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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: wigwam_24 on April 26, 2022, 02:17:19 PM

Title: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: wigwam_24 on April 26, 2022, 02:17:19 PM
sorry for the attention grabbing topic name, but i thort this was slightly noteworthy

in ON video summer 2000

Bam margera is fake kicked out of a spot by Don Vitto (Bam's Uncle) who i didnt know of when i first watched it, but now he is obviously a huge character in viva la bam and other bam media. just thort it was quite funny they faked getting kicked out of a parking lot. maybe this has been talked about before, maybe i should focus this post... maybe its not even interested to most of you... but i thort it was kinda odd/funny thing (especially with all the neg stuff going on with bam) i never noticed til now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xfA1WZJMPg8

around 8.50 mark
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: cky enthusiast on April 26, 2022, 02:21:37 PM
this is don vito and i’m callin 411
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Cool Ceith on April 26, 2022, 02:39:13 PM
22-year long con.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on April 26, 2022, 02:42:36 PM
Thort?
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on April 26, 2022, 02:49:53 PM
He also told me (via song) that he was gunna bend his dick to his arse (so he could fuck himself) but I’m yet to see the footage …
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: wigwam_24 on April 26, 2022, 02:55:25 PM
Thort?

Thought...
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Colin Robinson on April 26, 2022, 02:55:33 PM
Spyro the Dragon is an excellent game
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: PAWL on April 26, 2022, 02:56:56 PM
I too thort it was funny
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: MusclesMarinara on April 26, 2022, 03:59:07 PM
Damn I miss ON Videos
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Hyliannightmare on April 26, 2022, 04:12:27 PM
Thort?

I'm with it
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: clintendo on April 26, 2022, 04:44:03 PM
I thort dat woz mud
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: pdknox on April 26, 2022, 05:09:56 PM
What will he thort of next?
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: MintySandwhich on April 26, 2022, 05:22:30 PM
Kinda sick that Don Vito played the character Bam gave him for so long

RIP
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: keepthefunkalive on April 26, 2022, 06:29:35 PM
Hell yaar borther. I thort thart wars interesting as fark.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: thebacker on April 26, 2022, 06:31:40 PM
thats muffed up
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: VHS ERA on April 26, 2022, 06:55:07 PM
Hell yaar borther. I thort thart wars interesting as fark.
Lol
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: ssbsminotti on April 26, 2022, 09:54:48 PM
Most of Viva La Bam was made up too, you thort reality shows were real?
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Sifter on April 26, 2022, 10:38:38 PM
all 1 have are negative thorts
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: ShyLow on April 26, 2022, 10:40:14 PM
I thort Bam could do whutever the fuck he wunted
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: slappies on April 26, 2022, 11:12:27 PM
This is, bar none, the most egregious thing Don Vito has ever been involved in. Ever.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: behavioralguide on April 26, 2022, 11:19:00 PM
(https://www.cafeducycliste.com/en_ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/sites/9/2021/09/Best_Tortilla-slider1-3-15-09-2021.jpg)

this thread is now about thoughtillas
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Blind Trucks on April 27, 2022, 02:00:47 AM
this is don vito and i’m callin 411
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: peacepappies on April 27, 2022, 02:22:49 AM
This is, bar none, the most egregious thing Don Vito has ever been involved in. Ever.

hah! Adding this word to my vocabulary
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on April 27, 2022, 02:26:40 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHNjmY0TdRs
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Prostate Exam on April 27, 2022, 02:31:42 AM
Spyro the Dragon is an excellent game

Fuck man, not gonna lie, I started skating because of Spyro the Dragon.
In one of the titles there is a level where Spyro has to navigate the map using a skateboard. I started mimicking it on a board I found in my basement and I've been hooked eversince!

(https://i2.wp.com/static1.squarespace.com/static/55befc0ee4b0146b44a31a78/t/596d93ff893fc08e6d42ea86/1500353548615/)
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: lk130 on April 27, 2022, 02:57:36 AM
But how was he actually lying to u. .
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: somefucker on April 27, 2022, 04:17:01 AM
i gort maff'kd watching viva le bum
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on April 27, 2022, 04:24:48 AM
Let’s keep thort
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Post by: Coping Grinder on April 27, 2022, 05:42:37 AM
Thort does kinda roll of the tongue in place of thought when doing a Westchester accent though.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: big_kev_215 on April 27, 2022, 07:13:31 AM
Anyone else grow up thinking Tosh Townend was Australian? Seeing him in this On video reminded me of that years long blunder on my part.  I guess it’s the name. 
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: lk130 on April 27, 2022, 07:25:39 AM
He's actually froma Surf family so you'd be correct lol
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Audrey II on April 27, 2022, 07:46:22 AM
thorts and prayers for OP.

may you never watch berra's part in skate more, the amount of lies and deceit might be too much for you to handle.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: doublesteveburger on April 27, 2022, 12:30:26 PM
ape's gonna be sho mayd
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: stevedave on April 27, 2022, 01:04:53 PM
Isn't THORT the wheel company under the same distro as JART?  And I think they're also the ones that invented JORTS. 
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: lysdexia on April 27, 2022, 06:59:48 PM
Anyone else grow up thinking Tosh Townend was Australian? Seeing him in this On video reminded me of that years long blunder on my part.  I guess it’s the name.

as an Australian man who has been skating since the late 90s, i was today years old when i learned that Tosh Townsend was not Australian.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: wigwam_24 on April 28, 2022, 08:06:49 AM
Most of Viva La Bam was made up too, you thort reality shows were real?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uPhLsdHGzk
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Watson on April 29, 2022, 01:16:44 PM
The Thort Police are coming for your thortcrime.
Title: Re: Bam Margera lied to me!
Post by: Urtripping on April 30, 2022, 03:54:31 AM
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Spyro the Dragon is an excellent game
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Fuck man, not gonna lie, I started skating because of Spyro the Dragon.
In one of the titles there is a level where Spyro has to navigate the map using a skateboard. I started mimicking it on a board I found in my basement and I've been hooked eversince!

(https://i2.wp.com/static1.squarespace.com/static/55befc0ee4b0146b44a31a78/t/596d93ff893fc08e6d42ea86/1500353548615/)

That would be Spyro 3 Year of The Dragon. It was actually a series of in-level mini games where you could skate, each increasing in difficulty as the game progressed.