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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: makesureyoulandbolts on November 23, 2021, 07:42:29 PM
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
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Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy
Why are you here?
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Where's my chippie?
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1 question boss: how dare you?
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And this whole time I thought TJ was from Whitby
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I thought TJ was Canadian
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Surprised I didn’t see him at Tampa Am this year
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it’s good to know there’s at least one way i’m like tyshawn in that i also went to a school for kids so bad they’re effectively disabled/actually disabled kids
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
Do you stand up to wipe?
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Did you go to science camp?
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DOXED as fuck!
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TJ is from Canada the fuck are you talking about
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did you steal his mom's secret cash stash?
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Was he already a prick as pictured in Illegal Civ videos ?
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Tony Jawk?
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okay grampa, back to the home for you
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@doublesteveburger
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There's no way you knew one of the founding fathers.
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would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball?
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How many hours would you have to spend in a car to consider it a long drive?
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Did Sean Pablo Bring it Down the Pipe to Mami?
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How many hours would you have to spend in a car to consider it a long drive?
Lol
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would you rather pee out a marble or poop out a softball?
i'd probably have to go with the soft ball the pain on the marble would be unimaginable
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I believe him. He types just like someone from that part of Jersey thinks.
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Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
i have aspergers and the way you asked that question sounded pretty disrespectful
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy
Why are you here?
im starting to feel very unwelcome here
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
Do you stand up to wipe?
when i was a kid lmaoooooo
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy
Why are you here?
im starting to feel very unwelcome here
I’m slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. There’s a thread specifically for pro encounters.
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Did you not behave in school or did you have a learning disability?
i have aspergers and the way you asked that question sounded pretty disrespectful
You said there were 2 reasons why students were in the school. I was just wondering the reason why you were in the school. Seems like the only legitimate question on the table...
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im starting to feel very unwelcome here
Ricky??
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
so... yes?
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
please answer the question
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Did you really land bolts?
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fully flares
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I thought Tom Jones was Welsh
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Who was the governor of Campania
During the Herculonious period?
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hi thank you for your story. what style of pants do you wear?
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TJ been liking coloring books n shit back then rite?
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were you the one who stole his mom's money?
if so thank you for turning Tyshawn into the beast he is today
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Have you ever physically assaulted your mother after eating at TJ's dining establishment?
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Could he write switch?
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https://acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/TJ
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
please answer the question
God, I had a girl that sat in front of me in elementary school. She often sat with her knees on the chair and leaned with her elbows towards the front of her desk, essentially sticking her ass out at my face all day every day. Spent a lot of time staring at a butt and the clock that year, sweating and wondering if my boner would go away in time for recess.
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Did Sean Pablo Bring it Down the Pipe to Mami?
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Only have one question, but it’s a toughy
Why are you here?
im starting to feel very unwelcome here
I’m slightly annoyed with your presence as well. Read the room. Fuck! Read the forum. There’s a thread specifically for pro encounters.
C’mon fellas, don’t be sore.
The topic may be a dud, but by jingo, this thread is ALREADY saucier than a shrimp cocktail & it’s only just now gaining steam.
I see a lot of potential here.
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
Do you stand up to wipe?
when i was a kid lmaoooooo
Um… Is standing up to wipe weird? I… uh… know a guy who does that.
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i assume everyone stands up and spreads their legs as wide apart as they can and then wipes 11 times, 8 times forwards and 3 times backwards... sorry about the toe jam, op - clean yr feet more often
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If you stand to wipe in a public restroom
There is a chance someone else will see your butt wiping face. Keep that face to yourself. Spare the rest of us.
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
Nah, tent city all the way.
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over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.
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me and him and his cousin flares went to the same elementary school together. he lived in teaneck, nj before he moved back to the bronx. the school was in a town near paramus. its for people that dont behave in school mixed with people with learning disabilities. knowing he became a pro skater was such an inspiration for me to revive my interest in skateboarding. back when i was a kid, mom wouldnt buy me a skateboard. a few years ago i learned how to ride. now im learning how to do hella shit on it. AMA
Do you stand up to wipe?
when i was a kid lmaoooooo
Um… Is standing up to wipe weird? I… uh… know a guy who does that.
If you sit down to wipe you're weird. I am not sticking my hand down that fucking toilet bowl that I just plastered with stink.
Also I want to turn around and appreciate the mess I made before I cover it with toiletpaper
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yeah you guys are fucking strange.
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how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
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over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.
this is fucking golden
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How tall were the trash cans at your elementary school?
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how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????
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Tristan Junkhouser, obviously. You know, T-Junk… what rock you been living under?
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how old are you anyway? tim jackson dogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????
Oh child far too many
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tj detwiler?
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TJ rogers? I mean....TJ...the other TJ...ya know....THAT TJ.
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Did he tuck in the homies back then?
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@makesureyoulandbolts i have no reasons to have questions but since you made the thread, is there something you’d like to tell us? Better be good.
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When you were in that school, did you ever see a girl sitting in front of you, and her bra strap was showing and then seeing that you started thinking about boobs, and sex and then you got a boner and couldn't stand up when the bell rang, so out had to quickly tuck your boner into your belt and walk all funny in the hallway to pretend you didn't have a boner?
youre such a fucking weirdo bro
please answer the question
God, I had a girl that sat in front of me in elementary school. She often sat with her knees on the chair and leaned with her elbows towards the front of her desk, essentially sticking her ass out at my face all day every day. Spent a lot of time staring at a butt and the clock that year, sweating and wondering if my boner would go away in time for recess.
I sat near a guy who had a boner in class and was made to stand up and read something.
He tried to politely decline the offer, but the teacher didn't find it funny (or realize he had a hard on) and fucking made him do it. I've never seen anyone so embarrassed, ever.
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how old are you anyway? tim jacksondogtown legend has gotta be in his 40’s or 50’s
im 22 this is about tyshawn jones cause what other TJ is there in skateboarding????
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This thread gotta be the most groupie shit I ever heard of. Dudes out here clout chasing for peeing their pants and sharing the same sandbox with somebody that actually went on to be something.
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over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.
See these are the stories you are supposed to be providing, OP. He didn’t switch ollie over a Hungry Hungry Hippos game in a coat closet one time or something? Let’s get some anecdotes.
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over hearing tj demanding emerica stickers on the phone at cherry park when he was like 14 or 15 to heath kirchart was so goddamn funny. heath came, gave him stickers and left. after one of my friends asked him if he knew who heath was and he just said it’s the dude who brings him stickers when he needs em.
LOL