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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Changes on November 27, 2021, 06:14:43 PM
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His Johnson must be ragging, he’s popped the question
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWy93smPcW4/?utm_medium=copy_link
https://youtu.be/lSwvnGU9UsI
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
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That fucking face in the 2nd photo
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He finally found a chill girl.cool
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She looks chill, at least.
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
Gnarred.
Imagine re-enacting it for instagram.
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The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.
she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
(https://i.ibb.co/SfQjhDp/F654250-F-6-B9-F-459-A-A0-B3-BDCBADC6-A755.jpg)
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Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip
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That fucking face in the 2nd photo
Apparently that is his butt wiping face and your supposed to keep that secret
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Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip
I mean how can you trust anything after that?!
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he's about to get hungry on it.
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The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.
she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls
He ain’t pulling out. All that Redbull, he’s clearly sterile.
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
I bet Joslin was wearing etnies when he proposed
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
At least he took of the Red Bull hat. Grats to Shecks tho.
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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
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after he gets this nut off he’s gonna go backside flip el toro 10 times just because
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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
Dude I am married and I still do half of those things.
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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.
oops
(https://i.imgur.com/mbkWKrQ.jpg)
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he must be ikobrakai-after-nonutnovember kinds of horny, very happy for shecks(and i guess his wifey) he's got the godly go to splurge it finally.
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There's no way this dude wasn't beating his shmeat on the toilet while pretending to take a shit. With that being said, she looks like a sweet girl and I hope he's happy.
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That fucking face in the 2nd photo
and in the first photo, it looks like he's flaring is nostrils at her to assert dominance.
do you think he's intending to pound it like this:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CWoK4pWrQpm/
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
And we all know how that turned out
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
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red bull hat stays on during sex says the contract but might ruin the whole footage :P
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THERE'S NO SHECKS IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
Exactly what I wanted to post. Must be tough to make everything public and consider photo incentive even during (staged) private moments. Surprised he didnt offer her a ring made of a Plan B board.
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sheckler on chill girl?
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Shecks of blue balls.
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He really has had BALLS to do the stuff he did after all. Swolen to the maxxx
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Shecks about to bring the pipe down to Mami.
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
Imagine purposing to someone while wearing etnies. He must've absolutely certain she was gonna say yes, that's a pretty risky play otherwise.
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
why do white people love to pay people to take photos of them in a field?
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
I guess the same way black people like to take photos in front of housing projects or squatting down in front of expencive cars. It's just a cultural thing.
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Convincing wealthy pro skaters experiencing existential crises because their careers are in decline that pre-marital sex is evil and the only way to avoid burning for eternity is to devote their life to an entity they've spent their entire life ignoring and breaking the rules of, and if they ever want to have sex again they'll have to marry you in order to do so, is a pretty good grift tbh.
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Etnies are an aphrodisiac to OC chicks
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
Hahahhahahaha
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shecks on fuck machine
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in my heart i know this thread is titled shecks on sex
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
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Hell yeah
Tag team with the holy spirit
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Gonna be some gorgeous babies
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m93eyaAy5p1rcmexjo1_500.gif)
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Gonna be some gorgeous babies
God loves everyone especially OC babies. Praise Jebus!
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MAKE OUT TIIIIIME!
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shecks definitely soaks
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.
Poophole loophole
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shecks definitely soaks
Who do you reckon he's got hump jumping him? Joslin or D Way?
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he’s claiming proposal but I’m gonna wait for the footage in the credits of whatever plan b puts out in 10 years
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I don't know what it was from but he had an interview on vid before where they asked him about the most girls he had around at once, he said like 6 in a hotel room in Arizona or something. Sounds like a real bible study if you ask me, no sex til marriage
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Etnies are an aphrodisiac to OC chicks
(https://i.postimg.cc/L5CsbRDg/2-A358-A9-E-4871-4-B18-B409-26985387871-D.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/SQDjs74Q/AEE7-C68-A-AE2-C-4876-8-B77-1-F03-FF6-FBAD8.jpg)
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I’m getting a secondhand chub just thinking about how wild their chubs are right now.
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Can’t wait for the next episode of the life of ryan
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.
My highschool bud did. I was in his first wedding at like 20 years old. He used to bang but got a sports scholarship to some crazy fundy college and literally stopped having sex with her because of it. So instead he proposed, got married too young, had kids because the love was faltering, then finally got divorced after years of anger
Oh and another youth group guy I was almost friends with, also married his highschool sweetheart (still married though) but he swears to this day he never jerked the gerkin or anything. They'd literally make out in his car for hours and he said it never got sexual, and he never released afterwards lol.
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if etnies brought the rap vulcs back i’ll go back to my prepubescent malto phase
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
Way better than in Nikes.
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do you think shecks will try to hit the ass pipe on the first go-round or will he save that?
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Poophole loophole
I'm not too old to learn new expressions.
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
i havent thought about leisure suit larry in decades
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I'm not too old to learn new expressions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgBfdY_HN3A
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That's nice, no more bachelor life for Shecks. No more leaving the toilet bowl dirty, eating Unico beans out of a can for dinner, burping and farting out loud, pinup girl calendars, puttering around in his tattered underclothes, playing Leisure Suit Larry for hours on end. He's gonna miss it.
i havent thought about leisure suit larry in decades
I do often because my dog's name is Larry and sometimes I introduce him as Leisure Suit Larry
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
And volcom chinos, and when he lifts his shirt the ethika waistband peeks out
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
A famous NHL player who is known as a bit of an enigma is wearing etnies in his girlfriends pregnancy shoot.
(https://i.redd.it/2tert5h4bnx71.jpg)
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Divorce when she finds out he lied about El Toro bs flip
I wonder since he found God and his eternal soul-mate, and god's on his side now, if he will step to El Toro again
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
Love the guy, just a complete enigma.
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is it me, or are millennial wedding/pregnancy photos so cringe?
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
Hate the penguins but I acknowledge Phil Kessel shall be protected at all costs.
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I get that he's excited, but that second photo is like the goofiest shit. Looks like a chimp when a chimp gets excited from smelling farts or something.
Can someone Photoshop is face onto a chimpanzee's body, or like some other goofy shit?
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SORRY!!!!!:
Good luck, hope you're both happy forever.
Thanks Shecks for everything he's done for the New Orleans DYI, for example buying everything at the DIY merch. table at the end of the demo and product tossing it all away.
Those of us who have weird feet don't have the luxury of choosing what shoes look coolest to wear. We gotta go with whatever doesn't cause cramps, blisters, and overriding toes. If that's you, Etnies makes the widest skate shoes that accommodate for high step-ins.
Watch all of those El Toro bails. He landed bolts on a few, but reached the limits of what his musculoskeleton could absorb. Riding away from one of those would have been much easier than trying again. Going for it all those tries is really sick.
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
Phil the thrill
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
Why is he an enigma? Genuinely curious. I looked at his wiki page and didn't see anything too weird. I guess he loves poker.
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
He signed in Toronto (the craziest media market in hockey) despite being somewhat anti-social/weird interview. He pretty much only focused on scoring goals/offence ignoring many other aspects of the game to the extent it would drive coaches and teammates nuts (hence Malkin and Crosby wanting him out of Pitt). It was long rumored he basically lived off hot-dogs (exaggerated) and looked constantly out of shape despite somehow dominating the team athletic testing.
I dunno, I live in Toronto and closely follow the Leafs. The Phil Kessel experience was a weird but always interesting ride.
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
I dunno, I live in Toronto and closely follow the Leafs. The Phil Kessel experience was a weird but always interesting ride.
Haha, wow. Thank you. Imagine all those hot dogs...
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How can you say “no sex before marriage” when you’ve already had sex before marriage?
In the Judaeo-Christian sense, I think it is on a hole to hole basis. Sorry to sound crass. Out of respect to the bride, do NOT reduplicate her face and mirror it so that it creates a perfect half pipe.
oops
(https://i.imgur.com/mbkWKrQ.jpg)
DAGGUMMIT BRAD! What did we talk about in the car?
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
I dunno, I live in Toronto and closely follow the Leafs. The Phil Kessel experience was a weird but always interesting ride.
Haha, wow. Thank you. Imagine all those hot dogs...
(https://images.thestar.com/hZPXF4r3FwwxtiDnjMdXc8HU7bc=/1280x1024/smart/filters:cb(1617801076060)/https://www.thestar.com/content/dam/thestar/sports/hockey/2017/08/14/phil-kessel-proves-you-can-be-a-stanley-cup-champion-and-eat-hot-dogs/phil-kessel-2.jpg)
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I'm not too old to learn new expressions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgBfdY_HN3A
If I may be so bold, but I assert this is a vastly superior take on the same subject matter
https://youtu.be/ptSowP3Rm8k
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.
My highschool bud did. I was in his first wedding at like 20 years old. He used to bang but got a sports scholarship to some crazy fundy college and literally stopped having sex with her because of it. So instead he proposed, got married too young, had kids because the love was faltering, then finally got divorced after years of anger
Oh and another youth group guy I was almost friends with, also married his highschool sweetheart (still married though) but he swears to this day he never jerked the gerkin or anything. They'd literally make out in his car for hours and he said it never got sexual, and he never released afterwards lol.
Ah, the song of my people! *sighs in religious trauma*
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I imagining that robot chicken sketch about west world haha
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is it me, or are millennial wedding/pregnancy photos so cringe?
it’s not you
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Marrying a person you’ve never had sex with is literally the same as playing Russian Roulette - it just takes longer to observe the result.
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
lmao this was my first thought
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^this reminds me of that guy that got married but him and all of his groomsmen wore brown accels for his wedding
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Shout out anyone who fapped to Leisure Suit Larry.
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How do two people date and live together for a long time without at some point getting horny enough to just do it? I don't really believe that. Do they like sleep in separate beds? Also kinda awkward how you know that everyone in the wedding will be thinking about how that first time is going while you're doing it
I was raised in what I would categorize as fundamentalist christianity and I'll tell you straight that almost everyone just lies about it. Everyone jerks off and everyone has sex of some kind with the person they marry.
That being said if your shit is/was more culty than mine, I have no idea... do the cult members on compounds do it? No clue.
Yeah, no one really goes through with that from what I've seen. In fact those types of girls are the craziest ones in bed.
My highschool bud did. I was in his first wedding at like 20 years old. He used to bang but got a sports scholarship to some crazy fundy college and literally stopped having sex with her because of it. So instead he proposed, got married too young, had kids because the love was faltering, then finally got divorced after years of anger
Oh and another youth group guy I was almost friends with, also married his highschool sweetheart (still married though) but he swears to this day he never jerked the gerkin or anything. They'd literally make out in his car for hours and he said it never got sexual, and he never released afterwards lol.
Ah, the song of my people! *sighs in religious trauma*
This is literally my entire life up until 21 when i got the fuck out of there.
Bustin' make me feeeel good
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Imagine being proposed to by a guy in etnies.
hahaha +1
he's about to get hungry on it.
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no one is allowed to talk shit about Phil. he is peak athletic perfection
I dunno, I live in Toronto and closely follow the Leafs. The Phil Kessel experience was a weird but always interesting ride.
Haha, wow. Thank you. Imagine all those hot dogs...
the GOAT
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my top phil moment was when USA left him off the roster and got eliminated from the world cup
https://twitter.com/PKessel81/status/778426548651163648
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I guess the same way black people like to take photos in front of housing projects or squatting down in front of expencive cars. It's just a cultural thing.
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Is Sheckler marry all of them?
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Raiden, Hayden, Payden, Okayden
PS all the gentrified moms in my town are these ladies 100%. Nightmare driving
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Raiden, Hayden, Payden, Okayden
PS all the gentrified moms in my town are these ladies 100%. Nightmare driving
You forgot Skyler, Kyler, Zander and Yonder
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Raiden, Hayden, Payden, Okayden
PS all the gentrified moms in my town are these ladies 100%. Nightmare driving
they all drive a new tahoe or suburban with the occasional Lexus is250 or toyota 4runner
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Raiden, Hayden, Payden, Okayden
PS all the gentrified moms in my town are these ladies 100%. Nightmare driving
Hahaha, yeah. I've been hit by two riding my bike to work. One in a Suburban drove straight into the bike lane and pushed me against the curb while she was staring at her phone. She jumped out, shouted, "You shouldn't be in the road" and took off.
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Aiden, Brayden, Kayden, Jayden, Raiden, Hayden, Payden, Okayden
PS all the gentrified moms in my town are these ladies 100%. Nightmare driving
Hahaha, yeah. I've been hit by two riding my bike to work. One in a Suburban drove straight into the bike lane and pushed me against the curb while she was staring at her phone. She jumped out, shouted, "You shouldn't be in the road" and took off.
yeah that's very common with car owners and isn't exclusive to white women, white guys are also like that if not worse. at least women (usually) have some compassion and will stop to check if you're alright. dudes with cars on the other hand will try to fight you even though our law says that you're supposed to bike on the side of the road if there's no bike lane. fuck i hate this type of guys, and their car is probably leased anyway yet they still feel superior
by the way some fucking lawyer dude was on the news here a month or two ago, he was driving a new audi or bmw against the traffic, hit an older car and killed 2 people and heavily injured another person. of course nothing happened to him (except wrecking his car). afterwards he went live on ig and said that it's very sad but it was their fault because they were driving, in his words, a coffin on wheels. he also had photos of his speed meter posted on there, high above the speed limit, some dude actually found the road he took that picture on and the speed limit there was 120 km/h, he was driving at 200.
no i don't have a license yet but even if i finally get one i will never forget my bike riding roots.
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There is definitely a surplus of white Yukon XL Denali in my town.
The Target (which I live InSaNeLy close to) parking lot is the worst driving I have ever seen. 45 women in giant SUVs with an iPhone in one hand, Starbucks in the other... not stopping when they need to and stopping when they don't. When my wife tells me we need to go to Target, I get white knuckles of anxiety / rage just thinking about driving in there.
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There is definitely a surplus of white Yukon XL Denali in my town.
The Target (which I live InSaNeLy close to) parking lot is the worst driving I have ever seen. 45 women in giant SUVs with an iPhone in one hand, Starbucks in the other... not stopping when they need to and stopping when they don't. When my wife tells me we need to go to Target, I get white knuckles of anxiety / rage just thinking about driving in there.
Don’t forget the quintessential basic bitch starter kit item. The $1300 Louis V birkin that constantly spills lip gloss and mascara containers everywhere while she’s looking for her husbands credit card.
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There is definitely a surplus of white Yukon XL Denali in my town.
The Target (which I live InSaNeLy close to) parking lot is the worst driving I have ever seen. 45 women in giant SUVs with an iPhone in one hand, Starbucks in the other... not stopping when they need to and stopping when they don't. When my wife tells me we need to go to Target, I get white knuckles of anxiety / rage just thinking about driving in there.
hahaha dude same here. this time of year is always so fucking bad. my girlfriend and i went a few days ago i just walked behind her like a lost puppy waiting for it to end
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Its crazy to think he's just been doing the ol' Solus shuffle this whole time
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It’s going down next week everyone!!! Shecks making that wedding move fast A LONG
https://www.instagram.com/p/CaORFWCL5cc/?utm_medium=copy_link
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My biggest fear/dream if i were Shecks is that I would be recorded in the place I booked for the honeymoon night without my consent and James Earl Jones narrated it, in a play by play fashion.
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How is this topic still going
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Hey, how come I wasn't invited!? It reminds me of how in my small circle of long time friends, one of them is a 3-time, 3-time, 3-time "best-man of the wedding" champion. Freakin' bullshit if you ask me! He has an unfair advantage: he's everybody's weed dealer.
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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...
Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed
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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...
Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed
Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party
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My biggest fear/dream if i were Shecks is that I would be recorded in the place I booked for the honeymoon night without my consent and James Earl Jones narrated it, in a play by play fashion.
I would be so paranoid
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Hey, how why come I wasn't invited!?
Fixed it for you bro
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this is the most caucasian bachelor party i've ever seen. most dudes are probably asking the one guy that looks like a gas station p-rod for hood passes. you better believe all n-words got rapped along with at that party. "it's fine, it's just us, bro"
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
That's an advertisement for a company that does cloning, right?
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Etnies
You skate etnies?
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...
Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed
Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party
im sure he could have, he probably just wanted it to be some real san clemente shit and invited his real bro type homies. plus if he did invite anyone from the industry they would probably just jot shit down the whole time and turn it into some magazine article/video feature like "I snuck into shecks wedding and here's what I saw" or some shit
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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...
Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed
Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party
I have wondered that a few times
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MtV should probably film this for a
2half hour special "Fuck of Ryan"
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The face hes making in the second photo is probably the same face he will make when he unloads all over her after 3 seconds of passionate love making on the wedding night.
she fine as hell though, i hope shes the chillest of girls
He ain’t pulling out. All that Redbull, he’s clearly sterile.
Gonna need some paxil and Diphenhydramine after all that rebull...
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Madison if it's a girl and Madison if it's a boy
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
Can't begin to imagine what they're going to name their children
Madison if it's a girl and Madison if it's a boy
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.
So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.
Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!
She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.
As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.
I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"
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Here's to your fuck, Shecks.
https://youtu.be/rAl-xzN8e-M
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.
So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.
Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!
She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.
As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.
I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"
Good shit. Gave you a gnar
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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.
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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.
Wat
Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.
So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.
Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!
She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.
As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.
I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"
Thank you for this. It made my day better.
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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.
Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard
Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?
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Shecks bachelor party crew looks like a group of the absolute worst dudes in the world...
Sheckler is a short dude, I wonder if he abstained from sex before marriage so he didn't disappoint the girl with his below-average dong until the marriage license was signed
Kinda crazy that he's been part of the skate industry pretty much his entire life, yet hasn't become good enough friends with anyone from the industry to invite to his bachelor party
Pretty sure I see PRod there. And PJ Ladd and B.A. on the left (to Ryan's right). A few others too...
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those pictures look straight out of an abercrombie and fitch look book
As a white person - I ask myself this all the time.
It's a little scary how caught up in tradition and appearances American society has become. Perhaps the modern human's worst sin is their willingness to waste this century's wealth.
they love to do that. white girls always wear stupid wide brim hats and always add a nice warm coffee type filter over it.
they hate everything that isn't pastel colored.
Glad to know we're all the same. ::)
(https://www.insidehook.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/CGA.jpg?fit=600%2C400)
welcome to trader joe’s
Welcome to Moe's!!!!!
Think of wandering into Moe's and all these ladies do the typical "WELCOME TO MOEEEE'S" at the top of their lungs when you unsuspectingly walk through the door. The thoughts to me is both hilarious and terrifying.
So I was in love with this girl from the time we were both 16. Total girl next door vibes. I was completely in love with her on some "first true love" feelings, but I was always her best friend and she was mine.
Around the age of 18 she took me to Moe's for my first time, and I vividly noticed when she said to me, "I just took your Moe's virginity." Man... My mind was racing... Fast forward a year later we end up dating, it was absolutely mind blowing! She finally loved me!
She was the second girl I had slept with, and I was her first. It was magical. Everything you'd want sex to be with someone you really love.
As odd as it sounds I remembered that comment she made about taking my moes virginity, and I laughed to myself thinking I was taking her actual virginity.
I couldn't hold back anymore, and I couldn't stop myself... When I came I shouted at the top of my lungs, "WELCOME TO MOE'S!!!!"
That's 99% a true story haha. Glad you enjoyed. I'm just trying to hand out smiles.
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jokes on all you guys, i shopped this so they all look the same.
made you look.
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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.
Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard
Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?
It's already hypocrisy, shecks probably clapped more cheeks than all of slap combined, even including cheetahsheets.
Won't bother with the rest of this attempt.
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she def has some miles on her...thats the word around town. Jereme knows. streets are talking and ppl don't forget.
Can you please return to that corner of the Internet where all women must be virgins to be worthy of your neckbeard
Seems to me likes he's talking about the hypocrisy of this whole no sex before marriage thing? Which is relevant.
Where does he mention wanting to f the girl? Or can't you call someone sexualy active in your mind without wanting to just get your rocks off yourself?
probably definitely clapped more cheeks than all of slap combined, even including cheetahsheets.
Won't bother with the rest of this attempt.
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https://youtu.be/Nv32onsjaeE