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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Diesel on January 21, 2008, 09:23:38 PM
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Everyone post up your favorite tounge twisters or create your own.
My favorite is the classics
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck
if a woodchuck would chuck wood
and
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
The butter Betty Botter bought was a bit bitter
And made her batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter
Makes batter better.
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter,
Making Betty Botter's bitter batter better.
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ill go with the classic of
she sells sea shells by the sea shore
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Classics never go wrong.
As for now we will stick with... Black Bugs Bleed Black Blood
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ah man tongue twisters kicked my ass in school, mainly because i stutter....so yeah i never dug em too much
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(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1817550/2/istockphoto_1817550_tongue_twister.jpg)
lol
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i could never say "Fudruckers" ten times fast and still can't without saying fuck
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Dude i can't even say "statistics" without getting fucked in the tongue.
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Several years ago I worked at a pizza hut and when I came out of the bathroom I noticed that everyone that was working that night had left the building. The phones were ringing the oven was backing up ,orders needed to be made and there were a bunch of customers in line for the carry out. So I franticly shouted...
"Where Are All Our Employees!"
and I sounded like a seal :)
(true/lame story)
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Several years ago I worked at a pizza hut and when I came out of the bathroom I noticed that everyone that was working that night had left the building. The phones were ringing the oven was backing up ,orders needed to be made and there were a bunch of customers in line for the carry out. So I franticly shouted...
"Where Are All Our Employees!"
and I sounded like a seal :)
(true/lame story)
Holy try saying that five times fast and then llicking a kitten!
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Saying "toy boat" 10 or even 5 times fast is pretty much impossible.
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Dude i can't even say "statistics" without getting fucked in the tongue.
me neither. i cant even say the word ASK. it sounds like AXE. or DRAWER. it sounds like DRAAAWWW. regular.
the toy boat one kills me
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Red leather yellow leather. I have never once said it five times fast.
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Let Lilly Lick Lionel's Lusty Leathers
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http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt
in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.
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http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt
in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.
dang that one is so hard and its soo long.
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dang that one is so hard and its soo long.
Maybe you're thinking of a different type of tounge twister... :-\
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erre con erre cigarro,
erre con erre barril,
rapido corren los carros,
con azucar ferro carril.
it's meant to help people practice rolling their R's.
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Saying "toy boat" 10 or even 5 times fast is pretty much impossible.
damn thats hard to do
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ill go with the classic of
she sells sea shells down by the sea shore
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http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt
in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.
The sewing sox part got me.
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http://ai.eecs.umich.edu/people/dreeves/Fox-In-Socks.txt
in my public speaking class in high school the teacher wrote out a 50 dollar check for anyone who could make it all the way through without fucking up. i made it to the fleas trees cheese part which was the furthest anyone in the class got.
The sewing sox part got me.
the beetle part killed me.
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The Arsonist Has Oddly Shaped feet.
The Human torch was denied a bank loan.
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specifc, pacific
some of these are real good speech exercises, I've got to brush up
how about the always-so-embarassing 'hold your tounge and tell me you were born on a pirate ship!'
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Unique new york.
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http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8136/tonguetwisters.html)
wow.
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Which witch wished which wicked wish?
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specifc, pacific
some of these are real good speech exercises, I've got to brush up
how about the always-so-embarassing 'hold your tounge and tell me you were born on a pirate ship!'
followed by "my mother was an apple"