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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: steeloctopus on August 16, 2021, 07:46:45 AM
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Best/Worst? New Account on the 'gram. This thing is giving me a dose of anarchy, little kids getting bodied and biohazards all presented via the platform of skateboarding's biggest ponzi scheme.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSm_e3LhlyC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link (https://www.instagram.com/p/CSm_e3LhlyC/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link)
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I guess I’m getting old but fuck that wasn’t funny at all
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underage masturbation, this is why i log into slap every day
hope the kid whose shoes got ruined pressed charges for sexual assault
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Is that a live look at most of the people who post here?
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Back in my day, bored ass suburban white kids committing sexual assault didn't film it for the world to see. Unless they were Bam
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“Sexual assault”
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQAyB0SVR0
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Fuck this im calling chris Hansen & the ghille suit cop
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I will never understand how the socio-cultural divide leads certain kids to the mindset of "let's cum in someone's shoe, it'll be funny"
but yeah, nothing about that page surprises me. It's basically the type of shit you'd expect to go on at that type of place.
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“Sexual assault”
i would say ejaculating on someone's property counts as sexual assault, though i'd be curious to hear your argument otherwise
imagine doing this to a woman's property, would you still put it in quotes??
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I'll have to ask my homie who was in the tv show if anything sketch went down
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thats how cariuma was born
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thats how cariuma was born
Waste of good jizz
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoQAyB0SVR0
i laughed for no joke 5 minutes at this
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woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful
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woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful
What's bookings?
Prison/jail?
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thats how cariuma was born
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSmQA4cA6UK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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woodward prepared me for numerous stints in bookings across this great country and for that i’m thankful
What's bookings?
Prison/jail?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ABKOJH4Tsjk
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thats how cariuma was born
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSmQA4cA6UK/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
HAHAHA
should had an abortion
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Piss > Semen
Escalation of force. If someone cums on your shit, you piss on their everything. Sure, the victim could seek monetary compensation. But in capitalism, fines are only a punishment to the lower class. Anyone can create way more piss than they can jizz.
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Caiden and Jaxxon are going to be in huge trouble when Jaiden finds out about his shoes
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I have it on good authority that bored airline pilots make a sport of jizzing in hotel bodywash dispensers. It's part of their culture. My source is a buddy that's been a captain for years and he has friends that get in on the action.
I can't help but feel that airline pilots are just the tip of the hotel bodywash dispenser jizzing iceberg. Eiher way, I stick to those little bars of soap just in case.
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Tonight on Boy Fights...
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Maybe it’s the black in me, but seeing an innocent pair of white AF1’s get defaced by a suburban kid’s nut sauce made me wanna fuck something up!
Also, that account got Woodward looking like Kamp Krusty smh.
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Tonight on Boy Fights...
(https://i.ibb.co/gDnzn6D/87-B89-FFB-36-BF-464-C-BB95-8-BFCAA17-FA0-A.jpg) (https://ibb.co/gDnzn6D)upload photo (https://imgbb.com/)
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Maybe it’s the black in me, but seeing an innocent pair of white AF1’s get defaced by a suburban kid’s nut sauce made me wanna fuck something up!
Also, that account got Woodward looking like Kamp Krusty smh.
you should find solace in the fact that the air force 1s probably belong to another suburban kid just like the culprits
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Good lord, I will never understand the appeal of self-snitching many younger folks have. I guess if you didn't post it no one will know it happened in their eyes. Some sad shit.
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There’s funny pranks, then there’s this kind of mood killing, “fucking gross dude” kind of prank. Like the dude who takes it too far and kills the mood
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You used a bad example as a sample post, I can't be alone in feeling like I committed a crime watching that..
Otherwise that account is pretty good, I like how they play sheckler haha
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I bet not a single one of them can kickflip
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
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if your cabin counselor asks " ever seen a Canadian belt buckle..?" kick him in the nuts.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Having gone to Visalia from 91-93, this wasn't totally out of the ordinary from what I saw go on. In fact, there was one year in which one particularly attractive girl who was going to be a junior in HS was seen pretty regularly in the company of two different over-18 pros at different times over the course of the week.
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Where’s this supposed video of someone nutting on Air Force 1s
What would Kader nut on if he was at Woodward again
I always think about the bunt story where Castrucci downplays Kareem making out with an underage girl and defends statutory rape
Sk7bord boys clubbb
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
dude is a known predator in the east coast and woodward handed out hush money to get the video deleted
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
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Where’s this supposed video of someone nutting on Air Force 1s
What would Kader nut on if he was at Woodward again
I always think about the bunt story where Castrucci downplays Kareem making out with an underage girl and defends statutory rape
Sk7bord boys clubbb
Need to hear that castrucci story
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if your cabin counselor asks " ever seen a Canadian belt buckle..?" kick him in the nuts.
Weird, in Canada it’s known as a Texas belt buckle.
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Where’s this supposed video of someone nutting on Air Force 1s
What would Kader nut on if he was at Woodward again
I always think about the bunt story where Castrucci downplays Kareem making out with an underage girl and defends statutory rape
Sk7bord boys clubbb
you wanna see an underage kid nut in an af1?
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Good lord, I will never understand the appeal of self-snitching many younger folks have. I guess if you didn't post it no one will know it happened in their eyes. Some sad shit.
You say this like it's a bad thing ::)
Can't be too bright if you nut on shoes.
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Where’s this supposed video of someone nutting on Air Force 1s
What would Kader nut on if he was at Woodward again
I always think about the bunt story where Castrucci downplays Kareem making out with an underage girl and defends statutory rape
Sk7bord boys clubbb
Need to hear that castrucci story
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-bunt/id1146650964?i=1000430246502
@ 35:05
@DaveFuck lol I’m guessing it’s just the shoe with nut on it. Even then I don’t need to see underage sauce
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gross. was neal hendrix sniffing it
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Good lord, I will never understand the appeal of self-snitching many younger folks have. I guess if you didn't post it no one will know it happened in their eyes. Some sad shit.
If a shoe gets jizzed on at Woodward and no one posts it on Insta, did it really happen?
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if your cabin counselor asks " ever seen a Canadian belt buckle..?" kick him in the nuts.
Weird, in Canada it’s known as a Texas belt buckle.
We say to apprentices ‘fuck my hernia oh jesus mate can you check it it’s really hurting’
and show them the balls
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What would Kader nut on if he was at Woodward again
gross. was neal hendrix sniffing it
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
OMG! A vans "REP?" I can feel my panties sliding down right now
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
OMG! A vans "REP?" I can feel my panties sliding down right now
If he took them to his van afterwards, I'd give at least a little props. (If they were like 20+years old at least)
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
tommy guerrero you dog
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this new season of camp woodward is spicy
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i would say ejaculating on someone's property counts as sexual assault, though i'd be curious to hear your argument otherwise
imagine doing this to a woman's property, would you still put it in quotes??
I dont think assault applies to clothing you are not wearing - if someone throws or kicks shoes you are not wearing would that be considered assault? Now if you're wearing the shoes at the time of release - well that's a completely different story.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
That is so fucked up, speaking of child predators has anybody beaten down fetty potter? Haven't heard shit abt that pos at all. Anybody?
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
From the mouth of Chadd
https://youtu.be/1vsOLHViPmo
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That’s messed up ASF
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I'll have to ask my homie who was in the tv show if anything sketch went down
I hit up my homie who was on the show and he said "i got my first bj at Woodward but we were both 14"
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
From the mouth of Chadd
https://youtu.be/1vsOLHViPmo
christ chadd, turn off your auto focus and learn how to pronounce testicular.
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Piss > Semen
Escalation of force. If someone cums on your shit, you piss on their everything. Sure, the victim could seek monetary compensation. But in capitalism, fines are only a punishment to the lower class. Anyone can create way more piss than they can jizz.
You sound like you would have thrived at woodward.
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abd
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I think I remember seeing a dvs one but I can't find it
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
He was clearly referring to Salba.
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Piss > Semen
Escalation of force. If someone cums on your shit, you piss on their everything. Sure, the victim could seek monetary compensation. But in capitalism, fines are only a punishment to the lower class. Anyone can create way more piss than they can jizz.
You sound like you would have thrived at woodward.
Nah… These are standard and globally recognized Rules of Engagement. It pays to be familiar with accepted ROE when escalating matters in an active “use of fluids” situation.
Frankly, I’m surprised their aren’t more cum fights at a place called Woodward.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
He was clearly referring to Salba.
Not Chetapads. Think more kilt music. Caught in a female cabin, but pretty sure it was female gymnasts counselor, not a camper. Got caught partying, no pedo ish.
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
He was clearly referring to Salba.
Not Chetapads. Think more kilt music. Caught in a female cabin, but pretty sure it was female gymnasts counselor, not a camper. Got caught partying, no pedo ish.
Melcher? This Richie Jackson friendship makes a lot more sense. I’m not saying Richie Jackson is a nonce, I just wouldn’t be super surprised if he was. (dresses like jimmy saville)
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
Went to PA Woodward in the early 90’s. Lots of this type of shite going on. Sponsored skaters being “asked to leave” after hanging out with underage gymnastics campers.
A certain expro turned musician was the biggest one I heard there at that time? Heard the same rumor for 3 years straight.
He was clearly referring to Salba.
Not Chetapads. Think more kilt music. Caught in a female cabin, but pretty sure it was female gymnasts counselor, not a camper. Got caught partying, no pedo ish.
Hensley!
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I’ve been expecting for years to hear about the big sexual abuse scandal that takes down Woodward. Remember that they started in children’s gymnastics which is literally 100% dominated by pedophiles.
I heard last week one of the skate counselors was caught making out with a 15 year old girl
Woodward has comments off on their recent posts because kids were mobbing them calling the guy out.
ETA: this was at PA Woodward
His name is shawn ganley. I've heard stories of him telling female skaters that he was a vans rep (he was a vans store employee in the mall) among other creep shit
From the mouth of Chadd
https://youtu.be/1vsOLHViPmo
Poor form, Chadd.
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A Gymnastics and Skateboard camp, with a prominent Christian attitude, luring kinds in the middle of nowhere to camp for weeks and being pretty much unsupervised, has a sexual assault scandal? How strange.
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A Gymnastics and Skateboard camp, with a prominent Christian attitude, luring kinds in the middle of nowhere to camp for weeks and being pretty much unsupervised, has a sexual assault scandal? How strange.
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