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Title: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 10:35:25 PM
ill start by saying brandon starr is a skater you should stay away from. that man looks like he smokes and sells meth. well, that guy is from florida so he probably is. i even offered him a hit of my bowl one time he was like “i dont smoke”. moments later hes smoking a fucking joint. he also lies about not skating for supreme. he looks like he’ll stab or even SHOOT you just by looking at him. he does not like to be bothered and i made a mistake by doing so. fuck brandon starr for thinking im a bozo and a kook and for also removing me from his followers on instagram and making his page private.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 10:42:29 PM
This thread is now about steak. Best steakhouse I ever been to was in Calgary, Alberta- green salad, cheese stuffed double baked taters and mouthwatering slabs of beef. I was into cooking steaks at home a few years ago before the price of beef went sky high, just pan-frying them because I didn't and still don't have a proper grill. Wal-Mart was airing these great advertisement showing Hispanic families cooking these delicious-looking steaks at home, let's just say I wasted a lot of money buying crappy ribeyes and such from fucking Wal-Mart, I don't know what I was thinking. I'd really like to try a Brazilian churrasqueira or Argentinian steakhouse, the green chimichurri sauce or whatever its called is so bomb.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 10:45:20 PM
This thread is now about steak.

steak deez nuts in your mouth and gtfo
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 10:47:04 PM
Man, I remember the first time I had a real STEAKHOUSE aged steak; ruined steak for me for years. It was decades before my trife ass could afford another steak that nice.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 10:47:24 PM
How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 10:48:57 PM
Man, I remember the first time I had a real STEAKHOUSE aged steak; ruined steak for me for years. It was decades before my trife ass could afford another steak that nice.

brandon starr would rob a whole steakhouse and trade all that shit for meth
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 10:49:27 PM
I like a potato side, personally.
Conditioning, I guess.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 10:51:07 PM
I like a potato side, personally.
Conditioning, I guess.

brandon starr would literally put a gun to your head for that plate of food cause he spent all his money on meth and weed and the flow sponsorship at supreme isnt enough for him to pay the bills so he gotta sell meth
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 10:55:13 PM
Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 10:58:13 PM
Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk

you dont wanna talk about brandon starr? sounds like hes REALLY bad news LMAOOOOO
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 11:00:10 PM
Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk
A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 11:01:55 PM
You got dibs on my first-born child, Lou
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:02:41 PM
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Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk
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A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.

you dont even know who he is huh? well hes a bozo that should be buried under rikers island
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: EdLawndale on February 01, 2022, 11:03:31 PM
I like my steaks well-well-done.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:04:31 PM
I like my steaks well-well-done.

so burnt?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 11:06:05 PM
Make sure you chew that boot leather real good, Ed. Not everybody knows the Heimlich maneuver
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 11:06:16 PM
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Come on Mods, we have a fly in the ointment here. Back to the sirloin, T-bone and NY strip talk
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A lot of people don’t know this about me, but… I’m the one that put the Sir back into sirloin. The cut had lost a lot of respect over the years until I came along & massaged it’s public image.
You’re welcome.
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you dont even know who he is huh? well hes a bozo that should be buried under rikers island
Unless this dude is buried under mushrooms with a savory white wine and butter sauce, I’m not interested in hearing another word about him.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 11:09:08 PM
Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: keepthefunkalive on February 01, 2022, 11:09:49 PM
There's a steak shortage. Google "golden corral brawl". The struggle is real. Get that meat while you can... burnt, rare, whatever. If you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf, you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:10:37 PM
Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady

no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: EdLawndale on February 01, 2022, 11:11:04 PM
Isn't there a theory that everyone in Pulp Fiction is a vampire because they order their steaks raw?

Edit: For sure if your last name is "Starr", that's a made up name...
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: keepthefunkalive on February 01, 2022, 11:13:06 PM
Isn't there a theory that everyone in Pulp Fiction is a vampire because they order their steaks raw?

Edit: For sure if your last name is "Starr", that's a made up name...

Might explain the briefcase "soul" theory a little better maybe?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 01, 2022, 11:14:35 PM
I want to try some wagyu beef with eggs aged in volcanoes for a month.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:24:57 PM
watch the damn video. https://youtu.be/2EMvmY3Mj4M
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:28:12 PM
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There's a steak shortage. Google "golden corral brawl". The struggle is real. Get that meat while you can... burnt, rare, whatever. If you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf, you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf.
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LOL. I looked it up. This shit is SAVAGE. You know when the chewy, gristley steaks run out at the small town buffet, shit is about to get real grimey and blood is gonna spill

only brandon starr would start a fight over steak
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 11:28:54 PM
Somebody call the steak police!
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 11:30:04 PM
Hahaha, OP is still trying to change the subject back to some gimp nobody knows of or cares about. What a plucky little dipshit, he just keeps on truckin
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 01, 2022, 11:32:30 PM
Hahaha, OP is still trying to change the subject back to some gimp nobody knows of or cares about. What a plucky little dipshit, he just keeps on truckin

HA! take that BITCH ASS BRANDON. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOURE HOT SHIT. YOU SHOULDVE LET ME SMOKE YOU OUT THEN I WOULDVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR SOFT BLOCKING ME ON INSTA
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: shouldn't on February 01, 2022, 11:36:36 PM
get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 01, 2022, 11:37:19 PM
watch the damn video. https://youtu.be/2EMvmY3Mj4M
Alright, Brandon…
Steak talk aside, what is it you want here?
I watched the edit: you’re a fine skateboarder. That’s not saying much coming from me because I’m an old, but I struggle to see how this path to self promotion will lead to upgrading you from shop flow to full on team dude.
You seem to have something, but for sure, THIS isn’t the way to go about promoting it.
Now…
Tell us about how you like YOUR steaks prepared, won’t you?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 01, 2022, 11:39:13 PM
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Hahaha, OP is still trying to change the subject back to some gimp nobody knows of or cares about. What a plucky little dipshit, he just keeps on truckin
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HA! take that BITCH ASS BRANDON. NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU SO STOP ACTING LIKE YOURE HOT SHIT. YOU SHOULDVE LET ME SMOKE YOU OUT THEN I WOULDVE FORGIVEN YOU FOR SOFT BLOCKING ME ON INSTA
HAHAHA you got me, dawg. I'm Brandon Starr and I will NOT smoke bammer out of your soda can pipe with you because you're 12 and that's sketchy, big guy
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: keepthefunkalive on February 02, 2022, 12:04:57 AM
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There's a steak shortage. Google "golden corral brawl". The struggle is real. Get that meat while you can... burnt, rare, whatever. If you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf, you gotta throw a toddler high-chair at a mf.
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LOL. I looked it up. This shit is SAVAGE. You know when the chewy, gristley steaks run out at the small town buffet, shit is about to get real grimey and blood is gonna spill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdf5ol3XU44

It's one of those hilarious yet sad and disturbing indicators of the impending doom that is humanity.

OP I'm gonna give you some real advice here. Most of your posts are about flow/am/hyped skaters you've met in person that were weirded out by you. Try a different approach. Google the definition of "tact" and proceed from there. It's ok to tell someone you appreciate their skating, but do it in a way that doesn't make them uncomfortable. They have anxiety just like the rest of us. Or, just leave them alone and go skate or play video games or whatever.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 12:26:34 AM
Add steak riots to the list of fucked up signs of societal decline, along with for-profit steak prisons for people who order dry aged steaks well-done. But I admit I've made some ribeyes in the air fryer and they came out impeccable.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Samson Simpson on February 02, 2022, 12:48:43 AM
I don’t eat a lot of steak at all(chicken is my go-to), but I had a great steak topped with gorganzola on a date at Black Angus years ago.
I still think about it weekly
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Prostate Exam on February 02, 2022, 12:57:11 AM
Shout out to steaks!
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: beatifk on February 02, 2022, 12:58:23 AM
Steak is so good.

Last week I went to a steakhouse nearby and had a Chianina Fiorentina. Basically a thick t-bone (3 fingers minimum by definition) from an ancient Roman breed of cow. Fucking delicious. It was cooked over a wood fire and they had the meat hanging in the center of restaurant on top of the bar in a glass case. The owner and boss hacked the meat up on a giant butcher block with a giant knife directly in front of the fire.

About a month ago I got an end cut Fiorentina which was over 4 fingers thick and weighed about 2.5 kilos. It was fucking enormous. I cooked it at home in cast iron with some butter. It was delicious.

I've eaten Kobe beef in Kobe. That was one of the best meals I've ever eaten in my life.

I've eaten several times at Peter Luger. The first time I ate there I was quite young and my father gave me a gift certificate for christmas. That was when I first understood how good steak could be.

I used to use my ex-girlfriend's bridge card to buy porterhouses at Easter Market in Detroit which we would take up north camping to cook over the fire. A real cowboy style steak.

Steak tartare is something I regularly go out with a friend to eat, maybe once a month.

It's always gotta be rare. If I'm eating steak that's not quality enough to eat rare, it's not worth the detriments to my health.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: JugeL on February 02, 2022, 01:00:55 AM
Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: backside_reacharound on February 02, 2022, 01:11:12 AM
How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.

bro, what a fucking boss. your side dish for steak is chicken? are you the meat king?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Highonangeldust on February 02, 2022, 01:13:08 AM
get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
This is the way.
(https://i.postimg.cc/jjb99DJt/42-F6-ED9-C-CE9-D-4-CBF-A7-C9-30-D840620277.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Shout out to Kunz spoons. You know the vibes.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mark Renton on February 02, 2022, 01:15:08 AM
This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: JugeL on February 02, 2022, 02:09:37 AM
This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
Any more Stars that come to mind?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mean salto on February 02, 2022, 02:18:16 AM
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This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
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Any more Stars that come to mind?
Martin Starr
https://youtu.be/XScjyEYhhCc
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: beatifk on February 02, 2022, 02:37:35 AM
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This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
[close]
Any more Stars that come to mind?
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Martin Starr
https://youtu.be/XScjyEYhhCc

Gangstarr

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzuD6pM8P7o
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: FUBAR on February 02, 2022, 03:09:09 AM
A nice, easy steak marinade (if yer tired of the ole salt and pepper) is to mix teriaki, soy sauce, olive oil, and brown sugar. Let that beautiful hunk of meat (porterhouse for me) sit in it for 24 hrs, grill to medium over charcoal, and eat.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mark Renton on February 02, 2022, 03:09:22 AM
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This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
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Any more Stars that come to mind?

Ringo!
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on February 02, 2022, 03:53:59 AM
I treat myself on Thursday evenings to a Fillet Steak served medium rare (well seared) with baby potatoes, broccoli, fried chestnut mushrooms with a healthy portion of hot pepper sauce.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on February 02, 2022, 04:47:56 AM
I don’t care where my steak is from as long as it’s skin side down.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Easy Slider on February 02, 2022, 04:59:46 AM
(https://images.sk-static.com/images/media/img/col6/20100412-140540-506043.jpg)

Fredro Starr. He was nice when I met him in person tho.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Beeda Weeda on February 02, 2022, 05:01:26 AM
http://youtu.be/CjpC3ULiYJM
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on February 02, 2022, 05:24:30 AM
get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.


This is more or less how I make steak and it's the best. Sometimes I put a lil rosemary on top and save the thyme for the butter and garlic basting.


Actually made a t-bone last night and it was gr8.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 05:55:22 AM
Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!

meat is murder and poisons ur soul
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: beandemon on February 02, 2022, 06:01:37 AM
You got dibs on my first-born child, Lou

Which he will doubtless dry age and grill to perfection.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: offkilter on February 02, 2022, 06:02:46 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul

This thread is now about grinding macadamia nuts into a fine dust
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 06:03:53 AM
i can post a recipe for cashew cheez if ur into that
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: bo bice on February 02, 2022, 06:19:07 AM
Make no mistake son
It’s Jake-One
He makes beats well
Like I like my steaks done
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Jewel Runner on February 02, 2022, 06:19:22 AM
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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
[close]
This is the way.
(https://i.postimg.cc/jjb99DJt/42-F6-ED9-C-CE9-D-4-CBF-A7-C9-30-D840620277.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
Shout out to Kunz spoons. You know the vibes.

Can't you do that with any spoon?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: backside_frontside on February 02, 2022, 06:22:23 AM
Anybody ever sous vide a steak? It’s kinda a process but it turns out really good. Still gotta sear it after but you don’t have to worry as much about over cooking it.

Medium rare is the only way. And if you’re not butter basting that bitch you’re doing it wrong.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: jorge on February 02, 2022, 06:32:10 AM
Going to Buenos Aires in a couple of months and I am going to gorge myself on steak and Malbec morning noon and night. 
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Post by: Sightunseen on February 02, 2022, 06:53:59 AM
Opening this thread was a big misteak

Ok, I’ll see myself out now.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mean salto on February 02, 2022, 07:12:58 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 367s on February 02, 2022, 07:21:13 AM
OP just gets cool guyed by every popular ny skater lol
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 07:37:49 AM
OP just gets cool guyed by every popular ny skater lol

not every.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 07:42:38 AM
the two-three times i met reynolds 2011-2015, he seemed like someone who's baby stayed up all night crying and had a splitting migraine.

neckface, dollin, neen, figgy and beagle were super chill at this 2014 NY Baker demo in the catskills.

pretty sure mins after the skating stopped, neen was cooking chicken shirtless in the parking lot, signing these red hand towels they gave out to the kids.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 07:52:12 AM
the two-three times i met reynolds 2011-2015, he seemed like someone who's baby stayed up all night crying and had a splitting migraine.

neckface, dollin, neen, figgy and beagle were super chill at this 2014 NY Baker demo in the catskills.

pretty sure mins after the skating stopped, neen was cooking chicken shirtless in the parking lot, signing these red hand towels they gave out to the kids.

dang bro andrew reynolds sounds like how elise hedge was like when i met them again at substance. imagine if i catch them working at labor? they’ll be like “ugh not this kid again”. but yeah andrew reynolds sounds like hes sick of being andrew reynolds
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 07:59:13 AM
oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Coastal Fever on February 02, 2022, 08:05:34 AM
Serious question… would you rather eat human poop once and still be able to eat whatever you want.. or not eat poop and have to go vegan for life?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 08:09:05 AM
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watch the damn video. https://youtu.be/2EMvmY3Mj4M
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Alright, Brandon…
Steak talk aside, what is it you want here?
I watched the edit: you’re a fine skateboarder. That’s not saying much coming from me because I’m an old, but I struggle to see how this path to self promotion will lead to upgrading you from shop flow to full on team dude.

im not brandon starr. im a guy that regrets meeting him again at tompkins after seeing him be a spotter for sully cormier when they were skating by the blick art store a couple of blocks away from washington square. skater/actor evan mock was there for some reason as well as sean pablo and beatrice domond. bill strobeck was filming that shit
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 08:11:32 AM
Serious question… would you rather eat human poop once and still be able to eat whatever you want.. or not eat poop and have to go vegan for life?

id eat shit either way. on the skateboard, literally, then i would eat whatever i want. if you really make me eat literal shit ill just knock over the plate and DASH
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 08:29:34 AM
get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 08:31:23 AM
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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
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Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon

so you obviously regret meeting any pro skater that you had to change the subject to stupid fucking steak
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 08:36:36 AM
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How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.
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bro, what a fucking boss. your side dish for steak is chicken? are you the meat king?
I have high protein requirements to meet the demands of a rigorous schedule of blasting semen onto an assortment of lovely young lady's faces. After all, I am Brandon Starr, amateur porn god and nephew of the world-famous Rachel Starr and her mesmerizing butt cheeks. I have a reputation to maintain and eating lots of meat really gets my nads pumpin
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 08:38:23 AM
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This thread is now about Rachel Starr.

Ah shit also Lela Star.
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Any more Stars that come to mind?
Kenneth Starr, notorious prosecutor and known raging asshole who ruined poor Monica Lewinsky's life
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 08:43:00 AM
Notice how OP did not dispute my assertion that he is a 12 year old. You know, makesureyoulandbolts, there's a poster on here called SneakySecrets who is not only a phenomenally innovative skateboarder, he will smoke weed with a toddler if that's what it takes to catch a free toke. He made a whole thread about it.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: jorge on February 02, 2022, 08:43:07 AM
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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
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Quality post. I copied and pasted this to a text file on my comp, gonna try this soon
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so you obviously regret meeting any pro skater that you had to change the subject to stupid fucking steak
Since you are in NYC I recommend the classic Peter Luger but bring (a lot of) cash, they don't take cards!  Also I think Keens is maaaaybe even better its somewhere in the 30s can't remember for sure.  Cool old man steakhouse vibe with tons of pipes sticking into the ceiling, both spots are musts.  At Peter Luger they won't fuck with well done you'll take what they give you and that's that.  Also don't even bother with sides at either place, they don't care about them at all neither should you.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: lilboosie on February 02, 2022, 08:43:19 AM
i like my steak cooked skin side up
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: spicysk8rboi on February 02, 2022, 08:50:04 AM
oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.

dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 08:50:26 AM
Notice how OP did not dispute my assertion that he is a 12 year old. You know, makesureyoulandbolts, there's a poster on here called SneakySecrets who is not only a phenomenally innovative skateboarder, he will smoke weed with a toddler if that's what it takes to catch a free toke. He made a whole thread about it.

he is 23 you asshole
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: KGB on February 02, 2022, 08:50:39 AM
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How do you guys like your steaks cooked and what do you get on the side? I'm a medium rare guy and I love Santa Maria style BBQ Tri-Tip with chicken, garlic bread, Ranch beans and Macaroni salad.
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bro, what a fucking boss. your side dish for steak is chicken? are you the meat king?
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I have high protein requirements to meet the demands of a rigorous schedule of blasting semen onto an assortment of lovely young lady's faces. After all, I am Brandon Starr, amateur porn god and nephew of the world-famous Rachel Starr and her mesmerizing butt cheeks. I have a reputation to maintain and eating lots of meat really gets my nads pumpin

High protein requirements don’t require eating dead animals. Every heard of a brontossaur? People that refer to meat as protein just make themselves sound dumb.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 08:52:22 AM
Stop killing my vibes and go eat some kale. Jerk
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 08:52:55 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

i never referred them as my sister quit twisting my fucking words dickhead. i only said they REMINDED ME. do you not know how to fucking read man???? you need to go back to kindergarten if you dont know how to mr wise guy
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: KGB on February 02, 2022, 08:58:18 AM
Stop killing my vibes and go eat some kale. Jerk

Alrighty then
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 09:00:41 AM
Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:03:13 AM
Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER????? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS
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Post by: spicysk8rboi on February 02, 2022, 09:05:05 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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i never referred them as my sister quit twisting my fucking words dickhead. i only said they REMINDED ME. do you not know how to fucking read man???? you need to go back to kindergarten if you dont know how to mr wise guy

oops my bad
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: KGB on February 02, 2022, 09:05:30 AM
Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick

I see your point lol
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 09:07:50 AM
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Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick
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WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER????? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS
I can't stop laughing. Thanks, OP. This thread is turning into solid gold
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 09:11:26 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone

Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:12:13 AM
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Eating live animals is too much fuss. Them chickens can move pretty quick
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WHICH PRO SKATER DID YOU REGRET MEETING YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKER????? DO I HAVE TO CALL AN AMBULANCE TO TAKE YOU TO THE FUCKING WACKY SHACK AND MAKE SURE THEY FUCKING GUVE YOU PILLS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IM ASKING YOU? THIS IS WHY I HATE THE FUCKING SLAP FORUMS
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I can't stop laughing. Thanks, OP. This thread is turning into solid gold

you still havent answered my question. youre pushing 40 and you still havent answered my fucking question. this is why i think older people are shit for brained
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:13:38 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.

they’ll***
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 09:14:02 AM
I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mark Renton on February 02, 2022, 09:14:19 AM
I tried to make this into a nsfw thread but since it’s still about steaks (and obscure skaters)..
Has anyone dined here?

Gaetano's Cheesesteaks

https://g.co/kgs/LhHpYN

Kind of a long shot I know but there must be someone on here from that area. (Edit: New Jersey).

Found it cos their replies to bad reviews went viral and now I wish I lived close to try it.

Edit: if you never tried Fiorentina / asado you’re missing out big time.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: EdLawndale on February 02, 2022, 09:24:35 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.

 :'(
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Craig Lutzka on February 02, 2022, 09:27:00 AM
Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 09:30:39 AM
I'm still laughing at the thought of taking an ambulance to the wacky shack
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:31:11 AM
Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?

answer my question fuck face. oh wait youre gonna kook me like the last guy???? fuck you
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Post by: KGB on February 02, 2022, 09:31:57 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.

But will you eat him after you murder him? What type of seasoning would you use?
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 09:32:36 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.

You seem like an A1 Steak Sauce kind of guy. Personally, not my thing.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:32:39 AM
I'm still laughing at the thought of taking an ambulance to the wacky shack

i fucking hate this website. if twitter had more skaters bitchin about people i wouldnt have to resort to this website
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:34:23 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.
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But will you eat him after you murder him? What type of seasoning would you use?

sazon cause im latino af. im not gonna actually murder that guy. im just pissed theres too much snow on the ground thats still melting and i cant fucking skate
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 09:34:29 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
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they’ll***

Shane They'll, team manager of They'k Junt.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:35:26 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.
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You seem like an A1 Steak Sauce kind of guy. Personally, not my thing.

i actually do like A1. especially on those burger king burgers way back when
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:36:06 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
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they’ll***
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Shane They'll, team manager of They'k Junt.

do you hate non-binary people???
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Post by: goodatmeth on February 02, 2022, 09:36:54 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.

I'm saying this with full respect and don't mean any harm to you, but you might benefit enormously by looking into getting some psychiatric help. Your quality of life might skyrocket after seeing your own flaws and how other people perceive you.
Nobody wants to disrespect you, you're just being extremely weird and might suffer from some bad narcissistic personality disorder.

Wishing you all the best
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Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 09:37:07 AM
Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?

nah. literally any north philly place is better imo. joe's is p sick and they have good milkshakes
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Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 09:37:32 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo

“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:38:19 AM
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I'll answer your question seriously, OP. I've never regretted meeting a pro skater because I have never met a pro skater. Because I am not a naive, awkward, starstruck weirdo who goes of his way to talk to people who I don't know and I have nothing to do with other than shared interest in riding a stupid toy. I mean you sound like you are foaming at the mouth to make a real connection with somebody who's good at skating. You baby gorilla, you need to get a horse and go live in the mountains somewhere and stop bothering people
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youre a fucking asshole i hope you die from a fucking heart attack just by reading this reply alone. i just wanna be cool man. now im getting kooked by you and now i feel like i wanna fucking MURDER you for being so disrespectful towards me. nobody disrespects me. nobody should EVER disrespect me or else theyre getting smoked. like the stupid steak you keep mentioning. i am not annoying. im just being disrespected left and right. and im fucking sick of it. its shit like this that makes me wish tompkins was turned into a soccer field.
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I'm saying this with full respect and don't mean any harm to you, but you might benefit enormously by looking into getting some psychiatric help. Your quality of life might skyrocket after seeing your own flaws and how other people perceive you.
Nobody wants to disrespect you, you're just being extremely weird and might suffer from some bad narcissistic personality disorder.

Wishing you all the best

everyones a psychologist. also i have autism man get it right
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Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 09:38:51 AM
“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”

i dont eat meat but ur a stupid colon dancer
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Post by: Mean salto on February 02, 2022, 09:43:29 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 09:46:16 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
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they’ll***
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Shane They'll, team manager of They'k Junt.
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do you hate non-binary people???

You seem to hate at least one.
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Post by: Mr. Stinky on February 02, 2022, 09:47:30 AM
This thread started out one way, then really squashed the beef.
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 09:48:47 AM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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they’ll***
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Shane They'll, team manager of They'k Junt.
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do you hate non-binary people???
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You seem to hate at least one.

not because theyre non-binary. because they BARKED at me last time i met them
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Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 09:51:03 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs

i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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Post by: Sightunseen on February 02, 2022, 09:52:57 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place

What kind of bagel did you get?
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on February 02, 2022, 10:04:03 AM
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Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?
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answer my question fuck face. oh wait youre gonna kook me like the last guy???? fuck you
I literally have no clue who Brandon Starr is and I don’t give a fuck either. We are discussing meat.
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 10:11:38 AM
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Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?
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answer my question fuck face. oh wait youre gonna kook me like the last guy???? fuck you
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I literally have no clue who Brandon Starr is and I don’t give a fuck either. We are discussing meat.

its my topic. and you wanna discuss MEAT? AY YOOOOOOOOO PAUSE
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Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 10:15:54 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?

everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
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Post by: tuesday on February 02, 2022, 10:21:28 AM
So much beef talking about steak
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 10:24:52 AM
So much beef talking about steak

cause they keep talking about it. hey at least one of em answered my question correctly
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Post by: lilboosie on February 02, 2022, 10:25:10 AM
im too poor for steak, however i just had beef top ramen.

and i read on buzzfeed that steak is usually beef
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Post by: warmbathfanatic on February 02, 2022, 10:25:39 AM
Potentially controversial, but i would have to say i’m fond of the steak sandwich. Rare/medium rare, on toasted ciabatta, with arugula, smashed seasoned cherry tomatoes, finely sliced red onions, pepperoncinis, and homemade garlic aoli made with chilli infused oil.
Mrs. vickies original on the side
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Post by: jorge on February 02, 2022, 10:26:21 AM
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?
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everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
If I met my favorite skater in person eating a bagel with hummus on it I'd smack that shit right out of his hand and replace it with some quality beef.
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 10:27:21 AM
Potentially controversial, but i would have to say i’m fond of the steak sandwich. Rare/medium rare, on toasted ciabatta, with arugula, smashed seasoned cherry tomatoes, finely sliced red onions, pepperoncinis, and homemade garlic aoli made with chilli infused oil.
Mrs. vickies original on the side
This sounds amazing
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Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 10:33:53 AM
Steak is nice but you have to know where to look for prime carne asada. Most people down here at the fast Mexican dive spots just have grey scrambled eggs ass carne. But if you find a place that actually marinates their shit and it's cut in strips, then you're in Valhalla
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Post by: 367s on February 02, 2022, 10:35:47 AM
My mom makes really good steak
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Post by: warmbathfanatic on February 02, 2022, 10:44:42 AM
Steak is nice but you have to know where to look for prime carne asada. Most people down here at the fast Mexican dive spots just have grey scrambled eggs ass carne. But if you find a place that actually marinates their shit and it's cut in strips, then you're in Valhalla

Confirmed. Let that shit soak overnight in the fridge, and then until room temp on your counter. If you like a lil kick add some fresh sliced jalapenos, and a pinch of dried chilli flakes to your marinade, you won’t regret it. Dont forget to squeeze a wedge of lime over your finished product.
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Post by: yapple dapple on February 02, 2022, 11:03:38 AM
I don’t eat a lot of steak at all(chicken is my go-to), but I had a great steak topped with gorganzola on a date at Black Angus years ago.
I still think about it weekly

When I was in high school, my friend was a waiter at Black Angus. One night we were picking him up to go skate when he got off work. He was taking forever. We got bored and looked up at the sign on the roof. We thought it be funny to remove the g in Angus. So we climbed up there and took all the lights out of that letter. It said Black Anus for at least two months.
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Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 11:04:56 AM
So much beef talking about steak

life only ignored me bc they got ratio'd :(
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Post by: ok boomer on February 02, 2022, 11:07:47 AM
I haven't eaten steak since 1994 baby. Chicken and turkey only , as far as meat goes, since January of 1995
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Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 11:09:40 AM
I haven't eaten steak since 1994 baby. Chicken and turkey only , as far as meat goes, since January of 1995

wait which one is it
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Post by: EdLawndale on February 02, 2022, 11:19:39 AM
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I haven't eaten steak since 1994 baby. Chicken and turkey only , as far as meat goes, since January of 1995
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wait which one is it

Sounds like he made the switch on NYE
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Post by: somefucker on February 02, 2022, 11:22:19 AM
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I haven't eaten steak since 1994 baby. Chicken and turkey only , as far as meat goes, since January of 1995
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wait which one is it
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Sounds like he made the switch on NYE

i know im just dumb rn
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Post by: fredgallSOTY on February 02, 2022, 11:33:38 AM
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Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady
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no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
bro is not on supreme idk what to tell you
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 11:36:29 AM
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Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady
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no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
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bro is not on supreme idk what to tell you

but hes around those guys.
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Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 11:42:03 AM
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Is he related to Rachel Starr? If so can he get me her number? That is one legendary set of buns on that lady
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no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
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bro is not on supreme idk what to tell you
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but hes around those guys.

Retweets don't equal endorsements
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Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 11:49:50 AM
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no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
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bro is not on supreme idk what to tell you
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but hes around those guys.
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Retweets don't equal endorsements

he was literally a spotter for sully. and evan mock, sean pablo, beatrice domond and bill were there. evan mock wasnt a supreme skater tho he was probably a special guest for an upcoming skate film for supreme. youre probably looking at some old outdated skater database.
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Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 11:52:58 AM
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no hes not. hes a tompkins skater that skates for supreme
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bro is not on supreme idk what to tell you
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but hes around those guys.
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Retweets don't equal endorsements
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he was literally a spotter for sully. and evan mock, sean pablo, beatrice domond and bill were there. evan mock wasnt a supreme skater tho he was probably a special guest for an upcoming skate film for supreme. youre probably looking at some old outdated skater database.

Yeah dude just because he's skating with some people doesn't mean he's sponsored. If things worked that way I'd be on $lave
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 11:58:06 AM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?
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everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
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If I met my favorite skater in person eating a bagel with hummus on it I'd smack that shit right out of his hand and replace it with some quality beef.

thanks for the love, but you wouldn’t do shit :)
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: EdLawndale on February 02, 2022, 12:06:37 PM
makesureyoulandbolts: That Brandon Starr is one Supreme skater, I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.

Slap Massage Boards: No, you don't.

makesureyoulandbolts: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and Brandon SKATED ON SUPREME! WOOO-EEEE!

Slap Massage Boards: No they didn't.

makesureyoulandbolts: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!
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Post by: jorge on February 02, 2022, 12:10:31 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
[close]

“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?
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everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
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If I met my favorite skater in person eating a bagel with hummus on it I'd smack that shit right out of his hand and replace it with some quality beef.
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thanks for the love, but you wouldn’t do shit :)
Oh wouldn't I?  I would note bagel with fucking hummus on it and internally say "there is no acceptable spread that can go on an everything bagel except for cream cheese" and then look them dead in the eye and give the 'sup nod, then glance at the bagel and do my best not to derisively chuckle,  then go off and tell my friends that I saw Mark Gonzales walking around eating some kind of kook tourist bagel.  And they would laugh.  Then we'd maybe go get a slice or something.
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on February 02, 2022, 12:18:07 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
would +1
lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 12:19:41 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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would +1
lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin

Surviving
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on February 02, 2022, 12:25:11 PM
makesureyoulandbolts: That Brandon Starr is one Supreme skater, I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.

Slap Massage Boards: No, you don't.

makesureyoulandbolts: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and Brandon SKATED ON SUPREME! WOOO-EEEE!

Slap Massage Boards: No they didn't.

makesureyoulandbolts: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!
ILL TURN THIS DAMN BUS AROUND
THAT’LL END YOUR PRECIOUS LITTLE FIELD TRIP PRETTY DAMN QUICK
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Post by: JugeL on February 02, 2022, 12:25:54 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
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“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
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Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?
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everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
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If I met my favorite skater in person eating a bagel with hummus on it I'd smack that shit right out of his hand and replace it with some quality beef.
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thanks for the love, but you wouldn’t do shit :)
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Oh wouldn't I?  I would note bagel with fucking hummus on it and internally say "there is no acceptable spread that can go on an everything bagel except for cream cheese" and then look them dead in the eye and give the 'sup nod, then glance at the bagel and do my best not to derisively chuckle,  then go off and tell my friends that I saw Mark Gonzales walking around eating some kind of kook tourist bagel.  And they would laugh.  Then we'd maybe go get a slice or something.
I change my answer, this is the skater you shouldn't meet in person
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on February 02, 2022, 12:27:06 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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would +1
lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
im currently deteriorating from my lack of every essential vitamin and going broke from my privileged super expensive diet of veggies, rice, noodles, beans, tofu and lentils
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: makesureyoulandbolts on February 02, 2022, 12:30:55 PM
makesureyoulandbolts: That Brandon Starr is one Supreme skater, I know from experience, dude. If you know what I mean.

Slap Massage Boards: No, you don't.

makesureyoulandbolts: Well, not me personally but a guy I know. Him and Brandon SKATED ON SUPREME! WOOO-EEEE!

Slap Massage Boards: No they didn't.

makesureyoulandbolts: No, No, they didn't. But you could imagine what it'd be like if they did, eh, eh... everybody on, good, great, grand, wonderful, NO YELLING ON THE BUS!!!

ok thanks for making me realize ive been flippin out over a nobody that got lucky somehow. he dont deserve to be around supreme, FA or any brand thats around those two
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Post by: Frank on February 02, 2022, 12:31:12 PM
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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would +1
lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving

we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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A cow would eat a human baby and think nothing of it.

Fuk premium. Whatever steak from aldi put olive oil in frying pan put in steak and just cook it till the red water stuff stops coming out. Put salt and pepper on it. Done-zo
[close]

“here’s a stupid fantasyland excuse for my shitty diet. i’ll prove it’s shitty by posting a disgusting recipe for something that will kill me via colon dancer in 20 years”
[close]
Hey it's a dum joke no need to call me homophobic slurs
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i meant when your colon is dancing your body into sepsis as you die! my bad i was in line at the bagel place
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What kind of bagel did you get?
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everything w/ hummus. was coming home from yoga before i go into work at 2. it was okay. living in nyc kinda killed the bagel experience for me anywhere else
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If I met my favorite skater in person eating a bagel with hummus on it I'd smack that shit right out of his hand and replace it with some quality beef.
[close]

thanks for the love, but you wouldn’t do shit :)
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Oh wouldn't I?  I would note bagel with fucking hummus on it and internally say "there is no acceptable spread that can go on an everything bagel except for cream cheese" and then look them dead in the eye and give the 'sup nod, then glance at the bagel and do my best not to derisively chuckle,  then go off and tell my friends that I saw Mark Gonzales walking around eating some kind of kook tourist bagel.  And they would laugh.  Then we'd maybe go get a slice or something.
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I change my answer, this is the skater you shouldn't meet in person

yeah i mean i dont blame him cause gonz isnt originally from NY. but either way yeah fuck gonz. he shouldnt have made anti-semitic priests and called them rare. it is possible that he is a literal nazi which is why he has no social media. so he wont get reminded of those insensitive priests
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Post by: Pipe Dreamer on February 02, 2022, 12:48:42 PM
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I don’t eat a lot of steak at all(chicken is my go-to), but I had a great steak topped with gorganzola on a date at Black Angus years ago.
I still think about it weekly
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When I was in high school, my friend was a waiter at Black Angus. One night we were picking him up to go skate when he got off work. He was taking forever. We got bored and looked up at the sign on the roof. We thought it be funny to remove the g in Angus. So we climbed up there and took all the lights out of that letter. It said Black Anus for at least two months.

PROPS
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Post by: donkey on February 02, 2022, 12:50:50 PM
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
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they’ll***
you are taking the cake for the most cringey poster ive ever seen on slap. dude, you fucking suck. you are so pathetic lol. and thats saying a lot compared to how many shitheads have posted on slap before
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Post by: Síota on February 02, 2022, 12:51:05 PM
Skaters you shouldn't eat in person
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oh yeah lemme add king abdo to the list. he looks and sounds like a lil shit. he even made me stop talking to elise after me and them talked again when i saw them again at tompkins. its like they both think im tryna fuck elise like bro they (elise) remind me of my sister and i dont wanna fuck my sister. first time i met them it made me wanna ask my sister how shes been after not talking to her for so long.
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dude you were talking shit about Elise a couple weeks ago. you also keep using their pronouns then refer to them as your sister, think about that.

i don’t eat steak sorry everyone
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Maybe if he buys Elise a Beyond Steak she’ll be beyond happy to see him and be his honorary sister.
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they’ll***
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you are taking the cake for the most cringey poster ive ever seen on slap. dude, you fucking suck. you are so pathetic lol. and thats saying a lot compared to how many shitheads have posted on slap before

i have autism. im supposed to be cringe. DEAL WITH IT
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on February 02, 2022, 12:54:14 PM
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).

Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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Post by: $$LESH on February 02, 2022, 12:56:12 PM
anyone knows how brandon likes his steak? strikes me as a medium well type guy
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Post by: ok boomer on February 02, 2022, 01:07:29 PM
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I haven't eaten steak since 1994 baby. Chicken and turkey only , as far as meat goes, since January of 1995
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wait which one is it
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Sounds like he made the switch on NYE
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i know im just dumb rn

Last steak was before X-Mas of 1994 but I ate burgers until mid January of 95, and then retired.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 01:12:11 PM
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.

Facts. Vegan gate keeping is anti revolutionary
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Post by: Frank on February 02, 2022, 01:13:39 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.

word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Post by: DaleSr on February 02, 2022, 01:20:48 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.

Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: jorge on February 02, 2022, 01:26:01 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
need to know where leftists and vegans stand on hummus slathered bagels because that shit helps no one
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: spicysk8rboi on February 02, 2022, 01:28:27 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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need to know where leftists and vegans stand on hummus slathered bagels because that shit helps no one

i indulge in hummus every now and then but i prefer mykonos cream cheese, shits so fire with nutritional yeast
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Freelancevagrant on February 02, 2022, 01:29:29 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it

Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Frank on February 02, 2022, 01:34:19 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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need to know where leftists and vegans stand on hummus slathered bagels because that shit helps no one

serious answer: as a leftist, i approve of bagels, hummus, and any combo of the two, as long as you bought it with money that you made without exploiting workers and as long as the workers you bought it from aren't exploited. but you can't be sure about that, so just try to look for clues and keep your own hands as clean as you can. unfortunately in the world we live in, catching some dirt is inevitable. but you may enjoy your bagel.

may the marx be with you as you chomsky down that bagel.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Daydrunk on February 02, 2022, 01:49:18 PM
Honestly don't care for t bones much, dem phily cheesesteaks go crazy tho
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Post by: dannyprovolone on February 02, 2022, 01:52:44 PM
skirt steak and flank steak is low key the best and most versatile cuts

shout out to bovines
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: dannyprovolone on February 02, 2022, 01:59:24 PM
Philly pals,
Is Dalessandro’s worth waiting in line or is it some over hyped bullshit you can find anywhere?

slightly over hyped but it's still excellent

lines there fucking suck and are super long, try to go when its not busy/call your order in

johns roast pork is my personal favorite
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 02, 2022, 02:08:53 PM
if you’re going to philly go to johns or dinics and get a roast pork sando- that cheesesteak shit is for tourists

also try being a leftist on a boiling planet, doofus!! good luck out there!!
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: nonickname on February 02, 2022, 02:14:02 PM
The two best steaks of my life were in Montevideo, Uruguay at the old town market, and a Brazilian place in Toronto. I can't seem to ever come close to either with my skills and it eats at my soul.

At the Montevideo spot it was traditional asado, so wood grilled with all the other cuts brought out on huge platters. They had one grilled red pepper as garnish for a table of 8 people...veggies it seemed were not that important.
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 02:24:41 PM
Looks like the Mods finally dusted off the old Banhammer for once in a blue moon
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: notmikerusczyk on February 02, 2022, 02:41:17 PM
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
i probably came off as crass in my previous responses cause i was taking my anger out from an exam lmao
in all seriousness, veganism is definitely not classist. vegan food (rice, noodles, beans, tofu, veggies, bread etc) is much cheaper than meat/dairy. i'm a college student who makes about 10-12k a year and i'm still vegan. i also see the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument quite a bit; ethically consuming things like plastic, gas etc is definitely tricky. however, you can (much more) ethically consume food simply by buying different (and cheaper) things at the grocery store. veganism is quite literally the easiest thing you can do overnight to improve the state of this planet; you minimize not only your negative environmental impact but you minimize animal abuse as well. if a huge part of leftism is about social equality, then why are we okay with the mass abuse of animals?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 02:54:04 PM
This thread is about hot hunks of red meat. Please do not let this devolve into the same arguments about communism and veganism we've all read before, for the 10,000th time for Christ's sake
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Post by: notmikerusczyk on February 02, 2022, 02:57:52 PM
This thread is about hot hunks of tofu. Please do not let this devolve into the same arguments about communism and veganism we've all read before, for the 10,000th time for Christ's sake
i personally coat my tofu with corn starch, msg, pepper, garlic powder, and sage. deep fry both sides for a couple min and comes out to crispy perfection
idk if you guys own any msg but if not i highly suggest you buy some
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
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i probably came off as crass in my previous responses cause i was taking my anger out from an exam lmao
in all seriousness, veganism is definitely not classist. vegan food (rice, noodles, beans, tofu, veggies, bread etc) is much cheaper than meat/dairy. i'm a college student who makes about 10-12k a year and i'm still vegan. i also see the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument quite a bit; ethically consuming things like plastic, gas etc is definitely tricky. however, you can (much more) ethically consume food simply by buying different (and cheaper) things at the grocery store. veganism is quite literally the easiest thing you can do overnight to improve the state of this planet; you minimize not only your negative environmental impact but you minimize animal abuse as well. if a huge part of leftism is about social equality, then why are we okay with the mass abuse of animals?
Yes. I’m working towards veganism and relying on vegetables, whole grains, tofu, etc is noticeably cheaper. it’s when it comes to all this processed meat substitutes like impossible meat when it becomes more classist. It’s so heavily marketed that people think of that as their option instead of meat, which is problematic and unsustainable
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 02, 2022, 03:01:16 PM
Maybe if OP had offered this Brandon Star person a well prepared steak instead of a doob, they’d be fast friends by now.
Something for you to consider, @makesureyoulandbanned.
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Post by: smellsdead on February 02, 2022, 03:02:12 PM
i wont stand for hummus slander

bagels ill pass on

just give me a palm full of hummus
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
[close]

Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
[close]
i probably came off as crass in my previous responses cause i was taking my anger out from an exam lmao
in all seriousness, veganism is definitely not classist. vegan food (rice, noodles, beans, tofu, veggies, bread etc) is much cheaper than meat/dairy. i'm a college student who makes about 10-12k a year and i'm still vegan. i also see the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument quite a bit; ethically consuming things like plastic, gas etc is definitely tricky. however, you can (much more) ethically consume food simply by buying different (and cheaper) things at the grocery store. veganism is quite literally the easiest thing you can do overnight to improve the state of this planet; you minimize not only your negative environmental impact but you minimize animal abuse as well. if a huge part of leftism is about social equality, then why are we okay with the mass abuse of animals?
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Generally true. I’m working towards veganism and relying on vegetables, whole grains, tofu, etc is noticeably cheaper. it’s when it comes to all this processed meat substitutes like impossible meat when it becomes more classist. It’s so heavily marketed that people think of that as their option instead of meat, which is problematic and unsustainable
yeah, that shit is absurdly expensive. the problem there lies in the fact that people (my previous self included) have been socially conditioned to essentially rely on animal proteins being the main part of their dishes when they cook. so when people think about going vegan, they think that means buying beyond/impossible etc. nah you just gotta switch up the way you cook. it's kinda comparable to learning a new way to skate, like learning slappies or transition etc. it's really fun
i wont stand for hummus slander
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: quackquack on February 02, 2022, 03:38:59 PM
what about skaters you shouldnt meet in prison?

Evan Hernandez?
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Post by: Mean salto on February 02, 2022, 03:47:43 PM
what about skaters you shouldnt meet in prison?

Evan Hernandez?
Andy "snuggle bandit" Roy
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Post by: biaherl on February 02, 2022, 03:50:28 PM
This morning I was going to right in the unpopular opinion thread that I didn't like steak but figured that no one would understand what I was talking about.

6 pages in 12 hours and I'm second guessing my decision   
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: versacekid420 on February 02, 2022, 05:26:54 PM
i tell you one thing. his last name is “Starr” what did you expect from someone with a name so reminiscent to a pornstar? also if you run into dane barker make sure you don’t do what i did, meet him at a skatepark across the country and ask if he’s “dane baker” it’s awkward but he’s really nice and came back up to me later in the night and dapped me up and told me to enjoy my trip. as for who not to meet? maybe biebel? dude was a dick and i was 13
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Post by: Frank on February 02, 2022, 05:33:29 PM
This morning I was going to right in the unpopular opinion thread that I didn't like steak but figured that no one would understand what I was talking about.

6 pages in 12 hours and I'm second guessing my decision

after reading the whole thread, would you say this thread is more pro-steak or anti-steak?

also, what are the things you dislike about steak?
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
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i probably came off as crass in my previous responses cause i was taking my anger out from an exam lmao
in all seriousness, veganism is definitely not classist. vegan food (rice, noodles, beans, tofu, veggies, bread etc) is much cheaper than meat/dairy. i'm a college student who makes about 10-12k a year and i'm still vegan. i also see the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument quite a bit; ethically consuming things like plastic, gas etc is definitely tricky. however, you can (much more) ethically consume food simply by buying different (and cheaper) things at the grocery store. veganism is quite literally the easiest thing you can do overnight to improve the state of this planet; you minimize not only your negative environmental impact but you minimize animal abuse as well. if a huge part of leftism is about social equality, then why are we okay with the mass abuse of animals?

leftism is mainly about basic economic equality amongst humans and sort of eliminating the boss-worker relationship and the money system in favor of worker owned means of production, a to various degrees planned economy to ensure basic needs are met, the elimination of our current financial system for something else and also somewhat inherently, internationalist and anti-racist. you can add social progress like veganism/anti-animal abuse to it, you can add feminism and trans-rights to it, you can add environmentalism to it if you want, and then you get intersectionalism, and that is imo also a good way to look at it, but no one is all that at the same time. you will never be a totally perfect intersectionalist, that would be sort of an ideal sjw human, the super woke hyper-ally. someone like that literally doesn't exist irl.

thus it makes no sense to draw the line for others if they are leftist or not, just because they don't put the same emphasis on veganism as you. it's more a post-left thing, as in, if we'd alreadylive in an actual leftist society, which could be something like socialism, or communism, or some form of leftist syndicalism or whatever... then that would be something that would probably adressed wholesale. but on the other hand how would that be done without authoritarian mandates?

the reason i'm opposed to the idea of total veganism is that it's authoritarian in concept. veganism objectively is the best form of consumption imo, but what food you put in your body is a very subjective, personal thing. and before someone says "yo frank, you love vaccines so much, for sure you are for mandates, right?" no mfer stfu, i am pro-vax, but anti-mandate. for the same reason.

but that's not to say that veganism and animal rights can't be an important part for you and other leftists. the only way you could inherently connect it to leftism tho would be via economics. so the question would be in what way veganism empowers workers worldwide to liberate themselves. but many workers in the world, unfortunately, have to work in the meat industry. so as long as they still have to hustle for their bosses and can not decide themselves to dismantle the meatplant and start a greenhouse instead, it would not be a show of solidarity with those workers, but rather a fuck you. and those workers could be lost to fascists causes worst case. and even if these workers were all vegans themselves already, they might still have to partake in meatpacking or butchering out of economic necessity to earn a living wage. 
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Post by: biaherl on February 02, 2022, 06:37:49 PM
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This morning I was going to write in the unpopular opinion thread that I didn't like steak but figured that no one would understand what I was talking about.

6 pages in 12 hours and I'm second guessing my decision
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after reading the whole thread, would you say this thread is more pro-steak or anti-steak?

also, what are the things you dislike about steak?

Like I would ever read a whole thread. I"M NOT A PSYCHOPATH

I've tried multiple times to kill animals for their meat and I can't do it. I come from a midwest hunting fishing background. We were very poor when I was growing up and I loved thanksgiving because in my family it was the only time that I got to eat vegetables. When I was 16 over 30 years ago I asked my mom if it was okay that I didn't eat meat. She could care less at the time and I have happily never eaten meat since. I'm not one to judge do you but if it takes a shit I won't eat it

I'm not vegan so I'm still a bad guy, I just wish I could spell better
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 02, 2022, 06:42:31 PM
skirt steak and flank steak is low key the best and most versatile cuts

shout out to bovines
This. I don't know if they still have it but Trader Joe's used to sell flank steaks stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. They were ridiculously expensive and they had to be grilled, however that shit was kill bill. No lie
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Post by: biaherl on February 02, 2022, 06:51:40 PM
Also, why hasn't this thread title been changed to "Skaters You Shouldn't Meat in Person"
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Post by: versacekid420 on February 02, 2022, 08:07:38 PM
Also, why hasn't this thread title been changed to "Skaters You Shouldn't Meat in Person"
because it’d just be johan stuckey and yonnie cruz and someone yelling “kenny anderson!!!” at you
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Post by: JugeL on February 02, 2022, 08:09:47 PM
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This thread is about hot hunks of tofu. Please do not let this devolve into the same arguments about communism and veganism we've all read before, for the 10,000th time for Christ's sake
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i personally coat my tofu with corn starch, msg, pepper, garlic powder, and sage. deep fry both sides for a couple min and comes out to crispy perfection
idk if you guys own any msg but if not i highly suggest you buy some
Msg is secret weapon, king of flavour if you will
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Post by: silhouette on February 02, 2022, 08:32:46 PM
Also, why hasn't this thread title been changed to "Skaters You Shouldn't Meat in Person"

steakers*
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Where my vegetarians/vegans at?!
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meat is murder and poisons ur soul
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would +1
lotta leftists in here that aren't vegan smh tf are yall doin
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Surviving
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we first need to seize the means of production from the owners and empower the working class. then we can free the cows(from their mortal existence via butchery and consumption).
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Knocked it outta the park frank! Ethical consumption doesn’t exist under capitalism. T Bone slim once said the two greatest enemies of the working class are their stomachs and their bosses.

I’m all for animal liberation, but I personally find it to be shortsighted and irresponsible to put a premium on animal liberation before working class liberation.
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word. i'm kind of tired of people complaining about leftist not being vegan or woke enough or being accused of being hypocrites for literally doing the same shit normies do, like owning nikes or adidas. meanwhile the neoliberal machine keeps on trucking unimpressed as the left can't decide what talking point to meticously fight over. we gotta fight fashs and ancaps first and get everyone behind that. the vote with your wallet argument is also a purely neoliberal one. not saying it isn't important to support small businesses, but the change needs to be structural and achieved by legislation and/or (imo preferrably) syndicalization.

also no one is perfect, or a perfect representation of their personal systemic utopia, as long as living that way is hard to achieve with your own financial means or for other reasons.
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Yeah that puritan shit is for nerds. I left the church cause i was sick of having some loser whip out a yard stick to measure your sins against. We all are doing the best we can, veganism is a noble goal to attain to, but you don't help your cause when you try and shame people into it
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Let’s not forget it’s also hella classist and creates unnecessary fissures throughout the left.

IMO, show some fucking solidarity and just encourage a healthy diet and exercise.
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i probably came off as crass in my previous responses cause i was taking my anger out from an exam lmao
in all seriousness, veganism is definitely not classist. vegan food (rice, noodles, beans, tofu, veggies, bread etc) is much cheaper than meat/dairy. i'm a college student who makes about 10-12k a year and i'm still vegan. i also see the "no ethical consumption under capitalism" argument quite a bit; ethically consuming things like plastic, gas etc is definitely tricky. however, you can (much more) ethically consume food simply by buying different (and cheaper) things at the grocery store. veganism is quite literally the easiest thing you can do overnight to improve the state of this planet; you minimize not only your negative environmental impact but you minimize animal abuse as well. if a huge part of leftism is about social equality, then why are we okay with the mass abuse of animals?
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leftism is mainly about basic economic equality amongst humans and sort of eliminating the boss-worker relationship and the money system in favor of worker owned means of production, a to various degrees planned economy to ensure basic needs are met, the elimination of our current financial system for something else and also somewhat inherently, internationalist and anti-racist. you can add social progress like veganism/anti-animal abuse to it, you can add feminism and trans-rights to it, you can add environmentalism to it if you want, and then you get intersectionalism, and that is imo also a good way to look at it, but no one is all that at the same time. you will never be a totally perfect intersectionalist, that would be sort of an ideal sjw human, the super woke hyper-ally. someone like that literally doesn't exist irl.

thus it makes no sense to draw the line for others if they are leftist or not, just because they don't put the same emphasis on veganism as you. it's more a post-left thing, as in, if we'd alreadylive in an actual leftist society, which could be something like socialism, or communism, or some form of leftist syndicalism or whatever... then that would be something that would probably adressed wholesale. but on the other hand how would that be done without authoritarian mandates?

the reason i'm opposed to the idea of total veganism is that it's authoritarian in concept. veganism objectively is the best form of consumption imo, but what food you put in your body is a very subjective, personal thing. and before someone says "yo frank, you love vaccines so much, for sure you are for mandates, right?" no mfer stfu, i am pro-vax, but anti-mandate. for the same reason.

but that's not to say that veganism and animal rights can't be an important part for you and other leftists. the only way you could inherently connect it to leftism tho would be via economics. so the question would be in what way veganism empowers workers worldwide to liberate themselves. but many workers in the world, unfortunately, have to work in the meat industry. so as long as they still have to hustle for their bosses and can not decide themselves to dismantle the meatplant and start a greenhouse instead, it would not be a show of solidarity with those workers, but rather a fuck you. and those workers could be lost to fascists causes worst case. and even if these workers were all vegans themselves already, they might still have to partake in meatpacking or butchering out of economic necessity to earn a living wage.

Facts. I'm sympathetic to veganism, but I'm certainly not an absolutist about it. I'd honestly prefer only eating stuff that i killed myself on a hunt, ya know that way there's a sporting chance and also that way you can fully accept the consequences of your meat consumption by taking a life and having to sit with that. But then again, nature itself is far from egalitarian, so although equality is a maxim to strive for as self aware creatures, we cannot pretend that we live in a fair and just world. We can only do our part and work together to try and make things better
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on February 02, 2022, 11:38:53 PM
not sure if this is the best or worst thread ever.
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 02, 2022, 11:43:55 PM
Skaters you shouldn't MEAT in person, or did we already cover this?
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Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on February 03, 2022, 01:32:53 AM
Skaters you shouldn't MEAT in person, or did we already cover this?

Geoff Rowley
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Post by: Prostate Exam on February 03, 2022, 02:55:30 AM
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Skaters you shouldn't MEAT in person, or did we already cover this?
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Geoff Rowley

Rowley keeps eradicating native wildlife to feed his insatiable hunger for steak
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Post by: sk8punk110 on February 03, 2022, 09:42:56 AM
OP Please delete your slap account, you're hands down the most annoying person I've seen on this website all your posts are about how you made the Tompkins skaters uncomfortable  :o
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Post by: ok boomer on February 03, 2022, 10:17:37 AM
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Geoff Rowley
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Rowley keeps eradicating native wildlife to feed his insatiable hunger for steak

Pictured him all ravenous with a knife and fork, with his mustache. Lol
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Post by: pdknox on February 03, 2022, 10:47:59 AM
Bam in the Mud Era
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Post by: versacekid420 on February 03, 2022, 11:29:15 AM
y’all meat watching fr
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Post by: Silky Johnson on February 03, 2022, 11:28:31 PM
https://youtu.be/Ysq9sqaeT3Y
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Post by: Sila on February 04, 2022, 01:29:41 AM
meat (industry) is disgusting
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Post by: conqueso on February 04, 2022, 02:54:29 AM
vegans you shouldnt meat in person
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Post by: frontfootimpossible on February 04, 2022, 04:31:11 AM
I've been veg for almost a decade now, but used to splurge every payday on a really nice tiny filet mignon when I worked at a grocery store since I had a discount.

I submit to you the cabbage steak - https://www.wellplated.com/cabbage-steaks/

with some browned butter, some shaved almonds, seasoning and parmesan this shit bangs.
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 07:24:06 AM
OP Please delete your slap account, you're hands down the most annoying person I've seen on this website all your posts are about how you made the Tompkins skaters uncomfortable  :o

who gives a shit if i make them uncomfortable? and why should they feel uncomfortable? theyre making the rent go up making every black and hispanic feel uncomfortable with living in NYC. fuck them. also its the shittiest skate park on earth. parts of the ground are always rough, people start cliquing up creating hella drama cause theyre bored as shit skateboarding dont entertain them enough and cause they wanna look for another target that they wanna bully. they were bullied in hs and now its their chance to be the fucking bullies. i really want that stupid skatepark shut the fuck DOWN BRO. idc how much history is behind that park, that park should be taken down cause they dont wanna put respect on my name saying that i make people uncomfortable like nah bro its all in your fucking head. its just a bunch of fucking micro politics these fucking teams and pro skaters and shit theyre a bunch of fucking bozos and losers i stg plus ROUGH FUCKING GROUND THAT WILL NEVER GET REPAVED. tompkins should get turned into a soccer field. also not putting respect on my name made those white midwestern transplants lose blue park. put some respect on my name
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 07:36:34 AM
also brandon starrs a bitch and a nobody and elise hedge should see a fucking therapist for blocking me on instagram. just cause their mom died doesnt mean they gotta be a dickhead with main character syndrome. somebody should lock them up in the mental hospital and they should never get out.

for brandon starr, i think he should be locked up and beaten to death in jail he dont deserve to be pro since nobody fucking knows him and if he wins SOTY im getting a chance to burn every single copy in existence
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Post by: Natas Fauxas on February 10, 2022, 07:42:04 AM
I've been veg for almost a decade now, but used to splurge every payday on a really nice tiny filet mignon when I worked at a grocery store since I had a discount.

I submit to you the cabbage steak - https://www.wellplated.com/cabbage-steaks/

with some browned butter, some shaved almonds, seasoning and parmesan this shit bangs.

Quit calling it steak. Call it cabbage with stuff on it. I'm not saying it's shit. It sure as hell isn't steak tho.

Oh and put some respect on the OP's name? Seems like he needs some for the first time in his life.
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 07:44:13 AM
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I've been veg for almost a decade now, but used to splurge every payday on a really nice tiny filet mignon when I worked at a grocery store since I had a discount.

I submit to you the cabbage steak - https://www.wellplated.com/cabbage-steaks/

with some browned butter, some shaved almonds, seasoning and parmesan this shit bangs.
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Quit calling it steak. Call it cabbage with stuff on it. I'm not saying it's shit. It sure as hell isn't steak tho.

Oh and put some respect on the OP's name? Seems like he needs some for the first time in his life.

before tompkins gets shut down thanks to elise and brandon
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Post by: rawbertson. on February 10, 2022, 08:33:31 AM
im thinking stevie williams. he is pushing this NFT shit which is clearly a scam
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxJo_vFUp6/

anyone with dissenting opinion is immediately shit on by stevie saying "Get lost!" and the NFTYsk8 account only one to backup steve on this lmao. this guy is just another wannabe gangster and he is alienating his fan base with this shit. i am guessing there is a reason gifted hater wont touch this topic because he is probably legit afraid of stevie irl. he said he didnt want to say anything bad about Nak for the same reason.
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Post by: sk8punk110 on February 10, 2022, 08:39:39 AM
Skaters you shouldn't MEAT in person, or did we already cover this?
Figgy
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 08:40:52 AM
im thinking stevie williams. he is pushing this NFT shit which is clearly a scam
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxJo_vFUp6/

anyone with dissenting opinion is immediately shit on by stevie saying "Get lost!" and the NFTYsk8 account only one to backup steve on this lmao. this guy is just another wannabe gangster and he is alienating his fan base with this shit. i am guessing there is a reason gifted hater wont touch this topic because he is probably legit afraid of stevie irl. he said he didnt want to say anything bad about Nak for the same reason.

god i hate nft bros. imagine wasting hella money on a bad drawing of a chimp? theyre smoking hella cock
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Post by: sk8punk110 on February 10, 2022, 08:42:21 AM
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OP Please delete your slap account, you're hands down the most annoying person I've seen on this website all your posts are about how you made the Tompkins skaters uncomfortable  :o
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who gives a shit if i make them uncomfortable? and why should they feel uncomfortable? theyre making the rent go up making every black and hispanic feel uncomfortable with living in NYC. fuck them. also its the shittiest skate park on earth. parts of the ground are always rough, people start cliquing up creating hella drama cause theyre bored as shit skateboarding dont entertain them enough and cause they wanna look for another target that they wanna bully. they were bullied in hs and now its their chance to be the fucking bullies. i really want that stupid skatepark shut the fuck DOWN BRO. idc how much history is behind that park, that park should be taken down cause they dont wanna put respect on my name saying that i make people uncomfortable like nah bro its all in your fucking head. its just a bunch of fucking micro politics these fucking teams and pro skaters and shit theyre a bunch of fucking bozos and losers i stg plus ROUGH FUCKING GROUND THAT WILL NEVER GET REPAVED. tompkins should get turned into a soccer field. also not putting respect on my name made those white midwestern transplants lose blue park. put some respect on my name

u mad bro?
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 08:42:44 AM
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im thinking stevie williams. he is pushing this NFT shit which is clearly a scam
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxJo_vFUp6/

anyone with dissenting opinion is immediately shit on by stevie saying "Get lost!" and the NFTYsk8 account only one to backup steve on this lmao. this guy is just another wannabe gangster and he is alienating his fan base with this shit. i am guessing there is a reason gifted hater wont touch this topic because he is probably legit afraid of stevie irl. he said he didnt want to say anything bad about Nak for the same reason.
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god i hate nft bros. imagine wasting hella money on a bad drawing of a chimp? theyre smoking hella cock

doesnt he own DGK or something?
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Post by: sk8punk110 on February 10, 2022, 08:44:24 AM
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im thinking stevie williams. he is pushing this NFT shit which is clearly a scam
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxJo_vFUp6/

anyone with dissenting opinion is immediately shit on by stevie saying "Get lost!" and the NFTYsk8 account only one to backup steve on this lmao. this guy is just another wannabe gangster and he is alienating his fan base with this shit. i am guessing there is a reason gifted hater wont touch this topic because he is probably legit afraid of stevie irl. he said he didnt want to say anything bad about Nak for the same reason.
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god i hate nft bros. imagine wasting hella money on a bad drawing of a chimp? theyre smoking hella cock
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doesnt he own DGK or something?

Nah he owns axion
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 08:47:10 AM
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OP Please delete your slap account, you're hands down the most annoying person I've seen on this website all your posts are about how you made the Tompkins skaters uncomfortable  :o
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who gives a shit if i make them uncomfortable? and why should they feel uncomfortable? theyre making the rent go up making every black and hispanic feel uncomfortable with living in NYC. fuck them. also its the shittiest skate park on earth. parts of the ground are always rough, people start cliquing up creating hella drama cause theyre bored as shit skateboarding dont entertain them enough and cause they wanna look for another target that they wanna bully. they were bullied in hs and now its their chance to be the fucking bullies. i really want that stupid skatepark shut the fuck DOWN BRO. idc how much history is behind that park, that park should be taken down cause they dont wanna put respect on my name saying that i make people uncomfortable like nah bro its all in your fucking head. its just a bunch of fucking micro politics these fucking teams and pro skaters and shit theyre a bunch of fucking bozos and losers i stg plus ROUGH FUCKING GROUND THAT WILL NEVER GET REPAVED. tompkins should get turned into a soccer field. also not putting respect on my name made those white midwestern transplants lose blue park. put some respect on my name
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u mad bro?

im facing homelessness bro. in new jersey. im mad at everything even myself. im not just mad about being kooked by half the homies network like im cooler than half the homies network and i dont have to skate that well to be cool. what im really mad about is being evicted without knowing where im gonna live at.
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 08:48:50 AM
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im thinking stevie williams. he is pushing this NFT shit which is clearly a scam
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZxJo_vFUp6/

anyone with dissenting opinion is immediately shit on by stevie saying "Get lost!" and the NFTYsk8 account only one to backup steve on this lmao. this guy is just another wannabe gangster and he is alienating his fan base with this shit. i am guessing there is a reason gifted hater wont touch this topic because he is probably legit afraid of stevie irl. he said he didnt want to say anything bad about Nak for the same reason.
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god i hate nft bros. imagine wasting hella money on a bad drawing of a chimp? theyre smoking hella cock
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doesnt he own DGK or something?
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Nah he owns axion

he owns a giant pile of turd then
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OP Please delete your slap account, you're hands down the most annoying person I've seen on this website all your posts are about how you made the Tompkins skaters uncomfortable  :o
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who gives a shit if i make them uncomfortable? and why should they feel uncomfortable? theyre making the rent go up making every black and hispanic feel uncomfortable with living in NYC. fuck them. also its the shittiest skate park on earth. parts of the ground are always rough, people start cliquing up creating hella drama cause theyre bored as shit skateboarding dont entertain them enough and cause they wanna look for another target that they wanna bully. they were bullied in hs and now its their chance to be the fucking bullies. i really want that stupid skatepark shut the fuck DOWN BRO. idc how much history is behind that park, that park should be taken down cause they dont wanna put respect on my name saying that i make people uncomfortable like nah bro its all in your fucking head. its just a bunch of fucking micro politics these fucking teams and pro skaters and shit theyre a bunch of fucking bozos and losers i stg plus ROUGH FUCKING GROUND THAT WILL NEVER GET REPAVED. tompkins should get turned into a soccer field. also not putting respect on my name made those white midwestern transplants lose blue park. put some respect on my name
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u mad bro?
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im facing homelessness bro. in new jersey. im mad at everything even myself. im not just mad about being kooked by half the homies network like im cooler than half the homies network and i dont have to skate that well to be cool. what im really mad about is being evicted without knowing where im gonna live at.

My bad bro I hope ur living situations clear up soon.
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Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 10, 2022, 09:44:54 AM
Moving to NYC is a pretty weird thing for anyone to do at this point, IMO.

"Mom, I'm moving to NYC so Bill Strobeck can film me smoking a spliff in slow motion and later take pics of me wearing fishnet in his living room."

"Aww that's great, honey. Here's $$$$$$1109195394893485"
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 09:58:39 AM
Moving to NYC is a pretty weird thing for anyone to do at this point, IMO.

"Mom, I'm moving to NYC so Bill Strobeck can film me smoking a spliff in slow motion and later take pics of me wearing fishnet in his living room."

"Aww that's great, honey. Here's $$$$$$1109195394893485"

it is man and it makes the rent go up i cant even move ANYWHERE

also LMAO lets hope none of the jokes made about bill are true
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Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 10, 2022, 01:29:59 PM
also brandon starrs a bitch and a nobody and elise hedge should see a fucking therapist for blocking me on instagram. just cause their mom died doesnt mean they gotta be a dickhead with main character syndrome. somebody should lock them up in the mental hospital and they should never get out.

for brandon starr, i think he should be locked up and beaten to death in jail he dont deserve to be pro since nobody fucking knows him and if he wins SOTY im getting a chance to burn every single copy in existence
Get fucked, kook. You don't belong here. That is shit you should never wish on anyone
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Post by: hhaddockk on February 10, 2022, 01:34:27 PM
also brandon starrs a bitch and a nobody and elise hedge should see a fucking therapist for blocking me on instagram. just cause their mom died doesnt mean they gotta be a dickhead with main character syndrome. somebody should lock them up in the mental hospital and they should never get out.

for brandon starr, i think he should be locked up and beaten to death in jail he dont deserve to be pro since nobody fucking knows him and if he wins SOTY im getting a chance to burn every single copy in existence

Starting a gofundme for you and brandon to share a lovely evening at Ruths Chris and squash this...beef
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 10, 2022, 01:51:16 PM
Beginning to think OPs hate boner for these two kids is really more of just a plain old boner boner.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 01:58:22 PM
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also brandon starrs a bitch and a nobody and elise hedge should see a fucking therapist for blocking me on instagram. just cause their mom died doesnt mean they gotta be a dickhead with main character syndrome. somebody should lock them up in the mental hospital and they should never get out.

for brandon starr, i think he should be locked up and beaten to death in jail he dont deserve to be pro since nobody fucking knows him and if he wins SOTY im getting a chance to burn every single copy in existence
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Starting a gofundme for you and brandon to share a lovely evening at Ruths Chris and squash this...beef

and if nobody donates substance skate park will get shut down thanks to not putting respect on my name
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 10, 2022, 02:12:17 PM
Excuse me while I post 650 more times so I can kook this shithead toot-sweet
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 02:24:09 PM
Excuse me while I post 650 more times so I can kook this shithead toot-sweet

bro youre like 40 dont you have a wife and kids?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 10, 2022, 02:32:35 PM
Bro you're like 23 going on 13, shouldn't you be trying to figure out your living situation instead of shitposting on a forum where everyone hates you?
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Post by: the big apple on February 10, 2022, 02:35:41 PM
Bro you're like 23 going on 13, shouldn't you be trying to figure out your living situation instead of shitposting on a forum where everyone hates you?

i cant. i was born into a poor family that set me up for failure and i also hate school i just wanna be white with a lot of money not hispanic and broke
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Post by: Lou Strux on February 10, 2022, 02:49:06 PM
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Bro you're like 23 going on 13, shouldn't you be trying to figure out your living situation instead of shitposting on a forum where everyone hates you?
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i cant. i was born into a poor family that set me up for failure and i also hate school i just wanna be white with a lot of money not hispanic and broke
Not to diminish the very real issues of race & economic disparity, but I submit that OPs problem may have less to do with ethnicity & financial standing than it does with their somewhat troubling personality.
Try not being such a turkey & maybe you can get that date w/ Brendan after all.
Best of luck.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Hedgehog In Da Fog on February 10, 2022, 05:02:26 PM
Nonna dat boipussy shit, n'ah mean?
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Post by: Coastal Fever on February 10, 2022, 05:26:36 PM
Thanks to this weirdo’s thread I went on YouTube and checked out this Brandon Starr cat’s footy.  Gotta say his skating’s pretty tight!  We should all support him so that OP’s dream comes true and Starrman gets fully on Supreme + whatever other sponsors he desires.

http://youtu.be/2EMvmY3Mj4M

http://youtu.be/Jtq4WzWcZvU
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: sk8punk110 on February 10, 2022, 05:57:42 PM
Beginning to think OPs hate boner for these two kids is really more of just a plain old boner boner.

I think they should duel at Tompkins, tomorrow night at dusk
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: ndsr on February 10, 2022, 08:22:42 PM
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I think they should duel at Tompkins, tomorrow night at dusk
I would prefer a joust at sunrise being on the east coast and all
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: keepthefunkalive on February 10, 2022, 08:54:23 PM
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I think they should duel at Tompkins, tomorrow night at dusk
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I would prefer a joust at sunrise being on the east coast and all

Fuck Lester. I tried to drink cough syrup with him at the skatepark, but he was too cool. He skates for santa cruz and thinks he's too cool to drink robatussin with me. I had like 4 bottles and offered him one but he thought I was trying to give him a hj or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0l-FApQGU&ab_channel=capcomistle
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: conqueso on February 10, 2022, 09:11:18 PM
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I think they should duel at Tompkins, tomorrow night at dusk

Don’t forget your ankle bracelets  :-*
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Ray C. Usery on February 10, 2022, 09:11:39 PM
Wait! I thought this was a thread about carnivores and the vegans that love them
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: poop22 on February 10, 2022, 09:53:44 PM
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get a ribeye, season with salt and pepper a good bit, you can use thyme if you want. cast iron skillet, cook it medium rare and while cooking baste it with butter. use oil to start, wait till it starts to sizzle before throwing steak on and instead of 3 mins each side, do about 1 and flip, then flip again and start to melt a good portion of butter over the steak. as it cooks and butter melts, keep using spoon to pick up butte spilling into pan and continue to pour it back on. flip after 2 mins then continue for the other 2, use more butter if you will. i like to use half portion for one side then half for the other. once it’s cooked 6 mins you’re ready to go. when not doing this method i like to make a mushroom sauce to pour over the steak. that’s honestly my favorite way but it’s a bit rich so i try to space it out.
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This is the way.
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Shout out to Kunz spoons. You know the vibes.

These guys got it pretty much right. I’ve been cooking professionally for like 13 years or some shit and the spot I currently work at sells a shit ton of steaks. I do pretty much this method but your heat in the cast iron is important. I let it rip with vegetable oil until it just starts to smoke then knock my heat down to about medium low. That’s when I drop my steak in. This is a slow and low kind of approach but your going to build a killer crust this way. I flip only once as I’m trying to build that crust equally in both sides. Once I flip in goes the butter (a lot of it) rosemary thyme and a couple cloves of garlic. I crush the garlic under my knife right before I drop it in. Then yea baste the shit out of it. With those  j.b.prince spoons if you got ‘em, they’re like 30 bucks but dope. Once you get the temp you want rest the fucker for god sakes. It will bleed everywhere and be a mess if you don’t. That’s why I always pull my steaks about 15 degrees under where I want them to end up.

And for the sous vide guy. I use this method with filet sometimes if it’s going to be a king hell night. I’ll put like 20 steaks neatly in a cryovac bag with rosemary thyme crushed garlic and butter (same shit I baste with) and set my sous vide to like 90 degrees. When you pull them out all you have to do is sear them and your ready to go with a rare steak. Anything over that I just use a hot oven to bring them up.

Tl;dr I cook a lot of steaks lol
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 10, 2022, 09:59:32 PM
Now I'm hungry for steak again, too bad I'm on more of a Spam and macaroni type budget right now
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: poop22 on February 10, 2022, 10:08:11 PM
Now I'm hungry for steak again, too bad I'm on more of a Spam and macaroni type budget right now

Look up Sheldon simeon from top chef. I got the chance to work with him awhile back (name drop…I know) he does crazy shit with spam it’s pretty cool.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Suciusleftnut on February 11, 2022, 06:18:29 AM
suciu is a chiller irl
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Freelancevagrant on February 11, 2022, 06:21:54 AM
Can we go back to talk about being on a boiling planet?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: sk8punk110 on February 11, 2022, 06:25:10 AM
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Beginning to think OPs hate boner for these two kids is really more of just a plain old boner boner.
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I think they should duel at Tompkins, tomorrow night at dusk
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I would prefer a joust at sunrise being on the east coast and all
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Fuck Lester. I tried to drink cough syrup with him at the skatepark, but he was too cool. He skates for santa cruz and thinks he's too cool to drink robatussin with me. I had like 4 bottles and offered him one but he thought I was trying to give him a hj or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0l-FApQGU&ab_channel=capcomistle

OP caught trying to seduce supreme flows.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 07:29:45 AM
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youre smoking straight COCK
Well… You got me there!
I have also been known to smoke gay cock.
Call me when you finally figure out which side of the fence you’re on & I’ll totally hook you up, too.
Neural Atypical or not, the appropriate reaction to both of the situations you’ve presented to us would’ve been to simply walk away, rather than take your beef (steak) to a public forum.
But I’m not gonna lie, I’m glad you didn’t. Elsewise we wouldn’t have this charming thread to remember you by im perpetuity.
Thanks for that, young bolts.

Edit: hit me up for that beej, eh! I’ll get you “on flow” like that Brendan kid, or whatever their name was.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: make sure you land bolts on February 13, 2022, 08:24:20 AM
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youre smoking straight COCK
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Well… You got me there!
I have also been known to smoke gay cock.
Call me when you finally figure out which side of the fence you’re on & I’ll totally hook you up, too.
Neural Atypical or not, the appropriate reaction to both of the situations you’ve presented to us would’ve been to simply walk away, rather than take your beef (steak) to a public forum.
But I’m not gonna lie, I’m glad you didn’t. Elsewise we wouldn’t have this charming thread to remember you by im perpetuity.
Thanks for that, young bolts.

Edit: hit me up for that beej, eh! I’ll get you “on flow” like that Brendan kid, or whatever their name was.

can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 09:17:12 AM
can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.

EDIT: Whoops… silly me. I almost forgot to sprankle some respek on yer name! My bad. Apologies.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: make sure you land bolts on February 13, 2022, 09:25:57 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.

fuck me
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 09:31:15 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mrskillson on February 13, 2022, 09:47:08 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
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Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: make sure you land bolts on February 13, 2022, 09:54:13 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
[close]
Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
[close]

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders

im 22 and im not into men.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 09:57:56 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
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Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
[close]

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
100% right on THAT.
I think Bolts here is almost as old as Cab’s girlfriend though.
Something else I think you’re not supposed to do is take the words spilling from my keyboard so seriously.
It appears I neglected to activate the sarcasm font on that last post.
Good catch & thanks for looking out!
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Post by: Mrskillson on February 13, 2022, 10:30:41 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
[close]
Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
[close]

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
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100% right on THAT.
I think Bolts here is almost as old as Cab’s girlfriend though.
Something else I think you’re not supposed to do is take the words spilling from my keyboard so seriously.
It appears I neglected to activate the sarcasm font on that last post.
Good catch & thanks for looking out!

Lol, anytime bro
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Post by: vhsfisheye on February 13, 2022, 11:40:51 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
[close]

fuck me
[close]
Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
[close]

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
[close]

im 22 and im not into men.

OP post a fit, and we’ll call off Tompkins hit squad.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: SATIVA HYBRID on February 13, 2022, 11:55:24 AM
late as hell but i met cody mcentire at a demo when I was 16 and he seemed mad as hell for no reason lol i cant remember what trick he was trying on the flatbar but dude was not having it. i wanted to tell him i liked his bigspin down wallenberg but he was too moody, im not judging him for it though everybody has bad days and to be fair this was a vox demo in 2013 lol
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Post by: make sure you land bolts on February 13, 2022, 12:55:22 PM
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
[close]
Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
[close]

I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
[close]

im 22 and im not into men.
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OP post a fit, and we’ll call off Tompkins hit squad.

cant. it keeps saying the image is jpeg
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: make sure you land bolts on February 13, 2022, 12:56:46 PM
late as hell but i met cody mcentire at a demo when I was 16 and he seemed mad as hell for no reason lol i cant remember what trick he was trying on the flatbar but dude was not having it. i wanted to tell him i liked his bigspin down wallenberg but he was too moody, im not judging him for it though everybody has bad days and to be fair this was a vox demo in 2013 lol

if only i knew some of the people i mentioned were having a bad day
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: realbasedgod112 on February 13, 2022, 05:05:20 PM
when did this thread go from talking about steak to violent discourse with bolts guy
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 06:29:14 PM
when did this thread go from talking about steak to violent discourse with bolts guy
https://youtu.be/DPP7DKkXD3k
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: donkey on February 13, 2022, 07:17:36 PM
overall i give this thread a 9/10 mainly because it has a lot of banter and its still relatively short at this time point in the story of mr land bolts. it loses a star because hes regular
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 08:30:49 PM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: nevrwasben on February 13, 2022, 08:59:39 PM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.
For me it’s been hard to find a proper chicken fried steak on the west coast that’s not super gristly and chewy. And yes, I have had some amazing chicken fried chicken as well. 2 things that I miss from my time living in Texas…
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: realbasedgod112 on February 13, 2022, 09:38:34 PM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.
have never heard of that, you might have the right thought on whether it's done outside the US
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 13, 2022, 09:55:54 PM
I saw on some Food Network show a long time ago that there's a breakfast place in Colorado that does a huge like 5 or 6-egg Omelet with cut up chicken fried steak and gravy inside. Now that sounds fucking good
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 13, 2022, 10:09:14 PM
You ever have chicken in an omelette?
It’s like genocide in every delicious bite.
If the thought of that makes you uncomfortable, maybe think of it more along the line of that Paul Simon song “Mother and Child Reunion” or something.
Back to steak though, who’s got the good recommend for tasty steak dinner on the cheap?
In Oregon, the bars are required to serve food as well, and I had the best damn $14 steak dinner in my life at some joint in Portland. Well cooked/seasoned beef, though not very large, or fancy a cut, complete w/  a couple sides. Tall draw of local suds was only another $4.
I went back there almost every night on that trip.
Sure wish I could remember the name of the place.
Or at least which street it was on.
Or much of anything about that trip beyond the cheap steak dinner I discovered but can no longer locate.

Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Not A Damn Chance on February 14, 2022, 01:57:25 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CXq8svoJx2D/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Natas Fauxas on February 14, 2022, 05:04:35 AM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.

Chicken fried steak with biscuits and gravy is delicious. I have had chicken fried steak sandwich as well it was like a big ass one cut up into sliders. So damn good. 
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: slaab900turbo on February 14, 2022, 07:16:25 AM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.

My dad spent a lot of time in Tennessee and Mississippi for work in the late 70's and early 80's. Still talks about the chicken fried steak he would get down there.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: radcunt on February 14, 2022, 07:24:49 AM
Gator
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Mrskillson on February 14, 2022, 08:31:36 AM
Any of you knuckleheads ever fuck around with chicken/country fried steak, or am I a complete goof for liking that action every now & again?
Is that even a thing that is done outside the US?
I’ve had Beef Wellington, but that’s more of a hella good hot pocket.
What’s yer take on chicken fried steak?

EDIT: Apologies for the previous diversion. Time to get this thread back on track.

So good. I wonder can you make it good with an air fryer
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: ok boomer on February 14, 2022, 08:37:50 AM
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can somebody delete this fucking thread? i dont wanna get murdered
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Nothing doing, young buck.
All you need to do is contact the OP & ask them to delete it for…
Oh, wait.
THAT was YOU.
No problem at all then, easy as can be: you simply click on the…
Oh, wait.
THAT account of yours was banned when you came in spitting fire about some jerk-of nobody’s ever heard of, meaning you no longer have access to the ability to delete the thread. Hmmm, what to do now? What to do? What to do?
You could always contact a Mod, or the site Admin & plea your case; I’m sure they’ll be sympathetic when they read all the friendly things you…
Nope. Upon second thought, that door might already be closed as well.
What a pickle you find yourself in, my socially awkward homey.
The good news for you is VERY FEW people are ever merc’d as a result of the stupid things they’ve said on SLAP.
Unfortunately for you, your legacy HERE may well be somewhat permanent in nature.
I wish you the very best of luck in surviving the brutal & merciless Tompkins Square Hit Squad, as well as finding new ways to make friends (preferably ones that don’t alienate them from the jump.)
You got this, Li’l Bolts. I believe in you.
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fuck me
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Okay, but that’s gonna cost you dinner & a show.
My offer was for a beej. Anything beyond that & you’re gonna be coming out of pocket.
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I don't think you're supposed to offer to fuck and blow children, especially ones with developmental disorders
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im 22 and im not into men.

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Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: pdknox on February 14, 2022, 09:43:15 AM
Suciu leaning into this howerton unhinged narcissist is the villain I didn't know I needed
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: hhaddockk on February 16, 2022, 08:07:41 PM
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-live-comfortably-in-nyc?member=17326281&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Eric Dolphy on February 16, 2022, 09:21:56 PM
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-live-comfortably-in-nyc?member=17326281&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
This made me laugh so much i might actually donate
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on February 16, 2022, 10:38:25 PM
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https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-live-comfortably-in-nyc?member=17326281&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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This made me laugh so much i might actually donate
That was a great read.
I’m giving my charitable dollars to Uncle Flea though.
Here’s Baby Bolts text from the campaign, if you don’t feel like clicking through.
Poor kid.

“hi. im dave. i am 22 years old and im from north jersey. me and my mom are going to get evicted due to my landlord having their sister move into the apartment by april. this situation had given me intrusive thoughts about how im going to react to this situation due to expensive rent everywhere else, not enough well paying jobs available, and having to deal with my mother that have verbally and physically abused me and even destroyed my prized possessions growing up. now she does it because i smoke marijuana. she grew up in colombia learning that people that smoke weed deserve to be homeless which is not true. i smoke weed in her apartment to spite her for not having my ends meet when i got to this age. she never bothered looking for another job or learning more english. she spent nearly 40 years in america watching tv. her and her family set me up for failure. set me up for modern slavery earning chump change that’ll never be enough for rent. its things like this that make me wish i was adopted by a rich family. makes me wish i was taken away by DYFS and have a rich family take care of me and help me live on my own since the economy is a failure that creates failures like me. my father wouldnt help me get an apartment. he left my mom for a gusana. had three kids with her. my stepmother hates me thinking im some dirty ghetto kid (i am) and she wishes i was never born. i dont know why my family settled up here. its way too expensive and the people over here are just a bunch of jerks. so yeah send some money and i could finally live on my own. i want white boy money. sixth gen white boy money. give it. i dont wanna work at no damn amazon. and i dont wanna go crazy working two jobs making me wanna fight all my coworkers.”
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: cky enthusiast on February 17, 2022, 05:03:36 AM
why did i never think of this
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Magnolia on February 17, 2022, 05:45:55 AM
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-live-comfortably-in-nyc?member=17326281&sharetype=teams&utm_campaign=p_na+share-sheet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer

It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).

All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: SaySo on February 17, 2022, 06:56:35 AM
GZA said it best: "Unnecessary beef is more cows to breed."

https://youtu.be/yOQGhC5nzus?t=193

EDIT: I don't know if he actually doesn't eat meat or does not condone eating meat...
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 17, 2022, 08:14:17 AM
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Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Landmine on February 17, 2022, 09:16:13 AM
Maybe privatizing the moon will help OP with his steak problems
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Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Frank on February 17, 2022, 09:17:22 AM
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It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?

this motherfucker asks for half a million...
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Magnolia on February 17, 2022, 09:23:56 AM
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It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?
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this motherfucker asks for half a million...
If this were my gfm I'd probably ask for more than 2 months rent in Bushwick, I admire his restraint
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on February 19, 2022, 09:18:44 AM
I was expecting makesureyoulandbolts to pop up again after Baker dropped a new video featuring a cameo of one of the very people he is obsessed with, doing jumping jacks no less. Was fully hoping for another hysterical meltdown. I guess he got tired of making new email addresses to sign up for another account
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: somefucker on April 14, 2022, 05:48:35 AM
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I was expecting makesureyoulandbolts to pop up again after Baker dropped a new video featuring a cameo of one of the very people he is obsessed with, doing jumping jacks no less. Was fully hoping for another hysterical meltdown. I guess he got tired of making new email addresses to sign up for another account
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hey. did you miss me? guess not. two months later youre finally getting a response from me. also recently king abdo pretty much almost beat the shit outta me at tompkins for dissing elise on here cause i thought they were being mad hollywood last time. like that kid was straight up simping for that enby i swear. that kid was like 10 years younger than elise. mans is in hs and he tryna gang up on me like hell no i am NOT fighting a kid. he also kept misgendering them calling them one of his “female friends” they dont wanna be perceived as a male or female. they just wanna be elise. ok? like bro i know telling you guys about my problem with them wasnt my best choice and made you guys make fun of me. shoulda kept my mouth shut but literally they dont gotta simp for them after all of this. imagine killing me over this one sided beef i never wanted to start because i was overthinking about my last interaction with them? and had to spill all the tea on here instead of venting it to a therapist? like those tompkins skaters are fucking sick in the head my guy. tryna jump me over some light shit like this.

defending elise over this shit makes them look insane and they need to go to the mental hospital and get put on anti psychotic meds before they go crazy on me just omw to skate.

also idk elise’s number. i just hit them up on imessage thru the email that was on the instagram profile and elise lied on my name on how i was hitting them up. i literally dont know the number. i just wanted to let them know how they got me real upset and i told them how TJ’s cousin jose (flares) was tryna make me get percs for him at washington heights and it could’ve been a setup. bro these nyers and gentrifiers got some mental problems and they live for the beef and the smoke instead of just apologizing to me. but this case i just need to apologize to elise for scaring tf outta them for thinking i got their number but nope it was thru imessage. nothing is gonna happen to them. i have no ill will against anybody. i just had a moment of weakness. also follow me on insta @nycskatedaily. its like if @nycgraffdaily and gifted hater had a kid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NO8VrhykAlQ
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on April 14, 2022, 06:12:34 AM
What on Earth is going on
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: somefucker on April 14, 2022, 06:17:49 AM
see these white boys dont give a shit about hispanics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Deg7VrpHbM
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: SchizophrenicFatBoy on April 14, 2022, 07:36:07 AM
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It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?
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this motherfucker asks for half a million...
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If this were my gfm I'd probably ask for more than 2 months rent in Bushwick, I admire his restraint
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why arent you guys donating? you wanna see me go homeless my guy? the housing market way too fucked up and youre not donating?!
Have you considered getting a job?
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: SchizophrenicFatBoy on April 14, 2022, 08:50:48 AM
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It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?
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this motherfucker asks for half a million...
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If this were my gfm I'd probably ask for more than 2 months rent in Bushwick, I admire his restraint
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why arent you guys donating? you wanna see me go homeless my guy? the housing market way too fucked up and youre not donating?!
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Have you considered getting a job?
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YO SUCK MY DICK BRO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME TO GET A FUCKING JOB BRO YOU DONT EVEN KNOW IF IM APPLYING TO JOBS OR NOT FUCK YOU BRO BEEN APPLYING AND NOW LEMME TELL YOU THIS I HAVE NO OBLIGATION TO PROVE TO YOU ANYTHING AND ITS THAT IVE BEEN APPLYING TO JOBS NOW FUCK YOU FUCK THIS BEEF AND FUCK GETTING A JOB BRO EVEN THOUGH I NEED ONE AND LASTLY, RESPECTFULLY, FUCK. OFF
Nah, you probably got dickcheese.

You got money for weed but not rent. You're just some delusional, entitled piece-of-shit, stuck to the bottom of a pair of Osiris.

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It appears mr. bolts has already started a gofundme for this steak dinner with brandon. I suppose Elise can come too if they wish and any other Tompkins heads that got an appetite for beef (steak).
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All us 6th gen white boys need to shell out for this, the stakes are too high for mr bolts. Or is mr bolts too high for the steaks?
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this motherfucker asks for half a million...
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If this were my gfm I'd probably ask for more than 2 months rent in Bushwick, I admire his restraint
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why arent you guys donating? you wanna see me go homeless my guy? the housing market way too fucked up and youre not donating?!
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Have you considered getting a job?
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ARE YOU MY MOTHER? ARE YOU MY FATHER? ARE YOU GOD?? YOU CANT TELL ME WTF TO DO MY GUY AND YOU GOTTA BACK THE FUCK UP RIGHT FUCKING NOW MY GUY
Nah, I actually exist.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: skate_or_dingus on April 14, 2022, 09:00:04 AM
Heeee's baaack, and more delusional than ever!


Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: Lou Strux on April 14, 2022, 11:21:25 AM
im not delusional yall just afraid of me.
The 2nd part of this sentence disproves the 1st.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on April 14, 2022, 11:21:55 AM
*Golf claps*
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: quackquack on April 14, 2022, 02:46:34 PM
suck my dick lol but yeah that really happened im not delusional yall just afraid of me. no wonder slap users are shit for brained

Slap users are shit for brained? It's the first I've heard about it.
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: hhaddockk on April 14, 2022, 03:02:19 PM
imagine getting your ass kicked by a kid in high school
Title: Re: skaters you shouldnt meet in person
Post by: ok boomer on April 15, 2022, 06:20:25 AM
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LOL that is hilarious
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Post by: Jonny7.5Alive on April 15, 2022, 06:34:15 AM
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LOL that is hilarious

Give it