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Title: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 23, 2021, 07:42:29 PM
me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Post by: EdLawndale on November 23, 2021, 08:30:07 PM
Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
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Post by: Ankle_Lift on November 23, 2021, 08:46:14 PM
When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 23, 2021, 08:47:51 PM
Only have one question, but it’s a toughy

Why are you here?
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Post by: rukes on November 23, 2021, 08:49:47 PM
Where's my chippie?
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Post by: ShyLow on November 23, 2021, 09:01:30 PM
1 question boss: how dare you?
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Post by: Ray C. Usery on November 23, 2021, 09:19:23 PM
And this whole time I thought TJ was from Whitby
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Post by: nocomply900 on November 23, 2021, 09:31:47 PM
I thought TJ was Canadian
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Post by: Yonnycage on November 23, 2021, 09:43:27 PM
Surprised I didn’t see him at Tampa Am this year
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Post by: cky enthusiast on November 23, 2021, 09:58:49 PM
it’s good to know there’s at least one way i’m like tyshawn in that i also went to a school for kids so bad they’re effectively disabled/actually disabled kids
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Post by: Prostate Exam on November 23, 2021, 11:38:06 PM
me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA

Do you stand up to wipe?
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Post by: Silky Johnson on November 24, 2021, 12:18:00 AM
Did you go to science camp?
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Post by: iKobrakai on November 24, 2021, 12:26:17 AM
DOXED as fuck!
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Post by: Donatello on November 24, 2021, 12:45:32 AM
TJ is from Canada the fuck are you talking about
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Post by: non-playable character on November 24, 2021, 12:49:21 AM
did you steal his mom's secret cash stash?
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Post by: BALARGUE on November 24, 2021, 01:39:16 AM
Was he already a prick as pictured in Illegal Civ videos ?
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Post by: wildbillhiccup on November 24, 2021, 03:55:32 AM
Tony Jawk?
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Post by: somefucker on November 24, 2021, 04:10:48 AM
okay grampa, back to the home for you
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Post by: Urtripping on November 24, 2021, 04:26:16 AM
@doublesteveburger
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Post by: IpathCats on November 24, 2021, 04:40:15 AM
There's no way you knew one of the founding fathers.
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Post by: N/A on November 24, 2021, 05:51:38 AM
would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball?
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Post by: smoothbrain on November 24, 2021, 05:58:47 AM
How many hours would you have to spend in a car to consider it a long drive?
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Post by: 2000 on November 24, 2021, 06:06:14 AM
Did Sean Pablo Bring it Down the Pipe to Mami?
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Post by: RichardBarkley on November 24, 2021, 06:08:24 AM
How many hours would you have to spend in a car to consider it a long drive?

Lol
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Post by: xrossings on November 24, 2021, 06:35:25 AM
would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball?
i'd probably have to go with the soft ball the pain on the marble would be unimaginable
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Post by: dannyprovolone on November 24, 2021, 06:56:50 AM
I believe him. He types just like someone from that part of Jersey thinks.
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 24, 2021, 06:59:26 AM
Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
i have aspergers and the way you asked that question sounded pretty disrespectful
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 24, 2021, 07:01:53 AM
Only have one question, but it’s a toughy

Why are you here?
im starting to feel very unwelcome here
Title: Re: ive known TJ back in elementary school.
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 24, 2021, 07:03:05 AM
When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 24, 2021, 07:05:05 AM
 :'(
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Do you stand up to wipe?

when i was a kid lmaoooooo
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Post by: Youoverthere on November 24, 2021, 07:20:07 AM
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy

Why are you here?
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im starting to feel very unwelcome here
I’m slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. There’s a thread specifically for pro encounters.
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Post by: EdLawndale on November 24, 2021, 07:23:14 AM
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Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
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i have aspergers and the way you asked that question sounded pretty disrespectful

You said there were 2 reasons why students were in the school. I was just wondering the reason why you were in the school. Seems like the only legitimate question on the table...
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Post by: somefucker on November 24, 2021, 07:23:24 AM
im starting to feel very unwelcome here

Ricky??
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Post by: hameesvx on November 24, 2021, 08:43:06 AM
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro

so... yes?
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Post by: Silky Johnson on November 24, 2021, 11:20:13 AM
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro
please answer the question
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Post by: Made In China on November 24, 2021, 12:18:29 PM
Did you really land bolts?
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Post by: lilboosie on November 24, 2021, 12:23:06 PM
fully flares
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Post by: LloydBrün on November 24, 2021, 12:37:33 PM
I thought Tom Jones was Welsh
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Post by: TheLowerBack on November 24, 2021, 01:30:26 PM
Who was the governor of Campania
During the Herculonious period?
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Post by: wholied on November 24, 2021, 01:37:32 PM
hi thank you for your story. what style of pants do you wear?
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Post by: SneakySecrets on November 24, 2021, 03:38:21 PM
TJ been liking coloring books n shit back then rite?
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Post by: Mantracker on November 24, 2021, 03:39:38 PM
were you the one who stole his mom's money?

if so thank you for turning Tyshawn into the beast he is today
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on November 24, 2021, 03:40:58 PM
Have you ever physically assaulted your mother after eating at TJ's dining establishment?
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Post by: JohnnyBoy on November 24, 2021, 03:58:15 PM
Could he write switch?
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Post by: Fhk on November 24, 2021, 04:06:55 PM
https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TJ
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Post by: UselessAsshole on November 24, 2021, 04:53:24 PM
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro
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please answer the question

God, I had a girl that sat in front of me in elementary school. She often sat with her knees on the chair and leaned with her elbows towards the front of her desk, essentially sticking her ass out at my face all day every day. Spent a lot of time staring at a butt and the clock that year, sweating and wondering if my boner would go away in time for recess.
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on November 24, 2021, 05:13:31 PM
Did Sean Pablo Bring it Down the Pipe to Mami?
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Post by: Lou Strux on November 24, 2021, 06:19:25 PM
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy

Why are you here?
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im starting to feel very unwelcome here
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I’m slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. There’s a thread specifically for pro encounters.
C’mon fellas, don’t be sore.
The topic may be a dud, but by jingo, this thread is ALREADY saucier than a shrimp cocktail & it’s only just now gaining steam.
I see a lot of potential here.
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Post by: Vomit Lust on November 24, 2021, 06:31:28 PM
:'(
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Do you stand up to wipe?
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when i was a kid lmaoooooo

Um… Is standing up to wipe weird? I… uh… know a guy who does that.
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Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on November 24, 2021, 06:45:25 PM
i assume everyone stands up and spreads their legs as wide apart as they can and then wipes 11 times, 8 times forwards and 3 times backwards... sorry about the toe jam, op - clean yr feet more often
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Post by: mushroom slice on November 24, 2021, 06:50:30 PM
If you stand to wipe in a public restroom
There is a chance someone else will see your butt wiping face. Keep that face to yourself. Spare the rest of us.
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Post by: Logic on November 24, 2021, 07:23:04 PM
When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?

Nah, tent city all the way.
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Post by: $$LESH on November 24, 2021, 07:44:06 PM
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.
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Post by: Prostate Exam on November 25, 2021, 12:29:38 AM
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Do you stand up to wipe?
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when i was a kid lmaoooooo
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Um… Is standing up to wipe weird? I… uh… know a guy who does that.

If you sit down to wipe you're weird. I am not sticking my hand down that fucking toilet bowl that I just plastered with stink.
Also I want to turn around and appreciate the mess I made before I cover it with toiletpaper
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 25, 2021, 06:48:07 AM
yeah you guys are fucking strange.
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Post by: cky enthusiast on November 25, 2021, 07:01:25 AM
how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
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Post by: Mantracker on November 25, 2021, 08:38:12 AM
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.

this is fucking golden
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on November 25, 2021, 09:36:44 AM
How tall were the trash cans at your elementary school?
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 27, 2021, 07:17:56 PM
how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s

im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????
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Post by: Coastal Fever on November 27, 2021, 07:42:00 PM
Tristan Junkhouser, obviously.  You know, T-Junk… what rock you been living under?
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Post by: Ray C. Usery on November 27, 2021, 07:57:35 PM
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how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
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im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????

Oh child far too many
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Post by: hotstudios_on_youtube on November 27, 2021, 09:08:11 PM
tj detwiler?
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Post by: h00man on November 27, 2021, 09:10:33 PM
TJ rogers? I mean....TJ...the other TJ...ya know....THAT TJ.
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Post by: skatingisntspecialstupid on November 27, 2021, 09:34:57 PM
Did he tuck in the homies back then?
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Post by: Allez_Jambon on November 27, 2021, 10:24:40 PM
@makesureyoulandbolts i have no reasons to have questions but since you made the thread, is there something you’d like to tell us? Better be good.
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Post by: BobbyPshew on November 27, 2021, 10:46:32 PM
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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youre such a fucking weirdo bro
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please answer the question
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God, I had a girl that sat in front of me in elementary school. She often sat with her knees on the chair and leaned with her elbows towards the front of her desk, essentially sticking her ass out at my face all day every day. Spent a lot of time staring at a butt and the clock that year, sweating and wondering if my boner would go away in time for recess.

I sat near a guy who had a boner in class and was made to stand up and read something.
He tried to politely decline the offer, but the teacher didn't find it funny (or realize he had a hard on) and fucking made him do it. I've never seen anyone so embarrassed, ever.
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Post by: cky enthusiast on November 27, 2021, 11:17:26 PM
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how old are you anyway? tim jacksondogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
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im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????


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Post by: Kanye Omari West on November 28, 2021, 12:11:58 AM
This thread gotta be the most groupie shit I ever heard of. Dudes out here clout chasing for peeing their pants and sharing the same sandbox with somebody that actually went on to be something.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on November 28, 2021, 08:52:18 AM
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.

See these are the stories you are supposed to be providing, OP.  He didn’t switch ollie over a Hungry Hungry Hippos game in a coat closet one time or something?  Let’s get some anecdotes.
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Post by: VHS ERA on November 28, 2021, 04:03:11 PM
over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.

LOL