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Title: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 09:12:13 AM
Rip bozo
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 09:13:34 AM
Whos next in line
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 09:27:34 AM
Whos next in line

Charles.

Britain is on the up and up
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: cky enthusiast on September 08, 2022, 09:42:34 AM
this one’s for burma and the raj bitch
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 08, 2022, 09:45:57 AM
Not yet according to BBC. Sounds pretty imminent though. They mentioned she  remains "comfortable" which sounds like CMO/hospice care aka it's pretty much unavoidable at this point and they're keeping her pain free but not attempting to fix whatever the issue is anymore.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: bluntfullofmid on September 08, 2022, 09:48:21 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSWcEn89qOY
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 08, 2022, 09:49:45 AM
Let's see if we get the sequel:


(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/4b/0b/08/4b0b08da9390003093a341f75c859937--margaret-thatcher-the-balcony.jpg)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 09:54:08 AM
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Whos next in line
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Charles.

Britain is on the up and up

innit bruv
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 10:22:53 AM
Not yet according to BBC. Sounds pretty imminent though. They mentioned she  remains "comfortable" which sounds like CMO/hospice care aka it's pretty much unavoidable at this point and they're keeping her pain free but not attempting to fix whatever the issue is anymore.

I hope she makes it to 9/11
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 10:34:14 AM
Its official now
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: lemonchicken91 on September 08, 2022, 10:34:38 AM
Queen of Krooked
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 08, 2022, 10:39:56 AM
Its official now

Just saw that as well.

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/037/073/bozocover.jpg)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Síota on September 08, 2022, 10:59:06 AM
Suddenly my beer tastes 1000 times better...
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Mean salto on September 08, 2022, 11:07:29 AM
So is our money with the queen on it worth more now?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Nosferatu on September 08, 2022, 11:08:08 AM
I want @donnie_murdo in here for his take.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 08, 2022, 11:12:50 AM
Anyone check in on Blondey? How's he taking the news?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Síota on September 08, 2022, 11:14:31 AM
Hopefully Bono is next
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: EdLawndale on September 08, 2022, 11:16:43 AM
RIP

https://youtu.be/cWO7QAOnOJU
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: backfliptofiftyfifty on September 08, 2022, 11:17:43 AM
uk is unironically slowly becoming a shithole. brexit, upcoming sterling crisis, now the queen is dead??

clowned
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Blind Fisherman on September 08, 2022, 11:24:14 AM
Obligatory crab rave post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxFpa6M-nz8
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Síota on September 08, 2022, 11:25:09 AM
The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Uncle Flea on September 08, 2022, 11:31:36 AM
Anyone check in on Blondey? How's he taking the news?

I'll send an owl. He's already boarded the train.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: fredgallSOTY on September 08, 2022, 11:55:53 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TilnAWU7qHM
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: thebacker on September 08, 2022, 12:01:38 PM
who?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 12:05:53 PM
uk is unironically slowly becoming a shithole. brexit, upcoming sterling crisis, now the queen is dead??

clowned

You think the funeral is going to be crazy expensive, Scottland and N Ireland are gonna have serious talks with UK about getting rid of the monarchy
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 08, 2022, 12:11:26 PM

oi!
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: TheLurper on September 08, 2022, 12:15:06 PM
Can Canada just stop giving the royal family money now?

The old lady seemed nice enough, but fuck these people. Born into a magical position in society. Fuck that.

(https://i.ibb.co/qFDsccd/Screen-Shot-2022-09-08-at-4-10-25-PM.png)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Mean salto on September 08, 2022, 12:15:46 PM
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uk is unironically slowly becoming a shithole. brexit, upcoming sterling crisis, now the queen is dead??

clowned
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You think the funeral is going to be crazy expensive, Scottland and N Ireland are gonna have serious talks with UK about getting rid of the monarchy
There's basically just mascots at this point. I think if Aus and NZ voted (which won't happen cos who cares) they'd be off it. Charles is already in his 70s if they were smart they'd just skip to his son and maybe (just barely) people would give a shit
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 12:21:58 PM
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uk is unironically slowly becoming a shithole. brexit, upcoming sterling crisis, now the queen is dead??

clowned
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You think the funeral is going to be crazy expensive, Scottland and N Ireland are gonna have serious talks with UK about getting rid of the monarchy
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There's basically just mascots at this point. I think if Aus and NZ voted (which won't happen cos who cares) they'd be off it. Charles is already in his 70s if they were smart they'd just skip to his son and maybe (just barely) people would give a shit

They should have made charles king 20yrs ago if they really did care about the monarch, but I think Diana put a wrench in that plan.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 12:28:35 PM
https://youtu.be/DUlj48Rvp1c


Hopefully Bono is next

As long as i am breathing in air
I wanna live to see the trial of Tony Blair
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 08, 2022, 12:31:37 PM
git-r-done

(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/09/08/world/08queen-photos5/08queen-photos5-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp)

scrolling through this shit gives me the creeps

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/08/world/europe/queen-elizabeth-ii-photos-young.html

Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: layzieyez on September 08, 2022, 12:40:58 PM
Did she really try to stop her grandson from marrying a black woman? She did.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 08, 2022, 12:43:41 PM
https://youtu.be/T1-oG20pf34

Yall Englanditers be:

don't you ever speak ill of the best nation in the world
https://youtu.be/VwaXl9_PDKs

 [/list]
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 08, 2022, 12:49:42 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B82YheaJwMQ
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Mean salto on September 08, 2022, 01:09:09 PM
https://youtu.be/T1-oG20pf34

Yall Englanditers be:
  • governed by some inbred trash
  • havin landlords who don't even live in your same country.
  • very content stepping on wet, soggy concrete
  • denying the fact that you erased entire indigenous peoples from/around the globe (and their records)
  • Banning guns and still having mass stabbings lol
  • so excited that people have royal blood aka blood that is better/more free/more important than normal people blood

don't you ever speak ill of the best nation in the world
https://youtu.be/VwaXl9_PDKs

 [/list]
Really think "mass stabbings" compare to mass shootings?
There's also this weird thing called Christianity you might of heard of. it erased the records of most of Europe and doomed all those now Christian nations to continue the cycle of misery. No excuse tho. what goes around comes around no empire lasts forever.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: yapple dapple on September 08, 2022, 01:09:58 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYqCIa4zGYc
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 01:12:00 PM
git-r-done

(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/09/08/world/08queen-photos5/08queen-photos5-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp)

scrolling through this shit gives me the creeps

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/08/world/europe/queen-elizabeth-ii-photos-young.html

got bored and watched early episodes of the crown on netflix, they make her look based when she was young hanging out in africa
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 01:12:43 PM
Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 08, 2022, 01:13:54 PM
https://www.economist.com/middle-east-and-africa/2018/04/05/muslims-consider-queen-elizabeths-ties-to-the-prophet-muhammad#:~:text=According%20to%20reports%20from%20Casablanca,Ali%20Khamenei%2C%20Iran's%20Supreme%20Leader.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 01:17:00 PM
The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991

Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs

Tiocfaidh ár la
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 01:17:46 PM
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The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991
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Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs
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Tiocfaidh ár la

32!!!!!
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: sacking rails on September 08, 2022, 01:20:24 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYqCIa4zGYc

im not happy and im not sad
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 01:46:15 PM
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The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991
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Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs
[close]

Tiocfaidh ár la
[close]

32!!!!!

Maybe she left the other six counties to Ireland in her will
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 01:54:13 PM
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The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991
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Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs
[close]

Tiocfaidh ár la
[close]

32!!!!!
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Maybe she left the other six counties to Ireland in her will

All that pillaging bitch did was take, take, take from the world. Raped, Robed and Colonized anything with a heartbeat that was an easy battle.

All the wealth the Monarch had....
 and the UK is am impoverished kip.

Imagine hoarding all that.

Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 08, 2022, 01:55:06 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/q1s6cl9ytg291.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bba4e85e3e40afa75ac10df4adf76aafc6aded79)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Youoverthere on September 08, 2022, 01:58:24 PM
https://youtu.be/T1-oG20pf34

Yall Englanditers be:
  • governed by some inbred trash
  • havin landlords who don't even live in your same country.
  • very content stepping on wet, soggy concrete
  • denying the fact that you erased entire indigenous peoples from/around the globe (and their records)
  • Banning guns and still having mass stabbings lol
  • so excited that people have royal blood aka blood that is better/more free/more important than normal people blood

don't you ever speak ill of the best nation in the world
https://youtu.be/VwaXl9_PDKs

 [/list]
oi! Well at least our skewls are not a shooting range.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: birdplops on September 08, 2022, 02:03:26 PM
While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on September 08, 2022, 02:14:42 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqrAPOZxgzU
this has to be here.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 02:15:17 PM
While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.

A bit of self reflection by the English as to why the world would react like this. Would really be enlightening to you.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: DaleSr on September 08, 2022, 02:21:24 PM
While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.

We keep the same energy when US presidents and senators die. Don't waste your tears on the ruling class

Also we're going to have to suffer through the most maudlin bullshit imaginable over the next few weeks. They're having a moment of silence before the fucking Bills/Rams game tonight. I hope they boo her
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 08, 2022, 02:27:25 PM
yall be suckin' rulers' toes like they belonged to Marc Johnson
https://youtu.be/5tekJ_e8msg
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 08, 2022, 02:29:22 PM
(https://preview.redd.it/q1s6cl9ytg291.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=bba4e85e3e40afa75ac10df4adf76aafc6aded79)

That's a vibe fo sho
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 08, 2022, 02:35:38 PM
While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.

Just you wait until Trump finally dies.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 08, 2022, 02:36:19 PM
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While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.
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A bit of self reflection by the English as to why the world would react like this. Would really be enlightening to you.

How Britain stole $45 trillion from India (https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2018/12/19/how-britain-stole-45-trillion-from-india)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Klaus Schwab on September 08, 2022, 02:39:29 PM
She was a good woman and even better at gin rummy.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Dark Knight on September 08, 2022, 03:02:37 PM
I want @donnie_murdo in here for his take.

Damn, I forgot about donnie_murdo.  He was Scottish, correct?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 08, 2022, 03:12:43 PM
How many monies was she worth?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 03:19:55 PM
https://youtu.be/iyd8dY8rRtA
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 08, 2022, 03:23:12 PM
Jamaica's contribution
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcGIX2_4X4
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 08, 2022, 03:38:41 PM
England has made many mistakes over the years. But with the turning of every new government we can forgive, forget and move on.

This cunt has overseen all of it... And never made a difference.

The troubles in Northen Ireland. So many innocent men, women and children killed.

The hunger strikers.

She stood over it all. And never spoke up.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: sometimeperhaps on September 08, 2022, 06:03:48 PM
Word on the street is we might get a new holiday, so I’m pretty excited.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 08, 2022, 06:13:09 PM
She let you all live on her family’s land; shouldn’t some gratitude be in order?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 08, 2022, 06:24:45 PM
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While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.
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Just you wait until Trump finally dies.

Preeeeeeach!
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on September 08, 2022, 06:29:17 PM
Yass kween, werk!
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 08, 2022, 06:48:17 PM
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The real Queen died on the 24th of November in 1991
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Bye bye.....

https://youtu.be/NwjiGDobJqs
[close]

Tiocfaidh ár la
[close]

32!!!!!
[close]

Maybe she left the other six counties to Ireland in her will
[close]

All that pillaging bitch did was take, take, take from the world. Raped, Robed and Colonized anything with a heartbeat that was an easy battle.

All the wealth the Monarch had....
 and the UK is am impoverished kip.

Imagine hoarding all that.

She wasn’t Victoria. And she was coronated 5 years after the Raj.  If anything E2s reign is significant for any reason, it’s that she ruled while Britain shrank into nothingness.

I can understand the appeal for some for an apolitical head of state that can be an enduring symbol (And I think the money they get should never exceed the tourist dollars that they bring in) - I think unfortunately the Monarchy Machine drilled the apoliticalness of the modern monarchy too deep into her that in order to preserve the monarchy she proved how obsolete it is. 

What is significant about her and the tributes today is that she literally did nothing.  Sure, she was limited constitutionally, but it stank of cowardice of maintaining one’s status quo to not speak out against Brexit (as one example)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 08, 2022, 08:42:38 PM
Sorry but....

(https://i.ibb.co/pb9XGwV/306078209-641070514259234-7459744772340228739-n.jpg) (https://ibb.co/rF1yT08)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: pugmaster on September 08, 2022, 09:55:35 PM
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While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.
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Just you wait until Trump finally dies.

I am fully convinced that when he passes, that date will be an unofficial American holiday. Millions domestically (in the US) will celebrate, not to mention the countless individuals abroad.

I will personally celebrate this day when the day comes and plan on burning an effigy on an annual basis (in addition to barbeque and things of that sort). However, he is going to be the "Walking Dead" president. It will take a long time to manage his legacy and the continued support from the ardent supporters, who support him regardless of what he has said and done.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: livin on a speyer on September 09, 2022, 01:27:36 AM
Rest in peace
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: brycickle on September 09, 2022, 02:32:54 AM
https://youtu.be/PSdxFccfgNI
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Mark Renton on September 09, 2022, 03:37:09 AM
Finally.

Put the royal family in a zoot and bun them.

Condolences to all their victims.

Bet they’re partying down in Argentina. And in Ireland etc etc.

“God please not Charles” 😂
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on September 09, 2022, 05:58:24 AM
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While I'm not a royalist, I'm troubled that so many people are reacting to the news in the ugliest way possible.
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Just you wait until Trump finally dies.
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I am fully convinced that when he passes, that date will be an unofficial American holiday. Millions domestically (in the US) will celebrate, not to mention the countless individuals abroad.

I will personally celebrate this day when the day comes and plan on burning an effigy on an annual basis (in addition to barbeque and things of that sort). However, he is going to be the "Walking Dead" president. It will take a long time to manage his legacy and the continued support from the ardent supporters, who support him regardless of what he has said and done.
I'll bring the hamberders and covfefe.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 09, 2022, 05:58:52 AM
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git-r-done

(https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/09/08/world/08queen-photos5/08queen-photos5-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp)

scrolling through this shit gives me the creeps

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/09/08/world/europe/queen-elizabeth-ii-photos-young.html
[close]

got bored and watched early episodes of the crown on netflix, they make her look based when she was young hanging out in africa

cheers, i've been meaning to give this a go actually
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 09, 2022, 06:15:36 AM
Innit

(https://i.ibb.co/stgdRpC/122023484-0001-5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hCgJ9xc)
(https://i.ibb.co/rpWrXKy/queen-balmoral-cabin.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WzTJRNK)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 09, 2022, 06:23:03 AM
Innit

(https://i.ibb.co/stgdRpC/122023484-0001-5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hCgJ9xc)

Jeff's pants go hard there.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 09, 2022, 06:32:10 AM
RIP to a real one… wait, who?

Will there finally be anarchy in the UK now?
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 09, 2022, 06:48:14 AM
RIP to a real one… wait, who?

Will there finally be anarchy in the UK now?
Nope, only continuing to lose the war on Gingivitis
Shout out to all hurt red-coated loyalists on this board who keep a powdered wig handy


Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 09, 2022, 06:57:37 AM
Innit

(https://i.ibb.co/stgdRpC/122023484-0001-5.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hCgJ9xc)
(https://i.ibb.co/rpWrXKy/queen-balmoral-cabin.jpg) (https://ibb.co/WzTJRNK)

oi!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bHchCPoPqg
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: aiden on September 09, 2022, 08:16:07 AM
the only people that actually care that she's dead are british people over the age of 55 and americans
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 09, 2022, 12:22:18 PM
To me this seems like a perfect time to question what’s the point of the British Royal Family in 2022. The fact that after 70 years all anyone can say about the Queen is that she had great decorum should be enough to tell us that it’s all bullshit. Respectfully.


Also that Epstein post is wild lol.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: pugmaster on September 09, 2022, 12:48:18 PM
I thought for sure she wrote Humpty Dumpty, now that I know she didn't I'm super pissed
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: exlurker on September 09, 2022, 12:52:27 PM
I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on September 09, 2022, 12:57:56 PM
it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
that tabbys been alive for 40 years and never gets older
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 09, 2022, 02:20:12 PM
I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.

Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: brycickle on September 09, 2022, 03:05:12 PM
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble

Which is really too bad. I think the world could use some more of the Wars of the Roses style spiciness in Britain.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: slappies on September 09, 2022, 03:12:45 PM
Rest in peace

Funniest post in the entire thread so far.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: manysnakes on September 09, 2022, 04:15:31 PM
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble

Is there any indication that the Windsors will die out? The youngest successive heir to the throne was born in 2013 so, should the monarchy sustain, he will be King of England long after everyone reading this has died.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 09, 2022, 04:50:25 PM
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

I also find it strange.  I think it has more to do with group psychology than any sort of legitimate grievance.
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 09, 2022, 04:55:49 PM
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 
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I also find it strange.  I think it has more to do with group psychology than any sort of legitimate grievance.

I’m going to have to disagree with you but only because I have oppositional defiant disorder.
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Post by: Uncle Flea on September 09, 2022, 05:16:02 PM
I wanna be queen for a week
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 09, 2022, 06:38:11 PM
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it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble
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Is there any indication that the Windsors will die out? The youngest successive heir to the throne was born in 2013 so, should the monarchy sustain, he will be King of England long after everyone reading this has died.

Right, it will definitely perpetuate for awhile.  It just dawned on me the other day that there won’t be another house.   
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Post by: brycickle on September 09, 2022, 06:42:59 PM
I wanna be queen for a week
This is purportedly a free country, so you can be a queen for however long you want to be.
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Post by: manysnakes on September 09, 2022, 08:02:01 PM
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I like to think i'm politically engaged, so I rarely say this, but I think correct response here is pure unadulterated apathy.

it feels like the mascot died at the high school across town.
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Yeah I’m pretty tepid on whether or not the monarchy should exist (see previous comment), but something about this outpouring of emotion for someone who didn’t do anything is really starting to rub against me. 

Did anyone ever see that play Charles III from like 5+ years ago?   I always loved that it somewhat predicted Harry’s life.   

It is worth noting - once the Windsors die out, monarchy will end in the UK.   They won’t import monarchs from elsewhere like they once did and I highly doubt they’d ever elevate some domestic noble
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Is there any indication that the Windsors will die out? The youngest successive heir to the throne was born in 2013 so, should the monarchy sustain, he will be King of England long after everyone reading this has died.
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Right, it will definitely perpetuate for awhile.  It just dawned on me the other day that there won’t be another house.

No, they’re just gonna keep passing it down to the descendants of George V until something or someone (ahem) stops them.
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Post by: pugmaster on September 09, 2022, 08:41:56 PM
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This is purportedly a free country, so you can be a queen for however long you want to be.

Queen it up! I only ask that you replace the corgis with Pugs (if possible).
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: IUTSM on September 09, 2022, 09:18:14 PM
https://youtu.be/g-38GX2YQig (https://youtu.be/g-38GX2YQig)

I think she is now what she seems.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 09, 2022, 09:32:05 PM
To me this seems like a perfect time to question what’s the point of the British Royal Family in 2022. The fact that after 70 years all anyone can say about the Queen is that she had great decorum should be enough to tell us that it’s all bullshit. Respectfully.


What even is royalty these days
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Mark Renton on September 10, 2022, 12:15:28 AM
We movin dung a Babylon

https://youtu.be/VcCQCYok3pg (https://youtu.be/VcCQCYok3pg)

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This is for you @RichardBarkley and your people.

Thin Lizzy hate Queen Lizzy.

 https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg (https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 10, 2022, 05:10:01 AM
http://youtu.be/LFasFq4GJYM
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 10, 2022, 08:25:58 AM
We movin dung a Babylon

https://youtu.be/VcCQCYok3pg (https://youtu.be/VcCQCYok3pg)

Edit:
This is for you @RichardBarkley and your people.

Thin Lizzy hate Queen Lizzy.

 https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg (https://youtu.be/hQo1HIcSVtg)

Right on bro!
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 10, 2022, 08:26:58 AM
Thin Lizzy are one of the greatest bands ever.

Philo is one of the best to ever do it
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: RichardBarkley on September 10, 2022, 09:11:35 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/y82kC9x/Screenshot-20220910-181030-Reddit.jpg) (https://ibb.co/RC86KFJ)

By no means a complete list
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: 2cents on September 10, 2022, 09:40:28 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3xsqtRjw/Queen-Elizabeth-II-State-Opening-of-Parliament.png)
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Post by: DaleSr on September 10, 2022, 11:38:52 AM
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: brycickle on September 10, 2022, 11:43:37 AM


That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions

To be fair though, it's not like we're still dealing with the consequences of that to this day. Oh wait...
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Post by: DaleSr on September 10, 2022, 11:48:39 AM
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions
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To be fair though, it's not like we're still dealing with the consequences of that to this day. Oh wait...

Yeah it's not like Christians have some sort of apocalyptic investment in the state of Israel....
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Post by: Síota on September 10, 2022, 11:51:22 AM
Let alone what they did to our country...fuck em. Give us back the north and fuck off. Your people are mostly cool but the Tory's/royals can get the fuck.
Anyways hope you'll are having a nice weekend and I'm genuinely sad that the normal folk in the UK are dealing with the BS of Brexit...cost of living is gone insane.
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Post by: TheLurper on September 10, 2022, 02:20:20 PM
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions


The UK's colonial-capitalism was brutal and sent tons of people to early deaths and/or made their lives completely miserable. Life for workers, especially the Irish, was awful: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/condition-working-class/index.htm .
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Post by: DaleSr on September 10, 2022, 02:40:47 PM
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That's the spark notes for English crimes. Don't forget the way they carved up the middle east to inflame ethnic tensions
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The UK's colonial-capitalism was brutal and sent tons of people to early deaths and/or made their lives completely miserable. Life for workers, especially the Irish, was awful: https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1845/condition-working-class/index.htm .

It was so cool of her majesty to give the man in command on bloody Sunday an OBE
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Frank on September 11, 2022, 09:12:35 AM
(https://i.postimg.cc/3xsqtRjw/Queen-Elizabeth-II-State-Opening-of-Parliament.png)

lmao
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: L dog on September 11, 2022, 11:00:12 AM
Let alone what they did to our country...fuck em. Give us back the north and fuck off. Your people are mostly cool but the Tory's/royals can get the fuck.
Anyways hope you'll are having a nice weekend and I'm genuinely sad that the normal folk in the UK are dealing with the BS of Brexit...cost of living is gone insane.

the cost of living is going insane in every country that printed money and shut people out of work for 2 years during the pandemic. did brexit somehow affect the usa and australia as well?
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Post by: 2cents on September 11, 2022, 09:51:46 PM
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Post by: Youoverthere on September 12, 2022, 09:31:10 AM
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detention camps in Kenya
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Post by: Frank on September 12, 2022, 02:25:49 PM
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detention camps in Kenya

also the o.g. w.a.s.p. in england basically invented the concept of whiteness/white supremacy.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: OldieButFrenchie on September 13, 2022, 01:47:23 AM
mandatory French contribution. We had the solution a long, long time ago.

(https://www.histoire-pour-tous.fr/images/articles/dossiers/histoire-de-france/robespierre-guillotine.jpg)

dark humor aside, don't forget a lot of other European countries are still monarchies too: Netherlands, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Luxemburg, Danemark etc.... Really puzzles me that stuff is still around in the 21st century.
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 13, 2022, 07:46:29 AM
don't forget the atrocities committed on the indigenous populations of Canada and Australia.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Dwyck on September 13, 2022, 08:57:38 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edward_VIII) This guy gave up being a king after a year to marry a lady from Baltimore He's cool

EDIT: Not cool. He was a nazi sympathizer.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 13, 2022, 09:22:33 AM
mandatory French contribution. We had the solution a long, long time ago.

(https://www.histoire-pour-tous.fr/images/articles/dossiers/histoire-de-france/robespierre-guillotine.jpg)

dark humor aside, don't forget a lot of other European countries are still monarchies too: Netherlands, Spain, Belgium, Sweden, Luxemburg, Danemark etc.... Really puzzles me that stuff is still around in the 21st century.

I get the appeal of an apolitical, powerless head of state that provides continuity (like a fancy mascot).    It’s just their immense, unjustifiable wealth that I can’t get behind.   
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Abyss1 on September 13, 2022, 09:31:38 AM
Jesus, I can't turn on anything without getting a bunch of tributes n shit...news won't stop talking about the funeral ...fuck all that noise silent bob
(https://www.denofgeek.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/clerks-jason-mewes-kevin-smith-miramax.jpg?resize=768%2C432)
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: Candied cigarettes on September 13, 2022, 03:56:52 PM
Was listening to the always sunny pod and Megan’s husband went to school with Prince William. Apparently when he was 8 he said in class he wanted to be a police man when he grew up and all the kids made fun of him like you’re so stupid you can’t be a cop you’re gonna be the king.

That made me lol
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Post by: hotstudios_on_youtube on September 13, 2022, 03:59:07 PM
canadian here, the monarchy is fucked , its all fucked
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Post by: birdplops on September 14, 2022, 02:55:20 AM
canadian here, the monarchy is fucked , its all fucked

I was in Ottawa a couple of weeks ago- strangely there's still more jubilee stuff up than you'd find anywhere in the UK.

On another note, I had no appreciation for the level of opiate addiction in Canada, though everything else was lovely. I've never seen anything like it.
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Post by: Coastal Fever on September 14, 2022, 07:45:30 AM
Pissed that the only ones who get a stat holiday here in Canada are those fuckin spudheads in PEI.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: L dog on September 14, 2022, 07:50:46 AM
I get the appeal of an apolitical, powerless head of state that provides continuity (like a fancy mascot).    It’s just their immense, unjustifiable wealth that I can’t get behind.

it's hard to justify the monarchy at all in the modern world but when religion was more important in society the monarchy was literally thought to be sacred and their bloodline was divine, so basically they could do no wrong to the plebs
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Post by: Frank and Fred on September 14, 2022, 07:55:15 AM
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Never forget the English learned how to colonize with the Welsh first.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 14, 2022, 08:37:14 AM
I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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Post by: DaleSr on September 14, 2022, 09:01:23 AM
I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”

CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 14, 2022, 09:10:57 AM
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I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls

Yes, of course nothing he said is of any value because he was Christian.  You’ve peeked through the looking glass.
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Post by: excitableboy on September 14, 2022, 09:38:11 AM
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I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls
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Yes, of course nothing he said is of any value because he was Christian.  You’ve peeked through the looking glass.

That quote doesn't seem all that poignant, precisely because of his being Christian. Elizabeth didn't want to be Queen but came to view it as ordained, and people like Lewis revere them accordingly. Many of the UK's imperialist excesses, to put it euphemistically, are then easily chalked up to 'mysterious ways'. But it really isn't so mysterious, is it? The honoring of millionaires, athletes, film stars (all the same to Lewis I guess) is hardly more gratuitous, and often far less poisonous, than that of royals.

Also, C.S. Lewis and Lewis Caroll were two different people.

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Post by: fredgallSOTY on September 14, 2022, 09:46:46 AM
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I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkyrIRyrRdY
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Post by: DaleSr on September 14, 2022, 09:47:45 AM
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I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls
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Yes, of course nothing he said is of any value because he was Christian.  You’ve peeked through the looking glass.

He's definitely talking about venerating god there though.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 14, 2022, 10:05:32 AM
I think he was too.  It’s cool debating with you because it reminds me of how I felt about the world when I was in eighth grade.
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Post by: DaleSr on September 14, 2022, 10:17:56 AM
I think he was too.  It’s cool debating with you because it reminds me of how I felt about the world when I was in eighth grade.

Sir this is a thread about dunking on an old dead German woman 
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Post by: Mean salto on September 14, 2022, 10:47:28 AM
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Never forget the English learned how to colonize with the Welsh first.
Well they also probably picked up some tips watching the Romans colonize them first. The french and Scandinavians had a taste of England too.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 14, 2022, 12:42:14 PM
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I heard a somewhat thought-provoking quote from C.S. Lewis relating to the function of a monarchy:

“Where men are forbidden to honor a king, they honor millionaires, athletes, or film stars instead; even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.”
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CS Lewis was just mad that people liked jack Johnson or whoever was popular more than Jesus in 1930-who gives a fuck. Perhaps he should write an even less thinly veiled novel series about a big cat that can talk and save souls


Leave the Pevensies out of this!
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on September 14, 2022, 01:02:56 PM
Pissed that the only ones who get a stat holiday here in Canada are those fuckin spudheads in PEI.
my neighbour is a  "stay at home boarder guard" and he gets the day off with fully paid.


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Post by: brycickle on September 14, 2022, 09:18:14 PM
don't forget the atrocities committed on the indigenous populations of Canada and Australia.

And in the 13 colonies. That is, until we kicked them the fuck out so we could do it ourselves.
Title: Re: The Queen is Dead
Post by: cucktard on September 15, 2022, 01:24:35 AM
If nothing else, this passing of her highness has brought about a plethora of Prince Charles’ sausage finger memes.
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 15, 2022, 08:29:27 PM
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And in the 13 colonies. That is, until we kicked them the fuck out so we could do it ourselves.

I’d say the English were sweethearts to them compared to us
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Post by: DaleSr on September 15, 2022, 09:03:12 PM
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don't forget the atrocities committed on the indigenous populations of Canada and Australia.
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And in the 13 colonies. That is, until we kicked them the fuck out so we could do it ourselves.
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I’d say the English were sweethearts to them compared to us

It was pretty tight that Cockburn burned the white house down with the help of freed slaves
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Post by: wongles on September 16, 2022, 07:15:53 AM
Gotta say I am enjoying all the miserable martial music blarting out of my tv.   I'm on a big clean up around the house, and I find it a really good soundtrack.