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Title: "Humans could marry robots within the century"
Post by: mikefork on October 14, 2007, 07:55:18 AM: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 08:02:23 AM: thats pathetic
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Post by: gub on October 14, 2007, 08:18:49 AM: hmm sounds sexual
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 08:23:45 AM: Quote from: gub on October 14, 2007, 08:18:49 AM
hmm sounds sexual

robosexual
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Post by: Any Time At All on October 14, 2007, 08:25:10 AM: the metal would cut your wiener :X
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Post by: Bender on October 14, 2007, 08:42:26 AM: "You've got metal fever boy! Metal fever!"
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Post by: 89-90pistons on October 14, 2007, 08:57:47 AM: that would be rad because when it starts to bitch, you take out the batteries.
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Post by: Joshewuhh on October 14, 2007, 09:00:21 AM: Say goodbye to the human race.
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Post by: marty. on October 14, 2007, 09:00:56 AM: Having read enough Bradbury and other science fiction books, I am convinced that nothing good can come of this.
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Post by: Guile on October 14, 2007, 09:01:20 AM: id fuck a robot, maybe two.
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Post by: nice weather on October 14, 2007, 09:08:59 AM: Who saw that animatrix piece "2nd renaissance"?
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Post by: Joshewuhh on October 14, 2007, 09:48:50 AM: Quote from: Yo Mr. Hapredingli on October 14, 2007, 09:08:59 AM
Who saw that animatrix piece "2nd renaissance"?

Yea.
I just made the connection.
Fuck.
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Post by: blank. on October 14, 2007, 10:22:30 AM: i want robot babies
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Post by: MFS on October 14, 2007, 10:25:39 AM: reminds me of that movie cherry 2000...................with the sex robots and melanie griffith
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 10:36:55 AM: computer love
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Post by: NickDagger on October 14, 2007, 10:49:59 AM: Quote from: 89-90pistons on October 14, 2007, 08:57:47 AM
that would be rad because when it starts to bitch, you take out the batteries.
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Post by: bentmode on October 14, 2007, 10:56:05 AM: the robot is flawed. if anybodies ex showed up with a robot to a party all you have to do is pour water on it. done. fuck your robot.
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Post by: soon on October 14, 2007, 12:38:12 PM: the divorce rate might go down!
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Post by: jrock on October 14, 2007, 01:27:34 PM: Quote from: mike fork on October 14, 2007, 07:55:18 AM
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21271545/wid/11915829?GT1=10450

i think this is going to make years 60-80 worth living
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Post by: marty. on October 14, 2007, 01:32:42 PM: Will people actually be able to marry them? That's gonna be such a slap in the face to gay people if they can. It reminds me of that bit that David Cross did about how a town in Texas I think it was, that was trying to make gay marriage illegal at the same time they were trying to repeal the laws prohibiting bestiality.
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Post by: //////////// on October 14, 2007, 03:07:48 PM: maybe my friends would stop making fun of me for looking at robot porno...
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Post by: cat on October 14, 2007, 03:17:28 PM: im gonna mod mine so i can play video games and watch tv while making love to her, and make a really tight gine, and a really loose one, just for options
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Post by: Room Guy on October 14, 2007, 03:36:18 PM: soon after the robots will become self-aware

DUN DUN DUNN DA DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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Post by: koots on October 14, 2007, 04:25:25 PM: ahh...great PHD research there.

cure for cancer.....cure for aids....world hunger...NAH.....sex with robots....
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Post by: MFS on October 14, 2007, 05:01:33 PM: Quote from: koots on October 14, 2007, 04:25:25 PM
ahh...great PHD research there.

cure for cancer.....cure for aids....world hunger...NAH.....sex with robots....

we cant even begin to take action on any of these worldwide problems until weve handled our sexbot situation,its just common sense.
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 05:11:25 PM: less people will die from aids if we all fuck robots
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Post by: Round 2 on October 14, 2007, 05:29:21 PM: I wonder if it'll be murder if you decide to chuck your robot-wife out of a 5th story window one day...

I don't believe in AI though. I'm in a java programming class right now, and computers are dumb as hell. I don't think humans will ever create robots that can even remotely match the intelligence of a human, ever.

I mean you can program a computer to respond with pre-recorded phrases based on key words to try and mimic human conversation and stuff like that, but that's not even comparable to the intelligence of even something like a mouse...

No computer/program/robot in existence right now can handle any kind of situation in which it hasn't been giving specific instructions for handling that situation... You program a robot to walk across a room, ok no problem. But the second you put any kind of obstacle in the path of the robot, it's fucked unless you program it how to deal with that obstacle. Robots aren't intelligent and I don't think ever will be.
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Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 05:31:17 PM: well maybe we can mimic the pussy to the tee. and the rest of the body just functions as a housecleaner
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Post by: kids on October 14, 2007, 07:47:48 PM: Robot give me a blow job....FIRST GO TO THE STORE AND GET ME SOME OIL. Damn robot I got a hard on now.
GET YOUR ASS TO THE STORE BEFORE I GO ALL TERMINATOR ON YOU. ok,ok..... fucking robot never hooks it up like it used to.
I CAN HEAR YOUR THOUHGTS HUMAN.
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Post by: Noseblunted on October 14, 2007, 07:59:24 PM: I wonder if robots are going to read the Slap forums in the future, shit.....robots are going to skate and have the fakest steeze.
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Post by: art hellman on October 14, 2007, 09:10:47 PM: these guys are psyched
(http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/tv_simon.jpg)
Title: Re: "Humans could marry robots within the century"
Post by: Young Jeezy on October 14, 2007, 09:25:55 PM: Quote from: art hellman on October 14, 2007, 09:10:47 PM
these guys are psyched
(http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/tv_simon.jpg)

robots dont need hair
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Post by: shutupbitch on October 17, 2007, 11:24:40 PM: I hate it when some fucking nerd spends a bunch of time studying something like this and tries to convince everyone it's ok to do something like that. LIke his credentials are just gonna make me overlook the fact that I'm fucking a barbie.

I don't think it's gonna happen due to the power of religion. Well, at least the marriage part. It would be a serious violation of rights to ignore the fact that gay people have been pushing for their marital rights for years and have been denied, and now a programmable robot will be allowed to marry? There will be alot of valid outrage if this were to take place. Why don't they do the right thing and just throw a bunch of fuck holes on them? ;D I'm sure the geeks will start saving now. Fuckable??? why not try it once if the robot' is really hot? Marriage??? no way! I aint having no kids with a ps3 tumor on his head. THE ONLY thing good about this idea is that it could finally get the population under control. Lord knows I get sick of paying taxes so these broke hoes can have kids I support. Oh, and also so bobcat can get laid for once.