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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 02:45:34 PM
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There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid). This one feels a little male gaze-y
http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU= (http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=)
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idk, carl’s mom looks good on a skateboard
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all moms are hot give it up for moms
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... Supreme at home:
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Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.
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Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.
Right, there’s an easy way to crop this photo without emphasizing your moms tuchus, but this is the same weird company that whitest of the white boys Justin Eldridge have a Nina Simone deck and Kenny Anderson a Love Potion deck
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mommy n shi 8) 8) 8)
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what is "male gaze-y?"
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when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
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hilarious typo in that bio
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This type of thing is ok in the art videos I watch on xnxx, but on a skate? No thanks.
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lotta suckaz with dog ass moms in here and it shows
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Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
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This seems like a graphic I previously would only have been able to imagine as something Staba would do to a skate mental rider behind their back.
Congrats, I guess?
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when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
Applebum on hot mom, for sure.
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Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
Seems like it. Here's what Carl said in the comments:
(https://i.ibb.co/ZGTDLBM/Screenshot-2022-09-22-19-08-08-91-1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZGTDLBM)
I'm dog shit at uploading images here you gotta click on it
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Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
(https://i.ibb.co/ZGTDLBM/Screenshot-2022-09-22-19-08-08-91-1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZGTDLBM)
I'm dog shit at uploading images here you gotta click on it
Why wasn’t he on 917 or Bianca. AO would have loved the house music part
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Tryin to do a back tail on that one hahahahaha you know what I mean? Get it? Get it?
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when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
Applebum on hot mom, for sure.
Hah no. Moms and teachers all looked/were old. I’m the product of a second marriage and from a generation or two before Orange County got it together (gen x/millennial border)
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Third picture with the mouth breather with braces
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Good lookin dude like carl is bound to have a milf mom
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So it sounds like his mom was a famous model and he wanted to pay respect to that. Nothing wrong with that. It his fault his mom is hot. That’s just what she looks like.
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There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid). This one feels a little male gaze-y
http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU= (http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=)
Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
Whatever! Thank god for hot mommies.
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It his fault his mom is hot.
read this in a borat-esque delivery
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Third picture with the mouth breather with braces
Very Butthead-esque
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Indominous Rex vibes
(https://i.ibb.co/ThVBxPp/tumblr-okyzkp7s-E01rp0vkjo1-500.gif) (https://ibb.co/6s3R7DV)
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Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
a cum tribute is still a tribute i guess
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzzhcasRl04
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.
I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.
https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
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Kareem told me the woman on his Mary Jane deck was modeled after his mother. I think a confident man should be able to pay tribute to his beautiful mother in a pro board graphic.
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The logical conclusion to be drawn here is that once Carl realizes what he has done, he'll end up on Blind.
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Tryin to do a back tail on that one hahahahaha you know what I mean? Get it? Get it?
(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oh_i_get_it_fight_club.gif)
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The logical conclusion to be drawn here is that once Carl realizes what he has done, he'll end up on Blind.
Yo, I get that. Props.
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My friend in high school had a pretty hot mom. We found out one day he walked in on his mom blowing his step dad and that must have been horrifying
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.
I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.
https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money). Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.
I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.
https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money). Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts
mans showed up for 3 games, got 3 touchdowns and bounced
Carlisle's dad is the goat
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.
I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.
https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money). Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts
mans showed up for 3 games, got 3 touchdowns and bounced
Carlisle's dad is the goat
Wayy better than going out like Henry Ruggs.
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Mom looking like a snack is a vibe
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(https://www.blacksheepstore.co.uk/media/catalog/product/p/o/polar-skate-co-rodrigues-kev-and-mum-skateboard-deck-8.625.jpg)
polar's "kev and mum" board
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hilarious typo in that bio
Since been edited, what was the typo?
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hilarious typo in that bio
Has since been edited, what was the typo?
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It's common knowledge that everyone wants to fuck their own mother, some of you need to read a book.
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If that’s the photo his mom wanted to use why not. Don’t think Carl chose that.
But fucking wow on the thread title!