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Title: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: pugmaster on December 08, 2023, 07:29:32 PM
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Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: fuck_that_guy on December 08, 2023, 08:07:13 PM
fuck that guy
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Lame_Nigga on December 08, 2023, 08:16:37 PM
Please… America, just elect someone competent for one time.

Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: ToySanta on December 09, 2023, 09:56:24 AM
This is a bad idea. The ego is a helluva drug.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on December 09, 2023, 01:49:53 PM
To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG

Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on December 09, 2023, 02:27:35 PM
Only if Mandkind is his VP
Rock and Sock connection ‘24 🇺🇸
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: 323-BALM on December 09, 2023, 03:19:50 PM
Liver King for Secretary of Energy
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Coastal Fever on December 09, 2023, 04:34:56 PM
I feel like Dwayne The Rock
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Plan9Customs on December 09, 2023, 06:03:28 PM
Please… America, just elect someone competent for one time.

I hear you on that but we’ve got Dick Tater and Huggy Bear. Time to just burn everything and end this sad joke.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: EdLawndale on December 09, 2023, 07:59:37 PM
I heard he's a Republican so no thanks.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 09, 2023, 10:38:16 PM
Drop the bomb
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: S. on December 09, 2023, 10:57:39 PM
To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG

Uh, remember all the dumb and racist shit Trump said?
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: radcunt on December 09, 2023, 11:13:02 PM
The Cock
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on December 09, 2023, 11:19:18 PM
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To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG
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Uh, remember all the dumb and racist shit Trump said?

Trump is white and inarticulate. His racism was celebrated by half the country that felt like he was telling it like it is. You’d be a fool to believe the Rock or any non-white candidate would be given the same grace.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: S. on December 10, 2023, 12:06:59 AM
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To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG
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Uh, remember all the dumb and racist shit Trump said?
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Trump is white and inarticulate. His racism was celebrated by half the country that felt like he was telling it like it is. You’d be a fool to believe the Rock or any non-white candidate would be given the same grace.

Maybe. But if he ran for the republicans, do you think the liberals would attack a popular black guy? Not saying they wouldn‘t, but it would be a bit more difficult. I know that Chapelle got some shit for using homophobia and transphobia in his act- but cancelled he was not.

Anyway: Carmacho 2025: “He‘s gonna fix everything!“
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Dante Bichette on December 10, 2023, 03:21:52 AM
The Cock

Dick “The Cock” Johnson
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: JANUS on December 10, 2023, 04:59:16 AM
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Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Síota on December 10, 2023, 10:52:48 AM
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Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on December 10, 2023, 11:55:37 AM
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To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG
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Uh, remember all the dumb and racist shit Trump said?
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Trump is white and inarticulate. His racism was celebrated by half the country that felt like he was telling it like it is. You’d be a fool to believe the Rock or any non-white candidate would be given the same grace.
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Maybe. But if he ran for the republicans, do you think the liberals would attack a popular black guy? Not saying they wouldn‘t, but it would be a bit more difficult. I know that Chapelle got some shit for using homophobia and transphobia in his act- but cancelled he was not.

Anyway: Carmacho 2025: “He‘s gonna fix everything!“

The left is far less likely to use the crass nature of his WWE character against him, you’re correct in that sense. I was thinking more about the character assassination tactics right wingers like to use on minorities (which he would still experience during the primaries).

But make no mistake, the left absolutely WOULD attack a well liked black person though. They’re particularly good at framing right wing minorities as “not (insert race) enough” or some form of hypocrite or traitor because their views may not be consistent with whatever socioeconomic stereotype that’s associated with that candidate’s race/ethnicity.

Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Natas_Fauxas on December 10, 2023, 05:29:38 PM
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1000%

We are close to brawndo time.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: fineslime on December 10, 2023, 05:39:31 PM
this incarnation of humanity is disgraceful. we know nothing about the world around us and how it works, we pay for energy, we are taught to hate each other. if the rock is positioned and pushed as some sort of leader... I want no part of it.

I am not normally disgusted, but I am disgusted at the thought of the rock, "leading," us. the same dude who is profiting from all those people losing everything in Hawaii.

if you think any of these people actually matter, open your eyes. they are money hungry, narcissistic, evil human beings.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: Uncle Flea on December 11, 2023, 07:23:18 PM
No even crack jokes could help the republican party.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: ToySanta on December 12, 2023, 07:32:27 AM
The Rock has clauses in his acting contract to never lose a fight or receive more punches than he gives. Same with Jason Statham.

You notice he never really kisses anyone either. At least not too passionately or for too long. He’s gotta remain neutral and available to his fans.

No way this man has a stance on how to lead an entire fucking nation.

If any of these dunces were in it for anything but their wallets and egos, they’d volunteer at a fucking soup kitchen or something.

Kick rocks, Dwayne. Not interested.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: krookedjuice on December 12, 2023, 09:26:11 AM
Only if Mandkind is his VP
Rock and Sock connection ‘24 🇺🇸

this
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: S. on December 12, 2023, 01:49:37 PM
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To be fair he would be better than the last two guys.

But he’ll never win. He made a hermaphrodite joke in 2001.

 https://youtu.be/Ah_ebwXpvTw?si=z0g8A2OJY4GIrlcG
[close]

Uh, remember all the dumb and racist shit Trump said?
[close]

Trump is white and inarticulate. His racism was celebrated by half the country that felt like he was telling it like it is. You’d be a fool to believe the Rock or any non-white candidate would be given the same grace.
[close]

Maybe. But if he ran for the republicans, do you think the liberals would attack a popular black guy? Not saying they wouldn‘t, but it would be a bit more difficult. I know that Chapelle got some shit for using homophobia and transphobia in his act- but cancelled he was not.

Anyway: Carmacho 2025: “He‘s gonna fix everything!“
[close]

The left is far less likely to use the crass nature of his WWE character against him, you’re correct in that sense. I was thinking more about the character assassination tactics right wingers like to use on minorities (which he would still experience during the primaries).

But make no mistake, the left absolutely WOULD attack a well liked black person though. They’re particularly good at framing right wing minorities as “not (insert race) enough” or some form of hypocrite or traitor because their views may not be consistent with whatever socioeconomic stereotype that’s associated with that candidate’s race/ethnicity.

Yes. Politics has completely morphed into public relations and advertisement. No doubt It would all be on the table if he actually became a viable candidate. But this machine was definitely upset by Trump winning the presidency. He didn’t care about liberal Twitter calling him racist every day and CNN and the New York Times trying to stop him. Opinions are now largely measured, molded and changed on social media platforms and by the alternative media personalities like Rogan, Shapiro or Alex Jones. They didn’t oppose Trump or supported him. If the Rock was backed by the right people he would have a chance.

It really feels like a strange world right now: So many real problems, so much outrage, crises everywhere, everything is politicized and nothing ever really changes. It was probably this sentiment (plus ALOT of racism!) that Trump weaponized to get elected.

I hope the Democrats get their shit together and find someone better and YOUNGER than Biden to win the presidency.
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: pugmaster on December 12, 2023, 08:54:03 PM
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Hahaha! I watched Idiocracy for the first time about a year ago. Absoluetly crazy how well it stands up in current times.


If you have not seen it, it is a must watch. Here it is for free on YouTube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tv5shB4Gg0 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tv5shB4Gg0)
Title: Re: Pretty sure The Rock is finna run for president
Post by: FUBAR on December 14, 2023, 02:28:41 AM
If elected, he has to talk to the leadership of N Korea, China, Russia, etc like Rick Flair. Can I get a WOOOO!?