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Title: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 17, 2009, 07:13:56 PM
Here it is...the long awaited, highly-anticipated COTG interview. Raw and uncut, straight from Slap's devil manchild himself:



whats your take on will smith's musical career?

 I get jiggy on a daily basis.

would you lay some serious pipe on vicky if you got the chance?? don't lie!

If she didn't post on slap, yea.

if COTG was forced to invest in our nation's financial system, where would he put his money?

I'm a pretty patriotic guy, so i would definitely go with bank of america. They seem to be failing the least.


Slap opinion's excluded, who do you think is the most underrated dude in skateboarding?

Mikey taylor. That man is a savage beast.

juelz santana or carlos santana?

 Skullgang for life. Dipset forever.


would you be interested in checkin' out gravel pitch's gravel pit?

That's pretty gay so, no.


Do you believe in karma? How about an eye for an eye?

No that's some new age bullshit.



what do you think of john igie?

A bum that never lived up to his full potential. His part in gold wheels extras is pretty epic tough.


top five dollar/value menue choices of COTG?

 Ballers don't eat from a dollar menu


Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?

If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.


Is it true you turned down flow from expedition 1?

No, but if you have to do the stuff that kenny did in his sponsor me video. I wouldn't.


How do YOU feel about being one of the most, if not the most controversial Slap Pal in recent memory?

I don't even know. I thinks it's funny. Especially, how people take such offense to my opinions. These niggas are really in love with their favorite skateboarders. I really don't even care if someone talks shit about the skateboarders i like, because what's the point? you're going to get offended because some random dude insulted some guy that you don't even know. Hell, most of the skateboarders they like wouldn't even talk to those niggas, because A. they're dick riders, and B. Most people are probably appalled by some of those niggas' terrible ass styles. 

Is there anyone on slap you have absolutely no desire to meet?

Not really I don't care I'll skate with anyone. I wouldn't want to chill with any of those niggas though, but I'm down to skate with anyone, regardless of how bad they suck

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kook and ignore me on February 17, 2009, 07:16:51 PM
need photos and a new clip
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bentmode on February 17, 2009, 07:17:31 PM
mike taylor is pretty average.
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Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 07:18:33 PM
i think this should be ask cotg a question thread

cotg, in the new skateboardmag (i think) that dude that won tampa am has a sequence doing a tre flip noseslide 270 shove out. do you think you could do this trick?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:20:29 PM
i think this should be ask cotg a question thread

cotg, in the new skateboardmag (i think) that dude that won tampa am has a sequence doing a tre flip noseslide 270 shove out. do you think you could do this trick?
I could, but that's ugly, why would anyone want to do that? Luan is good, but that's just disgusting.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
true. you should still do it for the sp3 vid to show all those bums whats up
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:22:20 PM
true. you should still do it for the sp3 vid to show all those bums whats up
I got you.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bentmode on February 17, 2009, 07:22:33 PM
some dave meyhew shit.

cotg. can you say ballers dont eat from a dollar menu so i can make it my sig?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:23:45 PM
Ballers don't eat from a dollar menu.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 07:25:01 PM

juelz santana or carlos santana?

 Skullgang for life. Dipset forever.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXHHn2TRjmo
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 07:26:20 PM
how do you feel about

biebel
kalis
lavar mcbride
derek fukuhara
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:32:46 PM
Biebel is that dude even though he has the most mobbed out nollie flips.
Kalis is whatever, I really don't have feelings for him on either side of the spectrum.
Lavar mcbride? that nigga is like 38 tell him to take a seat.
Derek fukuhara is whatever, he does some crazy stuff sometimes, but i really don't care.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gomez on February 17, 2009, 07:38:18 PM
what pros/ams have you skated with that impressed you?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:43:03 PM
Is it true that you get hooked up by an Emerica rep?
HAHAHAHA NO. I just really like emericas so that's all i buy.

what pros/ams have you skated with that impressed you?
I haven't really skated with any of these dudes, but I've been in the same vicinity while skateboarding.
P-rod This nigga did like 6 tricks off a 4 flat 4 inluding a switch tre in like 15 minutes.
Justin eldridge is super good.
Sammy baptista is pretty amazing.
Pros usually suck in person, I would rather see up and coming dudes(no homo) skate in person than a pro.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:48:51 PM
I see. Well have you skated the Reynolds lights yet?
Nah those things suck. That synthetic shit rips super fast. Reynolds 3s for life.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 17, 2009, 07:49:21 PM
Top 5 idiots on Slap?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: gravel pitch on February 17, 2009, 07:52:42 PM
would you be interested in checkin' out gravel pitch's gravel pit?


That's stupid.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 07:53:50 PM
Top 5 idiots on Slap?
Tonycoxhox, kev., nick., super yummy falafel, loophole. Sweets is a herb too, but not big enough to put on the list. Oh and guy le douche. I actually forgot the biggest idiot of them all. The gipper , He pretty much epitomizes all things lame and stupid.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 07:55:07 PM
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would you be interested in checkin' out gravel pitch's gravel pit?

[close]

That's stupid.

I thought your name was a pitch, as in a soccer field (UK slang), made of fucking gravel. That would be so fucking gnarly.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 07:56:18 PM
top 5 best dudes on slap?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 07:56:48 PM
ARE YOU A NICE DUDE IN REAL LIFE?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 17, 2009, 07:58:21 PM
If you had to ride for a DLXSF company, which one would you ride for and why?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 08:02:11 PM
top 5 best dudes on slap?
Me,Lurk, Pube tube, fuckyocouch, Anyone that's wreaking havoc. I forgot lumpy oatmeal, and briden those are my niggas, too.

ARE YOU A NICE DUDE IN REAL LIFE?
Yea, everyone i know seems to think so.

If you had to ride for a DLXSF company, which one would you ride for and why?
Real, they have the least amount of gayness going on, and james hardy rides for them, and he's a beast.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gomez on February 17, 2009, 08:05:21 PM
what is your favorite single trick of any skate video?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 08:07:37 PM
P-rod switch back tail flip out in city stars. I had thought that trick was impossible, then bam p rod does the best one ever.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: WELCOME TO THE HOOD on February 17, 2009, 08:09:58 PM
what do you think of scarlett johansson
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 08:13:23 PM
do u like me
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 08:15:31 PM
She's straight. Nice looking face and has some decent knocks.
do u like me
You're not a total mindless herb like 95% of the people that post here, so you're cool in my book.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 08:17:15 PM
What do you think of Animal Collective?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: era on February 17, 2009, 08:26:57 PM
Whats your opinion on Andrew Allen? I'd say hes a beast.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: WELCOME TO THE HOOD on February 17, 2009, 08:27:24 PM
Will you film a day in the life of yourself?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Temp Gnar on February 17, 2009, 08:31:14 PM
What is the whitest food?


What is the whitest name?


Which Pal needs to be added to your KKK picture?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 08:36:20 PM
What do you think of Animal Collective?
I'm insulted you would even ask me what i think about that bullshit.

Whats your opinion on Andrew Allen? I'd say hes a beast.
I thought he was sick when he used to skate with scott kane. I really couldn't care less about him now though.

Will you film a day in the life of yourself?
HAHAHAHAHA I don't know. Maybe one day.

What is the whitest food?


What is the whitest name?


Which Pal needs to be added to your KKK picture?
White bread. Bradley or chase.  I don't want to call anyone out right now, because they'll be on their toes and i won't be able to catch them saying the blatantly racist shit.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: oldboy on February 17, 2009, 08:40:21 PM
Do you always attempt to auto-fellate after doing a 360 flip?
Or was that just a one off thing?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: agibbobo on February 17, 2009, 08:41:05 PM
do you pride yourself on beign from the ghetto, or are you just saying that your from the ghetto
do you skate in tight pants
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bentmode on February 17, 2009, 08:42:14 PM
What do you think of Animal Collective?

you truly have failed at being an account
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: EastCoastLove on February 17, 2009, 08:44:14 PM
thoughts on silas?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 08:45:35 PM
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What do you think of Animal Collective?
[close]

you truly have failed at being an account

it was a joke holy shit, just talking shit, who do you think I learned that from on slap. shit respect.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 08:46:02 PM
Do you always attempt to auto-fellate after doing a 360 flip?
Or was that just a one off thing?
I usually have your mother do it, but she wasn't there. So, definitely a "one off" thing

do you pride yourself on beign from the ghetto, or are you just saying that your from the ghetto
do you skate in tight pants
No, the ghetto is definitely not cool. It's funny to visit, but not cool to live there at all. I don't know about the pants thing, depends on who you ask.

thoughts on silas?
He's whatever, he's good, but he's too hyped on faggotry to ever put out a watchable part.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: oldboy on February 17, 2009, 08:48:39 PM
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Do you always attempt to auto-fellate after doing a 360 flip?
Or was that just a one off thing?
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I usually have your mother do it, but she wasn't there. So, definitely a "one off" thing

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do you pride yourself on beign from the ghetto, or are you just saying that your from the ghetto
do you skate in tight pants
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No, the ghetto is definitely not cool. It's funny to visit, but not cool to live there at all. I don't know about the pants thing, depends on who you ask.

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thoughts on silas?
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He's whatever, he's good, but he's too hyped on faggotry to ever put out a watchable part.
AHAHA
YOU SUCK YOU OWN DICK!!!!

/HOMAGE TO FIVE INCH
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: WELCOME TO THE HOOD on February 17, 2009, 08:51:46 PM
^^^ I wish I knew your password so I could delete your account for you
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 17, 2009, 08:57:24 PM
AHAHA
YOU SUCK YOU OWN DICK!!!!

/HOMAGE TO FIVE INCH

How fucking dare you sully 5 inch's good name.
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Post by: oldboy on February 17, 2009, 08:58:24 PM
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AHAHA
YOU SUCK YOU OWN DICK!!!!

/HOMAGE TO FIVE INCH
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How fucking dare you sully 5 inch's good name.
Cry me a river bitch.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: tanhoe on February 17, 2009, 09:00:31 PM
this is by far one of the best threads ever
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lance on February 17, 2009, 09:13:17 PM
COTG favorite "brotha" who skates past or present?




Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 09:16:31 PM
COTG favorite "brotha" who skates past or present?





Antwuan and marquise preston.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: redrum on February 17, 2009, 09:19:37 PM
what are you're thoughts on Bootleg?

Restart that shit or leave it be?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: SleepyPeePee on February 17, 2009, 09:20:34 PM
So how bummed are you due to the fact that you've probably been on this thread all day answering everyones questions?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 09:20:41 PM
What did you have for dinner tonight? Do you work? What do you think about TK?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
I really wish they could restart bootleg, but bootleg can't coexist with baker. J strickland is still that dude though.

What did you have for dinner tonight? Do you work? What do you think about TK?
Frosted flakes. No comment. Tk is like the coolest skateboarder to ever exist. I also really like that he's progressing all the time, and doing new shit every time he puts out some footage.

So how bummed are you due to the fact that you've probably been on this thread all day answering everyones questions?
This thread has only been up for like an hour and a half. I have been on slap for majority of the day though, and i feel like a lame.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: SleepyPeePee on February 17, 2009, 09:31:44 PM
I really wish they could restart bootleg, but bootleg can't coexist with baker. J strickland is still that dude though.

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What did you have for dinner tonight? Do you work? What do you think about TK?
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Frosted flakes. No comment. Tk is like the coolest skateboarder to ever exist. I also really like that he's progressing all the time, and doing new shit every time he puts out some footage.

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So how bummed are you due to the fact that you've probably been on this thread all day answering everyones questions?
[close]
This thread has only been up for like an hour and a half. I have been on slap for majority of the day though, and i feel like a lame.

......feel you.

plus with the whole Deathwish..
that'd be too much.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gomez on February 17, 2009, 09:32:50 PM
how old are you? i'm guessing 17.
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 09:36:28 PM
how old are you? i'm guessing 17.
I'm older than 17, but I'm not old enough to drink legally. I'm actually pretty hyped people think I'm 17. A few months two people asked me if i was 15 in the span of a week. I need to get some facial hair or something, just being 6'3 is not doing it.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: you took to much on February 17, 2009, 09:44:11 PM
do you like me cotg or do you think im an herb? puber told me about you. i get it.

whens the last time you got really really drunk? did you do anything you regret?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sal23 on February 17, 2009, 09:52:41 PM
so...
please explain to us why koston sucks?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 09:53:11 PM
oh man my questions...

Hey man I was wondering if I could get a second shot, you sound like your into Baker and Real, But

what is your favorite video from either Girl, Chocolate, 4 star, lakai, or dvs (pick 1)?

And who had the best part in the Kayo video "The Struggle"?

And if there was one thing you could change about Mindfield what would it be?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:00:03 PM
do you like me cotg or do you think im an herb? puber told me about you. i get it.

whens the last time you got really really drunk? did you do anything you regret?
You're a herb lowkey, but if pube tube thinks you're cool, you can't be that much of a herb. I don't drink, so i can't tell you anything about being drunk.

so...
please explain to us why koston sucks?
He's a jerk, and his style sucks.

oh man my questions...

Hey man I was wondering if I could get a second shot, you sound like your into Baker and Real, But

what is your favorite video from either Girl, Chocolate, 4 star, lakai, or dvs (pick 1)?

And who had the best part in the Kayo video "The Struggle"?

And if there was one thing you could change about Mindfield what would it be?
All those videos suck. I actually never watch videos in full, because i dislike most skateboarders. I can only tolerate video parts from certain people.

Kayo video the struggle? i think you have the videos mixed up. Anyway My favorite part from it's official is Wade d. My favorite part in struggle is theotis.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 17, 2009, 10:03:53 PM
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do you like me cotg or do you think im an herb? puber told me about you. i get it.

whens the last time you got really really drunk? did you do anything you regret?
[close]
You're a herb lowkey, but if pube tube thinks you're cool, you can't be that much of a herb. I don't drink, so i can't tell you anything about being drunk.

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so...
please explain to us why koston sucks?
[close]
He's a jerk, and his style sucks.

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oh man my questions...

Hey man I was wondering if I could get a second shot, you sound like your into Baker and Real, But

what is your favorite video from either Girl, Chocolate, 4 star, lakai, or dvs (pick 1)?

And who had the best part in the Kayo video "The Struggle"?

And if there was one thing you could change about Mindfield what would it be?
[close]
All those videos suck. I actually never watch videos in full, because i dislike most skateboarders. I can only tolerate video parts from certain people.

Kayo video the struggle? i think you have the videos mixed up. Anyway My favorite part from it's official is Wade d. My favorite part in struggle is theotis.


haha I fucking stoned. Um but waht would you change about Mindfield? You didn't like it?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sal23 on February 17, 2009, 10:06:31 PM
Final question from me..


Do you think the sauseless hot wings at kfc fucking suck?
if so why
if not why
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 17, 2009, 10:08:18 PM
What do you think of:
AVE
Stefan Janoski
Guy Mariano
Bobby Worrest
Tony Manfre
Pat Stiener
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:20:34 PM
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do you like me cotg or do you think im an herb? puber told me about you. i get it.

whens the last time you got really really drunk? did you do anything you regret?
[close]
You're a herb lowkey, but if pube tube thinks you're cool, you can't be that much of a herb. I don't drink, so i can't tell you anything about being drunk.

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so...
please explain to us why koston sucks?
[close]
He's a jerk, and his style sucks.

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oh man my questions...

Hey man I was wondering if I could get a second shot, you sound like your into Baker and Real, But

what is your favorite video from either Girl, Chocolate, 4 star, lakai, or dvs (pick 1)?

And who had the best part in the Kayo video "The Struggle"?

And if there was one thing you could change about Mindfield what would it be?
[close]
All those videos suck. I actually never watch videos in full, because i dislike most skateboarders. I can only tolerate video parts from certain people.

Kayo video the struggle? i think you have the videos mixed up. Anyway My favorite part from it's official is Wade d. My favorite part in struggle is theotis.

[close]

haha I fucking stoned. Um but waht would you change about Mindfield? You didn't like it?
I would have every skateboarder (excluding bledsoe and rieder) in it walk over a mine field, so they wouldn't exist to produce such a shitty video.

Final question from me..


Do you think the sauseless hot wings at kfc fucking suck?
if so why
if not why
They're good.

What do you think of:
AVE
Stefan Janoski
Guy Mariano
Bobby Worrest
Tony Manfre
Pat Stiener
Ave was that dude in photo and dc, but mindfield was trash.
Stefan janoski is amazing.
Guy mariano's style is so bad. I honestly can't understand why anyone could like him.
Bobby worrest used to be tight. He's lame now though.
Tony manfre I'm not that familiar with so i reserve judgment
Pat stiener i haven't seen any of his footage, but he's probably from the east coast so I'm going to go with sucks pretty badly.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: beardface on February 17, 2009, 10:22:06 PM
were you actually giving people links to download mindfield for riding your nuts or was that some kinda hoax?
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Post by: Wood Pusher on February 17, 2009, 10:23:25 PM
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do you like me cotg or do you think im an herb? puber told me about you. i get it.

whens the last time you got really really drunk? did you do anything you regret?
[close]
You're a herb lowkey, but if pube tube thinks you're cool, you can't be that much of a herb. I don't drink, so i can't tell you anything about being drunk.

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so...
please explain to us why koston sucks?
[close]
He's a jerk, and his style sucks.

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oh man my questions...

Hey man I was wondering if I could get a second shot, you sound like your into Baker and Real, But

what is your favorite video from either Girl, Chocolate, 4 star, lakai, or dvs (pick 1)?

And who had the best part in the Kayo video "The Struggle"?

And if there was one thing you could change about Mindfield what would it be?
[close]
All those videos suck. I actually never watch videos in full, because i dislike most skateboarders. I can only tolerate video parts from certain people.

Kayo video the struggle? i think you have the videos mixed up. Anyway My favorite part from it's official is Wade d. My favorite part in struggle is theotis.

[close]

haha I fucking stoned. Um but waht would you change about Mindfield? You didn't like it?
[close]
I would have every skateboarder (excluding bledsoe and rieder) in it walk over a mine field, so they wouldn't exist to produce such a shitty video.

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Final question from me..


Do you think the sauseless hot wings at kfc fucking suck?
if so why
if not why
[close]
They're good.

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What do you think of:
AVE
Stefan Janoski
Guy Mariano
Bobby Worrest
Tony Manfre
Pat Stiener
[close]
Ave was that dude in photo and dc, but mindfield was trash.
Stefan janoski is amazing.
Guy mariano's style is so bad. I honestly can't understand why anyone could like him.
Bobby worrest used to be tight. He's lame now though
Tony manfre I'm not that familiar with so i reserve judgment
Pat stiener i haven't seen any of his footage, but he's probably from the east coast so I'm going to go with sucks pretty badly.

Elaborate please.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 17, 2009, 10:25:54 PM
do you play any video games?
do you like any motion pictures set on the east coast, i.e. the godfather, 25th hour, etc?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:31:51 PM
do you play any video games?
do you like any motion pictures set on the east coast, i.e. the godfather, 25th hour, etc?
Nah, i don't play video games.  Coming to america was funny. I like blow, It's on the west coast,but boston george is from boston.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 17, 2009, 10:33:49 PM
Which city on the east coast has the best skateboarders in your opinion?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:34:48 PM
Boston and D.C.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 17, 2009, 10:40:43 PM
Skate in New York City for the rest of your life or Utah for the rest of your life?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:45:20 PM
Is suicide an option?
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Post by: Fongstarr. on February 17, 2009, 10:49:30 PM
Best skateboard team in your opinon......
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Post by: Wood Pusher on February 17, 2009, 10:51:00 PM
Who would win in a game of skate, Pappalardo or Puleo?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 10:52:40 PM
Are really into yourself in real life? What is your current setup? Do you think Terrell Robinson is wack?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 10:56:49 PM
Best skateboard team in your opinon......
Habitat or Ryan gallant, p-rod, wenning, sheckler and pj. Baker too.

Who would win in a game of skate, Pappalardo or Puleo?
Pops. I don't think puleo can do flip tricks.

Are really into yourself in real life? What is your current setup? Do you think Terrell Robinson is wack?
Most people i know would probably say that, so yes. Sugar, indies, bones stf, and china bones. Yes terrell robinson is very wack.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 10:59:35 PM
did you by any chance think he was less wack at any point?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 11:00:55 PM
No.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 11:07:48 PM
what do you think about lem vilimlimemlemeimelm?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sal23 on February 17, 2009, 11:08:31 PM
cotg
thoughts on sugar decks?
I've rode only 1 goldstar deck "which was good"
and tommorrow I have the chance to get a new deck..
sugar and a shop deck are the same price

thoughts?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: gentle. on February 17, 2009, 11:11:31 PM
whos your daddy
what are you wearing
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 11:14:49 PM
what do you think about lem vilimlimemlemeimelm?
The best up and comer.

cotg
thoughts on sugar decks?
I've rode only 1 goldstar deck "which was good"
and tommorrow I have the chance to get a new deck..
sugar and a shop deck are the same price

thoughts?
It's cool. If you liked the gold star you'll like it.

whos your daddy
what are you wearing
My father's name is paul i can't tell you his last name for the sake of his own privacy. I'm currently wearing some nike basketball shorts.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Tuna on February 17, 2009, 11:17:04 PM
whats your opinion on billy roper?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 11:18:43 PM
Billy roper can switch laser flip.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 17, 2009, 11:20:30 PM
do you have a tricked out myspace
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Tuna on February 17, 2009, 11:24:58 PM
Billy roper can switch laser flip.

good answer
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 17, 2009, 11:27:53 PM
do you have a tricked out myspace
Nah, I need to though, Getting hoes on myspace is just way too easy.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: OGSavon on February 17, 2009, 11:29:26 PM
kfc, churches or popeyes?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: loophole on February 17, 2009, 11:35:28 PM
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Top 5 idiots on Slap?
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Tonycoxhox, kev., nick., super yummy falafel, loophole. Sweets is a herb too, but not big enough to put on the list. Oh and guy le douche. I actually forgot the biggest idiot of them all. The gipper , He pretty much epitomizes all things lame and stupid.
haha nice! im actually super stoked on that.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: spungo on February 18, 2009, 12:07:43 AM
Being a sociopath yourself, with which of the following sociopaths would you most closely identify yourself?

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Ganghus Khan, Joseph Stalin.

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 12:17:55 AM
Being a sociopath yourself, with which of the following sociopaths would you most closely identify yourself?

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Ganghus Khan, Joseph Stalin.


What in the hell, I'm not a fucking sociopath. I love people and people(cool people and pretty girls) love me.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 18, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
Would you drink beer with me and watch that moto cross dude die and laugh about it?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: loophole on February 18, 2009, 12:53:01 AM
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Being a sociopath yourself, with which of the following sociopaths would you most closely identify yourself?

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Ganghus Khan, Joseph Stalin.


[close]
What in the hell, I'm not a fucking sociopath. I love people and people(cool people and pretty girls) love me.
In that case, do you prefer the term narcissist?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Matze on February 18, 2009, 01:19:32 AM

Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?

If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.


remember, i'm from germany. i gonna look shitty on my skateboard but it's a game of skate so i gonna win.

actually. whose question was that? did somebody ever seen me doing some or is that a legend i tried to bring up all over the years?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: skimthefat on February 18, 2009, 01:50:53 AM
can you link me to your youtube account? i remember watching a clip of you with some lines, really sick nollie heel noses going down. i wanna see more.

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ROFLCOCKTOR on February 18, 2009, 01:51:50 AM
Are you ashamed of your poor output during FootyGate08 and how do you feel about the up coming FootyGate09?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 18, 2009, 02:19:38 AM
Dear, COTG have you ever seen a totem pole? if so what are your thoughts on native culture, also have you ever been to an indian reserve do you think its anything like the ghetto?
Also, in 3 words decribe the emotions your body goes through when you eat a peice of good fried chicken?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: pube tube on February 18, 2009, 02:58:50 AM
ARE YOU A NICE DUDE IN REAL LIFE?
Yes he is.  Your account though, sucks dick.

Can we do a gentle. interview?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: redrum on February 18, 2009, 03:00:39 AM
if you didnt skate, what would you do with your time?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: IPODS SUCK! on February 18, 2009, 06:50:57 AM
He's whatever, he's good, but he's too hyped on faggotry to ever put out a watchable part.

That quote is like one of at least three or four statements that you've made in this thread alone that could be construed as being homophobic.

You make these kind of statements while at the same time mentioning some of the blatant racist comments that people make on this message board. Is this at all hypocritical of you? 
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: nocomply on February 18, 2009, 07:06:51 AM
Does skateboarding have an age limit?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 07:42:16 AM

What is the whitest food?

White bread.

Wrong. In fact whole wheat bread full of seeds and shit is way whiter than white bread.

Correct Answer: Broccoli (raisons would be accepted as well)

What is the whitest name?

Bradley or chase.

Correct. And Becky would be acceptable as the whitest girls name.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sal23 on February 18, 2009, 07:56:42 AM

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What is the whitest food?

White bread.
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Wrong. In fact whole wheat bread full of seeds and shit is way whiter than white bread.

Correct Answer: Broccoli (raisons would be accepted as well)

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What is the whitest name?

Bradley or chase.
[close]

Correct. And Becky would be acceptable as the whitest girls name.


(http://www.fansofrealitytv.com/forums/imagehosting/68246148657d1c6a.jpg)

becky buckwild begs to differ!
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 08:03:10 AM
haha, i'm surprised i didn't make his hate list.

i'll have some questions for you in a few.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 18, 2009, 08:22:11 AM
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Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?

If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.

[close]

remember, i'm from germany. i gonna look shitty on my skateboard but it's a game of skate so i gonna win.

actually. whose question was that? did somebody ever seen me doing some or is that a legend i tried to bring up all over the years?

It was a question I drew up myself. Can't really comment on the second part...


And a gentle. interview would suck.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: im a girl on February 18, 2009, 09:02:45 AM
interview 5INCHDICK.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 09:45:43 AM
why do you keep claiming the ghetto when you're from WA? 

why don't you have the balls to say half the shit you talk to anyones face?

if you're not a pussy, why don't you post a nice big picture of yourself?

if/when are you coming out to NYC to get any footage? 

why does it seem like you make every video part into some sort of contest?

why are you so angry(or at least come across that way) all the time? 
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: faster! stop posting on February 18, 2009, 09:53:22 AM
why do you keep claiming the ghetto when you're from WA? 

why don't you have the balls to say half the shit you talk to anyones face?

if you're not a pussy, why don't you post a nice big picture of yourself?

if/when are you coming out to NYC to get any footage? 

why does it seem like you make every video part into some sort of contest?

why are you so angry(or at least come across that way) all the time? 

SKATEBOARDING IS SERIOUS BUSINESS...ALMOST AS SERIOUS AS THE INTERNET!
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: brent on February 18, 2009, 09:56:54 AM
i think faster! has a crush on COTG
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 10:14:34 AM
not really. i think hes a pussy.  he talks way too much shit hiding behind his computer screen.
if he mans up and post a pic of himself then i might respect him more.

the guy talks about everyones lame then makes one of the lamest fake accts. 
i should make my own "COTG stop posting" acct then i'll be cool like him. 


Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2009, 10:21:37 AM
How about you post a picture of yourself, faster.  Spark the sesh.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 18, 2009, 10:25:49 AM
Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 10:30:34 AM
How about you post a picture of yourself, faster.  Spark the sesh.

a lot of people here already know what i look like. 
plus, i'm not the one who hides behind his computer and hates away.
he probably won't beause hes afraid he'll get trucked upside his head by his adoring fans.

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on February 18, 2009, 10:36:12 AM
faster you might not realize it but your definitly embarrassing yourself right now
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 18, 2009, 10:36:45 AM
What do you think of Cons, Nike and Adidas?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: brent on February 18, 2009, 10:38:58 AM
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How about you post a picture of yourself, faster.  Spark the sesh.
[close]

a lot of people here already know what i look like. 
plus, i'm not the one who hides behind his computer and hates away.
he probably won't beause hes afraid he'll get trucked upside his head by his adoring fans.


i don't know what you look like so post a picture
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 10:42:45 AM
faster you might not realize it but your definitly embarrassing yourself right now

i love it when his 18 and under crew shows up to back him up.  
i'm just asking him questions, why should i be embarassed?
the fact that you came here and stay swinging from his nuts is embarassing, get a clue.  

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2009, 10:48:10 AM
You know how when you go to craigslist, and you look in the casual encounters section, and you see an ad that says "BBW 37 Craving man meat in all my holes - w4m" and it specifies that "your pic gets mine", I'm pretty sure that's how these things work, faster.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 10:50:35 AM
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How about you post a picture of yourself, faster.  Spark the sesh.
[close]

a lot of people here already know what i look like. 
plus, i'm not the one who hides behind his computer and hates away.
he probably won't beause hes afraid he'll get trucked upside his head by his adoring fans.


[close]
i don't know what you look like so post a picture

i'll pass. i prefer not getting cocks photochopped all over my face.
besides i'm not the one being interviewed here.
i'm just participating on the boards and asking questions in his Q&A thread.

if/when i'm on the chopping block then i'll be glad to answer your questions and fulfill your requests.     
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Just Green Enough on February 18, 2009, 10:56:37 AM
do i smell weekly slap pal Q&As?
this shit's hilarious.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 18, 2009, 10:59:47 AM
i'm sure its gonna happen whether its some official shit or just some dudes wanting to do it for fun.

for the record, i don't hate COTG, i just want to understand him.
and yeah, this thread is gold!  people take me taking him seriously way too seriously.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 18, 2009, 11:02:56 AM
(laughs out loud at faster! hate)
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Bipsmound on February 18, 2009, 11:08:15 AM
do i smell weekly slap pal Q&As?
this shit's hilarious.

I'm in favor of this.  It'll be like a Jeff Foxworthy roast every week.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 11:28:21 AM
Would you drink beer with me and watch that moto cross dude die and laugh about it?
Hell no. You're crazy like you literally need to be locked up somewhere.

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Being a sociopath yourself, with which of the following sociopaths would you most closely identify yourself?

Pol Pot, Adolf Hitler, Kaiser Wilhelm, Ganghus Khan, Joseph Stalin.


[close]
What in the hell, I'm not a fucking sociopath. I love people and people(cool people and pretty girls) love me.
[close]
In that case, do you prefer the term narcissist?
I'm neither of those things.

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Could you beat Matze in a game of no-comply skate? Or is that an utterly ridiculous idea?

If you gave me an hour to learn some more no complies i would kill him.

[close]

remember, i'm from germany. i gonna look shitty on my skateboard but it's a game of skate so i gonna win.

actually. whose question was that? did somebody ever seen me doing some or is that a legend i tried to bring up all over the years?
I don't know Biggums mcgee asked all the initial questions.

can you link me to your youtube account? i remember watching a clip of you with some lines, really sick nollie heel noses going down. i wanna see more.


http://www.youtube.com/user/killajaffejo

Are you ashamed of your poor output during FootyGate08 and how do you feel about the up coming FootyGate09?
I would never do something I'm ashamed of. Full part in slap pals 3.

Dear, COTG have you ever seen a totem pole? if so what are your thoughts on native culture, also have you ever been to an indian reserve do you think its anything like the ghetto?
Also, in 3 words decribe the emotions your body goes through when you eat a peice of good fried chicken?
No, I really don't care, The Indian reserve can't be anything like the ghetto, They don't have rival gangs. I don't know about feelings when i eat chicken. It's just food, man.

if you didnt skate, what would you do with your time?
I would probably be playing for a division 2 college basketball team right now.

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He's whatever, he's good, but he's too hyped on faggotry to ever put out a watchable part.
[close]

That quote is like one of at least three or four statements that you've made in this thread alone that could be construed as being homophobic.

You make these kind of statements while at the same time mentioning some of the blatant racist comments that people make on this message board. Is this at all hypocritical of you? 
No, faggot.

Does skateboarding have an age limit?
nah, but old people need to stay in their places though.

why do you keep claiming the ghetto when you're from WA? 

why don't you have the balls to say half the shit you talk to anyones face?

if you're not a pussy, why don't you post a nice big picture of yourself?

if/when are you coming out to NYC to get any footage? 

why does it seem like you make every video part into some sort of contest?

why are you so angry(or at least come across that way) all the time? 
I'm not from washington. If someone ever confronted me I would say the exact same shit. I've already posted footage. I don't ever plan on going to new york. I don't make video parts into contest, I just have standards.  I don't know I never get angry though.

Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?
I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only.

What do you think of Cons, Nike and Adidas?
Nike is tight, I've been wearing nikes my whole life so i don't have problem with them. Cons and adidas are cool too, but in 2nd place to nike.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: City of Drunken Totems on February 18, 2009, 12:33:35 PM

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Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?
[close]
I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only

I never thought of it that way...  are you some kind of pokemon guru?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 12:36:18 PM
i like faster! but hes definately being a foolish.. i mean, i cant be the only person seeing the irony in calling out cotg for hating anonymously
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 12:43:36 PM
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Who would you pick?
Balbasaur, Charmander or squirtle?
[close]
I always wanted to pick charmander, but it's impossible to get past brock with him. Bulbasaur for strategy purposes only
[close]

I never thought of it that way...  are you some kind of pokemon guru?
Years 10-13 i was. I stopped keeping up with them when i got in high school
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: jalopy james on February 18, 2009, 12:52:31 PM
COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 18, 2009, 12:54:22 PM
Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Tarquin on February 18, 2009, 12:57:29 PM
what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: tonycoxhox on February 18, 2009, 01:08:05 PM
would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ive sucked bigger dicks t on February 18, 2009, 01:13:02 PM
^ you try to incredibly hard. good job
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 18, 2009, 01:14:33 PM
I'm really glad you guys are running with my idea
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 01:24:41 PM
COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?
He doesn't flick on his flip tricks.

Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?



Pepsi.

No aliens don't exist.

The ones i liked the most were power rangers and ninja turtles.

Yes I can swim, I actually was amazing at swimming when i was younger and still taking lessons, I probably suck now though.

American chinses cuisine.

I don't listen to music aside from skate videos and in the car. I listen to anything that's not super lame, but my #1 choices are the diplomats, rick ross, and young dro.

eddie murphy in beverly hills cop.

drama is tight

a compaq

switch krooks

a hobie board.

danielle

I've come to the realization that kissing is disgusting and not necessary to have sex.

dave chappelle

I have nothing else to do i can't go skate right now.

I honestly have no desire to travel, but i think dubai would be tight.

You can't skateboard forever, I wish more old people would transition into acting or something other than skateboarding. Mall rats sucks, clerks 1 and 2 are good, dogma is good, I haven't seen chasing amy.

what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?
People that only skate transition are lame as fuck. It's fun to cruise around I don't take it "seriously" though. If i did i would be a beast. Andrew langi is the king of transition.

would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 
Hell no

No

Tissue or a napkin

I'm sure he does.

Hell no, never been caught to this day.

no i can ollie high enough already.

It stinks, i can't really describe it though.

G's don't cry, ever.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Narcissus on February 18, 2009, 01:53:40 PM
that was pretty good.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Fongstarr. on February 18, 2009, 02:05:51 PM
Favorite video as a whole?

Favorite video part/s?

If you could skate for a company, what would it be (board, shoes, clothing, wheels, whatever)?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: angryfacedman on February 18, 2009, 02:59:35 PM
Ever smoked weed or hash?
Favorite beer?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 18, 2009, 03:21:05 PM
How do you feel about Corey Duffel?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 18, 2009, 03:53:58 PM
What do you think of Dennis Busenitz?

Who's your favorite skater from New Jersey?

Can you wallride?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Would you consider yourself artsy?

Are you a virgin?

What do you think of DLXSF wood?

What type of music do you listen to?

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?

Love or EMB?

Do you ever wear cords or chinoes?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bbk on February 18, 2009, 04:39:44 PM
Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 04:48:49 PM
would you rather skate like ricky oyola or be forced to have the personality of someone like tonycoxhox?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: On Tha Real on February 18, 2009, 04:54:55 PM
Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 04:57:58 PM
Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame
hi hater.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 05:04:36 PM
faster! calm the fuck down.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bbk on February 18, 2009, 05:06:37 PM
making a thread begging people to ask you questions is lame to me, if you wanna get offended then go ahead... be my gest





*edit for awesome cleverness
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 05:10:23 PM
its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 05:11:23 PM
Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame
What?  No way this thread is awesome, Cotg is by FAR one of the most entertaining posters on this message board.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bbk on February 18, 2009, 05:17:43 PM
its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread
whoopty-doo... okay gest, I aleays wanted to know the reason for making this* thread?

* http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: spungo on February 18, 2009, 05:23:46 PM
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COTG, you once told me that everen stallion was mob as fuck.
what exactly did you mean by that?
[close]
He doesn't flick on his flip tricks.

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Okay...Round 2...


Coca-Cola or Pepsi?

Do you believe in life on other planets? Aliens visiting us and such?

What kind of toys did you play with when you were a little kid?

Do you know how to swim?

Do you like authentic Chinese cuisine or American Chinese food?

Do you only listen to rap? What other types of genres do you listen to (examples)?

Favorite actor?

What do you think of Drama on Rob's Fantasy Factory?

What kind of computer do use?

Last trick learned?

First set-up?

First kiss?

Last kiss?

Favorite comedian?

How many more questions can you take?

If you could go on one trip anywhere in the world, all expenses paid, where would you go?

And finally what do you think of Jason Lee's transition into acting, such as the movies Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and even Clerks 1 &2?


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Pepsi.

No aliens don't exist.

The ones i liked the most were power rangers and ninja turtles.

Yes I can swim, I actually was amazing at swimming when i was younger and still taking lessons, I probably suck now though.

American chinses cuisine.

I don't listen to music aside from skate videos and in the car. I listen to anything that's not super lame, but my #1 choices are the diplomats, rick ross, and young dro.

eddie murphy in beverly hills cop.

drama is tight

a compaq

switch krooks

a hobie board.

danielle

I've come to the realization that kissing is disgusting and not necessary to have sex.

dave chappelle

I have nothing else to do i can't go skate right now.

I honestly have no desire to travel, but i think dubai would be tight.

You can't skateboard forever, I wish more old people would transition into acting or something other than skateboarding. Mall rats sucks, clerks 1 and 2 are good, dogma is good, I haven't seen chasing amy.

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what do you think of people skating transition? Do you enjoy skating it? Can you skate it? Who is your favourite (or least lame in your opinion) transition skater?
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People that only skate transition are lame as fuck. It's fun to cruise around I don't take it "seriously" though. If i did i would be a beast. Andrew langi is the king of transition.

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would you ever use a rubber fake pussy as something to assist a jack of sesh?

 would you have a jack of sesh with your homies if you got a million dollas from it?

 what to you cum into when you jack off? tissue?

 do you think paul (your dad) jacks off?

 has your mother ever caught you stroking your third leg?

 would you drink a cup of skater sperm if it was scientifically proven that it was healthy and makes your ollies way higher?

 what does your penis smell like after a hard day of skating?

 do you hate the fact that you came out of a penis, and then out of a vagina, and that you were crying while you came out of the vagina? 
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Hell no

No

Tissue or a napkin

I'm sure he does.

Hell no, never been caught to this day.

no i can ollie high enough already.

It stinks, i can't really describe it though.

G's don't cry, ever.

narcissism

–noun 1. inordinate fascination with oneself; excessive self-love; vanity.
2. Psychoanalysis. erotic gratification derived from admiration of one's own physical or mental attributes, being a normal condition at the infantile level of personality development.

Oh I beg to differ.


Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: youth on February 18, 2009, 05:26:51 PM
when where why what?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 05:28:12 PM
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its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread
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whoopty-doo... okay gest, I aleays wanted to know the reason for making this* thread?

* http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new
i think it involved a feud between the two of us long ago, i was THINKING it was over now and we were best friends
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Cheapboarder on February 18, 2009, 05:36:08 PM
Vans or Lakai?
Whats your favorite video game?
Favorite Race to fuck?
Flannel or nude?
Who would you want to punch in the face on slap?
Penis Size?
D3's or Half Cabs?
Best "skate hater" of all time?
Inspiration on and off the board?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sweets on February 18, 2009, 05:41:03 PM
Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?

Is this the worst attempt at a fake account? If not, what was? To be fair, mine was a gay gangster to make fun of another poster. I failed miserably.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: On Tha Real on February 18, 2009, 05:51:55 PM
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Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?
[close]

Is this the worst attempt at a fake account? If not, what was? To be fair, mine was a gay gangster to make fun of another poster. I failed miserably.
Kick rocks faggot, I'm the most gully nigga here
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 18, 2009, 05:58:00 PM
There's too many filler pages but there's been a few good questions and answers.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kevbo999 on February 18, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
I've had a couple brewskis so I'll admit that nollie nose nollie heel was nice.

Is herb your term for stoner, kook, lazy moron, or a combination of them all?  Are you edge or something, do you have any vice aside from skating?  Since you won't tell us your job I assume you sell drugs, which would make your sobriety more understandable.  Don't get high on your own supply, amirite?

What's the most hipsterish band you like?  Do you like any classic rock bands or songs whatsoever?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: bbk on February 18, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
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its more of a joke thread, but i dont care

lets interview eachother bbk, to take over the thread
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whoopty-doo... okay gest, I aleays wanted to know the reason for making this* thread?

* http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=6958.msg787428;boardseen#new
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i think it involved a feud between the two of us long ago, i was THINKING it was over now and we were best friends
I don't have anything against you, I was just curious because I never really understood where it came from. I understand if you don't remember though since it was like 2 years ago or something, I didn't mean to bring the beef back by hating on your thread


Can the link fuckin work and stop sending me to the real confessions now?
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=33&topic=9477.0
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on February 18, 2009, 06:03:38 PM
what do you think is more likely to happen

bobby puleo puts out a part you like or paul puts out one you dont?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Super Yummy Falafel on February 18, 2009, 06:11:08 PM
I feel honored  :D
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 18, 2009, 06:23:21 PM
Was there a butthole question yet? Either way, have you touched one?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 06:53:53 PM
Ever smoked weed or hash?
Favorite beer?
No and i don't drink.

How do you feel about Corey Duffel?
Corey duffel sucks.

What do you think of Dennis Busenitz?

Who's your favorite skater from New Jersey?

Can you wallride?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Would you consider yourself artsy?

Are you a virgin?

What do you think of DLXSF wood?

What type of music do you listen to?

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?

Love or EMB?

Do you ever wear cords or chinoes?
Buesnitz is pretty much the only skater that people on slap like that's actually good. They put extras on it, but he is good.

Wenning

I could when i was younger, I'm sure i could now.

Who wipes sitting down?

Hell no. I'm am not and never will be involved in any faggotry.

Nigga, please.

I don't know I pretty much only ride girl boards.

The diplomats

I can tolerate him, he's cool.

love

Hell no.

Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame
It is low key, but whatever, I'm just going along with it.

Favorite video as a whole?

Favorite video part/s?

If you could skate for a company, what would it be (board, shoes, clothing, wheels, whatever)?
Photosynthesis and trilogy. They're the ones i skip the least amount of people on.

Girl or plan b(those niggas are getting money), Nike or emerica, fourstar. bones. New era even though i don't buy hats if i got them for free i would wear them.

would you rather skate like ricky oyola or be forced to have the personality of someone like tonycoxhox?
That's a tough one. Skate like ricky oyola, because if i acted like tonycoxhox i would be faggot and be terrible at skateboarding. Ricky oyola's a fag too, and he sucks,but at least he's pro. Pro skateboarder trumps internet faggot all day.

Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.

Why do you type in such a deadpan tone? Is life just one unexciting, inescapable continuum for you, or are you maintaining a very specific internet persona here?
Was the previous question too wordy and/or gay?
They don't have Creative writing in the ghetto. Yes, it was pretty gay.

I've had a couple brewskis so I'll admit that nollie nose nollie heel was nice.

Is herb your term for stoner, kook, lazy moron, or a combination of them all?  Are you edge or something, do you have any vice aside from skating?  Since you won't tell us your job I assume you sell drugs, which would make your sobriety more understandable.  Don't get high on your own supply, amirite?

What's the most hipsterish band you like?  Do you like any classic rock bands or songs whatsoever?
A herb is a lame.

Nah I'm not "straight edge". I just try not to associate myself with stuff that people do solely because they think it will make people like them. That's some herb approval seeking shit to me, and at the end of the day, the only person i need approval from is myself.

I don't participate in any hipster faggotry whatsoever.

Three dog night is tight, and guns and roses.

what do you think is more likely to happen

bobby puleo puts out a part you like or paul puts out one you dont?
Paul already put out yeah right. Bobby puleo will never put out a watchable video part.

Was there a butthole question yet? Either way, have you touched one?
Hell nah
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 06:56:29 PM
cotg just won the boards
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 07:00:23 PM
Do you have any tatoos or plan on getting any?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 07:04:21 PM
would you rather not be able to tre flip or still post on slap when you're 30?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 18, 2009, 07:07:49 PM
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Ever smoked weed or hash?
Favorite beer?
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No and i don't drink.

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How do you feel about Corey Duffel?
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Corey duffel sucks.

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What do you think of Dennis Busenitz?

Who's your favorite skater from New Jersey?

Can you wallride?

Do you wipe standing up or sitting down?

Would you consider yourself artsy?

Are you a virgin?

What do you think of DLXSF wood?

What type of music do you listen to?

Do you listen to Lil Wayne?

Love or EMB?

Do you ever wear cords or chinoes?
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Buesnitz is pretty much the only skater that people on slap like that's actually good. They put extras on it, but he is good.

Wenning

I could when i was younger, I'm sure i could now.

Who wipes sitting down?

Hell no. I'm am not and never will be involved in any faggotry.

Nigga, please.

I don't know I pretty much only ride girl boards.

The diplomats

I can tolerate him, he's cool.

love

Hell no.

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Do you think this thread is lame?

I do... not as lame as the gest thread that he made for himself, but it's still pretty lame
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It is low key, but whatever, I'm just going along with it.

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Favorite video as a whole?

Favorite video part/s?

If you could skate for a company, what would it be (board, shoes, clothing, wheels, whatever)?
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Photosynthesis and trilogy. They're the ones i skip the least amount of people on.

Girl or plan b(those niggas are getting money), Nike or emerica, fourstar. bones. New era even though i don't buy hats if i got them for free i would wear them.

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would you rather skate like ricky oyola or be forced to have the personality of someone like tonycoxhox?
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That's a tough one. Skate like ricky oyola, because if i acted like tonycoxhox i would be faggot and be terrible at skateboarding. Ricky oyola's a fag too, and he sucks,but at least he's pro. Pro skateboarder trumps internet faggot all day.

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Do you think busters are too emotionally involved with their favorite pro and/or this message board?
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  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH yes.

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Why do you type in such a deadpan tone? Is life just one unexciting, inescapable continuum for you, or are you maintaining a very specific internet persona here?
Was the previous question too wordy and/or gay?
[close]
They don't have Creative writing in the ghetto. Yes, it was pretty gay.

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I've had a couple brewskis so I'll admit that nollie nose nollie heel was nice.

Is herb your term for stoner, kook, lazy moron, or a combination of them all?  Are you edge or something, do you have any vice aside from skating?  Since you won't tell us your job I assume you sell drugs, which would make your sobriety more understandable.  Don't get high on your own supply, amirite?

What's the most hipsterish band you like?  Do you like any classic rock bands or songs whatsoever?
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A herb is a lame.

Nah I'm not "straight edge". I just try not to associate myself with stuff that people do solely because they think it will make people like them. That's some herb approval seeking shit to me, and at the end of the day, the only person i need approval from is myself.

I don't participate in any hipster faggotry whatsoever.

Three dog night is tight, and guns and roses.

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what do you think is more likely to happen

bobby puleo puts out a part you like or paul puts out one you dont?
[close]
Paul already put out yeah right. Bobby puleo will never put out a watchable video part.

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Was there a butthole question yet? Either way, have you touched one?
[close]
Hell nah


So fucking gangster yo. ON BEHALF OF MY CREW ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU INTO THE WU 36 MO DEADLY CHAMBERS TO TAKE YOU THRU
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:11:35 PM
Vans or Lakai?
Whats your favorite video game?
Favorite Race to fuck?
Flannel or nude?
Who would you want to punch in the face on slap?
Penis Size?
D3's or Half Cabs?
Best "skate hater" of all time?
Inspiration on and off the board?
vans
Grand theft auto
Black and______
flannel
faster that dude is an idiot.
Is you gay fam?
half cabs
Tim o or clyde singleton. I think they're actually the only ones though.
this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScynVPGDmUs
Do you have any tatoos or plan on getting any?
Hell nah. That's basically a mark saying" Aye nigga, please don't give me a job".

would you rather not be able to tre flip or still post on slap when you're 30?
Not be able to tre flip. I refuse to let myself become an old ass lame nigga like sweets or faster.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 07:14:38 PM
would you rather be one of those dudes who suck vicky's e-clit or one of those dudes who makes shoe threads?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:16:27 PM
The shoe thread guy. I have dignity.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 18, 2009, 07:17:20 PM
would you rather be one of those dudes who suck vicky's e-clit or one of those dudes who makes shoe threads?

thats the same dude
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 18, 2009, 07:20:54 PM
If ISUCK! disagreed with you, would you say you were better than him at skating?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:23:52 PM
If ISUCK! disagreed with you, would you say you were better than him at skating?
Whenever I make a video part, there will be no reason to even ask this question. Jamie thomas is still that dude though, but he's an old man. Now that i think about though, he has never even voiced his opinion on anything that I've ever said, aside from the fakie fs halfcab shit.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gest on February 18, 2009, 07:25:19 PM
would you rather be one of those dudes who suck vicky's e-clit or one of those dudes who makes shoe threads?
maybe you should answer that question

publicpervert4 (8:49:47 PM): whats her pussy like
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kook and ignore me on February 18, 2009, 07:28:44 PM
Do you post on any other forums?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:30:17 PM
Nah I browse a bunch though, but this is the only one where i am actively a part of the forum community.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 07:35:44 PM
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would you rather be one of those dudes who suck vicky's e-clit or one of those dudes who makes shoe threads?
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maybe you should answer that question

publicpervert4 (8:49:47 PM): whats her pussy like

uh...i guess you didnt note the manner in which that was said. i'll excuse you because you're fat.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 18, 2009, 07:38:05 PM
If you are better at skating than numerous pro skaters, why is it that you aren't pro?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:40:15 PM
Have you ever LARP'd?
Hell nah. Who does that?

If you are better at skating than numerous pro skaters, why is it that you aren't pro?
I don't film.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kook and ignore me on February 18, 2009, 07:43:43 PM
Do you live outside of LA?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:46:36 PM
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Have you ever LARP'd?
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Hell nah. Who does that?
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These kids
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What are some tricks that you find challenging to land?

Nollie or fakie?

Any switch grind is hard for me except switch back 5-0s.

nollie

Do you live outside of LA?
No.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sven thorkel on February 18, 2009, 07:51:27 PM
i wonder if other message boards hold interviews with their resident antiposters? sometimes you guys are so cute with your little message board.

but hey, i wanna know how you did in high school? did you get good marx? did you home school it like other "good" skaters? would you ever teach gym class skateboard lessons?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 07:58:01 PM
What is the best porn site?
Bang bros, and whatever justin slayers'  website is.

i wonder if other message boards hold interviews with their resident antiposters? sometimes you guys are so cute with your little message board.

but hey, i wanna know how you did in high school? did you get good marx? did you home school it like other "good" skaters? would you ever teach gym class skateboard lessons?
I stopped caring about school in the 7th grade, when i started skateboarding. I actually asked for homeschool when i was like 15, If i would've had home school, i can honestly say that i would be about to go pro right now. Skateboard lessons? I don't even know, maybe as long as i didn't have to rock that standard gym teacher windbreaker fit.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kook and ignore me on February 18, 2009, 08:03:58 PM
What do you watch on TV?

Do you think the Kardashians look like trannys?

 Why does my friend Rashad like chubby white girls?

 How can I lose 15 pounds fast?

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 18, 2009, 08:04:49 PM
If Anthony Pappalardy did a nollie bigflip noseslide, would you be a fan of his?

If P Rod moved to New York City, became a hipster and started doing ollies on cellar doors, would you still be a fan?

What do you think of Marc Johnson?

What do you think of Carroll?

How about Howard?

Ride for Traffic or ride for 5boro?

Manhattan or Brooklyn?

What's your local skateshop?

Could P Rod one up Fred Gall at one of his fake tranny spots?

What do you think of wallies?

What do you think of polejams?

Do you own a fixed gear?

What do you think of Mosaic?

What's your favorite skateboarding magazine?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 08:10:56 PM
How can I lose 15 pounds fast?

Is that question for Gest?

And COTG, in your mind does this thread constitute dick riding?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 08:19:15 PM
What do you watch on TV?

Do you think the Kardashians look like trannys?

 Why does my friend Rashad like chubby white girls?

 How can I lose 15 pounds fast?



 I pretty much only watch cartoons. Aside from a few comedy sitcoms, and dexter when i had showtime, My television stays on cartoon network or nicktoons stations.

The tall one does look like chyna, the other two are bomb as fuck though.

I dont know. More cushion for the pushin?

HAHA i don't know you should find out, then rashad could tell his girls.

If Anthony Pappalardy did a nollie bigflip noseslide, would you be a fan of his?

If P Rod moved to New York City, became a hipster and started doing ollies on cellar doors, would you still be a fan?

What do you think of Marc Johnson?

What do you think of Carroll?

How about Howard?

Ride for Traffic or ride for 5boro?

Manhattan or Brooklyn?

What's your local skateshop?

Could P Rod one up Fred Gall at one of his fake tranny spots?

What do you think of wallies?

What do you think of polejams?

Do you own a fixed gear?

What do you think of Mosaic?

What's your favorite skateboarding magazine?
Hell no, that trick's gay, and pops has lame style, so i could never be a fan of his.

No, I hate faggotry regardless of who is participating in it.

He's whatever

Does feebles on ledges, tell him to sit his old ass down.

Rick howard is amazing.

Zoo york.

Harlem 141st and lennox

ccs is right at my fingertips.

Yes p-rod would kill that faggot off if he decided to skate that lame shit.

faggotry

faggotry

No

It's pretty good.

I have a subscription to skateboarder.

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How can I lose 15 pounds fast?
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Is that question for Gest?

And COTG, in your mind does this thread constitute dick riding?
Not really. The streets wanna know.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Beer Keg Peg Leg on February 18, 2009, 08:19:43 PM
Is your dad's name Paul Ghetto?

Do you get the joke I just made?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 08:29:03 PM
Is your dad's name Paul Ghetto?

Do you get the joke I just made?
Nah his name is Paul de Raphael de la ghetto.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lance on February 18, 2009, 08:31:51 PM
when/if you ever get into the Berrics, will you partake in the faggotry known as "sk8 or dice"
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 08:35:14 PM
I would participate in skate or dice. For that reason alone it can't be classified as faggotry.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 18, 2009, 08:36:46 PM
Is your dad P Rod? You did say his first name is Paul..

Mike Mo or Tyler Bledsoe?

Ricky Oyola or Bobby Puleo?

What do you think of barrack obama?

Who's the whitest brotha in skateboarding?

Alex Olson or Popps?

What's your favorite beverage?

What trucks you got?

Dunks or Blazers?

Do you ever wear Jordans or Timbs?

Would Furby still be better than my favorite skateboarder if my favorite skateboarder was P Rod?

Who's the best skater on Anti Hero?

Who's the worst skater on Plan B?

Could YOU one-up Fred Gall at one of his fake transitions?

Make out with Dylan Rieder or Spanky Long?

What do you think of Justin Brock?

Favorite Vans shoe?

What do you think of Leo Romero?

What do you think of Peter Hewitt?

Would you say you skate slow or fast?

Do you enjoy bombing hills?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: nice weather on February 18, 2009, 08:37:56 PM
Do you think you'll be a funny nice guy account one day?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Mark Snappleyard on February 18, 2009, 08:50:48 PM
What's the best question you can think of to ask Gest?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 08:59:45 PM

Is your dad P Rod? You did say his first name is Paul..

Mike Mo or Tyler Bledsoe?

Ricky Oyola or Bobby Puleo?

What do you think of barrack obama?

Who's the whitest brotha in skateboarding?

Alex Olson or Popps?

What's your favorite beverage?

What trucks you got?

Dunks or Blazers?

Do you ever wear Jordans or Timbs?

Would Furby still be better than my favorite skateboarder if my favorite skateboarder was P Rod?

Who's the best skater on Anti Hero?

Who's the worst skater on Plan B?

Could YOU one-up Fred Gall at one of his fake transitions?

Make out with Dylan Rieder or Spanky Long?

What do you think of Justin Brock?

Favorite Vans shoe?

What do you think of Leo Romero?

What do you think of Peter Hewitt?

Would you say you skate slow or fast?

Do you enjoy bombing hills?
Yes.

Mike mo, tyler bledsoe does lipslides.

puleo he can skate switch.

I really don't care one way or the other. He's tight at basketball though.

Being black automatically disqualifies you from being white.

Alex olson, that nigga is lame at skateboarding, but at least he gets the bitches. Pops has no redeeming qualities.

water

indies

dunks

I wear jordan I's. Boots are for lames. You get a pass if you live in a cold climate though, but if you're wearing them and it's not cold, raining, or snowing you're probably a herb.

No

chris pfanner is the only person i know that rides for anti hero.

Pat duffy.

If i skated shit like that, yea.

I'm not gay.

Lame

authentics

One of the best skateboarders.

Couldn't care less

I wouldn't say i skate fast, but i definitely don't skate slow.

Not really, It's fun sometimes, but I'm not trying to hit a rock and die.

Do you think you'll be a funny nice guy account one day?
I'm not already?

What's the best question you can think of to ask Gest?
HAHAH i don't even know, man. I don't want to go hard on him like you dudes are doing.
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 09:05:57 PM
Theotis is tight. He's super nice, too. Like literally too nice.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 09:09:36 PM
Do you feel yourself sliding into the gay zone as you become more and more likable in this thread?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 09:13:18 PM
Do you feel yourself sliding into the gay zone as you become more and more likable in this thread?
I was just thinking about that, not about sliding into the gay zone that's gay, but people probably hate me slightly less now. I don't know if that's good or bad. Probably bad.
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 18, 2009, 09:14:48 PM
It's a slippery slope.
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Post by: Wood Pusher on February 18, 2009, 09:16:02 PM
What is is your opinion, the only good looking "ledge-dancing" trick?

Do you ever use the terms "buttery" or "steezy?"
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Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
would you like wood pusher to exit your dick?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 09:20:35 PM
What is is your opinion, the only good looking "ledge-dancing" trick?

Do you ever use the terms "buttery" or "steezy?"
Probably like front blunt to 5-0 or back 5-0 to back tail. Those are the least gay ones. They're still pretty gay though

Hell no. I hate the word steez with a passion.

would you like wood pusher to exit your dick?
HAHA I'm not even going to shit on him like that. He does hit me with the beserker barrage of questions in all the posts though, but it's cool.
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Post by: lamfordie on February 18, 2009, 09:28:48 PM
what do you think of jake johnsons part???
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Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 09:30:18 PM
Are you homophobic?
edit: I'll change that to, do you consider youself homophobic?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 09:35:28 PM
what do you think of jake johnsons part???
sucks.

Are you homophobic?
edit: I'll change that to, do you consider youself homophobic?
No, I ain't scared of gay people.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 09:42:24 PM
You seem to like calling people faggots.
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Post by: The Bullet on February 18, 2009, 10:11:20 PM
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I was just thinking about that, not about sliding into the gay zone that's gay, but people probably hate me slightly less now. I don't know if that's good or bad. Probably bad.

i definitely like you a lot more now...if that matters.

would you to watch romantic comedies aka Rom-coms with a pretty lady if it meant you'd get action afterwords? or would that be to much work?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 10:17:16 PM
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I was just thinking about that, not about sliding into the gay zone that's gay, but people probably hate me slightly less now. I don't know if that's good or bad. Probably bad.
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i definitely like you a lot more now...if that matters.

would you to watch romantic comedies aka Rom-coms with a pretty lady if it meant you'd get action afterwords? or would that be to much work?
We're definitely watching the movie of my choice. If she doesn't like Ninja turtles, she can definitely kick rocks.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 18, 2009, 10:19:04 PM
what is your sexual encounter count, or how many girls have you slayer'd? is it true that black men have a bone in their penis'? and are you from san jose california?
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Post by: Clerks II on February 18, 2009, 10:23:18 PM
Yo did you see that new cartoon Ninja Turtle's movie?
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Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 18, 2009, 10:30:40 PM
what is your sexual encounter count, or how many girls have you slayer'd? is it true that black men have a bone in their penis'? and are you from san jose california?
A gentleman doesn't talk about the ladies he's been with.

I can't speak for other black people, but i don't

Hell nah.

Yo did you see that new cartoon Ninja Turtle's movie?
Yea it was tight low key.
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Post by: Fignuts on February 18, 2009, 10:53:48 PM
What do you think of the following skaters:
-Jerry Hsu
-Daewon Song
-Sean Sheffey
-Torey Pudwill
-Sean Malto
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Post by: guy le douche on February 18, 2009, 11:02:08 PM
(bro question)
have you ever smoked weed ? did you enjoy it ?
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Post by: All Hail Wu Welsh on February 18, 2009, 11:04:03 PM
least favorite black skater(excluding older dudes)?
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Post by: bbk on February 19, 2009, 03:31:33 AM
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Probably like front blunt to 5-0 or back 5-0 to back tail. Those are the least gay ones. They're still pretty gay though
5-0 to tailslide, really? that has got to be the gayest trick out there
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: angryfacedman on February 19, 2009, 04:35:16 AM
(bro question)
have you ever smoked weed ? did you enjoy it ?
He allready said he didnt.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Cheapboarder on February 19, 2009, 06:32:16 AM
Is you gay fam?

nah just curious.
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Post by: bentmode on February 19, 2009, 08:55:54 AM
i think most people would agree that a heelflip out of a crook would probably be considered gay, with that being said what gives the heelflip out of a noseslide the exception?

come to pomona, we can trade spots.

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Post by: Choad Muskrat on February 19, 2009, 09:18:10 AM
What do you do for a living?
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 10:21:32 AM
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Yea it was tight low key.

Are you kidding me? That shit was a fucking disgrace.
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Post by: ProjectPatrick on February 19, 2009, 11:02:08 AM
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Probably like front blunt to 5-0 or back 5-0 to back tail. Those are the least gay ones. They're still pretty gay though
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5-0 to tailslide, really? that has got to be the gayest trick out there
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Post by: jalopy james on February 19, 2009, 11:47:16 AM
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Is you gay fam?
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nah just bi-curious.

sorry dude, it was ripe for the plucking.
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Post by: Narcissus on February 19, 2009, 12:48:55 PM
What do you think of Scarlett Johanssen?

kilgore's avatar is making me salivate. that is one classic broad. a little heartbreaking when she got married.....

Are you into graphic griptape?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: StokedTaco on February 19, 2009, 01:07:02 PM
how do you like your eggs..?
 scrambled? boiled? poached? fried?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 19, 2009, 03:02:22 PM
As we both love the ninja turtles cotg, who's your favorite of the four?

Your favorite villain of the ninja turtles?

Did you ever came in your own face?

If so, was it an accident?

What do you think of a fakie fs shovit over a road barrier?

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on February 19, 2009, 03:06:45 PM
when you went to chuck e cheese as a kid did you play the tmnt beat em up? it was a good one
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 19, 2009, 03:13:25 PM
Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 19, 2009, 03:27:32 PM
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/588779_40452_front.jpg)

One of the best games. Ever.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 03:30:46 PM
Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 19, 2009, 03:32:21 PM
If your penis and testicles were cut off would you consider committing suicide?
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Post by: Tarquin on February 19, 2009, 03:33:02 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 03:35:52 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
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Leonardo? He was my favourite.

LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.
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Post by: Cheapboarder on February 19, 2009, 03:38:01 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
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LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.

I like Donatello. He was the nerdy one.
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Post by: Tarquin on February 19, 2009, 03:39:41 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
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LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.

haha I think I liked Leonardo because I always thought "he's got TWO swords, he means fucking business." Not like Donatello, who only had a fucking stick.
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Post by: Cheapboarder on February 19, 2009, 03:44:57 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
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LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.
[close]

haha I think I liked Leonardo because I always thought "he's got TWO swords, he means fucking business." Not like Donatello, who only had a fucking stick.

That was a fucking bo you faggot! That stick could beat your fucking ass all day.
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Post by: Tarquin on February 19, 2009, 03:51:19 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
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LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.
[close]

haha I think I liked Leonardo because I always thought "he's got TWO swords, he means fucking business." Not like Donatello, who only had a fucking stick.
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That was a fucking bo you faggot! That stick could beat your fucking ass all day.

double swords > bo
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Post by: Clerks II on February 19, 2009, 03:53:43 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
[close]

LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.
[close]

haha I think I liked Leonardo because I always thought "he's got TWO swords, he means fucking business." Not like Donatello, who only had a fucking stick.
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That was a fucking bo you faggot! That stick could beat your fucking ass all day.
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double swords > bo

Dude I don't know they were all rad, did any of you guys get into the old school graphic novels? Those were pretty badass, so hyped right now, fucking TUTRLE POWER!!!!!!!!! Remember the live action movie with the bad kids and that place they chilled at? I think there was some skaters in that. Also a dope ass MC Hammer song, if I remember right, or maybe it was Vanilla Ice, I can't remember right now. I think it was the first one with April and Casey Jones maybe.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Cheapboarder on February 19, 2009, 03:55:41 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stoeipoes on February 19, 2009, 04:05:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcjNTSNEjc&fmt=18

Michelangelo is the coolest. By far.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Nihilist on February 19, 2009, 04:15:11 PM
what do you think about the economic stimulus bill?

who do you think are the most boring posters?

do you enjoy the music of the isley brothers or zapp and roger?

favorite pornstar?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Clerks II on February 19, 2009, 04:41:57 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4

Dog, not that song this shit, way more badass, kicks Bobby Brown Ghostbusters 2 song to hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

Partnerz In Kryme - Turtle Power
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Prison Wallet on February 19, 2009, 04:51:35 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
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Dog, not that song this shit, way more badass, kicks Bobby Brown Ghostbusters 2 song to hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

Partnerz In Kryme - Turtle Power

Since when did this become a Clerks II interview?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on February 19, 2009, 05:05:26 PM
the simpsons arcade game was better than the tmnt one.......real talk
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Post by: gravel pitch on February 19, 2009, 05:17:45 PM
the simpsons arcade game was better than the tmnt one.......real talk

'fuck outta here. But I know the one you're talking about and it was dope too.
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Post by: Lumpy Oatmeal on February 19, 2009, 05:19:47 PM
they were actually both pretty much the same game.......throw the x-men one in there too
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Post by: Cheapboarder on February 19, 2009, 05:40:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcjNTSNEjc&fmt=18

Michelangelo is the coolest. By far.

He was a fat fuck.

End of discussion.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: mbl88 reincarnated on February 19, 2009, 06:00:03 PM
thoughts on puig
favourite black skater part of all time.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: brooklyn brawler on February 19, 2009, 07:17:43 PM
COG, what do you think of this?

http://www.mastasia.com/main.htm
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 19, 2009, 07:53:44 PM
Who's the second best skater ever?

What do you think of Grant Taylor's ender in mind field?

bigspin backlips, yay or nay?

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Post by: Clerks II on February 19, 2009, 08:14:42 PM
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Dog, not that song this shit, way more badass, kicks Bobby Brown Ghostbusters 2 song to hell!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFsTr0kGAqU

Partnerz In Kryme - Turtle Power

[close]
Since when did this become a Clerks II interview?

I'm not even gonna point out the irony, here.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 19, 2009, 08:21:26 PM
they were actually both pretty much the same game.......throw the x-men one in there too

I remember it took six or seven kids and probably thirty bucks in quarters to beat the simpsons game. turtles game was pretty fun too, but the NES game blew that arcade shit outta the water. when I was younger I never had the cordinance to swim through the shock-infested seaweed; friend got that shit on the wii and I beat it first try 8)

clerks, vanillia ice appared in secrets of the ooze..casey jones never showed up in that one. its funny, I was just thinking today about him and donny's scene in TMNT 1 where they were making up insults that started with each letter of the alphabet. hose-brain!
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Post by: frisco on February 19, 2009, 08:22:20 PM
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'fuck outta here. But I know the one you're talking about and it was dope too.

fuck ive been looking for those games on that "mame" emulator or whatever, those were always dope at the arcade, the Xmen side scroller was sick too


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Post by: Gomez on February 19, 2009, 08:28:04 PM
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Yo that og Ninja Turtles arcade game was the shit. I think that came out on sega or nintendo eventually too. The new one for xbox based off the movie is kind of gay, never saw the new movie yet, I might after COTG's review, TMNT appreeeesh?!?!?!? haha...dude I loved that shit as a kid, still do, my last two meals were PIZZA! COWABUNGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[close]

TMNT was a sacred part of my childhood and I don't want any fags from SLAP trampling all over it. If you know dick about them you'll be able to guess who my favorite was.
[close]

Leonardo? He was my favourite.
[close]

LOL, FAG! He was the corny/goody goody one. Obviously I liked Raphael, my man had a mean attitude.
[close]

haha I think I liked Leonardo because I always thought "he's got TWO swords, he means fucking business." Not like Donatello, who only had a fucking stick.
raphael was always my favorite. red is a sick color, he's got two shanks that he can throw or shank bad guys with, and he's funny in a clever way. i heard the third ninja turtles movie and the new one were terrible; i only saw the first two.
which tmnt movie was your favorite, cotg? and did you watch the old cartoon show from the '90s?
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Post by: CeeyMar on February 19, 2009, 08:32:44 PM
I'm pretty sure my first real introduction to skateboarding was through Raphael.My friend has the first TMNT on VHS and I'm so bummed we didnt watch it when we were baked it probably would have changed my perception of the turtles. I'm pretty sure every kid who went to the movies with their parents were wayy more hyped on the arcade more then the movie, my friend and I would always ask for popcorn money and just take that money and blow it on tokens and spend all the time in the arcade instead of the movie with our parents, House of the Dead was an IMPOSSIBLE arcade game


COTG do you think that if Sir Isaac Newton didn't discover gravity, you would have been the one who did?
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Post by: Gomez on February 19, 2009, 08:43:53 PM
oh yeah, this episode is easily the best of the '90s show.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UCc5oAbMao
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmOLoSQoldY
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: brent on February 19, 2009, 08:46:13 PM
if you met a giant fish would you fuck its brains out?
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Post by: Clerks II on February 19, 2009, 08:56:28 PM
You ever see a chick give a mule a blowjob?
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Post by: biggums mcgee on February 19, 2009, 09:57:09 PM
for all you guys who like leo..or kazoos...or longish joints...

(http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2410/168/108/1480538903/n1480538903_30228499_3576.jpg)
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Post by: Prison Wallet on February 19, 2009, 09:58:52 PM
Don't guild the lilly--that shit's a pinner not a longish joint.
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Post by: biggums mcgee on February 19, 2009, 10:06:30 PM
hey, it matches the girth of the sword on his back.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: 7777777 on February 19, 2009, 10:18:24 PM
hey cotg i refuse to believe a narcissist as yourself doesn't film. you definitely have enough footy that you watch over all day every day.
ps. you have fake style on some of your clips.
pps. skate something higher than a curb.

edit: made a typo
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: pube tube on February 19, 2009, 11:33:25 PM
COG, what do you think of this?

http://www.mastasia.com/main.htm
I wanna see a naked mud wrestle match involving those things.  It would be like a muddy human bumper car match.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Goblinshark on February 20, 2009, 02:38:39 AM
(http://image.com.com/gamespot/images/bigboxshots/9/588779_40452_front.jpg)

One of the best games. Ever.

Fuck yes! I still got that shit lying around. I might dust it off
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: EastCoastLove on February 20, 2009, 08:02:26 AM
If Anthony Pappalardy did a nollie bigflip noseslide, would you be a fan of his?

If P Rod moved to New York City, became a hipster and started doing ollies on cellar doors, would you still be a fan?

What do you think of Marc Johnson?

What do you think of Carroll?

How about Howard?

Ride for Traffic or ride for 5boro?

Manhattan or Brooklyn?

What's your local skateshop?

Could P Rod one up Fred Gall at one of his fake tranny spots?

What do you think of wallies?

What do you think of polejams?

Do you own a fixed gear?

What do you think of Mosaic?

What's your favorite skateboarding magazine?
looks like gwb has made his 10th comeback attempt.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 20, 2009, 10:53:11 AM
haha, I love how I've gotten no hate until now under this account. Let's see how this turns out.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sweatloaf on February 20, 2009, 12:53:10 PM
In the original comic book Rapheal was the coolest turtle.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: lenny on February 20, 2009, 04:04:28 PM
haha, I love how I've gotten no hate until now under this account. Let's see how this turns out.

(http://sam.zoy.org/fun/goatse/nuuksio_goatse.jpg)
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 20, 2009, 05:30:56 PM
That made me hard.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on February 20, 2009, 05:36:15 PM
You haven't quoted yourself or been racist yet so I hadn't noticed you. You'll shit the bed eventually.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Wood Pusher on February 20, 2009, 07:19:17 PM
How about the 10 other posters on here who have called COTG a nigg*r?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: EricLogan on February 20, 2009, 10:12:43 PM
If the Berska set up a slap pal united nations, whould you participate if it meant you'd be associated with us?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: CigaretteBeer on February 20, 2009, 10:23:47 PM
Have you ever stuck your finger in your ass to see what it feels like in there?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: GnarlesManson on February 21, 2009, 11:46:26 AM
how do you feel about the fact that the ledges and buttery flatground at Adams middle school (the one where you have a clip with the nollie heel noseslides) are getting torn down later this year??
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ugly ass kook on February 21, 2009, 05:33:08 PM
are you a loner in real life ?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: redrum on February 21, 2009, 06:29:55 PM
cotg, you havent posted in almost 2 pages now, are you over this interview?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 21, 2009, 06:40:32 PM
how do you feel about the fact that the ledges and buttery flatground at Adams middle school (the one where you have a clip with the nollie heel noseslides) are getting torn down later this year??
What!? This is an outrage! That's like the default spot when there's nowhere to go on weekends. That sucks. I just got back from there.
cotg, you havent posted in almost 2 pages now, are you over this interview?
Yea I'm finished.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: lamfordie on February 22, 2009, 11:57:22 AM
who do you think is gonna win the nba mvp, kobe or lebron???
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: mbl88 reincarnated on February 22, 2009, 09:51:25 PM
like all black people he just gave up when things got tough.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: lurk daddy on February 22, 2009, 10:41:00 PM
like all black people he just gave up when things got tough.
your a fucking loser. im 100000% sure you wouldnt say any of this near a black person
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: mbl88 reincarnated on February 23, 2009, 03:27:33 AM
im pretty sure i would do it, id say it to them and theyd be to lazy to get off there black asses to do anything about it.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: H8R part 4 on February 23, 2009, 08:19:24 AM
haha, 10 pages long?!?!?  so whats the executive summary? 
who hates who now?  whos next on the chopping block?

Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: biggums mcgee on February 23, 2009, 12:49:48 PM
well, we all know alittle more about the elusive ghetto child. My questions just scratched the surface...prepare to dig deep into the next Slap Pal's mind...
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stauffer on February 23, 2009, 03:22:32 PM
like all black people he just gave up when things got tough.

You are a bad man.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sven thorkel on February 23, 2009, 03:42:39 PM
anyone else see that he said karma is too much of a new age thing?
come on jack, whats the oldest living religion? now whats a main characteristic of that religion?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sweets on February 23, 2009, 03:57:41 PM
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like all black people he just gave up when things got tough.
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You are a bad man.

This is not too bad for your first post. Without having any other posts to go by, I'm going to assume some sarcasm is going on and give it a A-. I'll be keeping an eye open for more subtle sarcasm.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: ChildoftheGhetto on February 23, 2009, 04:15:45 PM
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like all black people he just gave up when things got tough.
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You are a bad man.
[close]

This is not too bad for your first post. Without having any other posts to go by, I'm going to assume some sarcasm is going on and give it a A-. I'll be keeping an eye open for more subtle sarcasm.
Damn, you've successfully come out of both closets.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stauffer on February 23, 2009, 06:03:27 PM
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This is not too bad for your first post. Without having any other posts to go by, I'm going to assume some sarcasm is going on and give it a A-. I'll be keeping an eye open for more subtle sarcasm.

You are an assuming, judgmental, and fat man.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stauffer on February 23, 2009, 06:05:21 PM


Damn, you've successfully come out of both closets.

You are a narcissistic, self-righteous, and black man.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sweets on February 23, 2009, 06:55:53 PM
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This is not too bad for your first post. Without having any other posts to go by, I'm going to assume some sarcasm is going on and give it a A-. I'll be keeping an eye open for more subtle sarcasm.
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You are an assuming, judgmental, and fat man.

No. Well, I am fat. I was trying to be humorous but complimentary. I obviously failed. Here's my first post:
Overboard Enterprises (Unicron) has all the underground hits. The owner has fun ramp in his garage. Only saying this because we all want to support skater-owned businesses, right? Right.
It was in a thread about Plain & Simple. I like yours more.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: kilgore. on February 23, 2009, 09:32:59 PM
what in the hell do you have going on here sweets?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stauffer on February 23, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
what in the hell do you have going on here sweets?

Alienation via first-post-as-tryout. Did I make the team. Shut up.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: sweets on February 24, 2009, 01:44:46 AM
what in the hell do you have going on here sweets?
Boredom.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: mbl88 reincarnated on February 24, 2009, 01:53:22 AM
no some fat fuck trying to be funny.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Mouth on February 24, 2009, 02:19:51 AM
Popular opinion goes one way, COTG goes the other.

So what?





Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Hopscotch on February 25, 2009, 12:04:46 AM
Popular opinion goes one way, COTG goes the other.

So what?







Winner!



edit: COTG, in your eyes, why is tech skating the best skating? 
You don't find people going super fast and being dangerous interesting?
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Stauffer on February 25, 2009, 01:13:06 AM
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Popular opinion goes one way, COTG goes the other.

So what?

[close]



Winner!



edit: COTG, in your eyes, why is tech skating the best skating? 
You don't find people going super fast and being dangerous interesting?

Because there exist people who have standards that differ from yours. You may immensely enjoy watching "basic" tricks done at high speed with a high danger factor. He doesn't. Shut up. You fuckers ask him the same question with endless variations and he gives the same answer in endless variations. I understand that it may be uncomfortable when there is a bystander at your circle jerk. But shut up.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Mouth on February 25, 2009, 08:09:42 AM
Yes, you're right.

This is an issue of freedom. COTG's beliefs on west coast technical skating are being heinously oppressed.

We have become like animals...
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Bipsmound on February 25, 2009, 08:12:30 AM
BabyoftheBarrio is the new Boobie Miles.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: rawbertson. on August 14, 2009, 09:10:17 AM
Lavar mcbride? that nigga is like 38 tell him to take a seat.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: cherry on August 14, 2009, 02:05:07 PM
I have respect for cotg for one reason only.

he understands that sam baptista is the shit on a skateboard.
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: Gomez on August 14, 2009, 05:05:17 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKcjNTSNEjc&fmt=18

Michelangelo is the coolest. By far.
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He was a fat fuck.

End of discussion.
"-1"
Title: Re: ChildoftheGhetto Interview
Post by: HoneyBear on August 14, 2009, 06:20:10 PM
COTG,will i ever get married?