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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: bobforapples on July 02, 2022, 01:05:37 AM
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I'm generally curious I heard he has some sort of genetic disorder does he have no fast twitch muscle ?
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What a hilarious question. Had to look him up. Seems like he was once too weak to flip his board on flat, so he started flipping stuff off drops/stairs for more time - but never grew out of it.
I had this mentality when I was 12 of 13, kickflipped off something before I could do it on flat because I was a weakling.
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Yeah it's a rare genetic condition known as "97 pound weakling".... There is hope though.
(https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ee/27/84/ee2784826a096eba59ed11531efd8189.jpg)
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I'm genuinely confused why someone wanted to be the next Nate Sherwood but without pop
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What a hilarious question. Had to look him up. Seems like he was once too weak to flip his board on flat, so he started flipping stuff off drops/stairs for more time - but never grew out of it.
I had this mentality when I was 12 of 13, kickflipped off something before I could do it on flat because I was a weakling.
Yeah, that's how his skating struck me too. For the ridiculously hard flip tricks he does and even the more simple ones, the way he executes them makes his lands look like flukes and not in a good way.
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I'm not going to go back and watch his parts to check but I think he has the classic carpet board/trampoline board problem where they don't pop that tail and just hoof the shit out of the board and land on it again. Not a classic pop flick catch land
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I actually watched a video where he explains his reasoning and you're not gonna believe how ridiculous it is:
He once accidentally stepped off the tail of his board and fell, so now he puts his foot as close to the bolts as possible.
I wouldn't have any pop either if I'd use his weird as fuck foot stance.
The source is this video, or part 2 or 3 of it. I really don't want to watch dan corrigan in order to confirm which one it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw)
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Imagine someone doing a YouTube video on you about how fuckin shit he thinks you are at skating
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Imagine someone doing a YouTube video on you about how fuckin shit he thinks you are at skating
even worse that person is dan corrigan
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Imagine someone doing a YouTube video on you about how fuckin shit he thinks you are at skating
even worse that person is dan corrigan
haha
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I'm genuinely confused why someone wanted to be the next Nate Sherwood but without pop
Nate sherwood could at least ollie a traffic cone.
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Lmfao, gnarred OP
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some of his earliest YouTube videos are of him skating an ankle high flat bar in his driveway, but he was doing some pretty crazy technical tricks on it. during his formative skateboarding years he had no reason to develop the technique to get onto or over anything with any legitimate height.
99% sure this is why he skates the way he does.
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I wonder how many decks he can ollie
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Jeff is 100% reading this
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Respect to Jeff for doing his own thing, but he still looks awful on a skateboard and probably can't kickflip a parking block.
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Someone on here many years ago said he has the style of a kid who grew up skating a tiny garage and that's what I always think of when I see him
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What if he got a pair of high trucks and miraculously had pop for days
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Is lack of awareness a medical condition?
I get that not everyone “gets it” in relation to skateboarding but this dude has no fucking clue.
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I actually watched a video where he explains his reasoning and you're not gonna believe how ridiculous it is:
He once accidentally stepped off the tail of his board and fell, so now he puts his foot as close to the bolts as possible.
I wouldn't have any pop either if I'd use his weird as fuck foot stance.
The source is this video, or part 2 or 3 of it. I really don't want to watch dan corrigan in order to confirm which one it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw)
It's this video, around 12:30 mark.
Oof though, what a douche of an interviewer and what a way to do flip tricks...
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Dm him and ask him like a man. @Pine
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he got first degree monkeys paw disorder
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I actually watched a video where he explains his reasoning and you're not gonna believe how ridiculous it is:
He once accidentally stepped off the tail of his board and fell, so now he puts his foot as close to the bolts as possible.
I wouldn't have any pop either if I'd use his weird as fuck foot stance.
The source is this video, or part 2 or 3 of it. I really don't want to watch dan corrigan in order to confirm which one it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw)
It's this video, around 12:30 mark.
Oof though, what a douche of an interviewer and what a way to do flip tricks...
I get it to a degree, I avoided boardslides for nearly a year after credit-carding myself badly on one. However, there's almost always a chance of your back foot slipping off no matter what you're doing.
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Imagine someone doing a YouTube video on you about how fuckin shit he thinks you are at skating
even worse that person is dan corrigan
Lmao
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I wouldn’t care so much if he wasn’t an insufferable, awkward douche. Guy’s social graces are on par with his skating, flaccid as fuck
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Like 12 years ago I remember saying oh he'll grow up and he was like nah, I'm 26
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I’m guessing this might be an unpopular opinion around here but I like jeff, he definitely has a different (sometimes obscure) way of looking at things, I like the way he skates, it’s different than the norm but I think it’s pretty enjoyable to watch and it’s refreshing imo that he does things his own unique way….I talk to Jeff every now and then and he’s a good dude imo.. He’s just dosent have your standard skateboarder personality I guess,,but he’s always came off as a chill dude to me.
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Watched the video, the answer to the og question is mental retardation. No further research necessary. This guy should never have progressed past the depths of youtube obscurity. I suppose our morbid curiosity is to blame. We must do better collectively. Power to the people.
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Part of the problem is he looks like this dude if he didn't eat for a month
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE
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Yes actually, he's terminally "sick widdit"
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This is why it's important to tell your friends there tricks are whack.
Just because you can do a trick doesn't mean you should
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some of his earliest YouTube videos are of him skating an ankle high flat bar in his driveway, but he was doing some pretty crazy technical tricks on it. during his formative skateboarding years he had no reason to develop the technique to get onto or over anything with any legitimate height.
99% sure this is why he skates the way he does.
100%. he used to post that footage here and everyone was feeling it haha pine pre-jeffwonsong was the little slap homie
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wasnt there an interview where at the end, he told the haters to either fuck themselves or that he's boning all the haters's girlfriends? not my cup of preference, but i felt differently after i visualized him being a real person who has an account on slap. also, my guess what his pop was due to him never aging, or something.
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some of his earliest YouTube videos are of him skating an ankle high flat bar in his driveway, but he was doing some pretty crazy technical tricks on it. during his formative skateboarding years he had no reason to develop the technique to get onto or over anything with any legitimate height.
99% sure this is why he skates the way he does.
100%. he used to post that footage here and everyone was feeling it haha pine pre-jeffwonsong was the little slap homie
complete fiction
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some of his earliest YouTube videos are of him skating an ankle high flat bar in his driveway, but he was doing some pretty crazy technical tricks on it. during his formative skateboarding years he had no reason to develop the technique to get onto or over anything with any legitimate height.
99% sure this is why he skates the way he does.
100%. he used to post that footage here and everyone was feeling it haha pine pre-jeffwonsong was the little slap homie
obviously you weren't feeling it but 2007ish pine got love
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wasnt there an interview where at the end, he told the haters to either fuck themselves or that he's boning all the haters's girlfriends? not my cup of preference, but i felt differently after i visualized him being a real person who has an account on slap. also, my guess what his pop was due to him never aging, or something.
he was a huge shit talker for a long time. Always claiming he was about to get a big sponsor too. Seems to have mellowed out now tho
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I don't buy the "stepped off my tail one time," explanation. That's asinine. You're clumsy one time so you decide to adopt terrible technique instead of getting over an irrational fear... Yes. Makes total sense.
"I primo'd one time so I never flipped my board again."
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Maybe it’s his own business how he wishes to execute his tricks and what tricks he wants to do. But now you’re hurt and get mad because someone you dislike does what he likes. Watching his skating is a choice. No one forces you to look at it.
Good luck living life on a planet with a lot of people. Many of which are not doing what you wish they would do and are morons.
But I feel you guys, life is hard and getting mad over it is easy. ;D
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Watching his videos at 0.25x speed is an experience...
Almost all of his tricks look like some pressure variation because he doesn't flick at all. Most of the time he just kicks his foot straight downwards or out of the way. Leaving his nose totally untouched. It's either that or the foot leaves contact with the deck only to kick it down a little bit later. That's why he doesn't have pop and a lot of his tricks look rocketed.
His legs end up being super close together during tricks. As of a medical reason, I don't think there is any. But if I had to say, maybe he can't spread his legs to far apart.
Edit: Or maybe he has shit ankle flexibility.
As an example, two kickflips down a gap at his highest points, one by Jeff the other by Kader.
(https://i.imgur.com/chjsorx.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/HZk0ZUO.jpeg)
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It’s retardation from lying about pressure flips being inward heels.
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whoa I've never seen anyone else 'NoCus' where they delete posts but retain the slap account
I walk down Pine St. every day and it makes me think of Jeff D.
being carried by those green dudes
https://youtu.be/37MH8WVrD5I
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whoa I've never seen anyone else 'NoCus' where they delete posts but retain the slap account
I walk down Pine St. every day and it makes me think of Jeff D.
being carried by those green dudes
https://youtu.be/37MH8WVrD5I
28 million views 🤯 go Pine!!!
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Do you think posting on SLAP during a crucial growth spurt hindered his pop? I can say with certainty that since I started posting mine has been in steady decline.
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I actually watched a video where he explains his reasoning and you're not gonna believe how ridiculous it is:
He once accidentally stepped off the tail of his board and fell, so now he puts his foot as close to the bolts as possible.
I wouldn't have any pop either if I'd use his weird as fuck foot stance.
The source is this video, or part 2 or 3 of it. I really don't want to watch dan corrigan in order to confirm which one it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSMD_CCM5Fw)
It's this video, around 12:30 mark.
Oof though, what a douche of an interviewer and what a way to do flip tricks...
Ok I watched it from the timestamp onwards. And it’s so weird how the interviewer is pretty arrogant and borderline mobbing deschare (i thought jd is going to cry at some point), but at the same time he is totally on point in what he is saying, he totally identifies the problems and his tips are actually spot on and literally helpful. Like its not some bullshit sideline coaching, it’s instant visible improvements.
I am confused about what opinion i should have about him.
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I had no idea he placed his back foot in that weird position to pop until I saw that video. Honestly I think he may be inbred and have joint issues kind of like some breeds of dogs
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maybe he has really bad depth perception and also really bad depth and also a lack of perception
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Do you think posting on SLAP during a crucial growth spurt hindered his pop? I can say with certainty that since I started posting mine has been in steady decline.
I can attest to this, but for me it's been emotional stunting and not physical. I'm quite gangly, like a tall Pine.
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What's bigger the Jeremy Wray roof gap or the Dan Corrigan tooth gap
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My friends and I call him the anti-pop guy, he throws the board under and catches it inches from the ground, no matter the trick or height of spot, its an amazing technique
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It's hard to get much air when you're lugging around a massive dong.
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He just randomly liked a video I uploaded 6 months ago from a Japanese breakfast concert. I've never liked any of his posts and don't follow him so no clue how that even came about. Regardless of his lack of pop, man has great taste in music.
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I appreciate that he basically said “if I grew up in California around other skaters I’d just be a normal dude doing the same tricks as everyone else but with shitty style, at least I’m weird dude doing unique tricks with shitty style”.
My biggest complaint is the name “Jeffwon Song”. It’s like, yo Daewon is still pro and still fucking rips, and you skate nothing like him. I get his friends gave him that name but if it were me I would definitely request people don’t call me that.
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My friends and I call him the anti-pop guy, he throws the board under and catches it inches from the ground, no matter the trick or height of spot, its an amazing technique
It's mind-blowing
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What's bigger the Jeremy Wray roof gap or the Dan Corrigan tooth gap
jeremy klein's water tower haha, but joke's aside, dan corrigan's teeth
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He had his Achilles’ tendons replaced with gummy worms, be nice.
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He skates like he doesn't have ankles.
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Because Braden Hoban pro for Toy Machine?
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It's hard to get much air when you're lugging around a massive dong.
Fuckin tell me about it man
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It's called the krux-trucks-syndrome
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Yes actually, he's terminally "sick widdit"
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(https://i.imgur.com/jKl7dlZ.gif)
the fucking technique on that hahaha. The front foot looks like a PS1 video game animation. My kickflips have been mobbed for years due to having no tendons left in my front ankle but this makes me feel better. The one he did a couple minutes later after tooth man's advice is way better though, I'm gonna go see if that advice helps mine
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(https://i.imgur.com/jKl7dlZ.gif)
the fucking technique on that hahaha. The front foot looks like a PS1 video game animation. My kickflips have been mobbed for years due to having no tendons left in my front ankle but this makes me feel better. The one he did a couple minutes later after tooth man's advice is way better though, I'm gonna go see if that advice helps mine
He's really standing ON the bolts holy fuck
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(https://i.imgur.com/jKl7dlZ.gif)
the fucking technique on that hahaha. The front foot looks like a PS1 video game animation. My kickflips have been mobbed for years due to having no tendons left in my front ankle but this makes me feel better. The one he did a couple minutes later after tooth man's advice is way better though, I'm gonna go see if that advice helps mine
He's really standing ON the bolts holy fuck
The standing on bolts to flap foot to sole of shoe kick down to flip just strengthens my belief he learnt everything on a trampoline
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Long break from this site and this is the first thing I see. Never change slap lmao :D
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I wonder how bummed his filmers must get knowing no matter how many trees they climb to get a sick angle it will be of little use
Also does he work or is he living in a van down by the river waiting to get on cariuma?
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Also does he work or is he living in a van down by the river waiting to get on cariuma?
No one that lives in California actually works, this is common knowledge.
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(https://i.ibb.co/gwKzdxL/pennywise-it.gif) (https://ibb.co/hHzDcSJ)
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The fuck he gunna do as he gets older and slowly loses his pop.
MF is already glued to the ground as it is.
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The fuck he gunna do as he gets older and slowly loses his pop.
MF is already glued to the ground as it is.
Can't lose your pop if you don't have it in the first place. Jeff's playing the long game ;D
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The fuck he gunna do as he gets older and slowly loses his pop.
MF is already glued to the ground as it is.
Slowly loses his what?
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Has anyone ever noticed how weird he positions his foot when pushing it's at like a 45 degree angle. I've only seen one other skater do that I called him the penguin pusher
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Who?