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Title: the milk thread
Post by: sacking rails on September 12, 2022, 01:56:38 PM
best to worst

2% milk
whole milk
skim milk
soy milk
oat milk
almond milk
coconut milk
hemp milk
1% milk

i know theres more but ive only had these ones.
no whipping creams or coffee creamer allowed milk only.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: sometimeperhaps on September 12, 2022, 02:01:23 PM
I primarily consume milk in cappuccinos and whatnot, so whole milk.

Otherwise 2% for protein shakes or oatmeal.

Oat milk is the only alt one I’m down with, but I’ll never take it as a first choice.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Abyss1 on September 12, 2022, 02:02:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Br0chKc0_hI
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: therealnod on September 12, 2022, 03:29:10 PM
best to worst

2% milk
whole milk
skim milk
soy milk
oat milk
almond milk
coconut milk
hemp milk
1% milk

i know theres more but ive only had these ones.
no whipping creams or coffee creamer allowed milk only.
You've only had those ones? Hmm.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 12, 2022, 03:42:35 PM
breast milk
whole milk (or homogenized milk as we call it here)
2% milk
1% milk
oat milk
almond milk
skim milk
plastic water bottle full of homeless man urine
soy milk
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 12, 2022, 03:53:58 PM
breast milk
whole milk (or homogenized milk as we call it here)
2% milk
1% milk
oat milk
almond milk
skim milk
plastic water bottle full of homeless man urine
soy milk
It’s all homogenized in America. It’s a process, not the state of milk fat.

I’m glad I’m seeing love for 2%. I feel it goes with cereal the best. Makes it moist without overwhelming it. Hardly am I ever just drinking it on its own though.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on September 12, 2022, 04:21:10 PM
in addition to Tommy (the tit)

(https://i.ibb.co/bWQrvSs/Screenshot-20220912-181810-Chrome.jpg)

atleast a decade ago
McCrank said to not do it, so I complied

Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 12, 2022, 04:29:16 PM
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breast milk
whole milk (or homogenized milk as we call it here)
2% milk
1% milk
oat milk
almond milk
skim milk
plastic water bottle full of homeless man urine
soy milk
[close]
It’s all homogenized in America. It’s a process, not the state of milk fat.

Sick and tired of this playing second fiddle to the state of the union every year.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 12, 2022, 05:22:26 PM
I love milk but I’m lactose. This milk is the most creamy whole milk in the game. If you see it but it and thank me later…

(https://www.innit.com/public/products/images/00021130071890-uO9Aai8WqeVRAomr-en-US-0_s500.jpg)
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Rusty Shackleford on September 12, 2022, 05:56:48 PM
cows milk stopped agreeing with me, and I'm kinda glad. this one is my fav when I can find it. wondermilk from so delicious rocks too, give it a whirl
(https://preview.redd.it/u85w38pzucq81.jpg?width=643&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f930ee3ebc9a3ec05eecccd90cd09f14cb38f9d7)
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 12, 2022, 06:06:36 PM
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breast milk
whole milk (or homogenized milk as we call it here)
2% milk
1% milk
oat milk
almond milk
skim milk
plastic water bottle full of homeless man urine
soy milk
[close]
It’s all homogenized in America. It’s a process, not the state of milk fat.

I’m glad I’m seeing love for 2%. I feel it goes with cereal the best. Makes it moist without overwhelming it. Hardly am I ever just drinking it on its own though.

Yes I realize that but that's what they call whole milk up here and even have the homo milk on the label product that you'd giggle at when you were 10 and didn't know any better. It's all homogenized here as well I believe. I don't remember cream on the top other than when we still had the milk man delivering glass bottles.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: j....soy..... on September 12, 2022, 06:24:21 PM
As far as I know homogenized milk was always known as homo….

I make my own almond milk at home, it’s kinda pricey but there’s no garbage in it and maybe better for the environment…..
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: therealnod on September 12, 2022, 06:49:37 PM
Expand Quote
Expand Quote
breast milk
whole milk (or homogenized milk as we call it here)
2% milk
1% milk
oat milk
almond milk
skim milk
plastic water bottle full of homeless man urine
soy milk
[close]
It’s all homogenized in America. It’s a process, not the state of milk fat.
[close]

Sick and tired of this playing second fiddle to the state of the union every year.
We can't keep letting them get away with it.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 12, 2022, 07:59:23 PM
The one that doesn’t come from an animal!
I probably like hemp the most, but it’s expensive where I live so organic soy ftw
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 12, 2022, 08:11:03 PM
Chocolate milk is good too. I don’t drink it all the time, but when it’s cold and a bit thicker it’s great.

Never got into warm milk or hot milk. I rarely put milk in my coffee, I drink it black 95% of the time.

Powdered milk is and will most likely always be a disturbing mystery to me.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Steely Daniel on September 12, 2022, 08:49:29 PM
Condensed milk is pretty sweet in the dessert world. Literally. Stuff is like syrup.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Mean salto on September 12, 2022, 09:04:59 PM
Can't stand milk or cream or yoghurt only even just started eating cheese that's not melted a couple years ago. Honestly whenever there's some ads for milk or yoghurt on tv and they're like it's soooo creamy it makes me wanna throw up. same as Americans having a glass of milk with food is fucking chat or ever having warm milk at all is so fucking gross. Unfortunately tho like all stupid blue collar Australians I'm addicted to "ice coffees" not real ice coffee just pre-made ice coffee flavoured milk.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: IUTSM on September 12, 2022, 09:17:02 PM
i used to drink almost a gallon of milk a day when i was a kid. it's all i drank. no water. no juice. no soda. just milk. then i started drinking beer and stopped drinking milk. stopped drinking beer and only drank water.

don't drink beer anymore but started drinking milk again after not drinking it for like 15 years or longer. now i like to have a very small glass of milk with a couple cookies or a pastry a few nights a week. 2% local dairy milks is pretty good. whole chocolate milk from a local dairy is a dessert in itself. shit comes in glass bottle with a $2 deposit and stuff but it's so fucking good.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Resident Jeff on September 12, 2022, 10:26:18 PM
Can't stand milk or cream or yoghurt only even just started eating cheese that's not melted a couple years ago. Honestly whenever there's some ads for milk or yoghurt on tv and they're like it's soooo creamy it makes me wanna throw up. same as Americans having a glass of milk with food is fucking chat or ever having warm milk at all is so fucking gross. Unfortunately tho like all stupid blue collar Australians I'm addicted to "ice coffees" not real ice coffee just pre-made ice coffee flavoured milk.

Cream & yoghurt I can get down with, but I pretty much only use them for cooking anyway.
But I’m with you & McCrank on the milk, it’s all terrible. Only really had it with coffee, tried the alternatives, then just decided black is the way to go.
Black and cold.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 12, 2022, 11:36:51 PM
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PcNL9WqbL2c
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: mj23 on September 14, 2022, 10:23:00 AM
Milk is literally for babies
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: LUGR on September 14, 2022, 11:21:18 AM
I use unsweetened cashew milk for oatmeal and smoothies.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: PuffinMuffin on September 14, 2022, 11:27:38 AM
Oatly Full Fat is delicious.

(https://i.imgur.com/bErlATw.png)

Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Gene_Harrogate on September 14, 2022, 11:51:51 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/vmlbhm9.png)
If you're not drinking pure organic raw milk straight from the tap, you need to start.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: smellsdead on September 14, 2022, 01:05:38 PM
Oatly Full Fat is addictive as fuck.

(https://i.imgur.com/bErlATw.png)
fixed
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Abyss1 on February 23, 2023, 11:17:12 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfpNzJ5HrdU
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on February 23, 2023, 11:22:40 AM
i go back and forth between low fat milk and reduced fat milk. i do not know the difference and have been trying to decide which ones better for the last ~20 years
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Candied cigarettes on February 23, 2023, 12:42:53 PM
Whole milk baby. Tastes better and I remember hearing that it doesn’t have that much more fat than 2% or fat free. That being said I don’t drink milk often at all. I typically buy a half gal once every couple months or when I’m stoned and want cereal
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on February 23, 2023, 12:53:16 PM
Vegans can be annoying, but “Animal milk shouldn’t be a product” is probably their best take. I fucks with the almond+oat milk blend the most.
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: swellbowed on February 23, 2023, 01:05:05 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzXB7xPIVgc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzXB7xPIVgc)
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: j....soy..... on February 23, 2023, 01:16:08 PM
Vegans can be annoying, but “Animal milk shouldn’t be a product” is probably their best take. I fucks with the almond+oat milk blend the most.

I soak almonds, then drop in some oats before blending them in a vitamix for about 30 seconds, strain with cheese cloth into peanut butter jars....works great..  You have to shake it up before you drink it because the oat milk settles. 

How about this take....you like eggs?  try blasting a snot rocket into a heated frying pan...tastes just as good!

Chicken?  They are just some sort of feathery rat.....
Title: Re: the milk thread
Post by: formula420 on February 23, 2023, 03:04:01 PM
Another vote for oat milk. Ill use regular milk as an ingredient if I'm cooking something that calls for it but I would not drink a glass of it.