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Title: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 02:45:34 PM
There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid).   This one feels a little male gaze-y


http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU= (http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=)
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: roba on September 22, 2022, 02:49:34 PM
idk, carl’s mom looks good on a skateboard
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 22, 2022, 03:01:26 PM
all moms are hot give it up for moms
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Molte on September 22, 2022, 03:05:18 PM
... Supreme at home:
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: manysnakes on September 22, 2022, 03:09:08 PM
Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 03:28:28 PM
Absolutely certifiable to put your hot mom's ass on your own deck. Just fucking wild.

Right, there’s an easy way to crop this photo without emphasizing your moms tuchus, but this is the same weird company that whitest of the white boys Justin Eldridge have a Nina Simone deck and Kenny Anderson a Love Potion deck
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: sacking rails on September 22, 2022, 03:31:10 PM
mommy n shi 8) 8) 8)
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: fineslime on September 22, 2022, 03:53:29 PM
what is "male gaze-y?"
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: apport on September 22, 2022, 03:58:01 PM
when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: urbneathme on September 22, 2022, 04:23:18 PM
hilarious typo in that bio
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: L33Tg33k on September 22, 2022, 04:25:57 PM
This type of thing is ok in the art videos I watch on xnxx, but on a skate? No thanks.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: cky enthusiast on September 22, 2022, 04:26:04 PM
lotta suckaz with dog ass moms in here and it shows
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 22, 2022, 04:27:59 PM
Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Giftedly Hater’d on September 22, 2022, 05:13:07 PM
This seems like a graphic I previously would only have been able to imagine as something Staba would do to a skate mental rider behind their back.

Congrats, I guess?
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: quackquack on September 22, 2022, 06:55:42 PM
when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?

Applebum on hot mom, for sure.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: FatGuy92 on September 22, 2022, 07:09:38 PM
Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.

Seems like it. Here's what Carl said in the comments:

(https://i.ibb.co/ZGTDLBM/Screenshot-2022-09-22-19-08-08-91-1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZGTDLBM)

I'm dog shit at uploading images here you gotta click on it
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 07:35:38 PM
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Didn’t Carl say his mom was some big socialite in Chicago? Like she knew the Obamas and shit.
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(https://i.ibb.co/ZGTDLBM/Screenshot-2022-09-22-19-08-08-91-1c337646f29875672b5a61192b9010f9.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ZGTDLBM)

I'm dog shit at uploading images here you gotta click on it


Why wasn’t he on 917 or Bianca.  AO would have loved the house music part
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on September 22, 2022, 07:42:23 PM
Tryin to do a back tail on that one hahahahaha you know what I mean? Get it? Get it?
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 07:49:28 PM
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when you were growing up did you think any of your friends’ moms were hot? did you have the hot mom?
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Applebum on hot mom, for sure.

Hah no.   Moms and teachers all looked/were old.   I’m the product of a second marriage and from a generation or two before Orange County got it together (gen x/millennial border)
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Wizard Fight on September 22, 2022, 08:06:46 PM
Third picture with the mouth breather with braces
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: mamba on September 22, 2022, 08:13:13 PM
Good lookin dude like carl is bound to have a milf mom
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: TwisT on September 22, 2022, 08:18:13 PM
So it sounds like his mom was a famous model and he wanted to pay respect to that. Nothing wrong with that.  It his fault his mom is hot. That’s just what she looks like.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Lou Strux on September 22, 2022, 08:35:35 PM
There are great ways to honor your mom (see Quasi vid).   This one feels a little male gaze-y


http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU= (http://www.instagram.com/p/Ci0J7zELE6W/?igshid=MmIxOGMzMTU=)
Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
Whatever! Thank god for hot mommies.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Clemskiba on September 22, 2022, 08:37:08 PM
It his fault his mom is hot.

read this in a borat-esque delivery
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 22, 2022, 09:03:21 PM
Third picture with the mouth breather with braces

Very Butthead-esque
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Ricky Vaughn on September 23, 2022, 04:23:18 AM
Indominous Rex vibes
(https://i.ibb.co/ThVBxPp/tumblr-okyzkp7s-E01rp0vkjo1-500.gif) (https://ibb.co/6s3R7DV)
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: WavyDavy on September 23, 2022, 04:45:58 AM
Not gonna lie, my friend: I can think of a few ways I'd like to honor her as well.
Or... would that be dishonoring her?
a cum tribute is still a tribute i guess
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: cosmicgypsies on September 23, 2022, 04:50:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzzhcasRl04
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 23, 2022, 06:36:13 AM
As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.

I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.

https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)


Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: EdLawndale on September 23, 2022, 06:41:01 AM
Kareem told me the woman on his Mary Jane deck was modeled after his mother. I think a confident man should be able to pay tribute to his beautiful mother in a pro board graphic.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on September 23, 2022, 06:54:41 AM
The logical conclusion to be drawn here is that once Carl realizes what he has done, he'll end up on Blind.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 23, 2022, 08:19:34 AM
Tryin to do a back tail on that one hahahahaha you know what I mean? Get it? Get it?

(https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/oh_i_get_it_fight_club.gif)
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 23, 2022, 08:28:54 AM
The logical conclusion to be drawn here is that once Carl realizes what he has done, he'll end up on Blind.

Yo, I get that. Props.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on September 23, 2022, 09:16:10 AM
My friend in high school had a pretty hot mom. We found out one day he walked in on his mom blowing his step dad and that must have been horrifying
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 23, 2022, 12:20:50 PM
As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.

I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.

https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)

3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money).   Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Mantracker on September 23, 2022, 12:30:03 PM
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.

I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.

https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
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3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money).   Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts

mans showed up for 3 games, got 3 touchdowns and bounced

Carlisle's dad is the goat
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 23, 2022, 03:31:31 PM
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As a former English Lit major with a focus on Classics, I say well done on the thread title.

I also didn’t know his dad was a Raider.

https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens (https://www.raiders.com/history/all-time-roster/bios-a/carl-aikens)
[close]

3 games is the nfl career I’d want (if I wasn’t in that upper percentile making the actual money).   Get to say you played in the league and don’t have to worry about murdering your family in 10 years when your brain goes nuts
[close]

mans showed up for 3 games, got 3 touchdowns and bounced

Carlisle's dad is the goat

Wayy better than going out like Henry Ruggs.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: jakeumms on September 23, 2022, 03:34:51 PM
Mom looking like a snack is a vibe
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: Bread Harrity on September 23, 2022, 04:01:01 PM
(https://www.blacksheepstore.co.uk/media/catalog/product/p/o/polar-skate-co-rodrigues-kev-and-mum-skateboard-deck-8.625.jpg)

polar's "kev and mum" board
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: work_lurker on September 23, 2022, 04:23:19 PM
hilarious typo in that bio

Since been edited, what was the typo?
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: work_lurker on September 23, 2022, 04:24:49 PM
hilarious typo in that bio

Has since been edited, what was the typo?
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: slappies on September 23, 2022, 04:42:01 PM
It's common knowledge that everyone wants to fuck their own mother, some of you need to read a book.
Title: Re: Oedipus Rex pro AF for Chocolate
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on September 23, 2022, 09:17:34 PM
If that’s the photo his mom wanted to use why not. Don’t think Carl chose that.

But fucking wow on the thread title!