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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: *BargainShopper* on December 24, 2007, 12:15:40 PM
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I was watching Elementality volume 2 and there he is skating with the "Fishtales" guy
I recognized him because he was a previous OIAM finalist....
I don't know what to say about this guy...
what do ya'll think?
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el Vortex for president 2008!!!...
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Ron Paul!
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i will take el vortex's real name with me to the grave
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el Vortex for president 2008!!!...
one footed frontside rocks in fucking galoshes will get my vote every time.
i can't wait to see the reasons kids here will no doubt come up with to hate on him.
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i he will rape randy orton in the ring
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I love El Vortex!
Plus, he's from Fort Collins.
C - O, you know!!
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Ron Paul!
too bad its like 10 years till you can vote.
But yea El Vortex rules, best trick selection in the game.
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theres no doubt the guy rips
just its like hes a skateboard hermit though
who are his sponsors?
is Coach any good?
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El Vortex is awesome. I seen him in the KotR video and I was instantly stoked on his masked-wrestler persona and mini-ramp skills. Love that dude.
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He's sick. His 1 foot frontside rocks are the shit.
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SKATEBOARDERS FOR RON PAUL!! VOTE IN 2008
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=266764577
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i've never seen anything from him. where can i find this?
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i've never seen anything from him. where can i find this?
umm the only video of him skating that ive seen is on Elementality volume two during the fishtales skit
if you have itunes subscribe to the element podcast and download Elementality Volume 2 ( it's the longest video by element they have to download) or you can download Fishtales
I recomend downloading Elementality V.2 because theres more skating, just skip over Mike V's part.... El Vortex appears at 6:55 mark
he's the guy skating in a mexican luchadore get up
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I love El Vortex!
Plus, he's from Fort Collins.
C - O, you know!!
He's not from the fort, he is from a place deep in every man's soul. a place mere mortals fear to go.
AKA boulder.
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Check out almost any Meta Skateboards video. I think he's had a part in every one so far although I haven't seen the newest release.
El Vortex needs to do more wrestle-grams.
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El Vortex, man, mystery animal of the 4 wheels. Union president and SPB member. dude kills it.
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(http://www.slapmagazine.com/new_site/issues/01_07/ElVortex/ev-kick-biker.jpg)
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I love El Vortex!
Plus, he's from Fort Collins.
C - O, you know!!
He's not from the fort, he is from a place deep in every man's soul. a place mere mortals fear to go.
AKA boulder.
Ahaha! Nice!
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does anyone know where to find that old Wrestle'o'Gram he did to Curtis Colamonico in the "loose trucks loose women Real tour".
It was posted on the Dlxsf.com a long time ago.
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does anyone know where to find that old Wrestle'o'Gram he did to Curtis Colamonico in the "loose trucks loose women Real tour".
It was posted on the Dlxsf.com a long time ago.
pretty sure I have it on VHS somewhere....
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wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes. those were the days of our lives. one-foot por vida! and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...
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wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes. those were the days of our lives. one-foot por vida! and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...
You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK. Perhaps you were at my going away party there.
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wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes. those were the days of our lives. one-foot por vida! and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...
You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK. Perhaps you were at my going away party there.
perhaps, unless you were one of the douchbags who started ruining the greatest bar on earth come 2002-3.
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wrestl - o - gram at underground watering holes. those were the days of our lives. one-foot por vida! and coach rules, "manWHORE!"...
You could only be speaking of one place.... THE RACK. Perhaps you were at my going away party there.
perhaps, unless you were one of the douchbags who started ruining the greatest bar on earth come 2002-3.
HAHA!!! Oh, that's fuckin priceless, place went to crap after I left town. All the good bars shut down. Guess I was keepin 'em in business with my thirst for the brown nectar.
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stevedave and brujochingon, we have to all know each other.
The Rack was my second home on the Hill. It sucked when the place got blown out but not paying for drinks always kept me going back. That and all my breaks from Deli Zone to have a shot.
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why aren't any of you fuckers in the Denver-ish area?
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well... i know stevedave took on extra curricular-burnside activities. avter leaving Btown...
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/burnsidebroads2.jpg)
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stevedave and brujochingon, we have to all know each other.
The Rack was my second home on the Hill. It sucked when the place got blown out but not paying for drinks always kept me going back. That and all my breaks from Deli Zone to have a shot.
deli zone, huh? what a bunch of drunk assholes. and by that i mean, LEGENDS.
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sorry, this is more relevent to the thread.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n186/reedgoodman/vortexpiss.jpg)
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why aren't any of you fuckers in the Denver-ish area?
They all left...In Boulder you get old and everybody stays the same age.
I just got fat and stayed.
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hahaha. This is so rad. Real life friends encountering their online personas.
I know the loop is complete because I took those Burnside photos. And anyone that refers to DZ workers as legends was either right beside me working or reaping the benefits of my drunk ass working there.
As for not being in Boulder... 5 years was enough for me. I had a great time visiting in October though. Chris might not be at the Rack anymore but at least he's still slinging at Pete's.
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Nah man...you never call out you boys on the internet.
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i'll call you out.
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everybody... the real poocrusher.
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/phoneInTheToilet.jpg)
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that's right Lenny. I have no good guess for you though.
stevedave I've figured out.
Poocrusher, you could be anybody because staying in Boulder and getting fat happens to quite a few people.
brujochingon no good guess either.
haha this really made my day sitting at work with nothing to do.
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that's right Lenny. I have no good guess for you though.
stevedave I've figured out.
Poocrusher, you could be anybody because staying in Boulder and getting fat happens to quite a few people.
brujochingon no good guess either.
haha this really made my day sitting at work with nothing to do.
think back to a spanish appartment, g-roggs and b-rooks were there, as was i.
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What up Reed!
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What up Reed!
Hey buddy! not much, just being snowed in as fuck. it's pretty gay. hows the west?
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that's right Lenny. I have no good guess for you though.
stevedave I've figured out.
Poocrusher, you could be anybody because staying in Boulder and getting fat happens to quite a few people.
brujochingon no good guess either.
haha this really made my day sitting at work with nothing to do.
reed huh? hip-hop at 12 reed? reed and squeks, reed? i knew that kid.
i been drunk after hours at the zone many a time. 14 inch gangsta, ya...i'll have that.
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that's right Lenny. I have no good guess for you though.
stevedave I've figured out.
Poocrusher, you could be anybody because staying in Boulder and getting fat happens to quite a few people.
brujochingon no good guess either.
haha this really made my day sitting at work with nothing to do.
reed huh? hip-hop at 12 reed? reed and squeks, reed? i knew that kid.
i been drunk after hours at the zone many a time. 14 inch gangsta, ya...i'll have that.
You should try the gangster but sub steak instead of chicken. they take a couple days off your life but their good as fuck.
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i'm pretty sure brujoch..whatever, is in those pics from Burnside.
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hmmmmmmm...