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Title: CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE 2 - Secret of the Crystal Balls
Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2009, 07:29:14 AM
You are an explorer named Chase Homely.  You are a man of rugged frame and lecherous eye.  After successfully navigating the Mayan Danger Zone, the Society for the Better Understanding of Ethnic Peoples (SBUEP) has again commissioned you to go out into the world and uncover the mysteries of the past. 

You find an envelope from SBUEP in your mailbox.  It contains a one-way ticket on the ocean liner "Sunset Tide" departing from San Francisco in two days time.  You immediately begin preparations for your odyssey.  You tell your secretary that she'll have to cancel the meeting with Harrison Montgomery, chair of the Committee for the Re-integration of Aboriginal Tribal Hierarchies into Modern Corporate Structures (CRATHMC). 

Upon arriving in old San Francisco you waste no time in making a beeline down the embarcadero to the Sunset Tide.  You are dressed smartly and are not without your trusty LA Gear fanny pack.  As you wait to board your ship, you examine the contents of your LA Gear fanny pack.  Inside you find the following items: a pack of naked lady playing cards, novelty fart spray, a pager, and a pair of red shoelaces.  The crowd begins to board the ship and a sailor registering each passenger asks your final destination, to which you reply, "Hong Kong".

Two days into your Pacific journey, you begin to get your sea legs and emerge from your quarters to seek out a little action.  You come upon a racially diverse crew of sailors hooting and hollering, all grasping money bills.  They appear to be gambling on a battle being waged between two cobra snakes.  The big snake is cowering as the little snake rises above it, gleaking venom.  A middle eastern crew member plays a middle eastern flute thing wildly.
You:

a) Lay down some clams on the big snake
b) Drop some green on the little guy
c) Jam out on the middle eastern flute
d) Threaten to call PETA   
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Post by: nice weather on February 17, 2009, 07:31:58 AM
b)
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 17, 2009, 07:44:14 AM
dude, C!
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Post by: loophole on February 17, 2009, 08:05:51 AM
dude, C!
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Post by: Jura on February 17, 2009, 08:11:33 AM
b)
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Post by: max power on February 17, 2009, 08:26:27 AM
C
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2009, 08:35:52 AM
You post up at the edge of the circle and the middle eastern flute player notices your presence.  You pull out a wad of 20's and motion to the little snake.  The flute player is evidently running the show as he nods to you and keeps playing.  His flute flailing is heating up as the snakes dance around each other, circling rapidly like water being flushed down a toilet.  The battle reaches a crescendo of fluting and hissing and the little snake strikes with evil precision.  The big snake falls limp and the sailors fall silent in despair at their lost money.  Evidently the big snake was the heavy favorite and the sailors eye you with suspicion as you collect your winnings in various currencies.  

The flute player smiles slyly at your good fortune.  He motions for you to join him on the observation deck where you can talk alone.  He is a man of about 30, wearing a turban, with eyes that seem to possess a great many secrets.  He speaks, "My name is Ali Atmaca, your coming was foretold by the ancient deities.  They spoke of an adventurer that would lead mankind out of darkness with the guiding like of the crystal balls."  You look into his eyes.  You try to assess his character, is he friend or foe?  Why is he telling you this?  He continues, "I am but a messenger for a group of elders that seek to preserve the power of the crystal balls.  I know all about you Chase Homely, it is your destiny to rescue us from our impoverished existence."  He gets down on one knee and pledges an oath of fealty to you.
You:

a) Ask for him to get you a sandwich
b) Dose him with the fart spray
c) Demand that he take you to his leader
d) Request that he remove his religious headgear  
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 17, 2009, 08:42:03 AM
A! With bacon!
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Post by: nice weather on February 17, 2009, 08:43:47 AM
no b!
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 17, 2009, 08:47:56 AM
b)
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Post by: Lance on February 17, 2009, 09:02:06 AM
please tell me you make this shit up off the top of your head?

B
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Post by: Just Green Enough on February 17, 2009, 10:05:16 AM
A, then B.
get that sandwich son, and then coat him in some fart.
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Post by: Pelican on February 17, 2009, 10:05:33 AM
B
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Post by: rocklobster on February 17, 2009, 10:15:21 AM
B
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 17, 2009, 10:24:39 AM
You unzip your LA Gear fanny pack.  You pull out a small squirt bottle labeled "The Big Fart Attack".  Ali looks up inquisitively at you just as you unleash full blast in his eyes.  He squeals like a beast with his hands to his eyes.  The stink envelopes him like a swarm of angry bees.  Other passengers run screaming to their quarters as the observation deck becomes chaotic.  

Ali regains his composure as he rises to his feet.  He looks unflinchingly into your eyes and says, "You have disgraced and stigmatized me.  I now know that you cannot be the chosen protector of humanity.  You are nothing more than a common grave robber with a penchant for novelty items.  From here on in, you are my sworn enemy".  With that Ali boards an emergency rowboat and floats away into the sunset.

The bulk of the remainder of your ocean journey is spent in your sleeping quarters as you lie in your bed and wonder what the turbaned Ali could have meant about the crystal balls.  Clearly, these balls were a weighty matter and you resolve to seek them out upon your arrival in old Hong Kong.

After disembarking from the Sunset Tide, you hire a rickshaw and urge haste to rendezvous with your old partner in crime, Regis Cooley.  Cooley, the Irish ex-pat you'd seen the end of many a bottle with, knew to expect you and greeted you profusely upon arrival to his modest east Hong Kong apartment.  After a little bit of catching up and reminiscing about old times, you get down to business and tell him about the crystal balls.  At the mention of the balls, Regis' mood instantly turns from jovial to sullen.  His eyes speak volumes while he sits silent.  He looks at you and asks, "Were you followed here?".  An air of paranoia seemed to have come over him as you shrug at his question.  Just then, you hear muffled footsteps on the staircase.  Regis curtly barks, "You've led them to me!  Out the window, there's no time!".  

You slide down the tiled roof and drop to the busy street.  Regis is bringing up the rear and shouts, "Run! They're right behind us!"  
You:

a) Duck into a butcher shop
b) Jump a young woman for her moped
c) Turn and fight like the hero you are
d) Give up and face the vengeance of your pursuers like the pussy you are        

  
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Post by: max power on February 17, 2009, 10:32:11 AM
a
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 17, 2009, 10:39:28 AM
D
he just can't hack it in the city apparently
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Post by: Boston. on February 17, 2009, 10:40:20 AM
b then pop a wheelie straight into option c
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 17, 2009, 10:54:15 AM
c)
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Post by: Just Green Enough on February 17, 2009, 10:54:40 AM
b then pop a wheelie straight into option c
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Post by: bentmode on February 17, 2009, 11:57:26 AM
regis cooley is obviously running away because there is something bigger involved, duh.

b, get that moped son.
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Post by: tiger woods on February 17, 2009, 12:01:37 PM
A, maybe we'll see who followed me to cooley's.
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Post by: PAWL on February 17, 2009, 12:51:50 PM
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b then pop a wheelie straight into option c
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Post by: the ragamuffin on February 17, 2009, 01:21:57 PM
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b then pop a wheelie straight into option c
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Post by: sven thorkel on February 17, 2009, 03:04:40 PM
you should teach creative writing classes at your local community center. maybe the next generation would be more interested in tales of chase homely and the society for the better understanding of ethnic peoples then being cell phone slobs who need a maid to flip their tater tots
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Post by: rocklobster on February 17, 2009, 07:26:22 PM
D!
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2009, 06:53:44 AM
You still haven't seen your pursuers yet, but Regis Cooley has whipped you into such a frenzied panic you don't dare look back.  For all you know, a giant dragon could be chasing you.  You must think fast.  You see a young woman in a straw hat mounting a moped.  You deliver a flying jumpkick that knocks her clean off her seat.  She collapses into a pile of asian moaning and your crime goes unnoticed in the hustle and bustle of the crowded street. 

You rev your 5cc engine and Regis hops on the back.  You pop the mother of all wheelies as shopkeepers dive out of the way.  Regis exclaims, "Great Caesar's ghost!"  Not being one to run from a good dust up, you pull a u-turn and head towards your pursuers and an uncertain fate.  Not sure what to expect, and despite Regis' protests, you are stunned to see that you are only being chased by 3 effeminate teenage boys.

They approach you and Regis as the moped comes to a halt.  They seem peaceable enough and you notice a look of shame has come over Regis' face.  The boys are all scantily clad with chests as smooth as a baby's bottom.  One of them begins yelling at Regis in Cantonese and you are shocked at how high his voice is.  So this is what a eunuch looks like, you think to yourself.  As discreetly as possible, but not escaping your notice, Regis slips the boy a few bills of Chinese currency.  You assume that Regis has been hiding the true reasons he was so enthusiastic about living in Asia. 

The teenage boys skip off holding hands while singing a folk song in beautiful/wretched Chinese dissonance.
You:

a) Ask Regis if you can get in on some of the fun boy action
b) Threaten to turn Regis over to the authorities unless he tells you what he knows about the crystal balls
c) Go back to Regis' place and get out the red shoelaces
d) Vomit in disgust
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Post by: ed... on February 18, 2009, 06:57:46 AM
C
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Post by: gentle. on February 18, 2009, 07:07:07 AM
a, please
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Post by: loophole on February 18, 2009, 07:19:45 AM
a
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Post by: nice weather on February 18, 2009, 08:19:00 AM
I have a suspicion the eunuchs rock crystal balls, a.
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Post by: Just Green Enough on February 18, 2009, 09:40:36 AM
d...can't you be drunk off of cheap asian liquor? throw some of that up.
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 18, 2009, 09:43:54 AM
b) ....I want to advance the crystal balls storyline
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2009, 11:45:56 AM
Regis Cooley looks at you sheepishly.  A pitiful look comes across his face and suddenly he looks much older and much lonelier than he did before.  "Now you know my weakness", Regis says, "I can't help myself".  He begins to sob and you put your hand on his shoulder in a vain attempt to stop the tears.  "Don't worry", you say, "your secret is safe with me."  Regis looks up, clearly relieved, "Really?  You won't tell?"  "Actually, I was wondering if you might be able to make some introductions for me."  A twisted grin breaks out across Regis' face, "I didn't know you liked to get wet!"  Regis scribbles out an address on a piece of scrap paper and you both agree to meet back at his place later on.

You hire a rickshaw and he brings you right to the address Regis gave you.  It is a thoroughly squalid low rise apartment building.  There is some sort of river of black ooze that you step over to get to the entrance.  You walk in through the open door and there is a haggard women cleaving what looks to be a cat.  She sees you and hollers, "What you wan?  What you wan?"  Her gruff demeanor puts you off slightly and you hesitate, but she continues, "You wan boy?  Ya, you wan boy.  I have nice boy for you.  Very pretty boy.  You follow me."

She leads you to a back room through a beaded curtain.  Sitting on a bed is a small shirtless chinese boy, looking to be about 14.  He looks at you, but his sullen expression doesn't change.  The haggard woman says, "You pay now.  You wan mouth you pay 50 yuan.  You wan make boom boom corybungus you pay 100.  You pay now."  You hand the woman a 100 yuan note and she leaves you alone with the boy.

You look at the boy and wonder if you can go through with this.  His skin is smooth and supple like ripe fruit.  You can hear the woman cleaving away in the other room.  The boy looks at you, he whispers, "Mister.  I know a secret."  He puts a finger to his lips to urge quiet.  You are somewhat taken aback at his good english and he doesn't seem quite so exotic anymore.  "I know about the crystal balls.  If you get me out of here I can make you a very powerful man."  You study his face.  It seems everybody knows about these blasted crystal balls but you.
You:

a) Roast his rump for such insolence
b) Make fake orgasm noises and sprint out with the boy in tow
c) Go toe to toe with the cleaver woman
d) Ask the boy if he knows what you call cheese that isn't yours
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 18, 2009, 11:51:13 AM
All of the above!
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Post by: pancake man on February 18, 2009, 12:43:21 PM
All of the above!
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Post by: Baker4Life on February 18, 2009, 01:25:24 PM
d
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Post by: Boston. on February 18, 2009, 02:04:52 PM
C
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Post by: bentmode on February 18, 2009, 04:49:39 PM
i came for the corybungus.

a.
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Post by: loophole on February 18, 2009, 05:01:51 PM
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Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 05:09:25 PM
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All of the above!
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Post by: nice weather on February 18, 2009, 08:13:15 PM
a) , then have Chris Hansen continue the story.
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Post by: rocklobster on February 18, 2009, 10:55:06 PM
a) , then have Chris Hansen continue the story.
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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 19, 2009, 11:06:06 AM
b) i'm sure the boy will offer buttsecks for freeing him anyways
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Post by: tiger woods on February 19, 2009, 12:05:15 PM
damn, i'd choose all of em too!!

i'll go with B tho
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Post by: loophole on February 22, 2009, 05:01:21 AM
bump?
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 24, 2009, 07:59:22 AM
You are in a rage.  How dare this young piece of meat try to barter his way out of your hump sesh.  You flip him on his stomach and tear his pants off.  You put your knee into his lower back and pull his head back by his jet black hair.  "You will tell me about the crystal balls."  The power you feel over the boy begins to stiffen your loins.  You slap his corybungus hard and you are pleased with the firmness and bounce of his bottom.  He writhes beneath you and moans quietly in discomfort, but he's used to the rough stuff.  The song "Rock and Roll Part 2" plays in your head as you penetrate him.  "Have you ever heard of AIDS?", you snarl at the boy.  He whimpers in acknowledgment as you pump harder.  "Well I've got it."  He squirms in vain in an attempt to break free, but you hold him steady by the shoulders, savagely thrusting like an animal.  "You tell me about the crystal balls, or I'm gonna blast you full of AIDS".  The boy consents, "OK!  OK!  I'll tell you!". 

You dismount the whippersnapper without finishing, as you surmise that the threat of a still hard, supposedly AIDS ridden penis will make the boy talk.  He begins, "I heard about the balls from a fat american who came here.  He was drunk on Jian Zhuang.  He was mean.  He said that once the chosen one possesses the crystal balls, all of us, all the children, will become enslaved.  He said that the power of the balls will free his people."  You contemplate the boy's words.  "Is that all you know?"  "Yes mister, please, that's all I know".  You remember what Ali Atmaca told you on the ship, about leading mankind out of the darkness.  Was that what he meant?  A new age of rampant child fucking?

You leave the house, walk past the cleaving woman and down the street, deep in thought.  You see some children playing happily and feel a twinge of pity.  You find yourself at an ethical crossroads. 
You:

a) Resolve to destroy the crystal balls
b) Seek to harness the power of the balls and usher in an era of acceptable nambla status
c) Pray to the savior Jesus Christ and ask forgiveness for your trespasses
d) Go to the opium den to try and forget about your problems       

       
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Post by: nice weather on February 24, 2009, 08:10:25 AM
a) child abuse is not funny people! just trying to save the Bipster from going to hell.
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Post by: frisco on February 24, 2009, 08:11:30 AM
buu buu buu ba bee

b
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Post by: rocklobster on February 24, 2009, 08:25:18 AM
D, this seems like too much work for our hero....
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Post by: CeeyMar on February 24, 2009, 08:55:31 AM
Bumble B
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 24, 2009, 08:58:25 AM
D, this seems like too much work for our hero....
He just ass raped a male minor, he needs to regroup/collect his thoughts before making another move.
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Post by: Boston. on February 24, 2009, 10:42:37 AM
D, this seems like too much work for our hero....
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Post by: Bipsmound on February 24, 2009, 10:54:47 AM
As you walk down a particularly filthy Hong Kong alley, you pause in front of a slightly ominous looking shanty.  A toothless man with a long braided ponytail standing in the doorway motions to you.  After ravaging the young boy, you feel remorseful and ready to lie down in the gutter.  The man smiles a charming gummy smile and coaxes you inside.  The interior is lit by candles and several degenerates are lying about the room on mattresses.  A peculiar stench hangs in the air like the pungent odor of fruit on the point of rotting.  The man directs you to a mattress without saying a word and motions for you to lie down.  He produces a long pipe and you bring it to your lips.  He lights the pipe for you.  You inhale long and deep.

You watch the smoke swirl up to the tin roof.  You find some repose in being tucked away in a quiet corner of such a busy bustling city.  Your eyelids are becoming unbearably heavy.  You give up on keeping your eyes open and let yourself drift away into the recesses of your mind.  You feel as if you are floating in a pool of heavy water.  Images begin to pass before your eyes.  Right to left, objects sail by.  A tire swing, your childhood dog Elmore, a homemade fishing rod.  You have a vision of children of all ethnicities holding hands dancing around a campfire.  You watch the smiling faces, but they turn to fear.  All manor of savage men jump out of the bushes.  You see Hitler spanking the naked bottom of an Inuit boy.  Genghis Khan is buggering a wailing little blonde girl.  Caligula has the face of an African boy in his lap as he drools profusely.  Then from the sky, two perfect orbs of the clearest crystal descend.  They crash to the ground amidst the carnage and shatter into pieces.  The infamous men immediately begin to fade.  You hear an echo from the dark abyss before you, "Journey to Nanking.  Avert a second raping and all shall be well."

You wake up in a cold sweat.  Your surroundings become less startling as you begin to remember how you got there.  You pay the ponytailed man and go out into the street.  Your beeper goes off, son.  You take it out of your LA Gear fanny pack.  It's a 911 from Regis Cooley and you shudder slightly at the thought of his lecherous face.  
You:

a) Get a train ticket for Nanking
b) See what's up with Regis
c) Score some more opium for the road
d) Turn yourself in at the local police station and confess your pederasty
      
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Post by: rocklobster on February 24, 2009, 11:25:07 AM
C, B, followed by A.....
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Post by: beardface on February 24, 2009, 01:19:02 PM
C, B, followed by A.....
yeah, do that.
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 24, 2009, 02:26:39 PM
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yeah, do that.
Yes, but there should be an option of securing a female hooker for the ride as well, maybe Regis can help.
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Post by: cops keep firing on February 24, 2009, 08:01:50 PM
i want to know what happens next!!
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Post by: Boston. on February 24, 2009, 08:10:50 PM
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Yes, but there should be an option of securing a female hooker for the ride as well, maybe Regis can help.
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Post by: gentle. on February 25, 2009, 10:12:26 AM
fuck regis. youll meet someone kooler in jail.

d.
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Post by: you took to much on November 09, 2009, 04:56:35 PM
BIPSMOUND, what happened here??? i say go C.
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Post by: Watson on November 09, 2009, 08:21:22 PM
HOLY FUCK! How did you start number 3 without resolving number 2?!!! You have to finish this! It's a masterpiece!