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Title: worst rap ever?
Post by: bote on November 14, 2007, 08:20:03 PM
this is my first post, though I've been lurking on the slap forums for a long time. Somehow, this was worth breaking the silence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTQOmksJq3s


this post has nothing to do with the Lakai video
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: able on November 14, 2007, 08:50:45 PM
   It's not THAT bad. Earlier this evening I stumbled upon this awful crap. I couldn't watch the skating due to the absolutely terrible ROB'G Structure MC's
http://youtube.com/watch?v=JEed54APUM4



EDIT: art, bart, cart, fart
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Post by: beeda weeda on November 15, 2007, 11:53:26 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8


nothing beats this one. NOTHING

He did a show at my college pub a few years back. played some of his newer stuff, we were so loaded, everyone was like informer informer, do infomer
he performed it, the crowd went wild as soon as his next song started, everyone  left..

snow, you are a disgrace
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Post by: Alexactly on November 15, 2007, 02:51:12 PM
http://michael.d.robertson.googlepages.com/tooyoung_mixdown.mp3
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Post by: little wheels, big pants on November 16, 2007, 05:13:53 AM
a leeky boomboom damn!

lil wayne is fucking awful.
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Post by: TheFrontSeatLife on November 16, 2007, 08:00:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtILxBszyf8


nothing beats this one. NOTHING

He did a show at my college pub a few years back. played some of his newer stuff, we were so loaded, everyone was like informer informer, do infomer
he performed it, the crowd went wild as soon as his next song started, everyone  left..

snow, you are a disgrace

Reminds me of the time 2 Live Crew played a Surf Expo after party and insisted on playing new shit, and everyone just yelled "Me So Horny!" 'Til they played it.
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Post by: 89-90pistons on November 18, 2007, 07:47:45 AM
how come nobody mentioned Cheazy yet?
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Post by: fake account on November 19, 2007, 01:37:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZw1VmhxH2s
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Post by: Jyri on November 20, 2007, 04:08:24 AM
I still dont get this soulja boy shit. or that ridicilous dance in the video http://youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=vum3qgoh0x4)
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 06:04:27 AM
this is my first post, though I've been lurking on the slap forums for a long time. Somehow, this was worth breaking the silence.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTQOmksJq3s


this post has nothing to do with the Lakai video

shitty rap straight into a face melter, classic steez
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 06:13:11 AM
these are funny because people actually liked them enough for them to get air play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXQQoaET-1M

http://youtube.com/watch?v=H4LF0qAjLVc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yNz225f1230

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G1KJ1aZzWZs    the most constipated sounding rapper of all time

Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 20, 2007, 06:54:59 AM
This is on HBO right now...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302261589.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 06:57:28 AM
This is on HBO right now...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302261589.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

i've tried to rent that so many times at block buster and they always look at me like i'm crazy for asking. heard it's really entertaining

yo, drop the cheese burger and get with the big mac.... yup, yup
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Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 20, 2007, 07:00:45 AM
There's also "Yo, drop the Zero and get wit da Hero".
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Post by: marty. on November 20, 2007, 07:16:29 AM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ooy_mCOSOtI (http://youtube.com/watch?v=ooy_mCOSOtI)
I love the phone call in the beginning to add exposition. Otherwise we might be confused as to what the premise of the song is.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 07:27:02 AM
There's also "Yo, drop the Zero and get wit da Hero".

heard there's lots of epic posing on the motor bike in the middle of the dessert with dramatic sweeping hellacopter camera shots, but have yet to see the magic for myself
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 20, 2007, 08:15:20 AM
Sleaze, HBO has got to be playing that motherfucker again.  If you have it, it's really worth it.  It's just over the top ridiculous.  His gear makes Greco look like Martha Stewart.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 08:38:04 AM
A good friend of mine loves watching films that are so good their bad and he absolutely loved this when he caught it on HBO. I actually wanted to see it when it was in theathers in the early 90s so that you could not only laugh at the movie but also to people watch for the kinds of kooks that were keeping that fool on the air. but it was only in theaters for something like 2 weeks and i missed it and it's never been in blockbuster since. at the time i think it had the record for shortest box office run.
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Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 20, 2007, 08:46:40 AM
I saw it in the theatre.  It was the just the mix of people you describe.
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Post by: Sleazy on November 20, 2007, 08:55:33 AM
i bet that was magic, haha

i actually had moved to australia around 88 and while i was gone hammer, sir mix a lot and vannalla ice all blew up. i was out there skating for a year or so doing the same old thing listening to DK, ST, the hardons, etc... and was completely isolated from all that shit. then when i got back too the states it was like everything had gone to the shits here. first thing i saw on US tv was new kids on the block "hanging tough" video and then when i got back to my home town most of the guys i skated with had quit and were into hammer dancing and wearing rediculous pants with crotchs that were literally at the ankles. thus began a long life of skating solo.
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Dream Turns Into Dreamt on November 20, 2007, 08:58:29 AM
Fucking culture shock.

That film is a perfect example of how bad pop culture can get sometimes.  I'm just glad that we have it around as a document.
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: beeda weeda on November 20, 2007, 11:03:08 AM
Sleazy, I gnar'd you this mornign for that amazing avitar, I laguhed so hard.


I think this might be the worst rapper ever

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R6T27LJ6ge4
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Zurg on November 20, 2007, 11:46:33 AM
its gotta be rawbertson. I hear him and cheazy are doin a collabo
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Post by: 89-90pistons on November 20, 2007, 06:37:58 PM
its gotta be rawbertson. I hear him and cheazy are doin a collabo
yes!!!
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Post by: Blue Fescue on November 20, 2007, 06:40:11 PM
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This is on HBO right now...

(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6302261589.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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i've tried to rent that so many times at block buster and they always look at me like i'm crazy for asking. heard it's really entertaining

yo, drop the cheese burger and get with the big mac.... yup, yup

The scene in the bar when vanill and his posse take over the mike is amazing.

Plus there were small clips of it in feasters.  "Get the hell out of here"
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: able on November 20, 2007, 07:10:46 PM
I think this might be the worst rapper ever

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R6T27LJ6ge4

Jesus! if I had a penny for all the times I had some dude rapping like that come over to my low budget studio and try to talk me into recording him and doing an album. I'd be a freakin millionaire.  Fucking roomates would allways bring over that guy from their work.  "I told him you make beats!Check him out he raps in the dish pit and he's dope" mehhhhh

Anyways, in the spirit of this thread. He's an MC that you either are gonna hate. Or really like.
I bring you...
MC Paul Barmen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIL9FdZ_ZgI
(http://archive.salon.com/ent/music/review/2000/02/14/barman/story.jpg)


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Post by: oklahomie on November 20, 2007, 07:17:08 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=rGrqW3nx5HM)
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: matt/tx on November 20, 2007, 11:09:07 PM
kriss kross i missed the bus
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Post by: loophole on November 21, 2007, 05:36:23 AM
fucking awesome thread. im still laughing
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Knockout Ned on November 22, 2007, 10:19:43 PM
I think i posted this before but its perfect for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related)
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: Bringdalulz on November 23, 2007, 10:26:45 AM
I think i posted this before but its perfect for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related)

Oh jeez the next ICP.
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: baxter on November 24, 2007, 02:23:28 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPrnduGtgmc&feature=related O NO!!!!
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Post by: Sleazy on November 24, 2007, 05:04:57 AM
I think i posted this before but its perfect for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related)

so that's who started the all over print thing
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Post by: matt/tx on November 24, 2007, 06:50:13 PM
snow was pretty bad im pretty sure hes the only white rastarfarian canadian 
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Post by: Spy Fox on November 24, 2007, 06:55:45 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ch213QRcOlo
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5WsI15fxORg&feature=related
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Post by: sergioflorez on November 24, 2007, 07:58:42 PM
these are funny because people actually liked them enough for them to get air play

http://youtube.com/watch?v=G1KJ1aZzWZs    the most constipated sounding rapper of all time

NOTHING WRONG WITH ONYX
Title: Re: worst rap ever?
Post by: barr on December 01, 2007, 06:35:13 PM
I think i posted this before but its perfect for this thread
http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related (http://youtube.com/watch?v=LK3EdfjIYxc&feature=related)

best one
gnar him