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Title: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Twombles1 on May 13, 2022, 03:26:15 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_rImCgGo1c (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P_rImCgGo1c)
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Post by: buttchin on May 13, 2022, 03:30:49 PM
#boycottrevive #mightgetonkrooked
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Post by: SneakySecrets on May 13, 2022, 03:36:58 PM
Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.
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Post by: EdLawndale on May 13, 2022, 03:49:25 PM
Punisher Sk8boards X Marvel collabo
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Post by: braksabbath on May 13, 2022, 03:53:10 PM
Is this guy one Marvel cease and desist letter away from bankruptcy
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Post by: botefdunn on May 13, 2022, 03:58:07 PM
Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.

le mot juste
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Post by: Mystical Leader on May 13, 2022, 04:21:26 PM
Punisher Sk8boards X Marvel collabo
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Post by: Mystical Leader on May 13, 2022, 04:20:25 PM
Punisher Sk8boards X Fabo_les collabo
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Post by: Punished Skateboards on May 13, 2022, 04:24:31 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/B0P3P8QgLGY/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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Post by: chipped tail on May 13, 2022, 04:25:54 PM
wow I enjoyed that immensely
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 13, 2022, 04:43:54 PM
Skateboards made for skateboarders by people who have never seen a skateboard.

(https://punisherskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/TAGGER-V2-UPDATED-scaled.jpg)
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Post by: TwisT on May 13, 2022, 04:46:17 PM
It ain’t hard really, a couple social media post, put your name on a board for good measure. I once saw this local dude get arrested in the news and they called him “local professional skateboarder” and I’ve never seen him skate. He just repost other skate clips with his brand filter and no tag.

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Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on May 13, 2022, 04:47:34 PM
Did Dave has intercourse with the convenience store lady, the news ladies or all three?
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Post by: Cool Ceith on May 13, 2022, 04:55:34 PM
Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.

Mmmmm… PB-Yes!  :-*
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Post by: Watson on May 13, 2022, 05:39:12 PM
Rubenesque news ladies.

(https://i.imgur.com/xlpSkjl.jpg)
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Post by: slappies on May 13, 2022, 05:41:32 PM
I'd love to see you manage to sell 5 boards in 10 days, you fucking bitch ass hater.
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Post by: T4T on May 13, 2022, 05:44:27 PM
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Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.
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Mmmmm… PB-Yes!  :-*


Pawgs Blow Skater?
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Post by: cky enthusiast on May 13, 2022, 05:45:10 PM
the lehigh valley is so fried
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Post by: big_kev_215 on May 13, 2022, 07:02:42 PM
the lehigh valley is so fried

Second best valley in PA… so there’s that
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Lou Strux on May 13, 2022, 07:19:44 PM
Can’t believe they cut Chadd Sinclair from the roster in order to free up the budget to bring THIS bozo on board.
Punisher shit the bed with that one.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: spanyard on May 13, 2022, 07:59:09 PM
Logo looks like some proud boy/national youth socialist shit.
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Post by: iKobrakai on May 13, 2022, 08:51:45 PM
Ask Alex Olson.
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Post by: pugmaster on May 13, 2022, 08:55:21 PM
If you're looking at the punisher skateboards logo and tilt your head slightly to the right, like you're eating a taco, their logo looks like it says DP lol
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Post by: jgonzalez on May 13, 2022, 08:59:02 PM
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Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.
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Mmmmm… PB-Yes!  :-*
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Pawgs Blow Skater?

Been watching too much porn m8

Learn more about Brittany and Megan
https://www.wlvt.org/reportercorps/reporters/

Let’s make them honorary SLAP pals

https://www.wlvt.org/television/living-in-the-lehigh-valley/
Link to the original posting as to not give that yu tube channel views
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: filmerguy on May 14, 2022, 06:00:57 AM
This dude is such a kook. He goes to the parks at like 8am before anyone is there because people talk so much shit on him. Their "shop" is run out of a bmx store and you can buy punisher board in walmart...
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Post by: ramplocal on May 14, 2022, 06:20:35 AM
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Rubenesque news ladies.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xlpSkjl.jpg)
I never asked you to be skinny for me. Wld gnar for Johnny sack if I cld!
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Groondor the Orc on May 14, 2022, 06:57:55 AM
Can’t believe they cut Chadd Sinclair from the roster in order to free up the budget to bring THIS bozo on board.
Punisher shit the bed with that one.

Exactly what I came here to say.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: dr. radishh on May 14, 2022, 07:36:10 AM
buying punisher boards at the citgo is so bethlehem
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Twombles1 on May 14, 2022, 07:39:09 AM
This dude is such a kook. He goes to the parks at like 8am before anyone is there because people talk so much shit on him. Their "shop" is run out of a bmx store and you can buy punisher board in walmart...

He is more of a local “skate shop” employee. Nowhere near professional level of skating. Just someone who couldn't find a legit pro Sponsor. Caters to kids who are beginning cause they believe he is a big time “pro skater”.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Twombles1 on May 14, 2022, 07:48:06 AM
He should be accelerating at skateboarding
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Post by: Magnolia on May 14, 2022, 08:22:06 AM
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the lehigh valley is so fried
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Second best valley in PA… so there’s that
The Mon Valley reigns supreme
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Post by: manysnakes on May 14, 2022, 09:01:35 AM
That bicycle repair stand, which appears to be a custom rig affixed to the base of a vintage drill press, is pretty dope.

That dude obviously can't skate frontside. The mark of a true professional skater.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: big_kev_215 on May 14, 2022, 11:32:25 AM
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the lehigh valley is so fried
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Second best valley in PA… so there’s that
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The Mon Valley reigns supreme

The Delaware Valley has entered the chat
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on May 14, 2022, 12:35:38 PM
I thought smoking mid out of a plastic bong was a pre requisite to going pro for Punisher
Glad to see they’re being more inclusive these days.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Logic on May 14, 2022, 03:47:40 PM
Hah, I remember a few locals back in the day getting hooked up by this bootleg snowboarding company that tried to dabble in skating.  One of them even got like a pro board with their surname on it, it was pretty cringe as the graphics were literally like flames and skulls, plus the dude was no better than me and I'm fairly trash at street.
One of my mates that were on it tried talking me into joining them too, as much as I'd like free boards and hardware, I would have felt like a kook doing it.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: TheDraught on May 15, 2022, 05:48:53 AM
People who use the word "narrative" should get a permaban.
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Post by: HiResDes on May 15, 2022, 05:54:55 AM
Logo looks like some proud boy/national youth socialist shit.

Umm proud boys aren't socialists...LOL
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Willie on May 15, 2022, 08:31:46 AM
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Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.
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Mmmmm… PB-Yes!  :-*
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Pawgs Blow Skater?
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Been watching too much porn m8

Learn more about Brittany and Megan
https://www.wlvt.org/reportercorps/reporters/

Let’s make them honorary SLAP pals

https://www.wlvt.org/television/living-in-the-lehigh-valley/
Link to the original posting as to not give that yu tube channel views

Wouldn’t have watched the video without BBW alert. Was not disappointed.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: T4T on May 16, 2022, 07:49:52 AM
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Great job to everyone involved in making this, especially those Rubenesque news ladies.
[close]

Mmmmm… PB-Yes!  :-*
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Pawgs Blow Skater?
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Been watching too much porn m8

Learn more about Brittany and Megan
https://www.wlvt.org/reportercorps/reporters/ (https://www.wlvt.org/reportercorps/reporters/)

Let’s make them honorary SLAP pals

https://www.wlvt.org/television/living-in-the-lehigh-valley/ (https://www.wlvt.org/television/living-in-the-lehigh-valley/)
Link to the original posting as to not give that yu tube channel views


Don't like porn, poison for a young mans mind IMO..
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: sk8punk110 on May 16, 2022, 08:01:31 AM
Tom Mcdonald Album Cover Skateboards
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Post by: lemonchicken91 on May 16, 2022, 12:29:19 PM
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Logo looks like some proud boy/national youth socialist shit.
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Umm proud boys aren't socialists...LOL

he means nazis. duh.
you probably wear marc ecko and lee jeans and smoke djarums
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Post by: Yonnycage on May 16, 2022, 01:01:04 PM
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Logo looks like some proud boy/national youth socialist shit.
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Umm proud boys aren't socialists...LOL
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he means nazis. duh.
you probably wear marc ecko and lee jeans and smoke djarums

This site is a straight up mongoloid factory I swear to god
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Post by: lemonchicken91 on May 16, 2022, 01:48:01 PM
keep the defenders of the steppe name out ya mouth

(https://miro.medium.com/max/1400/1*zFCC6ukYC3Y20FoJBLGAmg.jpeg)
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Post by: buttchin on May 16, 2022, 03:33:25 PM
Dude probably should talk to 2 felons boardshop and be with the other aryan felon bois. Leave that white racist shit outta there on the boards and in skateboarding
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Post by: k-nutz on May 16, 2022, 05:48:24 PM
Can’t believe they cut Chadd Sinclair from the roster in order to free up the budget to bring THIS bozo on board.
Punisher shit the bed with that one.

Is that the dude who morphed into gifted hater?
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Post by: Lou Strux on May 16, 2022, 05:53:21 PM
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Can’t believe they cut Chadd Sinclair from the roster in order to free up the budget to bring THIS bozo on board.
Punisher shit the bed with that one.
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Is that the dude who morphed into gifted hater?
That is 100% correct. ;)
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Baglady on May 16, 2022, 07:39:11 PM
I’ll ride for punisher , as long as I get sent to Copenhagen open to hang with Robert Neal and Kevin white On a pier.
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: switchfakie on May 16, 2022, 08:03:25 PM
how much did he pay? probably nothing because the mainstream doesnt give a shit about skateboarding nor our standards of what makes you a pro or not. in their eyes anybody who makes money from this useless wooden toy is a pro
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Blind Trucks on May 16, 2022, 09:47:52 PM
Hah, I remember a few locals back in the day getting hooked up by this bootleg snowboarding company that tried to dabble in skating.  One of them even got like a pro board with their surname on it, it was pretty cringe as the graphics were literally like flames and skulls, plus the dude was no better than me and I'm fairly trash at street.
One of my mates that were on it tried talking me into joining them too, as much as I'd like free boards and hardware, I would have felt like a kook doing it.

chemical storm?
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Post by: Sativa Lung on May 16, 2022, 10:03:56 PM
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the lehigh valley is so fried
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Second best valley in PA… so there’s that
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The Mon Valley reigns supreme

The worst part of the best part of the state is the Mon Valley. Everything of value flows in on the Allegheny.
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Post by: Lowcalcium on May 17, 2022, 11:58:54 AM
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Rubenesque news ladies.
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(https://i.imgur.com/xlpSkjl.jpg)
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I never asked you to be skinny for me. Wld gnar for Johnny sack if I cld!

Johnny loves her just the way she is....no reason to hide candy in the basement dryer.

Also shout out to Megan Frank--she's a real one reporting up in Philly
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Twombles1 on May 19, 2022, 05:35:16 PM
People who use the word "narrative" should get a permaban.

Did your feelings get hurt
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: chumponthis on May 19, 2022, 07:29:09 PM
I can't believe RedBull parted ways with this guy
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Post by: Twombles1 on May 21, 2022, 07:54:07 PM
I can't believe RedBull parted ways with this guy

If only he was actually sponsored by a real company
Title: Re: How much did he pay to push a false narrative that he is pro
Post by: Jawn Gyatti on April 24, 2023, 02:03:44 PM
This video made me want to visit that Citgo station and buy a board...
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Post by: ziggy on April 24, 2023, 02:19:01 PM
he identifies as pro, so what
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on April 24, 2023, 02:22:19 PM
I know this guy who is probably in his early 30’s. He buys punisher boards and posts about them like he’s on the team…”thanks for sending this Punisher skateboards” blah blah… this brand is as insufferable as the people who buy into it.
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Post by: djoekr on April 24, 2023, 03:45:33 PM
So, are they racist or not?
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Post by: adam22savage on April 24, 2023, 03:56:36 PM
didn look, is this thread about Mocha Mike?
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on April 25, 2023, 04:54:59 AM
I know this guy who is probably in his early 30’s. He buys punisher boards and posts about them like he’s on the team…”thanks for sending this Punisher skateboards” blah blah… this brand is as insufferable as the people who buy into it.

So no plans for Cassette x Punisher collab? :’(
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Post by: ramplocal on April 25, 2023, 07:39:13 AM
Thought this wld be abt Doug Brown. Very disappointed
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Post by: Sifter on April 25, 2023, 03:50:55 PM
dude is Doug Browning it pretty hard though
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Post by: slapshakle on April 25, 2023, 06:16:06 PM
I know this guy who is probably in his early 30’s. He buys punisher boards and posts about them like he’s on the team…”thanks for sending this Punisher skateboards” blah blah… this brand is as insufferable as the people who buy into it.

https://punisherskateboards.com/team/

35 and on the team.

Side note, all those dudes look like they would say the N word on Xbox live.
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Post by: DirtyBurger on April 28, 2023, 04:51:59 PM
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I know this guy who is probably in his early 30’s. He buys punisher boards and posts about them like he’s on the team…”thanks for sending this Punisher skateboards” blah blah… this brand is as insufferable as the people who buy into it.
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https://punisherskateboards.com/team/

35 and on the team.

Side note, all those dudes look like they would say the N word on Xbox live.

I just came from the thread where some dude is mad new companies don't have websites. This, this is the reason why.
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Post by: CHONGO on April 28, 2023, 05:02:30 PM
dave mfkin smith
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Post by: switchfakie on April 28, 2023, 06:31:24 PM
"That was like, super, so cool. He's very good at skateboarding & i like him very much" Lorenzo Evans, 5 years old

yall motherfuckin nerds better shut the fuck up, homie's pro
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Post by: switchfakie on April 28, 2023, 06:35:18 PM
the lehigh valley is so fried
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Post by: sle_epy on April 28, 2023, 07:16:33 PM
Thought this wld be abt Doug Brown. Very disappointed

This guy really is smthng else. Fake it til you make it to the point it's a performance art. He even has a Christmas album.
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Post by: tuesday on April 29, 2023, 03:23:18 AM
So isn't the Smith grind named after him?
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Post by: JM on April 29, 2023, 06:02:41 AM
“Hey mom, can I go meet up with a 35 year guy at Citgo and buy a skateboard from him?”

“That sounds completely normal and not sketchy at all. Have fun dear!”