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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: everythingisgreat on January 02, 2022, 09:03:06 PM

Title: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: everythingisgreat on January 02, 2022, 09:03:06 PM: round 2 is:

Steezus, Jeron, Eldy
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: biaherl on January 02, 2022, 09:13:25 PM: (https://cdn.substack.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fbucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F121ad91e-d813-4979-adcd-cdab741af0c6_600x496.jpeg)
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: TheDingus on January 02, 2022, 09:27:16 PM: Quote from: biaherl on January 02, 2022, 09:13:25 PM
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Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Ayanami on January 02, 2022, 09:31:56 PM: https://youtu.be/96Pzjt4-SJA
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: shouldn't on January 02, 2022, 10:26:24 PM: Quote from: everythingisgreat on January 02, 2022, 09:03:06 PM
round 2 is:

Steezus, Jeron, Eldy
kill kelly, fuck rog for the creepy *experience* and marry crob for free boards.
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Ambient Johnny on January 02, 2022, 10:59:39 PM: Take away their internet access for life and leave it at that (except for Roger).
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: lk130 on January 02, 2022, 11:15:00 PM: Kill Crob, Marry Kelly, Fuck Roger
Lol
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Prostate Exam on January 02, 2022, 11:41:07 PM: I'd rather masturbate
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Hyliannightmare on January 03, 2022, 04:31:34 AM: Quote from: lk130 on January 02, 2022, 11:15:00 PM
Kill Crob, Marry Kelly, Fuck Roger
Lol

Winner winner
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: cherry on January 03, 2022, 05:06:39 AM: I’d have all three of them sleep next to yonnie cruz and then when they wake up itchy the next morning I would act like nothing happened and talk about how stylish Kenny Anderson is
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: mattchew on January 03, 2022, 06:58:24 AM: The only answer is kill crob, fuck Kelly, and marry rog.
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: JohnnyBoy on January 03, 2022, 07:00:03 AM: Quote from: cherry on January 03, 2022, 05:06:39 AM
I’d have all three of them sleep next to yonnie cruz and then when they wake up itchy the next morning I would act like nothing happened and talk about how stylish Kenny Anderson is

bro you good?
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: GuessAgain? on January 03, 2022, 08:37:06 AM: Quote from: mattchew on January 03, 2022, 06:58:24 AM
The only answer is kill crob, fuck Kelly, and marry rog.

You better be a boss bitch
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: ok boomer on January 03, 2022, 08:56:16 AM: (https://i.ibb.co/c2PQNDg/thPyqJk.gif) (https://ibb.co/XF9tzS2)
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: bust.factor on January 03, 2022, 10:09:55 AM: I would say Crob is Carrie, Kelly is Charlotte, and Rog is a mix of Mr. Big and Miranda but a little Samantha slips out every so often
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: gsosa on January 03, 2022, 10:29:16 AM: Kill Crob, Say Im gonna fuck Kelly but stab him to death right before penetration occurs and then shoot Crob again. Marry Roger
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: goldenbullcow on January 03, 2022, 12:11:31 PM: kill em all and let god sort em out
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Hardflip$ 1st T Everytime on January 03, 2022, 08:19:24 PM: Quote from: everythingisgreat on January 02, 2022, 09:03:06 PM
round 2 is:

Steezus, Jeron, Eldy

Im gonna hafta marry Roger so he can film and edit my parts, im fuckin Kelly cuz he is the best looking also has a girls name. And that leave crob to kill
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: versacekid420 on January 03, 2022, 08:27:02 PM: imagine fucking the dog shit outta chris roberts
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: shouldn't on January 03, 2022, 09:24:06 PM: Quote from: ok boomer on January 03, 2022, 08:56:16 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/c2PQNDg/thPyqJk.gif) (https://ibb.co/XF9tzS2)
how many moons did this man not masturbate for? poor guy (or guys)
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: keepthefunkalive on January 03, 2022, 10:14:48 PM: Poop on kelly, pee on crob, lay an egg on roger. If I were a bird they would all come from the same hole. #TheNineCloaca
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: Lord Quas on January 04, 2022, 10:29:17 AM: this one's easy:

marry Kelly - i feel like he'd treat you nice, and doesnt fuck with drugs and shit.

fuck crob - the homie knows cuffs, so he probably down with some freaky shi

kill roger - respectfully, only cuz its the last option, and i dont wanna bang him
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: alecjahr on January 04, 2022, 11:25:51 AM: Marry crob / jeron
Kill Kelly / stezz
Fuck Rog / eldy
Title: Re: Kill, Fuck, Marry: Crob, Kelly, Roger
Post by: TheDingus on January 04, 2022, 11:44:05 AM: What the fuck has slap become. Nuke this site.