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Title: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: FRONTSIDE_NUTSACK on November 27, 2021, 05:02:09 PM
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: dannyprovolone on November 27, 2021, 07:52:32 PM
You found it
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: big_kev_215 on November 27, 2021, 07:59:47 PM
This brings back fond memories of furiously fast-forwarding through this part on VHS growing up
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on November 27, 2021, 08:08:09 PM
Literal worst is too harsh but
Jason Lee tincan is pretty minimal effort.
Raven pretty sweet gets outdone at most of the spots he skates by people in the same video.
Timecode apart from Fred and Lenny.
All the acting in guilty might be the literal worst thing in a skate video ever.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Gab on November 27, 2021, 08:24:15 PM
To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 27, 2021, 08:41:08 PM
Jordan Richter in Video Days. It might be good but I can’t remember the time I didn’t skip it
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: shouldn't on November 27, 2021, 08:44:52 PM
You found it
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Post by: KUberry on November 27, 2021, 10:11:12 PM
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: germy rogirs on November 27, 2021, 10:44:14 PM
Feel bad for his filmer having to haul ass to keep up as Mike V is max pushing all day sounds like fun
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: lk130 on November 27, 2021, 10:53:08 PM
Some videos would be totally ubalanced(Limewire days) where one skaters song would be blasting & another you would have to turn the pc volume & speaker volume all the way up just to hear any dialogue. . After waiting so long for a video that sucks, I remember not being hyped on several people in the Dc video and Digital videos where they would show a guy with random ish on in every clip. Matter of fact the guy in the Firm video takes the cake, he had a different sponsor in nearly every clip and somehow it was in the video lmao
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Gab on November 27, 2021, 10:57:58 PM
Feel bad for his filmer having to haul ass to keep up as Mike V is max pushing all day sounds like fun

He got hit by a car if I remember correctly cause Mike was speeding through red lights.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on November 27, 2021, 11:40:56 PM
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?
I'm guilty of liking this part (or at least don't think it deserves the hate it gets) but it regularly gets taken down off YouTube so the comments section must be brutal.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Southernmost on November 27, 2021, 11:46:51 PM
I misread the title I thought it said worst Pants in a skate  video.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: versacekid420 on November 27, 2021, 11:59:11 PM
sinner in the life extension video or jereme rogers in the selfish promo
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mad Max on November 28, 2021, 12:22:06 AM
Rest in peace to Aya but Gabe's one trick in Snuff was probably the least amount of effort I've ever seen someone make for a video part.

Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

Richard Jefferson in Seasons..?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: xrossings on November 28, 2021, 07:05:00 AM
one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: HyenaChaser on November 28, 2021, 07:08:06 AM
Berra in Mind Field.

Objectively not the worse thing ever but compared to the rest of the video when his part pops up it’s like “What the hell is this shit?”
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: non-playable character on November 28, 2021, 07:19:50 AM
sinner in the life extension video or jereme rogers in the selfish promo

sinner's part is a fuckin gem
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: offkilter on November 28, 2021, 08:23:38 AM
That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: FatGuy92 on November 28, 2021, 08:25:20 AM
That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI

To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 28, 2021, 08:55:45 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: cherry on November 28, 2021, 09:08:18 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share

Ha Carlos is sick! The second half of the video picks up and there are some cool tricks in there plus his spot selection is on point and I bet he had a lot of fun making this.

That mike v part is just painful. It’s like he had a good session at the full pipe and then stopped trying after that. I forgot about it and remember being so bummed as a kid. Felt like the kid from Christmas story spelling out “drink more ovaltine”
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: offkilter on November 28, 2021, 09:14:04 AM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover

Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Reed Richards on November 28, 2021, 09:18:57 AM
one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy
Said this in another thread but I feel like the OG version of his part (with 99 Luftballoons) has been eradicated from the whole ass internet.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: IpathCats on November 28, 2021, 09:22:14 AM
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM

That was hilarious, the aggressive pushing and then cutting to more aggressive pushing had me dying.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 28, 2021, 09:28:27 AM
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Ha Carlos is sick! The second half of the video picks up and there are some cool tricks in there plus his spot selection is on point and I bet he had a lot of fun making this.

I agree with all of this.  I’m just saying that I know this isn’t the point of skating, but if in some alternate universe, were I to judge this part like it was street league, this wouldn’t score too high.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: goldenbullcow on November 28, 2021, 09:31:36 AM
Rest in peace to Aya but Gabe's one trick in Snuff was probably the least amount of effort I've ever seen someone make for a video part.

Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

Richard Jefferson in Seasons..?

I love that revolution part
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Lou Strux on November 28, 2021, 09:48:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share
I like Carlos just fine, and he gets a little leeway from I, due to his advanced age, but fun vibes or no, I still have trouble imagining the sitch in which this bitch of a clip was considered a good decision to release as a part for a sponsored skater. I would gladly consume this footage as part of a “homies video” but in THIS context, I’m left thinking “whaaat?!?”
My guess is his plug for free wheels said “Aye, Carlos… we need to fill out this bummer of a video: I’m going to need a part from you by Thursday if you want to keep your place on the squad.”
Anyway, dude is cool & some of that shit is barely skateable as it is.
Still… this part was stinkier than the trash can at a dog park.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 28, 2021, 09:52:48 AM
I’m not trying to bash on this dude at all.  I’m just saying I could have filmed most of this. 

Not that straight no comply over the hip/gap thing though.  I can’t do those.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Lou Strux on November 28, 2021, 10:09:10 AM
I’m not trying to bash on this dude at all.  I’m just saying I could have filmed most of this. 

Not that straight no comply over the hip/gap thing though.  I can’t do those.
You’re not in the wrong here though, Sneak; this part was basic level shit that even I am capable of giving a go at.
The Vallely part was still worse (for me) due to all that EXTREME pushing.
Going fast isn’t “clip worthy” unless it’s on some crazy-steep hill, even “way back” in the early 2Ks.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: LordManHammer on November 28, 2021, 10:28:02 AM
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM
I really cannot stand this part in particular this dude’s face and tough guy persona, it annoys the piss out of me.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on November 28, 2021, 10:34:33 AM
Remember the challenge in the first Skate video game where you had to stay within a certain distance of the skater you were following as they hauled ass through the streets? The guy who filmed this Mike V part was doing that challenge IRL.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Miller92 on November 28, 2021, 10:49:10 AM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
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Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck

He's talked about it before.  He tore his Achilles tendon and couldn't flick his normal stance foot so he relied on pop shuv its.

also, apparently, he asked if they could just push him to the next video so he could keep filming and actually have the part he wanted and they said no.

i still like this part.  couple of those manny tricks are still crazy
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: assvogel on November 28, 2021, 11:04:42 AM
I honestly think that Mike V. part is the smartest part he could have done. It's a pretty funny part but served it's purpose.

Like he was already considered a legacy pro, coming from a era where the average skate career definitely didn't last 15 years. There were a new guard of skaters who had never seen Powell-Peralta vids, Rubbish heap nor the New Deal videos and he couldn't skate at the same level as his peers injured or not.

But having that gimmick part in Label Kills definitely set him apart from many Johnny Whatshisnames and the video (a bit surprisingly) becoming one of the biggest skate videos of early 2000's extended his career by bringing up his name up to a lot of kids who had no idea about 1281 or what ever. He became the dude who had "that" part in Label Kills and people still remember it.

I think the same happened to Hensley (but in a more positive light maybe), where kids who hadn't seen Hokus Pokus, saw his part in Label Kills and put 2 and 2 together that this dude might be awesome because he has a part in this too. At least it happened to me.

Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Pappy Jones on November 28, 2021, 12:25:00 PM
Regardless of if you’re hating on Carlos for that part or not, definitely check out this older part of his if you haven’t seen it. Dude is in his late 40s now and is the realest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZH9Om-PkY
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: big_kev_215 on November 28, 2021, 12:48:33 PM
I honestly think that Mike V. part is the smartest part he could have done. It's a pretty funny part but served it's purpose.

Like he was already considered a legacy pro, coming from a era where the average skate career definitely didn't last 15 years. There were a new guard of skaters who had never seen Powell-Peralta vids, Rubbish heap nor the New Deal videos and he couldn't skate at the same level as his peers injured or not.

But having that gimmick part in Label Kills definitely set him apart from many Johnny Whatshisnames and the video (a bit surprisingly) becoming one of the biggest skate videos of early 2000's extended his career by bringing up his name up to a lot of kids who had no idea about 1281 or what ever. He became the dude who had "that" part in Label Kills and people still remember it.

I think the same happened to Hensley (but in a more positive light maybe), where kids who hadn't seen Hokus Pokus, saw his part in Label Kills and put 2 and 2 together that this dude might be awesome because he has a part in this too. At least it happened to me.

Fair point.  Matt Hensley’s part was sick though.  I just rewatched it and in a weird way it kind of foreshadowed the type of curb and fun smaller transition skating that we’ve (re)learned to appreciate today.  It wasn’t an aggressive display of corniness like Michael V’s. 
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: xrossings on November 28, 2021, 01:07:07 PM
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one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy
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Said this in another thread but I feel like the OG version of his part (with 99 Luftballoons) has been eradicated from the whole ass internet.
theres a rip of the part on dailymotion
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yi8m5
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Hyliannightmare on November 28, 2021, 01:53:20 PM
That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI

Loved this Parr cause it was one of only a handful of videos I ever had growing up
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on November 28, 2021, 02:04:35 PM
Jordan Richter in Video Days

Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Bread Harrity on November 28, 2021, 02:08:35 PM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
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Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck
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He's talked about it before.  He tore his Achilles tendon and couldn't flick his normal stance foot so he relied on pop shuv its.

also, apparently, he asked if they could just push him to the next video so he could keep filming and actually have the part he wanted and they said no.

i still like this part.  couple of those manny tricks are still crazy

more accurate representation of his skill
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVa72qGgY0g
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: somefucker on November 28, 2021, 07:08:53 PM
literally any part of a video with more than 10-ish seconds of weak bails, smoking, drinking, partying. shit is so played out and as formulaic as a film burn transition.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: bob george on November 28, 2021, 07:22:20 PM
I honestly think that Mike V. part is the smartest part he could have done. It's a pretty funny part but served it's purpose.

Like he was already considered a legacy pro, coming from a era where the average skate career definitely didn't last 15 years. There were a new guard of skaters who had never seen Powell-Peralta vids, Rubbish heap nor the New Deal videos and he couldn't skate at the same level as his peers injured or not.

But having that gimmick part in Label Kills definitely set him apart from many Johnny Whatshisnames and the video (a bit surprisingly) becoming one of the biggest skate videos of early 2000's extended his career by bringing up his name up to a lot of kids who had no idea about 1281 or what ever. He became the dude who had "that" part in Label Kills and people still remember it.

I think the same happened to Hensley (but in a more positive light maybe), where kids who hadn't seen Hokus Pokus, saw his part in Label Kills and put 2 and 2 together that this dude might be awesome because he has a part in this too. At least it happened to me.

I'm with this guy. The Mike V part didn't ever bother me that much - maybe if it wasn't in Label Kills I would hate it, but Label Kills is an ultra classic video to me so maybe I'm giving it a pass based on context and being carried by the rest of the video. I always loved the Hensley part, that sunny side of the street song always pops into my head.

Also, when I was younger I loved doing that thing Mike V does where he pushes the board out in front of him and it slides a 360 with him running behind and then jumps on.

Definitely not a great part, but it never really bothered me - watching that whole video is a pleasure.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 28, 2021, 07:30:04 PM
there's a story around that Mike V part though: he was coming off a broken ankle no and was supposed to saw his cast off in the intro? I also thought it was quite punk to put that out at a time when everything was so focused around bangers and literally had no flow whatsoever; just push, hand rail banger, roll onto the grass!

Mt Baldy gap ollie is also extremely fucked (and historical), I think he recently spoke about it on the nine club. You guys love to hate Mike V as much as you worship Gino's push though so I doubt that would change anyone's mind...

I often reference the video I'm going to post below when similar topics pop up, but to this day I can't actually believe how low the quality of skating is in it:

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x22qj4y
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Reed Richards on November 28, 2021, 07:33:18 PM
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one that me and one of my friends always give shit is josh kasper in trilogy
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Said this in another thread but I feel like the OG version of his part (with 99 Luftballoons) has been eradicated from the whole ass internet.
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theres a rip of the part on dailymotion
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2yi8m5
Oh shit, thanks.  It's cool to see it with the audio again but damn it doesn't hold a candle to the rest of the video.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: AxionCityStars on November 28, 2021, 07:41:06 PM
Sinner - Theatrix
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Post by: WPG on November 28, 2021, 07:48:58 PM
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?

Roger Mancha Push > Ginos push
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: conqueso on November 28, 2021, 08:08:11 PM
the mike v part
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: matta on November 28, 2021, 09:39:48 PM
This dude obviously got buck but always thought there was some seriously hideous footage in this part, the ledge lines especially:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijjiXOydhUc
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Porkchop Express on November 29, 2021, 01:41:05 AM
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM

Hey how can you slander a cariuma skate legend like that.
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Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: FatGuy92 on November 29, 2021, 02:49:20 AM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
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Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck
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He's talked about it before.  He tore his Achilles tendon and couldn't flick his normal stance foot so he relied on pop shuv its.

also, apparently, he asked if they could just push him to the next video so he could keep filming and actually have the part he wanted and they said no.

i still like this part.  couple of those manny tricks are still crazy

Thanks for the info. I kinda remember him talking about on the nine club but couldn't remember the details
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: #SaveIpath on November 29, 2021, 06:28:21 AM
Berra in Mindfield is a soul-killer.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: ok boomer on November 29, 2021, 06:35:24 AM
To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.

Southie's part used to anger me. Dude acting tough , not great skating and that stupid fucking hat.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: ok boomer on November 29, 2021, 06:38:04 AM
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A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM
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That was hilarious, the aggressive pushing and then cutting to more aggressive pushing had me dying.

Started like "rawr"
then upgraded to "RaWr"
then reached its final form "xXx_RaWr_xXx"
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on November 29, 2021, 06:49:10 AM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
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Better to not put out the part if it's going to suck
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He's talked about it before.  He tore his Achilles tendon and couldn't flick his normal stance foot so he relied on pop shuv its.



It sucks that that happened, but he kinda always relied on shuvs.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on November 29, 2021, 07:31:41 AM
carlos ruiz getting a  pass here, even though in retrospect it wasnt his fault.

rick jaramillo's profile in 411

josh harmony ride the sky

tony cerventes anything.  sorry dude you seem cool but i hate your stuff
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Donkey Lips on November 29, 2021, 07:58:56 AM
Gareth in That's Life exclusively for this little number.

(https://i.imgur.com/tFXDwzL.gif)
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Uh Oh on November 29, 2021, 08:17:36 AM
Gareth in That's Life exclusively for this little number.

(https://i.imgur.com/tFXDwzL.gif)

That .gif put a genuine frown on my face.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on November 29, 2021, 09:30:27 AM
Borra in mind field > Drydick in mind field
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: foureyedjim on November 29, 2021, 10:16:48 AM
The worst thing about that Mike V part wasn’t even the skating.  It was the posturing and the brooding in the intro looking like he’s about to go into battle against the jocks.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: prettymatty on November 29, 2021, 12:23:58 PM
I tired to come at this with an open mind like "maybe its an artistic choice" or whatever but holy shit this part stinks. It's edited like a back to school ad for a store in the mall. The shots of him just pushing that get sped up only to amount to nothing?? The shots of him walking in the tunnel??

A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Yonnycage on November 29, 2021, 12:57:45 PM
Herman in Stay Gold.


Just kidding. Vincent Alvarez in Pretty Sweet just because of that non-NWA song. So fuckin annoying. Personal runner up is Guy’s part in the same video because of the disgusting, easy mode in Skate 3-esque combos. Also the song
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: artskool on November 29, 2021, 01:14:52 PM
Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: goldenbullcow on November 29, 2021, 01:17:02 PM
Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.

Southie gets a pass... it was a shop video at the end of the day....
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mike Oxwelling on November 29, 2021, 01:22:32 PM
Didn't Gareth Stehr have an entire video about his toe jam or something?   I'll go with his part in that.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Lou Strux on November 29, 2021, 01:33:05 PM
The worst thing about that Mike V part wasn’t even the skating.  It was the posturing and the brooding in the intro looking like he’s about to go into battle against the jocks four random ocks.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: rosemaryBB on November 29, 2021, 02:24:47 PM
Truly despise Gareth Stehr and to a lesser extent Justin Roy - think Roy's part in Art Bar's was one of the first times as a kid I realized that if you can't do a trick and make it look good you just shouldn't do it.

Never understood the Josh Harmony hate personally, he does some pretty boring stuff (the back to back 180's over a gap that anyone else would have bee fs flipping or bs flipping) but there's also lots of solid stuff in that Ride the Sky part - pretty impressive fs blunt on handrail, a rare for the time proper fs crook on a decently large rail, that gap on the wavy ledge thing is pretty nice. Plus his part in Good vs Evil was one of the first times I heard Sebadoh so he gets a pass for that
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: big_kev_215 on November 29, 2021, 02:41:18 PM
Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.

If I’m remembering correctly at one point in his Art Bars part Justin Roy does a switch flip down a small set that doesnt really pop and kind of just awkwardly rolls.  It may be the worst looking trick I’ve ever seen in a professional video part.  That being said J Roy had some sick backlips and Art Bars is one of my sleeper favorite videos.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 29, 2021, 04:07:56 PM
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Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.
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If I’m remembering correctly at one point in his Art Bars part Justin Roy does a switch flip down a small set that doesnt really pop and kind of just awkwardly rolls.  It may be the worst looking trick I’ve ever seen in a professional video part.  That being said J Roy had some sick backlips and Art Bars is one of my sleeper favorite videos.

Such a good video.  I thought it was one of the rare instances where the b-roll/artsy footage actually worked and added to the video.  Great music too.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: ziggy on November 29, 2021, 04:46:17 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sBNVGUfGdY

got kicked off the team for this video part
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Huell Howser on November 29, 2021, 04:50:46 PM
Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on November 29, 2021, 05:11:27 PM
Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8

The problem with this part is it's just relentlessly pretty ok. The song is repetitive and so is the skating with just every trick possible done down a 7-10 stair and some pretty ok ledge and Manny's. Like he just ticked every trick off a list.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: LiterallyRyan on November 29, 2021, 05:23:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share

That line at 0:37 makes me think that if Mark Suciu existed when I was a kid that would be the type of stuff I would've been doing "playing" and pretending I was him skating down the street like I had quick feet or something.

There's a little Jason Adam's if he was autistic vibe I get from some of the tricks too.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: dr.prestige on November 29, 2021, 05:34:30 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sBNVGUfGdY

got kicked off the team for this video part

unless I'm missing some piece of context that validates making fun of little kids, I always felt bad for Chris Branagh and Billie Waldman for getting made fun of as much as they did. That layback disaster on the brick bank that Billie Waldman does in Rubbish Heap does obviously deserves some pushback however.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: ziggy on November 29, 2021, 05:45:57 PM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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The problem with this part is it's just relentlessly pretty ok. The song is repetitive and so is the skating with just every trick possible done down a 7-10 stair and some pretty ok ledge and Manny's. Like he just ticked every trick off a list.

and yet if it were Robbie McKinley, people would say it’s a timeless classic and oh, what could have been
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on November 29, 2021, 06:18:56 PM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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The problem with this part is it's just relentlessly pretty ok. The song is repetitive and so is the skating with just every trick possible done down a 7-10 stair and some pretty ok ledge and Manny's. Like he just ticked every trick off a list.
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and yet if it were Robbie McKinley, people would say it’s a timeless classic and oh, what could have been
Oh that's definately an aspect of pro skating that's bugs me more and more the older I get.
Been watching docos on pre euro South American cultures and pre Christian euro and there's a common thing of the elders just selecting a peasant seemingly at random to live as a "god". Like a whole group of peasants can work hard and do everything "right" but some get nothing and some get chosen. Reminds me of how pro skating works. (These "gods" often get sacrificed so there's also that)
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Lame_Nigga on November 29, 2021, 06:46:24 PM
Herman in Stay Gold.


Just kidding. Vincent Alvarez in Pretty Sweet just because of that non-NWA song. So fuckin annoying. Personal runner up is Guy’s part in the same video because of the disgusting, easy mode in Skate 3-esque combos. Also the song
The song was better than the part. I didn’t get it then and I still don’t get it why everyone thought that was a SOTY level part when it was the fugliest slides and grinds he could do
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: KUberry on November 29, 2021, 07:07:06 PM
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Idk…have you guys seen Roger Mancha in City Stars - Street Cinema?
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I'm guilty of liking this part (or at least don't think it deserves the hate it gets) but it regularly gets taken down off YouTube so the comments section must be brutal.

I guess what does it for me is the nollie bs flip in the line where his arms nearly touch the ground before he pops, like on some Tiago shit, but then its like 6 inches off the ground. When he lands he almost swerves into a powerslide and almost bails. Like dude, just refilm the line…

He also has what I believe to be a fakie hardflip but I can’t tell his stance at all…so not sure. But he lands with heel drag on one foot and toe drag on the other and then tic tacs out of it to stay on. He’s obviously consistent and Legend in Brazil. It just feels like the City Stars part was thrown together hastily without any effort.

He also does like switch flip grabs on vert in that part that look perfect somehow lol.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: botefdunn on November 29, 2021, 08:20:02 PM
it was once said that the answer to this question was Leigh Peterson

https://youtu.be/ZJ9tlEGRT-g
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: frontfootimpossible on November 30, 2021, 08:38:25 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl2OLZoqA0o&feature=share
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Ha Carlos is sick! The second half of the video picks up and there are some cool tricks in there plus his spot selection is on point and I bet he had a lot of fun making this.
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I agree with all of this.  I’m just saying that I know this isn’t the point of skating, but if in some alternate universe, were I to judge this part like it was street league, this wouldn’t score too high.

oof you found a contender. Never understood the love beehive got for his skating, but he is a nice guy.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SatanicPanic on November 30, 2021, 09:41:24 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sBNVGUfGdY

got kicked off the team for this video part
I thought he got kicked off because the kids dad was making ridiculous demands and Rocco was over it
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: McBrandt on November 30, 2021, 10:31:44 AM
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Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.
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If I’m remembering correctly at one point in his Art Bars part Justin Roy does a switch flip down a small set that doesnt really pop and kind of just awkwardly rolls.  It may be the worst looking trick I’ve ever seen in a professional video part.  That being said J Roy had some sick backlips and Art Bars is one of my sleeper favorite videos.

There's also the clip where he switch ollies some little gap and I don't even think taps his tail and ollies at all, it was more like an acid drop. We used to laugh at a lot of his clips in that back in the day.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: rawbertson. on November 30, 2021, 10:56:53 AM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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The problem with this part is it's just relentlessly pretty ok. The song is repetitive and so is the skating with just every trick possible done down a 7-10 stair and some pretty ok ledge and Manny's. Like he just ticked every trick off a list.
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and yet if it were Robbie McKinley, people would say it’s a timeless classic and oh, what could have been

oh god yes this part was annoying. i like the streets but this song is ass and this part sucked bad. i was just like wtf is this shit just yelling "street level" over and over again

robbie mckinley was shit too
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Logic on November 30, 2021, 05:25:13 PM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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The problem with this part is it's just relentlessly pretty ok. The song is repetitive and so is the skating with just every trick possible done down a 7-10 stair and some pretty ok ledge and Manny's. Like he just ticked every trick off a list.
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and yet if it were Robbie McKinley, people would say it’s a timeless classic and oh, what could have been
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oh god yes this part was annoying. i like the streets but this song is ass and this part sucked bad. i was just like wtf is this shit just yelling "street level" over and over again

robbie mckinley was shit too

The most exciting thing about that part for me was the very first trick or more specifically the rollaway lol
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Urtripping on November 30, 2021, 05:30:51 PM
I always hate the part where the guy screams and focuses his board
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: big_kev_215 on November 30, 2021, 05:48:51 PM
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Justin Roy in Art Bars wasn't the greatest. Robbie McKinley in the DC video didn't do much for me. Southie WHL.

Jordan Richter in Video Days really is it.
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If I’m remembering correctly at one point in his Art Bars part Justin Roy does a switch flip down a small set that doesnt really pop and kind of just awkwardly rolls.  It may be the worst looking trick I’ve ever seen in a professional video part.  That being said J Roy had some sick backlips and Art Bars is one of my sleeper favorite videos.
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There's also the clip where he switch ollies some little gap and I don't even think taps his tail and ollies at all, it was more like an acid drop. We used to laugh at a lot of his clips in that back in the day.

Couldn’t resist - I just rewatched his part.  He has that swithflip, the switch ollie you mentioned, and a kickflip that all don’t really pop.  He also has a switch backside flip off a ledge that looks like it’s the first one he ever tried on an obstacle.  On the other hand he has a great kickflip front nose, nollie bs 180, and kickflip back lip in there.  Those Marc Johnson 2’s epitomize that whole era of Tum Yeto skating in my mind. 
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: sid vicious on November 30, 2021, 07:49:53 PM
Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

You high?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: europa1991 on November 30, 2021, 08:14:21 PM
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To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.
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Southie's part used to anger me. Dude acting tough , not great skating and that stupid fucking hat.
Southie is what happens when you put a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome into the machine from The Fly with a dvd copy of The Boondock Saints
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Wizard Fight on December 21, 2021, 01:12:51 PM
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To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.
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Southie's part used to anger me. Dude acting tough , not great skating and that stupid fucking hat.
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Southie is what happens when you put a baby with fetal alcohol syndrome into the machine from The Fly with a dvd copy of The Boondock Saints

Haha, brutal

The only actually bad thing about the Crob part is the 10 Joey Brezinski tricks in it
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: winecrab on December 21, 2021, 04:30:28 PM
I always hate the part where the guy screams and focuses his board

So AVE's part in the DC video?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: #switchgod on December 21, 2021, 04:43:06 PM
Danny and Colin shared part in the revolution, anyone?

You're an anti-vaxxer, aren't you?

Anyway, the answer is Billy Waldman in Rubbish Heap.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: what is wrong with you on December 21, 2021, 04:43:50 PM
sinner in theatrix made me want to quit skating forever
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: what is wrong with you on December 21, 2021, 04:46:37 PM
also knox in baker2g, what warranted him being a quarter of the fucking video? because he was like 9? who cares
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: winecrab on December 21, 2021, 04:52:03 PM
also knox in baker2g, what warranted him being a quarter of the fucking video? because he was like 9? who cares

Yeah, it's gotta be Knox. The video would've been even better than it was without him and Terry.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: xrossings on December 21, 2021, 05:39:52 PM
also knox in baker2g, what warranted him being a quarter of the fucking video? because he was like 9? who cares
come on how can you forget out 2 favorites josh kasper and southie's 2 parts ever
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: what is wrong with you on December 21, 2021, 06:24:58 PM
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also knox in baker2g, what warranted him being a quarter of the fucking video? because he was like 9? who cares
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come on how can you forget out 2 favorites josh kasper and southie's 2 parts ever

i mean, at least kasper has a competent idea of how to put together a part
and southie sucks ass
all knox can do is scream and do bad fs half cab flips
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Craig Lutzka on December 22, 2021, 06:08:03 AM
Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
“Pound that beer down quick, smash my glass back down, fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed”
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: somesortofspin on December 22, 2021, 07:14:25 AM
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Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on December 22, 2021, 08:03:04 AM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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“Pound that beer down quick, smash my glass back down, fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed”
There was a point where that man was getting pitchfork best new music and headlining festivals. The early to mid 00s were a weird time.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: thebacker on December 22, 2021, 08:07:06 AM
any sean powers part from the past 4 years
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: artskool on December 22, 2021, 10:39:26 AM
It's not the worst part exactly, he's obviously a lot better than Sean Powers for instance, but Mikey Taylor in Mindfield comes to mind. Always thought he was super boring. Mind Field also has Dyrdek and Berra parts come to think of it.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: bgod17666 on December 22, 2021, 12:38:48 PM
Dustin Dollin's half part he shares with AA in Vans Propeller I never liked. Outside of the 180 ss 5-0 down that Hollywood Hubba, all of his tricks look like complete dogshit/super sketchy. He barely looks like he's comfortable riding a skateboard.

Maybe that's because he was probably hammered for all of his clips.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: sKINGraft on December 22, 2021, 02:29:07 PM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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“Pound that beer down quick, smash my glass back down, fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed”
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There was a point where that man was getting pitchfork best new music and headlining festivals. The early to mid 00s were a weird time.

The part does nothing for me but I’m putting that on the edit, not the music. The streets are and always have been top tier instant classics
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Post by: MareVitals on December 22, 2021, 02:39:46 PM
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I see what you're getting at but you're wrong.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: pointandclick on December 22, 2021, 03:25:15 PM
not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on December 23, 2021, 05:44:48 AM
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I have no idea what you’re talking about but you're wrong.
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Post by: somesortofspin on December 23, 2021, 06:35:39 AM
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Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: BrockSamson on December 23, 2021, 06:40:26 AM
Dustin in Holy Stokes.

yeah I said it.

I know some people like the slams. But i generally hate them and it becomes borderline tragic when you realize its all the guys got left.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: rawbertson. on December 23, 2021, 06:46:04 AM
https://youtu.be/yIHf0s4dMcw?t=932

Brian Michaud Bootleg 3000

oh also that reminds me TK's "part" on baker2g is fucking brutal too. he was only like 14 when he filemd or something but still never should have went in the vid...

https://youtu.be/KS1Xd53hPH8?t=1971
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: MusclesMarinara on December 23, 2021, 11:11:53 AM
https://youtu.be/yIHf0s4dMcw?t=932

Brian Michaud Bootleg 3000

oh also that reminds me TK's "part" on baker2g is fucking brutal too. he was only like 14 when he filemd or something but still never should have went in the vid...

https://youtu.be/KS1Xd53hPH8?t=1971


Damn I forgot all about this part, that shit was awesome, idk what you're on.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: livin on a speyer on December 23, 2021, 07:40:23 PM
I'd rather watch Vallely push.
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Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on December 24, 2021, 01:38:04 AM
not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)

In the beginning THERE WAS SEMEN. Berra seems like the type of dude to land a trick and stare at you with a half angry expression waiting for you to say something. That Skate More part kind of goes though. He had a good flick
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Post by: big_kev_215 on December 24, 2021, 01:57:40 AM
not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)

It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: PlugSkullcandy on December 24, 2021, 06:45:45 AM
Jub’s parts in Black Label videos…
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: frontfootimpossible on December 27, 2021, 06:46:58 AM
kevin white in anything he's in...
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Dr Waffles on December 27, 2021, 07:17:56 AM
I don't hate Berra's Skate More part. There's too many similar tricks / lines at the same spots though. He has really nice fs and bs flips.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Sizzla on December 27, 2021, 07:31:31 AM
Regardless of if you’re hating on Carlos for that part or not, definitely check out this older part of his if you haven’t seen it. Dude is in his late 40s now and is the realest.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NaZH9Om-PkY

I come ah here fi tell dem dat the cow fat by ah share disya same vidya part. tanks an praise fi tah ya fi share dem good vibes dat wuz dis vintage carlos young footage.
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Post by: Ok on February 24, 2022, 06:15:18 PM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…

That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: funeral_tuxedo on February 24, 2022, 07:22:59 PM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.

He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: franc on February 25, 2022, 07:49:21 AM
Chalmers in Sorry.
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Post by: thebacker on February 25, 2022, 07:55:54 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keLjyjATIq8
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Post by: exlurker on February 25, 2022, 10:48:35 AM
Chalmers in Sorry.

Wrong. Wrong! That part should've been in an Antihero vid, not sandwiched between the immortal gods of street skating
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Post by: PAWL on February 25, 2022, 12:31:38 PM
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Sven Kilchenmann's skating isn't bad at all but this has to be the worst song ever used in a skate vid. I remember always skipping this part as a kid. terrible music=terrible part imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JexLOHRSah8
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“Pound that beer down quick, smash my glass back down, fall over the table, all rowdy and pissed”

pick a bottle off the table peel the label turn a fable
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Post by: AnotherHardDayAtTheOffice on February 25, 2022, 01:17:04 PM
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Chalmers in Sorry.
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Wrong. Wrong! That part should've been in an Antihero vid, not sandwiched between the immortal gods of street skating

This. Alex's part is great. The skating is fantastic. It just didn't fit the rest of the video.

Baker2g is one of my favourite videos from that era, but TK and Knox Godoy felt like gimmicks, not real parts. I know that TK had only been skating for a year and he improved signigicantly afterwards, but pairing him with Heath made his skating look even more immature than it did already.
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Post by: Brguy on February 25, 2022, 01:26:15 PM
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That Mike V part is definitely the one. But as this part goes on, with each following trick you think "he wouldn't dare doing another pop-shuvit based trick" and they just keep on coming

http://youtu.be/vkyw3YPnnDI
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he was hurt and this was all he could do while trying to recover
Not trying to be harsh but Hsu recorded Stay Gold with one ankle in shreds.
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on February 25, 2022, 03:09:56 PM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore

I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.


after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.
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Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on February 26, 2022, 08:41:43 AM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.

Personally, I think the line between "fake spot" and "real spot" is kind of grey, particularly with foundation spots, diy ledges, quickcrete transition on banks, and bondo'ed angle iron on ledges that we see all the time in parts.

That said, did Steve Berra/Jim Greco steal an existing Allstate sign and turn it into a ledge they can move around? Or did they make a ledge and put a giant Allstate vinyl wrap around it? If the latter, why Allstate?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: marcusbutler on February 26, 2022, 07:06:04 PM
First thing to come to mind is Dyrdek's part in midfield.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Chavo on February 27, 2022, 08:40:20 AM
Simultaneously the best and worst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WZdrPd748
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: sebastian on February 27, 2022, 09:09:37 AM
Gareth in That's Life exclusively for this little number.

(https://i.imgur.com/tFXDwzL.gif)

I fucking love Gareth
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: mooraga on February 27, 2022, 09:12:51 AM
Any Daniel Castillo part, he had a 15 year career based off being a homie
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on February 27, 2022, 05:40:52 PM
Streets on fire was my first VHS tape and i was underwhelmed by the Corey O,'Brien section considering  his board was very popular at that time. Then I swapped for Public Domain where Dan Gesmer part took the cake and eat it all.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: whoami on February 27, 2022, 06:21:34 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keLjyjATIq8

I'm going to politely disagree. It may not be your thing but it is far far from worst video part. I loved Timecode and everyone involved. At risk of getting beat up into perpetuity Bo's part was a little lackluster just because I knew what he was capable of.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mongey on February 27, 2022, 08:38:56 PM
That ballet dude in public domain.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: LordManHammer on February 28, 2022, 08:51:39 AM
Mark Appleyard in Really Sorry for the two song part, really REALLY REALLY HATE Courtney Love’s voice normally her band was atrocious and just bad in general, whoever was the jackass who picked those songs should’ve been fired.

I’m going to say any Andy Roy part, I know it’s harsh but there can only be one Jay Adams and he’s dead.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on February 28, 2022, 09:03:21 AM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.
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Personally, I think the line between "fake spot" and "real spot" is kind of grey, particularly with foundation spots, diy ledges, quickcrete transition on banks, and bondo'ed angle iron on ledges that we see all the time in parts.

That said, did Steve Berra/Jim Greco steal an existing Allstate sign and turn it into a ledge they can move around? Or did they make a ledge and put a giant Allstate vinyl wrap around it? If the latter, why Allstate?
It's been said a million times and I agree to a certain level but they literally built bump to bars, handrails,a fake shop front with ledges. I doubt they stole the sign based on the level of building they were doing.
What bothers me more than the fake spots tho is he sped up half his footage. Building spots could be argued to be grey area but altering your footage to make it look like you skate faster has to be a no no
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: WPG on February 28, 2022, 09:46:51 AM
Mark Appleyard in Really Sorry for the two song part, really REALLY REALLY HATE Courtney Love’s voice normally her band was atrocious and just bad in general, whoever was the jackass who picked those songs should’ve been fired.

I’m going to say any Andy Roy part, I know it’s harsh but there can only be one Jay Adams and he’s dead.


One of the greatest parts ever is completely cancelled cancelled out due to the music and is therefore The worst of all time in your opinion?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: LordManHammer on February 28, 2022, 09:51:58 AM
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Mark Appleyard in Really Sorry for the two song part, really REALLY REALLY HATE Courtney Love’s voice normally her band was atrocious and just bad in general, whoever was the jackass who picked those songs should’ve been fired.

I’m going to say any Andy Roy part, I know it’s harsh but there can only be one Jay Adams and he’s dead.
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One of the greatest parts ever is completely cancelled cancelled out due to the music and is therefore The worst of all time in your opinion?
I didn’t mention it beforehand in this here thread but I have said in another thread his skating is great but I cannot watch it unmuted. 

I know it was a killer part skating wise but let’s face it when watching a video part the song is also included that’s what makes me hate the part.
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Post by: frontfootimpossible on February 28, 2022, 10:57:43 AM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.
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Personally, I think the line between "fake spot" and "real spot" is kind of grey, particularly with foundation spots, diy ledges, quickcrete transition on banks, and bondo'ed angle iron on ledges that we see all the time in parts.

That said, did Steve Berra/Jim Greco steal an existing Allstate sign and turn it into a ledge they can move around? Or did they make a ledge and put a giant Allstate vinyl wrap around it? If the latter, why Allstate?
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It's been said a million times and I agree to a certain level but they literally built bump to bars, handrails,a fake shop front with ledges. I doubt they stole the sign based on the level of building they were doing.
What bothers me more than the fake spots tho is he sped up half his footage. Building spots could be argued to be grey area but altering your footage to make it look like you skate faster has to be a no no

Holy shit, never noticed how insanely sped up it is... Berra is the fucking worst.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on February 28, 2022, 11:28:05 AM
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.
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Personally, I think the line between "fake spot" and "real spot" is kind of grey, particularly with foundation spots, diy ledges, quickcrete transition on banks, and bondo'ed angle iron on ledges that we see all the time in parts.

That said, did Steve Berra/Jim Greco steal an existing Allstate sign and turn it into a ledge they can move around? Or did they make a ledge and put a giant Allstate vinyl wrap around it? If the latter, why Allstate?
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It's been said a million times and I agree to a certain level but they literally built bump to bars, handrails,a fake shop front with ledges. I doubt they stole the sign based on the level of building they were doing.
What bothers me more than the fake spots tho is he sped up half his footage. Building spots could be argued to be grey area but altering your footage to make it look like you skate faster has to be a no no
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Holy shit, never noticed how insanely sped up it is... Berra is the fucking worst.

Def didn't realize it was sped up so much. It's much more obvious now that I was looking for it.

I remember SB once responded somewhere saying he didn't have time to film in that era because he was a single dad to a young daughter at the time. However, that doesn't seem to align with the crazy amount of effort he put into having loading docks and Allstate signs built for him to film on. Seemed like it would have been much easier to move picnic tables around at a schoolyard.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Huell Howser on February 28, 2022, 11:30:36 AM
wow never noticed that SB was sped up as well... so weird lmao. who at AWS thought that was okay to do
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Post by: Síota on February 28, 2022, 12:50:10 PM
Simultaneously the best and worst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WZdrPd748
The fuck did I just watch. Hahahaha
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Post by: KGB on February 28, 2022, 01:11:08 PM
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Simultaneously the best and worst.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06WZdrPd748
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The fuck did I just watch. Hahahaha

This like watching some kinda Lance Mountain/Mike V hybrid lol. I did some see some Lansdowne footy in there though, so that was cool
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Jimmy The Saint on February 28, 2022, 08:16:57 PM
Berra in Mind Field.

Objectively not the worse thing ever but compared to the rest of the video when his part pops up it’s like “What the hell is this shit?”
I would say Dyrdek's part was the one that didn't fit in. The whole video was awesome and then he took a break from Mtv to shoot a quick part. Even he admitted it was terrible compared to the rest of the video. 
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: pedro_mayn on March 01, 2022, 03:59:43 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keLjyjATIq8
Get tae fook
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Cousin Avi on March 01, 2022, 06:05:03 AM
Mark Appleyard in Really Sorry for the two song part, really REALLY REALLY HATE Courtney Love’s voice normally her band was atrocious and just bad in general, whoever was the jackass who picked those songs should’ve been fired.

I’m going to say any Andy Roy part, I know it’s harsh but there can only be one Jay Adams and he’s dead.

I mean, if the music doesn't tingle your berries download the part from youtube, mute it, edit some skate trick sounds and sync them to it, then put your favourite song as the soundtrack and voilá! if you have a computer, more than likely you have a movie maker type software to achieve this!
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 01, 2022, 07:16:36 AM
wow never noticed that SB was sped up as well... so weird lmao. who at AWS thought that was okay to do

they wanted the part to be over faster  ;D
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Lowcalcium on March 01, 2022, 10:49:29 AM
To be fair he does a backflip (Miller flip) in a full pipe and ollies the huge flat gap at baldy. And does a hand plant on a handrail.
I vote for Southie.

I actually really liked the handplant on the handrail. Made me think of some of the maneuver's that Andy Anderson can do.

I'm generally impressed with most handplants though....I can barely do 10 pushups
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Post by: fongool on March 01, 2022, 11:25:15 AM
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I'm going to politely disagree. It may not be your thing but it is far far from worst video part. I loved Timecode and everyone involved. At risk of getting beat up into perpetuity Bo's part was a little lackluster just because I knew what he was capable of.

Thomas Morgan's part in Timecode is legitimately pretty bad

come to think of it, most of the guys careers were basically over after that video aside from Kalis, Freddy & Dyrdek
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Post by: waffle on March 01, 2022, 01:54:06 PM
Mark Appleyard in Really Sorry for the two song part, really REALLY REALLY HATE Courtney Love’s voice normally her band was atrocious and just bad in general, whoever was the jackass who picked those songs should’ve been fired.

I’m going to say any Andy Roy part, I know it’s harsh but there can only be one Jay Adams and he’s dead.

Maybe the worst take on this entire board.
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not sure which is a worse part, i feel like people will say mind field because of more fake spots, while others will say skate more because they hate the faint.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxSh4uzDLMw)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC0nKbMGqr8)
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It cracks me up that Berra presumably had access to the Faint’s entire catalogue to choose from and landed on maybe the worst song for his part.  Only Berra…
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That faint song is rough.
It’s always annoyed be that Berra isn’t terrible. I’m not saying he’s my dude, but…I’d be absolutely lying if I said I didn’t admire about all of his flips that involve a 180. Particularly the half cab flips. Forever a goober that guy.
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He does a pretty good Rickkflip in SkateMore
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I would have liked his SkateMore part a lot more if it didn't have that corny dramatic intro. He amassed a good amount of footage so he didn't need to give an excuse for being injured.
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after rewatching that skatemore part it looks like 90% of it is fake spots too. All-state sign, the brick ledge to red rail, the bump to out rail, the bump to flatbar on the loading dock, the manual pad that looks like it's inside a warehouse.

doesn't make the part any less enjoyable. say what you want, berra had a pretty proper style and flip tricks. especially considering he filmed all that coming off a surgery.
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Personally, I think the line between "fake spot" and "real spot" is kind of grey, particularly with foundation spots, diy ledges, quickcrete transition on banks, and bondo'ed angle iron on ledges that we see all the time in parts.

That said, did Steve Berra/Jim Greco steal an existing Allstate sign and turn it into a ledge they can move around? Or did they make a ledge and put a giant Allstate vinyl wrap around it? If the latter, why Allstate?
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It's been said a million times and I agree to a certain level but they literally built bump to bars, handrails,a fake shop front with ledges. I doubt they stole the sign based on the level of building they were doing.
What bothers me more than the fake spots tho is he sped up half his footage. Building spots could be argued to be grey area but altering your footage to make it look like you skate faster has to be a no no

The whole part is disingenuous on multiple levels. Truly the worst ever.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on March 02, 2022, 05:54:31 AM
I feel dumb but I don't think I can see the speeding up in Borra's parts. I can see some clips where they could appear sped up if I looked at it that way, but nothing obvious. Where's a good example?
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Post by: krookedjuice on March 02, 2022, 06:34:24 AM
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Gareth in That's Life exclusively for this little number.

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I fucking love Gareth

I used to enjoy that part but i also watched that video every day when it came out.
Whatever happened to Gareth?
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on March 02, 2022, 10:47:44 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cg_jAm1w0m4

They put in replays of that 5-0 like it was about to put Black Label on the map.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: FuzzGNU on March 18, 2022, 04:41:03 AM
A buddy and I were going through skate vids we used to watch as kids in early 2000s... we got to label kills which I fondly remember as the video with Jason Adams that introduced me to the world of slappies. Then we skipped around and watched Mike V's part... bro are you serious. Its literally 3 minutes of him pushing as hard as he can LMFAO. That's quite literally the entirety of the part, he does maybe like one or two ollies and the rest is just him hauling ass in the middle of random streets.
We rewound it and watched it again and watched in disbelief, pretty sure I was in tears laughing at the end of it.

Hard to believe that it even qualifies as a part... but there it is. Unbelievable. Any other parts to match this in terms of pure minimal effort?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=259GLf7NDmM

It's been weeks since I saw this and I can't get it out of my head. It's too funny. You keep thinking the video is going to "start" and it just never happens. It's like someone made a parody of a skate part.

That being said, it's kind of fun watching Mike V aggro push. Kind of gets me hyped.
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: Mean salto on March 18, 2022, 04:57:23 AM
I feel dumb but I don't think I can see the speeding up in Borra's parts. I can see some clips where they could appear sped up if I looked at it that way, but nothing obvious. Where's a good example?
After kickflip tail at 1:48 entire line at 2:22 especially when he pushed looks so unatural. Altho I did do some "research" into this years ago and different versions look worse or better. The pal DVD where I first noticed it looks completely fucked which I thought could be a frame rate thing but it's only berras part and not every trick. I used to have a Bluray player you could slow down and speed up and if you just slowed it down a bit it looked normal. https://youtu.be/OxSh4uzDLMw
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on March 18, 2022, 10:52:48 AM
I used to hate Paulo Diaz in Cherry but it grew on me as I understand it’s just chill clips
Title: Re: Literal absolute worst parts in a skate video?
Post by: what is wrong with you on March 19, 2022, 02:12:13 PM
joey brezinski has never put out anything enjoyable, the only clip i ever liked of him was in that crob part where he does a line ending in a kickflip front nose, he does the worst combos, nobody wants to see your halfcab noseslide to backtail fakie manny bigflip joe