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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: socalduballstar on September 26, 2007, 06:07:13 PM
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shit is hella tight
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abp
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shit is hella tight
if you like dicks in your butt
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(http://www.sleestak.net/forum/userpix/2_longboardingdoesntcount_1.jpg)
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There's a kid who walks around with a long board in my school all day.............
needless to say he get's made fun of often
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i cant hate on someone for having a longboard as long as they actually skate. the rest of them have shell necklaces and hemp bracelets and that just bumbs me out because the general public mentally blends us together.
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So fucking wack! Especially when they try to relate to you because they "skate" too. If you ever call my skateboard a "shortboard" again I might kill you.
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all i need is a zip zagger
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two things worse than a longboarder are 1. a kook on longboard wearing sandals. 2. a kook on a longboard pushing mongo, then mall carrying it everywhere.
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
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theres tons of bad preppy college kids that wear element gear downn hear doin that shit. gives me something to laugh at so i'm into it.
i think that the clothing company that owns DC bought a longboard company cause they had a bunch of longboards from one company in their boutique in New York.
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being that i not only live in northern california, but also not far from a few colleges, i can safely say that if i was given a license to kill longboarders i'd be waist deep in dead white kids with dreadlocks right now.
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Longboard is the wrongboard.
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i like to race them down a hill bacause they usually pussy out 1/4 of the way down
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I don't understand them, everyone who rides them looks awkward, doesn't seem to be goignthat fast, has to stop at curbs to pick it up, and replace it on igher ground. you always see these college kids, with shell necklaces, newly found political views and just outright kooks riding them.
fun for novelty....
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This thread is proof that most of you would not have been skating in '91.
You skateboard "because it's fun," but won't longboard because people who dress differently from you do it?
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i don't really care, but when they start pushin mongo all funky.....
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This thread is proof that most of you would not have been skating in '91.
You skateboard "because it's fun," but won't longboard because people who dress differently from you do it?
Its just a waste of time, they do it for the novelty of ridinga skateboard...kooks!
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This thread is proof that most of you would not have been skating in '91.
You skateboard "because it's fun," but won't longboard because people who dress differently from you do it?
Its just a waste of time, they do it for the novelty of ridinga skateboard...kooks!
Sometimes I like to skate places, just to skate.
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
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people actually try and rip them though.. they ride up rails and board slide it, ultimate gnarr
so i gotta hand it to all the bald, shirtless, pierced, tatted, shorts wearing, socks to the the mid shin and i'm gunna hold my baby while i fuckin slash this 7 foot quarter pipe guys.
amen
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
im gonna cum in your cereal tomorrow morning.
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1. a kook on longboard wearing sandals. 2. a kook on a longboard pushing mongo,
I see people that do either one of those (or both) at my college every day and it never seems to stop me from laughing out loud at them.
I actually met some cool longboarders before that we weaving and skitching around in traffic and i joined em for a while. good times.
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
sorry but I dont eat breakfast
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the longboarding demographic is really lame, longboarding itself can be fun. the gonz, nuff said.
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Same goes for the off road wheels skateboard crowd. Saw a guy eat it twice on a regular board with monster truck wheels within a 5 second span right in front of the campus center during lunch time and the second time was while getting up from the first one.
Probably fun but for the most part you can do all the same stuff on a regular board and not get lumped in with the demographic.
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Same goes for the off road wheels skateboard crowd. Saw a guy eat it twice on a regular board with monster truck wheels within a 5 second span right in front of the campus center during lunch time and the second time was while getting up from the first one.
Probably fun but for the most part you can do all the same stuff on a regular board and not get lumped in with the demographic.
Yeah, being lumped in with the wrong demographic is the worst!
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two things worse than a longboarder are 1. a kook on longboard wearing sandals. 2. a kook on a longboard pushing mongo, then mall carrying it everywhere.
number two gets me every time.
i see it every day on campus.
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
you will tomorrow.
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A few years ago some friends and I were talking about longboards. I said that the only people who rode them were guys who couldn't skate a regular board and girls. Then it started to rain so we went to a parking garage. After a few minutes being there we could hear people skating a few levels up. A minute later the awkwardest looking guy ever and a girl came rolling by on longboards.
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Longboarding doesn't do it for me. Cruisers on the other hand are so much more fun.
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longboarding is pretty damn ugly.
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sean malto must have longboarded, it would explain his wide, saddle rash stance. he certainly wouldn't of have tricks in 'tentacles of destruction'.
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i saw our distibutor give one away as a first place prize for a desgin a t shirt contest... couldn't sell it, huh idiot
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
I have a Zig Zagger as well... super fun... it reminds me of the setups I used to roll on in the late 80's/early 90's.
I'm really not getting the longboarding hate though... it's just another version of skating. I mean, a kook is a kook, but the act of skating on one is just fun... it won't replace my need to skate on a regular board, but it has its own appeal.
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lately i've had the urge to set up something with rails and learn inverts....
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I agree, but a Zig Zagger is all I have, anyway isn't it funny how most of the people bashing longboards in this thread are the same guys calling out pro skaters for being jocks.
I'm really not getting the longboarding hate though... it's just another version of skating. I mean, a kook is a kook, but the act of skating on one is just fun... it won't replace my need to skate on a regular board, but it has its own appeal.
a long board seems like it be tight if you were on vaction at a massive resort or something like that
i know a few long boarder guys who seem pretty tight but overall i don't get it. probably because i live in Houston and you pretty much have to drive everywhere in this town.
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the longboarding demographic is really lame, longboarding itself can be fun. the gonz, nuff said.
That's what I was going to say
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i don't see anything wrong with it but if you can't do an ollie or a kickturn, theres no point.
i'd get something half the size but nothing thats as tall as a snowboard.
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There's a kid who walks around with a long board in my school all day.............
needless to say he get's made fun of often
its a whole crew of those in my school. 5 of them, walking around with their longboards all day long.
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This fake account actually makes me laugh
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This fake account actually makes me laugh
between the fake accounts, and people reacting to them I have to agree with you
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Everybody knows its just like screwing a fat chick. Fun as hell until your friends find out. Yep. Thats old
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Shit is hella gay, a bunch of douche bags at my school pushing mongo, yeah bro!!
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I second that motion. One time I was in Toronto, I long boarded through traffic. The city's so flat you can get hella speed. And you need a bigger softer wheel to do it. Granted it was at night and no one saw me except for my friends, but it was fun.
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i hope your friendz werenot on them too. a streetgang of longboarding would give the city secondhand embarrassment.
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Of course they were, and it was fun. Get over it.
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Of course they were, and it was fun. Get over it.
i bet after all thossssse potent dojsha nuggets, you guys were in santeria.
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I see plenty of guys on "regular" boards who have a awkward push. Look awkward riding. And are constantly just walking around with their board on their hand.
But they are weaing the proper fashions according to Vogue Skateboarding Magazine.
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i will say this Sector nine is one of the greastest thing that ever happend to longboarding alot of people board because they are a good start. Sector nine is like a sewer it serves it's purpose and but no one like them. pesonally don't hate them but don't think i will own another maybe the trylam just for memories
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going fast is pretty gnarly..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=PvgwBfHX65w
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longboarding is cool if you bomb hills, cruise every now and then....
But if all you do is longboard, well, your gay
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I couldn't help myself...someone posted a link to this on Silverfish longboarding so I made a username to drop in my 2 cents.
If all you see in "longboarding" is hippies with no balance cruising around on long pieces of wood...well...I've got nothing to say to you. There is so much more to "longboarding" than that. For example, how many of you have ever tried doing a 1080 slide at 30mph with your face 5 inches from the ground? Or tried slalom, boardwalking etc etc?
I understand that there is the stigmatism that longboarders are the pussies of skateboarding...but seriously...have any of you ever hit pavement going 55mph? I have, and I can tell you that it's just a tad different than falling off a rail. I don't want to come in here and bag on you guys because street skating is badass in it's own regard. I can't treflip a 5 stair but I bet few if any of you would know what the hell to do if you were going 50mph on a skateboard and had a 180* hairpin turn coming up. Stop being so damn concerned with the image of skateboarding and just go ride whatever it is you want. What the hell do you care if someone gets their kicks by cruising around on a long piece of wood in sandals?
There is so much more to skateboarding than "shortboarding" and "longboarding". You guys may think it's ridiculous when you see people at college cruising around but I assure you that there lots of people getting a kick out of watching 12 year olds throw a hissy fit after messing up a kick flip. So stop worrying about whatever other people are doing...it's all skateboarding.
Love what you do and open up to the concept that there is more to skateboarding than you may think. So yeah, don't be elitists and don't worry about what other people do to enjoy skateboarding.
P.S. I skate the local park everyday and don't wear shell necklaces. I also race Internationally and am sponsered by 2 different companies. Hope that blows your stereotypes to pieces.
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I couldn't help myself...someone posted a link to this on Silverfish longboarding so I made a username to drop in my 2 cents.
If all you see in "longboarding" is hippies with no balance cruising around on long pieces of wood...well...I've got nothing to say to you. There is so much more to "longboarding" than that. For example, how many of you have ever tried doing a 1080 slide at 30mph with your face 5 inches from the ground? Or tried slalom, boardwalking etc etc?
I understand that there is the stigmatism that longboarders are the pussies of skateboarding...but seriously...have any of you ever hit pavement going 55mph? I have, and I can tell you that it's just a tad different than falling off a rail. I don't want to come in here and bag on you guys because street skating is badass in it's own regard. I can't treflip a 5 stair but I bet few if any of you would know what the hell to do if you were going 50mph on a skateboard and had a 180* hairpin turn coming up. Stop being so damn concerned with the image of skateboarding and just go ride whatever it is you want. What the hell do you care if someone gets their kicks by cruising around on a long piece of wood in sandals?
There is so much more to skateboarding than "shortboarding" and "longboarding". You guys may think it's ridiculous when you see people at college cruising around but I assure you that there lots of people getting a kick out of watching 12 year olds throw a hissy fit after messing up a kick flip. So stop worrying about whatever other people are doing...it's all skateboarding.
Love what you do and open up to the concept that there is more to skateboarding than you may think. So yeah, don't be elitists and don't worry about what other people do to enjoy skateboarding.
haha you just admitted to being a longboarder
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZ0aNzLV6E
Chris Dahl sliding in North Vancouver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFSd51ck_LU
riders in the South Alps of France
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoCKbKVmay4
everything including a few light crashes
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i get stoked anytime i see anybody skating on campus, longboarders included. anything related to skating stokes me out still and as long as people are having fun, why hate on them?
edit: with that being said, many of these guys look like douche bags and push mongo.
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I dare you to watch this without laughing
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qi7xFwT_KyU
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hahaha yeah...that's Biker Sherlock. Trust me, no one who's into longboarding likes or respects him anymore.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZ0aNzLV6E
Chris Dahl sliding in North Vancouver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFSd51ck_LU
riders in the South Alps of France
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoCKbKVmay4
everything including a few light crashes
freakin radical!
i got all my powerslides on lock but i'll be damned if i get down and dirty like those dudes.
respect! 8)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkZ0aNzLV6E
Chris Dahl sliding in North Vancouver
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFSd51ck_LU
riders in the South Alps of France
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FoCKbKVmay4
everything including a few light crashes
freakin radical!
i got all my powerslides on lock but i'll be damned if i get down and dirty like those dudes.
respect! 8)
Thanks dude...THAT is longboarding. It's a rush like nothing else. I love just cruising around or hitting a park too but that stuff is what gets my blood pumping.
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sfahahahahahahsfaa. gasp, sfahahaaha.
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sfahahahahahahsfaa. gasp, sfahahaaha.
Whatever...you get your kicks on a rail, I get mine at 55mph or sliding down the hill. I skate pools and bowls too so your loss.
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pools and bowls are fun. i hope you longboard in them too. sfahahaha, i'm sure you go 55mph, you human porsche, you.
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Hahaha. Thanks, Damian.
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It is fun, you can go really fast with very little effort. like being in a cadillac. i like arbor and want one of these.
(http://www.arborsports.com/merchant2/graphics/07/skate/Rail_Koa.jpg)
or these
(http://www.arborsports.com/merchant2/graphics/07/skate/fleetwood.jpg)
I have one of these
(http://www.arborsports.com/merchant2/graphics/07/skate/PocketRocket_Koa.jpg)
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Look up Chicago Longboards, Kebbek, Never Summer, Longboardlarry, Rayne, Landyachtz, Bustin, Earthwing, ColdWar, Honey, Loaded or any of the other companies out there. Arbor's a great company but...90% of skaters out there don't know that there's more to longboarding than Arbor and Sector 9. No offense meant dude, they're quality boards...just saying there's so much more out there.
Oh and yeah, I do ride a 36" deck in the bowl.
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Longboard is the wrongboard.
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i'm sure you go 55mph, you human porsche, you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHkoEvyTOg
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i see twice as many longboarders as skaters around vancouver, its really sad
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I couldn't help myself...someone posted a link to this on Silverfish longboarding so I made a username to drop in my 2 cents.
If all you see in "longboarding" is hippies with no balance cruising around on long pieces of wood...well...I've got nothing to say to you. There is so much more to "longboarding" than that. For example, how many of you have ever tried doing a 1080 slide at 30mph with your face 5 inches from the ground? Or tried slalom, boardwalking etc etc?
I understand that there is the stigmatism that longboarders are the pussies of skateboarding...but seriously...have any of you ever hit pavement going 55mph? I have, and I can tell you that it's just a tad different than falling off a rail. I don't want to come in here and bag on you guys because street skating is badass in it's own regard. I can't treflip a 5 stair but I bet few if any of you would know what the hell to do if you were going 50mph on a skateboard and had a 180* hairpin turn coming up. Stop being so damn concerned with the image of skateboarding and just go ride whatever it is you want. What the hell do you care if someone gets their kicks by cruising around on a long piece of wood in sandals?
There is so much more to skateboarding than "shortboarding" and "longboarding". You guys may think it's ridiculous when you see people at college cruising around but I assure you that there lots of people getting a kick out of watching 12 year olds throw a hissy fit after messing up a kick flip. So stop worrying about whatever other people are doing...it's all skateboarding.
Love what you do and open up to the concept that there is more to skateboarding than you may think. So yeah, don't be elitists and don't worry about what other people do to enjoy skateboarding.
P.S. I skate the local park everyday and don't wear shell necklaces. I also race Internationally and am sponsered by 2 different companies. Hope that blows your stereotypes to pieces.
You say this because you can't skate. If you actually could 360 flip or could skate a rail you'd never say shit like that. And the elitistic attitude wouldn't bother you one bit, cause you'd know how much more skill it takes to be able to do those things. Be humble and learn how to skate instead of playing the big fish in your little pond of college hippies.
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Nope, no 360 flips. Stopped street skating when the best I could do was kickflip a 5 stair. I can BS Air out of the 9 foot section of the bowl and Smith grind the whole way around the round section (two small round sections and a larger rectangular section shaped kind of like a Ven diagram). But yeah, you're right, I have no idea how to skateboard. I'm the one at the park who watches his mouth because there are little kids there with their parents and doesn't do more than grimace when I make a mistake...maybe I should try to be a bit more humble too. Oh, hmmm, I'm also the one working with the Transportation dept. at Virginia Tech to allow skateboarding on campus (long, short, green, orange...whatever as long as it has 4 wheels and no motor) new policy which will allow skateboarders to ride wherever they want on campus should be ratified next month. P.S. the Transportation board wanted to limit it to just longboarding for fear of vandalism but I convinced them to remove any distinction on what type of board you could be riding. Oh, and I get no credit nor recognition for doing any of that, so the only personal gain i get is to be able to skate at school.
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Nope, no 360 flips. Stopped street skating when the best I could do was kickflip a 5 stair. I can BS Air out of the 9 foot section of the bowl and Smith grind the whole way around the round section (two small round sections and a larger rectangular section shaped kind of like a Ven diagram). But yeah, you're right, I have no idea how to skateboard. I'm the one at the park who watches his mouth because there are little kids there with their parents and doesn't do more than grimace when I make a mistake...maybe I should try to be a bit more humble too. Oh, hmmm, I'm also the one working with the Transportation dept. at Virginia Tech to allow skateboarding on campus (long, short, green, orange...whatever as long as it has 4 wheels and no motor) new policy which will allow skateboarders to ride wherever they want on campus should be ratified next month. P.S. the Transportation board wanted to limit it to just longboarding for fear of vandalism but I convinced them to remove any distinction on what type of board you could be riding. Oh, and I get no credit nor recognition for doing any of that, so the only personal gain i get is to be able to skate at school.
yeah but you long board....
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P.S. I skate the local park everyday and don't wear shell necklaces. I also race Internationally and am sponsered by 2 different companies. Hope that blows your stereotypes to pieces.
bragging about being sponsored, arent you just the coolest dude around. i bet you have a ponytail and play warhammer 40k as your other hobbie
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Nope, no 360 flips. Stopped street skating when the best I could do was kickflip a 5 stair. I can BS Air out of the 9 foot section of the bowl and Smith grind the whole way around the round section (two small round sections and a larger rectangular section shaped kind of like a Ven diagram). But yeah, you're right, I have no idea how to skateboard. I'm the one at the park who watches his mouth because there are little kids there with their parents and doesn't do more than grimace when I make a mistake...maybe I should try to be a bit more humble too. Oh, hmmm, I'm also the one working with the Transportation dept. at Virginia Tech to allow skateboarding on campus (long, short, green, orange...whatever as long as it has 4 wheels and no motor) new policy which will allow skateboarders to ride wherever they want on campus should be ratified next month. P.S. the Transportation board wanted to limit it to just longboarding for fear of vandalism but I convinced them to remove any distinction on what type of board you could be riding. Oh, and I get no credit nor recognition for doing any of that, so the only personal gain i get is to be able to skate at school.
i dont care how much you brag, theres people who skate and then theres skateboarders. sadly your just a dude who longboards, so unless your the gonz get back on your longboard and roll right the fuck out of our forum kook!
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How in the fuck is stinee less of a skateboarder than anyone else? Are you prepared to get on a soapbox and dictate as to exactly what skateboarding is? Everyone gets their own thing from skateboarding, and everyone does it differently.
I mean, I like doing flip tricks and skating street on top of other things, but that's not what skateboarding is. Skateboarding is simply the act of rolling on a board, no matter the dimensions... everything else is a bonus.
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read my first post ...............no beef with longboarding. shit can be fun as fuck, its the longboarders that get me. bragging and being a kook go hand in hand. buddy could have come on here and posted some vids and got everyone stoked, but he clearly didnt need to mention sponsors or community work or anything other than i love to shred period. longboarding isnt what makes stinee a kook, stinee's what makes stinee a kook.
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i used to know this longboarder named Roger. If you skate in the Bay area you've probably seen him at a skatepark at one time or another. Anyway, dude was actually pretty cool and killed bowls on his long board. We asked him why he didn't just skate a regular board, and he said he just liked riding his longboard better. To each his own, I guess. He definitely seemed like a kook at first, but I had to respect the dude because he fucking destroyed shit. I think he's pro now for Gravity longboards or somesuch shit...
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read my first post ...............no beef with longboarding. shit can be fun as fuck, its the longboarders that get me. bragging and being a kook go hand in hand. buddy could have come on here and posted some vids and got everyone stoked, but he clearly didnt need to mention sponsors or community work or anything other than i love to shred period. longboarding isnt what makes stinee a kook, stinee's what makes stinee a kook.
Sorry, I really didn't mean to come off as a pompous kook or whatnot. I was trying to make a point about longboarders not all being untalented, shell necklace wearing...you get the idea...by giving examples about myself. I didn't mean for it to come off in the way that it did and I'm sorry. In all honesty I am proud of what I've been working on at my school...it took a fair amount of work, I didn't mean for it to come off as bragging :-\. In regards to the sponsership thing, for whatever my word is worth now judging by the first impression that I made, I get angry at my friends when we're out at a party and whatnot and they tell people that I'm sponsered and stuff. In other words, I really don't like bragging or having people brag for me, it makes me feel like the arrogant prick that I clearly came off as being on this forum.
Anyway, I'm sorry for whatever negative appearance I gave myself. I love skating more than anything else I do and I guess I just got a little heated seeing the negativity that my choosen discipline was received with. Hopefully the videos that I posted will get a few people stoked and maybe change some opinions about longboarding.
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nuff said dude. i guess you get it now. welcome to the club.
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nuff said dude. i guess you get it now. welcome to the club.
you guys still need to stop calling skateboards shortboards...................that shit is gay.
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nuff said dude. i guess you get it now. welcome to the club.
you guys still need to stop calling skateboards shortboards...................that shit is gay.
haha only when you stop calling boards longer than 31" longboards ;)
Eh, it's just a name distinction...some people call them street boards, trick boards etc. It's all skateboarding
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Eh, it's just a name distinction...some people call them street boards, trick boards etc. It's all skateboarding
Not really. Riding a 31'' board with concave and doing tricks is skateboarding. Going fast and not doing tricks on a long flat plank is called longboarding. Skating bowls and doing tricks on a longboard is called blasphemy.
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i ride a 32" inch board ....................what does that make me. a mediumboarder
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You know what I meant.
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hi guys,
no ofence to any of you, i know it takes one hell of a lot of skill to 360 a 5 set or whatever, i used to skate street (and still do ocationally) and its cool. but please, dont rag on us just cause are boards are a different size! we are all skaters, we all skate, long or short, so what, its all fun. some like flipping stars, some like bombing hills at 50mph+, some like wiggleig through cones, and some poeple just like crusing, its all cool. i even respect the 'longhaired hippies in sandals' at least there skating right? at least there not riding bmx ;D
but come on! why cant we all just get on and skate and have fun, why is there this barrier between us and you? what about people like me that skate both kinds, i will skate anything, long short, street, vert, downhill,
in short i love skateboarding.
rob.
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do longboarders have there own mags? whats that wack one that has all different skateboarding in it. concrete or something...............i must say i still do enjoy making fun of the people that come and buy longboards from me, every once in a while some dude will come in and ill be stoked cause he knows what he wants and isnt just some kid buying a giant sector nine board because everyone at his/her community college has one.
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i love skateboaridng.
hahahahahahahahaha..................yah dun son!
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i cant type. yeah, its concrete wave, check it out somtime, its decent, i used to read thrasher but i got fed up of all the shoe adds, its concrete wave all the way now.
one of the mods here went on the 'fish and said hes good freinds wiht the editor of CW!
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I'm trying to look at this longboarding thing with an open mind......i watched those videos with those guys sliding everywhere and going fast and I'm sorry it just looks fuckin stupid and awkward. How is dragging your hands or your head across the ground while sliding around and flexing your body like gumby cool ?
I always thought of longboarders as the rejects of skateboarding, but I was wrong, most of those dudes prolly never even skated in the first place.
Like, to each his own and all, but why do you feel the need to come to the slap forums (a SKATEBOARDING forum) and defend longboarding, it makes no sense.
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do longboarders have there own mags? whats that wack one that has all different skateboarding in it. concrete or something...............i must say i still do enjoy making fun of the people that come and buy longboards from me, every once in a while some dude will come in and ill be stoked cause he knows what he wants and isnt just some kid buying a giant sector nine board because everyone at his/her community college has one.
Yeah...you're thinking of Concrete Wave. Features Street, Vert, Pool, Slalom, Ditch, Slide, Downhill and everything inbetween. Trust me, you're not the only one that gets the occasional chuckle from the guys that come in and buy the stock Sector 9 setups, there's no denying that there is definitely that demographic of college students who rider Sector 9s. As Rhurbarb said though, at least they're skating...
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the 'fish
fuck i tried.................shits gay.
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I'm trying to look at this longboarding thing with an open mind......i watched those videos with those guys sliding everywhere and going fast and I'm sorry it just looks fuckin stupid and awkward. How is dragging your hands or your head across the ground while sliding around and flexing your body like gumby cool ?
I always thought of longboarders as the rejects of skateboarding, but I was wrong, most of those dudes prolly never even skated in the first place.
Like, to each his own and all, but why do you feel the need to come to the slap forums (a SKATEBOARDING forum) and defend longboarding, it makes no sense.
thnaks man, i apreciate you not just bashing us, to be honest i cameon here bacuase it pisses me off, having longboarding, one of the things i enjoy most in life, being completely ripped about. it just anoys me. sorry if im not welcome here.
i know sliding may seem a bit arkward for you, its becuase its different, we just both see things form a different point of veiw
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generaly speaking sliding on your head in skating is usually a trip to the hospital, not fun. at least this isnt as bad as the time our forum got on that rollerblading forum.
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...Like, to each his own and all, but why do you feel the need to come to the slap forums (a SKATEBOARDING forum) and defend longboarding, it makes no sense.
Get tired of going to the park and treated like crap or having stuff thrown at us while we're skating...
I'm 18 so I don't get quite the same crap but Rhubarb over here is 13...it's not fun to be out enjoying yourself and have people yelling shit at you and then throwing crap at you. My friend ended up wearing a brace for a few weeks because some kid with a skateboard thought it would be funny to chuck a rock at him while he was going down a road. Essentially we get treated like crap by the general public because we skateboard and then have to put up with the stuff from other skaters too.
I understand that some people are going to look at longboarding and just say that it's not for them. That's fine, do what you love, just enough with the abuse, violence, and trash. I got on Slap because someone posted a link to this thread on Silverfishlongboarding...I figured that I'd get on and do my best to try and portray "longboarding" in a different light and to demonstrate some of the other sides of skateboarding. If you don't like it, it's cool. Skateboarding evolved out of the types of things that "longboarding" is considered to be now and became what skateboarding is popularly considered today for a reason...because the majority of people wanted to take it in that direction. So, no problem if you don't like it, but at least don't hate on it.
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...Like, to each his own and all, but why do you feel the need to come to the slap forums (a SKATEBOARDING forum) and defend longboarding, it makes no sense.
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you mean "the fish" right......................hahahahahahahahaha
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damn, people throwing rocks at you and shit ? thats hate crimes right there. I kinda feel bad for you guys, but you don't have it that rough gimme a break, now your starting to sound like pussies.
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this is like that episode of south park where cartman cant stop laughing at the midget. i think im gonna pass out if i keep laughing so hard.
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thanks stinee, thats pretty much what i wanted to say! i used to skate street, and when i took a longboard over the park they all looked at me funny, and took the piss, saying i couldnt handle real skating, i get shitm from the public for skating (as im sure you guys do too) but having other skaters, guys i thought i had somehting in common with me, taking the piss and throwing stuff.. it aint i nice situation to be in.
choad, i dont mean to sound like a pussy or anything, i know it does sound kinda pathetic. but still. thats how it is.
and why do you feel the need to post about longboards on slap?
hey, make an acount on www.silverfishlongboarding.com , and just chat, talk to some people, go on flashchat, you will see what were like. just normal, skaters, like you. but with a different style.
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im fuckin done, i herby declare that we change the name from longboarding to EMOboarding!
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^bahahahahaha!!!!
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come on MFS, were just tryig to be reasonable, some of the people on this forum are cool, they seem alright. but you. your not helping anything, just making stupid bloody coments.
too all of you guys that are cool with all skating. seeya, im done with this forum. its alright, good 'skatin! ;D
too MFS so long, i hope you realise theres more to life that acting big on forums. :P
in other words, im not coming back here. seeya :)
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someone throw up that go online and make fun of people thing grim made.
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Longboarding and actual skateboarding are two tottally seperate facets of skateboarding.
Concrete wave is the biggest joke of a skateboard magazine and I really wish that Micheal Brook would change it's name to "old guys' skateboard magazine" (by the way I am old myself at 32) . The only reason it is around is cause of sales of magazines like Thrasher, Skateboarding, Slap, Skateboarder, ConcretePowder, SBC and The Skateboard mag have created a market in 7 elevens, cornerstores, book stores, grocery stores and skateshops so it is able to piggy back off of the market that the real skateboard mags have created and sustained over the past 25 or so years.
Longboarding to and from the store or as transportation or just to get out and cruise on a sunny day is a great thing, I had a great huge board (over 6 ft long) made by Olliver Specht of Deep Cove and I would ride that sucker around the seawall and downtown all day with my longboarder friends just enjoying the cruise. I also rode a great Think longboard at Seylynn nightly when I lived across the street from that bowl back in 98.
Trying to be something as important to modern day skating is not a longboarders place. I have friends who I grew up with in North Van who have been riding longboards since before Sector Nine or any of those companies were even around. All they had for a choice was Skull Skates the best and most legit bigger and longer board supplier for the past twenty five years! All other's are copies of PD's products that he has offered for so many years through his shops.
Guys like MItchy, Jamie Sherratt, Shane Hunter, Langer, Carver Don Hartley and Eve Fever have been rocking the longboards as their daily rides since the 80's. These guys have shown the spirit of progression by adapting and learnig new school skateboard techniques on longer boards as they have been influenced by the people they skated with which happened to be regular sized skateboarders doing genuinely progressive flip tricks and lips tricks that reflected the moden day inovations of skateboarding. I have a problem with the guys who could not make name for themselves on a short board so they decided to grab a longer version of a short board and do the same tricks in skateparks as they used to do on a shorter proper skateboard. This is much more prevailent in the Claifornia skateboad scene.
I'm not down with the longboarders who try to claim they are just skateboarders like us here on the slap board, Goto Coastalriders.com and organize your get togethers and cruises and races across cities or up and down mountainsides but don't come to our turf and bitch about being made fun of on a real modern day skateboarding message board that's members are mostly involved with mainstream skateboard media, not some oultier offshoot of mainstream skateboarding.
Push your own industry don't come over to ours and try to make us change our minds about your pertinence to skateboarding.
Stinee......
"how many of you have ever tried doing a 1080 slide at 30mph with your face 5 inches from the ground? Or tried slalom, boardwalking etc etc?"
This is the kinda stuff that gives longboarders a bad rep with us modern day skateboarders. You sounded pretty kookish by asking that kinda question.
"So stop worrying about whatever other people are doing...it's all skateboarding."
This is a contradiction as you came here to defend your style of riding instead of living by the "stop worrying about whatever other people are saying" mantra.
As for the videos.....looks like fun but,
I have been skating the same hills in north van without pads, without a helmet, without leather or gloves and without a longboard for over 23 years. I was born and grew up on Capilano road and delivered newspapers on some of the steepest hills on the north shore. i never needed a longboard and I did it and adapted and had fun on a regular board bought at a standard skateshop. I slid multiple sets of T-Bones down to the bearings. I have gone really fast and never bothered to get a speedometer to brag about how fast I was going.
There is nothing wrong with riding a longerboard. Longboarding and modern day skatebeoarding are not one in the same. This is not a longboard forum.
WOW! That was a RANT and a half.......sorry for wasting your guys time.
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha.........................where did you find that gem?
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I just threw it together, quick and dirty.
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So, what IS the exact defintion, from a technical standpoint? I mean, it's a plank of wood, with bushings, bearings, trucks and wheels right? And the notion that longboarders push mongo...yeah right. You shortboarders are a bunch of fucking retards. You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die. Obviously, you guys don't care. So fuck all you shortboarders.
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lol where are all these longboarders coming from? Turn around, your not changing anyones mind if you can't tell already.
Funny thing, I was reading the fall SBC today and the "off the top" article by Scotty Macdonald was about things you must do at least once during your skate life (note longboarding is NOT one of them)
Heres a quote from the article, I lol'ed cuz i read it after reading this thread this morning
"Everything that involves riding a skateboard is skateboarding and is no more or less legitimate than any other form, except maybe those cruiser longboards that you couldn't do a trick on if you tried"
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HAHAHA. I forgot to mention, you shortboarders have small weenies! ;D
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Haha that's fine...longboarding made the top 5 things to do before you die list.
http://video.aol.com/video/sports-the-buried-life-film-trailer-longboarding-adventure/1808608
"The Buried Life"
I'm out, done with trying to be nice and reasonable and what not. I love skateboarding of all forms, and yeah, what we do is skateboarding. Actually we were skateboarding before you guys were. Go watch some of the Bones brigade stuff and other movies from that age...you'll notice skating down hills and sliding is in there more than grinding rails.
So yeah, I'm out. Enjoy blowing out your knees flinging yourselves off ledges and crushing your nuts on rails. Because while you're drinking beer and watching TV when your 45 because you can't skate anymore, I'm still going to be doing what I love.
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So, what IS the exact defintion, from a technical standpoint? I mean, it's a plank of wood, with bushings, bearings, trucks and wheels right? And the notion that longboarders push mongo...yeah right. You shortboarders are a bunch of fucking retards. You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die. Obviously, you guys don't care. So fuck all you shortboarders.
go back to "the fish" you kook. nobody wants to hear your emoboarding stories.
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You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die.
Sounds like fun!
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Haha that's fine...longboarding made the top 5 things to do before you die list.
http://video.aol.com/video/sports-the-buried-life-film-trailer-longboarding-adventure/1808608
"The Buried Life"
I'm out, done with trying to be nice and reasonable and what not. I love skateboarding of all forms, and yeah, what we do is skateboarding. Actually we were skateboarding before you guys were. Go watch some of the Bones brigade stuff and other movies from that age...you'll notice skating down hills and sliding is in there more than grinding rails.
So yeah, I'm out. Enjoy blowing out your knees flinging yourselves off ledges and crushing your nuts on rails. Because while you're drinking beer and watching TV when your 45 because you can't skate anymore, I'm still going to be doing what I love.
the buried life dudes are a bunch of chongo dicks. do you wear a stupid jumpsuit when you emoboard too. what about your fancy space helmet?
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You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die.
or scratch up your plaid shorts and hollister polo...........
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p.s some jock asshole whos never stood on a board before can do what you guys do, we saw it for ourselves. watch tent city, thats how you bomb a hill.
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Haha that's fine...longboarding made the top 5 things to do before you die list.
http://video.aol.com/video/sports-the-buried-life-film-trailer-longboarding-adventure/1808608
"The Buried Life"
I'm out, done with trying to be nice and reasonable and what not. I love skateboarding of all forms, and yeah, what we do is skateboarding. Actually we were skateboarding before you guys were. Go watch some of the Bones brigade stuff and other movies from that age...you'll notice skating down hills and sliding is in there more than grinding rails.
So yeah, I'm out. Enjoy blowing out your knees flinging yourselves off ledges and crushing your nuts on rails. Because while you're drinking beer and watching TV when your 45 because you can't skate anymore, I'm still going to be doing what I love.
I don't think you read my post properly. I clearly stated that Longboarding was NOT one of them, so stfu, longboarding sucks, everyone knows it, stop posting here.
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btw you guys are retards, you start off by trying to defend longboarding and telling us to stop hating, then you make fun of legit skateboarding ? Wheres the logic in that ?
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woah bros, no need to start a controversy over here. this is real chill
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Look up Chicago Longboards, Kebbek, Never Summer, Longboardlarry, Rayne, Landyachtz, Bustin, Earthwing, ColdWar, Honey, Loaded or any of the other companies out there. Arbor's a great company but...90% of skaters out there don't know that there's more to longboarding than Arbor and Sector 9. No offense meant dude, they're quality boards...just saying there's so much more out there.
Oh and yeah, I do ride a 36" deck in the bowl.
I don't know, I don't think that any of those are going to improve the performance of my dog pulling me down the street.
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woah bros, no need to start a controversy over here. this is real chill
[youtube=425,350]Sd39XDZOjhw[/youtube]
oh god! whats next 311
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No pads, leather. gloves, stupid downhill boards...1080 hands down power slides.....100% Real Skateboarding.
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fuck yeah, tent city. take that you bitch ass emoboarders
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You guys have no idea how fun it is flying down a hill at 100km/h, knowing that if you crash, you die.
or scratch up your plaid shorts and hollister polo...........
Hollister Polo?...Ew.
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Yeah dude! Fuck Hollister!
Billabong and element footwear, woo! Braaaaah pass the energy drinks! EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
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No pads, leather. gloves, stupid downhill boards...1080 hands down power slides.....100% Real Skateboarding.
hey alex, what are you up to these days?
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man, i was on the freeway the other day and a fucking rogue longboarder fucking raced past me. the speed limit was 65, and i was going about 70 so them sons-of-bitches had to be in 4th gear or something. anyways, the cop saw these reckless human porsches and fucking cheezed it. i don't know man, i thought he was gonna get away, but then he realized he can't go up curbs or dodge car scraps and ate shit man. the human porsche was gonna need some body work. he got charged with a d.u.i.
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5 pages deep? so who's better the football or baseball jocks?
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
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5 pages deep? Yeap, it's cause you fucktards can't figure out longboarding is another discipline of skateboarding!
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
why are you here!
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stoked, I just discovered how to put someone on my "ignore" list....... takes care of that problem.
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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
Hahahaha. Naturally, people don't wear skin tight pants either!
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
why are you here!
Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!
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this is hilarious, now the longboarders are lurking the slap forums
well they can't use the "we don't give a shit what you think' argument. Obviously you do.
Hahaha. Who woulda thunk eh? ;D :o
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
why are you here!
Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!
nope, these forums are chill, your a kook, get used to it
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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
making fun of someone because of the tightness of their pants is just as bad as hating someone because of their religion, sex, age, or skin color you know right? some longboreding hippy you are
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
why are you here!
Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!
nope, these forums are chill, your a kook, get used to it
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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
Well, pssssht. Not my fault shortboarders wear skin tight pants.
PS: Your mod skills suck! ;D
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sfahaha, he was racing in that classic longboarder stance with your legs much wider than you shoulder. he never has to worry about balls touching thigh action. have you ever seen a longboarder on a regular skateboard? stance is even more sfashahah.
Why, in a non-discriminating skateboard world, it seems that longboarders ARE on a regular skateboard! That's just fascinating isn't it??
why are you here!
Because it's FUN laughing at your forum's close minded-ness about longboarding as a discipline in skateboarding! I have honestly NEVER bumped into such a close-minded group of people before! I mean, if we were talking about fruit-booting, yeah...I can definately see why you guys would laugh, but longboarding?? Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!
sfa
i ride on a longboard because my dick is loooong and stand proud and wide; i don't appreciate my illustrious balls touching my thighs. my i think you got it backwords sfahaha. overcompensation? like the god fearing babyweiners in those giant pickup trucks.
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sfaha, people don't naturally stand in the shitting position. how do you avoid losing items in the pockets of your cargo shorts?
PS: Your mod skills suck! ;D
sfhahahahahahaha. making fun of my mod skills? what the fuck do you think this is, kindergarten?
shahahaha. i never said anything about longboarding "sucking/being lame/whatever", in fact i have one of those dinosaur jr. workshop longboards. longboarders though are the worst though. you can't get over the fact that people on here don't respect you. if you came on here trying to be a normal reasonable person instead of a crybaby, things would be different. yet you have to go and make fun of us "shortboarders" and our "skin tight pants". that is stereotyping, just how some regulars stereotyped all longboarders as being kooks. the reason why you keep getting shit is because you keep asking for it
p.s- i don't know what i just said and i don't care if it makes sense or not. suck it
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PS: Your mod skills suck! ;D
you dun fucked up now! someone find out who this dipshit is and hack his shit!
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I Longboard...what the hell did I say? Stop freaking posting in here. It's a waste of your time. As I said, when you're still skating they're going to have dead end jobs and be getting fat in front of their TV's in their free time. Give it up, I already tried being polite, even appologized for whatever negativity I left in my first few posts...they're just too cool for us.
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I'll get one eventually. From a real skate company and with Indys, not some Sector 9 with funny backwards trucks and plastic wheels.
Actually, the good thing about 'blading was that those kooks weren't on anything resembling a skateboard.
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I Longboard...what the hell did I say? Stop freaking posting in here. It's a waste of your time. As I said, when you're still skating they're going to have dead end jobs and be getting fat in front of their TV's in their free time. Give it up, I already tried being polite, even appologized for whatever negativity I left in my first few posts...they're just too cool for us.
goddamn i hate you. you think your gonna change the world or something. post yourself ripping down a hill going mach whatever or shut the fuck up, this is slap.
p.s i bet you even suck at emoboarding.
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5 pages deep? Yeap, it's cause you fucktards can't figure out longboarding is another discipline of skateboarding!
Dude, you proudly proclaim that you're a longboarder.
We can't possibly make any more fun of you than you have of yourself. Thanks!
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This is one of those stock images and it's called "Longboarder contemplating a hill"
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This is one of those stock images and it's called "Longboarder contemplating a hill"
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HAHAHAHAH
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a few weeks ago there was a group of midnight longboarders downtown van and i yelled 'do a kickflip!', one of them walked over all tough in his bike helmet, threatened me and told me to shut up, i said no, and that was that. then i got in a cab with my friends to head home. as we were heading down the street they were pacing us and i noticed bike helmet was pushing mongo so rolled down the window the heckle him a little more, then when we stopped at a red light one of his buddies came up to take my picture cause i guess he thought it was funny, then bike helmet roled up and swung at me through the window, didn't really connect though luckily, then kept on cruising. i was laughing my ass off and he mongo'd his way into the night.
this story has no point, i just dont like longboarders. i also worked with one who was sponsored and talked endlessly about tours and races and shit like his skating and my skating had any similarities and i gave a fuck. that was annoying.
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6 pages, really?
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a few weeks ago there was a group of midnight longboarders downtown van and i yelled 'do a kickflip!', one of them walked over all tough in his bike helmet, threatened me and told me to shut up, i said no, and that was that. then i got in a cab with my friends to head home. as we were heading down the street they were pacing us and i noticed bike helmet was pushing mongo so rolled down the window the heckle him a little more, then when we stopped at a red light one of his buddies came up to take my picture cause i guess he thought it was funny, then bike helmet roled up and swung at me through the window, didn't really connect though luckily, then kept on cruising. i was laughing my ass off and he mongo'd his way into the night.
this story has no point, i just dont like longboarders. i also worked with one who was sponsored and talked endlessly about tours and races and shit like his skating and my skating had any similarities and i gave a fuck. that was annoying.
heheh, good story.
"he mongo'd his way into the night" ;D ;D ;D
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worse thing ever
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I see plenty of guys on "regular" boards who have a awkward push. Look awkward riding. And are constantly just walking around with their board on their hand.
But they are weaing the proper fashions according to Vogue Skateboarding Magazine.
what is this?
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transgay?
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Man, chicks like their wood BIG! And shortboards...well...they just don't cut it!
that was so fucking stupid.
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Hey dude, look I'm done with this forum thing. I hate them because I always get my ass worked into a frenzy and start causing shit storms....like this one. I'm sorry, I'm out of here. Anyways, by any chance at all do you live near Roanoke VA or Washington DC? If by some chance you do...wanna skate sometime? I'm dead serious. I'll grab my street deck and follow you around and let you show me what the fuck I'm doing...see if I can remember any of what I used to do (I'll suck but it'll be fun) and then I'll take you out to a few hills I know of and let you borrow some gear and you can skate with me. I wanted to send you a message because I know if I posted on the thread it would just explode into some stupid BS.
Yeah, so, I know it's a 1 in a million shot that you actually live reasonably close (few hours maybe) but if you do, let me know. You guys don't like us and you don't respect what we do...we get that and I'm out. But if you wanna skate...hit me up...I'd try something different.
Oh, and if you seriously want pictures tell me. I assumed that was just you blowing steam so I decided to not make myself look like more of an arse by actually posting any. No decent video but it's the same stuff that's in the videos I put up earlier. Don't mean to piss you off any more, so if you weren't just blowing steam let me know.
that kook pm'd me......................emoboarders at there finest
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i was hoping this would further humiliate this kook, thoughts?
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emoboarders
dude, we read it the first 15 times, its not getting funny or clever any time soon...SHIT!
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can a mod just delete this thread? Then we can all pretend it never happened.
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fuck that, don't. this thread is most excellent.
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your right
longboarding sucks and takes no skill
if any of you are in the groton, boston, or north andover mass area, lemme know and ill be glad to race, or jsut skate
and by the way, never in my life have i worn a shell necklace, ro even considered buying one
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your right
longboarding sucks and takes no skill
if any of you are in the groton, boston, or north andover mass area, lemme know and ill be glad to race, or jsut skate
and by the way, never in my life have i worn a shell necklace, ro even considered buying one
are you going to be in the l.a massacre this year?
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no i wont be at the l.a massacre but ill be at broadway bomb
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well the l.a massacre is where the real men race. it is a 20 mile long course with speeds reaching up to 65 m.p.h.
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This shouldn't have been bumped.
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longboarding is skateboarding for people with absolutely no talent
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well the l.a massacre is where the real men race. it is a 20 mile long course with speeds reaching up to 65 m.p.h.
thank you...because i had absolutely no idea what the l.a massacre was
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a few weeks ago there was a group of midnight longboarders downtown van and i yelled 'do a kickflip!', one of them walked over all tough in his bike helmet, threatened me and told me to shut up, i said no, and that was that. then i got in a cab with my friends to head home. as we were heading down the street they were pacing us and i noticed bike helmet was pushing mongo so rolled down the window the heckle him a little more, then when we stopped at a red light one of his buddies came up to take my picture cause i guess he thought it was funny, then bike helmet roled up and swung at me through the window, didn't really connect though luckily, then kept on cruising. i was laughing my ass off and he mongo'd his way into the night.
this story has no point, i just dont like longboarders. i also worked with one who was sponsored and talked endlessly about tours and races and shit like his skating and my skating had any similarities and i gave a fuck. that was annoying.
Rudy rocks, longboarding is lol
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Personally, I think they're kinda lame, but I don't hate on people that ride them. Just don't lump yourself with me just because we both ride on planks of wood with wheels, and I don't mind you.
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he mongo'd his way into the night.
Classic.
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My longboard hate wasn't instigated until I read the comments in Cards' hillbomb in Tent City that Chalmers posted. That shit is epic, look at his fuckin wheels. It's a bit gnarlier to bomb a hill when you don't have a board with wheels that can roll over sticks and shit and huge speed-wobble proof trucks. Go away "bros."
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i never thought id see the words "cards,tent city or chalmers "in the same sentence with the word "longboard"
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Almost like seeing the words Mariano, Julien Stranger and snakeboard in the same sentence. :) Kooks will be kooks no matter what they ride. I just watched this and now I feel alot less hateful.
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2344140438281081558&hl=en
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Such a funny thread; people coming out with proper bumper sticker comments when talking about longboarding; I loved the one about longboarders having more wood, oh and the shortboarder comments.. I bleed.. I bleeeeeed!!
All I have to say about longboarding is that I once saw Danny Wainwright pissing about on a full sized one doing 360 flips (and making them look good); no idea how the hell he managed that! That's easily the most impressive thing I've ever seen done on a longboard; aside from that my first-hand experience has consisted entirely of people who have given up trying to do any form of a trick on a skateboard, and are too embaressed to put on blades, scuttling past (often in the rain) with their carefully crafted designer dreads flowing behind them in the breeze
Admittedly I live in a distinctly unhilly area of England, so you're probably not going to get any "genuine" longboarders around here, and I'm into anyone doing what they love of course, but fuck those longboard brah's I described above; frankly you are all embaressing yourselves!
Personally I try and skate anything and everything - not always successfully - and do that because I love challenging myself. Isn't that why everyone is constantly learning new tricks rather than sticking with what they currently do; skating for the sake or personal progression is what it is all about for me. And yeah I've bombed hills many time on my "short" board - I've slammed so hard going through a town centre I made a couple of ladies scream, a crowd gather round me and still have a calcified lump on my knee from the slam - but the fact that I could hang up at any moment somehow makes it even better.
Personally if I just wanted to "go fast" I'd ride my board fast, try and copy Busenitz or Cardiel - or get a motorbike or something if I wanted to "go faster"; I just don't personally see the attraction in mummyfying myself in pads and putting suspension on my board for a few mph - but that's just me, each to their own...
And most skaters these days DO skate faster than they can run - doing a trick at that speed is pretty brave; there's nothing like watching your board spin under you, hoping to catch it true, knowing if you don't make it you'll abruptly eat shit - to me it doesn't really compare to standing still on a board in full leather gear not even particularly needing a sense of balance.
Again this isn't direct hate; I like people who have some kind of passion in their lives, the ones who I really feel sorry for are the sheep who sleepwalk their way through their lives with nothing more exciting than the next tv programme to look forward to
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a few weeks ago there was a group of midnight longboarders downtown van and i yelled 'do a kickflip!', one of them walked over all tough in his bike helmet, threatened me and told me to shut up, i said no, and that was that. then i got in a cab with my friends to head home. as we were heading down the street they were pacing us and i noticed bike helmet was pushing mongo so rolled down the window the heckle him a little more, then when we stopped at a red light one of his buddies came up to take my picture cause i guess he thought it was funny, then bike helmet roled up and swung at me through the window, didn't really connect though luckily, then kept on cruising. i was laughing my ass off and he mongo'd his way into the night.
"We Demand to be Taken Seriously"
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There is a girl I know that always takes her longboard everywhere and everyone I know always refers to her as 'that skater girl'. Just speaking to her made me cringe. She just talked about her dcs how she has a 'trick board' as well and how she knows this other longboarder who has been in videos. I remember thinking after I spoke to her: you are not really a skater. I don't have an issue with anything anyone wants to do for fun but everyone who meets her will think this is what skaters are like which is not the case. She fufills the horrible media image of a skater to a T.
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I'd rather been seen on rollerblades than longboarding.
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i can tre flip on long boards better than i can on regular ones.
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In that case a tip of the hat to you; there's no way I could!
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There is a girl I know that always takes her longboard everywhere and everyone I know always refers to her as 'that skater girl'. Just speaking to her made me cringe. She just talked about her dcs how she has a 'trick board' as well and how she knows this other longboarder who has been in videos. I remember thinking after I spoke to her: you are not really a skater. I don't have an issue with anything anyone wants to do for fun but everyone who meets her will think this is what skaters are like which is not the case. She fufills the horrible media image of a skater to a T.
i met some chick exactly like this in van, i ended up fucking her for about a week and then dumping her. i would go skate and she would always want to tag along with her longboard or brand new bam element board. she was really hot so i didnt feel to bad about the whole deal but everything shed say i would just be thinking in my mind"god i hate you".
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I think longboarding is kinda fun. But then, I'm the kind of goofball that thinks that any kind of skateboarding is fun.
I just don't see the point of all this short-vs-long boarder hate. On one hand, I think I'd be pissed if some longboarder got up in my face, and tried to play the elitist and shit, because his board is bigger than mine or whatever. On the other hand, I can't see the anti-longboarder hate, either. It's very stereotypical to just say that "all longboarders are dreadlocked mongo-pushers" (which is how street skaters stereotype longboarders). Just like it's pretty narrow-mined to classify all street skaters as ledge and handrail skaters that can't go more than .0001 mph while flipping their decks around (which is how longboarders generally stereotype street skaters- and, don't even try to tell me you don't, you longboard guys, we all know it's true).
For my part, I longboard as a sidekick sorta deal. Usually, if I'm hurt, and can't go steet skating for a bit. Some longboards are great for riding in bowls, too- they're definitely faster and more stable than most "regular" skateboards. Hill bombing is fun, on a longboard set up for outright speed. It's just a different sort of flavor than bombing a hill on a street board, but I'm not the guy to say that one is really any better or worse than the other. Actually, I'm the guy that'd say that they're all good. Goes to show how little I know, I guess.
I just see them as different flavors of the same basic deal. One is smaller, and better suited for technical tricks or whatever. The other is bigger, and suited for high speeds and cruising. But, they all have a deck, two trucks, and four wheels. They're all skateboards. I happen to like them all, and I hate none of them (or, their riders).
I guess that kinda makes me hated by everyone, huh...? Whatever, it's just my two cents' worth. May not even be worth that much, actually. Sorry.
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Have you ever seen a longboarder actually come to a stop with any grace or control what-so-ever?
Never have... How do you properly (or effectively) stop a longboard?
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Have you ever seen a longboarder actually come to a stop with any grace or control what-so-ever?
Never have... How do you properly (or effectively) stop a longboard?
ride out front of your house on garbage day, approach a garbage can tipped on its side, jumpoff letting the board come to a stop in the can, tip the garbage can upright, wave to the garbage man as he empties the can's contents, and moveon with your day
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cut some hard ass turns until you get tossed off i guess
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you know, proportionally, if you're under 5'4," even if you're riding a regular board, you're longboarding.
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The term shortboard is heinous. There are skateboards, and longboards.
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if you like dicks in your butt
HAHAHAHHAHA
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I'd like to cop his Gazelle's.
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i'm sorry but that longboard dancing stuff is borderline homo
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heath would muff the fuck out of a longboarder. longboarders would've never been ABLE to hang with them hoods in chicago.
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I have to admit, I laughed a couple time... The old Short/Long board fight is back from what I see hahahahaha
So I wont talk about how gnarly going 65+mph is but I was more wondering about what YOU guys who are posting can do on your boards?
I personnally can't ollie and I'm not really interested in practicing, but what can you do on your skateboard?
What I mostly see with shortskaters (sorry, I know you dont like to be called like that but, I have to do a distinction here since I talk about both at same time) is 13 to 20 year old kids trying 30 times to ollie 3 steps or trying to launch whatever trick they have never been able to do and saying "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" at their board...
So you seem to be really good compared to all these gayass "board-walkers", "carvers" and "energy drinkers", so show us what you do, I'm sure you have tons of videos of yourself that you'll be proud to show me...
(In case of a smart answer like "Go fuck yourself, you gay boy", I'll of consider you can't do much...)
Flavien
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speed racer, please tell me that's you in your avatar!?
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lol
Yes that's me
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD. I've hit 50mph on my board before, I've slid down gnarly steep hills in San Fransisco, I've broken some bones skating parks and pools. I dont classify myself as a "longboarder" because I ride the typical 8X30 boards too. The fact of the matter is that if you can show any sort of style or comfort on a board, then people dont have the right to say anything to you. I'm not the greatest skater when I roll up to spots, but I always feel like I am having the most fun because instead of getting pissed off at trying the same trick over and over again, I can instead push my comfort level and try new stuff.
Most of the guys I skate with all ride regular boards too, and some of them are sponsored for it. They have never once given me shit for riding my longboard so I am confused as to why there seems to be so much hostility in this thread...Yeah I can see if you guys are talking about the stereotypical stoner-hippy longboarder with his Sector Nine board his mom bought him so he could fit in with all his little friends...But when you look at skaters like Brad Edwards, Jesse Parker, Roger Mihalko, Billy Green, etc....you can't possibly say that longboarding is gay.
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lol
Yes that's me
Sweet bro.
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD. I've hit 50mph on my board before, I've slid down gnarly steep hills in San Fransisco, I've broken some bones skating parks and pools. I dont classify myself as a "longboarder" because I ride the typical 8X30 boards too. The fact of the matter is that if you can show any sort of style or comfort on a board, then people dont have the right to say anything to you. I'm not the greatest skater when I roll up to spots, but I always feel like I am having the most fun because instead of getting pissed off at trying the same trick over and over again, I can instead push my comfort level and try new stuff.
Most of the guys I skate with all ride regular boards too, and some of them are sponsored for it. They have never once given me shit for riding my longboard so I am confused as to why there seems to be so much hostility in this thread...Yeah I can see if you guys are talking about the stereotypical stoner-hippy longboarder with his Sector Nine board his mom bought him so he could fit in with all his little friends...But when you look at skaters like Brad Edwards, Jesse Parker, Roger Mihalko, Billy Green, etc....you can't possibly say that longboarding is gay.
bob burnquist wasn't listed, so i don't believe a damn thing you say.
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Wow, is this rediculous or what?
I'm sorry to break it to you, but longboarding is not about running around in sandals and shell necklaces on sector nines.. If that's what you see when you hear longboarding, you are one narrow-minded idiot. I mean you can start calling us all of that all you want, but you don't even target any majority of the longboarding community when you do. We longboarders, the true longboarders, not the ones who run around like a bunch of posers saying "yyyoo braaaaah" all the time, aren't to fond of them either. They obviously give us a bad rep, because that's about all half of you see when you think longboarding..
It's a discipline of skateboarding.. You guys like to vert/street skate, and some of us like to Downhill, Slalom, Dance.. Each to his own.
I have no problem with regular skateboarding.. It takes some skill to nail some of the tricks some of you do.. But when you start categorizing a large group of people by the minority portion? I mean, should we all run around calling skateboarders a bunch of lowlife vandalizing stoners? Absoloutely not.
Oh well, whatever you want to think- Keep on thinking it..
To MFS.. Your a complete idiot.. Plain and simple. You are THE most narrow-minded person I've ever heard speak. You keep posting saying all these stupid things, and half of them don't even make sense.. Like "i was hoping this would further humiliate this kook, thoughts?".. Where are you trying to go with this? It's supposed to be humiliating that he tried to talk to you without 50 other people chiming in
And then you call us "kooks" because we like to go fast.. Well falling from 50 feet in the air isn't much less kooky then flying down a street at 50mph.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=y2qZ13C6bQo
Then you say longboarding is stupid because we can't hop up a curb, kickflip, or even ollie..
Well, hopping up a curb is useful to a longboarder so we do do that.. -http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Kickflipping and Ollies have nothing to do with longboarding, so why would we need to be able to do them? They're different disciplines, with different styles, and they have different tricks/techniques involved..
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niether's a sport, my nigga.
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just stop already you can't change anyone's mind
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Anyway...
Still nobody showing me how awesome they are...
Come one guys !! Show me what YOU can do on a skateboard... Prove me that you are not what I think you are... (Posers who can barely ollie and who are all hardcore 20 steps kickflippers on the internet ::) )
So??? I'm waiting...
I'll have a lot more respect to a dude who can actually skate... but that's the thing... I'm sure there are not onlty posers on this website but the majority is... And posers=haters...
So if one of you hater could show me what he can do I'll a little bit of consideration... For now what I see is people with LOTS of posts who seem to spend a lot more time in front of their computer than on their board...
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Check out this thread; http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=328.510 - it's an 18 pager of people posting their own footage on here; noteworthy for people's (generally) humble attitudes and being nice about each-others footy
(it's not about people saying they are awesome, more people going "ok, this is pretty bad, but here's some footy of me")
I actually come here because the majority of posters are genuine skaters, and not the typical TWS style geeks who focus on their appearence and yes do indeed give us all a bad name by indeed "trying 30 times to ollie 3 steps or trying to launch whatever trick they have never been able to do and saying "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" at their board..."
And some people are defensive on here, because this is something we love. We're contending with people selling us out to the X-Games, generating a new breed of competitive skater which is nothing to do with who we are or what we do, with a false image of what we do being blasted on MTV and a million commercials, with people thinking that rising a skateboard is all about bling and props - so of course people get a bit defensive generally about things; probably much in the same way that genuine longboarders would get hacked off if "the mainstream" suddenly decided to use a million images of dreadlocked flip-flop wearing geeks on longboards to sell their shit - the purists amongst you would probably start feeling a bit militant too.
Hope this gives a little context to things, and where some people - whether misguided or not - are coming from on here. Sure some people on here are idiots, but they stand out as such; it's not as if everyone on here gives a baying chorus of approval to the dumber comments
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Great thank !!
Spent some times watching some of this...
Props to lots of guys on this topic with LOTS of skills :) (Grimcity for exemple)
But... I didnt find so much haters from this topic on this one there... :lol:
I want to see a vid made by MFS or people with very smart nicknames like "dem hoes squawkin levitra" or "tango $$ tha pussy viol8r" ::)
But glad to read someone who doesnt have to use the word "gay" or "kook" in each of his sentence.
When I described the typical stupid shortboarder with no brain who keep on trying an impossible trick he never has and never will land but pretend the opposite, I perfectly know longboarders have their dad's son on campus WALKING around with their board under their arms telling "yeeeaah man" when you come cruising by them...
Just dont fall into the stereotype like I did (on purpose) to try to say my point of view...
Longboarding is composed of MANY different disciplines and that's what I like about all that... I like to go fast, you like to do tricks but what we have under our feet is fucking skateboard damn it !! So let's fucking hold hands and skate together lol...
I'd be glad to have a trick skater teach me some stuff and I'm always here to teach DH to people willing to try...
And on another note, I'd like to go back to an older post by chalmchalms... (on page 3)
I live in Seattle and I go to Van very often to skate all these hills...
I'd love to really show you what we do... You'll surely find it very differnt from what you are talking about... ridiing down Cypress or Seymour at 60/65 + mph is not delivering news paper around the british properties on a board... Wearing a helmet is necessary... a leather, well... not really, but it's more aero :D
Doing it on hard wheels and sliding all the way down BPs is fun but different... ;)
I hope we can meet someday and skate over there!! You'd be surprised by the level of trick skateboarding some of the best DHers in the world have ;)
Flavien
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ya, im all set with reading long posts. short and to the point people.
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all those damn words and bob burnquist wasn't mentioned once.
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It's the worst when a longboarder tries to relate to normal skate issues. Night and day buddy. I ride a board to feel it not to be able to do carves on soft wheels. NOT THE SAME. IT RELATES TO SURFING MORE THAN IT DOES TO SKATING.
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Great thank !!
Spent some times watching some of this...
Props to lots of guys on this topic with LOTS of skills :) (Grimcity for exemple)
But... I didnt find so much haters from this topic on this one there... :lol:
I want to see a vid made by MFS or people with very smart nicknames like "dem hoes squawkin levitra" or "tango $$ tha pussy viol8r" ::)
But glad to read someone who doesnt have to use the word "gay" or "kook" in each of his sentence.
When I described the typical stupid shortboarder with no brain who keep on trying an impossible trick he never has and never will land but pretend the opposite, I perfectly know longboarders have their dad's son on campus WALKING around with their board under their arms telling "yeeeaah man" when you come cruising by them...
Just dont fall into the stereotype like I did (on purpose) to try to say my point of view...
Longboarding is composed of MANY different disciplines and that's what I like about all that... I like to go fast, you like to do tricks but what we have under our feet is fucking skateboard damn it !! So let's fucking hold hands and skate together lol...
I'd be glad to have a trick skater teach me some stuff and I'm always here to teach DH to people willing to try...
And on another note, I'd like to go back to an older post by chalmchalms... (on page 3)
I live in Seattle and I go to Van very often to skate all these hills...
I'd love to really show you what we do... You'll surely find it very differnt from what you are talking about... ridiing down Cypress or Seymour at 60/65 + mph is not delivering news paper around the british properties on a board... Wearing a helmet is necessary... a leather, well... not really, but it's more aero :D
Doing it on hard wheels and sliding all the way down BPs is fun but different... ;)
I hope we can meet someday and skate over there!! You'd be surprised by the level of trick skateboarding some of the best DHers in the world have ;)
Flavien
Stop fighting it... you're a surfer by heart so go surf. Skating a normal board takes incredible skills. Skating a longboard can be done by anyone who can stand up.
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Stop fighting it... you're a surfer by heart so go surf. Skating a normal board takes incredible skills. Skating a longboard can be done by anyone who can stand up.
Hum.... you dont go surfing often don't you ::)
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
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JUST SKATE ..RIDE WHATEVER YOU WANT AND BE A MAIN , MAIN !!!
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turf longboard division.
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HA YUPPER.
THATS AFTER MOUSE PADS
ONE DAY AT A TIME
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As I said, I definitly admit doing tricks on a boards takes lots of skills, lots of practice and is extremely hard (a LONG time ago, I was able to ollie, and I kickflipped a few time too ;D ).
Now going down a 15% hill with 10 switchbacks at the MAXIMUM speed it can be done with 3 other guys on your side with their wheels at 15cm or less from yours is hard and you wont be able to do it in 3 months... But yes, doing a 540 hardflip on the top of a ramp is harder... but who can do that???? Very few people...
That is the other thing with trick skating, It is probably one of the hardest sport ever but how many people are really good? How many people are really talented? Lots of people who criticize longboarding saying how lame it is are not the ones who are supposed to say that since their level in tricks can be achieved in 3 months... They've just been skating for 2 years or more and are not able to progress... But they think they belong to this family of riders with skills and they thing they can talk...
Also too go back on the surfng thing... In what is my avatar a straight up surf looking stance?? I dont really get this one... ???
Do you often see surfers of their board in this position????
Didnt really wanted to but well... Let me know what "surf-like" this is...
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Ok go and start the flamming now !! ;D
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it just looks gay. not really feeling it
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Hum.... might look gay to you but... Have you ever thought about comparing trick skateboarding to to figure skating on 4 wheels??? ;D
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SWEET OK . IT TAKES ALITTLE BALLS TO MACH A REAL HILL, BUT WITH ALL THE ARMER KINDA TAKES AWAY FROM IT.
TRICK SKATEING AS YOU CALL IT TAKES SKILL ,PRACTICE, AND CREATIVITY.
WE ALL HAVE BALLS.
DONT BE HURT JUST BE REAL.
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my mum would be so pissed if i took her garden gloves and scraped them to shit.
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Hum.... might look gay to you but... Have you ever thought about comparing trick skateboarding to to figure skating on 4 wheels??? ;D
figure skating? thats all you could come up with. do you see any of us twirling around in place with leotards on? keep up with the times we dont get down like that anymore. i would say rolling down a hill is alot less complicated than learning how to nollieflip ol boy
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JC WOULD BOMB THOSE HILLS ON A REAL BOARD IN DICKIE A FLANNEL AND SOME HALF CABS
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SWEET OK . IT TAKES ALITTLE BALLS TO MACH A REAL HILL, BUT WITH ALL THE ARMER KINDA TAKES AWAY FROM IT.
TRICK SKATEING AS YOU CALL IT TAKES SKILL ,PRACTICE, AND CREATIVITY.
WE ALL HAVE BALLS.
DONT BE HURT JUST BE REAL.
Just dont forget that the "armor" only prtects you from road rash on the road... When you hit something, it's not 5mm of leathers that will protect you from anything ;D
Racing down a hill with a few friends is an awesome feeling that you've never experienced (and yes I have been dow hills "fast" on short boards with hard wheels).
Just try... We have lots of very skilled trick skateboarders up in Vancouver that cant get enough of it ;)
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Hum.... might look gay to you but... Have you ever thought about comparing trick skateboarding to to figure skating on 4 wheels??? ;D
figure skating? thats all you could come up with. do you see any of us twirling around in place with leotards on? keep up with the times we dont get down like that anymore. i would say rolling down a hill is alot less complicated than learning how to nollieflip ol boy
hahahhahahahahhahaha
I was kidding, but the goal is the same... And please.. dont be homophobic, full of stereotypes like that...
FYI, after almost 5 years of intensive DH, there are still a few roads (not many though) I havent beaten without crashing and some guys I havent been able to beat yet...
A nollie flip?? I'd love to be able to do one... But doing the same thing over and over again at the same place is not my thing... So no...
Anyway... What do you do???
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JC WOULD BOMB THOSE HILLS ON A REAL BOARD IN DICKIE A FLANNEL AND SOME HALF CABS
Sure this JC would... but he'd be slow as shit and I'd have to wait for him a long time before he arrives at the bottom ;D
And actually he wouldnt go down every hills... I'd even show you some hills he wouldnt even think about skating ;D
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As I said, I definitly admit doing tricks on a boards takes lots of skills, lots of practice and is extremely hard (a LONG time ago, I was able to ollie, and I kickflipped a few time too ;D ).
Now going down a 15% hill with 10 switchbacks at the MAXIMUM speed it can be done with 3 other guys on your side with their wheels at 15cm or less from yours is hard and you wont be able to do it in 3 months... But yes, doing a 540 hardflip on the top of a ramp is harder... but who can do that???? Very few people...
That is the other thing with trick skating, It is probably one of the hardest sport ever but how many people are really good? How many people are really talented? Lots of people who criticize longboarding saying how lame it is are not the ones who are supposed to say that since their level in tricks can be achieved in 3 months... They've just been skating for 2 years or more and are not able to progress... But they think they belong to this family of riders with skills and they thing they can talk...
Also too go back on the surfng thing... In what is my avatar a straight up surf looking stance?? I dont really get this one... ???
Do you often see surfers of their board in this position????
Didnt really wanted to but well... Let me know what "surf-like" this is...
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Ok go and start the flamming now !! ;D
tights would be a good look for you guys. ;D I thought I was looking at jay adams for a second.
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Hum.... might look gay to you but... Have you ever thought about comparing trick skateboarding to to figure skating on 4 wheels??? ;D
figure skating? thats all you could come up with. do you see any of us twirling around in place with leotards on? keep up with the times we dont get down like that anymore. i would say rolling down a hill is alot less complicated than learning how to nollieflip ol boy
I was kidding, but the goal is the same... And please.. dont be homophobic, full of stereotypes like that...
FYI, after almost 5 years of intensive DH, there are still a few roads (not many though) I havent beaten without crashing and some guys I havent been able to beat yet...
A nollie flip?? I'd love to be able to do one... But doing the same thing over and over again at the same place is not my thing... So no...
Anyway... What do you do???
who was being homophobic? and in case you didnt know anything about trick boarding, a nollie flip is versatile i can do it down something, across something, on something, do one into another trick. so thats not same place, but ill be damned if doing it over and over again isnt fun as hell each time
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I was talking about you who keep talking about how "gay" it was... etc...
In case you havent noticed lots of gay people are not wearing leopard suits and tights lol...
Anyway...
It might be damn fun but I've never enjoyed it much... even when I ended up landing what I attempted...
And once again... Easy to talk over the internet about what you can do... but show it to me !!!
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JC WOULD BOMB THOSE HILLS ON A REAL BOARD IN DICKIE A FLANNEL AND SOME HALF CABS
And actually he wouldnt go down every hills... I'd even show you some hills he wouldnt even think about skating ;D
after reading this, i can honestly say i fucking hate you
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I was talking about you who keep talking about how "gay" it was... etc...
In case you havent noticed lots of gay people are not wearing leopard suits and tights lol...
Anyway...
It might be damn fun but I've never enjoyed it much... even when I ended up landing what I attempted...
And once again... Easy to talk over the internet about what you can do... but show it to me !!!
get a soap box
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I was talking about you who keep talking about how "gay" it was... etc...
In case you havent noticed lots of gay people are not wearing leopard suits and tights lol...
Anyway...
It might be damn fun but I've never enjoyed it much... even when I ended up landing what I attempted...
And once again... Easy to talk over the internet about what you can do... but show it to me !!!
you never enjoyed it because it was too hard for you. and the leotard reference was to figure skating which you attempted to compare "trick" skateboarding to. and jeezy cant show any photos for fear of losing his secret identity. maybe when later when jeezy reveals himself, no pun intended
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LOL
Pretty much the kind of answer I was expecting... ;D
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longboarding is fun if your stoned and too lazy to acually skate, but other than that it gets boring really fast
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LOL
Pretty much the kind of answer I was expecting... ;D
im not worried about proving myself to a fuckin longboarder
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lol
Start proving yourself to yourself... that will be a good start...
Haaaaa Posers....
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my backside and frontside slashes are proof!
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longboarding is fun if your stoned and too lazy to acually skate, but other than that it gets boring really fast
"really fast"... Man don't encourage him, that's the word he was waiting for anyone to say.
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lol
Start proving yourself to yourself... that will be a good start...
Haaaaa Posers....
do you want me to private message you a picture?
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lol no, I want everyone to see it...
I can send you tons of pics of some average dudes of the internet... If you are too shy, not my problem lol
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post footage of yourself doin' 55 on a fast hill or something
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lol no, I want everyone to see it...
I can send you tons of pics of some average dudes of the internet... If you are too shy, not my problem lol
i dont want everyone to know who i am stupid. im well known, my cloak of disguise as jeezy cant be removed dog
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sure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8z7om8uBqg
Not the fastest hill ever for sure...50/55mph... not more... You can see me in many videos but much more in this one...
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Since when did Young Jeezy skate ??? haha im only joking
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that made me dislike you even more
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that made me dislike you even more
who gives a fuck?? not me.
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sure
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8z7om8uBqg
Not the fastest hill ever for sure...50/55mph... not more... You can see me in many videos but much more in this one...
do they have sposors for you guys? I think a signature palm gloove is in order. 8)
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lol what do you care if I'm sponsored or not?
Would it change something? ::)
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that made me dislike you even more
who gives a fuck?? not me.
i wasn't talking to you
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that made me dislike you even more
who gives a fuck?? not me.
talkin to me?
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lol what do you care if I'm sponsored or not?
Would it change something? ::)
just the amount of mountain dew ya drink.
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i'm talking to the long boarder dude sheesh
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i'm talking to the long boarder dude sheesh
yeah i guess pm wasnt good enough for this leatherclad faggot
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mabey somebody should post the video of K-rimes doing fuckin 78mph in colorado :)
anyways. I love riding any kind of skateboard. i have been riding for about 10 years and i have no plans for stopping any time soon. ive had lots of stupid kids talk shit to me for longboarding but they usually shut up when i pull out my normal skate. most kids dont understand that skateboarding isnt about tricks...
im all for progression in skateboarding, as well as progressing my own skills, but when skateboarding becomes all about tricks thats when it gets boring. i think its way cooler to see someone pull of a more basic trick with style and flow than some quadruple nollie tre flip to fakie blah blah blah while not even moving. skateboarding is all about flow, style, and speed. not tricks. you kids might understand that if you started skating longer than 6 months ago :)
if you guys actually think that skateboarding is about what tricks you can do then you need to evaluate why exactly it is that you skate. even better just quit cause you dont get it.
i have noticed that at the skatepark most of the really good skaters are cool with me whatever board im riding, its just the dumb kids that talk shit cause they dont know what its really all about. im not saying im the best skateboarder in the world, far from it, but the real skaters are always happy to see me and to help me progress, the fakes and posers are the ones who talk shit... mostly younger kids, who woulda thunk it... see you guys at the park
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cool you go fast!
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
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ohh my bad, yeah but that longboarder BRAHH seems like a kook, he needs to find a longboarding forum ;D
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
yeah but everything about sweet's avitat fucking sucks
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Here comes the rain......
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AHAHAHA what a cook ;D ;D ;D. Look at that constipated expression on his face; "No pain no gain (with a birch branch up the ass)".
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AHAHAHA what a cook ;D ;D ;D. Look at that constipated expression on his face; "No pain no gain (with a birch branch up the ass)".
the truck is backwords.
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why does anyone care what a complete fuckin stranger does for fun?
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LONGBOARDERS AINT WELCOME HYERE! WE DONT LYKE YOUR KYND!
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
at least I don't post pics of myself looking like one.
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
at least I don't post pics of myself looking like one.
oooh you just got served
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I put long-boarding in the same boat as street luge, big-wheel mountain board thingys, and scooters. These all have the same amount of relevance to skateboarding.
With that said, I have bombed some hills on a longboard and it was pretty fun, but not something I could see turning into a hobbie.
And those pics look really silly, what the fuck is up with that space helmet lol and the touching the ground fetish you guys have
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mabey somebody should post the video of K-rimes doing fuckin 78mph in colorado :)
anyways. I love riding any kind of skateboard. i have been riding for about 10 years and i have no plans for stopping any time soon. ive had lots of stupid kids talk shit to me for longboarding but they usually shut up when i pull out my normal skate. most kids dont understand that skateboarding isnt about tricks...
im all for progression in skateboarding, as well as progressing my own skills, but when skateboarding becomes all about tricks thats when it gets boring. i think its way cooler to see someone pull of a more basic trick with style and flow than some quadruple nollie tre flip to fakie blah blah blah while not even moving. skateboarding is all about flow, style, and speed. not tricks. you kids might understand that if you started skating longer than 6 months ago :)
if you guys actually think that skateboarding is about what tricks you can do then you need to evaluate why exactly it is that you skate. even better just quit cause you dont get it.
i have noticed that at the skatepark most of the really good skaters are cool with me whatever board im riding, its just the dumb kids that talk shit cause they dont know what its really all about. im not saying im the best skateboarder in the world, far from it, but the real skaters are always happy to see me and to help me progress, the fakes and posers are the ones who talk shit... mostly younger kids, who woulda thunk it... see you guys at the park
while i agree with your post, skateboarding has, is, and always will be about one thing and one thing only....having fun.
i don't care how awesome you think you are, how many tricks you got, or how many stairs you can ollie, if you're not having fun, just quit and join something where winning and being the best means something. in otherwords, drop the fake core skater facade and embrace the jock within you.
sorry to offend but more than half the people on SLAP come across like straight jocks....and it ain't just me thinking it.
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
at least I don't post pics of myself looking like one.
Gotta start learning how to express yourself my friend... ::)
Anyway... the trucks are Randal truck with inverted geometry so no... they're not "backwards"
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And to go back on the "touching the ground" thing... Since the entire board is constently sliding under your feet you need a 3rd point to stabilize yourself...
You can do it with no hands down and you gain a little bit of speed by doing it that way, but it takes a LOT of skills and not many people do it on a daily basis...
And Young Jeezy, when you, Da King of Da Hood, will start skateboarding, you'll be able to talk... Poser...
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real skateboarding>kookboarding
lets get that settled
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And to go back on the "touching the ground" thing... Since the entire board is constently sliding under your feet you need a 3rd point to stabilize yourself...
You can do it with no hands down and you gain a little bit of speed by doing it that way, but it takes a LOT of skills and not many people do it on a daily basis...
And Young Jeezy, when you, Da King of Da Hood, will start skateboarding, you'll be able to talk... Poser...
kinda like how motorsport dudes look like their dragging their knees...are they dragging their knees ?
You must go through a lot of gardening gloves
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And to go back on the "touching the ground" thing... Since the entire board is constently sliding under your feet you need a 3rd point to stabilize yourself...
You can do it with no hands down and you gain a little bit of speed by doing it that way, but it takes a LOT of skills and not many people do it on a daily basis...
And Young Jeezy, when you, Da King of Da Hood, will start skateboarding, you'll be able to talk... Poser...
hahahahahaha.... i can't remember the last time i heard someone over the age of 14 say "poser"
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If all of you tough dudes think that longboarding is gay, then why has no one ever given me shit about it when I show up to spots on my longboard?
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kinda like how motorsport dudes look like their dragging their knees...are they dragging their knees ?
You must go through a lot of gardening gloves
My gloves are made for that... There is a sliding puck on the palm
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The only thing worse than a longboard is a longboard without a kicktail.
I need a kicktail to ollie up a curb, over a crack or a manhole cover.
Without a kicktail we are reduced to Homo Sapiens again.
Case closed.
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kinda like how motorsport dudes look like their dragging their knees...are they dragging their knees ?
You must go through a lot of gardening gloves
oh thats nifty, you still didn't answer the space helmet question though, are you seriously considering wind resistance ?
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LOL
Dude put your hand outside you car while going 50, 60 or 70mph... you might understand that "wind resistance" is the main thing to fight against...
And yes, we also "draft" someone in order to pass him...
Also these helmets while they wont make such a big difference while going downhill are very lite (650grams, while a moto helmet will be more than twice heavier)
Due to the tuck we have, our necks are getting VERY sore... It's a lot more confortable...
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longboarding sucks soooo bad haha i will never be convinced otherwise especially not now. CHEA
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10 pages.
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longboarding sucks soooo bad haha i will never be convinced otherwise especially not now. CHEA
lol
you have an average post count of 25 posts per day since less than 2 months... :D
When do you find time to skate???? Oh yes... sorry... you dont :D
Gosh... Why is it raining here... Damn Seattle ::)
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while i agree with your post, skateboarding has, is, and always will be about one thing and one thing only....having fun.
i don't care how awesome you think you are, how many tricks you got, or how many stairs you can ollie, if you're not having fun, just quit and join something where winning and being the best means something. in otherwords, drop the fake core skater facade and embrace the jock within you.
sorry to offend but more than half the people on SLAP come across like straight jocks....and it ain't just me thinking it.
you seem like one of the more level headed guy's on this site, mabey thats why your rep is -32 :) i agree that skateboarding is about fun, i just take it as a given. if these kids arent having fun then im not sure exactly why theyre skateboarding.
for the person talking about longboarding being like a scooter, you have no idea at all... think about it a longboard is based on skateboard technology, which is based off of rollerskate technology. before street skating started in the early 90's not every single deck looked the same, or had the same specs, now according to a bunch of noobies :) a skateboard has to be 31.5 by 7.75 and have double kicktails... i think that a longboard is a skateboard simply because there is no actual difference. try and prove me wrong
real skateboarding>kookboarding
lets get that settled
there are many kooks that ride both short and long skateboards. there are also many legit skaters that do the same. by generalizing an entire group of people you just make yourself look dumb
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longboarding sucks soooo bad haha i will never be convinced otherwise especially not now. CHEA
you have an average post count of 25 posts per day since less than 2 months... :D
When do you find time to skate???? Oh yes... sorry... you dont :D
Gosh... Why is it raining here... Damn Seattle ::)
haha im unemployed n lovin it! make another jab that wont effect my self esteem at all! go ahead!
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I'm just glad I don't ride what this guy does HAHHAHAHAA!!!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=dj1JEBGpGLE
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and yeah i generalized a group of people. i hate you all and hope you burn in hell. there i said it
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If all of you tough dudes think that longboarding is gay, then why has no one ever given me shit about it when I show up to spots on my longboard?
because they are too busy laughing behind your back
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If all of you tough dudes think that longboarding is gay, then why has no one ever given me shit about it when I show up to spots on my longboard?
why are you at a skatespot? that takes skillz. you should be going down a gnarly hill, doing nothing, with a biker helmet on and garden gloves. GET SOME!
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If all of you tough dudes think that longboarding is gay, then why has no one ever given me shit about it when I show up to spots on my longboard?
I'm going to seriously doubt this is the case.
When I'm down at the park.. Here is what I notice..
The real skaters, the ones who can actually skate, and enjoy it are cool with everything.. Most of them actually beg to ride my board.. and when they do.. They honestly love it.
Then there's a little circle of kids who think they can skate, they just sit around at the skatepark feeling "cool", and then stand-up.. Try to do a kickflip, and then go sit down again after they fall.. They think they're so hard.. but they really aren't.
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what exactly do you do at a skatepark? go up and down the ramps?
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If all of you tough dudes think that longboarding is gay, then why has no one ever given me shit about it when I show up to spots on my longboard?
I'm going to seriously doubt this is the case.
When I'm down at the park.. Here is what I notice..
The real skaters, the ones who can actually skate, and enjoy it are cool with everything.. Most of them actually beg to ride my board.. and when they do.. They honestly love it.
Then there's a little circle of kids who think they can skate, they just sit around at the skatepark feeling "cool", and then stand-up.. Try to do a kickflip, and then go sit down again after they fall.. They think they're so hard.. but they really aren't.
bullshit, you fucking liar. you know that the only people that are interested in your longboard are little kids that think anything "extreme" is cool. the real skateboarders know what is wack and they think you're a faggot.
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not really but I know it's harder than longboarding. ;D
And that picture on your avatar is a straight up surf looking stance.
your an idiot...thats all there is too it....yeah longboarding is based off surfing, but nothgin about sweets avitat is surf like
at least I don't post pics of myself looking like one.
Anyway... the trucks are Randal truck with inverted geometry so no... they're not "backwards"
that's right... it's accepted in longboarding to be assbackwards.
So I hear you talk about the repetitiveness of doing tricks and it makes me wonder what's so new and refreshing about going down the same hill over and over again?
It seems to me that there's only a few things to know and understand about longboarding. It seems like there's a backside slide no hands, frontside slide no hands, backside slide w/ hands, frontside slide w/ hands. That's four things/tricks.
Either way, if I saw you at a session I wouldn't mind your presence or even vibe you. You are on a skateboard and having fun and that's all that matters. I'm just argueing to back up the "tricksters".
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so how exactly did you all come to be so ignorant anyways?
what exactly do you do at a skatepark? go up and down the ramps?
rip the bowls and do tricks, just like most people. except you. you just do kickflips while standing still.
:) oh there i go generalizing a whole group of people hahaha no im sure most of you are cool. but seriously ive seen some cool ass shit done on a longboard at a skatepark.
i realise that alot of longboarders are bogus and shouldnt be anywhere near a skateboard but theres also real skateboarders out there riding these things and doing cool stuff...
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looks like instead of posting that flashy crap you could go out and skate... you know polish your skills, and mabey someday people will respect you for being a good skater...
or you could just call longborders gay on tha intrawebz, either way...
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well he's got plenty of slack and time to waist if he plans on getting good at longboarding.
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looks like instead of posting that flashy crap you could go out and skate... you know polish your skills, and mabey someday people will respect you for being a good skater...
or you could just call longborders gay on tha intrawebz, either way...
DUDE! YOU ARE ON THE INTERNET AT THE SAME TIME I AM! YOU CAN'T USE THE "GO SKATE INSTEAD OF TALKING SHIT ON THE INTERNET" DEFENSE.
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i'll give props to one of you kickflippers if you can go 60mph let alone 25
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looks like instead of posting that flashy crap you could go out and skate... you know polish your skills, and mabey someday people will respect you for being a good skater...
or you could just call longborders gay on tha intrawebz, either way...
Not true. I think it may be possible to longboard while typing, shaving, and maybe even sleeping. Damn that shit's hard.
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i'll give props to one of you kickflippers if you can go 60mph let alone 25
you're right!
fast=cool
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yeah its cooler than practicing kickflips off a 3set for 3 hours a day and falling on your face 70% of the time
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instead of posting you could go out and skate
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hehehehehe
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yeah its cooler than practicing kickflips off a 3set for 3 hours a day and falling on your face 70% of the time
i can proudly say i've never skated a 3 stair for 3 hours, nor have i ever fallen on my face
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I still havent seen anything YOU can do :lol:
And for your info, I skate my favorite hills many times and I travwel all around the world for contests, freerides and just for fun... To discover new hills, new roads...
Every roads are differnets... 3 steps are 3 steps...
Anyway, all you haters, post a vid of YOU !!!
At least a pictures...
I know some of you like "young Jeezy" is WAYYY too famous to post anything, but what about the others???
Show us what you got!! What you do !!
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i'll give props to one of you kickflippers if you can go 60mph let alone 25
i'll give props for not wasting garden gloves.
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I still havent seen anything YOU can do :lol:
And for your info, I skate my favorite hills many times and I travwel all around the world for contests, freerides and just for fun... To discover new hills, new roads...
Every roads are differnets... 3 steps are 3 steps...
Anyway, all you haters, post a vid of YOU !!!
At least a pictures...
I know some of you like "young Jeezy" is WAYYY too famous to post anything, but what about the others???
Show us what you got!! What you do !!
k chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUcOgRGZb0
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Wow, is this rediculous or what?
I'm sorry to break it to you, but longboarding is not about running around in sandals and shell necklaces on sector nines.. If that's what you see when you hear longboarding, you are one narrow-minded idiot. I mean you can start calling us all of that all you want, but you don't even target any majority of the longboarding community when you do. We longboarders, the true longboarders, not the ones who run around like a bunch of posers saying "yyyoo braaaaah" all the time, aren't to fond of them either. They obviously give us a bad rep, because that's about all half of you see when you think longboarding..
It's a discipline of skateboarding.. You guys like to vert/street skate, and some of us like to Downhill, Slalom, Dance.. Each to his own.
I have no problem with regular skateboarding.. It takes some skill to nail some of the tricks some of you do.. But when you start categorizing a large group of people by the minority portion? I mean, should we all run around calling skateboarders a bunch of lowlife vandalizing stoners? Absoloutely not.
Oh well, whatever you want to think- Keep on thinking it..
To MFS.. Your a complete idiot.. Plain and simple. You are THE most narrow-minded person I've ever heard speak. You keep posting saying all these stupid things, and half of them don't even make sense.. Like "i was hoping this would further humiliate this kook, thoughts?".. Where are you trying to go with this? It's supposed to be humiliating that he tried to talk to you without 50 other people chiming in
And then you call us "kooks" because we like to go fast.. Well falling from 50 feet in the air isn't much less kooky then flying down a street at 50mph.. http://youtube.com/watch?v=y2qZ13C6bQo
Then you say longboarding is stupid because we can't hop up a curb, kickflip, or even ollie..
Well, hopping up a curb is useful to a longboarder so we do do that.. -http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Kickflipping and Ollies have nothing to do with longboarding, so why would we need to be able to do them? They're different disciplines, with different styles, and they have different tricks/techniques involved..
hey hey, ive got a fan. take all the potshots you want kook because its gonna make your board any shorter .
p.s oh yeah and fuck that guy who signs the end of all his posts too...............flavien............is that your dungeons and dragons name....pfffff!
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...before street skating started in the early 90's not every single deck looked the same...
street skating started the first time a kid broke the crate off his scooter and began riding around and has been refining itself ever since.
i love how "old-schoolers" seem to think skateboarding was born in an empty los angeles swimming pool during that 70's drought. it wasn't.
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I still havent seen anything YOU can do :lol:
And for your info, I skate my favorite hills many times and I travwel all around the world for contests, freerides and just for fun... To discover new hills, new roads...
Every roads are differnets... 3 steps are 3 steps...
Anyway, all you haters, post a vid of YOU !!!
At least a pictures...
I know some of you like "young Jeezy" is WAYYY too famous to post anything, but what about the others???
Show us what you got!! What you do !!
people actuallly care?
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To MFS: I'm french dumbass
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I'm sorry but even as a conesseur of good skateboarding I would rather watch kickflip johnny throw himself down the big 4 at the skatepark than one of those mongo-pushing, snowboard-stance having scrotes. Seriously, i haven't come across one longboarder who was not a complete fucking douche. Maybe one day I'll meet a longboarder who doesn't mall grab his board, complain about how he'd rather be riding some "sick slalom" instead of skating the perfect grindline bowl in front of him, or talk to me endlessly about how he had a photo in concrete wave after i simply asked to borrow his lighter. There's nothing wrong with bombing a hill on a longboard on the way to the liquor store, but the bottom line is, if you take longboarding for anything more than the joke that it is you might also consider taking it up the ass from another dude.
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I still havent seen anything YOU can do :lol:
And for your info, I skate my favorite hills many times and I travwel all around the world for contests, freerides and just for fun... To discover new hills, new roads...
Every roads are differnets... 3 steps are 3 steps...
Anyway, all you haters, post a vid of YOU !!!
At least a pictures...
I know some of you like "young Jeezy" is WAYYY too famous to post anything, but what about the others???
Show us what you got!! What you do !!
people actuallly care?
YEs, I want to have a talk with people who actually skate... Franklin might be 15 years old but he skates and is pretty good...
Oh and Somekid... stop watching Back to Future.. it has a really bad influence on you...
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stereotypes are fuckin fun dude....
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I still havent seen anything YOU can do :lol:
And for your info, I skate my favorite hills many times and I travwel all around the world for contests, freerides and just for fun... To discover new hills, new roads...
Every roads are differnets... 3 steps are 3 steps...
Anyway, all you haters, post a vid of YOU !!!
At least a pictures...
I know some of you like "young Jeezy" is WAYYY too famous to post anything, but what about the others???
Show us what you got!! What you do !!
people actuallly care?
Oh and Somekid... stop watching Back to Future.. it has a really bad influence on you...
have you ever burned a hole in the garden gloves? are they recycleable?
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JC WOULD BOMB THOSE HILLS ON A REAL BOARD IN DICKIE A FLANNEL AND SOME HALF CABS
And actually he wouldnt go down every hills... I'd even show you some hills he wouldnt even think about skating ;D
you are clearly know nothing about skateboarding.....................you wanna know why i hate you. its because your just like the rest of the billabong short wearing, broski saying, american eagle wearing fuckwits on the local university campus. that JC you just bagged on could make you look like fuckin mary tyler moore just by standing on a skateboard.
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you are clearly know nothing about skateboarding.....................you wanna know why i hate you. its because your just like the rest of the billabong short wearing, broski saying, american eagle
Why do you give a fuck what the rest of the people doing it look like? Hell, in '91 every skater was wearing a pair of big ass Blind pants and a sweatshirt from Goodwill.
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you are clearly know nothing about skateboarding.....................you wanna know why i hate you. its because your just like the rest of the billabong short wearing, broski saying, american eagle
Why do you give a fuck what the rest of the people doing it look like? Hell, in '91 every skater was wearing a pair of big ass Blind pants and a sweatshirt from Goodwill.
i started skating in 92................i remeber it like it was yesterday. i personally dont give a fuck what anyone wears.................its a way of describing them as a group fuckwit. your one of those fuckin know it all scenester dipshits arent you!
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I'm glad to read some people who actually know what they're talking about...
Since we arrived here to say that you guys were wrong, the only kind of attitudes I have seen (exept of course a (very) few one), are typical 15/16 year old who knows everything about nothing, some pro-skaters wannabe who dont even skate and who have no other way of answering other than saying "you're gay"...
You are the kind of douchebags that gives a bad rep to this sport...
Learn how to speak and stop thinking you "are the knowledge itself"
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uhm, it's not a sport.
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well im done with this thread. on a lighter note i aquired one of those fiberglass sole one benches from the shop today. im hoping it will get us through the winter. im stoked it grinds and slides so well.
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Why isn't it a sport? Because we don't run around while kicking a ball?
Sport - an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature
Skateboarding is an athletic activity that requires skill or physical prowess.. So that classifies it as a sport.
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I'm glad to read some people who actually know what they're talking about...
Since we arrived here to say that you guys were wrong, the only kind of attitudes I have seen (exept of course a (very) few one), are typical 15/16 year old who knows everything about nothing, some pro-skaters wannabe who dont even skate and who have no other way of answering other than saying "you're gay"...
You are the kind of douchebags that gives a bad rep to this sport...
Learn how to speak and stop thinking you "are the knowledge itself"
yep. Those tricksters don't know how to challenge themselves like us true winners.
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Why isn't it a sport? Because we don't run around while kicking a ball?
Sport - an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature
Skateboarding is an athletic activity that requires skill or physical prowess.. So that classifies it as a sport.
neither is a sport. it's a hobby or artform.
in a sport you can just get in and play, it takes almost a month just to get comfortable with anything on a skateboard.
you can considering longboarding a sport if you want to, broheim.
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lol you guys are funny ;D
I waste garden gloves and I'm one of those leather fruits that bomb hills... the only thing is that I don't push mongo, don't wear shell necklaces, and hang out with skateboarders regardless of the length of their... boards. I know twice as much about board mods as the average skateshop employee and I've only been... skateboarding for a year. What a concept. I still think stairs and rails and whatever are gnar... don't get me wrong. I just wish there were more open minded skateboarders out there even if they're kooks to someone else.
This is nuts.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t0NuzE5wato
This is fun.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lnYx3Gp5Up0
It's weird how many parallels there are to long/short forums. "We" bash "you" and vice versa. "We" are fuckin nerds about our setups and "you" often ride stuff stock because that's not what really matters in a skater+board. "We" make countless ranting threads about "you" and how "you" ruin a "longboarder's" image and "you" fight back with threads about the kooks that ruin skateboarding and what it means to "you." It's all the same shit and its stupid.
zomg i'm from silverfish. let the bashing begin... or continue or whatever. Cheers ;D
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Why isn't it a sport? Because we don't run around while kicking a ball?
Sport - an athletic activity requiring skill or physical prowess and often of a competitive nature
Skateboarding is an athletic activity that requires skill or physical prowess.. So that classifies it as a sport.
in a sport you can just get in and play, it takes almost a month just to get comfortable with anything on a skateboard.
you can considering longboarding a sport if you want to, broheim.
First, you can just jump into the middle of soccer game and start kicking the ball right? Don't need to learn anything?
And I mean, who learns to hit the ball before they start playing baseball?
Every sport involves learning, longboarding and skateboarding included.
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
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lol you guys are funny ;D
I waste garden gloves and I'm one of those leather fruits that bomb hills... the only thing is that I don't push mongo, don't wear shell necklaces, and hang out with skateboarders regardless of the length of their... boards. I know twice as much about board mods as the average skateshop employee and I've only been... skateboarding for a year. What a concept. I still think stairs and rails and whatever are gnar... don't get me wrong. I just wish there were more open minded skateboarders out there even if they're kooks to someone else.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t0NuzE5wato
This hill is fun.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=lnYx3Gp5Up0
zomg i'm from silverfish. let the bashing begin... or continue or whatever. Cheers ;D
Yeah brah, I think I was racing against you on the winner tour. You only beat me cause you had on spandex and a luge helmet. Don't sleep though cause I've been crosstraining at a few campus' and beaches here and there. I'll defeat you next time cause I'm the best in the sport.
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
So your trying to tell me you know more the definition of "Sport" better than a dictionary huh?
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
shhhhhhhh
dont forget... they "are the knowledge" ::)
Go down a 10 miles road or spend a day doing some tricks, you'll be tired and you'll have your legs burning becasue it IS a sport
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board mods
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.......................ha!
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pffffffffttttttttttt... whats the point if your not competing?
"eat my dust"
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yeah I was all "I'm gonna look like such a fuckin idiot right now" when I wrote that
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
dont forget... they "are the knowledge" ::)
Go down a 10 miles road or spend a day doing some tricks, you'll be tired and you'll have your legs burning becasue it IS a sport
you forgot to sign your post flavien.................anytime your in victoria feel free to come to vicwest and get heckled.
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
dont forget... they "are the knowledge" ::)
Go down a 10 miles road or spend a day doing some tricks, you'll be tired and you'll have your legs burning becasue it IS a sport
and you wonder why everyone thinks longboarders are fucking gasoline huffers.
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This is seriously pretty entertaining... I'm gonna stick around for a while even if it pisses you off but for now, I leave.
board moddddddzzzzzzzz ftw zomg epic lulz-zor to the max
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Just me and you hotshot. One hill, one shot, one winner. 8)
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
dont forget... they "are the knowledge" ::)
Go down a 10 miles road or spend a day doing some tricks, you'll be tired and you'll have your legs burning becasue it IS a sport
and you wonder why everyone thinks longboarders are fucking gasoline huffers.
Becasue when they say keep on being insulted for no reason and hear arguments like "you wear necklace, you're gay, you faggot" they kind of think they are talking with people with an IQ equivalent to the one of pre-juvenile monkey, they get annoyed?
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I've raced a prejuvenile monkey... and he won.
I DID NOT have my speedo suit on though so it don't count.
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bro, it's not a sport. i understand you longboard in between varsity football and basketball seasons, don't quit because it's not a sport. yes, you can just jump in those games without really learning, if you don't that on a skateboard, you will get hurt almost always.
By the way.. I looked up skateboarding here's the definition
the sport of riding a skateboard.
shhhhhhhh
dont forget... they "are the knowledge" ::)
Go down a 10 miles road or spend a day doing some tricks, you'll be tired and you'll have your legs burning becasue it IS a sport
and you wonder why everyone thinks longboarders are fucking gasoline huffers.
I wasn't even going to give him that much, but it's a close call.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
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well, with dumbass bros like you at the defense of the "sport", it makes all the sense in the world.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
I'll just roll some 101s and ride right over the curb.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
don't want to scare away the thousands in attendance.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
to quote.... you seriously need to learn how to boneless...
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
No, watch this, moron.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
I dont think it's the kind of vid that will help....
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I'm sorry if an ollie is the only way you know how to get over an obstacle.. we know many ways. :)
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those are not skateboards
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
only a true skater like yourself would know that at higher speeds doing what I saw on that link comes easy.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Eh, probably not necesarrily that one.. but maybe they'll get the idea? Ok, maybe not.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
you know you can't fucking boneless at 65mph, you fucking human porsche liar.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
you know you can't fucking boneless at 65mph, you fucking human porsche liar.
Your right, you can't.. Well there's at least one piece of common sense.
You slow to a speed where it is possible.
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
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I'm sorry if an ollie is the only way you know how to get over an obstacle.. we know many ways. :)
Only us longboarders know how much skills it takes to get on curbs like that.
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sublime and vans slip on combo....
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
we all learned that shit before we learned how to ollie you aint special
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
I havent seen many curbs in the french alps or in the japanese mountains anyway ::)
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
You just got done saying we can't get onto a curb without ollieing..
Just letting you know, your wrong.
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k chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUcOgRGZb0
that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills
(http://artfulwriter.com/jesus-wept-large.jpg)
those are not skateboards
like i said before i ride skateboards both long and short and i love all types of skating, but...
if anyone can prove to me that a longboard is not a skateboard then i will eat my hat
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
Yeah, I ride where the cars are at.. and if a car can drive over it at speed.. so can we :)
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?
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k chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUcOgRGZb0
that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills
Yeah
At least one can actually skate lol
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?
you gonna need pics of me riding japanese roads and in the alps or is it gonna be fine?
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k chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUcOgRGZb0
that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills
Not bad at all.. Pretty good.
That only makes up for one of you, though. Anyone else?
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dude, you all are such funny little kids. you got like all of the longboarding forum here posting for kicks to piss off you little kiddies.
i respect shortboarders that rip, hell the other day i was carving down a hill after class, this shortboarder comes blazing by, busts a siiiiiick standup slide and keeps on going. mad style, mad skill. i don't have much skill, but at least i enjoy what i do. i seriously wish i could ollie over a curb, but i suck at that, but at least i have fun.
sounds to me like the rest of you are wayyyy too worried about looking core than anything else. maybe those emo-fag tight ass pants you fuckers wear are squishing your balls too much? try to just "hang loose" sometime "brah", relaxing and enjoying the ride isnt bad, being a whiny poser is. i cant go up curbs true, but at least i dont have to worry about a crack larger than 1/4 of an inch because my tiny hard ass wheels will get stuck in it.
oh yeah, and just for the record, most of the best speedboarders in the world will do shit on a shortboard that you little kiddies cant even dream of, and rip any pool you see harder than you can imagine. http://www.concretedisciples.com/skate_photos/categories.php?cat_id=151. hmmm..who got second place here...an all around ripper that can also bomb hills and ride a longboard *gasp*
any of you funny little fuckers in the bay area? i goto uc berkeley, and i see so many little high schoolers walking around with their boards. i do see rippers true, but for the mostpart i see a bunch of fag looking posers. are your shitty wheels rattling your teeth too much? or could it be the utter lack of creativity in the design of your boards that makes you ashamed to ride them?
anytime any of you little kids wanna prove how "Core" you are and beat me down a hill while i get wobs 1/4th of the way down lemme know...we'll see how well you can drift standing up!!
hahahahahahahaha. looooooooosers
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
I'm not sure what size or how hard the wheels are but it seems UNskater like of you to think that if a car that has suspension and soft tires
can roll over it so can you.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Just letting you know, your wrong.
are you trying to imply that that was an ollie?
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
i think i just blew a funny fuse or some shit.
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k chief
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXUcOgRGZb0
that vid is pretty dope. you got some skills
That only makes up for one of you, though. Anyone else?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSPG9QQg4C0
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Just letting you know, your wrong.
No, in fact I'm not implying anything. I'm flat out stating there's other methods of avoiding an obstacle, other than an ollie.
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avid longboarders
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dude, you all are such funny little kids. you got like all of the longboarding forum here posting for kicks to piss off you little kiddies.
i respect shortboarders that rip, hell the other day i was carving down a hill after class, this shortboarder comes blazing by, busts a siiiiiick standup slide and keeps on going. mad style, mad skill. i don't have much skill, but at least i enjoy what i do. i seriously wish i could ollie over a curb, but i suck at that, but at least i have fun.
sounds to me like the rest of you are wayyyy too worried about looking core than anything else. maybe those emo-fag tight ass pants you fuckers wear are squishing your balls too much? try to just "hang loose" sometime "brah", relaxing and enjoying the ride isnt bad, being a whiny poser is. i cant go up curbs true, but at least i dont have to worry about a crack larger than 1/4 of an inch because my tiny hard ass wheels will get stuck in it.
oh yeah, and just for the record, most of the best speedboarders in the world will do shit on a shortboard that you little kiddies cant even dream of, and rip any pool you see harder than you can imagine. http://www.concretedisciples.com/skate_photos/categories.php?cat_id=151. hmmm..who got second place here...an all around ripper that can also bomb hills and ride a longboard *gasp*
any of you funny little fuckers in the bay area? i goto uc berkeley, and i see so many little high schoolers walking around with their boards. i do see rippers true, but for the mostpart i see a bunch of fag looking posers. are your shitty wheels rattling your teeth too much? or could it be the utter lack of creativity in the design of your boards that makes you ashamed to ride them?
anytime any of you little kids wanna prove how "Core" you are and beat me down a hill while i get wobs 1/4th of the way down lemme know...we'll see how well you can drift standing up!!
hahahahahahahaha. looooooooosers
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45mph?
longboarders have fake steez.
And since I'm usually faster than cars... I ride on the road so... ;D
you travel the world and bro-down on the fiercest country roads imagineable.
where do i sign up? are dank nuggets involved too?
bro, i won't get a speeding ticket will i? i've got so sick style, this is right up my alley. real talk.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Just letting you know, your wrong.
and they're way more graceful than an ollie shmollie.
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ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills
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ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills
Yeah.. to be honest, you might.
Depends on the cop your dealing with..
They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful..
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can i burn them with my human porsche skills? you know, get to the bottom and run into the mountains?
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ya actually you might get a speeding ticket. ive been hasseled by the cops quite a bit bombing hills
Depends on the cop your dealing with..
They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful..
They might ignore you, attempt to ticket you, warn you, tell you to be careful, laugh at your helmet, laugh at your spandex,
call you a lose, push you over a cliff, chuckle at your 3 teeth, and run you off the road.
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would you hit this?
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There's some 9 year olds that can kickflip that thing.
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would you hit this?
At an average speed of 15mph... yes they will ::)
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There's some 9 year olds that can kickflip that thing.
i'd like to meet those 9 yr olds. theyd prolly be world famous, and dead. cuz i dont think you can land a kickflip after several hundreds of feet of vertical drop. and on trees. hahahahahaha
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i think so, but bro! what about my dank nuggets, i like to puff some marymary to calm me before i drop the bomb. if i get a speeding ticket they'll search me?!?!
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malcolm! teach me please!!!
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would you hit this?
You're trying to insult but the truth is that OUR way of skating takes a lot more skill and patience.
If any of us had any desire to be a long boarder we would take over your industry due to the fact that
we have better balance from all the years of skating. Rolling will not give you the kind of balance given to us
by repeatedly doing tricks. I can imagine right off the bat going really fast and slamming, or I'd work my way up to higher speeds
and get my technique down to race. This would happen in a matter of months. Not sure about you but I like to challenge myself.
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would you hit this?
You're trying to insult but the truth is that OUR way of skating takes a lot more skill and patience.
If any of us had any desire to be a long boarder we would take over your industry due to the fact that
we have better balance from all the years of skating. Rolling will not give you the kind of balance given to us
by repeatedly doing tricks. I can imagine right off the bat going really fast and slamming, or I'd work my way up to higher speeds
and get my technique down to race. This would happen in a matter of months. Not sure about you but I like to challenge myself.
Insult you????? hum... ok if you want... ::)
show me your stand up slides skills... That requires balance
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Is that a skill? I was born in Sf. It's a given that I can hold my own down hills.
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would you hit this?
You're trying to insult but the truth is that OUR way of skating takes a lot more skill and patience.
If any of us had any desire to be a long boarder we would take over your industry due to the fact that
we have better balance from all the years of skating. Rolling will not give you the kind of balance given to us
by repeatedly doing tricks. I can imagine right off the bat going really fast and slamming, or I'd work my way up to higher speeds
and get my technique down to race. This would happen in a matter of months. Not sure about you but I like to challenge myself.
I don't know that he's quite trying to insult. Many of you keep saying longboarding takes no skill.. To nail some of them hairpin turns and not loose all your speed, or enter turns and drift without slamming into a guardrail.. It takes some skill..
I mean, maybe it doesn't take as much skill/practice as some of the tricks you do.. but I can guarantee you don't get half of the thrill.
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Is that a skill? I was born in Sf. It's a given that I can hold my own down hills.
I used to live in SF...
Go to te berkely area, near Old tunnel Road and go ride a road called Hiller Drive... It's just a straight line... Dont hesitate to give me a call after...
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
Not at 10mph, no it's not hardly.
Try doing it at 30+.. 40+
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
Try doing it at 30+.. 40+
try doing it on a normal skateboarders setup.
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oh man that must have been hard to find :) that was at the 2006 portland GS that was actually pretty gnar, but you wouldnt get it, you never bothered to try.
like i said before, i like all kinds of skateboarding i dont just stick to one kind. i have been riding parks alot lately on both short and long boards and i am trying to get better at that shit. skateboarding is fun. dont limit yourself
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
thats it! someone post tent city again.
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with my body armor, space helmet, anti-abrasion spandex and gardening gloves, it seems easily beautiful.
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Is that a skill? I was born in Sf. It's a given that I can hold my own down hills.
hahahahahahahahahahahhaa...whenever ur back in the bay email me (georsid at hotmail dot com). i'll set you up with a board that has soft wheels so you actually stand a chance with keeping up (if you wanna race your board thats cool too). and ill race you down a hill. ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahhha.
ill out balance you any day. i can prace like a ballarina on my board! hahahahahahaha
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(http://slipstreamlongboards.com/images/random_for_content/Trash_n_Elegance_2007_Slottskogen,_Gothenburg_15rrmm.jpg)
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would you hit this?
You're trying to insult but the truth is that OUR way of skating takes a lot more skill and patience.
If any of us had any desire to be a long boarder we would take over your industry due to the fact that
we have better balance from all the years of skating. Rolling will not give you the kind of balance given to us
by repeatedly doing tricks. I can imagine right off the bat going really fast and slamming, or I'd work my way up to higher speeds
and get my technique down to race. This would happen in a matter of months. Not sure about you but I like to challenge myself.
I mean, maybe it doesn't take as much skill/practice as some of the tricks you do.. but I can guarantee you don't get half of the thrill.
I can't argue with that. I don't know what kind of thrill is achieved with longboarding but can imagine it's fun once you get control of your slides. Gotta say though, getting a hard ass trick on film is like busting a nut. And I do believe there's some skill envolved with longboarding. I'm mainly just trying to entertain myself before I go to sleep. You're a skater in my eyes, but I like the current distance between the two. I don't think either side would like it if it's all bundled together like some peoples aspect of it. Like we're all gonna meet at some spot and have some unity bbq or something... not going down. ;D
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
Try doing it at 30+.. 40+
I prefer a challenge.
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is a standup slide a powerslide? that's hardly a skill. sigh.
Try doing it at 30+.. 40+
you'd be challenging death in the icu, after believing you could achieve human porsche status while trying to powerslide at the local skatepark.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5sWJ725Frw
a little more tent city ,cardiel makes you look like a bitch in your fancy leotard and space helmet.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5sWJ725Frw
a little more tent city ,cardiel makes you look like a bitch in your fancy leotard and space helmet.
hehehehehehehe
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mmmmmmmmmm....
thats from coast. our local vancouver site.
heres my buddy kibbling from the same site
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would you hit this?
You're trying to insult but the truth is that OUR way of skating takes a lot more skill and patience.
If any of us had any desire to be a long boarder we would take over your industry due to the fact that
we have better balance from all the years of skating. Rolling will not give you the kind of balance given to us
by repeatedly doing tricks. I can imagine right off the bat going really fast and slamming, or I'd work my way up to higher speeds
and get my technique down to race. This would happen in a matter of months. Not sure about you but I like to challenge myself.
I mean, maybe it doesn't take as much skill/practice as some of the tricks you do.. but I can guarantee you don't get half of the thrill.
I can't argue with that. I don't know what kind of thrill is achieved with longboarding but can imagine it's fun once you get control of your slides. Gotta say though, getting a hard ass trick on film is like busting a nut. And I do believe there's some skill envolved with longboarding. I'm mainly just trying to entertain myself before I go to sleep. You're a skater in my eyes, but I like the current distance between the two. I don't think either side would like it if it's all bundled together like some peoples aspect of it. Like we're all gonna meet at some spot and have some unity bbq or something... not going down. ;D
Oh, definately.
They're not synonomous in the least.. They're completely different.. We both use skateboards, different types and different setups, for different disciplines.. But it's just plain annoying when someone decides since they skate, and they don't longboard, they're gonna hate on longboards because "they take no skill", and "they're just a bunch of shell wearing sandal flopping posers"..
Trust me.. We don't want to throw a picnic with you.. We just want some respect for what we do.
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5sWJ725Frw
a little more tent city ,cardiel makes you look like a bitch in your fancy leotard and space helmet.
Well... when you can run after jumping out of your board....
Not even being able to turn when you see a corner... hum... lots of skills lol
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i know people who would put you in the hospital for shit talking cards.
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the truth is it's a hilariously easier transition from a normal skateboard to a longboard than vice versa.
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
I wouldn't really term either a sport either, it's a hobby, something to do in your spare time.. not something you go to some meet to practice..
But, it is technically a sport.. That's all I was saying..
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yeah i ride....
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that doesnt represent longboarding in any way, thats just some old kook. he may as well be riding rollerblades
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
But, it is technically a sport.. That's all I was saying..
It is a fucking sport to me... From the time I end with sore muscles all over and lots of practice to reach the be the fastest on a road, I call that a sport
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
yeah, and he was totally going 65mph, too, moron.
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there needs to be a longboarding contest to see who can shout the most lyrics to the most 311 and/or sublime songs while being a human porsche at 65mph down their 10 mile roads. i'll place a curb halfway down for up the ante for these sportsters.
face plant?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tVIInc6uzLU
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I never said he was..
That dude with his little wind surfer.. is not a longboarder, by any means..
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
But, it is technically a sport.. That's all I was saying..
It's a sport.. but I guess more of what I meant was it's not like any team sport or whatnot..
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
But, it is technically a sport.. That's all I was saying..
i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
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i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
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i respect garden gloves. i don't respect calling either one a sport.
But, it is technically a sport.. That's all I was saying..
i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
ha ha!
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the truth is it's a hilariously easier transition from a normal skateboard to a longboard than vice versa.
very true...
i went the other way though. i was riding normal skateboards for 6 years before i even knew what a longboard is
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i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
i'm half french, honey.
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i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
Si t'as un pere ou une mere francaise, j'espere au moins que tu seras capable d'aligner 3 mots ;D
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Anyway if anyone lives in the Seattle area, I'd be glad to meet him and organize a sesh but well.. since I dont beleive any hater will actually show up eventhough he lives around...
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i will beat you in a race
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i will beat you in a race
Sure...
If you live around I'd be happy to meet you ;D
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i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
if you have a french mum or dad, i expect you to (something) align atleast three words.
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i will beat you in a race
If you live around I'd be happy to meet you ;D
dog, you're talking to bob burnquist. he'd powerslide using his dick.
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i can respect rarraz, but you're just one of those coked up eurojocks.
if you have a french mum or dad, i expect you to (something) align atleast three words.
Nice where is he or she from?
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i will beat you in a race
If you live around I'd be happy to meet you ;D
dog, you're talking to bob burnquist. he'd powerslide using his dick.
damn right
put a lambskin glove on my dick and bro brah slide down some mountains and shit
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LOL
I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
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french province of alsace.
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LOL
I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
you willing to risk it for a biscuit?
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french province of alsace.
Wish I was living there... Love that place...
Where I live in France... not so much hills... Got to travel to Alsace or the Alps all the time
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I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
hills that dont lead to ramps and 75 foot gaps?
why would i waste my time?
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I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
hills that dont lead to ramps and 75 foot gaps?
why would i waste my time?
Nah... just hills that lead to 30 feet cliffs on Mount Baker...
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I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
hills that dont lead to ramps and 75 foot gaps?
why would i waste my time?
that you switch backside flip??
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I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
hills that dont lead to ramps and 75 foot gaps?
why would i waste my time?
that you switch backside flip??
lol
Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah
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I'd be happy to kick bob burnquist's ass down a hill then HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA
hills that dont lead to ramps and 75 foot gaps?
why would i waste my time?
that you switch backside flip??
Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah
fuck stairs man, i have asthma
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16 pages...
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i know
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in the mean time heres something we can all enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYFh25EtPmY
except we enjoy it better, because longboarding is gay.
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this shit is still going?!
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in the mean time heres something we can all enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYFh25EtPmY
except we enjoy it better, because longboarding is gay.
You mean you enjoy people who ride boards this shape
(http://www.limplongboards.se/images/rogersbros/topdragan.jpg)
that flies
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this shit is still going?!
this shit is still going?!
this shit is still going?!
this shit is still going?!
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Well that was a good hours' worth of comedy this morning!!
I used to be able to kneeboard, like, really fast down hills when I was a kid; no pads either - fuck I'm hardcore
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longboarders dont get laid
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longboarders dont get laid
Another brilliant argument by Da King of Da hood jeezy ::)
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hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
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young jeezy doesnt get laid either by the amount he posts.
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young jeezy doesnt get laid either by the amount he posts.
youre right, ok think of another one
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hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
hahahahhaha
You said it yourself... Since you are too much well known, you dont want to show your face (logical ::) )
And yes, I made it up myself since da cheezy jeezy doesnt want to show his 14 year old face to everybody due to his popularity all around da hood hahahaahahahahha
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longboarders dont get laid
hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
You said it yourself... Since you are too much well known, you dont want to show your face (logical ::) )
And yes, I made it up myself since da cheezy jeezy doesnt want to show his 14 year old face to everybody due to his popularity all around da hood hahahaahahahahha
I wouldnt argue with jeezy, he'll slap you with wads of cash.
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longboarders dont get laid
hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
You said it yourself... Since you are too much well known, you dont want to show your face (logical ::) )
And yes, I made it up myself since da cheezy jeezy doesnt want to show his 14 year old face to everybody due to his popularity all around da hood hahahaahahahahha
cheezy jeezy. i bet you put some long thought into that one. kinda like those spectacular curb hops
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longboarders dont get laid
hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
You said it yourself... Since you are too much well known, you dont want to show your face (logical ::) )
And yes, I made it up myself since da cheezy jeezy doesnt want to show his 14 year old face to everybody due to his popularity all around da hood hahahaahahahahha
I wouldnt argue with jeezy, he'll slap you with wads of cash.
lol
Understand... I'm sure there are lots of skateboarder here that are not lame ass riders.... But HIM hahahhahhahahha
This guy is a joke ahhaahahha
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hahah what fuckin bridge did you crawl from under? da king of da hood? did you make that up? lame fuck
You said it yourself... Since you are too much well known, you dont want to show your face (logical ::) )
And yes, I made it up myself since da cheezy jeezy doesnt want to show his 14 year old face to everybody due to his popularity all around da hood hahahaahahahahha
I wouldnt argue with jeezy, he'll slap you with wads of cash.
Understand... I'm sure there are lots of skateboarder here that are not lame ass riders.... But HIM hahahhahhahahha
This guy is a joke ahhaahahha
i dont know if you have been reading but i would say the jokes on you buddy
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lolol
I'm sorry I missed the jokes then ???
Dude... seriously...
I havent made fun of anyone here even some haters.... but YOU hahhahahhaha
Show me your face, on a board then I'll stop laughing hahahahha
You are representing this category of skateboarder (that is small fortunatly) with a big mouth but nothing to back it up...
You havent been able to say a sentence without the words "lame fuck, faggot or gay hahahhaah
Learn some other things, think before you write anything and then we'll see what we can do for you ;D
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lets see some of your manuevers young lad.
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Ahh good morning America!!!
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Time to go to bed for me....6.25am ahhahahhahhaa
Good night Cheezy jeezy, I'm sure you did nice kickflips, hardflips and nolie 360 flips in your dreams
Good luck at school today, the high school diploma is coming faster than you think hahahhaha
I hope you start skateboarding one day ;)
Good night everyone !!!!
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you sound like youre 15
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stop this nonsense
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I can't believe this topic is 17 pages long.
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I can't believe this topic is 17 pages long.
you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
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Hell I figured I would post again, it just seems to piss you guys off. I did my first switch no comply yesterday on a 45" longboard...You dont have to ride down hills to be considered a "longboarder"...In the last issue of Concrete Wave there was an article on longboarders that rip...There was a picture of a guy doing a b/s boardslide down a 20stair rail, a picture of a dude doing a tre flip over some stairs, etc...If any of you actually have ridden a longboard, then you would know it takes quite a bit of skill to flip a clean kickflip...Our boards weigh alot more then your popsicle sticks.
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you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
Haha funny how you probably posted in this thread the most. ;)
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you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
Haha funny how you probably posted in this thread the most. ;)
Funnier that you counted the posts.
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you wont believe the lengths these guys will go to defend their "sport" its admirable
Haha funny how you probably posted in this thread the most. ;)
Funnier that you counted the posts.
i think damian posted the most
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I would have guessed the "thrill seekers" would have WON that comp.
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nevertheless if you gotta spend 16 threads explaining why what you do is so cool, you might just wanna strap on your biker helmet, slip on your garden gloves, put on your assless chaps, and just dance on out of here
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Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah
hey dude! and you, are U able to touch my tralala SHORTskater? ;D
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Dude you are probably not even able to ollie more than one steps so stop shit talking like that haahaahhahahah
There are plenty of more ways to get on a curb than to ollie. Way more graceful too.
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Anyone ever played the longboard game? it's like slug-bug but with LBers.
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Hell I figured I would post again, it just seems to piss you guys off. I did my first switch no comply yesterday on a 45" longboard...You dont have to ride down hills to be considered a "longboarder"...In the last issue of Concrete Wave there was an article on longboarders that rip...There was a picture of a guy doing a b/s boardslide down a 20stair rail, a picture of a dude doing a tre flip over some stairs, etc...If any of you actually have ridden a longboard, then you would know it takes quite a bit of skill to flip a clean kickflip...Our boards weigh alot more then your popsicle sticks.
I bet it looked wicked awesome too. 20 stairs? omg, longboards rule!
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Anyone ever played the longboard game? it's like slug-bug but with LBers.
Yeah the longboard game is awesome....one punch per longboard...two punches for a mongo puching longboarder...three punches for mongo and sandals...
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17 pages ???
so who won the demo?
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Haha, i never expected gay french longboard shakkas to invade the slap forum. ride on bros, surf the earth (with extremely fake steeze, nevertheless) in your pooka shell necklaces. tricks are for the birds, right?
Seriously though, these douches convinced me that longboarding, when taken seriously, is just about as retarted as snakeboards, streetboards, and every other pathetic attempt at improving regular-ass skateboarding. if its not broken, don't try to fix it.
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Everyone in this thread should watch Powell's video Animal Chin and then report back to this thread when you understand the concept that Skateboarding is about having fun. If you have fun riding a SKATEBOARD, whether you are cruising (Or fucking ripping) on a longboard or killing it street skating, then that is all that matters.
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Also have a look at Daniel Gesmar in Ban this. He's having a lot of fun.
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Also have a look at Daniel Gesmar in Ban this. He's having a lot of fun.
its public domain(old age is catchin up to ya) and that fool doesn't count.
i know i said skateboarding is all about having fun but anyone skating around like a fruit tart in tights does not count.
besides, he doesn't do it cause its fun, he does it cause he likes to "glide".....god i can't believe i remember that fruity shit. :-[
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Haha, i never expected gay french longboard shakkas to invade the slap forum. ride on bros, surf the earth (with extremely fake steeze, nevertheless) in your pooka shell necklaces. tricks are for the birds, right?
Seriously though, these douches convinced me that longboarding, when taken seriously, is just about as retarted as snakeboards, streetboards, and every other pathetic attempt at improving regular-ass skateboarding. if its not broken, don't try to fix it.
You just don't get it.
You seem like the kinda guy who can't see the ground in front of his feet..
Longboarding is not some "improvement" of skateboarding.. it's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.. Can you not get that through your thick skull, and into your tiny brain? Skateboarding isn't broken, there's nothing wrong with it.. Skate to your heart's content.. We have no problem with that!! Tricks aren't for the boards.. but most of the tricks you do are for skateboarders.. NOT longboarders.. So what I can't kickflip my longboard.. I don't want to either.
Oh, and by the way.. I've never once in my life met or spoke to a longboarder who would even consider owning a pooka shell necklace..
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its public domain(old age is catchin up to ya) and that fool doesn't count.
i know i said skateboarding is all about having fun but anyone skating around like a fruit tart in tights does not count.
besides, he doesn't do it cause its fun, he does it cause he likes to "glide".....god i can't believe i remember that fruity shit. :-[
Dude, I was being sarcastic. ;D
I'd never accept Daniel Gesmar. Yeah, I'm slipping but I like it cause it's life, and I'd prefer to openly age rather than act like a kid when I'm an old man.
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Oh, and by the way.. I've never once in my life met or spoke to a longboarder who would even consider owning a pooka shell necklace..
That's because they're not aerodynamic and they'd hold little pockets of air that can slow you down. Why bust out the speedos if you don't
rock the rest of the clown suit?
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Good mornming evryone
I guess I'm gonna leave you now... I thought I was gonna continue... then I saw things like this from 2 of our best contenders
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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..
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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.
And I noticed you, haters, (not talking about 2 or 3 real skateboarders that comes around this forum) were just a bunch of dumbass with a big lack of education and that there is pretty much no hope for you...
Good luck with your lives, you'll need some...
Bye !!
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I guess I'm gonna leave you now... I thought I was gonna continue... then I saw things like this from 2 of our best contenders
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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..
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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.
And I noticed you, haters, (not talking about 2 or 3 real skateboarders that comes around this forum) were just a bunch of dumbass with a big lack of education and that there is pretty much no hope for you...
Good luck with your lives, you'll need some...
Bye !!
dog, i thought we were pulling breezies like that daily on our longboards?
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really feelin this chick, wish me luck boys. i'm going to begin gaming now..
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id love to slide my dick between those twins ya dig
i believe me, i dig. it's totally on the to do list.
just a bunch of dumbass......thats all i have to say about that
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how much do dumbass cost by the bunch?
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD.
Waiiiit a minute here. Where did you dig up a 27" board with Orions? What color is your griptape?
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This thread is fucking hilarious. Haha, I will ride any skateboard that has 4 wheels on it...I ride boards ranging from like 27" all the way to 45"+, I ride hard wheels, soft wheels, Tracker trucks, Independents, Orions, Randals,etc...I will skate a skatepark, a hill, a ledge, set of stairs, a manual pad, a rail, anything...I like to fucking SKATEBOARD.
Waiiiit a minute here. Where did you dig up a 27" board with Orions? What color is your griptape?
orions....oh gee
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ive always gotten the feeling that most longboarders, roller bladers, and bikers all really wish that they could be skateboarders, but are too proud to admit it and start up because theyve gone too far with their other hobby/sport.
relax, put away the longboard, and then find out what real skateboarding is. going down hills gets old if that is the only thing you do.
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I think its time to end this stupid topic.
Skateboarding is fun if your into it and longboarding is fun if your into it
but skateboarding will ALWAYS be better.
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the never-ending thread
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Haha, i never expected gay french longboard shakkas to invade the slap forum. ride on bros, surf the earth (with extremely fake steeze, nevertheless) in your pooka shell necklaces. tricks are for the birds, right?
Seriously though, these douches convinced me that longboarding, when taken seriously, is just about as retarted as snakeboards, streetboards, and every other pathetic attempt at improving regular-ass skateboarding. if its not broken, don't try to fix it.
You seem like the kinda guy who can't see the ground in front of his feet..
Longboarding is not some "improvement" of skateboarding.. it's COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.. Can you not get that through your thick skull, and into your tiny brain? Skateboarding isn't broken, there's nothing wrong with it.. Skate to your heart's content.. We have no problem with that!! Tricks aren't for the boards.. but most of the tricks you do are for skateboarders.. NOT longboarders.. So what I can't kickflip my longboard.. I don't want to either.
Oh, and by the way.. I've never once in my life met or spoke to a longboarder who would even consider owning a pooka shell necklace..
Fuck, i think youve really convinced me, i never thought about it that way. Oh wait, longboarding is still a fucking joke, nevermind.
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That is all.
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i'm impressed with this the same way i am impressed with some dude half-cab feebling el toro on a snakeboard.
not at all
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dad?
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how much do dumbass cost by the bunch?
Round 12 of yourself up and find out.
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Go slam into a guard rail toughguy.
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how much do dumbass cost by the bunch?
ok bro you win alright? long live the longboarders!
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just kidding, fuck off already.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNHkoEvyTOg
you think this is gay? watch the end they will kick your ass in a downhill race
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you think this is gay? watch the end they will kick your ass in a downhill race
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Whats up? Whats up?"
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you think this is gay? watch the end they will kick your ass in a downhill race
anytime
anywhere
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brobro, hate to break it to ya, but skateboarding a rail after a night of dank nuggz is like doing that hill bomb switch.
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put this in classic slap! these boys just cant take enough abuse!
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my skateboard could kick your skateboards ass.
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today i saw a guy with a longboard, army boots and a cape. A FUCKING CAPE. true story.
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I once saw a rollerblader at a skatepark with a cape and a superman shirt on. He was doing fly-out front flips out of the quarterpipe.
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I can is be like him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-DI6Pa_Ons
Haha at least we don't have people like this in longboarding.
Sorry...I know most (probably) all of you guys aren't like that. Just saw it and went "hmmm...wonder what the reactions would be in SLAP" and low and behold, I came back to find an 18 page thread!. I'm impressed
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Normally i would say, ignorance will be the downfall, but a crusade (regardless in which case) on the interweb is always regular. ::)
Skateboarding is one of the few things you do on your own, you don´t need other people, to convince you to do it.
The "Longboard Community" lost at the point, they stepped in another territory and violated one of the true meanings of skateboarding. The more they post, the worse it gets and yet, they still don´t seem to get it.
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they can always team up with the surfers and equal it out.
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C'mon people, it's really hard to hate on that... at least if you've skated or do skate bowls. I mean, nobody would hate on that if it was done on a more traditional setup.
99% of my skating is done on either a regular street setup, or a slightly larger 8+" bowlrider, and I choose to ride these boards because of their practicality... I can manhandle and manipulate smaller boards on street, and in the bowl I like having something with a little more weight to it because it tends to give me a little more room to keep my feet planted and maintain higher rates of speed... but longboarding, while not as practical as a regular board, is skateboarding with some inherent barriers that complicate otherwise normal skate situations... riding a longboard in a bowl is harder to do, so when someone is on one and actually tearing shit up, I can't hate that at all.
Granted, we don't really have a longboard cult here in Hammond (though there is a pretty big longboard crew in another parish of the state, and all the cats I've met seemed pretty chill), so I can't speak to any collective kookiness that the "longboard scene" might have in it, but I do own a longboard and the fucker's just fun to ride on. I can't do certain tricks on it because it just won't allow for it, but it's great for what it does do... I can carve on tranny a lot faster than I can on my regular setup, and for just cruising down a hill or down the street, it seems to accentuate the feeling of carving (mine's a bit to long to just turn on).
I can't relate to longboarding being my only means of skateboarding, but I enjoy rolling on it every once in a while... it's just a different flavor.
I might have mentioned earlier, but I (and many of you) came from a point and time where there were distinctly different types of skateboarding... freestyle (which I think is still practiced circuit-wide in Europe), street, and vert. Being that I remember those branches of skating so well, I'm not really willing to dismiss these guys in one fell swoop. Skateboarding is what you want it to be... I don't see attacking longboarders or "shortboarders" to be of any benefit to anyone. All of us basically play on planks of wood with wheels attached to them... we're all kooks, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Regardless, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, but that's just my take on it. Some people like skating tranny, some prefer street, and some like to gear up and bomb hills on really huge skateboards. I'd much rather hate on rollerbladers (if they even exist anymore).
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I can is be like him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-DI6Pa_Ons
Haha at least we don't have people like this in longboarding.
Sorry...I know most (probably) all of you guys aren't like that. Just saw it and went "hmmm...wonder what the reactions would be in SLAP" and low and behold, I came back to find an 18 page thread!. I'm impressed
Haha, how ironic, im pretty sure every longboarder under the age of 30 ive ever seen is a carbon copy of that dude.
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Also grim, as much as i respect your opinion, that frontside air can be easily hated on because it's
A. heinously stinkbug
B. done on a ridiculously gay contraption
C. im willing to bet on my life that it's early grab, and not a bonk off the coping halfway earlygrab, but a full-on, grab before you even hit the tranny early grab.
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That is all.
99% of my skating is done on either a regular street setup, or a slightly larger 8+" bowlrider, and I choose to ride these boards because of their practicality... I can manhandle and manipulate smaller boards on street, and in the bowl I like having something with a little more weight to it because it tends to give me a little more room to keep my feet planted and maintain higher rates of speed... but longboarding, while not as practical as a regular board, is skateboarding with some inherent barriers that complicate otherwise normal skate situations... riding a longboard in a bowl is harder to do, so when someone is on one and actually tearing shit up, I can't hate that at all.
Granted, we don't really have a longboard cult here in Hammond (though there is a pretty big longboard crew in another parish of the state, and all the cats I've met seemed pretty chill), so I can't speak to any collective kookiness that the "longboard scene" might have in it, but I do own a longboard and the fucker's just fun to ride on. I can't do certain tricks on it because it just won't allow for it, but it's great for what it does do... I can carve on tranny a lot faster than I can on my regular setup, and for just cruising down a hill or down the street, it seems to accentuate the feeling of carving (mine's a bit to long to just turn on).
I can't relate to longboarding being my only means of skateboarding, but I enjoy rolling on it every once in a while... it's just a different flavor.
I might have mentioned earlier, but I (and many of you) came from a point and time where there were distinctly different types of skateboarding... freestyle (which I think is still practiced circuit-wide in Europe), street, and vert. Being that I remember those branches of skating so well, I'm not really willing to dismiss these guys in one fell swoop. Skateboarding is what you want it to be... I don't see attacking longboarders or "shortboarders" to be of any benefit to anyone. All of us basically play on planks of wood with wheels attached to them... we're all kooks, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Regardless, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, but that's just my take on it. Some people like skating tranny, some prefer street, and some like to gear up and bomb hills on really huge skateboards. I'd much rather hate on rollerbladers (if they even exist anymore).
the trucks are still backwards.
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That is all.
99% of my skating is done on either a regular street setup, or a slightly larger 8+" bowlrider, and I choose to ride these boards because of their practicality... I can manhandle and manipulate smaller boards on street, and in the bowl I like having something with a little more weight to it because it tends to give me a little more room to keep my feet planted and maintain higher rates of speed... but longboarding, while not as practical as a regular board, is skateboarding with some inherent barriers that complicate otherwise normal skate situations... riding a longboard in a bowl is harder to do, so when someone is on one and actually tearing shit up, I can't hate that at all.
Granted, we don't really have a longboard cult here in Hammond (though there is a pretty big longboard crew in another parish of the state, and all the cats I've met seemed pretty chill), so I can't speak to any collective kookiness that the "longboard scene" might have in it, but I do own a longboard and the fucker's just fun to ride on. I can't do certain tricks on it because it just won't allow for it, but it's great for what it does do... I can carve on tranny a lot faster than I can on my regular setup, and for just cruising down a hill or down the street, it seems to accentuate the feeling of carving (mine's a bit to long to just turn on).
I can't relate to longboarding being my only means of skateboarding, but I enjoy rolling on it every once in a while... it's just a different flavor.
I might have mentioned earlier, but I (and many of you) came from a point and time where there were distinctly different types of skateboarding... freestyle (which I think is still practiced circuit-wide in Europe), street, and vert. Being that I remember those branches of skating so well, I'm not really willing to dismiss these guys in one fell swoop. Skateboarding is what you want it to be... I don't see attacking longboarders or "shortboarders" to be of any benefit to anyone. All of us basically play on planks of wood with wheels attached to them... we're all kooks, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Regardless, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, but that's just my take on it. Some people like skating tranny, some prefer street, and some like to gear up and bomb hills on really huge skateboards. I'd much rather hate on rollerbladers (if they even exist anymore).
the trucks are still backwards.
the trucks arent backwards theyre designed like that. im not a big fan i usually use indy 139's or 169's for wider setups but yeah, theyre a pretty functional design. have you ever tried a skate with backwards trucks. its pretty much impossible to ride unless you tighten the trucks up to a ridiculous point. and its all about the loose trucks.
Grim City! that was an awesome post everything you said makes absolute sense. you seem like a real skateboarder thats in it for the long run. good on you. i dont see how any reasonable person could dispute with what youre saying...
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99% of my skating is done on either a regular street setup, or a slightly larger 8+" bowlrider, and I choose to ride these boards because of their practicality... I can manhandle and manipulate smaller boards on street, and in the bowl I like having something with a little more weight to it because it tends to give me a little more room to keep my feet planted and maintain higher rates of speed... but longboarding, while not as practical as a regular board, is skateboarding with some inherent barriers that complicate otherwise normal skate situations... riding a longboard in a bowl is harder to do, so when someone is on one and actually tearing shit up, I can't hate that at all.
Granted, we don't really have a longboard cult here in Hammond (though there is a pretty big longboard crew in another parish of the state, and all the cats I've met seemed pretty chill), so I can't speak to any collective kookiness that the "longboard scene" might have in it, but I do own a longboard and the fucker's just fun to ride on. I can't do certain tricks on it because it just won't allow for it, but it's great for what it does do... I can carve on tranny a lot faster than I can on my regular setup, and for just cruising down a hill or down the street, it seems to accentuate the feeling of carving (mine's a bit to long to just turn on).
I can't relate to longboarding being my only means of skateboarding, but I enjoy rolling on it every once in a while... it's just a different flavor.
I might have mentioned earlier, but I (and many of you) came from a point and time where there were distinctly different types of skateboarding... freestyle (which I think is still practiced circuit-wide in Europe), street, and vert. Being that I remember those branches of skating so well, I'm not really willing to dismiss these guys in one fell swoop. Skateboarding is what you want it to be... I don't see attacking longboarders or "shortboarders" to be of any benefit to anyone. All of us basically play on planks of wood with wheels attached to them... we're all kooks, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Regardless, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, but that's just my take on it. Some people like skating tranny, some prefer street, and some like to gear up and bomb hills on really huge skateboards. I'd much rather hate on rollerbladers (if they even exist anymore).
It's nice to know that not everyone on here is like most of the other people posting in this specific thread..
Maybe that's why your Rep is 68, and the rest of them have reps of -47 and 2.
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That is all.
99% of my skating is done on either a regular street setup, or a slightly larger 8+" bowlrider, and I choose to ride these boards because of their practicality... I can manhandle and manipulate smaller boards on street, and in the bowl I like having something with a little more weight to it because it tends to give me a little more room to keep my feet planted and maintain higher rates of speed... but longboarding, while not as practical as a regular board, is skateboarding with some inherent barriers that complicate otherwise normal skate situations... riding a longboard in a bowl is harder to do, so when someone is on one and actually tearing shit up, I can't hate that at all.
Granted, we don't really have a longboard cult here in Hammond (though there is a pretty big longboard crew in another parish of the state, and all the cats I've met seemed pretty chill), so I can't speak to any collective kookiness that the "longboard scene" might have in it, but I do own a longboard and the fucker's just fun to ride on. I can't do certain tricks on it because it just won't allow for it, but it's great for what it does do... I can carve on tranny a lot faster than I can on my regular setup, and for just cruising down a hill or down the street, it seems to accentuate the feeling of carving (mine's a bit to long to just turn on).
I can't relate to longboarding being my only means of skateboarding, but I enjoy rolling on it every once in a while... it's just a different flavor.
I might have mentioned earlier, but I (and many of you) came from a point and time where there were distinctly different types of skateboarding... freestyle (which I think is still practiced circuit-wide in Europe), street, and vert. Being that I remember those branches of skating so well, I'm not really willing to dismiss these guys in one fell swoop. Skateboarding is what you want it to be... I don't see attacking longboarders or "shortboarders" to be of any benefit to anyone. All of us basically play on planks of wood with wheels attached to them... we're all kooks, and I mean that in the best possible way.
Regardless, I'm not trying to change anyone's mind, but that's just my take on it. Some people like skating tranny, some prefer street, and some like to gear up and bomb hills on really huge skateboards. I'd much rather hate on rollerbladers (if they even exist anymore).
Maybe that's why your Rep is 68, and the rest of them have reps of -47 and 2.
are you guy really still trying to defend this shit? give it up
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BTW, SHUUUUUU!
GO TO A SURF SITE.
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BTW, SHUUUUUU!
GO TO A SURF SITE.
I would.
If I surfed.
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Let this fucking thing die.
You won't win our respect by challenging us to races. us skateboarders, always about the competition huh? no. Fuck off.
You also won't win any respect by relentlessly defending something we've already stated our viewpoint on. Go slink back to your forum and continue as you were.
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Also grim, as much as i respect your opinion, that frontside air can be easily hated on because it's
A. heinously stinkbug
B. done on a ridiculously gay contraption
C. im willing to bet on my life that it's early grab, and not a bonk off the coping halfway earlygrab, but a full-on, grab before you even hit the tranny early grab.
It's different strokes I guess, because I can't hate on either A, B or C. If it's all in fun, then I say more power to him... early grab stinkbug on a funny board and all.
...and as someone who will gladly pop an ollie into the grabs I can get, early grabbing is fucking fun as shit!
Style, fluidity, form, and all that stuff is fantastic, but I appreciate sketch, barely-landing-it, and ugly skating too. Skating is about personal interpretation and progressing to the extent of your own ability. For most of us, that interpretation may include technical or gnar progression, but for some other dude it might be learning to do a frontside slasher on a huge board, or even seeing how fast a person can slalom on a downhill. I just think the hate on both sides is unwarranted and petty.
I vote that this turns into a Sheckler thread.
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Also grim, as much as i respect your opinion, that frontside air can be easily hated on because it's
A. heinously stinkbug
B. done on a ridiculously gay contraption
C. im willing to bet on my life that it's early grab, and not a bonk off the coping halfway earlygrab, but a full-on, grab before you even hit the tranny early grab.
...and as someone who will gladly pop an ollie into the grabs I can get, early grabbing is fucking fun as shit!
Style, fluidity, form, and all that stuff is fantastic, but I appreciate sketch, barely-landing-it, and ugly skating too. Skating is about personal interpretation and progressing to the extent of your own ability. For most of us, that interpretation may include technical or gnar progression, but for some other dude it might be learning to do a frontside slasher on a huge board, or even seeing how fast a person can slalom on a downhill. I just think the hate on both sides is unwarranted and petty.
I vote that this turns into a Sheckler thread.
you've got a great way with words. Very true.
The guy had it coming though and I think that led to alot of it.
I was just entertaining myself. So if I get bored I'll throw another lure out there to get a bite.
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can i bite that hook??? pleasee??
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this is like the classic match between Bret Hart and Stone Cold Steve Austin. who is gonna quit first?
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there are kickflipping kooks and longboarding kooks and non kooks of each, settled?
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henry dont hurt em
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20 pages of longboarders argueing they are as legit ? plz stop talking to them and maybe they will go back to the longboard website.
Cool now lets go talk shit on ryan sheckler.
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i think its pretty funny that half of there shit talking and insults are pointed at someone the gonz gave a guestboard too.
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who? biker sherlock?
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No shite. Different strokes for different folks.
Rockin Ron can sport the short board and the longboard. Fucking people that want skateboard legitimacy and want to splinter skating as a whole are fucking posers. Like creating a new flavor of ice cream and then getting all militant and wanting more recognition, more rights and more general awareness.
It's fucking jut skateboarding. Either you live the life or just dicker around. Either you pose or shred, whatever.
People want to walk around using there longboards as canes while talking on there cell phones or bomb a hill, whatever.
But that is what I'm seeing all over the web, longboarders attempting to become PETA, attempting to become Gay Rights, and have there voices heard.
It's just skateboarding, either skate or pose.
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skating sucks so i'm just gonna pose
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skating sucks so i'm just gonna pose
Werd playa.
I'm with you, takes less energy and your T shirt, to Tiffany knock off cap matched Tokyo Taxi SB don't all get scuffed.
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i have a bad back and it hurts to skate :'( thanks playa
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Badum ba dum dum
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the ignorance! it burns!
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'tentacles of destruction' was not a longboard video.
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longboarding is not a crime
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I found this slalom skater as well
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longboarding is not a crime
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longboarding is not a crime, it is fashion! look how his d3's match his leather outfit!
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can this just go away?
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I thought i would tell everyone about myself. Since most of you seem to think they know what longboarder's are actually like.
Ill start off with fashion since thats what the trickboarders are all about.
I wear a torn up pair of skin tight krew pants, something that is usually seen on a kid that's trick skating.
I never really wear leathers or a helmet of any kind, mostly cause its too expensive.
And i wear Fallen "The Trooper Model" Yellow and black shoes.
If it wasnt for the fact that i carry a 42" longboard, i would look like just another skater kid.
So you can get it out of your heads that we're all hippies who wear cargo shorts and hemp bracelets. Even though i am a hippie that wears skate type apparel, and im proud of who i am no matter what anyone ever says.
2nd.
Skating disciplines.
You may see some longboarders walking on the boards funny, standing at the front end of the board, spinning around in circles, riding bowls, and carving in between cones.
I am not one of these guys but i still respect what they do.
There are many different disiplines: such as Speedboarding, Slalom, Carving, Dancing, etc.
So you see, its impossible for us to all be the same, if we all have different disciplines.
I personally speedboard.
I just thought id share about my individuality and show that some of us Longboarders are actually a part of the skateboarding community.
I would like to say 2 things before i leave, as this will be my only post.
#1 I don't classify myself a skateboarder but a speedboarder, mostly for the reasons of being a "kooky Longboarder" compared to a skater kid who usually falls under the Scene, emo, thrasher, punker group.
#2 This is not a post encouraging trick skaters to get a sector nine or gravity and act like a longboarder, because you would most likely put shame to real longboarders of any type, and because most of your attitudes are that of a punker kid that just wants F' Shit up. However, if you are not one of these types of people, it would be pretty neat to see a genuine interest in longboarding and i would encourage you to break away from the mundane of trick skating, and try a new form of skating that will push you to an extreme never felt before... Peayce
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longboarding is to skateboarding what cheney is to bush; bad-ass wannabe big-brother with flaming ego-fueled war wings :'( :o
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I thought i would tell everyone about myself. Since most of you seem to think they know what longboarder's are actually like.
Ill start off with fashion since thats what the trickboarders are all about.
I wear a torn up pair of skin tight krew pants, something that is usually seen on a kid that's trick skating.
I never really wear leathers or a helmet of any kind, mostly cause its too expensive.
And i wear Fallen "The Trooper Model" Yellow and black shoes.
If it wasnt for the fact that i carry a 42" longboard, i would look like just another skater kid.
So you can get it out of your heads that we're all hippies who wear cargo shorts and hemp bracelets. Even though i am a hippie that wears skate type apparel, and im proud of who i am no matter what anyone ever says.
2nd.
Skating disciplines.
You may see some longboarders walking on the boards funny, standing at the front end of the board, spinning around in circles, riding bowls, and carving in between cones.
I am not one of these guys but i still respect what they do.
There are many different disiplines: such as Speedboarding, Slalom, Carving, Dancing, etc.
So you see, its impossible for us to all be the same, if we all have different disciplines.
I personally speedboard.
I just thought id share about my individuality and show that some of us Longboarders are actually a part of the skateboarding community.
I would like to say 2 things before i leave, as this will be my only post.
#1 I don't classify myself a skateboarder but a speedboarder, mostly for the reasons of being a "kooky Longboarder" compared to a skater kid who usually falls under the Scene, emo, thrasher, punker group.
#2 This is not a post encouraging trick skaters to get a sector nine or gravity and act like a longboarder, because you would most likely put shame to real longboarders of any type, and because most of your attitudes are that of a punker kid that just wants F' Shit up. However, if you are not one of these types of people, it would be pretty neat to see a genuine interest in longboarding and i would encourage you to break away from the mundane of trick skating, and try a new form of skating that will push you to an extreme never felt before... Peayce
damn dude you changed my whole perspective on shit.....longboarders must be alright after all
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I thought i would tell everyone about myself. Since most of you seem to think they know what longboarder's are actually like.
Ill start off with fashion since thats what the trickboarders are all about.
I wear a torn up pair of skin tight krew pants, something that is usually seen on a kid that's trick skating.
I never really wear leathers or a helmet of any kind, mostly cause its too expensive.
And i wear Fallen "The Trooper Model" Yellow and black shoes.
If it wasnt for the fact that i carry a 42" longboard, i would look like just another skater kid.
So you can get it out of your heads that we're all hippies who wear cargo shorts and hemp bracelets. Even though i am a hippie that wears skate type apparel, and im proud of who i am no matter what anyone ever says.
2nd.
Skating disciplines.
You may see some longboarders walking on the boards funny, standing at the front end of the board, spinning around in circles, riding bowls, and carving in between cones.
I am not one of these guys but i still respect what they do.
There are many different disiplines: such as Speedboarding, Slalom, Carving, Dancing, etc.
So you see, its impossible for us to all be the same, if we all have different disciplines.
I personally speedboard.
I just thought id share about my individuality and show that some of us Longboarders are actually a part of the skateboarding community.
I would like to say 2 things before i leave, as this will be my only post.
#1 I don't classify myself a skateboarder but a speedboarder, mostly for the reasons of being a "kooky Longboarder" compared to a skater kid who usually falls under the Scene, emo, thrasher, punker group.
#2 This is not a post encouraging trick skaters to get a sector nine or gravity and act like a longboarder, because you would most likely put shame to real longboarders of any type, and because most of your attitudes are that of a punker kid that just wants F' Shit up. However, if you are not one of these types of people, it would be pretty neat to see a genuine interest in longboarding and i would encourage you to break away from the mundane of trick skating, and try a new form of skating that will push you to an extreme never felt before... Peayce
you may not be a hppy, but you are still a kook, you just confessed it. sorry brah, truth hurts.
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I thought i would tell everyone about myself. Since most of you seem to think they know what longboarder's are actually like.
Ill start off with fashion since thats what the trickboarders are all about.
I wear a torn up pair of skin tight krew pants, something that is usually seen on a kid that's trick skating.
I never really wear leathers or a helmet of any kind, mostly cause its too expensive.
And i wear Fallen "The Trooper Model" Yellow and black shoes.
If it wasnt for the fact that i carry a 42" longboard, i would look like just another skater kid.
So you can get it out of your heads that we're all hippies who wear cargo shorts and hemp bracelets. Even though i am a hippie that wears skate type apparel, and im proud of who i am no matter what anyone ever says.
2nd.
Skating disciplines.
You may see some longboarders walking on the boards funny, standing at the front end of the board, spinning around in circles, riding bowls, and carving in between cones.
I am not one of these guys but i still respect what they do.
There are many different disiplines: such as Speedboarding, Slalom, Carving, Dancing, etc.
So you see, its impossible for us to all be the same, if we all have different disciplines.
I personally speedboard.
I just thought id share about my individuality and show that some of us Longboarders are actually a part of the skateboarding community.
I would like to say 2 things before i leave, as this will be my only post.
#1 I don't classify myself a skateboarder but a speedboarder, mostly for the reasons of being a "kooky Longboarder" compared to a skater kid who usually falls under the Scene, emo, thrasher, punker group.
#2 This is not a post encouraging trick skaters to get a sector nine or gravity and act like a longboarder, because you would most likely put shame to real longboarders of any type, and because most of your attitudes are that of a punker kid that just wants F' Shit up. However, if you are not one of these types of people, it would be pretty neat to see a genuine interest in longboarding and i would encourage you to break away from the mundane of trick skating, and try a new form of skating that will push you to an extreme never felt before... Peayce
this kid makes fun of himself.these guys gotta go, shits gettin to easy now.
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I believe thats called being humble.
Something trick skaters have probably never tried being. Instead you would rather try to prove your dominance over longboarders and other trick skaters alike.
Trick skaters are all for show and your all fake. Trick skatings sole purpose is to do Tricks, to impress and dominate. I can see why you all care about not being kooky since that proves if your a good skater or not.
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later kids.
btw your a kook for saying brah.
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brobro, let's call it a draw. can we just puff some fine pine and carve some cement freshies?
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your all just a bunch of needle dicked bug fucking punks. ollie this mother fucker!
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ahh dad, go to sleep.
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ZZZZZZZZZ........................................................
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look at this kook
<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDf3Gwxxf68<youtube>
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For the sake of the little baby Jesus, weeping majesticaly in his manger, let it lie!! Paddle off now, paddle off!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I heard about this on the 'fish and had to see it. This is awesome. Teenage angst manifesting in pointless ways. Sorry to leave some of you 'fishers out in the wind. I didn't know the trickskater douchebag krew had gotten together to make themselves look like Bro-ha jock-asses. But this is a perfect example of why I love the longboard scene and hate the shortboard mentality. You guys hate on everything. From every other sport besides skateboarding to other kickflippers. And I know how it is. I used to be a hat'n kickflipper. One of my best friends rollerbladed and I never skated with him cuz of it. That's just stupid. Just hope you all grow up and chill.
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Longboarder Shane Allen FTW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPVtcHjR9m0 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPVtcHjR9m0)
too many kooks concerned with their image on this board.
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I Longboard...what the hell did I say? Stop freaking posting in here. It's a waste of your time. As I said, when you're still skating they're going to have dead end jobs and be getting fat in front of their TV's in their free time. Give it up, I already tried being polite, even appologized for whatever negativity I left in my first few posts...they're just too cool for us.
goddamn i hate you. you think your gonna change the world or something. post yourself ripping down a hill going mach whatever or shut the fuck up, this is slap.
p.s i bet you even suck at emoboarding.
This thread gets even better the second time I go through it! "this is slap"?... WTF? I don't give a fuck if it's a room full of retards, you're still the dumbest shit I've ever come across.
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Longboarder Shane Allen FTW
http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPVtcHjR9m0 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=jPVtcHjR9m0)
too many kooks concerned with their image on this board.
my new favorite skater, I love dhis image!
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Admittedly I live in a distinctly unhilly area of England, so you're probably not going to get any "genuine" longboarders around here,
I'm not sure where you are in England, obviously. But there's a good deal of lbing out there. Lush longboards comes out of the UK and there's a good deal of English Kats on the 'fish. Not that is matters cuz I have a feeling you won't be picking up a longboard for another 5-10 years. That goes for all of you.
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Check out this thread; http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=328.510 - it's an 18 pager of people posting their own footage on here; noteworthy for people's (generally) humble attitudes and being nice about each-others footy
(it's not about people saying they are awesome, more people going "ok, this is pretty bad, but here's some footy of me")
I actually come here because the majority of posters are genuine skaters, and not the typical TWS style geeks who focus on their appearence and yes do indeed give us all a bad name by indeed "trying 30 times to ollie 3 steps or trying to launch whatever trick they have never been able to do and saying "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" at their board..."
And some people are defensive on here, because this is something we love. We're contending with people selling us out to the X-Games, generating a new breed of competitive skater which is nothing to do with who we are or what we do, with a false image of what we do being blasted on MTV and a million commercials, with people thinking that rising a skateboard is all about bling and props - so of course people get a bit defensive generally about things; probably much in the same way that genuine longboarders would get hacked off if "the mainstream" suddenly decided to use a million images of dreadlocked flip-flop wearing geeks on longboards to sell their shit - the purists amongst you would probably start feeling a bit militant too.
Hope this gives a little context to things, and where some people - whether misguided or not - are coming from on here. Sure some people on here are idiots, but they stand out as such; it's not as if everyone on here gives a baying chorus of approval to the dumber comments
Good to see there are some intelligent minded, level headed skateboarders on this forum. I was beginning to wonder if a low IQ was a prerequisite for retaining membership. But it's good to hear and I see your point. However, this is nothing new. Getting "sold out" to the mainstream has gone on for a while. And skateboarding will soon be among the other sports in that the owners of the companies won't even skate. I remember when DC got sold and I was like, "it's over..." But whatever. I'm just here cuz I love skateboarding. I'll practice my 360 flips then jump on my speedboard. It's all skat'n to me. I just love the longboarding scene. And I think this hat'n on longboarders is funny as shit.
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look at this kook
<youtube>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDf3Gwxxf68<youtube>
someone please make this an avatar
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Check out this thread; http://www.slapmagazine.com/Mambo/forum/index.php?topic=328.510 - it's an 18 pager of people posting their own footage on here; noteworthy for people's (generally) humble attitudes and being nice about each-others footy
(it's not about people saying they are awesome, more people going "ok, this is pretty bad, but here's some footy of me")
I actually come here because the majority of posters are genuine skaters, and not the typical TWS style geeks who focus on their appearence and yes do indeed give us all a bad name by indeed "trying 30 times to ollie 3 steps or trying to launch whatever trick they have never been able to do and saying "FUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK" at their board..."
And some people are defensive on here, because this is something we love. We're contending with people selling us out to the X-Games, generating a new breed of competitive skater which is nothing to do with who we are or what we do, with a false image of what we do being blasted on MTV and a million commercials, with people thinking that rising a skateboard is all about bling and props - so of course people get a bit defensive generally about things; probably much in the same way that genuine longboarders would get hacked off if "the mainstream" suddenly decided to use a million images of dreadlocked flip-flop wearing geeks on longboards to sell their shit - the purists amongst you would probably start feeling a bit militant too.
Hope this gives a little context to things, and where some people - whether misguided or not - are coming from on here. Sure some people on here are idiots, but they stand out as such; it's not as if everyone on here gives a baying chorus of approval to the dumber comments
Good to see there are some intelligent minded, level headed skateboarders on this forum. I was beginning to wonder if a low IQ was a prerequisite for retaining membership. But it's good to hear and I see your point. However, this is nothing new. Getting "sold out" to the mainstream has gone on for a while. And skateboarding will soon be among the other sports in that the owners of the companies won't even skate. I remember when DC got sold and I was like, "it's over..." But whatever. I'm just here cuz I love skateboarding. I'll practice my 360 flips then jump on my speedboard. It's all skat'n to me. I just love the longboarding scene. And I think this hat'n on longboarders is funny as shit.
one way to not get your point ever taken seriously: go onto a forum, and then say everyone on it aside from a few people have a low iq. nice job, you figured it out, by calling everyone on here stupid were bound to listen to you and take what you have to say seriously.
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Today I was in the bathroom at school and was thinking about this thread. The fact that this thread's topic is "longboarding" and the starting post is "shit is hella tight" and the fact that it's now 20 pages and counting...
I lol'd so hard I had to sit down, ON THE FLOOR.
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one way to not get your point ever taken seriously: go onto a forum, and then say everyone on it aside from a few people have a low iq. nice job, you figured it out, by calling everyone on here stupid were bound to listen to you and take what you have to say seriously.
You missed my goal. You guys will not "take what have to say seriously" no matter what. Nor will you listen to me. That's insinuated. The idea that popsicle-stick skateboarding is better than everything else is ingrained in your mind too deep. If I thought reasonable, considerate discourse made headway here, I would use it. But the past 20 pages show it's pointless. Although, you insulted me and I still listened to you and see your point. So maybe..... maybe there's hope.
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one way to not get your point ever taken seriously: go onto a forum, and then say everyone on it aside from a few people have a low iq. nice job, you figured it out, by calling everyone on here stupid were bound to listen to you and take what you have to say seriously.
You missed my goal. You guys will not "take what have to say seriously" no matter what. Nor will you listen to me. That's insinuated. The idea that popsicle-stick skateboarding is better than everything else is ingrained in your mind too deep. If I thought reasonable, considerate discourse made headway here, I would use it. But the past 20 pages show it's pointless. Although, you insulted me and I still listened to you and see your point. So maybe..... maybe there's hope.
longboarding........lolz!
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my skateboard could kick your skateboards ass.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I love this. Please make a shirt! Maybe I'll just have to screen it myself.
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I wear a torn up pair of skin tight krew pants, something that is usually seen on a kid that's trick skating.
And i wear Fallen "The Trooper Model" Yellow and black shoes.
hahahaha
hahahaha
hahahahahahaahhahaahhahaha
hahaha
hahaha
i guess you really have no idea what the majority of slap poster are into if you think by telling us this you will be accepted
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one way to not get your point ever taken seriously: go onto a forum, and then say everyone on it aside from a few people have a low iq. nice job, you figured it out, by calling everyone on here stupid were bound to listen to you and take what you have to say seriously.
You missed my goal. You guys will not "take what have to say seriously" no matter what. Nor will you listen to me. That's insinuated. The idea that popsicle-stick skateboarding is better than everything else is ingrained in your mind too deep. If I thought reasonable, considerate discourse made headway here, I would use it. But the past 20 pages show it's pointless. Although, you insulted me and I still listened to you and see your point. So maybe..... maybe there's hope.
if you know your points are being ignored, stop posting already. and dont call my trickboard a popsicle stick, its a trickboard, and thats what me and my homies want it to be called.
there is no hope.
why don't you start a longboarding msg board......and if one already exist, please post the link so we can ruin it.
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http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55679
ahhaha
they all seem to think that every one on slap is in their early teens and obsessed with the latest skate fashion trends.
I would guess that the average age on slap is 18-22
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you look like a really cool guy Doxastic. lets go to a bar and talk about how lame i am
http://www.myspace.com/chrislinton
http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55679
OMG SKATE JOCK!!! I would be so down for that. I'm sure you'll want to go to the worst possible bar. Why don't we stop by Supreme and get matching t-shirts too. I just love you took the time to search me out. Not that it's hard. But this is awesome. Anyone need to find me, just as this guy. LOL!!!
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its funny how they consider longboarding skating. haha.
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Dang, this thread still exists? Some people think they're gonna squeeze a lemon and end up with lemonade. Good luck with that.
I think I have a hangover.... Time for the longboard!
I think I have to get some beer... Time for the longboard!
My ankle's tweaked but I need to give it some work... Time for the longboard!
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if you know your points are being ignored, stop posting already. and dont call my trickboard a popsicle stick, its a trickboard, and thats what me and my homies want it to be called.
there is no hope.
why don't you start a longboarding msg board......and if one already exist, please post the link so we can ruin it.
It's called a popsicle stick cuz trick boards, like popsicles, are for little kids.
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Get a fucking life!
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(http://images.mccoveychronicles.com/images/admin/BeatDeadHorse.gif)
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longboarding will never matter, period. just accept it, i mean we all have.
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if you know your points are being ignored, stop posting already. and dont call my trickboard a popsicle stick, its a trickboard, and thats what me and my homies want it to be called.
there is no hope.
why don't you start a longboarding msg board......and if one already exist, please post the link so we can ruin it.
It's called a popsicle stick cuz trick boards, like popsicles, are for little kids.
oh shit, I'm 24, I just threw my board out, thanks man. I'm going to get a sector nine and roll down teh street, pick it up, and turn around and come home.
and slit my wrists
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longboarding will never matter, period. just accept it, i mean we all have.
On a long enough time line, nothing matters. We all will, at one point, no longer be remembered. Everything that exists today will, one day, be gone. Everything is pointless... Whoa dude. You totally just blew my mind... You've change my outlook on everything... I don't know who I am anymore... Do ya think... do you think if I pick up a trick deck and practice my nollie 180 flips... I might... I might find the one thing that matters?
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and slit my wrists
Thank god.
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you look like a really cool guy Doxastic. lets go to a bar and talk about how lame i am
(http://b9.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00373/98/71/373751789_l.jpg)
http://www.myspace.com/chrislinton
http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/showthread.php?t=55679
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ha!
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ha!
That's it????? One of the biggest shit talkers on this thread and I get this? Come-on man... I know you can do better than that. Look into that crusty, black heart of yours and find something worthwhile. I know you're more creative than that. Don't disappoint me.
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you just don't get it... That pic says enough. We're all laughing at your patheticness.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossssssssssseeeeerrrrrrrrrrr!
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That's it????? One of the biggest shit talkers on this thread and I get this? Come-on man... I know you can do better than that. Look into that crusty, black heart of yours and find something worthwhile. I know you're more creative than that. Don't disappoint me.
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you guys are desperatly trying to prove yourselfs at this point. when the reset comes i hope the mods save this one.
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longboarding will never matter, period. just accept it, i mean we all have.
On a long enough time line, nothing matters. We all will, at one point, no longer be remembered. Everything that exists today will, one day, be gone. Everything is pointless... Whoa dude. You totally just blew my mind... You've change my outlook on everything... I don't know who I am anymore... Do ya think... do you think if I pick up a trick deck and practice my nollie 180 flips... I might... I might find the one thing that matters?
you are just to lame for words! drink a SoBe and calm down bro!
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It's called a popsicle stick cuz trick boards, like popsicles, are for little kids.
It's sort of ironic to me that you'd make that statement... I say that because every once in a while I affectionately refer to my regular board as a popsicle stick, and not because I'm a little kid, but because compared to the boards I grew up skating on (from 85 until somewhere in the 90's), my current boards to indeed look like popsicles. Seeing as now I'm 32, I'm not a little kid, just someone that chose to primarily go with the flow of of skateboarding as it modernized for street and ramp skating. I have all kinds of boards, and I ride all of them every once in a while, but I primarily like the technical progression that skateboarding has taken, and I'll do the best I physically can to be a part of that.
As for your sentiment, all I can say is you probably shouldn't post here, only because you're going to be offended and every visit you make here will end in you being verbally assaulted to levels that you probably won't find very enjoyable. The less enjoyable it is for you, the more glee a few folks (and judging by your tone, I'd include myself) will take in your constant bombardment of hate.
Rather than post in a forum where you'll be miserable and constantly on defense, eager to make that clever or wicked comeback, just post at a forum that you'll have a good time in. I'd recommend Silverfish for longboarding, and I'd recommend Old Man Army for the more hessian and soulful bowl/ramp/skaters-that-pay-mortgages-and-have-autographed-Jeff Phillips-memorabilia on their shelves crowd. I don't say part that as an insult either, as I'm gladly a member of both of those forums since they cater to something a little different than this place does.
Just don't be so fucking defensive and realize that this place caters to a whole different thing. Just chill and remember that this is only the internet... if you want to get flamed in here, by all means, I'm sure it'll make for some great entertainment... but why the bother?
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On a long enough time line, nothing matters. We all will, at one point, no longer be remembered. Everything that exists today will, one day, be gone. Everything is pointless... Whoa dude. You totally just blew my mind... You've change my outlook on everything... I don't know who I am anymore... Do ya think... do you think if I pick up a trick deck and practice my nollie 180 flips... I might... I might find the one thing that matters?
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Nah. God's dead and nothing matters. w00t w00000t
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you dissapoint life. it would rather you end yours, sector 9 in hand, with the other throwing up the shaka
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It's sort of ironic to me that you'd make that statement... I say that because every once in a while I affectionately refer to my regular board as a popsicle stick, and not because I'm a little kid, but because compared to the boards I grew up skating on (from 85 until somewhere in the 90's), my current boards to indeed look like popsicles. Seeing as now I'm 32, I'm not a little kid, just someone that chose to primarily go with the flow of of skateboarding as it modernized for street and ramp skating. I have all kinds of boards, and I ride all of them every once in a while, but I primarily like the technical progression that skateboarding has taken, and I'll do the best I physically can to be a part of that.
As for your sentiment, all I can say is you probably shouldn't post here, only because you're going to be offended and every visit you make here will end in you being verbally assaulted to levels that you probably won't find very enjoyable. The less enjoyable it is for you, the more glee a few folks (and judging by your tone, I'd include myself) will take in your constant bombardment of hate.
Rather than post in a forum where you'll be miserable and constantly on defense, eager to make that clever or wicked comeback, just post at a forum that you'll have a good time in. I'd recommend Silverfish for longboarding, and I'd recommend Old Man Army for the more hessian and soulful bowl/ramp/skaters-that-pay-mortgages-and-have-autographed-Jeff Phillips-memorabilia on their shelves crowd. I don't say part that as an insult either, as I'm gladly a member of both of those forums since they cater to something a little different than this place does.
Just don't be so fucking defensive and realize that this place caters to a whole different thing. Just chill and remember that this is only the internet... if you want to get flamed in here, by all means, I'm sure it'll make for some great entertainment... but why the bother?
I apologize for insulting you because you seem like one of two cool Kats on here. I only said that to piss him off. I myself am 27 and practice my flips and grinds regularly. So it would be hypocritical for me to really believe trick decks "are for kids". It really was just to get a rise out of him. I apologize for getting a rise out of you.
As far as being on the defense, I'm having fun. This IS enjoyable for me. I'm not here defending longboarding. Because people have their opinions, which is cool. If we all had the same opinion life would be really really weird. I am on here giving kids shit who ripped on some really cool Kats. And I understand, this is the way you do it on the "Slap"! But whatever. If you talk shit to my friends, you piss me off. That's why I bother. Some kids fucked with some people for whom I have a lot of respect. And I understand that does not mean I should shit on all people in this forum (which is why I apologized to you). But that does mean I get to have some fun.
And as far as being offended, didn't you read the last couple posts by MFS? Come-on...
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It's sort of ironic to me that you'd make that statement... I say that because every once in a while I affectionately refer to my regular board as a popsicle stick, and not because I'm a little kid, but because compared to the boards I grew up skating on (from 85 until somewhere in the 90's), my current boards to indeed look like popsicles. Seeing as now I'm 32, I'm not a little kid, just someone that chose to primarily go with the flow of of skateboarding as it modernized for street and ramp skating. I have all kinds of boards, and I ride all of them every once in a while, but I primarily like the technical progression that skateboarding has taken, and I'll do the best I physically can to be a part of that.
As for your sentiment, all I can say is you probably shouldn't post here, only because you're going to be offended and every visit you make here will end in you being verbally assaulted to levels that you probably won't find very enjoyable. The less enjoyable it is for you, the more glee a few folks (and judging by your tone, I'd include myself) will take in your constant bombardment of hate.
Rather than post in a forum where you'll be miserable and constantly on defense, eager to make that clever or wicked comeback, just post at a forum that you'll have a good time in. I'd recommend Silverfish for longboarding, and I'd recommend Old Man Army for the more hessian and soulful bowl/ramp/skaters-that-pay-mortgages-and-have-autographed-Jeff Phillips-memorabilia on their shelves crowd. I don't say part that as an insult either, as I'm gladly a member of both of those forums since they cater to something a little different than this place does.
Just don't be so fucking defensive and realize that this place caters to a whole different thing. Just chill and remember that this is only the internet... if you want to get flamed in here, by all means, I'm sure it'll make for some great entertainment... but why the bother?
I apologize for insulting you because you seem like one of two cool Kats on here. I only said that to piss him off. I myself am 27 and practice my flips and grinds regularly. So it would be hypocritical for me to really believe trick decks "are for kids". It really was just to get a rise out of him. I apologize for getting a rise out of you.
As far as being on the defense, I'm having fun. This IS enjoyable for me. I'm not here defending longboarding. Because people have their opinions, which is cool. If we all had the same opinion life would be really really weird. I am on here giving kids shit who ripped on some really cool Kats. And I understand, this is the way you do it on the "Slap"! But whatever. If you talk shit to my friends, you piss me off. That's why I bother. Some kids fucked with some people for whom I have a lot of respect. And I understand that does not mean I should shit on all people in this forum (which is why I apologized to you). But that does mean I get to have some fun.
And as far as being offended, didn't you read the last couple posts by MFS? Come-on...
by the way that was me laughing in your face.....................i think that says it all.
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I'm so happy you threw up a pic of Nietzche! But the God is dead quote doesn't have much to do with the parts of his philosophy which inspired Nihlism, as I recall. It has mainly to do with subjective morality, at least that's what I thought. The God is dead quote referred to Nietzche's contention that God was no longer "required" for morality. At least that's what I've gotten out of it.
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Like I said man, go where you want to here. If the hassle is your thing, there will be more than enough to satisfy you.
As far as offensiveness, I've made my posts defending longboarding earlier here, and I'll make that same defense for my regular board, or any of the quirky or specialized boards out there (maybe with the exception of those luge things, I may have an "ism" concerning that whole Biker Sherlock stuff).
But no, if flame wars are your type of fun, please, continue on.
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Nah. God's dead and nothing matters. w00t w00000t
I'm so happy you threw up a pic of Nietzche! But the God is dead quote doesn't have much to do with the parts of his philosophy which inspired Nihlism, as I recall. It has mainly to do with subjective morality, at least that's what I thought. The God is dead quote referred to Nietzche's contention that God was no longer "required" for morality. At least that's what I've gotten out of it.
You're right, I just threw the quote in to make the photo a little more accessible with the aid of some context they might be more familiar with. I mean, a large number of people here know him by his writing and philosophy, but they might not recognize him in a photo (or maybe they would, I was just being safe).
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Like I said man, go where you want to here. If the hassle is your thing, there will be more than enough to satisfy you.
As far as offensiveness, I've made my posts defending longboarding earlier here, and I'll make that same defense for my regular board, or any of the quirky or specialized boards out there (maybe with the exception of those luge things, I may have an "ism" concerning that whole Biker Sherlock stuff).
But no, if flame wars are your type of fun, please, continue on.
Yeah, I think Biker is becoming a joke no matter what forum you're on. But the Roger Bros boys are pretty sick. David Rogers took one hell of a fall in Brazil. If you didn't hear, I guess his visor came up right before the finish line and threw his head back. This made it so he couldn't stop by sitting up (which is a big deal in luge, it's the only effective way to stop quick without flying through the air). But since he tried to stop with his body down and knees up, he went flying in the air and got tossed like a rag doll at 80-85mph. The bad ass just got up, duct taped his visor and leathers, then ran the next heat and took the win. I gotta give props to that guy.
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by the way that was me laughing in your face.....................i think that says it all.
It did say it all. Here's the quote, ".........." If you didn't catch it. It says nothing. I'm saying you said nothing. Get it? Hope that spelled it out enough for ya.
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you dissapoint life. it would rather you end yours, sector 9 in hand, with the other throwing up the shaka
There's gotta be something better than this... come one people! "you dissapoint life" was alright. But the last sentence is barely coherent. Life would rather it end itself... WTF is that supposed to mean? And I can't believe you actually know the proper term for the "hang lose" hand sign. I had to look that shit up. But I get why you're hat'n on longboarders. It's cuz you're just a longboarder in the closet! Hahaha... it all makes sense now. Just come out of the closet YJ. It's ok.
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you dissapoint life. it would rather you end yours, sector 9 in hand, with the other throwing up the shaka
There's gotta be something better than this... come one people! "you dissapoint life" was alright. But the last sentence is barely coherent. Life would rather it end itself... WTF is that supposed to mean? And I can't believe you actually know the proper term for the "hang lose" hand sign. I had to look that shit up. But I get why you're hat'n on longboarders. It's cuz you're just a longboarder in the closet! Hahaha... it all makes sense now. Just come out of the closet YJ. It's ok.
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you dissapoint life. it would rather you end yours, sector 9 in hand, with the other throwing up the shaka
There's gotta be something better than this... come one people! "you dissapoint life" was alright. But the last sentence is barely coherent. Life would rather it end itself... WTF is that supposed to mean? And I can't believe you actually know the proper term for the "hang lose" hand sign. I had to look that shit up. But I get why you're hat'n on longboarders. It's cuz you're just a longboarder in the closet! Hahaha... it all makes sense now. Just come out of the closet YJ. It's ok.
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i could totally nail your ugly girlfriend but her face looks like poo poo so i dont wanna.
Is there anything worst than taking pics of yourself in your bathroom mirror?
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by the way that was me laughing in your face.....................i think that says it all.
It did say it all. Here's the quote, ".........." If you didn't catch it. It says nothing. I'm saying you said nothing. Get it? Hope that spelled it out enough for ya.
instead of going back to your dorm room and doing a couple hundred push ups and fucking the sleeve of your favourite jacket why dont you just have a bath with your toaster and do the world ( and the longboarding community for that matter) a big favour. fuck you and have a nice night. ;D
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i could totally nail your ugly girlfriend but her face looks like poo poo so i dont wanna.
Ahhh... I can't say anything to this one. You said "poo poo". That makes me smile the kinda smile you get when you fart at a nice restaurant.
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Is there anything worst than taking pics of yourself in your bathroom mirror?
Yes, reading your posts.
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instead of going back to your dorm room and doing a couple hundred push ups and fucking the sleeve of your favourite jacket why dont you just have a bath with your toaster and do the world ( and the longboarding community for that matter) a big favour. fuck you and have a nice night. ;D
Much better. But I'd rather phone that bitch you call a gf so I can assfuck her, cum on her tits after she sucks her own shit of my dick, then write DOX in it. Just for you.
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I think its time to end this stupid topic.
Skateboarding is fun if your into it and longboarding is fun if your into it
but skateboarding will ALWAYS be better.
I'm stoked you're being cool. But you fail to realize. Longboarding IS skateboarding. And I know, most of you kids don't know the history of skating. You think it begins with Steve Rocco. Funny that you wouldn't learn more about the sport you all supposedly love. But there's more to skating than kickfliping (and everything that goes with being a popsicle stick rider).
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I think its time to end this stupid topic.
Skateboarding is fun if your into it and longboarding is fun if your into it
but skateboarding will ALWAYS be better.
I'm stoked you're being cool. But you fail to realize. Longboarding IS skateboarding. And I know, most of you kids don't know the history of skating. You think it begins with Steve Rocco. Funny that you wouldn't learn more about the sport you all supposedly love. But there's more to skating than kickfliping (and everything that goes with being a popsicle stick rider).
ive been skating for 14 yrs and am only 23. i think im well adversed in my history ass clown. your bitterness is attributed to your social inadequacy. The fact that most good looking girls consider you to be ugly ,nerd like or just a plain old can of smashed assholes is no reason to come over here and start callin every one names.
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ive been skating for 14 yrs and am only 23. i think im well adversed in my history ass clown. your bitterness is attributed to your social inadequacy. The fact that most good looking girls consider you to be ugly ,nerd like or just a plain old can of smashed assholes is no reason to come over here and start callin every one names.
Your well versed... right. You're just another hack kickflip'n down 10 stairs out yo' mouth. And think'n it's all skateboarding got. My reasons for call'n you less intelligent than short bus riders is obvious.
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bottom line, skating popsickle sticks has been difficult and frustrating for many. So the ones that fail at that are left with puca shells and a longboard.
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^^^^ you in ten years:
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bottom line, skating popsickle sticks has been difficult and frustrating for many. So the ones that fail at that are left with puca shells and a longboard.
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a message to longboarders posting here:
As for your sentiment, all I can say is you probably shouldn't post here, only because you're going to be offended and every visit you make here will end in you being verbally assaulted to levels that you probably won't find very enjoyable. The less enjoyable it is for you, the more glee a few folks (and judging by your tone, I'd include myself) will take in your constant bombardment of hate.
PS.....I just scrolled down and saw this guys myspace pictures..........maybe alexactly can make him break up with his girlfriend or something? itd be appreciated.
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just read all this, pretty good shit all throughout. sanch has some on point hate for once. also every piece of 'video evidence' longboarders post just reinforces every stereotype. plus the only real part that was posted, omar salazaar abd the last trick bitch
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you dissapoint life. it would rather you end yours, sector 9 in hand, with the other throwing up the shaka
There's gotta be something better than this... come one people! "you dissapoint life" was alright. But the last sentence is barely coherent. Life would rather it end itself... WTF is that supposed to mean? And I can't believe you actually know the proper term for the "hang lose" hand sign. I had to look that shit up. But I get why you're hat'n on longboarders. It's cuz you're just a longboarder in the closet! Hahaha... it all makes sense now. Just come out of the closet YJ. It's ok.
im not going to break down what i said previously because i would rather it be over your head, its more fun that way. a longboarder in the closet? yeah thats sounds right. unfortunately for you i dont longboard.just start a life partner thread on silverfish, who knows what you might find! good luck!
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Let's take a minute to reflect upon how each of you got your vag....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVOvJr_92gs
I didn't know this sex-change method gave you the ability to menstrate... kudos to you all. You're all just lucky your dick's small enough to be confused with a clit. Cuz that would be a weird conversation.:o Another crotch slot made by a rail! Poor popsicle deck skaters, balls finally drop and then you go and stuff 'em up in ya...
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ever get coked out loced out and longboard? hear motherfuckers almost hit triple digits in speed.
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before tricks there was nothing but surfers who lived inland.
That's like saying before there was NOFX, there was only rock n' roll. So Stiff Little Fingers weren't punk? You make as much sense as ear-sex.
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ever get coked out loced out and longboard? hear motherfuckers almost hit triple digits in speed.
Uh huh...... ummm.... sorry. My world doesn't revolve around ACTing like I'm hardcore. So I can't relate to whatever the hell it is you're trying to say. But, you are a good example of why I don't get "coked out" or have anything to do with "speed". Stay off the ice.
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ever get coked out loced out and longboard? hear motherfuckers almost hit triple digits in speed.
Uh huh...... ummm.... sorry. My world doesn't revolve around ACTing like I'm hardcore. So I can't relate to whatever the hell it is you're trying to say. But, you are a good example of why I don't get "coked out" or have anything to do with "speed". Stay off the ice.
fine how about we just roll a few junts and coast at a moderate speed of 55?
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im not going to break down what i said previously because i would rather it be over your head
There's a difference between over someone's head and nonsensical. You, my enemy, are the latter.
unfortunately for you i dont longboard
I'm actually quite happy about that. Cuz if a prick like you were come around my lb scene on a regular basis..... god damn that'd be annoying.
just start a life partner thread on silverfish, who knows what you might find
Is that a hint? Will I find someone with an alterego who's a popsicle deck skater? Will this someone post regularly on Slap? Will this someone be you?
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fine how about we just roll a few junts and coast at a moderate speed of 55?
I'm down. I just put together a high speed cruiser that would be perfect for that. Nice and low, big wheelbase, 90mm wheels, ceramic bearings..... hmmm.... that's the shit there.
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fine how about we just roll a few junts and coast at a moderate speed of 55?
I'm down. I just put together a high speed cruiser that would be perfect for that. Nice and low, big wheelbase, 90mm wheels, ceramic bearings..... hmmm.... that's the shit there.
bet your shit weighs 25 lbs., we can use it for forearm curls when we're done.
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fine how about we just roll a few junts and coast at a moderate speed of 55?
I'm down. I just put together a high speed cruiser that would be perfect for that. Nice and low, big wheelbase, 90mm wheels, ceramic bearings..... hmmm.... that's the shit there.
being that in longboarding the board makes the skater, you rule with that set up.
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Doxastic, i have a serious question
why are you on here posting? you dont like the type of skating that we do here, and most people here dont like yours. if you think youll change people's minds you are mistaken.
i dont really like longboarding all that much, i have done it, i own one, it got boring, thats my reason. i dont hate it, i dont dislike it, i just like skating the way i do better.
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im not going to break down what i said previously because i would rather it be over your head
There's a difference between over someone's head and nonsensical. You, my enemy, are the latter.
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unfortunately for you i dont longboard
I'm actually quite happy about that. Cuz if a prick like you were come around my lb scene on a regular basis..... god damn that'd be annoying.
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just start a life partner thread on silverfish, who knows what you might find
Is that a hint? Will I find someone with an alterego who's a popsicle deck skater? Will this someone post regularly on Slap? Will this someone be you?
popsicle deck skater? is that suppose to offend me? why do you keep coming back? you arent getting under anyones skin, you are just giving everyone here the profile of a prototypical longboarder. your image is starting to look bleak my friend. plus its become apparent you have the IQ of a muppet.
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AHAHAHAHA!!!! We're get'n shit from a vert skater? AHAHAHAHA!!!!! I know you skate street too. But you're a vert skater...... We used to make fun of your kind like fruitbooters. But that was of course lame. Cuz people should be into whatever they like as long as it doesn't effect me. I just think it's hilariously ironic. Bob, show up to the next IGSA event. I want to see you stand a chance against these 17 year olds. You may still have your balls from years of not falling on rails and enough money to replace them when needed, but they ain't big enough to deal with taking a hairpin at 60mph (or 95k/h for you).
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Doxastic, i have a serious question
why are you on here posting? you dont like the type of skating that we do here, and most people here dont like yours. if you think youll change people's minds you are mistaken.
i dont really like longboarding all that much, i have done it, i own one, it got boring, thats my reason. i dont hate it, i dont dislike it, i just like skating the way i do better.
Yeah. I getcha. I explained before. And that's cool if it ain't for you. If we all liked the same thing, as I said before, life would be really strange and not as rich. And I actually do love street skating. It's what I grew up on. I'm just into longboarding now too. I'm posting in this thread cuz the title is "longboarding". So let's talk longboarding. Are the lime BigZigs truly better than Flywheels? And what about the new black core reflex urethane flywheels Chaput gave someone in the Brazil race? Will the new Demonseed be even more stable at high speeds? The new trend in CnC'd trucks is to NOT have a spherical bearing, is this better or worse?
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popsicle deck skater? is that suppose to offend me? why do you keep coming back? you arent getting under anyones skin, you are just giving everyone here the profile of a prototypical longboarder. your image is starting to look bleak my friend. plus its become apparent you have the IQ of a muppet.
alright YJ, but just for you, I'll use the proper term: popsicle dick skater.
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shake and bake baby!
My ceramics are specially heat treated and surfaced. See ya at the finish line.... loser.
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See ya at the finish line
I'll be wait'n.
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wouldn't want to be out SKILLED by a surfer...nevermind.
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So let's talk longboarding. Are the lime BigZigs truly better than Flywheels? And what about the new black core reflex urethane flywheels Chaput gave someone in the Brazil race? Will the new Demonseed be even more stable at high speeds? The new trend in CnC'd trucks is to NOT have a spherical bearing, is this better or worse?
8)
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So let's talk longboarding. Are the lime BigZigs truly better than Flywheels? And what about the new black core reflex urethane flywheels Chaput gave someone in the Brazil race? Will the new Demonseed be even more stable at high speeds? The new trend in CnC'd trucks is to NOT have a spherical bearing, is this better or worse?
Yeah, I know what's go'n through your head. You want that new demonseed with some Maguns and the black core Flys. But dude, it'll be too low. And I wish JimZ didn't have the spherical bearing too, but that's what you gotta do if you're gonna take the D'seed.
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wouldn't want to be out SKILLED by a surfer...nevermind.
It's alright man. Hell, you're the one who thinks it only takes a couple runs to be the best. So don't worry about. I'll beat you a couple times. Then after a while...... you'll still get blown away!
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why are you here? seriously answer this question.
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why are you here? seriously answer this question.
I have. Don't feel like doing it again. If you can't understand why I'm here from what I've said, then it's over your head. And YJ, that's an example of something being over another person's head.
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wouldn't want to be out SKILLED by a surfer...nevermind.
It's alright man. Hell, you're the one who thinks it only takes a couple runs to be the best. So don't worry about. I'll beat you a couple times. Then after a while...... you'll still get blown away!
"shake and bake baby"...
AND DON'T SLEEP ON THE MAGIK MAN... "know you see me, now you don't"
"eat my dust"
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why are you here? seriously answer this question.
I have. Don't feel like doing it again. If you can't understand why I'm here from what I've said, then it's over your head. And YJ, that's an example of something being over another person's head.
you posted like 35 times in this thread and i really can't understand why. just explain to me one more time cuz i are dumb.
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you posted like 35 times in this thread and i really can't understand why. just explain to me one more time cuz i are dumb.
Ok, quick version: some people pissed me off. Why? Cuz some Kool Katz came in a longboarding thread and got hit by jock-asses for lik'n longboarding. Plus, I love longboarding. I love all skat'n (except slalom, I still don't get it but ain't about to rag on someone's good time). And not think'n longboarding is skating can only come out of a kook's mouth. So I'm here to have some fun with d'em kooks.
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if you love all skating, why are you talking shit about popsicles and trickboards and all that? is it not the same thing they're saying about you?
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you posted like 35 times in this thread and i really can't understand why. just explain to me one more time cuz i are dumb.
Ok, quick version: some people pissed me off. Why? Cuz some Kool Katz came in a longboarding thread and got hit by jock-asses for lik'n longboarding. Plus, I love longboarding. I love all skat'n (except slalom, I still don't get it but ain't about to rag on someone's good time). And not think'n longboarding is skating can only come out of a kook's mouth. So I'm here to have some fun with d'em kooks.
It's much funner when you're having fun with kooks while waiting for a wave.
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you posted like 35 times in this thread and i really can't understand why. just explain to me one more time cuz i are dumb.
Ok, quick version: some people pissed me off. Why? Cuz some Kool Katz came in a longboarding thread and got hit by jock-asses for lik'n longboarding. Plus, I love longboarding. I love all skat'n (except slalom, I still don't get it but ain't about to rag on someone's good time). And not think'n longboarding is skating can only come out of a kook's mouth. So I'm here to have some fun with d'em kooks.
(http://a363.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/126/l_6af77357c5c96b8dbe6df227859b4b02.jpg)
are you serious? i would figure this would be the kind of bitch that would give a longboarder the time of day. makes complete sense
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(http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00125/38/68/125348683_l.jpg)
oh yeah hxc bro! i wouldnt even use you to wipe my ass
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if you love all skating, why are you talking shit about popsicles and trickboards and all that? is it not the same thing they're saying about you?
Yup, and don't it sound stupid??
On another note. Since this is a longboarding thread, I decided to post my NEW BOARD!!!! The builder sent it out today, overnighted it, so that I can have it for a race through Manhattan this Saturday!!!! Here's the pics:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6581/img0563fs1.jpg)
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7071/img0564sm7.jpg)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8957/img0565xk0.jpg)
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9413/img0566tx2.jpg)
I looooove that CF! Plus all the other composites on this baby.... mmmMMmmMMmmm. I don't care if it rains this Saturday. I'll be rid'n my composite board and ceramic bearings no matter what! Ain't this an awesome SKATEBOARD!
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"shake and bake"
(http://www.exclaim.ca/images/talladega_nights.jpg)
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if you love all skating, why are you talking shit about popsicles and trickboards and all that? is it not the same thing they're saying about you?
Yup, and don't it sound stupid??
On another note. Since this is a longboarding thread, I decided to post my NEW BOARD!!!! The builder sent it out today, overnighted it, so that I can have it for a race through Manhattan this Saturday!!!! Here's the pics:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6581/img0563fs1.jpg)
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7071/img0564sm7.jpg)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8957/img0565xk0.jpg)
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9413/img0566tx2.jpg)
I looooove that CF! Plus all the other composites on this baby.... mmmMMmmMMmmm. I don't care if it rains this Saturday. I'll be rid'n my composite board and ceramic bearings no matter what! Ain't this an awesome SKATEBOARD!
oh dude! were all so pissed you are posting pics of your longboard! and whats that? you called it a skateboard?!?!?!? that really bothers me! it seems you have achieved your goal!
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(http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00125/38/68/125348683_l.jpg)
oh yeah hxc bro! i wouldnt even use you to wipe my ass
If your ass is as big as your mouth, you'd have to you shamu anyway.
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forgot the garden gloves?
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oh dude! were all so pissed you are posting pics of your longboard! and whats that? you called it a skateboard?!?!?!? that really bothers me! it seems you have achieved your goal!
Nice. I guess I can leave now. HAHAHA..... where's some other pics?
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forgot the garden gloves?
Can't play bass with gardening gloves. But that would have been helpful.
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i would figure this would be the kind of bitch that would give a longboarder the time of day. makes complete sense
Yeah. Ain't she cute.
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(http://b3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00125/38/68/125348683_l.jpg)
oh yeah hxc bro! i wouldnt even use you to wipe my ass
If your ass is as big as your mouth, you'd have to you shamu anyway.
I KNEW YOU WERE regular!
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I KNEW YOU WERE regular!
Why? Because bold letters make it so? You make sense like a butcher makes bread...
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why are you here? seriously answer this question.
I guess I should tell the truth..... I'm a post whore. And I want to be a "Hero Member" so bad, just like Shutupbitch, YJ and..... the #1 kook on here..... what was his name..... MFS, or some shit.
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You need to get gone. you're a dork who posts pics of himself with bloody fingertips to show us how tough you are. You look like a bitchmade surfer that needs to get popped in your hard ass head so you can realize.
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You need to get gone. you're a dork who posts pics of himself with bloody fingertips to show us how tough you are. You look like a bitchmade surfer that needs to get popped in your hard ass head so you can realize.
Hahaha. YJ posted that for you all. You guys are the ones hunt'n down my pics. But you wanna pop someth'n, I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn. I definitely ain't afraid of some big talk'n bitch on a 20mm hard wheels. I watch my back every day, so I'll be look'n out for ya. And I play hard when I'm on stage. Someth'n a silly little tranny like yourself wouldn't understand.
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You need to get gone. you're a dork who posts pics of himself with bloody fingertips to show us how tough you are. You look like a bitchmade surfer that needs to get popped in your hard ass head so you can realize.
Hahaha. YJ posted that for you all. You guys are the ones hunt'n down my pics. But you wanna pop someth'n, I live in Bushwick, Brooklyn. I definitely ain't afraid of some big talk'n bitch on a 20mm hard wheels. I watch my back every day, so I'll be look'n out for ya. And I play hard when I'm on stage. Someth'n a silly little tranny like yourself wouldn't understand.
Ya, you PLAY hard. Most guys that can handle their own don't have to walk around like a scared bitch watching his own back. They just go about their lives w/ no fear. Scared little bitch.
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Ya, you PLAY hard. Most guys that can handle their own don't have to walk around like a scared bitch watching his own back. They just go about their lives w/ no fear. Scared little bitch.
It ain't about being scared. It's about knowing if someone is about to come outta nowhere. Anyone will go down if you're caught off guard. So you obviously don't know about Bushwick. How's that quaint little suburban town of yours anyway?
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Ya, you PLAY hard. Most guys that can handle their own don't have to walk around like a scared bitch watching his own back. They just go about their lives w/ no fear. Scared little bitch.
It ain't about being scared. It's about knowing if someone is about to come outta nowhere. Anyone will go down if you're caught off guard. So you obviously don't know about Bushwick. How's that quaint little suburban town of yours anyway?
You mean the Valencia Gardens Projects? Or the Hayes Valley hood? The Tendernob aint so tender and loving either. You'd be a scared bitch there too.
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if you love all skating, why are you talking shit about popsicles and trickboards and all that? is it not the same thing they're saying about you?
Yup, and don't it sound stupid??
On another note. Since this is a longboarding thread, I decided to post my NEW BOARD!!!! The builder sent it out today, overnighted it, so that I can have it for a race through Manhattan this Saturday!!!! Here's the pics:
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/6581/img0563fs1.jpg)
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7071/img0564sm7.jpg)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8957/img0565xk0.jpg)
(http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/9413/img0566tx2.jpg)
I looooove that CF! Plus all the other composites on this baby.... mmmMMmmMMmmm. I don't care if it rains this Saturday. I'll be rid'n my composite board and ceramic bearings no matter what! Ain't this an awesome SKATEBOARD!
from the looks of your hard wood floor I'd say you have it rough allright. ::) Excuse me... your moms floor.
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You mean the Valencia Gardens Projects? Or the Hayes Valley hood? The Tendernob aint so tender and loving either. You'd be a scared bitch there too.
Seriously? You just mentioned three different areas of SF that aren't next to each other. So you're wealthy enough to have three different apartments in bad neighborhoods? Not only that. They're not that bad. Valencia is in the Mission District. What you afraid of there? Artsy hispters or gay men? And as for Hayes: http://www.hayesvalleyonline.com/..... comeon.... And the Tenderloin has had it's issues from what I've heard. But Tendernob is two blocks from antiquing in one direction and two blocks from fine dinning in the other. Pshh... May not be suburban Iowa, but it ain't no Bushwick. Then again, living in a neighborhood where you gotta look out ain't noth'n to be proud of. So I'll end this debate.
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from the looks of your hard wood floor I'd say you have it rough allright. ::) Excuse me... your moms floor.
Ha, yeah. Almost. Those aren't my pics. I'm getting the same board as another guy off the 'fish. Plus, did you read the part about how he's shipping it to me today??? How could I have taken pics on my mom's hardwood floors if the board is in a UPS plane right now? Durr!
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skateboarding is better than longboarding.
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i'd just like to point out your new board is stupid and ugly and I don't like it one bit
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Last time I checked, longboarding was skating...Maybe when you grow a set and actually decide to try skating on a longboard, then you can talk...But until then, go outside and try to land a kickflip 20 times in a row...Or watch this video, I think it describes a majority of the posters on this website.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMg44qXLaNw
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Some longboards are alright, but the ones without tails? you dont even have the option to ollie. Thats like a de-evolution right there.
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skateboarding is better than longboarding.
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=5IxOTXLouAA
The song that this is set to made me lol harder than any other video on YouTube.
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Some longboards are alright, but the ones without tails? you dont even have the option to ollie. Thats like a de-evolution right there.
I kickflipped a 57" flat longboard last week...I've never seen anyone else do it yet. I will agree I like having a tail on my skateboards so I have the option to ollie and do other tricks, but some flat boards are fun to ride.
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Some longboards are alright, but the ones without tails? you dont even have the option to ollie. Thats like a de-evolution right there.
I kickflipped a 57" flat longboard last week...I've never seen anyone else do it yet. I will agree I like having a tail on my skateboards so I have the option to ollie and do other tricks, but some flat boards are fun to ride.
look, why dont all of you just shut the fuck up, its kind of annoying hearing someone defend something that I and 90% of the world couldnt give a shit about
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why do you jackasses keep talking about kickflips? is that the only thing you know about "trickboarding"? shut the fuck up already for fuck's sake.
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You mean the Valencia Gardens Projects? Or the Hayes Valley hood? The Tendernob aint so tender and loving either. You'd be a scared bitch there too.
Seriously? You just mentioned three different areas of SF that aren't next to each other. So you're wealthy enough to have three different apartments in bad neighborhoods? Not only that. They're not that bad. Valencia is in the Mission District. What you afraid of there? Artsy hispters or gay men? And as for Hayes: http://www.hayesvalleyonline.com/..... comeon.... And the Tenderloin has had it's issues from what I've heard. But Tendernob is two blocks from antiquing in one direction and two blocks from fine dinning in the other. Pshh... May not be suburban Iowa, but it ain't no Bushwick. Then again, living in a neighborhood where you gotta look out ain't noth'n to be proud of. So I'll end this debate.
I lived in all these places. VG's look different from outside the gate. They're small projects but ones your bitch wouldn't dare walk into. I lived in the projects, not the outskirts, homo.
I lived on Fell right across the street from the hayes valley projects. Not in them but it was same shit. When I was broke heads would buy me beer just to walk a half block to the store cause they were scared. You would have bought me plenty of brew.
The Tenderloin aint no joke if you walk in the wrong part of it.
These places aren't nearly as bad as when I lived there but I lived there and never tucked my chain. So don't try to act like a og don't know how to watch his back in the hood, sucka ass!
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from the looks of your hard wood floor I'd say you have it rough allright. ::) Excuse me... your moms floor.
Ha, yeah. Almost. Those aren't my pics. I'm getting the same board as another guy off the 'fish. Plus, did you read the part about how he's shipping it to me today??? How could I have taken pics on my mom's hardwood floors if the board is in a UPS plane right now? Durr!
don't really completely read your nonsense.
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ok ok ok, you win.
LONGBOARDING RULEZ
we give up, I speak for the entire board, we are all going to suck it up and buy sector nines
ALL HAIL LONGBOARDS
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There's a flaw in his game... Dude wants to be fast and races. Dude wants only ceramic bearings and ceramic boards for less weight...HMMMMMMMMMMMM??? NOW TELL ME AGAIN YOU DON'T WEAR TIGHTS LIKE A FLAMER WHEN YOU RACE!
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Fuck the hate...Check out the new park that is going to be done in a month...20 minutes from my house, a couple miles away from where Pala pool (RIP) used to be. Come skate it, I dont care if you dont like longboarders ;D
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07011.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07002.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07013.jpg)
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ooohhh... awesome!!!! another barney flowcourse bullshit socal turd. is it a wormhoudt or holliday suckfest?
keep it, brah.
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ooohhh... awesome!!!! another barney flowcourse bullshit socal turd. is it a wormhoudt or holliday suckfest?
keep it, brah.
hehehehhee. Cracking the fuck up now.
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ooohhh... awesome!!!! another barney flowcourse bullshit socal turd. is it a wormhoudt or holliday suckfest?
keep it, brah.
hehehehhee. Cracking the fuck up now.
Haha me too...One less kook I have to knock over at the park ::)
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where's the dead horse logo? [insert here]
Later Barney Brah.
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ooohhh... awesome!!!! another barney flowcourse bullshit socal turd. is it a wormhoudt or holliday suckfest?
keep it, brah.
hehehehhee. Cracking the fuck up now.
Haha me too...One less kook I have to knock over at the park ::)
no, see, because if i was there, i wouldn't be puttering around in the flatbottom, so i wouldn't be in your way.
i might film you for laughs, though...
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Make sure you post a pic of him early grabbing on flatbottom.
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where's the dead horse logo? [insert here]
Later Barney Brah.
got it covered. PLEASE LET THIS DIE ALREADY.
FOR FUCKS SAKE.
(http://vaultmedia.ign.com/vnboards/2006/other_beatingA_DeadHorse.gif)(http://tvbb.zap2it.com/images/graemlins/deadhorse.gif)
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why are you here? seriously answer this question.
I guess I should tell the truth..... I'm a post whore. And I want to be a "Hero Member" so bad, just like Shutupbitch, YJ and..... the #1 kook on here..... what was his name..... MFS, or some shit.
im guessing you got vibed by every skater you encountered because your a fuckin kook so now you longboard and act all tuff because deep down you know longboarding is gay. what is it like to live a lie, knowing every day that your the laughing stock of skateboarding in general. this right here is the reason you will never get a rise out of me or any of the other respected slap posters in this forum. continue with your faggotry as long as you wish, for it will only lead to your further harassment and humiliation.
one of better come up with his info pretty quick. someones gotta throw this up on 4chan
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respected slap posters
Uhhhh is that even possible?
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It's funny how these idiots do up their accounts with pics and the whole nine... yards that is... not sectors..
I don't want to spoil all the fun by pointing out that you're obviously an alias, but I really can't imagine kooks out there this dumb.
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Some longboards are alright, but the ones without tails? you dont even have the option to ollie. Thats like a de-evolution right there.
That was actually kinda funny. So nothing for you but a .... :)
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why do you jackasses keep talking about kickflips? is that the only thing you know about "trickboarding"? shut the fuck up already for fuck's sake.
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look, why dont all of you just shut the fuck up, its kind of annoying hearing someone defend something that I and 90% of the world couldnt give a shit about
100% of the world couldn't give a shit about you, but you keep defending yourself.
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i'd just like to point out your new board is stupid and ugly and I don't like it one bit
Ok, how 'bout this one then? This is an awesome high speed board. One of the fastest Katz in the world (just straight speed) rides it. Went over 70mph on it. Yeah... this is my next board for sure. The builder is changing the concave though, so it hugz your feet better in the turns. Guess I'll have to wait 'till the new concave's done. :(
(http://www.chicagolongboards.com/boards/foamie-bottom.jpg)
(http://www.chicagolongboards.com/boards/foamie-side.jpg)
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from the looks of your hard wood floor I'd say you have it rough allright. ::) Excuse me... your moms floor.
Ha, yeah. Almost. Those aren't my pics. I'm getting the same board as another guy off the 'fish. Plus, did you read the part about how he's shipping it to me today??? How could I have taken pics on my mom's hardwood floors if the board is in a UPS plane right now? Durr!
don't really completely read your nonsense.
Well, you should learn how to read, completely. There's places you can go to get help, ya know.
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because deep down you know longboarding is gay..... continue with your faggotry....
one of better come up with his info pretty quick. someones gotta throw this up on 4chan
You know what they say about jock-asses who are homophobes?
the laughing stock of skateboarding in general.
one of better come up with his info pretty quick. someones gotta throw this up on 4chan
Hahahaha.... still play'n like longboards aren't skateboards. You little trannys are just on your periods aren't you? Sorry, I forgot about the whole crotch slot from a rail thing. That musta hurt and every month you get a reminder.
one of better come up with his info pretty quick. someones gotta throw this up on 4chan
I don't speak internet nerd. But ya'll already started hunt'n me down. So what else do you want to know?
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ok ok ok, you win.
LONGBOARDING RULEZ
we give up, I speak for the entire board, we are all going to suck it up and buy sector nines
ALL HAIL LONGBOARDS
Yea!!!!!! They gave in!!!!! Now we can leave in peace...... Or not.
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skateboarding is better than longboarding.
Uhhh..... That's like saying New York City is better than Brooklyn..... Are you starting to see why I make of you people's intelligence?
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all i see is a troll.
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ooohhh... awesome!!!! another barney flowcourse bullshit socal turd. is it a wormhoudt or holliday suckfest?
keep it, brah.
hehehehhee. Cracking the fuck up now.
Haha me too...One less kook I have to knock over at the park ::)
Seriously, right?
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all i see is a troll.
I know this is some kinda internet nerd talk...... but what does it mean?
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ask wikipedia.
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doxastic has to be the most on-point/convincing (not to mention hilarious) fake account that there ever was
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doxastic has to be the most on-point/convincing (not to mention hilarious) fake account that there ever was
You know it..... :) :D ;D :) :D ;D 8)
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Fuck the hate...Check out the new park that is going to be done in a month...20 minutes from my house, a couple miles away from where Pala pool (RIP) used to be. Come skate it, I dont care if you dont like longboarders ;D
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07011.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07002.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07013.jpg)
Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
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ok, let's drag out that beat up horse ONE LAST TIME.
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ok ok ok, you win.
LONGBOARDING RULEZ
we give up, I speak for the entire board, we are all going to suck it up and buy sector nines
ALL HAIL LONGBOARDS
Yea!!!!!! They gave in!!!!! Now we can leave in peace...... Or not.
or just leave.
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Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
i longboard and am all about it or whatever, but for the life of me i can't figure out why you want the approval of a bunch of people you don't know. just shut up and longboard/swim/peel apples - whatever floats your boat.
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Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
i longboard and am all about it or whatever, but for the life of me i can't figure out why you want the approval of a bunch of people you don't know. just shut up and longboard/swim/peel apples - whatever floats your boat.
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Fuck the hate...Check out the new park that is going to be done in a month...20 minutes from my house, a couple miles away from where Pala pool (RIP) used to be. Come skate it, I dont care if you dont like longboarders ;D
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07011.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07002.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07013.jpg)
Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
its called wifey, kid on the way , lots of skating and work.
p.s take your girlfriend of your myspace man, shits embarrassing. bitch looks like marlin brandos shingles.
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i trying to get my dick hard, but you're just keeping it on limpmode.
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Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
i longboard and am all about it or whatever, but for the life of me i can't figure out why you want the approval of a bunch of people you don't know. just shut up and longboard/swim/peel apples - whatever floats your boat.
Damn!!!!
a longboarder who isn't a kook. Its like an oxy-moron
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i trying to get my dick hard, but you're just keeping it on limpmode.
Why are you trying to get your dick hard over me? Or are you trying to get it hard to longboarding? Either way.... just type "porn" into google and get the fuck off this forum.
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ok ok ok, you win.
LONGBOARDING RULEZ
we give up, I speak for the entire board, we are all going to suck it up and buy sector nines
ALL HAIL LONGBOARDS
Or not.... seriously? You think that's gonna get me to leave?
Yea!!!!!! They gave in!!!!! Now we can leave in peace...... Or not.
or just leave.
Or not..... seriously? You think that's gonna get me to leave?
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i longboard and am all about it or whatever, but for the life of me i can't figure out why you want the approval of a bunch of people you don't know. just shut up and longboard/swim/peel apples - whatever floats your boat.
This ain't about approval for me..... but I see your point. It does make far more sense to not care and just let little dogs bark. But I like to kick little, yappy dogs.
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Fuck the hate...Check out the new park that is going to be done in a month...20 minutes from my house, a couple miles away from where Pala pool (RIP) used to be. Come skate it, I dont care if you dont like longboarders ;D
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07011.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07002.jpg)
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a323/AmericanNacho12345/PalaSkatepark10-13-07013.jpg)
Since nobody wants to talk shit anymore, let's talk longboarding......
That's an awesome looking park you got going up there. I've been meaning to get a pool setup going. I have a EW Exec for sliding with indy 169s on it. I've been think'n about just taking off my slide wheels and using that as a pool board. What do you think? Also, what wheels are good for pool skat'n?
p.s take your girlfriend of your myspace man, shits embarrassing. bitch looks like marlin brandos shingles.
They should leave out the flat bottom like this. Would be good for your carving technique
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i think its funny as fuck that these guys have "builders" that put their boards together for them
(http://www.gay.com/images/slides/Construction/m-tec.jpeg)
this guy is the longboard mastercraftsmen in north america.....................im pretty sure he build doxastics board, and ripped his hoop.
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i think its funny as fuck that these guys have "builders" that put their boards together for them
and ripped his hoop.
slam dunk! nothin but net!!!!!!!! i got my Js on
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Call'n me gay is like calling me Australian, I'm just not either. But here's some shit you guys will get a laugh outta if you're into gay stuff. And you guys are obviously into being gay.
(http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=28578&d=1186709232)
(http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=28579&d=1186709232)
(http://www.silverfishlongboarding.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=28580&d=1186709232)
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three blue squares with question marks in them? kinky...
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i think its funny as fuck that these guys have "builders" that put their boards together for them
Yeah.... because buying your shit from multi-national corporations rather than a single guy who answers the phone when you call is much better. Yup. You're right.
three blue squares with question marks in them? kinky...
Thought you guys would like them.
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how about you get a screwdriver and put that shit together yourself. its just a flat piece of carbon fiber with some fucking holes in it
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how about you get a screwdriver and put that shit together yourself. its just a flat piece of carbon fiber with some fucking holes in it
What? You think we have someone mount the trucks for us? AHAHAHAHAHAHA...... that's awesome. No. That's not what a custom builder does. They build boards. Just like your popsicle decks are put into molds, they put boards into molds. It's just popsicle decks have so little thought put into them you can assembly line that shit. So you've never noticed.
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i think its funny as fuck that these guys have "builders" that put their boards together for them
this guy is the longboard mastercraftsmen in north america.....................im pretty sure he build doxastics board, and ripped his hoop.
i haven't laughed this hard in days
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Get ready to cringe. I found this thread via the silverfishy forum a couple of weeks ago and have been reading
some things written that crack me up. And some make me cringe. Usually the ones posted by 'longboarders'.
I don't like that distinction or the name they are using. I can't explain it but some of you Slap folks have, I think, pretty
much summed it up with one word: kook.
I can't apologize for the fools who have intruded on you guys here. It's disgusting really. And I haven't seen any response
to them that wasn't on some level totally justified.
I started skating blah blah long time ago, so I'm a skategeezer. Is there a forum for that too? *cough* Yeah, probably. Anyway,
what some of the people who skate longboards can't seem to admit to you is some simple facts of Life. They suck, but there it is.
Instead of just admitting to the truth, which is the following:
* Old bodies just cannot keep up with younger ones. I can't speak for the kooks, but I have incurred so many injuries from skateboarding over the years that I'm lucky I can still even stand on a deck. There's no way I could EVER keep up with or get better than a twenty year old skater. And that's ok because, from my perspective, us older skaters had our day in the sun and it's a natural evolution that younger gens of skaters push it to the next possible level. And they/you have. I'll never be a pro, I'll never do a 720 in a half-pipe, I wouldn't embarass myself trying to do what most of you can do and probably take for granted being able to do. Unfortunately, some aged skaters can't seem to get their shit together and take on a humbler and more honest disposition, preferring instead to pretend they can skate as good as they ever did. And maybe that wasn't necessarily so great either.
* Most 'old schoolers/skate geezers' left skateboarding for a time and returned to it via longboards. Some 'got shorter' as they got some of their old moves back ( admittedly paling in comparison to todays tricks ) but still tend not to ride anything shorter than 32", mostly because the height difference between Then and Now changed a lot. And old knees are just old fucking knees. A narrow stand and repeated poundings after the age of 25 really isn't the greatest idea in the world, but if they can do it, more power to them. Me, I walk almost like OJ Simpson minus the guilt of murdering people :o ;D
And no, I'm not saying ANY of this should mean a bit shit of a difference to you. I just type real fast.
I think the folks at the OTHER SITE lol could learn something from you guys they either have never known or possibly forgotten. Youth are fantastic bullshit detectors, and you've detected a lot of it. Kudos.
We all hate hypocrisy, so we say, and I can't fathom really why it is some oldsters are so fucking hypocritical. Acting like they never cussed, like they weren't hateful little shits towards others they considered 'outside' of skateboarding in their own youth, suddenly adopting a kind of middle-aged Mr.Clean stance and stupidly demanding the kids at the parks skating around them act like perfect little gentlemen. It's gross. You're right to call them out on it. You're right to call anyone out who comes here on some misguided mission to make you change your minds about some other kind of decks, wheels, trucks, whatever...you like what you like, period. I would rather give way to a young skater capable of blowing me off the concrete than try to convince him/her to skate like me. The idea is ridiculous.
Now, do some skaters rock the shit out of bigger decks? Absolutely. BUT, it's absolutely true that transferring the same moves to a shorter deck makes a little more practical sense. It's very tiring trying to muscle a longer deck around.
And yeah, there are some truly weak longboard videos on youtube. I think watching some twat just carving down a street for three minutes is incredibly boring. Having said that, that's about all I ever do on a longer deck. I refuse to Gesmer dance and while I'm sure it's *possible* to ollie a longboard, ok, it is possible I've seen it...why bother? But that's just me.
MOST skaters I've met who ride longboards do so not for any purpose of impressing anyone. It's more about just being really, really lazy on your skateboard. I think saying that would catch me a lot of heat, but the truth is, in general, people skating longer decks are doing it more to just chill out. OK, yeah, charging a very steep hill in the middle of traffic I guess could be taken as 'aggro' or whatever, but the 'vibe', as it were, among skaters who ride longer decks is pretty relaxed. So, I could see where some of you would go,"OK, can it get anymore boring than that?" because you may ride for some other reason. I don't think reasons are necessarily 'good' or 'bad' until people get all Ned Flanders about them.
"THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!"...rofl...
If this thread has done nothing else, maybe it's gotten Slap some new members. Ah, nightmares can come true can't they? :o
I would like to bore you for another minute, my apologies, seriously....but I just move to a new state and was staying in a hotel for a while. I had a pretty big deck with me, 39" and it was ok for slapping...oops..uh, riding around on. One night I bumped into a kid there, maybe 16, out on his deck. His words: My deck is crap. He was right, it was. But his family had just been displaced and looking for a new home blah blah, so I threw him some new stuff out of my car. He asked to try my deck. You will cringe I guess when I tell you he liked it. And he rode it way better than me. :'( I had some good times as a kid but yeah, it can suck to be an older skater lol The next couple of days he rode it more than me. Never, at any point, did he seem in any way damaged by having ridden a longer deck. His ego was still in check, his self-respect intact. THAT has been my general experience with other skaters. He offered his deck to me, and well, let's just say it wasn't pretty.
The point? Some people forget the internet isn't 'real life' and I think the silverfish crew who have invaded you here, perhaps myself included now, often forget that. I wish I could explain the defensiveness, the messiah complexes, the outright bullshit directed your way...but I can't. I don't know the knobs who posted here. ( except myself ;) ). And fwiw, I don't post much over there. Wading through some of the threads is too tiring or irritating. And I wish the whole "We're longboarders" mentality would die an instant yet painful death. I don't like the deliniations drawn, the inferences made in labels and shit like that. No one I know who skates, young or old, ever asks me if I went 'longboarding'.
I skate. That's it really. My 'then' is over, it makes for great memories but I was never an astounding skater able to leap tall buildings in a single kickflip lol I just skated because I love to skate and while I wish I could do amazing shit on my board, I can't and the only thing that makes that little bitter pill easier to swallow is trying to be happy carving bowls or making kids laugh at some lame attempt on my part to do tricks they can do in their sleep or just...gasp...jump on a longboard and bomb a hill. That there are better skaters out there is great. The vast majority are WAY younger, and that makes sense to me. So, maybe in detecting some b.s., MAYBE you can find just a little bit...a bit...of understanding and just blow it off and attribute much of it to people who love skateboarding - still trying to skate. Golf is just not a fucking option. It might be more sane for some of us, but if were were sane we might not have ever started skateboarding ;D You know, you KNOW yourself that skating gets into your blood and bones, literally and metaphorically, and I hope that all of you are skating for a very, very long time to come. Don't stop, don't ever fucking stop. You don't have to. When you're 30 and people tell you ought to 'grow up and stop skating'...that you should do something reasonable like watch Martha Stewart bake cakes and worry about your mutual funds and such....DON'T listen to them. It's just another way to neuter skatebooarding, to deny any of its credibility or history, by lumping it in as a 'tiny tots game'. Think whatever you like, snicker and point and flame, about skaters who have a mix of decks from short to long...just don't stop doing what you love to do.
And, thanks for reading all that if you did and any nausea you may feel or blood dripping from your eyes as a result, do not attempt
to send me any medical bills please.
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i think skateboarding should always be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds....
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I'M 3600 IN HUMAN YEARS. I HAVE SOME RUSTY BOLTS AND CAN'T TRANSFORM AS QUICKLY AS I USED TO BUT I HAVE FUN RUSTING AWAY.
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Now that was a decent dose of sanity
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is this topic worth to read? haven't had a look inside yet, but 26 pages is kind of too much
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Delete this thread.
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Delete this thread.
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Why do these people keep coming back? You aren't changing any minds, not even with monstrous walls of text.
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It's funny that half of what "longboarders" say about "shortboarders" is basically the same stuff... I'm amazed that this thread is still goin ::)
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fuck longboarding. fuck nazis too
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i think skateboarding should always be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds....
im a lot closer to 36 than 16, and i agree with you.
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i think skateboarding should always be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds....
im gonna quit skating before i hit my 30s
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i think skateboarding should always be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds....
im gonna quit skating before i hit my 30s
that sucks.
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i think skateboarding should always be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds....
im gonna quit skating before i hit my 30s
that sucks.
ill be dead.
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is it controversial to bring this thread back? no
A PRO LONGBOARDERS ROOM
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper997/stills/01bd0935.jpg)
hot chicks on the wall?!?!??! a foosball table?!?!??! YEAH BRO!
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I do own a longboard but i only use it for transportation. Like if I'm going to get food, Or going to a spot I'll ride the longboard and carry my "short board" fuck I hate that term.
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My favorite lines in this whole thread are these:
"MOST skaters I've met who ride longboards do so not for any purpose of impressing anyone.
It's more about just being really, really lazy on your skateboard."
P.s. i'm 39, own way too many skateboards, many of them "longboards", I skate down hills, I even have one of those geeked out slalom skateboards, and I post at silverfish, ha! But if I could only have one skateboard and only skate one type of terrain for the rest of my life, you'd find me at the skatepark on a normal deck. (maybe 8.5 though because i'm tall and hey, i remember the 70s).
BTW, I'm 39 and I agree with the statement that skateboarding should be more about 16 year olds than 36 year olds.
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
I know it's harder to carve on a real skateboard with such a big dildo up your ass just remember its much cooler.
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So lets get this straight. You brought back a 4 year old thread to take a cheap shot at one of the most respected and dediskated people on this message board.
You dumb.
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i just found this thread. i'm aware that this is an old thread. This is my first post. I thought i have to drop my 2 cents. I'm 28 and i used to skate back in the 90's when baggy pants, 40mm wheels, listening to helmet, and really slow speed tricks were the sh*t. I picked up "skateboarding" again last year. I can still ollie, shuvit and manual but my kickflip is gone. I even managed to bust my one of my ankles attempting to pull off one. That's when i decided to pick up a longboard with a kicktail. I was reluctant at first. I felt like a kook but i got no choice. i can't do street anymore. I am a longboarder now and i'm not going to defend it. I just accepted the fact that longboarding is an alternative for people who can't do street stuff anymore/never skated street to start with. IMO, If everyone has the skill and ability to street skate, do all that 360 flips, rails and stairs i bet longboarding wouldn't be as popular.
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28 is too old to skate? stop trolling kurt bradley.
Maybe you should have tried some 50-50s and boardslides on a normal-guy ledge before you went straight to kickflips on your first day back.
I suggest amusing yourself spending money on a sparkly fixed gear bike when you tire of longboredom.
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Is this the bump when high thread?
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Can't kickflip = start longboarding?
Kickflips aren't everything. Slappies and boardslides on parking blocks are fun and low risk.
But if this guy last skated during the '90's he probably never went fast enough or had his trucks loose enough to learn slappies.
LOLs all day watching guys that haven't skated since then stressing out trying to do backfoot double flips.
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i couldn't do a hang ten on a longboard so i switched to shortboarding.
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i just found this thread. i'm aware that this is an old thread. This is my first post. I thought i have to drop my 2 cents. I'm 28 and i used to skate back in the 90's when baggy pants, 40mm wheels, listening to helmet, and really slow speed tricks? were the sh*t. I picked up "skateboarding" again last year. I can still ollie, shuvit and manual but my kickflip is gone. I even managed to bust my one of my ankles attempting to pull off one. That's when i decided to pick up a longboard with a kicktail. I was reluctant at first. I felt like a kook but i got no choice. i can't do street anymore. I am a longboarder now and i'm not going to defend it. I just accepted the fact that longboarding is an alternative for people who can't do street stuff anymore/never skated street to start with. IMO, If everyone has the skill and ability to street skate, do all that 360 flips,? rails and stairs i bet longboarding wouldn't be as popular.
92 + 28 = you were skating street when you were fetus
cool story bro
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longboarding is like gay marriage, I dont even care man
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i just found this thread. i'm aware that this is an old thread. This is my first post. I thought i have to drop my 2 cents. I'm 28 and i used to skate back in the 90's when baggy pants, 40mm wheels, listening to helmet, and really slow speed tricks? were the sh*t. I picked up "skateboarding" again last year. I can still ollie, shuvit and manual but my kickflip is gone. I even managed to bust my one of my ankles attempting to pull off one. That's when i decided to pick up a longboard with a kicktail. I was reluctant at first. I felt like a kook but i got no choice. i can't do street anymore. I am a longboarder now and i'm not going to defend it. I just accepted the fact that longboarding is an alternative for people who can't do street stuff anymore/never skated street to start with. IMO, If everyone has the skill and ability to street skate, do all that 360 flips,? rails and stairs i bet longboarding wouldn't be as popular.
92 + 28 = you were skating street when you were fetus
cool story bro
i thought you were a programmer or computer techie guy, how could you make such a simple mistake? if hes 28 he could start skating in 92 at the age of 10, which is completely reasonable and most likely true...
longboarding is like gay sex, no matter how much fun it is or how enjoyable it is, its still gay.
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I don't understand them, everyone who rides them looks awkward, doesn't seem to be goignthat fast, has to stop at curbs to pick it up, and replace it on igher ground. you always see these college kids, with shell necklaces, newly found political views and just outright kooks riding them.
fun for novelty....
I saw a girl riding one and she had a mean pick up. She picked that shit up so fast an got on to that curb and she was gone.
But yeah if you're going to ride a long board at least go fast.
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If you're going to ride a long board, at least have a nose and tail on it.
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"... it's for everyone, the dead head doing stationary fuckin' rail flip tricks on acid in the parking lot he's skating in his own way you know just like the mongo footer, and the freestyler and the pool rider like everyone's doing their own thing it's skating..."
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One time I went to a skateboarding contest in myrtle beach. It turned out that there was a longboarding division.
They were doing kickflips and boardslides and stuff like that.
There were exactly two entrants for the longboarding event. They both were representing different, presumably rival longboarding companies, and each had a team manager present at the event.
During the first longboarder's run, the opposing managers, presumably quite drunk, got into a heated argument and began fist fighting. Everyone was disqualified.
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Julian Stranger was speaking about skateboards. A longboard is something else entirely... and it's the wrong tool to ride pool or freestyle on.
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yeah true... but why hate on longboarders just because they skateboard a different way than you do? They're enjoying skateboarding just like I am but in a different way, and yes I think most longboarders are kooks (the ones I've encountered anyway).
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yeah true... but why hate on longboarders just because they skateboard a different way than you do? They're enjoying skateboarding just like I am but in a different way, and yes I think most longboarders are kooks (the ones I've encountered anyway).
they dont though, they get none of the risk and half the fun. first kickflip? stomping a trick? never happens for them. bombing a hill? sure with a 9.5" board with 159s and 80A 57's on. sure its fun and they enjoy skating, but getting lumped in with this other less motivated and pussy group, fuck thatttt
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nTAn6E_flE&feature=player_embedded
this the only cool longboarder
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Longboarding is fucking fun.
Hahaa, thanks MFS... I saw this thread had gotten bumped out of nowhere but never looked to see why.
/furiously tightens up Tensor Sodiums and attempts to turn household items into dildos/