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Title: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: hawalibi on June 28, 2007, 12:10:20 PM
http://www.static3video.com/trailer.html
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Big Belly on June 28, 2007, 12:14:54 PM
:O
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: heckler on June 28, 2007, 12:28:06 PM
fuck this slow internet connection
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 28, 2007, 12:36:47 PM
Did you hack the site or something? The official Static III site still isnt up. So I wonder, how did you get that link? The video isnt loading for me AT ALL. Anyone get to actually see it yet?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: bumptobar on June 28, 2007, 12:50:29 PM
I am very impatiently waiting for this.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: boyan on June 28, 2007, 12:51:45 PM
fuck this slow internet connection

yeah, i've been on smallband for the last week, :(
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: ??? on June 28, 2007, 01:02:20 PM
god, this looks so good.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: commander jameson on June 28, 2007, 01:16:08 PM
Currently downloading at 3.4 KB/sec :(, maybe site is getting hammered by requests and can't keep up or it is just dead slow.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: toque on June 28, 2007, 01:37:20 PM
ive only got the first half so far but.....damn......stoked on all the tony manfre footage in there so far i wasnt sure what to expect after he wasn't one of the names on the site and all.....this just builds more hype! 
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: heckler on June 28, 2007, 01:45:40 PM
whoever gets this first should put it up on yousendit
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 28, 2007, 02:39:00 PM
"put it up on yousendit"...?
Are you kids serious?
Who is the jackass who wasted his time hacking into the static 3 site, then posting a link on the SLAP boards?
Seriously, who DOES this stuff?
Can't I atleast control when the trailer launches after spending 2 years of my life making the bloody thing?
Well, it's too late now...I just took it all down off my server. Way to go douchebags, back to the drawing board for me.
Cheers!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: PAWL on June 28, 2007, 02:42:51 PM
if it was taken down, how am i still downloading it...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 28, 2007, 02:45:43 PM
Well, I had a low res version and a high res version on my ftp site. i just took down the low res one first until I realized my designer had it linked to the high res one. so now that's gone. Apparently nothing is sacred any more.....nothing.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: heckler on June 28, 2007, 02:52:04 PM
My bad, josh, I thought that was the link that was supposed to be up today. I didn't know someone hacked that shit; I thought it was going slow because too many people were downloading it. And when I said whoever gets this first, I meant the trailer and not the actual video; I'll definitely be buying that shit
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: killbot on June 28, 2007, 02:53:01 PM
oh shut the fuck up josh stop worrying about your ones and give dudes like steiner and todd some shine
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Duffy on June 28, 2007, 02:57:53 PM
"put it up on yousendit"...?
Are you kids serious?
Who is the jackass who wasted his time hacking into the static 3 site, then posting a link on the SLAP boards?
Seriously, who DOES this stuff?
Can't I atleast control when the trailer launches after spending 2 years of my life making the bloody thing?
Well, it's too late now...I just took it all down off my server. Way to go douchebags, back to the drawing board for me.
Cheers!


Because someone WATCHED a trailer? And wanted to share it?
Wow man, get your head out of your ass.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: blazini on June 28, 2007, 03:03:54 PM
so we cant watch the trailer now? cool!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 28, 2007, 03:06:48 PM
Wow...first off, any asshole with an icon of Fred Durst's face on his profile doesn't have an opinion worth a pile of dog shit. Second of all, how can I possibly get hated on for wanting to have a say when my own trailer gets to launch into cyberspace?
Some douchebag sat around his on his mom's computer all day punching in random URL guesses of how the video might be nested on my FTP site.
Then he found it and posted the shit before I was able to make sure that the web page didn't look like shit.
So pardon me for being rubbed the wrong way by somebody meddling around and hacking into my website.
You're right, I'm such a dick.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Duffy on June 28, 2007, 03:24:39 PM
Wow...first off, any asshole with an icon of Fred Durst's face on his profile doesn't have an opinion worth a pile of dog shit. Second of all, how can I possibly get hated on for wanting to have a say when my own trailer gets to launch into cyberspace?
Some douchebag sat around his on his mom's computer all day punching in random URL guesses of how the video might be nested on my FTP site.
Then he found it and posted the shit before I was able to make sure that the web page didn't look like shit.
So pardon me for being rubbed the wrong way by somebody meddling around and hacking into my website.
You're right, I'm such a dick.

1. Fred Durst is the best person ever, besides TonyCoxHox.
2. I wasn't hating on you for having a say in when a trailer is launched into the interweb.
3. ATMurrell wasn't talking about the full video.  He was talking about the trailer.
4. You should have a say in when it's launched, it's shitty that the dude did that.
5. However, it's really not that big of a deal.  Everyone knows you put your heart and soul into the first two videos, and I bought both of them, and I know for a fact Murrell did too.  I also know for a fact that you're well respected enough that no one on here would post Static 3 on Youtube or Yousendit or anything of the sort.

So in short, Josh... Calm. The. Fuck. Down.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 28, 2007, 03:33:00 PM
Alright Fred.....just consider that I'm in the shit right now. And to have my work tampered with before it's complete is a serious violation of respect.
I could bite the heads off a basket of kittens right now.....so trust me, I'm exercising some restraint.
Temporary insanity plea.

Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Duffy on June 28, 2007, 03:41:50 PM
Alright Fred.....just consider that I'm in the shit right now. And to have my work tampered with before it's complete is a serious violation of respect.
I could bite the heads off a basket of kittens right now.....so trust me, I'm exercising some restraint.
Temporary insanity plea.

I understand man, but please.

Think about the kittens.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: ginzberg on June 28, 2007, 07:04:39 PM
theorizer: Despite this trailer not launching the way that you had hoped... let me just state the obvious.  You got a god damned classic on your hands.  Can't wait for the release.

And no, I don't think you can play Jeru out in skate videos.  Keep it coming!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: friershier on June 28, 2007, 07:33:29 PM
Im not sure that this is actually Josh Stewart.  Isnt Josh Stewart from Florida or something, so why is he using the expression "bloody" plus who would really care about a preview being up isnt the point of a preview to get people stoked
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: ??? on June 28, 2007, 07:47:11 PM
Josh,

In one way you could look at it as a testament to how excited people are for your video. I can understand why you are pissed though.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: mikefork on June 28, 2007, 08:00:11 PM
[quote

Trumped by a chump!
Ok…so some asshole snuck around and figured out how to link to the unfinished STATIC III trailer and posted it on the goddamned SLAP boards. I start getting random e-mails and text messages from people asking if I posted the trailer on purpose…so I obviously lost it. I killed 3 office coworkers by just staring at them with eyes of rage, then ran into the street and emitted a sonic blast from my soul that leveled the entire city of Brooklyn. But I’ve started to calm down a bit now and I’ve realized that I’m now left with no other option but to post this bloody thing once and for all. So w/out further delay, w/out the accompanying website, and w/out a smile on my face, let me present to you slags, the STATIC III trailer.
And here’s a higher resolution version for those with more patience.[/quote]
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Captain Cancelled on June 28, 2007, 09:37:19 PM
Fuckin brilliant!!

Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: bentmode on June 28, 2007, 09:45:17 PM
i kind of feel bad for watching it.



















pysche.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: lurk daddy on June 28, 2007, 09:46:16 PM
josh stop using shitty music in your videos thanks
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: PAWL on June 28, 2007, 09:56:02 PM
that was a remix of the danny renaud song from the ipath promo, right?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: headache on June 28, 2007, 10:00:47 PM
Without the hate, there would no reason to post on the Slap boards. It's a shame, really.
So the answer is 'no.' Nothing is sacred anymore. It's a shame, but it's true.
Somebody may die and everyone gets all maudlin for about 30 minutes and even then, there's some hate.
"The dude died? What a prick! He deserved it, his pants were too tight!"
And then an hour later, the hate flows builds back up and post count increase exponentially to make up
for the hate that people had to sit on while they were mourning the death of whoever it was who died.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: scott on June 28, 2007, 10:04:23 PM
that. was. amazing.  danny renaud ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!  and purps, trying to dis jeru/drs? get your head screwed on right.
keep it up josh stewart!  oh, here's some hate - you spelled steiner wrong, or at least your afx guy did.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: clientele. on June 28, 2007, 10:07:12 PM
manfre is going to kill this shit.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: sundaybottle on June 28, 2007, 10:07:30 PM
Damn. No Rob Pluhowski...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: clientele. on June 28, 2007, 10:11:20 PM
nate broussards street gap ollie to nose manual was harsh.
and his backside nosegrind on the curvy ledge was good.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: travisbickle on June 28, 2007, 10:27:19 PM
that shit was amazing.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: toque on June 28, 2007, 10:34:39 PM
despite the drama surrounding it,  I enjoyed the trailer very very much.....enough to watch it over and over again a few times......can't wait for the video......there better be some bobby P footage in there......

renauds line with the switch bigspin into the bank off the skinny ledge.....
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: ruiner on June 29, 2007, 12:14:22 AM
If that really is Josh Stewart, wow, what a fucking pompous ass. To get angry about a fucking trailer being leaked . . .
He should take it as a grand compliment that people would spend their time figuring out how to get the advertisement for his work a bit early.
Damn, what a bitch that people enjoy your work.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: toque on June 29, 2007, 12:24:31 AM
its kind of funny that he would come here and be all angry at what i beleive is just about his biggest fan-base............does that sentence make sense? 

anyways,  i guess i could understand why hes bummed but it seems to be making quite a big deal about it......either way i can't wait for the skateboarding video
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 29, 2007, 01:02:51 AM
YEah, well, I pretty much realized after my first post that I was going to make a bad name for myself by tripping so hard.
But I was actually in the thick of finishing the website when a friend texted me to say he was already watching the trailer.
After 2 years of work, to have the shit snuck right out from under me was a serious broadsider, so I freaked out and wanted
blood. Still tho, I mean c'mon....can't I get atleast a LITTLE bit of compassion out there?....anybody?
Damnit, I just can't win can I? Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: lurk daddy on June 29, 2007, 01:11:06 AM
YEah, well, I pretty much realized after my first post that I was going to make a bad name for myself by tripping so hard.
But I was actually in the thick of finishing the website when a friend texted me to say he was already watching the trailer.
After 2 years of work, to have the shit snuck right out from under me was a serious broadsider, so I freaked out and wanted
blood. Still tho, I mean c'mon....can't I get atleast a LITTLE bit of compassion out there?....anybody?
Damnit, I just can't win can I? Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.
i totally understand what you mean you work hard on something and some lurker comes and fucks the fun up for you
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: stagefright on June 29, 2007, 01:14:27 AM
says the guy who has illegaly uploaded hundreds of videos for no reason
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: darko on June 29, 2007, 01:17:43 AM
yeah i wouldve tripped a lot harder than you did josh, that was pretty fucked up. trailer was fuckin bangin, line up looks amazing, about time we've heard some good hip hop in a vid(or trailer), cant wait to pick up a copy.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: lurk daddy on June 29, 2007, 01:35:13 AM
says the guy who has illegaly uploaded hundreds of videos for no reason
says the loser who stole a quote from another loser... theres a reason for everything
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: peepthis on June 29, 2007, 01:49:36 AM
Of course you have the right to be pissed Josh. I can't believe people have the nerve to give you shit. Some guy released your shit before you wanted it to be.

Yes, theres alot of hype for the vid and thats great, but you should be able to release the teaser when you feel that it, and the rest of your site, are exactly the way you want it.

Anyway, the teaser looks great and I can't wait to buy the vid.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: vitunvesa on June 29, 2007, 02:17:15 AM
I try to skip all the drama. Sorry for watching it, we know you're bummed but shit was ill

finally a good track with the right editing

hopefully you have lots of 16mm material

stoked on renaud, manfre and broussard

I would have hoped to see some blueprnt heads but
I guess they have some other projects going on



Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: rolling is good on June 29, 2007, 02:31:47 AM
Wasn't Sabback supposed to be in it too ? I'm not sure.
Good teaser anyways, can't wait for Broussard, Soy and Renaud's parts.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: ahlee on June 29, 2007, 06:31:17 AM
So when and where is the premier for the trailer?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2007, 06:44:28 AM
Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.

haha

if you know Jamie Thomas, just ask him to have the thread taken down...



oh and you might want to lock down any directories on your server that you don't want the general public to have access too or at least use filenames that aren't obvious and lock down browsing or just make videos that suck and then you won't have the problem of people trying to leak yo shit
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 06:52:55 AM
"put it up on yousendit"...?
Are you kids serious?
Who is the jackass who wasted his time hacking into the static 3 site, then posting a link on the SLAP boards?
Seriously, who DOES this stuff?
Can't I atleast control when the trailer launches after spending 2 years of my life making the bloody thing?
Well, it's too late now...I just took it all down off my server. Way to go douchebags, back to the drawing board for me.
Cheers!


fucking crybaby
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 06:55:30 AM
and what the fuck, talking about "isn't anything sacred anymore", what a load of shit, this is the goddamn internet buddy
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 07:14:21 AM
Trailer was tight! Im super psyched on it.

And seriously, dude just wanted to premier the trailer ON HIS OWN TERMS!

Does that not make sense to you guys? Seriously, its not that hard to understand.

The trailers usually come out with an accompanying website and when the owner of said site and trailer actually WANT IT TO BE RELEASED.

The guy who posted the trailer totally snuck around and found it. I can understand why Josh would be pissed. Cant you guys?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 07:19:06 AM
but see what i'm saying is that anything uploaded to the internet is fair game, and it's something stupid to get worked up over in the first place.

it was a fucking trailer, not the whole video.  and the trailer wasn't even that good. 

also, this messageboard represents a big chunk of his collective fanbase/marketing sector, so to make a condescending, patronizing, and straight up crybaby post like he did is just completely uncalled for.  classless, even.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 07:21:01 AM
not to mention, the only reason this happened in the first place is because there are people out there who want to see his video so badly. 

i'm not saying that it's right, but it is what it is and there's more/better ways to handle it than what he did.  fucking crybaby, really, is all there is to it. 
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: tonycoxhox on June 29, 2007, 07:30:48 AM
and the trailer wasn't even that good. 

what?

god you act like such a tough bitch. i bet you moan when you jack off.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 07:33:48 AM
how people ever became fond of you, i'm not sure.

but i'm still owed $20 because of your lameness.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: tonycoxhox on June 29, 2007, 07:40:51 AM
damn that sounds so bad ass.

if i heard the voice you make while you cum into a piece of tissue, i would probably die of laughter.

i bet you sound like paris hilton while you take shits.

go listen to green day.


p.s. this is probably going to be my favorite skate vid ever
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: heckler on June 29, 2007, 07:43:32 AM
Why has no one mentioned Olly?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2007, 07:50:29 AM
YEah, well, I pretty much realized after my first post that I was going to make a bad name for myself by tripping so hard.
But I was actually in the thick of finishing the website when a friend texted me to say he was already watching the trailer.
After 2 years of work, to have the shit snuck right out from under me was a serious broadsider, so I freaked out and wanted
blood. Still tho, I mean c'mon....can't I get atleast a LITTLE bit of compassion out there?....anybody?
Damnit, I just can't win can I? Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.

You seriously need to find your web admin and kick him in the balls repeatedly until he bleeds out the ears.

I just found your trailer in less than a minute on your site and I would imagine you guys tried to lock it down after bitting "the heads of kittens" and all that.

If you need some help on how to lock this shit down hit up either me or Grimmicity or Twitch247.

If you don't want people peeping through your window at your fine ass wife, then you got to get some fenceses and some curtins and shit. come on now...

and don't worry I won't leak the URL but I am sure that it will be discovered over and over until you lock your shit down.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 07:52:47 AM
damn that sounds so bad ass.

if i heard the voice you make while you cum into a piece of tissue, i would probably die of laughter.

i bet you sound like paris hilton while you take shits.

go listen to green day.


p.s. this is probably going to be my favorite skate vid ever

^shining in pure gayness
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2007, 07:56:38 AM
damn, that shit looks sick

Can't wait for Nate's part
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 08:14:40 AM
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YEah, well, I pretty much realized after my first post that I was going to make a bad name for myself by tripping so hard.
But I was actually in the thick of finishing the website when a friend texted me to say he was already watching the trailer.
After 2 years of work, to have the shit snuck right out from under me was a serious broadsider, so I freaked out and wanted
blood. Still tho, I mean c'mon....can't I get atleast a LITTLE bit of compassion out there?....anybody?
Damnit, I just can't win can I? Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.
[close]

You seriously need to find your web admin and kick him in the balls repeatedly until he bleeds out the ears.

I just found your trailer in less than a minute on your site and I would imagine you guys tried to lock it down after bitting "the heads of kittens" and all that.

If you need some help on how to lock this shit down hit up either me or Grimmicity or Twitch247.

If you don't want people peeping through your window at your fine ass wife, then you got to get some fenceses and some curtins and shit. come on now...

and don't worry I won't leak the URL but I am sure that it will be discovered over and over until you lock your shit down.

The trailer is officially out now. Has been since last night.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2007, 08:20:24 AM
then why does the site just have a splash page that says coming soon?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 08:37:17 AM
then why does the site just have a splash page that says coming soon?

Thats the site itself. Thats why Josh was bitching. If you remember, Static II trailer came out WITH the website.
So, Josh was attempting to get the website finished BEFORE releasing the trailer. But since he was having problems with the site, he announced on the blog site that by 9pm last night, if the site wasnt done, he would release the trailer anyway. But alas, before he finished the site AND before he himself released the trailer, at 3pm yesterday, threadstarter hacked the site released the unreleased trailer. Heres a link to the blog site:

http://www.theoriesofatlantis.com/blog/?p=154
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: greg on June 29, 2007, 08:41:36 AM
^omg what a tragedy
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: braeley_skate on June 29, 2007, 08:45:04 AM
Why has no one mentioned Olly?

gonna be fuckin insane
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 08:46:20 AM
^omg what a tragedy

Im not going to argue with you because I really dont care. I was just conversing with Sleazy as to facts of the situation.

You on the other hand, seem to have some hatred towards Josh and the Static 3 video. Whats up with that?
Im going to assume that youve never actually created something of such large proportions. Am I correct? Josh lives off his video making and to have the trailer leaked is just fucking rude. Simple as that.

Such a tragedy? No not really. But to someone whos put years of his life and his hard earned money into making something like this, yes, it is a tragedy.

But he even came back on here to make amends. I mean read his last post, it explains it all. No need to hate Greg. Seriously.

YEah, well, I pretty much realized after my first post that I was going to make a bad name for myself by tripping so hard.
But I was actually in the thick of finishing the website when a friend texted me to say he was already watching the trailer.
After 2 years of work, to have the shit snuck right out from under me was a serious broadsider, so I freaked out and wanted
blood. Still tho, I mean c'mon....can't I get atleast a LITTLE bit of compassion out there?....anybody?
Damnit, I just can't win can I? Oh well, I'll just stop while I'm behind.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: killbot on June 29, 2007, 09:34:50 AM
jura quick pull josh's dick out bobbys getting cold
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 09:39:04 AM
jura quick pull josh's dick out bobbys getting cold

Good one! Youre so clever.

Seriously though, with wit as sharp as that, youre bound for stardom.

Honest.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 09:47:19 AM
Well, I had a low res version and a high res version on my ftp site. i just took down the low res one first until I realized my designer had it linked to the high res one. so now that's gone. Apparently nothing is sacred any more.....nothing.

there is no fucking way im paying money to watch this video when it comes out, so prepare to get bootlegged.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 10:33:39 AM
if it's not worth paying money for u, then don't watch it.  but bootlegging it is just fucked...  u honestly don't feel bad taking 3 years of an honest man's life and flushing them down the drain?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: beefheart on June 29, 2007, 10:38:30 AM
um...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHs7uaeHEU&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHs7uaeHEU&NR=1)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 10:52:56 AM
if it's not worth paying money for u, then don't watch it.  but bootlegging it is just fucked...  u honestly don't feel bad taking 3 years of an honest man's life and flushing them down the drain?

explain the logic behind paying money to WATCH SOMEONE ELSE SKATEBOARD when you could simply go out and do it yourself.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 10:57:17 AM
um...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHs7uaeHEU&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmHs7uaeHEU&NR=1)

Great job! You successfully made it to the end of the thread without reading any of the posts, Bravo!






Because if you did read, you would have realized that the trailer has been up for quite some time...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:00:24 AM
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if it's not worth paying money for u, then don't watch it.  but bootlegging it is just fucked...  u honestly don't feel bad taking 3 years of an honest man's life and flushing them down the drain?
[close]

explain the logic behind paying money to WATCH SOMEONE ELSE SKATEBOARD when you could simply go out and do it yourself.

Are we supposed to believe that your skating is equal to anyones in the video? Come on now. Dont be silly.

And the reason you watch someone else skate, is to get psyched up. To be inspired. At least for me...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:02:16 AM
so go get friends. you can watch them skate for free without out of focus slow mo bird\graffiti shots cutting in and out.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:04:29 AM
so go get friends. you can watch them skate for free without out of focus slow mo bird\graffiti shots cutting in and out.

Trust. If my friends were Renaud, Olly Todd, Manfre, etc. Yes, I would go watch them in real life. But professionals, my friends are not. Plus, I work 50 hours a week, time for skating with friends is seriously lacking. Ive only got time to skate alone mostly. And hang with the chick.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 11:05:18 AM
explain the logic behind paying money to WATCH SOMEONE ELSE SKATEBOARD when you could simply go out and do it yourself.

no one's forcing you to watch it.  if you don't like it then don't watch it.  go out and skate man, no one's stopping you from that either.  
but "explain the logic behind" bootlegging a video from an independent filmmaker trying to put some flavor back into skating.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: zach on June 29, 2007, 11:06:43 AM
explain the logic behind paying money to WATCH SOMEONE ELSE SKATEBOARD when you could simply go out and do it yourself.

is this guy serious?  ok well fuck it, whats the point in listening to music, just go play some.  why watch a movie when you can just live your life.  watching basketball is just for lazy fucks that dont want to go ball.  magazines?  fuck those, take your own photos of yourself.

and furthermore, you know god damn well youve bought videos before, so just stop with your fake ass arguments.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:08:49 AM
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no one's forcing you to watch it.  if you don't like it then don't watch it.  go out and skate man, no one's stopping you from that either.  
but "explain the logic behind" bootlegging a video from an independent filmmaker trying to put some flavor back into skating.

because that "filmmaker" is some sort of rainman style moron if he thinks hes going to make a penny off of a fucking skateboard video and needs to pull his self absorbed head out of his over stretched ass and realize he isnt worth that much money. every fucking kid owns the same equipment his ass does and they almost all get to skate with a group of people who kill it and can all make a stupid little video and try to get money from it. this fucker and this video are nothing special in this world and arent getting my money. im going to watch a bootlegged version of the video and enjoy every fucking second of it no matter how annoying the editing and 5-0 to cellar door shit is. cough fuck you cough.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:10:09 AM
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is this guy serious?  ok well fuck it, whats the point in listening to music, just go play some.  why watch a movie when you can just live your life.  watching basketball is just for lazy fucks that dont want to go ball.  magazines?  fuck those, take your own photos of yourself.

and furthermore, you know god damn well youve bought videos before, so just stop with your fake ass arguments.

the arguement isnt have i bought videos the arguement is over video bootlegging so re think my comment and until then dont post another fucking word you dim piece of shit.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:14:09 AM
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explain the logic behind paying money to WATCH SOMEONE ELSE SKATEBOARD when you could simply go out and do it yourself.
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no one's forcing you to watch it.  if you don't like it then don't watch it.  go out and skate man, no one's stopping you from that either. 
but "explain the logic behind" bootlegging a video from an independent filmmaker trying to put some flavor back into skating.
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because that "filmmaker" is some sort of rainman style moron if he thinks hes going to make a penny off of a fucking skateboard video and needs to pull his self absorbed head out of his over stretched ass and realize he isnt worth that much money. every fucking kid owns the same equipment his ass does and they almost all get to skate with a group of people who kill it and can all make a stupid little video and try to get money from it. this fucker and this video are nothing special in this world and arent getting my money. im going to watch a bootlegged version of the video and enjoy every fucking second of it no matter how annoying the editing and 5-0 to cellar door shit is. cough fuck you cough.

All I heard there was, "Hate, hate, hate, hate. I wish I could do that for a living. Hate, hate, hate, hate."
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: killatape on June 29, 2007, 11:15:33 AM
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is this guy serious?  ok well fuck it, whats the point in listening to music, just go play some.  why watch a movie when you can just live your life.  watching basketball is just for lazy fucks that dont want to go ball.  magazines?  fuck those, take your own photos of yourself.

and furthermore, you know god damn well youve bought videos before, so just stop with your fake ass arguments.

Well, you pretty much said what I was going to say, but in a much funnier way.
Seriously, I think people are fucking clueless these days.
Furthermore, videos these days are SERIOUSLY sucking, and much because the video industry is so watered down. Why is it watered down? Because fucking free videos that companies feel they HAVE to give out to compete with the onslaught of videos (mostly illegely uploaded) on BooTube. The videos I see nowadays are so below par it's almost sickening.
So when someone like Josh spends all his money (not to mention his heart and soul) into making videos that are truly classic, it seriously sucks to have people that are so willing to try to undermine him. Plain and simple.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:17:46 AM
all im saying is its some stupid fucking video, if no one buys it, its not the end of the fucking world. man you guys are turds, i miss the old board where the people were actually funny and fun to fuck with. now we have josh stewart and a bunch of puleo pussys in this bitch.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 11:19:49 AM
because that "filmmaker" is some sort of rainman style moron if he thinks hes going to make a penny off of a fucking skateboard video and needs to pull his self absorbed head out of his over stretched ass and realize he isnt worth that much money. every fucking kid owns the same equipment his ass does and they almost all get to skate with a group of people who kill it and can all make a stupid little video and try to get money from it. this fucker and this video are nothing special in this world and arent getting my money. im going to watch a bootlegged version of the video and enjoy every fucking second of it no matter how annoying the editing and 5-0 to cellar door shit is. cough fuck you cough.

HE'S NOT MAKING THE VID TO GET RICH!!!!!  with the age of the internet and people downloadin ur shit, it's hard to make any money off a skate vid.  he's in fuckin debt from the last vid he made.  buying static 3 isn't about helping out some corporate tycoon.  it's about helping a man that's trying to help skating.  and it needs all the help it can get!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:21:26 AM
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because that "filmmaker" is some sort of rainman style moron if he thinks hes going to make a penny off of a fucking skateboard video and needs to pull his self absorbed head out of his over stretched ass and realize he isnt worth that much money. every fucking kid owns the same equipment his ass does and they almost all get to skate with a group of people who kill it and can all make a stupid little video and try to get money from it. this fucker and this video are nothing special in this world and arent getting my money. im going to watch a bootlegged version of the video and enjoy every fucking second of it no matter how annoying the editing and 5-0 to cellar door shit is. cough fuck you cough.
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HE'S NOT MAKING THE VID TO GET RICH!!!!!  with the age of the internet and people downloadin ur shit, it's hard to make any money off a skate vid.  he's in fuckin debt from the last vid he made.  buying static 3 isn't about helping out some corporate tycoon.  it's about helping a man that's trying to help skating.  and it needs all the help it can get!

Dont try to reason with Guile, he doesnt get it. All he wants to do is rustle peoples feathers and skate some handrails...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:21:44 AM
the second i have the dvdr off irc im making multiple copys and giving them out for free at the park. then im gonna drive to the surrounding 3 citys big parks and give away copys there too. perfect dvd quality with menus and the extras included for anyone within walking distance.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:22:20 AM
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because that "filmmaker" is some sort of rainman style moron if he thinks hes going to make a penny off of a fucking skateboard video and needs to pull his self absorbed head out of his over stretched ass and realize he isnt worth that much money. every fucking kid owns the same equipment his ass does and they almost all get to skate with a group of people who kill it and can all make a stupid little video and try to get money from it. this fucker and this video are nothing special in this world and arent getting my money. im going to watch a bootlegged version of the video and enjoy every fucking second of it no matter how annoying the editing and 5-0 to cellar door shit is. cough fuck you cough.
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HE'S NOT MAKING THE VID TO GET RICH!!!!!  with the age of the internet and people downloadin ur shit, it's hard to make any money off a skate vid.  he's in fuckin debt from the last vid he made.  buying static 3 isn't about helping out some corporate tycoon.  it's about helping a man that's trying to help skating.  and it needs all the help it can get!
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Dont try to reason with Guile, he doesnt get it. All he wants to do is rustle peoples feathers and skate some handrails...

have you ever seen me skate a rail in a single one of my video parts or photos? thats what i thought.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:23:15 AM
the second i have the dvdr off irc im making multiple copys and giving them out for free at the park. then im gonna drive to the surrounding 3 citys big parks and give away copys there too. perfect dvd quality with menus and the extras included for anyone within walking distance.

Sweet! Your so awesome!

And no, Ive never even noticed you before. Sorry, I didnt go stalk your posted skate footy on here.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 11:26:43 AM
the second i have the dvdr off irc im making multiple copys and giving them out for free at the park. then im gonna drive to the surrounding 3 citys big parks and give away copys there too. perfect dvd quality with menus and the extras included for anyone within walking distance.

what a rebel!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:27:50 AM
sounds like someone wants a copy... ;)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 11:29:45 AM
yea, someone does want a copy.  but i'll choose the honest way and save up a few extra bucks and pick one up at the skateshop...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:33:05 AM
sounds like someone wants a copy but is too much of a pussy to ask nicely.. 8)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: alongway on June 29, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
the second i have the dvdr off irc im making multiple copys and giving them out for free at the park. then im gonna drive to the surrounding 3 citys big parks and give away copys there too. perfect dvd quality with menus and the extras included for anyone within walking distance.

do you live at your moms house or something?
giving shit out for free?
im taking your 18 or 19 you little bastard.
please just go outside and do a flip trick and stop typing nonsense.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 11:49:49 AM
Maybe this guy got some of his footage rejected for the last static or something...is that it Guile? Harboring a grudge? Not enough footage of your Canadian buddies in the video for your taste?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:51:58 AM
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do you live at your moms house or something?
giving shit out for free?
im taking your 18 or 19 you little bastard.
please just go outside and do a flip trick and stop typing nonsense.
im 23, skateboarding pays for everything, and its pissing rain outside. interview over?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:53:06 AM
and i wouldnt want to be in some crybaby hasbeen "filmmaker"'s cellardoor music video.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 11:55:40 AM
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the second i have the dvdr off irc im making multiple copys and giving them out for free at the park. then im gonna drive to the surrounding 3 citys big parks and give away copys there too. perfect dvd quality with menus and the extras included for anyone within walking distance.
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do you live at your moms house or something?
giving shit out for free?
im taking your 18 or 19 you little bastard.
please just go outside and do a flip trick and stop typing nonsense.
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im 23, skateboarding pays for everything, and its pissing rain outside. interview over?

can i get an autograph?















seriously...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 11:56:47 AM
and i wouldnt want to be in some crybaby hasbeen "filmmaker"'s cellardoor music video.

This is just getting silly now. Stop it.

Come skate NYC sometime, Ill show you around.

Id like to see you skate some rugged spots. Shit is tough out here. Its certainly no perfect concrete park...

Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: killbot on June 29, 2007, 11:58:52 AM
WERE FROM CANADA DILLHOLE
don't get much rougher than having snow beat down your spots 8 months of the year
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 11:59:39 AM
i skate gravel and cellar doors covered in anthrax, im rugged as fuck.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 12:00:03 PM

can i get an autograph?















seriously...


Best first post ever!

"skateboarding pays for everything" priceless!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:02:48 PM
Guile.

I think you're a prick.

I'm not even going to join in this arguement.

I just think you're a prick.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: clientele. on June 29, 2007, 12:03:50 PM
i love when people take message board banter seriously.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 12:04:51 PM
im 23, skateboarding pays for everything, and its pissing rain outside. interview over?

have u been taking notes on shecklers self cheer?!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:05:01 PM
Guile.

I think you're a prick.

I'm not even going to join in this arguement.

I just think you're a prick.

you dont even know the half of it, im just sitting here in my underwear eating breakfast making up a bunch of shit to keep these 2 other tards going. i like how involved they get, shows spirit.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:06:24 PM
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have u been taking notes on shecklers self cheer?!

this from the guy begging people on a messageboard to buy his video because hes so amazing.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 12:07:54 PM
buy my video?  i never made a video, wtf are u talking about dude?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 12:09:47 PM
i love when people take message board banter seriously.

im just glad to be apart of a thread with a  23 yr old, skateboarder who gets everything paid for, while it is  pissing rain outside and is in his undies
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:10:31 PM
hip hop for life.

What I really LOVE about this place, is that people can take themselves seriously when they want to, and then back off later and be like: "yeah, yeah I'm just joking around. Whatever".

It's not that you're not into Static 3, or Puleo, or some other typical "I'm going against the grain shit", it's the fact you're attacking some guy- in jest or not- that has done nothing but premote East Coast (read: good) skateboarding, breaking the bank and most likely his back, for it. Dude is never going to make money, who the fuck does over here? But he is going to put out a rad video off his back and his wallet, and all you can do is shit talk on him...

I don't give a fuck what kind of skating you like, if some dude is putting his all into doing something good, giving him shit for it makes you a total prick. In jest or otherwise.

I bet if there was a "I Fucking Hate Travis Stenger", or however you spell his name, you'd be straight there SERIOSULY defending him.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 12:12:24 PM
nicely put moustache!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:15:02 PM
hip hop for life.

What I really LOVE about this place, is that people can take themselves seriously when they want to, and then back off later and be like: "yeah, yeah I'm just joking around. Whatever".

It's not that you're not into Static 3, or Puleo, or some other typical "I'm going against the grain shit", it's the fact you're attacking some guy- in jest or not- that has done nothing but premote East Coast (read: good) skateboarding, breaking the bank and most likely his back, for it. Dude is never going to make money, who the fuck does over here? But he is going to put out a rad video off his back and his wallet, and all you can do is shit talk on him...

I don't give a fuck what kind of skating you like, if some dude is putting his all into doing something good, giving him shit for it makes you a total prick. In jest or otherwise.

I bet if there was a "I Fucking Hate Travis Stenger", or however you spell his name, you'd be straight there SERIOSULY defending him.

remember that time you wandered into a conversation and tried to make a huge point to a person and they didnt read more than 5 words in your post and continued to eat breakfast while diddling his knob through the hole in his undies.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: toque on June 29, 2007, 12:15:25 PM
guile is soo tough

people should start guessing what canadian superstar he is a whole bunch....."skateboarding pays for everything"......he sounds baller-as-fuck.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:17:55 PM
i heard he also gets royalties from the sale of everything street fighter related.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 12:19:07 PM
guile is soo tough

people should start guessing what canadian superstar he is a whole bunch....."skateboarding pays for everything"......he sounds baller-as-fuck.

believe me, im trying.. so far i got...

23 yr old, skateboarder who gets everything paid for, while it is  pissing rain outside and while he is diddling his knob through the hole in his undies


wait wait wait... its not sheckler...im sure he has undie wear sponsors
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:19:35 PM
buddy, I honestly wanted to laugh at your post... but then I remembered what a prick you are. So I stopped myself.

Did I mention how much of a prick you're being yet?

The best part of your post- apart from the bit where you imply that you need some sort of invitation on here to join a topic, I mean- is when you tried to pretend how cool you were by not reading my previous post.

Which really does make you cool. Really really cool.

Like, almost Punk Rock cool.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 12:20:11 PM
remember that time you wandered into a conversation and tried to make a huge point to a person and they didnt read more than 5 words in your post and continued to eat breakfast while diddling his knob through the hole in his undies.

so basically, you get paid to skate and you wake up jerking off to messageboard wisdom.... only in canada, aye!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:20:22 PM
did i mention im left handed? so im diddling my knob with my left hand. that should give it away. it rhymes with bony cock.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:20:29 PM
PS. My fingers are crossed that there is an RDS tattoo somewhere on your person...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:21:40 PM
i have no tattoos, especially on the left hand that is holding my slightly prickly genital bag.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 12:22:35 PM
found him guys..

(http://www.guile.pe.kr/images/pic-guile2.jpg)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: john on June 29, 2007, 12:23:16 PM
the only way this thread could get better is if vegan and greg starting fighting

i love you guile :-*
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:24:14 PM
Still crossing my fingers...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: imask8r914 on June 29, 2007, 12:24:29 PM
hahahahah!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:26:35 PM
mike hastie?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 29, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
Hey Guille......you should hit me up next time you're in Brooklyn. I'm intersted to see if your mouth is as tough as your keyboard.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:31:50 PM
my keyboard is made of spaceage micro fiber super steel. nothing is tougher than my keyboard.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 12:31:59 PM
Nerd fight!
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:32:24 PM
I heard the red dragons are doing an east coast tour soon, so there you go.

ryan smith?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 12:32:59 PM
(http://bama.ua.edu/~anime/cons/AWA8/cami-guile.jpg)

thats the real life version... google told me so
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:34:05 PM
Sluggo, is that you????
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:34:49 PM
[youtube=425,350]http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmm8eoEPHA[/youtube]
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmm8eoEPHA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Mrmm8eoEPHA)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:36:01 PM
Grant Paterson?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:36:57 PM
Grant Paterson?
if i have to be grant patterson then you have to be torey pudwill.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 29, 2007, 12:38:07 PM
Rad....a jock with a keyboard. I used to have to fight these dudes in high school....now they've infiltrated skateboarding and are taking over. Next thing you know they're gonna have their own TV shows and people will be launching over buildings and into the Grand Canyon and.....oh, shit. Too late.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:38:17 PM
Galea Momomolu?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Penis_Monster on June 29, 2007, 12:38:58 PM
(http://www.vandamme.ru/photos/movies/street_fighter/street_fighter3.jpg)
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:40:18 PM
im honored that a guy named Penis_Monster was the one that uncovered the truth. fuck you suck josh.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 29, 2007, 12:41:21 PM
Masturbating bear......touche.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:41:27 PM
there's always been jocks in skateboarding....

Sluggo, Jake Stewart, Colin McKay, Joosef Itkonen....strange coincidence they are also all canadian. Bizarre, I wonder if they are Free Masons too....

Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 12:41:54 PM
can we get back to the interview?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: theorizer on June 29, 2007, 12:46:56 PM
Moral of the story....it's 4pm on a Friday, and we're all gaying off on the fuckin SLAP magazine message boards.
Jesus Christ, we're all fags.
Guile is a bit more fag-ish.
But seriously man.
Message boards.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:49:28 PM
have you seen my work in universal soldier? i can do the splits man.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:49:39 PM
No way guile is a fag, he was a memeber of the Scared Straight gang in Vancouver.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 12:50:20 PM
im not too sure what vancouver means but im taking it as an insult.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: pekar on June 29, 2007, 12:52:11 PM
North Van?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 01:20:44 PM
I was in a meeting, what did I miss??
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 01:22:29 PM
Josh, what you talking about? A few more pages and this shit will reach SLAP GOLD STATUS...

"Hey remember that time Josh Stewart came on here to defend his own video? Oh man, what a kook. That guy's just as bad as Jamie Thomas. I can't believe anyone would give a shit about something they spent the last 3 years making. What a douche."

"Yeah man, this board has soooooooo much POWER over the skateboard industry. It's kind of insane".

Run, run while you still can. It's too late for the rest of us. Save yourself...

Etc etc.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:23:10 PM
i got everyone worked up then they all got bored and left me  :'(
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:24:29 PM
and for some reason you guys keept bringing up how long he spent making the video. how is his lazy status supposed to make me feel compassion for someone trying to make money off of skateboarding. you guys make terrible arguements. this is why i never have to make sense on here, no one else does.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 01:25:20 PM
I'm still here man.

Wanna hug it out?

Homo.

Oh wait, that's another thread...
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:26:15 PM
as long as you give me a reach around and we spoon afterwards fruitscout.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 01:30:06 PM
Dude, prison rules. No spooning.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:32:48 PM
(http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/jodie-sweetin-big-boobs-06.jpg)

lets invite stephanie tanner along and see if she can hook us up with some rubber titty fucks
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 01:34:55 PM
Did someone mention Travis Strenger a couple pages back?

Thats so awesome man.

That guy is totally rad. Or is he?
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:36:36 PM
hes canadian scum. if he was from the US or europe i would probably like him. and his pants dont fit him properly, thats a turn off.
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 01:39:45 PM
I love baggy jeans and xl white tees. Dont you?
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Post by: Scully on June 29, 2007, 01:40:16 PM
page 6 struggles
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Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 01:41:00 PM
I love baggy jeans and xl white tees. Dont you?
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/XsFilms/SnelPlaatjes/ActHoffmanRainman.jpg)
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Post by: Jura on June 29, 2007, 01:46:18 PM
^^^ That doesnt look like baggy jeans and xl tees.

Whats up with that?
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Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 02:18:01 PM
page 6 struggles

and the "Newbie" takes it...
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Post by: moustache on June 29, 2007, 02:19:21 PM
PS. I wish my Slap Board name was RAIN MAN.

Fuck.

(I'm deadly serious)
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Post by: Sleazy on June 29, 2007, 02:19:47 PM
Moral of the story....it's 4pm on a Friday, and we're all gaying off on the fuckin SLAP magazine message boards.
Jesus Christ, we're all fags.
Guile is a bit more fag-ish.
But seriously man.
Message boards.

some of us work... 11 minutes till skate time
Title: Re: STATIC 3 TRAILER
Post by: alongway on June 29, 2007, 08:16:47 PM
WERE FROM CANADA DILLHOLE
don't get much rougher than having snow beat down your spots 8 months of the year

oh shut up with that, it barely snows in western canada and it didnt snow much this year or last year i hear.
and oh your 23 and skating pays for everything.
thats awesome, im glad for you but you still got an attitude problem and im sure your Canadian AM status(FLOW) is pretty awesome too.
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Post by: stagefright on June 29, 2007, 08:19:32 PM
im not in this arguement, but it snowed a shitload here this year, most ive ever seen, snowed in october and every month up to early april, which is a lot for here.
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Post by: alongway on June 29, 2007, 08:27:19 PM
oh word, alright wrong on the snow this past year but i remember last year i heard there wasnt much. my bad.
but name one video that takes more than year or 2 to make thats actually really good. im taking you never filmed a video before, ask those dudes you filmed with and see how long it took them to make a video.
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Post by: Guile on June 29, 2007, 09:00:34 PM
rainman says it all.
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Post by: surferjerry on June 29, 2007, 09:16:42 PM
(http://www.rocksofice.com/Admin/photos/large/JaRule%20COMBO.jpg)
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Post by: Nadie on June 29, 2007, 09:37:36 PM
Static III is going to be awesome. Great line-up. This is definitely my most anticipated video for the year.
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Post by: Hate and Destroy on June 30, 2007, 12:44:29 PM
This video is a breath of fresh air, Finally skateboarders that know how to skate. I'm really feelin this Pat Stiener kid too.
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Post by: clientele. on June 30, 2007, 03:04:44 PM
yeah totally dude lakai's going to suck.

Static III is going to be awesome. Great line-up. This is definitely my most anticipated video for the year.
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Post by: Alexactly on July 01, 2007, 04:45:48 AM
I want the freedom, and I want the guile.


I want the freedom and the guile.
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Post by: LostboysClothing on July 01, 2007, 05:14:53 AM
540 WANG FLIP WAS NUTS
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Post by: alexander32thegrea on July 01, 2007, 05:17:23 AM
tony manfre will have best part followed by olly todd and renaud soy panday will have the part to get you most physced to skate and steiner will rip for sure kevin coakley is suspect and lee berman will ruin this classic video and make it garbage
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Post by: LostboysClothing on July 01, 2007, 05:18:48 AM
tony manfre will have best part followed by olly todd and renaud soy panday will have the part to get you most physced to skate and steiner will rip for sure kevin coakley is suspect and lee berman will ruin this classic video and make it garbage

NATE SHERWOOD WILL BREAK YOUR FACE

DYLAN LOSTBOYS CLOTHING
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Post by: alongway on July 01, 2007, 11:33:56 AM
tony manfre will have best part followed by olly todd and renaud soy panday will have the part to get you most physced to skate and steiner will rip for sure kevin coakley is suspect and lee berman will ruin this classic video and make it garbage

coming from a dude who also said this
thats sick kid fits the team perfect hes got that whole british u.k vibe going on anyway style and trick selection included
i dont believe anything you say.
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Post by: zeekay on July 01, 2007, 12:56:09 PM
that. was. amazing.  danny renaud ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!  and purps, trying to dis jeru/drs? get your head screwed on right.
keep it up josh stewart!
that was sick. can't wait for the whole thing. and that jeru track is on point.

nate broussards street gap ollie to nose manual was harsh.
and his backside nosegrind on the curvy ledge was good.
the ollie nose manual on the white brick bank was tight too.
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Post by: coolio on July 01, 2007, 01:45:56 PM
says the guy who has illegaly uploaded hundreds of videos for no reason

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: Nadie on July 01, 2007, 05:30:43 PM
yeah totally dude lakai's going to suck.

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Static III is going to be awesome. Great line-up. This is definitely my most anticipated video for the year.
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Fully Flared is also going to be great, but the Static videos have fantastic skating and a great art direction, both of which make up an even better composition.
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Post by: hamhead on July 01, 2007, 06:24:40 PM
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yeah totally dude lakai's going to suck.

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Static III is going to be awesome. Great line-up. This is definitely my most anticipated video for the year.
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Fully Flared is also going to be great, but the Static videos have fantastic skating and a great art direction, both of which make up an even better composition.

The SLAP Poll says otherwise.
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Post by: listen up on July 02, 2007, 08:47:48 PM
cant wait Josh, ill be buying my 2nd Static and hopefully be at another Static premeire like the one in philly shit was so tight. after the premiere me and my friends went skating afterwords and were trying to be like Ricky just hauling ass down the road.that i think is why i love Static, makes you want to just go out and push fast ass hell
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Post by: imask8r914 on July 02, 2007, 08:54:52 PM
after the static 2 premiere i remember everyone skated up to love and it felt like the good old days hah. like 50 people skated for like 2 or 3 hours without cops.  that shit was fun
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Post by: suckmadeck on March 29, 2021, 06:01:11 AM
Bumping for historical reasons. Josh was spot on.
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Post by: Molte on March 29, 2021, 05:07:24 PM
Hands down fav. video
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Post by: CHONGO on March 29, 2021, 05:10:47 PM
Hands down fav. video

easily
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Post by: suckmadeck on March 29, 2021, 05:25:49 PM
Hands down fav. video

Gotta go with Static 2. The London section, Paul, Bobby, god damn such a sick video. Static 4 however holds a whole section in my heart.
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Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on March 29, 2021, 06:13:01 PM
Damn, Josh Stewart was really on SLAP in 2007 telling users to fight him. Internet just doesn't hit the same anymore. That Nate Broussard part was an instant classic.
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Post by: FrozenIndustries on March 29, 2021, 07:37:12 PM
Yo Soy's part in this so good. This was my introduction to the series and my personal favorite.
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Post by: Molte on March 30, 2021, 12:25:25 PM
God damn! Just finished reading page two. I'm heart broken on behalf of Josh. This is a blood bath.
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Post by: Molte on March 30, 2021, 02:43:32 PM
From page three on it's pretty much just a bunch of monkeys flinging poop at each other. By page 5 the super troll looses his power and page 6 is a bunch of people awkwardly walking around a battle ground covered in feces and blood.

Man, this is the most intense read I've ever had on SLAP.

Still backing Josh. This was a murder!

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Post by: rocklobster on March 30, 2021, 09:41:14 PM
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Hands down fav. video
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Gotta go with Static 2. The London section, Paul, Bobby, god damn such a sick video. Static 4 however holds a whole section in my heart.

Static 2 is a major nostalgia bomb, seeing pros film lines at spots in Asia was mind blowing, skateboarding was far less global in the 2000s than it is now.
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Post by: suckmadeck on March 31, 2021, 12:45:08 PM
From page three on it's pretty much just a bunch of monkeys flinging poop at each other. By page 5 the super troll looses his power and page 6 is a bunch of people awkwardly walking around a battle ground covered in feces and blood.

Man, this is the most intense read I've ever had on SLAP.

Still backing Josh. This was a murder!

Absolutely. If I had found out that I could access the beta version of the trailer I would have contacted Josh ASAP but that's me.
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Post by: Nosferatu on March 31, 2021, 01:31:09 PM
Solid thread thanks for bumping. Good memories. The best part was heckler kissing ass setting the stage for his theories work a decade later. Also did we ever figure out who Guile was? Also also reading tonycoxhox posts is like traveling back in time.
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Post by: suckmadeck on April 01, 2021, 06:41:45 AM
I know Josh has commented on this whole situation before in a few interviews but I'd love a Jenkem styled essay with stuff like this. It's fucking dead interesting