11:39:23 AM
Pretty well kept in the sense that it was not announced to anyone internally until a few hours before. Sounds like a lot of people are disgruntled including Drew McIntyre.



Hoping Seth Rollins & Punk have a mania match. While I'm not a huge Priest fan, I’d love for him to cash in on Rollins the way he did when he first won gold against Lesnar & Reigns.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 27, 2023, 07:51:19 PM
On the positive side, they made Survivor Series finally feel like one of the Big Four PPVs


Negative side, we’re now in Royal Rumble season which means the utterly pointless “declare for the Rumble” promos as if there isn’t more than enough room for everyone
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on November 30, 2023, 06:07:45 AM
Been a bit since I've posted in here.

Survivor Series was great, women's War Games match was exceptional from first entrance to final bell. Iyo, Bayley and Charlotte all really shined.

I went to Dynamite last night, my first live AEW event. It was good, better than what some people make it out to be. Top Flight and Julia Hart are from the Twin Cities, so they had matches and got big pops. Swerve Strickland is also extremely over, it seems - probably the biggest pop of the night. We stayed for the Rampage taping and got to see Sting and Ric Flair speak for a bit - Ric talked a little bit about working for Verne Gagne, which was fun as well. Biggest critique of the night for me is that they hardly promoted any of the women's division. Maybe it was just a coincidence, but there were only 2 women's matches over three hours, and there was little to no presence of them in promo packages throughout the night.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on November 30, 2023, 07:44:01 AM
Actually enjoyed an entire episode of Dynamite which hasn't happened in awhile.

Loving the MJF/Joe angle with Joe being the savior to protect Max and make sure he gets to their match as healthy as possible.

They really DID NOT need to replay the dante Martin injury though. Why would they highlight that the guys take really risky bumps and are constantly getting hurt.

Swerve and Jay White was awesome.

I really like RUSH.

I also really like that Julia Hart didn't die her hair black when she joined HOB.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on November 30, 2023, 08:00:18 AM
Yeah the blonde suits the look too.  If she went too goth she’s look like mini Rhea Ripley.   (Saying this made me realize she’s not far from female Darby)


Speaking of Darby, saw people speculating that he could be the final opponent for Sting at the Greensboro Colosseum
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on November 30, 2023, 07:42:25 PM
I think I might get Punk - Rollins for my Wrestlemania night 2 draw. So glad I got my ticket.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 14, 2023, 03:34:29 AM
Gotta say that the no storyline and just good match edition of Dynamite last night was pretty good.

I really like Rush.

Swerve should be fighting for a title at some point in 2024.

I hope Joe wins the title and somehow we get a heel MJF back, this babyface shit aint working for me.

Dolph Ziggler to AEW?



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on December 18, 2023, 08:19:55 AM
Damn.

Diverticulitus for Kenny Omega.

Another ripple in AEW booking that Tony isn't ready for or creative enough to book around.

I could see Sammy coming back to fill the spot but they are supposed to be the faces and everybody hates sammy.

Maybe a lengthy and meaningless tournament to determine Jericho's new partner? HA!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 18, 2023, 09:18:27 AM
Sasha Banks Rumble return?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 26, 2023, 10:39:22 AM
Anyone see The Iron Claw yet? I’m planning to catch it this week since I’m off.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 26, 2023, 11:03:07 AM
Anyone see The Iron Claw yet? I’m planning to catch it this week since I’m off.

Nah.  I watched the Cassandro El Exotico movie instead bc it wasn’t going to be a mega-bummer
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 28, 2023, 06:08:11 AM
Scotty 2 Hotty huh
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 28, 2023, 09:19:12 AM
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Anyone see The Iron Claw yet? I’m planning to catch it this week since I’m off.
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Nah.  I watched the Cassandro El Exotico movie instead bc it wasn’t going to be a mega-bummer

Iron Claw was really good. I loved their Freebirds - Von Erich’s montage set to Rush.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 28, 2023, 09:56:29 AM
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Anyone see The Iron Claw yet? I’m planning to catch it this week since I’m off.
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Nah.  I watched the Cassandro El Exotico movie instead bc it wasn’t going to be a mega-bummer
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Iron Claw was really good. I loved their Freebirds - Von Erich’s montage set to Rush.


Part of me wants to, but part of me can’t stand Jeremy Allen White.   We’ll have to see which side wins out
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on December 28, 2023, 03:23:00 PM
Samoa Joe turning on MJF. AEW continues to drop the ball on Swerve. AEW also fails to resign MJF. Samoa Joe new champ? Sure!


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on December 28, 2023, 04:19:24 PM
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Anyone see The Iron Claw yet? I’m planning to catch it this week since I’m off.
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Nah.  I watched the Cassandro El Exotico movie instead bc it wasn’t going to be a mega-bummer
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Iron Claw was really good. I loved their Freebirds - Von Erich’s montage set to Rush.
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Part of me wants to, but part of me can’t stand Jeremy Allen White.   We’ll have to see which side wins out

He plays Kerry Von Erich, nothing good happens to his character.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on December 28, 2023, 07:59:16 PM
Samoa Joe turning on MJF. AEW continues to drop the ball on Swerve. AEW also fails to resign MJF. Samoa Joe new champ? Sure!

I think Joe will be new champ bc MJF is pretty banged up.  After getting CM Punk, I feel like the Fed can wait for MJF bc there’s not a ton of room on the upper card for him at the moment.   MJF and Swerve are the top solo stars in AEW, why not stay there?


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Post by: Lame_Nigga on December 30, 2023, 09:12:56 AM
Currently this morning there’s word around town (twitter) that Jericho may have SA’d Kylie Rae and that’s why she left so quickly back in 2019.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2024, 08:08:32 AM
Will be curious how much Kevin Dunn’s departure affects WWE’s presentation going forward.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 01, 2024, 06:31:57 PM
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I think Joe will be new champ bc MJF is pretty banged up.  After getting CM Punk, I feel like the Fed can wait for MJF bc there’s not a ton of room on the upper card for him at the moment.   MJF and Swerve are the top solo stars in AEW, why not stay there?

More money? AEW is a sinking ship? I will say I’m happy Samoa Joe won. I just hope he’s a fighting champ & we get a good storyline. Also, Kingston as a Triple Crown Champion continues to show my AEW is certainly a circus. If this was going to be the case, why bury all the talent in the contest i.e Rush & Claudio, both who are top notch. Let them get farther. Maybe let them lose instead of Moxley. He’s done it already. Just a confusing series of matches & a poor outcome.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 01, 2024, 11:25:26 PM
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I think Joe will be new champ bc MJF is pretty banged up.  After getting CM Punk, I feel like the Fed can wait for MJF bc there’s not a ton of room on the upper card for him at the moment.   MJF and Swerve are the top solo stars in AEW, why not stay there?
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More money? AEW is a sinking ship? I will say I’m happy Samoa Joe won. I just hope he’s a fighting champ & we get a good storyline. Also, Kingston as a Triple Crown Champion continues to show my AEW is certainly a circus. If this was going to be the case, why bury all the talent in the contest i.e Rush & Claudio, both who are top notch. Let them get farther. Maybe let them lose instead of Moxley. He’s done it already. Just a confusing series of matches & a poor outcome.

AEW got the last two big free agents and is likely getting Mercedes.   They are far from a sinking ship. 

Eddie got the title in NY and has built in history with Mox.   Makes sense to me
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on January 03, 2024, 06:16:41 AM
The whole "AEW is a sinking ship" narrative is hilarious. The Monday Night Wars really fucked up people's ability to view wrestling with any form of rationality.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 03, 2024, 06:55:23 AM
The whole "AEW is a sinking ship" narrative is hilarious. The Monday Night Wars really fucked up people's ability to view wrestling with any form of rationality.

Right?   I think people expect it to be as big as WWE is currently within 5 years which is wild.   It just happens that WWE has been making huge financial moves this year as would be expected from a legacy media company. 
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 03, 2024, 08:21:58 AM
 People often forget that WWE had a 50 year head start on AEW.

Non wrestling fans still don't even know what AEW is.

WCW was even regional and pretty low budget for years before they got the big investor and were ready to compete. When Nitro premiered they had somewhat of a built in audience already and were ready to roll.

AEW just materialized from scratch of the strength of a PPV. They just posted up and went nuts, which worked for the first 2 years when everything was going great and nobody was hurt or fighting each other backstage.

And I'm finally ready to see the end of Jericho. He is golden on commentary and should just be there from here on out. Maybe use that for an angle to pry him off the commentary for one final battle. But my god if he somehow starts another faction with Sammy G and some randoms I'm gonna lose it.

Honestly surprised he didn't shoehorn himself in as the Devil.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 03, 2024, 08:36:50 AM
People often forget that WWE had a 50 year head start on AEW.

Non wrestling fans still don't even know what AEW is.

WCW was even regional and pretty low budget for years before they got the big investor and were ready to compete. When Nitro premiered they had somewhat of a built in audience already and were ready to roll.

AEW just materialized from scratch of the strength of a PPV. They just posted up and went nuts, which worked for the first 2 years when everything was going great and nobody was hurt or fighting each other backstage.

And I'm finally ready to see the end of Jericho. He is golden on commentary and should just be there from here on out. Maybe use that for an angle to pry him off the commentary for one final battle. But my god if he somehow starts another faction with Sammy G and some randoms I'm gonna lose it.

Honestly surprised he didn't shoehorn himself in as the Devil.


Yeah this Kylie Rae stuff seemed like it would be the start of the fade out, but it seems to have gone away
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 03, 2024, 09:46:31 AM
Another reason why all wrestling fans should watch The Iron Claw.

There is nothing new under the sun and what AEW is it’s basically what Jerry Jarrett was to some of the territories, including WCCW. In this case, Tony Kahn is Jerry Jarrett and ROH is WCCW.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 04, 2024, 01:34:52 AM
Another reason why all wrestling fans should watch The Iron Claw.

There is nothing new under the sun and what AEW is it’s basically what Jerry Jarrett was to some of the territories, including WCCW. In this case, Tony Kahn is Jerry Jarrett and ROH is WCCW.


Maybe someone else can speak to this, but I thought Jerry Jarrett kinda operated with connections from VKM as the territory days were wrapping up
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 04, 2024, 01:37:24 AM
Another sign of AEW’s demise:

Signing Deanna Purazzo, one of the best women’s wrestlers right now.   If they sign Mercedes as well, they have a pretty damn good women’s division going

(Most Fed fans would probably not care about this, they’ll just be stoked on X-PAC making a surprise appearance at Royal Rumble)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 10, 2024, 04:56:44 PM
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 10, 2024, 06:26:03 PM
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Why are Fed fans into him.   Are they already fooling themselves into thinking he had a great and deserved title reign?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 12, 2024, 08:23:17 AM
He can be a monster heel. Period.


As far as the attitude era influence & how it (does not) skew(s) my view on AEW, I grew up on WCW. So I know what smaller promotions are capable of & WCW was good. WCW still out shadows AEW even though TK desperately wants to recreate it. 99-end was bad but I still watched. Attitude era was good but I think at the time it was so new, along with what was on tv, it really didn’t set a bar as much as it simply was captured as one of the greatest times in wrestling. Then you have the ruthlessness aggression era, the invasion, you name it. And for me, RA time was the best as that’s when we got Benoit, Jericho, Cena, Orton, Lesnar, Shelton, Kurt Angle’s push, the list goes on…..
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 12, 2024, 08:37:23 AM
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Why are Fed fans into him.   Are they already fooling themselves into thinking he had a great and deserved title reign?
I think it’s more the irony of cheering for him because they know that his run was garbage. At the time, I was okay with it because it was “Land Of Opportunity” Smackdown where they were just trying different things. He’s not a good wrestler, he’s an okay promo, and his theme is the best thing about him.

I also just don’t like Tony Khan and will root against him any chance I get. To me the difference between what he’s doing and what Bischoff did 20+ years ago is Bischoff didn’t come across as whiney. TK doesn’t have the aura yet. The company is still very young, and TK can work on his presence and maybe in five more years he’ll be better at this.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 12, 2024, 10:28:00 AM
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Why are Fed fans into him.   Are they already fooling themselves into thinking he had a great and deserved title reign?
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I think it’s more the irony of cheering for him because they know that his run was garbage. At the time, I was okay with it because it was “Land Of Opportunity” Smackdown where they were just trying different things. He’s not a good wrestler, he’s an okay promo, and his theme is the best thing about him.

I also just don’t like Tony Khan and will root against him any chance I get. To me the difference between what he’s doing and what Bischoff did 20+ years ago is Bischoff didn’t come across as whiney. TK doesn’t have the aura yet. The company is still very young, and TK can work on his presence and maybe in five more years he’ll be better at this.


I’ll take whiny over Vince (need I go into the myriad ways he’s a piece of shit?   He’s also one of Trumps best friends) and HHH (Curtain Call, Screwjob, general Kliq bullying, Chyna).
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Post by: blurst_of_times on January 12, 2024, 10:29:52 AM
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I think it’s more the irony of cheering for him because they know that his run was garbage. At the time, I was okay with it because it was “Land Of Opportunity” Smackdown where they were just trying different things. He’s not a good wrestler, he’s an okay promo, and his theme is the best thing about him.

I also just don’t like Tony Khan and will root against him any chance I get. To me the difference between what he’s doing and what Bischoff did 20+ years ago is Bischoff didn’t come across as whiney. TK doesn’t have the aura yet. The company is still very young, and TK can work on his presence and maybe in five more years he’ll be better at this.
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I’ll take whiny over Vince (need I go into the myriad ways he’s a piece of shit?   He’s also one of Trumps best friends) and HHH (Curtain Call, Screwjob, general Kliq bullying, Chyna).
Linda was in his cabinet as well.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 12, 2024, 01:51:14 PM
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Why are Fed fans into him.   Are they already fooling themselves into thinking he had a great and deserved title reign?
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I think it’s more the irony of cheering for him because they know that his run was garbage. At the time, I was okay with it because it was “Land Of Opportunity” Smackdown where they were just trying different things. He’s not a good wrestler, he’s an okay promo, and his theme is the best thing about him.

I also just don’t like Tony Khan and will root against him any chance I get. To me the difference between what he’s doing and what Bischoff did 20+ years ago is Bischoff didn’t come across as whiney. TK doesn’t have the aura yet. The company is still very young, and TK can work on his presence and maybe in five more years he’ll be better at this.
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I’ll take whiny over Vince (need I go into the myriad ways he’s a piece of shit?   He’s also one of Trumps best friends) and HHH (Curtain Call, Screwjob, general Kliq bullying, Chyna).
There’s no denying Vince has been a scumbag longer than most of us have been alive, they’re not continually throwing shots on Twitter with nothing to back it up. Also can’t ignore TK not addressing the Jericho allegations

I keep up with my favorites in AEW (Mox, Black, MJF), and I like when there’s competition but I think they need to give it time before they come for the crown.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 12, 2024, 04:57:58 PM
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I think it’s more the irony of cheering for him because they know that his run was garbage. At the time, I was okay with it because it was “Land Of Opportunity” Smackdown where they were just trying different things. He’s not a good wrestler, he’s an okay promo, and his theme is the best thing about him.

I also just don’t like Tony Khan and will root against him any chance I get. To me the difference between what he’s doing and what Bischoff did 20+ years ago is Bischoff didn’t come across as whiney. TK doesn’t have the aura yet. The company is still very young, and TK can work on his presence and maybe in five more years he’ll be better at this.
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I’ll take whiny over Vince (need I go into the myriad ways he’s a piece of shit?   He’s also one of Trumps best friends) and HHH (Curtain Call, Screwjob, general Kliq bullying, Chyna).
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There’s no denying Vince has been a scumbag longer than most of us have been alive, they’re not continually throwing shots on Twitter with nothing to back it up. Also can’t ignore TK not addressing the Jericho allegations

I keep up with my favorites in AEW (Mox, Black, MJF), and I like when there’s competition but I think they need to give it time before they come for the crown.


Agreed about the Jericho thing, but there may be silence tied to letting her out of her contract immediately
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 12, 2024, 05:03:47 PM
Tony Khan & AEW will never come close to what Eric Bischoff ever did. They’ll endlessly try to capture a WCW atmosphere but will never achieve it.


I keep watching for Danielson, Samoa Joe & MJF. Mox here & there but man oh man, it’s hard at times.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 12, 2024, 05:15:32 PM
Let’s also add the fact that Sting & AEW somehow felt that it was good for wrestling that his last match (with AEW) is a tag team match w/Darby Allin against the Young Bucks….

I am certain this is because Sting cannot wrestle well anymore in a one on one as he really just does street fights which involve no technical wrestling, etc. Anyone see his recent botch this Wednesday? Powerhouse is lucky….

Mind you, grew up with Sting, loved surfer sting, dingo sting/warrior sting & most importantly, WCW Crow Sting. He had it for sure. But not now. Not at all.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on January 16, 2024, 06:22:03 AM
Tony Khan & AEW will never come close to what Eric Bischoff ever did.


Tank two promotions within a short time of joining them?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 16, 2024, 02:33:03 PM
I know people hate the guy, but he spit facts on this one.

 https://youtu.be/P92X8X6DAzA?si=2nHmp_3mYYqVAwaI (https://youtu.be/P92X8X6DAzA?si=2nHmp_3mYYqVAwaI)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 16, 2024, 04:23:01 PM
I know people hate the guy, but he spit facts on this one.

 https://youtu.be/P92X8X6DAzA?si=2nHmp_3mYYqVAwaI (https://youtu.be/P92X8X6DAzA?si=2nHmp_3mYYqVAwaI)


Sounds like he’s trying to pivot into being Cornette.   


Real reason ratings in wrestling went down is because they went down across the board for all of television.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 16, 2024, 05:52:22 PM
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Tank two promotions within a short time of joining them?


Regarding WCW, this is not true at all. Eric Bischoff is responsible for the WCW Monday Night war & beating WWF in ratings at points in time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 17, 2024, 06:53:52 PM
Let’s also add the fact that Sting & AEW somehow felt that it was good for wrestling that his last match (with AEW) is a tag team match w/Darby Allin against the Young Bucks….

I am certain this is because Sting cannot wrestle well anymore in a one on one as he really just does street fights which involve no technical wrestling, etc. Anyone see his recent botch this Wednesday? Powerhouse is lucky….

Mind you, grew up with Sting, loved surfer sting, dingo sting/warrior sting & most importantly, WCW Crow Sting. He had it for sure. But not now. Not at all.

Apparently it was Stings choice bc Young Bucks put on great PPV matches and he was never going to do a singles bout against Darby
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 17, 2024, 07:34:45 PM
Wow that Young Bucks promo was terrible.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on January 18, 2024, 06:37:35 AM
Toni Storm continues to pop me without wrestling. a few weeks ago she called Taz the "Landlord of the Year" and when Taz said what are you talking about she in all seriousness says "well you are the human DUPLEX machine!!!!" WOW, just wow. The Wendi Richter callouts are cool and she is really selling the character. I like it.

Does anyone think maybe Flair double crosses Sting one last time and starts managing the Bucks? That would get some insane heat on them and they might be able to take back their spot as the top tag heels. This might make people hate the Bucks for the right reasons instead of just to pick sides in a backstage fight. Their run as tag champs was great and I don't think people will ever want to see babyface bucks again. And if Flair is under contract, they gonna need something for him to do.

I understand HOOK has been booked pretty strong, but Samoa Joe should have squashed his ass. Why make Joe look like he had a tough time in his first defense? He should have murdered him. Having HOOK kick out at 1 after one of Joe's main moves? WTF?

If any PALS are coming to Tampa for Royal Rumble, hope you have a good time. I'll be out of town, but hit me up on instagram @bodychrons if you want some recommendations on shit to do in Tampa.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 18, 2024, 10:22:18 AM
Wow that Young Bucks promo was terrible.


Young Bucks ARE terrible.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 18, 2024, 10:24:13 AM
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I am certain this is because Sting cannot wrestle well anymore in a one on one as he really just does street fights which involve no technical wrestling, etc. Anyone see his recent botch this Wednesday? Powerhouse is lucky….

Mind you, grew up with Sting, loved surfer sting, dingo sting/warrior sting & most importantly, WCW Crow Sting. He had it for sure. But not now. Not at all.
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Apparently it was Stings choice bc Young Bucks put on great PPV matches and he was never going to do a singles bout against Darby


Stings only choice. Now a tag team title commercial?!?
So win from Starks & Big Bill then drop to the Bucks? Come on…….

Dynamite was good last night. Too bad now that means a month or so of garbage. That’s the pattern.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 18, 2024, 08:57:56 PM
I think hook was booked well.   I think it’s his first loss and he was clearly inferior, but was able to showcase the toughness that is what got him unironically over. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 18, 2024, 09:39:37 PM
Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 18, 2024, 10:20:58 PM
Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.

Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 19, 2024, 06:14:43 AM
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Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.

Okada wants to be a star and Nakamura has publicly acknowledged enjoying being in the fed.

I honestly do think Tony is getting him, but you never know.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 19, 2024, 07:38:10 AM
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Okada wants to be a star and Nakamura has publicly acknowledged enjoying being in the fed.

I honestly do think Tony is getting him, but you never know.


Okada is already a star.  An AEW audience would know that from the get go (and showed it).   Not sure how a fed audience would react especially without a gimmick to latch on to like Shinsuke’s theme song and general weirdness which is probably what set him apart from al the other Japanese wrestlers that never made it big there.   It’s not a booking thing so much as a fan thing
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 19, 2024, 09:46:01 AM
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.
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Okada wants to be a star and Nakamura has publicly acknowledged enjoying being in the fed.

I honestly do think Tony is getting him, but you never know.
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Okada is already a star.  An AEW audience would know that from the get go (and showed it).   Not sure how a fed audience would react especially without a gimmick to latch on to like Shinsuke’s theme song and general weirdness which is probably what set him apart from al the other Japanese wrestlers that never made it big there.   It’s not a booking thing so much as a fan thing

There’s an entirely different level to achieving stardom in the fed.

When the fed develops your star, it has long lasting implications for opportunities for future success. Look at Austin, Cena, The Rock (most overrated WWE superstar of the 4), Batista. Only one of them has previous wrestling experience with a competing organization and wasn’t brought up through the farm system.

Austin was a perpetual tv title mid-carder and tag team wrestler. WWE let him shine and helped him hone his craft to a film career. That’s what Okada wants.

Nakamura is shining beyond what he’s done in NJPW. He’s also mentioned being quite happy with life in the states working for WWE.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 19, 2024, 02:13:44 PM
WWE is the only stardom. If he did that & say one day went to AEW (if it’s still around), he’d elevate them, not the other way around. Okada in WWE would be amazing. Him & Gunther? Okada & Dragunov? Okada & Finn! Okada up against Solo? Come on…..

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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 19, 2024, 02:14:33 PM
Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.

Fans are hoping for MJF too…
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.
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Okada wants to be a star and Nakamura has publicly acknowledged enjoying being in the fed.

I honestly do think Tony is getting him, but you never know.
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Okada is already a star.  An AEW audience would know that from the get go (and showed it).   Not sure how a fed audience would react especially without a gimmick to latch on to like Shinsuke’s theme song and general weirdness which is probably what set him apart from al the other Japanese wrestlers that never made it big there.   It’s not a booking thing so much as a fan thing
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There’s an entirely different level to achieving stardom in the fed.

When the fed develops your star, it has long lasting implications for opportunities for future success. Look at Austin, Cena, The Rock (most overrated WWE superstar of the 4), Batista. Only one of them has previous wrestling experience with a competing organization and wasn’t brought up through the farm system.

Austin was a perpetual tv title mid-carder and tag team wrestler. WWE let him shine and helped him hone his craft to a film career. That’s what Okada wants.

Nakamura is shining beyond what he’s done in NJPW. He’s also mentioned being quite happy with life in the states working for WWE.


Batista’s film success is almost entirely independent of WWE  and Stone Cold never had much of a film career
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 20, 2024, 09:53:11 AM
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.


I think all AEW stars want the schedule that AEW offers which has to hurt them as the heavy hitters are off tv for weeks at a time, no house shows, & appear to call the shots & write their own story lines. For Okada, this would not elevate him. There are work horses in AEW & it’s hardly the top guys. 28-1 in a whole year is laughable. Thats all he wrestled. Come on…….and what? Against jobbers in matches for under 5 minutes?
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 20, 2024, 02:34:36 PM
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I think all AEW stars want the schedule that AEW offers which has to hurt them as the heavy hitters are off tv for weeks at a time, no house shows, & appear to call the shots & write their own story lines. For Okada, this would not elevate him. There are work horses in AEW & it’s hardly the top guys. 28-1 in a whole year is laughable. Thats all he wrestled. Come on…….and what? Against jobbers in matches for under 5 minutes?


The top guy(s) in the Fed have been part timers for about a decade.   

You assume that everyone who is a pro wrestler wants to be The Rock.   I think the reason all free agents except Dragon Lee have picked AEW is the freedom to wrestle anywhere and still have a life (spend time in Japan) without being ground down by a touring schedule that you have to pay for yourself.   NJPW is might compete with WWF grueling schedule-wise
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 21, 2024, 06:19:23 AM
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I think all AEW stars want the schedule that AEW offers which has to hurt them as the heavy hitters are off tv for weeks at a time, no house shows, & appear to call the shots & write their own story lines. For Okada, this would not elevate him. There are work horses in AEW & it’s hardly the top guys. 28-1 in a whole year is laughable. Thats all he wrestled. Come on…….and what? Against jobbers in matches for under 5 minutes?
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The top guy(s) in the Fed have been part timers for about a decade.   

You assume that everyone who is a pro wrestler wants to be The Rock.   I think the reason all free agents except Dragon Lee have picked AEW is the freedom to wrestle anywhere and still have a life (spend time in Japan) without being ground down by a touring schedule that you have to pay for yourself.   NJPW is might compete with WWF grueling schedule-wise


Seth Rollins was doing house shows until he legit got hurt. Same with Rhea, Cody, Ludwig, Drew. Those are the top guys & that’s not part time. Roman is & he’s an exception. Again, it’s why the company is miles above AEW. No one is 28-1….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 21, 2024, 07:45:50 AM
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Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.
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I think all AEW stars want the schedule that AEW offers which has to hurt them as the heavy hitters are off tv for weeks at a time, no house shows, & appear to call the shots & write their own story lines. For Okada, this would not elevate him. There are work horses in AEW & it’s hardly the top guys. 28-1 in a whole year is laughable. Thats all he wrestled. Come on…….and what? Against jobbers in matches for under 5 minutes?
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The top guy(s) in the Fed have been part timers for about a decade.   

You assume that everyone who is a pro wrestler wants to be The Rock.   I think the reason all free agents except Dragon Lee have picked AEW is the freedom to wrestle anywhere and still have a life (spend time in Japan) without being ground down by a touring schedule that you have to pay for yourself.   NJPW is might compete with WWF grueling schedule-wise
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Seth Rollins was doing house shows until he legit got hurt. Same with Rhea, Cody, Ludwig, Drew. Those are the top guys & that’s not part time. Roman is & he’s an exception. Again, it’s why the company is miles above AEW. No one is 28-1….


Brock was before that for years and years and years.   They have to invent new belts bc they strap up part timers and then gut their consistent performers like Kofi when a part timer decides they want to return (see also Goldberg)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 21, 2024, 01:22:46 PM
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Okada done with NJPW. He’d be the biggest Rumble surprise since AJ Styles. HHH would book him right too.
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Japanese wrestlers seem want the AEW schedule not the Fed schedule.
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I think all AEW stars want the schedule that AEW offers which has to hurt them as the heavy hitters are off tv for weeks at a time, no house shows, & appear to call the shots & write their own story lines. For Okada, this would not elevate him. There are work horses in AEW & it’s hardly the top guys. 28-1 in a whole year is laughable. Thats all he wrestled. Come on…….and what? Against jobbers in matches for under 5 minutes?
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The top guy(s) in the Fed have been part timers for about a decade.   

You assume that everyone who is a pro wrestler wants to be The Rock.   I think the reason all free agents except Dragon Lee have picked AEW is the freedom to wrestle anywhere and still have a life (spend time in Japan) without being ground down by a touring schedule that you have to pay for yourself.   NJPW is might compete with WWF grueling schedule-wise
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Seth Rollins was doing house shows until he legit got hurt. Same with Rhea, Cody, Ludwig, Drew. Those are the top guys & that’s not part time. Roman is & he’s an exception. Again, it’s why the company is miles above AEW. No one is 28-1….
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Brock was before that for years and years and years.   They have to invent new belts bc they strap up part timers and then gut their consistent performers like Kofi when a part timer decides they want to return (see also Goldberg)


Brock didn’t start part time & enter a new promotion on a part time basis. You also can’t compare 99% of AEW’s roster to Lesnar. For a promotion that is in its early childhood stage, everyone needs to be going to bat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 21, 2024, 03:00:47 PM
Let’s also add none of the AEW guys/gals want to lose. So basically instead of quality matches, it’s these jobber matches sometimes under the guise of a forbidden dooresque or former ROH prodigy against say Copeland or Miro or Wardlow. It’s not Wardlow entering a longstanding feud or Miro beating Copeland or a series. It’s Penta who’s beyond great getting squashed or Claudio quickly beating someone. AEW to me just cuts corners. Let me end by again saying I WANT THEM TO SUCCEED. But as a devout fan who knows what I’m seeing & saying, I can’t turn an eye or squint at this to say “it’s good wrestling”! Didn’t someone in here mention Jay White? Yeah cool! He got a consolation prize. Well done. I wouldn’t blame him if he left.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 21, 2024, 04:50:22 PM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/19/dark-side-of-the-ring-season-5-topics-unveiled/


Ahhhh! @busey lad, this is insane! A Kurt one alone is almost the best it gets. Kurt is my favorite of all time. Period. And boy oh boy, a Brutus one, yes!


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: busey on January 22, 2024, 11:39:19 AM
oh man that'll be great

i only worked on one episode before leaving the show for another gig but that line up is solid. there's obviously lots they left off the list that i think will be even better than the one's mentioned. season should be awesome
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 23, 2024, 09:29:07 AM
Figured I’d post rumors on a board about rumors.


https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 23, 2024, 10:31:51 AM
How did Raw going to Netflix starting next year not catch anyone’s eye
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 23, 2024, 10:33:54 AM
Figured I’d post rumors on a board about rumors.


https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/



There’s an update there.   I mean, the Fed making Okada start in NXT is almost too stupid to not be true
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 23, 2024, 06:01:18 PM
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https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/
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There’s an update there.   I mean, the Fed making Okada start in NXT is almost too stupid to not be true


Makes sense you love AEW!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 23, 2024, 07:42:27 PM
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https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/
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There’s an update there.   I mean, the Fed making Okada start in NXT is almost too stupid to not be true

NXT getting higher ratings/views than AEW on a regular basis? Sounds good for Okada!
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 23, 2024, 08:37:18 PM
There’s no way Okada starts in NXT. If this was Black and Gold NXT then without a doubt but NXT 2.0? There’s no way. Okada is going straight to main roster, then winning the rumble next year and then the WWE title next year. They want the next WM to be the biggest of all time with Dwayne/Roman, and having internationally recognized Okada main event night one is par for the course.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 23, 2024, 09:27:25 PM
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https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/
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There’s an update there.   I mean, the Fed making Okada start in NXT is almost too stupid to not be true
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NXT getting higher ratings/views than AEW on a regular basis? Sounds good for Okada!


Why does it sound good for him?   He doesn’t get paid off of ratings?   

He’s wrestled some of the best/biggest matches of all time, but get has to move to Florida and slum it up with a bunch of wrestlers who only know how to wrestle to make shareable videos on Twitter?

Even if he goes to the main roster, do you honestly think this will be the first time the audience cares about a Japanese wrestler?   Nakumura has a weirdo gimmick, Okada will just look like Japanese Cody Rhodes and god help him if they “Hideo Itami” him.   

Btw, I don’t love AEW, I just hate most things about the Fed and its presentation.   AEW is far from perfect, but I never found it physically painful as I do a company where Logan Paul had a fucking title amongst many other things
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 24, 2024, 07:32:45 AM
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https://wrestletalk.com/news/major-free-agent-choose-wwe-over-aew-kazuchika-okada/
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There’s an update there.   I mean, the Fed making Okada start in NXT is almost too stupid to not be true
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NXT getting higher ratings/views than AEW on a regular basis? Sounds good for Okada!
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Why does it sound good for him?   He doesn’t get paid off of ratings?   

He’s wrestled some of the best/biggest matches of all time, but get has to move to Florida and slum it up with a bunch of wrestlers who only know how to wrestle to make shareable videos on Twitter?

Even if he goes to the main roster, do you honestly think this will be the first time the audience cares about a Japanese wrestler?   Nakumura has a weirdo gimmick, Okada will just look like Japanese Cody Rhodes and god help him if they “Hideo Itami” him.   

Btw, I don’t love AEW, I just hate most things about the Fed and its presentation.   AEW is far from perfect, but I never found it physically painful as I do a company where Logan Paul had a fucking title amongst many other things


He can be a part of NXT & as it works toward being a third staple for WWE. Furthermore, if he was just thrown into RAW or Smackdown, it’d put him in a situation where he could just get lost to some degree. I’d also argue that just because he’s been all over doesn’t mean he will immediately appeal to WWE fans. Walter/Gunther, Ilja, Dragon Lee, Finn, etc all were huge in other promotions all over & they started in NXT & benefitted immensely. If he did, it’d probably be short but I don’t think it’s bad. Why waste him on wrestling Wednesdays against Trent or John Silver? Booking over in AEW won’t give us a classic. In their warped world they’ll give us Okada vs Kingston which would be awful.


I too despise Logan Paul but from a business perspective, it makes sense. But this is what happens with a big & successful business. However, he can wrestle very well & I’d rather see him put on a ripper than see Sting get hurt on a botch & promos saying “fuck”.

There have been some WWE botches lately so save the sermon.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on January 24, 2024, 07:42:59 AM
Anyone justifying Okada in NXT needs to put the Crack pipe down. It would be like the Dodgers sending Ohtani to play in AAA to make a name for himself in the organization when he's already the best baseball player in the world.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 24, 2024, 08:41:17 AM
Anyone justifying Okada in NXT needs to put the Crack pipe down. It would be like the Dodgers sending Ohtani to play in AAA to make a name for himself in the organization when he's already the best baseball player in the world.

Crack is wack. Sounds like you like instant gratification & “forbidden door” nonsense.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on January 24, 2024, 11:07:24 AM
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Crack is wack. Sounds like you like instant gratification & “forbidden door” nonsense.

It is nonsense to put him in the development territory It is very clear you just want to dunk on AEW in a conversation about Okada, instead of giving actual reasons for why WWE should be putting him on their C show.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 24, 2024, 11:18:46 AM
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Anyone justifying Okada in NXT needs to put the Crack pipe down. It would be like the Dodgers sending Ohtani to play in AAA to make a name for himself in the organization when he's already the best baseball player in the world.
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Crack is wack. Sounds like you like instant gratification & “forbidden door” nonsense.
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It is nonsense to put him in the development territory It is very clear you just want to dunk on AEW in a conversation about Okada, instead of giving actual reasons for why WWE should be putting him on their C show.


It’s not a C show. It’s a high end developmental show that does well week in & week out. And for PPV’s, some of them are better than the general ones. Okada would be new to WWE & can just benefit from doing in ring work with those are also getting their reigns in how things are done. It’s not just strong style in WWE. Yes, he’s been all over but there is 100% a formula. Furthermore, he can EASILY dominate there, get a title, & elevate himself. NXT although a developmental program regularly beats AEW & would elevate Okada to a larger wrestling base that may be touch & go.

Matt Cardona can go to AEW & have circus matches were they celebrate Texas Chainsaw massacre. Let the Indy God go for that. Okada would hopefully not want to be a part of that.

I wish Takeshita would wrestle for WWE….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on January 24, 2024, 11:54:39 AM
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Anyone justifying Okada in NXT needs to put the Crack pipe down. It would be like the Dodgers sending Ohtani to play in AAA to make a name for himself in the organization when he's already the best baseball player in the world.
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Crack is wack. Sounds like you like instant gratification & “forbidden door” nonsense.
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It is nonsense to put him in the development territory It is very clear you just want to dunk on AEW in a conversation about Okada, instead of giving actual reasons for why WWE should be putting him on their C show.
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It’s not a C show. It’s a high end developmental show that does well week in & week out. And for PPV’s, some of them are better than the general ones. Okada would be new to WWE & can just benefit from doing in ring work with those are also getting their reigns in how things are done. It’s not just strong style in WWE. Yes, he’s been all over but there is 100% a formula. Furthermore, he can EASILY dominate there, get a title, & elevate himself. NXT although a developmental program regularly beats AEW & would elevate Okada to a larger wrestling base that may be touch & go.

Matt Cardona can go to AEW & have circus matches were they celebrate Texas Chainsaw massacre. Let the Indy God go for that. Okada would hopefully not want to be a part of that.

I wish Takeshita would wrestle for WWE….

I said it's their C show as in the WWE which I don't see how you could argue otherwise. I guess it would elevate his name to people who watch NXT but don't follow non-WWE one bit (if such person exists). I think Okada can look at Shinsuke as an example of how far elevating his name his name in NXT will get him in the world title picture and may not be excited by it.

I hope Okada ends up wherever he wants and is used well. its crazy once again you can't post in this thread without mentioning AEW for some reason. the WWE dickriding is crazy, they'll get along fine without their white knight defending them on the skateboard messageboards
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 24, 2024, 01:09:28 PM
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Anyone justifying Okada in NXT needs to put the Crack pipe down. It would be like the Dodgers sending Ohtani to play in AAA to make a name for himself in the organization when he's already the best baseball player in the world.
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Crack is wack. Sounds like you like instant gratification & “forbidden door” nonsense.
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It is nonsense to put him in the development territory It is very clear you just want to dunk on AEW in a conversation about Okada, instead of giving actual reasons for why WWE should be putting him on their C show.
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It’s not a C show. It’s a high end developmental show that does well week in & week out. And for PPV’s, some of them are better than the general ones. Okada would be new to WWE & can just benefit from doing in ring work with those are also getting their reigns in how things are done. It’s not just strong style in WWE. Yes, he’s been all over but there is 100% a formula. Furthermore, he can EASILY dominate there, get a title, & elevate himself. NXT although a developmental program regularly beats AEW & would elevate Okada to a larger wrestling base that may be touch & go.

Matt Cardona can go to AEW & have circus matches were they celebrate Texas Chainsaw massacre. Let the Indy God go for that. Okada would hopefully not want to be a part of that.

I wish Takeshita would wrestle for WWE….
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I said it's their C show as in the WWE which I don't see how you could argue otherwise. I guess it would elevate his name to people who watch NXT but don't follow non-WWE one bit (if such person exists). I think Okada can look at Shinsuke as an example of how far elevating his name his name in NXT will get him in the world title picture and may not be excited by it.

I hope Okada ends up wherever he wants and is used well. its crazy once again you can't post in this thread without mentioning AEW for some reason. the WWE dickriding is crazy, they'll get along fine without their white knight defending them on the skateboard messageboards


Oh my friend, there’s no riding of sorts. You see, I like AEW. As a matter of fact, I own several of their products as I’m a collector. I think AEW can be something. I think there is talent. I think it’s a nice alternative. What I am (actually) stating amidst the white glare that blinds you from my apparent knighthood is that Okada wouldn’t be maximized there & would fall victim to some really poor booking & can be elevated properly in WWE. AEW just is not there. Thats all. Comparisons are not always stiff & final.

Are you excited for Dynamite tonight?

I am.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: getonkrooked on January 24, 2024, 03:54:57 PM
A random post, but thought there is no better thread to ask.

Has anyone seen a clip of Hulk Hogan saying “Hell Yeah Brother”?

When you google him that seems to be the associated catchphrase, its on memes, all over the place. Even if you look for “hell yeah” it’s a ton of Hulk Hogan stuff.

However we were looking through youtube and a few other platforms for hours yesterday, but couldn’t find a single soundbite/clip from the man saying it. Do you know of one?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 25, 2024, 09:41:14 AM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahon-slapped-with-trafficking-lawsuit-from-former-wwe-employee/

Just awful.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 25, 2024, 10:36:28 AM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahon-slapped-with-trafficking-lawsuit-from-former-wwe-employee/

Just awful.
It really adds credence to the rumor that he had Stephanie sleep with Macho Man when she was 16/17. Brock being implicated too is very unexpected, and also makes you wonder if this is why Beaverfaced Kevin Dunn dipped so quickly
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 25, 2024, 03:24:29 PM
 https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/)

This should be good.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on January 26, 2024, 05:20:09 AM
https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/)

This should be good.

I didn't realize Vince wasn't involved with the documentary anymore.

I hadn't considered this until i saw it on twitter, do you think anyone else was getting the "Brock Lesnar treatment"? I am assuming after reading Vince's insane texts it's not his first time, were Undertaker and Cena getting down with the old man? it's a shame that it happened, but hopefully there will be justice for the victim and it will stop horseshit like that from happening in the future.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 26, 2024, 05:31:00 AM
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https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/)

This should be good.
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I didn't realize Vince wasn't involved with the documentary anymore.

I hadn't considered this until i saw it on twitter, do you think anyone else was getting the "Brock Lesnar treatment"? I am assuming after reading Vince's insane texts it's not his first time, were Undertaker and Cena getting down with the old man? it's a shame that it happened, but hopefully there will be justice for the victim and it will stop horseshit like that from happening in the future.


I can see this doc getting shut down or not including the new stuff.   It’s waaaaayyy too fucked up and new and considering Netflix is now set to air Raw, I don’t think they’ll really want this association.  VKM isn’t really affiliated with the Fed anymore, but most people still associate the two

There are def others than Brock.   The article I saw said “other stars” and the only guy I can really think of likely is Cena considering he was the top guy, goes out of his way to defend Vince even after the shady stuff came out, and I saw his weird rules he gave that Bella twin on the Divas show, so he def has issues


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 26, 2024, 06:52:22 AM
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https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/)

This should be good.
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I didn't realize Vince wasn't involved with the documentary anymore.

I hadn't considered this until i saw it on twitter, do you think anyone else was getting the "Brock Lesnar treatment"? I am assuming after reading Vince's insane texts it's not his first time, were Undertaker and Cena getting down with the old man? it's a shame that it happened, but hopefully there will be justice for the victim and it will stop horseshit like that from happening in the future.
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I can see this doc getting shut down or not including the new stuff.   It’s waaaaayyy too fucked up and new and considering Netflix is now set to air Raw, I don’t think they’ll really want this association.  VKM isn’t really affiliated with the Fed anymore, but most people still associate the two

There are def others than Brock.   The article I saw said “other stars” and the only guy I can really think of likely is Cena considering he was the top guy, goes out of his way to defend Vince even after the shady stuff came out, and I saw his weird rules he gave that Bella twin on the Divas show, so he def has issues

Kudos to you for sitting through Total Divas. I couldn’t do it.

I’m sure this is really awkward for anyone related to John Laurinaitis. Lol.

This has to be why Kevin Dunn bounced.

I feel like Jim Cornette or at least someone on the Chris Van Vliet podcast has the opportunity to go Kat Williams on WWE.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 26, 2024, 07:00:54 AM
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https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/ (https://www.ringsidenews.com/2024/01/25/vince-mcmahons-netflix-documentary-promises-to-give-an-unfiltered-look/)

This should be good.
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I didn't realize Vince wasn't involved with the documentary anymore.

I hadn't considered this until i saw it on twitter, do you think anyone else was getting the "Brock Lesnar treatment"? I am assuming after reading Vince's insane texts it's not his first time, were Undertaker and Cena getting down with the old man? it's a shame that it happened, but hopefully there will be justice for the victim and it will stop horseshit like that from happening in the future.
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I can see this doc getting shut down or not including the new stuff.   It’s waaaaayyy too fucked up and new and considering Netflix is now set to air Raw, I don’t think they’ll really want this association.  VKM isn’t really affiliated with the Fed anymore, but most people still associate the two

There are def others than Brock.   The article I saw said “other stars” and the only guy I can really think of likely is Cena considering he was the top guy, goes out of his way to defend Vince even after the shady stuff came out, and I saw his weird rules he gave that Bella twin on the Divas show, so he def has issues
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Kudos to you for sitting through Total Divas. I couldn’t do it.

I’m sure this is really awkward for anyone related to John Laurinaitis. Lol.

This has to be why Kevin Dunn bounced.

I feel like Jim Cornette or at least someone on the Chris Van Vliet podcast has the opportunity to go Kat Williams on WWE.


Never sat through total divas just saw the insane clip. 

I think Kevin Dunn just bounced bc he knew everyone hated him and he had no protection left - this was just an added bonus

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 28, 2024, 10:17:04 AM
Good rumble last night. Some odd entries in terms of number 30 such as Sami Zayne & Liv Morgan but a great showing, namely in the women’s as Tiffany Stratton was a strong competitor & continues to be a dominant force. Jade Cargill was decent so I’m curious to her moving forward. Looked a tad stiff in the ring but that’s just an observation. Bron Breakker continues to be a wrestler that I want more of as he had four huge eliminations including Omos. Hoping him & Gunther having exchanges means Bron is ready to head to Raw & dethrone him so Gunther can go onto the World Heavyweight Championship.

Cody winning? Not upset, just curious how this will play out. Feels like this time he really earned it & maybe can finish the story.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 28, 2024, 10:43:46 AM
The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: oyolar on January 28, 2024, 02:33:19 PM
Haven’t watched wrestling in a while but the ending of Fatal Fourway match felt super rushed and anticlimactic for me, like it came out of nowhere.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 28, 2024, 03:42:04 PM
Haven’t watched wrestling in a while but the ending of Fatal Fourway match felt super rushed and anticlimactic for me, like it came out of nowhere.


It ended abruptly & was kind of boring until Orton had Reigns & Solo entered. Solo going full speed into the barricade was absolutely wild.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 28, 2024, 03:43:15 PM
The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.


I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2024, 03:51:52 PM
Appears Punks streak of tearing his tricep at PPvS has continued and he’s out til June.   Hopefully he can behave long enough to make it to next years WM
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on January 29, 2024, 04:38:41 PM
Appears Punks streak of tearing his tricep at PPvS has continued and he’s out til June.   Hopefully he can behave long enough to make it to next years WM
It’s time for dude to hang it up. This is what, his 3rd injury in 2 or 3 years? He came back to main event Mania and in his first match back gets injured and misses Mania. It’s a wrap. Also how funny (not actually funny) that the two from AEW to jump become injured in the first year.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2024, 07:13:11 PM
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Appears Punks streak of tearing his tricep at PPvS has continued and he’s out til June.   Hopefully he can behave long enough to make it to next years WM
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It’s time for dude to hang it up. This is what, his 3rd injury in 2 or 3 years? He came back to main event Mania and in his first match back gets injured and misses Mania. It’s a wrap. Also how funny (not actually funny) that the two from AEW to jump become injured in the first year.


Always wonder how AEW might have turned out if he could actually capitalize on his title wins
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 29, 2024, 07:47:28 PM
Punk did not look good in the rumble as he looked like he was struggling. Not surprised he ended up hurt. Very solid promo tonight with Rollins & Rhodes as Rollins is telling Rhodes to come for him at Mania since the World Heavyweight championship is the top one which reminds me of when Triple H got it in Evolution & it really felt like that was the main belt anyone paid attention to. Seth Rollins continues to be a gift to the WWE.

Heel Drew finally cut a good promo saying he prayed for Punk to get injured & God listened. Loved it. Happy to see him not stumble on the mic and say he’ll “kick some ass”.

Speaking of poor promos, BBC man…they need to write actual promos….them just saying I’ll kick this guys ass, come get beat up….come on. Especially Claudio. He can do so much better. Andrade back. Should be good & Buddy Matthews & Malakai are indefinitely headed back to WWE which is perfect. I’m ready.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 29, 2024, 08:46:56 PM
Matthews id be a little surprised about bc they never did anything with him to begin with.   

Malakai I kinda can see going back.   Alistair Black was one of my favorites in NXT but he’s kinda had a stank tude like Andrade in AEW like they weren’t doing them a massive service by keeping them employed when the Fed cut them
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 29, 2024, 09:18:59 PM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.

A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 30, 2024, 06:58:47 PM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.

THIS
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on January 30, 2024, 07:54:49 PM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS

I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 31, 2024, 06:40:05 AM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS
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I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.


It was confirmed to be Bron Breakker earlier today
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:11:43 PM
It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:13:24 PM
It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:08:54 PM
It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:10:18 PM
It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:08:19 PM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS
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I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.
It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 31, 2024, 04:07:23 PM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS
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I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.


It was Bron, who had a stellar performance. Love Bron. I’m patiently waiting for him to take over on Smackdown.

As for Buddy & Malakai, they’ll be fine with Judgement Day & Final Testament (Kross’s new stable). It’ll be nice to see them working with great writers & not doing comical promos with grill lighters….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 31, 2024, 05:12:46 PM
Pretty sure Malachi is 100% behind his corny promos.   Check his “lore” talk around the end of his Fed run.   

Buddy’s ceiling is higher in AeW than Fed.   He’s not going to automatically get a rocket strapped to him.    He peaked as 205live champ in their eyes which is why they let him go.   
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS
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I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.
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It was confirmed to be Bron Breakker earlier today

Even better. I loved Scott Steiner’s singles run. Hope Bron can channel his uncle’s attitude even more.
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Post by: WPG on January 31, 2024, 07:11:11 PM
Are they seriously not going to tell us the names of the CMLL trio vs BCC? I seriously thought that the one guy without a mask was Daddy Magic Matt Menard so I was very confused when he came out to save Moxley. Even at the end of the show they just said trios match vs guys from CMLL at least let fans know who on the off chance they want to google a match or two.

I really want to see Matt Menard manage a team of luchadors now tho
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 31, 2024, 07:14:01 PM
Are they seriously not going to tell us the names of the CMLL trio vs BCC? I seriously thought that the one guy without a mask was Daddy Magic Matt Menard so I was very confused when he came out to save Moxley. Even at the end of the show they just said trios match vs guys from CMLL at least let fans know who on the off chance they want to google a match or two.

I really want to see Matt Menard manage a team of luchadors now tho


Volador Jr., Mistico, Hechicero & Mascara Dorada??
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Post by: WPG on January 31, 2024, 08:00:51 PM
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Are they seriously not going to tell us the names of the CMLL trio vs BCC? I seriously thought that the one guy without a mask was Daddy Magic Matt Menard so I was very confused when he came out to save Moxley. Even at the end of the show they just said trios match vs guys from CMLL at least let fans know who on the off chance they want to google a match or two.

I really want to see Matt Menard manage a team of luchadors now tho
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Volador Jr., Mistico, Hechicero & Mascara Dorada??

Thank you. I should say I did enjoy Dynamite, one of the better episodes recently, I was just being nit-picky and it may have just been me not paying attention
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Post by: Big Baby Jesus on February 01, 2024, 02:56:33 AM
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The Pat McAfee - Michael Cole - Corey Graves trifecta is the best thing to happen to wrestling commentary.

I popped at Pat McAfee, dropping the Jadakiss line during the fatal four way.
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I’ll never understand the McAfee hype. Sort of wish he got thrown out of the ring back onto/through the announce table by Omos.
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A Walter chop would’ve been funnier.
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THIS
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I actually think his entry in the royal rumble was the Brock Lesnar replacement audible they had to call.
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It was confirmed to be Bron Breakker earlier today
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Even better. I loved Scott Steiner’s singles run. Hope Bron can channel his uncle’s attitude even more.

Peak Steiner.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3G07NZs2v18
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 01, 2024, 03:43:20 AM
Freakzilla run. I’m here for it.

The best is when Bron comes out with that Dog mask & the crowd is barking. It’s such a good entrance.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 01, 2024, 04:14:20 AM
Freakzills run. I’m here for it.

The best is when Bron comes out with that Dog mask & the crowd is barking. It’s such a good entrance.


But the powers that be called him Breaker, not Steiner.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 01, 2024, 06:46:52 PM
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Freakzills run. I’m here for it.

The best is when Bron comes out with that Dog mask & the crowd is barking. It’s such a good entrance.
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But the powers that be called him Breaker, not Steiner.

Who cares. Breaker is fine. It works well without being silly. He could easily do a name change like Butch did as he is back to Pete Dunne. Easy. They might keep it though after Rick was super transphobic at an event so they may try & distance the name although it’s obvious he’s a Steiner.

AEW last night?!

Not too bad. RVD & Swerve? 8 out of 10 as RVD was 10000% high & looked a tad unsure but pulled it off. Also loved that he did his “I’m Rob Van Dam” taunt back to back to back to back. I was laughing.

The undisputed kingdom is awful and looks like JNCO met the NWO with their logo. Adam Cole continues to look like a soaked rodent & honestly it’s just a circus of a stable. Next week, definitely looking forward to seeing Takeshita in action.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 02, 2024, 07:39:47 PM
The Rock VS Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania 40 confirmed.

Pretty wild it’s happening.

Happy to see Tiffany Stratton debut on Smackdown. A little botch on her moonsault but a good match & the crowd was behind her.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 02, 2024, 08:45:22 PM
The Rock VS Roman Reigns at Wrestlemania 40 confirmed.

Pretty wild it’s happening.

Happy to see Tiffany Stratton debut on Smackdown. A little botch on her moonsault but a good match & the crowd was behind her.


They really fucked up with Cody.   Could have ended it last year (but I hear Vince stepped in).   Roman vs The Rock does not need a title at stake.   I hate “finish the story” and how pushed down everyone’s throat it is and now they have to pretend him capturing this year old belt is the same.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 03, 2024, 09:16:53 AM
It makes sense. They have to put him through everything to win it, which he will. He will beat Rollins then beat Reigns later, possibly unifying them. Last year, as much as I wanted it, it would have been beyond predictable & nowhere near as special. From a wrestling standpoint, I don’t really care to see The Rock wrestle but if it’s ever going to happen, WM 40 is the place.

There could also be a chance Cody takes it an Elimination Chamber as at this point, it’s wide road of options. With or without a title, Reigns & The Rock will smash ratings.
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on February 03, 2024, 01:06:25 PM
It makes sense. They have to put him through everything to win it, which he will. He will beat Rollins then beat Reigns later, possibly unifying them. Last year, as much as I wanted it, it would have been beyond predictable & nowhere near as special. From a wrestling standpoint, I don’t really care to see The Rock wrestle but if it’s ever going to happen, WM 40 is the place.

There could also be a chance Cody takes it an Elimination Chamber as at this point, it’s wide road of options. With or without a title, Reigns & The Rock will smash ratings.
He’s already fought his way back to the top. He shouldn’t have to continue to prove his worth, he won the Rumble back to back.

I get that Punk was the scheduled winner until he got injured and they called the audible with Cody but why not call the audible and have Gunther win? That leaves Roman open. Gunther could have won, lost the IC title some way, beat Rollins (which would give Rollins time to rest because dude needs it) then Gunther can feud with whoever.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 03, 2024, 04:01:01 PM
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It makes sense. They have to put him through everything to win it, which he will. He will beat Rollins then beat Reigns later, possibly unifying them. Last year, as much as I wanted it, it would have been beyond predictable & nowhere near as special. From a wrestling standpoint, I don’t really care to see The Rock wrestle but if it’s ever going to happen, WM 40 is the place.

There could also be a chance Cody takes it an Elimination Chamber as at this point, it’s wide road of options. With or without a title, Reigns & The Rock will smash ratings.
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He’s already fought his way back to the top. He shouldn’t have to continue to prove his worth, he won the Rumble back to back.

I get that Punk was the scheduled winner until he got injured and they called the audible with Cody but why not call the audible and have Gunther win? That leaves Roman open. Gunther could have won, lost the IC title some way, beat Rollins (which would give Rollins time to rest because dude needs it) then Gunther can feud with whoever.


I think Gunther is next in line. Unsure as to how with the Cody story. Again, I was simply saying putting Cody through everything, including these missteps (kayfabe to some extent) make him a stronger face. It’s wild as everyone wanted the Rock VS Reigns & now, everyone is upset. I was never a fan of that but again, now it’s real & it’s getting backlash.

I could also see Cody winning the Heavyweight championship & eventually the the Universal championship which is supposedly being renamed the WWE championship again. Then it’d go back to 1 title and this would allow Cody to “take everything” from Reigns as per his promo.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 03, 2024, 04:05:32 PM
Pretty sure Malachi is 100% behind his corny promos.   Check his “lore” talk around the end of his Fed run.   

Buddy’s ceiling is higher in AeW than Fed.   He’s not going to automatically get a rocket strapped to him.    He peaked as 205live champ in their eyes which is why they let him go.


I’m fine with the content, I’m just saying they could be done better. A WWE writer could help with that….
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 03, 2024, 04:48:38 PM
Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 03, 2024, 06:07:50 PM
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It makes sense. They have to put him through everything to win it, which he will. He will beat Rollins then beat Reigns later, possibly unifying them. Last year, as much as I wanted it, it would have been beyond predictable & nowhere near as special. From a wrestling standpoint, I don’t really care to see The Rock wrestle but if it’s ever going to happen, WM 40 is the place.

There could also be a chance Cody takes it an Elimination Chamber as at this point, it’s wide road of options. With or without a title, Reigns & The Rock will smash ratings.
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He’s already fought his way back to the top. He shouldn’t have to continue to prove his worth, he won the Rumble back to back.

I get that Punk was the scheduled winner until he got injured and they called the audible with Cody but why not call the audible and have Gunther win? That leaves Roman open. Gunther could have won, lost the IC title some way, beat Rollins (which would give Rollins time to rest because dude needs it) then Gunther can feud with whoever.
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I think Gunther is next in line. Unsure as to how with the Cody story. Again, I was simply saying putting Cody through everything, including these missteps (kayfabe to some extent) make him a stronger face. It’s wild as everyone wanted the Rock VS Reigns & now, everyone is upset. I was never a fan of that but again, now it’s real & it’s getting backlash.

I could also see Cody winning the Heavyweight championship & eventually the the Universal championship which is supposedly being renamed the WWE championship again. Then it’d go back to 1 title and this would allow Cody to “take everything” from Reigns as per his promo.


Gauging by the internet, you might be only person who isn’t pissed by this.   Cody finishing the story is going to be him in polka dots
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 03, 2024, 06:18:01 PM
Not at all. I’m certainly not pissed, a tad disappointed, but I’m not surprised, just as I wouldn’t have been surprised if he won at WM. I truly think they are building Cody as high as can be for a face. And in that, there’s these setbacks. Again, it’s just my view on it. Cody should know as he said it himself; it’s a business. Again, people wanted this, they got it, and I’m truly thinking it’s a small piece of the story.


Watching collision right now; it’s visibly empty & as I’m watching it, I can hear people side talking & just pure silence while matches are going down. 
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 03, 2024, 09:36:27 PM
What I’ve seen of Bounty Hunter Brian Keith at PWG I’ve liked.  Cool grab for AeW
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 04, 2024, 12:57:24 PM
Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong





You will be wrong. He is already there. He’s even getting cheered too. He’s talented in the ring, already great promo skills & anyone he goes against looks good doing & it elevates them.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 04, 2024, 02:02:14 PM
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Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong
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You will be wrong. He is already there. He’s even getting cheered too. He’s talented in the ring, already great promo skills & anyone he goes against looks good doing & it elevates them.


I think he’s a star and is great, but remember when they wouldn’t pull the trigger on Braun at his hottest and the long list of legendary wrestlers that never held the belt bc they existed to be fed to their Top Guy.    Cody is THAT guy next.     

**I don’t think he won’t get strapped up, he’ll just never be the guy and any reign he has will be as meaningful as Drew dethroning Lesnar.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 04, 2024, 03:03:06 PM
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Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong
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You will be wrong. He is already there. He’s even getting cheered too. He’s talented in the ring, already great promo skills & anyone he goes against looks good doing & it elevates them.
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I think he’s a star and is great, but remember when they wouldn’t pull the trigger on Braun at his hottest and the long list of legendary wrestlers that never held the belt bc they existed to be fed to their Top Guy.    Cody is THAT guy next.     

**I don’t think he won’t get strapped up, he’ll just never be the guy and any reign he has will be as meaningful as Drew dethroning Lesnar.


I couldn’t disagree more. Gunther/Walter is different. He has a strong style/modern wrestling style & is just a perfect heel. There really hasn’t been anyone like him in a long time. Again, his promos are good, he never came in as this “new guy” like Drew did w/a Vince push (Theory had this too & he’s hardly on tv, getting matches, etc)

Gunther also makes every match interesting as he can sell himself to his opponents. I think he embodies that classic wrestling people want without it being a gimmick. There’s an art to it & he is on top. Same with Seth. He’s a perfect mix between Shawn Michaels & Bret Hart. Timeless. Gunther, WWE could make him a heel against ANYONE & it’ll be great. Him cutting promos on how previous champs weren’t on his level is amazing & just makes that level of being drawn in so much more. It fires everyone up. I also think European wrestling is just on another level hence why I forever wish WWE did more with Claudio/Cesaro. Now I will say while Drew is European, he just cannot cut it. His look, poor mic skills, etc. Him as a heel now will be his best bet. Speaking of Europeans, Finn deserved a push. I digress. Gunther at mania needs to happen & I wish it was against Rollins.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 04, 2024, 04:40:20 PM
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Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong
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You will be wrong. He is already there. He’s even getting cheered too. He’s talented in the ring, already great promo skills & anyone he goes against looks good doing & it elevates them.
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I think he’s a star and is great, but remember when they wouldn’t pull the trigger on Braun at his hottest and the long list of legendary wrestlers that never held the belt bc they existed to be fed to their Top Guy.    Cody is THAT guy next.     

**I don’t think he won’t get strapped up, he’ll just never be the guy and any reign he has will be as meaningful as Drew dethroning Lesnar.


As far as Braun, never a fan. Hate his new look, tag team nonsense. Boring. He also looks like a CrossFit new age kook. WWE should have been put in a Kaneesque gimmick, probably with a mask. When he comes back, I hope he is on a different tip.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 04, 2024, 04:46:42 PM
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Granted it’s sort of a new time in WWE, but I really struggle seeing them make Walter be the top guy in the company.   He’ll hold the 2nd heavyweight title, but he does not strike me as bankable in the way the Fed likes their top guy, the kind of guy who will go out and do press and shill.   Would like to be wrong
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You will be wrong. He is already there. He’s even getting cheered too. He’s talented in the ring, already great promo skills & anyone he goes against looks good doing & it elevates them.
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I think he’s a star and is great, but remember when they wouldn’t pull the trigger on Braun at his hottest and the long list of legendary wrestlers that never held the belt bc they existed to be fed to their Top Guy.    Cody is THAT guy next.     

**I don’t think he won’t get strapped up, he’ll just never be the guy and any reign he has will be as meaningful as Drew dethroning Lesnar.
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As far as Braun, never a fan. Hate his new look, tag team nonsense. Boring. He also looks like a CrossFit new age kook. WWE should have been put in a Kaneesque gimmick, probably with a mask. When he comes back, I hope he is on a different tip.


I don’t care for him much either, but there was a time he was the best thing and most over person in the company.    Lifting ambulances and doing shit like that and he would have made sense to beat Brock, but they chose him to be the kind of guy who wins a tag team title with a 10 year old boy. 

I just don’t see post Reigns them going to another heel champion after he’s held them for like 3 years.   
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 04, 2024, 07:35:27 PM
Dragunov retains. Match with Trick Williams was great. Trick reminds me of a better Booker T.

Melo heel turn! I’m stoked on this. I think he will be a better heel than baby face. Something always felt off with that.


NXT pay per views continue to be top notch.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 04, 2024, 10:24:25 PM
Can we at least agree that shoe-horning in Cody into a triple threat like he’s Daniel Bryan is terrible move?
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Post by: Lame_Nigga on February 05, 2024, 08:55:29 AM
Can we at least agree that shoe-horning in Cody into a triple threat like he’s Daniel Bryan is terrible move?
It’d be such bad booking. I really don’t know how they’re going to get out of this.

If Cody goes for Seth then Cody ends up looking like a bitch, if Seth loses he looks like a fukin idiot for egging on the dude who has beat him every time they’ve wrestled in the past two years.


But on a positive note Trick v Dragunov was pretty great. Trick still has room to improve in ring but I say he’s on the main roster within the next two years. Also crazy that commentary said that Kofimania is the moment that made Trick want to be a wrestler, that wasn’t that long ago
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 05, 2024, 06:26:34 PM
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It’d be such bad booking. I really don’t know how they’re going to get out of this.

If Cody goes for Seth then Cody ends up looking like a bitch, if Seth loses he looks like a fukin idiot for egging on the dude who has beat him every time they’ve wrestled in the past two years.


But on a positive note Trick v Dragunov was pretty great. Trick still has room to improve in ring but I say he’s on the main roster within the next two years. Also crazy that commentary said that Kofimania is the moment that made Trick want to be a wrestler, that wasn’t that long ago


Again, I think it’s only going to make Cody look bigger in the end. Call me a Mark by I’ve come to trust the writers as everything I’ve really questioned works out in a direction I like. Again, I just think if Cody went straight to Roman, it’d have been so predictable. I’m not a huge fan of knowing the outcome. Maybe not in this case as Cody is not my top watch. Nor is Roman.


Dragunov VS Trick was 10/10. I really wish Dragunov would move up & dethrone Gunther. Trick rules & Heel Melo is going to solidify him for me. Always liked him but something seemed off. I also think he needs some ringwork too as I still think about how Bron saved him from botching to what looked like a potential broken neck during a dive to the outside.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 05, 2024, 07:02:22 PM
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It’d be such bad booking. I really don’t know how they’re going to get out of this.

If Cody goes for Seth then Cody ends up looking like a bitch, if Seth loses he looks like a fukin idiot for egging on the dude who has beat him every time they’ve wrestled in the past two years.


But on a positive note Trick v Dragunov was pretty great. Trick still has room to improve in ring but I say he’s on the main roster within the next two years. Also crazy that commentary said that Kofimania is the moment that made Trick want to be a wrestler, that wasn’t that long ago
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Again, I think it’s only going to make Cody look bigger in the end. Call me a Mark by I’ve come to trust the writers as everything I’ve really questioned works out in a direction I like. Again, I just think if Cody went straight to Roman, it’d have been so predictable. I’m not a huge fan of knowing the outcome. Maybe not in this case as Cody is not my top watch. Nor is Roman.


Dragunov VS Trick was 10/10. I really wish Dragunov would move up & dethrone Gunther. Trick rules & Heel Melo is going to solidify him for me. Always liked him but something seemed off. I also think he needs some ringwork too as I still think about how Bron saved him from botching to what looked like a potential broken neck during a dive to the outside.

You’re not a mark, you’re just one of the “let the story play out” people that get mocked after shit like Brock squashing Kofi or other short-sighted shit the Fed does

Predictable isn’t bad.   An ending should be predictable if you’ve told the story correctly.   Not everything needs a swoop or twist and judging by the fans last year and this year, people are fucking ready for Cody to win.   But the Fed loves a “moment” more than anything else.

If Cody learned anything from his father, people get fucking sick of a Dusty Finish/chase after a while and people will lose their faith in this company, with a documented 40 year history, of not pulling the trigger.    Memes a plenty about the shit that happened to CM Punk with the Rock and now happening all over again should tell you that you relying on the Fed to tell a complete story despite a demonstrated inability to do so.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 06, 2024, 06:31:11 PM
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It’d be such bad booking. I really don’t know how they’re going to get out of this.

If Cody goes for Seth then Cody ends up looking like a bitch, if Seth loses he looks like a fukin idiot for egging on the dude who has beat him every time they’ve wrestled in the past two years.


But on a positive note Trick v Dragunov was pretty great. Trick still has room to improve in ring but I say he’s on the main roster within the next two years. Also crazy that commentary said that Kofimania is the moment that made Trick want to be a wrestler, that wasn’t that long ago
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Again, I think it’s only going to make Cody look bigger in the end. Call me a Mark by I’ve come to trust the writers as everything I’ve really questioned works out in a direction I like. Again, I just think if Cody went straight to Roman, it’d have been so predictable. I’m not a huge fan of knowing the outcome. Maybe not in this case as Cody is not my top watch. Nor is Roman.


Dragunov VS Trick was 10/10. I really wish Dragunov would move up & dethrone Gunther. Trick rules & Heel Melo is going to solidify him for me. Always liked him but something seemed off. I also think he needs some ringwork too as I still think about how Bron saved him from botching to what looked like a potential broken neck during a dive to the outside.
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You’re not a mark, you’re just one of the “let the story play out” people that get mocked after shit like Brock squashing Kofi or other short-sighted shit the Fed does

Predictable isn’t bad.   An ending should be predictable if you’ve told the story correctly.   Not everything needs a swoop or twist and judging by the fans last year and this year, people are fucking ready for Cody to win.   But the Fed loves a “moment” more than anything else.

If Cody learned anything from his father, people get fucking sick of a Dusty Finish/chase after a while and people will lose their faith in this company, with a documented 40 year history, of not pulling the trigger.    Memes a plenty about the shit that happened to CM Punk with the Rock and now happening all over again should tell you that you relying on the Fed to tell a complete story despite a demonstrated inability to do so.


I loved when Kofi got squashed. Never a fan.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 06, 2024, 06:32:50 PM
And as I predicted, WWE is already owning that this was a move to push Cody as a babyface even more & it’s working. It’s the talk of the town.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 06, 2024, 08:35:02 PM
And as I predicted, WWE is already owning that this was a move to push Cody as a babyface even more & it’s working. It’s the talk of the town.

Well what else can they do.   Cody was already the top baby face.   By the rationale they needed him to be even more of a face?   That’s just sloppy storytelling bc they’re trying to have their cake and eat it too bc they couldn’t get the Rock a year or so ago when the Head of the Table Samoan thing was still going on and would have actually made sense.   

Roman isn’t dropping it until he beats Hogans record, so it’s all meaningless until that happens. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 06, 2024, 08:40:00 PM
I’m tempted to go to Wale’s Walemania thing before actual Wrestlemania. I’ve got a ticket for both nights now too.

Really hoping for a surprise forbidden door moment or two, and I could see it happening.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 08, 2024, 12:58:30 PM
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And as I predicted, WWE is already owning that this was a move to push Cody as a babyface even more & it’s working. It’s the talk of the town.
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Well what else can they do.   Cody was already the top baby face.   By the rationale they needed him to be even more of a face?   That’s just sloppy storytelling bc they’re trying to have their cake and eat it too bc they couldn’t get the Rock a year or so ago when the Head of the Table Samoan thing was still going on and would have actually made sense.   

Roman isn’t dropping it until he beats Hogans record, so it’s all meaningless until that happens.


Again, I think if it happened last year it would have been really lackluster. Cody continues to be the guy & can only get bigger. Why not run with it? Plus a heel Rock? Makes things interesting & plays into this whole idea that Roman may be a baby face. Do you like long story lines or ones that are straightforward as you strike me as someone who just likes fast, no real storyline wrestling with gimmicks & old wrestlers hanging on for dear life. To an extent I see what you’re saying but The Rock VS Reigns now means more because it’s involved in what’s going on instead of a random, one time thing. And it’s got people talking so it’s gaining momentum per usual.
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Post by: Bobby Peru on February 08, 2024, 01:00:13 PM
I could also see Cody winning the Heavyweight championship & eventually the the Universal championship which is supposedly being renamed the WWE championship again. Then it’d go back to 1 title and this would allow Cody to “take everything” from Reigns as per his promo.

Unifying two belts, one of which is already a unification of two belts that they painted themselves so deeply into a corner that that had to make a new belt, then unifying them again would be sloppy.

Clunky idea but what about Cody somehow gets two shots, night 1 against Seth, and loses, making Seth look good along with the belt. Same night is Roman vs. the Rock and Roman wins. Next night is Cody, looking rough and beat down vs. Roman coming off high as hell on beating the Rock, Cody pulls it out and wins, then defends it against Rock at the next PPV.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2024, 01:15:05 PM
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I could also see Cody winning the Heavyweight championship & eventually the the Universal championship which is supposedly being renamed the WWE championship again. Then it’d go back to 1 title and this would allow Cody to “take everything” from Reigns as per his promo.
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Unifying two belts, one of which is already a unification of two belts that they painted themselves so deeply into a corner that that had to make a new belt, then unifying them again would be sloppy.

Clunky idea but what about Cody somehow gets two shots, night 1 against Seth, and loses, making Seth look good along with the belt. Same night is Roman vs. the Rock and Roman wins. Next night is Cody, looking rough and beat down vs. Roman coming off high as hell on beating the Rock, Cody pulls it out and wins, then defends it against Rock at the next PPV.


I think they could justify that if he enters and wins Elimination Chamber.   I just don’t think Dwayne would go for it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2024, 01:37:13 PM
Big Business in Boston is obviously for Sasha Banks/Mercedes, but naming wise, it also makes sense for the Rainmaker to debut
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2024, 06:57:56 PM
Well it looks like they are going with Cody vs Roman.   Weird to see WWE listening to the fans, but I guess that really tells you the MacMahons are gone
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 08, 2024, 10:31:53 PM
Well it looks like they are going with Cody vs Roman.   Weird to see WWE listening to the fans, but I guess that really tells you the MacMahons are gone


So basically it’s gotta be

Night 1: a Samoan interference parade to keep Cody from pinning Roman then when the Rock finally steps in to interfere, he turns on Roman (because Dwayne needs in his heart to be face again) to set Cody up for the pin and the win.   

Then that will re-energize the Head of the Table program for Night 2.   (Summerslam would make more sense bc it’s kind of a lose-lose situation for both.   Rock looks bad losing to a guy who had two matches in a weekend, but also not great beating him either)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 09, 2024, 06:25:13 AM
Big Business in Boston is obviously for Sasha Banks/Mercedes, but naming wise, it also makes sense for the Rainmaker to debut


Hopefully it’s just Banks so she can go to AEW & stay put. Never got the excitement around her. Okada, you need to come to the real deal.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 10, 2024, 01:42:27 AM
Well Billy Jack Haynes def wants to be in Darkside of the Ring
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Post by: SHAQUEEFA on February 10, 2024, 10:19:43 AM
Well Billy Jack Haynes def wants to be in Darkside of the Ring

Yeah I saw that this morning so damn crazy.
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 10, 2024, 11:21:51 AM
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Well Billy Jack Haynes def wants to be in Darkside of the Ring
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Yeah I saw that this morning so damn crazy.

The only thing anyone remembers him for is his LJN figure. Cowboy hat, underoos, and all. 😂

(https://wrestlingfigs.com/uploads/figure/1148_figure2.jpg)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 14, 2024, 04:13:53 AM
NXT again delivers. Bron is a tag champ with Baron Corbin. I like it & hope it just adds to these two getting built up as powerful heels. Bron is easily in my top 5 current favorites.

Word also has it that Okada works for AEW now. Oh well. I guess I’ll have to hope he works enough so I can actually watch AEW.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 22, 2024, 07:08:45 PM
Anyone watching Elimination Chamber?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on February 23, 2024, 05:17:50 AM
I told a buddy back east of finding best of monday nitro vol.1 at the thrift, and he sent me vol.2...damn right I'm making my girl watch DDP vs. hitman 😁
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 23, 2024, 06:14:28 AM
My local record store got a copy of RF Video ECW November to Remember ‘95 on vhs and I swiped it for $5.

Those November to Remember November Rain music videos were 🔥.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 25, 2024, 06:38:39 PM
Tiffany Stratton should have won the Elimination Chamber. What a showing. She honestly made everyone in the match look subpar. For her first elimination chamber, she looked like a veteran.

Becky & Rhea at Wrestlemania…..I really hope Lynch doesn’t win…..
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 25, 2024, 08:14:14 PM
Tiffany Stratton should have won the Elimination Chamber. What a showing. She honestly made everyone in the match look subpar. For her first elimination chamber, she looked like a veteran.

Becky & Rhea at Wrestlemania…..I really hope Lynch doesn’t win…..

The only physically believable person to beat Rhea is Jade, but Becky should maybe win to at least give Rhea the fight back/chase program.  Becky feels a little bit like yesterday’s news from my removed vantage point and could use some heat
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 26, 2024, 09:22:01 AM
AEW really named a match “Meat Madness”. ⏸️
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 26, 2024, 09:44:59 AM
AEW really named a match “Meat Madness”. ⏸️

Big E made that humor possible
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 26, 2024, 10:03:59 AM
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AEW really named a match “Meat Madness”. ⏸️
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Big E made that humor possible

My favorite Big E moment that the stupid crowd ruined.

 https://youtu.be/-am1A02pk_w?si=1h5XQBMA4_sG0TAZ (https://youtu.be/-am1A02pk_w?si=1h5XQBMA4_sG0TAZ)
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 26, 2024, 11:50:34 AM
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AEW really named a match “Meat Madness”. ⏸️
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Big E made that humor possible
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My favorite Big E moment that the stupid crowd ruined.

 https://youtu.be/-am1A02pk_w?si=1h5XQBMA4_sG0TAZ (https://youtu.be/-am1A02pk_w?si=1h5XQBMA4_sG0TAZ)


Haha yeah he’s great.   Just needed a better finisher to really cement him as a top card guy.   Big E with Stokely would have been a good team up

But BiG E was the one who would joke how he loves hoss fights bc you get big men slapping meat or whatever so it’s kinda been a fan thing that AEW wisely is running with


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 26, 2024, 02:22:49 PM
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Tiffany Stratton should have won the Elimination Chamber. What a showing. She honestly made everyone in the match look subpar. For her first elimination chamber, she looked like a veteran.

Becky & Rhea at Wrestlemania…..I really hope Lynch doesn’t win…..
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The only physically believable person to beat Rhea is Jade, but Becky should maybe win to at least give Rhea the fight back/chase program.  Becky feels a little bit like yesterday’s news from my removed vantage point and could use some heat


Jade was pulled because of her poor performance at the Rumble which was beyond noticeable.

Tiffany has the fans behind her too. She was the only one the fans were behind at the chamber. She’s over on everyone, even Liv Morgan who continues to codebreaker everyone & keep talking about revenge. Terrible gimmick. Looks like a sad clown in the ring.

I guess you wouldn’t know @Atiba Applebum since you don’t watch NXT but Tiffy gave Becky one hell of a time in the match where she lost (Tiffany dropped it to get bumped to Smackdown). She is fully capable of giving Rhea a run for her money. And I’m a huge Ripley fan.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on February 26, 2024, 02:49:16 PM
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Tiffany Stratton should have won the Elimination Chamber. What a showing. She honestly made everyone in the match look subpar. For her first elimination chamber, she looked like a veteran.

Becky & Rhea at Wrestlemania…..I really hope Lynch doesn’t win…..
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The only physically believable person to beat Rhea is Jade, but Becky should maybe win to at least give Rhea the fight back/chase program.  Becky feels a little bit like yesterday’s news from my removed vantage point and could use some heat
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Jade was pulled because of her poor performance at the Rumble which was beyond noticeable.

Tiffany has the fans behind her too. She was the only one the fans were behind at the chamber. She’s over on everyone, even Liv Morgan who continues to codebreaker everyone & keep talking about revenge. Terrible gimmick. Looks like a sad clown in the ring.

I guess you wouldn’t know @Atiba Applebum since you don’t watch NXT but Tiffy gave Becky one hell of a time in the match where she lost (Tiffany dropped it to get bumped to Smackdown). She is fully capable of giving Rhea a run for her money. And I’m a huge Ripley fan.

I believe Becky, but I’d need to see her and Rhea toe to toe physically to see.   But I’ve heard good things about Stratton
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 26, 2024, 06:14:23 PM
Imperium & Judgement day feud looking good. Although I really only would want Finn to dethrone Gunther or Gable which we won’t get. There’s a chance it’ll be Zayne which I’m happy with but a Finn run just makes sense.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on February 27, 2024, 06:30:11 PM
Gable promo talking about why he needs to go against Gunther at Wrestlemania! It would be such a great match as their RAW match was PPV quality & they’re my favorites at this point in time. It’d be a win either way regardless of the outcome of the match. Plus, Gable is today's Kurt Angle as far as in ring competition & more importantly that awkward silliness that makes him more over.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 03, 2024, 12:31:05 AM
Crazy week of losses, one day after another: 
RIP:
Ole Anderson
Virgil
Butcher Vachon

On a positive side - Dark Side of the Ring starts this week with the Natural Disasters and there's some pretty great footage on their IG of Haku seeing the Shockmaster for the very first time.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 04, 2024, 06:58:03 AM
Revolution was decent, nothing incredible.

Sting gets to go out with a win, that's pretty cool. Darby doesn't seem interested in walking past the age of 35.
I wish the stream didn't cut off so quickly after the match though.

I liked them having Roddy go over Orange clean.

The other fuck finishes can save it. I understand that heels cheat but some clean wins are important to a reign as well. Especially at the PPV.

Triple threat match was pretty blah with a flat finish.

I'm glad BCC found a way to make the Claudio swing a legit tag finisher with the missile dropkick added to it.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 04, 2024, 07:50:40 PM
Eddie Kingston beating Danielson is just terrible booking. There’s no long term goal here. Who’s going to dethrone this idiot now? Believably I should say since Danielson has beat Okada & others but not Kingston?!


Gunther vs Gable at mania will hopefully be official after next week when he wins the gauntlet match, although they may give it to Sami which wouldn’t be the worse but Gable VS Gunther is just a classic in the making.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 05, 2024, 11:33:44 AM
Agree with you 100% on Eddie and Danielson.

Danielson is universally accepted as one of the best to ever do it and he loses to that guy?????

I'm always down for an underdog / blue collar hero but it has to end somewhere. My only hang up is that he is incredibly over with the crowd and a lot of peoples complaints about WWE is not listening to fans when certain wrestlers are incredibly popular. So although Khan is probably giving the people what they want, the people are just wrong on this one.

My problems with AEW right now is lack of great stories, and the sheer number of title belts that are featured in the company. Everyone is a champion from somewhere. It's almost as if AEW is just a wrestling variety show, featuring global talent from many different places. A secondary belt for the women is not necessary. How is there a faction with two different sets of 6-man title holders? Silly.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 05, 2024, 12:58:19 PM
Agree with you 100% on Eddie and Danielson.

Danielson is universally accepted as one of the best to ever do it and he loses to that guy?????

I'm always down for an underdog / blue collar hero but it has to end somewhere. My only hang up is that he is incredibly over with the crowd and a lot of peoples complaints about WWE is not listening to fans when certain wrestlers are incredibly popular. So although Khan is probably giving the people what they want, the people are just wrong on this one.

My problems with AEW right now is lack of great stories, and the sheer number of title belts that are featured in the company. Everyone is a champion from somewhere. It's almost as if AEW is just a wrestling variety show, featuring global talent from many different places. A secondary belt for the women is not necessary. How is there a faction with two different sets of 6-man title holders? Silly.


Nothing wrong with a show that features great wrestlers from around the world.   But it does seem like they’re about to start a new season post-PPV, so hopefully the belts get sorted that way.  Okada might appear this week
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 05, 2024, 06:34:38 PM
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Agree with you 100% on Eddie and Danielson.

Danielson is universally accepted as one of the best to ever do it and he loses to that guy?????

I'm always down for an underdog / blue collar hero but it has to end somewhere. My only hang up is that he is incredibly over with the crowd and a lot of peoples complaints about WWE is not listening to fans when certain wrestlers are incredibly popular. So although Khan is probably giving the people what they want, the people are just wrong on this one.

My problems with AEW right now is lack of great stories, and the sheer number of title belts that are featured in the company. Everyone is a champion from somewhere. It's almost as if AEW is just a wrestling variety show, featuring global talent from many different places. A secondary belt for the women is not necessary. How is there a faction with two different sets of 6-man title holders? Silly.
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Nothing wrong with a show that features great wrestlers from around the world.   But it does seem like they’re about to start a new season post-PPV, so hopefully the belts get sorted that way.  Okada might appear this week


Even if you have great wrestlers, arguably some of the greatest, a poor platform only makes them shine in a subpar, cheap fashion & leaves you wondering why they are there. Take Copeland. His performance & lackluster is certainly due to poor writers or lack of & causing him to resort to saying “fuck you” on TV & calling Starks a “midget vanilla Rock”. Great stuff!

 I was recently reading that AEW really has not invested in long term story lines which is beyond evident. Maybe they have 1 or 2 going on at best, then the rest of the night is just wildcard central with some promotion having a residency in AEW & will be featured for the next month.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 06, 2024, 04:31:56 AM
Oh & then they have a creative spine & the BCC, which still references Regal who is long gone comes out dressed as the Road awarriors. Tony Khan-“Revolution was the best ppv ever”.

Should I be sold? Jay White is in the Acclaimed? Top notch superstar? Come on.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 06, 2024, 06:11:25 PM
Okada debuted tonight as part of the Elite & sent after Kingston. You think Kingston will go over Okada? Come on! It’s AEW! This could happen….
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 06, 2024, 09:06:37 PM
Okada debuted tonight as part of the Elite & sent after Kingston. You think Kingston will go over Okada? Come on! It’s AEW! This could happen….

Could be worse, he could be debuting in NXT as Yoshi St James
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 07, 2024, 06:36:28 AM
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Okada debuted tonight as part of the Elite & sent after Kingston. You think Kingston will go over Okada? Come on! It’s AEW! This could happen….
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So him being the Japanese version of Cody Rhodes is better?



Could be worse, he could be debuting in NXT as Yoshi St James
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 07, 2024, 09:11:12 AM
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Okada debuted tonight as part of the Elite & sent after Kingston. You think Kingston will go over Okada? Come on! It’s AEW! This could happen….
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So him being the Japanese version of Cody Rhodes is better?



Could be worse, he could be debuting in NXT as Yoshi St James
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Hahaha, spot on with the name. They’d Kerwin White him for sure.

I think HHH has more reverence for Japanese wrestlers vs VKM.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 07, 2024, 09:27:49 AM
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Okada debuted tonight as part of the Elite & sent after Kingston. You think Kingston will go over Okada? Come on! It’s AEW! This could happen….
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So him being the Japanese version of Cody Rhodes is better?



Could be worse, he could be debuting in NXT as Yoshi St James
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Hahaha, spot on with the name. They’d Kerwin White him for sure.

I think HHH has more reverence for Japanese wrestlers vs VKM.


Female Japanese wrestlers most definitely.   But I think the male Japanese wrestlers don’t have an outsized enough personality/gimmick either for him or the promotion, which is why Nakamura is the exception.   I think HHH could work with Naito well
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 09, 2024, 07:58:33 PM
Dynasty is already shaping up to be killer:

Okada vs PAC
Danielson vs Osprey
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 10, 2024, 05:25:25 PM
Last night HOB vs Briscoe, Lethal & JJ was great UNTIL the table being set on fire. They had a really great match then I swear the carnival alarm goes off & a senseless idea occurs where someone gets hurt I.e Black & Matthew’s visibly pushing Mark Briscoe off the table because he’s getting burned……
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on March 11, 2024, 09:37:53 PM

On a positive side - Dark Side of the Ring starts this week with the Natural Disasters and there's some pretty great footage on their IG of Haku seeing the Shockmaster for the very first time.

I suspect they'll do an episode on Haku as well.  I remember seeing John Tenta in our local territory and he wasn't very impressive, he learned pretty quickly and that's WWF for you, big dudes and some mid gimmicks....worked though. 
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 11, 2024, 10:26:29 PM
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I suspect they'll do an episode on Haku as well.  I remember seeing John Tenta in our local territory and he wasn't very impressive, he learned pretty quickly and that's WWF for you, big dudes and some mid gimmicks....worked though.


Did Haku have a dark side story?   I know he bit a dude’s nose off and got sued, but I don’t know much about him other than that
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 12, 2024, 03:58:59 AM
Not sure if Haku has a Dark Side, he is still alive and seems to be doing OK.

I do know that if you listen to shoot interviews from dudes of that era, they pretty much unanimously agree that Haku was the one person in the locker room no one wanted to fight for real. He was a legitimate tough guy that could really do some damage, like biting off a nose for example.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 12, 2024, 05:47:50 AM
Not sure if Haku has a Dark Side, he is still alive and seems to be doing OK.

I do know that if you listen to shoot interviews from dudes of that era, they pretty much unanimously agree that Haku was the one person in the locker room no one wanted to fight for real. He was a legitimate tough guy that could really do some damage, like biting off a nose for example.


He and the main bad guy from Bloodsport are inprinted in my head as the most unfuckwithable guys from my childhood.   
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: j....soy..... on March 12, 2024, 02:40:42 PM
they haven't done one, but they tend to use the same people commenting within each season....he's wrestling's Bolo.....



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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 12, 2024, 04:24:20 PM
they haven't done one, but they tend to use the same people commenting within each season....he's wrestling's Bolo.....

Maybe used for the Harley Race ep.   Don’t know of him being that close to Angle, Bagwell, Gordy
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 12, 2024, 06:43:11 PM
Excited for Angle & Gordy.

Flair often commented on Haku being the most intimidating in the locker room. I remember him as a kid too & just seeing him as Meng w/ the barbarian & being shocked.

 Wonder if Mone will be debuting tomorrow.

Zayne VS Gunther at Wrestlemania; a tad upset Gable lost but I have a feeling he will end up in the event & it’ll be a triple threat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 12, 2024, 06:43:50 PM
Watching NXT now & seeing Shawn Spears first match back.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 12, 2024, 08:18:08 PM
Excited for Angle & Gordy.

Flair often commented on Haku being the most intimidating in the locker room. I remember him as a kid too & just seeing him as Meng w/ the barbarian & being shocked.

 Wonder if Mone will be debuting tomorrow.

Zayne VS Gunther at Wrestlemania; a tad upset Gable lost but I have a feeling he will end up in the event & it’ll be a triple threat.


Yeah triple threat would make more sense bc it gets the belt off of Gunther without him needing to eat a pin.   

After delivering on CM Punk back when they seemed an impossibility (not to mention giving Sting a career), if Mercedes doesn’t debut, I’ll be shocked
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 13, 2024, 07:01:58 AM
Gable would be a great IC champ. Gunther is next in line for the Heavyweight Championship.


Still want a Finn Balor run though.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 13, 2024, 09:03:47 AM
I’m loving Karrion Kross’s Sean O’Haire throwback character.

Really hoping he foreshadowed the Montez Ford HBK heel turn in that one backstage promo he cut.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 13, 2024, 06:16:14 PM
I’m loving Karrion Kross’s Sean O’Haire throwback character.

Really hoping he foreshadowed the Montez Ford HBK heel turn in that one backstage promo he cut.

That’d be great because right now the Street Profits/the Pride is a lost cause. Street Prophets put on a ripper during Summer Slam 2022 against the Usos; they lost but the momentum was there & the fans were behind it. After that, all momentum just disappeared.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 13, 2024, 07:08:52 PM
Well next week will be an indicator of how Okada will be treated as he goes again at Kingston for the Triple Crown Championship.

Dynamite was great tonight. Here’s to hoping AEW can keep it going.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 13, 2024, 11:28:00 PM
Now that VKm is gone, has the Fed stopped making people look like goons in their hometowns for cheap heat?   bc watching Mones receptions reminds you how much better that pure face love gets.    Nothing I love more in wrestling is that pure pop from the crowd
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 14, 2024, 10:04:32 AM
Mone is beyond overhyped. Even as Sasha Banks, nothing she did was overly impressive. As far as the hometown thing, that’s been long gone @Atiba Applebum but it sounds like you don’t watch it nor have for awhile so yes, that’s not a thing nor has it been for awhile.

Very happy to see Okada wrestling weekly. That can potentially be a treat.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 14, 2024, 06:11:16 PM
Mone’s debut also did next to nothing for ratings….

Since the roster calls the shots & wrestles when/who they want, I don’t expect seeing her wrestle very often.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 14, 2024, 07:31:55 PM
It’s hitting me that I’m crossing a childhood bucket list item going to both nights of Wrestlemania in about 3 weeks.

Got my Primitive DX shirt and my ToPX P-Generation X hoodie ready.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 15, 2024, 07:35:29 AM
It’s hitting me that I’m crossing a childhood bucket list item going to both nights of Wrestlemania in about 3 weeks.

Got my Primitive DX shirt and my ToPX P-Generation X hoodie ready.

Man I feel this so hard. I got to do it in Tampa a few years ago and I'm not scared to admit that i teared up a little bit. A boyhood dream coming true at the grandest stage of them all. It was emotional. So many years of my life invested in a product.

I just need to go to a SummerSlam and I'll have the big 4 PPV's checked off.



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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 16, 2024, 11:33:16 AM
Happy 3:16
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 18, 2024, 09:56:38 AM
Anyone on here watch MLW? Pretty great match with Riddle & David Smith Jr. might have to get more into it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on March 19, 2024, 10:54:58 AM
MLW is doing a big live show here in Tampa soon, I might go check it out.

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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 19, 2024, 06:26:34 PM
MLW is doing a big live show here in Tampa soon, I might go check it out.


That’s grand. What’s the card looking like?

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 20, 2024, 07:38:58 PM
Okada is now AEW Continental Champion. Would love for AEW to get all of the belts of Kingston. Takeshita is worthy of one. Maybe two?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on March 21, 2024, 04:47:53 PM
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It’s hitting me that I’m crossing a childhood bucket list item going to both nights of Wrestlemania in about 3 weeks.

Got my Primitive DX shirt and my ToPX P-Generation X hoodie ready.
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Man I feel this so hard. I got to do it in Tampa a few years ago and I'm not scared to admit that i teared up a little bit. A boyhood dream coming true at the grandest stage of them all. It was emotional. So many years of my life invested in a product.

I just need to go to a SummerSlam and I'll have the big 4 PPV's checked off.

Summerslam is the one I need too. Went to Survivor Series ‘06 and Royal Rumble 2015.

Not sure I’ll make ROH Supercard of Honor the night before.

Would any of you go to this?  https://www.wrestlecon.com/guests (https://www.wrestlecon.com/guests)
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 21, 2024, 07:03:56 PM
Love that AEW has given Paige/Saraya’s brother a place to wrestle, if you’re at all familiar with the family’s story
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 22, 2024, 01:13:08 PM
Love that AEW has given Paige/Saraya’s brother a place to wrestle, if you’re at all familiar with the family’s story


Wonder if Jake the Snake will do a storyline with them since he’s unofficial family.


Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: franquietits on March 23, 2024, 11:21:24 PM
Man, kind of a bummer of a video, but still interesting to learn about. It's kind of a reminder of how dangerous pro-wrestling can be with all those bumps and spots they gotta take. I thought this was the same person as rosemary from impact wrestling, but I was wrong. I could see what made Dafney so compelling. I love her psychotic, yet heartwarming facial expressions. Wish I could have seen her work live.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgSVqdqUogY
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 26, 2024, 12:50:38 PM
Last night's RAW was an absolute beauty. Between the heat between everyone before Wrestlemania & the promos, RAW was untouchable. I love when the lines are blurred as Punk & Drew went at it well, especially when Punk called out McIntyre for being a Vince guy.


Becky & Ripley was wild as when she took a shot at Lynch's daughter & how she would caller Mama, I could not honestly tell if it was a work that Becky teared up & kept saying this wasn't a joke. Still hoping Ripley retains.

Zayne against Bronson ruled as this really built up Zayne as being an underdog against Guntehr as he was distracted & now him & Gable are on better terms so its looking like he will be  factor in the match at Mania. I do think Zayne will win as this is the closet storyline they've done with Gunther over 600 days ago. I do wish it was Gable but Zayne winning it is fine by me as this would mean Gunther moves into the Heavyweight picture.


The Rock & Rhodes after Jey won against Nakamura.....

Him just beating the hell out of him, making it personal & even brining back some actually believable blood that applied to what was going & making sense....well done. I mean it just makes everyone back Cody so much more & really makes the Rock & Roman just feel unstoppable. Even it going outside & into the rain was good as it gave a feel of this will not stop & despite all of the efforts, Cody will lose.   


@Atiba Applebum what'd you think, bud?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 27, 2024, 07:45:38 AM
Bron Breakker is unreal. Anyone catch NXT last night? His counter from Otis’s shoulders to Tozawa was something of dreams. He needs to be main event status on the roster immediately.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 29, 2024, 06:12:54 PM
Takeshita & Swerve was an instant classic. I wish Takeshita was elevated. Hard hitting & agile.


Four weeks in a row AEW did not disappoint. Mone & Copeland though; I’m really bored when I see either of them. The Cope open challenge…….come on. He’s going to bury talent that otherwise shouldn’t. It’s not like Mox or Claudio are going to challenge him & lose. Too many egos.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 30, 2024, 05:41:58 PM
Cardona & Copeland……..


Come on! This is what people want?!
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 30, 2024, 05:52:48 PM
Cardona & Copeland……..


Come on! This is what people want?!

Opens where anyone can show up are fun.   Cody’s had the added benefit of helping indy wrestlers in the pandemic
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on March 30, 2024, 06:28:53 PM
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Cardona & Copeland……..


Come on! This is what people want?!
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Opens where anyone can show up are fun.   Cody’s had the added benefit of helping indy wrestlers in the pandemic


No disagreement on opens. I just really don’t care for Copeland & I certainly do not care for the self proclaimed Indy God. I know he was ranked number 1 by PWI…
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 12:44:49 AM
Shout out to my people who kept this thread alive during my 3 year hiatus. Fuck yeah
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 03, 2024, 05:47:56 PM
Shout out to my people who kept this thread alive during my 3 year hiatus. Fuck yeah


Let’s talk wrestling.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 06:12:32 PM
I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 06:27:59 PM
I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.

Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 06:49:40 PM
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I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
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Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access

I'd be hyped to meet both. HBK is my all time favorite and I’d love to have Foley sign my copy of the baseball novel he wrote.

After Mania, I just have a Summerslam to go to to complete the 4 main ppv’s.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 06:57:29 PM
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I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
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Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access
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I'd be hyped to meet both. HBK is my all time favorite and I’d love to have Foley sign my copy of the baseball novel he wrote.

After Mania, I just have a Summerslam to go to to complete the 4 main ppv’s.

Are you close to Philly? That would be a great spot to see live events considering they come through PA quite often. I’ve seen almost every live event in the WV area in the past 20 years. Live in the Nashville area now so hoping to see them come through more
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 07:14:11 PM
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I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
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Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access
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I'd be hyped to meet both. HBK is my all time favorite and I’d love to have Foley sign my copy of the baseball novel he wrote.

After Mania, I just have a Summerslam to go to to complete the 4 main ppv’s.
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Are you close to Philly? That would be a great spot to see live events considering they come through PA quite often. I’ve seen almost every live event in the WV area in the past 20 years. Live in the Nashville area now so hoping to see them come through more

I live in Philly. Used to go to ECW shows back in the day.
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Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 07:16:44 PM
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I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
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Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access
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I'd be hyped to meet both. HBK is my all time favorite and I’d love to have Foley sign my copy of the baseball novel he wrote.

After Mania, I just have a Summerslam to go to to complete the 4 main ppv’s.
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Are you close to Philly? That would be a great spot to see live events considering they come through PA quite often. I’ve seen almost every live event in the WV area in the past 20 years. Live in the Nashville area now so hoping to see them come through more
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I live in Philly. Used to go to ECW shows back in the day.

Damn I used to watch ECW via my dad’s tape trading with friends in Pittsburgh. What was it like back then? Met anyone? I need the good stories bro lol
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 07:24:55 PM
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I can't wait til this weekend. I may have to tailgate both nights.

Can't go to NXT stand and deliver or ROH even though tix are like $20.

But it still hasn't fully hit me that I'm going to both nights of Mania.
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Lucky man. I’ve always wanted to go to Mania. Had a buddy that went to 35 and he met HBK and Foley through fan access
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I'd be hyped to meet both. HBK is my all time favorite and I’d love to have Foley sign my copy of the baseball novel he wrote.

After Mania, I just have a Summerslam to go to to complete the 4 main ppv’s.
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Are you close to Philly? That would be a great spot to see live events considering they come through PA quite often. I’ve seen almost every live event in the WV area in the past 20 years. Live in the Nashville area now so hoping to see them come through more
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I live in Philly. Used to go to ECW shows back in the day.
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Damn I used to watch ECW via my dad’s tape trading with friends in Pittsburgh. What was it like back then? Met anyone? I need the good stories bro lol

When I was 15, I shoved DVon Dudley when he was brawling in the crowd with New Jack and he shoved me back.

I also saw the Blue Meanie in civilian mode at a Phillies game or two.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 07:27:40 PM
Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 07:31:37 PM
Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it

They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 08:07:02 PM
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Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
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They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.

BWO was great. Speaking of Richards, RTC was underrated as well. Great heel gimmick that was genuinely annoying.

Raven was great in ECW but his potential was wasted in WWF. WCW at least gave him the Flock



Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 08:15:28 PM
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Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
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They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.
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BWO was great. Speaking of Richards, RTC was underrated as well. Great heel gimmick that was genuinely annoying.

Raven was great in ECW but his potential was wasted in WWF. WCW at least gave him the Flock

RTC was great.

Raven’s WCW run was his best work. His DDT also looked it's best in WCW once he figured out how to take the back bump to give it that lethal snap motion.

Also loved his drop toehold into the chair.

Was not a fan of mascara, dreadlocks, and kilt Raven.
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Post by: TerryFunk on April 03, 2024, 08:18:46 PM
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Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
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They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.
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BWO was great. Speaking of Richards, RTC was underrated as well. Great heel gimmick that was genuinely annoying.

Raven was great in ECW but his potential was wasted in WWF. WCW at least gave him the Flock
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RTC was great.

Raven’s WCW run was his best work. His DDT also looked it's best in WCW once he figured out how to take the back bump to give it that lethal snap motion.

Also loved his drop toehold into the chair.

Was not a fan of mascara, dreadlocks, and kilt Raven.


How did you feel about the WCW cruiserweight division? Probably the most overlooked part of the Attitude Era imo


Mysterio, Eddie, Malenko, Ultimo Dragon, Jericho, La Parka, Psicosis, Lizmark Jr, Hector Garza, so many entertaining matches


I’m also a big Scorpio fan and his matches in ECW are some of the best
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Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 03, 2024, 08:31:59 PM
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Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
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They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.
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BWO was great. Speaking of Richards, RTC was underrated as well. Great heel gimmick that was genuinely annoying.

Raven was great in ECW but his potential was wasted in WWF. WCW at least gave him the Flock
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RTC was great.

Raven’s WCW run was his best work. His DDT also looked it's best in WCW once he figured out how to take the back bump to give it that lethal snap motion.

Also loved his drop toehold into the chair.

Was not a fan of mascara, dreadlocks, and kilt Raven.
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How did you feel about the WCW cruiserweight division? Probably the most overlooked part of the Attitude Era imo


Mysterio, Eddie, Malenko, Ultimo Dragon, Jericho, La Parka, Psicosis, Lizmark Jr, Hector Garza, so many entertaining matches


I’m also a big Scorpio fan and his matches in ECW are some of the best

Loved the WCW cruiserweight division, especially Psicosos and Ultimo Dragon. Malenko and Psicosis always put on a good match.

I loved Scorpio during his WCW run before ECW back in the early 90’s. His match vs Benoit at Superbrawl 3 is one of the most underrated matches of all time.
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Post by: TerryFunk on April 04, 2024, 07:20:51 AM
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Was it during the ECW Hardcore TV tapings? Might try to look for it
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They featured part of the show during the TV taping’s, but it wasn’t the tag team match. It was some thing with Raven and Richards.
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BWO was great. Speaking of Richards, RTC was underrated as well. Great heel gimmick that was genuinely annoying.

Raven was great in ECW but his potential was wasted in WWF. WCW at least gave him the Flock
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RTC was great.

Raven’s WCW run was his best work. His DDT also looked it's best in WCW once he figured out how to take the back bump to give it that lethal snap motion.

Also loved his drop toehold into the chair.

Was not a fan of mascara, dreadlocks, and kilt Raven.
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How did you feel about the WCW cruiserweight division? Probably the most overlooked part of the Attitude Era imo


Mysterio, Eddie, Malenko, Ultimo Dragon, Jericho, La Parka, Psicosis, Lizmark Jr, Hector Garza, so many entertaining matches


I’m also a big Scorpio fan and his matches in ECW are some of the best
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Loved the WCW cruiserweight division, especially Psicosos and Ultimo Dragon. Malenko and Psicosis always put on a good match.

I loved Scorpio during his WCW run before ECW back in the early 90’s. His match vs Benoit at Superbrawl 3 is one of the most underrated matches of all time.

I don’t feel like WCW used Scorp the way he should’ve been used. The whole dance video for his debut was hokey. Wasn’t as bad as WWF though. Used him as a jobber and completely glossed over the fact that he was on their program as Flash Funk just a few years prior
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 06, 2024, 09:30:56 AM
@PatrickSkateman have fun tonight we are all jealous, anyone else going?

I've been busy with school work lately so haven't watched a ton of wrestling outside of twitter and dynamite. I caught raw and SD this week and am pretty excited for mania. Been a big Cody fan since he was Dashing so I'd love for him beat Roman.

People who have been following more closely what are you excited for?

That ROH broken neck spot was very distasteful, it was well done, but I wasn't a fan.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 06, 2024, 10:51:14 AM
I want Gunther to retain. I’m always into seeing Paul lose & I really want McIntyre to win although I feel like Priest will pull his own heist on Rollins & win.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 06, 2024, 05:39:18 PM
I was hyped on the Jason Kelce and Lane Johnson spot. Place went nuts.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 06, 2024, 06:55:11 PM
Zayne! Well, Gunther, please move onto the Heavyweight championship soon.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 06, 2024, 07:49:43 PM
Zayne! Well, Gunther, please move onto the Heavyweight championship soon.
Agreed! favourite match so far, getting a bit of Hogan vibes from the rock, ball punch to tripping into turnbuckle made me laugh, still cool to see him back
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 06, 2024, 08:04:38 PM
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Zayne! Well, Gunther, please move onto the Heavyweight championship soon.
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Agreed! favourite match so far, getting a bit of Hogan vibes from the rock, ball punch to tripping into turnbuckle made me laugh, still cool to see him back
match picked up I was hating, crazy roided up tho not a fan of that
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 06, 2024, 08:16:31 PM
Got home from work just in time to throw the main event on. Might be biased because The Rock has always been my favorite wrestler but that was a great match. Great build up of suspense in the beginning, a lot of good false finishes. I was thoroughly pleased
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 06, 2024, 09:21:49 PM
Headed to night 2 tomorrow night. I think Cody goes over.

Hoping Montez gets his HBK heel turn and singles run tomorrow night.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 07, 2024, 06:49:17 PM
Speed guy helping Logan Paul retain might have overtaken Nicholas as worst WM moment
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 07, 2024, 07:46:05 PM
fuck yeah Cody, my dumb ass had one too many beers and thought Moxley was coming out for the Shield theme.

Overbooked in a good way, almost had to be with all Romans shenanigans over the years
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 07, 2024, 07:55:54 PM
The story is finished.

@WPG don’t feel bad, we all wanted it.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 07, 2024, 09:07:37 PM
I, too, had a Mox moment.

I liked both main events and the big celebration for Cody’s win felt great. Felt like the mark of a turning point for WWE. Was hoping for Stone Cold in Undertaker’s spot but that was good too.

Was worried Sami’s win would be soured by people wanting Chad Gable, but it went well. Brainbuster on the turnbuckle was amazing. Couldn’t help but think it felt like a dig on AEW following the Takeshita and Osprey match.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 07, 2024, 09:39:35 PM
My night 2 seat was way better than night one.

The main event was great. I actually think Seth Rollins went down bad at the end because he lost a bet on Iowa for the women’s basketball national championship game.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: blurst_of_times on April 07, 2024, 10:22:43 PM
Jey vs Jimmy, what a letdown. Otherwise pretty much every other match was either solid or great. Personally excited to see Bayley go face & win a title again - Iyo wrestled so well too. Obviously seeing Cody finally get that title was great, despite how tiring the whole Bloodline storyline has been. But Damien cashing in & winning a world title was my favorite moment of the weekend. He's been a workhorse for the past couple of years and has only gotten better. His match with Bad Bunny proved he can hold it down in a main event, I'm happy to see they finally trust him to hold the belt.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Dante Bichette on April 07, 2024, 10:26:47 PM
Hunter really is cooking.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 07, 2024, 10:29:14 PM
I, too, had a Mox moment.

I liked both main events and the big celebration for Cody’s win felt great. Felt like the mark of a turning point for WWE. Was hoping for Stone Cold in Undertaker’s spot but that was good too.

Was worried Sami’s win would be soured by people wanting Chad Gable, but it went well. Brainbuster on the turnbuckle was amazing. Couldn’t help but think it felt like a dig on AEW following the Takeshita and Osprey match.

In a perfect world, there would be a Mox and a Dustin run-in
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 08, 2024, 05:00:36 AM
Hunter really is cooking.

That he is. That might be the best WM since before covid. Vince should’ve stepped away a long time ago
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: PatrickSkateman on April 08, 2024, 05:45:16 AM
I cheered for Logan Paul. That man can work.

Seth Rollins’ Mummers entrance was 🔥.

Priest cash in was great too.

Bummed Kross lost and had to eat the pin too.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 08, 2024, 01:10:10 PM
The Zayne vs Gunther match was the best of both nights. Total David VS Goliath match & a huge upward move for both guys. I did enjoy Paul/Orton/Ko’s match more than I thought. I actually found myself wanting KO to get it since Zayne had his moment the night before.

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Lame_Nigga on April 08, 2024, 02:08:05 PM
Man, that main event made me emotional. It was time for Roman’s reign to end but I’m gonna miss it.

This twitter always has the best story analysis for WWE
https://x.com/mithgifs/status/1777328582467207624?s=46
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 08, 2024, 03:01:38 PM
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I, too, had a Mox moment.

I liked both main events and the big celebration for Cody’s win felt great. Felt like the mark of a turning point for WWE. Was hoping for Stone Cold in Undertaker’s spot but that was good too.

Was worried Sami’s win would be soured by people wanting Chad Gable, but it went well. Brainbuster on the turnbuckle was amazing. Couldn’t help but think it felt like a dig on AEW following the Takeshita and Osprey match.
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In a perfect world, there would be a Mox and a Dustin run-in


Mox is too stubborn to do anything related to WWE. Meanwhile, he’ll be part of a European faction that hardly makes sense.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 09, 2024, 12:53:26 PM
Also trying to determine my thoughts on AEW being so desperate to get more viewers by supposedly airing the CM Punk/Jack Perry All In footage......

It is factual that even with Okada & Mone, the ratings haven't budged.



https://wrestlingheadlines.com/young-bucks-to-air-backstage-footage-from-aew-all-in-london-backstage-reports-on-it-showing-cm-punk-jack-perry-incident/
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on April 10, 2024, 04:37:16 AM
I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling with your posts in here. They read like one of those twitter accounts called @AEWIZGAY is whatever
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 10, 2024, 05:24:43 AM
I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling with your posts in here. They read like one of those twitter accounts called @AEWIZGAY is whatever


Not at all. That’s not my intention. Listen, I watch it, I own many AEW figures (I’m a wrestling action figure collector) & know when it’s good. But resorting to nonsense like airing videos of fights & continuing to have a lack of storylines make it a very difficult product to enjoy. I still think of that leather face/TCS match which was embarrassing. Reminds me of the Demon garbage in WCW.  I’m a fan of almost 30 years. Do I like most Indy wrestling? No, it’s a bad circus to me. Can AEW be better? Yes. Why it’s not? I’m unsure. Lack of writers? Too many egos? Not sure.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: krookedjuice on April 10, 2024, 12:59:17 PM
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Hunter really is cooking.
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That he is. That might be the best WM since before covid. Vince should’ve stepped away a long time ago

i had so much fun watching this year. by far the most entertaining mania in a long time.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 10, 2024, 01:05:44 PM
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I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling with your posts in here. They read like one of those twitter accounts called @AEWIZGAY is whatever
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Not at all. That’s not my intention. Listen, I watch it, I own many AEW figures (I’m a wrestling action figure collector) & know when it’s good. But resorting to nonsense like airing videos of fights & continuing to have a lack of storylines make it a very difficult product to enjoy. I still think of that leather face/TCS match which was embarrassing. Reminds me of the Demon garbage in WCW.  I’m a fan of almost 30 years. Do I like most Indy wrestling? No, it’s a bad circus to me. Can AEW be better? Yes. Why it’s not? I’m unsure. Lack of writers? Too many egos? Not sure.

Were you ever that harsh with WWE?   It was hot garbage for about 15 years and it wasn’t too long ago they did a zombie battle royale and Seth Rollins fake took Rey Misterio’s eye amongst many many other dumb decisions. 

The vid they’re showing is at least going to be presented as storyline and never would have been brought up if CM punk just kept his mouth shut
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 10, 2024, 05:07:11 PM
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I genuinely can't tell if you're trolling with your posts in here. They read like one of those twitter accounts called @AEWIZGAY is whatever
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Not at all. That’s not my intention. Listen, I watch it, I own many AEW figures (I’m a wrestling action figure collector) & know when it’s good. But resorting to nonsense like airing videos of fights & continuing to have a lack of storylines make it a very difficult product to enjoy. I still think of that leather face/TCS match which was embarrassing. Reminds me of the Demon garbage in WCW.  I’m a fan of almost 30 years. Do I like most Indy wrestling? No, it’s a bad circus to me. Can AEW be better? Yes. Why it’s not? I’m unsure. Lack of writers? Too many egos? Not sure.
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Were you ever that harsh with WWE?   It was hot garbage for about 15 years and it wasn’t too long ago they did a zombie battle royale and Seth Rollins fake took Rey Misterio’s eye amongst many many other dumb decisions. 

The vid they’re showing is at least going to be presented as storyline and never would have been brought up if CM punk just kept his mouth shut


You bet! I stopped watching for awhile.

What possible storyline could come out of this? Oh great! Jack Perry is back?! Nothing special about him nor will this go on as a good storyline.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 10, 2024, 06:24:09 PM
Young Bucks and FTR did well for what it's worth.
Awful decision by TK to air that, I am also starting to think they need some new writers everything has been flat since the Sting retirement
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 10, 2024, 06:35:31 PM
Young Bucks and FTR did well for what it's worth.
Awful decision by TK to air that, I am also starting to think they need some new writers everything has been flat since the Sting retirement

They needed new writers well before this nonsense.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: WPG on April 10, 2024, 07:05:44 PM
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Young Bucks and FTR did well for what it's worth.
Awful decision by TK to air that, I am also starting to think they need some new writers everything has been flat since the Sting retirement
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They needed new writers well before this nonsense.
Yes, I was agreeing with your previous comment. Stings retirement has been the only thing of interest they have done recently, and it's not like someones retirement is a stroke of creative genius
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 10, 2024, 07:27:22 PM
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Young Bucks and FTR did well for what it's worth.
Awful decision by TK to air that, I am also starting to think they need some new writers everything has been flat since the Sting retirement
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They needed new writers well before this nonsense.
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Yes, I was agreeing with your previous comment. Stings retirement has been the only thing of interest they have done recently, and it's not like someones retirement is a stroke of creative genius


Got it. Honestly, even the retirement storyline was lackluster. Sting was hardly a tag team guy. Besides his days with Dingo Warrior/blade runners & yes, he had tag partners like Luger, was a singles competitor. It just felt rushed & incomplete.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 10, 2024, 07:47:39 PM
I’ll say this much about AEW. Every PPV they have, I think, “damn, they’re really making this card up as they go, huh?” and then every match rules. Even with the great stuff going on at WWE right now, I still find myself much more gripped watching a random AEW match top to bottom than most WWE matches. I don’t know if it’s the production or WWE’s terrible history of terrible people or what but something continues to grip me to AEW more than WWE usually.

That said, AEW is looking like a mess lately. I’ve always liked the indie vibe and freedom for wrestlers to do what they want, but every time a Saraya or an Adam Copeland or a Mercedes Mone debuts like they’re going to take the company up a notch, they never quite do. Maybe Toni Storm will. She rules.

I say this because I want AEW to last because I love it. And seeing people like Lance Archer or Britt Baker disappear for months at a time because Tony has too many people that he doesn’t know what to do with them sucks. And this desperate CM Punk footage release feels like AEW’s version of WCW spoiling Mankind’s world title win.

I think hiring a legit booker/writing team who has more time than Tony to dedicate to the show could work wonders.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 10, 2024, 08:12:33 PM
I should say, as far as WWE defections go, Samoa Joe is kicking ass and Swerve is getting his due as a top tier dude.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 10, 2024, 08:13:14 PM
I’ll say this much about AEW. Every PPV they have, I think, “damn, they’re really making this card up as they go, huh?” and then every match rules. Even with the great stuff going on at WWE right now, I still find myself much more gripped watching a random AEW match top to bottom than most WWE matches. I don’t know if it’s the production or WWE’s terrible history of terrible people or what but something continues to grip me to AEW more than WWE usually.

That said, AEW is looking like a mess lately. I’ve always liked the indie vibe and freedom for wrestlers to do what they want, but every time a Saraya or an Adam Copeland or a Mercedes Mone debuts like they’re going to take the company up a notch, they never quite do. Maybe Toni Storm will. She rules.

I say this because I want AEW to last because I love it. And seeing people like Lance Archer or Britt Baker disappear for months at a time because Tony has too many people that he doesn’t know what to do with them sucks. And this desperate CM Punk footage release feels like AEW’s version of WCW spoiling Mankind’s world title win.

I think hiring a legit booker/writing team who has more time than Tony to dedicate to the show could work wonders.


I 100% agree - and that’s a good analogy, but I think Tony is someone that just kinda got sick of all the shots being taken at him the past week, so it doesn’t seem malicious, just someone who a little thin skinned and not knowing how to pay back well.   


The only thing I think really holding AEW back is not being on a streaming service and having their PPVs free on there.   Like you said, their PPVs always rule even if it feels like spaghetti on the wall.   The fed started its turn around with everything being on peacock.   I think when they can get that ease of viewership, they’ll maybe stop fighting so hard (or feeling like they are) to pop ratings


I’m personally an underdog guy so I’ve always hated Hunter, Shawn, and the Kliq.   They were bullies and Hunter ratted out Bret for the Screwjob, not to mention the bullshit with Chyna and Stephanie.   I just feel gross rooting for a guy like that, though NXT black and gold is what got me back into things.    Storytelling felt fresh when you only had an hour a week to fill
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Bobby Peru on April 10, 2024, 08:42:21 PM
I would absolutely jump on whatever streaming service AEW is on. I’ve been bootlegging their shit for years. Who even watches actual TV these days? Old people who don’t get what’s rad about AEW, that’s who.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 10, 2024, 09:06:32 PM
I would absolutely jump on whatever streaming service AEW is on. I’ve been bootlegging their shit for years. Who even watches actual TV these days? Old people who don’t get what’s rad about AEW, that’s who.

WB has a stake in the company, supposedly.    Why they’ve been weird about putting it on Max is beyond me, but they have a TV deal coming up and I’m sure with Raw going to Netflix, there will be heavy interest.   That’s the one thing “no off-season” will really help. 
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 12, 2024, 08:30:19 AM
AEW & their pay per views on multiple platforms would be a game changer. They need to get into the eyes of a more mainstream or simply put, new to wrestling audience.

Mone’s promo though. What the hell? Was so unnatural sounding & just bad. I’m only pointing this out since she is somehow viewed as this next level wrestler. As for the CM punk footage, he came out on top as he told the truth, Jack Perry continues to be in a self induced circus of himself & AEW just looks beyond desperate. I hope & pray MJF leaves.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 13, 2024, 06:37:08 AM
 Last nights triple threat match with Ko/Styles & Mysterio was a masterpiece. Triple German suplex & styles clash from the top rope into a perfect roll up pin fall.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 13, 2024, 08:00:37 AM
Saw an image of Smackdown last night and thought Andrade was getting involved with Heyman, but apparently Tama Tonga looks incredibly like him
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 13, 2024, 08:51:20 AM
Saw an image of Smackdown last night and thought Andrade was getting involved with Heyman, but apparently Tama Tonga looks incredibly like him


Solo took over the bloodline. Jimmy is out.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 15, 2024, 04:11:29 AM
Sheamus return tonight

Gable vs Zayne for the Intercontinental Championship

Andrade vs Dom Mysterio

Rhea Ripley vs Liv Morgan

Finn Balor vs Jey Uso

Pretty much a ripper right there.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 15, 2024, 05:50:01 PM
Ripley relinquishes…..

Liv Morgan winning is an absolute joke as she is just not it. I’m really hoping Tiffany Stratton gets drafted & can win it. This whole Normcore/alt clown look plus Liv really just being boring in the ring cannot be it. Never been a fan. Hated when she cashed in on Rousey. I feel like it took forever to restabilize the women’s division after that.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 17, 2024, 01:16:59 PM
Chad Gable heel turn. I’m into that. Really can only elevate him. He’s one of the best in/ring performers. He’s a perfect mix of Kurt Angle/Benoit/Bret Hart

Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 19, 2024, 04:25:13 AM
Standing up for Nyla and trans rights and booking RVD to wrestle on 4/20 are things that should outweigh the negatives people have for Tony K
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: TerryFunk on April 19, 2024, 07:20:03 PM
Standing up for Nyla and trans rights and booking RVD to wrestle on 4/20 are things that should outweigh the negatives people have for Tony K

The only negatives people have for Tony K are just things they heard on Cornette’s podcast.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: SHAQUEEFA on April 22, 2024, 06:53:28 AM
I missed Dynasty last night but it looks like a lot happened.

Jack Perry returns.

Willow over Julia

SWERVE NEW CHAMP

Anybody watch?
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 22, 2024, 08:31:29 AM
I missed Dynasty last night but it looks like a lot happened.

Jack Perry returns.

Willow over Julia

SWERVE NEW CHAMP

Anybody watch?


I meant to but fell asleep early.   Okada and Osprey matches apparently worth the price of admission
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on April 22, 2024, 02:50:06 PM
Standing up for Nyla and trans rights and booking RVD to wrestle on 4/20 are things that should outweigh the negatives people have for Tony K


Him being a good person & providing nostalgia occasionally is separate from being a bad Booker & losing his mind on twitter, along with writing scripts for Will Ospreay to talk about the grind. Also, most people I’ve talked agree with the gripes of him/AEW that are outside of Cornette’s podcast. I’ve listened to only a few episodes & they aren’t about AEW.
Title: Re: The Official Professional Wrestling Thread
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 22, 2024, 03:16:55 PM
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Standing up for Nyla and trans rights and booking RVD to wrestle on 4/20 are things that should outweigh the negatives people have for Tony K
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Him being a good person & providing nostalgia occasionally is separate from being a bad Booker & losing his mind on twitter, along with writing scripts for Will Ospreay to talk about the grind. Also, most people I’ve talked agree with the gripes of him/AEW that are outside of Cornette’s podcast. I’ve listened to only a few episodes & they aren’t about AEW.


Eh being a bad booker and “losing his mind” is just hyperbole.   His booking is fine, he just doesn’t have the benefit of having a Paul Heyman in his staff.   All the moves he makes are fine with me in the grand scheme.  I don’t need every beat to land bc its professional wrestling I go in for and the matches are fantastic (and the mat isn’t mic-ed)