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Title: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 07, 2023, 08:24:24 PM
Guess KC’s receivers forgot how to catch the ball. Great win for Detroit.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 07, 2023, 09:20:19 PM
Amazing game. Thought for sure , KC gonna march down the field like they always do. The running back combo of Montgomery & Gibbs gonna make this team competitive for sure along with that power unit OLine
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 07, 2023, 11:59:12 PM
Amazing game. Thought for sure , KC gonna march down the field like they always do. The running back combo of Montgomery & Gibbs gonna make this team competitive for sure along with that power unit OLine

Agreed. Great game to start the season. I’ve even said way before the season started that Detroit will probably surprise a lot of people this year. Even last year they were kind of low key underdogs that barely missed the playoffs.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 08, 2023, 06:45:08 AM
The Chiefs look like they miss Bienemy already.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 08, 2023, 12:31:50 PM
The Chiefs look like they miss Bienemy already.
We all think about Kelce out & the receivers just dropping easy catches didn’t even consider the OC wow. Super heavy statement didn’t even consider . Wow you might be onto something …
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on September 08, 2023, 12:42:20 PM
The Chiefs are getting the Nagy special - 3rd and 1 jet sweeps all day. God he sucks.


Bear down.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 08, 2023, 01:28:56 PM
The Chiefs are getting the Nagy special - 3rd and 1 jet sweeps all day. God he sucks.


Bear down.
2 Words = Matt Nagy
Scary lolz
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 08, 2023, 01:47:11 PM
Matt Nagy single handedly might end the Chiefs dynasty … so praying for this . Trouble in Paradise 
 
Edit: damn after reflecting , the chiefs such a mess now . They started throwing Clyde Edwards in during panic mode to see if something happens. Always felt like he got shafted last season
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 08, 2023, 04:17:57 PM
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The Chiefs are getting the Nagy special - 3rd and 1 jet sweeps all day. God he sucks.


Bear down.
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2 Words = Matt Nagy
Scary lolz

To better words: double doink.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 08, 2023, 07:43:10 PM
E A G L E S
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 09, 2023, 06:19:00 AM
Gotta love the David Montgomery types who get perpetually overlooked and never hyped up but just quietly consistently perform at a high level. The bears are good at finding those guys...Forte was the same way. I hope he tears shit up in motown.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 10, 2023, 01:06:55 PM
Fire Matt Canada
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 10, 2023, 08:03:31 PM
Fuc* The Cowboys 

Gotta vent … Cowboys what a joke, always thought that my whole life.  So invested with watching football all day from the AM. After that Bengals game early . So deflated,  stopped watching football  for the rest of the day. Such a blessing . Gotta a bunch of home projects done & stuff accomplished to prepare me for the upcoming week . Literally gotta a drink in the kitchen … Cowboys up 40-0 . This meaningless… seriously like some wrestling posture shennanigans. IDGAF. I hate the Giants too nevertheless they finish better than the Cowboys at season’s end . Cowboys trash always been trash
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Hot Rod on September 10, 2023, 09:29:26 PM
E A G L E S

GO BIRDS!!!
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 11, 2023, 05:55:29 AM
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E A G L E S
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GO BIRDS!!!

Belichick week 1 on the road is a trap game, but we pulled it off.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 11, 2023, 07:59:08 AM
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GO BIRDS!!!
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Belichick week 1 on the road is a trap game, but we pulled it off.

Huge win 🦅🦅🦅
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: ungzilla on September 11, 2023, 09:21:58 AM
hell ya looks like another great year for the gmen
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 11, 2023, 11:10:42 AM
Not a good look for Joe Burrow after signing that big contract.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 11, 2023, 07:08:57 PM
rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 11, 2023, 07:59:08 PM
I guess Rodgers can kick back, do some more Ayahuasca, and go on another darkness retreat. Lol.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 11, 2023, 08:31:02 PM
I guess Rodgers can kick back, do some more Ayahuasca, and go on another darkness retreat. Lol.

As a Jets fan I couldn’t fucking believe it. That is the most Jets thing that could ever happen.

But our defense is rock solid. Whitehead getting 3 picks and Garrett Wilson’s catch was insane. Great win tonight.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 11, 2023, 08:40:49 PM
rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major

You do know RIP is used when someone has died, not just when you want someone to rest peacefully
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 11, 2023, 08:42:30 PM
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I guess Rodgers can kick back, do some more Ayahuasca, and go on another darkness retreat. Lol.
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As a Jets fan I couldn’t fucking believe it. That is the most Jets thing that could ever happen.

But our defense is rock solid. Whitehead getting 3 picks and Garrett Wilson’s catch was insane. Great win tonight.

Breece is going to be a problem if he can stay healthy.

Maybe Zach Wilson will pull a Mac Jones and start slinging.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 11, 2023, 08:52:54 PM
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rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major
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You do know RIP is used when someone has died, not just when you want someone to rest peacefully
not sure if you're being sarcastic, Tiba. if not, then yes, I know that RIP is used when someone has passed.

i was exaggerating and used RIP as a representation of the hopes and dreams of Jets fans around the world quickly dying.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 11, 2023, 09:39:21 PM
rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major

There's slo-mos on Twitter where you can fully see his Achilles tear off the bone. He's done.

He didn't even make it through his first drive. I don't want to pile jets fans on but just as a neutral third party it's kind of funny. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy though. Can't wait for the inevitable podcast where he'll try to blame it on some conspiracy to weaken his Achilles with chemical weapons or mind rays or something.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 11, 2023, 09:47:47 PM
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rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major
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There's slo-mos on Twitter where you can fully see his Achilles tear off the bone. He's done.

He didn't even make it through his first drive. I don't want to pile jets fans on but just as a neutral third party it's kind of funny. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy though. Can't wait for the inevitable podcast where he'll try to blame it on some conspiracy to weaken his Achilles with chemical weapons or mind rays or something.

Yeah there’s something darkly hilarious about the coronation they were giving themselves with the HBO show and all this shit.   I think I would be happy if the Jets finally won the SB again but due to zero Aaron Rogers involvement
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 11, 2023, 10:13:56 PM
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rip Rodgers. that shit sucks. i'm not even a Jets nor Arod fan, but as a sports fan this sucks. hope it's not major
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There's slo-mos on Twitter where you can fully see his Achilles tear off the bone. He's done.

He didn't even make it through his first drive. I don't want to pile jets fans on but just as a neutral third party it's kind of funny. Couldn't happen to a nicer guy though. Can't wait for the inevitable podcast where he'll try to blame it on some conspiracy to weaken his Achilles with chemical weapons or mind rays or something.
yeah those slow-mos are brutal. can see that shit pop in 4k. his career is likely over
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 12, 2023, 06:43:58 AM
 The Rodgers memes on @nflmemes_ig are hilarious.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: The real veganshawn on September 12, 2023, 10:11:28 PM
Fucking Bengals
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 13, 2023, 01:48:17 AM
Not a good look for Joe Burrow after signing that big contract.

He's been my fantasy QB for a few years now and he was pretty mediocre on opening day last year too... I think he needs reps to find his rhythm but now that he doesn't play preseason he doesn't get as many. Plus he missed a good bit of camp with the injury this year...If there's one QB in the league I'm not worried about right now, it's Burrow.

Now, Kenny Pickett on the other hand...all the hype and he still has yet to show that he's got either a higher ceiling or can provide more consistent production than his backup (Trubiskey...who actually has a pro bowl season under his belt). Dude throws some of the absolute worst picks I've seen since Nathan Peterman.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 13, 2023, 06:32:25 PM
Glad he isn’t done.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CxJcE9NSJq0/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

That anecdote about him saying “Sorry, kid” after the game to Garrett Wilson got me in the feels.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 14, 2023, 03:10:09 PM
Excited for the Eagles & Vikings tonight. Not sure how y’all get anything done during football season. Between college & pro ball , scary how much time just disappears 
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 14, 2023, 03:28:47 PM
Excited for the Eagles & Vikings tonight. Not sure how y’all get anything done during football season. Between college & pro ball , scary how much time just disappears

Yeah, I’m not complaining but the ~5pm kickoff times on Thursdays are pretty distracting haha

Hopefully the Birds can get Swift more involved tonight- in theory he’s pretty familiar that Vikings defense.  Also I think Jalen Carter and Philly D-line could potentially feast against this depleted Vikings O line.  Fingers crossed our injuries on defense don’t set up the Vikings pass catchers for too big of an onslaught…
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 14, 2023, 09:49:20 PM
you spoke it into existence

go birds sic em sic em woof woof

Haha that was so sick.  Best night of Swift’s life, I’m sure, rushing for 175 yds in the home opener for his childhood team
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 15, 2023, 01:24:46 PM
Great Game. I’m concerned about The Eagles new offensive coordinator . 2 top tier receivers , top 5 tight end , & arguably one of the best O-Lines in the league. Hope he gets his act together, he inherited pure gold
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: BallDontLie on September 15, 2023, 02:49:54 PM
Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 15, 2023, 03:34:32 PM
Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..

We lost our DC and Chauncey Gardner Johnson.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 15, 2023, 03:49:13 PM
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Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..
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We lost our DC and Chauncey Gardner Johnson.

And we were without Nakobe Dean, James Bradberry, Reed Blankenship and Avonte Maddox (for most of night) so our back 7 wasn’t at full power.  I think Desai is way better than Gannon as a coordinator already.  Refs kept that game way closer than it should have been.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on September 15, 2023, 04:23:10 PM
Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..

SF and Philly are 1A and 1B I’d say, but I’m a Purdvert and I believe in the young Mr. Irrelevant.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 15, 2023, 05:20:59 PM
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Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..
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SF and Philly are 1A and 1B I’d say, but I’m a Purdvert and I believe in the young Mr. Irrelevant.

But do you believe in his O-line? 😂
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: BallDontLie on September 15, 2023, 08:29:12 PM
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Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..
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SF and Philly are 1A and 1B I’d say, but I’m a Purdvert and I believe in the young Mr. Irrelevant.
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But do you believe in his O-line? 😂

9ers and the Jets are the most complete to me, but i think teams have enough film on Purdy to make proper adjustments…i say that after they smoked Pitt 30-7 (i took Pittsburgh’s D/st in fantasy sigh) lol so that’s actually a perfect grade. It’s SF Philly 1 a 1 b…

But if i can have anything, it’s Dallas to choke in either the wild card or divisional round…
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 16, 2023, 06:37:13 AM
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Philly is the Easy choice for the NFC imo. Offense is just too stacked… but I thought their defense was better? Did they lose key players? Can’t remember their rank last season..
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SF and Philly are 1A and 1B I’d say, but I’m a Purdvert and I believe in the young Mr. Irrelevant.
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But do you believe in his O-line? 😂
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9ers and the Jets are the most complete to me, but i think teams have enough film on Purdy to make proper adjustments…i say that after they smoked Pitt 30-7 (i took Pittsburgh’s D/st in fantasy sigh) lol so that’s actually a perfect grade. It’s SF Philly 1 a 1 b…

But if i can have anything, it’s Dallas to choke in either the wild card or divisional round…

Steelers D still put up some points at least, sometimes that's about all you can ask against a top flight offense like SF. I rolled with them for a large part of last year and have them in one of my leagues and they're shaky to watch (there is maybe no worse coached team in the NFL despite what the media likes to say) but there's enough talent that they get to the QB and force turnovers very frequently.

Watt is a threat to break the sack record again if he's healthy all year and Fitzpatrick is the best safety in the league even though he doesn't get a ton of love in the talking head shows. Losing Cam for 8 weeks might hurt their run stopping but they're in the wrong formation half the time anyways so it probably won't change much.

Im gonna give them another week or two before I switch to streaming.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: BallDontLie on September 16, 2023, 08:35:05 AM
In all fairness too, SF is a good team. Any defense will get gassed when the offense can’t stay on the field. I’ve watched the Texans since their inception lol

Thought this was pretty interesting…

“ In 27 of Canada's 36 games as offensive coordinator, the Steelers offense has failed to reach 20 points. The group has also never accumulated more than 400 yards in a game. ”

https://www.si.com/nfl/steelers/news/stephen-smith-calls-pittsburgh-steelers-head-coach-mike-tomlin

Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: ilovegay on September 16, 2023, 03:45:06 PM
Not really NFL related, but Coach Prime for 2024 President is an actually candidacy I can get behind.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 16, 2023, 04:54:12 PM
Not really NFL related, but Coach Prime for 2024 President is an actually candidacy I can get behind.

Yeah I can’t think of any current issues in government caused by electing some idiot because he could win college football games
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 01:18:19 AM
In all fairness too, SF is a good team. Any defense will get gassed when the offense can’t stay on the field. I’ve watched the Texans since their inception lol

Thought this was pretty interesting…

“ In 27 of Canada's 36 games as offensive coordinator, the Steelers offense has failed to reach 20 points. The group has also never accumulated more than 400 yards in a game. ”

https://www.si.com/nfl/steelers/news/stephen-smith-calls-pittsburgh-steelers-head-coach-mike-tomlin

Its so much worse than just that. He only has a job because he gave Tomlins son a full ride during the one year he had as interim head coach at Maryland before being fired for being terrible at it. In fact he's never been a successful coach anywhere he's gone and it's so easy to see why when you watch week to week. Pure nepotism at its finest.

People here either don't know about it or just tolerate it because we have a tradition of not firing head coaches. It's really sad that what is one of the most successful teams in history has been reduced to the mediocrity we've seen the last 3-4 years. With the talent on that roster they should be making playoff runs every year.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 17, 2023, 02:47:56 PM
Chargers can never win a close game. Hopefully Staley is let go if we continue to suck ass
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 17, 2023, 02:55:28 PM
Chargers can never win a close game. Hopefully Staley is let go if we continue to suck ass

And you have the perfect interim/successor in Kellen Moore.  Need an offensive minded coach these days anyway, otherwise you usually lose them to another team as their HC.  Staley’s success with the Rams was quite overblown, no?  Wasn’t it Wade Phillips’ D basically?
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 17, 2023, 03:49:10 PM
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Chargers can never win a close game. Hopefully Staley is let go if we continue to suck ass
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And you have the perfect interim/successor in Kellen Moore.  Need an offensive minded coach these days anyway, otherwise you usually lose them to another team as their HC.  Staley’s success with the Rams was quite overblown, no?  Wasn’t it Wade Phillips’ D basically?
all i know is Staley was hyped up to be some young defensive mastermind and our defense is atrocious. I agree that Kellen Moore is a good replacement cuz that dude is an elite OC. I don't understand how we can have so much talent on the defensive side and be no good. We need a change soon, and that probably means Staley. Also, Herbert's gotta be able to lead us down the field in crunch time. Dude's a beast but we have to win games asap.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on September 17, 2023, 05:31:28 PM
You guys think Rodgers can get back in time for playoffs like he’s claiming?  Obviously conditional on Jets making playoffs in his absence. 

Funny how now he embraces the marvels of modern medicine when he couldn’t be bothered before.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 17, 2023, 06:07:42 PM
Baker Baker Baker
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 17, 2023, 07:03:20 PM
You guys think Rodgers can get back in time for playoffs like he’s claiming?  Obviously conditional on Jets making playoffs in his absence. 

Funny how now he embraces the marvels of modern medicine when he couldn’t be bothered before.

There's zero chance theyre making the playoffs unless Zach Wilson suddenly takes a massive, totally unexpected step forward. It was already going to be tough even with Rodgers. They're in a division with the Bills, Dolphins, and Pats who are all potential playoff teams in their own right and id pick all of them to beat them head to head as well.

Burrow is starting to worry me. It's like he's scared to throw deep balls anymore and just defaults to dinking without ever getting to the dunk. I'm doubly worried since Chase was my first pick in one of my leagues and half his game is slipping behind the zone.

James Cook looks legit as fuck. What's with giving both the rushing TD attempts to his backups? I bet he would have punched those both in with ease. If they're smart they'll feed him and ride him to the playoffs just like Minnesota did with Dalvin.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 18, 2023, 07:34:19 AM
Had a shitty workweek. Mother in law dropped her preteen kids off for a couple days (they're great but a lot). My toddler is getting a cold and is incredibly fussy. Yesterday my girl decides to take them all to the museum and I get some rare alone time.

Cleaned up the apartment and threw some ice-cold water in the bong. Threw on my Lamar jersey. Got 5/10 stoned, got the Ravens game on. Ate some salami. Made a great cup of coffee. Ate the greatest cannoli I've ever had in my life. Watched the ravens actually make open field tackles. Watched the Ravens not drop deep balls. Watched the Ravens not gratuitously turn the ball over. Watched Lamar bail us out with his legs. Even got to watch Clowney make a near-goal line stop. Felt a sense of contentment and peace I haven't felt for years.

Nice and cozy rainy day with some Zaza, some good food, and the Ravens not disappointing me in the worst way. 2-0 baby
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 18, 2023, 09:45:26 AM
Had a shitty workweek. Mother in law dropped her preteen kids off for a couple days (they're great but a lot). My toddler is getting a cold and is incredibly fussy. Yesterday my girl decides to take them all to the museum and I get some rare alone time.

Cleaned up the apartment and threw some ice-cold water in the bong. Threw on my Lamar jersey. Got 5/10 stoned, got the Ravens game on. Ate some salami. Made a great cup of coffee. Ate the greatest cannoli I've ever had in my life. Watched the ravens actually make open field tackles. Watched the Ravens not drop deep balls. Watched the Ravens not gratuitously turn the ball over. Watched Lamar bail us out with his legs. Even got to watch Clowney make a near-goal line stop. Felt a sense of contentment and peace I haven't felt for years.

Nice and cozy rainy day with some Zaza, some good food, and the Ravens not disappointing me in the worst way. 2-0 baby
happy for you Sizzle, sounds like a much needed self-care day
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Ponzischeme on September 18, 2023, 12:22:17 PM
The first few weeks of every season are always hard to gauge. Usually by week 4 you have a good idea. Sabersim is pretty good but expensive if you’re into DFS.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Silky Johnson on September 18, 2023, 08:41:46 PM
Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 18, 2023, 08:57:45 PM
Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
that shit was awful. whole knee gone
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Silky Johnson on September 18, 2023, 09:05:24 PM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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that shit was awful. whole knee gone
Yeah I came across another angle of the injury and damn I can see why they chose not to replay on the broadcast. Such an avoidable injury too, not saying Fitzpatrick did it on purpose but there's no need to go that low when he was already wrapped up.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 18, 2023, 09:10:01 PM
Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.

Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 19, 2023, 08:59:16 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.

fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 19, 2023, 02:24:13 PM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb

Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PAWL on September 19, 2023, 07:19:18 PM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future

/boom roasted
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 19, 2023, 07:32:08 PM
riding with a yinzer gets ur birds card revoked, maybe they dont tell u that in jersey...
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 19, 2023, 07:39:44 PM
Cleveland is probably going to bring Kareem Hunt back.

Also, never forget that Mike Vick pulled the whole Ron Mexico thing. People get mad about the dogs, but Ron Mexico was pretty heinous.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: parasocial skater on September 20, 2023, 11:22:27 AM
riding with a yinzer gets ur birds card revoked, maybe they dont tell u that in jersey...

the jersey ban committee is speaking on this matter


go birds
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 20, 2023, 03:06:05 PM
Thoughts on Justin Fields coaching comments? Really thought Da Bears move in the right direction this year. And their DC resigns . Imploding already
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on September 20, 2023, 03:40:03 PM
Im fine with JF1 calling out the shitty coaching, seems like Flus pretty much never says anything of substance and some of those play calls were dogshit (not that fields played well Bc he made some dumb decisions too).

More concerned if the D coordinator rumors are true… If they are this may be worse than the Trestman years. The Bears franchise sucks and I hate that I’m a fan.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 21, 2023, 03:17:50 AM
Im fine with JF1 calling out the shitty coaching, seems like Flus pretty much never says anything of substance and some of those play calls were dogshit (not that fields played well Bc he made some dumb decisions too).

More concerned if the D coordinator rumors are true… If they are this may be worse than the Trestman years. The Bears franchise sucks and I hate that I’m a fan.

He resigned. Probably the best thing he could do in the situation.

Yeah chicago really need to perform with the talent they've invested in. As shit as their D is, on paper that team should be able to win shootouts. They have talent at every position (including 3 backs I think could start on most teams) and their run game was almost titan-esque at times last year. Honestly I think they need to go back to just pounding it 50 times a game and control the game clock. Use Foreman as a poor man's Derrick Henry and wear down the D, then Fields and Herbert handle the outside stuff for chunk plays. Roschon can do everything so he could be a specialist third down back and spell the others while getting used to the week to week grind of the NFL.

I have Fields in 2 of my money leagues and I'd be lying if I wasn't getting a little nervous about it haha. I picked up AR15 in one but I'm going to have to seriously consider grabbing Russ/Geno/Purdy or maybe even *shudders with credit commercial ptsd* Baker.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on September 23, 2023, 06:18:37 PM
Rooting for Colorado however after seeing The Oregon Coach’s pregame speech on Sportscenter Insta wow not even bummed
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: BallDontLie on September 24, 2023, 12:56:05 PM
Rooting for Colorado however after seeing The Oregon Coach’s pregame speech on Sportscenter Insta wow not even bummed

“They’re playing for clicks, we’re playing for wins. We do our winning on the grass, not Hollywood”. That speech fired me up too lmao
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Pony_Slaystation on September 25, 2023, 06:33:32 PM
70-20. 726 total offensive yards. That is just brutal lol. Denver’s defensive coordinator will never have a good night’s sleep again after that.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 25, 2023, 08:21:20 PM
E A G L E S
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on September 25, 2023, 08:24:22 PM
70-20. 726 total offensive yards. That is just brutal lol. Denver’s defensive coordinator will never have a good night’s sleep again after that.

They should flex the Bears Broncos next week to prime time that’s gonna be must see tv
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: parasocial skater on September 26, 2023, 08:10:15 AM
go birds
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 26, 2023, 09:25:35 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 26, 2023, 04:35:09 PM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm

I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 26, 2023, 09:04:24 PM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
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I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
I’m astounded you guys built two museums in your city, one for ketchup and one for fucking andy Warhol, sizzle 2 hill people 0
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 27, 2023, 10:11:28 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
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I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
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I’m astounded you guys built two museums in your city, one for ketchup and one for fucking andy Warhol, sizzle 2 hill people 0

https://carnegiemuseums.org/

I'd tell you to recheck that score, but I don't want you to have an aneurysm trying to count past 2.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 27, 2023, 10:29:46 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
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I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
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I’m astounded you guys built two museums in your city, one for ketchup and one for fucking andy Warhol, sizzle 2 hill people 0
[close]

https://carnegiemuseums.org/

I'd tell you to recheck that score, but I don't want you to have an aneurysm trying to count past 2.
why don’t you go take a 2 in your weird basement toilet you guys built because indoor plumbing was too much for y*nzers to handle, sizzle 3 peeburgh 0
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2023, 03:07:40 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
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I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
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I’m astounded you guys built two museums in your city, one for ketchup and one for fucking andy Warhol, sizzle 2 hill people 0
[close]

https://carnegiemuseums.org/

I'd tell you to recheck that score, but I don't want you to have an aneurysm trying to count past 2.
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why don’t you go take a 2 in your weird basement toilet you guys built because indoor plumbing was too much for y*nzers to handle, sizzle 3 peeburgh 0

Yes, we tend to have more than one toilet and build museums to our inhabitants that change the world. What a great series of insults. You're really killing me here with these well crafted zingers.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 28, 2023, 08:47:54 AM
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Poor Chubb man. Dudes one of my favorites, sad to see him go down so early in the season with what seemed like a pretty serious injury.
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Yeah he's the first Brown I've liked/respected for a long time, and I know I'm not the only yinzer who feels that way. I think he's been the best pure runner in football for the past few years and you never want to see someone so incredibly talented go down like that.

Pretty sure that's the knee he blew out in college that made some people hesitant to draft him too, so I think the fear is he tore everything again. From the way it was bent I can't imagine the support structures aren't damaged if not destroyed, plus the way he didn't really react until he tried to move it and then started screaming makes me wonder if it wasn't pain he was responding to but the realization of what just happened.

Pickett was abysmal but man Watson looked so shit too. Totally worth the guaranteed 230mil they gave him....couldn't happen to a nicer guy or classier organization.
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fightin' words from the team with a multi decade rapist qb
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Roethlisberger always maintained his innocence, was never convicted of or even charged with anything, and only settled with one. That's not even getting into the fact that the lake Tahoe one was more or less proven to be a hotel employee trying to cash in after hooking up with him. She named 9 people in her lawsuit but somehow failed to remember that she'd openly bragged about sleeping with him and how she was hoping she had gotten pregnant to several coworkers prior to deciding to file her lawsuit. The Georgia one was also bullshit according to all of the bartenders and witnesses there, and when you read their accounts it sounds a lot more like a drunk sorority girl who got jealous that she wasn't the only chick trying to hook up with him that night. There's a reason that case got thrown out the second they actually went in front of a judge. Regardless of your personal biases, a reasonable person has to at least entertain the possibility that he's innocent. Regardless, he lost several endorsements over it and clearly learned his lesson about putting himself in those situations.

Watson on the other hand preyed on potentially hundreds of women he assumed were sex workers (despite many of them actually being licensed masseuses and PTs), continued to harass them even after they made it clear they weren't interested, and then had to pay them all off because he was guilty as all hell. And the upstanding folks in Cleveland decided to award $230 of guaranteed money to him so I'm sure he's totally learned his lesson.

Im sure your brain is absolutely fried by the concept of nuance, but maybe at least do some basic due diligence before posting in the future
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log off y*nzer your pizzas getting warm
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I'm absolutely astounded that you didn't say "you're pizza". Proud of you dude.
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I’m astounded you guys built two museums in your city, one for ketchup and one for fucking andy Warhol, sizzle 2 hill people 0
[close]

https://carnegiemuseums.org/

I'd tell you to recheck that score, but I don't want you to have an aneurysm trying to count past 2.
[close]
why don’t you go take a 2 in your weird basement toilet you guys built because indoor plumbing was too much for y*nzers to handle, sizzle 3 peeburgh 0
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Yes, we tend to have more than one toilet and build museums to our inhabitants that change the world. What a great series of insults. You're really killing me here with these well crafted zingers.
*david attenborough voice* the gormless midwesterner has no natural defense for the marylander’s acerbic wit. thoroughly bested in this exchange, he will return to his ramshackle mountainside lean-to to smoke weed and then write a five paragraph review of the weed to post on an archaic web 1.0 skateboarding forum for some reason
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 28, 2023, 11:07:43 AM
PA is mid-west?
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 28, 2023, 11:34:50 AM
PA is mid-west?

Pittsburgh is pretty much ohio
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on September 28, 2023, 01:02:17 PM
PA is mid-west?
everything but LA and NY is midwest
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2023, 02:01:19 PM
PA is mid-west?

Shhh, I know I'm punching down here, but he keeps saying something progressively stupider with every post and I want to see how far we can go.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 28, 2023, 02:28:37 PM
pittsburgh is closer to detroit than the ocean
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sizzle on September 28, 2023, 03:35:35 PM
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PA is mid-west?
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Shhh, I know I'm punching down here, but he keeps saying something progressively stupider with every post and I want to see how far we can go.

awfully condescending for someone who couldn’t muster up a single pithy comeback despite replying four times
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 28, 2023, 03:45:14 PM
pittsburgh is closer to detroit than the ocean

New York is closer to Virginia than Maine so it's obviously a southern city and not in the northeast then, right?

If you want to get really specific, we're Mid-Atlantic...but going by the most accurate geographic classification system in US History, wrestling territories, we're northeast.

Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 28, 2023, 07:14:36 PM
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pittsburgh is closer to detroit than the ocean
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New York is closer to Virginia than Maine so it's obviously a southern city and not in the northeast then, right?

If you want to get really specific, we're Mid-Atlantic...but going by the most accurate geographic classification system in US History, wrestling territories, we're northeast.

Los Angeles is further south than Atlanta
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 28, 2023, 08:11:08 PM
which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 29, 2023, 02:06:49 AM
which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard
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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: scab on September 29, 2023, 02:13:10 AM
Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

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That's exactly what it was like opening this thread wanting to talk about the Lions' 3-1 start.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on September 29, 2023, 05:07:41 AM
David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on September 29, 2023, 09:10:36 AM
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which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard
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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?

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Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on September 29, 2023, 12:24:55 PM
David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.

That Lions O line was giving him gaps big enough that Jaws wouldn’t ollie them. Montys a great player, but even Barry sanders had a quote saying with those running lanes he wished he was still playing.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on September 30, 2023, 12:33:17 AM
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which one of you is gonna cum first, you're both slurping each other pretty hard
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Sounds like someone is jealous. If you tried just not being wrong once in a while someone might agree with you too.

Wasn't this supposed to be a football thread?
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David Montgomery looking like prime Derrick Henry. The Bears offensive scheme and Justin Fields really do limit rushing production elsewhere.
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That Lions O line was giving him gaps big enough that Jaws wouldn’t ollie them. Montys a great player, but even Barry sanders had a quote saying with those running lanes he wished he was still playing.

Did the bears gut their scouting department in the regime swap? I've always been impressed with their ability to find productive backs no one else seems to pay attention to like Forte, Jordan Howard, and Monty. I'm wondering if Roschon might be the next one in that line eventually, but we saw last year that Herbert is too good to sit and if they ever get their shit together offensively I expect him to start ripping chunk plays again. I don't understand why they don't just feed him screens or have Fields dump to him as a 4th read as a default, get that dude some space and let his vision and first step do the rest. It feels like every play I've watched this year he's running straight into a stacked box.

Ive always liked the bears so i almost feel bad about fleecing them for Chase Claypool. Ben made him look like the next big thing (much like he did with Martavis Bryant) but I don't know if he's got the mindset to put in the work necessary to get to that point. I think physically speaking hes capable of being an elite receiver but mentally he went from quiet canadian kid to publicly stating "I'm a top 3 wr in this league" real fuckin quick. Then again, with Pickett's accuracy we could probably use as many big bodied jump ball specialists as we can find.

Have you heard anything about Tarik Cohen coming back with the Panthers? Its a great story and impossible not to root for the guy but it's definitely going to be interesting to see how he looks. I can't imagine coming back with a new ACL, MCL, and Achilles won't sap some of the quickness that made him so dangerous,
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on October 01, 2023, 04:57:46 PM
That Eagles game exciting . Caught the tail end of it …. Wow
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on October 09, 2023, 07:02:15 AM
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Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on October 13, 2023, 09:07:46 AM
Thoughts on Russel Wilson? Last year? 

13-22, 95 yards , 2 picks  :-X
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 14, 2023, 03:01:42 AM
Thoughts on Russel Wilson? Last year? 

13-22, 95 yards , 2 picks  :-X

I think he's a symptom, not the disease. He looked somewhat like his old self the first couple weeks but he has one of the absolute worst defenses in the league to try and prop up so teams know they can just pin their ears back and dare him to make pinpoint throws. He's not as good as people thought he was but he's still a very competent QB, albeit one that needs a supporting cast. I have him in that same sort of tier as Stafford, Goff, Tannehill tier where it seems like he'll win as long as everyone else shows up but hes not good enough to basically single handedly beat teams like Mahomes and Allen. Probably somewhere in that 10-12 range if I was ranking starting QBs.

The broncos are just a mess organizationally and Payton looks like the game has passed him by. I'm not sure why teams want to throw money at these guys who fuck off to play TV star...has it ever worked out? I can't think of any off the top of my head, it always seems like they're stuck in whatever year they retired in.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Mean salto on October 23, 2023, 04:40:04 AM
fraud miami dolphins systematically ground to dust at the linc on steez night
Why fraud Miami dolphins?
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on October 23, 2023, 12:23:28 PM
Was at the Ravens game yesterday. It was glorious to be there and witness the Ravens dominate on all levels. Let’s hope this continues.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on October 23, 2023, 02:08:23 PM
It’s wild the Titans organization would still be willing to trade with us after the AJ Brown deal.  Howie is a first ballot Hall of Fame GM at this point.  Byard fits so nicely into the Birds’ secondary.  Plus the kid was born in Philly before he moved to Georgia as a teen.  Also went to the same college as our other safety Reed Blankenship, Middle Tennesee, so tons of connectivity with the team.  And to get him for only a 5th and 6th round pick is absurd.  Apologies to any Titans fans out there, this trade is ridiculously lopsided.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on October 23, 2023, 02:29:40 PM
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fraud miami dolphins systematically ground to dust at the linc on steez night
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Why fraud Miami dolphins?
Miami missing 3 of their starters on OLine plus 2 of their top defensive players. The Dolphins played very well. Majority of the game close
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on October 23, 2023, 06:14:56 PM
The broncos are just a mess organizationally and Payton looks like the game has passed him by. I'm not sure why teams want to throw money at these guys who fuck off to play TV star...has it ever worked out? I can't think of any off the top of my head, it always seems like they're stuck in whatever year they retired in.

You really nailed it with this ^ Dude is one step short of Urban Meyer as far as post-TV return to football meltdowns go, since he’s at least had major success in the NFL before and still hasn’t pulled half the bullshit Urban managed to in his brief time in the league.

A quote from Sean Payton today: “That was a good win for us and yet I’m driving home last night, heading to get sushi - I don’t like sushi - and finding myself circling around the parking lot, “Why can’t I be happy?’ Well you’re searching for that perfect game. I’m just that way.''
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on November 26, 2023, 09:53:59 AM
Upset alert… Bengals take out Steelers. Feels like gonna be some chaos around the league today. Poor Lions, forever cursed on Thanksgiving. 7 straight losses

Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on December 18, 2023, 08:02:33 PM
Let’s Open Up This Pit….

Eagles the biggest disappointment . Elite OLINE, top 3 Receiver with Senor Brown, Heisman winner underrated young blood receiver lining up next to him, more than competent TE, major respectable stoic proven QB. Then Tush Push your identity & the way yall playing this year as a whole … underperforming
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: ungzilla on December 18, 2023, 08:14:25 PM
oh no the integrity of fantasy football
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on December 19, 2023, 01:21:20 AM
oh no the integrity of fantasy football
The Integrity of Fantasy Football > Eagles
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Kook Me Amadeus on December 19, 2023, 01:26:06 AM
Eagles the biggest disappointment

We agree.  It seems easiest to blame Brian Johnson but I’m not sure that’s all there is to it.
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: addie pray on December 19, 2023, 08:49:48 AM
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oh no the integrity of fantasy football
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The Integrity of Fantasy Football > Eagles

die slow muthafuckaaaa
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: rawr1922 on January 28, 2024, 10:05:32 PM
Emotionally exhausted from today’s games & the season in general. All the teams I like lost through out the playoffs or didn’t even make the playoffs. I can’t stand the Chiefs. They like the new Patriots. Are we gonna be terrorized by Mahomes & Co for the next 10 years  :-X
 
Joe Burrow = Mahomes kryptonite   
The Chargers make waves with Jim Harbaugh 
Looking forward to next season

Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: PatrickSkateman on February 10, 2024, 09:17:02 AM
Got a hearty laugh out of this because it’s true and understated.

 https://twitter.com/brendendeeg_/status/1755994509513503024?s=42 (https://twitter.com/brendendeeg_/status/1755994509513503024?s=42)
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 10, 2024, 09:55:51 PM
Russell Wilson to Steelers
Mac Jones to Jags
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 11, 2024, 11:38:57 AM
Russell Wilson to Steelers
Mac Jones to Jags

Cousins to Falcons
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: doomstation55 on March 11, 2024, 12:43:35 PM
Chiefs resign long snapper James Winchester
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: easymoneysniper on March 11, 2024, 01:11:57 PM
free agency firing up. lots of big moves already
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 11, 2024, 02:07:07 PM
Chiefs resign long snapper James Winchester

I believe they also signed the ex Bills kicker that had those SA trials that he was cleared of
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 11, 2024, 02:08:47 PM
Saquon Barkley is an Eggle
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on March 16, 2024, 03:58:18 PM
Russell Wilson and Justin Fields are Steelers, Pickett is an Eagle
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: Atiba Applebum on April 03, 2024, 11:02:57 AM
Stefon Diggs to Texans
Title: Re: 2023-24 NFL Season
Post by: LeDave on April 03, 2024, 11:49:22 AM
Huge Vikings fan here, every year is heartache and sadness.

https://youtu.be/cQywZYoGB1g?si=q2IuXKyUSkDc0b6S