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Skateboarding => Appreciation! => Topic started by: ok boomer on June 13, 2022, 07:16:48 AM
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I love Deez Nuts jokes
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so does steve berra
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My two kids love deez nuts. They came from them.
The best one I fell for was in navy boot camp. I was on watch, balls to forever. In my sleep deprived state, two recruit division commanders barged in and started roving around inspecting with flashlights.
One of them was my RDC that a day or two ago had chased around our master at arms (a big muscular black guy) with the biggest hunting knife I'd seen around our berthing making the big dude beg in terror for him to quit.
The other RDC I had never seen before but was one of the meanest mad dog looking black dudes I'd ever seen. He comes up to me and shines his flashlight in my face as I'm frozen and terrified standing at attention.
He said, "Recruit! Don't you know they're looking for you?"
I timidly replied, "Who's looking for me petty officer?"
"DEEEEEEEZ NUTZZZ!" was his reply an inch from my face.
I managed to hold it together and not lose my military bearing thankfully because heaven knows that would have been a license for them to start with a "beating". Inside I just about died laughing.
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sounds like fun, in the navy
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It was. As I often say, it was the best worst decision of my life to enlist.
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there's been a real stigma about these kinds of jokes lately
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there's been a real stigma about these deez kinds of jokes nuts lately
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there's been a real stigma about these deez kinds of jokes nuts lately
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At an old line cook job I had we compiled a list of all these jokes. We had a pretty hefty list. Deez, Bofa, Apara, sugma, Ligma, eucalyptus... etc, it evolved into names like Wilma Cockfit, Candis Dickfit, a few others. It was a good day!
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there's been a real stigma sugma about these deez kinds of jokes nuts lately
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I was at a beach in San Juan, PR, today and watched 2 kids write “DEEZ NUTZ LMAO” in the sand. 30’ wide and 10’ tall. Good shit. I laughed but none of my family speaks English, so explaining the joke made me look like an idiot
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man with some close friends i overuse it... I've gotten my friends into using it too.. even my gf and my friends wives got into it! I learned how to say it in other languages. It became an inside joke during a trip to Costa Rica and our whole travel group was saying it! I got my friend the other day when he asked what to check out in NYC and I did the classic "check out sawcon" joke and he got soo pissed haha!
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real ones know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5Dr46U5gaI&ab_channel=DEEZNUTS