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Title: what's Koston doing
Post by: Changes on June 25, 2022, 06:51:38 AM
other then stomping elephants and abusing kids, what's he doing since numbers died? Guy gone to April, what's koston even doing now? sorry if I'm out of loop
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on June 25, 2022, 07:00:43 AM
What da kos doin
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Post by: LebowskisRug on June 25, 2022, 07:11:23 AM
I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.
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Post by: j....soy..... on June 25, 2022, 07:15:04 AM
 https://youtu.be/LaPHPQt91w8 (https://youtu.be/LaPHPQt91w8)
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Post by: Síota on June 25, 2022, 08:43:32 AM
He's on skate mental
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Post by: tonitonne on June 25, 2022, 08:51:36 AM
He just got on hubba
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Post by: Uncle Flea on June 25, 2022, 08:56:33 AM
Same shit I’m doing. Whatever they want.
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Post by: SATIVA HYBRID on June 25, 2022, 10:53:44 AM
he died
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Post by: ziggy on June 25, 2022, 10:54:24 AM
golfing probably
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Post by: Southernmost on June 25, 2022, 11:12:09 AM
Is Eric Koston still alive?
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Post by: Lord Viper Scorpion on June 25, 2022, 11:16:06 AM
I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.

they dont call him Frosty for nothing
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Post by: fakie nollie on June 25, 2022, 12:06:31 PM
I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.

What are you supposed to do in this situation?
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Post by: flippy lippy on June 25, 2022, 12:37:58 PM
My homies ditched on the sesh to go disc golfing andt tbh I might come with next time
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Post by: Bobbybanana on June 25, 2022, 01:35:57 PM
Hi Koston
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Post by: SR ACF on June 25, 2022, 02:27:41 PM
Can anybody link me to the relevant thread or better yet give me a TLDR on what exactly sent wrong with Numbers? Looked like the next big thing for a second there. The Antonio Durao line with the head high noseslides will forever be etched on my mind
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Post by: fakie nollie on June 25, 2022, 02:31:03 PM
The numbers were the problem
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Post by: TheWineClub on June 25, 2022, 05:26:56 PM
He’s working on his new company “Letters”
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Post by: Highonangeldust on June 25, 2022, 05:37:52 PM
Probably fandangling or eating a hot dog at the Santa Monica triple set
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Post by: offkilter on June 25, 2022, 05:42:46 PM
69ing or 420ing
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Post by: SneakySecrets on June 25, 2022, 06:08:28 PM
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I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.
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What are you supposed to do in this situation?

You inform the shift supervisor, immediately leave without making eye contact and prostrate yourself in shame before Dave Thomas’ grave for corrupting a piece of his empire with your enormous shit log.
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Post by: fakie nollie on June 25, 2022, 09:33:37 PM
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I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.
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What are you supposed to do in this situation?
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You inform the shift supervisor, immediately leave without making eye contact and prostrate yourself in shame before Dave Thomas’ grave for corrupting a piece of his empire with your enormous shit log.

Oh ok. Will do it 4sure next time
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: 2000 on June 25, 2022, 09:52:55 PM
he died
(https://i.imgur.com/438ozWC.png)
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Post by: Logic on June 25, 2022, 10:38:38 PM
Gets paid a good sum of money to run along with Berra's ideas I imagine.

https://youtu.be/Pwh0ETRc0ks
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Post by: doomstation55 on June 25, 2022, 10:43:08 PM
I always thought it’d be kinda funny to see him in real life and fan out, but call him Derek Koston the whole time.

“Oh my god Derek I LOVED yes right that 360 flip noseblunt was BUSSIN”
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Post by: Mother Goose. on June 25, 2022, 11:18:45 PM
Koston is drinking heavy. He seems over it.
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Post by: ohcomeon on June 26, 2022, 06:42:43 AM
xenu stuff
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on June 26, 2022, 06:46:30 AM
Koston Eaton
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Post by: radcunt on June 26, 2022, 07:23:15 AM
His passion is using second hand phones and saving the planet
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Post by: ok boomer on June 26, 2022, 07:59:00 AM
Can anybody link me to the relevant thread or better yet give me a TLDR on what exactly sent wrong with Numbers? Looked like the next big thing for a second there. The Antonio Durao line with the head high noseslides will forever be etched on my mind

Sales numbers
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on June 26, 2022, 08:26:35 AM
I feel like he's in bed and doesn't want to talk to anyone today
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Post by: BluffsideTank on June 26, 2022, 08:32:43 AM
Probably fandangling or eating a hot dog at the Santa Monica triple set

The Big Dean's Burger is no joke.
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Post by: Síota on June 26, 2022, 08:50:47 AM
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Can anybody link me to the relevant thread or better yet give me a TLDR on what exactly sent wrong with Numbers? Looked like the next big thing for a second there. The Antonio Durao line with the head high noseslides will forever be etched on my mind
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Sales numbers
Gnarred
Side note only time I saw any numbers stuff in the wild was an Adidas shirt in a snowboard shop, in the sales rack.
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: Peter Zagreus on June 26, 2022, 08:50:56 AM
V'ric Voston
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Post by: DCLOVE on June 26, 2022, 09:08:37 AM
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he died
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(https://i.imgur.com/438ozWC.png)


Damn , I just realized how much I miss that little play icon in the status bar of iOS. Would be more useful now with the proliferation of Bluetooth headphones .
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Post by: formula420 on June 26, 2022, 11:28:59 AM
Same shit I’m doing. Whatever they want.

https://youtu.be/mhbd9m8vTMY
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: TheLurper on June 26, 2022, 11:54:48 AM
He's out mugging people and stealing their wallets.

"Empty all your pockets now! Empty your pockets now. Gimme your fucking wallet!"

(https://i.ibb.co/s3TknQp/Screen-Shot-2022-06-26-at-4-02-09-PM.png)
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Post by: Cool Ceith on June 26, 2022, 01:02:57 PM
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I heard he spends a lot of time clogging toilets in Wendy's bathrooms and just walking out.
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they dont call him Frosty for nothing
so good  ;D
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: Loady McGee on June 26, 2022, 01:10:45 PM
When you beat thps 3 with Koston you got a video of him playing thps2 on a playstation instead of skating. My guess is that he's still playing thps2. Not even a guess, more of a fact really, yeah.
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: Prostate Exam on June 27, 2022, 05:40:10 AM
The numbers didn't add up. Now he has to deal with Staba
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: 3D X-Ray Vision on June 27, 2022, 08:46:41 AM
Probably skating with his kids and screwing around, having fun. Probably spending all the money he earned being the undisputed best street skater in the world for over a decade. He doesn't deserve half the hate he gets on here, honestly who doesn't come off as a kook on Instagram? The whole thing is Kookapalooza Kookmania 3000 and nothing he's done can tarnish his legacy
Title: Re: what's Koston doing
Post by: Lou Strux on June 27, 2022, 09:42:11 AM
The whole thing is Kookapalooza Kookmania 3000 and nothing he's done can tarnish his legacy
Sig. that shit, yo’!
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Post by: IpathCats on June 27, 2022, 09:48:43 AM
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Same shit I’m doing. Whatever they want.
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https://youtu.be/mhbd9m8vTMY

god dammit, came here to post this. have a gnar
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Post by: brucewillis on June 27, 2022, 10:07:21 AM
Abusing children?
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Post by: mclovin1336 on June 27, 2022, 10:36:58 AM
well he was at CPH open with his wife (and children?) and he even skated
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Post by: brucewillis on June 27, 2022, 10:53:10 AM
well he was at CPH open with his wife (and children?) and he even skated
Koston is a douche but i don't think he's a children abuser, he actually look like a decent father.
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on June 27, 2022, 11:05:32 AM
He fell on his his face man! He fell on his fucking face man!
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Post by: georgethecat on June 27, 2022, 11:09:08 AM
What's this about abusing children? I am waaay out of the loop. Is it that he's a petulant man-child and abused himself?
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Post by: donkey on June 27, 2022, 11:31:19 AM
What's Kost On
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Post by: mclovin1336 on June 28, 2022, 12:28:34 AM
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well he was at CPH open with his wife (and children?) and he even skated
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Koston is a douche but i don't think he's a children abuser, he actually look like a decent father.

haha what? I did not imply that, just thought they would make a family trip out of it. copenhagen is big enough and has enough to offer to not be in contact with CPH open
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Post by: conqueso on June 28, 2022, 04:44:40 AM
more like kookston