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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Prostate Exam on October 20, 2021, 07:30:18 AM
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Who is in the bracket this year?
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I think the admins could fuse this thread with the "Berra Mad"-thread...
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Joey Brezinski
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Weck
Berra
Paul Hart
Joey Burrito
Nyjah
Top 5 every year
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Social media wins every year.
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The Joey B / Paul Blart thing is tops. For me. Dill didn't want that smoke.
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phart (pronounced like fart) for me. Nazi phuck
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Joey Bresinski. It isn't often I get 2nd hand embarrassment for someone but that Wu Tang video was something else.
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Anyone who disagrees with me or my politics
Berra
Me
Pretty much the 3 front runners right now.
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Borra
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yea berra takes this one handily
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tk for sure number 1 kook forever
weck/j-burrito/phart tie for second place for their casual bigotry
third is nak for instigating that lotties shit
honorable mentions:
jwray for trying to get 2 udders skateshop shoes
dp for being a maga trumpet
all the anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theorist skate pros and ams
dan whatshisname, the youtube dude with the young girlfriend. kook because violates half plus 7 rule publicly without shame, skates remive boards, instantly makes tricks illegal the moment he does them. i'm cool with his buddy dale though, dale seems alright.
jeff "won song" dechesare/pine because he released a part with tricks that are not nollie inward heel nosemanual combos.
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Jarne's gotta be a nominee at least.
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was the yonnie situation this or last year? not sure anymore.
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yea berra takes this one handily
i didn't even read the berra mad thread yet, seems like i gotta read up since all you guys call him.
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Yonnie Cruz took it for me
that sean guy who had to redo his BATB and lost
skatemama
Tk for sure
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Jarne's gotta be a nominee at least.
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berra
runner up paul fart
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Joey Bresinski. It isn't often I get 2nd hand embarrassment for someone but that Wu Tang video was something else.
dis. it's a like a bad car wreck you can't look away from lol. I can't get enough of that vid tho. kills me every time when paul blart starts screaming
imma go watch it again
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Berra's got it running away this year. That shameful Tampa appearance was just a part of his late in the year KOTY push!
Not to get too serious (and sad) here but there's also Bam. Considering the abusive behavior physically and mentally he's subjected his family to (not to mention the self/substance-abuse) he's been guilty of some straight criminal kookery as of late. Not to mention he still uses the other f-word on ig.
I still wish him the best, to find wellness, but I don't think he'll be getting any better before something even worse happens at this point.
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tk for sure number 1 kook forever
weck/j-burrito/phart tie for second place for their casual bigotry
third is nak for instigating that lotties shit
honorable mentions:
jwray for trying to get 2 udders skateshop shoes
dp for being a maga trumpet
all the anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theorist skate pros and ams
dan whatshisname, the youtube dude with the young girlfriend. kook because violates half plus 7 rule publicly without shame, skates remive boards, instantly makes tricks illegal the moment he does them. i'm cool with his buddy dale though, dale seems alright.
jeff "won song" dechesare/pine because he released a part with tricks that are not nollie inward heel nosemanual combos.
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Jarne's gotta be a nominee at least.
was the yonnie situation this or last year? not sure anymore.
this is a great summary of who i was going to pick as well. OP, do us a favor and start a poll with these names on it and add to it as we find out more
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Yonnie or Joey
I want to go with Joey though?
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Poll added, let me know if I need to change anything
Edit: Had to add Mikey Taylor on here, I bet he kooked some families out of their homes
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dan whatshisname, the youtube dude with the young girlfriend. kook because violates half plus 7 rule publicly without shame, skates remive boards, instantly makes tricks illegal the moment he does them. i'm cool with his buddy dale though, dale seems alright.
If both are consenting adults, what ever. Age gap relationships get way more flak here than they deserve.
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Sinner is up there.
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the half plus 7 rule is a guide....more of a good taste thing rather than an absolute...for example if you are 50, 32 is probably a good cut off point......
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Jarne
Yonnie
ScootPussy
ScootGroat
Burrito/Phart
DP for lifetime achievement award.
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tk for sure number 1 kook forever
weck/j-burrito/phart tie for second place for their casual bigotry
third is nak for instigating that lotties shit
honorable mentions:
jwray for trying to get 2 udders skateshop shoes
dp for being a maga trumpet
all the anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theorist skate pros and ams
dan whatshisname, the youtube dude with the young girlfriend. kook because violates half plus 7 rule publicly without shame, skates remive boards, instantly makes tricks illegal the moment he does them. i'm cool with his buddy dale though, dale seems alright.
jeff "won song" dechesare/pine because he released a part with tricks that are not nollie inward heel nosemanual combos.
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Jarne's gotta be a nominee at least.
was the yonnie situation this or last year? not sure anymore.
Fuck lotties
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Weck
Berra
Paul Hart
Joey Burrito
Nyjah
Top 5 every year
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Poll added, let me know if I need to change anything
Edit: Had to add Mikey Taylor on here, I bet he kooked some families out of their homes
Bam? Or was he omitted for the probable reasons TK was?
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Upon reflection, i forgot about jarne's nonce ass. He got my vote
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Jeremy wray?
What did he do?
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I think it's us who are kooking around in 2021
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Jeremy wray?
What did he do?
Tried to get two felons (white power goofs) a vans account or something
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I feel like Berra would be in it every year so that shouldn't count.
I'm not really feeling it giving it to people accused of terrible shit (that Jarne dude, Yonnie) cause it kind of transcends skateboarding in its obvious shittiness.
So keeping that in mind, my vote goes to Joey for that Wu-tang video. So terrible, bizarre, cringeworthy, pick your adjective. And all the reasons he's winning are skate-centric.
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I feel like Berra would be in it every year so that shouldn't count.
I'm not really feeling it giving it to people accused of terrible shit (that Jarne dude, Yonnie) cause it kind of transcends skateboarding in its obvious shittiness.
So keeping that in mind, my vote goes to Joey for that Wu-tang video. So terrible, bizarre, cringeworthy, pick your adjective. And all the reasons he's winning are skate-centric.
I voted yonnie because im sure he was using his skateboard status as his pick up game
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Don’t see how it could be anyone but TK, cmon y’all
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Wait, why is Wray on this? I get that he's losing touch with reality but...
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Just seen Dale's comment.
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while considering KOTY 2021, keep in mind that this is in the works:
(https://i.imgur.com/uTylsDB.png)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/)
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while considering KOTY 2021, keep in mind that this is in the works:
(https://i.imgur.com/uTylsDB.png)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/)
God almighty
Why must you mock me
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dan whatshisname, the youtube dude with the young girlfriend. kook because violates half plus 7 rule publicly without shame, skates remive boards, instantly makes tricks illegal the moment he does them. i'm cool with his buddy dale though, dale seems alright.
If both are consenting adults, what ever. Age gap relationships get way more flak here than they deserve.
i was expecting rebuttals such as this, which is why i mentioned some other kook operations by the guy just to be sure.
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Don’t see how it could be anyone but TK, cmon y’all
I'm with you, but what TK did puts him lightyears beyond a simple "Kook of the Year" designation.
I'm guessing that's why OP decided to omit TK from the pole.
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I know he’s a perennial contender much like Borra, but Mike V gets my nomination. Seeing pictures of him performing onstage with his Cariuma shirt on made me cringe. Especially strange considering that from interviews it appears that he sees himself as somewhat of a bastion of core skate culture idk how he can justify becoming the face of an aggressive corporate takeover of the shoe game.
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Looks like I need to read up on what Yonnie did, that dude was such a douche growing up at SPoT, I’m not surprised at all. My friend called him out for having a small pp and he flipped
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My reaction when people don't say TK.
(https://c.tenor.com/S3IJ-gS5IXMAAAAC/brick-killed-a-guy-anchorman.gif)
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ok. you added TK and not Bam. Weird but it's your topic, whatevs.
I agree with what others have said; TK's beyond the topic of kookery at this point, dude's a murderer not a skater.
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I feel like a lot of the dudes on this list transcend kookery and have fully landed in total piece of shit territory. Do you think borra can get another lame ass rant in before new years?
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My reaction when people don't say TK.
(https://c.tenor.com/S3IJ-gS5IXMAAAAC/brick-killed-a-guy-anchorman.gif)
Say what?! Just looked this up, damn.
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I feel like Berra would be in it every year so that shouldn't count.
I'm not really feeling it giving it to people accused of terrible shit (that Jarne dude, Yonnie) cause it kind of transcends skateboarding in its obvious shittiness.
So keeping that in mind, my vote goes to Joey for that Wu-tang video. So terrible, bizarre, cringeworthy, pick your adjective. And all the reasons he's winning are skate-centric.
I voted yonnie because im sure he was using his skateboard status as his pick up game
This. He also dissed Slap and said “no one goes on there except old skate shop owners and children.”
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Hey yo.
I came to post in here for some kooks
Can you pals kook me down to zero?
I need ta balance my books.
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Hey yo.
I came to post in here for some kooks
Can you pals kook me down to zero?
I need ta balance my books.
i see what i can do...
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whoops gnarred you, sorry haha.
those stupid misclicks
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Hey yo.
I came to post in here for some kooks
Can you pals kook me down to zero?
I need ta balance my books.
Fuck you don't tell me what to do haha
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I feel like Borra shouldn’t even be in the running, not fair. Joey B wins the Berry this year imo.
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Joey Burrito video has to take the cake, because of how his drunken dill call out also exposes Paul Blart as a massive kook in the process: gets drunk and starts “claiming streets” at a WuTang show, ruins his friends career
Who’s competing with that besides Borra
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So many deserving kooks this year, how can I pick just one.
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
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Don’t see how it could be anyone but TK, cmon y’all
yea..a dude (allegedly) killed someone…but kids are more mad about Joey Burritozinkski shit talking Jason Dillhole
WuTang motherfucka
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Don’t see how it could be anyone but TK, cmon y’all
yea..a dude (allegedly) killed someone…but kids are more mad about Joey Burritozinkski shit talking Jason Dillhole
WuTang motherfucka
I think you’re getting the KOTY’s mixed up, you’re confusing the Kook of the year thread with the Killer of the year thread
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
Now Al, you bring up a great point: could skatepussy be rope-a-doping Joey and Berra? She is a rookie in the league but let’s not forget that she has the vision of mind field era Berra, the absolute tone-deafness of an aged Markovich, and an overinflated sense of self worth that would make Nyjah’s cheeks blush. She could be taking a planned pause from kooking to create a storm of mediocre content.
By taking a break to snap pictures that belong on the cutting room floor of an American apparel look book, she is forcing Berra and Joey to go head to head, and personally I don’t think that Joey has the mental fortitude or strength to take Berra one on one. Much like the pugs Joey rescues, he comes from a shallow gene pool and does not have the longevity needed to bring home the title.
Barring some serious moves by Berra late in the fourth quarter; I think a Halloween blunder and a December onlyfans flash sale will elevate skatepussy to the coveted title of KOTY, solidifying herself on the global stage.
Barring a Hail Xenu play by Berra, it could be lights out at SawCon.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MphvQ27N/A19-BF45-C-5-C09-445-C-9-D21-7-F47-A1-F5-D172.jpg)
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I feel like Berra would be in it every year so that shouldn't count.
I'm not really feeling it giving it to people accused of terrible shit (that Jarne dude, Yonnie) cause it kind of transcends skateboarding in its obvious shittiness.
So keeping that in mind, my vote goes to Joey for that Wu-tang video. So terrible, bizarre, cringeworthy, pick your adjective. And all the reasons he's winning are skate-centric.
I back these sentiments, because at the rate Steve is going, he'll win this poll every year from now until forever. Same goes for people like TK and Yonnie.
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
Now Al, you bring up a great point: could skatepussy be rope-a-doping Joey and Berra? She is a rookie in the league but let’s not forget that she has the vision of mind field era Berra, the absolute tone-deafness of an aged Markovich, and an overinflated sense of self worth that would make Nyjah’s cheeks blush. She could be taking a planned pause from kooking to create a storm of mediocre content.
By taking a break to snap pictures that belong on the cutting room floor of an American apparel look book, she is forcing Berra and Joey to go head to head, and personally I don’t think that Joey has the mental fortitude or strength to take Berra one on one. Much like the pugs Joey rescues, he comes from a shallow gene pool and does not have the longevity needed to bring home the title.
Barring some serious moves by Berra late in the fourth quarter; I think a Halloween blunder and a December onlyfans flash sale will elevate skatepussy to the coveted title of KOTY, solidifying herself on the global stage.
Barring a Hail Xenu play by Berra, it could be lights out at SawCon.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MphvQ27N/A19-BF45-C-5-C09-445-C-9-D21-7-F47-A1-F5-D172.jpg)
Well you raise some great points Chris, i think it's vital to remember that skate pussy comes from the Berra coaching tree. She was a student under him so even a win from her is a partial won for Berra
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Don’t see how it could be anyone but TK, cmon y’all
yea..a dude (allegedly) killed someone…but kids are more mad about Joey Burritozinkski shit talking Jason Dillhole
WuTang motherfucka
Killing someone kind of transcends kookdom in my opinion.
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
Now Al, you bring up a great point: could skatepussy be rope-a-doping Joey and Berra? She is a rookie in the league but let’s not forget that she has the vision of mind field era Berra, the absolute tone-deafness of an aged Markovich, and an overinflated sense of self worth that would make Nyjah’s cheeks blush. She could be taking a planned pause from kooking to create a storm of mediocre content.
By taking a break to snap pictures that belong on the cutting room floor of an American apparel look book, she is forcing Berra and Joey to go head to head, and personally I don’t think that Joey has the mental fortitude or strength to take Berra one on one. Much like the pugs Joey rescues, he comes from a shallow gene pool and does not have the longevity needed to bring home the title.
Barring some serious moves by Berra late in the fourth quarter; I think a Halloween blunder and a December onlyfans flash sale will elevate skatepussy to the coveted title of KOTY, solidifying herself on the global stage.
Barring a Hail Xenu play by Berra, it could be lights out at SawCon.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MphvQ27N/A19-BF45-C-5-C09-445-C-9-D21-7-F47-A1-F5-D172.jpg)
That's the kind of posting I come here for! Would definitely gnar
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Funny how Borra is winning by a landslide, he really has our support
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Gotta be Skategoat for me. Ego through the roof, utterly stupid gimmick, making movies about yourself, turning pretend pro for a company created for that purpose, overcharging kids, the list goes on. Kook of the highest order.
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it could be lights out at SawCon.
A+
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Gotta be Skategoat for me. Ego through the roof, utterly stupid gimmick, making movies about yourself, turning pretend pro for a company created for that purpose, overcharging kids, the list goes on. Kook of the highest order.
But who's the kook behind the kook? The bryte ringleader? Everything always leads back to Borra
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how is it not Biebel by a million
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Do the Remive guys count? I guess bailing on BATB12 won them some cool points.
Speaking of which, the Berriuma guy who cheated his way to a BATB win is worth a mention.
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while considering KOTY 2021, keep in mind that this is in the works:
(https://i.imgur.com/uTylsDB.png)
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/ (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12966276/)
nice deathwish board
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Borra, Biebel and Skategoat are in my top 3. However, can Biebel even be KOTY, technically speaking? He's not even involved in the skateboarding scene anymore.
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I've kinda always taken issue with Johnny Schillereff.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVQda_crj9t/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Posting about bullying while sponsoring Bam?
(https://i.ibb.co/CWZ7DZv/Capture.png)
ttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10090131/Unidentified-911-caller-claims-Bam-Margera-attacked-woman-taken-rehab.html
Not the best soure but if true can Johnny please explain how he still sponsors someone that's a bully and made millions off being one?
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I still don’t have a clue what spurred nak to rant against lotties so hard.
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I still don’t have a clue what spurred nak to rant against lotties so hard.
Lol yeah?
I don't know about slap opinion on KOY
But mine is Nak
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I still don’t have a clue what spurred nak to rant against lotties so hard.
Lol yeah?
I don't know about slap opinion on KOY
But mine is Nak
Fair enough, I voted weck because I genuinely cannot stand the thought people like him exist but nak is a solid contender too
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John Hill for an honorary mention. Dude offered to pay money to join BATB and when push cane to shove, he bitched out and made a wack ass video giving excuses as to why he backed out. Also taking little pot shots at Gifted Hater while ripping off the Skateline format in low budget fashion
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Love that Mike V has no votes. Even on the internet people don’t want that smoke.
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I've kinda always taken issue with Johnny Schillereff.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVQda_crj9t/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Posting about bullying while sponsoring Bam?
(https://i.ibb.co/CWZ7DZv/Capture.png)
ttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10090131/Unidentified-911-caller-claims-Bam-Margera-attacked-woman-taken-rehab.html
Not the best soure but if true can Johnny please explain how he still sponsors someone that's a bully and made millions off being one?
johnny is kinda a wild card in the race. didn’t he also give joe hammecke covid? i could be wrong, but i remember someone who passed away’s wife alleging as much
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Berra has plenty of time left to kook it up, but this might be Paul's last chance of being relevant enough to take it. At least once a week I think about him coming out of nowhere in the dill rant and it cracks me up. And then the whole thing with his family and the surf shop nazi stuff.
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johnny is kinda a wild card in the race. didn’t he also give joe hammecke covid? i could be wrong, but i remember someone who passed away’s wife alleging as much
i think that was mark waters that he allegedly infected with covid and i too remember waters' wife claiming johnny insisted on breaking mask protocol for a photo op.
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Can we just make Jason Jesse permanent kook of the year. Also just because it’s the greatest slap made video of all time.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJaR79rhm6Q
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Can we just make Jason Jesse permanent kook of the year. Also just because it’s the greatest slap made video of all time.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJaR79rhm6Q
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Jesse!
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Can we just make Jason Jesse permanent kook of the year. Also just because it’s the greatest slap made video of all time.
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kJaR79rhm6Q
Jesus Christ, it's Jason Jesse!
Nazis have no place in skateboarding, or anywhere on this planet for that matter. How they have survived so long is “amazing”, shit gives skateboarding a bad name, disgusting. Kook of the century if you ask me.
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There’s gotta be a distinction between kook and piece of shit right?
Piece Of Shit Of The Year (POSOTY) -
three way tie between TK, Jarne, and Yonnie. Honorable mention goes to weck and a participation ribbon goes to Paul hart.
KOTY -
Skatepussy - came out of the gate strong and established an early lead. It was looking to be a real Cinderella story. A previously unknown contestant kooking their way into oblivion. It seems like that train has lost steam and some of the veterans are starting to make their end of the year push.
Borra - The Michael Jordan of kook, an apparent mentor to the aforementioned skatepussy, holds more titles under his belt than any other contender. Will the master retain his title?
Joey Brezinski - A consummate professional kook, but has yet to claim the illustrious title of koty. With a nauseating video at a wu tang concert and firing shots at dill, Joey does seem to have the makings of a champion. You can tell he loves the game so much he would keep kooking this hard even if he wasn’t in contention. Could this be the year where the Buck Tooth Terror ends the Berra Era and establishes a Red Bull Regime?
Only time will tell.
That's some great analysis there boomer, i guess it all just comes down to who wants it the most. Now we see the final push, does berra have one more public freak out in him? Will he have a complete breakdown and shave his head at the batb finals when Sean Davis wins the title after breaking out the rule book and demanding that all tricks must be done over it? Will skatepussy pull a Bella Thorne on her only fans and charge 2 racks to see a little nip slip? Or will the old challenger Joey b say a gamer word on live at an nwa concert whole also exposing tj Rogers as having a family racist surf shop?
Now Al, you bring up a great point: could skatepussy be rope-a-doping Joey and Berra? She is a rookie in the league but let’s not forget that she has the vision of mind field era Berra, the absolute tone-deafness of an aged Markovich, and an overinflated sense of self worth that would make Nyjah’s cheeks blush. She could be taking a planned pause from kooking to create a storm of mediocre content.
By taking a break to snap pictures that belong on the cutting room floor of an American apparel look book, she is forcing Berra and Joey to go head to head, and personally I don’t think that Joey has the mental fortitude or strength to take Berra one on one. Much like the pugs Joey rescues, he comes from a shallow gene pool and does not have the longevity needed to bring home the title.
Barring some serious moves by Berra late in the fourth quarter; I think a Halloween blunder and a December onlyfans flash sale will elevate skatepussy to the coveted title of KOTY, solidifying herself on the global stage.
Barring a Hail Xenu play by Berra, it could be lights out at SawCon.
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Well you raise some great points Chris, i think it's vital to remember that skate pussy comes from the Berra coaching tree. She was a student under him so even a win from her is a partial won for Berra
Well Al, as you and the fans know, SawCon and their program was designed to produce champion kooks. The alumni of SawCon show what a storied history this program truly has. Just saying Donovan strain, Steezus Christ, and prolific pedophile Chase Gabor shows the kind of talent that Berra can and has found. To get a peek into the future success for storied program we need look no further than the development of a stellar farm system with the aid of hypebeast, cariuma, liquid death, clean yerba mate, the church of Scientology, and let’s not forget mama skate like you mentioned.
Now, do I think that skatepussy has the ability to beat Berra this year, potentially. But if you were to ask me if she could USURP Berra as the undisputed greatest of all time, the answer is a resounding no.
It’s very rare in this game to see someone who is equally talented at kooking as well as managing kooks. Imagine if Michael Jordan had Phil Jackson’s ability at coaching, that is the level of talent we are talking about here. I mean Berra has a legitimate murderers row on his roster, and some of his up and comers are showing some real talent and will more than likely be in contention next season.
Yes, skatepussy and mama skate are products of the SawCon farm system, but this year really showed the kind of potential that those young women have in this game.
I don’t see skatepussy and mama skate ending the empire of SawCon.
But you gotta remember Al, Rome didn’t fall in a day; it was conquered!
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The question is: are dudes who allegedly kill ppl and/or try to hook up with underage girls considered "kooks"? Or something worse/entirely different?
I think they're worse than kooks.
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Love that Mike V has no votes. Even on the internet people don’t want that smoke.
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Any man who dares to wear two different color Cariumas is a true wildcard
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John Hill for an honorary mention. Dude offered to pay money to join BATB and when push cane to shove, he bitched out and made a wack ass video giving excuses as to why he backed out. Also taking little pot shots at Gifted Hater while ripping off the Skateline format in low budget fashion
To be fair, he made that comment years ago
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Kook doesn't mean Satan, racist or criminal.
It's just someone doing all perfectly legal things and being a general fucking idiot of the highest order.
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Kook doesn't mean Satan, racist or criminal.
It's just someone doing all perfectly legal things and being a general fucking idiot of the highest order.
True, but it doesn’t mean that it isn’t mutually exclusive.
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I still don’t have a clue what spurred nak to rant against lotties so hard.
Lol yeah?
I don't know about slap opinion on KOY
But mine is Nak
Fair enough, I voted weck because I genuinely cannot stand the thought people like him exist but nak is a solid contender too
Nak got my vote. The rest of these fools are kookin’ it up in their own lane, but Nak going after Lotties is crossing a boundary. Plus all this Mikey Alfred Illegal Civ shit makes me wanna barf.
Like others have mentioned, all these sexual predators and TK are categorically different than the other run-of-the-mill kooks on that list. Borra is Lord Xenu of kooks, so it’s not really a fair comparison.
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Love that Mike V has no votes. Even on the internet people don’t want that smoke.
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Any man who dares to wear two different color Cariumas is a true wildcard douche
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Habibi
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Where's Burberry Erry at