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Title: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Edward Penishands on June 03, 2007, 07:41:46 PM
emerica reynolds 3-everyone loves these but i couldn't get used to mine no matter how much i loved the way they looked, skated like poop

vans fairline-bulky, puffy, weird toe, crappy boardfeel, sole caved in to the shape of my foot so i had no board feel except for my heel and toes exactly where i didn't want it

nike sb e-cue-just look at it
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: HUSH on June 03, 2007, 07:46:11 PM
The E-Cue was one of the worst looking shoes, but they skated great. Those were some durable ass shoes.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Edward Penishands on June 03, 2007, 07:53:42 PM
The E-Cue was one of the worst looking shoes, but they skated great. Those were some durable ass shoes.

i don't know, i'm a fan of boardfeel so they didn't work out with me
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: mikefork on June 03, 2007, 07:54:00 PM
any sole tech vulc shoe. they fall apart like no other. either the heel will start to bubble and then the bottom of the sole will fall off or you may get lucky and have your whole entire sole fall right off at once

we got some ipaths a long time ago where the sole would fall right off in a matter of days

then you have any tech, thick soled, ugly shoe from 99
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: keeper of the lair on June 03, 2007, 08:00:17 PM
how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: jrock on June 03, 2007, 08:03:24 PM
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The E-Cue was one of the worst looking shoes, but they skated great. Those were some durable ass shoes.
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i don't know, i'm a fan of boardfeel so they didn't work out with me

that shoe made my ankles bleed.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Rob C. on June 03, 2007, 08:03:49 PM
how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
That goes without saying.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: coreyquinn on June 03, 2007, 08:39:31 PM
i dont like the dc vulc shoes
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: isaac on June 03, 2007, 09:44:14 PM
anyone one remember Zero2 shoes? all vegan velco shits?
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: leon on June 03, 2007, 09:45:23 PM
anyone one remember Zero2 shoes? all vegan velco shits?

no
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Penis_Monster on June 03, 2007, 09:47:29 PM
the AndyMac shoes available exclusively at PayLess (it also comes with a trick-tip video)
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: hamhead on June 03, 2007, 09:51:42 PM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.

Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: bentmode on June 03, 2007, 09:55:31 PM
the entire 4ce line.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on June 03, 2007, 10:02:34 PM
accelerates before they were recalled
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: jrock on June 03, 2007, 10:15:05 PM
anyone one remember Zero2 shoes? all vegan velco shits?

YES!  they had the replacable ollie pads and they ran what was probably one of the best ads ever in a skate magazine, the one with the slaughtered cow head with the eyeballs still attached that said "if you're not wearing zero two, you're wearing part of her"...please someone dig up and post that ad
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: wallie on June 03, 2007, 10:32:12 PM
they had sheffey and mike v.
who else rode for em?
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: SLUTBALL on June 03, 2007, 10:50:15 PM
kenny anderson v1
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Alexactly on June 03, 2007, 11:39:48 PM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)

HAHAHA shit dude, hamhead on a righteous crus to call this place on it's bullshit and herd-like mentality, by employing the same sarcastic list and link trick as EVERYONE else who thinks them self a maverick for having noticed the consensus.

I mean, sure, it becomes over kill when there are 5 threads on the front page about how Sheckler is human garbage, and every time there's a shoe thread people say something negative about the d3, but I'd much rather this be this case than see people supporting inexcusable and disgusting shit. It's like the sensitivity training at work: sure the classes are boring and tedious, but it's much better than an workplace environment filled with constant racism and sexual harassment.
 
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Matze on June 03, 2007, 11:47:12 PM
this converse shoe line in the end of the 90s ... no grip overall
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: bobjohn on June 04, 2007, 01:15:24 AM
Back in the day:

Madrid Vans--worst collaboration ever
Vision Street Wear--everyone wore them, but no mid-sole support and fell apart
Converse Weapons--no board feel
Nike Dunks (original)--too thick, yet wore out uppers in days. now worth thousands, go figure.
Airwalks in general (especially any model that used the pterodactil mascot).
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: penknife on June 04, 2007, 02:03:37 AM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)



You're a shit poster as well, but that list made my day
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: max power on June 04, 2007, 04:48:18 AM
i really hated the lakai soca's i had

i thought the first dvs dills were really bad too.

koston 3's sucked and koston 1's were way overrated
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: weigen wagen on June 04, 2007, 06:26:44 AM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)
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HAHAHA shit dude, hamhead on a righteous crus to call this place on it's bullshit and herd-like mentality, by employing the same sarcastic list and link trick as EVERYONE else who thinks them self a maverick for having noticed the consensus.

I mean, sure, it becomes over kill when there are 5 threads on the front page about how Sheckler is human garbage, and every time there's a shoe thread people say something negative about the d3, but I'd much rather this be this case than see people supporting inexcusable and disgusting shit. It's like the sensitivity training at work: sure the classes are boring and tedious, but it's much better than an workplace environment filled with constant racism and sexual harassment.
 

hahaha this is brilliant..


Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: k-nutz on June 04, 2007, 07:00:10 AM
koston 1's were way overrated


damn straight.  i have some re-issues and they are bloated.  some clod-hoppers.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: keeper of the lair on June 04, 2007, 07:34:39 AM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
[close]

Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)


i actully clicked on the link haha
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on June 04, 2007, 09:11:44 AM
Lakai MJ2's. They were on sale at a shop so I got them, they lasted literally 2 days before the sole peeled off. I had multiple friends who later would have the same experience.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Duffy on June 04, 2007, 11:23:31 AM
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koston 1's were way overrated
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damn straight.  i have some re-issues and they are bloated.  some clod-hoppers.

The re-issues are nothing like the originals. I've had both back to back and the original Koston 1s are some of the greatest of all time.
worst - Mj3s.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Sheep on June 04, 2007, 12:46:59 PM
emerica reynolds 3-everyone loves these but i couldn't get used to mine no matter how much i loved the way they looked, skated like poop

I really liked the two pairs of R3's i had that were prototypes, but when I bought the retail ones, they fit too big and I got bubble sole...

This shoe is one of my all-time faves. Weird how our experiences can be so different with the same shoe.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Mr. Shankly on June 04, 2007, 12:58:21 PM
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emerica reynolds 3-everyone loves these but i couldn't get used to mine no matter how much i loved the way they looked, skated like poop
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I really liked the two pairs of R3's i had that were prototypes, but when I bought the retail ones, they fit too big and I got bubble sole...
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Mr. Shankly on June 04, 2007, 12:59:55 PM
i can't fecking quote right. in other words r3's are good
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: boyan on June 04, 2007, 01:09:30 PM
i can't fecking quote right. in other words r3's are good


good to burn:) if that's what you mean
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: keeper of the lair on June 04, 2007, 01:17:32 PM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)
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HAHAHA shit dude, hamhead on a righteous crus to call this place on it's bullshit and herd-like mentality, by employing the same sarcastic list and link trick as EVERYONE else who thinks them self a maverick for having noticed the consensus.

I mean, sure, it becomes over kill when there are 5 threads on the front page about how Sheckler is human garbage, and every time there's a shoe thread people say something negative about the d3, but I'd much rather this be this case than see people supporting inexcusable and disgusting shit. It's like the sensitivity training at work: sure the classes are boring and tedious, but it's much better than an workplace environment filled with constant racism and sexual harassment.
 

...WHAT? and why SHOUDLNT we talk shit on the d3? Are they great for doing benihanas over your mom's car?
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Alexactly on June 04, 2007, 01:50:50 PM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)
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HAHAHA shit dude, hamhead on a righteous crus to call this place on it's bullshit and herd-like mentality, by employing the same sarcastic list and link trick as EVERYONE else who thinks them self a maverick for having noticed the consensus.

I mean, sure, it becomes over kill when there are 5 threads on the front page about how Sheckler is human garbage, and every time there's a shoe thread people say something negative about the d3, but I'd much rather this be this case than see people supporting inexcusable and disgusting shit. It's like the sensitivity training at work: sure the classes are boring and tedious, but it's much better than an workplace environment filled with constant racism and sexual harassment.
 
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...WHAT? and why SHOUDLNT we talk shit on the d3? Are they great for doing benihanas over your mom's car?

You have fucking abysmal reading comprehension.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Derka Derk on June 04, 2007, 02:14:31 PM
even though they look stellar lakai telford are incredibly uncomfortable
the new es accel are nothing compared to the originals
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Alexactly on June 04, 2007, 02:18:24 PM
even though they look stellar lakai telford are incredibly uncomfortable

Uh, get new feet.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: js6 on June 04, 2007, 04:54:49 PM
even though they look stellar lakai telford are incredibly uncomfortable
the new es accel are nothing compared to the originals
i thought the telford were good once broken in.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: WILL on June 04, 2007, 06:03:41 PM
emerica reynold 1;s way to bulky
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Raw!!! on June 04, 2007, 06:12:09 PM
Those super plain DC's with graphics on the side that every little kid has.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: hamhead on June 04, 2007, 06:15:32 PM
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how can u forget the OSIRIS D3?  :o
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That goes without saying.
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Yeah, Christ... Didn't you read the SLAP code?

......223: Any bad talk about Mark Gonzales will result in a permanent ban.
      224: The Osiris D3 is the worst shoe in the history of the universe, and this must never be objected to.
      225: Shughe sucks.
      226: Using marquee in your posts is strictly prohibited.
      227: ......

You can read the rest here:   http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?action=help;slap_code.html (http://www.meatspin.com)
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HAHAHA shit dude, hamhead on a righteous crus to call this place on it's bullshit and herd-like mentality, by employing the same sarcastic list and link trick as EVERYONE else who thinks them self a maverick for having noticed the consensus.

I mean, sure, it becomes over kill when there are 5 threads on the front page about how Sheckler is human garbage, and every time there's a shoe thread people say something negative about the d3, but I'd much rather this be this case than see people supporting inexcusable and disgusting shit. It's like the sensitivity training at work: sure the classes are boring and tedious, but it's much better than an workplace environment filled with constant racism and sexual harassment.
 

Go flood the boards again for a few days just to piss everyone off.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Tuna on June 04, 2007, 06:15:56 PM
Lakai SJ-4s
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: keeper of the lair on June 04, 2007, 06:33:40 PM
i am shocked at how many people have brought up lakai's
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: photowill on June 04, 2007, 06:40:36 PM
globe mojo..no board feel and just fat as fuck.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 04, 2007, 06:44:53 PM
bastien salabanzi etnies
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Peter on June 04, 2007, 06:48:09 PM
Those super plain DC's with graphics on the side that every little kid has.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: max power on June 04, 2007, 06:54:50 PM
i am shocked at how many people have brought up lakai's
why would that be a shock?
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: keeper of the lair on June 04, 2007, 07:24:07 PM
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i am shocked at how many people have brought up lakai's
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why would that be a shock?

fully flared hype.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: able on June 04, 2007, 07:32:32 PM
(http://www.magicmakers.com/retail/clown%20stuff/shoesblueyellow.jpg)
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: tag_king on June 04, 2007, 08:21:12 PM
I got a pair of Mariano's.. I know I shouldn't, but fuck those for skating.. a nice looking shoe but the toe squares off soo much. I gave them a day, then moved back to dunks.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: kevbo999 on June 04, 2007, 08:23:26 PM
globe mojo..no board feel and just fat as fuck.

I liked em.  Mind you I had been skating for about a year.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 04, 2007, 09:17:54 PM
ok i no u guys r gunna give me shit for this one i liked the half cabs when i first got them then i skated my tnt 2s for a while again then i went back to  half cabs and i couldn't even do a simple kickflip in them and when i did they sucked
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: j....soy..... on June 04, 2007, 09:25:07 PM
salamans...
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: jrock on June 04, 2007, 09:27:26 PM
salamans...

i ordered a pair of while Salmans on sale when I was a kid.  they came in a full size too big, but I convinced myself to rock them anyway.  5 foot 4 and size 11 white shoes was not a good look...
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: brent on June 04, 2007, 09:48:58 PM
but fuck
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: mfoster on June 04, 2007, 10:25:19 PM
The first nike skate shoes in the 90's could be worse than d3's.  "Chodes" or something.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Gest on June 04, 2007, 10:27:02 PM
every dvs i have ever seen minus the huf 3's look like shit
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: imsocool!!! on June 04, 2007, 11:22:56 PM
vvvvvv the getzs don't do it never buy nike
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: clay on June 04, 2007, 11:26:16 PM
should give the marianos more than a day, they are pretty good, but the mariano selects look banger
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: penknife on June 05, 2007, 07:09:13 AM
Koston 1 reissues

its like a magnet for rolled ankles
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: j....soy..... on June 05, 2007, 07:25:48 AM
i think it was muska's first shoe on circa...had a wire mesh toe on them...really bad in vancouver where it rains alot.....not very water proof...
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: uselesswoodentoys on June 05, 2007, 07:51:02 AM
Koston 1 reissues

its like a magnet for rolled ankles


ain't that the truth.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 05, 2007, 08:05:44 AM
Remember those Koston's that had his face on the tongue? Never skated them but the picture ended up looking all Downs Syndrome like Andre the Giant.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Edward Penishands on June 05, 2007, 08:06:47 AM
Remember those Koston's that had his face on the tongue? Never skated them but the picture ended up looking all Downs Syndrome like Andre the Giant.

you thinking of the eS contracts?
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: Prison Wallet on June 05, 2007, 08:13:01 AM
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Remember those Koston's that had his face on the tongue? Never skated them but the picture ended up looking all Downs Syndrome like Andre the Giant.
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you thinking of the eS contracts?

Yup.

http://www.zappos.com/n/p/p/7175853.html

On closer examination they look like a pair of 88s. But that portrait is still jacked.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: jono9981 on June 05, 2007, 08:33:09 AM
red suede tnt's i have are alright in terms of skateability but the build quality is shocking. the outer layer of the vulk sole fell off after about a week to reveal a weird cotton outsole which also fell off, now theres more rubber underneath but the waffle part is starting to come off.
Title: Re: the worst skate shoes ever
Post by: isaac on June 05, 2007, 09:07:49 AM
i'll second the Telfords. got a pair gave them a couple tries but couldn't skate in them. they are comfortable as hell though.