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Title: fucked up haircuts
Post by: sacking rails on September 23, 2022, 05:41:05 AM
who else besides louie barletta and burberry? gifted haters hair is fucked too
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Post by: Joe Davola on September 23, 2022, 06:39:11 AM
Guy Mariano had peener hair for a while.
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Post by: Mean salto on September 23, 2022, 07:37:54 AM
Recent tony hawk, all early 00s vert skaters, Penny Reynolds and Muska had some bad ones in the 90s
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Post by: layzieyez on September 23, 2022, 07:50:31 AM
I've been cutting my own hair for years. I found that if I imitate the techniques that I've observed hair stylists perform on my hair myself, I end up with the same bad haircut but free of charge!
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Post by: Sila on September 23, 2022, 09:36:08 AM
Everyone that wears a hat
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Post by: doublesteveburger on September 23, 2022, 09:42:57 AM
ronnie's barber has been nodding out mid-cut since menikmati
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Post by: therealnod on September 23, 2022, 09:56:50 AM
(https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7b/f6/cc/7bf6cc8084235f13876c87223d4c4e4f.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: Síota on September 23, 2022, 10:26:42 AM
Everyone that wears a hat
Easy now..

Hahahaha yeah thou I've got a shitty green mohawk so it's either shitty or cool depending on your point of view.
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Post by: matty_c on September 23, 2022, 11:04:05 AM
http://i.ibb.co/qYHLRfY/A4-A6-C44-D-284-F-4-CAE-86-A4-1-A18-AEA841-B0.jpg
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Post by: os89 on September 23, 2022, 11:17:24 AM
http://i.ibb.co/qYHLRfY/A4-A6-C44-D-284-F-4-CAE-86-A4-1-A18-AEA841-B0.jpg

(https://i.ibb.co/qYHLRfY/A4-A6-C44-D-284-F-4-CAE-86-A4-1-A18-AEA841-B0.jpg)
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Post by: Farto Sorry on September 23, 2022, 11:27:34 AM
"Cut my hair like the visor is up on my motorcycle helmet, please sir"
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 23, 2022, 01:23:58 PM
I've been cutting my own hair for years. I found that if I imitate the techniques that I've observed hair stylists perform on my hair myself, I end up with the same bad haircut but free of charge!

This is honestly why I started cutting my own hair. I would go to nice barber shops and ask for a skin fade and would have to come home and clean up some of the hard lines they would leave. And cuts at a proper barber shop are not cheap. Ended up buying some nice clippers, guards, hand held mirror, and clipper spray from a local barber supply. I actually find the process of cutting my own hair therapeutic.
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Post by: GrayCellGreen on September 23, 2022, 01:33:09 PM
(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs)
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Post by: friendly dave on September 23, 2022, 05:04:53 PM
My two worst haircuts involved bihawks. The first was bihawks that connected together on the back of my head and went into a rat tail. The other was bihawks on the top of my head, then a strip of the back of my head shaved out with a mullet lower half in the back. My girlfriend at the time was not happy, I ended up shaving my head a few days later so she wouldn't breakup with me.
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Post by: Plan9Customs on September 23, 2022, 05:53:39 PM
(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut
MC Grindah bout to rock dat Heart monitor riddum!
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: ilovegay on September 24, 2022, 05:22:15 PM
(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs)

Almost every kid in my classes has this terrible haircut haha.
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Post by: Mean salto on September 24, 2022, 10:48:05 PM
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(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs)
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Almost every kid in my classes has this terrible haircut haha.
Seeing a variation that goes into a mullet at the back a lot recently in Aus.
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Post by: HeavyAndExpensive on September 25, 2022, 07:33:52 AM
The answer to this is current Hosoi.

They gave him the Medusa, you stare directly at that thing and you’re turning to stone.
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Post by: newguy on September 25, 2022, 07:44:43 AM
I like Maite but someone close to her needs to lay down hard truths because that old, frayed mop she’s rockin these days looks like shit.

Quentin Boillon should never take his hat off as well, every time his hair appears on screen I’m distracted from the terrible skating by his terrible cuts
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Post by: TurboVirgin on September 25, 2022, 08:06:58 AM
jason dill has had some pretty fucked up cuts
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Post by: Sila on September 26, 2022, 05:27:25 AM
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Everyone that wears a hat
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Easy now..

Hahahaha yeah thou I've got a shitty green mohawk so it's either shitty or cool depending on your point of view.

Nah that's definitely cool I grew up punk so have had tonnes of weird haircuts  8)
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Post by: Sila on September 26, 2022, 05:29:52 AM
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http://i.ibb.co/qYHLRfY/A4-A6-C44-D-284-F-4-CAE-86-A4-1-A18-AEA841-B0.jpg
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Nah that's dope. Been thinking of cutting my hair into something similar but more fringe-like

(https://i.ibb.co/qYHLRfY/A4-A6-C44-D-284-F-4-CAE-86-A4-1-A18-AEA841-B0.jpg)
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: Síota on September 26, 2022, 12:23:24 PM
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Everyone that wears a hat
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Easy now..

Hahahaha yeah thou I've got a shitty green mohawk so it's either shitty or cool depending on your point of view.
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Nah that's definitely cool I grew up punk so have had tonnes of weird haircuts  8)

I'm old ...and like have an apartment and "real" job lol...that said 0 fucks.
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Post by: dunc on September 26, 2022, 01:25:37 PM
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(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut
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MC Grindah bout to rock dat Heart monitor riddum!
Would gnar if I could.  Such a great show  .
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: ToySanta on September 26, 2022, 01:56:25 PM
I've been cutting my own hair for years. I found that if I imitate the techniques that I've observed hair stylists perform on my hair myself, I end up with the same bad haircut but free of charge!

Have a friend that ended up doing this as well. She could no longer stand the price, nor the derision in which the stylists always comment, “Who cut your hair last??” After awhile she’d respond, “You did,” even if it was a totally new person.


Definitely uttered some yikes! over the years, but hair is hair. Have some fun with it.

Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: sacking rails on September 26, 2022, 02:19:37 PM
just saw a dude with a mullet but the top was a bowl cut instead of cut short. this was like a 50+ year old so it wasnt some ironic gen z shit
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Post by: EXTRA SPICY on September 27, 2022, 10:28:44 AM
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(https://cdn.wisebarber.com/wisebarber/images/0ckg9r955yw1fhr.jpg?width=1600&quality=90)

Miles Silvas rocking a mild Edgar Cut:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CFjrlbehbs)
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Almost every kid in my classes has this terrible haircut haha.


That high Ollie dude Christian Maloof runs this haircut on accident. There’s that blond dude on element that has a bad trick selection, I forget his name, he’s an American; he gets Edgars  occasionally not knowing the joke.
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Post by: Silky Johnson on September 29, 2022, 07:08:15 PM
My shits pretty fucked
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Post by: sacking rails on September 29, 2022, 11:41:26 PM
My shits pretty fucked
:o :o :o
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Post by: Mystical Leader on September 30, 2022, 03:37:37 AM
I've been cutting my own hair for the past couple of years, it's a fun process, it usually starts by buying a bottle of wine and watching a random youtube tutorial. It usually ends up beeing fucked up but thats the best part. My current look is like a three level mob, bangs, long enough to cover ears on the sides and then a rat tail.

I'm going to do it today, does anyone have tips on cutting medium to long hair? I have a razor blade and dull scissors to work with.

I might post the results here
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: Mean salto on September 30, 2022, 04:15:29 AM
I've been cutting my own hair for the past couple of years, it's a fun process, it usually starts by buying a bottle of wine and watching a random youtube tutorial. It usually ends up beeing fucked up but thats the best part. My current look is like a three level mob, bangs, long enough to cover ears on the sides and then a rat tail.

I'm going to do it today, does anyone have tips on cutting medium to long hair? I have a razor blade and dull scissors to work with.

I might post the results here
Tip is get sharper scissors and do it a little bit at a time as in pull out a bit of hair about the same as your finger, cut then repeat not try do a massive handful at once.

Also been cutting my hair for like twenty something years. Changed a bit over the years usually let it grow until I'm over it then cut it all short and hit it with the clippers then repeat every couple months. Since covid been letting it mullet but my hair does this weird thing where it suddenly grows like 6 inches in a week (not literally but it's like wavy and once it hits a point where it's past my collar it straightened out rather than curling back into itself so is like between my shoulder blades) and now it's too gnarly might just shave the lot off as beanie seasons coming to an end
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: Síota on September 30, 2022, 05:12:09 AM
I've been cutting my own hair for the past couple of years, it's a fun process, it usually starts by buying a bottle of wine and watching a random youtube tutorial. It usually ends up beeing fucked up but thats the best part. My current look is like a three level mob, bangs, long enough to cover ears on the sides and then a rat tail.

I'm going to do it today, does anyone have tips on cutting medium to long hair? I have a razor blade and dull scissors to work with.

I might post the results here

Use a bowl like Louie
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: sacking rails on September 30, 2022, 06:23:38 AM
gifted hater coincidentaly just got a buzz cut :o :o :o :o
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Post by: Willie on September 30, 2022, 11:56:35 AM
I used to go to a barber who was super nice and gave me good stock tips. Unfortunately, he always gave me this haircut:

(https://rpmlifeinanalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/paulweller.jpg)
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on September 30, 2022, 02:46:17 PM
I used to go to a barber who was super nice and gave me good stock tips. Unfortunately, he always gave me this haircut:

(https://rpmlifeinanalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/paulweller.jpg)

Did you get your hair cut In The City???
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Post by: Steely Daniel on September 30, 2022, 02:53:41 PM
My barber left town last year and I haven't found a place I'm happy with. At the last barber shop I went to some old guy just butchered my hair so I shaved it all off at home later. Now I am shaved head guy and have redone it 3 times since. I kind of miss having hair but at least my hats fit better now.
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Post by: Deputy Wendell on September 30, 2022, 03:15:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOK3rqVgN2I

ps: oi! you treacherous fuckers better leave Paul Weller out of this conversation.
Title: Re: fucked up haircuts
Post by: Willie on September 30, 2022, 07:19:45 PM
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I used to go to a barber who was super nice and gave me good stock tips. Unfortunately, he always gave me this haircut:

(https://rpmlifeinanalog.files.wordpress.com/2013/07/paulweller.jpg)
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Did you get your hair cut In The City???

I know I come from Delco and you say I'm a fraud
But my heart's in the city, where it belongs