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Title: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Sila on September 20, 2022, 06:54:55 AM
This is the official thread okay.

Let's keep things well curated.

Nothing can beat feeling good in your skin, your home, and having friends that actually appreciate you. That makes me horny. But truth is, these things are lost for me. So instead it's stolen Buckfast, quick one two toke of a spliff, maybe a ginger or masala tea
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Share your concoctions
Xx
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: sacking rails on September 20, 2022, 09:58:55 AM
whatever they sell at walmart
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: CossRooper on September 20, 2022, 10:23:36 AM
9 hours of sleep for like 5 days in a row

therapy

lifting heavy things
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 20, 2022, 10:53:29 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWxIFQtzBg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x-ke1riAg0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvzoyKnnmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74

Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 20, 2022, 11:06:15 AM
When I was in my mid-20s, I experimented with different health food vitamins, minerals, powders, etc. to see what would get me really horny and help me get big, strong erections.

Nothing I tried was a 100% instant miracle from what I remember. But maca powder seemed to help. I think horny goat weed helped as well.

Of course viagra works, I used it a few times - but I only used it when I was in a toxic relationship and couldn't get past the mental blocks. It works but it made my head feel like there were weird "waves" running through it at times, I can't totally explain the feeling.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 20, 2022, 11:18:16 AM
Avoiding stress, and get on a routine of exercise in combination with an orgasm every three days or so. Kegel flex whenever you have the chance too. 

It’s a real struggle when it happens! I’ve definitely flopped a few nights and it’s a bummer. Best of luck!
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Andmoreagain on September 20, 2022, 11:33:36 AM
gas station boner pills tier list please
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: IUTSM on September 20, 2022, 03:34:19 PM
Raw oysters, dudes.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Abyss1 on September 20, 2022, 03:50:43 PM
Basil always works for me
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: winecrab on September 20, 2022, 03:54:38 PM
Maca root is the best.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Sila on September 20, 2022, 09:04:54 PM
Yoo I forgot about maca. You need to cook the raw root/powder before eating it though so the body can digest it better. I've tried tribulis, muira puama, withania(ashwaghanda) aswell with no discernable effect. Rhodiola Rosea can be good but getting the does right and finding a good source is difficult.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: cky enthusiast on September 21, 2022, 05:58:12 AM
you need to find more attractive ppl to get rowdy with then you just need a few cydaz and some
w33d
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Uh Oh on September 21, 2022, 08:19:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUWxIFQtzBg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x-ke1riAg0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szvzoyKnnmo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbbUeLkZt74
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Shifty Flip on September 21, 2022, 07:59:13 PM
Any other 40+ pals utilizing the benefits of prostate milking for continued good health and longevity?
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: cucktard on September 21, 2022, 09:59:56 PM
Breathing, pretty much.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Freelancevagrant on September 21, 2022, 10:42:37 PM
get me really horny and help me get big, strong erections.

Favorite thing I’ve ever read on this site.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Sila on September 21, 2022, 11:41:04 PM
you need to find more attractive ppl to get rowdy with then you just need a few cydaz and some
w33d

Attractiveness doesn't seem to matter to my mind/body. I've remained soft when trying to have sex with my perfect 'type' and have been super horny when being with people of average-ish looks. I hate rating looks anyway because it feels gross and I appreciate the full spectrum of people's being but yeah going for the hottest people doesn't always work.
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 22, 2022, 01:04:29 AM
Any other 40+ pals utilizing the benefits of prostate milking for continued good health and longevity?
imma need some materials to convince the wife…
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: apport on September 22, 2022, 08:32:07 AM
vyvanse always made me unfathomably horny
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: cky enthusiast on September 22, 2022, 08:38:55 AM
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you need to find more attractive ppl to get rowdy with then you just need a few cydaz and some
w33d
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Attractiveness doesn't seem to matter to my mind/body. I've remained soft when trying to have sex with my perfect 'type' and have been super horny when being with people of average-ish looks. I hate rating looks anyway because it feels gross and I appreciate the full spectrum of people's being but yeah going for the hottest people doesn't always work.

i said attractiveness not looks big dog

you gotta be vibing w/ em so u aren’t overthinking the act. hence the light brew and herb combo. i can tell from this whole entire thread u be overthinking shit
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Sila on September 22, 2022, 08:58:49 AM
I'm not overthinking shit this whole thread was stream of consciousness idea. Just trying to get the Slap blood flowing homie
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: sacking rails on September 22, 2022, 09:33:19 AM
alcohol+loneliness
Title: Re: Aphrodisiacs
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 22, 2022, 02:54:42 PM
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get me really horny and help me get big, strong erections.
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Favorite thing I’ve ever read on this site.

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