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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Vlade Divac on November 03, 2008, 04:10:12 PM
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i can see this topic going for pages. im guessing sheckler took a cheap shot at that dude.
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Sheckler is a certified beast.
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At least shecklers publicist will pay him off.
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I saw that shit on the SPoT site. Susposedly sheckler tried to fight everyone and Jereme 'Rappin' Rogers was arrested. A part of me wishes that punch was the other way around...
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I saw that shit on the SPoT site. Susposedly sheckler tried to fight everyone and Jereme 'Rappin' Rogers was arrested. A part of me wishes that punch was the other way around...
these white skateboarders, just so damn gangster.
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I saw that shit on the SPoT site. Susposedly sheckler tried to fight everyone and Jereme 'Rappin' Rogers was arrested. A part of me wishes that punch was the other way around...
these white skateboarders, just so damn gangster.
hahah
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i love how in the Plan B promo they show him trashing the hotel room to make him look more hardcore.
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damn shecks is going mike v on shit now a days :o
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I haven't followed the show lately, but did he ever find a girlfriend?
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No he hasn't found a chill girl yet.
I'm just surprised his shirt wasn't off.
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my style is impetuous. my defense is impregnable. get at me.
i'll put your mother in a straight jacket ya punk-ass white boy.
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"Ryan Sheckler jocking-out mid punch. From the story I got from Ryan’s dad the next morning, this is supposedly one of his homies. And from the story I got from Peter at Red Bull, Ryan was trying to fight everyone that night including me. He must have not liked the career advice I was giving him. After this incident I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico. Thank you Red Bull for the hotel, free alcohol, and sore jaw."
From the SPOT site.
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AHAAHAHAHAH
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I wish he would just die or people would stop caring about him.
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i love how in the Plan B promo they show him trashing the hotel room to make him look more hardcore.
you know when it was all said and done he walked straight downstairs and paid the manager some loot for the damages...
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Hahaha, look at the bald dude smiling in the background.
The thought of Kurtis Colamonico head butting Shecklers dad is hilarious.
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i love how in the Plan B promo they show him trashing the hotel room to make him look more hardcore.
dude haven't you heard it's really BADASS and PUNK and HARDCORE and CRAZY
...to stay in a fourstar hotel and break a few things while giggling with your rich suburban friends.
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Hahaha, look at the bald dude smiling in the background.
The thought of Kurtis Colamonico head butting Shecklers dad is hilarious.
i hate Kurtis Colamonico
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He didn't head butt sheckler's dad. He head butted the guy writing the caption
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the dude sheckler punched out actually looks gayer than he is
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He's never going to find a chill girl with that many dudes at the party.
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That asshat is the worst: http://www.youtube.com/malcolmsworldtv
don't watch more than 20 seconds or you'll kill yourself
ChildoftheGhetto - please watch all 30 videos in their entirety
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both those dudes suck.
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i'm in tears from laughter after watching that. so fucking funny. hahaha
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coolest cool guy pants i have ever seen.
sheckler please give up.
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Who cares.
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who'd he punch? some BMX dude?
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who'd he punch? some BMX dude?
Nice new sig Tate ;D
Both these gentlemen are prime examples of butt pirates
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"Ryan Sheckler jocking-out mid punch. From the story I got from Ryan’s dad the next morning, this is supposedly one of his homies. And from the story I got from Peter at Red Bull, Ryan was trying to fight everyone that night including me. He must have not liked the career advice I was giving him. After this incident I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico. Thank you Red Bull for the hotel, free alcohol, and sore jaw."
From the SPOT site.
I'll try to break this write-up a bit , so It's his friend he punch? and if this is from the Spot site Kurtis head butted the Asian dude that write all those crap(shot) at SPOT.
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"Ryan Sheckler jocking-out mid punch. From the story I got from Ryan’s dad the next morning, this is supposedly one of his homies. And from the story I got from Peter at Red Bull, Ryan was trying to fight everyone that night including me. He must have not liked the career advice I was giving him. After this incident I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico. Thank you Red Bull for the hotel, free alcohol, and sore jaw."
From the SPOT site.
I'll try to break this write-up a bit , so It's his friend he punch? and if this is from the Spot site Kurtis head butted the Asian dude that write all those crap(shot) at SPOT.
You're confusing as fuck idiot.
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ryan, it's called STREET credibility, not gay club cred.
is that the last part pf his plan to shut everybody up?
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"Ryan Sheckler jocking-out mid punch. From the story I got from Ryan’s dad the next morning, this is supposedly one of his homies. And from the story I got from Peter at Red Bull, Ryan was trying to fight everyone that night including me. He must have not liked the career advice I was giving him. After this incident I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico. Thank you Red Bull for the hotel, free alcohol, and sore jaw."
From the SPOT site.
I'll try to break this write-up a bit , so It's his friend he punch? and if this is from the Spot site Kurtis head butted the Asian dude that write all those crap(shot) at SPOT.
You're confusing as fuck idiot.
that's exactly what happened genus
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i really hope this doesn't turn out like the duffel/beagle thread with ten pages and no explanation
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Where was Sheckler at that he could challenge an entire room of people to fight and not get his ass stomped in by at least 10 people at once?
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Where was Sheckler at that he could challenge an entire room of people to fight and not get his ass stomped in by at least 10 people at once?
he had his "k3EW with him i bet" bodyguard & all
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That is the funniest thing i have seen in a long time ;D
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friendships are forever, but bros die hard
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Edit:
He's not as big as he thinks.
http://www.tmz.com/search/?q=sheckler
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well, you must all live in the 'burbs.
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is that the last part pf his plan to shut everybody up?
And now we enter ... ENDGAME
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"Ryan Sheckler jocking-out mid punch. From the story I got from Ryan’s dad the next morning, this is supposedly one of his homies. And from the story I got from Peter at Red Bull, Ryan was trying to fight everyone that night including me. He must have not liked the career advice I was giving him. After this incident I vaguely recall a big brawl outside with me getting head-butted by Kurtis Colamonico. Thank you Red Bull for the hotel, free alcohol, and sore jaw."
From the SPOT site.
I'll try to break this write-up a bit , so It's his friend he punch? and if this is from the Spot site Kurtis head butted the Asian dude that write all those crap(shot) at SPOT.
You're confusing as fuck idiot.
that's exactly what happened genus
If you're intending to clarify shit, you might want to use grammar and syntax consistent with english language standards.
also, not sure if you're aware, but "genus" is a biological classification describing a group of related species.
as for ryan sheckler...the guy's really fucking good at skateboarding, but not so good at not being a person.
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That asshat is the worst: http://www.youtube.com/malcolmsworldtv
don't watch more than 20 seconds or you'll kill yourself
ChildoftheGhetto - please watch all 30 videos in their entirety
haha i actually stopped at about the 20 second mark, in fear of making my head explode.
and that dude's a classic "brah".
"are you rolling? are we rolling now? we're totally live...aaahahrlasfdhasdf!!!"
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can't wait to see his ufc part vs danny way in the plan b video extras in 2010.
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
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that doesnt even look like a fight scene, its so weird. looks like hes just having a fit and everyone is staring at him
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perfect title for this thread
nice pants, i think my wife's hair dresser wears the same ones
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perfect title for this thread
nice pants, i think my wife's hair dresser wears the same ones
hahaha with the camo belt too. 'i like to fag out a tincey bit with the pants, but the camo belt screams bad boy just drove in on a hummer limo. bottle service anyone?'
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HELLA GAY. dude he hit was probably scared shecks'd ruined his modeling career. they should have just had a walk-off (a la zoolander). it would've been appropriate.
k
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perfect title for this thread
nice pants, i think my wife's hair dresser wears the same ones
hahaha those pants are gay!
frat boy fights and night clubs...rad
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i'm in tears from laughter after watching that. so fucking funny. hahaha
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
Ahahah amazing caption. This thread really should turn into a caption writing contest. (Of course all captions involving "you stole my boyfriend" and "you stole my chill girl" will have to be eliminated due to predictability.)
"Fuck you motherfucker! Skip James is better than Robert Johnson! I FUCKIN MEAN IT!"
By the way, what's going on with the dude in the plaid shirt on the bottom left? Are those guys gang-raping his face? Sheckler to the rescue?
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
Ahahah amazing caption. This thread really should turn into a caption writing contest. (Of course all captions involving "you stole my boyfriend" and "you stole my chill girl" will have to be eliminated due to predictability.)
"Fuck you motherfucker! Skip James is better than Robert Johnson! I FUCKIN MEAN IT!"
By the way, what's going on with the dude in the plaid shirt on the bottom left? Are those guys gang-raping his face? Sheckler to the rescue?
I like the bald guy just behind the fight, spectating and smiling
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
Ahahah amazing caption. This thread really should turn into a caption writing contest. (Of course all captions involving "you stole my boyfriend" and "you stole my chill girl" will have to be eliminated due to predictability.)
"Fuck you motherfucker! Skip James is better than Robert Johnson! I FUCKIN MEAN IT!"
By the way, what's going on with the dude in the plaid shirt on the bottom left? Are those guys gang-raping his face? Sheckler to the rescue?
hahaha
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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm cheap shot??
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
Ahahah amazing caption. This thread really should turn into a caption writing contest. (Of course all captions involving "you stole my boyfriend" and "you stole my chill girl" will have to be eliminated due to predictability.)
"Fuck you motherfucker! Skip James is better than Robert Johnson! I FUCKIN MEAN IT!"
By the way, what's going on with the dude in the plaid shirt on the bottom left? Are those guys gang-raping his face? Sheckler to the rescue?
hahaha
hahah. yea dude with the gray shirt is definitely in mid-hump status
on anothre note, do you guys think that's what shecklers mosh pit move looks like?
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
Ahahah amazing caption. This thread really should turn into a caption writing contest. (Of course all captions involving "you stole my boyfriend" and "you stole my chill girl" will have to be eliminated due to predictability.)
"Fuck you motherfucker! Skip James is better than Robert Johnson! I FUCKIN MEAN IT!"
By the way, what's going on with the dude in the plaid shirt on the bottom left? Are those guys gang-raping his face? Sheckler to the rescue?
hahaha
hahah. yea dude with the gray shirt is definitely in mid-hump status
on anothre note, do you guys think that's what shecklers mosh pit move looks like?
i think the guy in the plaid shirt is about to get a taste of the Jacknife Powerbomb, kevin nash style
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holy shit that guy is a total fucking douche
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it bears repeating that cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Sheckler to the rescue?
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iPod headphones
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I saw that shit on the SPoT site. Susposedly sheckler tried to fight everyone and Jereme 'Rappin' Rogers was arrested. A part of me wishes that punch was the other way around...
whats the site?im tryin to chek this out
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mo' money mo' problems?
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bnUojR3aA
at 0:16
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if sheckler really cared about charities he'd charge people to kick him in the dick and then donate all proceeds. he'd make so much.
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Have you ever had a boner while taking a shit? its probably the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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ARRRGGGHHH! FAGGOT!! YOU CAN'T MILLER FLIP A WAKEBOARD!! FLYING TOMATO SHOWED ME HOW!!!!! NO ITS CALLED A HAAKON FLIP MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STOMPED IT FAKIE I SAW HIM HE PUT HIS HAND DOWN FUCKING SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!! DIE FAGGOT DIE!!!! SEE YOU ON THE LAKE PUSSY!!! ARRRGGGHHH!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-bnUojR3aA
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FUCK. looks like i can't listen to that interpol song anymore. i'll immediately associate it with shecklers back and that broh's doofy face
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the iron fist of steroids has begun to ascend to its ruler status over the plan b team
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a joke without a punchline. I don't know where I was going with this, feel free to add.
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I would actually pay real money to see real footage of Sheckler at the centre of a circle pit at a Slayer gig or something similar
Dude would get a new asshole stomped onto his brain, which would never make into his shitty mtv show. Who wants to throw up the bucks and make this happen?
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Have you ever had a boner while taking a shit? its probably the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Yeah, absolutely. Worst thing ever.