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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Sizzle on January 30, 2023, 08:17:38 AM

Title: Official Penis Size Thread
Post by: Sizzle on January 30, 2023, 08:17:38 AM: Be honest, what we working with here? Any answers above 8in will require photo verification via my PM 😈
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Post by: whale on January 30, 2023, 09:33:59 AM: I’ll show you mine if you show me yours first…
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Post by: Atiba Applebum on January 30, 2023, 09:34:48 AM: Glad there’s an official thread. Was tired of getting scammed by all these adhoc polls that didn’t submit the proper paperwork
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Post by: manysnakes on January 30, 2023, 10:32:43 AM: Fred Gall
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Post by: JoseCansnake0 on January 30, 2023, 11:02:44 AM: Mines a banana, do I measure the arc or the central angle?

The ladies (my wife) love it regardless.
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Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on January 30, 2023, 11:35:58 AM: It’s unmeasurable
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Post by: Coastal Fever on January 30, 2023, 12:40:19 PM: Do I measure it flaccid, or when chub’s in town?
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Post by: Síota on January 30, 2023, 01:06:25 PM: https://youtu.be/UCP8kiL3jhA
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM: How does one take an official measurement?
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Post by: Pasta Monster on January 30, 2023, 04:22:41 PM: Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM
How does one take an official measurement?
from the top and convert to cm so it sounds bigger
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Post by: jgonzalez on January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM: Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM
How does one take an official measurement?

I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though it’s ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis
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Post by: LesbianPUNCH on January 30, 2023, 10:39:42 PM: Very average penis I think (given the polling data), but I hear it’s girthy. I have my foreskin intact, all the boys are jealous. My flaccid dick looks dope though which I think leads to disappointment.
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Post by: TheLurper on January 31, 2023, 12:03:02 AM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
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Post by: scab on January 31, 2023, 01:23:40 AM: Quote from: jgonzalez on January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM
Girth is like the wheelbase of penis
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on January 31, 2023, 01:32:45 AM: Same width as my deck (said in New Zealand accent)
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Post by: cucktard on January 31, 2023, 02:08:30 AM: About as short as my list of tricks
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Post by: Jewel Runner on January 31, 2023, 03:28:11 AM: Shit I forgot to measure mine
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Post by: modern life is war on January 31, 2023, 02:07:07 PM: Damn that's crazy that so far 70% of slap posters have bigger dicks than like 95% of the population

Haha

(https://www.science.org/do/10.1126/science.aaa7934/full/xsn-penisdimensions-rev.png)
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Post by: matty_c on January 31, 2023, 07:59:16 PM: I mean I’ve posted it before I will do it again
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Post by: my bad cuh on January 31, 2023, 08:15:50 PM: (daddy 😩) is the most tiktok zoomer thing i have ever seen on this website
also did anybody ever get the official johnny layton penis dimensions? i mean we have photos
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Post by: Resident Jeff on January 31, 2023, 09:26:04 PM: Quote from: jgonzalez on January 30, 2023, 09:56:25 PM
Quote from: sometimeperhaps on January 30, 2023, 04:12:41 PM
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How does one take an official measurement?
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I was looking at methodology on some wiener measuring studies and seems as though it’s ok to press your fupa as far back as you need to get the maximum length of your shaft. Used to think that was cheating.

Sup with girth tho

Girth is like the wheelbase of penis

Need to know durometer too
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Post by: fakie nollie on January 31, 2023, 09:37:22 PM: Quote from: matty_c on January 31, 2023, 07:59:16 PM
I mean I’ve posted it before I will do it again

I already hated Bob Dylan before you posted it but that was the nail in the coffin
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Post by: skate_or_dingus on February 01, 2023, 05:44:38 AM: Y'all have an innie or an outie?
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Post by: ok boomer on February 01, 2023, 11:18:59 AM: 1/2
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Post by: jakeumms on February 01, 2023, 11:20:52 AM: Quote from: Albatras on January 30, 2023, 11:02:44 AM
Mines a banana, do I measure the arc or the central angle?

The ladies (my wife) love it regardless.
BBS style not PS Stix style
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Post by: brycickle on February 01, 2023, 10:02:53 PM: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWI6E8gdBzk