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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: 69woodpusher69 on January 24, 2023, 03:45:14 PM
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Man I am kind of aggravated and need the Pals suggestions. I had to go to Playa Del Rey today for work, so naturally I rode over to Venice to go skate the Santa Monica curbs before coming back to my office. I park and ride over to the Venice Skatepark, right? Everything is chill AF, usual tourists doing their tourist thing, all the homelessness are kicked out, weather is rad, park is chill and not packed, the mood is legit. I chilled at the skatepark for like 20 minutes watching broads on rollerskates and then hit the bowl 4 or 5 times and headed out.
As soon as I turned my back to skate away I saw a bright fuckin metalflake helmet and was like damn is that AA? (My son is 9 and fuckin is obsessed with AA and he probably is a chill role model so I let him watch his videos and shit, although I am forcing him to watch Cardiel as much as I can haha). Anyways, I fuckin skate over and I pull my phone out to text my wife that I see my kids fave skater and fuckin AA goes "HEY BRO, NOT TO BE A DICK BUT NO PHOTOS OR VIDEOS OF ME SKATING". Legit like loud capped my ass like before I even had time to take a photo or anything. That long haired filmer guy is there and a couple other zoomer Powell riders....anyways I replied "Dude, chill. I saw your fuckin glitter helmet across the beach and rode over to say what's up, why so hostile?"
It was pretty awkward for a minute and this cracked out dude goes "bro he is trying a nollie darkslide 5-0 fakie, he's in the zone and needs silence" I'm like dude WE ARE AT FUCKIN VENICE BEACH, like the most densely populated skatepark in the US for fucking SURE.
Then the little hippie tries his dumb fuckin trick and of course doesn't make it and listen dudes, he stands there in front of the ledge holding his palms up to his face like an open book and starts acting like he is reading his hands, then he makes like a DDP hand shape and looks through it and is making all these fuckin weird faces and shit and his team and filmers are just standing there like "can you see it Andy, can you see it?" He goes, "nah I can't see it, let me make a lap and try to visualize myself" and that was about it. He made a lap where the quad skaters hang and did that weird walk the dog shit he does and I was like man fuck this idiot and bounced.
What would SLAP have done? I'm so bummed dude, the guy is kook status . The real question, should I post the pics of his trick or nah? Cause you know damn well I took plenty lmao
edit: fuck it, here is the pics https://imgur.com/a/6kCLBG8
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Footy or it didn’t happen
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never meet your heroes?
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What the hell is a nollie dark slide 5-0 to fakie
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What the hell is a nollie dark slide 5-0 to fakie
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Pics or GTFO
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Please be real
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Damn you ruined his visualization so bad he couldn't even read his hands anymore way to go bro
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I didn’t really care for him. There’s a few handrail clips that impressed me. But something always feels of with those berrics skaters.
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Damn you ruined his visualization so bad he couldn't even read his hands anymore way to go bro
the whole hippie thing seemed forced in youtube vids and after seeing him today it's like geeeez bro this shit is whack, but he is like 19 and i was whack at 19 so it is what it is i guess
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Please be real
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
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Everything about this is nasty.
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
eh, if i needed comeback from you i'd wipe your lips
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Reminds me of the time I was walking down the pier and I hear some loud voices from far away. I didn't pay much mind. A minute later this dude with a crazy dslr come up talking shit about how he is trying to take photos of a model chick and I am in the shot. I was like whatever, you can wait.
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Reminds me of the time I was walking down the pier and I hear some loud voices from far away. I didn't pay much mind. A minute later this dude with a crazy dslr come up talking shit about how he is trying to take photos of a model chick and I am in the shot. I was like whatever, you can wait.
the "model" who's portfolio is exclusively IG lmao
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We need AA to get in on this and give some explanation.
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Thank god all the homelessness were kicked out. Did you ollie over all of them like in THPS?
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Thank god all the homelessness were kicked out. Did you ollie over all of them like in THPS?
nollie'd em, AA was my inspo
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Thank god all the homelessness were kicked out. Did you ollie over all of them like in THPS?
Gnar'd
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This reads like that onion in the supermarket story. And who the fuck says they were watching "broads" at the beach?
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
eh, if i needed comeback from you i'd wipe your lips
LoL nice one, You’re calling a autistic teenager dumb because he didn’t want u take his photo. Really let that bake in maybe u should go read your kid a book b4 he ends ups as illegible as u
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Footy or it didn’t happen
dude, there is no footage! did you completely skim over the part where ampersand ampersand said no filming, pics, autographs, hugs, asking for advice... Did you fail to read the part where he specifically said you can't ask him for his board or dragon wheels, while he failed to mention or make clear that you CANNOT ask him for his shoes either (because no one would ever ask for yellow etnies anyway.)
$$ is like a stand up comic who's working out new material. His new tricks are akin to jokes being worked out on stage; nuanced and layered. These tricks require rewrite after rewrite, punch up after punch up. His innovation is a process. His process of innovation is even a process.
If the world sees his stuff without it being perfectly crafted and finalized, they may get the wrong idea. Sure, a nollie darkslide 5-0 is not inherently racist, but who knows how the public will receive the unfinished product. Handy Hanmbone may not be everyone's cup of yerba, but he doesn't deserve to be cancelled... Not yet.
££ may have some on-the-spectrum diva tendencies, but OP is a man of respect.
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
eh, if i needed comeback from you i'd wipe your lips
i never asked to take his photo, i pulled my phone from my pocket. can you not comprehend the original post or did you not read the original post?
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Damn you ruined his visualization so bad he couldn't even read his hands anymore way to go bro
the whole hippie thing seemed forced in youtube vids and after seeing him today it's like geeeez bro this shit is whack, but he is like 19 and i was whack at 19 so it is what it is i guess
You used to be whack too?
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Thank god all the homelessness were kicked out. Did you ollie over all of them like in THPS?
I fucking love this, and I hope it catches some gnar’s in my honor.
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Damn, that really sucks. I’m glad you at least posted pictures of him. Let’s see if Andy Anderson reads this.
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
eh, if i needed comeback from you i'd wipe your lips
i never asked to take his photo, i pulled my phone from my pocket. can you not comprehend the original post or did you not read the original post?
U said u approached him and started texting your wife ur weird Karl ass was giving off stalker vibes and he sensed u with his third eye and shut that shit down honestly wish I could gnar AA rn
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I was actually curious about that, do the skaters vibe homeless people out of the actual park at the beginning of the day or something? What did you mean by that?
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I'll be working, working but if you come visit
I'll put down what I'm doing, my friends are important
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You’re being way over dramatic if that’s all he said, he’s seems highly autistic just let him be
dude if we were at my local or a ditch spot or some curb behind subway, sure I get it. it's fuckin venice beach though dude, like it only exists because people fuckin take photos and shit there.
Between calling girls roller skating “broads” and your excessive uncontrollable typing of the word fuck I assume you’re Karl from aqua teen hunger force and AA was creeped out
eh, if i needed comeback from you i'd wipe your lips
i never asked to take his photo, i pulled my phone from my pocket. can you not comprehend the original post or did you not read the original post?
U said u approached him and started texting your wife ur weird Karl ass was giving off stalker vibes and he sensed u with his third eye and shut that shit down honestly wish I could gnar AA rn
How are you a grown man with a kid and you roll over to him because you think you saw a pro skater, then just stop a bit away and pull out your phone without acknowledging him, even though he knows you clearly know who he is and came up to him because he was famous? Seems absolutely insane and I’m actually autistic, you are clearly supposed to subtlety try to figure out if it’s them when they aren’t looking in your direction
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Sounds like && needs a training facility
Yes I did say training facility
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I was actually curious about that, do the skaters vibe homeless people out of the actual park at the beginning of the day or something? What did you mean by that?
Nah the city rounds em up, I think they bring em to San Bernardino or something