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Title: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 07:43:27 AM
yep they let me out earlier this morning....
the worst 3 weeks ive ever experienced*
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: Star Whores Episode I: The Fellatio Menace on January 18, 2008, 07:46:57 AM
welcome back!!
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ahlee on January 18, 2008, 07:49:48 AM
great
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 18, 2008, 07:50:53 AM
Did you get handed/learn any Life Lessons?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 07:51:33 AM
They wouldn't let you do community service after all? Oh well, I bet it wasn't as bad as you thought it was gonna be. I just went stir crazy from not getting to move around very much but the people weren't all gnarly assholes like I thought they were gonna be. Kickin it was probably the best part of the whole experience...
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 07:56:29 AM
Did you get handed/learn any Life Lessons?
the food sucked, i was raped every night and have " Ringo" tatooed on  my ass- i was his wife....
i was just going to get probation but then the this judge ( her name is judge Hobbs) was like " you look horrible, you need to have some self respect."
and i ended up getting mad and cussing and she had me removed and i was locked up intill this morning....
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 07:57:31 AM
They wouldn't let you do community service after all? Oh well, I bet it wasn't as bad as you thought it was gonna be. I just went stir crazy from not getting to move around very much but the people weren't all gnarly assholes like I thought they were gonna be. Kickin it was probably the best part of the whole experience...
dont talk to me, pussy
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 08:39:01 AM
i fuckin hate you.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 08:46:53 AM
i fuckin hate you.
i would say something along the lines of "i hate you more" but the fact you are a slap pal and you are a higher being than I, means i CAN'T  hate you, i can only envy you and your 6 golden stars which symbolize your greatness and your superiority
so with these parting words I say,
be well you handsome angel
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 08:49:55 AM
im sure you are about as welcome here as a mark like you would be inside.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 09:25:25 AM
im sure you are about as welcome here as a mark like you would be inside.
i love Slap
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 18, 2008, 09:33:28 AM

and i ended up getting mad and cussing and she had me removed and i was locked up intill this morning....


In the future, don't swear at a judge. It won't get you anywhere, and she probably didn't care at all about the names you called her. If you really did that, you are one of those people who deserves to be locked away just so we can get rid of one more pride obsessed asshole who can't keep a cool head.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 09:41:14 AM
i didnt cuss at her i just said " why the fuck are you saying this?"
but thats all it took
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: Marvin Gaye on January 18, 2008, 09:43:05 AM
(http://www.mpfree.com/otherimg/Akon.jpg)

Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: lenny on January 18, 2008, 09:48:21 AM
did you run into nasty nate?
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/7/9/f/79ffce0bd2c6771cbcfff799cffaab1b.jpg)

Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 09:59:32 AM
he didnt just "run into me"...
id rather not talk about it though....
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ahlee on January 18, 2008, 10:02:00 AM
the problem with the kooks on here is pretty common..



Age: 16
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 10:03:50 AM
haha, he didnt go to jail. juvee is like summercamp for try hards. although when i went i did witness some kid get stabbed in the neck in our math class.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:05:39 AM
canadian juvee
sounds pretty rough
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on January 18, 2008, 10:06:26 AM
the problem with the kooks on here is pretty common..



Age: 16

Maybe they charged him as an adult for swearing! Its a serious crime that must be stopped. Nice catch. A 16 year old who thinks he can swear at a judge deserves to learn a little life lesson.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 10:07:12 AM
what did you go for again ???
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:10:32 AM
stabbing a kid in the neck in my math class
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:13:12 AM
theres a differnce between juvee which here in austin is JJAEP  ( juvenile justice alternative education program) and TYC texas youth center
i was in tyc
try to google both of them buddy
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 10:16:11 AM
got a citation for trespassing and possesion
i have to go to court and i have no money
so what's jail like fellas
give me advice
i know not to drop the soap
damn you hard as nails kid, nobody fuck with bargain shopper. he might trespass on your property while in possesion of something.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:17:07 AM
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the problem with the kooks on here is pretty common..



Age: 16
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Maybe they charged him as an adult for swearing! Its a serious crime that must be stopped. Nice catch. A 16 year old who thinks he can swear at a judge deserves to learn a little life lesson.
yea it was stupid i know should have just kept my mouth shut but it's done with  
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:19:02 AM
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got a citation for trespassing and possesion
i have to go to court and i have no money
so what's jail like fellas
give me advice
i know not to drop the soap
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damn you hard as nails kid, nobody fuck with bargain shopper. he might trespass on your property while in possesion of something.
shit im not trying to sound like a thug you fucking dillweed
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 10:21:17 AM
you come on here basically bragging that you went to jail, which you failed to mention was just juvee. not trying to act hard huh. anyone else smell that?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ahlee on January 18, 2008, 10:22:38 AM
go post on transworld
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:23:59 AM
you come on here basically bragging that you went to jail, which you failed to mention was just juvee. not trying to act hard huh. anyone else smell that?
bragging?
if anything i was bragging about getting out
fucking retard
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MFS on January 18, 2008, 10:26:56 AM
you bragged about swearing at the judge.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 18, 2008, 10:36:26 AM
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you come on here basically bragging that you went to jail, which you failed to mention was just juvee. not trying to act hard huh. anyone else smell that?
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bragging?
if anything i was bragging about getting out
fucking retard

Son, now that you're out go get me some tacos and beer, and close the door.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: *BargainShopper* on January 18, 2008, 10:44:24 AM
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you come on here basically bragging that you went to jail, which you failed to mention was just juvee. not trying to act hard huh. anyone else smell that?
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bragging?
if anything i was bragging about getting out
fucking retard
[close]

Son, now that you're out go get me some tacos and beer, and close the door.
yes, pa
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: hangup on January 18, 2008, 10:55:53 AM
dude movies and other shit give people bizarre picture about prisons, so whats it like, did you really get raped? ( Im so drunk at the moment)
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: TotallyAwesome on January 18, 2008, 11:17:38 AM
i thought this was gonna be some new footy of steven cales.
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: skatebored on January 18, 2008, 11:34:32 AM
i thought this was gonna be some new footy of gino
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: beeda weeda on January 18, 2008, 12:07:46 PM
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i thought this was gonna be some new footy of gino
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what the fuck?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on January 18, 2008, 03:29:29 PM
could u get re-incarcerated?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 04:09:36 PM
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They wouldn't let you do community service after all? Oh well, I bet it wasn't as bad as you thought it was gonna be. I just went stir crazy from not getting to move around very much but the people weren't all gnarly assholes like I thought they were gonna be. Kickin it was probably the best part of the whole experience...
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dont talk to me, pussy

haha ouch dude. maybe you got raped after all?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: vicky on January 18, 2008, 04:10:29 PM
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i thought this was gonna be some new footy of gino
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tsktsktsk ianucci
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: ET253 on January 18, 2008, 04:11:53 PM
haha, he didnt go to jail. juvee is like summercamp for try hards. although when i went i did witness some kid get stabbed in the neck in our math class.

Oh this kids only 16??? AHAHAHAHA that explains it...
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: 1987 on January 18, 2008, 04:28:57 PM
Dude, did they have you digging holes in the middle of the desert and shit?  Did the warden look like Sigourney Weaver?  All this for trying to steal a pair of shoes?
Title: Re: No Longer Incarcerated
Post by: toy machine on January 18, 2008, 05:08:57 PM
(http://blogs.indiewire.com/morganspurlock/archives/Morgan%20jail%202.JPG)