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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: sizzle_chest on December 28, 2022, 04:51:05 PM
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has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmuP9nAjLDI/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmS__4NLKsX/?hl=en
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nah
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has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?
you just realized that?
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every oldhead bowl dude is salty he calls himself goat cause they all have a friend named goat who RIPS and will do your siding for cheap
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Who?
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I crashed the pizza party
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every oldhead bowl dude is salty he calls himself goat cause they all have a friend named goat who RIPS and will do your siding for cheap
I hope this post gets the shine it deserves.
Have a spiritual gnar.
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Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.
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Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.
How is this a gimmick?
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
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I still remember when this dude came on the scene he switched Ollie off this huge set over these poles. It was amazing I hope he pulls some thing out like that again
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
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Seemed Kelly had him locked in at es. He was in some es model photos. Also on the deathwish program until he went full berries(bryte, Cariuma), never go full berries, never go half berries at this point.
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Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
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these new threads fucking suck I miss Alex Olson pissing people of once a month
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You sonuva bitch you got me, I clicked the fucking thread, good job nerd
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
Paul Rodriguez
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Come on dawg leave the horse alone it’s already dead
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The goat parts the worst
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Dude, you clearly missed the first drop! Still time to grab this for your board wall. Only 99 bucks (before shipping and tax) and you’ll never ever forget that the baby goat can either go goofy or regs at any given time!
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The only thing good about SkateGoat was his girl had an Onlyfans for a bit.
(the hotter one that makes pants, not her weird self-turning pro sister)
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Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134
Shane skating his mini ramp is so good. Wish he posted it more.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ljzd4hb8h/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
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has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmuP9nAjLDI/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/CmS__4NLKsX/?hl=en
I hate this place
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Who?
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
Cause he doesn’t have two natural stances dude. He just learned to skate tranny in one and do like 5 tricks in the other. If you pay attention you realize he can’t do much more than Ollie in his transition stance when it comes to street skating .
Plus I’m pretty sure can’t skate actual switch or nollie. It’s all fakie technically which is impressive but still it’s not the same. Really it’s only a few people like Shane , p rod, and maybe nyjah and Tiago who are truly stanceless . The latter of those two being just exceptionally good at rails and ledges switch respectively .
Getting back skate farm animal though , yeah he might be more comfortable skating tranny one way and street another but he can’t skate tranny in his street stance and vice Versa.
For more anecdotal logic , I skate regular naturally but I snow board goofy. That doesn’t mean I’m stanceless on a snowboard though just cause I can fuck around both ways comfortably. Im clearly goofy cause I’ll die trying to make it down a mountain in regular. Same applies here .
He would’ve been cooler had he not got big on himself and the Berrics stuff. Like 2 years ago when Bryte was starting I got Berra all in a huff on the ig dms calling him out on being a Berrics/ cariuma brand and he went mental on me and then deleted each message as I read it so I couldn’t screen shot it . That’s all you need to know about how lame you have to be to ride for these people .
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
hi, steve and or random berries dude.
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How is it not? He himself brags about it so not sure why you're just noticing it now unless of course you weren't paying any attention to him in which case well done. He also goes by skate goat so there's that...
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c0/0c/c3/c00cc3b9e6d25ff3567777502d6db007.jpg)
Wow impressive cop out meme
No, seriously, how is being the only skater ever with two natural stances a gimmick?
hi, steve and or random berries dude.
They’re doing their periodic checks to see if they’re still hated.
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Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.
How is this a gimmick?
Because he's not talented enough to be pro without it. I actually find it quite interesting the way he's 'stanceless' in the way that his stance looks very 'regular' either way round. I wouldn't say someone like P-rod or Shane is in the same way, they can just do any trick you can think of both ways. But you can still easily tell it's switch from the way they're standing unlike this dude. But once you get over the initial interest there's not much more to see.
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Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134
Shane skating his mini ramp is so good. Wish he posted it more.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ljzd4hb8h/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Yeah, lets talk about Shane here. That foot placement on the switch flip nosegrind is ridiculous to me. Back foot so deep in the pocket wtf. Would be down to seeing more Shane miniramp footage.
Also: OP your thread sucks.
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Handful of skaters I can think of who could essentially make the claim of being stanceless that don't. Shane comes to mind as the only footage of him skating transition almost always has him doing some switch trick.
https://youtu.be/8kcnAKtkJ8Y?t=134
Shane skating his mini ramp is so good. Wish he posted it more.
https://www.instagram.com/p/B_ljzd4hb8h/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
Yeah, lets talk about Shane here. That foot placement on the switch flip nosegrind is ridiculous to me. Back foot so deep in the pocket wtf. Would be down to seeing more Shane miniramp footage.
Also: OP your thread sucks.
Weird… that seems the normal way to switch flip.
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tanner burzinski skates one way street and the other way on transition. can we talk about him instead?
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There is no “but”
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every oldhead bowl dude is salty he calls himself goat cause they all have a friend named goat who RIPS and will do your siding for cheap
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There are actually many, many skaters who are like this - my brother was the same way, skated goofy but could only pop tricks regular. So he could 180 and ollie regular but bombed hills goofy. This other guy is just one person like that who got good and used it to his advantage (I think there were actually a few well known ams/pros like that growing up who just didn’t exploit it and just came off as super good at switch, can’t remember any names at the moment though)
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Crazy how he went from Deathwish flow making videos with Greco to whatever bullshit Berrics brand he's on now. I hope Berra and Cariuma are paying him well otherwise it's probably one of the worse skate career choices I've ever seen
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Ali Boulala comes to mind. He talks about it in old interviews.
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Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.
How is this a gimmick?
I think calling it a gimmick is a bit demeaning in this case. I think his tranny skills alone are enough for him to be pro, not even taking into account that he skates street pretty well in a different stance. I don't think he has a great 'switch' game really. Developing a strong switch game as a skill like P-Rod or Shane seems like more of a gimmick to me in comparison. He just has an innate dual stance that varies across terrain.
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Still kooky
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Isn't that his whole gimmick? Seems like he's goofy to me though but whatever. Can't stand this guy.
How is this a gimmick?
I think calling it a gimmick is a bit demeaning in this case. I think his tranny skills alone are enough for him to be pro, not even taking into account that he skates street pretty well in a different stance. I don't think he has a great 'switch' game really. Developing a strong switch game as a skill like P-Rod or Shane seems like more of a gimmick to me in comparison. He just has an innate dual stance that varies across terrain.
what planet are you on? shane and p rod could do things 15 years ago that this guy will never be able to do
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Baby, it’s no big deal.
You started a turd of a thread.
Big whoop.
EVERY THREAD I EVER STARTED was a similar steaming pile.
Take the L w/ a modicum of grace & move on.
There’s no need to increase the damage of your shit-take by doubling down: just MOVE ON.
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Dude is literally growing wings before your eyes and flying to the Sun and Slap is still "meh" smh
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Baby, it’s no big deal.
You started a turd of a thread.
Big whoop.
EVERY THREAD I EVER STARTED was a similar steaming pile.
Take the L w/ a modicum of grace & move on.
There’s no need to increase the damage of your shit-take by doubling down: just MOVE ON.
Someone give this man a gnar on my behalf. This has me cracking the fuck up. I even had to show my old lady so she could see what I was laughing at
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Dude is literally growing wings before your eyes and flying to the Sun and Slap is still "meh" smh
Take away the whole stanceless thing, what noteworthy/significant tricks has he actually done that are worth mentioning, let alone video parts?
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Haha this whole thread is fried through and through.
Obviously a troll thread from the start so those replying seriously are thick.
But some of you don’t see the novelty in the fact that this guy does fucks shit up in both stances and it doesn’t look switch? Shit is rare. I don’t give a fuck about this guy either, but some of y’all are on some crazy hive mind shit.
Shane and prod have one stance fellas. They do insane shit switch, but it’s switch. To the guy above that compared Leander to Nyjah (wtf) and Tiago. You are particularly fried.
Yes I work for the berrics.
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nope and you shouldn't either
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There are actually many, many skaters who are like this - my brother was the same way, skated goofy but could only pop tricks regular. So he could 180 and ollie regular but bombed hills goofy. This other guy is just one person like that who got good and used it to his advantage (I think there were actually a few well known ams/pros like that growing up who just didn’t exploit it and just came off as super good at switch, can’t remember any names at the moment though)
no one cares about how your brother skates @BigFatPaulie
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tryna market urself as stanceless is def gimmiky - its like if a painter made really boring paintings but he can paint them with both hands! also his sponser choices / going pro with no video parts makes him seem super hoaky and fake , whoever said shane and prod bieng good at switch is more gimmicky then fake goat is seriously wetawded
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has anyone noticed skategoat has two natural stances?
I have two natural nuts he can suck on.