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Title: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 09, 2021, 07:49:16 AM
I know there have been many threads and articles about the laterality or genetic predisposition to natural stance and Leandre, but every time I see this guy skate it blows my mind. If humans have a genetic predisposition towards a particular board stance, it's almost like he has either altered or modified that predisposition or that he possibly has a separate genetic predisposition for skating transition and flatground.

Even the best switch skaters have their tells, and Leandre has his as well. If there were no tells to a natural predisposition for him you could say he was a truly stanceless skater, but when he skates up the transition wall regular it is clear he is not as naturally predisposed, and vice versa on street. Slap scientists need to get on this ASAP. These are just a couple examples that freak me out:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRAXELRHiiG/
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Yu Dum on October 09, 2021, 07:55:46 AM
He certainly has the talent, but he will forever be wack as fuck for a multitude of reasons I have no interest in listing off.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: layzieyez on October 09, 2021, 07:58:56 AM
He certainly has the talent, but he will forever be wack as fuck for a multitude of reasons I have no interest in listing off.
Agreed. He is not relevant to my interests. Tiago is a GOAT. This guy is not.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: warmonke on October 09, 2021, 08:10:27 AM
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Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Sila on October 09, 2021, 08:32:26 AM
He looked good in that Supra/Greco video.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: flippy lippy on October 09, 2021, 08:39:40 AM
He's had 2 tries at that redbull contest and still can't even finish a run
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on October 09, 2021, 08:43:21 AM
most lines dont need one frontside tailslide let alone two, regardless of stance
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 09, 2021, 08:43:33 AM
He's had 2 tries at that redbull contest and still can't even finish a run

But who else could equally fail two runs in switch or regular?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: KUberry on October 09, 2021, 09:13:45 AM
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He's had 2 tries at that redbull contest and still can't even finish a run
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But who else could equally fail two runs in switch or regular?

He got (a) run this time. It just sucked compared to all other runs.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Síota on October 09, 2021, 09:15:41 AM
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He certainly has the talent, but he will forever be wack as fuck for a multitude of reasons I have no interest in listing off.
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Agreed. He is not relevant to my interests. Ishod is a GOAT. This guy is not.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on October 09, 2021, 09:43:23 AM
Dudes not even in the top 30 best switch skaters of all time.
This thread should be about Durao or Peacock
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 09, 2021, 10:31:35 AM
Leandre Sanders is a kook and I am ignoring him
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Vomit Lust on October 09, 2021, 10:42:09 AM
I thought he was pretty sick at first too. But then Berra happened and he got more coverage and it became apparent that he’s not that rad outside a skatepark. Kinda the worst case scenario of the whackest shit modern skating has to offer. Lame sponsors, only skates parks, IG over real parts, and awful taste.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sus on October 09, 2021, 10:42:26 AM
Dudes not even in the top 30 best switch skaters of all time.
This thread should be about Durao or Peacock
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 09, 2021, 11:02:45 AM
I'm not arguing that he is the greatest switch skater, I am just fascinated by the way his stance naturally changes between street and transition. There is no other skater that I know of that has that natural shift and I am interested in how.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 09, 2021, 11:04:56 AM
He is a gimp

Move on
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Easy Slider on October 09, 2021, 11:27:03 AM
Just trying to be on page 1 of a thread that's certainly going to be a classic.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: shannamal on October 09, 2021, 11:29:03 AM
who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Dooky-shoes on October 09, 2021, 11:56:17 AM
Seems like you are predisposed to have a predisposition about his predisposed stance or his predisposition to follow the ways of predisposed natural riding direction.
My predisposition is that he is predisposed to choke on berras dick and disappear into obscurity.


Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 09, 2021, 12:07:19 PM
My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: S. on October 09, 2021, 12:42:40 PM
My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse

I do that too!

I snowboarded first and when I started to skate it just felt better to roll with the other foot forward. I do not have a lot of switch tricks, but for what it’s worth I am great at pushing around switch.

 It just seems like Leander has two different stances for street and transition. It is not that he has no stance. As was already pointed out above Thiago or AVE are way better at skating switch in the Street.

I am not from LA, nor am I even American so I wonder why so many people seem to hate The Venice Beach park and its locals. Apart from Leandre‘s Berrics association he seems like an OK guy whenever I see a clip about him. I don‘t really get the hate.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: bongboarder420 on October 09, 2021, 12:46:33 PM
who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules

tanner burzinski. he skates transition regs and street goofy.

http://www.instagram.com/p/CGBoDf7FP2w/?utm_medium=copy_link

http://www.instagram.com/p/CK7aDx-lTuh/?utm_medium=copy_link
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: TheDingus on October 09, 2021, 12:59:31 PM
Too bad leandre didn’t pay more attention to what happened to Cody cepeda when Berra got to him. Gassed him up and then he went no where. Same shits gonna happen to leandre.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 09, 2021, 01:06:31 PM
More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: frontfootimpossible on October 09, 2021, 01:33:51 PM
I'm not arguing that he is the greatest switch skater, I am just fascinated by the way his stance naturally changes between street and transition. There is no other skater that I know of that has that natural shift and I am interested in how.

Many people prefer to skate some features regular or goofy without thinking of it as switch. A few also surf or snowboard the opposite stance they skate such as jed anderson.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: $$LESH on October 09, 2021, 01:34:06 PM
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who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules
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tanner burzinski. he skates transition regs and street goofy.

http://www.instagram.com/p/CGBoDf7FP2w/?utm_medium=copy_link

http://www.instagram.com/p/CK7aDx-lTuh/?utm_medium=copy_link

goddamn he rules
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: boi-cuzudo on October 09, 2021, 01:36:31 PM
More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense

Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 09, 2021, 01:38:30 PM
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who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules
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tanner burzinski. he skates transition regs and street goofy.

http://www.instagram.com/p/CGBoDf7FP2w/?utm_medium=copy_link

http://www.instagram.com/p/CK7aDx-lTuh/?utm_medium=copy_link

Wow I didn't know there were more case studies. Thanks for the enlightenment, friend.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: GoneWithTheSchwinn on October 09, 2021, 01:40:41 PM
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More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense
[close]

Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?

How do magnets work?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: quackquack on October 09, 2021, 02:08:09 PM
More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense

Annatto was a new ingredient to American cheese mongers and they used it as a mechanism to distinguish their cheese.

I dunno if you are American (in which case you already know) but not all cheese is orange over here. It's specifically the Cheddar.


More on topic, I thought there was already an `Unpopular Opinion` thread?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Tear Up a Trick on October 09, 2021, 02:24:02 PM
I haven't paid that much attention to him, and I also haven't paid attention to the reasons people don't like him (shoes is one I'm guessing), but I have paid attention to Jim Greco, and the Greco factor tempers the temperature for me for sure.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: conqueso on October 09, 2021, 03:03:03 PM
why is my pee orange?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 09, 2021, 03:10:51 PM
why is my pee orange?

Because it’s con queso.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: whorific on October 09, 2021, 04:01:09 PM
He looked good in that Supra/Greco video.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 09, 2021, 04:14:49 PM
I’d be one happy boy if this thread turned into a Jim Greco shoe speculation.

Will he get on a brand?

Will he rock black leather filas un ironically

Did Ellington give him a pair of li-ing to try? Is he cooking up a 80s jumpsuit greco?? If greco stops skating I also quit
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 09, 2021, 04:16:53 PM
Will Jim greco get a new shoe sponsor?

Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 09, 2021, 04:36:29 PM
I started this thread in the spirit of scientific progress and I will not let you turn this into some industry news whorefest.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: companguero on October 09, 2021, 04:52:32 PM
That tanner burzinski guy, Leandre, dylan jaeb...
these are the indigo children we were warned about.

The age of Aquarius is upon us.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on October 09, 2021, 05:19:19 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/


Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: shannamal on October 09, 2021, 06:46:24 PM
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who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules
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tanner burzinski. he skates transition regs and street goofy.

http://www.instagram.com/p/CGBoDf7FP2w/?utm_medium=copy_link

http://www.instagram.com/p/CK7aDx-lTuh/?utm_medium=copy_link

that's the one. fuck man, he rips
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Red Eyed Swimmer on October 09, 2021, 06:57:54 PM
why is my pee orange?
drink some water
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Gab on October 09, 2021, 07:07:58 PM
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why is my pee orange?
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drink some water

Thought it was that annato
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Wizard Fight on October 09, 2021, 07:19:09 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/

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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?

Came here to mention she commented too, the fuck haha
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: veritas on October 09, 2021, 08:56:48 PM
Greco should get back on Vans, he wears those hipster that live in a warehouse pants so they really don't have a choice

Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: IpathCats on October 09, 2021, 09:45:39 PM
.....Nah
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: bigbevev on October 09, 2021, 09:46:15 PM
He’s lame, not much else to be said.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Vomit Lust on October 09, 2021, 10:17:56 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/

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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Came here to mention she commented too, the fuck haha

She had to have gotten paid for that, right? Like that Cameo shit.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: NoComply180 on October 09, 2021, 10:38:14 PM
To quote myself regarding cariuma and this guy:

I hope Leandre sanders has something happen to him so that he isn’t ambidextrous anymore, he loses his stupid novelty career, and has to get a job. Actually, I wish that for everyone associated with this fetid cumstain of a company
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Lou Strux on October 10, 2021, 02:05:49 AM
Will Jim greco get a new shoe sponsor?
Why he need a sponsor? Greco is a full on cordwainer now; he can make his own goddamned loafers out of fine Corinthian leather if he wants, he don’t need any shoe sponsors.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: S. on October 10, 2021, 02:20:35 AM
To quote myself regarding cariuma and this guy:

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I hope Leandre sanders has something happen to him so that he isn’t ambidextrous anymore, he loses his stupid novelty career, and has to get a job. Actually, I wish that for everyone associated with this fetid cumstain of a company
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Why are you so emotionally invested with a shoe brand?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: BALAKOV on October 10, 2021, 02:35:40 AM
he calls himself skategoat, think about it...
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: JimGeko on October 10, 2021, 02:40:05 AM
Leandre Sanders is cringe and scientology isn't ignoring him
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Shuh on October 10, 2021, 03:43:11 AM
I started this thread in the spirit of scientific progress and I will not let you turn this into some industry news whorefest.

Then skategoat is a bad example of scientific progress, his BATB was sloppy. Why not ask about Ishod or Koston?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: matty_c on October 10, 2021, 03:54:42 AM
I dunno what all of your experiences with goats are but deadset they cool as, goofy even
Turn you back and they body you

Tanners sick tho
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Diamond_Dallas_Pudge on October 10, 2021, 04:01:39 AM
Oh my God did he just...pop a fakie 180 back to his regular foot stance???? I think immm going insannneeeee

He truly is SKATEGOAT.

Fuck you and anybody skating in those cariumas.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Fraserjamesjollyjamieson on October 10, 2021, 04:08:23 AM
I'm not arguing that he is the greatest switch skater, I am just fascinated by the way his stance naturally changes between street and transition. There is no other skater that I know of that has that natural shift and I am interested in how.

That dude mark suciu skated with a few posts back is the same skates transition regular street goofy, also loads of people I know learned to drop in switch first etc think it’s a more common thing than this is being made out to be
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: toe_knee on October 10, 2021, 04:08:36 AM
You could have all the talent in the world, but without some clout it doesn’t matter.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cucktard on October 10, 2021, 04:09:49 AM
Oh my God did he just...pop a fakie 180 back to his regular foot stance???? I think immm going insannneeeee

Just wondering, why did you emphasize the one silent letter in the word?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: warmonke on October 10, 2021, 04:24:36 AM
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I'm not arguing that he is the greatest switch skater, I am just fascinated by the way his stance naturally changes between street and transition. There is no other skater that I know of that has that natural shift and I am interested in how.
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That dude mark suciu skated with a few posts back is the same skates transition regular street goofy, also loads of people I know learned to drop in switch first etc think it’s a more common thing than this is being made out to be
Only difference is Tanner doesn't suck
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Prostate Exam on October 10, 2021, 04:46:19 AM
I started this thread in the spirit of scientological progress and I will not let you turn this into some industry news whorefest.


fixed it for you
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Rune Spliffberg on October 10, 2021, 05:53:18 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/

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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Came here to mention she commented too, the fuck haha

YOu haven't heard?? Gwenyth is producing Skategoat the Movie documenting Leandre's explosive and unprecedented rise to now world renowned professional skateboarder representing such prolific and well established skate brands like Cariuma and Bryte, all while simultaneously dominating the luxury apparel scene with the esteemed brand Mamaskate!
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: eranka on October 10, 2021, 06:00:22 AM
I have a friend who skates regular but bombs hills goofy. ive bombed some massive hills with him and i trip about it all the time.
from skating with my friend i really do think hes goofy but learned the 'wrong' stance early on and got comfortable, you can definitely tell his style is kinda switch looking but really comfortable. Leandre might be the same, its not like there arent any skaters out there ripping both in their natural stance and switch.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 10, 2021, 06:28:48 AM
To quote myself regarding cariuma and this guy:

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I hope Leandre sanders has something happen to him so that he isn’t ambidextrous anymore, he loses his stupid novelty career, and has to get a job. Actually, I wish that for everyone associated with this fetid cumstain of a company
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Damn dude, he’s not my cup of tea either but I don’t want his life to be ruined. 
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 10, 2021, 06:37:49 AM
I think it was true
it was people like you
that crucified Christ.

I think it is sad
the opinion you had
was the only one voiced.

-Geezer Butler
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: JANUS on October 10, 2021, 06:59:48 AM
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!


There are literally tens of us.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: DaleSr on October 10, 2021, 07:23:12 AM
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

I snowboarded first and when I started to skate it just felt better to roll with the other foot forward. I do not have a lot of switch tricks, but for what it’s worth I am great at pushing around switch.

 It just seems like Leander has two different stances for street and transition. It is not that he has no stance. As was already pointed out above Thiago or AVE are way better at skating switch in the Street.

I am not from LA, nor am I even American so I wonder why so many people seem to hate The Venice Beach park and its locals. Apart from Leandre‘s Berrics association he seems like an OK guy whenever I see a clip about him. I don‘t really get the hate.


People don't like Venice park or its locals because the vibe is if every single benihana fly out kid from your local all traveled there to see who could benihana highest. Combine that with just sketchy Venice people and tourists asking if they can film your stunts, you got a recipe for a lame scene.

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More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense
[close]

Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?

Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Reed Richards on October 10, 2021, 08:02:05 AM
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Leandre got on Deathwish fully via Greco and soaks up game from him, Ellington, Foy, Kirby, Pedro Delfino, etc.  Instead of being a Berra shill and fancy bowl troll, he has a more palatable career without the gimmicks.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: TastyBurrito on October 10, 2021, 08:07:43 AM
Somewhere in an alternate universe, Leandre got on Deathwish fully via Greco and soaks up game from him, Ellington, Foy, Kirby, Pedro Delfino, etc.  Instead of being a Berra shill and fancy bowl troll, he has a more palatable career without the gimmicks.

And in that universe, not needing the gimmicks, he tells his girlfriend, Mamaskate, not to price her pants at $1400.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: newspaperparty on October 10, 2021, 08:45:29 AM
If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesn’t register. Applies here, i see nothing
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Reed Richards on October 10, 2021, 08:47:30 AM
If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesn’t register. Applies here, i see nothing
Damn you're gonna miss out on a ton of Adrianne Sloboh clips then.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 10, 2021, 08:51:10 AM
Why is an yellow curb yellow?

To designate a loading zone
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Eskorbut0 on October 10, 2021, 09:04:22 AM
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Easy Slider on October 10, 2021, 09:19:44 AM

Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept

I almost posted that line earlier today! Such a great track. Now sorry if I come across picky but the actual quote is "why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept".

I can even be more picky: Judas actually ratted to the Sanhedrin (Jewish council/court) who then proceeded to arrest Jesus with the temple guard and only later on brought him to the Romans because they did not have the authority to hand down death sentences.






Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: flippy lippy on October 10, 2021, 10:29:53 AM
A moment of silence befell the congregation as Judas dangled in the air. Pointing his Kanoa Tri-Plane toward the painted ceiling, Judas grabbed melon, and the roar of rattling thunder returned to the ramp, and Jesus watched upon his re-entry. "Fuck." Jesus whispered, "that was bio." And it was so.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 10, 2021, 10:40:25 AM
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

Gotta agree here.

It’s not like this dude is using his gimmick to give us amazing tricks and dope lines. He just skates around the bowl and does switch flips and 360s. Pass.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: layzieyez on October 10, 2021, 10:42:30 AM
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If someone does a trick in cariumas, i didnt see it. No relevance, my brain doesn’t register. Applies here, i see nothing
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Damn you're gonna miss out on a ton of Adrianne Sloboh clips then.
She should get different shoes. I ain't digging it either.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 10, 2021, 03:40:43 PM
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: DCLOVE on October 10, 2021, 06:03:49 PM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyp2hrADBt/

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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?

Nahh her kid skates or something I’ve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume it’s market research to sell shit for goop.
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Post by: DCLOVE on October 10, 2021, 06:05:23 PM
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

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There are literally tens of us.

I too occupy this category. Being able to do switch back 3s is cool tho. Lord knows they ain’t coming to me on a skateboard anytime soon.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Hinna on October 10, 2021, 07:58:10 PM
This thread has been brought to you by iCarumba
shit is embarrassing
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: burm on October 10, 2021, 09:28:46 PM
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Nahh her kid skates or something I’ve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume it’s market research to sell shit for goop.
Can you imagine the skate products they will sell on Goop? Because I sure can’t. Wheels made of jade?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Sold Out on October 10, 2021, 10:05:03 PM
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?

If you scroll down a few of his posts. There's a screen grab of him talking to her of FaceTime. Her and Steve Berra are tagged... #SkateGoatTheMovie
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: RikiTakeuchi on October 11, 2021, 12:19:32 AM
100% kook with an ego that doesn't match his skill. Gimmick skater at best, culture vulture at worst.
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Post by: burm on October 11, 2021, 12:53:24 AM
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Bruh Gwenyth Paltrow commented on this vid. How would he have come to her attention?? Possible Scientology connection?
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Nahh her kid skates or something I’ve seen her post on a couple random accounts. I assume it’s market research to sell shit for goop.
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Can you imagine the skate products they will sell on Goop? Because I sure can’t. Wheels made of jade?

Crystal bearings? Grounding bolts? Antibacterial silver mallgrab handles?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: falcon stomp on October 11, 2021, 01:41:35 AM
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so it’s weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: JANUS on October 11, 2021, 04:57:27 AM
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so it’s weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth

(https://i.redd.it/nox2oy1q78z31.jpg)
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 05:07:18 AM
I gotta bud who skates goofy and surfs regular, he skates like a surfer too so it’s weird, I wonder
If Leandre was the first and only person you seen skate you would be the same and stance is a myth

If to be "seen" is to use his genetic profile and create a stanceless Adam that would make all stance-oriented skaters obsolete, then yes.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 05:07:37 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?

curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 05:12:04 AM
This whole stanceless shit is garbage it’s more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

The stance less argument is really dumb especially when the example is someone who isn’t even a top 100 skater.

Can he even air out of a vert ramp? He’s clearly no pj Ladd tech guy or Chris Jolsin jumper. He can’t skate vert like Colin or mega like bob. Why is this dude praised so hard I can’t figure it out if it wasn’t for social media no one would know this guy
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 05:52:20 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?

I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 06:09:21 AM
Scrolling down the past page I noticed references to Jesus, Judas, the “Lord”, Gwyneth Paltrow and Skatemama.  Literally the five best people to ever live.  I think this speaks to skategoat’s inherent greatness.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 06:09:32 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.

What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 06:14:54 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
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What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn

The brain is involved, but I think it is more deeply ingrained. If you could test brain activity according to one's own proclivity to natural stance that would be useful, but I think for Leandre it is set at a genetic level.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 06:20:09 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
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What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn

Sinner gets by pretty good.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 06:24:13 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
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What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn
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The brain is involved, but I think it is more deeply ingrained. If you could test brain activity according to one's own proclivity to natural stance that would be useful, but I think for Leandre it is set at a genetic level.

So it’s in his dna to never try a regular stance big flip until a game of skate at the berrics??

What about Sam Baptista? He played himself in a game of skate and won switch and put out multiple full switch parts. So glad he never claimed “stanceless”
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 06:24:50 AM
This whole stanceless shit is garbage it’s more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

The stance less argument is really dumb especially when the example is someone who isn’t even a top 100 skater.

Can he even air out of a vert ramp? He’s clearly no pj Ladd tech guy or Chris Jolsin jumper. He can’t skate vert like Colin or mega like bob. Why is this dude praised so hard I can’t figure it out if it wasn’t for social media no one would know this guy

How does Slap conflate its hatred for Everything Berra with a 67 page Battle at the Berrics thread? Shame on you hypocrites. Everyone posting in that thread is a Berra shill. And for what? A game of S.K.A.T.E.? That's money in his pockets, you fools.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 06:26:02 AM
I remember threads on here with people arguing that Sammy is goofy but claims regular etc. that was so much more enlightening than this Steve Berra dis information
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 06:27:18 AM
Steve Berra wants to turn skateboarding into professional wrestling change my mind
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 06:29:15 AM
That’s why he is bringing in all the celebrities

Like fuck jack black why would I want to see him mall grab a dog town board that guy is a walking acdc shirt from wal mart. I hope dog town sues the shit out of him
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 07:15:15 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
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What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn
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The brain is involved, but I think it is more deeply ingrained. If you could test brain activity according to one's own proclivity to natural stance that would be useful, but I think for Leandre it is set at a genetic level.
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So it’s in his dna to never try a regular stance big flip until a game of skate at the berrics??

What about Sam Baptista? He played himself in a game of skate and won switch and put out multiple full switch parts. So glad he never claimed “stanceless”

I think for Sammy he developed super technical switch tricks at a young age as a skill but his natural essence is still detectable. For Leandre, I don't think it is a developed skill.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 11, 2021, 07:18:45 AM
He’s a good skater but not the GOAT is all I have to say about this fellow
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Post by: QixHexagon on October 11, 2021, 07:47:58 AM
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who's that dude that suciu was skating with the other day? that skates transition goofy but street regular? he rules
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tanner burzinski. he skates transition regs and street goofy.

I had a friend who was like that, but the other way around (transition goofy, street regular).

According to him, he learned to skate regular in a skatepark in his town. Eventually, his left shoe worn off too much to even ollie; as he had no money to buy another pair, he started skating goofy and got pretty good at it.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: mushroom slice on October 11, 2021, 08:01:12 AM
How to figure out stance.
Find the biggest hill you can and bomb it. Whatever way is less scary is your stance.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: jgonzalez on October 11, 2021, 09:34:11 AM
Problem is nobody will dissect his genetics so how can this conversation really continue other than reaffirming OP’s guess that there’s something special about leandre genetically

Might be true there’s something about his genetic makeup that helps him skate but also who cares if his kits suck and who he rolls with sucks and at this point everything he stands for is wack

Good for you if you think berries coriyuma bright is cool (if anyone does) but I’m not gonna hop on this Scientology eugenics bandwagon lol
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 09:45:03 AM
You all have cast many aspersions in some sort of sick attempt at turning Leandre into Berra's whipping boy, but of the great multitude of Slappers out there, is there but one amongst you with the courage to speak out against such ignorance and be-foolery? If not, save you comments for the BATB12 thread, please.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 11, 2021, 09:58:33 AM
Mannnnn shut yo bitch ass up skapegoat is a kook and so are you
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Post by: Mike Oxwelling on October 11, 2021, 10:10:12 AM
When you call yourself the GOAT and you're not Muhammad Ali you suffer the consequences. 
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 10:14:11 AM
Mannnnn shut yo bitch ass up skapegoat is a kook and so are you

Right here, you Berra shill cucktard:

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=117288.1980
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Theme For A Jackal on October 11, 2021, 10:14:48 AM
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Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too
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It's not a conscious decision to change stances. It is a completely natural shift for him. I propose that if Slap geneticists are able isolate this genetic mutation, we could perhaps bio engineer a truly stanceless skater in the future. We could create armies of clones and train them from a young age to perform miraculous stunts for our own entertainment. Why are you assholes so hung up on his shoes?
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curious how u could prove that it’s a sub conscious decision….

 Is there some sort of double blind study using timers and obstacle illusions to test his reflexes or something?
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I'm not sure it is sub conscious. I think it is outside the mind.
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What is dat? People can think without brains??? Wow im really behind everyone else damn
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The brain is involved, but I think it is more deeply ingrained. If you could test brain activity according to one's own proclivity to natural stance that would be useful, but I think for Leandre it is set at a genetic level.

You do know what 'subconscious' means, right?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Abyss1 on October 11, 2021, 10:17:33 AM
I like switch skating just as much as any skater but always found it annoying when someone or people always point out switch skating. 

I myself only put effort into switch tricks to only make my shoes last longer

Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: dr.prestige on October 11, 2021, 10:51:27 AM
This whole stanceless shit is garbage it’s more Steve Berra confusion. Someone needs to dose this man out just put a ton of liquid acid in his coffee or something he has to stop.

The stance less argument is really dumb especially when the example is someone who isn’t even a top 100 skater.

Can he even air out of a vert ramp? He’s clearly no pj Ladd tech guy or Chris Jolsin jumper. He can’t skate vert like Colin or mega like bob. Why is this dude praised so hard I can’t figure it out if it wasn’t for social media no one would know this guy

but dude he can footplant that palm tree at Venice park that means he's a goat
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: rawr1922 on October 11, 2021, 11:04:12 AM
Dylan Jaeb > skategoat
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: companguero on October 11, 2021, 11:13:41 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6qWmT5rG/Leandre-Sanders-Red-Bull-S-LUS-2021-Entry.gif)

there's something very soothing about the subtle forward twist in the knees and re-orientation of his shoulders after he hits the apex that makes this "trick" look perfect to me.

If his image is as malleable as we've seen, maybe Rodney can whisper something in heshed tones to make him focus on tranny for the rest of his career.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: dannyprovolone on October 11, 2021, 11:22:43 AM
Not a trick and blue grip tape
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: lemonchicken91 on October 11, 2021, 11:31:16 AM
imo skate goat is actually sick.

But I agree with some of the criticisms.

Sometimes the quickest sponsors aren't the way to go but I understand that is different when you are hungry.

Get this guy in a van with gravette and at the very least get some green griptape.

Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 11, 2021, 11:33:57 AM
The Charlie sheen shirt has pushed me to the very edge. I hope his pro shoe has light up soles and is a Pokémon collab available at Walmart.

Maybe jack black will show up to the la Walmart as a guest wal mart associate.

The YouTube title page video will read: le Andre sanders pro shoe release surprise pizza party with jack black!!!
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Style Police on October 11, 2021, 12:00:10 PM
Sick skater but he committed career suicide with his sponsor choices.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 11, 2021, 12:02:30 PM
Watched his Solus last night and I wish I hadn’t.

@sizzle chest, can you tell me, are his style and trick selection garbage at the genetic level or is that learnt behaviour
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: layzieyez on October 11, 2021, 12:07:08 PM
If he does the loop switch, I'll eat my words. Until then, everything he's done has been unimpressive regardless of which way he is standing.

Even the differently abled skaters are pushing the limits of their abilities more than this so called skate goat.

Maybe gimmick goat would be a more appropriate name for his skateboarding title.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 12:15:58 PM
If he does the loop switch, I'll eat my words. Until then, everything he's done has been unimpressive regardless of which way he is standing.

Even the differently abled skaters are pushing the limits of their abilities more than this so called skate goat.

Maybe gimmick goat would be a more appropriate name for his skateboarding title.

Didn't Bob do the loop switch already?

Bob was the best switch vert skater, but it was obvious he learned to skate switch as a skill. When Leandre skates a bowl goofy he is skating natural. When he skates flat it is obvious he is regular. He has two stances. It's not that he is stanceless. It would be crazy if Bob skated street goofy and it was super natural. Maybe Leandre has not focused or pushed himself to the limit, but I have not seen another skater with that clear of a natural polarity shift. Maybe there are more but he stands out as a real life mutant. He is a freak of nature at the very least and could be labeled "super human" in this context.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: layzieyez on October 11, 2021, 12:45:08 PM
Bob didn't learn to skate vert switch he PIONEERED switch vert skating.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Abyss1 on October 11, 2021, 12:52:00 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/6qWmT5rG/Leandre-Sanders-Red-Bull-S-LUS-2021-Entry.gif)

there's something very soothing about the subtle forward twist in the knees and re-orientation of his shoulders after he hits the apex that makes this "trick" look perfect to me.

If his image is as malleable as we've seen, maybe Rodney can whisper something in heshed tones to make him focus on tranny for the rest of his career.

The worst part is when he got off his board and walked over to do his next trick 
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 11, 2021, 01:36:58 PM
If he does the loop switch, I'll eat my words. Until then, everything he's done has been unimpressive regardless of which way he is standing.

Even the differently abled skaters are pushing the limits of their abilities more than this so called skate goat.

Maybe gimmick goat would be a more appropriate name for his skateboarding title.

How about Dan Mancina with his whole “blind” schtick?  Like I’ve always said, he should drop that whole gimmick and just skate.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: DaleSr on October 11, 2021, 03:03:59 PM
Bob didn't learn to skate vert switch he PIONEERED switch vert skating.

Seriously. The man set the standard
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Post by: shannamal on October 11, 2021, 06:22:00 PM
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

I snowboarded first and when I started to skate it just felt better to roll with the other foot forward. I do not have a lot of switch tricks, but for what it’s worth I am great at pushing around switch.

 It just seems like Leander has two different stances for street and transition. It is not that he has no stance. As was already pointed out above Thiago or AVE are way better at skating switch in the Street.

I am not from LA, nor am I even American so I wonder why so many people seem to hate The Venice Beach park and its locals. Apart from Leandre‘s Berrics association he seems like an OK guy whenever I see a clip about him. I don‘t really get the hate.
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People don't like Venice park or its locals because the vibe is if every single benihana fly out kid from your local all traveled there to see who could benihana highest. Combine that with just sketchy Venice people and tourists asking if they can film your stunts, you got a recipe for a lame scene.

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More importantly, why is cheese orange in America? The rest of the world eats yellow cheese, why have Americans decided cheese should be orange? It makes no sense
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Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?
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Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept

are we doing mountain goats lyrics now
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Post by: Vomit Lust on October 11, 2021, 06:53:52 PM
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there's something very soothing about the subtle forward twist in the knees and re-orientation of his shoulders after he hits the apex that makes this "trick" look perfect to me.

If his image is as malleable as we've seen, maybe Rodney can whisper something in heshed tones to make him focus on tranny for the rest of his career.
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The worst part is when he got off his board and walked over to do his next trick

Seriously. What the fuck is up with that? Running around a skate park like he’s only got 45 seconds.
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Post by: Hinna on October 11, 2021, 07:09:43 PM
lock this thread and ban op
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Post by: DaleSr on October 11, 2021, 07:10:31 PM
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My friend snowboards goofy and skates regular.

Some transition tricks are easier for him switch like blunts or frontside 360.

Steve ruined sanders career before it started. Scientology is a curse
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I do that too!

I snowboarded first and when I started to skate it just felt better to roll with the other foot forward. I do not have a lot of switch tricks, but for what it’s worth I am great at pushing around switch.

 It just seems like Leander has two different stances for street and transition. It is not that he has no stance. As was already pointed out above Thiago or AVE are way better at skating switch in the Street.

I am not from LA, nor am I even American so I wonder why so many people seem to hate The Venice Beach park and its locals. Apart from Leandre‘s Berrics association he seems like an OK guy whenever I see a clip about him. I don‘t really get the hate.
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People don't like Venice park or its locals because the vibe is if every single benihana fly out kid from your local all traveled there to see who could benihana highest. Combine that with just sketchy Venice people and tourists asking if they can film your stunts, you got a recipe for a lame scene.

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Why is an yellow curb yellow? Why is the sky blue?
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Why is the sky blue
Why is water wet
Why did Judas grab the Romans while Jesus slept
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are we doing mountain goats lyrics now

I like throwing rocks at dogs and i like smoking crystal m-
Ah shit I'm doing Andrew Jackson jihad lyrics fuck
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 11, 2021, 08:13:24 PM
lock this thread and ban op

Fuck you, bitch.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a clown and skateboarding should ignore him
Post by: BALARGUE on October 12, 2021, 02:24:18 AM
he's definitely not good enough at skateboarding to be considered superhuman... or to name himself skategoat or to have a movie about his life. Nobody cares, except shitty sponsors and beach tourists.
We all are genetic abnormalities btw

funny how the post annoucing his new "pro" boards has comments disabled

I don't get why OP would lick his balls like that
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Mariatorresflores on October 12, 2021, 06:35:33 AM
lock this thread and ban op

2nd'd
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 07:32:00 AM
What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on October 12, 2021, 07:36:05 AM
Does he appear as some all-powerful Xenu before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on October 12, 2021, 07:49:30 AM

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.

It's a misnomer by every sense of the meaning.   It's the equivalent of Danny Gonzalez calling himself the next Gonz.   There are so many ways to create your own exit strategy out of skateboarding.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 12, 2021, 08:05:51 AM
The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time".

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/168/794/d1d.gif)
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: urbneathme on October 12, 2021, 10:35:17 AM
you guys are being pretty disrespectful to the #gonzvibes
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: dr.prestige on October 12, 2021, 11:20:24 AM
you guys are being pretty disrespectful to the #gonzvibes

David Gonzalez is a great skater but seeing him post that hashtag on his posts make me want to break into his house and steal his SOTY trophy
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Lou Strux on October 12, 2021, 12:24:44 PM
Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
You done fucked up now. You know that, don’t you?!?
https://youtu.be/6V1YmiT8qKg
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 12, 2021, 12:31:03 PM
Greco should get back on Vans, he wears those hipster that live in a warehouse pants so they really don't have a choice

I wish I lived in a warehouse.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: fs1/2cab on October 12, 2021, 12:46:16 PM
What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.

Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 01:07:54 PM
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.

I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cilantro on October 12, 2021, 04:13:55 PM
Switching stances like that is kinda ugly to me. I like how it looks different to skate switch. And skating tranny switch is weak too

Cool username. Eskorbuto rules

Edit: leandre does not
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 04:54:29 PM
Me: Leandre is a potential anomaly that can help us understand and shape human's perception of "stance".

Slap:
https://youtu.be/vzWZ65pcGxM
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: DaleSr on October 12, 2021, 05:17:09 PM
Me: Leandre is a potential anomaly that can help us understand and shape human's perception of "stance".

Slap: https://youtu.be/vzWZ65pcGxM

Science could study my genitals as I'm a torsion and priapism survivor, but you don't see sexy scientists with microscopes lining up around the block to study me
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 05:20:06 PM
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Me: Leandre is a potential anomaly that can help us understand and shape human's perception of "stance".

Slap: https://youtu.be/vzWZ65pcGxM
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Science could study my genitals as I'm a torsion and priapism survivor, but you don't see sexy scientists with microscopes lining up around the block to study me

What happened?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: chrisskates808 on October 12, 2021, 07:19:51 PM
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He certainly has the talent, but he will forever be wack as fuck for a multitude of reasons I have no interest in listing off.
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Agreed. He is not relevant to my interests. Tiago is a GOAT. This guy is not.

Tiago > skategoat
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: DaleSr on October 12, 2021, 07:40:21 PM
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Me: Leandre is a potential anomaly that can help us understand and shape human's perception of "stance".

Slap: https://youtu.be/vzWZ65pcGxM
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Science could study my genitals as I'm a torsion and priapism survivor, but you don't see sexy scientists with microscopes lining up around the block to study me
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What happened?

Google it. Both just happened. No explanation for why
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 07:46:46 PM
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Me: Leandre is a potential anomaly that can help us understand and shape human's perception of "stance".

Slap: https://youtu.be/vzWZ65pcGxM
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Science could study my genitals as I'm a torsion and priapism survivor, but you don't see sexy scientists with microscopes lining up around the block to study me
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What happened?
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Google it. Both just happened. No explanation for why

Damn, dude. You're the cockgoat.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: everythingisgreat on October 12, 2021, 07:52:09 PM
What tricks does he have goofy and what tricks does he have regular?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Logic on October 12, 2021, 07:59:12 PM
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.

I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 08:25:16 PM
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
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I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.

This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 08:38:19 PM
Me: I found skate Jesus.

Slap: Yeah, well maybe if he does the crucifix switch I will believe it.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: EdLawndale on October 12, 2021, 08:44:02 PM
This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Logic on October 12, 2021, 08:53:28 PM
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
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I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.
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This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.

Lol you some sort of sport's scientist or just a run of the mill poe?

Since you fancy science so much though, what exactly is it about skating transition that makes it fundamentally different to street that he must switch stances to do it comfortably?

On top of that, can it be ruled out entirely that he didn't just get comfortable skating transition switch to the point it became normal to him?

These are just some questions actual researchers would ask regarding this, with the latter question being indicative of whether it was an acquired or inherit skill.

Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 08:55:11 PM
This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."

omg Ed I love jb4
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 12, 2021, 08:55:51 PM
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What is it that I say that compels you to call for my censorship and expulsion? Does the thought of a superhuman skater amongst us bring out some deep-seated ill feelings towards your own mortality? Does he appear as some all-powerful Zeus before you? When you think about death do you lose your breath or do you keep your cool?

The name skategoat, as outrageous as it may be, is actually a bit of a misnomer. To be the G.O.A.T. you have to exist within the framework of "time". The gods are able to see through the illusion of time and Leandre may well have this capability. Is your mind so small that you have to fall in with the pack wherever they run? Open your eyes, just realize that he is the one.
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Please don't do Black Sabbath that dirty if you have to steal their lyrics to express your standpoint.

Leandre is good at skating switch and regular, that's it.

Superhuman is more a expression you can use to describe Bob Burnquist for example.
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I cited Geezer directly previously. I'll include a long list of footnotes if that is required. I believe they apply to this scenario.

Leandre has two natural stances.

Bob is a super talented vert PIONEER with one natural stance.
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I would think Leandre has a natural stance and he just got insanely good at skating basic transition switch to the point it feels normal. It's not like skating transition is fundamentally all that different to skating street when it comes to a certain tricks, e.g. grinding a smith or doing a tailslide in a quarter feels almost identical to doing it on a ledge and vice versa, difference being is getting in/out.

If he ever were to hit a megaramp and made it look natural AF, then I would concede he may really be stanceless, but until then I'm not entirely convinced.
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This is the typical layman's assessment. No offense, but if you are not on the level to perceive his dual-naturality, I can not have a serious conversation with you. He is not stanceless. He has two natural stances. I am hereby labeling anyone that does not recognize Leandre has two natural stances as anti-science.
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Lol you some sort of sport's scientist or just a run of the mill poe?

Since you fancy science so much though, what exactly is it about skating transition that makes it fundamentally different to street that he must switch stances to do it comfortably?

On top of that, can it be ruled out entirely that he didn't just get comfortable skating transition switch to the point it became normal to him?

These are just some questions actual researchers would ask regarding this, with the latter question being indicative of whether it was an acquired or inherit skill.

You fucking suck, layman.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: boogs on October 12, 2021, 09:50:58 PM
What tricks does he have goofy and what tricks does he have regular?
you should make a list
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: EdLawndale on October 12, 2021, 10:31:13 PM
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This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
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omg Ed I love jb4

It was when they figured out they could put out the advertisements in publications and have mafuckas call them lol

"...And if you can't whip out answers like that, that man is liable to go on a commercial break, punch your fucking mouth loose, you understand me?" " Yes, I understand you..."
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Mr. Stinky on October 12, 2021, 10:59:18 PM
I came into this thread expecting a seeping cardboard box of diarrhea and boy did it ever deliver.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: BALARGUE on October 13, 2021, 01:24:51 AM
Me: I found skate Jesus.

Slap: Yeah, well maybe if he does the crucifix switch I will believe it.
Jesus is supposed to die for our sins

Skateboarding is dying a little for leandre's sins...

One question remains: why are you choking on him ?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: backside_reacharound on October 13, 2021, 01:35:30 AM
Anything Berra is backing is 100% shit. Therefore this kid is shit. I bet Berra already has him doing classes to praise the almighty Xenu. Gimmick skating is boring as fuck.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Roy Machine on October 13, 2021, 01:55:21 AM
alright he has two stancess. He sucks in regular and in goofy. case closed
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 13, 2021, 03:08:29 AM
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This guy is objectively better than me so props to him.

Edit: Sizzle_chest, good job on the Jerky Boys reference. Jerky Boys 4 was underrated. "I wanna dance, you bastard..."
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omg Ed I love jb4
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It was when they figured out they could put out the advertisements in publications and have mafuckas call them lol

"...And if you can't whip out answers like that, that man is liable to go on a commercial break, punch your fucking mouth loose, you understand me?" " Yes, I understand you..."

This whole experience has been my attempt to recapture the spirit of "Testing for Jeopardy" and put it into the form of a Slap thread.

Slap is on the other line like "Why are you yelling and screaming and cursing?"
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 04:56:53 AM
Imagine downloading Instagram, literally being amateur for Steve Berra and making your username skate goat.

Talk about massive ego how much coke do la kids do?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: Salmon Agah on October 13, 2021, 05:59:23 AM
Switch backside rotations are a fundamental part to a lot of the more beautiful tricks in skateboarding. If he's excluding himself from having this option, well...
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: rawbertson. on October 13, 2021, 06:04:58 AM
im super confused how this is a thread based off those 2 videos. because he did those 2 switch tails on flat ledges, he is considered regular on street? lol... gonna need more than that friend
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: KGB on October 13, 2021, 06:13:06 AM
This thread sucks just like the person it’s about. Coincidence?
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: EdLawndale on October 13, 2021, 06:51:48 AM
Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 07:07:06 AM
Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.

Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 years old 
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 07:09:51 AM
Skategoat???? Only a sheep would believe that
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Post by: backside_reacharound on October 13, 2021, 07:19:53 AM
Xenu told skatebloat that if he didn't skate park and street with different stances he would be permanently banished to Sea Org
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: butterballs for jerry on October 13, 2021, 07:28:56 AM
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What tricks does he have goofy and what tricks does he have regular?
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you should make a list

there might be five tricks he can do goofy and regular, and they're all flatground flip tricks
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: EdLawndale on October 13, 2021, 07:30:43 AM
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 year--

...And begin!
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 07:35:49 AM
Skateboarding 2021:

No Olympic win
No street league win
No Tampa win
No full part
No cover

Girlfriend whose popular on Instagram and makes pants = GOAT

social media done gone and ruined people’s brains
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 07:38:46 AM
Do u think he calls himself skate goat when he meets people?

Hi my name is Matt
Hey man I’m skate goat, ya know as in like greatest of all time!

If I was a little kid I’d be so bummed, imagine your brother is like hey let’s go to Venice and see skate goat and u get there and it’s not even a fucking goat skating just some dude doing switch fly outs
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: cherry on October 13, 2021, 07:47:24 AM
He can’t even do a 900 both stances #notmygoat
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 13, 2021, 08:25:34 AM
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 year--
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...And begin!

Me: Tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway, what stance does Leandre approach the tree in the parkway?

Slap: 15 minutes.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 13, 2021, 08:32:22 AM
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 year--
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...And begin!

Take it to the standup thread, chuckles.  I’m sure someone will say something funny in there soon.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 13, 2021, 08:42:57 AM
He can’t even do a 900 both stances #notmygoat

You know it ain't easy. You know how hard it can be.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: EdLawndale on October 13, 2021, 09:03:45 AM
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Hit me with some funny shit. Tell me something.
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 year--
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...And begin!
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Me: Tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway, what stance does Leandre approach the tree in the parkway?

Slap: 15 minutes.

You just became my favorite Slap poster
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: sizzle_chest on October 13, 2021, 09:08:32 AM
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Mark Gonzalez has a better invert than skate goat and he’s like 60 year--
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...And begin!
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Me: Tree falls in the road, over the Palisades Parkway, what stance does Leandre approach the tree in the parkway?

Slap: 15 minutes.
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You just became my favorite Slap poster


You're the only one that understands me, Ed. I love you.
Title: Re: Leandre Sanders is a mutant and science is ignoring him
Post by: RichardBarkley on October 13, 2021, 09:45:20 AM
The man is a cunt