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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Kanyes Financial Adviser on June 24, 2022, 07:49:27 PM
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Hope he OK
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Oh fuck, hairy AND with a cat? What happened?
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Oh fuck, hairy AND with a cat? What happened?
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It’s called tastefulness, look it up.
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And if thou gaze long in to the hesh, the hesh will also gaze unto thee
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This is the official launch of a Greco-style odyssey of different personas.
Stage 1: Tom Waits era Suciu.
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This is the official launch of a Greco-style odyssey of different personas.
Stage 1: Tom Waits era Suciu.
His fit was 36.7% baggier in this recent crispynyc edit.
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The only thing it looks like Suciu has gone through in the photo you supplied is a nap. With his cat friend.
Hair, collar, angle of incline, facial expression, the cast of his eyes, his proximity to multiple cushions/pillows, etc, all indicate he was photographed shortly after being roused from slumber.
Clearly, OP forgot to process this image through a detective/forensic filter (available in the App Store,) or this would have been instantly evident.
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He just got done reading war and peace for the seventh time (this time for fun!)
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He just got done reading war and peace for the seventh time (this time for fun!)
Backwards had the most... tastefulness.
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The bearded cat guy gimmick kinda worked for Chris Robert’s for a while. Maybe it’ll help Marks likeability too.
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As a bald guy I gotta say that’s an enviable coif he’s got there.
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Big hair Suciu 8)
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Ah, the Ted Kaczyski transformation. I'm excited for his manifesto
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Suciu entering his post-breakup wino era.
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He's just chasing Reader of The Year
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He's been catching up on books with women authors. Leave him alone.
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I thought lk130 was banned…?
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I'm here crunchy suciu era.
"What's your sign?"
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Looks like he's setting sail to navigate to the south pole
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David Lynch era Suciu
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Mark’s a furry for sure
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He’s blossoming into quite the Otter, actually.
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God damn it, now I have to delete my “Is Mark Suciu’s Cat Still Alive?” thread.
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He’s blossoming into quite the Otter, actually.
We need a new liberal arts twink pro skater
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(https://i.imgur.com/rCsSgAS.jpg)
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Who hasn't gone through an Art Garfunkel phase?
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Who hasn't gone through an Art Garfunkel phase?
I think that’s a Wes Kremer phase
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heard there was someone that got a higher GPA than him
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please swap their faces
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Just channeling his inner Levon Helm.
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Greek philosopher cosplay
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His cat looks pissed
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Based on that photo, he seems to have entered his Conan O’Brien post-Tonight Show-firing phase. Which may prove to be a very creatively fertile time for him.
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
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Drifting away in margaritaville
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Greek philosopher cosplay
Kinda has a Marcus Aurelius thing going on. (Not Greek but close enough):
Stoic Suciu
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122518.0;attach=23143;image)
Marcus Aurelius
(https://independentphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/marcus_aurelius_louvre_mr561_n01.jpg)
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He’s having a crisis after the way x games spelled his name on the website (https://i.ibb.co/K9GNt8C/E5999952-9-C1-D-4-B31-8046-5-D03178-D65-FA.jpg) (https://ibb.co/K9GNt8C)
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
WHAT ARE THOSSSEEE!!!!
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
someone finally found transcendental meditation
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Babe wake up, Suciu's feet pics just dropped
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(https://i.imgur.com/CBOBwmm.jpg)
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
@fredgallSOTY is salivating over this pic rn
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Maybe they just hate Mondays.
(https://i.postimg.cc/0yX0RNxT/5-C181530-CE25-45-B7-99-EC-B10-A4666-C178.png) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
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Outstanding
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Suciu on Teva confirmed
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
Why does it look like suciu is about to hustle you into buying his SOTY NFT here?
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you guys dont like beards huh
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(https://i.imgur.com/CBOBwmm.jpg)
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From Sunday.
(https://i.ibb.co/nR0K3jT/2-A0-C863-A-0-D0-F-4-E4-B-98-FE-2-AE73-D6319-CE.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nR0K3jT)
Why does it look like suciu is about to hustle you into buying his SOTY NFT acid here?
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Man’s just entering vacation / existential crisis mode. Just like Wile E Coyote when he finally caught the Road runner.
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Ah, the Ted Kaczyski transformation. I'm excited for his manifesto
Have a gnar
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Looks like Suciu finally got around to hitting a bong instead of trying to find enlightenment through literature.
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Must be making his way through the works of the beat generation.
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Greek philosopher cosplay
Kinda has a Marcus Aurelius thing going on. (Not Greek but close enough):
Stoic Suciu
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122518.0;attach=23143;image)
Marcus Aurelius
(https://independentphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/marcus_aurelius_louvre_mr561_n01.jpg)
Marcus Aurelius > Mark Suciu
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(http://static5.bornrichimages.com/cdn2/500/500/91/c/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Daniel_Stern_1332390180_0_thumb.jpg)
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Greek philosopher cosplay
Kinda has a Marcus Aurelius thing going on. (Not Greek but close enough):
Stoic Suciu
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122518.0;attach=23143;image)
Marcus Aurelius
(https://independentphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/marcus_aurelius_louvre_mr561_n01.jpg)
Marcus Aurelius > Mark Suciu
Mark Suciu: alive, won soty
Marcus Aurelius: dead, never won soty
Your math doesn't check out
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Could see him on Creature
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Greek philosopher cosplay
Kinda has a Marcus Aurelius thing going on. (Not Greek but close enough):
Stoic Suciu
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122518.0;attach=23143;image)
Marcus Aurelius
(https://independentphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/marcus_aurelius_louvre_mr561_n01.jpg)
Marcus Aurelius > Mark Suciu
Marcus Aurelius: dead, never won soty
Your math doesn't check out
.....Nah
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Greek philosopher cosplay
Kinda has a Marcus Aurelius thing going on. (Not Greek but close enough):
Stoic Suciu
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=122518.0;attach=23143;image)
Marcus Aurelius
(https://independentphilosopher.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/marcus_aurelius_louvre_mr561_n01.jpg)
Markus Sucius
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(http://static5.bornrichimages.com/cdn2/500/500/91/c/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Daniel_Stern_1332390180_0_thumb.jpg)
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tevas in new york city... that's fuckin gross man
i just moved back after a few years away, and i was instantly reminded that this place is absolutely filthy
but hey, if sooch is really on some dgaf vibes since winning soty, i respect it
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tevas in new york city... that's fuckin gross man
i just moved back after a few years away, and i was instantly reminded that this place is absolutely filthy
but hey, if sooch is really on some dgaf vibes since winning soty, i respect it
funny you should mention it, that pic was taken a few blocks from my apartment in brooklyn and I can confirm that area is a no go for sandals. there's constantly construction on every other block so dust and debris everywhere and to get to the nearest subway from where he is you have to walk past this hospital that is always spewing garbage water from its dumpsters onto the sidewalk.
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(http://static5.bornrichimages.com/cdn2/500/500/91/c/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Daniel_Stern_1332390180_0_thumb.jpg)
I open this thread to see this, and I literally laughed so damn hard. Thank you for that! Must be his current inspiration ahah
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Maybe they just hate Mondays.
(https://i.postimg.cc/0yX0RNxT/5-C181530-CE25-45-B7-99-EC-B10-A4666-C178.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://postimages.org/)
Fuuuuuuck this one made my fucking day ahahaha!!
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I want whatever these two are smoking
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyQWCCMw/A5649-E93-CD63-4007-A608-8-C8-C2-BA8-EBF5.png) (https://postimages.org/) (https://suwalls.com/rurouni-kenshin)
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(https://i.imgur.com/CBOBwmm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2O15ltg.jpg)
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Maybe they just hate Mondays.
(https://i.postimg.cc/0yX0RNxT/5-C181530-CE25-45-B7-99-EC-B10-A4666-C178.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://postimages.org/)
Too bad Marcus Aurelius never got to eat a good lasagne since tomatoes hadn’t made their way to Europe yet
Imagine being the first Italian to mix your Mozzarella and some basil with this new exotic fruit. Mama mia!
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I go to work for a few hours, check back into this thread, and BOOM! This thing has magically transformed into a content goldmine.
If only I could monetize this brilliance in the same way HSP does, I’d be a (goddamned) thousandaire & could retire for life.
So much laughter.
Thank you, PALS.
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I want whatever these two are smoking
(https://i.postimg.cc/fyQWCCMw/A5649-E93-CD63-4007-A608-8-C8-C2-BA8-EBF5.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://suwalls.com/rurouni-kenshin)
Holy fucking shit I literally just choked on Dr. Pepper hahahaha this thread really took a turn in the right direction
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(https://i.imgur.com/CBOBwmm.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/2O15ltg.jpg)
Excellent job to the both of you
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Been working on my bad dad jokes lately, let's try this one out.
Not a lot of people are aware of this but Mark's half brother is actually a professional baseball player. His name is Shin. Shin Suciu.
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Maybe they just hate Mondays.
(https://i.postimg.cc/0yX0RNxT/5-C181530-CE25-45-B7-99-EC-B10-A4666-C178.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://postimages.org/)
A1
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Hope he OK
This is the face of a man who personally witnessed Eli Reed dancing in Jamaica
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(https://i.postimg.cc/0yX0RNxT/5-C181530-CE25-45-B7-99-EC-B10-A4666-C178.png) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://postimages.org/)
This is the face of a man who personally witnessed Eli Reed dancing in Jamaica
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Suciu has been spending a lot of time with Jawn Gardner.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MGP0FLCP/72-DF5-D9-F-3-B68-4388-8-D42-4-B61-F54-AA28-C.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Epic thread, classic slap ;D
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DMT vibes
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Suciu has been spending a lot of time with Jawn Gardner.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MGP0FLCP/72-DF5-D9-F-3-B68-4388-8-D42-4-B61-F54-AA28-C.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
could someone try swapping pesci's face with papps or dill?
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B & E’s . You know the vibez
(https://i.postimg.cc/hjvTrD08/9-FF93-D47-00-B3-488-F-9878-2-EEDBCF5-AB00.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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Suciu has been spending a lot of time with Jawn Gardner.
(https://i.postimg.cc/MGP0FLCP/72-DF5-D9-F-3-B68-4388-8-D42-4-B61-F54-AA28-C.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
could someone try swapping pesci's face with papps or dill?
Gimmie 10 min
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Updated for @art hellman
(https://i.postimg.cc/wTGXPJkX/EA5-FD593-7652-45-F1-A4-FD-F9-D2-D0-DCDC61.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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Updated for @art hellman
(https://i.postimg.cc/wTGXPJkX/EA5-FD593-7652-45-F1-A4-FD-F9-D2-D0-DCDC61.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
@Freelancevagrant ahahahAHAHAHAahahaha yes! I was thinking it (re: Caulkin), but I didnt say it, yet you still did it. wow. superb.
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(https://i.imgur.com/yPYVlGm.gif)
Thrasher…your SOTY… WOOF!
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(https://i.imgur.com/yPYVlGm.gif)
Thrasher…your SOTY… WOOF!
the hits keep coming!
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(https://i.imgur.com/bC1aEVL.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/yPYVlGm.gif)
Thrasher…your SOTY… WOOF!
Incredible
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(https://i.imgur.com/bC1aEVL.jpg)
!!!
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(https://i.imgur.com/yPYVlGm.gif)
Thrasher…your SOTY… WOOF!
OMG this is gold, the fuckin wet bandit of 2021
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(https://i.imgur.com/bC1aEVL.jpg)
BAAHAHAHA
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Suciu hates mondays and nermal
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Looks like he would say some shit like "It makes no sense. Last year i got everything i ever wanted yet now i feel so empty inside."
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Suciu hates mondays and nermal
Haha, I forgot about Nermal
(https://i.postimg.cc/2jTNsBNx/9111-BD3-F-702-D-4-CC5-8608-C004-BE548-BE2.png) (https://postimages.org/)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bC1aEVL.jpg)
tricks both ways
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(https://i.imgur.com/aIIXOvm.jpg)
Suciu without Suciu