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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Hieronymus Botch on May 10, 2022, 08:34:35 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc2xfbXrB_r/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
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skaters over 40 of 31 inch gap, on cab's ex's dms
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a tragic
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
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Here's to finding a new 28 year old (who acts like a 38 year old).
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Here's to finding a new 28 year old (who acts like a 38 year old).
and writes code on computer
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
Why you gotta trigger my PTSD like that?
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did a half cab over his heart
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You just
hate to see it.
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i thought he finally found his better half cab :'(
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc2xfbXrB_r/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
Is that a subliminal pube tree??
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.
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"Live, Laugh, Love" type post.
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It's sick that Cab posts the same way my mom does on Facebook.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc2xfbXrB_r/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
Is that a subliminal pube tree??
Cab is actually a huge Twin Peaks fan. There is a deeper meaning to this.
(https://www2.bfi.org.uk/sites/bfi.org.uk/files/fb-images/twin-peaks-season-3-2017-008-in-red-room-with-the-arm-CROP.jpg)
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Posts like a 13 year old girl.
It's beyond cringe.
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She's been totally removed from his IG. its official.
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.
he brought her up on stage to play bass with his band and he made a point to go over and smooch her while they were both playing their instruments
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Ren of Vans
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https://www.datingcelebs.com/who-is-steve-caballero-dating/
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I could see him on christianmingle.com.
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(https://i.imgur.com/USO6faR.jpg)
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From the post about lack of trust one can only assume that the entire relationship was just a ruse to steal all of Cab's cabbie hats and sell them on Ebay for exorbitant amounts of money to people who skated for two years in the 80s. Young girl with an older guy like that is obviously a Cab cabbie digger.
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I know Cab made this one easy, but y’all sound like some Bachelor watching mofo’s.
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Let’s go get Cokes
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.
he brought her up on stage to play bass with his band and he made a point to go over and smooch her while they were both playing their instruments
Scrubbed through their set at Tampa Pro that recently hit YT and didnt see this. I'm feeling drawn to the carnage like a car wreck...
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cc2xfbXrB_r/?igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
Is that a subliminal pube tree??
Cab is actually a huge Twin Peaks fan. There is a deeper meaning to this.
(https://www2.bfi.org.uk/sites/bfi.org.uk/files/fb-images/twin-peaks-season-3-2017-008-in-red-room-with-the-arm-CROP.jpg)
If you look too hard for Joan Chen you're never gonna find him.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Posts like a 13 year old girl.
It's beyond cringe.
Like lol what did you think dude? You had a temporary unusual stroke of luck.
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r/im14andthisisdeep
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But really the quote makes perfect sense. Basically saying that if you love someone but don't trust them, then you don't love them all the time because of those times when you don't trust them, but obviously you do love them, that's the first part of the quote "if you love someone"....so you love them but not when they are untrustworthy or unworthy of trust. Other people that you do trust all the time you can love all the time. It takes a true poet to make it as succinct as Cab though.
LOL at "pube tree"!!!!
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From the post about lack of trust one can only assume that the entire relationship was just a ruse to steal all of Cab's cabbie hats and sell them on Ebay for exorbitant amounts of money to people who skated for two years in the 80s. Young girl with an older guy like that is obviously a Cab cabbie digger.
It's like when somebody says they want to go birding with you, but really they just want to get you alone in the woods, so they can take your binoculars.
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Steve Cab 4 Cutie
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Never saw that coming
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He's gonna have a new chick in no time with that sick head of blonde hair he's rocking now.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CdblX9QvGjR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Posts like a 13 year old girl.
It's beyond cringe.
Like lol what did you think dude? You had a temporary unusual stroke of luck.
Right? If I find myself single and hooking up with 20-somethings when I'm fifty, I will consider myself lucky but not assume that she's looking to spend the rest of her (really, my) life with someone older than her dad.
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^ her dad isn't hooking up Half Cabs, doe
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(https://i.imgur.com/USO6faR.jpg)
“Babe you’re like a jump ramp, not like one of those little plastic ones, a full on 80s wooden one like we used in Public Domain …”
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Sounds like he's taking it in stride. A real "Cab's not half empty, it's half full" sorta guy.
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This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.
What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.
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I love Cab, but he needs therapy, not a girlfriend.
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this is pure speculation based on some of the comments and replies by Cab. theres comments about not being equally yoked, as in yoked to god. So with all the stuff happening right now in the USA regarding womens right to choose, coupled with Cabs religious extremism, Maybe there is a difference of ideals that caused a fall out. IDK im probably over thinking it and they just didnt match, but I really would like to know if Cabs born again ass supports women or if hes a pro-life yahoo. Hosoi too, I really want to know where these skate preachers stand on the issue because ill burn my half cabs and fedora right now if they are for banning abortion.
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sorry Cab :(
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(https://i.imgur.com/USO6faR.jpg)
"Wanna see the bricks underneath?"
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https://youtu.be/0iPFn8d7M3Q
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Time to shoot my shot
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Time to shoot my shot
You too could get to make out with cab on stage.
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The lack of the first “ (lack of symmetry) pisses me off equally as his lack of a reality check as a 40+ yo.
Never meet your heroes without having the need to actually meet your heroes to draw your conclusions kinda vibe.
Not being that serious while typing this, but still.
Edit: damn just realised from a comment that he’s 50+.
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This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.
What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.
speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:
https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/
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This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.
What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.
speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:
https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/
Shit reminds me of right wing kids books
(https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/1618509805301-png.2090040/)
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speaking of his ego, check out his "children's" book:
https://hecreative.com/product/a-kid-called-cab/
It's bad, but that Vans ad disguised as an illustration for a children's book in particular is one hell of a new low.
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(https://hecreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/HECreative-A-Kid-Called-Cab-2.jpg)
jfc
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(https://hecreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/HECreative-A-Kid-Called-Cab-2.jpg)
jfc
I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
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I could see him on christianmingle.com.
christianhosoimingle.com
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i knew some thing was off when he stopped posting the drip
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jfc
I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
He was in the THPS games for sure.
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can someone please give me a rundown of what the whole story is
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(https://hecreative.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/HECreative-A-Kid-Called-Cab-2.jpg)
jfc
Skater of the century? Lol. Did he write that himself?
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jfc
I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
He was in the THPS games for sure.
ah he was in 2, I only ever rented that one at blockbuster. still, who the hell wanted to play as him?
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can someone please give me a rundown of what the whole story is
Tried to be a Steve and wound up looking like an Alex.
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Poor cab. I will pray to my lord and savior Jesus Christ. May he be knuckle deep in somebody 20 years his junior asap.
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the kiss on stage during the show was the beginning of the end
I'd like to know about this, if someone would kindly oblige me.
no, please don’t! Stop now!
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can someone please give me a rundown of what the whole story is
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=119992.msg3709440#msg3709440
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Time to shoot my shot
Halfcab into Cab halfcab out
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jfc
No I think Thrasher actually named him that if I remember correctly
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(https://i.ibb.co/jWgjt5f/0-F2134-E0-7647-48-BA-904-F-9-C3-BC8048772.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jWgjt5f)
“are we dating right now? if we were dating, i’d be wearing my dating shoes.”
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i thought he finally found his better half cab :'(
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From the posts, it seems she was banging other guys - who'd knew someone 30 years younger would like to fuck everyone at the gym, huh?
Steve Cuckoldero
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We gotta hook cab up with a single sk8 milf asap to balance the sin
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at least he didn’t marry her and get alimony fucked like Toe Knee always does
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I clicked on the comments I wanted to see some shit about the cheating, I’m petty, and then someone wrote: ‘keep your head up Cab’…
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This nigga is 50+ posting this shit, ego is a mother fucker.
What the fuck did he expect he doesnt even have a neck for her to kiss.
HAHAHAHAH
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Steve Cab 4 Cutie
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I clicked on the comments I wanted to see some shit about the cheating, I’m petty, and then someone wrote: ‘keep your head up Cab’…
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the drip got dropped !!
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steve olson undefeated
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I clicked on the comments I wanted to see some shit about the cheating, I’m petty, and then someone wrote: ‘keep your head up Cab’…
Gnar't
Goddamn I would love for someone to reply "HE CAN'T"
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jfc
I grew up playing tony hawk and am struggling to remember when he was in a videogame.
He was in the THPS games for sure.
ah he was in 2, I only ever rented that one at blockbuster. still, who the hell wanted to play as him?
Cab
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Ok im old, I'm 40. Most cab fans are my brothers age closer to 50. The posts come across like the dude is a kid. It's just weird. Years ago he'd post his new cab, like his kids, that stopped and the Christian girl 35 is the love of his life. Maybe segregate your profession of selling anything possible thing you can put your name on and "repping" it, should be more of a job than your personal stuff. Dude comes across as kind of flaky, kind of ruined all his 100 dollar reissues for me. If I was 18 I wouldn't catch it, but most dudes his age carry relationships much different. I'm sure GOD will fix it either way. Dude gets free dirt bikes why the fuck he care about tail anyway.
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Ok im old, I'm 40. Most cab fans are my brothers age closer to 50. The posts come across like the dude is a kid. It's just weird. Years ago he'd post his new cab, like his kids, that stopped and the Christian girl 35 is the love of his life. Maybe segregate your profession of selling anything possible thing you can put your name on and "repping" it, should be more of a job than your personal stuff. Dude comes across as kind of flaky, kind of ruined all his 100 dollar reissues for me. If I was 18 I wouldn't catch it, but most dudes his age carry relationships much different. I'm sure GOD will fix it either way. Dude gets free dirt bikes why the fuck he care about tail anyway.
You can't fuck a dirt bike, trust me I've tried
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Ok im old, I'm 40. Most cab fans are my brothers age closer to 50. The posts come across like the dude is a kid. It's just weird. Years ago he'd post his new cab, like his kids, that stopped and the Christian girl 35 is the love of his life. Maybe segregate your profession of selling anything possible thing you can put your name on and "repping" it, should be more of a job than your personal stuff. Dude comes across as kind of flaky, kind of ruined all his 100 dollar reissues for me. If I was 18 I wouldn't catch it, but most dudes his age carry relationships much different. I'm sure GOD will fix it either way. Dude gets free dirt bikes why the fuck he care about tail anyway.
You can't fuck a dirt bike, trust me I've tried
Yes you can and I have the xvideos favorites list to show for it!
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it’s a bitch when you think it’s true love and then you find out she’s only fucking with you because you’re the guitarist in the faction
you think that’s tough imagine being the drummer
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she write that good-good code on computer.
(https://i.makeagif.com/media/6-03-2016/6ztumJ.gif)
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(https://i.ibb.co/wp4kSkQ/someonegivecabsomehead.png)
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I clicked on the comments I wanted to see some shit about the cheating, I’m petty, and then someone wrote: ‘keep your head up Cab’…
(https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F001%2F023%2F007%2Ff29.png)
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Let’s go get Cokes
... because the women he's dating aren't old enough to drink alcohol!
Anyone older, would be a joke!
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Damn, let a guy live. Steve falls in love and gets his heart broken, haven't we all been through something similar? Even if it was in jr. high.
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Damn, let a guy live. Steve falls in love and gets his heart broken, haven't we all been through something similar? Even if it she was in jr. high.
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This thread is killing me. Keep it up everyone!
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
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Damn man. We're just having a giggle about Cab's gf chucking butt at some side guys after dark, and you gotta bring the mood down with your serious note.
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On a more serious note, I hope Cab finds a chill girl that is down to smooch on stage.
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I don't use Instagram, can someone tell me if he posted a blank girlfriend with a caption about how he's looking forward to the future?
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And the worst part is, that little girl kissing and playing guitar on the stage up there, that’s somebody’s daughter.
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Not surprised. There’s no way he was hitting it right at his advanced age
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you guys are mean leave the lil fella alone he's had enough
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
Are you LK130?
I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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No I’m not him. It means what I wrote.
No hablo ingles. Come back at me when you can speak 5 languages as shitty as this.
Sorry if I came here and spoke bad English Alastair darling.
Damn man. We're just having a giggle about Cab's gf chucking butt at some side guys after dark, and you gotta bring the mood down with your serious note.
Haha yeah my bad. Soz.
Fucked up tonite!!
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
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You think she quit Cab for Tyshawn and Nak’s new thing?
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I could see her on......never mind I'll get my coat
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
Are you LK130?
I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
Are you LK130?
I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
Punctuation can make a world of difference.
I’m glad you’re amazing at reading butchered English.
Excuse me while I go cry in a corner
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
Are you LK130?
I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
Punctuation can make a world of difference.
I’m glad your amazing at reading butchered English.
too easy
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On a more serious note, I think he seriously believed that a coder (with higher education, maybe even PhD? Hence statistically smart) would fall for the celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight.
That’s a common mistake people do.
A person way younger than you can think way better than you and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.
Are you LK130?
I get the point that is trying to be made, but can somebody else translate this into proper, sensical English for me?
Specifically, what does "celebrity dude that lived the past 30 years with conversation level of sick bro, nice pro model or fucked up tonight. " mean? Forgive me
Punctuation can make a world of difference.
I’m glad your amazing at reading butchered English.
this makes no sense and i have no idea what you are trying to say
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
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Low key cab did the underwear pic before daveed
For the ladys
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Cab on looking for chill girl
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https://youtu.be/0iPFn8d7M3Q
I raise you one Gang Starr.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8kW6IEBdf0
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keep that head up and that neck straight !
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https://youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE (https://youtu.be/R0IUR4gkPIE)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXyWgLBrAyE
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i thought he finally found his better half cab :'(
Steve Cab 4 Cutie
You think she quit Cab for Tyshawn and Nak’s new thing?
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”
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Nobody likes you Alastair.
Stick your ass in a stargate and teleport yourself to some aristocratic Dublin tea spot where you can discuss James Joyce or some bullshit. All in top notch English spoken by white caucasians.
This is SLAP my G.
Knowing a little bit how the Irish think you’d be deemed like a twat even there and back then fam.
Now go and do one you heavy&cheap bag of shite.
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”
Back of, Warchild. Seriously.
We're not here to make fun of each other, we're here to mercilessly make fun of a 57-year-old man who just got his heart broken by a 28 year old, got it?
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”
^
Remember when this dork got banned for having a shitfit about Uncle Flea's basic existence and wouldn't stop hurling insults at him?
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Whatever.
That post was seizure inducing to read and you know it.
it's just really hard understanding what you're trying to say
That’s because “you are a person way younger than me can think way better than me and for a skater, that generally can bump into any age range (10-60) unlike sports with age ranks is a very silly mistake.”
^
Remember when this dork got banned for having a shitfit about Uncle Flea's basic existence and wouldn't stop hurling insults at him?
Yep, what a sad, small individual HeavyandExpensive is.
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So, is Steve at the right age to be calling this one into Delilah?
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He should start handing vans and powell stickers out in hotel lobbies
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Leave Cab alone
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Maybe he should date close to his age? Also, woof at posting like a heart broken 19 year old.
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Maybe he should date close to his age? Also, woof at posting like a heart broken 19 year old.
The second part of your comment explains why he doesn't do the first part already.
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https://youtu.be/tjFPxrDWpUM
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This is so embarrassing. Also his recent video with his "art" was some of the most embarrassing thing I have seen for a long time. An old man painting super heroes, puts it in a video and thinks it is art. That is something 12 year old would do.
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Cab is a 57 year old, 12 year old
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This is so embarrassing. Also his recent video with his "art" was some of the most embarrassing thing I have seen for a long time. An old man painting super heroes, puts it in a video and thinks it is art. That is something 12 year old would do.
Can’t find. Link or it didn’t happen
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This is so embarrassing. Also his recent video with his "art" was some of the most embarrassing thing I have seen for a long time. An old man painting super heroes, puts it in a video and thinks it is art. That is something 12 year old would do.
He was the og (at least in skateboarding) grown man buying action figures on tour
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This is so embarrassing. Also his recent video with his "art" was some of the most embarrassing thing I have seen for a long time. An old man painting super heroes, puts it in a video and thinks it is art. That is something 12 year old would do.
I'm assuming this is the video.
https://youtu.be/fx_jIJtf3X0
Pretty frickin' cool drawing of Baby Yoda at 2:25 , hope he makes it a graphic.
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This is so embarrassing. Also his recent video with his "art" was some of the most embarrassing thing I have seen for a long time. An old man painting super heroes, puts it in a video and thinks it is art. That is something 12 year old would do.
I'm assuming this is the video.
https://youtu.be/fx_jIJtf3X0
Pretty frickin' cool drawing of Baby Yoda at 2:25 , hope he makes it a graphic.
I didn't think that was bad at all. Mostly not the kind of stuff I'm into but still not bad at all.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9tEHdGX5vZo
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Is the rumor that cab is 12? I’d like to add he possibly has a well documented case of Benjamin Button syndrome, too.
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Does he skate for Bed Bath & Beyond or is he posting all their self help poster art for free?
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Leave Cab alone
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
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A man who prefers to skate half of his shoe also prefers to date girls half his age - it checks out
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
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I could see her on......never mind I'll get my coat
Past tense
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Not related to the urgent ex, but Cab in general
This happened to pop up while I was listening to a critique about a film claiming to give proof that heaven exists.
9:35
https://youtu.be/SvYLwtFwo6Q
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Hard to tell without talking to the guy, but I’d guess a few years younger
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Not related to the urgent ex, but Cab in general
This happened to pop up while I was listening to a critique about a film claiming to give proof that heaven exists.
9:35
https://youtu.be/SvYLwtFwo6Q
Watching stuff like this I am reminded how happy I am to have not been born a gentile.
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
100% serious. She still had a cab board. He had a Zero with that funny griptape, some Fallens, and full pads. I found Steve’s new arch-nemesis and all I had to do was go to the skatepark across the st from my house
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
She's got a type haha
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
This is a movie I'd watch. At the end they have to engage in a duel on who can get the biggest air out of a kicker ramp and the winner gets the chill coder girl.
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She learned her lesson. You never go full cab.
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is this how cab did it? did cab hit it like this? am i doing this better than cab did
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
Please tell me she was wearing half Cabs
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
This is a movie I'd watch. At the end they have to engage in a duel on who can get the biggest air out of a kicker ramp and the winner gets the chill coder girl.
Cab and the new boyfriend compete in a ramp skateboarding contest complete with a training montage set to pounding 80s synth dance rock. But they become friends by the end of the contest because the fullest cabs are the friends we make along the way.
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
Is there a knuckle involved?
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I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit
And then him coming out like
(https://c.tenor.com/fgzG8iCHntIAAAAC/santosprotones.gif)
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Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
This is a movie I'd watch. At the end they have to engage in a duel on who can get the biggest air out of a kicker ramp and the winner gets the chill coder girl.
Cab and the new boyfriend compete in a ramp skateboarding contest complete with a training montage set to pounding 80s synth dance rock. But they become friends by the end of the contest because the fullest cabs are the friends we make along the way.
God I wish I could gnar you for this! Needed this laugh today
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
Please tell me she was wearing half Cabs
authentics or eras with leather pants
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I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BRg4Y5iclog/maxresdefault.jpg)
And then him coming out like
(https://c.tenor.com/fgzG8iCHntIAAAAC/santosprotones.gif)
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
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She learned her lesson. You never go full cab.
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I can see a cab biopic coming out and him being super insistent on playing his teenage self, on some "theres only one man fit to play teenage steve caballero" shit
And then him coming out like
(https://c.tenor.com/fgzG8iCHntIAAAAC/santosprotones.gif)
Jimminy jillickers Stacy peralta!
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as someone who didn’t grow up during his peak, cab is so cringe
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i wonder what he’s working with. is cab slinging a sledge or a rubber mallet
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I can’t make this shit up. Cabs ex showed up to my local skatepark today and met up with someone skating a board with that bright ass Powell ripper griptape
same age cohort as Cab?
Was he riding a Powell Cab board? That would have been the ultimate insult.
This shit has to be made up. ;D
Please tell me she was wearing half Cabs
Vans Half Cabs with a Powell Peralta Cab Flight deck - the audacity...
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I guess Cab is still sending her boxes, in the hope he might get that box back.
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/
Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/
Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/
LOL - The fucking pasta pic with the plain piece of bread hahahahaha.. I actually think he may be on the spectrum, maybe we shouldn’t laugh..
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/
Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/
mawfugga made a Cab Salad dragon board. all of a sudden Neen's salmon IG seems like it should be on the Food Network.
edit: it's an ACTUAL salad at Pizzanista!!!
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My man throws avo on every dish. Respect.
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i wonder what he’s working with. is cab slinging a sledge or a rubber mallet
Either way I’m sure it’s crooked just beneath the head
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/
Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/
mawfugga made a Cab Salad dragon board. all of a sudden Neen's salmon IG seems like it should be on the Food Network.
edit: it's an ACTUAL salad at Pizzanista!!!
You can even order it in half/full cab size.
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Man, ya'll are being so mean.
He's just a grown man who constantly brags about his amazing food and rides toys on Easter Sunday to celebrate the return of Christ. It's not like he'd been bragging about his hot-young-thing on social media like a sixth-grader.
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time for a bones brigade reunion if you know what I mean
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdd-54Gp6M3/
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You guys need to be nice, they're going through a lot right now, it's never easy losing someone you considered to be your other half...cab.
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dam dude...when yr old like me u think "fuck, if i could just get a young, hot gf all my problems would disappear"
but that's when yr problems are just beginning
im not even that old but somehow i know this is true
godspeed to Cab. he really should stop posting. IG is all facades/projections and the oversharing makes this shit blow back in your face so much worse than a normal breakup.
Just found out he has a second insta page https://www.instagram.com/cookingwithcab/
Maybe he really should get a social media manager
https://damagemag.com/2022/04/21/the-internet-is-made-of-demons/
Cab has a pro model hot sauce, as do Jason Jessee and Andy Roy from the same company.
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A man who prefers to skate half of his shoe also prefers to date girls half his age - it checks out
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Did a half cab on their relationship- a 180 on her interest and now he’s saying she’s a fakie
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
Brutal
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All those years taking slams in bowls and he gets killed in an IG story. RIP.
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**bikes sadly**
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When I turn 50 please remind me to kill my social media presence completely. Thank you.
Time for a long solo walk into the woods, Cab.
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Friend-zoned harder than Felipe :0
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Brutal, is that his ex?
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Brutal, is that his ex?
Yup, his photos are still on her Insta
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
Isn't that called a 'gay twist'?
Sorry, what are we calling a full cab with a mute grab now? I'm sure the name has been changed but I can't keep up with it all.
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
LOL - Ouch
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
Dudes built like a ninja turtle
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Cab just waiting for her to slip on the drip and slide right back into his arms.
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He still follows her too…
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
Isn't that called a 'gay twist'?
Sorry, what are we calling a full cab with a mute grab now? I'm sure the name has been changed but I can't keep up with it all.
G twist? Cab weddle?
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
Isn't that called a 'gay twist'?
Sorry, what are we calling a full cab with a mute grab now? I'm sure the name has been changed but I can't keep up with it all.
G twist? Cab weddle?
Not a cab if you grab. Fakie 360 Weddle. Nice and boring.
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
Made me giggle
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Cab just waiting for her to slip on the drip and slide right back into his arms.
Drip drip from the Cab don’t slip
Drip drip from the Cab don’t slip on the drip
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
Crazy how just one extra "f" can cause so much pain
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cold as fuck
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cold as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NvhKepTnZ-M
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
Is that the ex? The laugh emoji is brutal.
But man, it's sad being stunted by having your life frozen in time. He hasn't needed to evolve past being 14.
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what is Ren short for? Ka-Ren? Kylo Ren?
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Biking on the sidewalk besides a bike lane...
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Not sure what the CA laws are, but I notice that the arrow in the bike lane is pointing in the opposite direction so I'm assuming that they can't bike in that lane going the wrong way? Idk if there is a bike lane on the other side of the road.
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'That move you do, "The Swirl"? My ex had the same move but he called it a "full cab"'
Isn't that called a 'gay twist'?
Sorry, what are we calling a full cab with a mute grab now? I'm sure the name has been changed but I can't keep up with it all.
I thought it was a BFF?
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He probably secretly full-cab nutted in her sock drawer when they stopped for a water break at her crib.
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Wait that cant be right sock drawer would be top drawer. too high.
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Cab on friendzone
(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
(https://c.tenor.com/gaULP-fkgX8AAAAC/wasted.gif)
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Not sure what the CA laws are, but I notice that the arrow in the bike lane is pointing in the opposite direction so I'm assuming that they can't bike in that lane going the wrong way? Idk if there is a bike lane on the other side of the road.
Thought the same, looked like they where using the sidewalk for pedestrians, next to the bike lane, in the opposite direction of travelling.
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(https://i.imgur.com/AMgmRZn.jpg)
(https://i.imgflip.com/27l38.jpg)
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Holy fucking shit, reading this thread has surely given me cancer.
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what is Ren short for? Ka-Ren? Kylo Ren?
Renjamin
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Cab just waiting for her to slip on the drip and slide right back into his arms.
Drip drip from the Cab don’t slip
Drip drip from the Cab don’t slip on the drip
nice i like king gizzard and the lizard wizard too
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what is Ren short for? Ka-Ren? Kylo Ren?
Renjamin
Rennifer
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Cab just waiting for her to slip on the drip and slide right back into his arms.
10.15
Saturday night
And the Cab drips
Under the strip light
And I'm sitting
In the kitchen sink
And the Cab drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
Waiting
For the telephone to ring
And I'm wondering
Where she's been
And I'm crying
For yesterday
And the Cab drips
Drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
It's always the same
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Hope ol' Cab doesn't have to jack of too long and then repent before finding another gal to fornicate with and then repent about that, too. One of my all time favorite BB sections is the ditch section in Future Primitive. The song is called, "Love Letters" and was written by Cab. Ain't ashamed to admit that I've always liked the tune. Perhaps he should dig out the ol' Juno 106 or whatever and start playing that song again. He'll be drowning in pussy in no time.
https://youtu.be/mfw1kZatwjg
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I clicked on the comments I wanted to see some shit about the cheating, I’m petty, and then someone wrote: ‘keep your head up Cab’…
I wish I didn't have the same reaction but the only thing worse than laughing about something untoward is then going and lying about laughing about it. We're all kind of punching up here in a sense, anyway. I used to work in an animal shelter, and occasionally we'd get a surrendered dog or rabbit with head tilt. I came in one day to find a newly surrendered rabbit with head tilt. I went to go look at its paper work and the owner had named it, no joke, Steve Caballero. Didn't bother to explain to the staff why I was laughing. It got adopted and no doubt got a new name though, so a happy story in the end!
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(https://i.postimg.cc/1XTRX3YN/D9-CBA66-D-DE2-B-4-B3-F-B4-D6-346-FAA2037-A5.gif) (https://postimages.org/)
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(Ka)Ren is keeping him like a conquest trophy on her wall, showing him off to all who will look.
Hanging out with him, making it known that he’s still down to humiliate himself for her, and that she controls the situation by slotting him into the emotional indentured servitude of BFF status.
By golly, I like her style!
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(Ka)Ren is keeping him like a conquest trophy on her wall, showing him off to all who will look.
Hanging out with him, making it known that he’s still down to humiliate himself for her, and that she controls the situation by slotting him into the emotional indentured servitude of BFF status.
By golly, I like her style!
the infamous kiss scene (on stage w/ urethane) is still up on her insta too!!!
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tryna keep ‘em for that vans box! i’d kill myself honestly
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https://youtu.be/mfw1kZatwjg
Fuck I love that, never knew Cab wrote that song nor realised the black haired rat was Grosso! What a life.