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Title: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Newphone on December 20, 2022, 10:34:12 AM
Steve Olson on talkin Schmidt came out today and they ask if he’s talked to Alex recently.  Steve says he’s gonna be a granddad cause Alex is having a baby. 

Congrats to Alex, fatherhood is rad
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: versacekid420 on December 20, 2022, 10:38:30 AM
just finished listening to the live. Figured I’d see this here haha
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: donkey on December 20, 2022, 10:38:57 AM
the kids gonna be the coolest damn baby anyone has ever seen
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: jgonzalez on December 20, 2022, 10:40:47 AM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Newphone on December 20, 2022, 10:42:24 AM
the kids gonna be the coolest damn baby anyone has ever seen

I mean, that’s prolly what they said about Steve having Alex too, and you can’t argue.   I bet Alex will be a good dad, and he and his girl seem pretty into each other which is good, kids are not easy.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: TastyBurrito on December 20, 2022, 10:43:57 AM
Kid will be born weighing 9lbs 17ounces.

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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 20, 2022, 10:44:42 AM
Congrats! Will we get our first third-generation pro skater?

Side note, I was in Paris in 2019. I was scrolling insta and saw Steve/Alex were staying in my hotel when 917 was turning Touzery pro. I pretended like I didn't know them and I still regret it.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: versacekid420 on December 20, 2022, 10:44:52 AM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus
goddamn 😭😭😭😭
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Cool Ceith on December 20, 2022, 11:44:36 AM
the kids gonna be the coolest damn baby anyone has ever seen
That's what they said when Steve Godoy had his kid.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: FatGuy92 on December 20, 2022, 11:45:28 AM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus

Hahahahahaha fuck you earned this gnar
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: mooraga on December 20, 2022, 11:45:47 AM
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Hahahahahaha fuck
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: doublesteveburger on December 20, 2022, 12:04:49 PM
hopefully doesn't bail on this premiere
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 20, 2022, 12:07:29 PM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus


holy shit lmfao
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: ok boomer on December 20, 2022, 12:07:32 PM
Kid will be born weighing 9lbs 17ounces.

on 9/17
at 9:17

PS what will he name this child? My money is on Nine Seventeen Olson
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 20, 2022, 12:11:49 PM
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Hahahahahaha fuck
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Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on December 20, 2022, 01:09:32 PM
AO Rad Dad era going to be special, not tied to sponsor's just filming what and when he wants.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: dumptruck12 on December 20, 2022, 01:10:37 PM
Baby has left Alex for FA confirmed
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: DCLOVE on December 20, 2022, 01:15:13 PM
AO Rad Dad era going to be special, not tied to sponsor's just filming what and when he wants.

Dude has all the time in the world now and doesn’t skate now. We’re never seeing more Olson footage again.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: DirtyCheddarKids on December 20, 2022, 01:34:11 PM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus

Hahaha holy shit. Comment of the year.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: slapcurbsnotwomen on December 20, 2022, 01:55:26 PM
Baby will probably have better sponsorship deals
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: pugmaster on December 20, 2022, 02:06:36 PM
Goodbye professional skateboarding, hello new career as a Lamaze instructor


(https://media.giphy.com/media/I3bYDfU8tlnA0A8iui/giphy-downsized-large.gif)



Stoked for him and his family!
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: TheWineClub on December 20, 2022, 02:31:24 PM
hopefully doesn't bail on this premiere

Nah, he’ll be there for this one. He’ll miss the second one though.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: thespacewolf on December 20, 2022, 03:03:17 PM
He's definitely going to teach him to hate FA/Hockey & Jason Dill
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: $$LESH on December 20, 2022, 03:10:40 PM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus

post of the fuckin year
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Cranberry Relish on December 20, 2022, 03:30:39 PM
Bianca Chandon onesies incoming
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Pipe Dreamer on December 20, 2022, 03:38:01 PM
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Dude has all the time in the world now and doesn’t skate now. We’re never seeing more Olson footage again.
He doesn't need practice im sure all his breathing and yoga practise and relationship his preventing him piling out in the not to distance future. Less is more e.g Gino on his EP in a lil modular ramp park, "I think this my first skate in 7-9 months" vibes.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Fartknocker415 on December 20, 2022, 03:41:03 PM
He might have some sort of epiphany where he realizes being hella cool isn’t actually what it’s all about and will become a stereotypical dad and get a little beer belly and grow a beard and just skate curbs and hang out and laugh and have fun
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Sketch Hitchcock on December 20, 2022, 03:53:49 PM
This was a good interview.  Talkin’ Schmit has grown on me.  Way more tolerable than Nine Club by a large margin.

Even that Mofo Vol. 1 episode with the crackling fire sound effects was entertaining.  I think it was from 2020 but I just got around to it.  Schmitty does a pretty good job.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: j....soy..... on December 20, 2022, 04:25:18 PM
It’s ok, I like the variety of guests but they quickly jump into the : ‘I don’t know man……I don’t want to be that guy but kids gotta learn…the history…..I mean….what is even going on…..I don’t know man……’

Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Sketch Hitchcock on December 20, 2022, 04:46:03 PM
It’s ok, I like the variety of guests but they quickly jump into the : ‘I don’t know man……I don’t want to be that guy but kids gotta learn…the history…..I mean….what is even going on…..I don’t know man……’

Haha yeah, I didn’t say I wasn’t stoned when I was listening.  Everyone being so fried actually feels correct.  As opposed to the dulcet tones of Chris Roberts the herbal tea spokesman interjecting, and Kelly Hart’s laugh.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: jgonzalez on December 20, 2022, 09:18:15 PM
Was hoping for more skate stories, felt a little bit like a Ted Talk. Funny Alex Olson story; a friend and me were playing a game of SKATE at this event that Olson was at. He comes up and asks if he could play and we oblige. Every time he was on offense he tried the fakie double flip and kept missing. Meanwhile my friend is going off on a heel flip bender and AO got to “T” pretty quickly. So then my friend does a heelflip bigspin and it’s Olsons turn to try. Dude set his feet up in heelflip position, then never tried the trick and just skated away. Just kept rolling away into the sunset. It was epic.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: urbneathme on December 20, 2022, 09:50:00 PM
first 3rd generation pro?
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: VHS ERA on December 20, 2022, 10:36:19 PM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus
Post of the year contender just snuck in
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Lou Strux on December 20, 2022, 10:55:32 PM
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Post of the year contender just snuck in
11th hour God status.
We see you over there @jgonzalez.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Yonnycage on December 20, 2022, 10:55:36 PM
This thread better be archived so the kid can read the Cyrus/Max post 17 years from now. Holy shit lmao
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: radcunt on December 21, 2022, 03:22:45 PM
Hope he doesn't get bored and bail on it
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 21, 2022, 03:43:57 PM
I have no doubt he's going do to good. Congrats to the Olson family.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Fartknocker415 on December 21, 2022, 03:56:38 PM
Schmit bothers me for no reason.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: grassblade on December 21, 2022, 08:40:49 PM
Was hoping for more skate stories, felt a little bit like a Ted Talk. Funny Alex Olson story; a friend and me were playing a game of SKATE at this event that Olson was at. He comes up and asks if he could play and we oblige. Every time he was on offense he tried the fakie double flip and kept missing. Meanwhile my friend is going off on a heel flip bender and AO got to “T” pretty quickly. So then my friend does a heelflip bigspin and it’s Olsons turn to try. Dude set his feet up in heelflip position, then never tried the trick and just skated away. Just kept rolling away into the sunset. It was epic.

lol i like when you post this all the time
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Lucky_Basek on December 21, 2022, 09:39:51 PM
the kids gonna be the coolest damn baby anyone has ever seen

Or insufferably pretentious. Could go either way
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: buffalo hunter on December 25, 2022, 10:14:26 AM
Alex has some of his art work on shirts at https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/search?q=skater%20collection (https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/search?q=skater%20collection)
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: fernando the skater on April 11, 2023, 04:17:51 AM
Steve posted on his Instagram yesterday that it's going to be a boy, and due soon.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: ok boomer on April 11, 2023, 05:23:39 AM
Hope he names it Aleve, Alex and Steve combo pack
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: GardenSkater77 on April 11, 2023, 05:39:02 AM
Goodbye professional skateboarding, hello new career as a Lamaze instructor


(https://media.giphy.com/media/I3bYDfU8tlnA0A8iui/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

This thread got gems…
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Wienerboy on April 11, 2023, 05:53:05 AM
Alex has some of his art work on shirts at https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/search?q=skater%20collection (https://www.uniqlo.com/us/en/search?q=skater%20collection)

Love Alex Olson but those designs are terrible. I've never really been impressed with his artwork but why give us a design that looks like it's an ad for Absolut Vodka, Grapefruit flavor?
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on April 11, 2023, 06:01:29 AM
this one really makes ya think

(https://image.uniqlo.com/UQ/ST3/us/imagesgoods/459337/item/usgoods_09_459337.jpg?width=700)
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on April 11, 2023, 06:05:54 AM
that's sick he got Gifted Hater to model that Siser EazyWeed x Cricut shirt
could see this one rocking in Kansas...Target
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: cookiecuttersuburb on April 11, 2023, 06:13:09 AM
Baby is gonna be raised by Max and Cyrus

🏆
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: veritas on April 11, 2023, 06:23:07 AM
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Love Alex Olson but those designs are terrible. I've never really been impressed with his artwork but why give us a design that looks like it's an ad for Absolut Vodka, Grapefruit flavor?

The graphic designer for 917 quit long before the team did
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Terminal on April 11, 2023, 07:14:34 AM
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Goodbye professional skateboarding, hello new career as a Lamaze instructor


(https://media.giphy.com/media/I3bYDfU8tlnA0A8iui/giphy-downsized-large.gif)

This thread got gems…
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Wow, next stop Byron Bay!
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: ok boomer on April 11, 2023, 08:52:40 AM
Thought he was jerkin his gherkin at first
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: GAY on April 11, 2023, 09:23:08 AM
the kids gonna be the coolest damn baby anyone has ever seen

Literally came out of the womb Voguing.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on April 11, 2023, 09:37:17 AM
Congrats. Based on how he’s been portrayed in the skate industry he’s either going to be an amazing dad or terrible one, no in between lol. :D
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: live, laugh, love on April 11, 2023, 09:43:04 AM
I'm happy for Alex and I'm sure he'll be a great Dad. Fatherhood is the best thing to ever happen to me, and I feel extremely blessed to be a Dad.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on April 12, 2023, 03:50:47 AM
Someone ask Dill if he's ever stolen a baby.
Title: Re: Alex Olson on fatherhood
Post by: Newphone on April 12, 2023, 05:39:15 AM
Someone ask Dill if he's ever stolen a baby.

Oh great, a “someone ask…” x (thread bump) collabo.

I was expecting a freshie human photo, maybe some skin-to-skin.