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Title: Happy Birthday Poem by Yours Truly
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 28, 2007, 09:04:29 AM
in the darkness the night is disturbed by a loud humbled howl
what was that?
why it was just the sound of aging in our favorite Slap pal
it obviouse he is growing faster, than a sprouted bean
holy shit, the anti-christ is now nineteen
usually subtle and quiet but clearly not gay
he likes to start the night with bloodlust and Seinfeld , he'd have it no other way
and with these final words we part,
Happy Birthday, you smelly blood fart
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Poem by Yours Truly
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 28, 2007, 09:14:55 AM
its the thought that counts, right?
 :'(
Austin isn't as great as you think but it's alright
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Poem by Yours Truly
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 28, 2007, 09:17:20 AM
7 years on a forum???
now that's a life
how about you make a better poem?
fuckin clown
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Poem by Yours Truly
Post by: *BargainShopper* on December 28, 2007, 09:28:59 AM
Austin is great no doubt but Williamson County is hell when it comes to laws and shit