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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: SleepyPeePee on March 21, 2009, 03:53:32 PM
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everyone knows what it is. shit that bugs the shit out of you.. like, eats at your nerves. usually little ass things that to other people, is no big deal.
i myself happen to have a bunch of these things, im sure ill be documenting these things often:
-my little brother leaving used Q-tips on the bathroom sink counter.
-socks with loose elastic. (bad day)
-beating around the bush, EX: like when people want a cigarette but cant just ask straight up.
-getting something stuck in my perm. retainer, like a kernal of some sort.. it will ruin my day until i get it out.
-animal hair on my clothes. ..fuck that.
-shoe laces for headbans.. (might just be a so.cal thing not sure)
-butt slides down hubbas
-a sketchy yellow light you cant make it through.
-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.
-kooks!
-police conversations when you get the boot at a spot. EX:get out of here or else... oh ya, so uhhh.. why do you have 2 skateboards & everyone else only have 1?
(cuz he's the filmer) then it turns into a story & next thing you know the lonely bastard is 15 min deep into some jock whogivesashit lecture.
im a super nice guy but shit like this gets to me. i wanna hear some funny/random pet peeves!
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moochers more than anything
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moochers more than anything
yeah they bum me out too.
i also hate paper. & that rubbing sound it makes when your fingers are pinching trying to seperate them.
being wasted & sick but not being able to puke anything up.
hair in my mouth, or in my food. its the worst
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A smelly vagina.
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moochers more than anything
word.
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Obnoxious people who talk loud in public places so they make sure you hear what they are talking about
Excruciatingly bad commercials on tv, I fully put my head in my hands and say "no"
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*conservative/narrow-minded people
*racist people
*people who make racist jokes
*preppy people
*people who text during movies
*Wiggers
*shoelaces used as belts, on a daily basis
*shoes with laces laced into the shoe, like a display model
*violence
*people who don't skateboard for fun
*people who constantly bitch
*chicks making peace signs
*people who sag slim-fit jeans
*chicks that don't put out
*preppy kids smoking weed
*people at Taco Bell close to me_The Mexican people are friendly and all. The Wiggers are racist douchebags and I don't feel comfortable going there with a Black friend because I feel like they're going to spit in our food.
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*conservative/narrow-minded people
you know...clumping together conservative political views with narrow-mindedness seems a little....narrow-minded.
oh, the irony.
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a papercut.
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Saying "cheers" or the act of bumping drinks together. I dont even know why I hate it, but I refuse to ever do it.
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When i'm about to go out, decide to take a shit, and end up spending ten minutes wiping my ass. i'm not making a joke, it's awful
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*chicks that don't put out
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People who eat with their mouths open or smack their food.
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People who eat with their mouths open or smack their food.
holy fuck yes! i live in a double suite at my school (basically it's 2 doubles that share a bathroom and a common foyer-type area) and all 3 of the guys i live with do this. i have literally though about killing all of them. and yes, i do mean "literally" in it's true sense. and 2 of the 3 guys i lived with last year did this as well, but 1 of them was never around and i was never in my room enough for it to annoy me too badly but this year...fuck. it's so disgusting, i just can't understand how they don't realize it. and it's a logical annoyance too-aside from it sounding gross, there's a greater chance that food will come out of your mouth or you'll drool all over the place which would be just too disgusting for me to handle.
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i think some people have problems breathing with their nose while they eat, at least that's what my dad told me after I snapped on him.
either way, just the sound of it drives me nuts, it's always weird to say something too.
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*people who sag slim-fit jeans
If I don't do this I get bombarded with the hey man don't those pants crush your balls question.
Drunk people who never shut up
Buzz kills
Pebbles
People who rep skate brands and don't skate
When people take my phone or iPod and just start going through it hoping to find something
Stupid preppy girls (I was talking to a girl and she told me you can't get addicted to alcohol and people only drink it constantly because they want to escape problems not because they are addicted and she said that weed was worse then alcohol.)
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*chicks that don't put out
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*people who sag slim-fit jeans
Why should you follow society's norm? Do whatever you want. If that means sagging skinny jeans, go ahead. I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me or say to me. It just doesn't make any sense, to me, as to why someone would buy slim-fit jeans if he's going to sag them. I just put them right below the waistband of my boxers. As long as my balls aren't touching the jeans so there isn't any pain. One should sag,for comfort, not for fashion.
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People trying to one-up you when you skate.
People complaining about the music at the skatepark. (Example, I was playing som good Cymande, and some kid comes up to me and starts complaining. He was wearing a Him t-shirt.)
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*conservative/narrow-minded people
*racist people
*people who make racist jokes
*preppy people
*Wiggers
*people who sag slim-fit jeans
*preppy kids smoking weed
*people at Taco Bell close to me_The Mexican people are friendly and all. The Wiggers are racist douchebags and I don't feel comfortable going there with a Black friend because I feel like they're going to spit in our food.
ummmmmm
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pretty much everything
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Why should you follow society's norm? Do whatever you want. I don't give a fuck about what other people think of me or say to me.
posts like this.
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People with no concept of time. I love my best friend dearly but seriously man....telling someone you'll be there in 20 minutes and coming 2 hours later is a no-no.
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People trying to one-up you when you skate.
People complaining about the music at the skatepark. (Example, I was playing som good Cymande, and some kid comes up to me and starts complaining. He was wearing a Him t-shirt.)
Cymande is the shit, 2nd.. if he's wearing a him shirt, chances are he doesn't like them/never heard their music & just runs it cuz of Bam.
bet he had an Element board too.
maybe some purple trucks? a couple leather wrist accessories? ahah.
i hate Stingy people, especially ones that you help out alot, like a friend who bums cigarettes or you always lend them a buck & change for food..
& they wont even give you ride without asking for $1.00 for gas to go a few blocks.
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no tp when i go to shit
gang bangers running around on the mini n shit
black chicks fighting in the hall im trying to get through
black guys fighting in the bathroom when i have to piss
emo chicks who walk past the park a hundred times
that stupid kid at every park that everyone hates
those stupid dcs you find at payless
all-over prints
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people actually saying the words buttery ass, or steezy to describe something
i hate when guys listen to their mp3s so loud that it becomes your problem
and i dont like when people at the skatepark sit on ledges, even if im not planning on skating it it still pisses me off that their sitting down on it
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girls that wear sunglasses all the time, especially those big bug-eyed kind.
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I hate it when people show off their wealth. I don't give a fuck if someone has a Rolex or a BMW. It's just when I hear someone show off and say, "Hey, bro. Check out my new Z4." This happened to me earlier today when I was at Target, when I was putting stuff up in my car. My friends aren't the same as they used to be.
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rain
work
the nerdy fuck at work
snapping laces
shit socks with no elastic, hate pulling them up every 5 minutes when i skate in them
new socks when skating
the annoying kid at the park
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mayo
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mayo
Amen and mustard too.
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wind
injuries
blue balls
dumb people
stupid people
ugly people
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haters, pessimism
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haters, pessimism
fuck you
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Wayfarers
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When people over hype themselves/take themselves too seriously
anyone who preaches about their faith or religion
people who only want to film when they skate
when people ride my ass while im driving(bothers me so damn much)
when im hungry but undecided on what to eat
When people have that horrible stale smoke smell on them after they smoke a cig(or when people smoke next to me)
people who only talk about getting drunk
anyone who constantly talks about how much pussy they get
I really could go on and on, a lot of shit bothers me.
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people with blatant ignorance and miseducation with no regards to "fixing" their "problem"
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Wayfarers
Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them. I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me. Know what grinds my gears?..
When people make "gangsta" comments about my rolled up right pant leg. Do you not see the bike helmet in my hand? Have you even seen anyone, aside from cyclists, roll up ONE pant leg since 1993? I bet if I walked around with greasy pants you'd make a stupid joke too.
Actually there's only been one dude to make this crack, but I work with him and he's said it 10 times already. He also thinks skateboarders = punks... even though I'm the only skater he knows and I'm just an emo pothead who sings songs sang by girls.
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-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
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-my hair touching my neck when i take a shit. weirds me out.
what the fuck is wrong with you?
HAHAHAHAH
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Haha, I can fully understand being sick of seeing them. I just think they're the only shades that don't look dorky on me. Know what grinds my gears?..
It just bothers me when I see kids at the park with them. I guess it is more of a hipster thing. However, if you want Wayfarers, get the legit ones, which are Ray-Ban's because they do not look like shit. However, most people cannot afford to pay $100+ for sunglasses.
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"I have to go to the atm machine"
Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine
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Tonight: Cloudy with a few showers. Low near 50F. Winds N at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 30%.
Tomorrow: Considerable cloudiness. Occasional rain showers in the afternoon. High 69F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 40%.
Tomorrow night: Overcast with rain showers at times. Low 51F. Winds light and variable. Chance of rain 60%.
Wednesday: Overcast with showers at times. High 72F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
Thursday: Chance of showers. Highs in the low 70s and lows in the low 60s.
Friday: A few thunderstorms possible. Highs in the low 80s and lows in the upper 50s.
this is not good. FML this week
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"I have to go to the atm machine"
Oh really you dumb bitch? The automated teller machine machine
Hahaha! This made me laugh really hard.
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I don't have pet peeves, shit pisses me off instead.
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pretty much anyone who's driving a car other than me. several times a day i feel the urge to stop my car and kick in a window.
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noticing out of the corner of your eye that someone is staring at you, but they look away when you turn your head. after a few times i want to go over and shake the person
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people gettin bummed when asked to share
when in a skate video some one is skating a line and then they push like theyre going to continue their line and it just cuts
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fat people who've "totally tried everything to lose weight, but it's just genetic/i'm big boned" but by some mysterious coincidence everything they eat is fried.
obnoxious dog people - like your fucking rottweiler jumps out and almost bites my dick off, and you just laugh b/c "isn't scruffy just the cutest?" bitch, i didn't sign up for your gay dog getting in my space. control your fucking animal. same goes for kooks bringing their dog to the skatepark. i know there have to be some of you on here. fuck you. i hate you.
old people always winning the lottery and still keeping their door greeter job at wall-mart - can someone please win for once who'll actually enjoy the money? fuck.
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fml, epic win/fail/lose/die
non-signalers, stupid signalers, stupid parkers, stupid bikers
people who do a presentation and end with: "Uhh... and that's it" and laughs like it's really funny, people who decide to continue spinning/moving around in their seats even though they know it's making the sound of wretches or something (same with knee shakers that make some annoying sound but refuse to stop)
fasssssasdas
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hypocrites
people who talk loud to start a story and get the attention to them
when someone pretends not to see you, and then does the ol' "ohhh heyyy", fuck off with that
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People driving slow in the fast lane, from granny to truck drivers.
People that are loud or fucking with their phones in movie theaters. I've nearly gotten into fights because of assholes with no movie theater etiquette. Anyway, I don't go to theaters anymore. I let shit escalate until it's ruined for everyone.
Super petty: when people confuse "lose" and "loose" and their variants (loser, looser, etc). That particular mixup makes me stop for a second every time I see it unlike other spelling/grammar mistakes that I see. I'm not a grammar nazi, nor do I call anyone out on it because it's so common, it just makes me stumble when I'm reading for some reason.
Chanel: There's a lady at work that wears this, and I only know that's what it is because she wears a lot of it and one of my co-geeks at work knows for sure that that's the scent. The shit doesn't smell like perfume to me, it smells like some sort of industrial strength hospital sanitizer... like that's what those little red biohazard trashcans at the Dr's office should smell like. I shit you not, you can track this woman down in the labyrinth of my office just be smelling. Shit gives me knife-like headaches.
People telling other people they need to "work on their style" in reference to skateboarding. That's just stupid... you don't force style, style is something that you just have, whether it's sketchy or buttery.
People at red lights that stop two car lengths away from the car in front of them (not counting people that stop to prevent blocking parking lot/drive through entrances). Whenever someone in the other lane does that, I try to get my car in front of it even if I don't need to be in that lane, fucking assholes.
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people who don't curb their dogs...its fine you want to have a pet but why do i have to deal with its shit?
broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.
messy people in my apartment...i'm not your mom/dad so clean your own shit up.
people who drive by me 100mph so they can get to a red light faster...whats the point?
people who honk at me when i'm on the other side of the street...i want to kill these drivers.
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kids at the park who land the trick i'm trying then beam me and give me the "i landed is first i'm better than you" look
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos begging me to let them tattoo me.
people with shitty jailhouse tattoos who think we have something in common because i have tattoos
emo/hispster/scene whatever you call em kids thinking we have something in common because i have both sides of my lip pierced.
that asshole in my math class who never pays attention and talks to me the whole time. goddamnit i'm trying to learn leave me alone.
my ex-girlfriends best friend who always trys to start more shit
i could go on forever
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Those are your pet peeves?
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just some of the most recent ones
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broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.
whoa cool bro you must be a hella nice bro to treat your bros like that bro.
what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?
fuck you. stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.
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that god forsaken lizard king account
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i love this thread
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- people who try to give pretentious pronunciations to their common ass name
- people who try to cut in traffic but suck at it and end up sitting at a dead stop on the freeway with their blinker on causing a traffic jam. if you turn on your blinker when trying to cut, you've already fucked up dumb ass. isn't it obvious that you shouldn't give people a heads up that your about to cut infront of them? i mean come on.
- people who introduce them self with first name, last name and a firm handshake. like i'm even going to remember your first name.
- kids who film at the park and then post up in the middle of the course to review footage
- people who bitch about bad luck but are really just unorganized
- service people who don't pay attention so you have to repeat everything to them over and over again. i've actually written stuff down for people before to break this cycle.
- mongo pushers
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impatience, the word chill, stingy people, complainers, asian children, those who live scared, god over science.
boyfriends' that mug around hoping someone is staring at their girl for confrontation.
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asian children
>:(
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you may blossom into wonderful adults, but as children, you fucking shout in this unusually irritating tone and cause panic.
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people asking about my "ink" or "TaTtz", fuck off they're called tattoos.
flatspots
little kid beamers, little kids in general for that matter
breaking in shoes, board, or trucks
i know theres more too
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elevators, holy fuck how i hate riding in elevators and the assholes who try and start conversations with you in there
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broke people that want to hangout...if you're broke just stay home.
what, too high and mighty to lend a nigga a buck?
fuck you. stingy assholes are my pet peeve. that, and taking up 2 parking spaces with a normal/small car.
whoa bro, you must be one helluva bro claiming you're broke all the time and having the rest of your bros pay your way, bro.
theres nothing worse than a beggar who calls people cheap.
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what kind of self-respecting, grown man would use the word stingy. seems to imply that you mooch
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the word "stoops", loud people, uninteresting weed people, rambling drunks.
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kids who learned how to speak english from the berrics
dudes who put on a really gay voice when talking to their grandma or girlfriend
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People who always tell me my taste in music sucks but jump at the opportunity to go through my iPod and listen to it, only to shit talk the music right after
Whenever people send one word replies via text messages.
Almost everything girls do.
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just little things that piss you off.
People that can't spell well.
dust
toilets that aren't flushed.
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the sound of people packing cigarettes.
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when people eat something and you can hear every single chew, crunch, slurp, and gulp
and i absolutely hate it when someone snaps and screams at you, and later on they act like nothing happened at all, trying to be cool with you again.
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lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.
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When I kick in some motherfuckers door, catch him getting dome from a 7 year-old, and they pretend they don't know who I am, or why I've got a camera crew filming them.
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Fatasses who take the elevator to go up/down a single floor.
Slow cars in the far left lane.
Old people driving cars in general.
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I have too many of them, but people who type "defiantly" instead of "definitely". Two different words.
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girls that wear sunglasses all the time, especially those big bug-eyed kind.
Oh man I hate those. It's pure false advertising. Most of the time they look hot until they take them off and you realize they were hiding their ugly face. Same with push up bras....such a let down when you finally get the girl to take it off.
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lack of turn signal use.
bikes at the skatepark.
And when people drive for miles with their turn signal on and you are behind them waiting for them to get over.
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- Drivers who although there is a warning saying "Right Lane Closed 500 feet" plus a line of cars they insist on speeding right up to where you literally can not go any farther in that lane and then assume somebody has to let them over.
- When my door is closed someone comes in and then leaves and does not close it back.
- When someone leaves the very last bit of something like say cereal or milk and you're left in a Craig situation from the movie Friday.
- Girls
- Children
- Birds
- Getting ready to pop for a trick and realizing my board is backwards it throws me off.
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- people who bite your tricks
- overuse of the words buttery, steez and homie
- small talk
- annoying hipsterfags who are worse than girls and gear check constantly
- girls with too much vanity
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Lots to list but this is all I can think of right now
-people who drag their feet, walk pigeon toed or duck footed
-text measaging, fucking just call someone
-cellphones in general and peoples reliance on them, house phones are just fine
-when people say "that's jokes" insted of "that's funny"
-people who don't understnd when to use "your" and "you're"
-when I'm on the streetcar/bus/train and there's a free seat beside me and another one row infront of me and someone I don't know chooses to sit next to me when I've got my backpack on that seat
-the current popular uses for the words win, fail, epic and true
-family guy and it's horribly constructed plots
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my cat is named peeves.
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is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves
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The words epic, fail, beast, clutch,
people who wear those puffy ass neon osiris'
people who get into an argument who have no inclusion in said argument and just want to hear themselves speak.
stubborn motherfuckers.
people who brag about getting pussy/high/drunk.
people in high school that claim there lifes are "all about music" because they own an iPod.
EDIT:
the overuse of smiley faces, especially if you're a dude talking to another dude.
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is it really? cause i also named my cat peeves
it peeves me that your cat's name is also peeves
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- the cops in my city give you tickets for shit you couldnt tell you had wrong
-wheelbite
-scene bitchs
-this girl that kinda stalks me
-jocks
-my hair when it is near my eyes
-when my magazines come late
-my grandmother
- Tea (Baggers) Party
-stanky bitchs
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young people in general
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people in general
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snitches and bitch ass niggas
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stingy people, fixie riders, bladers, bmxers, random kids that go to the park to hang out
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people who hog the laundry carts. if you're clothes are still washing/drying, you don't need to hold down the cart.
people who honk for no reason. it never makes anyone go any faster.
people who litter. how hard is it to throw your shit in a garbage can?
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fucker who play my guitar without asking
black berry/i phone
sideway cap
benny in the summer
people who brag about getting pussy/high/drunk.
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people who name drop actors and think that said actors are doing the world a great service by making movies. i hate just about everything about movies. the money that goes into it, the ego it gives the people involved, the way so many people talk about them as if its a concrete thing as opposed to a giant self jerk-off for the director/actors. i felt like tropic thunder portrayed what i'm talking about to a t.
hummers and anyone who drives one. so many better vehicles to put your money into but no, you wanna be the biggest most noticeable asshole on the road. the least you could do is get one of the old military style ones.
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hummers and anyone who drives one. so many better vehicles to put your money into but no, you wanna be the biggest most noticeable asshole on the road. the least you could do is get one of the old military style ones.
bad drivers
racist people
extremely narrow-minded people
when girls play stupid fucking games, god i wish i could just shake the shit out of one every now and again
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People who tell stories that lead to no where just to hear themselves speak.
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raw cotton, i.e. cotton balls. the way it feels, the way it sort of squeaks....i want to barf. although this isn't quite a pet peeve, more of a weird reaction.
I feel the same way about any type of wet paper. It grosses me out.
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overreaction/exaggeration
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*Any variation of the word "nollie cab". That's like a "fakie nollie!
*All commercials....mute.
*Absence of grace...door slammers, heavy footed walkers etc.
*"Do you have permission to skate here?"
*No turn signal
I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.
I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)
Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)
Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)
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*Absence of grace...door slammers, heavy footed walkers etc.
oh man, THIS! especially in an apartment.
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when you put you stuff down at a park, someone else puts their stuff RIGHT next to it, when there's plenty of other spaces.
when someone walks off with your skate tool, I dont even bother bringing one to parks anymore.
people who watch you skate
people who talk shit for no reason
kids that are really good
skaters that come to the park in dozens
slow walkers
anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance
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People constantly changing the music at parties, especially when it's at my house and they don't ask. Maybe I'm petty but I've blacklisted people for that.
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Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.
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When cops ask you if you know theres a skatepark at the town. Yes, theres a fucking skatepark but I dont want to be there all the time.
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people who name drop actors and think that said actors are doing the world a great service by making movies. i hate just about everything about movies. the money that goes into it, the ego it gives the people involved, the way so many people talk about them as if its a concrete thing as opposed to a giant self jerk-off for the director/actors. i felt like tropic thunder portrayed what i'm talking about to a t.
yes, plus same for tv shows
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Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.
i'm guilty of this and i'm not all that good. :P
once any park starts getting packed, its a free for all and i'm not waiting around to take my turn, thats when you start getting snaked. i just keep it moving and try not to stop for anything. as far as i'm concerned, if you stop you're in the way and as long as i stay moving i'm not ruining anyones good time.
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Any older skater at a park who thinks that they're so good and don't have to wait there turn.
i'm guilty of this and i'm not all that good. :P
once any park starts getting packed, its a free for all and i'm not waiting around to take my turn, thats when you start getting snaked. i just keep it moving and try not to stop for anything. as far as i'm concerned, if you stop you're in the way and as long as i stay moving i'm not ruining anyones good time.
I'm with ya on that one.
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Anyone who doesn't respond to texts. I didn't send you a message to not get a response, jackass. Same goes for phone calls.
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anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance
wtf does that mean?
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When fat chicks brag about how huge their boobs are, acting as if nobody notices that everything about them is huge, and that their boobs are proportional, nothing special, and attached to a hideous fat chick.
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Spanish teenagers have made a collective decision that everyone on the train/metro wants to listen to their shitty music blasting on their cell phones.
I also hate seeing people driving around with no shirt on.
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anyone who uses the phrase "O.D." to describe anything and everything, at any possible chance
Overdose, like you took things too far or something.
It sorta reminds me of when people say stoops and think they sound cool as hell, bums me out.
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people that cling to lil waynes nuts
using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches
girlfriends that don't understand skating.
when people get surprised that a wild animal escapes from the zoo.
ghetto time.
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I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.
I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)
Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)
Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)
What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.
I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.
Anyone who doesn't respond to texts. I didn't send you a message to not get a response, jackass. Same goes for phone calls.
Hate this. There's this one girl that I'm pretty sure I'm very compatible with, we have a lot in common and whenever we have longer conversations, they're always interesting and shit, but she sporadically will text me back. And I don't even text her often, just whenever I'm bored. But then she complains whenever people don't call/text her back, or ditch her, or whatever. That amount of ignorance and hypocrisy drives me insane.
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I get seriously pissed when I hear a song I like used in a context I hate or when a song I love is covered by a band I hate
Examples:
Rape of Ian Curtis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOpHOPFuvg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPOpHOPFuvg)
Rape of one of the finest musical sections of one of the finest films in aimation history
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Gu9gbH8zE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5Gu9gbH8zE)
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*No turn signal
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Organization
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I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.
I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)
Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)
Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)
What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.
I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.
*Passive aggressiveness. People who act like they are kidding but are actually serious.
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using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches
OCD much?
And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time". I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.
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using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches
OCD much?
And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time". I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.
i think it is. i also hate using table spoons. it has to be one of those small teaspoons.
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I love this thread and could go on forever. I even made a couple videos with the C1rca dudes on this subject.
I think Frank's is the best. (can't embed...it's called "Harshin' Franks Mellow" near middle of page)
http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php (http://www.c1rcacombat.com/site/index.php)
Gravette
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/05/18/gravettes-pet-peeves/)
Sierra
http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/ (http://c1rca.com/mainline/index.php/2010/04/06/sierra-talks-smack/)
What kind of shit is this? Just post the videos. No need to say you had anything to do with them. Asshole.
I'm just giving you a hard time. These videos are pretty funny.
*Passive aggressiveness. People who act like they are kidding but are actually serious.
Except I was kidding.
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I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).
Same with cd's, it happens quite frequently that I lay in my bed and turn on the lights to check if they're still in alphabetical and chronological order.
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people who say "hecka"
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"win/fail" "epic win/fail" "full of win/fail" "so much win/fail"
Oh yeah, my roomie and bosses can go to hell too. As they seemingly have no purpose other than to make me miserable.
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when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.
can i get a little alone time here bro?
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people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.
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when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.
can i get a little alone time here bro?
Dude, I just sit it out and wait for my 'neighbour' to leave when that situation arises. It's so damn annoying.
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people that think someone is cool based on the fact that they smoke pot.
people that hold grudges.
when someone i don't know touches my hair.
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people who take up two spots parking on the street because they stop in the dead middle of a huge spot. i seriously want to knock their mirrors off.
this happens to me daily so i've learned to simply curse them by (car) name. every day with out fail there are atleast 2 would-be useable spots if people were the slightest bit aware of others. the best part of this is when it happens (which is every day) it adds a 5-8 minute walk to my morning.
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The T-Shirt police on the fucking SLAP website ::)
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The new and stupid trend of calling food "sexy."
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when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.
can i get a little alone time here bro?
Fuck that. I push it out quickly and leave before they can exit the stall and identify me. that'll learn 'em good.
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The other day I had a long drive and a song came on that made me want to go fast, but I got stuck behind grandma. Sometimes, there's nothing more irritating than listening to a good song while going 30mph in a 40mph with 120 miles left to drive.
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using the same cup twice for 2 different sorts of beverages
when my food touches
OCD much?
And when I read you saying "ghetto time" I thought I read "good time". I thought, "clearly this dude has never been in jail.
I cant stand when people say this. Thanks for reminding me.
I also dont like when im in the car with someone who drives like an asshole, or like shit.
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Chicks never texting you back
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vegetarians who think they have legitimate opinions on restaurants that serve mostly meat dishes (like Mexican or Brazilian)
your opinion on the restaurant as a whole is not valid if you're only judging solely by the one little veggie option on the menu
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I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).
you stopped at exactly the right time
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I hate it when my brother used one of my Simpsons dvd's and doesn't put it back in the right order (season 1 on the left, season 10 on the right).
you stopped at exactly the right time
ha, I stopped at season 8.
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when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.
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when someone uses an odd number of bread slices. it messes up the rest of the loaf.
That is when you need a Scotsman to eat the heels.
Or a Viking.
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when i go to take a shit during work, just sit down, and my co-worker, who sits right near me all day long, comes in and sits in the next stall to take a shit also.
can i get a little alone time here bro?
I hate when you're taking care of business and some guy the next stall over is grunting and groaning while shitting. Its real grimy
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When people try to talk to me while I'm on the toilet. Don't do that, please.
Also, static hair.
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people trying to sell me stuff at a skatepark. are we at a skatepark or are we in Tijuana?
Greenpeace volunteers bugging me when i walk into Trader Joe's or Whole Foods? "Do you have a minute for the environment?" Do you have a minute for a shower?
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Cardboard, anything about it, the feel of it gives me goosebumps.
Sketchy kids.
People who can't text right, like "R U @ home" and shit like that.
Those pants that a lot of chicks wear with no back pockets, I can't stand that.
Spending two hours on a trick just to snap your board when you stick it.
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responsibilities.
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little kids sliding on the mini while you're trying to skate.
kids 14-16 that do shit to piss you off knowing that you can't really punch them in the face.
texts really early in the morning or past midnight.
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
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fat girls who smoke cigarettes.
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Backseat drivers
Fat chicks who wear shorts/fat chicks in general
The sound of a crumpling water bottle/bag of chips
Dirty fingernails
Women with super high pitched voices
Men who wear birkenstocks
Hippies
Cops
Know-it-all's
Sloppy drunks
Drunk drivers
Fake people
People who brag/glorify their gratuitous cocaine use.
Lazy people
Trust fund who've never held a job, yet tell me how to live my life.
Pretty much everything annoys me.
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
use the moisture from your vagina.
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I have a "friend" who lives two minutes from a beautiful lake with a man-made beach. He's never even seen it. He told me yesterday that he's not interested in going because he doesn't like lakes with "sand and people". He probably has backne or something, but he's still a fuckin baby.
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People that have openly admit they've never been to the skatepark they are currently at, and then proceed to challenge who they think are the oldest/best people there to a game of SKATE.
Accidentally putting on that one pair of pants that don't fit right in the crotch so every time I bend down to do a trick I separate my balls. It just sucks because I usually don't realize it until I start skating. Ruins the entire day unless I feel like driving back home to change.
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
(http://www.gripgum.com/images/explained.jpg)
I don't know personally, but it looks like your best bet.
- shoelace belts
- people who stare (It gets extremely annoying at skateparks.)
- shoes with shoelaces tucked in...get some fucking slip-ons instead.
- fake people
- people who brag about smoking weed, drugs, anything illegal, etc.
- shitty, mainstream rap (mainly Lil Wayne)
- Berrics dickriders
- people who constantly talk about board size
- guys who talk about how big their dicks are
- stuck-up chicks
- people who don't chew with their mouths closed
- chicks who wear spandex (fucking teases)
- skinheads/racists
- people who talk politics all the time
I get easily pissed off, even though I won't show it.
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something. i fucking hate that
trying to sell a car and people lowballing the fuck outta you sucks dicks too
Dirty grip is the worst, anyone here know how to clean drink stains off of grip?
use the moisture from your vagina.
And burn!
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Picture sigs
sorry
i dont mind waiting for people except when someone says "ill be there soon" to not piss you off, and then they come fucking 2 hours later. just say how late you'll be
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and my friends who dont skate or have a job, but get pissy at me cause i dont have time to hang out with them and do nothing. and they are like 24 25 years old and get money for rent and living from their parents, if i say get a fucking job they get all depressed
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people trying to sell me stuff at a skatepark. are we at a skatepark or are we in Tijuana?
Greenpeace volunteers bugging me when i walk into Trader Joe's or Whole Foods? "Do you have a minute for the environment?" Do you have a minute for a shower?
haha. the people stocking shelves at my local trader joe's are always high as fuck, unashamedly red-eyed. i'd appreciate if they at least tried to pull it together a little bit.
- smug british people
- mouth breathers or people with wistling noses
- 16-20 year olds who think they've got the world figured out and insist on letting everybody know that they are:
- vegan or a vegetarian
- pro-choice
- an activist of some sort
- trashy magazines and the the people who read them
-"satanic" craze...please.
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Mother fuckers not respecting my personal bubble while in public. Don't bump into me, don't step on my toes, if I'm laying down, don't step over me. Watch where you're fucking walking, and go around.
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-when someone thinks something they said is funny so they repeat it even though nobody else lauged.
-when you do something well or do more than expected and somebody points out something you didn't do. i won an award for a picture i took and the first thing my step mom said was "there a hair on the lens." Fuck Off.
-when someone tells me to get a job. oh i'm sorry. i like being broke all the time.
-smelly vaginas. clean your shit.
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urinals
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I guess this belongs in "Real Confessions," even though I'm not ashamed of it. But, it does pertain to urinals. I used to piss about a foot away from the urinal, so it wouldn't splash at me. In fourth-grade, I was pissing in a urinal and apparently it was making so much noise that a teacher came inside the bathroom and was like, "What the fuck?" I guess the piss was bouncing all over the place, except at me. Then, my fourth-grade teacher, who was this fat bitch, started yelling at me after she was told what happened, and made me clean up all the piss in the bathroom.
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-drunken people being so psyched on doing something when they are drunk, but never following through with it sober
-girls that talk about their problems like they are the only people with them
-sequels that ruin a movie franchise for me
-sweat in my eyes
-socks that run into my shoes
-stepping on a wet floor in socks
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The sound of a crumpling water bottle/bag of chips
The fact that people can get away with charging for water annoys me.
-smelly vaginas. clean your shit.
No no no, shit comes out of the anus, not the vagina you silly boy.
EDIT: Sidewalk cyclists are another one that comes to mind right now. Especialy when they expect me to move for them. No I'm not moving for you you sack of shit, get on the road. I bike on the road why can't you, you stain.
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Ironically, I was about to post that cyclists on the road piss me off. My problem is when I have to drive 5 MPH until I can switch lanes and then overtake the cyclist. Because I face this every time I drive, I bike on the sidewalk. When people are walking. I'll stop to the side and wait for them to pass.
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i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
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bitches in general, 20 yrs old and still getting it wrong.
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i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
I wish my city had bike lanes, considering they have a shitload of money, but use it on stupid shit such as: hanging flower baskets around the city, 100K sculptures, etc. All the surrounding cities have them.
I really hate it when I see a fat chick wearing those sweatpants from Victoria's Secret that say "PINK" or "JUICY" on them. The worst part is that I'll notice that it's a fat chick, avoid looking, but the glitter on the pants makes me look anyway.
Also, I hate how the mailwoman doesn't come at the same time everyday. Sometimes, she delivers at 10 AM and sometimes she delivers at 3 PM, and any time in between that.. The day of the week has nothing to do with the time she brings the mail.
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When the bathroom floor is wet. I told my 9 year old sister the proper way to dry off when I walked into a puddle, but my 21-year-old roommate? The last thing I want to do when I go to drain is to have water soak half my sock. Should I pour part of my beer on the floor of the kitchen? No, so dry yourself the fuck off before you step onto the floor.
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shitty looking griptape like scratches, mud, pop or beer stains or something.
i am in on this! i like my griptape clean as fuck
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pigeons... they suck
the person who used to live next to me never used his balcony and some pigeons decided to move in on it, the pigeons then proceeded to shit all over my balcony... the guy moved but the pigeons took a lot of convincing (god damn homing instinct), i taped up all the little nooks and crannies but they still kept coming back... only last week did they stop coming to my balcony...
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Snorers. Or better yet, people who fall asleep way too easily and anywhere AND snore.
I mean, when a girl kinda snores a little, it can be pretty cute, but otherwise...
My grandma has sleep apnea, and when she doesn't wear her breathing machine at night, you can hear her snore (and stop breathing) everywhere in the fucking house.
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No no no, shit comes out of the anus, not the vagina you silly boy.
EDIT: Sidewalk cyclists are another one that comes to mind right now. Especialy when they expect me to move for them. No I'm not moving for you you sack of shit, get on the road. I bike on the road why can't you, you stain.
your posts are a pet peeve of mine... they hurt my eyes.
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when you take your shoes off and the sole gets folded out.
em, relapse sucked! his new shit sucks but every car that passes by has his music playing and only his.
people who crave attention but hide it by saying shit like tell me how this looks.
people who sit bitch and smoke. fuckin ash me and im gonna punch you in the neck.
ex girl friends that are totally down for you and stuff when you dont want to see them ever again.
when you walk into a cvs for an arizona and theres only one cashier but the place is packed with them red vested assholes.
people that use you.
people that are being used.
those hip teachers that you would have that dont give a fuck about you.
people that act gay to impress the ladies.
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-phone tag.
-little girls that Photoshop their pictures so much that it's just a bunch of stars and shitty colors.
-being sticky.
-Excessive tanning.
-sitting in a room full of people smoking cigarettes with no window. Cool, i love dying from YOUR cigarettes.
-Looking on youtube for a song and all i can find is shitty covers.
-When people get drunk/high instead of skating.
edit: when people won't stop asking questions while watching a movie. if you shut the fuck up then maybe you would know.
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Mother fuckers not respecting my personal bubble while in public. Don't bump into me, don't step on my toes, if I'm laying down, don't step over me. Watch where you're fucking walking, and go around.
Man, if you'd just stop passing out in a heap on my front steps, I wouldn't have to step over you all the time.
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-when someone says "i can't find (whatever item they're looking for)" but all they did was look in their pockets.
-guilt trips. My mom just guilt tripped me into skipping the Bob Dylan concert in kc to go to her boyfriend's boxing match because "everybody in our family is inconsiderate and he drove all the way from Dallas." Sometimes you piss me off mom.
-When a girl cries for no reason. Shut up!
-when someone keeps trying to add you on facebook. If i didn't add you the first 5 times i probably won't add you the next 10 times.
-When you clean a room and someone comes in and fucks it up with you standing there.
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i almost doored a dude coming out of a bodega yesterday because he was riding his bike on the sidewalk. the worst part was that the street i was on has a bike lane. it's called a sideWALK for a reason, dumbshit.
On the bike topic. I fucking hate cars who just won't pass you, but instead drive up super close and make you feel bad for not being motorized and going 50km/h. I'm driving as far on the side as I possibly can and two cars would fit next to me, so fucking just pass me.
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That happened to me today. The dude basically followed me the length of the street and then drove up next to me at the intersection. I had to turn left, he wanted to turn right so I had to cut him off as he was turning. It felt better than yelling, which I usually do...
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I hate roommates (or people in general) that don't ever refill the ice trays. Instead of taking 10 seconds to break the tray, dump it in the reservoir, and fill it back up, they take individual cubes out or the tray, ultimately leaving no ice for drinks. WHAT THE FUCK!? I really don't understand how people can be so lazy/selfish.
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when somebody is running late but they decide to call you and talk to you. it's like shut up and get where you're supposed to be.
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.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they
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Fake people
People that need to be in the center of attention
Bad drivers
People that expect to do something 24/7
Bragging about sex, drugs, and drinking
People that don't know shit about geography
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i hate tall tales. my friend lies to my face everytime i see him. he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more. a new story everytime we meet and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime
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i hate tall tales. my friend lies to my face everytime i see him. he's said hes fucked his spanish teacher, a 45year old bitch when he was 19, stepmom, step sister, ex gf and gf at the same time, and many many more. a new story everytime we meet and hes not joking, he really expects me to believe it everytime
i have a friend who does the same shit. im at the point where i just go along with it even though in my head im thinking "what a load of horse shit, fuck just stop"
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bitchin about shit
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
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people talking during movies need to be shot
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people who name their kids similar sounding names
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
you sure about that?
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
how the hell is that a pet peeve?
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.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they
holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere
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The sound of styrofoam as you take it out of a box and it rubs along the sides, gives me shivers.
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
This drives me insane.
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.
Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.
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When my girlfriend gets out of the shower without drying off then walks around leaving little puddles everywhere and then I step in one wearing socks and they soak up all the water.
When there is a cockroach out and about and I get the blowtorch ready but then the nozzle of the spray can isn't pointed directly through the flame and I just end up spraying the cockroach with aerosol.
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.mayonaise
.bannanas
.skaters more concerned with getting clips than actuall skating
.high school
.seeds
.late pay checks
.driving
.new shoes
.second hand ciggarette smoke
.when people propose an idea to you already pre-medditating what your gonna say
.when people say their too blazed too skate
.texting while driving
.and lastly when your at a red light and in the right lane wanting to turn right on red but the car infront of you is going straight so you have to wait...how could they
holy shit theres another version of me out there somewhere
haha hell yeah
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High School.
sorry if they are friends and they are walking together and happen to be black.
Well most of the times they tend to just be together just to fuck with one person.
And I think it's impossible to hate your own race.
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn120/Juno_Beach/gifs/thats_racist.gif)
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People that talk shit on people all the time.
A group of black dudes walking together. (No Im not racist)
When I scratch the bathtub floor. (it's like scratching a chalk board)
Violence for no reason.
High school.
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People who drive in their cars with no shirt on.
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-Jerk boys wearing spaceman boots.I hope they all die.Slowly
-Skatepark robots
-Chris Cole Kid
-Fat bitches complaining about love and why they cant get a guy
-People updaing their Facebook status a 20 times a day
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i hate it when youtube videos that are parodys say in the title "Parody of..." or "Spoof"..
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Here are a few good ones:
-People who pretend to be down to do something but then ignore your phone calls - its like if you're not interested in doing business/chilling/whatever then fucking say so or at least don't say you are and waste everyone's time.
-Being the one driving to all the spots and waiting 10-20 minutes for your friends to come outside when they know you're on your way.
-Unwanted text messages conversations.
-Being around my father - especially when he's drunk.
-Talking to 5 different customer service people with the bank/cellphone company etc. and getting 5 different fucking answers.
-When someone calls you and then doesn't answer when you call them back 5 seconds later.
-Employers/managers/bosses who use ambiguous or vague language to avoid making promises, and/or immediately go back on any actual promises they mistakingly make.
-People who are down for open bigotry.
-Observing the way humans interact in dance clubs makes me moderately suicidal at times.
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
I know man >:(
Me and my brother share a room.
When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.
I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
I know man >:(
Me and my brother share a room.
When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.
I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
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i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
I know man >:(
Me and my brother share a room.
When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.
I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
This shit makes me see red.
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It seriously flicks a switch in my brain and makes me want to start killing.
People who eat with their mouths open are the absolute worst.
I was in a restaurant the other week and there was a woman with her two children literally eating like this guy on the left.
(http://stuff.gmodsauce.com/avatars/chew.gif)
The fact she was a grown ass woman and had children yet still ate like a fucking baby made me want to go over to her table and stab her with my fork >:(
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i have a friend that calls and asks if i wanna hang out. when i say yeah he says "cool! i'll be there in like 5 minutes"
it's usually an hour and a half later when he shows up. sometimes the dickhead doesn't even show up or call back
i bet you're really stoked to chill with him once you've been waiting 2 hours too!
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Bad parents. Especially the ones that make their kids brats and the ones that let there kids roam the store, restaurant, etc. They just let their damn kid to explore the place and they get into shit. and the parent is aware but are too lazy to do something.
Hipsters
Guys that wear sandals, I don't know why.
Sweatpants
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It fucking pisses me off when my roommate leaves his door open, playing shitty music like Kid Cudi or Lil Wayne, while watching TV in the living room. His speakers are loud, so I can hear that shit even though my room is twenty feet away, with the door closed
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Messy houses or cars.
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when my roomates dont do the dishes. wash whatever your done with after you eat. dont leave it for 2 days guys
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People that smack their food and eat loudly need to die.
I know man >:(
Me and my brother share a room.
When he eats it sounds like he's slurping some monster cock or something. He sounds like a damn pig.
I don't want to sound bad for telling people to not eat so loudly, so I usually just put on my headphones and turn up the volume. Or play my guitar and turn the volume up
this makes me cringe so bad every time especially if you're a guest at someones house and they're the ones doing it.
that was one of the biggest contributing factors in one of my break ups once
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chewing with your mouth open is fun and i think it sounds funny! i laugh when i hear someone chewing with their mouth open
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Shitty workers. Everywhere I go, I watch people take shortcuts, steal from employers, complain constantly, or have a general poor work ethic. Shit bums me out. People act entitled these days, like them being at work is doing you a favor.
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^ I'm sayin man. Laziness really bugs me. I almost feel bad for how lazy some of my friends are. The other night my friend drove home wasted from my apartment to his like 3 blocks away because he didn't wanna walk--that kinda shit is just pathetic.
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i hate it when you're at an intersection, or driving down a narrow road, and there's another car trying to go the other way. you both come to the same place at the same time.. and the other person "politely" lets you go first by signaling for you to go, but they do it in a bitchy rude way, quickly waving their hand impatiently.. it's like "i'm being polite letting you go first, but i'm going to be a little bitch about it and be bossy at the same time".. when people do that (it happens a lot in my neighborhood for some reason) i just mimic them and do the same thing with my hands
i know, it's kind of a complicated one
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My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.
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My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.
I hide mine in one of the many cabinets under my bathroom sink, in the corner but still easily accessible when the downtown train's in a rush. I live with 6 other dudes, so once word is out that I have moist wipes, there'll be lootin' going on.
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"Respond back."
Some dude at work manages to say this daily. What the fuck do you think "respond" means?
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"Respond back."
Some dude at work manages to say this daily. What the fuck do you think "respond" means?
Just respond twice every time.
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My roommate using all my WetOnes, then I take a heavy dump and spend three times as long with reg. toilet paper. God damn that grinds my gears.
I hide mine in one of the many cabinets under my bathroom sink, in the corner but still easily accessible when the downtown train's in a rush. I live with 6 other dudes, so once word is out that I have moist wipes, there'll be lootin' going on.
I'm in the same situation with my Clorox wipes. Mooching is up there on the list.
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socially awkward expressions of others
too much wind, fuck the wind, breezes rule, but a giant invisible force pushing back against you? Fuck that.
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Sutter & Yuba County >:(
And People who take their anger and frustration out in the form of slamming doors and doing things with overtones of hatred, angry dishes, laundry etc. Or people who use religion as a shield and act like it some how makes them different, when they're just as bad as before. Tweeker ex girls, Shitty Cpu's, I cant record shit with this computer.
Friends who just seem to like besting you at everything and downtalk, play-off anything you can do, for no apparent reason.
But for sure YUBAFUCKINGCITY
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People who get on elevators that are almost empty and have nothing in their hands and ask me to hit their floor button.
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i hate it when people find out you're sick and treat you like you have the plague "oh don't touch me! get away from me!!!" .. like they've never been sick before. when did this become socially acceptable?
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When I take a shit at somebodies house and they have the toilet paper going under instead of over, I have to fix it so its going over. I don't know if that's a pet peeve or just my OCD.
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When men drive around in their cars with no shirt on. It's unacceptable for most women as well.
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when you get into the right most lane to turn right and there is a car wanting to go straight even though there were 2 other lanes with no cars in them. Every fucking day before I go to class.
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When men drive around in their cars with no shirt on. It's unacceptable for most women as well.
Ha, I do this. I close my shirt in the door partially after skating so it dries off.
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I work at a restaurant. It is incredibly irritating when there are plenty of clean available tables and people gravitate toward and sit at a dirty table. Then they give you that somewhat blank 'are you going to get this shit off this table?' look, like you're the one blowing it. Usually I just make jokes about it and act like I am going to reuse the last peoples silverware or something mildly unnerving like that but it's a bummer.
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Oh, yeah, and getting out of the shower then needing to take a shit.
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When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.
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When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.
just wanna say hi bro
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When I go grocery shopping and I see somebody who I've never met before say "What's up Bro!" to me and I've never me them before in my life. I don't know, it just irks me. Don't expect me to respond to you man.
just wanna say hi bro
I just looked at him and kept on pushing my buggy, I was ready to get my beer and pizza.
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when people assume you're upset/pissed off just because you're being quiet - not everyone is loud and extroverted 24/7
(related is what someone else mentioned about people talking to you when you're reading/have headphones in)
If you know the person well that can be a sign they're not feeling normal. If they are quiet in class, movie, or something then it's understandable.
On a related note, I hate my classmates at college. They assume I'm so quiet and never talk because I sit there a listen to what the professor has to say. I may not even say a word the entire class, unless someone ask me something or I have a question. I believe there's a time and place for everything. I'll be myself outside of class and be serious in class.
When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John. Why the fuck didn't they just name him John if they're going to call him that.
People that live and breath texting.
Girls that are too flirty
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When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John.
Or Rickhard.
Girls that are too flirty
Pffff, no such thing.
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If you think about how you walk, its gonna fuck you up. You will never swing naturally again.
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If you think about how you walk, its gonna fuck you up. You will never swing naturally again.
Fuck you man
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People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.
People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.
Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!
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People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.
People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.
Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!
You get mad when people flash their brights to get you to move over and people who honk, yet you hate passive aggressiveness?
I hate slow drivers.
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people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop. how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended? 10,000?
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people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop. how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended? 10,000?
people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
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i usually put some sugar in if it's my first cup of the day. i drink my coffee super strong so it would be pretty harsh on my stomach without any food
that said, i take coffee pretty seriously and only drink the good shit.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
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people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
How about some egg?
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
I was that person until I started smoking. Now I realize what a little bitch I was.
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People who tailgate and even worse is those that tailgate and then start flashing their brights to make you go faster. I usually just slow down.
People who honk not to prevent an accident but to let you know you fucked up driving. Then they give you that face like you are the biggest moron on the planet. C'mon! We all make mistakes driving.
Passive aggressiveness. Just say what is on your god damn mind directly!
You get mad when people flash their brights to get you to move over and people who honk, yet you hate passive aggressiveness?
I hate slow drivers.
Fair enough. I am referring to passive aggressiveness in social interactions. There really isn't a way to be passive aggressive in a car that I can think of. And yeah, I drive slow!
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
I don't smoke either but people need to chill the fuck out. Yeah smoking causes cancerblahblah but you don't need to ban it from places.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.
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They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.
I live in SF and I smoke all the time just walking down the street and nobody has ever said anything ???
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
how about people who got asthma ? or like myself trigger alergie ? smoke bother some person really bad. it ruined countless outdoor rock show to the point i just gave up on them. people who where perfume and smoke in public places or either ignorant or asshole
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They actually banned smoking here in all commercial areas in 2008 meaning you can not smoke on sidewalks, even if you are 20 feet from a building (this is a CA law itself) if you are within a certain distance of a business. Although, I am not even sure if the law is still around because I haven't seen it enforced.
I live in SF and I smoke all the time just walking down the street and nobody has ever said anything ???
By "here" I am talking specifically about Berkeley, and as I said I have never heard a thing about it again after it passed and never have seen it enforced.
http://www.ktvu.com/news/15711444/detail.html (http://www.ktvu.com/news/15711444/detail.html)
edit - and do you have a link to your gif? My GF loves shit like that.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
If it's a legitimate thing like that then I would gladly not smoke around you but just the people that bitch and moan then no, I'll do it wherever I please.
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people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
How about some egg?
If its hardboiled, you're strizzy..
Actually, if you put raw egg in your coffee then you are eligible for additional respect from me. That is just gnar un-leashed.
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edit - and do you have a link to your gif? My GF loves shit like that.
boom. If you get laid because of this, I want nude gf photos.
Adorable! Pit Bull CLEANS Baby Bunny (Cottontail Rabbit) in HD. Bunny & Dog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GEzD6wh8o#ws)
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
same thing happned a week ago, but not 60 feet away, more like 20.
I was in the bus stop (3 walls) having a ciggy when this woman walks up and sits down. i respect she may not want smoke in the bus-stop so i move about 20 feet away and smoke outside, whel i looked back she was covering her mouth and staring at me like i was trynna kill her... some people
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My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.
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When you're at a stop light and the car in front of you keeps moving up leaving a space between your car and the one in front. Some dumb bitch yesterday stopped, moved up two car spaces the entire time the light was red.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
same thing happned a week ago, but not 60 feet away, more like 20.
I was in the bus stop (3 walls) having a ciggy when this woman walks up and sits down. i respect she may not want smoke in the bus-stop so i move about 20 feet away and smoke outside, whel i looked back she was covering her mouth and staring at me like i was trynna kill her... some people
I'm a non-smoker and I really think people overreact, like the women in your examples, that ticks me off too. But a lot of times it can be actually disturbing. If I'm just sitting somewhere catching a breath while skating and someone comes sitting next to me, lights a cigarette and the smoke blows in my face I'll ask them to go stand somewhere else too or to at least try and keep the cigarette out of the wind or something. That's just basic hierarchy, I was there first so I don't think I should move just because you want to enjoy your cigarette there.
And when I'm eating, then I'll ask politely to move too depending on the situation. You just can't enjoy your sandwich with cigarette smoke in your face.
As for myself, if you take cds from my shelf, don't even try to put them back untidely or in a different order, I WILL DESTROY YOU. Same thing goes for skate mags, Thrashers DO NOT belong on the same shelf as Transworlds. I hope my brother's reading this.
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When people bitch about cigarette smoke. If you don't like it just move ten feet away and you'll be fine.
Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
if a fucking sheltering suburban mom would give me crap for smoking on my doorstep i would do the sames as you.
but i was talking about public places. a place that i have to stand there and endure, like bus stop for example. if i,m at the skatepark and someone light a cigarette i just stfu and go away. i don't care, i don't need the skatepark. but i need to stay to fucking bus stop or ill miss it and there is like 6 people smoking. JUST FUCKING WAIT LATER gawdamn
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Face tats.. I don't know why they bug me. But they do.
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-neck tats
-fat hipsters in skinny jeans
-people who stop on a red light, in the right lane, with no cars around, when you want to turn righ tbehind them
-kids that dress like certain pros
-people who say "must be nice"
-people who dress and act like they are rich professionals, when they are actually just crackheads living check to check.
-fat girls with face only profile pics on fb. who are you kidding, i'm 2 clicks away from seeing the truth.
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people who go on a rant about facebook when i say i dont have it
people getting in your way on purpose when youre skating sidewalk
people who give you a dirty look when you pay with a coupon
when someone rips the label off a bottle a little bit, either fully off or fully on
people shouting EAST COAST when we live in a town in england miles away from any fucking coast
when people try to get into arguments about terminology, fakie manual bieng switch nose manual etc.
when my socks are different lengths
when im trying a trick and someone says "come on man its easy"
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people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop. how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended? 10,000?
people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
Oh get off your high horse you pompous fuck.
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Lately I have been getting super annoyed by the word Fail. People around me don't say it or anything but if I hear someone say it about something that went wrong it sends the almost like a pinched nerve through my body.
Oh and people who bike on the sidewalk.
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Eternal victims.
Not refilling the coffee maker.
and the having to shit after the shower thing is the worst of the worst.
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people who don't stick up for themselves. push overs.
burn outs saying stuff like "man, you're so lucky" when really it's hard work that got you there and you know they don't do anything to help themselves.
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My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.
the worst is telling someone your plans and them telling you its gonna rain. it just bums me out so much, especially if you decide to not go out and its beautiful all day
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I went to a party of all hippies last night (didn't know it was a hippy party until I got there). They all act like they are these 'free spirits' but the level of pretentiousness, pompousness and self-consciousness was through the roof. I didn't stay long, so yeah, hippies suck.
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people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop. how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended? 10,000?
people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
Oh get off your high horse you pompous fuck.
Fuck.
that.
IF I WANT TO COME UP WITH ARBITRARY RULES AS TO WHAT MAKES A "REAL MAN", THEN THAT'S WHAT I AM GOING TO DO.
THIS IS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND YOU'RE OUTTA HERE!
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-people who say "must be nice"
must be nice to be up on your high horse, looking down on people who say that
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when people assume you're upset/pissed off just because you're being quiet - not everyone is loud and extroverted 24/7
(related is what someone else mentioned about people talking to you when you're reading/have headphones in)
On a related note, I hate my classmates at college. They assume I'm so quiet and never talk because I sit there a listen to what the professor has to say. I may not even say a word the entire class, unless someone ask me something or I have a question. I believe there's a time and place for everything. I'll be myself outside of class and be serious in class.
When parents name their kid a name, like Johnathan, but call the them John. Why the fuck didn't they just name him John if they're going to call him that.
People that live and breath texting.
Girls that are too flirty
This happened at my last job, where everyone assumed I was some anti-social weirdo for keeping to myself and doing my fucking job. They were freaky and I didn't want to be friends with most of them.
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ive been moved to the front desk at work, which means that i have to answer the phone among other things.
something thats been anoying me since i started is this conversation that happnes all the time
me: hello magna carta college
them:hello...
me: yes hello how can i help you?
them: uum... sorry?
me: this is magna carta college, how can i help you
them: uum is this magna carta college?
me: yes, who would you like to speak to?
etc...
all the fucking time
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My panties are in a bunch over shitty predictions of the weather.
the worst is telling someone your plans and them telling you its gonna rain. it just bums me out so much, especially if you decide to not go out and its beautiful all day
Totally agree.
I think it spawned from when I was little and would wake up and see snow on the ground and ask my mom if it might be a snow day and she'd say "no".
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- People who ask me what's wrong, or why are you so quiet? What if I don't feel like running my mouth all the time?
- The girls/guys who put emotional life/Look at me i'm hard quotes on Facebook.
- My phone not being in my front right pocket, if it's anywhere else I just can't get on with my day.
- People without good smokers etiquette
- Females who act like straight up trash
- That one person who takes forever to order something to eat when inside the place. It's like they've never been there before and have to scan over the whole entire menu 2 times to just think of one thing to get.
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moving to california and getting bad looks and vibes from the locals at skateparks
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and the having to shit after the shower thing is the worst of the worst.
dude, every single time!! whats the deal with that!
- People who ask me what's wrong, or why are you so quiet? What if I don't feel like running my mouth all the time?
i get the same thing. to quote eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
"constantly talking is not necessarily communicating"
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People who clip their toe nails in front of me.
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people who go on a rant about facebook when i say i dont have it
people getting in your way on purpose when youre skating sidewalk
people who give you a dirty look when you pay with a coupon
when someone rips the label off a bottle a little bit, either fully off or fully on
people shouting EAST COAST when we live in a town in england miles away from any fucking coast
when people try to get into arguments about terminology, fakie manual bieng switch nose manual etc.
when my socks are different lengths
when im trying a trick and someone says "come on man its easy"
im from california and i hear that shit all the time.
the same dudes who say that also talk down to dudes who actually go out and skate because they have this "im more core than you"
mentality... these are also the same dudes who call everyone "hipsters" but they are actually the "hippest" faggots around.
fuck all of you and go skate
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People that smoke weed and glorify it in the most annoying way possible. A shiver went down my spine when I heard this chick say "420 dude!!" and then went on to talk about how awesome 420 is. It's usually just teenagers.
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People that smoke weed and glorify it in the most annoying way possible. A shiver went down my spine when I heard this chick say "420 dude!!" and then went on to talk about how awesome 420 is. It's usually just teenagers.
THIS^!
That also reminds me how I hate when people act like doing hard drugs is some type of game. I have a friend who would think this is some type of competition, you kidding me? Go keep doing that and see how fast you lose you're life asshole.
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limp handshakes, just feels horrable
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limp handshakes, just feels horrable
That and nothing worse than an awkward/ ill-performed handshake with someone you dont know that well
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I hate when people just stop walking in the middle of a walking area.
Especially when they are talking to each other but they dot face each other which makes me think they are going to keep walking and then I end up uncomfortably close to them.
And when they stop in front of the escalator.
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Fuck this one pisses me off. I am not even a consistent smoker but people are just pussies these days. I live in Berkeley and people are hardcore anti-cigarettes here. I had a woman holding her nose and waving her hands in front of her face staring at me while she was at the bus stop... and no joke, she was at least 60 feet away from me.
but i was talking about public places. a place that i have to stand there and endure, like bus stop for example. if i,m at the skatepark and someone light a cigarette i just stfu and go away. i don't care, i don't need the skatepark. but i need to stay to fucking bus stop or ill miss it and there is like 6 people smoking. JUST FUCKING WAIT LATER gawdamn
yeah, why can't all those ignorant assholes cater their lives to your shitty lungs and bad genes? WHAT A BUNCH OF DICKS
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Ridiculously loud car stereos.
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Ridiculously loud car stereos.
Agreed, some dumb ass a few houses down always has his car stereo on max when he drives.
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Zombie thread.
I like hearing about pet peeves because it's always good to find new things to be irrationally angry about.
This one is pretty specific. I bring it up because I was watching some astronomy show and they often imply a logical fallacy when talking about the goldilocks zone of habitable planets within a solar system in order to appeal to laymen. It's a pet peeve of mine. On these programs they'll often have the narrator or guest speaker say something like, "How lucky are we that our planet is in the goldilocks zone?" or, "Imagine if we didn't live in the goldilocks zone." The thing is, living in a habitable region of space isn't some fortuitous circumstance. We exist because we are where we are, not in spite of it. And if some extraterrestrial creatures originated on some celestial body that was not in what we'd deem a goldilocks zone then where they came from would be their own habitable zone wherein they came into existence because of the various factors present on their home. You know, like a place that was perfect for their brand of life. Luck has nothing to do with anything. Come on scientists, you're fucking scientist, speak like fucking goddamn scientist!
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When people say "like, literally..."
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Elitist group-think within forums and sites such as these. It's a topic that's been beaten to death and, yes, I'm beating a dead horse. I'm just tired of seeing posters on here, especially ones that have been around for a while, give newer posters shit for having a differing opinion (one that isn't some moronic non sequitur) on brands, pros, etc. that are in high regards on this site. There's a reason this is a forum and we, as humans, have the ability to form our own opinions. Now, I'm just rambling from lack of sleep, so I'm done.
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i dont know if these count as pet peeves or just mild annoyances, but whatever.
i hate it when people take about the weather EVERY SINGLE DAY like its huge news. yeah, its cold and there is snow on the ground and the roads are icy. its been that way for two straight months now. theres no reason to talk about it anymore.
i work in an open office with 3 or 4 others depending on the day, so if someone its talking, or doing anything loud, everyone can hear it. it drives me crazy that two of those people think its totally fine to blare their music, or whatever theyre listening to/watching online. i listen to music sometimes when i work, and i watch plenty of youtube videos when im not busy, but i have the courtesy to put headphones in because i know that nobody else wants to listen to whatever im playing. its not a party here, so we dont need a DJ. and i dont want to be the asshole who has to go tell the boss that so and so's music is driving me crazy, or that so and so is watching the news at full volume and i cant hear myself think. or when someone from another office comes into ours because they want to "chit-chat". most of the time, especially if im busy, i dont want to talk to anyone, so when someone comes in our office and starts chatting about something stupid like the weather or what the fuck happened on american idol i get pissed.
i hate when people fuck with my settings on shit. like my computer, my stereo, my phone, whatever it may be. just leave it alone if its not yours.
theres a ton of things my girlfriend does that drive me crazy, but theyre all stupid things about how she cooks, or that she makes us dinner and we have to share the plate. its awesome that she makes me dinner, but sharing meals on the same plate is not my thing. i dont want to have to worry if im leaning over too much, or if im eating more than my share. i dont know if she doesnt it so that we eat small portions, or if its more intimate for her, but drives me crazy when she does that shit.
she doesnt set the timer on the microwave or on the oven, so she constantly burns shit. she also does too much multi tasking while cooking, which leads to burning shit. its not that hard to set timers, i dont know why she doesnt. i tell her too all the time, but for some reason shes very anti timer. she doesnt like the ding or the buzzing noise.
she also tends to over season the shit out of everything. when we first started dating we started cooking a lot, and i think i payed attention and she didnt really get it. i also follow recipes where she just looks at the ingredients and makes it up, thinking its going to be better because she put her own spin on it. so she really doenst have a decent understanding of what seasonings go well with different foods, or the different ways to prepare different things. she just grabs all the shit and loads it up with spices. she also insists a lot on having dinner done when i come home, which means she ruins more meals then she would if i were there. dont get me wrong, its great having someone who cooks for you and has dinner ready when you come home, but a lot of times i cant help but think that i couldve made it better if she wouldve just waited for me to get there and help.
sorry for my shitty post. im working on a big project at work that i hate and its got me kind of pissed off and stressed.
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......or that she makes us dinner and we have to share the plate. its awesome that she makes me dinner, but sharing meals on the same plate is not my thing. i dont want to have to worry if im leaning over too much, or if im eating more than my share. i dont know if she doesnt it so that we eat small portions, or if its more intimate for her, but drives me crazy when she does that shit......
I might be missing something here. But unless you only own one plate, that's got to get frustrating and annoying.
I would swing the other way and keep eating the whole fucking plate until she agrees that having separate plates is probably the way to go.
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I complain a lot
Dudes who bring chicks to the skate park and try to show off.
People who drink at the skate park and can't handle there alcohol/ act a fool (couple dudes guilty at that around here)
People who call everybody a hipster for doing something out of the norm.
Adults who dress like they're still highschool
Shitty vibes at skate parks/ shops
Dudes at parks who think they get a pass at snaking people because they're filming
Trashy titty tattoos on hot girls
People constantly who have their eyes glued to their phone screens
And saying "we out here"
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she doesnt set the timer on the microwave or on the oven, so she constantly burns shit. she also does too much multi tasking while cooking, which leads to burning shit. its not that hard to set timers, i dont know why she doesnt. i tell her too all the time, but for some reason shes very anti timer. she doesnt like the ding or the buzzing noise.
This right here. This right here is the shit I hate. All my goddamn family members do that shit. Set the goddamn timer, morons! Also, my drunk ass, loud mouth, food smacking uncle who never closes doors/cabinets behind himself always leaves the fucking lights on in every room he leaves. He never shuts up either. I love you, Uncle D, but you're so annoying.
All my family members love shitty television too. They wonder why I don't hang out with them in the living room. I'm not trying to watch the latest episode of "Starving Models", "Rap Wives", "Redneck Towing", or "Judge Angry Black".
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When people put the fucking toilet paper roll on so that it rolls under instead of over.
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the sight and sound of people chewing with their mouth open, particularly when overweight people do it
in other words, every time i bump into my fucking roommate eating.
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I don't know if I ever posted this here but, dudes who drive around with no shirt on really piss me off.
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I don't know if I ever posted this here but, dudes who drive around with no shirt on really piss me off.
Had a good laugh at that
"That said"
"With that said"
"That being said"
"Having said that"
"With that being said"
"With that having being said"
These phrases get on my nerves
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people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
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people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
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people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
People who use abbreviations that require a visit to urbandictionary.com in order to understand.
Just kidding. I got a Laugh out of this.
Did have to visit urbandictionary though.
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Double negatives.
People who say "Mind as well" instead of "might as well"
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People who walk around reeking of BO and try to justify it with some bullshit anti-deodorant speech. I don't care. You stink. Do something about it.
People who can't take the hint when you're being quiet don't feel like talking, so they just talk more and louder in an attempt to get you talking.
People who stare at you like a moron and stay standing in your way when you're clearly trying to get by them. Instead of making me say Excuse me while I'm while I'm carrying a load of shit, how about you just gtfo of my way.
I have stop myself here.
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Brat little kid spits on people (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rtq2n2qgP4A#)
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Dudes at parks who think they get a pass at snaking people because they're filming
fuck snakes.
fuck park footage.
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people who care which way the toilet paper roll is supposed to go. shut up and wipe your fucking ass.
Oh my you and I would NOT get along no sir.
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you dont wipe?
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you dont wipe?
Oh I wipe like a motherfucker.
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creepy old guys who sit beside and really close to much younger girls on the bus and everyone can feel how uncomfortable they are, I seriously want to kick them in the face!
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i don't know if i've already posted this here
honestly one of my hugest pet peeves - that makes me enraged, and i can't even deal, even though i guess it shouldn't - is sitting at a restaurant and the table is uneven, and teeter totters. and you have to ask someone to come fix it or get a napkin and fix the leg yourself.
if it gets fixed, i'm fine. and i can move on.
if people at the table just say "it's ok" and try to continue eating at said table, that is teeter-tottering, and almost fucking spilling our drinks, it drives me absolutely fucking crazy. to where i will demand that we move tables, or leave.
life is hard
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When someone is giving a really long winded or poorly articulated explanation of something, and you are trying to convey that you fully understand what they are getting at, but they insist on spending another 5 minutes trying to make you "get it".
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People who stand still on small escalators.
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I might slowly walk down an escalator, but to hell with walking up them, the stairs move for a reason. An escalator ride is what, 15 seconds? Just chill out. Escalator rushers are just as shitty as people who tailgate dangerously close thinking they`ll get there way faster. Or people who stand 6 inches behind you in line, breathing down your neck. Or waitresses who think telling cooks to rush and staring at them, will make them go faster instead of slower.
Yeah, being hurried is a huge peeve of mine.
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the sight and sound of people chewing with their mouth open, particularly when overweight people do it
in other words, every time i bump into my fucking roommate eating.
Damn, seriously! If there's one thing i can't stand it's people chewing with their mouth open. Do you not hear yourself? Do you think that isn't bothering anybody? Have some fucking class and chew with your mouth shut like a normal person with values. Fat people are very guilty of this, and I lose it even harder because their fat and I'm a shitty person. Gum too, fuck gum. It's like smacking food that never goes away. That's goddamn ignorant.
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people who can't understand my accent and say 'what' all the time. also when people use 'ghetto' to mean low budget. does your cheap ass whatever remind you of a bunch of similar people stuck or living in the same area? most slang is general is pretty bad. wiggerz. any kind of puddle cause i live in perennial fear of rusty berrings.
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This relaxed "Background" parenting style that is so popular these days. I work at a restaurant and some of the messes these kids leave are ridiculous. The parents just don't seem to care when their children are running rampant in public and turning a table into a shitshow.
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when i worked at a call center id chew gum on the phones all the time and people would be like are you chewing gum like all offended lol
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If there's one thing i can't stand it's people chewing with their mouth open. Do you not hear yourself? Do you think that isn't bothering anybody? Have some fucking class and chew with your mouth shut like a normal person with values. Fat people are very guilty of this
You sound like a little trust fund schoolboy bitch
lol! that shit is fuckin gross though
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I hate when people attempt to end an argument by saying "Well, life isn't fair". No shit life isn't fair, it doesn't give you license to be a dick. You see, striving for fairness, equality, honesty, these are the things that make a good person. When you tell someone to shut up because life isn't fair so you don't have to be either, you're saying I give up on this issue and resolve myself to be shitty because it's easier or I need to feel like I won.
Fair warning: I don't recommend any underage users to say anything I said in response to their parents unless they want to have their ass kicked.
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People making left turns that feel the need to cut right abruptly before making the turn.
Life not being fair.
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(I work in education)
What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.
Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.
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marine mammals
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(I work in education)
What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.
Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.
Don't know about the microwave, but I worked in a place where the coffee maker caused a fire so you may want to thank your wife on that one.
I hate the term "It is what it is."
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(I work in education)
What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.
Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.
I have a long English class taught by a 70 year old woman who has gone over the same poetry section 3 classes in a row. READING THE SAME SHIT FROM THE TEXT FOR ALMOST 8 HOURS. She ordered the wrong book at the start of class, she has also yelled at us for not turning in assignments that she forgot to assign. Sometimes my phone is the only thing that keeps me from slamming my forehead in to the point of my pen Monday and Wednesday afternoons. That's the only class where I fuck around on my phone.
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(I work in education)
What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.
Also my wife unplugs the microwave and coffee maker when they aren't in use. I understand the mentality but 1. electricity is not a finite resource and 2. I am willing to pay the extra $1.35 a year to keep the microwave telling me what time it is.
I have a long English class taught by a 70 year old woman who has gone over the same poetry section 3 classes in a row. READING THE SAME SHIT FROM THE TEXT FOR ALMOST 8 HOURS. She ordered the wrong book at the start of class, she has also yelled at us for not turning in assignments that she forgot to assign. Sometimes my phone is the only thing that keeps me from slamming my forehead in to the point of my pen Monday and Wednesday afternoons. That's the only class where I fuck around on my phone.
I get that classes can be boring. It's fucking boring listening to someone talk for an extended period of time, especially if they're doing like that old broad does. I teach animation though and that shit is cool. You don't go to a class like that if you don't already have an interest in doing it, you know? You asked me to teach you how to animate, and that's exactly what I'm doing, so put your goddamn phone away and listen to me. (Not YOU you, the queen's you)
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what really gets my grundle is people deleting my fb comments. sometimes for reasons of 'offensiveness' and other times for no good reason. censorship is american and that's why france is better than us.
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When my rep goes down, it's like you guys don't get my ingenious observations
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people who dont put the dvds back in their fucking cases. when i play a dvd, i put the case on top of the dvd player, so that way the next person who comes to play a different dvd doesnt have to search for the case when they need to put the one thats in the player away. id say a good 100% of the time, ill come to the dvd player and sitting on top of it will be a case, then on top of that will be the dvd that goes in that case because someone was too fucking lazy to open it and put it away. let alone put the whole fucking package back where it belongs.
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That's a good one JB.
Instead of taking out the trash, or even taking the full bag out of the can, my wife has a tendency to cram even more shit in to and on top of said full can so when I go to take it out the shit spills all over the floor.
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-Getting tapped on the shoulder
-when someone leaves an empty box of something in the fridge/freezer
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Wet socks. Stepping in a puddle will ruin my day. Also can't stand people who wear white sunglasses
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Also can't stand people who wear white sunglasses
haha. i love it when i see someone with that kind of kit. white oakleys, monster hoodie, backwards fox racing flex fit and some white puffy DCs. its pretty white trash where i live so i see people like this everywhere. my favorite is when they wear the sunglasses backwards like this.
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People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
Folks who carry around floss picks and pick their teeth in public with said floss pick
Fucking pajama people, it's 3pm put on some fucking clothes. Colleges and stores all the damn time.
Sandals/flip flops
Headphones everywhere
People who play loud music on their phones in public and same goes for really obnoxious ringtones/awful songs
Dudes with long crusty fingernails
Eco/Hippie Jesus Hipsters
People who dress in what they think is classy or representational of having money, but are broke as fuck all the time (think the modern rap dude with a bunch of shit on him but can't buy his newports or cigarillos)
Excessive loud car stereos period
Harry Potter fans
Articles in the form of a list
People who do not own books
Overtly picky eaters
Vegan bacon
Hookah smokers generally the 16 - 23 year old or the college variety
Smart Car drivers aka a motorized roller skate for two
Celebrity worship
Overalls and excessive camo
Jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
oh and anyone who wears these:
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i fucking HATE jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
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i fucking HATE jailhouse flamboyancy as a celebrated character achievement
Powerman 420_69_187 RIP Wayne Static
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People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
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People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
Not sure I understand that one either
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People who use ground level escalators (i.e. airports, etc.)
Not sure I understand that one either
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walkway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moving_walkway)
they're pretty useful if you're in a rush, speeds up your pace at least 50%
let's see if i can get some stuff here
- clickbait articles
- people who hesitate to step on an escalator, acting like they're neil armstrong or something
- people not staying in the imaginary lanes when skating flatground
- 100+ page book being $30 and 400+ being $6
some day i'll go full martin luther and post a big list, but not now
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Vegan straightedge hardcore: fuck it, no one cares. Labels are for soup cans (Yeah Pappalardo!) West Philadelphia punks are awful.
Talking aloud about your sexual endeavors in class: Never cared, but your talking aloud so I do care. Eat Glass?.
G Pens: It looks stupid
Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.
Nirvana: That band was never good. John Sharkey III of Clockcleaner said it best, "That band is dog shit". How you wore Flipper shirts and liked good music and came out sounding like you did is beyond me.
Spitfire Formula 4 wheels that have three white wheels and a colored one. I don't get it.
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food trend hopping people. i swear the majority of people who eat shit like kale, quinoa, anything gluten free, organic, free range or farm raised do it more so because its hip instead of because its good for you. i went 26 years without ever hearing the word quinoa, then one week at work its everyones new staple. same thing with gluten free shit. for years everyone is fine, then the media starts telling people gluten is bad for you and now im hearing tales from 30 something year olds of how theyve recently discovered that theyre gluten intolerant. give me a fucking break.
craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.
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^once you go IPA you never go back
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Nirvana: That band was never good. John Sharkey III of Clockcleaner said it best, "That band is dog shit". How you wore Flipper shirts and liked good music and came out sounding like you did is beyond me.
Preach.
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Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.
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food trend hopping people. i swear the majority of people who eat shit like kale, quinoa, anything gluten free, organic, free range or farm raised do it more so because its hip instead of because its good for you. i went 26 years without ever hearing the word quinoa, then one week at work its everyones new staple. same thing with gluten free shit. for years everyone is fine, then the media starts telling people gluten is bad for you and now im hearing tales from 30 something year olds of how theyve recently discovered that theyre gluten intolerant. give me a fucking break.? ?
craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.
Nailed it!! Craft beer people do my fucking nut in! everything you said is pretty on point
even though I quite like the music of Nirvana
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people walking slow in front of me
playing music/game from your mobile without earphones
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Wearing Joy Division shirts and not knowing shit. Love Will Tear Us Apart is not on the Unknown Pleasures shirt your wearing.
similarly, college freshman girls wearing that one Ramones shirt. always looks like the wardrobe they pick for the cranky teen daughter in movies where the family has to uproot and move to a new town.
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craft beer people are fucking ridiculous too. dont get me wrong, it tastes good, but ive seen a lot of people faking the funk when theyre drinking some goofy ass micro brew that costs 9 bucks a glass. maybe im just a cheapass, but i dont need a tulup shaped glass and an inch and a half of foam to enjoy a beer. the people who do know what theyre talking about are even worse because they'll start talking to you like you know the lingo and everything there is to know about brewing and want to talk your ear off about it.
yes, yes, yes. agreed 100%. I used to live with a kid who was super into craft beer and tried brewing his own from time to time. Kid was an idiot. drinking oatmeal stout out of a brandy snifter and trying to preach about the fucking aroma of chocolate coming from his glass. Also tried to fill a keg with his homebrew (nothing from the brew kit was ever sterilized), forgot about pressure, and the thing burst from the top one night, coating the ceiling with partially fermented lager.
Coffee snobs are also incredibly annoying. I work at a third wave coffee shop because I was tired of cooking and wanted a new skill set. I constantly have people asking me if our seasonal espresso has flavor notes of raspberry or stonefruit. If you want the flavor of raspberry, eat a fucking raspberry.
Also, the joy division comment made earlier is spot on.
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jb you sound like a passive aggressive asshole, wall of nasuea ur def one
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when amateur youtube video makers ruin perfectly good videos by putting really over the top, heavy handed music that's supposed to tug the heart strings more. like an AT&T commercial or something
like this
http://gawker.com/baby-celebrates-first-crawl-with-a-little-dog-kiss-o-1654983947 (http://gawker.com/baby-celebrates-first-crawl-with-a-little-dog-kiss-o-1654983947)
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jb you sound like a passive aggressive asshole, wall of nasuea ur def one
probably. i know im being whiny and dramatic in this thread, so that probably boosts the assholeness.
passive aggressive, sure, ill own up to that. im definitely not an outspoken asshole.
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people who dont put the dvds back in their fucking cases. when i play a dvd, i put the case on top of the dvd player, so that way the next person who comes to play a different dvd doesnt have to search for the case when they need to put the one thats in the player away. id say a good 100% of the time, ill come to the dvd player and sitting on top of it will be a case, then on top of that will be the dvd that goes in that case because someone was too fucking lazy to open it and put it away. let alone put the whole fucking package back where it belongs.
Fuck those people!
What the fuck are you going to college for if you don't want to be there? This shit is expensive and you're wasting my fucking time coming in here, fucking around on your phone all day, and then saying "wait what was that part about..." I want to choke the life out of you.
Fair play but if you're a shitty teacher and not engaging your students with interesting material then you're wasting our time by standing up there. One example, I was taking history of graphic design in Philly and the class was 4 hours long (normal for my school, met once a week for four hours for each class) and this class was at 8am in a room with no windows and the teacher had a monotone and turned off the lights for four hours of slides. I think a few people passed the class and many people didn't bother showing up to the final.
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people who take for fucking ever at the sugar / creamer section of the coffee shop. how many times do you need to stir your coffee before you feel it's sufficiently blended? 10,000?
people that use cream or sugar in coffee.
Women kind of get a pass, but if you are a man, and do not drink coffee black... I have no respect for you.
I have no respect for people who like pugs, except Joey Brezinksi but he's got those manual tricks down solid
also on the list
- people who don't clean up after themselves
- asshats who sit right at the spot I'm skating
- Longboarders who see me and give me a nod or something because I'm skating too. Fuck you! Get off your board
- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
- skaters who snake tricks and then try to high five you
- non skaters wearing skate gear
- magazines and pros like Thrasher, Transworld, Shuriken Shannon, etc. giving people like Lil Wayne and Justin Bieber attention because they skate
- park heros
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"I have no respect for people who like pugs, except Joey Brezinksi but he's got those manual tricks down solid"
-Natek the pederast
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The term "life hack"
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the word epic
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The term "life hack"
I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
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I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
Seems that way. I can't get on Youtube without seeing the thumbnail of this one dude with a stupid face offering "10 skate hacks"
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- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
sounds like you're stuck in the 90s. You can see someone smoking most substances almost anywhere in big cities
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I read a news article titled "10 travel hacks you never knew" the other day, have people just started using the word hack instead of tip?
yeah, that's Chris Chann, you may remember him from Pros Vs Joes. thanks again, berrics.
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- People smoking cigarettes and/or weed at a skatepark with kids around, yah it's america and you can do whatever the fuck you want to do but let's just keep it away from the kids. You don't see me putting your cigarette out on your tongue, do you?
I don't care about people smoking, just not around little kids. I guess it's just the decent thing to do
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I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.
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- Roy Choi
- tattooed chefs in general / the idea of the "rebel outlaw chef"
- open faced sandwiches
- the slick hair, beard, ray ban glass frames, flannel, tat look (it's tired guys - give it a rest)
- people pushing strollers who assume that you should get out of their way
- people who use the word "delish"
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Watching those that take pictures with their iPad
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Anti-Social Justice Warriors. Maybe it's just because of the sites that I frequent but I find that the blowback against SJWs is larger than the social justice movement in the first place. It's to the point that it's a popular belief that white male privilege doesn't exist at all. Of course there's a lot of SWJs saying the stupidest shit you could imagine in the name of equality, but when men's rights chauvinists and outright racists are getting praised for the hate they spew, it cuts me deep. Whatever though. It's not like I'm doing anything to make it any better.
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Anti-Social Justice Warriors. Maybe it's just because of the sites that I frequent but I find that the blowback against SJWs is larger than the social justice movement in the first place. It's to the point that it's a popular belief that white male privilege doesn't exist at all. Of course there's a lot of SWJs saying the stupidest shit you could imagine in the name of equality, but when men's rights chauvinists and outright racists are getting praised for the hate they spew, it cuts me deep. Whatever though. It's not like I'm doing anything to make it any better.
Just don't read the comments and just succeed at life without concern.
Wait, shit I'm white and possess a cock.
Sorry man, I tried.
There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
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The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
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Social media has been putting me in a rage lately. Here are some choice nuggets.
"dat ____ doe", especially people who throw that shit around on social media all day but I know would sound so unforgivably stupid saying it in real life
"bae" and all its variations
People who take a photo of their mom, dad, girlfriend, boyfriend, friend, kid, whatever, and put it on instagram in black and white and write a super long caption about how much that person means to them. It's great you feel this way about this person but just call them and tell them that, you self-centered fuck. Don't make it about you.
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The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
i laughed really hard at this. but i agree, roosters, or any farm animals for that matter, belong on farms and not in the city or the suburbs.
what bugs me? people who talk to themselves at their desks so that everyone else around them can hear them.
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The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
i laughed really hard at this. but i agree, roosters, or any farm animals for that matter, belong on farms and not in the city or the suburbs.
what bugs me? people who talk to themselves at their desks so that everyone else around them can hear them.
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I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.
this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
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people that feel the need to start every single one of their posts with
y'all
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There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
Those roller derby girls have thick legs and fat asses. Like angrier softball or volleyball girls. This is a good thing.
The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.
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I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.
this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
pine?
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When people say "open your eyes" when talking about things like government or pollution problems or whatever.
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I know this has been a discussed topic a lot on SLAP, but people asking money through crowd-funding sites is getting ridiculous. I saw a guy on instagram asking for 600 for a new lens because his broke. What the hell is going on? So it's ok if you need something new to just ask for money? I understand certain scenarios for big projects, but just because your camera got hit doesn't mean people should give you money for it. I feel like an old man saying how it used to be different back in the day and this new generation of kids are fucked.
this. a fucking kid from my hometown crowdfunded moving expenses to California to "pursue his dream of being a professional skateboarder". pretty sure he ended up with like 1g and is now filming with nigel alexander. make your own fucking money
nah
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People that chew with their mouths open. You make me sick.
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Moms. Not just any mom in particular, and definitely not MY mom... just moms. something about when you get a bunch of them together, their "mom" small talk and their "mom" chit chat really grates my nerves. blocking up the sidewalk by lining up 3 strollers next to each other.
Mom small talk. "how old?" "omg baby gap has these" "his little polo looks so cute!" "OMG are those baby uggs???". being all passive as people say "how cuuuuuuuute".
I hate MOMS
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Fuck these assholes walking their dogs at night wearing dark clothes. I live in a poorly lit neighborhood. I only see them when they're like 5 feet away from my car
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in some "more progressive" areas of the US more people have started to identify as genderqueer, which is something that doesn't bother me, but people who wear it as a badge really bug me
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what does that mean?
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People that chew with their mouths open. You make me sick.
YES! fuck I hate that one, I was going to write it down as well. One of my friends does it and I don't have the heart to tell him
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There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
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The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.
Yes I agree a rooster is dumb as shit. I live in a city and I overheard some couple talking about getting a pig while I was at the vet with my dog.
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There is a skate shop that just opened two blocks from house in the historic district of my city. They carry a ton of NHS and bones shit, which is tight.
They are also a roller derby shop.
roller skates.
roller
fucking
skates.
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The rent-raising yuppie fuckfaces who moved into the house behind me and decided to go all "rustic" and "sustainable" or whatever and get a fucking rooster. Hearing this thing go off every 2 minutes ALL DAY is driving me bananas.
Make a choice: go live in the sticks and farm and realize there is absolutely nothing cutesy and olde-timey about your hard, unglamorous life, or continue to ruin cities by simply existing and living your boring, worthless, culture sucking, app-developing life. You can't have both.
Bottom line, if you live in a city and decide to buy a rooster, consider your rooster fucking murdered.
Fuck that's funny. Not a lot of mexicans in your neighborhood? Growing up it was normal to hear that shit. Pretty sure there's ordinances about farm animals within city limits, might want to check in to it before you kill it. If you do decide to kill it though, shoot the fucker, because a pissed off rooster will fuck you up.
Yes I agree a rooster is dumb as shit. I live in a city and I overheard some couple talking about getting a pig while I was at the vet with my dog.
Shit, that was probably me and my girlfriend. I've been dying to get a pet pig. i knew somebody who lived in an apartment in Portland who had one...it's possible.
PET PEEVE- seeing Kanye West's fucking square face. I'm sick of seeing it EVERYWHERE i go, every time i go online... i see it a hundred times every time I check out Slap, check my email, etc.. FUCK THAT GUY and fuck you for having him in your sig.
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The rampant overuse of "Keep Calm and _____" posters
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The rampant overuse of "Keep Calm and _____" posters
"keep calm and stop gagging"
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My roommate tenderly places toilet paper on top of the roll holder. THE TP GOES ON THE ROLL, NOT "ON" THE ROLL!
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i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty regular, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
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i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty regular, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
Fuck yeah. Seeing tourists walking into a mcdonalds really grinds my gears
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i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty regular, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
that's true, but maybe some of them are like me. i don't have the greatest stomach so when i'm away from home i just play it safe and eat what i know. mcdonalds isn't a great example.. but i wouldn't want to risk giving up a day of vacation to be sitting on a toilet
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i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty regular, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
yeah, i understand people who are picky eaters and thats fine. i was trying to say that going to some place like applebees when youre on vacation is lame. id rather try out the local spots than eat chain food any day, even if its just burgers and fries or pizza or something basic.
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My dad's insistence on using Internet Explorer
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My dad's insistence on using Internet Explorer
my parents refusal to spend their own time learning how to use new technology.
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my mom doesn't love sosa! :-[
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people who read when they're walking down the street. you are just begging to be tripped.
people who blast music on their already annoyingly loud motorcycle.
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people who drink tea in public
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It irks me whenever I see someone standing with their legs spread too far apart. And if they're crossing their arms, that just makes it worse. It's funny, but it's stupid.
Also when a homeless person asks me for change, and I politely acknowledge them but have to say no, and they get rude and dismissive. I always make it a point to take notice of them and respond to them, even if I don't have money. But when they become indignant it needles me, albeit temporarily.
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Road bicyclists. It pisses me off that by law I have to drive terribly slow behind them until it's safe to pass. I also hate that they sport the whole "we have the same rights as cars" spiel yet they don't abide by these rules. They run stop signs, run stop lights, make unsafe lane changes. They do a lot of unsafe illegal shit and at the same time expect cars to show respect. Fuckers
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when people try to serve a healthy or healthier version of something unhealthy. sometimes its actually pretty good, like for example i think substituting spaghetti squash for noodles is pretty good. black bean burgers are pretty good too, but i think of them as something totally different than a hamburger. id say 9/10 times the healthy version is just terrible though. there are plenty of things that are good for you that taste good too, but if you try to make non fat, low cal cupcakes, or pizza with wheat crust, or put a hotdog on a whole wheat bun, youre just ruining the meal. this probably makes me sound ungrateful but id rather just not eat than eat something that sucks, especially when the real version of it is so much better.
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People that brew their own beer that have to remind you how "this one tastes just like VB etc"
Just drink VB if you like it so much.
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Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.
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Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.
in that same vein...
office environment small talk/banter. office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace. i feel like peter gibbons.
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Going out to eat and the people in the booth in front of you sit together on the same side next to each other and face you.
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Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.
in that same vein...
office environment small talk/banter. office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace. i feel like peter gibbons.
i once had a bad performance review at an office i worked at, and when they asked me what was wrong i said: "you know the movie office space? i feel like that. i just come here and stare at the screen all day and zone out"
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Working retail has made me realize how much I'm not down for a lot "normal" white people. Like ones who have really bad humor and too much enthusiasm. This feeling is more apparent when I'm working at my local surf/skate shop.
in that same vein...
office environment small talk/banter. office space "case of the mondays" type stuff is rampant at my workplace. i feel like peter gibbons.
i once had a bad performance review at an office i worked at, and when they asked me what was wrong i said: "you know the movie office space? i feel like that. i just come here and stare at the screen all day and zone out"
i think im pretty lucky with my office. most people are cool but there are a few people who are like that "case of the mondays" lady. this one lady talks to me like im her 5 year old son and it drives me nuts.
what bugs me more than anything is when my older coworkers dont show me as much respect as everyone else because of my age. ive been at this job for 4 years, full time for 2.5, and some people still treat me like an intern. it was my birthday a few weeks ago and someone asked how old i was going to be. i told her 27 and she acted all shocked and said that she still thinks of me as the baby of the office. i asked what she thought about another one of our coworkers who is two years younger than me and she said that she thinks of him as an equal because she has to trust his work (theyre both editors), but im still looked at as the baby because im just a designer. i was pissed for the rest of the day. not that she thinks that someone younger than me is her equal (i look at everyone here as equals), but the fact that she felt that it was ok to flat out disrespect me to my face.
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The totally progressive, self sustaining, BMW driving urban farmers behind my house now have not one, but two roosters. All I have are literally 3 measly feet from my bedroom window to the waist high chain link fence that separate me from my personal Hell. Fuck me, right? The worthless piles of human skin are somehow managing to pull off the difficult feat of gentrifying a predominately white neighborhood, as my rent has been raised due to soaring property values. Stoked!
Anyways, I called the city and found out that roosters are allowed in my neighborhood, but there are some noise ordinances, blah blah. For whatever reason, no one else in the neighborhood seems bothered by them. Not even the "I don't dial 911(with picture of shotgun)", Infowars stickers psychos up the street, or the always insanely pissed off gay couple around the corner. I really don't want to be the shitty angry old man who isn't even old. So I'm just dealing with it.
:'( Boo hoo.
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The totally progressive, self sustaining, BMW driving urban farmers behind my house now have not one, but two roosters. All I have are literally 3 measly feet from my bedroom window to the waist high chain link fence that separate me from my personal Hell. Fuck me, right? The worthless piles of human skin are somehow managing to pull off the difficult feat of gentrifying a predominately white neighborhood, as my rent has been raised due to soaring property values. Stoked!
Anyways, I called the city and found out that roosters are allowed in my neighborhood, but there are some noise ordinances, blah blah. For whatever reason, no one else in the neighborhood seems bothered by them. Not even the "I don't dial 911(with picture of shotgun)", Infowars stickers psychos up the street, or the always insanely pissed off gay couple around the corner. I really don't want to be the shitty angry old man who isn't even old. So I'm just dealing with it.
:'( Boo hoo.
fuck that sucks- im a sensitive sleeper so i always sleep with a loud ass fan on to filter out any noise.
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tiny slow walking people.
especially with umbrellas.
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i dont know if this is a pet peeve, or just something that i think is really stupid, but it bothers the hell out of me when people travel to someplace new, then go and out to eat at chain restaurants. i know i shouldnt care if im not there, but to me the idea of being in some place new and eating at some place that you have back home is pretty regular, especially in this day and age where its not very hard to figure out what are the really good restaurants in any given area. the whole point of traveling to some place new is to get away and do something that you cant do at home, right?
Low budget sometimes. My skatetrips always involve cooking at the guest house. I once went to switzerland. You couldnt eat at a restaurant for under 40 euros per person, so it was Mc donalds and pizza, as I couldnt cook to the place I was staying.
It seems like my country has the cheapest restaurants and take-away food compared to every country I ve been too.
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Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.
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Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.
tell that bitch the only people who think your kids are interesting are pediphiles.
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Breeders. Always showing you their crotch candy, never letting in a word edge wise. Cunt of a coworker told several other mothers I'm selfish for never having children. I love kids, but mothers act like their uterine chum is a grand civil service.
You can't lump ALL MOTHERS in to the same group as this weird bitch.
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-the Facebook "trending" feed is absolute fucking trash
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"should of", "would of", "might of" "could of", etc.
Normally spelling/grammar doesn't piss me off, but goddamn. I see this more and more frequently. You're a real fucking moron if you type this shit out. In what universe does that make sense?
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My biggest pet peeve is when friends show up unannounced.
I have no idea why but it drives me nuts.
Fuckin call or something first.
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When you order a beer at a bar and they open it for you
News stations
IG ads
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Swearing in public so everyone can hear.
5 more points when there are kids around. I fucking hate that shit. Swearing is cool and all, but when you're in public and swearing up a storm, it makes you look like a fucking dick hole. Have some courtesy and respect those sitting around you.
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People who bump shitty music on their smartphones without headphones (usually hippies/high school kids bumping Lil Yung G Boy Thug rap) When people use the word "like" constantly (a pretty obvious one, probably has been mentioned)
When people use the term "literally" incorrectly/constantly
Skate related, I hate when people push up to ledges really slow and attempt tricks that they could not possibly land going at such a speed.
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People "cool guying" me. Which is basically people who refuse to answer text or calls for days, or even just hours, at a time. How fucking busy can you be unless you're a fucking surgeon.
Waiting for motherfuckers. I try to be on time. You should too.
People who don't recycle. It's so fucking easy. A fucking bottle in the trash can when the recycle bin is right beside it. Asshat!
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people who dont put the carts away at the store drive me nuts. but thats because i was in the car one night while my fiancee was in the store and a runaway cart got caught by some heavy wind and plowed into the side of my car and left a huge dent. the noise scared the shit out of me too. that wouldn't have happened if some lazy fucker put it away like they were supposed to.
i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
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people who dont put the carts away at the store drive me nuts. but thats because i was in the car one night while my fiancee was in the store and a runaway cart got caught by some heavy wind and plowed into the side of my car and left a huge dent. the noise scared the shit out of me too. that wouldn't have happened if some lazy fucker put it away like they were supposed to.
i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
Dood, its not quite the same but i am notoriously bad for setting down my coffee to look at something, then leave my coffee behind.
Employees at those stores probably hate that too and i dont blame them
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i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
My fiancée does this and it drives me crazy.
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Walking through a crosswalk in front of a car and after clearing the cars path they rev their engines and speed off to show how bad ass their 95' civic is
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people smoking near my kid. Actually just people smoking near children in genereal
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Walking through a crosswalk in front of a car and after clearing the cars path they rev their engines and speed off to show how bad ass their 95' civic is
You live on the east side too?!
people smoking near my kid. Actually just people smoking near children in genereal
This is a big one with me as well. I just moved in to a new apartment and I've got neighbors that smoke in their place and we can smell it in the stairwell. It was pouring rain this weekend and our heater sucked some of it in to our place. It's a non smoking community. I'm not totally unsympathetic, I smoked for almost 20 years. It's just really invasive, and I never realized that until I quit.
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when someone rapes a 12 yr old then keeps promoting their youtube channel asking for subs... https://twitter.com/KeelanDadd/status/706273262582378496?lang=en
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This is a big one with me as well. I just moved in to a new apartment and I've got neighbors that smoke in their place and we can smell it in the stairwell. It was pouring rain this weekend and our heater sucked some of it in to our place. It's a non smoking community. I'm not totally unsympathetic, I smoked for almost 20 years. It's just really invasive, and I never realized that until I quit.
I smoked when I was a lot younger too but I still had some sort of awareness (especially around children). I was out the other night and saw a family of four sitting on a bench in front of an ash tray: the mum and dad were both smoking and both holding their ciggies at eye-level to the kids. I don't wish harm upon many people on this earth but I would have no qualms in this case. Those kids are fucking doomed from the get-go.
when someone rapes a 12 yr old then keeps promoting their youtube channel asking for subs... https://twitter.com/KeelanDadd/status/706273262582378496?lang=en
Keelan was a pet peeve of mine from the very beginning (I hated him before it was cool LOL) but this whole issue is just disgusting. #shitgod
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you can be walking on the right hand side....regular pace....straight line....and someone walking in the opposite direction will pull some sort of hasty do-si-do....and then try to somehow flip it....'oh...uh...huh...heh...erm....'
Are you new to sidewalks?
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i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
My fianc�e does this and it drives me crazy.
so does mine, but shes gotten a lot better because she knows i hate it.
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Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.
Being slow at work is petting my peeves. I feel like a frog getting paid for nothing
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Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.
I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?
i feel like the only time i get served a canned beer at a bar is in trashy bars and its usually a pbr. not really the situation to be complaining about anything stupid like a can being opened by someone else if you ask me.
only thing that gets me peeved in bars is if i order a G&T or a tequila and it comes with a lemon instead of a lime. not a huge deal, but everyone knows limes are made for those drinks.
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Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.
I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?
You don't drink the beer, you use it as a pointing device, like "hey dave" hand it off to someone else when you're ready to leave. Try it sometime, are you there to socialize or get drunk?
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Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.
I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?
should i open it for them right before i hand it off? what if they don't have an opener?
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i dont like it either when people are at the store and decide that they dont want something they put in their cart, so they just leave it wherever they want. just go put it away, you dont have to make someones job harder because you're lazy.
My fianc�e does this and it drives me crazy.
When I was 16 and working in a grocery store, I loved having any excuse to walk around/not be crouched over/lifting heavy shit. Not that I do it often, and I'd never leave something where it would go bad.
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I watch Jeopardy like it was a chronic illness. Two things about it piss me off. When the contestants don't clear the board,and when trebek tries to pass himself off as an American.
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Ehh tracer I think there is some bylaw that says the bartender has to open it or sumshit, it annoys me too.
I can understand why they would open bottles just so they wouldnt have to clean up hundreds of bottle caps off the floor every night. plus if you order a beer thats not a twist off and you dont have an opener on you, youve got to barrow one from somebody. why not just have the bartender open it for you?
should i open it for them right before i hand it off? what if they don't have an opener?
Listen you cocksucker, that's all the free advice I'm giving you today.
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A very short version of my list:
People that litter even the tiniest amount. Should be castrated.
Assholes that bring food to university library. Really that busy?
Employers looking for "outgoing" accountants. Im in accounting to avoid social interactions.
People that talk too loud. Just shut your piehole, you have nothing to say.
People that expect me to talk to them. No, thanks...
Fat people. Slobs.
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when someone does you a favor you didnt ask for and dont care about, and then uses it against you later.
people who refer to other people as 'normal people' or 'normies'. see erica yary thread.
odds are very high anyone saying this is worth less than the average person.
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Employers looking for "outgoing" accountants. Im in accounting to avoid social interactions.
There's too much of this in general these days. Overemphasis on "emotional intelligence." It comes from people who aren't smart but "good with people" being in positions of power. So they think being a "people person" means someone is intelligent and good at their job, which isn't necessarily the case.
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A very short version of my list:
People that litter even the tiniest amount. Should be castrated murdered .
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People who play Magic The Gathering in a public place i.e. a Tim Hortons
I don't know how common it is, but I see it all the time where I am. I just want to arm-Zamboni everything off the table, one clean sweep. Cards everywhere.
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People who play Magic The Gathering in a public place i.e. a Tim Hortons
I don't know how common it is, but I see it all the time where I am. I just want to arm-Zamboni everything off the table, one clean sweep. Cards everywhere.
Magic kids have claimed the entire second floor where I went to college. Dirty smelly neckbeards
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anyone wearing shoes like these or osiris bronx
(http://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/DC-Court-Graffik-White-%26-Shadow-Skate-Shoes-_218524.jpg)
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anyone wearing shoes like these or osiris bronx
(http://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/DC-Court-Graffik-White-%26-Shadow-Skate-Shoes-_218524.jpg)
good point!
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Roomates who don't rinse their dishes.
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bicyclists playing air drums
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bicyclists playing air drums
It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.
Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.
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Remember before 9/11 when the only conspiracy theory was that they secretly knew how to make gum flavor last forever? Life is so complicated sometimes
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People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.
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Getting someone's perfume or cologne on me. Hugs at family events suck for that. Same with scented hand lotion and hand shakes. Shit's annoying.
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It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.
Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.
Every Wednesday the juggling club on campus meets outside my building. It's the same 2 or 3 sad virgins and some faculty member. One day a dude brought a whip and was cracking it like Indy. I drink my coffee and watch, it looks like they're having fun. People probably think the same thing when they see a 33 year old man on a skateboard though.
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bicyclists playing air drums
It bugs me when I see them riding with no hands in general. Mr. Cool over there doesn't need hands to ride his bike. They're no better than unicyclists.
Also things like juggling, clownery, unicycling, etc. I have zero respect for and think is stupid.
Every Wednesday the juggling club on campus meets outside my building. It's the same 2 or 3 sad virgins and some faculty member. One day a dude brought a whip and was cracking it like Indy. I drink my coffee and watch, it looks like they're having fun. People probably think the same thing when they see a 33 year old man on a skateboard though.
Oh for sure. I don't think I'm right or anything, and I know I'm the asshole not them, but fuck those guys.
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people who feel like they have to make fake plans with you that you know neither of you are gonna follow up on
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People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.
there are a few alpha male type douchbags that work in my building that do this shit in the bathroom. like slam down the handle when the flush or grunt really loud when theyre taking a piss.
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People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.
there are a few alpha male type douchbags that work in my building that do this shit in the bathroom. like slam down the handle when the flush or grunt really loud when theyre taking a piss.
yeah a general lack of awareness is pretty irritating. people who play their snapchat stories with volume on high in quiet public places, it's like dude..
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I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
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I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
I was once like you but at a point I just said fuck it because that's the world we live in. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. You can count me among the "don't give a fuck" group of public shitters nowadays. It's not like someone's going to call me out about it in public even if they do recognize my shoes.
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I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
You're office needs one of these
Japan high tech toilet ( toilet plays Music ) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hoomhx55cQ#)
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Super neurotic and not necessarily recommended but you can train your body to follow a shit schedule so you never have to take a dump at work.
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I don't know if it's normal, but there's 2 sit down bathroom stalls at my work, and if I have to poop and see someone is in one of them, I come back in a bit. When I'm pooping and someone sits in the stall next to me, I become infuriated. I can't deal with listening to another human farting and shitting 5 feet from me, and I don't want them to hear me, so I have to just leave. People just rip the gnarliest farts too like it's normal. And there's no hiding who it is because I can see your shoes, Greg.
I knew a guy super paranoid about that and he took shits in a plastic bag out in the yard.
Why do you care if someone uses a restroom right next to you? You obviously haven't worked in busy workplaces
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I'm sure everyone feels a certain way about them, but those hover board things.
I get infuriated every time I see someone riding one. I don't know why. It's not that big of a deal but I can't stand it. I live in Hollywood area and I see people on them all the time. Mostly rapper type kids who are always also on their phone. They also try to get up the curb cut and always look pathetic like they are gonna go down at anytime.
It drives me crazy.
Also when I see people at the park skating with ear buds.
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I don't think this gripe deserves a post in the older dudes' thread seeing as I'm in my mid-twenties but I've become increasingly annoyed by the fact that a new plaza opened up near my hometown about a year ago and, to the date, all I've seen footage from it has been down a stair-set flatbar and tricks down the stairs themselves. I don't know why it annoys the living shit out of me that that's all that everyone is skating at that place. It has perfect tranny and great ledges from the footage I've seen but nope, just stairs.
Also, when people skate bowls as drops to flat.
I'm annoyed just typing this out.
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I'm sure everyone feels a certain way about them, but those hover board things.
I get infuriated every time I see someone riding one. I don't know why. It's not that big of a deal but I can't stand it. I live in Hollywood area and I see people on them all the time. Mostly rapper type kids who are always also on their phone. They also try to get up the curb cut and always look pathetic like they are gonna go down at anytime.
It drives me crazy.
This little kid rolled up to me on one the other day and started giving me tips on how to land the trick I was trying. I couldn't get too upset 'cause it was just a little kid but it was still pretty annoying.
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I work in a really busy restaurant so most of my peeves are related to work. I could go on for fucking days on this one but SLAP doesn't care where I think the brooms should be stored. (hint: it's the broom closet)
Also, when people fake laugh at something (usually on their phones) to try to bait you into a useless conversation. Just tell me or show me if you have something interesting.
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Ive got a new rule in my house.
If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.
Shit turn into cement ffs
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Ive got a new rule in my house.
If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.
Shit turn into cement ffs
Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.
I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time
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If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.
Shit turn into cement ffs
Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.
I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time
Hahahaha fuck that made me laugh!
Id rather just throw out the bowls and guy a new set haha.
Im pretty sure with some solid research, dried oatmeql might have some real world value. Like make a scrubbing sponge covered in dry oatmeal to clean dry oatmeal out of a bowl lol, or would that start a fire???
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Ive got a new rule in my house.
If you eat my oatmeal and dont rinse your bowl, your never coming over again.
Shit turn into cement ffs
Fuck I guess I'm never coming over.
I think dried oatmeal is actually harder then cement, I fucking do this to myself all the time
Hahahaha fuck that made me laugh!
Id rather just throw out the bowls and guy a new set haha.
Im pretty sure with some solid research, dried oatmeql might have some real world value. Like make a scrubbing sponge covered in dry oatmeal to clean dry oatmeal out of a bowl lol, or would that start a fire???
Wonder if dry oatmeal is more or less expensive than cement? Thinking about building a DIY quarterpipe and using dry oatmeal.
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In bulk im sure its cheaper lol.
Post the results, probably turn out awesome hahahaha
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Managers eat their staff meal at my station. It's bad enough I'm staring into a crazy hot open fire pit, but then I get to hear their lips smacking and complaining about food I'm not even allowed to eat.
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100% of all people, including me.
I'm a blast to be around.
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people that think washing your hands or using the toilet lid is a personal choice.
if you dont wash your hands, youre deciding for everyone else that they should basically have to touch your gross bathroom hands when they open the door.
and if you dont use the toilet lid, youre blasting particles of piss/and or shit juice all over the room.
seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it. you suck.
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Germaphobes. You've got an immune system, use it.
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Also, when people fake laugh at something (usually on their phones) to try to bait you into a useless conversation. Just tell me or show me if you have something interesting.
People who move around really loudly. I have a neighbor whose footsteps are really loud and he always slams his door. It's very startling and it pisses me off. People like that have really poor motor skills and zero consideration for others around them.
This is my roommate. The guy walks like a goddamn cartoon, flicking his feet out in front of them and whacking them on the ground and is always whistling. And if we're ever both in the living room, he's laughing at memes on his phone.
Also, people who are cluelessly inconsiderate/assholes. Like the type of guy who you let borrow your car and the first thing they say when they come back is "man your cars really slow"... you're welcome, dude... and then you get in your car and they didn't put gas in it, not because they were intentionally being a dick, but because they didn't know that you're supposed to say "thanks" and replace the gas you used.
Fuckkk I just want to live alone
Super neurotic and not necessarily recommended but you can train your body to follow a shit schedule so you never have to take a dump at work.
Nooo don't do it. I did it and now I can only poop at home. Traveling seriously fucks with my digestive system
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Germaphobes. You've got an immune system, use it.
Well, technically you don't even have to do anything to use it.
I have some OCD tendencies and know how hard it is to fight this. I try to control the mania and not freak out by daily things many people never even think about. It's hard. Germaphobes have the same amount of irrational fear as you and I have for snakes. I can confess that I have avoided situations that had about 0.001 chance of running into snakes. I try not to let the fuckers win. You can't avoild filth and germs. God, I hate people. Meatbags full of diseases.
Back to Pet Peeves: Patriotism. Oh, you are super pround of being born within arbitrary drawn lines? Amazing, not like EVERY SINGLE person to ever exist has done this. This especially bothers me when people from useless countries are proud of their heritage. Last time I checked, your country was irrelevant.
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When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.
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When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.
Time to find new friends...
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When you text or call someone and they don't reply, then five minutes later you see them liking something on instagram or posting shit on Snapchat.
Time to find new friends...
Good luck if your ass is over 25.
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people that think washing your hands or using the toilet lid is a personal choice.
if you dont wash your hands, youre deciding for everyone else that they should basically have to touch your gross bathroom hands when they open the door.
and if you dont use the toilet lid, youre blasting particles of piss/and or shit juice all over the room.
seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it. you suck.
Most public restrooms don't have lids tho
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skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.
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living with people that don't clean
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shirts with big/loose necks
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Store clerks commenting on the food that I'm buying. "Looks like someone is making a lot of salads!". Fuck you, do your job and leave me alone.
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shirts with big/loose necks
It's called fashion
(http://i01.i.aliimg.com/wsphoto/v0/618882565/Big-o-neck-male-slim-long-sleeve-T-shirt-solid-color-basic-shirt-male.jpg)
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skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.
the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."
I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.
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When people come over for a bbq/fire and drinks, and pack up like 4 of their beers to take home.
I bring my own beer to get togethers. Whatever I have left I leave for the host
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skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.
the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."
I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.
I think Will Ferrel said it best, "Nothing will ever be as cool as guys over 30 riding skateboards think they are."
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I definitely do not see myself as cool. I just really enjoy skateboarding. what about guys over 30 who ride bicycles or go skiing? do they see themselves as cool?
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I definitely do not see myself as cool. I just really enjoy skateboarding. what about guys over 30 who ride bicycles or go skiing? do they see themselves as cool?
Haha dude, I think he was just making joke. Don't take Will Ferrell or his twitter account too seriously.
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skateboarders being referred to as kids when they clearly aren't. it's not just the public either. most skateboarders are guilty of this.
the general public looks at skateboarding as something that's only for kids. if someone over 30 is skateboarding, people ask in disbelief "he/she is in their 30s and riding a skateboard? omg."
I don't know why this doesn't seem to hold true for snowboarding, surfing, skiing, jet skiing, water skiing, hang gliding, skim boarding, body boarding, boogie boarding, kayaking, white water rafting, bicycling, etc. and a lot of skateboarders have basically picked up this belief, I guess.
older skateboarders and especially pros regularly referring to other skateboarders as "kids" certainly has a role in perpetuating that belief. that really isn't a problem in any of those other "sports." why can't we say "there's a lot of guys at the skatepark," or "there's a lot of people at the skatepark," unless it is in fact filled with children?
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when girls are like "Whatever, I don't care, do what you want" despite the fact they are clearly/visibly enraged(fast walking, door slamming, loud sighing". How could that ever be helpful to anyone? ???
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when girls are like "Whatever, I don't care, do what you want" despite the fact they are clearly/visibly enraged(fast walking, door slamming, loud sighing". How could that ever be helpful to anyone? ???
Funny, when I was a junkie my kind of co-dependent ex would do this all the time. I'd tell her "You don't want me running around thinking I can do what I want".
Would not recommend this technique, though....
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People asking for favors but only on their time: Family friend asking to use me and my truck to take furniture to donation center. But only after 4:30 pm and no weekends because he has other commitments. Ok pal, fuck you.
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People asking for favors but only on their time: Family friend asking to use me and my truck to take furniture to donation center. But only after 4:30 pm and no weekends because he has other commitments. Ok pal, fuck you.
Hahaha so true!
Sadly alot of my relatives try to pull that shit.
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New one...people that don't know how to use there/they're/their properly. People that spell lose as "loose" and "loosing".
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DVDs that don't let you skip the fucking previews.
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DVDs that don't let you skip the fucking previews.
Blurays too. This is why people don't want to buy your shit and stream that shit instead.
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New one...people that don't know how to use there/they're/their properly. People that spell lose as "loose" and "loosing".
This is not new your and idiot.
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People who always post selfies, its actually ill with narcissism, Edward Bernays would be laughing his ass of at what the modern world has become as a result of him combing Freudian analysis and symbolism with advertising and Kierkegaard would laugh and cry at the same time.
"It happened that a fire broke out backstage in a theater. The clown came out to inform the public. They thought it was a jest and applauded. He repeated his warning. They shouted even louder. So I think the world will come to an end amid the general applause from all the wits who believe that it is a joke."
― Soren Kierkegaard
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I hate how people aren't direct but will shit talk right behind people's backs. Then, when confronted, they profusely deny it. Also, life would be a lot easier if people were direct with each other. The worst is with women and how they only want me when I don't want anyone. When I show the slightest interest, they stop giving a fuck.
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peoples whose profile pics are of them and their significant other, and how people will get legit bummed if they change it to one of just themselves, or people who change it to one of themselves as an antagonistic act and the fact that it will probably work in upsetting the intended target
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When people say "i love you" when they actually mean, "you are the most convenient combination and source of sexual availability, personal validation and friendship with the least amount of drawbacks, who will sleep with me exclusively, until one of us is not longer addicted to sex with the other, or until another person who fulfills these requirements to greater degree will sleep me exclusively"
boh
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turn your phone off and go camping or something, dude.
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
issue detected.
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
i thought i was the only one without a cell phone. i don't like staying in touch with people 24 hours a day. is it even possible to be in a relationship without a phone now?
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
yea, as long as your girl has something else to look through in a sate of paranoid hysteria while you take a shower
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
Thought I was the only one without Facebook. I bought my first smart-ass phone a year and a half ago. Never understood the hype, it's a phone with a browser, big fucking deal.
As you probably have guessed, nobody calls me...
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I don't have nor want a phone, I use facebook for free msging, so I end up seeing the masturbatory shrines people build to show parts of "themselves" they believe will impress or endear them to other people, in order to feel a deluded sense of validation based on people poking a touch screen with their finger, like some single digit parody of a round of applause.
Thought I was the only one without Facebook. I bought my first smart-ass phone a year and a half ago. Never understood the hype, it's a phone with a browser, big fucking deal.
As you probably have guessed, nobody calls me...
People who have jobs and participate in society have to have phones.
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That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology
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-People who feel they're somehow more important or wanted if they're sponsored
-People who only talk about being sponsered
-Drivers who merge onto the highway slowly, putting me in danger as well
-Scooter kids adapting obvious skateboard tricks, and claiming them as their own (fastplants... etc)
-Skateboarders who do too many slappies/plants/complys/wallies
-People who have to mention what they did at what spot
-Bar patrons who try to claim a pool table all fucking night even when they're not playing
-Children yelling "move!" across the entire skatepark so they can do a 2 foot flyout
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That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology
I definitely don't have a 5 year old pile of broken glass because I feel the need to keep up with trends.
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I only have a phone so I can flip it around 360 flipwise in my hand and impress people
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When people in front of me at a convenient store are doing their lottery shit......it's so painful.....
Jesus PSO....life is a marathon.....so you think you can beat the phone? Just skip it eh? You hang out with that 58 year old guy I work with.... 'I don't DO the Internet......'
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That is quite literally what they want you to think, but its actually not true(save jobs where checking your email constantly is paramount etc.). Cell phones have just marketed in a way that links them to peoples subconscious desires. This fosters completely false aspects of ones self-image, making people feel that by using and purchasing certain products, they posses the attributes which the marketing has linked to the product. "Lifestyle Marketing" and all that shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifestyle_brand#Consumer_Brand_Psychology
Like what? The ability to communicate with people like its not the 1980s? Sure, you could make the argument for smartphones, but they're much more than just cell phones. Just get a flip phone with call and text and enter the 21st century.
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Well all that being said i'll probably end up getting a new one when I move in a cpl months...
But after having cell phones in various work and school situations for a long time, then not having one for a quite a while I realized how little I actually NEED it, vs. just thinking I need it and I think that applies to a lot of people, to varying degrees of course
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Well all that being said i'll probably end up getting a new one when I move in a cpl months...
But after having cell phones in various work and school situations for a long time, then not having one for a quite a while I realized how little I actually NEED it, vs. just thinking I need it and I think that applies to a lot of people, to varying degrees of course
people don't actually NEED social media but it feeds an innate human desire. it's the most recent incarnation of letters and photos. those were tolerable because they were rare. then came slide shows and cheap video cameras. it used to be considered hell to go to someone's house and be forced to watch their shitty slide shows or homemade video tapes. but those were pretty rare occasions as well.
now we're CONSTANTLY subjecting each other to this crap because we desperately want to be seen and loved.
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people who put "vegan" in their social media descriptors, facebook you can literally make it like an event like "**** turned vegan" like how shit says "**** is now in a relationship" bludclart
edit: especially bad in insta descriptors, where it's its usually sandwiched between "photographer" and "nerd" or some bullshit about star wars
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people who put "vegan" in their social media descriptors, facebook you can literally make it like an event like "**** turned vegan" like how shit says "**** is now in a relationship" bludclart
edit: especially bad in insta descriptors, where it's its usually sandwiched between "photographer" and "nerd" or some bullshit about star wars
gotta jump on that circle bandwagon brah :D
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"lit"
"fam"
"squad"
"fleek"
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
(from urban dictionary)
nigger knot
A knot tied in a sandwich bag to hold marijuana, cocaine, or other small amounts of drugs. The person tying the knot places the drug in one of the bottom corners in the bag, rolls the rest of the bag into a thin line, and proceeds to tied a single knot into said bag. Known for its added security over a typical rolled and licked bag. The negative aspect of the nigger not is the difficulty to untie the bag. The nigger knot is stereotypically considered the preferred knot of African Americans, although the word 'nigger' does NOT imply racism, hatred, or inferiority. Some may consider the term offensive, so the speaker must therefore say it with caution.
Noun form: Big Ed and Ron always be sellin me shit with nigger knots in the bags.
Verb form: Man, why'd you nigger knot my dime like that?
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
who the heck are you living with man? a knot? let that thing spin and place the twist under the bread. twist ties are annoying
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
I end up having to rip open the bag out frustration the twist ties are a pain but the bread I usually get has the plastic clips that just slide off
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
God damn it my wife does the knot. She can't put a lid on anything fully (another pet peeve) but she makes the bread a fucking iron fortress of frustration.
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It's called a "bread tab" and I prefer the tuck under. The tab doesn't get thrown away on purpose but it's a nuisance, you always find it on the floor or near the fruit.
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Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
Dont get me started on lids. One time i made some toast with some jam and i was half way done with my first piece and realized the jam was full of dead fruit flies, fucking paranoid to this day I'll consume another jelly and gnat sandwich :-[
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I prefer the tuck
(http://i.imgur.com/2DQWEvu.gif)
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Unproductive people.
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
(https://perryfjellman.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/bread-clip.jpg)
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
Hah, pain is French for bread. If this joke was intentional, my hat of to you, buddy!
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Unproductive people.
i'm paranoid and tourette and not so productive, fuck you bro
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People who lose the plastic tie for a bread bag and tie that shit with a impenetrable knot.
Still a pain but definitely better than the alternative.
Hah, pain is French for bread. If this joke was intentional, my hat of to you, buddy!
haha definitely not, I'm not that clever
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Convenience stores that don't keep their refrigerators ice cold.
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I fucking hate when people draw attention to themselves whether it's a drunk woman or a friend. This past weekend pissed me off, when my roommate kept talking about drugs loudly on my front porch; it made me realize why I prefer living alone. Then, I dipped out of a bar when my friends started to get loud. It went from a normal conversation about music to them raising their voices, as soon as they started talking about coke/jail. People think I'm extremely paranoid but I'm just not about bragging...especially illegal shit. If I get even a misdemeanor, I will never be able to get another decent job. I don't take any chances and just prefer to keep a low profile. It sucks seeing that the majority of people I know haven't changed much in the past ten years.
It also pisses me the fuck off when people leave doors open. My dog sometimes goes outside without me knowing, which isn't cool. I don't want insects in my house. More importantly, I don't want my dog wandering in the street. After this year, I will never live with anyone else unless I'm getting married or something of that caliber. I rather pay $2000-3000 on a 1BR or studio, than deal with stupid bullshit on a regular basis.
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anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
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(http://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/larry-david-sunglasses-indoors.jpg?w=640)
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anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
i'd like to add escape pronounced as "exscape" and the George W. pronunciation of nuclear ("nuke-you-lar")
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I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."
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When people prepare a meal and just leave a trail of bullshit trash behind.
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Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
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this fucking no watching embedded youtube links on slap in fullscreen is bunnnk as fuck, haters lol
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Not managing your color space or saving iterations.
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Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
i second this, it's like wtf man? do you see a playstation controller plugged into my neck like im neo?
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Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.
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anyone over the age of 5 that still says liberry instead of library.
I had a professor at a 4 year university say "expecially."
Can't forget the ones who say supozubly instead of supposedly.
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Bystanders talking to me when I'm skating. Whether you usedta skate or whatever, no you can't 'try my board'. What is the end game to that? Are they gonna land something so tech I'm left scratching my balls in confusion after they return my board?
Are we gonna be lifetime friends?
Keep it moving & I hate shouts of 'kickflip' or 'do an ollie man'. I feel like bill hicks out there
Stories like that are a dime a dozen, I know, but once there was a guy in my local spot (old train station) who "used to skate, brah" and who asked me for my board for auld lang syne. Could barely roll on it, but he would bust nollie hard heels like it was no thing, landing really sketchy but managing it nonetheless. He did it three times then went back to whatever he was doing. He was wearing running shoes, too.
One time, me and some homies were skating downtown, and there was a group of girls/guys. I skated by and one of the dudes yelled "do a kickflip" trying to seem all tough in front of his lady friends. I did a kickflip and skated off as the girls screamed. Needless to say, I'm the best skateboarder ever and all the girls want me..
Jk, but it was pretty awesome not fall cause I've always wanted to do a kickflip when some dumbass demands it like that
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I usedta kindly oblige in the 90s when a positive heckle was rare. Now everyone on skating's nuts & I for one can't handle positivity.
I could draw a time line
'Skater fag' begets
'Skate or die' begets
'Do a 900' begets
'Do a kickflip/ollie dog'
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Some security guard in claremont recently told me if I had a cab flip on flat he would give me five more minutes.
I had to go home feeling like a bitch.
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All of my coffee making friends who think its cool and edgy to wipe their hands on their skinny jeans. Apparently side towels are for suckers.
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anyone who tries to get on the elevator before letting everyone off.
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People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me
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when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.
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when people bring an entire full ass shopping cart to the self check out instead of going to a line and holding up everybody.
I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.
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I wouldn't call this a pet peeve for me but I do always wonder, "what the fuck are you doing?". There is no way it's faster to checkout with 10+ items by yourself.
I don't use those things on principle. Greedy corpo job killers.
Speaking of check out lines, people who move from lane to lane trying to figure out which one might be faster. Also people who do multiple transactions, ala "I'll pay for this separately."
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People who read when they are walking down the street. I've never been so tempted to trip someone.
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Fuckers who refuse to put their weights back at the gym. I was about to fight a cunt, but had to settle down because I can't even imagine getting kicked out of my gym. It has nothing to do with price or location, just plain old OCD.
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sincerely thanking god for anything. #blessed
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People on facebook who post sobriety shit daily is even a buzzkill for me
I mean, that's a hard one
I have a friend who is trying to get sober right now and he posts some shit, I'm happy for him
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I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it up right?
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did you pick it up?
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people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me
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people that suck in air between every sentence. i just noticed robin quivers does it constantly when she reads the news and it's annoying the fuck out of me
*I move away from the mic to breath in
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*I move away from the mic to breath in
hahahahaha
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people who bite forks when they eat
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people's pocketing lighters...Fuck people.
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people's pocketing lighters...Fuck people.
I roll around with with a BBQ lighter, aint no one jackn that shit.
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NAFTA is complete shit. Anything you order from our "free trade partners" over 20CAD gets charged double in taxes
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This ties in w/ 'can I borrow ya boarders' but when someone ain't warmed & goes straight to 360 flip. Just do some ollie for joy my man, nobody's gonna take you home for ice cream if ya get lucky w/ a half court shot-ass flipper.
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When I'm in someone else's car and the driver is on their phone.
Cut that shit out, do that on your own time, not trying to die.
Homie did it yesterday and was swerving all over the place, then called my girlfriend out on it and she got all pissed at me. NO you should not be on your phone when your driving. Stop lights are ok tho
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your homies gotta step up to that hands free, son. changed my life. i felt like james bond the first few times i used it.
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Fucking packs of 16 years old attempting power lifting. They talk more than they fucking lift, never put their weights back, can't do pull ups, just run their fucking mouths. No fucking gains here, just taking up space. I understand you can't hit kids, buttfuck, the state should financially reward me to smack anyone between 14 and 21.
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I work for the Forest Service, and my biggest pet peeve right now is assholes who leave their bags of trash on the side of the road. I'm sure someone will come pick it up right?
How did you get a job with the forest service?
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I cant stand being in a bathroom and seeing someone piss or whatever, and not wash their hands. dirty fucks.
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I cant stand being in a bathroom and seeing someone piss or whatever, and not wash their hands. dirty fucks.
I don't understand how we cannot implement technology that does not kill these people.
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When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.
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When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.
Seriously! Italy wants to make it illegal to feed your kids a vegan diet? HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING JAIL PARENTS THAT SMOKE AROUND THEIR KIDS!!!!
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When people smoke with the kids in the house or in the car. Seriously knock that shit off.
Really? In all places of amazing foods italy wants to ban vegan foods for kids???
My ex smokes around my kids and denies it till the end. Guess what bitch its pretty easy to smell and they tell me about it
She gets drunk around them too, fuckin person.
A week back my son calls me cause she left to go get drunk so i just went and picked them up. She didnt even know till like 4pm the next day.
And fuck child services for not doing a fuckin thing to protect my kids
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My ex smokes around my kids and denies it till the end. Guess what bitch its pretty easy to smell and they tell me about it
She gets drunk around them too, fuckin person.
A week back my son calls me cause she left to go get drunk so i just went and picked them up. She didnt even know till like 4pm the next day.
And fuck child services for not doing a fuckin thing to protect my kids
My blood is boiling just from reading this. You're a calmer man than me Eric ricks, I'd be LIVID :o
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Banning vegan food? Sounds like part of a vast both wing cowspiracy to kill the future.
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Banning vegan food? Sounds like part of a vast both wing cowspiracy to kill the future.
Only if you "forcefully" (their words) feed it to your kids. On the flipside of that there is this which kinda balances it out I guess ???
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html)
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html (http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/turin-vegetarian-chiara-appendino-city-vegan-mayor-italy-five-star-movement-a7149291.html)
God bless victims of the factory faring meat industry but I resent these quashed freedoms too. Get it straight, italy. Ride Krooked
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When people kill spiders.
When people that are not feeble just stand on an escalator. Just... move.
Internet language trends and memes.
Beanies.
When you can hear other people's music trough their ear buds.
Stinky cheese in an indoor environment. Food should not stink. This is worse than farting.
When people just walk into someone's living space with shoes on. I once had to clean up what probably was junkie shit, worst case scenario.
Obnoxiously loud vehicles.
Mint chocolate, fuck that shit to hell.
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-Migos, Young Thug, and every other piece of shit garbage music is coming out nowadays
-People not stopping your board at the skatepark
-People changing their order at the drive thru window
-People who are always late
-Scooters constantly whipping their shit around while standing on top of the QP
-Scooters standing on the coping like there gonna drop in when someone else is going, causing me to hit them
-Scooters
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When people kill spiders.
whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
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i hate it when people exclaim "been had polo" and smack me in the back of the head with a cast iron skillet
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I hate when people leave pubes on my toilet seat. It's not because people want to use less tree products, considering they use so much toilet paper when they shit. I spend $20+ on packs of Quilted Northern Ultra Plush, not some two-ply bullshit.
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When I'm driving behind someone and I can't see their head above their headrest.
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whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.
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-Migos, Young Thug, and every other piece of shit garbage music is coming out nowadays
-People not stopping your board at the skatepark
-People changing their order at the drive thru window
-People who are always late
-Scooters constantly whipping their shit around while standing on top of the QP
-Scooters standing on the coping like there gonna drop in when someone else is going, causing me to hit them
-Scooters
-Scooters going through the park in one big group blocking traffic
-Scooters thinking they're our equals
-Scooters' parents thinking their kids are our equals
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whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.
Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
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whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.
Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
I grew up in Australia, the most poisonous place on earth, and I still don't kill spiders unless they're coming for me. Redbacks are feisty fuckers so a few of them had to die but other than that I capture and release or just let them be.
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whats so bad about this? i dont want to get bitten, so any spider who makes the mistake of coming into my home is getting smashed. its him or me, and im a million times his size so im going to win.
Yes, this makes sense.
I live in a place where there are literally no dangerous wild animals, so this is why. If I lived in Brazil I would probably carry an aerosol can and a lighter everywhere.
Castle doctrine man. I am legally within my rights to shoot any spider in my house.
Sounds like Australia needs some founding fathers to deal with these unpatriotic spiders.
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I sit for spiders
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using percentages in every day speech, saying 50 percent instead of half or 90 percent instead of usually etc.
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How did you get a job with the forest service?
https://www.usajobs.gov/ (https://www.usajobs.gov/)
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How did you get a job with the forest service?
Do I have to be smarter than the average bear?
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Most aren't.
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People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.
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when my peener dips in the toilet water when I'm pooping
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People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.
Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.
And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.
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People that don't carry cash! Don't know if they think they are super cool with their cards or something but most of the time it is just an excuse to be tight. Getting a spot off someone because an ice cream van or something doesn't take cards. They are also the most likely people to stiff a waiter or a cab driver for a tip.
Huh? I don't carry cash because its a hassle to go to an ATM and get it. Also much better to just cancel your cards or report fraud if you lose your wallet than to also be out whatever money you had in there.
And if anything it makes tipping easier cause you can just write the exact amount on the receipt. Like if I pay $10 for food out of a $20 bill and get a $10 bill back, either I don't tip or I have to fuckin go up to the register, give them the 10, and ask for just $8 back. With a card I can just tip $2 no problem.
-Going to an atm 2-3 times a week is not a big hassle. You'll likely pass them all the time in your daily life
-Don't lose your wallet
-The person receiving said tip is more likely to receive it if it is cash.
-When the person takes the check and money away just say "Please bring me $8 back". They will know what you are doing.
-Don't be the person that hits up other people for a loan when you are at a small restaurant/cafe that doesn't take card because "I don't carry cash bro". You will be that guy. I don't know how old you are but in certain company you will look like goon. Or is you are younger and they are not willing to stand you you will have to trail to a atm.
Obviously for larger payment cards can make sense sometimes. I just think the sensible thing for most adults to do is carry $50-$300 cash AND their cards. I don't understand this weird mission not to carry cash.
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
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the only time i carry cash is if im going out of town, if im going to a place i know that im going to be tipping a lot (bars, concerts, sporting events), or places i know that dont except cards. its not that hard to figure it out ahead of time whether or not you're going to need cash. otherwise, its all cards for me. i dont even have a real wallet, its juts a small card holder.
the thing i hate is atms that charge you fees for withdrawals. theres is no way in hell im paying a fee for money that is mine.
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
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Dude. I work in wild land fire. I go to some of the most remote places there are in this country. Everyone has the ability to take a card.
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
Oh, yes! The government cannot wait to get their hands on those juicy millions of grocery store transactions.
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you mean the hot dog venders in nyc been hiding their card readers this whole time?
(http://m5.paperblog.com/i/29/297824/traveleat-5-street-food-new-york-L-V8xTJ8.jpeg)
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
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I don't carry cash because it's 2016. Sounds like you're just friends with poor lazy dipshits.
Only one of my friends is most are great. I'm not against cards just people who don't carry cash. Despite the fact it is 2016 not even close to 100% of places take cards. There is also the fact you're spending history is completely traceable by the government or whoever else, that may not bother you though. I gamble a fair bit so I like to have cash ready to weigh people in if needed. You don't need to have your whole bank account with just $30-$40. I just think people that have this weird pride in not carrying cash are generally kooks or tight. Where as most of the really good, stand-up people I know keep a few notes handy for any eventuality.
How often do those fucking machines go down? You got 3 people infront of the grocery store telling everyone cash only, or that printout at the drive thru window. Cards are pushed on us because you spend more with the convenience.
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going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.
(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)
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going to try to hand my drug dealer american express.
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does she swipe it in......her vaj?
(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
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mrs. smith's garage sale takes plastic?
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going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.
(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)
Yo these take cards now
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does she swipe it in......her vaj?
(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
I think you have to insert your chip
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Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?
(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)
(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)
They're everywhere. More common than not.
And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
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going to see if my card fits in the parking meter.
(http://northwildwood.com/departments/parking_meter.png)
Yo these take cards now
only some do
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does she swipe it in......her vaj?
(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
I think you have to insert your chip
don't wanna catch the hiv.
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
damn dude what are you ordering?
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Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?
(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)
(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)
They're everywhere. More common than not.
And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.
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Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?
(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)
(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)
They're everywhere. More common than not.
And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
i guess nyc is behind on the street vendor thing. plenty of nearby nyc outskirts don't have parking meters that take card. and good thing i don't do drugs. pay pal'ing the drug dealer would make things much to easy for the dea.
The DEA doesn't give a shit about any of us they wouldn't even approve overtime to investigate some guy smoking weed in his living room.
NYC is leading the charge on "paperless" food vendors. In 2015 alone they pushed out 500 new eco-friendly carts. I bet if you asked any regular hot dog slinger on the street they'd begrudgingly accept a card because they know they'll lose business otherwise.
The new parking meters will make their way to your neighborhood soon enough. As cities privatize their parking authority after seeing how much money it brings in for Philadelphia, they rip out old city owned meters and install these things because they don't require pensions and aren't in a union.
You guys got me on the hookers though. You always want to pay them in cash so you can keep the option of killing them.
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the point stands that there are still enough services/vendors that only take cash that the best combo is $50 + card at all times. mrs. smith will thank you.
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Just keep a 20 on you fuck it... I just want to mention fuck wallets. I might could go velcro, but no. Ill just pay 15 every 6 mo. for a new license.
I like carry cash though, 1k and up makes you feel kinda safe and ballin.
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
damn dude what are you ordering?
Whatever number the tendercrisp chicken sandwich, with cheese, medium sized, nuggets. I have a night class that runs from 5-8:30 once a week and I can't eat dinner before 5, that's insane. By the time I get out I'm starving and Burger King is down the street. Don't judge me.
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Okay for real when's the last time one of you bought parking or a hot dog? Did you not see either of these things?
(http://centersandsquares.com/files/2009/09/New-parking-meter-on-Church-Street.jpg)
(http://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/minimum-credit-card-charges.jpg)
They're everywhere. More common than not.
And if your drug dealer doesn't accept paypal you should trade up.
Why the fuck would you want to pay your drug dealer via paypal haha
I think you can pay for high end hookers with a card but I'll guess most don't.
Just seems weird you guys are desperate to only carry cards when cash is 100% anywhere outside internet shopping
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I like to have $20-$40 cash on me, just in case. I don't really handle the money in the house so it's nice to not get grilled about why I spent $12 at Burger King 2 days in a row...
damn dude what are you ordering?
No judgement, i'm in the same boat with school. My ticket usually only gets up to like 8 or something though
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does she swipe it in......her vaj?
(http://chicago-dirty.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/prostitutes.jpg?w=84&h=84&crop=1)
Pretty sure "he" doesn't have a vaj
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dudes who break down emotionally in front of other people...I'm fine with comforting someone who actually has problems, since he/she feels comfortable with opening up to me. It got really weird when a guy, who I'm not even that cool with, cried about shit that doesn't even directly affect him. The only hard part about dealing with crying women is when they try to make out, after consoling them. It's only happened four or five times but I had to explain that I'm not interested because: they're vulnerable at the moment and I don't take advantage of people.
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to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
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I don't like futuristic modes of personal transportation. Like those little fold up electric bikes. Or scooter things. Or the hoverboards and OneWheels. Just walk, or ride a bike. I don't know why you need to make a spectacle of yourself. Plus, all those things go out of business anyways, so then you have all these useless contraptions that turn into bricks once you can't fix or replace them.
If I see you coming down the street on a hoverboard thing, I am instantly just very irritated. For no rational reason really.
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I don't like futuristic modes of personal transportation. Like those little fold up electric bikes. Or scooter things. Or the hoverboards and OneWheels. Just walk, or ride a bike. I don't know why you need to make a spectacle of yourself. Plus, all those things go out of business anyways, so then you have all these useless contraptions that turn into bricks once you can't fix or replace them.
If I see you coming down the street on a hoverboard thing, I am instantly just very irritated. For no rational reason really.
That may be the case, then again they work as a great sign that you will never have anything in common with the cunts. Instant timesaver, right there.
Oh, yeah, I forgot: people who are slow as shit in the subway. I ain't got time, move it, lard-o ! And even worse, people that tell you to chill and not stress out over said Pet Peeve. Motherfucker, I'm not stressing, I'm just trying to minimize the amount of time I have to spend in this smelly, bacteria filled deathtrap!
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to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
does the world financial capital not have ATM machines?
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to add to the above...just two days ago i was at this girl's new apartment and she went to order chinese. cash only. then she mentioned how she never has cash and how there's this great looking food spot by her work that is also cash only and it annoys her. guess who paid for her chinese food? this always prepared cash and card guy. i do think that every place should be able to accept cards, but the reality is that not every place does.... even in the financial capital of the world.
the point is that card isn't accepted everywhere. plus the hassle of having to run to an atm, pay to get your own money out, then rush back to pay for your now cold food is absurd.
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Saying "Woops I don't have cash" when you know you have to have cash is the mark of a total dip shit, not someone who sees cash as near useless. What someone who doesn't want to use cash would do is order from somewhere that doesn't require cash. I don't see a "cash only" sign and think I'll give it a shot anyway, I think I should either go to an ATM or keep walking.
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Cash only is such a poor business decision in 2016, especially when those Square pay things for $5 on Amazon.
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roommate smoking out of the kitchen door because it's too cold for him to go outside...it's only 60 F. I might have to resort to violence before the weather actually gets shitty.
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when my peener dips in the toilet water when I'm pooping
fucking hell, does it reach all the way to the water? why don't you rest it on the rim?
i'm frequently splashing my ass with dirty water after a massive turd has been dropped. amazing feeling, especially if i'm using public toilets
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-I have been talking to this girl that has 2 of the classes I have, she's cute but she's the kind of person who doesn't put their phone down.
-Teachers that give out study guides more confusing than helpful
-People that feel that they have to explain everything instead of just leaving things at a no
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whenever someone is playing some from a computer on full screen, but they dont move the cursor off the play/pause/timeline box (i dont know the term for it). drives me fucking crazy.
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"[superlative]. [noun]. ever."
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"[superlative]. [noun]. ever."
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I work with all dorks. Not nerds, not smart people, full on man-children dorks. They like Star Wars so they might as well be scientists. They're all watching the SpaceX stream and talking like they're aerospace engineers because they think Elon Musk is Iron Man. I hope space burns down because of these assholes.
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when people over pronounce an 'rl' at the end of a word.. instead of pearl they say peril, girl girul etc
does my fucking nut in
also people who say pacific instead of specific should be shot on sight
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I have his professor that says legitiMATE (verb) instead of legitimize. I know it can go either way but he says it quite a bit and it bugs me for some reason.
He also sends all the readings out via email, and these PDFs are always scanned some wonky direction that needs to be corrected.
Also ends every email with "peace."
Great professor though.
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I have his professor that says legitiMATE (verb) instead of legitimize. I know it can go either way but he says it quite a bit and it bugs me for some reason.
He also sends all the readings out via email, and these PDFs are always scanned some wonky direction that needs to be corrected.
Also ends every email with "peace."
Great professor though.
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is your professor this guy?
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I work with all dorks. Not nerds, not smart people, full on man-children dorks. They like Star Wars so they might as well be scientists. They're all watching the SpaceX stream and talking like they're aerospace engineers because they think Elon Musk is Iron Man. I hope space burns down because of these assholes.
Yes. Really anyone who acts like they're really into science but then only talks about space shit they saw on Facebook and probably doesn't even know the Laws of Motion (Not saying I do, but you want see me talking like some space travel expert). Like fuck you, you don't actually care or know about science. You just like to sound smart talking about space.
Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
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Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
people who do this make me super uncomfortable. I hate it when I end up getting stuck somewhere with someone like that.
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Also, unrelated. Guys who every time they see a mildly attractive girl in public, even if they're not wearing anything remotely revealing, have to comment on her attractiveness. Call me a pussy or whatever, but do you really have to objectify every woman you see? Thats kinda fucked up
yeah, i hung around some people like that for a minute and every time they went off i was just kinda thinking "so this is why a more common interaction between boys and girls doesn't happen"
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A lot of things my friends do. Except, I don't have any.
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when sports push the tv schedule back and it messes up my dvr
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automated phone systems are effective means of torture.
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automated phone systems are effective means of torture.
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They're not not called reesie's pieeeseeees you fucking idiots it's REESE'S.
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^ so you're the guy that shows up to the park and stares back at me emotionless when I say what's up
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You live in a world of more creative small talk than I do. The stuff I hear everyday is your typical MAN IT'S GON RAIN... LOOK AT THE SKY... THE SKY IS BLACK DO YOU THINK IT'S GOING TO RAIN? banter. It's all about the weather, the undisputed existence of the weekend, and the subjective quality of today's coffee. I would try to switch it up, but I don't want to fill people into my life anymore.
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I'm with you HATE I don't participate in that shit anymore. I quit a few years ago. Everyone thinks I'm weird and rude but they also don't hit me with their bullshit conversation either. If someone says some dumb shit to me just to fill some silence, they're not getting anything in return. I don't ignore them like I have a thing, I look them in the eyes for a second and don't say a word. Give em the silent nope. If it's alright to strike up a bullshit conversation because you can't deal with not talking then it's alright for me to not participate.
The main thing is that you have to get over what a stranger might think of you. It's easy if you consider how many people you must've interacted with in your life, and how you don't remember 99% of them. It's part of my core belief that nothing matters and we're all going to die.
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I'm team curmudgeon too. My down stairs neighbor gets a nod if that. People tEllington me to do a trick or 'you got it' or whatever get a look. Got it now to where nobody talks to me & that's ok
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I talk to everyone out skating though, I should add. Them my people.
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I have good n bad days w/ that. Little Salvador bastard who seeks my approval like I'm his dad? Do my best to ignore him. Someone my own age or even 10 yrs younger (30) I might talk. I'd always say hi back to a skater though
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Feel you guys on the small talk, I realized a while ago that basically one of the most important things you have in life is time and if you add up all the extra 45 secs you took to let some wanker finish whatever pointless thing he's saying and going about your business, needless to say if you let people ramble on you shit adds up, I guess kind of another thing when you are stuck somewhere with someone, still sucks though, I like the boldness of hates "goddamnit!"
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that's one thing i love about nyc. not that much bullshit small talk. when i leave the area i find myself wanting to strangle most everyone.
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This is one that is only getting to be more of a pet peeve as I get older: I fucking hate small talk with people I don't know or barely ever see. I've never liked it but I used to be more tolerant because I didn't want to come off as an asshole to people who generally just mean well and are being polite. However, a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist, which is already a place that I hate and gives me anxiety and this dude just started talking to me while I was filling out the insurance forms. "Hey, fall is in the air, right?" -no response. "Does this mean a late or early winter?" -"I, uh, don't know." Then I press the volume button on my phone to make it vibrate and act like I had a text to respond to. "Oh, you've got an Android? I bet a lot of people are switching over from Apple because the new..." "Goddamn it." and I got up and moved. The dude looked totally dejected and like I just kicked his dog, but I couldn't do it anymore. Just because we're in the same fucking office doesn't mean we have to shoot the shit. I barely even take calls from my wife in the afternoon just because I know it's her telling me she's leaving work and it's going to turn into her telling me about her day during her drive home only for her to tell me the same story over dinner.
just put in earphones before you go to the dentist. no one will talk to you, and you can pretend not to hear them if they try....there were even a couple times i didn't have an mp3 player, but tucked the wire in to my shirt so i can keep skating, and not have to stop and listen to someone who gets on my nerves. one time i pretended i was deaf and faked some sign language so these little skatepark groupies wouldn't bother me.... they instantly bought it. it was so hard to not start laughing
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this one dude that comes to my office at work when he needs something will raise his arms and, like, hang from the top of the doorway like he is some damn monkey. Put your damn arms down and tell me what you need and go the fuck away.
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When people leave voice mails.
When you talk to people and they drone on and on, saying the same shit for 15 minutes straight. Conciseness, please. (N/A when you're talking to a friend who just went through a break-up or something equally emotionally distressing.)
Food in the sink.
"Would of"
Parents fiddling with their phones while their kid is just sitting there. Does your kid suck that much?
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When people state the obvious 'oh you skating?' When you're on board. 90% of words don't need to be said.
If I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Say something once why say it again?
Psycho killer kiss kissay
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When people state the obvious 'oh you skating?' When you're on board. 90% of words don't need to be said.
If I have nothing to say my lips are sealed. Say something once why say it again?
Psycho killer kiss kissay
Qu'est-ce que c'est...I hate nit picky people...
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This is one that is only getting to be more of a pet peeve as I get older: I fucking hate small talk with people I don't know or barely ever see. I've never liked it but I used to be more tolerant because I didn't want to come off as an asshole to people who generally just mean well and are being polite. However, a couple weeks ago I was at the dentist, which is already a place that I hate and gives me anxiety and this dude just started talking to me while I was filling out the insurance forms. "Hey, fall is in the air, right?" -no response. "Does this mean a late or early winter?" -"I, uh, don't know." Then I press the volume button on my phone to make it vibrate and act like I had a text to respond to. "Oh, you've got an Android? I bet a lot of people are switching over from Apple because the new..." "Goddamn it." and I got up and moved. The dude looked totally dejected and like I just kicked his dog, but I couldn't do it anymore. Just because we're in the same fucking office doesn't mean we have to shoot the shit. I barely even take calls from my wife in the afternoon just because I know it's her telling me she's leaving work and it's going to turn into her telling me about her day during her drive home only for her to tell me the same story over dinner.
http://youtu.be/hb0ef6NhY74 (http://youtu.be/hb0ef6NhY74)
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I work in an office and my desk was recently moved. I now face this dweeby goddamn guy with a stupid Bam goatee and these spindly gangly arms. He's always standing up and bouncing around talking loudly to the people around him, who are very clearly not into him. He's just such a goddamn peckerhead, it drives me crazy. He's the kind of person who thinks if he says whatever he just said louder, that it becomes funny.
I guess my pet peeve is people like that guy.
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I work in an office and my desk was recently moved. I now face this dweeby goddamn guy with a stupid Bam goatee and these spindly gangly arms. He's always standing up and bouncing around talking loudly to the people around him, who are very clearly not into him. He's just such a goddamn peckerhead, it drives me crazy. He's the kind of person who thinks if he says whatever he just said louder, that it becomes funny.
I guess my pet peeve is people like that guy.
peckerheads
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empty toothpaste tube and making it last for two weeks cuz you keep forgetting you need to buy toothpaste
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Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.
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when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.
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when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.
My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))
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Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.
Orange Coke rules though.
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I getchu on the small talk. Even when I run into people who I know, but am only gonna see for a few more minutes (line at a concert, in a store, etc) I just keep the talk super minimal. Maybe a "sup" and a smile. Sometimes I just try to make them not see me, so there's no obligation for a greeting.
And it's probably cause I'm still a kid, but I've never had a small talk experience like you did HATE. Someone just coming up to you speaking about something random like that? Das weird.
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when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.
My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))
the freshness thing is bullshit. im convinced that the people who do it are just too fucking lazy to walk to the trash can and throw the plastic away.
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I've never liked seeing the words "ya" or "yah" used instead of "yeah."
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Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.
right, as if someone has ever wanted strawberry mello yello.
also, when people use this emoticon: ::) basically just means they enjoy being a cunt.
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when people open a container that has a plastic sheet over it (sour cream, chip dip, ect.) and dont fully remove the plastic.
My wife does that and insists that keeps juuuuuuuuuuust a little bit of freshness in. That kind of thinking is one of the reasons I hit her (I don't hit her (I shake her))
the freshness thing is bullshit. im convinced that the people who do it are just too fucking lazy to walk to the trash can and throw the plastic away.
hahaha oh man this one gives me the gears too, especially when the cover gets smeared with the food contained within, and yes I also agree 100% laziness as the motivation
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People who use the self check out line at the grocery store when they have a ton of shit. That line is for get in- get out with the quickness.
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Those touch screen soda fountains that let you pick 10 different flavors of sprite.
Orange Coke rules though.
cherry sprite is next level
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I wish I wasn't this prejudiced, but if you have a dumb voice, or a minor speech impediment, chances are that I won't like you at all. It's one thing to accomodate someone who stutters or who has a lisp, but if your voice is particularly silly, chances are that I won't like you, period. This is particularly bad because I have the worst accent ever, a mishmash of two, and since my voice is quite deep, I end up having to talk with a higher pitch for people not to think I'm trying to stunt on them. So this sucks.
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hahaha oh man this one gives me the gears too
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when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks
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when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks
:D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates
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Having the tv volume on an odd number
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when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks
:D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates
my dude! why am i just hearing this now
pet peeve of the day: homie with his lip gloss..uses it like a f'n cig in between sentences
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Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
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Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.
Having the tv volume on an odd number
me too. drives me crazy.
im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.
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im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.
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Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.
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Having the tv volume on an odd number
me too. drives me crazy.
im really starting to hate the new slang kids are saying. everything is sus and savage.
Sus is recent, savage is not a new slang my brother was using it all the time in 1999...but its not as annoying as sus or simpin'
My recent pet peeve is people who dont eat with their mouths closed...this dude I work with everyday eats his lunch with his mouth open and smacking the time too...I cant even hear the shit over my headphones sometimes :-X
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Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
this and the back kingpin was always how i could tell them apart. smith grinds wear that thing down pretty good.
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Having the tv volume on an odd number
me too. drives me crazy.
the feeble groove! always a sure sign
my tv has to be at a number ending in 0 or 5 or everyone will die
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Coworkers who feel the need to vent about personal problems at work.
I'm not your therapist, I'm not your friend. I didn't ask. I'm just running out the clock so I can get out of here.
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video intros & slow-mo.
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Man, skinny tapered pants with elastic cuffs, worn below the ass looks stupid as fuck and it's everywhere ???
I like Iceman's avatar though
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Assholes who wear shorts in the winter. It shouldn't bother me but it drives me crazy. Normally around October you stop seeing people in shorts, but as soon as the first snow hits, a bunch of dickheads feel like it's time to bust them out again. I see someone doing it at least twice a week.
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Assholes who wear shorts in the winter. It shouldn't bother me but it drives me crazy. Normally around October you stop seeing people in shorts, but as soon as the first snow hits, a bunch of dickheads feel like it's time to bust them out again. I see someone doing it at least twice a week.
and hoodies/jackets on 90 degree days. wtf is that shit?
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when you accidentally switch up your front and back trucks
:D that's why i mark "ft" and a "bt" in sharpie underneath the base plates
I switch them up every new deck. I never tighten them from the day I buy them so it doesn't mean shit to me.
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Insecure fat people. Seen it at a park, all the kids where like take it off man its hot as fuck. Homie standin there like "no Im fine" lookin like hes bout to cry. I tried to help and took my shirt off and let my little chunk and carroll chest out, but he was still to shook to take it off. I feel so bad about some people. How can you help the helpless?
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When people cut you off mid-sentence or check their phones routinely and then ask you to repeat yourself.
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When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.
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When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.
What kind of shops ask that kind of question? It never happened to me, ever, and I hope that never does.
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When women at shops I frequent, try to "get to know me", super uncomfortable, unwelcome and after a certain point I can never go back. Friendly banter is one thing, but probing personal questions about my life/myself for purposes of sexual evaluation or whatever, no thanks.
What kind of shops ask that kind of question? It never happened to me, ever, and I hope that never does.
Ones with unsupervised female staff and wait times
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When my wife uses the wrong knife when cooking. I have some pretty nice knives. Not high-end, because high-end with knives is like high-end with guitars or camera equipment. Sky's the limit. But sometimes I'll look over and she'll be slicing like a raw potato with a paring knife or something like that. Drives me crazy. Of course I don't say anything b/c she's just getting into cooking and I want to encourage her.
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When my wife uses the wrong knife when cooking. I have some pretty nice knives. Not high-end, because high-end with knives is like high-end with guitars or camera equipment. Sky's the limit. But sometimes I'll look over and she'll be slicing like a raw potato with a paring knife or something like that. Drives me crazy. Of course I don't say anything b/c she's just getting into cooking and I want to encourage her.
Man same here. My wife is a great cook however but she seems to use the toughest tools for the job.
I have an 8" and a 10" knife mainly for chopping
I notice it the most when she cuts celery, carrots or potatoes, and she cuts with a lil 4" fruit knife with no backbone to it.
She also insists on cooking thing on high in the crockpot. Thats another one that bugs me.
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This bothers me more than it should but I just don't understand when I'm driving and drop off a friend or whoever and when they try to get out if their door is locked, they look at me like they don't know what to do. They always say, "my door is locked" as if their door didn't have the exact same unlocking function as the driver's door. They just sit there and wait for me to unlock it for them.
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Bunch of posers...Your crook mark is the instant tell
i haven't done a crooked grind since Marc Johnson clowned them in that one video
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i haven't done a crooked grind since Marc Johnson clowned them in that one video
what video? i had a huge poster of this MJ crooked in my room when i was in high school.
http://youtu.be/Xpej0qc8Jy0?t=2m54s (http://youtu.be/Xpej0qc8Jy0?t=2m54s)
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probably Modus Operandi
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This bothers me more than it should but I just don't understand when I'm driving and drop off a friend or whoever and when they try to get out if their door is locked, they look at me like they don't know what to do. They always say, "my door is locked" as if their door didn't have the exact same unlocking function as the driver's door. They just sit there and wait for me to unlock it for them.
Your friends are regular, I dont ever recall this happening ever.
I dont like when people try to hide dick/butt/boxer adjustments. Man just do that shit out in the open proudly. Its gotta be done, like a sneeze, you cant hide a sneeze.
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You can hide a sneeze and risk popping blood vessels in your eyes or brain aneurysm. But it is polite.
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i held in a sneeze once and it caused a fart and there's nothing more embarrassing than an accidental fart...now whenever i sneeze i make sure to exaggerate the noise just in case
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my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"
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my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"
That's the fucking worst. They think it's impossible to step to the side and scratch their stupid cards and get back in line. Dude, I feel like they take a least 4-5 mins each time. All I want is my water, move!
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my new one is the fucking scratch-off addicts at my local corner store...fuckers always hang out at the counter and get in the way. I've starting saying things like "Bad luck coming through, please step aside." or "oh snap, Y'ALL SCRATCHING UP IN HERE?"
That's the fucking worst. They think it's impossible to step to the side and scratch their stupid cards and get back in line. Dude, I feel like they take a least 4-5 mins each time. All I want is my water, move!
i dont play those fucking things, but i was taught at an early age that you dont scratch them inside the store. thats what people with problems do.
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The "everything happens for a reason" people.
No, it doesn't, and you're really really fucking dumb.
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The "everything happens for a reason" people.
No, it doesn't, and you're really really fucking dumb.
hahaa nailed it.
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When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad
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When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad
You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.
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When I don't have someone's number but they have mine so I tell them to text me so I have theirs but instead they tell me their number and tell me to text them. Like you're making it a lot more complicated and I don't even really want your fucking number that bad
You should give your best "I did what I could" shrug, turn around, and never talk to them again.
My old AA sponsor did this. I broke 2 phones in a month (had back ups) and messaged him on facebook and he did this shit every fucking time. Now he's drinking again and paying for hookers apparently. Don't be like this dude people. I don't care if you pay for hookers and a drunk, just don't be an asshole and just text the fucking person when they don't have your number
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I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.
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I guess the alternative to paying for hookers is not paying for them. But then you'd have to murder them. I'd say he's on a positive life track. All things in perspective.
You don't have to murder them. Have you been murdering them? You don't have to do it every time sometimes you can just shoplift.
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Ohhhhhhh....
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loud whisperers
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
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People who love skin cancer, and people who don't wash their fish before they cook it.
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
You've clearly never been to Australia.
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The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
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The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.
The Sopranos- Janice catches some shrapnel from Ralphie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVTVPLN_MRY#)
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
my troubles is i think people polluting water w/ their skin is disgusting. remove fish from the equation it's still gross.
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the last time i went in the ocean, i peed in it. 8)
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AND wore sunscreen.
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AND wore sunscreen.
Screaming Trump Protestor NOOOO Compilation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPA7qjSfBd4#)
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Dont worry about them, raw fish got more omegas and shit. Last thing I want to taste is sunscreen when chompin down on a meal.(https://i.makeagif.com/media/7-26-2015/Kg6vn2.gif)
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'. Madd do-do.
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'. Madd do-do.
And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there
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i love shitting in water, i don't have a problem w/ that. i just think people swimming and all the gunk they put on their skin going into the water is gross. plastic beads are bad too.
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Police cars are always painted wrong. They should look like this to increase visibility and avoid confusion.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x5PAXF35chs/hqdefault.jpg)
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It's almost like they don't want people to know they're cops sometimes
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If that's the case they should drive an unmarked car, no problem with that. Some random minivans are more visible than cop cars and it's bullshit! Cops are out there to protect and serve the community they should make their presence loud and clear.
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What insignificant event happened to you tracer?
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What insignificant event happened to you tracer?
I'm trying to paint these fuckin cars yellow. Are you in or are you out? What are you going to do?
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I am going to avoid the police, thats what I will do.
I thought you where a ghetto canadian child? You should be able to spot unmarked and blue and whites from long distances and act accordingly to whatever gangster ass canadian situation you are in my dude. You tellin me they got the drop on you? Unforgivable.
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'. Madd do-do.
And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there
Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/4a/d8/094ad84f51c7f9a7ecb7dc2bf46393b4.jpg)
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people who go swimming w/ sunscreen, especially in the ocean. if you can't handle sun keep your namby pamby ass indoors, don't pollute fish w/ your skin. some of us have to eat out of there.
There are a few important steps a fish should go through between leaving the ocean and entering your stomach and I think they might be more responsible for whatever troubles you're experiencing than sunscreen.
Just imagine the giant dumps whales be takin'. Madd do-do.
And jizzing and having babies and taking baths and all the aquatic animals who MURDER each other in there
Whale cum probably has a pretty high spf when applied directly.
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/09/4a/d8/094ad84f51c7f9a7ecb7dc2bf46393b4.jpg)
And, it'll help you pass a drug test.
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Just when I thought I successfully hijacked the topic I see someone jerking off Shamu.
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Jaguar print. Tiger print, too, but jaguar print is the worst. I immediately stop liking someone who wears jaguar-printed clothing. It annoys me to no end and this is my pet peeve thank you.
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^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.
i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.
and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
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CVT transmissions, what loads of shit those things are.
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This guy in the office adjacent from me keeps sipping his soda loudly and then go "AHHHHH!" like he is in a god damn coca-cola commercial. It's starting to really piss me off. IT'S SO UNNECESSARY!
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This guy in the office adjacent from me keeps sipping his soda loudly and then go "AHHHHH!" like he is in a god damn coca-cola commercial. It's starting to really piss me off. IT'S SO UNNECESSARY!
that's how you experience maximum soda enjoyment.
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Jaguar print. Tiger print, too, but jaguar print is the worst. I immediately stop liking someone who wears jaguar-printed clothing. It annoys me to no end and this is my pet peeve thank you.
I'm with you. The only person that looks semi-cool with a jaguar print is a fucking witch doctor.
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I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.
Also, fuck people who vomit in sinks. It makes the bathroom unbearable, and someone has to clean it up, whether it's in my apartment or at a bar.
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I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity
"if you're not off my property in 30 seconds i'm sending you to fucking heaven." yelling into the house: "Honey, get me the god damn shotgun."
problem permanently solved.
bonus points if you don't even own a gun.
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people in the Q&A section on almost every amazon page that reply just to say they don't know the answer "sorry, i bought the shirt as a gift for a friend, so i don't know how it fits". is there some kind of reward system for commenting on amazon, or are these people just that lonely?
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Looking through a rack at a clothing store and someone starts looking directly next to you and stands in the way of the direction you were moving, it's the equivalent on snaking someone at a park
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People who are unaware of their surroundings/not giving a shit about their surroundings. An example is people walking slowly while looking at their phone and not realizing I can't get around their turtle-paced bitch ass. I walk fast and when there's not ample space to pass people who are doddling along, I lose my shit.
On the not giving a shit notion, if I'm camping or something and someones blasting some music right by me or people having conversations on their phones in public in a very high volume. I don't give a shit if the profit margains are too thin, Gary, take your fucking conversation outside.
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Concerts have become kind of embarrassing... Everyone with their phones out it's like, why did you even show up? Some professional will get better footage anyways that you can watch later. Social media's impact on shows has gotten so bad, and I don't see it getting better.
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I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.
Ministry - ???????? (Psalm 69) [Full Album] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-jR-9o0cew#)
Even if they just want to talk about Psalm 69?
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People who blast sneezes in the checkout line. I'm not a germaphobe, but dude..at least make an attempt to cover that shit somewhat.
Next time that happens I pray that I have a fart in the chamber so I can administer some street justice.
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People who blast sneezes in the checkout line. I'm not a germaphobe, but dude..at least make an attempt to cover that shit somewhat.
Next time that happens I pray that I have a fart in the chamber so I can administer some street justice.
Agreed, if you can lift your arm to your face, and know the right etiquette, then there's no reason to not cover your mouth other than you're a dipshit. And if you don't know the right etiquette, learn it.
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I fucking hate when ministry people wake me up on Sunday morning to talk about Christianity, when I'm hungover in my boxers.
Even if they just want to talk about Psalm 69?
maybe Jesus built their hotrods? ???
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vegans
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Two sided sink in my kitchen-one side has garbage disposal, one side doesn't. Why does my wife always rinse off the dirty plates into the side that doesn't have the disposal?!?!? Food chunks stuck in the drain. Drives me crazy.
Marriage, enter at your own risk.
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the huf ad at the top of the page at the moment with the rolled up dad jeans and clown shoes
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automated phone menus make me want to set the world afire.
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negative people who get upset by unimportant stuff ;D
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^ its trashy, but trashy can be sexy sometimes. sometimes.
i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.
and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.
Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
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i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.
and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.
Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
Nip this in the bud today. If you don't do it calmly now you'll explode in the future. I fucking hate it when people do this at work or on the bus.
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Love the dudes at the skatepark that let their dogs run amok....I don't bring my skateboard to the dog park......
No joke...total Vancouver moment...one time at the Starbucks down the street...dude w the white guy counting crows dreads....brings in his Great Dane.....then when the manager says....'uh....no!' He pulls the.....'I know...I know...but I left his leash at home...what am I suppose to do?!'
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really though, those big ass dogs can be scary just because your a yippie or someshit doesn't mean your massive dog wont go crazy all of a sudden, "oh he's fine..."
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Love the dudes at the skatepark that let their dogs run amok....I don't bring my skateboard to the dog park......
Reminds me of a middle-aged man who was driving his fucking RC car around a park I skated once. The park was actually empty and he still managed to get it in my way, I almost wanted to kick it. I could see his wife telling him to watch out and he started to throw a hissy fit at her. That's not even the first time I've been skating somewhere and RC car duders show up. Annoying to say the least.
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no toys.....that's the line.....I'm already thinking through drones....cause it's starting to happen....I kinda think I'm not having it....
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dude w the white guy counting crows dreads....
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i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.
and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.
Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
haha fuck, after the first week I was ready to get all shitty on him, "turn that fucking shit off or go to your fuckin room!" but decided it wasn't worth the tension and we're all leaving that house in a couple weeks anyways. I have discovered that a quick way to get him to chill is to start playing sound off my phone, I think it annoys him ::)
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i cant stand when people bring their dogs places where their dog should not be. im not talking about people bringing leader dogs or therapy dogs into stores and restaurants, im talking about when assholes bring the dogs over to someone elses house or to parties. in another thread i was talking about a time where someone brought their dog over to my buddies house and his dog ate my flip flops. they fight with other dogs, chew things up, attack kids, bark like crazy, jump up and eat food off tables and counters, all kinds of ridiculous shit. i get that people love their pets, but not everyone else does. leave your fucking dog at home unless the owner of wherever you're going told you to bring your dog.
and i dont have a problem with dogs. the problem is with assholes dog owners.
for real. I have a dog and he's good in situations like that, no barking, not jumping etc... but I make sure it's chill if I bring him along to something like that, and for the most part he's more content at home in the evening anyways. Asshole dog owners are the worst- it seems like every other person in my neighborhood has a yippy shit dog that freaks out every time they see my dog. These little dogs are fucking losing its trying to rip their leashes (if they are even on one) out of their owners hands and the dipshits act like nothing is going on. I tell my dog to sit and he does so until they pass. It's not that hard to train a dog, and we're both going to be bummed when my 50lb dogs takes a snap at your 5 pounder cause it won't leave him alone.
Also, a good bud of mine just moved into my place. Love the dude to death and we're in a band together and hang all the time, but he watches instagram videos with the sound on while I'm watching tv/a movie and I want to slap his face and the phone out of his hand.
haha fuck, after the first week I was ready to get all shitty on him, "turn that fucking shit off or go to your fuckin room!" but decided it wasn't worth the tension and we're all leaving that house in a couple weeks anyways. I have discovered that a quick way to get him to chill is to start playing sound off my phone, I think it annoys him? ::)
Passive aggressive... Are you sure you guys are not married?
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people showing me shit from their Instagram, on their phones
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when you're talking about a comic and the other person, a layperson like yourself, compliments his timing. 'oh, his timing is impeccable'.
shut the actual fuck up! maybe i'm daft but i know who's funny off their jokes, i don't give a shit about timing. wouldn't recognize good or bad timing if it swam up and bit me in the ass.
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I also hate when people are smarter than me.
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these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.
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Whatever helps you.
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nasally teenage stoners in the food service industry
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Nasally people of any age in any industry
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
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It's illegal to scalp tickets in person but not on line.
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
For me, it's not that shot that's painful. It's the price.
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I have tattoos but I'm not afraid of shots because I never go to the doctor.
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I have tattoos but I'm not afraid of shots because I never go to the doctor.
But is your facebook name Shit "all tatted up" for brains?
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these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.
This is what idiot drug addicts say.
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these aren't smart people, it's a trope like saying 'that's the preferred nomenclature' but you can't use nomenclature in any other sentence or context. or calling girls voluptuous when you mean beautiful. or using dichotomy wrong.
Metallica - Jump In the Fire single (Studio Version) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ll1-yV8YSw#)
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
::) cool logic there brah
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any form of the phrase "zero fucks given". you sound like a dweeb when you say anything like that.
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One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.
I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
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One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.
I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick
Nobody ever has a reason to come to my house so when someone does, I drop to the floor like they're SWAT and I'm assistant shift supervisor of a meth lab. I get real twitchy when the girl scouts come by so I couldn't imagine someone stopping by to waste my entire day.
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One of my pet peeves is when people randomly show up at my house and just expect to hang around all day.
I felt like an asshole but just locking the door in Front of them and walking away sent the message pretty quick
Nobody ever has a reason to come to my house so when someone does, I drop to the floor like they're SWAT and I'm assistant shift supervisor of a meth lab. I get real twitchy when the girl scouts come by so I couldn't imagine someone stopping by to waste my entire day.
Hahaha.
Yeah outta all my friends/family, like 4 of them will just show up outta nowhere and expect us to drop everything we have planned to sit around and talk for hours on end.
Im a pretty anxious guy so Im always trying to keep busy and multi tasking. Last thing I wanna do is have coffee and sit around.
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
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Shark Tits's memery reminded me of one of mine's: people who put the W in Axl Rose. Like W. Axl Rose.
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people who are incapable of being on time.
i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'
PURE UNFILTERED RAGE
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
k mate, you sure seem to "think" you know a lot about this topic 8) your pet peeve sucks btw, why would that even bother you?
p.s. I still like your switch back lips
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people who are incapable of being on time.
i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'
PURE UNFILTERED RAGE
this kills me. Regardless if im picking up a friend or a friend is picking me up, somehow im always waiting. It pisses me off so much. This one dude i know does the same thing every time, texts me saying "be at yours in 5 minutes" so ill go outside and wait, 20 minutes later he rolls in, i hate the idea of people waiting on me so im always pretty good with being on time so it annoys me when other people cant.
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
p.s. I still like your switch back lips
I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?
p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
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people who ollie over the handrail to grind (showoff to fifty or whatever u want to call it)
when the rail is not fixed on the top step (wich feels to me like wanting to be cool enough to showoff but not having the ability to do so on a normal rail)
it annoys me even though the trick usualy is gnarly anyways
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people who are incapable of being on time.
i have a bunch of habitually late friends and i want to murder them all.
I asked one dude why he is always late and his response was ' if i leave at the time im supposed to meet you, youll definitely be there when i arrive.. i hate waiting for people who are late.'
PURE UNFILTERED RAGE
this kills me. Regardless if im picking up a friend or a friend is picking me up, somehow im always waiting. It pisses me off so much. This one dude i know does the same thing every time, texts me saying "be at yours in 5 minutes" so ill go outside and wait, 20 minutes later he rolls in, i hate the idea of people waiting on me so im always pretty good with being on time so it annoys me when other people cant.
im glad someone understands! it really boils my piss
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If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, don't bother showing up.
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The early bird gets the worm, and the best waves.
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If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late. If you're late, don't bother showing up.
for business, dates, 1:1 link ups, trips etc yes.
when people think punctuality is a cultural construct, fair enough, it is. but when you think about business, love it or hate it how far we've come in the western world elevating the human quality of life via adhering to commitments etc...DEAL WITH IT AS AN EXPECTATION.
i've thought about this recently after hearing interviews on NPR focused on immigrants that don't understand time as a billable unit of commerce in some industries and having a difficult time assimilating which must really suck, like back home it's about the job being done within a general time period. then i thought about the stereotype of "colored people time" or whatever as a cultural heritage from unindustrialized nations. i guess if that works for you fine, but don't be thinking it's ok in a business setting showing up late on the regs which unfortunately i have to deal with at work and the "cultural sensitivities" involved.
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
p.s. I still like your switch back lips
I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?
p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
I think we're gunna have to agree to disagree here mate:
a) because you have a skewed and extremely shallow understanding of (ethical) veganism
b) I don't want to become the next gipper on here
c) if we keep this up we may just have to get a room/ rim job each other
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When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.
this
give me a beer if you want to say more than 2 words
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When people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but don't like shots.
"Oh cool you have tattoos, how many do you have?"
"Oh like 10 but its so crazy because i hate shots though lol"
^The new vegans
Another pet peeve, vegans don't know how to take a joke
EDIT: Actually not all vegans, just you bro
you can switch back lip so I'll let it slide, just this once (your comparison still sucks though) :-*
No it doesn't. The point i made was people think they are so unique because they have tattoos but hate shots but in reality everyone basically hates shots. I never heard someone get excited because they have a doctors appointment lined and they cant wait to get a shot. Kind of like vegans, they think they are so unique because they only eat plants but basically everyone eats plants but just dont sniff their own farts doing but basically thats just you because you absolutely give normal vegans a bad name. You see other vegans on this forum that know how to take a joke but not you though, you are basically every meme that makes fun of vegans
p.s. I still like your switch back lips
I dont know, why does the last thing you posted in the things you are not stoked on thread make you not stoked?
p.s. your constant use of emojis make you look like a 14 year old
a) because you have a skewed and extremely shallow understanding of (ethical) veganism
b) I don't want to become the next gipper on here
c) if we keep this up we may just have to get a room/ rim job each other
True, my bad. Having a shitty week and haven't been able to take my anger out with my skating. Ill still take that rim job offer though
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people that take their anger out on others just because they're having a shitty week
(http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/4400440/throwing-shade-o.gif)
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Damn now i really feel the pain that gipper goes through on here. Like you know when you serve someone so badly then they keep chasing you around in each thread to try to redeem themselves
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Damn now i really feel the pain that gipper goes through on here. Like you know when you serve someone so badly then they keep chasing you around in each thread to try to redeem themselves
tobey you don't have the thinking ability to actually roast anyone lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg
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I have worse grammar than you but you still end up looking like the bigger idiot
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Tobey kills it at life.
Plus he's not vegan
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getting that first sheet going off a new paper towel roll
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i get annoyed by the whole cool guy schtick of not caring about things or denouncing them
saw that new part? meeh he sucks, i know others who do it better
vegans are annoying,
ethical production of goods? you homo
did you read the news? lolno I dont read the news
try to buy as little big corpo stuff as possible/ who cares
doing stuff for free < you (personnaly) have to gain atleast something
its not the nineties anymore, if you dont care you suck
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i get annoyed by the whole cool guy schtick of not caring about things or denouncing them
saw that new part? meeh he sucks, i know others who do it better
vegans are annoying,
ethical production of goods? you homo
did you read the news? lolno I dont read the news
try to buy as little big corpo stuff as possible/ who cares
doing stuff for free < you (personnaly) have to gain atleast something
its not the nineties anymore, if you dont care you suck
"I don't know that shit......Keepin' it real."- Chris Rock from Bigger and Blacker
There is a line between being a socially conscious, informed human being and caring way too much about little things and being in everyone's face about it.
People want to be vegan, cool, but don't talk about it all the time or denounce people and spit your facts when they are just trying to grab a slice of pizza. Everyone knows someone who is always getting into the current "cool" cause and treats it like it's the most important thing on earth. Until the next "cool" cause comes around. That's lame.
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"I don't know that shit......Keepin' it real."- Chris Rock from Bigger and Blacker
There is a line between being a socially conscious, informed human being and caring way too much about little things and being in everyone's face about it.
People want to be vegan, cool, but don't talk about it all the time or denounce people and spit your facts when they are just trying to grab a slice of pizza. Everyone knows someone who is always getting into the current "cool" cause and treats it like it's the most important thing on earth. Until the next "cool" cause comes around. That's lame.
I'm not a vegan, i dont know any 'in your face' vegans, I only encounter
'who hate those in your face vegans'.
'I dont have a problem with gay people but dont be too gay near me please'
'My friends are black'
ofc its whack to critizing anyone else diet, but the fact that veganism is an educated* choice combined with the fact that knoledge is based in 'doing something right/different/better' then what is the dietary concesus in a world where they, therefor, often have to explain themselves makes for a combination that other people find offensive...
*FUCKING DISCLAIMER BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE WILL OFC ZOOM INTO THIS BIT, WHEN I SAY EDUCATED I MEAN ACTUALLY KNOWING WHY, NOT JUST INNIT FOR THE LOOKS AND 'BECAUSE ALL THE HOT GIRLS GO TO THIS VEGAN BAR AND I WANNA HOOK UP' TYPE OF VEGANS
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there's a big trend at the moment on youtube for "SJW debunkers" (or whatever the fuck you want to call them?) to try and attack/ debate with vegans over their ethics and it's absolutely cringe-inducing to watch.
That's all I really have to say about the topic. People tend to have this sort of irrational hate for vegans because of the internet and not because of any real life interaction they've actually had with them.
*coughs* roaming millennial *coughs*
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there's a big trend at the moment on youtube for "SJW debunkers" (or whatever the fuck you want to call them?) to try and attack/ debate with vegans over their ethics and it's absolutely cringe-inducing to watch.
That's all I really have to say about the topic. People tend to have this sort of irrational hate for vegans because of the internet and not because of any real life interaction they've actually had with them.
*coughs* roaming millennial *coughs*
This is so on point, I think many people base their "hate" for vegans on buzzfeed lists or someshit. For some context, now imagine someone who only knows skating from "10 reasons why skaters are annoying" lists talking to you about why skating is stupid, with the devastating combination of utter condescension and COMPLETE lack of knowledge
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when someone's alarm goes off but it takes nearly an hour to turn it off
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when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.
chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.
the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.
shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.
i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.
i'm fucked.
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when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.
chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.
the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.
shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.
i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.
i'm fucked.
I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
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when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.
chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.
the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.
shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.
i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.
i'm fucked.
I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
You can be right or you can be happy.......marraige in a nutshell
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Hahahah marriage stories can be hilarious/horrific.
Im Pretty lucky that my wife is extremely chill. We fight maybe once or twice a year, and it's not even really fighting. She just won't talk to me for a few days.
She was pissed yesterday though when I yelled at my brother in law. I was being an asshole though. He legit deserved it but he had just gotten back from a funeral, so my bad.
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when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.
chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.
the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.
shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.
i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.
i'm fucked.
I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
by then it's much too late. nobody cares about who is in the right or in the wrong, it's about who handles themselves more "maturely". there has to be a winner. that's why 50/50 modern relationships grate each other down, while less "progressive" traditional relationships with the male being the winner works longer at the cost of the female, so long as she can brag about how he made her feel special with objects.
to that reality it's no wonder people realize that interaction with anyone but your true friends and your soul mate(s) are a mere calculated game to get the upper hand. you also have a window of 20 years to accomplish this 18-38, otherwise if you don't life in a cosmopolitan city you are a tired fuck.
it's why we're DOOMED.
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when someone says you're being defensive when you're even toned and clarifying your POV.
chicks HATE that shit and it's sabotaged relationships for me, likely my recent breakup. i guess i have a psychological disorder that helping someone to understand or clarify if there's a misinterpretation, seems better than just leaving a misunderstanding unresolved.
the "victory" so to speak is just letting time pass and let bitches trip.
shit's never going to be "fair" with jawns, but choosing your battles is clearly the key to longevity. it just fucks my mind that someone can say "you're being defensive or argumentative" when you say (x) someone completely understands it as (y) and you're like oh, no this is what i meant. i'm not trying to be right or have the last word, believe me.
i refuse to be beaten down like some of my sorry ass friends that are married that just stop talking and probably fap in the shower every morning on some american beauty shit.
i'm fucked.
I relate to this. I usually get to far in before i realise its a losing battle and not worth my time
by then it's much too late. nobody cares about who is in the right or in the wrong, it's about who handles themselves more "maturely". there has to be a winner. that's why 50/50 modern relationships grate each other down, while less "progressive" traditional relationships with the male being the winner works longer at the cost of the female, so long as she can brag about how he made her feel special with objects.
to that reality it's no wonder people realize that interaction with anyone but your true friends and your soul mate(s) are a mere calculated game to get the upper hand. you also have a window of 20 years to accomplish this 18-38, otherwise if you don't life in a cosmopolitan city you are a tired fuck.
it's why we're DOOMED.
Please elaborate.
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you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.
and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
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Extroverts especially when they force me to talk. Like, fuck you. Mind your business.
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when my favorite cable channels get new numbers
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you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.
and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
This is the key. You're all mad if you think logic, reasoning or being "right" is gonna get you anywhere. Pick your battles, most of them are not worth fighting because you can't win no matter what. I'm just happy my wife puts up with me so in exchange I put up with her even when she's "wrong".
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Extroverts especially when they force me to talk. Like, fuck you. Mind your business.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W34wyKZlWQ#)
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When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.
Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate dude.
My pet peeve recently is when people cannot give you a definitive answer. That is extremely annoying when skating and at work.
Work: My bosses came to me to create a print ads for the local paper. I worked on it, finished them, and brought it to them for approval. However, I guess they don't have enough time to look at it and give it the green light. I understand they are busy, but the newspaper rep is contacting me asking if we are still doing this, and that the material will be due at end of day. I told them this and they basically dismissed it giving me neither approval or denial. Like fuck... just tell me if you want to run this or not! I'm gonna be pissed if they procrastinate any further, like, why the fuck did you even have me make these ads then? Yes ... or No?
Skating: Do you wanna skate today? "Idk" ... Do you wanna skate here? "Maybe" ...
sorry for the rant, but I have noticed it alot this past week, and it's very frustrating. I hate waiting on other people.
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Someone at work has left dirty dishes behind the sink for almost two weeks now and its driving me fucking crazy. Nobody got fired and nobody has been on vacation for that long, so I know this asshole sees this shit and still does nothing about it. I don't know exactly who it is that made the mess, so my only options are to make a stupid passive aggressive sign that says "Please clean up after yourself" and put it in the kitchen in hopes that someone sees it and cleans it up, or clean it myself and post a picture of the clean sink in our slack channel with a shitty "you're welcome" caption or something like that. I'm not just going to clean it up and not say something though, because whoever it is needs to know that leaving a mess for that long is bullshit. I cleaned the microwave once after someone cooked a volcano in it and that was the last time I ever clean up after anyone else at work.
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Someone at work has left dirty dishes behind the sink for almost two weeks now and its driving me fucking crazy. Nobody got fired and nobody has been on vacation for that long, so I know this asshole sees this shit and still does nothing about it. I don't know exactly who it is that made the mess, so my only options are to make a stupid passive aggressive sign that says "Please clean up after yourself" and put it in the kitchen in hopes that someone sees it and cleans it up, or clean it myself and post a picture of the clean sink in our slack channel with a shitty "you're welcome" caption or something like that. I'm not just going to clean it up and not say something though, because whoever it is needs to know that leaving a mess for that long is bullshit. I cleaned the microwave once after someone cooked a volcano in it and that was the last time I ever clean up after anyone else at work.
i guarantee shit for brains wouldn't touch those dirty dishes..ill wait for him to give you his advice though, this should be good
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Fuck no I wouldn't. If the person who dirtied them isn't going to clean them, then the office chump is. When people I work with do that shit and then send out passive aggressive emails/slack notifications that just lets everybody know that this sucker will put up with anything. That's not your kitchen and it's not your problem. You won't be a hero for washing them you'll be cleaning up after some anonymous asshole for no reason.
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I used to wash dishes at a 3 vendor mini-mart. The arab fucks would 100% purposely bring dishes after I was done and cleaned the sinks, like a joke or some shit. I told them not do that. The next day they still did it so I threw them in the trash. The next day I just let the sink fill up while I drank expensive beers I jacked from their section out in my car, then quit at the end of the day and stole more beer from them.
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being jerked around at work. the manager hired some new people and i went from expo to dish washer/expo. they change my schedule all the fucking time.
also when the person you were in a relationship with cant communicate until its too late, really irritating. this last one fucking gutted me..
working a normal job that doesn't involve anything i truly enjoy.
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Those dishes have been abandoned, through them all in the garbage.
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I used to wash dishes at a 3 vendor mini-mart. The arab fucks would 100% purposely bring dishes after I was done and cleaned the sinks, like a joke or some shit. I told them not do that. The next day they still did it so I threw them in the trash. The next day I just let the sink fill up while I drank expensive beers I jacked from their section out in my car, then quit at the end of the day and stole more beer from them.
Yeah, didn't really need the "arab" in there.
Anyway, whiny actors are a new pet peeve of mine. "My name should've gone FIRST!" Why don't you drink less, bitch. And I'm talking about a man. I'm directing a play, that's why I'm saying this.
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When people want to have full blown conversations in-between goes on a session.
Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.
Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate dude.
My pet peeve recently is when people cannot give you a definitive answer. That is extremely annoying when skating and at work.
Work: My bosses came to me to create a print ads for the local paper. I worked on it, finished them, and brought it to them for approval. However, I guess they don't have enough time to look at it and give it the green light. I understand they are busy, but the newspaper rep is contacting me asking if we are still doing this, and that the material will be due at end of day. I told them this and they basically dismissed it giving me neither approval or denial. Like fuck... just tell me if you want to run this or not! I'm gonna be pissed if they procrastinate any further, like, why the fuck did you even have me make these ads then? Yes ... or No?
Skating: Do you wanna skate today? "Idk" ... Do you wanna skate here? "Maybe" ...
sorry for the rant, but I have noticed it alot this past week, and it's very frustrating. I hate waiting on other people.
RealTalk!
this shit enfuriates me, fully grown people that cant make a fucking decision.. then act like a bitch when you decide for them. this applies to my work life skate life and at least 2/5 of my band.. someones getting stabbed soon haha
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People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
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People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
This gets me too. Basic pedestrian theory escapes most people. The ones that step out of doorways without looking or the one that stop dead without checking over their shoulder too.
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Those dudes who drive lifted trucks and purposefully blow soot out of their tail pipes.
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People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
I think the spatial awareness you get from skating increases your sidewalking skills up to 700%, but most people are just on some basic shit
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People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
Let me build on this. Almost everyday, as I leave the elevator at my apartment, the person waiting to get on doesn't look to see if anyone is trying to get off and nearly runs into me. I thought it was common knowledge to let people get off before you get on.
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People who walk in groups that block the sidewalk, and don't move for people, fucking suck. Parents with kids are understandable but two couples or four guys/women piss me off. Some people act as if I ruined their night, by saying, "Excuse me," when I'm just trying to walk to work on time. People shouldn't be having deep conversations on sidewalks, in the first place, if they want privacy and don't want to be interrupted.
Riding the tube in London you can always tell the Londoners or other people that grew up in bigger cities with mass transit systems as they are the ones that stand to the side of the doors to let people of before trying to board.
PSO, I think you are 100 percent correct with your special awareness observation. My mum is an academic who has done research into this type of thing.
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people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
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you have to pick your battles and know who youre trying to "explain" things to. a lot of people out there are thick skulled and have their feet buried so far into their own beliefs that there is nothing you can do to even make them consider your side of things. i know that letting people get away with their bullshit all the time isnt fair, but arguing with those people is like rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic. save yourself the frustration and try to pick better company.
and fights over misunderstandings are guaranteed in any relationship. i think the key to making it work has to do with how easily you can forgive the other person for their faults. if you cant forgive them, or if theyre crossing the line too frequently, then you shouldnt be with that person.
can someone define the difference between a debate and a discussion? like if you calmly disagree with someone, they can throw the argument card, and nobody wants an argument ever. but everyone respects debates with the right tone/context so long as they're constructive. i just want to be able to have a conversation with someone that doesn't automatically get interpreted as an argument.
suppose smoking rock and sodomizing a prost at the hourly hotel once a month while mumbling dennis hopper esque lines from blue velvet is where i'm heading
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people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
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this big time..im sure there are a ton of slap posters on here that smoke..please explain why you think it's ok to litter your butts wherever the fuck you want..why is it so hard to throw it in the trash
I smoke and I hate smokers who do that. I even have an old water bottle in my car so when I smoke while driving I put the butt in there. Some girl that I used to bang knew I did this and whenever she was in my car and we were smoking she just threw the fucking butt out the window anyway. Thank god she broke my heart for the third time or that would have been the last straw!!!!
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Kinda on the same note as straight's post.
This is one I've both been guilty of in my younger days and have been more aware and cautious of as I got older:
Leaving your shit scattered everywhere when leaving a self-made basketball/tennis court spot.
Recently skated a school court with a bunch of younger dudes but had to leave early. Later on that night I asked one of the younger guys that was at the session if they left all the shit everywhere and he smirked and replied with a 'yeah, who cares' and I immediately felt shitty. I'm talking benches flipped over and fuckin' tires from the football field next door. Someone has to pick this shit up and it only makes the spot a definite bust in the future.
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^ I was on vacation with my parents a while back and the only thing I wanted to do was skate this one park in the town we were staying at while my parents went and did boring shit. They dropped me off and the city had closed the park for the day because the locals had a party there the night before and trashed the place. Cups and beer cans were everywhere, there were a bunch of broken plastic chairs all over the place. It looked like they lit some shit on fire too. I was super bummed. Bombed a hill instead and ate major shit.
can someone define the difference between a debate and a discussion? like if you calmly disagree with someone, they can throw the argument card, and nobody wants an argument ever. but everyone respects debates with the right tone/context so long as they're constructive. i just want to be able to have a conversation with someone that doesn't automatically get interpreted as an argument.
suppose smoking rock and sodomizing a prost at the hourly hotel once a month while mumbling dennis hopper esque lines from blue velvet is where i'm heading
this is what i mean about picking your battles. i feel like i can pick up pretty quickly whether or not someone is willing to listen to a different opinion than their own. theres no point in debating, discussing or arguing with the people who wont because you're not going to get anywhere. let them bask in their cognitive dissonance and move on. its not worth it.
i think people need to drop their pride a little bit and be ok with being wrong once in a while. nobody is right about every one of their views and opinions. only when you realize and admit that you might be wrong about some things you can listen to what other people have to say and that allows you to grow as a person. i feel like a lot of people would rather start turn a conversation into a heated argument than admit that theyre wrong though.
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Small talk is understandable but I've had to warm up again on several occasions.
Had to deal with this last night skating a park, dam it's the worst. I don't wanna be mean, but like I came here to skate.
Dude for sure, I got one friend who does this and it's like he just likes to repeat the same story/ complaint just to have something to talk about. They don't listen to my advice and I sit there saying the same shit for no reason, I learned to just skate away. I feel like a dick doing it but I'd rather that than listening to a broken record over and over...
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smokers for the most part
I'm sure there are too but fuck 'em, I'm all about reducing the rights of smokers* as much as possible. People who smoke around children are the fucking worst too, no fucking awareness whatsoever :-\
*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course
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The parks near me have trash clean up done by people sentenced to community service. I used to clean things up when I got there early but after overhearing the idiot CS people talk about the illuminati I've been thinking about bringing my trash from home and leaving it there.
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people who intentionally litter
smokers for the most part
*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course
I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
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smokers for the most part
*smokers who actually smoke in designated areas/ use portable ashtrays/ are aware of how much their smoke stinks are the exception of course
I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
Are you sure dude, because everything else you go on to type would indicate otherwise.
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Maybe im not a smoker but nah i think im just aware of how gross it is for other people and i think way to much
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Cigars and weed actually smell good, I'd be fine with either in restaurants etc.
You have to be 20M away from the business' front door or some fuck shit, forget smoking on the patio...
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Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes. ::)
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When someone says they are sponsored or getting flow and you know they're not. i have a friend who for awhile now has been getting discounts on boards in bulk and saying he's sponsored by the company. he just told me last night he's getting flow from venture
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I am a smoker but i am very cautious of smoking around people who dont smoke, i dont smoke around kids or in peoples cars or houses. I dont even smoke before getting on a bus cause even i know i hate when someone gets on a bus stinking of smoke. Im also pretty good with putting it properly and throwing it in the trash, fucking irritates me when im walking behind someone whos constantly blowing smoke in my face or throws it on the ground when they are a couple of feet away from a trashcan
then you're my favorite type of smoker (but clearly part of a minority fringe)
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While on the topic I know a couple of dudes who are heavy weed smokers, they are incredibly anti tobacco and talk shit on dudes who smoke cigarettes and spliffs, yet still have the nerve to smoke nothing but backwoods. I'm not sure if they're hypocritical or just really fucking stupid.
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While on the topic I know a couple of dudes who are heavy weed smokers, they are incredibly anti tobacco and talk shit on dudes who smoke cigarettes and spliffs, yet still have the nerve to smoke nothing but backwoods. I'm not sure if they're hypocritical or just really fucking stupid.
it's the second one
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Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes. ::)
turns out nicotine addictions outlive common colds.
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Listening to co-workers bitch about having a cold but they still smoke cigarettes. ::)
turns out nicotine addictions outlive common colds.
No way, really? Didn't know that.
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whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
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The woman filing her nails on the bus right now is pissing me of. People have no fucking shame in the big city. I've even seen people clipping their nails on public transport.
Last time I went to paris there was this old asian man clip his toenails in the metro. It was kinda shocking.
I hate when people in a group of friend asks, what is the plan for the weekend, and never actually propose any fucking thing to do. What are you guys doing? Then another one guy reply, I don't know whatever people want to do.
Am I suppose to be their fucking manager.
I hate people that can't have initiative.
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whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
Now that I'm a grown up I just shake people's hands. I find myself getting more and more alarmed at people that want to do the slap and fist bump. Then you have the guy that wants to slap hands, fist bump and as you touch fists he gives a little snap of his fingers. I imagine I look like Larry David when I see that.
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whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
As an adult, I also just shake people's hands, unless it's at the park because sweaty skater hands are gross. That being said, most guys have TERRIBLE, limp, even moist handshakes.
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I offer out a handshake and if someone throws something that is NOT a handshake back at me I just look at their hand like it's been replaced with a dead baby made of dog shit. I'm not touching that thing.
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My hands are always moist so when they extend, I go for fist bump, and when you make them switch from handshake to fist bump you have cucked them.
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Do lots of you have problems with those baggy pants the kids are wearing these days too?
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Do lots of you have problems with those baggy pants the kids are wearing these days too?
I wear baggy pants, but I know what your talking about, that shit don't peeve me, that shit straight wack. trying too hard end up lookin lame
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whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
It always throws me off when I reach out to shake a woman's hand and they're trying to hug...it's business, not a date.
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My hands are always moist so when they extend, I go for fist bump, and when you make them switch from handshake to fist bump you have cucked them.
outside of work fist bump is the go to.. especially with skaters.. we are pretty much all sweaty dirty & scabby at the best of times, fist bump is minimal contact, lets make that the standard for everyone everywhere
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White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
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whenever anyone tries to shake my hand any different than a regular handshake. im not cool and neither are you, so dont try and pull some three step thumb grabbing bullshit.
I work with some Italian and Brazilian women and the whole kiss the air on the side of each cheek greeting can feel pretty awkward.
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When people vent to you then get an attitude when you don't respond with what they want to hear.
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White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
No white shoes after Labor Day, or else.... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnGHB-kI2ZM#)
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White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
I'm going to buy some just out of spite.
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White shoes after Labor Day! Don't people know the fucking rules?!
Good luck returning them.
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When my roomate dosen't do his dishes >:(
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sorry, but you cant buy shoes purely based on spite.
ya you can you just can't return'm
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People who pair question marks with exclamation points.
"Dude that's so awesome...!!?"
Total Anchorman scenario. Dipshits.
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I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.
"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"
"No fucking way?!"
or something like that
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I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.
"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"
"No fucking way?!"
or something like that
im guilty too, what you gonna do?!
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I definitely do that all the time. But I use it more like i'm confused and shocked.
"So-and-so did this trick at this spot!"
"No fucking way?!"
or something like that
im guilty too, what you gonna do?!
I'm just going to stay confused because I can't tell whether you're asking me an actual question, or a pissed-off/rhetorical question.
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mosquitoes
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friends who embellish their accomplishments. i know this dude who on top of saying he's on flow from venture goes out of his way to make people think he's sponsored. he buys bulk decks from noname companies and says he's sponsored. swears venture grinds better than idnys but only skates park coping. im so sick of it, i wish i could see this asshole get outed
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Stairs in skateparks. I don't go to fucking skateparks to skate a 4 stair like a damn training facility, I go so I can skate shit that doesn't exist in the streets.
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People who don't wash their hands, after coming out of the stall of a grocery store bathroom, piss me off. It's infuriating because I heard people take shits, and then they just walk out...don't want any produce or anything from the salad bar whenever I witness that.
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Stairs in skateparks. I don't go to fucking skateparks to skate a 4 stair like a damn training facility, I go so I can skate shit that doesn't exist in the streets.
yeah they'd better make banks instead, when they make stairs ppl walk in the middle of the park and climb them...wtf
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friends who embellish their accomplishments. i know this dude who on top of saying he's on flow from venture goes out of his way to make people think he's sponsored. he buys bulk decks from noname companies and says he's sponsored. swears venture grinds better than idnys but only skates park coping. im so sick of it, i wish i could see this asshole get outed
Then out him...
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Awwww the Irish goodbye. Very famous for doing this at family parties then my mom calls me an hour later asking where I am
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forgetting to cut my toenails for a bit and going skating and having them jam in the front of my shoe. also this isn't really a pet peeve but i fucking hate plain yellow mustard. Dijon or spicy brown for life!
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Awwww the Irish goodbye. Very famous for doing this at family parties then my mom calls me an hour later asking where I am
We just call that the Phantom. I almost never say goodbye. It makes me look way cooler to my friends.
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yrs ago on fb i sent fancy lad my video part from 2013 jokingly said it was my 'fl-sponsor me'.
next thing you know big is doing my trick where you catch the board in your feet while hanging from scaffolding. technically i stole it from yoshi of seattle, it's like a yoshi flip but i hang from stuff and for anyways, big stole my move. nick 'big' murray usedta be one of my favorite guys, i even drew him on a jar of honey smashing a skateboard w/ a boulder but now i feel like b-real to big's ice cube. big is throwing 'my set' in the air and waiving like he just don't care.
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.
I don't mean play games with them, just do whatever you want with no regard for what they're doing like they do while you wait for them.
And I've always known it as the French Exit, because it's incredibly rude. Like the French.
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I hate when friends tell me to meet them at a specific times and are always late, majority of my friends are always late when picking me up, meeting somewhere or even when im picking them up, sitting in the car waiting drives me mad, more so cause i always make an effort to be exactly where i say im gonna be at the time agreed on, petty i know but its happened alot lately and am getting over it
Start leaving without saying anything. Not for attention or anything. Just disappear at the end of a regular night without telling your friends.
Hahah ive actually done this a few times when ive been in a shitty mood, usually ends with them noticing within the hour and i get a million texts and calls asking if im alright or where i am. I would just start showing up late to things and being unreliable but most the time i just wanna be where i say im gonna be on time cause i want to skate or want to hit a bar, playing games seems exhausting.
I don't mean play games with them, just do whatever you want with no regard for what they're doing like they do while you wait for them.
And I've always known it as the French Exit, because it's incredibly rude. Like the French.
I always do that at my local park. Having to French kiss everyone goodbye can be a bit exhausting.
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
lol I don't even mind that, but I don't get the "going to the cafe to "study" or "get some work done"" types, especially dudes dressed like lumberjack hipsters asnwering emails and scribbling on shit(not including dudes on lunch)
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
What's not to get about a guy answering emails
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What's not to get about a guy answering emails
the emails are peripheral to the rest of my statement, could be accounting entries in Excel and I still wouldn't get it
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
What's not to get about a guy answering emails
so what's not to get then exactly?
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
What's not to get about a guy answering emails
so what's not to get then exactly?
The confusion you must feel on a daily basis must be truly harrowing, predestination can be a double edged sword
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people who talk loudly in coffee shops...hate these cackling bitches
What's not to get about a guy answering emails
so what's not to get then exactly?
Yeah, I'm not really sure what you mean PSO
That's why they're are internet cafe's, and coffee shops with WiFi. Sometimes people don't want to be at home, or in a library when they work on homework and whatnot. Besides, who dosen't love a coffee when doing work on a computer.
PS fuck the lumberjak hipsters though
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it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
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it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
jesus christ you're fucking annoying
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it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
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it's just a result of the individual's refraction of perspective I guess
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im pickle rick
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkUj4i-F6w
I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though
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do you jack off to cartoons?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KkUj4i-F6w
I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though
The most difficult thing about working from home is doing actual work and not masturbating all day
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I think he means this. Not pet peeve but I don't get it either. I would actually think you're a huge loser hanging out in coffee shop doing work instead of sitting at home all day doing work though
The most difficult thing about working from home is doing actual work and not masturbating all day
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=co_DNpTMKXk
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Ohhh I see. Kind of like how I would take a sick day from high school and see if I could break my how many times I can jerk off in one day record
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What's your record?
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What's your record?
I'm not too sure but for some reason the number 7 is cumming to mind
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I'm not too sure but for some reason the number 7 is cumming to mind
maybe that's the shape of your dick
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winkers
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My record is only 3
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Mine might be four. Three seems like its around the point where I'd have no more desire to go through with it.
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What??? I'd do it to the point where nothing would come out anymore except sometimes either a flag that said bang!, dust, or an exhausted tongue like when Porky Pig would try to start an old car and it couldn't do it anymore.
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I give up very quickly when things get difficult.
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perverted super otaku!, how many times have you jacked off to cartoons in a 24 hour period?
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Wow you guys are not very good at jerking off. I've definitely done at least 8 because that was the record to beat growing up. But I feel like I've broken double digits once on some lazy summer afternoon in '04. No cartoons though
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5 is my personnal record, but in my defense i have big hands 8)
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those twig tumors in my sunflower seeds
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AA homeless shelters
(https://media.tenor.com/images/f41e79325223485ac65be1d8f56c0460/tenor.gif)
Bitch I was out
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at least ya tried
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You guys haven't hit double digits ever? I'm out here killin' the game!
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i feel like there could be an entire thread for porno pet peeves ..
one of mine that i come across is in facial videos and the dude starts jerkin with his thumb and pointer finger .. like is your dick that small wtf is that
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Dudes who take their shirts off after a trick. I get it, it’s gnarly, but what’s the point?
Ed Duff.
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^ that shirt of is lame. trousers of if you're about that life.
also 'first t' instead of first try or 'front 1' instead of 180.
sunscreen killed the great barrier reef. i was right about that pet peeve.
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
ever heard of stick bass, they have 8 strings, they're the worst
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
Bass pride disgusts me
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in contrast though, 12 string acoustic guitars are so dope
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in contrast though, 12 string acoustic guitars are so dope
12 strings are sick, but 7/8/9 string shit-metal guitars are right up there with 5+ string basses.
however, this thing is one of a kind a pretty fucking cool. i think the 3 bass strings are doubled and the 3 treble are single. i didn't get to see queens play this year, but im sure this guitar is a monster.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BV8ncj1h4EN/?hl=en&taken-by=echoparkguitars
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
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oh, there's worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg
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Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA
Baroque lutes are amazing well
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
oh, there's worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg
basically a harp at this point
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Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA
Baroque lutes are amazing well
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
oh, there's worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg
basically a harp at this point
shut up
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Theorbos though! shits so cool and they sounds amazing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-axPu3qNEXA
Baroque lutes are amazing well
What, your mad that it wasn't a Kapsburger piece?
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People who play 5 and 6 string basses. It's excessive and you look like a dick.
oh, there's worse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nU20TS1vvCg
basically a harp at this point
we found the guy that plays a 6-string+
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anyone wearing a hawaii islands hat or shirt
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People on the 8 bus piss me off. All these old women don’t pay and are inconsiderate as fuck. They push their way into the bus and keep saying, “Excuse me,” only to stand on my shoes and invade my personal space. Where the fuck am I supposed to go: off the bus? Then, they get really pushy when it’s their stop...no need for it if they didn’t shove their way into the middle of the bus. On top of that, they immediately take vacant seats, and block people from getting off the bus, to reserve seats. It’s just a bunch of bullshit...I don’t give a fuck about gentrification if it gets rid of cheap people who try to get as much free shit as possible. People are so self-entitled...if you don’t own it, it’s not really yours. Some woman on the bus was complaining about how the government took her off assistance recently, once she made over 80k, aside from how bad gentrification is. I was thinking, “If you make 80k, why can’t you pay $94/month for a fucking, bus pass?” The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay on a salary that isn’t even half of what she makes...people have either gotten lazier or extremely opportunistic to the point where it’s sickening. I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.
After that long rant, I can add these to the list:
public transportation,
cheap people,
self-entitlement,
invasion of my space,
and people who complain about gentrification.
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Skateshop employees assuming I'm regular. "do you guys have Girl's Pretty Sweet?" "we have some pretty sweet girl's skateboard shirts over there" "no, like the video with Guy and Carroll" "we have some men's skateboard shirts over there too". This went on for a couple minutes before I gave up and bought Baker deck, which upon later inspection turned out to be a knockoff. Thanks Mainland Skate & Surf.
Honestly, what would you expect from someone working retail, who doesn’t own the place? They don’t think you’re stupid...they’re either fucked up or past the point of caring. Also, post a pic of that Baker board. The only counterfeit skate shit I’ve seen was a Nike SB hat with an Adidas Skateboarding logo on the back, at a flea market.
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The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay
I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.
Congratulations stupid.
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The money she’s getting comes from our taxes...taxes that I pay
I’ve never once taken government assistance even during periods between jobs...always worked my ass off and occasionally sold some of my possessions to make ends meet.
Thanks, I would totally take workman’s compensation if I was injured or assistance if I was homeless. I just don’t believe in applying for that shit when I’m able physically and mentally capable of working. It just bothers me that someone who makes twice as much money as me doesn’t pay bus fare, and complains about being taken off government assistance.
I am stupid for paying too much on an apartment, not being frugal, and not doing as much to pursue a better job.
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didn't you blow $100,000 of your parents' money to not finish school?
it's respectable that you wouldn't waste tax money though.
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When people start a sentence by saying ''I'm not racist, but_______________________''.
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When I'm texting people while watching TV and they ask me what the show I'm watching is about.
Like why do I have to explain the whole fucking plot of this tv show and know damn well you aren't going to check it out?
Okay who am I kidding, I literally only talk to my girlfriend. Stop doing this Elizabeth
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I've been treated like I'm absolutely stupid at several skateshops. I had a guy explain to me "all bearings are the same" as he pushed generic over priced abec 3's at me. It's not in my head.
I thought abec only mattered when it came to machine use. I honestly don't pay attention to it but stick to brands I know are going to be decent or ones I've liked in the past. Pushing product on people seems like something zumiez employees would do.
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Nah man it makes a huge difference, but quality makes just as big of difference.
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didn't you blow $100,000 of your parents' money to not finish school?
it's respectable that you wouldn't waste tax money though.
It was actually 60-65k for tuition and boarding, before scholarship money. I don’t want to go on about this shit in this thread, but I am transferring all those credits to a better university in the fall.
I just think that if someone is going to complain about rising rent and property tax, that person shouldn’t be taking advantage of government assistance, when they don’t need it. She’s not the only one doing it...
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the above the ears, over the eyebrows beanie look.
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nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
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nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
addition of excessively long and noticeable shoelace belt
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i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.
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nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.
It bugs me more when people wear a beanie like this.. What the fuck is the point of wearing it in the first place.
(http://www.basschevers.nl/images/basschevers/men439-s-knit-hat-simple-wool-beanie-sailor-beanie-haldir-hat-charcoal-82VB.jpg)
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Goddamn, that guy can’t take care of his dog properly either. I guess it’s not a huge surprise.
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Polo shirts.
Skateshop employees assuming I'm regular. "do you guys have Girl's Pretty Sweet?" "we have some pretty sweet girl's skateboard shirts over there" "no, like the video with Guy and Carroll" "we have some men's skateboard shirts over there too". This went on for a couple minutes before I gave up and bought Baker deck, which upon later inspection turned out to be a knockoff. Thanks Mainland Skate & Surf.
Mainland is at best a bootleg Zumiez, so none of that is surprising.
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I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports
Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying
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I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports
Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying
if a Dad yells at the TV sports and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
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nothing worse than that big ol floppy beanie tho
i havent run into ridiculous shoelace belts in a while, but there are definitely plenty of people still rocking the floppy beanie, gauged ears, shitty music festival hippy look around my area. and i agree, its much worse than the teeny beanie look that i mentioned.
It bugs me more when people wear a beanie like this.. What the fuck is the point of wearing it in the first place.
(http://www.basschevers.nl/images/basschevers/men439-s-knit-hat-simple-wool-beanie-sailor-beanie-haldir-hat-charcoal-82VB.jpg)
I would wear a beanie like that because if i wear one normally it pinches my glasses and feels weird but I never wear beanies anyway
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People with really strong opinions about food annoy the fuck out of me
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someone sounds saucy
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i could be a bit salty
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(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/36555134.jpg)
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Marinate on that for a bit.
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When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.
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I’m home for the holidays and my dad always yells at the tv watching sports
Why you doing that? Do you think they can hear you? Do you want me to agree he should’ve caught that? Cuz I’m not watching. And it’s not like these professional athletes aren’t trying
if a Dad yells at the TV sports and no one is there to hear it does it make a sound?
I sometimes give my TV the finger.
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When someone's bag/backpack straps are twisted. I wish it was okay for me to go up to people on the street and fix them.
bothers me when someone holds their backpack straps
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Tell them to untwist their straps. Say it like you're letting them know their fly is down. They'll fix them. And if they don't who gives a shit. You can say whatever you want to strangers you're ever going to see them again.
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when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume
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Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
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shared parts when they’re the same stance
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Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
add chief, boss and cousin to that list.
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Calling someone else "brother" when it doesn't have any ethnic or family tie pisses me off. Even though it's good-natured, it still sounds assholish. This probably stems from hearing assholes say it when I was younger.
add chief, boss and cousin to that list.
Can we add “big guy” to that list for our more AA shaped slappers
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Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.
For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.
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i hate cardboard too
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makes me mental seeing this shit on peoples cars..fuckin' kick it off already
(http://1000awesomethings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/car-booger.jpg)
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when people use too much hair product or cologne/perfume
on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile
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on the flip side, people who DONT wear any deoderant/ cologne
I beleive it should be a legal obligation to hose down smelly bastards in the street. no excuse to stink, its fuckin vile
i like my smell. it's fuckin natural.
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I can't stand perfume/cologne too, it fucks my senses
#teamnatural
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The musky ones are horrible, I hate those people. But the fresh watery smelling ones are good. I fuck with chrome.
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Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
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alum crystal is the key, and if you still stink, take a shower !
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Pigeon gets it!
smelling natural is not the same as smelling like you having washed in a month, so many smelly fuckers at my local park i cant stand it.
obvioulsy people go overboard on cologne too.. but ill take an obnoxious waft of Paco Robanne over a putrid armpit and the fusty musk of fortnight old jeans every time
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If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
Is that the cutoff?
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Most of my pet peeves have to do with the overuse of pop language. "Epic," someone calling me "my dude," "bruh," fucking can't stand those three in particular. Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.
For some reason ripping cardboard makes me cringe. The dryness of it...I don't know what it is but it drives me crazy.
The guy I started seeing says "I can't even" and I had to pause for a minute trying to think of a polite way to ask him not to say that, but of course I realized that there isn't one and I'm going to have to struggle to look past it.
Also I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds the dryness of cardboard really unpleasant. I've felt that way since I was a child and was wondering if it was part of my autism.
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I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.
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I'm a big fan of cardboard. I like to drink beer and burn it in my backyard.
It kind of sounds like you really hate cardboard
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Cardboard is recyclable.
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Anytime I have a conversation about writing anything in Ruby, some dipshit always interupts with, “Oh, Ruby on Rails! Yes. Yes.”
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Don't like at work or anywhere close quarters when some dipshit tells a shitty joke or story. Then a minute later turns around and says the same exact thing word for word to some one else, then tells some other human being within earshot the same thing, then turns again to tell me like I didn't hear it the first four time in the past 10 minutes.
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Deodorant is completely different than cologne. If you work out, get sweaty, or are around people all day, use some. The people at my gym who don’t use any get all offended, when I retch due to their stench...like what the fuck did you expect when you smell worse than a urine-soaked bum? If you’re making 200k+, just spend at least $4 on a fucking deodorant stick.
I think the middle ground for this argument should be unscented deodorant which is what I use. Yes, smelling like a bum is terrible but some people (my wife) have multiple chemical sensitivity and can't handle being anywhere near a synthetic fragrance (or most natural fragrances to be honest). I wouldn't wish that shit on my worst enemy.
Perfume/ cologne is VILE and almost as bad as 2nd hadn't smoke imho.
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Don't like at work or anywhere close quarters when some dipshit tells a shitty joke or story. Then a minute later turns around and says the same exact thing word for word to some one else, then tells some other human being within earshot the same thing, then turns again to tell me like I didn't hear it the first four time in the past 10 minutes.
My coworker does that in song. Over and over and over again, until he gets a reaction of any kind.
My last room mate did it too.
News flash to any idiotfuck on here who does that. Freedom aside, society isn't a fan of your humor.
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People need to leave their shitty dogs at home. Dude was walking a husky through Target. There's a sign too, service animals only. Went to Veggie Grill, it was raining, open the door and the first thing I see is a wet ass boxer licking its dick. I love dogs too, but there's a time and a place.
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People need to leave their shitty dogs at home. Dude was walking a husky through Target. There's a sign too, service animals only. Went to Veggie Grill, it was raining, open the door and the first thing I see is a wet ass boxer licking its dick. I love dogs too, but there's a time and a place.
I'm with you 100%. Dogs do not belong in public and please don't bring them anywhere they were not specifically invited. I've been to a few parties that were ruined by someones shitty dog. AND, if your dog does something shitty, like steals a hotdog out of a kids hand or knocks over a table full of drinks or eats someone shoes, apologize and fix or replace whatever damage they did. It's your fault.
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-dog owners bringing dogs to your house uninvited, unforgivable
-letting your dog off leash in a non leash park, if you see other dogs around and don't put it back on. (my dog was attacked over the holidays, he's fine) the guy claimed his dog was sniffing my dog while it had his rear leg in his mouth. My dog is 60 lbs, his was a mastiff of some sort.
- dog owners that stop when they see you and want/insist that the dogs "meet"
-people that don't pull forward to let the person behind them turn right, or leave the option of turning right at a red light, when the space permits a right turn
-people that own dirt bikes and jet skis and don't let me get a turn, fuckin dicks
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People who don't understand that you're supposed to pull over to the side of the road at the sight of an emergency vehicle. Had some dude scoff at me the other day for pulling over in front of him for not even 30 seconds while I let an ambulance pass, he raised his hand as a " what are you doing?" gesture, I'm sorry to inconvenience you on your way to Timmy's soccer practice but I'm sure their urgency outweighs yours.
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Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.
And yeah Beeda and JB I'm with you, shitty dog owners are the worst.
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People who don't understand that you're supposed to pull over to the side of the road at the sight of an emergency vehicle. Had some dude scoff at me the other day for pulling over in front of him for not even 30 seconds while I let an ambulance pass, he raised his hand as a " what are you doing?" gesture, I'm sorry to inconvenience you on your way to Timmy's soccer practice but I'm sure their urgency outweighs yours.
Try being the one in the ambulance. Granted, a lot of patients are like shark tits, and just trying to catch a ride.
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pigeon
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Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.
Our condo overlooks one of the shittiest intersections in the city, which is made even worse by shitty drivers. I get road rage just by watching their regular antics.
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Hate it when I go to the restroom just to wash my hands and then about the time I get them dry I have to take a piss...
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People who narrate whatever they're doing as they're doing it in a tuneful way drive me up the fucking wall.
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When you’re driving behind someone and they put the blinker on to turn right or left so you move over a little to continue at the same speed, then at the last minute they turn a little in the opposite direction to the way they are indicating. Like a swerve to build momentum into the turn.. why? Fucken why?
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Yelling "Yeeeeeee!!!" really loud is some bay area shit that I wish would stop.
Every time I hear someone screaming yew or something when someone lands a trick in a skate video I get second hand embarrassment. Like someone 5050ing a kink rail even means shit anymore... just seems like a bunch of fake hype.
People who sing along with songs and look you in the face while doing it are pretty terrible...
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Just how small and petty people in cars can be in general is insane to me. It's an interesting microcosm of human behavior and to me really does reinforce the idea that a lot of people are only nice or do the right thing in person because of the threat of repercussions. I think tons of people are just selfish and unfriendly and shitty when they drive because they feel safe in their cars.
And yeah Beeda and JB I'm with you, shitty dog owners are the worst.
This shit is so true. Or for example at intersections with advanced greens and long lineups for left turn on all sides. People will turn left on red multiple people and all it does is fuck up the advanced green for the left turners in the other direction because they have to wait for the intersection to clear while the green arrow ticks down, In turn they push it on yellow and fuck over the next and the cycle goes on. The same subject, people who fuck up advanced greens first in line and somehow can’t do their one job and take forever to fucking go so the line doesn’t clear.
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When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"
I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
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Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
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what?
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When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"
I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
This reminds me, when you text someone and they for some reason can never grasp or comprehend what you were trying to say... like if you include too much information, but really it's only like 2 sentences with 2 points or just 1 point and a question, and judging by their response they only got half of what you said
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When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"
I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
Whoops.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaiIiV0GlVs
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When people send texts that are ridden with spelling or autocorrect mistakes. Like they took the time to type it, but not the extra second to see if what they typed actually matches what they want to say. And when they send something that has as mistake but don't correct it. I just hate it when I get a text and have to text back "What?"
I'm not really talking about small littke fuck ups. Im talking about the that Chase the white sentence.
My Brad.
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a series of people holding a door open and the cunt ahead of you just slips right by without holding. like that's him sorted out! just weasling on someone else's courtesy and not extending it to the next man. almost got into a fight over it the other day. i wanted to punch through his head to see the robotic circuitry.
also people dogging it down residential streets. i got hit by a car not too long ago and i'm shook, especially with kids and texting now.
we're doomed!
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Leaving bottom drawers open in the bathroom got a shinner today on my way to drop a dookie
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You fucking jerkoffs that win ebay auctions and don't pay. Why? Fuck you guys. (not you guys, I'm sure none of you would do that).
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You fucking jerkoffs that win ebay auctions and don't pay. Why? Fuck you guys. (not you guys, I'm sure none of you would do that).
Seeeeeeriously. So fucking lame. And your shit often won't go for as much the second time because people think it was a return due to the product being bad or something.
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firstly, im a hater: no one has their own style anymore ... everyone trying to act like they got it but it’s fake as fuck .. i hate this little jump and push thing people do that they think their stylin when it’s just plain gross .. example below and if im posting you and you’re lurking sorry the tricks were good
But your style stinks
https://www.instagram.com/p/BghSlgoBtUS/?hl=en
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when someone asks a question expecting a certain answer and they get upset when you don’t give it. well, shit, if you don’t want my actual opinion on something but confirmation of what you already believe, rephrase your sentence in the form of a statement. not everyone is eager to please and cares about agreeing with you.
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when someone asks a question expecting a certain answer and they get upset when you don’t give it. well, shit, if you don’t want my actual opinion on something but confirmation of what you already believe, rephrase your sentence in the form of a statement. not everyone is eager to please and cares about agreeing with you.
Jesus. Nailed it.
I had a woman at work stop speaking to me once because:
she wanted our university to open a daycare so single moms could use student loans to pay for it, so we would make more money and...
I told her I thought that was unethical. She then told me she loves my sense of humor and I told her “No, that’s seriously a horrible idea” which was again met with something about how I was joking
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scooter kids ruining every weekend sessions for years....
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small talk
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Liars
thieves
moochers
pesky crackheads/tweakers/wingnuts
cops
john q superhero of such & such property which could be a sidewalk or a ledge that clearly isn't being used at the moment I mean I get it if someone is sitting there just wait till they bounce or use reverse psychology and play heavy metal really loud on bluetooth speaker eventually they'll leave
dicks in cars that yell random things
loud bass at such and such parking lot, I mean it's great your psyched on music but bumping shitty bass driven music that's just awful such as mariachi or some porn groove fuck music, just seems like your trying WAAAAAYYYYY TOO HARD!
the i use to skate kooks, what are you wasting your life for? you know damn well those brats or your bitch doesn't give a shit about your dreams!!!!!
dog owners who don't pickup all of their dogs crap I hate stepping into smallest fragment of dogshit or gum accidentally stepping in and shit stain or gum on griptape. I have thrown away decent completes for that.
speeding bikes
scooters boy I miss bladers these days..
headphones you know who you are,
longboards at a park
drugs, smoking, and or spitting tobacco shits disgusting
showboating aka Mr. 1upper he will show how flawless your trick looks when he lands 2nd attempt and doesn't say anything just oddly gazes like I don't care
fake steez or hands down stiff landing like Antwan there's a reason he has his own style and don't bite his shit kooks!
graffiti writers at a public park, I mean I get the concept and love artistic skill and covert ways of doing late at night however if it is at a public park and it gets shutdown I will find you and spraypaint your face like in that movie Colors with Sean Penn.
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Getting micro-managed when the task at hand is really straightforward.
Fuck you, Billy.
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-dog owners bringing dogs to your house uninvited, unforgivable
-letting your dog off leash in a non leash park, if you see other dogs around and don't put it back on. (my dog was attacked over the holidays, he's fine) the guy claimed his dog was sniffing my dog while it had his rear leg in his mouth. My dog is 60 lbs, his was a mastiff of some sort.
- dog owners that stop when they see you and want/insist that the dogs "meet"
-people that don't pull forward to let the person behind them turn right, or leave the option of turning right at a red light, when the space permits a right turn
-people that own dirt bikes and jet skis and don't let me get a turn, fuckin dicks
Pretty much everything you said except pets at a store, a friends house that's needed to be said outright like hey don't want dogs over and that'd be that plus pick up your dogshit no one wants to step in it or get it on griptape.
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i feel like there could be an entire thread for porno pet peeves ..
one of mine that i come across is in facial videos and the dude starts jerkin with his thumb and pointer finger .. like is your dick that small wtf is that
This......... one thing I hate and cannot stand it is the filmer gonzo style talks to either actor/actress no one wants to hear the comments.
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when people tell me shit i already know and act like it's new information
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Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
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Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
That's reeeeeeeaaaaaalllllly nasty. Props for callin her out like that, folks needta know that's not kosher...
Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.
The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.
Glad I haven't drank soda for years...
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People who say "kosher"
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saw a dad sitting with his brand new set of twin boys in the stroller at the park yesterday and he proceeded to pull out a ciggie and smoke right next to them... way to kill your kids there brah!
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Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
sometimes on the train in nyc there would be people who clipped their nails. and I had a coworker there who did it at work constantly. I always felt like a clipping was gonna fly at me. carrying around nail clippers is kind of weird in the first place. and then to use them in public is even weirder.
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people that speed up when they see you using a crosswalk to make you cross the street faster, it's so fucked.
dumb ass coworkers, shitty managers, being kept under 20 hours each week at work, going through your gear too quickly, having to skate said bummy gear and little setbacks
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When people open food or a drink when In line at the grocery store and then eat or drink in line and then hand the cashier an empty bottle or wrapper . I hate it. I don’t get it. It’s not like anyone’s going to starve to death if they just wait till they pay for it and are out of the store to eat or drink what ever it is . I don’t want to listen to you chew in my ear as I stand in line . Your fucking gross. Learn some self control
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Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.
The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.
Glad I haven't drank soda for years...
Pepsi distributes Aquafina. You’re fucked.
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People who say "kosher"
what you mean like the jews? REPORTED
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People who say "kosher"
Sorry if it bugged u, bugs me too though. Never used that word in the wild ever, why the hell would I type it???
I was drunk and on Ambien... that's my excuse.
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Not really a pet peeve, but just disgusting. Went to eat at Red Robin after the movies today. Waited like 15 minutes for a table. Seated next to a big group that looked like they just came from church. Lady at the end of their table starts clipping her toenails... my table all starts staring at them, angrily. We couldn't believe what we were seeing, and hearing. Their server walked up and asked if they were ok, didn't address the fucking toenail clipping. We left before our drinks showed up. Leaving, I walked up to her and said "clipping your nails in a restaurant is fucking disgusting," and walked away. They looked at me like I shit on their table. Like I'm crazy.
Work ina grocery store n when I go to the batroom there I see countless people take a piss or shit n not wash their hands on a daily basis. The whole reason I use a towel to open bathoom door handles in the past few years is cuz I've witnessed this daily.
The homeless dude not cleaning his hands after poopin made me chuckle because that was kinda expected. See many everyday customers doin it. Every type of age group/ethnicity does it too, n just the other day noticed the Pepsi vendor was guilty of it also... Rad.
Glad I haven't drank soda for years...
Pepsi distributes Aquafina. You’re fucked.
Forgot bout that, I am fucked...
saw a dad sitting with his brand new set of twin boys in the stroller at the park yesterday and he proceeded to pull out a ciggie and smoke right next to them... way to kill your kids there brah!
Not cool, saw a hot mom in yoga pants today in a Target parking lot blowin fatty vape clouds while walkin her toddler and pushin a stroller with an infant to the car. Just curious, what are your thoughts on vaping??? See every other person doin it in OC, Is that trendy in your area?
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Not cool, saw a hot mom in yoga pants today in a Target parking lot blowin fatty vape clouds while walkin her toddler and pushin a stroller with an infant to the car. Just curious, what are your thoughts on vaping??? See every other person doin it in OC, Is that trendy in your area?
ugh... people don't vape in my area but they like to use e-cigarettes or whatever the fuck they are called.
Nearly had a fight with a whole family the other day because the grandfather was standing next to a fucking merry-go-round at an amusement park puffing away while we were lining up. I called him on his shit, got on the merry-go-round with my own kid and then this dude's fucking son just stands directly next to the merry-go-round the the whole time it spins with a e-cig in his mouth and a shit-stained grin on his fucking face. I honestly fucking lost it when it finally stopped and the dad went to collect his kid so now I had grandad and the father on my case.
Look, you want to kill yourself and harm your family, be my fucking guest BUT do not do it around me and my fam (or in an area that is not designated for smoking) or we'll be having words!!!
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i think e-cigarettes and vapor are the same things.
i kinda hope they're bad for you because of how smug people are on that shit. you wanna quit stoges, just quit. don't smoke vapor, shit looks lame as hell and you don't wanna skate w/ that in your pocket.
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i think e-cigarettes and vapor are the same things.
i kinda hope they're bad for you because of how smug people are on that shit. you wanna quit stoges, just quit. don't smoke vapor, shit looks lame as hell and you don't wanna skate w/ that in your pocket.
I don't even know, they're both vile. I'm pretty sure they are bad for you (or maybe even worse than?), but yeah in a lot of ways maybe even more cringe-inducing than actual cigarettes.
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when ppl microwave their left overs at work then my office smells like diarrhea
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when ppl microwave their left overs at work then my office smells like diarrhea
because the food is bad or because it makes everyone poo?
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cause the food stanks and permeates the whole office
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
Usually it's the skanky gothapotamus or some dipshit who smokes menthols not even Newports just garbage smokes........ I am a former smoker and the illusion of smoking was broken when moving out an old ladies house her fridge was stained yellow pretty much the whole house was stained in tobacco yella it's gross and unattractive in every sense of the word.......
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
good call yeah! I moved house a little while ago and literally every surface was yellow/brown with smoke stain. took SO long to get it clean.. congrats on quitting dude! good work
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Getting micro-managed when the task at hand is really straightforward.
Fuck you, Billy.
oh man, SAME.
BIG FUCK YOU TO JULIA! FAT BITCH
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Staying past the initial scheduled time at work really gets my dick soft.
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
oh don't you worry, my hate for smokers in general runs deep. Least polite people on the planet imho. They literally force their seedy lifestyles on you by just existing. Even if they're not smoking they're still stanky
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
i feel the same about drivers. i don't need your second hand exhaust, turkey!
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cigarette smoke is worse than exhaust smoke imho.
If I'm out on the road driving or walking near a road I kind of expect it, but stinky smokers just pop up randomly and pollute everything around them. I'd respect smokers 100% if they would wear a bubble on their head where the smoke could ONLY affect them and them only. Unfortunately they are (mostly) selfish cunts who can't extend any sort of consideration to anyone around them. Bonus cunt points for littering, causing environmental destruction and consuming something they 100% don't need.
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Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
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Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
This is the main reason I stopped gpoing to shows in the first place assholes who try to swing if their drink gets spilled, Fuck off your fault I've had to take down a douche bag or two because of shit like this.
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Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
You should totally egg him on to start some shit then dip when it goes down. Fuck him, he ain't really your friend if he's doing that.
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Dudes who are looking to fight everyone at bars or shows I have a friend who I hate to go out with because he's always trying to stir the pot and expects me to back him up over petty shit like getting bumped unintentionally in a crowded area.
That would definitely teach him a lesson, dudes a shitty drinker
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I had a friend who would do that but at skate parks. Mindlessly getting in peoples ways then dogging the first person to speak up about it. It was awful having to get in the same car as him after the session and hearing all about it on the car ride home.
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It only takes one asshole to ruin a show that way. Last one I was at there was some dickhead smashing though the crowd like a bull through Barcelona. The more people shoved him and slammed him back, the harder he went. I don't think ruining a show for everyone with a fight is cool, but I wish that dude would've gotten laid out by someone.
There was another one recently where this dude was taking bumps of Coke the whole time and he was just a fucking mess. Never got violent with anyone but just way too obvious and had no respect for anyone else's space.
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
Was pretty bummed to see a lady ripping butts and blowing it right at her baby in the shopping cart at midnight while waiting for a ride at the grocery store the other night. I 100% judged her as I questioned the situation, but I'm just some lonely dude that lives in a shed so what do I know lol.
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why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
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Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?
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why would that bother you? you hang out with sharktits regularly
I smell what you're cooking lol, but Mike doesn't smoke ha.
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People who think we want to smoke. I can quit any drug but not ciggawet. Not even the nicotine, Its how it makes your throat feel.
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
This is why Russians are a stronger people.
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backing the smoking around kids hate, but im gonna one up it and say smoking in general. it's fucking pointless, it stinks and its really fuckin lame seeing cig butts on the street everywhere you go not to mention the fact that these fuckers get like 4 extra breaks a day at work.. what if im an alcoholic, can I nip out every hour for a beer?
cunts giving us cancer n shit with their second hand smoke and death breath
you're a calmer human than me if you didn't lose your shit at her
Folks claiming they "have never looked at Slap" but talking shit on it. Never looked at it huh? Then why bring it up?
nice one SJ. Yeah, "I never read it" is the biggest copout ever and is also flat out admitting to the fact that you *do* actually read it, otherwise why on earth would be able to refer to it as a cancer on skateboarding? Why does it need to be censored? How do you even know bro?
Anyway, I'm repeating myself but those dudes have a total of 3 braincells between them.
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kinda on the side of pet peeves or slight annoyances
unwashed dishes after cooking for others
laziness in general you see something on the floor throw it away
video game raging it's like an extreme version of porn no one wants to hear your killstreak much like I don't want to hear someone grunting or talking during a scene in POV in a porn scene just nope fuck off!
smoking cigs in general it's gross amazed how I used to smoke that much,
walkers through a sk8park there's a sidewalk for a reason and I will run you over if not watched, use it dumbass!
shitty dog owners whom never heard of leases, I am an animal owner and use my methods quite emphatically and have clipped a few dog owners ankles with a runaway board.
Story stealers it's lame and you know who you are........
Oogles in general, if you need an explanation you can see em all around the west coast mainly hippies and ICP fans who runaway because it's cool.
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Saw this in Greg Hunt's new book..
(https://i.imgur.com/Ci4wgQA.jpg)
Pretty strong pet peeve when dudes sit like this. Why? To look Cool? Fuck that.. It's super uncomfortable and your strangling your own ball sack.
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strangling your own sack is both exhilarating and pretentious
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My irritation has been building. Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers. I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases. Well fuck you. The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open. Usually with the slowest employees they have. No matter how busy, no more than two. I do not want to use the self check out machines. If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail. If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20. Produce? Rarely does something not ring up wrong. Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people. I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered. Now offering two hour delivery on groceries. I think that may be their long term strategy. Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers.
Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target. Stretch my legs, see whats new. Peep all the mom butts.
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My irritation has been building. Target (Walmart, grocery store, all guilty) open up some fucking registers. I know you dickheads are just training us to get used to checking out our own purchases. Well fuck you. The last several times I have shopped a maximum of two registers have been open. Usually with the slowest employees they have. No matter how busy, no more than two. I do not want to use the self check out machines. If I wanted to ring shit up, I'd have stayed in retail. If I have alcohol, I have to wait on you jerkoffs to finally wander over anyway and card me, in no way do I look 20. Produce? Rarely does something not ring up wrong. Bring your own bags, well the scale is going to freak out on you first, so get ready for that.
Just getting us used to it so they can hire less people. I'm starting to think they are frustrating me on purpose so that I'll just order everything online and have it delivered. Now offering two hour delivery on groceries. I think that may be their long term strategy. Fuck a store and all these employees, all we need is some stock folks and delivery drivers.
Well sometimes I like to walk around the Target. Stretch my legs, see whats new. Peep all the mom butts.
I’m definitely backing this fuck the stores like this self checkout to add to the fact if I’m choosing to spend hard earned money on your fucking store bag my shit too. Oh you want to help them out nope how many people spend close to $200 to $150 for those in their household you rob us of our money and we’re supposed to be grateful for you fucking us out of money?! Nope not happening bag my shit and if something fucks up it’s not my fault you cocksuckers are at fault want it double bagged too.
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A/don't go to corporate chains but if you do
B/ steal, don't ring up everything and call it 'employee discount'
C/ if they have enough employees to detain you, just smile and brandish some mentos and it'll all be forgiven.
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Thieving from corporate stores is best late at night at self checkout spots. If no ones around simply pay for a few things and walk out done it many times at Walmart. Like I said late night around 3am if you want to buy beer take the upc barcode from a soda case or a water swipe it as you normally would that $22 case of beer is a fraction of the cost.
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.
Fuck the grocery store.
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.
Fuck the grocery store.
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I refuse to use those self check out things.
I live in a building with an access door, like most apartment buildings, but certain delivery guys don't even make an attempt to get in. No buzzer, nothing. Just leave the package out on the busy ass street. Or if by chance they get in, they leave it at the entrance. God forbid these people do their jobs and actually delivery something to my door.
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.
Fuck the grocery store.
Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.
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I don't have anxiety or anything like that, but I will have mini meltdowns at the grocery store for all the reasons already discussed. I also hate people with no sense of spacial awareness or consideration for everyone else around them. And don't even get me started on Costco. I hate that fucking place. All the customers are rude as fuck and will run you over just to get a free sample of some stupid microwave taquito.
Fuck the grocery store.
Have the fat fucks that drive around on the electric shopping carts been mentioned? ..because, fuck them the most.. those are for old rickety people, you lazy piece of shit.
they also for fat lazy people
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When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off
Fuck that shit
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I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower
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When I work in the sun/heat all day and get home and the air conditioning is turned off
Fuck that shit
at least you have air conditioning. i just gotta hope its windy.
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Wish I had AC I just ice my neck and erotcly eat popsicles in my underwear when I get to hot
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People who take themselves seriously but treat basic grammar like a cumrag.
too*
you're*
they're*
and for some reason, this one really gets under my skin - "fucken"
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It’s annoying but the online your/you’re correctors are even worse. They think their so fucken smart
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ur so mean dude
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I hate when I can't nut while jerk in off in the shower
i hated when it would stick to my hand after. like the clear prostate jelly or whatever goes away and you're left w/ stark white schmegma that doesn't wash away.
'shower babies' in jail parlance.
i read somewhere cold water doesn't do that so if you're gonna jerk in water, use cold? sounds great for the old erection.......
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the sound of people walking in flip flops drives me into a homicidal rage
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Presentations that start like this:
"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"
Fuck you. Get on with the show.
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Presentations that start like this:
"Good morning everyone."
"Good morning."
"You can do better than that. I said GOOD MORNING!"
Fuck you. Get on with the show.
Uhhh, those people are literally Hitler
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
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i resemble said post^
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
Wherever you are, you need to leave.
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
Douchebag
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Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.
Roommates not doing their fucking dishes
Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.
People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers
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Micromanagement, especially by people who don't outrank you.
Roommates not doing their fucking dishes
Customers making stupid shitty jokes you have to smile at, especially in a rush situation. I'm transitioning to just responding "yeah..." and just moving on.
People haggling over fixed prices. I fucking hate hagglers
definitely backing this list
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i hate hagglers the worst even though i've been known to go to skateshop w/ X amount of dollars and see if they can't finagel a bagel.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIhyVRuIbNM
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
boo hoo
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
boo hoo
Isn’t that the point of the thread?
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-When people use “said” to talk about something they just mentioned. Example: “So I pay for the coffee and as I’m drinking said coffee I realize it’s not even hot...”.
It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
boo hoo
Isn’t that the point of the thread?
I back everything on this list.
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I'll sneak in a super fast, "i dunno, wasn't there", to that kind of rhetorical "right?".
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I also don't like "per usual" or "per so-and-so's request".
I don't care if it's correct, the only people who talk like that are people trying to sound smart.
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People on planes and airports have endless things that drive me crazy, but one that happens frequently that pisses me off so much is when the plane lands and finally comes to a stop, someone immediately stands up, gets their bag, and then walks up towards the fronts. Bitch, we go aisle by aisle and you're not better than everyone else.
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my pet peeve is people bitching about nothing
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It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
boo hoo
Isn’t that the point of the thread?
I back everything on this list.
Me too, I also cringe at jargon and unnecessary phrases. I give it more of a pass if it's conversational and isn't used too much, but still. I think I even mentioned it before, but I can't stand the countless, pointless "that said" phrases either.
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Having to do the donkey work on projects where the higher ups keep adding "nice to haves" then having to present their stupid off brief ideas to their management and being told to cut all those "nice to haves" that have taken longer to implement than anything else. Very specific but it just happened >:(
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Natural mint choco chip ice cream. If it not green with artificial mint you can fuck right off. Fuckin dicks always ruin shit.
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
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Fuck you dude its the best one. It is only for smart people though.
Neapolitan is for retards.
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
You're clearly not refined enough for it, you fucking philistine.
JK but honestly I almost think of it as more of a little kid flavor. I've loved mint chip since I first tasted it as maybe a 5 year old. It's definitely not sophisticated.
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It’s such a cheap way to try to seem really smart and witty without having to be smart or witty.
-Corporate business talk like “just wanted to close the loop with you on this” or says “reach out” instead of “contact”.
-Using the word “optics” to talk about an appearance. For example, “This could be bad PR, the optics of the situation aren’t good.”
-The word “calculus” when it’s not about math. For example, “I’m not sure of the specific calculus that went into making that decision.”
- When people throw a little rhetorical “right?” when they are talking about something. “The guy told me he is leasing the building, right? So the bank thinks he is the property owner, right? So he asks to speak to their manager, right?”
boo hoo
Isn’t that the point of the thread?
my pet peeve is people bitching about nothing
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even better is peppermint ice cream
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but im spoiled with this place here called sweet republic .. im sure you all got a similar place in your town
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Mint chocolate chip ice cream is trash and I'm not convinced that anyone actually likes it. I think people think it's some type of sophisticated ice cream flavor and that's why they order it.
JK but honestly I almost think of it as more of a little kid flavor. I've loved mint chip since I first tasted it as maybe a 5 year old. It's definitely not sophisticated.
Damn, I'm right there with you and have been chastised with exaggerated gasps that I don't think it's "the best flavor ever!" Ducks fly together.
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when ppl are using their voice text in public and say “period” .. you sound fucking regular and no one wants to listen to what you are texting
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The term "pet peeve" is really annoying to me; so that's why I refer to these things as "getting on my main nervers." If you're going to use a stupid sounding term, then let's really go for it.
Now, with skating: the high water/high waisted pants, t-shirt tucked in thing. You're intentionally trying to look the thing you don't like? An old white dude? Mmkay. The thing is, skaters are so influential in terms of whats popping concerning style and trends that soon everyone will be featuring this look.
At work: the "office lady" who thinks it's cool to be overly loud, to yell peoples names across the hall while she remains at her desk, to come in on Fridays and blast Pop Country from her shitty struggling computer speakers like we all want to hear that, (Jesus, pop country; no other music can drive me to open an artery like pop country) I'm talking to an engineer at work about a valve design and she comes in and sits down in the office instead of waiting for us to finish. Who does this? You can always tell where she is anywhere in the building because she has this really cool habit of breathing/sighing excessively loud whenever something isn't going right; copy machine not printing properly? Super loud sighing met with eternal exasperation. Coffee not ready? Excessive loud ass breathing, again. And if all that wasn't enough, she sounds like a damn mini horse when she walks anywhere.
In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.
At fast food restaurants, how do you not have your shit together and know what you want when it's your turn to order? At Panda Express these dirty ass broads got passed 3 times because they were taking up too much time trying to decide what they wanted. My God.
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In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.
right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.
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In day to day: slow drivers in the left hand lane. Slow drivers merging onto freeways. 35 mph entering a freeway? You're about to cause a tremendous accident. One that I'll probably be involved in because I managed to be behind you. Thanks. Why don't you just stay on the feeder? What are you looking at on your phone that is causing you to slowly creep over into my lane while I'm right there? And more than anything, you honk at these people and they flip YOU off because they have such privilege and entitlement and should be allowed to play on their phones while operating an automobile.
right! but on the flip side of that kind of, people that tailgate you when you're already going 5-10mph over the speed limit, drives me insane. lately it feels like everyone is in such a rush, for no reason, on the road.
Seriously! Now, another thing, if the speed limit is 65, and I'm in the left lane going maybe 77 or some shit, plenty fast enough, right, and here comes some doosh going about 83? Use that precious little extra speed to carry your ass right on around me and into the next universe and beyond, don't tailgate me, and especially for fucks sake don't flash your high beams. I'll never move over then.
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people that speak or text in military time
chicks that wear super long basketball shorts (you look lesbian)
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.
lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
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people that speak or text in military time
It's a 24 hour clock, and it's way more practical than the 12 hour clock.
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this
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVvadUH7YgH3MIdfBedfiW2AuC2v-z-G8mCKSvU-zyqpGS6NPiogXJX_JIXDR2ifEXoyTOp0f1cJw2l7I9D40y1Eh662EaXaBDIq7BLR-4XX9LcvmZC4d_kg&usqp=CAE)
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people that speak or text in military time
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.
lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
I almost posted a driving list here but didn’t. since the ball is rolling. people who:
-merge onto the freeway about 20 mph below freeway speed
-are obviously doing something on their phone and drive all slow and erratically
-walk down the middle of the parking lot really fucking slowly and don’t move when a car is coming; you just drove here too - move to the side
-tailgate on the freeway when you’re in the middle or right lane and going at or even above the speed limit
-and a bunch more I’ll spare you guys
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this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.
lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school
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You should only be in the left lane if you are the fastest guy on the road. The second someone’s coming up behind you faster, get the fuck over.
this. and if you're going to pass someone, don't take two miles to do it. smash the gas and get back over because im trying to be the fastest guy on the road and you're in my way.
lately whats been pissing me off is old dudes saying "rock and roll is dead" or "there hasn't been good music since i was a kid". there is tons of good music being made right now and its easier to find and listen to than ever.
Same, except it's older hip hop fans bitching and moaning constantly about "mumble rappers" and "bars and lyricism". Just admit you haven't listened to anything new since you were in high school
yep, same thing applies. pick any era and im sure there was just as many garbage artists back then as there are now. same can be said about good ones. it all boils down to how active of a listener you are.
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Yes, because fire fighting.
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Ill call Denny’s and make a reservation for oh nine hundred on Veterans Day.
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errrrogeroger
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My pet peeve is people saying roger on the radio.
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you would have a cb
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I don't have a cb.
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But you would
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Negative.
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the glass salesman at the car wash
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any use of the term "adulting"
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people who can’t stop talking or telling stories
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Passive aggressive know-it-alls.
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just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
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Passive aggressive know-it-alls.
You're going to have a terrible time on SLAP then
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when someone assumes you’re “offended” because you don’t find their jokes funny. no, you’re not some badass rebel telling revolutionary jokes and I’m not offended. you’re just not funny.
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Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.
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Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.
Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.
just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.
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Doug Benson's existence. Just his whole fucking deal.
Fuck Doug Benson. Did you know he is 54 years old? Makes me like him less.
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just saw a guy wearing a long sleeve shirt that had a hoodie on it so that
It had a print of a hoodie on it or it was a hooded t shirt? Big difference though both are awful.
Doug Benson tells the same jokes over and over and they suck ass.
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I know, it's crazy he's in his mid 50s. And still running around with his hooded sweatshirt zipped up a quarter of the way, it's embarrassing.
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/8nmojx/stand-up-travel-tips
He didn't even start smoking weed until he was almost 30, and then just decided to make that his whole schtick.
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when you finish pooping and you look over and there’s no tp
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when you finish pooping and you look over and there’s no tp
you even watch twin peaks when you’re pooping?
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skateboarders who refer to themselves as athletes
also - being constipated
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dudes that shape their eyebrows
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People who randomly sing out loud in public.
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people who refuse to use apple products can blow my fucking stupid hog
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When a co worker makes a loud uuggh sound every time he goes to sit in his chair. We're in our early twenties man. It can't be that much of a struggle to take a fucking seat.
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One armpit smells different than the other
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When a co worker makes a loud uuggh sound every time he goes to sit in his chair. We're in our early twenties man. It can't be that much of a struggle to take a fucking seat.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fF67navIZlU&feature=share
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I haven't actually seen it, but I'm pretty certain Hamilton is some dumb bullshit.
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When people peel carrots
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People who stop and stand having a conversation in the middle of the hallway, taking up the majority of the space. And slow walkers.
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People who stop and stand having a conversation in the middle of the hallway, taking up the majority of the space. And slow walkers.
Somewhat related to this but people who don't walk up escalators but rather just stand there in the way.
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Life is hard enough let me enjoy my magical future stairs
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i will never walk up an escalator
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When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic
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When a group of people take up the whole sidewalk walking in one direction and don't move for oncoming foot traffic
Fuckkkk so true. When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!
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Why aren't you guys just barging through these groups I don't understand
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Fuckkkk so true. When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!
Related to this is when I'm walking down a sidewalk and someone's coming toward me on the other side of the street, then when they get closer to me they move to my side and keep approaching. Drives me mad.
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people who lack spacial awareness.
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I'm into photography and occasionally, I venture into mini labs for various things. What gets my goat is that sometimes a staff member will engage in dialogue with me, giving me so-called 'advice.' Ive had a few instances of this and I get so sick of it. They usually tell you really basic stuff that you already know - stuff that you learned years ago (as if you're clueless.) And sometimes they'll give you false information that is clearly wrong. Like in one example, I was purchasing a 100asa negative film at one of these places and the guy at the counter says: "You realise that's an outdoor film, don't you?" Gosh really? I guess we'll just fail to acknowledge all those times Ive shot indoor interiors with 100 asa film (using a tripod and long exposures.)
And there was another time when someone at a mini lab told me that 8 x 10 inch paper is not full frame. Huh really? What about all those large format photographers who shoot 8 x 10 inch sheet film? I shoot 6 x 7cm medium format film myself and that fits an 8 x 10 paper quite nicely.
I don't usually mind going to mini labs but I wish the staff would keep their mouths shut and just allow me to get what I want inside the lab and then leave without a hassle. Is that too much to ask?
Okay rant over.
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when someone tells me “god bless you” and i didn’t sneeze
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Fuckkkk so true. When i'm on my bike in an area with no bike lanes and heavy traffic I practically have to nip at these people's heels to get them to make room!
Related to this is when I'm walking down a sidewalk and someone's coming toward me on the other side of the street, then when they get closer to me they move to my side and keep approaching. Drives me mad.
This got me thinking about my bicycle commute to school. Fucking hate when I encounter a car and they motion for me to go when they have the right of way, only to ride my ass or get pissed that I'm not on the sidewalk because they don't know how to share the road.
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Corey Duffels Instagram novels.
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Slow fuckers who walk while looking at their stupid fucking phones during the worst hours at the metro. Asking for fast flying fucks like me to knock their phones to the ground. I got places to be, move the fuck away. They probably hate me,so it evens out.
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Slow fuckers who walk while looking at their stupid fucking phones during the worst hours at the metro. Asking for fast flying fucks like me to knock their phones to the ground. I got places to be, move the fuck away. They probably hate me,so it evens out.
I agree. Move with some purpose if you're out in public and if you're not moving, get the fuck out of the way.
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Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.
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Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.
THIS...............I Abhor these peoppe at all costs. I give up after 10 mins unless we've got serious business my time is money, call me an asshole or a picky person I'd rather leave then wait for someone to flake on me Time and Time again. Won't be fooled again
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The absolute worst for me with this behavior is the "good homie" meeting up for a quick sesh. If we agree to meet at 5 and you don't show until 6:30 I'm going to have my fun and take off. I'm not 16 anymore and can skate around all day aimlessly (although I miss that)
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Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.
The absolute worst for me with this behavior is the "good homie" meeting up for a quick sesh. If we agree to meet at 5 and you don't show until 6:30 I'm going to have my fun and take off. I'm not 16 anymore and can skate around all day aimlessly (although I miss that)
real talk! between work and family and everything else I get 2 maybe 3 hours to skate once every couple of weeks, Im not waiting around for shit.
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Indecisive people at work environment.. Fucking hate that I have to do the same thing million times because somebody doesn't know what they want... I have other more important things to do than tinker on where this line goes for the millionth time... Doing illustrations can be a bitch..
Also I have to say that in my civil life I'm the worst at this.. .. Going to the grocery store can easily take an hour if I don't have anything planned beforehand...
I guess the things that annoy you the most are stuff you don't like about yourself..
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I guess the things that annoy you the most are stuff you don't like about yourself..
Painfully true.
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When a fat guy asks to use my board and I have to explain that the weight difference will mess up my bushings.
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^how often does that happen to you that it’s become a pet peeve? do you skate the ledge outside of a weight loss clinic or something?
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Painfully true.
If you're an adult, you should know when you're projecting shit. At least, most of the time.
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Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.
The absolute worst for me with this behavior is the "good homie" meeting up for a quick sesh. If we agree to meet at 5 and you don't show until 6:30 I'm going to have my fun and take off. I'm not 16 anymore and can skate around all day aimlessly (although I miss that)
real talk! between work and family and everything else I get 2 maybe 3 hours to skate once every couple of weeks, Im not waiting around for shit.
I run into this a lot with my European and Middle Eastern friends. Their cultures are just way more slack with time. One of my best friends is Egyptian. If I tell him I'm picking him up at 6:00, there is no way he's coming out of his building until at least 6:20. Just something I had to learn to deal with. My French friend is the same way.
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people that start a text with “happy wednesday!” .. comes off fake as fuck how do you not know this
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The person who rents the office across from me is a Spanish tutor, and has horrible work etiquette.
She leaves her office door wide open, talks crazy loud, will put on songs in Spanish sometimes. Super annoying.
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NPR having the gall to put on a full pledge drive after taking Diane Rehm off the air. I don’t see why they can’t play “On My Mind” from 10am-11am. Fucking bullshit.
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The person who rents the office across from me is a Spanish tutor, and has horrible work etiquette.
She leaves her office door wide open, talks crazy loud, will put on songs in Spanish sometimes. Super annoying.
Bring it up to the building manager that's their job. Say something like "Hey manage the goddamn building."
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"would gnar if i could"
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those little glove feet shoes and when your feet look too big for you as a person .. luckily ive never seen these combined
saw a guy yesterday wearing glove shoes with a blazer and jeans .. i instantly hated him
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as you should
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that's just so wrong. i can't stand those shoes... even the socks bother me
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People that overload washer and dryers
Sand or concrete mix scratching the inside of car windows when you use them
Home owners that think it's their duty to protect the sick ass ditch in the alley
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people who are constantly sighing and groaning audibly as they move about. and I mean young, able-bodied people working easy office jobs who are just constantly in a whiny and shitty mood. but of course when they talk they try to sound all pleasant.
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Damn, that's me as fuck actually.
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When people use the word “literally” incorrectly.
As in:
“He was so mad that steam was literally coming out of his ears.”
“I was so tired I literally just laid down on the couch and died.”
“This guy is literally the biggest douche bag in the universe.”
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When people use the word “literally” incorrectly.
As in:
“He was so mad that steam was literally coming out of his ears.”
“I was so tired I literally just laid down on the couch and died.”
“This guy is literally the biggest douche bag in the universe.”
If there was a literal douche bag the size of a full grown man it would prob literally be the biggest douche bag in the universe, though.
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depends where you lie on the descriptivist - prescriptivist spectrum but some these days say it’s acceptable to use “literally” as an intensifier and there are historical examples from famous writers to back that up.
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depends where you lie on the descriptivist - prescriptivist spectrum but some these days say it’s acceptable to use “literally” as an intensifier and there are historical examples from famous writers to back that up.
Yeah, I get what you’re saying. If enough people want “literally” to function that way, it doesn’t have to get approved by anyone, it just starts functioning that way.
It still bothers me though.
Another weird one is “peruse”. I don’t think I had ever heard anyone use that word used correctly for my entire life.
I used to think it meant to just quickly skim something over. Turns out it means the exact opposite.
pe·ruse
/pəˈro͞oz/Submit
verbFORMAL
read (something), typically in a thorough or careful way.
"he has spent countless hours in libraries perusing art history books and catalogues"
examine carefully or at length.
"Laura perused a Caravaggio"
synonyms: read, study, scrutinize, inspect, examine, wade through, look through; More
How the hell did it get fucked up that bad?
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I got drunk and joined here.
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Trying to log off.
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Fuck people who waste your time. “I’m on the way — I’ll be there soon,” should not be more than 5-10 minutes. Over an hour just makes me not want to ever interact with that person.
The absolute worst for me with this behavior is the "good homie" meeting up for a quick sesh. If we agree to meet at 5 and you don't show until 6:30 I'm going to have my fun and take off. I'm not 16 anymore and can skate around all day aimlessly (although I miss that)
real talk! between work and family and everything else I get 2 maybe 3 hours to skate once every couple of weeks, Im not waiting around for shit.
I run into this a lot with my European and Middle Eastern friends. Their cultures are just way more slack with time. One of my best friends is Egyptian. If I tell him I'm picking him up at 6:00, there is no way he's coming out of his building until at least 6:20. Just something I had to learn to deal with. My French friend is the same way.
I work with a Spaniard and it took me about a year to learn how to not take his, in my perspective, laziness personally. He has no self drive to work efficiently, despite being a civil servant. Late by minutes every morning; leaves early 3 days of the week by half an hour or more. Tax payers fund our paychecks but he could care less. He’s independently wealthy via mommy and daddy money. I felt like an asshole because I didn’t realize this is cultural until a few months ago.
It’s tough because I have a conservation corps and poverty background which drills work ethic, productivity, and self respect into your mental fabric. I’ve learned to just not rely on him for essentials or expectations and never, ever, ever let him borrow anything that requires cleaning or maintenance. Now we have a better work relationship based on that on my end. Maybe that helps others reading this in the same dilemma with friends or coworkers of similar nature.
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it’s still complete bullshit having to accommodate to other people’s lack of self-awareness
people who don’t grasp social cues make me want to shoot myself in the stupid face multiple times
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Close the fucking cupboards.
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people who text "kool" instead of "cool"
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people who text "kool" instead of "cool"
i texted straight "addy" instead of "address" a week ago and i'm still thinking about it
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i texted straight "addy" instead of "address" a week ago and i'm still thinking about it
haha this made me laugh .. i didn’t even think twice or remember that you said that if it makes you feel better .. but since you brought it up now im gonna make fun of you
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people who text "kool" instead of "cool"
i do this all the time
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people who text "kool" instead of "cool"
you got a problem with menthol motherfucker?
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i never wouldve pegged you as someone in their early mid 50s, because those are the only people who text like that.
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i never wouldve pegged you as someone in their early mid 50s, because those are the only people who text like that.
believe it or not, i have a reason for it. i'm not a punctuation in texting person, but i also don't like to be a texter who makes people uneasy by being super austere. you know those people, you send them a long block of text explaining something or apologizing and they text back "it's fine.", or something like that. my sister does this and it's clearly very bitchy. my solution to wanting to be reassuring to the person i'm texting while not having to use a bunch of exclamation marks and emojis ("Cool!! :) <3") is to be goofy by misspelling things. for the most part, it gets the job done.
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i never wouldve pegged you as someone in their early mid 50s, because those are the only people who text like that.
i text in the manner of stan posts .. most of it doesn’t make sense and i have to have multiple follow up texts explaining what i meant to type .. its kinda the reason why i post here with way too many periods so that i make a complete thought before moving to my next statement
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I'm sure I'm that person with the way too long winded texts and with too many missused commas. Just like how I post here.
I think a lot of people think I'm unhappy all the time, and that's probably why I get the "Kool" like how B. Samedi uses it. I'm fine, I just don't show excitement like most people.
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I'm sure I'm that person with the way too long winded texts and with too many missused commas. Just like how I post here.
I think a lot of people think I'm unhappy all the time, and that's probably why I get the "Kool" like how B. Samedi uses it. I'm fine, I just don't show excitement like most people.
You and me both sister
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Texting in general is one of my pet peeves because a lot of people can´t take messages at face value. Just call me.
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using no more instead of anymore .. im not going to listen to anything you’re saying after that
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using no more instead of anymore .. im not going to listen to anything you’re saying after that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8Tiz6INF7I
I hope you'll make one exception
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Bad umbrella etiquette. You fuckers are gonna poke my eye out. Also you don’t need an umbrella when it’s raining so lightly it’s only misting. People act like rain hurts
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Side eye and other bitch looks that are oblivious to me.......for example walk into my job and all quite and whispers. Like I'm here to work not be your fucking friend, to think any other way is fucking pathetic. I don't know you or like you FUCK OFF!!??
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Side eye and other bitch looks that are oblivious to me.......for example walk into my job and all quite and whispers. Like I'm here to work not be your fucking friend, to think any other way is fucking pathetic. I don't know you or like you FUCK OFF!!??
Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine?
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Side eye and other bitch looks that are oblivious to me.......for example walk into my job and all quite and whispers. Like I'm here to work not be your fucking friend, to think any other way is fucking pathetic. I don't know you or like you FUCK OFF!!??
Yeah, what is that? I thought you were a lady's man?
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Side eye and other bitch looks that are oblivious to me.......for example walk into my job and all quite and whispers. Like I'm here to work not be your fucking friend, to think any other way is fucking pathetic. I don't know you or like you FUCK OFF!!??
No why's the way I type considered as a lady's man?
Secondly I am a Pre-K teacher at what would seem to be a day labor for Pre-K and I work with petty ass hoes. I hate my job.
I never really cared about manicures or pedicures, but hearing bitches talk shit in Spanish is fucking pathetic, I get them done every now and then.
I speak three languages well and have a higher education then the people I work with. It's just the fact I'm comfortable with my boss as she's a family friend who won't fire me.
No I'm not a ray of sunshine, but I don't want to be comfortable with petty people. I Abhor stupidity and shithead parents, but want to see kids future at least for the most part be better then what their parents teach them?!
Does it make me noble maybe selfless sometimes, however when I see kids with lunch box with uncooked ramen and some spoiled foods it makes me want to punch the parents in the face.
You can waste however much on whatever iproduct or faux luxury item but can't prepare a decent lunch or an extra diaper. For which we aren't allowed to change.
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Side eye and other bitch looks that are oblivious to me.......for example walk into my job and all quite and whispers. Like I'm here to work not be your fucking friend, to think any other way is fucking pathetic. I don't know you or like you FUCK OFF!!??
Secondly I am a Pre-K teacher at what would seem to be a day labor for Pre-K and I work with petty ass hoes. I hate my job.
I never really cared about manicures or pedicures, but hearing bitches talk shit in Spanish is fucking pathetic, I get them done every now and then.
I speak three languages well and have a higher education then the people I work with. It's just the fact I'm comfortable with my boss as she's a family friend who won't fire me.
No I'm not a ray of sunshine, but I don't want to be comfortable with petty people. I Abhor stupidity and shithead parents, but want to see kids future at least for the most part be better then what their parents teach them?!
Does it make me noble maybe selfless sometimes, however when I see kids with lunch box with uncooked ramen and some spoiled foods it makes me want to punch the parents in the face.
You can waste however much on whatever iproduct or faux luxury item but can't prepare a decent lunch or an extra diaper. For which we aren't allowed to change.
Is the whispering group of Spanish speaking naysayers your students?
I’d talk shit whispers as a toddler to my teachers too at that age.
Don’t take it personally, they’re just little kids after all.
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Maybe it’s the fuck off look on your face as you walk in and scan the room giving everyone the stink eye. Try a smile you moody rude bitch.
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Maybe it’s the fuck off look on your face as you walk in and scan the room giving everyone the stink eye. Try a smile you moody rude bitch.
:D haha
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Wait I just had a proper read. You’re scamming a job from your friend because fuck those idiots “I do wot waarnt you don’t own me. I’m above this” because it’s for the kids?
Maybe just get another job? Or just bring a less selfish attitude. Smile. Whistle while you walk around doing stuff or whatever. Even if it’s out of irony, or maybe you’ll get satisfaction out of thinking they hate that you’re happy. *hugs bro
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Honestly it's my coworkers who are petty as fuck, I actually enjoy helping kids.
I'd rather take the high road but how much is too much when quite and whispers?!
That's why I get irritated by suckups and sycophants who are that lame and jealous of my relationship with my boss. For example I'm okay with IT and knowing command prompts as well as organization with student registery I could do it blindfolded.
However the person who is supposed to be doing this is illiterate as dogshit. My boss is a family friend however there's something sketchy she's not telling anyone, ie hush money paying off DCF and various other shenanigans.
I didn't ask to be born or know this woman but a jobs a job and how you help kids is number one priority. Fuck all to the rest of the people I work with.
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Obnoxious people who talk loud in public places so they make sure you hear what they are talking about
Excruciatingly bad commercials on tv, I fully put my head in my hands and say "no"
YUP
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Honestly it's my coworkers who are petty as fuck, I actually enjoy helping kids.
I'd rather take the high road but how much is too much when quite and whispers?!
That's why I get irritated by suckups and sycophants who are that lame and jealous of my relationship with my boss. For example I'm okay with IT and knowing command prompts as well as organization with student registery I could do it blindfolded.
However the person who is supposed to be doing this is illiterate as dogshit. My boss is a family friend however there's something sketchy she's not telling anyone, ie hush money paying off DCF and various other shenanigans.
I didn't ask to be born or know this woman but a jobs a job and how you help kids is number one priority. Fuck all to the rest of the people I work with.
It sounds like you're reaching a tipping point. If you're that frustrated I doubt your able to help the kids too much. Maybe find a different spot with people who you have no other connections with. The friend who's your boss may be poisoning the whole experience for you. Even if you don't care what people think it can't be fun to have people talk shit on you. I'd bail and find a job where you don't have to have personal connections with anyone.
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that stupid spinning wheel when your shit is buffering
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When people drop off things that I didn't ask for at my house. Drives me fucking mad.
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Honestly it's my coworkers who are petty as fuck, I actually enjoy helping kids.
I'd rather take the high road but how much is too much when quite and whispers?!
That's why I get irritated by suckups and sycophants who are that lame and jealous of my relationship with my boss. For example I'm okay with IT and knowing command prompts as well as organization with student registery I could do it blindfolded.
However the person who is supposed to be doing this is illiterate as dogshit. My boss is a family friend however there's something sketchy she's not telling anyone, ie hush money paying off DCF and various other shenanigans.
I didn't ask to be born or know this woman but a jobs a job and how you help kids is number one priority. Fuck all to the rest of the people I work with.
It sounds like you're reaching a tipping point. If you're that frustrated I doubt your able to help the kids too much. Maybe find a different spot with people who you have no other connections with. The friend who's your boss may be poisoning the whole experience for you. Even if you don't care what people think it can't be fun to have people talk shit on you. I'd bail and find a job where you don't have to have personal connections with anyone.
Sorry, hate to be the one to break it to you...
http://youtu.be/KkVUKy27aUM
Also, when the bill comes at a restaurant and whomever is paying says “What’s the damage?” right before looking at it.
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Honestly it's my coworkers who are petty as fuck, I actually enjoy helping kids.
I'd rather take the high road but how much is too much when quite and whispers?!
That's why I get irritated by suckups and sycophants who are that lame and jealous of my relationship with my boss. For example I'm okay with IT and knowing command prompts as well as organization with student registery I could do it blindfolded.
However the person who is supposed to be doing this is illiterate as dogshit. My boss is a family friend however there's something sketchy she's not telling anyone, ie hush money paying off DCF and various other shenanigans.
I didn't ask to be born or know this woman but a jobs a job and how you help kids is number one priority. Fuck all to the rest of the people I work with.
It sounds like you're reaching a tipping point. If you're that frustrated I doubt your able to help the kids too much. Maybe find a different spot with people who you have no other connections with. The friend who's your boss may be poisoning the whole experience for you. Even if you don't care what people think it can't be fun to have people talk shit on you. I'd bail and find a job where you don't have to have personal connections with anyone.
Sorry, hate to be the one to break it to you...
http://youtu.be/KkVUKy27aUM
Also, when the bill comes at a restaurant and whomever is paying says “What’s the damage?” right before looking at it.
Well thanks for the advice, however my jobs not that bad just the idiots I work for and with are dumb as bricks.
I am kinda heftier and scarred up than in my 20s but I've been through rough thing's these women would imagine.
Frankly I wouldn't want to or bring it up with those people as I'm quite misanthropic and just have no energy to explain myself.
This forum is quite a unique form of therapy, no wonder my man use to talk about it sometimes.
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When people like Anthony shelter like a bunch of your photos on Instagram in hopes you’ll follow them.
If you like my photos then follow, but I ain’t following a dude that made himself pro, or invites me to “like Anthony shelter on Facebook”.
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cars pulling up farther than the stop sign making it impossible for anyone to fucking turn into their own lane
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people with crazy haircuts to compensate their bland personalities
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people with crazy haircuts to compensate their bland personalities
give us an example of a crazy haircut.
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not even that crazy just the typical hipster female cut with maybe a little purple .. and not talking about people that are actually cool that can pull it off.. im talking about bland ppl that think they are all of sudden cool now that they’re hairs different
(https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HYa7rBR.jpg?o=1)
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Hairy pits bush or both
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not even that crazy just the typical hipster female cut with maybe a little purple .. and not talking about people that are actually cool that can pull it off.. im talking about bland ppl that think they are all of sudden cool now that they’re hairs different
(https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HYa7rBR.jpg?o=1)
Ahhh that hairstyle, also know as the ‘can I speak to your manager’ hairstyle.
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not even that crazy just the typical hipster female cut with maybe a little purple .. and not talking about people that are actually cool that can pull it off.. im talking about bland ppl that think they are all of sudden cool now that they’re hairs different
(https://cdn.pbrd.co/images/HYa7rBR.jpg?o=1)
Ahhh that hairstyle, also know as the ‘can I speak to your manager’ hairstyle.
Haha. Also the “my friends say I’m weird!” cut.
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If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour
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Yeah because she would dump you for a dude that also has a cool haircut
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looks like one of those weird hip christians
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If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour
what a lucky lady
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Yeah because she would dump you for a dude that also has a cool haircut
(http://media.giphy.com/media/AjkUQrzvs5OCc/giphy.gif)
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so this is pretty dumb and without merit, but i hate dudes my age that wear nice clothes to work .. i realize it’s dress code and fit in with your peers n shit but it seems like they get off on that and walk around town like like big shots when i know they’re fresh college grads making shit salary .. your shit stinks like mine too i just wear it more proudly
love to hear some suits talk shit to me on here
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I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.
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I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.
Bruh is a direct threat. My guy is a half step away. Likely, they are begging to be punched.
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I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.
Bruh is a direct threat. My guy is a half step away. Likely, they are begging to be punched.
Can't stand "buddy." There's always a level of sarcasm and condescension involved.
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
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Latte shops who only stock low fat.
Police.
Drug prohibition.
Taxi drivers and bus drivers
Crowded surf
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
i think of this dude whenever i hear about die hard atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0psEkjnYR4w
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If my girlfriend showed up with a haircut like that, she would be single within the hour
what a lucky lady
Ask yourself why she would date someone so shallow. By the sounds of it maybe shes a piece of shit too. They prolly desearve each other.
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
i think of this dude whenever i hear about die hard atheist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0psEkjnYR4w
👊 perfect example of what I’m saying. Never heard before but it’s so accurate.
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people who go out of their way to wear shorts or just a t-shirt in the winter when it’s snowing and shit. no one’s impressed, grizzly adams. and some of these idiots who insist they’re not underdressed get sick and then spread it around.
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you can’t get sick from being cold .. it’s scienc e
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cold temperatures don’t directly cause sickness but being cold can make you more prone to getting sick.
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shalom chuck shalom
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If your beard is a major part of who you are then there's nothing to you and cya
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I saw a guy the other day in -30 Celsius weather wearing a huge puffer jacket, toque, gloves and work boots with a nice pair of grey cargo shorts on. I don't know what he was trying to prove, but he was definitely proving it.
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When driving (US)
I cannot stand the people who slowly merge to the center lane to turn left forcing you to slow down as well. You're supposed to get into the middle lane and then slow down if there are people behind you. I swear people have no road etiquette or awareness. Next time, I'm taking you bumper with me..
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If your beard is a major part of who you are then there's nothing to you and cya
i broke it off with a girl once as a babyfaced 19-year-old, and a week later she was seen by friends of mine apparently shacking up with a large bearded gentleman. he called himself "bear" and was cringe personified
also unrelated but damn i dodged a bullet with that chick. i'm pretty sure it didn't work out with that beard but she ended up marrying another one
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also unrelated but damn i dodged a bullet with that chick. i'm pretty sure it didn't work out with that beard but she ended up marrying another one
One of my camera guys has a beard and it's all he has going for him. It's his hobby and he fuckin sucks.
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
every time i see this argument, this is all i can think of
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NWWeQlXfSa0&lact=7&itct=CCMQpDAYACITCNPKndHwuOACFchWfgodqCwGwjIGc2VhcmNoUg9icmFpbiBsaWwgZGlja3k%3D&csn=QCRkXMmNFcj6kgaV05_oDQ&noapp=1&client=mv-google&has_verified=1
Thanks for letting me know this exists. Shalom
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probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"
it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.
sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.
take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.
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probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"
it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.
sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.
take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.
so how long have you been an incel for
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Know it all atheists, I am one so don’t think im a holy roller, but at a party and some dick starts a full on rant about “how stupid belief in god“. Ok buddy you’re smarter than everyone we get it. Atheist equivalent of a church sermon.
Some priest said that it takes much more blind faith to believe that there is no God than believing there is one.
I found that to be kind of profound.
It’s pretty presumptuous to think that we could know anything at all about the true nature of God from our tiny little vantage point.
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I'm not a fan of "my guy". "Bruh" is pretty bad too.
Bruh is a direct threat. My guy is a half step away. Likely, they are begging to be punched.
Can't stand "buddy." There's always a level of sarcasm and condescension involved.
I’d like to add “boss” to the list... the most condescending of them all in my opinion. “My guy” is pretty tough to beat though.
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what about when someone you don’t know calls you “brother”? not brotha but brother really enunciated by usually a white dude? that one kinda throws me off. I think it’s meant to be friendly.
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I use most of these regularly but I am a fucking asshole
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what about when someone you don’t know calls you “brother”? not brotha but brother really enunciated by usually a white dude? that one kinda throws me off. I think it’s meant to be friendly.
Was it Hulk Hogan?
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what about when someone you don’t know calls you “brother”? not brotha but brother really enunciated by usually a white dude? that one kinda throws me off. I think it’s meant to be friendly.
Was it Hulk Hogan?
no. but that’s good you mentioned it. forgot he said it so much.
https://youtu.be/w5fkW5NZm9k
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probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"
it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.
sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.
take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.
the bliss of female love just isn't good enough for me
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you can’t get sick from being cold .. it’s scienc e
You can't get sick from the cold itself. But you can get sick from being in the cold. Your body has to work harder to keep from freezing, thus affecting your immune system's ability to fend off invasions.
I used to have this argument with an older friend of mine because I'd tell my kids to not go outside with shoes and a coat when it was cold.
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probably touched on, but the concept of being "Hangry"
it's like PMS'ing (which in many studies has been proven a societal/culturally conditioned copout), but just being completely self absorbed. of course it sucks being hungry, but nobody is REALLY starving.
sorry you haven't had your fucking avocado toast, YET.
take a second, quit being a bitch, and exercise some perseverance.
the bliss of female love just isn't good enough for me
You really are a dirty ol man... I'd never order avocado toast but in the privacy of my own home. Shits good
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People who spit on the ground where your skating.
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People who spit on the ground where your skating.
There was this hog fucker I used to work with that would do this shit inside the building. Didn't matter where he was. I was working on something and had to kneel on the floor to do so. I got up to get more tools and came back to see he spit right where I was kneeling. Shit got real, real fast. Fucking cunt bag.
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People who spit on the ground where your skating.
There was this hog fucker I used to work with that would do this shit inside the building. Didn't matter where he was. I was working on something and had to kneel on the floor to do so. I got up to get more tools and came back to see he spit right where I was kneeling. Shit got real, real fast. Fucking cunt bag.
Haha theirs some jerks out there. Fucking old Gouche
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
are you talking about messenger bags, or those stupid trendy fanny packs that go over your shoulder?
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i hope messenger bags cuz it sounds like you rock them and i gotta hear this
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Ha those ladies bags for men, I see, reported !
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Anything above a neutral colored Amazon basics backpack (the version that is $17.82 NOT the $29 model) is ostentatious.
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It really grinds my gears when I go to use the microwave at my office and I see there is :17 seconds left. Ok, I get you wanted your hot pocket or whatever quicker but if you open the microwave before the timer goes off, please hit clear.
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
are you talking about messenger bags, or those stupid trendy fanny packs that go over your shoulder?
Yeah, I need to know. Post a pic.
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
are you talking about messenger bags, or those stupid trendy fanny packs that go over your shoulder?
Yeah, I need to know. Post a pic.
I think he means bags similar to these:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1586/0617/products/I006285-89-90.jpg) (https://us.urbanexcess.com/products/carhartt-watts-essentials-bag-small-black?curr=USD&redirect=FALSE&gclid=CjwKCAiA767jBRBqEiwAGdAOr0989-YAjKgZ0s67p8_TJm9hCDh_RVmPzwxGgLBO_G6FOx7N0s6UQhoC5OEQAvD_BwE)
I'm not too into those above but I have one of these, which is similar but has a larger volume capacity than most of those pseudo waist-bags that 75% of NYers that aren't filmers rock:
(http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/images/category_382/Patagonia%20Atom%20Sling%208L%20Mochila%20Unisex%20Adulto%20Negro%20Black%2036x24x45%20cm%20B07D9YG8VS_0.jpg) (http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/patagonia-atom-sling-8l-mochila-unisex-adulto-negro-black-36x24x45-cm-b07d9yg8vs-p-38265.html)
Pabst, my reason for owning this: A backpack is too big for the things I usually take out skating or even if I'm going out for a bit. This bag fits a water bottle, a tool, a book, a snack, and a portable charger or P&S camera. I usually have a thin, easily tucked away tote bag in there too in case I pick up other stuff throughout the day. Also, a backpack's coverage causes me to sweat easily while this smaller bag is less prone to do that. You don't know me but I'm not one to flaunt & my pants aren't wild, just your average blue or brown chinos and blue jeans.
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those small bags are perfect for skating. I use one ‘cause I don’t need a full-size bag usually.
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
are you talking about messenger bags, or those stupid trendy fanny packs that go over your shoulder?
Yeah, I need to know. Post a pic.
I think he means bags similar to these:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1586/0617/products/I006285-89-90.jpg) (https://us.urbanexcess.com/products/carhartt-watts-essentials-bag-small-black?curr=USD&redirect=FALSE&gclid=CjwKCAiA767jBRBqEiwAGdAOr0989-YAjKgZ0s67p8_TJm9hCDh_RVmPzwxGgLBO_G6FOx7N0s6UQhoC5OEQAvD_BwE)
I'm not too into those above but I have one of these, which is similar but has a larger volume capacity than most of those pseudo waist-bags that 75% of NYers that aren't filmers rock:
(http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/images/category_382/Patagonia%20Atom%20Sling%208L%20Mochila%20Unisex%20Adulto%20Negro%20Black%2036x24x45%20cm%20B07D9YG8VS_0.jpg) (http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/patagonia-atom-sling-8l-mochila-unisex-adulto-negro-black-36x24x45-cm-b07d9yg8vs-p-38265.html)
Pabst, my reason for owning this: A backpack is too big for the things I usually take out skating or even if I'm going out for a bit. This bag fits a water bottle, a tool, a book, a snack, and a portable charger or P&S camera. I usually have a thin, easily tucked away tote bag in there too in case I pick up other stuff throughout the day. Also, a backpack's coverage causes me to sweat easily while this smaller bag is less prone to do that. You don't know me but I'm not one to flaunt & my pants aren't wild, just your average blue or brown chinos and blue jeans.
Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
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They're only designed to carry a unit tool, a pack of light blue American Spirits, and a small carton of coconut water. Any more weight and you're on your own.
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The shoulder bag.
It is less functional than a backpack, blatantly states one's peacock factor, and usually is adorned with a horrible taste in pants. Why? Someone on here that runs these dorky things give me some logic. Please. I'll listen open minded on it.
are you talking about messenger bags, or those stupid trendy fanny packs that go over your shoulder?
Yeah, I need to know. Post a pic.
I think he means bags similar to these:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1586/0617/products/I006285-89-90.jpg) (https://us.urbanexcess.com/products/carhartt-watts-essentials-bag-small-black?curr=USD&redirect=FALSE&gclid=CjwKCAiA767jBRBqEiwAGdAOr0989-YAjKgZ0s67p8_TJm9hCDh_RVmPzwxGgLBO_G6FOx7N0s6UQhoC5OEQAvD_BwE)
I'm not too into those above but I have one of these, which is similar but has a larger volume capacity than most of those pseudo waist-bags that 75% of NYers that aren't filmers rock:
(http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/images/category_382/Patagonia%20Atom%20Sling%208L%20Mochila%20Unisex%20Adulto%20Negro%20Black%2036x24x45%20cm%20B07D9YG8VS_0.jpg) (http://www.parroquiacercedamataelpino.es/patagonia-atom-sling-8l-mochila-unisex-adulto-negro-black-36x24x45-cm-b07d9yg8vs-p-38265.html)
Pabst, my reason for owning this: A backpack is too big for the things I usually take out skating or even if I'm going out for a bit. This bag fits a water bottle, a tool, a book, a snack, and a portable charger or P&S camera. I usually have a thin, easily tucked away tote bag in there too in case I pick up other stuff throughout the day. Also, a backpack's coverage causes me to sweat easily while this smaller bag is less prone to do that. You don't know me but I'm not one to flaunt & my pants aren't wild, just your average blue or brown chinos and blue jeans.
Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Loving that blue coat.
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When people only visit because their broke and trying to bum money. I know who they are now so when I see em I make sure they know I'm broker than them. Even with a million in the bank , hypothetical , I'm broke lol
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Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Yes, the Patagonia one I have does & that's the most annoying part about it. But it's worth it and there's a solution: There's an extra strap that wraps the opposite way across the body from the main strap, stabilizing the bag's position. Works perfect.
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i have this, it was cheap, it is pretty comfy, light, small, and practical.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1619/8105/products/Polar-Dealer-Cordura-Bag-Olive-1_530x.jpg?v=1536850750)
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i hope messenger bags cuz it sounds like you rock them and i gotta hear this
(https://i.imgur.com/ebptoY0.jpg)
I carry this to and from work. I guess it could be a messenger bag because it has a strap, but i usually just hold it brief case style. I don't need to carry too much stuff, so a backpack is kinda like overkill. I can fit a laptop and a few notebooks and usually my lunch in this and thats all I need.
The fanny pack things posted above are definitely stupid looking, but I could see how it would be practical if you were carrying a camera or something.
I also don't like taking a bag skating because everyone goes "hey, can I put my stuff in your bag?" then you wind up carrying everyones shit.
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Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Yes, the Patagonia one I have does & that's the most annoying part about it. But it's worth it and there's a solution: There's an extra strap that wraps the opposite way across the body from the main strap, stabilizing the bag's position. Works perfect.
So it’s like wearing a backpack but instead of putting both straps over your shoulders you put one over your shoulder and one under your armpit.
Thus, is why I’m bothered by them. Today marks the day I am officially a curmudgeoned old person shaking their fist into the void and now the pet peace is reality and mirrors.
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i hope messenger bags cuz it sounds like you rock them and i gotta hear this
(https://i.imgur.com/ebptoY0.jpg)
I carry this to and from work. I guess it could be a messenger bag because it has a strap, but i usually just hold it brief case style. I don't need to carry too much stuff, so a backpack is kinda like overkill. I can fit a laptop and a few notebooks and usually my lunch in this and thats all I need.
The fanny pack things posted above are definitely stupid looking, but I could see how it would be practical if you were carrying a camera or something.
I also don't like taking a bag skating because everyone goes "hey, can I put my stuff in your bag?" then you wind up carrying everyones shit.
That’s the absolute worst. It goes beyond skating too. I shouldn’t be weighed down by your lack of planning.
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i hope messenger bags cuz it sounds like you rock them and i gotta hear this
(https://i.imgur.com/ebptoY0.jpg)
I carry this to and from work. I guess it could be a messenger bag because it has a strap, but i usually just hold it brief case style. I don't need to carry too much stuff, so a backpack is kinda like overkill. I can fit a laptop and a few notebooks and usually my lunch in this and thats all I need.
The fanny pack things posted above are definitely stupid looking, but I could see how it would be practical if you were carrying a camera or something.
I also don't like taking a bag skating because everyone goes "hey, can I put my stuff in your bag?" then you wind up carrying everyones shit.
Nice Mikkeller pin!
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Nice Mikkeller pin!
Thanks. My wife and I had a few beers then when we were in LA last year. Cool little place just a few blocks from our hotel. Local people were friendly.
What I thought was crazy was we walked past it on a Sunday at like 1pm and there was a line around the block. I thought people were there to see a band or something, but when we asked the bartenders a few days later when we went it, they said the crowd was there because of some craft beer tap takeover. Like all the taps were from some brewery and people were lined up down the block to drink it. Bars do that pretty regularly from where I'm from and it's never a big deal. Is LA just late to the craft beer game? The people we met were pretty shocked at our lack of enthusiasm for craft beer.
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Thanks. My wife and I had a few beers then when we were in LA last year. Cool little place just a few blocks from our hotel. Local people were friendly.
What I thought was crazy was we walked past it on a Sunday at like 1pm and there was a line around the block. I thought people were there to see a band or something, but when we asked the bartenders a few days later when we went it, they said the crowd was there because of some craft beer tap takeover. Like all the taps were from some brewery and people were lined up down the block to drink it. Bars do that pretty regularly from where I'm from and it's never a big deal. Is LA just late to the craft beer game? The people we met were pretty shocked at our lack of enthusiasm for craft beer.
Mikkeller is one of the popular craft brewers in the country. People would definitely travel just to go there.
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Thanks. My wife and I had a few beers then when we were in LA last year. Cool little place just a few blocks from our hotel. Local people were friendly.
What I thought was crazy was we walked past it on a Sunday at like 1pm and there was a line around the block. I thought people were there to see a band or something, but when we asked the bartenders a few days later when we went it, they said the crowd was there because of some craft beer tap takeover. Like all the taps were from some brewery and people were lined up down the block to drink it. Bars do that pretty regularly from where I'm from and it's never a big deal. Is LA just late to the craft beer game? The people we met were pretty shocked at our lack of enthusiasm for craft beer.
Mikkeller is one of the popular craft brewers in the country. People would definitely travel just to go there.
It’s internationally popular, theres a local beer bar in my neighborhood that gets the craziest european/japanese hype beers but its also a total dive which is great. They do make a damn good beer though so I understand the hype.
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i hope messenger bags cuz it sounds like you rock them and i gotta hear this
(https://i.imgur.com/ebptoY0.jpg)
I carry this to and from work. I guess it could be a messenger bag because it has a strap, but i usually just hold it brief case style. I don't need to carry too much stuff, so a backpack is kinda like overkill. I can fit a laptop and a few notebooks and usually my lunch in this and thats all I need.
The fanny pack things posted above are definitely stupid looking, but I could see how it would be practical if you were carrying a camera or something.
I also don't like taking a bag skating because everyone goes "hey, can I put my stuff in your bag?" then you wind up carrying everyones shit.
That’s the absolute worst. It goes beyond skating too. I shouldn’t be weighed down by your lack of planning.
Do what I do and say no. Sometimes even a dramatic heeeellllll no.
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Thanks. My wife and I had a few beers then when we were in LA last year. Cool little place just a few blocks from our hotel. Local people were friendly.
What I thought was crazy was we walked past it on a Sunday at like 1pm and there was a line around the block. I thought people were there to see a band or something, but when we asked the bartenders a few days later when we went it, they said the crowd was there because of some craft beer tap takeover. Like all the taps were from some brewery and people were lined up down the block to drink it. Bars do that pretty regularly from where I'm from and it's never a big deal. Is LA just late to the craft beer game? The people we met were pretty shocked at our lack of enthusiasm for craft beer.
Mikkeller is one of the popular craft brewers in the country. People would definitely travel just to go there.
It’s internationally popular, theres a local beer bar in my neighborhood that gets the craziest european/japanese hype beers but its also a total dive which is great. They do make a damn good beer though so I understand the hype.
Had no idea it was a thing. We found it wondering around and came back the next day to see what they hype from the day before was. They had good beer, but nothing better than what we could get at home. The hype in MI peaked quite a while ago.
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A friend of mine makes those shoulder bags and was nice enough to send me one so I gave it a shot but about an hour into wearing it someone asked me if I had diabetes and that was it for me.
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this bag holds two flashes, 3 pocket wizards, and my fuji. sling it over the shoulder. dont care how i look cause this bag is easier to skate around with than a big bulky camera backpack.
(https://content.backcountry.com/images/items/900/HRS/HRS0020/BK.jpg)
edit: forgot to say that if youre just rocking a fanny pack with like nothing in it, and youre trying tricks with it on. please fucking stop.
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A friend of mine makes those shoulder bags and was nice enough to send me one so I gave it a shot but about an hour into wearing it someone asked me if I had diabetes and that was it for me.
no one would ask that if they seriously thought you might have diabetes. they were asking just to tease you and you let that stop you? fuck that. you should use it if you want to.
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Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Yes, the Patagonia one I have does & that's the most annoying part about it. But it's worth it and there's a solution: There's an extra strap that wraps the opposite way across the body from the main strap, stabilizing the bag's position. Works perfect.
So it’s like wearing a backpack but instead of putting both straps over your shoulders you put one over your shoulder and one under your armpit.
Thus, is why I’m bothered by them. Today marks the day I am officially a curmudgeoned old person shaking their fist into the void and now the pet peace is reality and mirrors.
Edit:
TL;DR- smaller backpack plz.
Do you also miss when cars didn't have seatbelts?
P.S. Backpack straps go under your armpits too.
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A friend of mine makes those shoulder bags and was nice enough to send me one so I gave it a shot but about an hour into wearing it someone asked me if I had diabetes and that was it for me.
no one would ask that if they seriously thought you might have diabetes. they were asking just to tease you and you let that stop you? fuck that. you should use it if you want to.
Besides, that would be closer to the size of an LVAD.
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A friend of mine makes those shoulder bags and was nice enough to send me one so I gave it a shot but about an hour into wearing it someone asked me if I had diabetes and that was it for me.
no one would ask that if they seriously thought you might have diabetes. they were asking just to tease you and you let that stop you? fuck that. you should use it if you want to.
IV drug users want to know if you have diabetus.
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smaller backpack plz.
this is actually the worst of all .. those dumb lil draw string ones with a big nike swoosh on it
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this is actually the worst of all .. those dumb lil draw string ones with a big nike swoosh on it
If I was a cop I would unconstitutionally stop 100% of people wearing those. I'd say "have anything I should know about in your bag?" and they'd start sweating so hard because they ALL have something in their bag.
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Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Yes, the Patagonia one I have does & that's the most annoying part about it. But it's worth it and there's a solution: There's an extra strap that wraps the opposite way across the body from the main strap, stabilizing the bag's position. Works perfect.
So it’s like wearing a backpack but instead of putting both straps over your shoulders you put one over your shoulder and one under your armpit.
Thus, is why I’m bothered by them. Today marks the day I am officially a curmudgeoned old person shaking their fist into the void and now the pet peace is reality and mirrors.
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TL;DR- smaller backpack plz.
Do you also miss when cars didn't have seatbelts?
P.S. Backpack straps go under your armpits too.
That’s the point, it’s a downgrade from a backpack for the reason outside of functionality.
And jokes on me again, my car still is carbureted and to be real, the seatbelt is only on when I’m around other humans driving. Shiiiiiit.
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this is actually the worst of all .. those dumb lil draw string ones with a big nike swoosh on it
If I was a cop I would unconstitutionally stop 100% of people wearing those. I'd say "have anything I should know about in your bag?" and they'd start sweating so hard because they ALL have something in their bag.
i hate most people who wear these but i'm also really glad you're not a cop
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Correcto, I’m referring to those.
Questions.
How does it stay in the middle of your back while you’re pushing? Does the sack travel towards your hip when weighted with items?
Yes, the Patagonia one I have does & that's the most annoying part about it. But it's worth it and there's a solution: There's an extra strap that wraps the opposite way across the body from the main strap, stabilizing the bag's position. Works perfect.
So it’s like wearing a backpack but instead of putting both straps over your shoulders you put one over your shoulder and one under your armpit.
Thus, is why I’m bothered by them. Today marks the day I am officially a curmudgeoned old person shaking their fist into the void and now the pet peace is reality and mirrors.
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TL;DR- smaller backpack plz.
Do you also miss when cars didn't have seatbelts?
P.S. Backpack straps go under your armpits too.
That’s the point, it’s a downgrade from a backpack for the reason outside of functionality.
And jokes on me again, my car still is carbureted and to be real, the seatbelt is only on when I’m around other humans driving. Shiiiiiit.
Oh I disagree, functionality was the major reason I got this bag. It feels more secure than my backpack (when fully strapped up), is more comfortable, and I still have two free arms. But it's your pet peeve, so respect. Please be safe on the road.
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this is actually the worst of all .. those dumb lil draw string ones with a big nike swoosh on it
If I was a cop I would unconstitutionally stop 100% of people wearing those. I'd say "have anything I should know about in your bag?" and they'd start sweating so hard because they ALL have something in their bag.
I'd never be a cop because ACAB but if I was I'd be the best cop to other cops and the worst cop to everyone else. I know what pieces of shit look like because look at me. Any car with a towel instead of a window is getting searched.
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Well, this thread took a shit dive.
Post a bag fuccboi
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i immediately have suicidal thoughts whenever someone mentions goals of the "relationship" or "squad" varieties
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“you are goals”
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Well, this thread took a shit dive.
Post a bag fuccboi
I bomb hills at school with this thing.
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZhC6x_GSfRk/maxresdefault.jpg)
Tomorrow I will wear it sideways and will report back with details.
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This whole "I was today years old when ______" makes my skin crawl.
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i honestly don’t understand why you would leave your shiny sticker on your new hat
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i honestly don’t understand why you would leave your shiny sticker on your new hat
ppl still do that?
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i honestly don’t understand why you would leave your shiny sticker on your new hat
no idea. the gold sticker was bad enough, but i always loved it when assholes would leave the big sticker that went over the gold sticker on too.
(http://www.strictlyfitteds.com/sites/default/files/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Justin-peterson-new-era-artwork.jpg)
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i knew someone who bought a whole roll of gold new era stickers for an exorbitant price off ebay so they could keep their hat icy or fresh or whatever the fuck
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I hate when people hold their sneezes in.
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I hate when people hold their sneezes in.
Yeah, but I'd rather have them holding it than spreading their AIDS everywhere.
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It's a good thing AIDS isn't contagious then.
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shitty ground .. almost to the point where i wanna only skate concrete parks but i don’t really fuck
with parks anymore that shits stale
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shitty ground .. almost to the point where i wanna only skate concrete parks but i don’t really fuck
with parks anymore that shits stale
The local public works shredded our roads after the
Last snow storm. Ball shaking for days
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Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.
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yea that's happening to me constantly i can't go to the grocery store w;o inhaling a bunch of timmy's wack ole dead grandama
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Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.
This is more poignant than it seems.
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Spreading ashes in places where it will come in contact
With people. I don’t want to sit in dead person sand when
I’m getting drunk on the beach.
This is more poignant than it seems.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/11oauh2CqGIy88/giphy.gif)
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yea that's happening to me constantly i can't go to the grocery store w;o inhaling a bunch of timmy's wack ole dead grandama
Timmy’s a dick
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vertical photos/gifs on slap signatures.
Vhs era's signature on a computer is LARGE, trick flips are sized differently so it looks sloppy. dont get it confused, i like what/when they post, and those gifs are great, but man learn how to size that shit down or evenly.
this is just some dumb ocd thing, sorry.
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salted roads even when there's no snow. gets on everything
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relentless erections
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salted roads even when there's no snow. gets on everything
The deer need a salt lick bro
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relentless erections
i hate relentlerections
oh also unnecessary portmanteaus
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assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP
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assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP
Maybe reassess those coping skills
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assumptions. I can literally cope with anything in life, but for some reason, when people make assumptions about me or other humans, it just makes me fkn SNAP
Let’s get some examples.
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the condom beanie every time .. especially here in phx where beanies are scarce
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the condom beanie every time .. especially here in phx where beanies are scarce
i watched tampa pro finals with my roommate who doesnt skate, and he was more fascinated by the beanies on their heads that dont cover their ears than whatever tricks they were doing.
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I blame Adebisi.
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I blame Adebisi.
It wasn't him it was the tits
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People who don't use their headlights in the rain
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People who bring their work moods home with them.
fuck you
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People who bring their work moods home with them.
fuck you
Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
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People who bring their work moods home with them.
fuck you
Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
Did they at least have make up sex in the office??
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People who bring their work moods home with them.
fuck you
Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
Did they at least have make up sex in the office??
nope... they were always bitching
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People who bring their work moods home with them.
fuck you
Shit I used to have a boss who was the owner and the husband was the CFO ...they used to bring thier marriage drama to work ...that shit was fucked
Did they at least have make up sex in the office??
nope... they were always bitching
What a rip off
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when you get out of the shower and have no towel .. only thing worse than that is taking a shit and look over and no tp
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Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups. You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
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Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups. You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
I really don't like any kind of cosmetic decoration on cars. For me, stickers are the worst. However cool your car is, that coolness goes away the second you put a sticker on it. I used to do it when I was young and I don't really know what made me stop, but somewhere around 22-23 I decided that I'm not a fan of stickers on my car. I'm not special or cool, and I dont need everyone on the road to know that I think I am.
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Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups. You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
I really don't like any kind of cosmetic decoration on cars. For me, stickers are the worst. However cool your car is, that coolness goes away the second you put a sticker on it. I used to do it when I was young and I don't really know what made me stop, but somewhere around 22-23 I decided that I'm not a fan of stickers on my car. I'm not special or cool, and I dont need everyone on the road to know that I think I am.
I hate stickers on cars so much. I picture that asshole seeing a sticker and they're like "oh this one perfectly summarizes me" and then they buy it and put it on their car, or even worse someone else saw a sticker and got it for them. If someone handed me a sticker and said it made them think of me I'd cut that person out of my life.
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there is literally a guy who posts here that has a blue astrovan batmobile with a shalom sticker on it and he’s made it his life purpose to shalom stickers on every spot in los angeles
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This dude in my hometown has had the same car for 10, maybe 15 years and it's really just one giant sticker with a gazillion sun-faded skate logos. I think it was his first car ever that he got as soon as he got his license and his first reaction was to cover it up with all the stickers he could find. Obviously and as it should be expected to begin with, it instantly looked like shit and already made the car resemble a confused pre-teen's bedroom wall overloaded with Sum 41 posters, Thrasher banners and Globe balloons over a vehicle, but then the disease proceeded to run even deeper and develop over the years. The sun would keep washing out all the colors on the stickers in just a matter of weeks every time so in order to try and save face (...) the dude would just keep adding more and more fresh stickers over the old ones and actually kept doing that for years, till he had so much shit on his car all the paper started rotting and peeling. That's when he gave up on adding more stickers but he also never touched the rest, and I still seem him around regularly driving the car.
Whilst on a trip a few hours down south, on which all our mutual friends were but he wasn't, we actually ran into the doppelgänger of his car, that was just parked there. Somebody had obviously been following the exact same logic of applying as many skate stickers as possible on their vehicle, only to then attempt to 'fix' the bad spots by making them even worse, we laughed at it from afar at first then as we got closer we realized it was the exact same car model and it freaked us out for a second.
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Those fucking Salt Life stickers are the worst. Really anything relating to the beach. There’s a whole cottage industry devoted to enabling people to make sure that strangers know that they like going to the beach.
Then there’s the 13.1 and 26.2 bullshit but that’s another sub genre unto itself.
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i had a couple stickers on my first two cars, they were both bangers though so a thrasher logo on the bumeper kinda worked.. i think its aphase all skaters go through when they get a license, weve stickered everything else we possibly could - the car is a logical progression
BUT I got a new car at the end of 2018 and its the nicest thing iver ever owned, my wife said 'oh this sticker would be cool for the rear window' I dont think she's ever offended me more. i did not put out that night let me tell ya haha
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Those 100% blacked out cars and pickups. You are not Batman; your cheesy Dodge Avenger is not the Batmobile.
Black on black looks awesome. It's the lift-kit fucks you have to watch out for.
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Going to a restaurant and seeing people's lips move in a circular motion when they chew makes me want to smother them in their plate.
Hearing the two older ladies at work talk shit on everyone and everything.
Witnessing those same ladies do the exact same shit they bitch about.
People that make it a point to pull out in front of you, only to go slow. Old people do this a lot. You'd think with the short amount of time these twats have left that they'd want to hurry the fuck up a bit.
The phrase "pet peeve".
Anyone under 25.
Rick and Morty (did I already say this?)
Ass wiping sessions that seem to take longer than the actual shit took.
When you think you're a god because that one pebble didn't take you out, but the next one proves that you're just a lowly human.
When my wife and kids try to fill my days off up with shit to do.
The fact that I can't seem to shut the fuck up when I start talking.
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Those fucking Salt Life stickers are the worst. Really anything relating to the beach. There’s a whole cottage industry devoted to enabling people to make sure that strangers know that they like going to the beach.
Then there’s the 13.1 and 26.2 bullshit but that’s another sub genre unto itself.
It’s fun to call them slut life stickers since they’re the tramp stamp of the car. Jeeps mostly by me
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Hearing the two older ladies at work talk shit on everyone and everything.
That sounds a lot like a certain skateboarding internet forum I know.
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection
i think we just found the guy who couldn’t last three minutes
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
I used to make ads like that as my first "design job" it was crazy. Always Indian guys and they pay you a lot.
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Around Boulder CO, there seems to be a competition to portray yourself as enlightened as possible via stickers on the back of your Subaru. 26.1, Coexist, Meat is Murder, etc. Sometimes they have a $4,000 bike blocking some of the stickers, but the bike has its own stickers. For sure they are wearing a brightly colored down jacket, on their way to walk on a trail, which apparently constitutes a lifestyle worth shaping your wardrobe around.
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'
That reminds me... There was a title for a porn vid like "He hardly fucks her until she squirts". I guess they thought "hardly" was an adverb for doing something hard. Poorly titled porn vids could probably be its own thread.
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
I miss the good old days where you could just watch your interracial granny gangbang vids without having to wade through all the filth they keep shoving in your face.
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Demonic porn ads where some ghouls death meat is piping some final fantasy looking Asian chick. TRY NOT TO CUM!!! Adjacent to my somewhat civilized selection.
Knowing my creepy upstairs neighbor Josh likely has the high score on that game.
The deliberate typo's and grammar mistakes to make it all look intentionally amateurish really makes those ads. I've been getting a lot of 'HOPE YOU ENOJYED'
That reminds me... There was a title for a porn vid like "He hardly fucks her until she squirts". I guess they thought "hardly" was an adverb for doing something hard. Poorly titled porn vids could probably be its own thread.
Def seen analyzed used a lot.
Teen gets analyzed for the first time by her brother.
Like that's almost a nice thing to do.
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One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.
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I live in Florida currently and those fucking "Salt Life" stickers are everywhere. I do find it kind of odd, which I'm sure most people here can relate to, that I love stickers. I mean I have shoeboxes of stickers that I've had for 10+ years now. I don't plan on using them, but I still like that I have them.
On the porn ads, I hate that whenever I'm on pornhub when I go to pause the video before it starts, and an ad pops up and I have to minimize my stupid private browsing safari to exit it out of it. I've tried ad blocking things, but I'm to stupid to figure it out.
Alternatively, turn signals are very use to use.
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I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.
If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.
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One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.
Was she a reptilian asian step-sister? Asking for a friend.
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I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.
If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.
At least half the people at the dog park are self involved dipshits.....they always then yell at their dog and I'm sure to tell them....'that's not on your dog...that's on you....' The irony is they are too lazy to walk their dog on a leash....too lazy to train them....and they think the dog park is the answer...
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In my experience, taking toys to the dog park is just asking for trouble.
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I could go on for days about arrogant/oblivious dog owners, but this happened this morning and it really annoyed me. I took my dog to the dog park and my dog only cares about playing with his ball. He goes up to other dogs, quickly says hi and peaces out to wait for me to throw the ball. Right after the first throw, some dumb dog grabs his ball and just hangs out with it in his mouth. The dogs owner sees it and doesn't try to get the ball back to give to me. My dog's just hanging out, wondering why he can't play fucking ball, so after a few minutes I kindly ask, "do you mind getting his ball back so he can play?" The lady tries to call her dog over and it does nothing. She slowly walks around following it and her dog could give two shits about coming to her. So I'm just standing there with my dog and getting more and more frustrated. She finally decides to leave and finally gets her dog and we get the ball back.
If you take your dog to public spaces and can't control your dog or your dog is ruining someone else's time, you're a selfish piece of shit.
At least half the people at the dog park are self involved dipshits.....they always then yell at their dog and I'm sure to tell them....'that's not on your dog...that's on you....' The irony is they are too lazy to walk their dog on a leash....too lazy to train them....and they think the dog park is the answer...
Miss my dog :'(
But one thing I used to do when I went to the dog park is typically put my phone on silent or leave it in the car. It wasn't about being there for a long period of time but about playing with my dog outdoors since she was an indoor dog. One thing i would hate seeing is the owners walk in, sit down and be on their phone the whole time.Their dogs would typical wander off and try to play with other owners or just go to a corner and do nothing. I just always felt bad for the dog. I'm a sentimental weenie when it comes to dogs.
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No you aren't a weenie just empathetic not only to the dogs basic needs and pleasure, but also to his deeper happiness and fulfilment in the relationship. A more serious meaningful way of connecting. Some people don't wish to do that with animals.
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One time I made a cartoon lady cum without waking her up.
Hi Jeremy, welcome to SLAP
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fitness hippies
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no belt shirt tuck
oh and doing up the top button of a collared shirt without a tie
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skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way
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skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way
Do you remember last year when Elon Musk was selling the "not a flamethrower"?
You should have bought one. Could have killed many a bird with one stone.
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It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.
There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.
Also, no being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.
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skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way
it sucks so bad . i hit this one park up and it’s just moms sitting around not watching their snot nose kids get in the way . go socialize somewhere else ya little shits
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skateparks in california are instagram edit meet-ups it seems, i can't go anywhere without feeling like i'm in the way
you know what you do man is you just go ahead and get in the way
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Baron,
Do you think he should also take up beatboxing? Not to become good, just to ruin edits. Just yelling "gram. gramgramgram", followed by spitting into his fist. #beatboxxingbgps it could become a thing.
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It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.
There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.
Also, no being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.
or the people who don’t pull over to the side to let their passengers out. saw a guy do that once. he got out to get his wife’s luggage or whatever and someone who couldn’t get by honked at him so he got all pissed off and yelled at the person to wait. meanwhile traffic is getting backed up all because of this one entitled piece of shit.
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I give a quick count of 3 before I'm on the horn.
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those fucking fearless city pigeons that get too close to my feet
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those fucking fearless city pigeons that get too close to my feet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZHqfOeagio
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It's not okay to park right in front of the entrance of a shop, put on your 4-ways just sit there while someone goes shopping.
There's plenty of parking spots and no it's never for just a fucking minute. You are not more important than everyone else go find a proper parking spot and walk from it to the store.
Also, not being an asshole is not considered a handicap and if your kid can walk without you holding their hands you are not entitled to the new mothers parking. Those are for people that have to juggle groceries and strollers.
or the people who don’t pull over to the side to let their passengers out. saw a guy do that once. he got out to get his wife’s luggage or whatever and someone who couldn’t get by honked at him so he got all pissed off and yelled at the person to wait. meanwhile traffic is getting backed up all because of this one entitled piece of shit.
ohhhhhh fuck this reminds me of something that gets my blood boiling, I live in a neighborhood where the streets are narrow as fuck, it fits both ways but it's not meant to. so when I see a pair of dipshits going both ways basically stopping traffic bothways just to bullshit. when I want to get home from work or not be on this road way I see this I am quick to anger either honking horn for a long time or stepping out with a bat like move your piece of shit! It's funny the reactions people get when a woman has a mouth like a sailor.
Another goddamned thing what happened to walking up to a house and knocking? Are your lives that boring you can't get up? I get it if it's a school bus or warning someone hey watch out! no it's lazy fucks that roll up in someone's driveway or some dickhead who can't walk his or her fat ass up to the door it's either these scenarios 1. call intended person hey get out here quick I am waiting. or 2. you need to be on point and punctual with schedule. I am not a straight and narrow person more less I have a routine I follow to get through my own bullshit I don't need a halfassed mongoloid fucking things up. No wonder I don't have may friends oh well less weight on me.
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plaid shorts wow why
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plaid shorts wow why
That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.
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I am quick to anger either honking horn for a long time or stepping out with a bat like move
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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.
hosoi
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Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.
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Torey too
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Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.
why does this not surprise me at all?
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Malto, Mike(y) Taylor, Koston and all those fucking dorks absolutely spend most of their days in plaid shorts.
Gotta hit the links after the sesh bro.
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Camo shorts are on the same level as plaid shorts.
You aren’t in the army and who are you trying to hide from.
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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.
Reese Forbes :(
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That got me thinking about what pros would wear plaid shorts. Lutzka for sure.
Reese Forbes :(
Reese Forbes is gay which automatically makes it okay, anything that is questionable for straight men is automatically ok for the lgbtq community.
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You aren’t in the army and who are you trying to hide from.
Any potential enemy combatants, Ive been watching t.v. through a window from inside a bush in someones yard. I havent been spotted in days. If I were to be spotted I would be forced to use smoke and suppressive fire to escape.
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my stupid neighbor that still has his xmas lights up since i moved across the street from him four years ago
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I like christmas lights all year, probably ugly as shit in the desert though.
Not really a peeve but yesterday I seen a midget, they make you stare at them, like Im supposed to feel bad about you being a midget, and that Im staring at you. Its just theyre rare. Fuck that I dont feel bad but I kinda do, Id suck to be a midget. But you cant even be like "that sucks" you just have to pretend its normal, but its not.
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Fuck that I dont feel bad but I kinda do, Id suck to be a midget.
don't worry it seems like you suck pretty bad just the way you are
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my stupid neighbor that still has his xmas lights up since i moved across the street from him four years ago
get back at him by keeping halloween stuff up year round.
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I bet you would.
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have a gnar for that one
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have a gnar for that one
just out of curiosity, how do you "gnar" people? never knew what that meant
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have a gnar for that one
idk I just assumed it was a SLAP version of story checks out or Euro TM confirmed
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have a gnar for that one
oh wow ok very cool. what does kooking mean then?
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have a gnar for that one
Id only fuck a female midget, uhhhh, I dont think I could eat the pussy, imagine you inbeetwen two baby sized legs eating pussy haha, it would feel like eating a babys pussy lolll.
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dutch bros coffee everything about it .. ppl have bumper stickers, they carry it around like it’s cool, the drive thru is always pouring out into traffic, ppl lined up outside .. it really bugs me and their patrons bug me too
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People who have no hobbies or interests.
Like, what the fuck is the point of living? What do you even do with all that time?
Parents don't count, I understand you have no time.
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People who have no hobbies or interests.
Like, what the fuck is the point of living? What do you even do with all that time?
Parents don't count, I understand you have no time.
time you enjoyed wasting was not in fact wasted time. doing nothing is only a problem if it doesn't make you happy.
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Years ago I met someone who doesn't like music in general ??? I tried to pick his brain like what is it about you don't like? He just said it wasn't anything personal he didn't explain it much more than that......... to which left me feeling stumped there's not much I can speak to about if he isn't into music at all. Holy shit how fucking boring someone's life must be if they aren't into some hobby or music it bewilders me.
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People who have no hobbies or interests.
Like, what the fuck is the point of living? What do you even do with all that time?
Parents don't count, I understand you have no time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMYHJsoz3yE
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People who don't pull all the way in to the turn lane.
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pick his brain
This saying.
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This saying.
If you want to pick someone's brain you're annoying. If someone wants to pick your brain that's called consulting and you should be charging for it.
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i dont have a brain
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People who clap when the plane lands.
People who stand up as soon as the plane stops at the gate to try to get off first.
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People who stand up as soon as the plane stops at the gate to try to get off first.
I know... have some fucking dignity instead of trying to push through the little aisle like cattle.
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People who clap when the plane lands.
Same. Also:
People who clap at the end of movies (except for premieres).
People who clap at the fucking sunset on December 31st.
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People playing lotto at the gas station grocery store liquor joint etc. Standing in line for what feels like hours for a pack of smokes while you squander 40 bucks on quick picks and the mega millions makes my blood boil. I'd rather sit in traffic.
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co-worker chit chat where it goes immediately from "hey" to weather related. "getting hotter", "nice day today", etc. Worst part is I do it all the fucking time and walk away thinking what the hell kind of brain god cursed me with.
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People who turn all the lights on in the day time when there is plenty of daylight. Gives me headache.
Smug, entitled people.
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^ don’t get that either ..
graphics on the front of shirts .. i prefer that shit on my back and just a little logo by my nipple
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people who walk slow, shit drives me absolutely insane
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people who walk slow, shit drives me absolutely insane
Yes. Move with some purpose. My general philosophy about being in public is do what I need and get the hell out of the way.
People playing lotto at the gas station grocery store liquor joint etc. Standing in line for what feels like hours for a pack of smokes while you squander 40 bucks on quick picks and the mega millions makes my blood boil. I'd rather sit in traffic.
Also agree with this one, big time. Fuck the lottery.
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Well let me tell you people, I absolutely hate walking quickly. If I need to get somewhere with any degree of haste I'll use a car or a bike or a fucking airplane.
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ive never been in position where i had to think, should i walk or should i take the plane .. must be nice to be a baron
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I hate when people call spicy food "hot." Theres a reason why theres a difference between "hot" and "spicy."
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I hate when people call spicy food "hot." Theres a reason why theres a difference between "hot" and "spicy."
https://www.wired.com/2010/09/why-does-spicy-food-taste-hot/
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The increasingly desperate text alerts with ALL CAPS that CVS sends me when I'm slacking on getting my medication filled.
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I hate it when new skaters get introduced to the "thrasher gear = poser" and they immediately go off like "dO yOu EvEn SkAtE bRo?!?" to absolutely anyone wearing a thrasher shirt.
Oh yeah and little kids at skateparks. Not just like scooter kids but just little tiny kids that run around and get in the way of everything and when they get in front of you and get hit its suddenly your fault you couldn't fakie nollie switch varial 540 360 heelflip and go around them.
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Someone else has said it before but this video is an example of entitled fucks being self aware.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/bcnr65/woman_refuses_to_move_for_car_driver_beeps_horn/
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When people spit on the ground where your skating.
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When people spit on the ground where your skating.
this. just needless spitting on the side walk incessantly.
really difficult for me understanding how often lougies are blasted on the sidewalk in chinatown. old mugs chain smoking marlboro reds and just loud af ripping looges on the sidewalk.
LOW BROW.
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fucking dude on depop dodging my messages hasn’t shipped out and it’s been 3 weeks and he’s only a two towns over and I can see him being active this week cause depop likes playing with my emotions you fucking son of a bitch you fucking stupid son of a bitch motherfucker god damnit
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fucking dude on depop dodging my messages hasn’t shipped out and it’s been 3 weeks and he’s only a two towns over and I can see him being active this week cause depop likes playing with my emotions you fucking son of a bitch you fucking stupid son of a bitch motherfucker god damnit
one star that bitch rn
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People who don't pull all the way in to the turn lane.
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posters who use photobucket FFS
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when the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings
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every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever
*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*
“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”
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When the person introducing the next speaker at an event gives a lengthy, two minute introduction that ends with “...a man that needs no introduction, _______!”
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haha that’s a good one
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pet peeve: i hate typing out haha but lol seems worse
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every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever
*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*
“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”
Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.
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when the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings
do they wash the inside? im really confused here.
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do they wash the inside? im really confused here.
ya they do .. now im really confused
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people who dont wash their own car their damn selves
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when the car wash dude fucks with my seat settings
do they wash the inside? im really confused here.
ya they do .. now im really confused
so like a detail shop then? we have those too, but most car washes just wash your car and you never have to get out. i always just clean the inside myself at home.
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every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever
*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*
“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”
Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.
I think I'm just into being abused or something. Never noticed the pattern till now. She's an asshole but she's MY stupid asshole.
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My gf does the same thing but I’ll call her out on it if she’s being a dick for no reason.
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every girl I’ve ever dated can not for the life of them grasp social cues and are completely incapable of following any lead whatsoever
*makes slight gesture to signal something obvious*
“WHAT? What? What are you saying!? I don’t get it.”
Do you only date autistic girls? You might only date autistic girls. My wife has supernaturally poor social skills and I'm not saying she's this or that but she has a lot of ticks on those checklists if you know what I mean. I think it slipped past everyone for so long because she's very attractive so nobody has cared that she's rude as shit. I routinely ask her if she's doing a bit when she responds to something or someone, and I usually tell her to give it a second try but to pretend this time.
I think I'm just into being abused or something. Never noticed the pattern till now. She's an asshole but she's MY stupid asshole.
Most posters on slap could be described that way as well. Coincidence?
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You try so hard
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voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back
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I hate when people call spicy food "hot." Theres a reason why theres a difference between "hot" and "spicy."
i feel you, but i also feel like "spicy", "hot", and "spicy hot" are all different things.
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The word "iconic." That is the first and only time I will ever type it.
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voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back
Not just in 2019, but voicemails in general. Like dude dont send me a message saying for me to call you when I can cuz im gonna do it anyway when it said you called me. just text a message saying what you want
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The word "iconic." That is the first and only time I will ever type it.
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voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back
💯 and when you call & they ask “did you listen to my
message ,” fuck no! . how’s about when the call gets dropped and your idiot friend calls back and leaves a message saying i don’t what happened . bro ! bad service it’s simple .
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people who dont screw the caps back on bottles. just asking for it to be knocked over and spilled.
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Websites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing
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Websites that mute your music because of their own video/music starts playing
Websites that are slow af because they give the power to the ads so while you're scolling down at 2 fps theres a coffee machine commercial going perfectly smooth in the corner
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narcissism in people who are middle aged or older. and that includes covert narcissism.
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another annoying thing (even though its pretty much unavoidable) is those google ads ugh. I go on tactics.com to browse shit for fun and now every website im on says "TaCtiCs.cOm BuY sKaTe GeAr FoR lOw PrIcEs" with this bigass banner showing me items that ive seen before.
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So, i’ve seen this a few time where the owner of the image has to reiterate their stance again in the comments . you know ask a question and wait for a response no need to mention your cheap & better then everyone else have time to cook at home. You’ve made that abundantly clear. Also of course every vegan ig is pretentious
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let em know if it's a site you browse often enough. there are programmatic ads that aren't policed and the ad weight can be crippling. dirty business monetizing your site.
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voicemails in 2019 .. no fuxkin way am i gonna listen to that shit .. text me if i don’t answer .. if not wait ten mins and ill call you back
message ,” fuck no! . how’s about when the call gets dropped and your idiot friend calls back and leaves a message saying i don’t what happened . bro ! bad service it’s simple .
THIS.
unless you are applying to jobs who cares about your facking VM box being full.
now robo callers can emulate a number that resembles your area code/number, and the voicemail is just some static.
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“doing this as a courtesy” .. no you fucked up fuck you
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drivers that have to get as close as possible to you in the crosswalk, inching closer to your fragile body in hopes of gaining a nano second edge in getting to the next red light.
people will beep at you in NYC while you have the walk sign.
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“i get car sick” .. ya id rather sit in the front seat too you fuck
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narcissism
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So, i’ve seen this a few time where the owner of the image has to reiterate their stance again in the comments . you know ask a question and wait for a response no need to mention your cheap & better then everyone else have time to cook at home. You’ve made that abundantly clear. Also of course every vegan ig is pretentious
Yes basically both of these
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People who can’t fucking grasp that there is such a thing as an inside voice. Even worse when every third word in their vernacular is “FUCKING”.
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People who can’t fucking grasp that there is such a thing as an inside voice. Even worse when every third word in their vernacular is “FUCKING”.
so most skaters under the age of 25 you mean
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to this ^^^ people in my neighborhood having extended conversations across Fulton Street. Screaming "WHAAAA?!?" repeating themselves.
cross. the. mother. FACKING. street. MONEY >:(
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fact that i have to pay for my own blank checks
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fact that i have to pay for my own blank checks
oh come on man stop it. it's a great movie and worth your $$
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i think im smellin what you’re steppin in but still doesn’t change my opinion
His mansion was so dope! Shame he had to give it up.
What if the whole movies a coma dream though
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
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Tinted driver's side windows. Skating down the street it's hard to tell if these fools see me or not before they turn.
And it's all just so that no one can see them picking their noses.
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
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don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
When people ask me I say "nothing" and they say "you do nothing at all?" and I say "mhmm" and then they never talk to me again. Try it it's the best.
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
When people ask me I say "nothing" and they say "you do nothing at all?" and I say "mhmm" and then they never talk to me again. Try it it's the best.
I worked with a kid who skates. He had also been following me on Instagram for years without my knowledge and I still told him to his face that I don’t skate. You’re right, it works.
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
When people ask me I say "nothing" and they say "you do nothing at all?" and I say "mhmm" and then they never talk to me again. Try it it's the best.
I worked with a kid who skates. He had also been following me on Instagram for years without my knowledge and I still told him to his face that I don’t skate. You’re right, it works.
Kid at my job skates but has a dumb grizzly grip mural on his board so I walk away when he mentions skating. Also I saw him and his skank gf carrying long boards one day.
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
When people ask me I say "nothing" and they say "you do nothing at all?" and I say "mhmm" and then they never talk to me again. Try it it's the best.
I worked with a kid who skates. He had also been following me on Instagram for years without my knowledge and I still told him to his face that I don’t skate. You’re right, it works.
Kid at my job skates but has a dumb grizzly grip mural on his board so I walk away when he mentions skating. Also I saw him and his skank gf carrying long boards one day.
Think i mentioned this in another thread but...
Earlier this year a new kid at work asked if I skated. Then asked what board I was currently riding, I said Polar. He then proceeded to try and make me understand that Element is the best board brand EVER. That he only skates Element, and that every other company is crap. At least it wasnt remive i guess?
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Giving an old board to a friend and he focuses it within a few days.
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Giving an old board to a friend and he focuses it within a few days.
When I was in high school I bought a new deck and gave the old one to my buddy. He focused the mother fucker literally 10 minutes after putting the trucks on.
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dude with the sandals and jeans i hate you
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Talking to people about what I do for fun is annoying to me because I tell them I skate and somehow they think I long board? I have nothing against long boarders but don’t confuse me with the surfboard on wheels.
don’t talk to people about skating unless they skate too. there’s no point.
When people ask me I say "nothing" and they say "you do nothing at all?" and I say "mhmm" and then they never talk to me again. Try it it's the best.
I worked with a kid who skates. He had also been following me on Instagram for years without my knowledge and I still told him to his face that I don’t skate. You’re right, it works.
Kid at my job skates but has a dumb grizzly grip mural on his board so I walk away when he mentions skating. Also I saw him and his skank gf carrying long boards one day.
Think i mentioned this in another thread but...
Earlier this year a new kid at work asked if I skated. Then asked what board I was currently riding, I said Polar. He then proceeded to try and make me understand that Element is the best board brand EVER. That he only skates Element, and that every other company is crap. At least it wasnt remive i guess?
basically what I’m doing to my co workers. My family knows but they some how still fuck it up. It’s funny because my youngest cousin (3 years old) knows exactly what I do but everyone seems to get confused.
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People complaining about non skaters wearing thrasher.
And also complaining about someone wearing a band shirt when then aren’t too familiar with the band.
It’s just a shirt, people like whatever they like for whatever reason, that’s typically not our business.
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“Approximately 90-120 minutes”
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People that drive like idiots, there's a massive difference between being a bad driver and being a reckless/idiotic driver.
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People that drive like idiots, there's a massive difference between being a bad driver and being a reckless/idiotic driver.
i’d like to know why merging in california has become so difficult especially for the humans they have been driving for sometime . Does it bruise your little ego so much to let someone in front of you ? i’ve come to the conclusion most people must get shit on all day so this is their one chance @ redemption is to drive like an asshole . As long as you stop cutting me off without using your blinker have at it cocksuckers !
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I don’t know if it’s just me but I hate when people want your attention but won’t even talk to you. Then they act like their hella cool and tough. Weird people.
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iTunes shuffle feature is trash
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huge birthday dinners with super complicated tabs.
basically anyone (mainly women) that thinks their birthday/week/month is some national holiday.
also people posting to almost wish themselves a happy birthday and garner well wishes proactively.
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italian american's that are obsessed with reminding everyone how italian they are. WE GET IT.
my old boss is from staten island. good grief.
statements like "i bleed marinara". social media posts of him making "the mozz" with an "italian stallion" shirt on.
they are sicilian and traveled to Venice/Rome etc posting shit about him being back with his "piasanos". nobody cares dude! nobody in italy even eats ya friggin baked ZITI.
great sopranos episode that captures all of this when they go to Naples.
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huge birthday dinners with super complicated tabs.
basically anyone (mainly women) that thinks their birthday/week/month is some national holiday.
also people posting to almost wish themselves a happy birthday and garner well wishes proactively.
In relation to the social media birthday bullshit, people who post "Thank you for all the birthday wishes" the day after their birthday. So lame.
Also, people who don't even talk to you any other time of the year but post a happy birthday message to you on Facebook or whatever.
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People who used to be alcoholics/drug addicts, but are now clean and spend all of their time preaching about overcoming alcoholism and drug addiction. They post "inspirational" messages on social media all day. These are people who used to suck dick for drugs and sleep in gutters, but are now on their high horse and expect people to be inspired by them.
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italian american's that are obsessed with reminding everyone how italian they are. WE GET IT.
my old boss is from staten island. good grief.
statements like "i bleed marinara". social media posts of him making "the mozz" with an "italian stallion" shirt on.
they are sicilian and traveled to Venice/Rome etc posting shit about him being back with his "piasanos". nobody cares dude! nobody in italy even eats ya friggin baked ZITI.
great sopranos episode that captures all of this when they go to Naples.
This shit is hilarious and you should appreciate this person for how ridiculous they are. Ask him when the Italians brought the Statue of Liberty over and watch him make a bunch of shit up on the spot.
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italian american's that are obsessed with reminding everyone how italian they are. WE GET IT.
my old boss is from staten island. good grief.
statements like "i bleed marinara". social media posts of him making "the mozz" with an "italian stallion" shirt on.
they are sicilian and traveled to Venice/Rome etc posting shit about him being back with his "piasanos". nobody cares dude! nobody in italy even eats ya friggin baked ZITI.
great sopranos episode that captures all of this when they go to Naples.
This shit is hilarious and you should appreciate this person for how ridiculous they are. Ask him when the Italians brought the Statue of Liberty over and watch him make a bunch of shit up on the spot.
My great grand fawtha built dah friggin ting! OOOOOHH!!
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huge birthday dinners with super complicated tabs.
basically anyone (mainly women) that thinks their birthday/week/month is some national holiday.
also people posting to almost wish themselves a happy birthday and garner well wishes proactively.
In relation to the social media birthday bullshit, people who post "Thank you for all the birthday wishes" the day after their birthday. So lame.
i dunno about you but i need validation for painstakingly typing "HBD" in a field
Also, people who don't even talk to you any other time of the year but post a happy birthday message to you on Facebook or whatever.
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italian american's that are obsessed with reminding everyone how italian they are. WE GET IT.
my old boss is from staten island. good grief.
statements like "i bleed marinara". social media posts of him making "the mozz" with an "italian stallion" shirt on.
they are sicilian and traveled to Venice/Rome etc posting shit about him being back with his "piasanos". nobody cares dude! nobody in italy even eats ya friggin baked ZITI.
great sopranos episode that captures all of this when they go to Naples.
This shit is hilarious and you should appreciate this person for how ridiculous they are. Ask him when the Italians brought the Statue of Liberty over and watch him make a bunch of shit up on the spot.
My great grand fawtha built dah friggin ting! OOOOOHH!!
I read that sentence in Andrew Dice Clay's voice. Perfect.
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People that use the skatepark as the dog park. Kills the vibe, I sit down until they leave so my board doesn't shoot out and hit their dog.
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There’s this dude that goes to my gym that wears those shoes with the individual toes and this stupid fucking mortal kombat sub-zero ninja face mask and bounces around shadow boxing and admiring himself in the mirror.
I’ve resisted following him home and poisoning his food so far but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
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There’s this dude that goes to my gym that wears those shoes with the individual toes and this stupid fucking mortal kombat sub-zero ninja face mask and bounces around shadow boxing and admiring himself in the mirror.
I’ve resisted following him home and poisoning his food so far but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
pls film and post him shadowboxing i love bad shadowboxing footage
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I hear it a lot around here, but I really dislike the blatant overuse of the word "steez".
Just say "style".
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There’s this dude that goes to my gym that wears those shoes with the individual toes and this stupid fucking mortal kombat sub-zero ninja face mask and bounces around shadow boxing and admiring himself in the mirror.
I’ve resisted following him home and poisoning his food so far but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
Just put some arsenic in his face mask. Then the whole gym can rejoice as he keels over while shadowboxing.
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I’ve resisted following him home and poisoning his food so far but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
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This is what the mask looks like by the way.
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There’s this dude that goes to my gym that wears those shoes with the individual toes and this stupid fucking mortal kombat sub-zero ninja face mask and bounces around shadow boxing and admiring himself in the mirror.
I’ve resisted following him home and poisoning his food so far but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out.
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This is what the mask looks like by the way.
breath must be STANKY
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either that or he has MCS...
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Yeah every dude I seen wear that mask major douche.
I'm going crazy hearing about how amazing CBD products are. I don't care.
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u seem very excitable. have u tried
CBD
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u seem very excitable. have u tried
CBD
It's diet weed. It's like wanting a soda and getting a la croix.
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CBD
It's diet weed. It's like wanting a soda and getting a la croix.
that is a hilariously inaccurate analogy.
sometimes mugs don't want to get high to take the edge off. CBD doesn't get you high.
that said all the CBD "upsells" in 1/2 of the edible products during my last visit to LA was out of hand.
"let me spend another 4 dollars on top of my 10 dollar smoothie/juice" to relax.
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People who talk injuries while I’m trying to skate. I don’t want to fucking hear it and you’re just trying to get me to knock on my board.
Shut up and skate
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Why would you not want to get high
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People who stare at the ledge like it’s a putting green and take and hr to visualize their trick. It’s a metal ledge not the mega ramp. Do your ultra slow flip in and get the fuck out of the way.
I am old and I can only skate for about 4 hrs before I gotta take a break or stop for the day. I could die at any moment. Go fucking faster or go skate a private ledge
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People that use the skatepark as the dog park. Kills the vibe, I sit down until they leave so my board doesn't shoot out and hit their dog.
I thought I was the only one. Drives me fucking nuts when someone's dog is running into the fucking transition, it's rad the dog is your best bud but it's just an annoying dog at the skatepark to me.
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I thought I was the only one. Drives me fucking nuts when someone's dog is running into the fucking transition, it's rad the dog is your best bud but it's just an annoying dog at the skatepark to me.
This happens a lot at the new skatepark in Solana Beach (next to the famous La Colonia ledge spot). It's just wide open, adjacent to the path around the soccer field so people bring their dogs there and try to get the pups to slide down the ramps, etc. Woof, am I right?
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I thought I was the only one. Drives me fucking nuts when someone's dog is running into the fucking transition, it's rad the dog is your best bud but it's just an annoying dog at the skatepark to me.
I think it depends on the dog and the size of the park.
There’s been a dog at the park last two times I’ve been there. Yesterday there was 2 and they played all day. Was very entertaining.
The dog chased me once on the first day. I heard people shouting. I looked back and saw the dog wasn’t worried. I’ve trained many dogs and I can see when it’s time to worry.
The only thing I get worried about is water. There’s no water at our park. I tried to water the dog but the dog didn’t want water so I continued to skate.
I put in a good 4 hrs yesterday dog didn’t get in my way once because I don’t look at it when I’m pushing.
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Dogs at the park...man...it drives me nuts. I watched a dude's dog literally bite the Achilles of a skater in one of the bowl as they did a 50/50...then the dude screamed at the dog. Buddy, the problem is you, not the dog. You set him up for failure the moment you brought him into the skatepark.
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Dogs at the park...man...it drives me nuts. I watched a dude's dog literally bite the Achilles of a skater in one of the bowl as they did a 50/50...then the dude screamed at the dog. Buddy, the problem is you, not the dog. You set him up for failure the moment you brought him into the skatepark.
Yeah screaming at the dogs not going to help either
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CBD
It's diet weed. It's like wanting a soda and getting a la croix.
that is a hilariously inaccurate analogy.
sometimes mugs don't want to get high to take the edge off. CBD doesn't get you high.
that said all the CBD "upsells" in 1/2 of the edible products during my last visit to LA was out of hand.
"let me spend another 4 dollars on top of my 10 dollar smoothie/juice" to relax.
Maybe a little inaccurate. I have never tried a CBD product thats has "taken the edge off". I am aware that CBD doesn't get you high, for me it doesn't do anything.
I just stick to the disposable Curaleaf vape pens from the dispensary. They're like 40% THC oil and come in blueberry lemonade. Don't have to lug a bunch of papers and jars and grinders around. Plus they only cost like $25 and last almost a month with daily use.
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The word "steez" is a major pet peeve of mine.
Just say "style".
I just hate it.
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Stylus Christ
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Stylus Christ
That actually sounds much better to me.
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The word "steez" is a major pet peeve of mine.
Just say "style".
I just hate it.
man i couldn’t agree with you more . you gots to say style like this .
https://youtu.be/zd_pkb5tkn8
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The word "steez" is a major pet peeve of mine.
Just say "style".
I just hate it.
man i couldn’t agree with you more . you gots to say style like this .
https://youtu.be/zd_pkb5tkn8
I would prefer going the rest of my life hearing people say "Styyyyyyyyyyyle" every single time than having to hear the word "steez" one more time.
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People who scream do a kickflip. Those people have a special place in hell.
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When you cook for a living and someone questions how you’re cooking something.
Ok sharron, tell me how folding clothes makes you an expert at cooking. Bitch
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When you cook for a living and someone questions how you’re cooking something.
Ok sharron, tell me how folding clothes makes you an expert at cooking. Bitch
Sort of along those lines, my wife uses high heat to cook EVERYTHING and can't understand why her chicken is burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. Also refuses to take any advice. So I usually end up cooking everything.
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With very few exceptions, dreams are only interesting to the person that had them. No need to give a 5 minute soliloquy:
“..and then I realized it’s Jeff from work but, like, different, you know? Anyways he had this weird plastic hook for a hand. So he’s trying to gather marbles to give to Janet Reno so he can go on this elevator to melt the moon. Weird right? He said Janet only accepts marbles... Ok and then I looked at the calendar and I was like “oh shit, I’m getting married to Rhoda that afternoon...”
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With very few exceptions, dreams are only interesting to the person that had them. No need to give a 5 minute soliloquy:
“..and then I realized it’s Jeff from work but, like, different, you know? Anyways he had this weird plastic hook for a hand. So he’s trying to gather marbles to give to Janet Reno so he can go on this elevator to melt the moon. Weird right? He said Janet only accepts marbles... Ok and then I looked at the calendar and I was like “oh shit, I’m getting married to Rhoda that afternoon...”
imagine if you had to read that on slap now
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With very few exceptions, dreams are only interesting to the person that had them. No need to give a 5 minute soliloquy:
“..and then I realized it’s Jeff from work but, like, different, you know? Anyways he had this weird plastic hook for a hand. So he’s trying to gather marbles to give to Janet Reno so he can go on this elevator to melt the moon. Weird right? He said Janet only accepts marbles... Ok and then I looked at the calendar and I was like “oh shit, I’m getting married to Rhoda that afternoon...”
imagine if you had to read that on slap now
I’d be quivering with euphoria. What’s your point?
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When you cook for a living and someone questions how you’re cooking something.
Ok sharron, tell me how folding clothes makes you an expert at cooking. Bitch
Sort of along those lines, my wife uses high heat to cook EVERYTHING and can't understand why her chicken is burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. Also refuses to take any advice. So I usually end up cooking everything.
It’s just easier and less frustrating haha
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When you cook for a living and someone questions how you’re cooking something.
Ok sharron, tell me how folding clothes makes you an expert at cooking. Bitch
Sort of along those lines, my wife uses high heat to cook EVERYTHING and can't understand why her chicken is burnt on the outside and raw in the middle. Also refuses to take any advice. So I usually end up cooking everything.
It’s just easier and less frustrating haha
It really is, I almost think she does it on purpose to not cook.
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glad this was brought up.
Eggs.
Aside from frying, when people cook them at a super high temp and you can smell that burning egg smell. Failure.
They get all tough and burnt. People seriously fuck up on eggs, even a lot of folks cooking for a living.
they don't all have to be a fluffy etherial french omelet consistency but there IS a right way and it's not jet fuel heating them.
there's a scene in Jiro Dreams of Sushi where his underling finally makes this omelet style sushi correctly after like 10 years of attempts. he basically cries.
Eggs can be gnar like that.
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My pet peeve is people who cook for a living thinking it's some special shit. Seriously. Easiest job to get with no skills, by far. Such a shitty job that it has more turnover than almost any other occupation. Damn right I'll say something if I think you're fucking up cooking something I'm supposed to eat. Just because you cook for a job does not mean you're infallible. I cooked for years, when I was young. Couldn't imagine still doing that past my mid-20's. Restaurant life (work, drink and do drugs with the staff, sleep, repeat) is wack. My mother taught me how to make intricate pastries as a kid and I figured it out easy. If a 12 year old kid can do that, shit ain't hard. Chefs are glorified line cooks. It all comes back out as brown shit in the end.
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People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
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It all comes back out as brown shit in the end.
Not if you eat beets...
People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
Pretty standard when it comes to cars.
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People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
or the fucking insta clips with that slomo until the trick trap music effect with some steezoid skating in some ltd edition shoes.
"can you BELIEVE he's skating in them 500 dollar jawns?!?"
fuck outta here
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People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
or the fucking insta clips with that slomo until the trick trap music effect with some steezoid skating in some ltd edition shoes.
"can you BELIEVE he's skating in them 500 dollar jawns?!?"
fuck outta here
More money than sense. I can't stand the drip edits on ig.
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These wanna be ghetto chicks. I dated a girl a while ago who was like that. Very ignorant and very self centered. Seriously what’s with this whole new wanna be ghetto act? I don’t understand it. We get it you smoke weed, we get it you want to be a super tough guy, we get it you say the n word every other word of your sentence. Some of these kids are rich white kids. I’m not saying they don’t have problems because their rich but fuck you make everyone else want to die because of your toxic front.
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People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
"Hypebeast" culture is the dumbest shit on the planet.
If you spend $4,000 on some old ass Supreme hoodie because the "colors are rare", you're a fucking moron.
And honestly, 95% of the expensive, limited-edition shoes are insanely ugly.
For example, these look like they came straight off the rack at Walmart, yet they are hundreds of dollars.
(https://cdn.thesolesupplier.co.uk/2018/01/Yeezy-Wave-Runner-700-Solid-Grey-B75571.png)
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People that spend their whole paycheck on stupid designer clothing, shoes for perceived status, when you know they're actually poor. Congratulations you just spent $900 on balenciaga sneakers that look like sketchers.
or the fucking insta clips with that slomo until the trick trap music effect with some steezoid skating in some ltd edition shoes.
"can you BELIEVE he's skating in them 500 dollar jawns?!?"
fuck outta here
The slo mo trap music edits are wack af but I don’t give a care what people choose to spend their money on.
If you earn your money, you should be able to spend it however you want even if it does leave you broke for a week or two.
my pet peeve is normies trying to fill the void in their life with material junk
But aren’t we all? At least to some degree?
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The amount of money I have spent on rocket league microtransactions is reprehensible. Absolutely deplorable shit.
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The amount of money I have spent on rocket league microtransactions is reprehensible. Absolutely deplorable shit.
Hahaha, rocket league is fucking sick though.
Please tell me they have a little orange smiley teddy bear decoration for the top of the car.
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The amount of money I have spent on rocket league microtransactions is reprehensible. Absolutely deplorable shit.
Hahaha, rocket league is fucking sick though.
Please tell me they have a little orange smiley teddy bear decoration for the top of the car.
Met one of the dudes who helped make the game in SD once at my sister's place. Guy was super nice and i kind of tripped out that he made a pretty successful game (it was right after it came out) now I can't even believe how much cash he has made since then. good on em
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Emails starting with "hey"
Hi, Hello, or just get to the point.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
the inconsideration of humans these days are really troubling . I was at this pizza joint in Berkeley & has to say excuse me to a 5 year old who was playing video games on his phone was not looking at his surroundings . I had to say it 3x till he he finally look as away . His mom is 5’ away staring into her phone . The place is packed , watch your kid or someone’s going to knock him over . Well it’s Berkeley i guess you can just let her child run wild . It’s a shame to see a kid with no consideration for what’s going but i see where it comes from .
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
People in general just think the world revolves around them and that everyone around them is secondary. It's sickening.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
People in general just think the world revolves around them and that everyone around them is secondary. It's sickening.
I hope they will be ready for when people start to snap . I thought for sure when the (jock) father came out of the restroom he had heard me was going to say something such as don’t ask my son to move. Maybe one time i’ll have to balls to say “hey who’s kid is this , tell him to sit down !”
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
People in general just think the world revolves around them and that everyone around them is secondary. It's sickening.
I actually said something like that the other day when I took my kids to this bounce house park thing.
There was this girl who had a kid that has probably only been walking for like 6 months. Maybe a year and a half old. There were kids running around everywhere and this little kid was basically just cutting in line and not waiting for other kids to finish the obstacles and stuff before he would get in. He was going to get himself hurt. I'm not about to pick this kid up and get him out of there because then the mom would think he was getting kidnapped, so I said really loudly "This little kid is going to get hurt. Where the hell is his mom?", and I look around to see who reacts to it.
And this girl (super hot girl, actually) sitting in the corner on her phone looks up and comes running over and gets her kid out of there. She actually thanked me, even though I was clearly annoyed with her. I wanted to tell her to get the fuck off her phone and watch her tiny ass kid so he doesn't break his neck, but I refrained.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
People in general just think the world revolves around them and that everyone around them is secondary. It's sickening.
I actually said something like that the other day when I took my kids to this bounce house park thing.
There was this girl who had a kid that has probably only been walking for like 6 months. Maybe a year and a half old. There were kids running around everywhere and this little kid was basically just cutting in line and not waiting for other kids to finish the obstacles and stuff before he would get in. He was going to get himself hurt. I'm not about to pick this kid up and get him out of there because then the mom would think he was getting kidnapped, so I said really loudly "This little kid is going to get hurt. Where the hell is his mom?", and I look around to see who reacts to it.
And this girl (super hot girl, actually) sitting in the corner on her phone looks up and comes running over and gets her kid out of there. She actually thanked me, even though I was clearly annoyed with her. I wanted to tell her to get the fuck off her phone and watch her tiny ass kid so he doesn't break his neck, but I refrained.
I hate almost all other parents in public. I argue all the time with my wife when she says shit like "they're fine, they're just being kids" my response is "no, they're being assholes and I am not going to be that parent"
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as i just left the coffee shop i opened the door and let this human in and i said “your welcome “ fuck this i’m taking a stand and i’m sick of being courteous . i might just start walking into people .
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as i just left the coffee shop i opened the door and let this human in and i said “your welcome “ fuck this i’m taking a stand and i’m sick of being courteous . i might just start walking into people .
"I hope his pants get caught and a bloodbath ensues!!!"
Fucking love that movie.
And yes, you should just start walking into people, or at least pointing out the fact that someone is being an impolite dick as much as possible.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
People in general just think the world revolves around them and that everyone around them is secondary. It's sickening.
I actually said something like that the other day when I took my kids to this bounce house park thing.
There was this girl who had a kid that has probably only been walking for like 6 months. Maybe a year and a half old. There were kids running around everywhere and this little kid was basically just cutting in line and not waiting for other kids to finish the obstacles and stuff before he would get in. He was going to get himself hurt. I'm not about to pick this kid up and get him out of there because then the mom would think he was getting kidnapped, so I said really loudly "This little kid is going to get hurt. Where the hell is his mom?", and I look around to see who reacts to it.
And this girl (super hot girl, actually) sitting in the corner on her phone looks up and comes running over and gets her kid out of there. She actually thanked me, even though I was clearly annoyed with her. I wanted to tell her to get the fuck off her phone and watch her tiny ass kid so he doesn't break his neck, but I refrained.
I hate almost all other parents in public. I argue all the time with my wife when she says shit like "they're fine, they're just being kids" my response is "no, they're being assholes and I am not going to be that parent"
I'm with you 100% on all of this.
I feel like parents take their kids to crowded public places so that they can take a break from parenting. They sit around on their phone and pay no attention to the fact that their kid is being a little fucker to everyone around him/her.
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Dear cyclists, if you wanna pass me while I’m skating, that’s cool.
But if you keep passing me and then stopping in front of me for no apparent reason, you’re a fucking dickhead and I hope somebody steals your seat.
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When someone asks me “what did I just say?” after me clearly not paying attention to them. Fuck of.
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Dear cyclists, if you wanna pass me while I’m skating, that’s cool.
But if you keep passing me and then stopping in front of me for no apparent reason, you’re a fucking dickhead and I hope somebody steals your seat.
They are the most privileged humans on the road . they blow red lights & stop signs as well never stop for pedestrians.
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Dear cyclists, if you wanna pass me while I’m skating, that’s cool.
But if you keep passing me and then stopping in front of me for no apparent reason, you’re a fucking dickhead and I hope somebody steals your seat.
had a fucking cyclist behind my car in a mountain downhill road this afternoon, had to park on the side to let him go, it was too stressfull to have this motherfucker cycling hard while I hit the brakes in the turns with slow cars in front of me
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Dear cyclists, if you wanna pass me while I’m skating, that’s cool.
But if you keep passing me and then stopping in front of me for no apparent reason, you’re a fucking dickhead and I hope somebody steals your seat.
Yes, exactly. They weave in and out of traffic and run every light on the road, then when one of them gets hit by a car there is all this outrage in the cycling community. They get on the news and spew all of their "share the road" bullshit.
I remember a few years ago on my way home from work there were two people riding bikes on a 4 lane road (two lanes going in each direction). One of them was in the MIDDLE of each lane in the direction I was going. Traffic was literally backing up for nearly a mile and a hundred people were honking at them, and they didn't move over or allow anyone to pass them.
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Dear cyclists, if you wanna pass me while I’m skating, that’s cool.
But if you keep passing me and then stopping in front of me for no apparent reason, you’re a fucking dickhead and I hope somebody steals your seat.
the outrage when a cyclist that never respects any laws gets hit is astounding.
the hypocrisy of skaters complaining about cyclist riding like fuckers is hilarious!
we snake society!
Yes, exactly. They weave in and out of traffic and run every light on the road, then when one of them gets hit by a car there is all this outrage in the cycling community. They get on the news and spew all of their "share the road" bullshit.
I remember a few years ago on my way home from work there were two people riding bikes on a 4 lane road (two lanes going in each direction). One of them was in the MIDDLE of each lane in the direction I was going. Traffic was literally backing up for nearly a mile and a hundred people were honking at them, and they didn't move over or allow anyone to pass them.
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Does anyone else get mad when people tell you how to skate? I was skating some hill near my house and these kids playing basket ball kept trying to tell me what to do. First time “Do an Ollie” ok so I climb back up the hill. I roll down and Ollie. I powerslide a lot too so I’m sliding around and I get to the bottom one of the kids says “your not doing it right” I just looked at him and left. I really really don’t like when people tell me how to skate. Like this kid tried to tell me that my powerslides were wrong and I know for a fact their not. I know how to powerslide. Maybe I’m just a dick but fuck it really grinds my gears. I will stop skating if someone try’s to tell me how to skate.
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What was it that he said you weren’t doing right?
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What was it that he said you weren’t doing right?
i guess my powerslides? I know how to powerslide.
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Does anyone else get mad when people tell you how to skate? I was skating some hill near my house and these kids playing basket ball kept trying to tell me what to do. First time “Do an Ollie” ok so I climb back up the hill. I roll down and Ollie. I powerslide a lot too so I’m sliding around and I get to the bottom one of the kids says “your not doing it right” I just looked at him and left. I really really don’t like when people tell me how to skate. Like this kid tried to tell me that my powerslides were wrong and I know for a fact their not. I know how to powerslide. Maybe I’m just a dick but fuck it really grinds my gears. I will stop skating if someone try’s to tell me how to skate.
I would have walked up to the basketball court and sat there while they played and critiqued every single aspect of how he plays basketball.
"You aren't dribbling right."
"You aren't shooting right."
"Your defense sucks."
If that doesn't make a person realize that they were being a complete asshat, then nothing will.
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Does anyone else get mad when people tell you how to skate? I was skating some hill near my house and these kids playing basket ball kept trying to tell me what to do. First time “Do an Ollie” ok so I climb back up the hill. I roll down and Ollie. I powerslide a lot too so I’m sliding around and I get to the bottom one of the kids says “your not doing it right” I just looked at him and left. I really really don’t like when people tell me how to skate. Like this kid tried to tell me that my powerslides were wrong and I know for a fact their not. I know how to powerslide. Maybe I’m just a dick but fuck it really grinds my gears. I will stop skating if someone try’s to tell me how to skate.
I would have walked up to the basketball court and sat there while they played and critiqued every single aspect of how he plays basketball.
"You aren't dribbling right."
"You aren't shooting right."
"Your defense sucks."
If that doesn't make a person realize that they were being a complete asshat, then nothing will.
haha that would be fun. One of the kids was telling me how he bombed this hill that’s pretty big near my house but I highly doubt it.
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people who treat style guides like the Chicago Manual of Style or the AP Stylebook or Strunk and White's Elements of Style like they're the final word on English grammar. they're style books. if one of them were a definitive guide there would be only one style book. but style is subjective which is why there are hundreds if not thousands of style guides.
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people who treat style guides like the Chicago Manual of Style or the AP Stylebook or Strunk and White's Elements of Style like they're the final word on English grammar. they're style books. if one of them were a definitive guide there would be only one style book. but style is subjective which is why there are hundreds if not thousands of style guides.
Whatever you do, please don't use reference the book entitled "Vinnie Bahn Style".
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Everyone my age only wants to skate parks. I fucking hate skateparks. I understand it's convenient, but I feel like a caged animal. We have a street league plaza about 15 minutes away, but the flow is terrible. It's designed for like 10 people to skate, not 100. I'd seriously rather skate flatground outside my house than skate there. I can't skate in large groups. I actually like skating alone most of the time.
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When people pull out in front of you when there is clearly nobody else behind you. They would rather put both of you in danger so that they don't have to wait the extra 4 seconds for you to pass first.
I can understand if they want to force their way onto the road if there is traffic and they are sick of waiting, but if that's not the case, fuck them.
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This no titles in skate videos is getting really fucking pretentious and annoying.
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This no titles in skate videos is getting really fucking pretentious and annoying.
assuming you’re referring to trust fall , bips and seance . It’s absolutely annoying. I don’t have ig anymore so i don’t know who’s who . Such as who’s the the 2nd kid in the nike video ? Even when i made imovie clips i would add the names of the skaters . Still thought it was good
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my pet peeve of he day was watching some
jerk keep pushing the cross walk button . Does pushing it numerous times make you feel as though you’ll get to cross faster ? also when people clearly see you push the button then walk up and push the button again .
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
what pizza spot were you at? Fat slice? Or some place else? I like escape from New York pizza only place that has potato pesto with white sauce/cheese.
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as i just left the coffee shop i opened the door and let this human in and i said “your welcome “ fuck this i’m taking a stand and i’m sick of being courteous . i might just start walking into people .
Met a good friend in Goleta California he lost his pinky and ring finger in an escalator accident.
he was your atypical purdy boy polo shirt and all hella nice guy, a whiz with the ladies as I thought his effeminate voice was a clue to his sexuality. Nope dudes in France married to a smoking hot Italian and French super model.
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People who walk on a narrow sidewalk with earbuds in while carrying a massive fucking golf umbrella. They take up the entire sidewalk and they can't hear you when you say excuse me.
Happened to me this morning walking across the bridge into the city. I wanted to throw his giant umbrella off the bridge into the river then tell him to get the fuck out of public if he can't be considerate of other people walking.
what pizza spot were you at? Fat slice? Or some place else? I like escape from New York pizza only place that has potato pesto with white sauce/cheese.
cheese board . there dipping sauce is banging . it’s a bougie spot in the “gourmet ghetto” which i nvr realized what white privileged term that is . But of course alice waters seems super stuck up .
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my pet peeve of he day was watching some
jerk keep pushing the cross walk button . Does pushing it numerous times make you feel as though you’ll get to cross faster ? also when people clearly see you push the button then walk up and push the button again .
I'm fairly certain that it's a proven fact that those buttons don't actually do anything at all.
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my pet peeve of he day was watching some
jerk keep pushing the cross walk button . Does pushing it numerous times make you feel as though you’ll get to cross faster ? also when people clearly see you push the button then walk up and push the button again .
I'm fairly certain that it's a proven fact that those buttons don't actually do anything at all.
some people like finger banging buttons
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my pet peeve of he day was watching some
jerk keep pushing the cross walk button . Does pushing it numerous times make you feel as though you’ll get to cross faster ? also when people clearly see you push the button then walk up and push the button again .
I'm fairly certain that it's a proven fact that those buttons don't actually do anything at all.
That's true.
Every time I see someone pushing the cross walk button I always want to tell them it's pointless and that the lights aren't going to change just so they can walk their impatient ass across the street, but I tend to refrain.
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my pet peeve of he day was watching some
jerk keep pushing the cross walk button . Does pushing it numerous times make you feel as though you’ll get to cross faster ? also when people clearly see you push the button then walk up and push the button again .
I'm fairly certain that it's a proven fact that those buttons don't actually do anything at all.
That's true.
Every time I see someone pushing the cross walk button I always want to tell them it's pointless and that the lights aren't going to change just so they can walk their impatient ass across the street, but I tend to refrain.
In Goleta the crosswalk near the high school the street lights up really brightly and is recorded for sake of watching kids not getting hurt/hit. Well a bunch of us late at night me and my buddies we’d watch dipshits in their ricer hot rods try to haul ass down this street. We’d hit the button for the crosswalk and they’d have to stop as it says your vehicle is being recorded it was funny watching assholes ruin their transmission by racing in a school zone.
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yes it's a perfect opportunity to stick in the stylistic aesthetics of the video. beautifully represented in "Cover Version" recently. thanks for not giving a non household name kid their propers you editing asshole.
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When people ask the same question twice in a row in two different ways expecting a different, more to their liking, answer on the second try.
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When people ask the same question twice in a row in two different ways expecting a different, more to their liking, answer on the second try.
People are dipshits. All of them.
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People who yell do a kick flip, like fuck off.
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When people ask the same question twice in a row in two different ways expecting a different, more to their liking, answer on the second try.
People are dipshits. All of them.
nah it’s that people are just selfish ...I’ve abandoned the idea that people are here to make you feel good about your choices
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when people don't finish their beer / drink at an establishment.
i'm talking 7 / 8 dollar pints. just straight up bailing on over half of a beer, sober.
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when people don't finish their beer / drink at an establishment.
i'm talking 7 / 8 dollar pints. just straight up bailing on over half of a beer, sober.
I've never understood that either, just walking away leaving half a beer especially when it's an expensive drink or place... unless they need to rush out why not just wait another 5 or so and finish it then bounce.
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when people don't finish their beer / drink at an establishment.
i'm talking 7 / 8 dollar pints. just straight up bailing on over half of a beer, sober.
I've never understood that either, just walking away leaving half a beer especially when it's an expensive drink or place... unless they need to rush out why not just wait another 5 or so and finish it then bounce.
I knew a dude back in college who would scrounge leftover beer/ hard alcohol people left behind, was always broke....he was always a mess by the end of the night too
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shitt haircuts .. fuck it makes me so mad and i wear a hat 24/7 but it still fuckin pisses me off
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shitt haircuts .. fuck it makes me so mad and i wear a hat 24/7 but it still fuckin pisses me off
Been using the same lady since I was 17. I tried some other place once since it was recommended and it fucking sucked. Never again.
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when people don't finish their beer / drink at an establishment.
i'm talking 7 / 8 dollar pints. just straight up bailing on over half of a beer, sober.
I've never understood that either, just walking away leaving half a beer especially when it's an expensive drink or place... unless they need to rush out why not just wait another 5 or so and finish it then bounce.
I knew a dude back in college who would scrounge leftover beer/ hard alcohol people left behind, was always broke....he was always a mess by the end of the night too
probably had a solid immune system too
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people that eat food like oatmeal, or ice-cream etc out of a cup with a little spoon. towards the end.
scrapping that little spoon louder than a pair of to get the last molecules of substance out of it.
so fucking keen enjoying their little treat, scrapping like a mad man. typically hunched over in the zone.
get that last oat fuk boi.
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I am tall and the one question I get is how tall are you? I ask geez how does it feel to be a short nosey asshat? Feck off!
I mean it's one thing if someone has some shit in their face they are seeking attention piercings/tattoos but someone being tall or short fuck off! no one asked for your comments. It feels a bit intrusive if someone was disabled mentally or physically you wouldn't ask someone who has downs syndrome or question it? Mind ya business.... beat it!
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People who make all these plans but add extra shit to it. We’re gonna go somewhere! Ok let’s go! Oh wait I forgot to do such and such. Instant Mood ruiner
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People who make plans to do things weeks in advance then bail the day of the event with an excuse that you know is total bullshit.
I have one friend that frequently does this, so when I make plans with him I always have a backup plan for when he bails.
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People who are ALWAYS late for everything.
If you commit to doing something, be on fucking time. I hate sitting around waiting for people. And when you mention that they were late for the 10,000,000th time, they get pissed. These are the same people who get mad at you for being late and "wasting their time".
I think I literally just hate everyone.
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People who are ALWAYS late for everything.
If you commit to doing something, be on fucking time. I hate sitting around waiting for people. And when you mention that they were late for the 10,000,000th time, they get pissed. These are the same people who get mad at you for being late and "wasting their time".
I think I literally just hate everyone.
I use to think it was me who was an asshole, I will even concede that maybe just maybe when I was drinking it was me whom made shit decisions. As I get older and have moved forward in life without certain vices drugs/drink/smokes. The same shit happens and I know it is not me this time. people really are fucking garbage through in through out. It is no wonder I spend my days on this forum and many others instead of hanging out with dipshits and obscurely hitting parks and spots at odd hours, I don't want to be friends with most as it always ends the same, them ghosting me. FUCK EM!
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People who are ALWAYS late for everything.
If you commit to doing something, be on fucking time. I hate sitting around waiting for people. And when you mention that they were late for the 10,000,000th time, they get pissed. These are the same people who get mad at you for being late and "wasting their time".
I think I literally just hate everyone.
ill be your friend. I only have one friend so far and maybe one day get a girlfriend but eh one day at a time.
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People who are ALWAYS late for everything.
If you commit to doing something, be on fucking time. I hate sitting around waiting for people. And when you mention that they were late for the 10,000,000th time, they get pissed. These are the same people who get mad at you for being late and "wasting their time".
I think I literally just hate everyone.
thank you and yeah I will be your friend as well, girlfriends are rad as they give you cool stuff and are supportive of your goals and dreams.
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people tailgating in a queue. i'm talking practically butt fucking you. you are not getting anywhere quicker pulling these shenanigans.
was in greece last week and people were tailgating in every way possible. getting into the metro, cabs, people just breathing on the back of your neck. this is coming from a new yorker it was unreal.
old women were cutting lines left and right. greeks are gnar!
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people tailgating in a queue. i'm talking practically butt fucking you. you are not getting anywhere quicker pulling these shenanigans.
was in greece last week and people were tailgating in every way possible. getting into the metro, cabs, people just breathing on the back of your neck. this is coming from a new yorker it was unreal.
old women were cutting lines left and right. greeks are gnar!
Yeah. I realized a long time ago how pointless it is to drive fast in residential streets. You save way more gas going slower and not having to stop at the red light and just cruise by when it turns green. I swear people have been starting to copy my driving habits. Like I always look at the opposite stop light to let go of the brake to get a rolling start, but over the years, I see people doing this too.
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people tailgating in a queue. i'm talking practically butt fucking you. you are not getting anywhere quicker pulling these shenanigans.
was in greece last week and people were tailgating in every way possible. getting into the metro, cabs, people just breathing on the back of your neck. this is coming from a new yorker it was unreal.
old women were cutting lines left and right. greeks are gnar!
Yeah. I realized a long time ago how pointless it is to drive fast in residential streets. You save way more gas going slower and not having to stop at the red light and just cruise by when it turns green. I swear people have been starting to copy my driving habits. Like I always look at the opposite stop light to let go of the brake to get a rolling start, but over the years, I see people doing this too.
yeah that's the move. it's human nature to try to beat the light, but the idea of hauling ass through a residential area to a red light is simply lacking a brain. especially when you can't make a right on red in NY. you're not going to beat the traffic computer regulating volume.
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https://www.insider.com/vegan-gluten-free-influencer-criticizes-italian-restaurant-not-catering-diet-2019-8
it’s makes me crazy that people are they full of themselves & because she called the restaurant they were supposed to cater to her . So now she is going to feed her followers this bullshit . This to me is clearly the downfall of man . Ihave eaten meat in 10 years i don’t ever expect anyone to cater to my dietary needs .
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
Why do you give a shit if someone is wearing headphones or sunglasses?
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and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
Why do you give a shit if someone is wearing headphones or sunglasses?
I understand at skateparks and in clips but this is the funniest thing to be mad at
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
Right! Everyone should go headphone less and blast their shit. Let everyone enjoy the tunes
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skating with headphones is THE worst
jock sport bull SHIT.
just enjoy the purity of skateboarding jesus.
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People who scream do a kickflip. Honestly y’all motherfuckers have nothing better to do than piss me off? How do you get these people to look dumb or to fuck off?
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Me to a lady at work- good morning
Lady- do what? Good morning
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
Why do you give a shit if someone is wearing headphones or sunglasses?
I understand at skateparks and in clips but this is the funniest thing to be mad at
ahah right ?! This guy must walk around muttering under his breath a lot throughout the day seeing people wearing shades and headphones haha
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When you say something to someone and they say,”do what?”
Me to a lady at work- good morning
Lady- do what? Good morning
20 years ago, my mom used to do that, and I called her out.
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
I wear sunglasses every time it's sunny outside.
How is that weird in any way? You psycho.
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I actually like airpods. I'm not an apple fanboy but they are great for me. My cord always would get caught on shit, I used headphones for hours every day and they are pretty sick. Plus if they die, you can put it in the charging case for like 10 minutes and get like 2 hours more of juice. But they also work for me because the size works for me, a lot of people don't like the size, or maybe just the look. I think they are sick though.
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BUT! I do have a few that I feel kinda piss me a broad spectrum of others off:
Racism, bigotry, and sexism in any capacity, as well as self aggrandizing/narcissism, ignorance, and flamboyant or just overly enthusiastic people
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those fucking airpods, headphones in general.. any circumstance
and short of being at the beach or in your car sunglasses
I wear sunglasses every time it's sunny outside.
How is that weird in any way? You psycho.
And I back that Dan. My corneas are actually permanently sunburned from going so long without eye protection so not only do I back it, but so does my doctor, seeing as he’s the one who recommended I start wearing them as much as I can while outdoors.
And, Intern:
In a skatepark or on footage I can totally understand, but would you prefer everyone that uses headphones just ax them and instead start walking around blasting shitty music off their shitty phone speakers or off a Bluetooth speaker with them everywhere they went? You’re griping about dumb shit, man.
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I don’t really have many pet-peeves of my own. I mind my business and lead a “live and let live” lifestyle.
BUT! I do have a few that I feel kinda piss me a broad spectrum of others off:
Racism, bigotry, and sexism in any capacity, as well as self aggrandizing/narcissism, ignorance, and flamboyant or just overly enthusiastic people
I was just going to say the same. This morning I’m taking my break at work and walk in to the break room as the dumbest mother fucker here is mid-story about how badass he was in some bullshit made up situation. On and on about how he got in someone’s face or some shit somewhere and how he told them they have 30 seconds before he calls the cops and he’s at 20 seconds now. He also supposedly told them he was gonna put them on the ground and put his knee to the back of their skull or some stupid shit. This guy is always So full of shit. Nothing he said made him sound cool or anything. He just sounded like the fat kids that say shit like that on elementary school. It weirds me out that people like this exist that lack any self awareness at all. Always talking about how hard he works but straight up sits on the toilet for literally approx 2 hours every day.
Edit: I forgot I actually recorded like a minute of him talking so my girlfriend could listen. It may Sound like bullshit but we are both really perceptive (maybe just judgemental) about people. When we’re shopping we always crack jokes about the kind of person people around us are. “Oh you can tell that guy is the kind of bullshitter that sells cable subscriptions in the electronics section”. Nice stuff like that.
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I don’t really have many pet-peeves of my own. I mind my business and lead a “live and let live” lifestyle.
BUT! I do have a few that I feel kinda piss me a broad spectrum of others off:
Racism, bigotry, and sexism in any capacity, as well as self aggrandizing/narcissism, ignorance, and flamboyant or just overly enthusiastic people
Edit: I forgot I actually recorded like a minute of him talking so my girlfriend could listen. It may Sound like bullshit but we are both really perceptive (maybe just judgemental) about people. When we’re shopping we always crack jokes about the kind of person people around us are. “Oh you can tell that guy is the kind of bullshitter that sells cable subscriptions in the electronics section”. Nice stuff like that.
Dude I fucking hate that shit! Like, chill bro, we don’t need another story about how much of a fake high school hero you were or how much money you make or how you got in a bar room brawl with all your friends one time. I get some severe second hand embarrassment listening to people go on and on about themselves with stories like that. I’ll let the sarcasm fly when people start doing it and they’re so wrapped up in their own lies and farcical self-perception that they don’t even realize that I’m literally making fun of them straight to their face. It’s kind of astounding, really.
Haha you and your girlfriend sound rad as fuck (no sarcasm). I’m a bit of a people-watcher myself and maybe I’m an asshole, but I’ve usually always got something to say about people. Not like judgemental shit or a making fun of disabilities type thing; but more making fun of their lack of self-awareness or use of good judgement/reason. Usually makes for some pretty comical banter between my friends and I.
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I don’t really have many pet-peeves of my own. I mind my business and lead a “live and let live” lifestyle.
BUT! I do have a few that I feel kinda piss me a broad spectrum of others off:
Racism, bigotry, and sexism in any capacity, as well as self aggrandizing/narcissism, ignorance, and flamboyant or just overly enthusiastic people
Edit: I forgot I actually recorded like a minute of him talking so my girlfriend could listen. It may Sound like bullshit but we are both really perceptive (maybe just judgemental) about people. When we’re shopping we always crack jokes about the kind of person people around us are. “Oh you can tell that guy is the kind of bullshitter that sells cable subscriptions in the electronics section”. Nice stuff like that.
Haha you and your girlfriend sound rad as fuck (no sarcasm). I’m a bit of a people-watcher myself and maybe I’m an asshole, but I’ve usually always got something to say about people. Not like judgemental shit or a making fun of disabilities type thing; but more making fun of their lack of self-awareness or use of good judgement/reason. Usually makes for some pretty comical banter between my friends and I.
Groans is exaggerated sighs of disbelief, I hate that meathead tough guy shit! I have been getting retrained with another orderly in the old folks home I work at. I hear some of the dumbest shit ever exactly like this but it is a bar he likes to frequent.
I don't know if he hears my slights and undertones of I don't give a shit & who CCCAAAAAARRRREEEESSSS!!!!!? I told him I skated upon introduction and he proceeded to give me the I use to shpeal and I caught him off guard by just said why aren't you skating now? I have a board in my trunk? Kids blah blah blah time blah blah blah jobs blah blah blah.
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When someone on insta cracks the "influencer" thresh hold and they then become a whore and their feed is now nothing but an empty shell of meaningless quotes and shitty product placements. DW watches fucking suck and having nothing to do anything. If you're gunna get a watch sponsor at least get someone with some decent horological chops!
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When someone on insta cracks the "influencer" thresh hold and they then become a whore and their feed is now nothing but an empty shell of meaningless quotes and shitty product placements. DW watches fucking suck and having nothing to do anything. If you're gunna get a watch sponsor at least get someone with some decent horological chops!
“influencer” makes me want to vomit . i came across an article the other day about an influencer and it sickened me . i don’t know DW watches but they makes great drum kits . i came across some
nice timex watched the other day , ready to add to my small collection of 3.
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Cashiers who are full of themselves. Starbucks seems to take pride in that. Their employees don’t realize I’m just there to get some coffee and leave. Today, the guy at the Starbucks drive through window told me that the credit card machine was “so tempestuous” because he had to re-insert the card. I didn’t even notice that he had to re-insert the card, and I had to wait a few more minutes for my coffee anyway, so why the fuck are you telling me about the credit card machine? And please don’t call me hun like it’s second nature after using your flashy word-of-the-day for the credit card machine.
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When someone on insta cracks the "influencer" thresh hold and they then become a whore and their feed is now nothing but an empty shell of meaningless quotes and shitty product placements. DW watches fucking suck and having nothing to do anything. If you're gunna get a watch sponsor at least get someone with some decent horological chops!
nice timex watched the other day , ready to add to my small collection of 3.
Daniel "vomit" Wellington! Influencers are terrible; I actually really liked this lady's yoga page and she had some great advice/ tips, now she's slinging shitty overpriced watches with 3rd rate Chinese quartz movements and overplayed designs. I'm a fucking watch nerd but I'd never wear a watch when doing yoga. Timex are great -- really good bang for your buck and they have an interesting history.
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Cashiers who are full of themselves. Starbucks seems to take pride in that. Their employees don’t realize I’m just there to get some coffee and leave. Today, the guy at the Starbucks drive through window told me that the credit card machine was “so tempestuous” because he had to re-insert the card. I didn’t even notice that he had to re-insert the card, and I had to wait a few more minutes for my coffee anyway, so why the fuck are you telling me about the credit card machine? And please don’t call me hun like it’s second nature after using your flashy word-of-the-day for the credit card machine.
pet peeve -- people that go to starbucks IN GENERAL. their employees are trained / conditioned to be that way. if there's no other choice on the road etc, fine.
another starbucks just opened up across the street from one of the oldest cafes on my block in NYC.
overheard the other day outside said cafe: "uhhh want to get coffee? (pause) uh...let's just go to starbucks!..."
i wanted to fucking KILL.
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
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When someone on insta cracks the "influencer" thresh hold and they then become a whore and their feed is now nothing but an empty shell of meaningless quotes and shitty product placements. DW watches fucking suck and having nothing to do anything. If you're gunna get a watch sponsor at least get someone with some decent horological chops!
nice timex watched the other day , ready to add to my small collection of 3.
Daniel "vomit" Wellington! Influencers are terrible; I actually really liked this lady's yoga page and she had some great advice/ tips, now she's slinging shitty overpriced watches with 3rd rate Chinese quartz movements and overplayed designs. I'm a fucking watch nerd but I'd never wear a watch when doing yoga. Timex are great -- really good bang for your buck and they have an interesting history.
that’s exactly what i’m looking for a nice casual watch for work , nothing fancy and i like they are made in the usa . I was looking online @ this shop tanner goods and they have a nice selection . I’ll look forward to reading about there history .
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
Look at the bright side, shorter lines.
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
it’s not the least bit trivial . I despised my “ friends” when they would rather go to blimpie then the local deli . Starbucks will never have the authenticity of some old nyc cafe. I’m glad to know some people here still care about old NY. Now my town is nothing but a line from a social distortion song
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
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that’s exactly what i’m looking for a nice casual watch for work , nothing fancy and i like they are made in the usa . I was looking online @ this shop tanner goods and they have a nice selection . I’ll look forward to reading about there history .
what timex did you go with? Lots of classic models out there
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
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that’s exactly what i’m looking for a nice casual watch for work , nothing fancy and i like they are made in the usa . I was looking online @ this shop tanner goods and they have a nice selection . I’ll look forward to reading about there history .
I haven’t gotten one yet , i was eyeing up the acadia but then when i looked at the timex site the california is perfect.
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
i’d rather kill then adapt . fuck that progressive crap
. ha ha lighten up man someday when you love something and it’s taken away you might have negative feelings . imagine if slap ended and you couldn’t respond ?
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
. ha ha lighten up man someday when you love something and it’s taken away you might have negative feelings . imagine if slap ended and you couldn’t respond ?
Go shoot up a school then, you fucking sociopath.
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
. ha ha lighten up man someday when you love something and it’s taken away you might have negative feelings . imagine if slap ended and you couldn’t respond ?
Go shoot up a school then, you fucking sociopath.
ha ha jesus man , lay off the starbucks . thanks for the laugh .
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that’s exactly what i’m looking for a nice casual watch for work , nothing fancy and i like they are made in the usa . I was looking online @ this shop tanner goods and they have a nice selection . I’ll look forward to reading about there history .
nice, if I was going to buy a timex, I'd probably pick up a marlin but it's a tad more expensive. If you're looking for a similar style (military field watch-esque) and you're more inclined towards something automatic (and not too pricey) check out the SNK (809, 803 etc,) series from Seiko 5, I have an 803 and it's a great daily beater!
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
. ha ha lighten up man someday when you love something and it’s taken away you might have negative feelings . imagine if slap ended and you couldn’t respond ?
Go shoot up a school then, you fucking sociopath.
Sorry I didn’t pitch in earlier before this escalated to death threats. There are no mom n pop coffee places where I live. I’m in a very rural/mountain area. The most OG coffee you can get near me is at a ConocoPhillips gas station. I hope I’m not at risk of being murdered.
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👆🏽 i get it , i had some snobby twat look down at me when i told he i had starbucks coffee . where i used to work i had the same dilemma. fuck it sometimes it’s the best option . After living in the bay area i’ve become such a coffee snob so i can’t handle gas station /7-11 coffee anymore
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People who want to kill other people because of trivial things like a Starbucks opening in their neighborhood.
“And I went down to my old neighborhood
The faces have all changed, there's no one there left to talk to
And the pool hall I loved as a kid
Is now a 7-11”
Yeah but my beef is with him wanting to kill people over it. Change is the only constant and if you would rather kill than adapt, that's on you.
. ha ha lighten up man someday when you love something and it’s taken away you might have negative feelings . imagine if slap ended and you couldn’t respond ?
Go shoot up a school then, you fucking sociopath.
Sorry I didn’t pitch in earlier before this escalated to death threats. There are no mom n pop coffee places where I live. I’m in a very rural/mountain area. The most OG coffee you can get near me is at a ConocoPhillips gas station. I hope I’m not at risk of being murdered.
is all this "killing" someone who drinks starbucks drama from my comment?
saying you are "ready to KILL" is a figure of speech lmao jayzus!
of course i'm going to stop at starbucks over gas station coffee on the interstate or something. I'm saying if you have a fucking OPTION in a tight knit urban neighborhood with history and culture, why would you choose starbucks over a place that is one of a KIND. i'm not talking about Midtown Manhattan either people have to do what they have to do to grab a coffee in that hellhole it's not a neighborhood although there are some OG spots.
great social distortion analogy btw. you DO have to fight (in terms of what your dollar supports) to keep a scene or a place alive.
finally if people want essentially a huge icecream as "coffee" that starbucks has -- maybe just go to get a real ice cream or treat. ain't no coffee in that shit anyway.
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👆🏽 yes , rickie dickie thought you were serious . i played into it and man he got crazy .
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Rickie Dickie -- I WON'T "kill" a starbucks customer. but i'm READY to...
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Rickie Dickie -- I]WON'T "kill" a starbucks customer. but i'm READY to...
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Haha, I know you'll never actually DO anything to protect your little hipster enclave from the evils of corpo coffee chains besides complain about it to strangers on the internet, so it's all good bro.
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Cashiers who are full of themselves. Starbucks seems to take pride in that. Their employees don’t realize I’m just there to get some coffee and leave. Today, the guy at the Starbucks drive through window told me that the credit card machine was “so tempestuous” because he had to re-insert the card. I didn’t even notice that he had to re-insert the card, and I had to wait a few more minutes for my coffee anyway, so why the fuck are you telling me about the credit card machine? And please don’t call me hun like it’s second nature after using your flashy word-of-the-day for the credit card machine.
Great one. I only go to Starbucks for an iced coffee when I don’t have all the stuff to make one at home. That’s only during summer because it’s hot as fuck out here. Again I prefer to make them at home.
I’m usually stopping there because we’re headed back from out of town and my girlfriend offers to buy it. There’s one dude who does this shit every time. So much that we start saying his quotes to each other before we get to the window because it’s so fucking horrible we have to get it over with. My girlfriend has to turn and look out the window the whole time he is handing charging us and handing the drinks over because she starts laughing at the predictability.
That guy is nice but annoying as fuck. And the only thing that compares is when I recently ordered and the girl after I ordered goes “I didn’t catch your name”. I’m like what the fuck I’m on the drive thru. I had to laugh and at least she laughed because it was obviously some fucking stupid shit they were making them do for a while.
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When I’m given shit for “bailing” on plans when I never agreed to said plans in the first place. You inviting me somewhere doesn’t automatically mean I’m going to agree to going and you giving me shit about not coming only makes me want to avoid you in the future.
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When I’m given shit for “bailing” on plans when I never agreed to said plans in the first place. You inviting me somewhere doesn’t automatically mean I’m going to agree to going and you giving me shit about not coming only makes me want to avoid you in the future.
right yeah peoples ego's won't allow them to understand their plans don't equate to everyone being ride or die.
you ripping beers on a tuesday night is not the law for all the homies.
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
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People who apply their brakes before using their turn signals really piss me off. Think about what you're doing and why for a second, people.
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
organising shit for my own birthday stresses me out, i end up leaving it to the last minute and worrying about it when really all i want is a few beers with my close buds and my girl
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
organising shit for my own birthday stresses me out, i end up leaving it to the last minute and worrying about it when really all i want is a few beers with my close buds and my girl
i've always said to my GF, homies, family etc. I just want to do whatever I want for the day. If that's me lighting farts on fire in a candlelit room alone, so be it.
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
I was at Conde Nast for 5 years. There were always horror stories from the women's side. Straight pieces of shit on the floor. I've tried to figure out in my head how that was even possible.
people are just so "above" being responsible for themselves. my main enemy at work, i would witness him tossing paper towels on top of a bin that was overflowing and it would just land on the floor all the time. when we would collect money around the holidays for the janitorial staff (mainly latina immigrants) he would never pitch in.
pee on the toilet seat is just the lowest of the low.
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
I was at Conde Nast for 5 years. There were always horror stories from the women's side. Straight pieces of shit on the floor. I've tried to figure out in my head how that was even possible.
people are just so "above" being responsible for themselves. my main enemy at work, i would witness him tossing paper towels on top of a bin that was overflowing and it would just land on the floor all the time. when we would collect money around the holidays for the janitorial staff (mainly latina immigrants) he would never pitch in.
pee on the toilet seat is just the lowest of the low.
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
I was at Conde Nast for 5 years. There were always horror stories from the women's side. Straight pieces of shit on the floor. I've tried to figure out in my head how that was even possible.
people are just so "above" being responsible for themselves. my main enemy at work, i would witness him tossing paper towels on top of a bin that was overflowing and it would just land on the floor all the time. when we would collect money around the holidays for the janitorial staff (mainly latina immigrants) he would never pitch in.
pee on the toilet seat is just the lowest of the low.
Did he say why he wouldn't pitch in? Cheap skate move right there
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
organising shit for my own birthday stresses me out, i end up leaving it to the last minute and worrying about it when really all i want is a few beers with my close buds and my girl
i've always said to my GF, homies, family etc. I just want to do whatever I want for the day. If that's me lighting farts on fire in a candlelit room alone, so be it.
Fully with these comments. When I was a kid I liked it because a ton of friends would come over and skate all these flat bars and stuff I had.
This year all my siblings forgot and I actually got more bummed seeing how sad that made my mom. I was already so stressed and bummed about turning 30.
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
I was at Conde Nast for 5 years. There were always horror stories from the women's side. Straight pieces of shit on the floor. I've tried to figure out in my head how that was even possible.
people are just so "above" being responsible for themselves. my main enemy at work, i would witness him tossing paper towels on top of a bin that was overflowing and it would just land on the floor all the time. when we would collect money around the holidays for the janitorial staff (mainly latina immigrants) he would never pitch in.
pee on the toilet seat is just the lowest of the low.
Did he say why he wouldn't pitch in? Cheap skate move right there
He doesn’t believe in tipping.
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This year all my siblings forgot and I actually got more bummed seeing how sad that made my mom. I was already so stressed and bummed about turning 30.
This made me really sad, man. I hope 31 is a better birthday for you.
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People who apply their brakes before using their turn signals really piss me off. Think about what you're doing and why for a second, people.
I flipped out this morning because the two cars in front of me didn’t have their blinkers on so I figured everyone was going forward and yet this Benz put on their blinker after the light turned green “ fuckin’ cocksucker” . People just don’t care about anyone else
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People who apply their brakes before using their turn signals really piss me off. Think about what you're doing and why for a second, people.
This shit drives me insane, especially if I'm running late or whatever
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The complete lack of respect that just about EVERYONE shows for the cleanliness of a public bathroom. I deal with this at work every single day, and I work at a professional, Fortune 500 company.
Every time I go in the bathroom, there is either piss all over every toilet seat, or the toilets have been clogged with paper towels.
Who in the actual fuck doesn't know that you can't put paper towels into a toilet? I feel like I work with a bunch of adult children who don't know how to use the bathroom.
I was at Conde Nast for 5 years. There were always horror stories from the women's side. Straight pieces of shit on the floor. I've tried to figure out in my head how that was even possible.
people are just so "above" being responsible for themselves. my main enemy at work, i would witness him tossing paper towels on top of a bin that was overflowing and it would just land on the floor all the time. when we would collect money around the holidays for the janitorial staff (mainly latina immigrants) he would never pitch in.
pee on the toilet seat is just the lowest of the low.
Did he say why he wouldn't pitch in? Cheap skate move right there
My favorite movie of all time!
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People who apply their brakes before using their turn signals really piss me off. Think about what you're doing and why for a second, people.
the older you get the more you realize how 80% of people are only aware of the 90% field of view in front of them.
when people have to stop in the middle of a super crowded sidewalk to write a text message or focus and do not sense irate people having to dodge around them in a smaller space...that person HAS to be completely oblivious of all activity beyond their immediate space. it's mind boggling!
people have this mind set of "what's the big deal?" go around me. the big deal is that your action is creating a ripple effect that has an impact on peoples lives. what if you just missed a train to an interview because of some asshole sitting on the subway steps. i want those people to get a beating.
there was this fat asshole walking up the sky bridge after a long ass wait to exit the plane this week, with roller luggage on both sides of him, on the phone walking as slow as physically possible. nobody could get around the fucker, or they were not trying to be rude because he was 60 or something. people have to use the bathroom, make connections etc. no exaggerating stalling over a hundred people and adding a solid minute and a half and anxiety about making connections. can't believe I didn't just scream but i was several behind.
This shit drives me insane, especially if I'm running late or whatever
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People who apply their brakes before using their turn signals really piss me off. Think about what you're doing and why for a second, people.
the older you get the more you realize how 80% of people are only aware of the 90% field of view in front of them.
when people have to stop in the middle of a super crowded sidewalk to write a text message or focus and do not sense irate people having to dodge around them in a smaller space...that person HAS to be completely oblivious of all activity beyond their immediate space. it's mind boggling!
people have this mind set of "what's the big deal?" go around me. the big deal is that your action is creating a ripple effect that has an impact on peoples lives. what if you just missed a train to an interview because of some asshole sitting on the subway steps. i want those people to get a beating.
there was this fat asshole walking up the sky bridge after a long ass wait to exit the plane this week, with roller luggage on both sides of him, on the phone walking as slow as physically possible. nobody could get around the fucker, or they were not trying to be rude because he was 60 or something. people have to use the bathroom, make connections etc. no exaggerating stalling over a hundred people and adding a solid minute and a half and anxiety about making connections. can't believe I didn't just scream but i was several behind.
This shit drives me insane, especially if I'm running late or whatever
Man , I feel your pain . I finally have learned to just give myself plenty of time in the morning . I take longer routes with less traffic to avoid the selfish humans on the highway .
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When bartenders talk too much
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When bartenders talk too much
This is one of the few times I liked being talked to by a stranger. It opens up conversation with someone that can be as in depth or shallow as you please. You have what is essentially a captive audience. An audience that invited you to the conversation. It is inherently more comfortable than any other interaction you can have with strangers and I welcome it.
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I dont mind bartenders having a chat but i hate that somehow every time im in a bar, some drunk guy finds his way to me to tell me his life story
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When motherfuckers think I make shit up. If I wanted to look cool I would not say the dumb shit that I say. It would be way easier to lie for mass appeal and not rub uptight dorks the wrong way by being myself. Get off my nuts, incels of America. You can't handle the hamb, stay out the mud.
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Yea I for sure enjoy it if they are chill, I'm a big people person. Sometimes though like last night, I just get off work wanna watch the game and grab a beer. This guy was acting too hard to be chummy and pushy.
Haha maybe I should just reword it to "annoying bartenders"
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What annoys me is super hot dark haired bartenders with perfect tiddies and great taste in music who will flirt for two hours and laugh at my shitty jokes and then it's time to go and I'm like oh shit that's her job to be nice to me like that.
I should prolly leave better tips
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
I’m glad someone else feels the same way.😂
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
I’m glad someone else feels the same way.😂
Here’s one. People who post photos of themselves in a group and they are the only one that looks good. This is 90% a chick move. It’s a double fuck you because their flattering image is the focal point that is shamefully enhanced by the unfortunate unflattering photos of others in comparison. It’s actually quite gnar.
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I have an enormous catholic family (like 36 first cousins on my moms side who all have babies now by and large). It makes me fear for the earths future how two people could spawn over a hundred offspring in a mere 50 years.
Anyway my one aunt is a nazi about family photos. Sweltering hot summer wedding and just coordinating the most clusterfuck shot with everyone cheesing is hell on earth. Someone has to rip a wise crack and lengthen the time.
Man I am miserable sometimes.
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
I’m glad someone else feels the same way.😂
I personally hate it when you're at a Mexican restaurant with your family on your big day, and when it is time for you to get your birthday flan your niece won't stop crying until you let her blow out the candle. Then when the mariachi band start singing about my cumpleano my niece keeps trying to yank the sombrero off my head. Like, it's MY special day, bitch!
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
I’m glad someone else feels the same way.😂
happens to the best of us
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Y'all still have friends and birthday parties? Shit...
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I mean, on my birthday, sure. The rest of the year? Yeah hit or miss for sure. If I had friends to hang with lately I would not be launching this kook campaign so righteously
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I mean, on my birthday, sure. The rest of the year? Yeah hit or miss for sure. If I had friends to hang with lately I would not be launching this kook campaign so righteously
what happened to your army of friends Jimbo?
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most of them are in Chicago or NYC
best buddy who still lives in this town is a smack head now. I might have slept with one of his ex-girlfriends at some point so yeah he is a messy addict who thinks I'm still smashing his favorite old lady
where are your friends?
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dealing with shitty Karen's who don't visit their elders or doesn't take care of their elders. I abhor Karen's and their kids coming in to visit not that the client doesn't deserve it but keep your twat goblins in check at a hospital/retirement community NO we don't have the latest gaming system NO you can't have the WiFi password and sit and spend time with your elders fuck ohs.
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most of them are in Chicago or NYC
best buddy who still lives in this town is a smack head now. I might have slept with one of his ex-girlfriends at some point so yeah he is a messy addict who thinks I'm still smashing his favorite old lady
where are your friends?
you're my only friend jimbo
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Ever wake up to something in your dream and next thing you know the whole day is ruined by not just a dream but everyone around you? Doesn't matter they agree with you just their presence alone is an agitation that just makes you want to say fuck off go away!
It's been a shit morning and I hate my flatmates, but I'm too poor to live on my own. Need to move to the west coast soon rather then later.
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People being constantly late, like where you almost have to count on that person being late so you leave later yourself :|
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People being constantly late, like where you almost have to count on that person being late so you leave later yourself :|
This. Also we have this guy at work who is 10 minutes late every morning. It‘s just 10 minutes but how hard can it be to leave 10 minutes earlier. If you add it up its a week off per year.
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haha I couldn't do it, I get semi stressed if I feel like I'm going to be a few minutes late to work because as you said other employees notice or other employees are waiting to clock off or whatever
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People being constantly late, like where you almost have to count on that person being late so you leave later yourself :|
yeah the chronically late is crazy to me. there was a meme that basically amounted to "me risking my entire career for 8 more minutes of sleep".
will power is insane, like you have to battle so fucking hard to get out of bed. i mean sleeping is the shit but damn it ain't like you're getting a BJ you're just lying there.
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yeah the chronically late is crazy to me. there was a meme that basically amounted to "me risking my entire career for 8 more minutes of sleep".
will power is insane, like you have to battle so fucking hard to get out of bed. i mean sleeping is the shit but damn it ain't like you're getting a BJ you're just lying there.
My weekday sleep schedule is like clockwork, i dont understand people who hit snooze 8 times. Id rather soak in as much sleep as possible, my alarm goes off at 5 am, im out of bed, dressed, teeth brushed, bag packed and out the door by 5:10
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can't be bothered with people "hosting" birthday parties at a popular bar. unless you have a room/space and a tab or some drink special please don't correlate some DJ and a ton of strangers dancing as a success to your "party". if you want to just go out for drink that's one thing but don't be just picking a bar and saying it's your party.
also big birthday dinners can FUCK OFF. someone always is stingy and everyone else gets burned. 40 dollars for one drink and some spares nibbles. some cook orders the steak and i order an appetizer. or some chick ordering "food for the table" that gets ethered before you even get any. it's way too stressful and everyone leaves with a bitter impression. being responsible for collecting money and venmo requesting people who evade is just unacceptable.
this for sure. and also when 40 people attend someone’s birthday dinner and some jack ass takes a picture of everyone at the dinner table smiling at the camera at once. super cringe.
whenever i see someone post this shit on insta, i immediately dislike everyone involved, the jackass with the phone always trying to take photos needs to chill
I’m glad someone else feels the same way.😂
Here’s one. People who post photos of themselves in a group and they are the only one that looks good. This is 90% a chick move. It’s a double fuck you because their flattering image is the focal point that is shamefully enhanced by the unfortunate unflattering photos of others in comparison. It’s actually quite gnar.
I'm too bitter and exhausted to deal with any idiots like that, if invited I'd take it as a kind gesture but decline.
Last time I ever tried to be apart of something like that it was a friends wedding. invites were sent to me and my wife. Well when getting in contact with bride and groom as they were mutual friends we said oh is there anything else we can bring up as a kind gesture and shit? Turns out they said oh you are coming up? I guess you can crash the wedding...... as if the invite wasn't known?! Oh so you didn't invite us then? Why do I have this invite? oh............ummmmmm I've got to go.
Well that's the last we've spoken to those idiots didn't show up and took back our gifts on the registry nope not going to be apart of something I was but wasn't invited to, who the fuck does that?! I tell ya man friends are useless sometimes not only that but downright spinless.
I'd rather have friends tell me I am wrong then kiss my ass for being a sycophant, this was 4+ years ago and it makes me infuriated with douchebags like that.
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this morning I was at the skatepark and a lot of the soccer families were cutting through the skatepark to get to the soccer field like usual but I got annoyed this time to the point that I was saying to them "this is a skatepark, not a soccer field." most of them ignored me but one guy with his kids was like "alright. next time I'll go a different way." and then I told him "go around." and he was like "I wasn't even in your way." motherfucker didn't get it. and then I told one more family the same thing and left because it was ridiculous along with the family of scooters in the park.
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this morning I was at the skatepark and a lot of the soccer families were cutting through the skatepark to get to the soccer field like usual but I got annoyed this time to the point that I was saying to them "this is a skatepark, not a soccer field." most of them ignored me but one guy with his kids was like "alright. next time I'll go a different way." and then I told him "go around." and he was like "I wasn't even in your way." motherfucker didn't get it. and then I told one more family the same thing and left because it was ridiculous along with the family of scooters in the park.
SIgh my local park bunch of lazy fucks don't acknowledge when you say HEY!!!! there's a sidewalk follow it.... To which they stare blankly like as if they haven't heard this before or hey this isn't a football field take your shit and go!
I've become a Jessee Martinez at my local as I've gotten on peoples cases for stupid shit... Where as recently some dumbass decided it was smart idea to roll up and plant a huge confederate flag and just wave it about and walking around. Thankfully others were there to tell him to fuck off along with myself, where he stated some racist shit.
Dude no one cares about your opinions and seems to me you are doing this for attention. Get over yourself why would someone want to go to a park with predominantly black and latino kids just to start shit? Seems to me it was his lack of intelligence and starving for attention so he could get some kind of internet viral sensation, we took his flag in a quiet manner this isn't happeneing and focused his board. (btw I use to give away free shit at that park too and he was one of them)
I am ashamed not for my skin color but the actions of others that happen to share my hue, whenever I hear about white dipshits doing stupid shit I think to myself hears something again I have to burden for just being born.
In many ways those that choose the outsiders lifestyle and go against the grain (albeit race and different cultures) also get the shit end of the stick from all angles.
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
Micro aggressions are what makes me hate subtlety, I wanna punch the person as soon as I get the feeling.
I hate being a dick but holy shit just speak without being a bitch ass bitch.
Ex. Was at a party talking about Dollywood and how Dolly Parton was able to stay relevant, I said something about she’s about as plastic as Cher these days and holy shit those tits ain’t real neither.
Well some cockstain go all snippy umm actually dadadada etc. she’s talented blah blah blah bullshit. I tried my damnedest to not punch it for sheer annoyance but I gotta have self control.
I wonder why they choose to be fucktards? Whenever someone punches them it’s not like oh hey I said something slick about that person and they weren’t going to take my shit noooooo absolve any responsibility of being the cause or someone cracking their shit.
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People being constantly late, like where you almost have to count on that person being late so you leave later yourself :|
This is my fucking weed dealer, he's a nice enough dude and always drops shit off but if he says 12pm it's usually more like 1.30 to 2pm.
I'm a nightshift worker so finishing at 6, riding home for 7 means I'm fucking destroyed by about 11am so I'm sitting on the couch, phone in hand so I don't miss his text while fighting off sleep.
Fuck I wish it was legal over here.
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Darth I feel like you make stories up for cool guy points on the internet.
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Darth I feel like you make stories up for cool guy points on the internet.
Oh how I wish it weren't true, the scenarios I am talking about have mainly been where I was at a homies house scoring some drugs or taking part in an activist center.
You should spend sometime at an anarchist collective/farm apart from the bs I speak about they actually do some good causes. Free feedings ex. food not bombs, clothing drives, nonviolent protests, alot of volunteering and action first.
When I tell tall tales of stupid shit I've seen it's usually in jest of the entire situation, (you should hear some of the whack shit they piss and moan about) plus when I use to drink it was me who's usually the instigator, do I feel bad?
Nope not really when you hear and see stupid shit and or hear it I call it out for what it is. Usually in earnest non PC language but as I have gotten older and quite more bitter I don't give a shit.
Better to be an honest asshole and speak what everyone else is afraid to say then to be a quiet pussy.
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
I hate being a dick but holy shit just speak without being a bitch ass bitch.
Ex. Was at a party talking about Dollywood and how Dolly Parton was able to stay relevant, I said something about she’s about as plastic as Cher these days and holy shit those tits ain’t real neither.
Well some cockstain go all snippy umm actually dadadada etc. she’s talented blah blah blah bullshit. I tried my damnedest to not punch it for sheer annoyance but I gotta have self control.
I wonder why they choose to be fucktards? Whenever someone punches them it’s not like oh hey I said something slick about that person and they weren’t going to take my shit noooooo absolve any responsibility of being the cause or someone cracking their shit.
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
I hate being a dick but holy shit just speak without being a bitch ass bitch.
Ex. Was at a party talking about Dollywood and how Dolly Parton was able to stay relevant, I said something about she’s about as plastic as Cher these days and holy shit those tits ain’t real neither.
Well some cockstain go all snippy umm actually dadadada etc. she’s talented blah blah blah bullshit. I tried my damnedest to not punch it for sheer annoyance but I gotta have self control.
I wonder why they choose to be fucktards? Whenever someone punches them it’s not like oh hey I said something slick about that person and they weren’t going to take my shit noooooo absolve any responsibility of being the cause or someone cracking their shit.
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Darth I feel like you make stories up for cool guy points on the internet.
You should spend sometime at an anarchist collective/farm apart from the bs I speak about they actually do some good causes. Free feedings ex. food not bombs, clothing drives, nonviolent protests, alot of volunteering and action first.
When I tell tall tales of stupid shit I've seen it's usually in jest of the entire situation, (you should hear some of the whack shit they piss and moan about) plus when I use to drink it was me who's usually the instigator, do I feel bad?
Nope not really when you hear and see stupid shit and or hear it I call it out for what it is. Usually in earnest non PC language but as I have gotten older and quite more bitter I don't give a shit.
Better to be an honest asshole and speak what everyone else is afraid to say then to be a quiet pussy.
Again. That just sounds like bs. Anyways my names Paul.
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
I hate being a dick but holy shit just speak without being a bitch ass bitch.
Ex. Was at a party talking about Dollywood and how Dolly Parton was able to stay relevant, I said something about she’s about as plastic as Cher these days and holy shit those tits ain’t real neither.
Well some cockstain go all snippy umm actually dadadada etc. she’s talented blah blah blah bullshit. I tried my damnedest to not punch it for sheer annoyance but I gotta have self control.
I wonder why they choose to be fucktards? Whenever someone punches them it’s not like oh hey I said something slick about that person and they weren’t going to take my shit noooooo absolve any responsibility of being the cause or someone cracking their shit.
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Tell us more about the hippie commune. I once dated a woman who once told me that her friends were going to start one and that’s when I knew where were done dating . Almost 10 years later she still lives in the bay . I’d be curious to find out whatever ever happened to their American dream . I’m not dissing it I just would feel stuck living on the same land with the same people would be a nightmare . I need walls and space between me and others .
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What always irritates me is when I'm in a room with others, and someone starts asking questions about me, but not to me. It's understandable if it's a question they may not think I'm able to answer, but for basic questions, it pisses me off. Just ask me, I'm right here.
What also drives me nuts is the age-old passive-aggressive practice of someone clearing their throat whenever I walk past them. I just do it back to them at times, which may be petty of me - but just don't do it.
Microaggressions, basically.
I hate being a dick but holy shit just speak without being a bitch ass bitch.
Ex. Was at a party talking about Dollywood and how Dolly Parton was able to stay relevant, I said something about she’s about as plastic as Cher these days and holy shit those tits ain’t real neither.
Well some cockstain go all snippy umm actually dadadada etc. she’s talented blah blah blah bullshit. I tried my damnedest to not punch it for sheer annoyance but I gotta have self control.
I wonder why they choose to be fucktards? Whenever someone punches them it’s not like oh hey I said something slick about that person and they weren’t going to take my shit noooooo absolve any responsibility of being the cause or someone cracking their shit.
Tell us more about the hippie commune. I once dated a woman who once told me that her friends were going to start one and that’s when I knew where were done dating . Almost 10 years later she still lives in the bay . I’d be curious to find out whatever ever happened to their American dream . I’m not dissing it I just would feel stuck living on the same land with the same people would be a nightmare . I need walls and space between me and others .
Well what aspects would you like to know? their causes? how they live?
I'll break it down like this you have a piece of land and it has a less then adequate house and barn and you get a bunch of hippies/friends or willing participants to work and be share croppers together to renovate entire house and everything in it.
Yes in many aspects it is a everyone owns the place but on paperwork or who bought the place it's owner vs. worker relationship, but to me it seems a little too close to owner and indentured servant.
You need a place to live & mind sweating your ass off for a shared space? then communes are the place to go.
Me I hate the human race at a distance, sure I like doing trades and helping others when I can where I can but as far as dealing with others on a daily basis NOPE not happening.
The PC politics of hippie communes vary from place to place. I've seen fools get buck over some dumbass shit before on who slept with who and someone stole from someone else who fried meat on a pan various other shenanigans it gets to be too much.
Here's a story for ya a friend of mine was fooling around with a Tumblrina and failed to disclose STD's and was accused of rape, now mind you I don't condone lying but rape in the traditional sense did not happen through penetration.
the dude was very feminine dude who could have been beaten up by anyone. Plus he got exiled from the scene in Seattle for false accusations and mob sjw mentality.
Now tell me does that sounds like a peaceful culture or just someone being a whiteknight D-bag?
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
No I don't frequent there anymore and these types of places have been to I have experienced it 1st hand but got out soon as I smelled bullshit.
I speak of these places as I find them just as unbelievable as others find my stories on here, I wish I was lying. Hippies get on my godamned nerves yeah weed cool but I hate I HATE the Grateful Dead.
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my wife does this all the time. she'll call me just to say "hi" in the middle of the day, but she's mid conversation with someone else.
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
I speak of these places as I find them just as unbelievable as others find my stories on here, I wish I was lying. Hippies get on my godamned nerves yeah weed cool but I hate I HATE the Grateful Dead.
I used to hate the dead till the national & many other bands I like did a covers record and roped me in . I still despise the entire dead head scene . The person who called bullshit on your stories haven’t left their parents house yet & don’t want to believe the life their living isn’t actually life .
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
I speak of these places as I find them just as unbelievable as others find my stories on here, I wish I was lying. Hippies get on my godamned nerves yeah weed cool but I hate I HATE the Grateful Dead.
Let me just say this when I was in Portland sometime around February or March The Dead & Widespread Panic came to the Rose Bowl. Well my wife and I and a few road dogs rolled up to go checkout the shake down alley ie Panhandle out front and see what really goes down and HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! We got hooked the fuck up we had a sign that said W.W.J.D.? what would Jerry do?
Man the amount of free drugs and other stuff given to us was phenomenal, we got kicked down an ounce of mushrooms, a bunch of weed varieties, found shitloads of blunt roaches, a bunch of dank beers hippies didn't drink, some munchies with weed and a half pound of ganja butter, pills, Heroin.
It was a blast I ended up calling up a friend who worked for the city of Portland and crashed her place. We ended up giving half our bounty from the Dead show to our host just to sleep on her floor it was great. we ate the mushrooms and watched this one dude who was all xanaxed the fuck out drool in a puddle like dudes dead bruh.....
We'd throw beer caps to see if he'd wake up and we'd wait till he was snoring just at that comfortable point where he's going blue we'd slap him and wake him up. No dying today dickhead it's incredibly selfish to mix bars and heroin together especially at a party. I know because I've died a couple times and I have learned from not being a selfish dick, Heroin for me was a solo trip for me either for making music or writing either way ALWAYS had a bottle of Narcan if doing dope.
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
I speak of these places as I find them just as unbelievable as others find my stories on here, I wish I was lying. Hippies get on my godamned nerves yeah weed cool but I hate I HATE the Grateful Dead.
Man the amount of free drugs and other stuff given to us was phenomenal, we got kicked down an ounce of mushrooms, a bunch of weed varieties, found shitloads of blunt roaches, a bunch of dank beers hippies didn't drink, some munchies with weed and a half pound of ganja butter, pills, Heroin.
It was a blast I ended up calling up a friend who worked for the city of Portland and crashed her place. We ended up giving half our bounty from the Dead show to our host just to sleep on her floor it was great. we ate the mushrooms and watched this one dude who was all xanaxed the fuck out drool in a puddle like dudes dead bruh.....
We'd throw beer caps to see if he'd wake up and we'd wait till he was snoring just at that comfortable point where he's going blue we'd slap him and wake him up. No dying today dickhead it's incredibly selfish to mix bars and heroin together especially at a party. I know because I've died a couple times and I have learned from not being a selfish dick, Heroin for me was a solo trip for me either for making music or writing either way ALWAYS had a bottle of Narcan if doing dope.
are you friends with sharktits?
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Thanks Darth , that’s was exactly what I wanted to hear about . Do you live there or just frequent the compound & How long has this compound been in existence?
I speak of these places as I find them just as unbelievable as others find my stories on here, I wish I was lying. Hippies get on my godamned nerves yeah weed cool but I hate I HATE the Grateful Dead.
Man the amount of free drugs and other stuff given to us was phenomenal, we got kicked down an ounce of mushrooms, a bunch of weed varieties, found shitloads of blunt roaches, a bunch of dank beers hippies didn't drink, some munchies with weed and a half pound of ganja butter, pills, Heroin.
It was a blast I ended up calling up a friend who worked for the city of Portland and crashed her place. We ended up giving half our bounty from the Dead show to our host just to sleep on her floor it was great. we ate the mushrooms and watched this one dude who was all xanaxed the fuck out drool in a puddle like dudes dead bruh.....
We'd throw beer caps to see if he'd wake up and we'd wait till he was snoring just at that comfortable point where he's going blue we'd slap him and wake him up. No dying today dickhead it's incredibly selfish to mix bars and heroin together especially at a party. I know because I've died a couple times and I have learned from not being a selfish dick, Heroin for me was a solo trip for me either for making music or writing either way ALWAYS had a bottle of Narcan if doing dope.
are you friends with sharktits?
Sharktits? nope sorry don't know him.
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Living in a college town pedestrians have the right away but almost always fail to look both ways before crossing the street. The lack of awareness is insane. I’ve seen people get clipped, hit, and run over by a fucking bus because they won’t look up or wait 5 seconds for the car at the stop to go.
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When people say EE skated to gnr
No not accurate ked
Hollywood Rose, a little before GnR ;) great song though
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Hollywood Rose, a little before GnR ;) great song though
yep. If it was for herm it would be my favorite video part of all times.
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people that think the world fucken owes them something.
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people that think the world fucken owes them something.
Thank you, I hate entitled dipshits.
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those new dad shirts that say shit like she’s eating for two and im drinking for three .. those people are the worst
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those new dad shirts that say shit like she’s eating for two and im drinking for three .. those people are the worst
I got one that just said "Baby Daddy" as a baby shower gift. I've worn it a few times around the house when I didn't want to put a real shirt on, but I'd never go anywhere in it. It's currently in my donate pile but it might be more suited for the trash.
Pretty much any shirt with some kind of written statement on it is lame.
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
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is that neil and jewels
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Popping balloons to announce the sex of a baby lol.
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over exposed wedding, engagement and newborn baby photography
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I have a speech I’m writing and I have a stutter that’s sometimes uncontrollable and I am nervous about speaking in front of seniors and special needs people, without sounding incompetent or condescending.
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I have a speech I’m writing and I have a stutter that’s sometimes uncontrollable and I am nervous about speaking in front of seniors and special needs people, without sounding incompetent or condescending.
You shouldn't. That's the kind of audience that is most receptive and forgiving about stuff like that.
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I have a speech I’m writing and I have a stutter that’s sometimes uncontrollable and I am nervous about speaking in front of seniors and special needs people, without sounding incompetent or condescending.
Not the same but I've dealt with deaf kids, special needs kids and foreign language students from k-12 grade when I was substitute teaching. It is hard but also fun.
Just talk to them like you would to your friends minus the cursing haha and enunciate things more clearly and slowly but not in a condescending way. You know them I'm sure they know you. Just have fun with it. Maybe let them know you might stutter before hand so they know, it's not unexpected because you are the speaker and told them.
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
With a 10 picture post of their life together, which has only been 2 years.
"There's nobody I'd rather *insert inside joke here* with than you! <3"
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
With a 10 picture post of their life together, which has only been 2 years.
"There's nobody I'd rather *insert inside joke here* with than you! <3"
I'm at the point where I actually like seeing those kinds of posts. I don't do it myself, but it doesn't bother me when I see it. Instagram for me is like 70% products and ads, 20% skateboarding, and 10% people I actually know and like. Seeing someone I know posting photos that they care about makes it feel a little more human and less like a worthless ad platform that I'm addicted to.
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
haha it's all a show these days
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
With a 10 picture post of their life together, which has only been 2 years.
"There's nobody I'd rather *insert inside joke here* with than you! <3"
I'm at the point where I actually like seeing those kinds of posts. I don't do it myself, but it doesn't bother me when I see it. Instagram for me is like 70% products and ads, 20% skateboarding, and 10% people I actually know and like. Seeing someone I know posting photos that they care about makes it feel a little more human and less like a worthless ad platform that I'm addicted to.
Shit like that is something you should say to your wife/husband in person, and celebrate it together.
When you make it a big social media spectacle, you just look like a conceited douche. It's a huge "look at me and be jealous" thing.
I've been married for 11 years and not once have I posted a happy anniversary message on social media. I say it to my wife.
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the holiday season .. i want to like it but i hate having to appease everyone and their get togetherness
how bout we all take off work on a random wednesday in april and meet up for a bbq . oh ya we do cuz it’s someone stupid fucking birthday
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
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Turn arounds in lines. I can't stand them. I believe that when filming never ever do this. Do a flat ground trick back to regs.
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
With a 10 picture post of their life together, which has only been 2 years.
"There's nobody I'd rather *insert inside joke here* with than you! <3"
I agree and disagree, like the other guy i said, its kinda nice seeing people doing it when its real and means something but the other fuckwits who fall in love every two seconds with every girl they date and pretend its special or get these "picture perfect" moments so everyone thinks they are such a perfect couple living the dream when in reality its all bullshit.
I sound super jaded haha but im actually in a good place in my relationship
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the social media baby announcement post .. holy fuck that is so wack .. or the anniversary post ahahaha kill your self
Anniversary posts are the worst.
Look at us! We aren't divorced yet!
Fuck outta here.
With a 10 picture post of their life together, which has only been 2 years.
"There's nobody I'd rather *insert inside joke here* with than you! <3"
I'm at the point where I actually like seeing those kinds of posts. I don't do it myself, but it doesn't bother me when I see it. Instagram for me is like 70% products and ads, 20% skateboarding, and 10% people I actually know and like. Seeing someone I know posting photos that they care about makes it feel a little more human and less like a worthless ad platform that I'm addicted to.
Shit like that is something you should say to your wife/husband in person, and celebrate it together.
When you make it a big social media spectacle, you just look like a conceited douche. It's a huge "look at me and be jealous" thing.
I've been married for 11 years and not once have I posted a happy anniversary message on social media. I say it to my wife.
That's what I feel like most social media is and I hate it
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What drives me to want to drink but I keep my head on straight is how life is a pissing contest.
All I’ve ever wanted in life was a good gal a dog maybe my bike/board and just good times.
Nope it seems to me like if you aren’t bragging about who you know and what bullshit you’ve either sucked dick for or swindled from some shmuck it means fuck all.
Hence why I hate and I can’t stress this enough most social media as it screams look at me look at me along with vloggers or anything similar, I get tutorials on projects and reviews but anything more is egregious.
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people who act like their opinion matters/is the truth,
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
Clearly I do have quite a bit to rant about and yes I am a dick, I’ve never considered myself to be a nice person* (old people, special needs and animals) are the exception for me.
Are you that person who takes pictures of their shitty meals also tags #blesssed and other stupid shit?! Or some other fuckery?
I honestly don’t get it, what happened to enjoying the company of the person you are eating with?
Or is that too much of a concept?
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
Are you that person who takes pictures of their shitty meals also tags #blesssed and other stupid shit?! Or some other fuckery?
I honestly don’t get it, what happened to enjoying the company of the person you are eating with?
Or is that too much of a concept?
I'm not that person. And I totally get your frustration with people being glued to their phones, I just don't share the same level of frustration.
There aren't too many people in my life that I spend time with, so I really don't run into that problem of being with someone who's glued to their phone. And other people I see glued to their phones don't really bother me because I don't know them and don't really care what they do. It's their time, they can spend it how they want.
Back to pet peeves, I've probably said this before, but people who walk slow drive me crazy. When you're in public walk with some purpose. Either get moving or get the fuck out of the way.
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
Are you that person who takes pictures of their shitty meals also tags #blesssed and other stupid shit?! Or some other fuckery?
I honestly don’t get it, what happened to enjoying the company of the person you are eating with?
Or is that too much of a concept?
I'm not that person. And I totally get your frustration with people being glued to their phones, I just don't share the same level of frustration.
There aren't too many people in my life that I spend time with, so I really don't run into that problem of being with someone who's glued to their phone. And other people I see glued to their phones don't really bother me because I don't know them and don't really care what they do. It's their time, they can spend it how they want.
Back to pet peeves, I've probably said this before, but people who walk slow drive me crazy. When you're in public walk with some purpose. Either get moving or get the fuck out of the way.
Believe me I was ranting in a sense of me being a server at places beforehand and it is some insane entitled bullshit,
, I use to work at a Sushi place in Atlanta it drove me bananas especially when rolling out the sushi boat,
It's a 4 tiered Asian boat with places for all the sushi to be a decorative piece, I have dropped one once because of flashes as I am somewhat sensitive to that shit. The look on their faces was kinda worth me pulling a Abbot and Costello and spilling the sushi boat.
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People who lack manners and basic common courtesy are the worst. I work with the public and try to greet and talk to everyone as if they're a friend. It irks me to no end when I greet someone with a "hello! How are you today?" and they look me in the eyes without saying a single word then continue browsing.
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
Are you that person who takes pictures of their shitty meals also tags #blesssed and other stupid shit?! Or some other fuckery?
I honestly don’t get it, what happened to enjoying the company of the person you are eating with?
Or is that too much of a concept?
I'm not that person. And I totally get your frustration with people being glued to their phones, I just don't share the same level of frustration.
There aren't too many people in my life that I spend time with, so I really don't run into that problem of being with someone who's glued to their phone. And other people I see glued to their phones don't really bother me because I don't know them and don't really care what they do. It's their time, they can spend it how they want.
Back to pet peeves, I've probably said this before, but people who walk slow drive me crazy. When you're in public walk with some purpose. Either get moving or get the fuck out of the way.
Believe me I was ranting in a sense of me being a server at places beforehand and it is some insane entitled bullshit,
, I use to work at a Sushi place in Atlanta it drove me bananas especially when rolling out the sushi boat,
It's a 4 tiered Asian boat with places for all the sushi to be a decorative piece, I have dropped one once because of flashes as I am somewhat sensitive to that shit. The look on their faces was kinda worth me pulling a Abbot and Costello and spilling the sushi boat.
I read an article the other day about how new restaurants are taking Instagram into consideration when design and decorating their physical space. People will come spend good money at a place that has cute floor tiles, fancy wall paper, murals and whatever other shit that looks cool so they can post it on the gram. It something I would never think about, but immediately I could think of a few local restaurants who have those almost dedicated Instagram backdrops. Crazy that that stuff drives customers in now. I just want good food.
The only thing that bothers me about these places is when the prices are high and the food is sub par. I appreciate atmosphere in certain places, but I don't like paying more to eat mediocre food in a nice looking space. Especially when I know a lot of little hole in the wall places with bomb food for cheap.
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People who lack manners and basic common courtesy are the worst. I work with the public and try to greet and talk to everyone as if they're a friend. It irks me to no end when I greet someone with a "hello! How are you today?" and they look me in the eyes without saying a single word then continue browsing.
Haha you're basically my pet peeve ;D Hate it when a waiter or some store keeper tries to strike up a conversation like they care what I say. I make sure to always be nice to people who are nice to me, which just makes it harder to get out of the situation
Whenever I get a waiter who just smiles, asks me what I want, brings me the food and then the check, I make sure to leave a nice tip
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People who lack manners and basic common courtesy are the worst. I work with the public and try to greet and talk to everyone as if they're a friend. It irks me to no end when I greet someone with a "hello! How are you today?" and they look me in the eyes without saying a single word then continue browsing.
Those ones are time travelers man..
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Instagram really has me fucked up. I kinda hate it but also I like some of the accounts I follow. I deleted my Facebook a long time ago but it kinda pisses me off that I don’t entirely feel like I can do the same with IG
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Instagram really has me fucked up. I kinda hate it but also I like some of the accounts I follow. I deleted my Facebook a long time ago but it kinda pisses me off that I don’t entirely feel like I can do the same with IG
You can do it ! I’ve been without it for most of the year and it’s so nice to get read all the hate & gossip . If I miss a show or something oh well .
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Instagram really has me fucked up. I kinda hate it but also I like some of the accounts I follow. I deleted my Facebook a long time ago but it kinda pisses me off that I don’t entirely feel like I can do the same with IG
Yeah I've gone almost 2 years without it. Got it again to follow skateboarding stuff, only check it here or there.
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People who lack manners and basic common courtesy are the worst. I work with the public and try to greet and talk to everyone as if they're a friend. It irks me to no end when I greet someone with a "hello! How are you today?" and they look me in the eyes without saying a single word then continue browsing.
Haha you're basically my pet peeve ;D Hate it when a waiter or some store keeper tries to strike up a conversation like they care what I say. I make sure to always be nice to people who are nice to me, which just makes it harder to get out of the situation
Whenever I get a waiter who just smiles, asks me what I want, brings me the food and then the check, I make sure to leave a nice tip
See I hear both of you guys and I agree it’s frustrating to speak to someone who doesn’t give a shit or wants to make idled chit chat.
I’ll see your rude inconsiderate people and raise you with the absolute worst type of person.
You know the type that display of being “friendly “ is whenever you are a couple bites in your food and asks you about the food with mouthful some fucktard makes an uncalled for comments.
For example you seemed hungry? or some other slick things that don’t at first come off as rude but they’ve got a subtext that seems tactless extremely judgmental.
My wife and I are big people not obese but winter weight has been holding on a lot longer then intended, so when I’m at a place spending mad money I don’t want to make idle chitchat. maybe questions pertaining to the people I’m ordering from but after I get my food fuck off.
Usually an indicator of enjoying a good meal is my plate is clear and let that speak for itself.
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those new dad shirts that say shit like she’s eating for two and im drinking for three .. those people are the worst
I got one that just said "Baby Daddy" as a baby shower gift. I've worn it a few times around the house when I didn't want to put a real shirt on, but I'd never go anywhere in it. It's currently in my donate pile but it might be more suited for the trash.
Pretty much any shirt with some kind of written statement on it is lame.
One of my most prized t-shirts is a bright orange one that just says “ORPHAN” on it. I found it when I was 14 and still have it 12 years later. It was funnier to wear when I was a teenager but its still kinda funny to wear as an adult(?).
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People who cry about safe spaces and slamming.
Shut the Fuck up and stand in the back then. Someone's going to pick you up if you fall down. There's venues that are so safe you can't bump into someone or the kick you out and keep your donation
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People who lack manners and basic common courtesy are the worst. I work with the public and try to greet and talk to everyone as if they're a friend. It irks me to no end when I greet someone with a "hello! How are you today?" and they look me in the eyes without saying a single word then continue browsing.
Haha you're basically my pet peeve ;D Hate it when a waiter or some store keeper tries to strike up a conversation like they care what I say. I make sure to always be nice to people who are nice to me, which just makes it harder to get out of the situation
Whenever I get a waiter who just smiles, asks me what I want, brings me the food and then the check, I make sure to leave a nice tip
I’ll see your rude inconsiderate people and raise you with the absolute worst type of person.
You know the type that display of being “friendly “ is whenever you are a couple bites in your food and asks you about the food with mouthful some fucktard makes an uncalled for comments.
For example you seemed hungry? or some other slick things that don’t at first come off as rude but they’ve got a subtext that seems tactless extremely judgmental.
My wife and I are big people not obese but winter weight has been holding on a lot longer then intended, so when I’m at a place spending mad money I don’t want to make idle chitchat. maybe questions pertaining to the people I’m ordering from but after I get my food fuck off.
Usually an indicator of enjoying a good meal is my plate is clear and let that speak for itself.
I get that entirely. I'm more so referring to when I greet a customer, then offer them help finding something only for them to stare blankly at me like they've never seen a 25 year old before.
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Ugh instagram sucks there I said it, it’s ruined so many things...
Yeah don’t get me started on dipshit fuckbags whom take pictures of their food.
Who fucking gives a shit?’ Fuck off!
nothing worse as I want to either bump into their table and dump their food mid picture oops!
Or just stand over it and lick my finger and put it in their food you going to eat that? Already got their food in my mouth this sucks spit it out.
Kinda like a 50’s bully.
I have waited countless tables and it sucked ass, complaining and entitled fuckery makes me see red.
funny you say that because you seem to have a lot to complain about. some people are lame and do lame things. someone wants to take a picture of their meal and your mind goes "I want to ruin this for them"? who's really the bigger dick head?
Are you that person who takes pictures of their shitty meals also tags #blesssed and other stupid shit?! Or some other fuckery?
I honestly don’t get it, what happened to enjoying the company of the person you are eating with?
Or is that too much of a concept?
I'm not that person. And I totally get your frustration with people being glued to their phones, I just don't share the same level of frustration.
There aren't too many people in my life that I spend time with, so I really don't run into that problem of being with someone who's glued to their phone. And other people I see glued to their phones don't really bother me because I don't know them and don't really care what they do. It's their time, they can spend it how they want.
Back to pet peeves, I've probably said this before, but people who walk slow drive me crazy. When you're in public walk with some purpose. Either get moving or get the fuck out of the way.
Believe me I was ranting in a sense of me being a server at places beforehand and it is some insane entitled bullshit,
, I use to work at a Sushi place in Atlanta it drove me bananas especially when rolling out the sushi boat,
It's a 4 tiered Asian boat with places for all the sushi to be a decorative piece, I have dropped one once because of flashes as I am somewhat sensitive to that shit. The look on their faces was kinda worth me pulling a Abbot and Costello and spilling the sushi boat.
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When you say over there on the left and they look right. Vice versa for right/left
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This idiot at my job checks a lot of boxes. Sits next to me: chewing gum open mouthed, raspy whistling, singing, asks me work questions all the time that have painfully simple and obvious answers, is kinda dumb and acts like a know it all, and has terrible taste.
She is real fuckin lame.
Thank you for your time.
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This idiot at my job checks a lot of boxes. Sits next to me: chewing gum open mouthed, raspy whistling, singing, asks me work questions all the time that have painfully simple and obvious answers, is kinda dumb and acts like a know it all, and has terrible taste.
She is real fuckin lame.
Thank you for your time.
You had me here, that open mouth obnoxious chew is super annoying
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Uber/Lyft drivers who think that traffic laws no longer apply to them because they're an Uber/Lyft driver now. Seems like 1 in 5 of all cars on the road are one of these vermin nowadays.
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I hate it when people bite down on a spoon and all you can hear is the sound of metal clanking against teeth. Makes me cringe every time.
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Uber/Lyft drivers who think that traffic laws no longer apply to them because they're an Uber/Lyft driver now. Seems like 1 in 5 of all cars on the road are one of these vermin nowadays.
The absolute worst ! I had a driver stop in front of me in the goddamn middle of crosswalk to pick someone up . I wanted to smashed his car . The Bay Area has been to get people carpooling then this Fuck head idea came along .
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This idiot at my job checks a lot of boxes. Sits next to me: chewing gum open mouthed, raspy whistling, singing, asks me work questions all the time that have painfully simple and obvious answers, is kinda dumb and acts like a know it all, and has terrible taste.
She is real fuckin lame.
Thank you for your time.
For the gum chewing thing, you should just look at her and say the following:
"Excuse me, can you do me a favor and shut the fuck up with that fucking gum?"
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I hate it when people bite down on a spoon and all you can hear is the sound of metal clanking against teeth. Makes me cringe every time.
This just made me shiver thinking about the sound/feeling of that
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Flakes I get it if I’ve made plans for something and life happens I’m cool with it.
Ummm what I’m not cool with is they ask Can you film a line? and I’ve got a few hours to spare.
Yet we agree on a time and spot for filming and your bitch ass isn’t there?
When texting hey wtf where are you? Either you ghost me (which is a bitch move btw) or procrastinating.
Either way I’m going to have fun by myself and no footage or completely cut you off.
My time is important and I’m not wasting it on kooks or flakes.
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People who pre-plan their free time like months ahead.
A lot of my friends, especially the ones in serious relationships have gone kind of overboard with this. No luck trying to get them to do something on the weekend unless you lock it up at least a month prior. Summer weekends are mostly booked by May.
I know I'm the one with the problem, but I just can't bring myself to plan what I'm gonna do on a saturday 3 months from now. Kind of takes away from the point of having free time in the first place
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People who pre-plan their free time like months ahead.
A lot of my friends, especially the ones in serious relationships have gone kind of overboard with this. No luck trying to get them to do something on the weekend unless you lock it up at least a month prior. Summer weekends are mostly booked by May.
I know I'm the one with the problem, but I just can't bring myself to plan what I'm gonna do on a saturday 3 months from now. Kind of takes away from the point of having free time in the first place
BOOM ! I’m right there with you . My buddy always wanted to plan what time we skated a week in advance. It’s like man just show up . It our feee day to have fun . My lady friend like to plan ahead . Pick me up in two weeks and 3pm to leave for vacation . I don’t want to think about two weeks from now . It’s funny when guys at work get offered overtime and they have to call their wife to see what’s planned for The Weeknd & if they can work . Back to to my friend who needed to plan his days off , i discussed it with him one time to get the facts straight and him & his wife were all yeah we need to have our weekends planned and noting left to chance . I said sorry man I just can’t live my weekends like that . I guess if we skate cool if not ok . I’m getting up when I want on my weekend .
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Taking a hint has recently been a pet peeve of mine. A guy in my department at college has been trying many times to ask my friend out on dates that she's said no to each time because she's not interested. He keeps trying to sit next to her and I've had to act like the big brother and sit next to her since he acts like a creep. He acts like he knows everything and explains things or offers help with things when no one asked. Everyone in our department knows about him and his tendencies and soon enough someone's going to snap at him, but I highly doubt it's going to make anything better.
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im such a fake fuck .. i think ive said “have a happy thanksgiving” a dozen times today with a stupid fucking grin on my face
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im such a fake fuck .. i think ive said “have a happy thanksgiving” a dozen times today with a stupid fucking grin on my face
I'm not playing "Merry Christmas" this year. It's Shalom season, baby.
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im such a fake fuck .. i think ive said “have a happy thanksgiving” a dozen times today with a stupid fucking grin on my face
How dare you! it’s indigenous people day . 🤦🏽♂️🤣
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im such a fake fuck .. i think ive said “have a happy thanksgiving” a dozen times today with a stupid fucking grin on my face
I'm not playing "Merry Christmas" this year. It's Shalom season, baby.
I work at a university and theres a building called Shalom college, each time i drive past it i turn to my co-worker without fail and shalom all up in his business
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totally random ass people that text you out of fucking nowhere to tell you happy thanksgiving .. dude we don’t talk ever no
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totally random ass people that text you out of fucking nowhere to tell you happy thanksgiving .. dude we don’t talk ever no
I use to have this person from high school that i never talked to text me "merry christmas" on christmas day each year, fucken unreal
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totally random ass people that text you out of fucking nowhere to tell you happy thanksgiving .. dude we don’t talk ever no
I use to have this person from high school that i never talked to text me "merry christmas" on christmas day each year, fucken unreal
They must think even fake ass pleasantries add points to some kind of actual, measurable, karma score card or something.
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Salvation Army right around this time of year they have some sad old fuck ringing a bell insistently basically panhandling for my change?! The audacity of some of these so called charities is fucking bullshit.
I'd rather put my actions to work and buy a family meal from Popeye's or KFC meal and throw in some beers for whomever is at the local homebum spot.
When they say god bless you no no no no no I did this and god has nothing to do with this as I actually give a shit.
Fake pleasantries and well wishes with prayers is just farting in the wind, you can keep your prayers and save them for someone who gives a shit.
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Salvation Army right around this time of year they have some sad old fuck ringing a bell insistently basically panhandling for my change?! The audacity of some of these so called charities is fucking bullshit.
I'd rather put my actions to work and buy a family meal from Popeye's or KFC meal and throw in some beers for whomever is at the local homebum spot.
When they say god bless you no no no no no I did this and god has nothing to do with this as I actually give a shit.
Fake pleasantries and well wishes with prayers is just farting in the wind, you can keep your prayers and save them for someone who gives a shit.
I do have to say even though I would
Never give them my money either and would rather buy a family a meal as well . On the new the other nite someone stole the red bowls with money and i thought that is some low level thievery. I hope they get punished severely by the lord !
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Salvation Army right around this time of year they have some sad old fuck ringing a bell insistently basically panhandling for my change?! The audacity of some of these so called charities is fucking bullshit.
I'd rather put my actions to work and buy a family meal from Popeye's or KFC meal and throw in some beers for whomever is at the local homebum spot.
When they say god bless you no no no no no I did this and god has nothing to do with this as I actually give a shit.
Fake pleasantries and well wishes with prayers is just farting in the wind, you can keep your prayers and save them for someone who gives a shit.
Never give them my money either and would rather buy a family a meal as well . On the new the other nite someone stole the red bowls with money and i thought that is some low level thievery. I hope they get punished severely by the lord !
haha damn yeah thats a different level of stealing', Santa is watching
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Salvation Army right around this time of year they have some sad old fuck ringing a bell insistently basically panhandling for my change?! The audacity of some of these so called charities is fucking bullshit.
I'd rather put my actions to work and buy a family meal from Popeye's or KFC meal and throw in some beers for whomever is at the local homebum spot.
When they say god bless you no no no no no I did this and god has nothing to do with this as I actually give a shit.
Fake pleasantries and well wishes with prayers is just farting in the wind, you can keep your prayers and save them for someone who gives a shit.
Never give them my money either and would rather buy a family a meal as well . On the new the other nite someone stole the red bowls with money and i thought that is some low level thievery. I hope they get punished severely by the lord !
haha damn yeah thats a different level of stealing', Santa is watching
I’m all for coming up, but thievery is fucked up.
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People who act like charity makes them good people. I donate a fair amount of money every week to foundations and charities and I don't walk around and act like Jesus owes me a dime. I did 2 $1 tickets for toys for tots and it made me feel good to help get a kid a good present, the GSA I was working with is doing a charity to get money for themselves...
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People who go out of their way to bum you out, even when you purposely change the subject somehow it leads back to the subject you were trying to be avoid/nice about.
I just had an interaction with a weird kooky kid reminded me of someone I know............ ::) I'd like to apologize to anyone for I know I can be a bit insufferable in my ramblings and funny kooky stories. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
This dude was a goddmaned wingnut I think....
he kept talking about random shit that made no sense completely saddening the mood by talking about everyone in his family died or has cancer and yet this dude is smoking a stogie?!
At on point he mentioned wanting to kill his dog which I was more then a bit peeved and was irate I told him that's fucked up you want to kill your dog!!
I'd change the subject oh so and so is getting hooked up yada yada man my dog sucks blah blah finally I had it and just left, I know most would just leave and avoid shit like this. I guess I feel like I could be a better listener to others but my fucks to give for someone who bums me out I feel exhausted.
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indy grab roll aways kill your self
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Fools not leaving feedback on ebay anymore. I know your address, expect a vindictive postcard in the next two years.
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Fools not leaving feedback on ebay anymore. I know your address, expect a vindictive postcard in the next two years.
Shits Lame . I bought records off Discogs and left the seller feedback and I haven’t gotten mine . It’s an annoying for sure
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you have to be a pretty shitty person to like imagine dragons . i don’t juge people on music tastes cuz we’re all guilty but that’s a special breed of bad
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you have to be a pretty shitty person to like imagine dragons . i don’t juge people on music tastes cuz we’re all guilty but that’s a special breed of bad
You can, for sure, judge people based on their taste in music.
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Salvation Army right around this time of year they have some sad old fuck ringing a bell insistently basically panhandling for my change?! The audacity of some of these so called charities is fucking bullshit.
I'd rather put my actions to work and buy a family meal from Popeye's or KFC meal and throw in some beers for whomever is at the local homebum spot.
When they say god bless you no no no no no I did this and god has nothing to do with this as I actually give a shit.
Fake pleasantries and well wishes with prayers is just farting in the wind, you can keep your prayers and save them for someone who gives a shit.
Same here. I work in a big city but rarely give money to panhandlers, b/c you never know what they are going to use it on and b/c I rarely have cash thanks to Venmo, CCs, etc. A few weeks a go a guy hit me up, looking pretty rough, outside CVS and said he needed diapers and laundry detergent.
I said, "Sorry, I don't have any cash." But was slick and said, "I'll just go in with you." I was like, "Just hurry up, and buy the cheap shit." He was stoked. I even bought him one of their shitty premade sandwiches. Can't knock the hustle.
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Please for the love of anything and everything turn your brights off when approaching another vehicle. It's not that difficult. My, and likely everyone's eyes, thank you in advance.
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My one day off for the week and I actually had time to skate and some lady decided to bring her 5yo to the park to ride one of those peddleless bikes. The kid could barely ride so it wasn't like she could go down any banks or anything so basically she could have took her to any open space and she decided on the skate park...plus she was on her cell the whole time.
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Please for the love of anything and everything turn your brights off when approaching another vehicle. It's not that difficult. My, and likely everyone's eyes, thank you in advance.
This fr, super dangerous and I bet it's a massive cause of accidents on the road
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Please for the love of anything and everything turn your brights off when approaching another vehicle. It's not that difficult. My, and likely everyone's eyes, thank you in advance.
This fr, super dangerous and I bet it's a massive cause of accidents on the road
Sometimes when it's snowing or raining heavily, you literally can't see anything but the lights. One time when this happened I couldn't see the road at all, instinctively drifted a bit too much to the right and almost hit some guy walking beside the road. Had I left my house 5 seconds earlier, that guy would be dead
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Please for the love of anything and everything turn your brights off when approaching another vehicle. It's not that difficult. My, and likely everyone's eyes, thank you in advance.
This fr, super dangerous and I bet it's a massive cause of accidents on the road
Sometimes when it's snowing or raining heavily, you literally can't see anything but the lights. One time when this happened I couldn't see the road at all, instinctively drifted a bit too much to the right and almost hit some guy walking beside the road. Had I left my house 5 seconds earlier, that guy would be dead
You can also control the angle of your lights, this is an option for when you have something heavy in the back and don't want your lights pointing too high, not so you can have them set at maximum so you can see more of the road at the expense of everyone else you self entitled turd. It's called dip for a reason.
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People posting “any functioning adult 2020” signs on their front lawns . Oh , you’re so fuckin funny . How about shut up and do something other then just pretend you are . God damn mouth breathers
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Please for the love of anything and everything turn your brights off when approaching another vehicle. It's not that difficult. My, and likely everyone's eyes, thank you in advance.
This fr, super dangerous and I bet it's a massive cause of accidents on the road
Sometimes when it's snowing or raining heavily, you literally can't see anything but the lights. One time when this happened I couldn't see the road at all, instinctively drifted a bit too much to the right and almost hit some guy walking beside the road. Had I left my house 5 seconds earlier, that guy would be dead
You can also control the angle of your lights, this is an option for when you have something heavy in the back and don't want your lights pointing too high, not so you can have them set at maximum so you can see more of the road at the expense of everyone else you self entitled turd. It's called dip for a reason.
Not sure if you're talking to me in your post, but I was talking about not seeing anything because the car coming at me kept their brights on
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
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When dudes or family verbally claim alpha a status but they continue to be inattentive, aggressive and ignorant. Both my grandpa and uncle say it and drop the ball heavy
Type of dudes that judge on eating fries with no ketchup or splitting oreos down the middle
Wack
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When dudes or family verbally claim alpha a status but they continue to be inattentive, aggressive and ignorant. Both my grandpa and uncle say it and drop the ball heavy
Type of dudes that judge on eating fries with no ketchup or splitting oreos down the middle
Wack
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They actually scoff at people that do those things
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lol to care that much about pointless things like a dude not putting ketchup on french fries
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lol to care that much about pointless things like a dude not putting ketchup on french fries
How about people you get bent when you put toilet paper roll on backwards ? People used to post that crap on ig . I’m to busy to let that petty shit bother me .
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Ketchup is garbage, and french fries are good. I don't see the problem.
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when fuckin chance buys a ping pong table and no one wants to fucking play shits so crummy
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there weren’t many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and didn’t say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isn’t with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20’s comes over and says “do you guys do jumps?” In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasn’t trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about “doing the rails” when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Don’t come talk me. I don’t know you, and I don’t care if you’ve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, don’t be a jackass.
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I finally understand what women have dealt with for years....people always wanting to talk to them. It has just been egotistical males...but in 2019....everyone wants to smile at you....
I'm always wondering.....'do I look famous?' 'Don't you have shit to do?' 'It's just a fucking elevator!'
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there weren’t many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and didn’t say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isn’t with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20’s comes over and says “do you guys do jumps?” In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasn’t trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about “doing the rails” when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Don’t come talk me. I don’t know you, and I don’t care if you’ve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, don’t be a jackass.
Kid seemed fine, sad his friendliness was met with someone older cool guying him. If you're also 10-12 I apologize because that's acceptable
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“Hallow axel”
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and it’s annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.
Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, I’m wearing Levi’s high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because I’m wearing vans old schools.
They didn’t notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.
Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. I’ve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. It’s Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
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What the fuck is up with people being wet blankets?! SERIOUSLY these wimpy victim mentality type of idiots can go get fucked.
If you are at the local and all you have to say is how cool you are or how equally pathetic your bragging and name dropping it's frankly pathetic.
I know you guys think I'm a goon I get it.... I didn't know 3 out of 10 Floridians have this why is me excuses?!
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and it’s annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.
Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, I’m wearing Levi’s high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because I’m wearing vans old schools.
They didn’t notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.
Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. I’ve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. It’s Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
ah fuck that guy and all of those people.
I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.
jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and it’s annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.
Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, I’m wearing Levi’s high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because I’m wearing vans old schools.
They didn’t notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.
Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. I’ve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. It’s Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
ah fuck that guy and all of those people.
I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.
jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha
You are so right about the white stripe. So I found super casual dress shoes with a white stripe that look almost like skate shoes.
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Someone at my work is a fucking dress code narc and it’s annoying as fuck. Today we can wear jeans. All the girls wear t shirts and half the office wears tennis shoes.
Today I came in half an hour late without letting anyone know, I’m wearing Levi’s high waters, a Volcom long sleeve t shirt and I get called into a supervisors office because I’m wearing vans old schools.
They didn’t notice or say anything about me showing up late as fuck, or wearing street clothes, but the vans got them. Even though someone is walking around in elf slippers today.
Fuck them. I told them I had my dress shoes in my car. I drove home actually to get them because I love so close. I’ve taken like 3 25 minute breaks today. It’s Christmas fucking eve. These assholes need to lighten up. I hope one of my two job prospects works out because I hate office people.
ah fuck that guy and all of those people.
I have a similar woman at my work, its cool for her and her pals to wear their cross fit shoes to work. but the white stripe around my skate shoes are a reportable violation? fuck off.
jobsworth assholes make the world a shittier place, Jokes on her though cos I just got promoted, now im her supervisor haha
haha thats awesome! wold gnar you if I could
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people that like my texts
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people that like my texts
Ah, the soft ghost
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there weren’t many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and didn’t say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isn’t with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20’s comes over and says “do you guys do jumps?” In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasn’t trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about “doing the rails” when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Don’t come talk me. I don’t know you, and I don’t care if you’ve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, don’t be a jackass.
Wow you sound like the biggest kook ever
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The one person that has to ham it up by adding “and many morrrrrre!” to the end at the end of the birthday song.
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can we just stop with that song now
im the guy that doesn’t sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
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people who get upset when you didn’t partake in plans you never agreed to in the first place
fuck out of here with that shit
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can we just stop with that song now
im the guy that doesn’t sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.
Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.
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im the guy that doesn’t sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.
Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.
say i sware to god i don’t rap along when im alone then
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im the guy that doesn’t sing at all during happy birthday and then my bad vibes set in and more people pipe down until eventually it gets to the end and with like an awkward happy birthday to youuuuu
I sing for nobody. I don't even sing in my car by myself.
Also, anyone who says some lame shit like "happy day of birth" instead of just "happy birthday" can go to hell.
say i sware to god i don’t rap along when im alone then
I used to. Back when I was a pizza delivery guy from like age 19-22, I definitely rapped along like it was my own song. That was back when I thought I was cool but I've learned better. I know all the words to all the best Master P hits, but I'm a white kid who grew up on a cul-de-sac. It's better if I keep my mouth shut.
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Snitching
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i don’t like the confidence people get wearing workout clothes . hands on the hips type stuff
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People who take every thing they do seriously. Like loosen up a bit.
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Cops.
I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.
Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.
Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.
Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.
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Cops.
I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.
Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.
Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.
Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.
What about the cops you never meet? The ones who see you skating, speeding a bit, going through a half red light and figure you're fine and leave you be? I always trip on that, there's got to cops who fit that description and you'd only see them if someone broke into your house or something. I wonder.
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Cops.
I haven't been fucked with in this town since like 2007.
Well im fucking 41 and im going back to war.
Skating in the streets is LEGAL here. I broke no laws. The person had no right to complain and the cops had to right to stop me.
Im going to skate and film that shit every fucking day.
What about the cops you never meet? The ones who see you skating, speeding a bit, going through a half red light and figure you're fine and leave you be? I always trip on that, there's got to cops who fit that description and you'd only see them if someone broke into your house or something. I wonder.
a fucking cop told his fucking snitch put my 20 yro brother Bryan to sleep with methadone wafers and say i gave them to him xmas 2006. I didn't see him Xmas 06 and i never had a script for wafers.
Fuck all cops.
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The entire fucking system is guilty by association.
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People who don't text first and then act like no one talks to them. Just happened to me recently my "friend" never texts me first and wonders why I don't talk to him.
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Got a new one I thought couldn't even exist:
People who leave their dishcloth in the bottom of the sink. Wet. Like who does that? Well my lovely special lady. How hard is it pick it up and squeeze all the water out and leave it to dry somewhere else???
People who don't text first and then act like no one talks to them. Just happened to me recently my "friend" never texts me first and wonders why I don't talk to him.
Been here too.. And some how it's your fault for not keeping in touch...
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When people wake me to see if im still alive because I sleep with my mouth wide open.
Hello got off dope in 02.
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Strangers trying to engage in small talk with me. It's probably been mentioned in this thread but this is my real #1. If I smile and nod but am not feeding into your inquisitions about the fucking weather, please, look down at your phone and pretend we're not standing next to each other like a normal person.
I went snowboarding last Friday and I had 2 situations like this. The first one was when my buddy and I were getting on the chairlift. This in the Midwest so there weren’t many people there as there were only 5 runs open. There were no lift lines so every group was taking their own chair up. My buddy and I are just about to get on when this 10-12yr old kid comes out of nowhere and gets on in between us. I hate kids, but I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and didn’t say anything. If he keeps his mouth shut, we are ok. Nope. This little fucker starts interrogating me like I just murdered his dad. Who conveniently isn’t with him (he was in the bar probably drinking to forgot about the little shit stain out on the slopes). I just stared straight ahead and ignored him. But he just kept on talking. We get off the lift and are talking about how annoying people are, when this guy in his 20’s comes over and says “do you guys do jumps?” In a real sarcastic, stupid fucking tone. He wasn’t trying to make friends or be sociable, he was just being a dumbass. He said something about “doing the rails” when I rode off. What the fuck is wrong people?!?! Don’t come talk me. I don’t know you, and I don’t care if you’ve hit the double black diamond today. Just shut the fuck up, talk to your group of people, and if you do decide to talk to strangers, don’t be a jackass.
Wow you sound like the biggest kook ever
Ever?
Ever?
You're an idiot.
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People who try to chat with me at the gym. I'm not always in a good mood/barely awake. If I go to a bar or a coffee shop, it's because I am in a decent mood.
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
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people that light lighters with their index finger
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people that light lighters with their index finger
Do people really do that?
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When you do a favor for someone and instead of just a simple "thank you" they feel the need to add some kind of "I owe you a _____". Could be a coffee, a beer, lunch, whatever, but whatever it is, they're probably not actually going to come through with it.
If I do someone a favor, it's because I like them, not because I want something in return. I never feel like I'm owed anything. A sincere "thank you" is perfectly acceptable and pretending like you're going to treat someone to something doesn't make the "thank you" any grander of a gesture.
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people that say that are usually the ones that feel like they are owed when they do someone else a favor .. jb is also one of my favorite posters because you’re so damn relatable
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Disorganized coworkers and coworkers who say they want more responsibility but won't do the groundwork.
I'm in the middle of planning a massive event. A coworker wanted to learn how to do the work I do, so our boss said, "Anon, support her doing this event and let her be the face of everything". 2 months ago, this seemed like a great idea.
Fast forward to now, 3 weeks away from the event, it's looking like a massive mistake. She has had several breakdowns and said "I can't do this", I've had to pretty much start from scratch to undo everything she's done and now the client is pissed at our entire team. If this were the first time this happened, cool, but it's really starting to wear me down.
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
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people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
That's my dad you're talking 'bout there buddy!
My pet peeves are people who don't keep it real at work. The majority of the people at my workplace power trip on the public we work for, and the rest play politics and power trip on each other. Luckily I always get compliments from my customers for not being a prick apparently I have a reputation for being very chill and easy to talk to. The only people I have problems with are the managers because they are actually doing a bunch of shady shit to us and I call it out and get everyone fired up about it. It's kinda cool but then it holds me back a little.
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People who dont watch their dogs. I pulled a persons dog off of another dog and their owner because they were too caught up reading a novel. I waited for over 60 seconds for this person but it was escalating rapidly and the dog/owner was backed into a corner. The dog bit me and punctured my hand but thats to be expected since I had to grab it and probably scared the shit out of it.
Just watch your fucking dog at the park, especially when it has a history of aggression. Save the reading and shit for when your at home.
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People who always call you “boss”. I know 95% of the time you’re being a patronizing bastard, fuck off
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
Had a phone with a busted screen for a few months back in high school. Whenever I'd get a text, all I could do was to call back and ask them to repeat what they sent me. This was before smart phones, so calling was a bit more acceptable, but still pissed people off haha ;D
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stop driving around with your high beams on because you're too cheap to fix that burned out low beam, fuckin fuckers
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stop driving around with your high beams on because you're too cheap to fix that burned out low beam, fuckin fuckers
I was going to post about this a couple of times but opted not to because I feel like all I do is complain about things related to driving, but this is so annoying. On par with people who drive around with their high beams on in broad daylight; do they not take a second to look at their dash before they start driving around?
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.
Please dont fuck around with your phone while driving.
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People who act super smart but can't even get the facts right.
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people who cut you off while you're talking. especially at work and they immediately respond with "so that's what i was saying.." and keep talking
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People who always call you “boss”. I know 95% of the time you’re being a patronizing bastard, fuck off
Dude I hate that. Me and my girlfriend always laugh if someone says that. It's goofy as hell.
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People who always call you “boss”. I know 95% of the time you’re being a patronizing bastard, fuck off
so condescending. Such bullshit
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People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. I’m in San Diego so there’s a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if it’s after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.
Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
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I've lost a bunch of weight recently, It's neat when my family compliments me on my progress whenever we meet up, but now that it's become how they always greet me at meet ups it has gotten repetitive and a bit annoying.
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People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. I’m in San Diego so there’s a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if it’s after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.
Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
Thank you for being the arbiter of what people are allowed to enjoy or not enjoy with their own mouths.
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People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. I’m in San Diego so there’s a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if it’s after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.
Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
you sound young. i didnt like beer when i was 13 either.
Scotch is a drink you dont appreciate till your pallette is a lot older (or at least it is in my experience)
stick with jack n coke's till your bush fully develops son, youll be alright
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People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. I’m in San Diego so there’s a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if it’s after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.
Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
Yea you haven't been on this earth very long have you? Maybe after your balls drop your taste buds will grow up a bit too. Stick with boones farm till then young man. Godspeed.
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People that pretend to really like the taste of certain beers and beer snobs in general. I’m in San Diego so there’s a shit ton of them. Only time beer tastes good is if it’s after a long skate sesh and I want something cold, any other time I just tolerate it cause it gets me buzzed.
Even bothers me more if people do it with hard liquor, no you do not like the taste of scotch, fuck off.
you sound young. i didnt like beer when i was 13 either.
Scotch is a drink you dont appreciate till your pallette is a lot older (or at least it is in my experience)
stick with jack n coke's till your bush fully develops son, youll be alright
Single malt Scotch is sipped in small portions hence why you see it not being chugged like water or on ice.
Beer to me is like a dank soda you can crush cheap beer and get buzzed Olympia or Rainier Ale or Busch Natural Ice.
Microbrews and other fancy IPA's are meant to be drank 1 or 2 not a case because it tastes fucking disgusting after a shitload.
I think with different liquors and beers cheap you can chug but decent to quality booze you sip or it's a waste of money and booze.
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.
Please dont fuck around with your phone while driving.
I was driving to LA Thursday and almost got rear-ended by, coincidentally, one of the higher-ups at my company. I look in my rear view mirror, she's continually slamming on the brakes inches behind me and laughing hysterically each time, followed by looking back down at her phone. Brand new Mercedes and has to hold the phone in her hand on speakerphone.
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people who repy to a text by calling.
people who call if you dont message back right away.
people who call.
I'm guilty of this if time is of the essence. For example if I'm already out/ driving and they want to hang. Saves time to just call them to give them the details of what's going on.
Please dont fuck around with your phone while driving.
I was driving to LA Thursday and almost got rear-ended by, coincidentally, one of the higher-ups at my company. I look in my rear view mirror, she's continually slamming on the brakes inches behind me and laughing hysterically each time, followed by looking back down at her phone. Brand new Mercedes and has to hold the phone in her hand on speakerphone.
I've had two of my cars get totaled from people rear-ending me, so I pay close attention to my rearview mirror, especially if I have to brake hard. Not that long ago I was in stop-and-go traffic on the freeway and I'm watching the girl behind me staring at her phone while getting dangerously close and not slowing down. I saw her look up and mouth the words "OH SHIT!" while she slammed on the brakes and stopped just inches away from my bumper.
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if i order a salad and the vegetables are so big that i have to cut them with a knife.
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i feel like that only happens at shitty restaurants so that’s on you
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if i order a salad and the vegetables are so big that i have to cut them with a knife.
Hahaha its even worse when it's hibachi at a Japanese restaurant and there are no knives on the table. I feel like this could be an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
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i feel like that only happens at shitty restaurants so that’s on you
Oh it's definitely on me, but I'm still going to complain because I'm an American.
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People that always take it out on whoever they’re talking to when they’re in a bad mood
If you call them out on it they get offended like “I’m not mad at YOU”, well you’re talking to ME and you’re being an asshole. I’m not saying you should always fake positivity just to make others comfortable, and if something serious is bothering you it’s understandable, but if you’re just grumpy for no real reason, deal with it like an adult and don’t make others feel like shit
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I'm pretty annoyed with the whole anti-science crowd. Any serious mention of astrology, natural healing, flat earth, etc. garbage sends me to the moon. I remember being a kid and realizing adults were dumb, but I didn't expect my generation to be just as dumb as the previous generation of adults.
I went on a date with a hipster a little while ago and she noted that she had studied astrology for years. I tried to play along, but the whole thing was just absurd.
I was bullshitting with some random woman in the coffee shop the other day and she started in on how she didn't trust "Western medicine" and was now going to a natural healer. I didn't even know what to say to her. I just kind of froze.
A year ago, some adult man at the cafe went in on how the world was flat. For serious, he thought he was "woke" because he now knew the "truth." I asked him why anyone would lie about the world being round and he said, "To take away our religion." I looked at him and said, "You're Catholic. The Catholic Church has no qualms with the sun being the center of our solar system and the world being round," but my comment fell on def ears and he started in on some "experiment" he saw on Youtube.
How do we have free K-12 education but so many people believe the absolute dumbest shit? How has critical thinking become a code word for arrogantly believing in pre-Enlightenment nonsense?
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Attention seekers.
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Drive thru ATM users who, after they have completed their transaction, continue to sit at the ATM to put away all of their cash/card/receipt or what have you. Put that stuff aside and pull away from the ATM to a parking spot (especially if it’s after hours at the bank) and then do with those things what you will. Especially if there is a line formed. A lil common courtesy.
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People who think their FEELINGS either trump facts, or are facts.
Bring up actual facts and their argument changes.
Also, family lol
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People that always take it out on whoever they’re talking to when they’re in a bad mood
If you call them out on it they get offended like “I’m not mad at YOU”, well you’re talking to ME and you’re being an asshole. I’m not saying you should always fake positivity just to make others comfortable, and if something serious is bothering you it’s understandable, but if you’re just grumpy for no real reason, deal with it like an adult and don’t make others feel like shit
Well said my man, i know plenty of people like this, im sure i use to be like this but have made an effort to improve these things
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People bad at giving driving directions.
Type 1: says they know where they're going but really don't. "Trust me I used to go there all the time I'll figure it out once we get on the road". Or we could just put that shit in your phone in 20 seconds.
Type 2: gives directions way to late. "Take this exit" while you're in the far left lane, or "oh shit i forgot you were supposed to turn left back there"
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I'm pretty annoyed with the whole anti-science crowd. Any serious mention of astrology, natural healing, flat earth, etc. garbage sends me to the moon. I remember being a kid and realizing adults were dumb, but I didn't expect my generation to be just as dumb as the previous generation of adults.
I went on a date with a hipster a little while ago and she noted that she had studied astrology for years. I tried to play along, but the whole thing was just absurd.
I was bullshitting with some random woman in the coffee shop the other day and she started in on how she didn't trust "Western medicine" and was now going to a natural healer. I didn't even know what to say to her. I just kind of froze.
A year ago, some adult man at the cafe went in on how the world was flat. For serious, he thought he was "woke" because he now knew the "truth." I asked him why anyone would lie about the world being round and he said, "To take away our religion." I looked at him and said, "You're Catholic. The Catholic Church has no qualms with the sun being the center of our solar system and the world being round," but my comment fell on def ears and he started in on some "experiment" he saw on Youtube.
How do we have free K-12 education but so many people believe the absolute dumbest shit? How has critical thinking become a code word for arrogantly believing in pre-Enlightenment nonsense?
Stupidity is never blind or mute and thats a fucking tragedy.
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I'm pretty annoyed with the whole anti-science crowd. Any serious mention of astrology, natural healing, flat earth, etc. garbage sends me to the moon. I remember being a kid and realizing adults were dumb, but I didn't expect my generation to be just as dumb as the previous generation of adults.
I went on a date with a hipster a little while ago and she noted that she had studied astrology for years. I tried to play along, but the whole thing was just absurd.
I was bullshitting with some random woman in the coffee shop the other day and she started in on how she didn't trust "Western medicine" and was now going to a natural healer. I didn't even know what to say to her. I just kind of froze.
A year ago, some adult man at the cafe went in on how the world was flat. For serious, he thought he was "woke" because he now knew the "truth." I asked him why anyone would lie about the world being round and he said, "To take away our religion." I looked at him and said, "You're Catholic. The Catholic Church has no qualms with the sun being the center of our solar system and the world being round," but my comment fell on def ears and he started in on some "experiment" he saw on Youtube.
How do we have free K-12 education but so many people believe the absolute dumbest shit? How has critical thinking become a code word for arrogantly believing in pre-Enlightenment nonsense?
Stupidity is never blind or mute and thats a fucking tragedy.
Everything said here is what keeps me up at night.
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people who misuse their windshield wipers
NOTHING WORSE than high speed wipers on a dry windshield.. or barely a drizzle... cmon folks.
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people who misuse their windshield wipers
NOTHING WORSE than high speed wipers on a dry windshield.. or barely a drizzle... cmon folks.
I got a James Bond windshield wiper technique I’m sure some people have learned. If someone is tailgating you and being an asshole. Use the wipers so that it sprays the water on your windshield. A lot of that shit doesn’t hit the windshield and goes with the airflow landing on the person’s windshield behind you. It’s pretty awesome and has worked every time. But I hit something in my car a while back and the fluid thing is fucked so I can’t do it anymore. It’s especially effective on nice cars. They slow down and change lanes so they don’t get their precious car dirty.
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NOTHING WORSE than high speed wipers on a dry windshield.. or barely a drizzle... cmon folks.
Does this really work? I’m definitely going to try this
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on some cars you can just twist the nozzle for the wiper juice to point at, for example, off to the right side of the car, so you can squirt pedestrians who may happen to be your mortal foes
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Yeah spraying the car behind you can be clutch.
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Slap message board user authentic_creed_bratton. That guy sucks
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people who misuse their windshield wipers
NOTHING WORSE than high speed wipers on a dry windshield.. or barely a drizzle... cmon folks.
Absolutely. This drives me insane, I wish it wouldn't. Also, people who can't properly place the registration stickers on their plates. Like, they have the month and year stickers reversed or they're on the top when they should be on the bottom. These people are basically advertising to the world that they're morons, incapable of following basic instruction.
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wet weather drivers. I swear the minute a drop of rain comes from the sky everybody forgets how to drive
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wet weather drivers. I swear the minute a drop of rain comes from the sky everybody forgets how to drive
its true. Even the normal commuters day to day same drive every day.. little rain and boom
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Fuckin kids these days who can’t listen to a song all the way through >:(
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I'm pretty annoyed with the whole anti-science crowd. Any serious mention of astrology, natural healing, flat earth, etc. garbage sends me to the moon. I remember being a kid and realizing adults were dumb, but I didn't expect my generation to be just as dumb as the previous generation of adults.
I went on a date with a hipster a little while ago and she noted that she had studied astrology for years. I tried to play along, but the whole thing was just absurd.
I was bullshitting with some random woman in the coffee shop the other day and she started in on how she didn't trust "Western medicine" and was now going to a natural healer. I didn't even know what to say to her. I just kind of froze.
A year ago, some adult man at the cafe went in on how the world was flat. For serious, he thought he was "woke" because he now knew the "truth." I asked him why anyone would lie about the world being round and he said, "To take away our religion." I looked at him and said, "You're Catholic. The Catholic Church has no qualms with the sun being the center of our solar system and the world being round," but my comment fell on def ears and he started in on some "experiment" he saw on Youtube.
How do we have free K-12 education but so many people believe the absolute dumbest shit? How has critical thinking become a code word for arrogantly believing in pre-Enlightenment nonsense?
Stupidity is never blind or mute and that's a fucking tragedy.
Sigh stupidity and ignorance is taught from parents who believe garbage conspiracies. no you're not special and no you aren't woke or aware by your new found revelations. I'm not for internet bullying but jesus christ use that walnut sized turd you call a brain.
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People who use the clown emoji in an argument. Like that doesn't justify your post or argument, it just makes you look like you can't think of a decent answer.
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but it’s just corny. I know you’re just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesn’t make it cute or relatable
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but it’s just corny. I know you’re just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesn’t make it cute or relatable
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Stupid thing to be peeved about but I'm really over this dudes soap commercials taking over my youtube.
I agree. I hate this lame post-Tim & Eric lite humor that pervades a lot of ads these days. It wants to be subversive so bad but it’s just corny. I know you’re just trying to sell me shit like everyone else, your quirkiness doesn’t make it cute or relatable
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I hate when people wear jerseys to sporting events for teams that are not playing in said sporting event. Ex. wearing a Ravens jersey to a 49ers v. Packers game.
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Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.
I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!
It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?
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People who act like their the only one with problems.
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I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says “I noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?”
In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
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I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says “I noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?”
In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
Depending on how close you were with your coworker I’d give a silent up and down look of disappointment mind your business.
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I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says “I noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?”
In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
Damn, even my office mate who I'm very close to and have been in the same office with for three years doesn't pull this on me. Sucks. Hope you're able to teach her some personal space/boundaries.
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We're not close at all. A lot of issues I (my entire team) has with her is being extremely insecure and it affecting the entire team.
Typically all of these weird interactions take place in person while traveling together for work. The good news is COVID-19 is my ticket to staying on the west coast and hers to stay on the east for the time being.
PS: Thanks Pals. I can't talk to my coworkers about this and my wife is Puerto Rican so her response is "OH REALLLYYY?????"
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People BBQIng without a permit really gets under my skin and anyone allergic to cats should die
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When I'm taking a shit and the shit hits the water so hard that splash back water hits my ass.
When I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and the automatic flusher goes off while I'm still shitting, resulting in a violent water cycle in the toilet and toilet water hitting my ass.
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I have a coworker who looks at my phone every single time a notification pops up. One day, we were stuck together for 10+ hours and she says “I noticed the boss and his assistant messaged you. What did they say?”
In my head I was like, bitch, know your boundaries.
Damn, even my office mate who I'm very close to and have been in the same office with for three years doesn't pull this on me. Sucks. Hope you're able to teach her some personal space/boundaries.
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When I'm taking a shit and the shit hits the water so hard that splash back water hits my ass.
When I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and the automatic flusher goes off while I'm still shitting, resulting in a violent water cycle in the toilet and toilet water hitting my ass.
Fully agree and auto flush toilets are straight garbage.
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Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....
Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....
'I SAID I was sorry!'
The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...
Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....
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The sound of people whispering. Can’t stand the horrible sound of it. And most of the time when people do the volume isn’t any lower than just talking softly, so what’s the fucking point
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The sound of people whispering. Can’t stand the horrible sound of it. And most of the time when people do the volume isn’t any lower than just talking softly, so what’s the fucking point
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNe5-ebhwZA
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^ Dude ASMR is torture to me, people whispering, drinking/chewing loudly, any unnecessary noises with their mouth. Now keep in mind I’m a reasonable person so I don’t flip out on people just because I have a problem though.
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Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....
Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....
'I SAID I was sorry!'
The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...
Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....
There's an episode of Curb where LD discusses how far away someone has to be to not hold the door for them. I think about it almost every day when I walk into work and someone is too far behind me to hold the door for them haha.
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Maybe I abp'd this but I hate when you get in shit for not acknowledging someone's apology for something dumb....
Like I was walking down the sidewalk and some dude on his phone runs into me. Idiot move, but I kinda don't care and just keep walking.....
'I SAID I was sorry!'
The other one is when people open the door or keep trying to let you go first unnecessarily....like you're 6 strides behind someone and they are holding the door for you.....waiting......waiting...
Thanks...I thought chivalry was dead.....
There's an episode of Curb where LD discusses how far away someone has to be to not hold the door for them. I think about it almost every day when I walk into work and someone is too far behind me to hold the door for them haha.
You’re right behind them or two steps behind them go for it, anymore I’m not going to hold it open I could give a fuck less with this whole coronavirus I’m actively avoiding touching shit anyone else has touched. Open the door? I’m swerving to enter and possibly holding it open with my foot or my ass, no more no less.
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Dudes wearing flexfits with their ears tucked in.
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Dudes wearing flexfits with their ears tucked in.
Holy Shit this.....
I want to flick their ears so bad!!!!
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People still repeating wash your hands in any form.
We know.
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Sweaty pits
On yourself or others?
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Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.
I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!
It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?
I'm the same way after prison. Never had anything terrible happen to me but I was in several fights in there before going upstate. I am very blunt now about contact/proximity and how I don't like it. Another thing that changed from prison is fighting. I'm either going to walk up and immediately fight someone if I have an issue or I'm walking away from it completely. Posturing has gone completely out the door and if someone puffs out there chest and pushes me I just react now. Before it was this, oh hit me or I'll hit you but there will be shit talking or whatever. I actually loved that aspect of state prison too. Hyper violent where I was at times but fuck is it nice to not have some cunt talk shit and posture for minutes or days until either person works themselves up. I like that a lot. I guess then, at least in regards to fighting, posturing is a huge pet peeve of mine. I used to be such a little cunty shit talker until I got into real prison fights and I hate shit talking now. I'd honestly rather have someone sneak me.
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Over the shoulder reading or observation, nothing drives me batshit and in to instant rage then someone watching over your shoulder and making comments.
I guess it's the time in prison that makes me feel extremely uncomfortable, If ever in a situation I state very clearly stand beside me and lean in if you're that curious but not behind my back!
It reminds me of walking behind some frat bro or Chad and instead of gently guiding someone by their waist or shoulders it's met with hand over the back of the neck?! which also makes me irritated beyond believe, do you like being submissive or told where to go?
I'm the same way after prison. Never had anything terrible happen to me but I was in several fights in there before going upstate. I am very blunt now about contact/proximity and how I don't like it. Another thing that changed from prison is fighting. I'm either going to walk up and immediately fight someone if I have an issue or I'm walking away from it completely. Posturing has gone completely out the door and if someone puffs out there chest and pushes me I just react now. Before it was this, oh hit me or I'll hit you but there will be shit talking or whatever. I actually loved that aspect of state prison too. Hyper violent where I was at times but fuck is it nice to not have some cunt talk shit and posture for minutes or days until either person works themselves up. I like that a lot. I guess then, at least in regards to fighting, posturing is a huge pet peeve of mine. I used to be such a little cunty shit talker until I got into real prison fights and I hate shit talking now. I'd honestly rather have someone sneak me.
Posturing is such bs I hate it so much, anytime I go to the corner store and see a bunch of goons outside talking shit acting hard. no dude I'm not buying shit from you. (you must think I'm a sucker) I don't want your garbage and secondly just cause you hate whitey I'm not a punk and won't be intimidated by anyone just because of their looks.
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I have a million/ could write a book on just driving ones alone, but... people not taking the pandemic seriously. People are dying/ sick/ out of work/ future uncertain. I get it, people have to live their lives, but a little common sense, respect and dignity go a long way. Be smart be safe, be kind. I know that’s a lot to ask of some people, but this is a bit more serious than some are taking it. Be safe pals!
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“agree to disagree” .. ok
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“agree to disagree” .. ok
“same difference”
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“agree to disagree” .. ok
“same difference”
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Some things are matters of taste and preference so they can be debated. Some questions have no correct answer some have multiple correct answers. A lot of things are interchangeable.
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Even after getting over some major OCD growing up I still get really bothered by
- Half open doors, either open that shit or fuckin close it
- Half open drawers, same fuckin thing, just commit either have it opened or closed
- unrelated to the OCD, but people who look at their fuckin phones while Im talking to them, new policy is that I just walk away if someone so much as touches their phone while Im having a conversation with them, fuck you if you cant focus for 10 seconds.
Not much more than that now fortunately. A lot of shit used to annoy me but I just dont give a fuck now.
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TLDR: I'm about to complain about my wife talking over a TV show
If I'm watching a TV show or movie with plantains, my Caribbean wife will 100% start talking about how much better they are in PR than CA. It could be a movie about cocaine smuggling, prostitutes, the mafia or super heroes, doesn't matter. If a single reference to Caribbean food pops up, she has an opinion about it. I normally think it's cute and/or hilarious that she gets so wound up talking about food from back home... but I almost lost it today.
I put on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations". I love Bourdain and almost anything he's written or been in is gold. The episode for the Dominican Republic comes on. He's knee deep in a story about how one of their presidents in the 60's is overthrown and they happen to be eating at a restaurant while telling it. Literally, at the moment they start getting into the good bits, she starts shouting over the TV, verbatim, "THE WAY THE COOK THE PLANTAINS - LOOK AT THEM! AND THE SALAMI?? DIOS MIO, NO NO NO...".
We never fight about anything. Before anything hits any kind of escalation, we are really good about communicating that something is annoying and we respect each other enough to not get annoyed by the small nuances or personality flubs. However.... talking over my boy Bourdain... in FUCKING WEEK 9 OF SELF ISOLATION... you are asking for a goddamn divorce
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When people leave the light or television on in a room they’re not in
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People who take things without asking.
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People who take things without asking.
This is annoying enough on it's own, but it's even worse when they neglect to take care of your belongings afterwards.
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People who take things without asking.
This is annoying enough on it's own, but it's even worse when they neglect to take care of your belongings afterwards.
My sister does this a lot. Same with my mom.
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Flakey people. I don't mind if you're late but at least show up.
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found out theres a pricetag on showing you care, apparently i didnt spend enough on a mothers day present...well thats what was chirped into my mothers ear by some manipulative cunts. pet peeve - people that have no fucken life so need to spark drama anywhere they can.
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Flakey people. I don't mind if you're late but at least show up.
Especially around backpacking/camping season.
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Try getting stood up when you've put 4 hours into hair, nails, makeup, making sure you are clean and hairless, etc
Probably the worst feeling in the world
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Try getting stood up when you've put 4 hours into hair, nails, makeup, making sure you are clean and hairless, etc
Probably the worst feeling in the world
Bata I'd do all those things with you ;) :-[
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please don't give me attention i thrive off it, best to ignore posters like me and let them fade away into obscurity
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I have Misophonia which is triggered heavily by liquid pouring sounds (coffee, beer) in either commercials or radio advertisements. It makes me irrationally irritated and angry.
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please don't give me attention i thrive off it, best to ignore posters like me and let them fade away into obscurity
Sounding kinda trolly
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people that pronounce washing with an r
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hey my dead racist grandmother said it that way and shed be super offended by that if she was not dead also she was pretty racist
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Sometimes I just re wash stuff if I haven’t put it away.
Edit: I meant warsh
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people that pronounce washing with an r
Kin-dee-garden
Purdy( as in “I’m purdy shur it ain’t herpes, Clarence.”
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People who wear headphones while crossing the road or around people ( extremely disrespectful)
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I’ve recently found it increasingly difficult to compliment someone who just deflects it right back into negativity. What’s the fucking point then. I understand it’s not up to me to expect an ideal response but I’ll just go fuck myself.
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People who wear headphones while crossing the road or around people ( extremely disrespectful)
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Why would anyone take their headphones out while crossing a road? As long as they are actively looking both ways and aware of the surroundings I would not bother popping out my headphones every road I cross...I also don't have music blaring that loud that I couldn't hear anything else though
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That ONE fucking bolt that is always just barely more sunken into the deck than all the rest of em.
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people who can’t be punctual if their fucking livelihood depended on it
it’s not difficult
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Crummy pivot cups.
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That ONE fucking bolt that is always just barely more sunken into the deck than all the rest of em.
Oh god damn this drives me bananas I've found the X tightening helps along with tightening near the baseplate versus the top part of the deck also whenever I grip a deck punch the holes tighten them down and that little bit of grip that bunches up take a razor and either cut it out or step on it till it gets flush. I'm not OCD by any means of the term but this particular scenario fucking sucks ass.
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People that yawn loudly do my head in
Reminds me of a moose
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Or when you get food in a container that's way too full, and you can't stir it without spilling.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
Straight up- specifically in the morning before I've had my coffee I tend to whisper some pretty vile shit to people under my breathe ;D
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
even worst
people not walking DOWN the escalator
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Stepping in anything wet while wearing my skate shoes
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Stepping in anything wet while wearing my skate shoes
dude in the last year ive stepped in dog shit while skating probably 5 times.
at my fucking wits end with people that dont pick up their dog dook
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ants digging in the dirt what is so goddamn cool down there
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Waking up then I have to do more bloody hell things
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5 or 6 year old girl down the street keeps riding her bike across my new grass that I'm growing by the sidewalk.
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NOTHING WORSE than high speed wipers on a dry windshield.. or barely a drizzle... cmon folks.
Does this really work? I’m definitely going to try this
Yeah dude it’s been years but it does. I have a car that the fluid pump works now so I’ll have to break it out again.
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5 or 6 year old girl down the street keeps riding her bike across my new grass that I'm growing by the sidewalk.
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A COVID related one: Any idiot who gets on public transportation with no mask or are wearing one solely as a chin strap.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
My mum got me a job at Hamilton Place Mall when I was 18 Wet Seal kinda like a tweens and young adults swim suit type of place, I'd hustle gear to girlfriends for awhile anyways. So I'm having a rough go with my folks and need coffee and I'm on my way to Bucks to get my fix.
It's 9:30ish AM and I'm going on the escalator upwards to my job, well just so happens there's this huge woman leaning back acting a damn fool and slips starts to fall now normally I'd stand aside and let calamity ensue but the escalator is narrow n chance of that happening. So there's a few of us trying to push her upwards we're all fucked have you ever tried to push dead weight?! It sucks anyways we lose control and she's like a snowball of fat coming down and she farts on us all. I was fucking done for the day already on top of having a rough day with my life a fat woman farts on me when I'm helping naww I'm good. I made it my mission from that day forward to take the stairs at least for 2 possibly 3 floors.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
It's 9:30ish AM and I'm going on the escalator upwards to my job, well just so happens there's this huge woman leaning back acting a damn fool and slips starts to fall now normally I'd stand aside and let calamity ensue but the escalator is narrow n chance of that happening. So there's a few of us trying to push her upwards we're all fucked have you ever tried to push dead weight?! It sucks anyways we lose control and she's like a snowball of fat coming down and she farts on us all. I was fucking done for the day already on top of having a rough day with my life a fat woman farts on me when I'm helping naww I'm good. I made it my mission from that day forward to take the stairs at least for 2 possibly 3 floors.
hahahahaha this just made my fucking week.
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When you are at a restaurant or any eatery enjoying your food and some random dipshit makes a comment while you are eating. you sure look like your hungry? While you have a mouthful of food like dude...fuck off!!
No one asked you only time I make comments on that subject is before munching and when they take a break like you good? You enjoying it?
No one wants to talk to someone while mouth is full it's rude.
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Today was skating great and doing hardflips which I always do 100/100 tries. Then out of nowhere it started underflipping and I kept landing primo. In my confusion I started playing with my foot positioning but somehow I completely messed up my back foots position(physically and mentally). I ended up having a complete brain fart and after a few minutes I couldn’t even form the trick anymore. Starting accidentally forming 360 hardflips and getting wicked shinners every other try. It was one of the most frustrating moments I’ve had in skating in a long time. As soon as I got home I remembered the most basic tip ever and did a few perfect ones really quickly in my garage. I was so afraid I had lost my hardflips out of nowhere, almost really put a damper on the day.
Something sort of similar happened to me with guitar in college but worse. I had learned to play a good amount of songs my senior year of highschool and was enjoying it, but when I moved out I didn’t have enough room for my guitar so it stayed at my parents house. Like 7 months later I was visiting and picked up the guitar for the first time in all those months. I played the most complicated song I knew first try and a few more times after. Then I set down my guitar for a split second and by the time I picked it up, I couldn’t even remember where to put my fingers anymore. 2 minutes earlier I had been playing perfectly, and now it was like I hadn’t even touched a guitar in my life. Never had the time or drive to re learn guitar.
Glad I only lost my hardflips for like 30 minutes.
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When people don't rinse out the cup they were just drinking out of before leaving it in the sink or on the countertop.
My wife is the most guilty of this shit and it's ALWAYS after she drinks oat milk. Shit just becomes a fucking crusty, smelly mess that I would rather throw out than clean.
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A COVID related one: Any idiot who gets on public transportation with no mask or are wearing one solely as a chin strap.
i saw an older woman running as she was trying to catch a bus .. a man (homeless or just someone that wasn’t a big showerer) is getting off the bus as the older woman is trying to catch it . dirty man is walking away and i see him turn around as older woman, about to enter the bus, is now stepping down and away from the bus yelling at man . he turns back and meets with woman, takes off his mask and hands it to her and she puts it on so she can get on (obviously because bus driver said no mask no ride) . the logic of all parties blew my mind
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When people don't rinse out the cup they were just drinking out of before leaving it in the sink or on the countertop.
My wife is the most guilty of this shit and it's ALWAYS after she drinks oat milk. Shit just becomes a fucking crusty, smelly mess that I would rather throw out than clean.
Oh I hate that shit man. I hate seeing a cup in the sink full of milk. at least aim the water at the shit.
I hate those fucking small strands of plastic they use to attach tags to clothes. You know the little ones with the "T" at each end and you bite the "T" off? I hate when that fucking T end ends up somehow wedged into the material of the clothes and you have to go in like a surgeon to fish it out without ripping whatever you bought.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
This becomes a big deal in the SUmmer mornings in DC when all the school tour groups come through.
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Stir peanut butter. They never leave enough room to stir and the oil is guaranteed to go everywhere.
Fucking hate when people don't stand to the appropriate side if they're not going to continue walking up the escalator.
people not walking up the escalator >:( >:(
This becomes a big deal in the SUmmer mornings in DC when all the school tour groups come through.
A testimony to human laziness.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCC8fDOqO7U
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When people don't rinse out the cup they were just drinking out of before leaving it in the sink or on the countertop.
My wife is the most guilty of this shit and it's ALWAYS after she drinks oat milk. Shit just becomes a fucking crusty, smelly mess that I would rather throw out than clean.
I feel this, dosent matter what i eat or drink, even if im not ready to wash the dishes, ill rinse em off or fill my cup or bowl with water. My mrs never does and then i get all pissy when i gotta scrub crusty ass shit from bowls and cups.
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When people don't rinse out the cup they were just drinking out of before leaving it in the sink or on the countertop.
My wife is the most guilty of this shit and it's ALWAYS after she drinks oat milk. Shit just becomes a fucking crusty, smelly mess that I would rather throw out than clean.
I feel this, dosent matter what i eat or drink, even if im not ready to wash the dishes, ill rinse em off or fill my cup or bowl with water. My mrs never does and then i get all pissy when i gotta scrub crusty ass shit from bowls and cups.
dude i will straight up not touch anybodies dirty dishes but my own
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A weird one that I’ve found happens more often as I approach middle age, is being turned into the middle man. Whether it be at work or in personal life, it’s dreadful having to explain or inquire about things for other people who don’t want to do it themselves.
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Anytime someone narrates what I'm doing. My father in law is the king of this shit. I'm drinking coffee and reading a paper. So he's like oh you drinkin a coffee and reading the paper? Like fuckin Obvs phil! Idk it just gets my fuckin scrote.
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when people say cheers
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A COVID related one: Any idiot who gets on public transportation with no mask or are wearing one solely as a chin strap.
i saw an older woman running as she was trying to catch a bus .. a man (homeless or just someone that wasn’t a big showerer) is getting off the bus as the older woman is trying to catch it . dirty man is walking away and i see him turn around as older woman, about to enter the bus, is now stepping down and away from the bus yelling at man . he turns back and meets with woman, takes off his mask and hands it to her and she puts it on so she can get on (obviously because bus driver said no mask no ride) . the logic of all parties blew my mind
Nice gesture but....I mean, come on!
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Anytime someone narrates what I'm doing. My father in law is the king of this shit. I'm drinking coffee and reading a paper. So he's like oh you drinkin a coffee and reading the paper? Like fuckin Obvs phil! Idk it just gets my fuckin scrote.
I hate this shit too. I think it's to "start" a conversation but I'd rather have silence than hear nonsense first thing in the morning.
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Anytime someone narrates what I'm doing. My father in law is the king of this shit. I'm drinking coffee and reading a paper. So he's like oh you drinkin a coffee and reading the paper? Like fuckin Obvs phil! Idk it just gets my fuckin scrote.
Oh you jus posting on slap and venting huh aite aite. Jk homie
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don’t wink at me unless you wanna fuck me
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just saw a guy running barefoot on the street .. like for exercise not emergency style . did not know until now but people like that are a pet peeve of mine
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Websites that have ads that load after the actual page bumping everything else down (like SLAP). So many times I end up clicking the wrong link because everything moved suddenly. Some sites have that space already on their page lay-out which is much better
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Don't ever look for recipes online or you're going to suicide off a cliff.
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Don't ever look for recipes online or you're going to suicide off a cliff.
Is it because they preface every recipe with an autobiography, then when you get closer to the recipe, they barrage you with banner ads and videos?
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don’t wink at me unless you wanna fuck me
This or blatantly staring at me with the weird fuck me eyeballs.
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just saw a guy running barefoot on the street .. like for exercise not emergency style . did not know until now but people like that are a pet peeve of mine
ha!
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hands free dog walkers .. what do you need to be doing besides walking your dog that you have to buckle the leash to your belt
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I live in an apartment complex and it boils my blood when, like clockwork, somebody (I will never know who, because they know they are wrong, and would never do this in front of another resident) leaves their big wad of advertisements and coupons on top of the communal mailbox, where they are inevitably strewn around the courtyard by the wind. WE ALL GET THE ADS. WE, TOO, ARE ANNOYED BY THEM AND WISH THEY"D STOP COMING, BUT WE ARE ADULTS, SO WE BRING THEM INSIDE AND THROW THEM AWAY LIKE ADULTS.
Fucking entitled pricks!
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hands free dog walkers .. what do you need to be doing besides walking your dog that you have to buckle the leash to your belt
My first dog I taught him the same way it's about ordering command's and curbing when crossing the street.
If it's multiple dog's then it's ridiculous.
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people that use both of their hands to give me small items like coffee or my card back
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Someone was moving out of my building and instead of donating/disposing of their unwanted shit through proper channels they put it in the stairwell with a sign that said "FREE"(not in the picture). Nobody wants your gross ass duster or half used bottle of pink himalayan sea salt. Some poor fucking maintenance guy is just gonna wind up having to pick this shit up.
(https://i.imgur.com/IqS6frWl.jpg)
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Someone was moving out of my building and instead of donating/disposing of their unwanted shit through proper channels they put it in the stairwell with a sign that said "FREE"(not in the picture). Nobody wants your gross ass duster or half used bottle of pink himalayan sea salt. Some poor fucking maintenance guy is just gonna wind up having to pick this shit up.
(https://i.imgur.com/IqS6frWl.jpg)
That's fucked yea. Hey man hope your are doing well since that bonk on the head!
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Someone was moving out of my building and instead of donating/disposing of their unwanted shit through proper channels they put it in the stairwell with a sign that said "FREE"(not in the picture). Nobody wants your gross ass duster or half used bottle of pink himalayan sea salt. Some poor fucking maintenance guy is just gonna wind up having to pick this shit up.
(https://i.imgur.com/IqS6frWl.jpg)
That's fucked yea. Hey man hope your are doing well since that bonk on the head!
Hey thanks man i appreciate it! Heads all good and my ankle has recovered but i got a lil chubby from being laid up right into the holidays. Hope to get back in shape and be skating around again by spring.
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Someone was moving out of my building and instead of donating/disposing of their unwanted shit through proper channels they put it in the stairwell with a sign that said "FREE"(not in the picture). Nobody wants your gross ass duster or half used bottle of pink himalayan sea salt. Some poor fucking maintenance guy is just gonna wind up having to pick this shit up.
(https://i.imgur.com/IqS6frWl.jpg)
That's fucked yea. Hey man hope your are doing well since that bonk on the head!
Hey thanks man i appreciate it! Heads all good and my ankle has recovered but i got a lil chubby from being laid up right into the holidays. Hope to get back in shape and be skating around again by spring.
Awesome, glad your good man :)
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“have a happy new year” .. such a dead inside thing to say to someone . like you don’t really mean anything by that, it’s just words to end this conversation
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December 31st
"SEE YOU NEXT YEAR!"
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mumford and sons
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Wife leaving the laundry room light on.
She can turn off all other lights (including the basement, AFTER leaving the laundry room)
Drives me bonkers
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Mouth noises plain and simple. I’m talking chewing, lip smacking, sucking of the teeth to clean em. These to me sound like styrofoam.
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Wife leaving the laundry room light on.
She can turn off all other lights (including the basement, AFTER leaving the laundry room)
Drives me bonkers
My mrs does this but with the bathroom light, every single time shes in there, its slowly driving me mad, i just cant understand it, turning off a light when leaving a room is second nature
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Wife leaving the laundry room light on.
She can turn off all other lights (including the basement, AFTER leaving the laundry room)
Drives me bonkers
My mrs does this but with the bathroom light, every single time shes in there, its slowly driving me mad, i just cant understand it, turning off a light when leaving a room is second nature
Came home yesterday and every light in the house was off... but a soft glow from downstairs - laundry light on.
I'm pondering taking the bulbs out. Also, side note: There is 2 switches before basement - 1 is for outside light and 1 for basement stairs. She always flips them both. Also annoys me. Besides that all is well in my household
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Mouth noises plain and simple. I’m talking chewing, lip smacking, sucking of the teeth to clean em. These to me sound like styrofoam or improper use of silverware on a plate to where it screeches....
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people that don’t wear masks as a customer in a drive thru .. these people are doing you a favor and getting you your dumb frapacxino so stop putting them at risk you piece of shit
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5 or 6 year old girl down the street keeps riding her bike across my new grass that I'm growing by the sidewalk.
„Grinds a ledge the other day and can‘t understand why the dudes living there are pissed off about the damage“
Not saying i wouldn‘t be annoyed by somebody ruining my lawn either.
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5 or 6 year old girl down the street keeps riding her bike across my new grass that I'm growing by the sidewalk.
„Grinds a ledge the other day and can‘t understand why the dudes living there are pissed off about the damage“
Not saying i wouldn‘t be annoyed by somebody ruining my lawn either.
Oh the irony is quite rife in these comments.....
But on the real I would be pissed too, ever tried to grow grass on sugar sand?
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People who call their equipment/accessories/vehicles as "bad boy" when showcasing them
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fake valley girl accent
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real valley girl accent
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Mouth noises plain and simple. I’m talking chewing, lip smacking, sucking of the teeth to clean em. These to me sound like styrofoam.
I worked a season with this dude named, no joke, Dick Ball. This guy was an incredibly competent all around skilled laborer but he grew up working in saw mills and logging crews in the 80s/90s and definitely saw a fair share of crank/meth use. He had this ingrained habit or neural tick nonstop smacking his lips when working. Didn't matter what we were doing, digging holes, splitting wood, working on a vehicle, whatever. You ask him a question or whatever and he'd pop right out and answer the question, teach whatever you need to know, and get back to lip smacking. Dude only did it while working. It was pretty gross
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When people talk while yawning, especially when they start a new sentence with a yawn going. I always have assumed that it's a cry for attention.
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a future pet peeve of mine will be the sci fi sound effects that all the electric cars will have as they drive and idle
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when people walking next to you randomly go faster or slower. And flat tiring
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
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it's as if you've never had a ghost try to shitblcok you
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poodle people
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poodle people
Fuck off. I have two giant poodles and they are awesome.
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means
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Fuck off. I have two giant poodles and they are awesome.
they / you just come off as pretentious .. sorry
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they / you just come off as pretentious .. sorry
You should be sorry. They are just awesome big dogs. They are smart, don't shed, love swimming, and are fast enough to run with. Most people think of poodles as the mini-poodles women carry around in their purses, but true standards are great.
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I've met some Weimraner people who are pretty much nazis.......zzzeeeee Weimraner is generically a perfect dog....the steely eyes are symbol of canine superiority.....gimme a break Gretchen.....
It's true how people always get doodle mixes because they don't shed.....if you're allergic to dog hair..that's one thing....otherwise....rookie move...
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I always hated standing in line in the grocery store and the person in front of me or behind me starts eating or drinking whatever they are about to buy. I don’t want to listen to you chew or swallow. You can wait the three extra minutes to actually buy your stuff and go outside before grossing the rest of us out. Learn some manners you cretin. Anyways. I guess god really do be working in mysterious ways cuz covid pretty much cut that shit out. Silver lining in that cloud.
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I've met some Weimraner people who are pretty much nazis.......zzzeeeee Weimraner is generically a perfect dog....the steely eyes are symbol of canine superiority.....gimme a break Gretchen.....
It's true how people always get doodle mixes because they don't shed.....if you're allergic to dog hair..that's one thing....otherwise....rookie move...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLKsmJzn5Q8
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means
I have a insanely odd phobia when someone is trying to use a stall toilet, if I’m going to use a public restroom I’m going to use the family one. Call me inconsiderate or an asshole I don’t give a fuck! Too many times I’ve had my pooping session interrupted by some dickhead turd burglar trying to rush me along.
FUCK OFF!!!
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i can’t poo in public if i see someone else’s shoes in my line of sight
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i also can’t pee in public with my eyes open
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Nail biters and spitters.
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i also can’t pee in public with my eyes open
I had to do a drug screen for a new job last week. Pee and blood. I drank so much water before. I had to pee in a bathroom with a random guy watching. It took me so long and I barely filled the cup up to the line.
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When you're in the washroom and someone tries to open it but it's locked, so then they just keep trying to open it and ask "is somebody in there ??" as if it would be locked on it's own.
theres nothing as uncomfortable then having to yell "yo someones in here" while you got a turd dangling to some random asshole who cant understand what occupied means
If anyone ever tries more than once to open the door, or asks "is someone in there" I will always say, "Yeah, come on in!"
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I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.
I also had some asshole rushing me when I was on the train to Berlin a few years ago. He was banging on the door and being a complete jerk. I was taking a little while, but, fuck, find another bathroom.
Also remember some poor guy in the Eaton Center in Toronto was throwing up all over the floor... I decided I'd hold it and find a different bathroom to shit in.
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i like bj porn but hate when they show the camera the cum in their mouth .. gross
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I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.
I was taking a crap at Target once. Some dude pulls on the stall door and since it's locked it doesn't open. He then proceeds to throttle it violently until the stall door pops open and goes, "Oops! Didn't know anyone was in here."
Irritated, I yell, "Yea, because stall doors magically lock themselves from the inside, asshole!" And he walked off without even closing the fucking stall door.
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buddy you gotta stop shitting with your feet in the air
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buddy you gotta stop shitting with your feet in the air
Don't knock how I crap. What next? You gonna talk crap about how I lift my balls, reach under, and wipe from the front?
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a future pet peeve of mine will be the sci fi sound effects that all the electric cars will have as they drive and idle
Well, we have speakers pumping out "engine" sound thorough the speakers. You can even choose sounds. Ultra lame.
Everything that is fun will be destroyed soon. More V8.
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I was taking a shit at the local coffee shop and this dude just kept pulling on the door after he knew I was in there. I eventually yelled "I'm taking a shit. It'll be a few minutes." Like, I can't be the first person on the planet who had coffee/tea and then had to take a shit.
I was taking a crap at Target once. Some dude pulls on the stall door and since it's locked it doesn't open. He then proceeds to throttle it violently until the stall door pops open and goes, "Oops! Didn't know anyone was in here."
Irritated, I yell, "Yea, because stall doors magically lock themselves from the inside, asshole!" And he walked off without even closing the fucking stall door.
Same happened to me once. Some dude just started pulling the door violently until it popped open and then looked shocked that there was someone in there. Then went to the next stall that was free. Some people are just fucking weird and stupid I guess
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i can’t poo in public if i see someone else’s shoes in my line of sight
I envy you all.
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I envy you all.
As do I...
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Oh god it drives me batshit especially when you’re going to a door and the person in front doesn’t hold the door open like two seconds too late and you say thanks buddy audible enough for them to hear and they’ve got that stupid look of who me?!
Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
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people who preemptively say thank you for holding the door open when they're way out of the range of acceptable door holding distance
devious motherfuckers
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a future pet peeve of mine will be the sci fi sound effects that all the electric cars will have as they drive and idle
Lotta teslas and hybrid suvs in SF are tuned to sound like a fucking Wipeout hovercraft. it's insane
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
its because they werent taught shame unfortunately -lack of parental figures or said parental figures failed in their teachings. bad eggs
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Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
I could understand with social distancing and all, but I'm pretty sure you told me you're in Florida; the place where Covid never existed so thus indeed, those people are pricks.
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worse than dad jokes : shitty hack jokes
for example, guy with beer gut says “ya ive been doing a lot of 12 ounce curls”
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These fucking snake children spitting everywhere at the skatepark.
What am I gonna do? Harsh out some 12 year olds for having horrendous etiquette?
I mean someone's gotta teach 'em, but it ain't gonna be me, not a good look. No good options here. Goddamn.
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worse than dad jokes : shitty hack jokes
for example, guy with beer gut says “ya ive been doing a lot of 12 ounce curls”
Those are pretty awful for sure. I hate this one also, for lack of a better example, but when that shitbag would say CONCAST, and then explain its meaning EVERY TIME.
People who instead of saying something simple/short, they pull the old as useless as a football bat or cold like a witch tit. Please can you just leave that shit out and say useless or cold? You could even make a better emphasis with the good old, it's fucking cold or fucking useless, Christ. That person will always have a ton those also, just waiting to be dropped with a disturbing sense of anticipation of bringing them up. The longer you suffer in their presence the more of those you are going to hear. These people also seem to be the type who think they are hilarious, regardless of the painful silence or pretend chuckle, and they will never stop.
Anyone who uses the term, 'slappy vert day' instead of you know...
I feel better now letting that out, thank you.
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
I could understand with social distancing and all, but I'm pretty sure you told me you're in Florida; the place where Covid never existed so thus indeed, those people are pricks.
Look I'm not an idiot, whenever I open a door and someone's behind me I take out a hanky open and place my foot in the opening so the person behind me can either hold it open or slide inside without much contact.
I absolutely don't get rude people, especially walking a few paces behind like could you catch that door? Like a request that's nonintrusive, it's like slamming a door and knowing you didn't have the integrity of looking back like dang I'm an asshole.
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
I could understand with social distancing and all, but I'm pretty sure you told me you're in Florida; the place where Covid never existed so thus indeed, those people are pricks.
I absolutely don't get rude people, especially walking a few paces behind like could you catch that door? Like a request that's nonintrusive, it's like slamming a door and knowing you didn't have the integrity of looking back like dang I'm an asshole.
Seriously irritating.
What's worse is people who don't show that courtesy to staff of any kind.
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worse than dad jokes : shitty hack jokes
for example, guy with beer gut says “ya ive been doing a lot of 12 ounce curls”
Dude I work with is full of these stupid ass jokes. For example, I’m working on a roof, he’s below and says “I always wanted someone to look up to”.
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anyone who generally lacks gratitude/common decency. oxygen thieves basically
Yeah you you dipshit can’t you just pretend to hold it open and feign like you’ve got any self respect or decency towards your self and fellow man?! Wtf is wrong with these people?!
I could understand with social distancing and all, but I'm pretty sure you told me you're in Florida; the place where Covid never existed so thus indeed, those people are pricks.
I absolutely don't get rude people, especially walking a few paces behind like could you catch that door? Like a request that's nonintrusive, it's like slamming a door and knowing you didn't have the integrity of looking back like dang I'm an asshole.
Seriously irritating.
What's worse is people who don't show that courtesy to staff of any kind.
Use to work in waiting staff and it's absolutely the worse when your station is slammed a group of dickheads are there for hour+ and give a half-assed tip.
I get it if you're a family and struggling but at the same time why would you be eating out when you should be home saving money? The audacity of these people are insulting.
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stop showing off and put a leash on your dog it’s not that cool
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stop showing off and put a leash on your dog it’s not that cool
People bring their dogs to our vet hospital all the time without leashes and then get mad when we tell them they need one to come inside. Like we can just have loose dogs running around while we do surgery and shit.
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worse than dad jokes : shitty hack jokes
for example, guy with beer gut says “ya ive been doing a lot of 12 ounce curls”
Those are pretty awful for sure. I hate this one also, for lack of a better example, but when that shitbag would say CONCAST, and then explain its meaning EVERY TIME.
People who instead of saying something simple/short, they pull the old as useless as a football bat or cold like a witch tit. Please can you just leave that shit out and say useless or cold? You could even make a better emphasis with the good old, it's fucking cold or fucking useless, Christ. That person will always have a ton those also, just waiting to be dropped with a disturbing sense of anticipation of bringing them up. The longer you suffer in their presence the more of those you are going to hear. These people also seem to be the type who think they are hilarious, regardless of the painful silence or pretend chuckle, and they will never stop.
Anyone who uses the term, 'slappy vert day' instead of you know...
I feel better now letting that out, thank you.
you sound madder than a bee in a can of cola brother
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stop showing off and put a leash on your dog it’s not that cool
People bring their dogs to our vet hospital all the time without leashes and then get mad when we tell them they need one to come inside. Like we can just have loose dogs running around while we do surgery and shit.
Oh, fuck yes. It takes a special brand of obliviousness to take your 2-3 dogs mountain biking, too.
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When you put effort into making a really nice meal to share and someone slams it with a dirty condiment that doesn't belong anywhere near the meal.
My housemate just squirted heaps of mayo all over a homemade wholemeal pizza with a slow cooked sauce and choice ingredients now i'm very pissed.
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Wait, what? Your roommate puts mayo on pizza? You need to get out of that place, because he is a serial killer.
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just saw a man wearing birkenstox
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When you put effort into making a really nice meal to share and someone slams it with a dirty condiment that doesn't belong anywhere near the meal.
My housemate just squirted heaps of mayo all over a homemade wholemeal pizza with a slow cooked sauce and choice ingredients now i'm very pissed.
This is my wife when I put hot sauce on something she makes.
I don't play when it comes to hot sauce though. If it's going on there, that's because it makes it better.
Mayo on any pizza that's not a BLT pizza is a no-no. Also ranch on pizza is trashy.
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just saw a man wearing birkenstox
I've always heard they are super comfy and good for your back, but I could never get past the hippy/GD/phish vibe.
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just saw a man wearing birkenstox
I've always heard they are super comfy and good for your back, but I could never get past the hippy/GD/phish vibe.
I can't stand open-toed shoes. But I've been eyeing the Birkenstock Bostons (closed toe) for the sake of something comfy to wear after cycling, skating, etc.
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everyone and their dog has those bostons over here (europe) this year
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stop showing off and put a leash on your dog it’s not that cool
people who bring their dog(s) to the skate park/spots. okay yea we get that your dog isn't scared of skateboards, you did a great job training them, can you now take them out of here so i don't have to worry about your great dane snaking my run?
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People who litter. Especially at the skatepark. Like there's literally a trashcan 20ft away and you opt to dump your beer cans and fast food wrappers on the ground? Like for fucks sake, let's not trash the park we're fortunate to have.
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litterings not cool. i hate seeing people casually throw out butts. they should eat them
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butts. they should eat them
@dark knight
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people that call themselves frontline heros. most cringe shit ever
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That's a term that the media made up. Only CNAs in "skilled" nursing facilities actually refer to themselves in that manner.
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not washing dishes properly. shits gross. basically just anything related to shitty hygiene...
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weezer. i hate that shit
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when i have to prove to my computer that im not the robot
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When people at the store eat/consume the item before paying – ice cream, fruit, water, etc.
It irks me when someone shovels down a banana when grocery shopping and presents the cashier with a peel. Like, yes, you paid for it. But you couldn't wait?
Guess to me, consuming it before buying it – even with the intent to pay for it – feels like stealing. It isn't yours yet.
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elon musk
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People having bad character in general and a complete lack of emotional control where they immediately take all their frustrations out on other people, just flipping out on retail or service workers for the pettiest shit.
Like goddamn be an adult, have some awareness and consideration for other people and what they may or may not be going thru
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When people at the store eat/consume the item before paying – ice cream, fruit, water, etc.
It irks me when someone shovels down a banana when grocery shopping and presents the cashier with a peel. Like, yes, you paid for it. But you couldn't wait?
Guess to me, consuming it before buying it – even with the intent to pay for it – feels like stealing. It isn't yours yet.
Guess that does not apply if I don’t pay at the end
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those kooky art school rappers from south africa. they were in chappie milking it forget what theyre called. really happy theyre not famous anymore
small town dudes who are embarrassed about it so they use the name of whatever big city they moved to on their social media profiles as if they were born there. or irl they talk misleadingly as if theyre from whatever city theyre claiming. tourist shit
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Die Antwoord. I don't get it either.
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ah. ya they were horrible
idiots with no self awareness who keep an array of cliche nihilistic phrases up their sleeve like its all love then shamelessly proceed to acting like the biggest piece of shit
phone fisheye. how embarrassing. not even if it was free
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when someone tells you “i hope you don’t mind....” .. it’s a way for them to make you say “ya i don’t mind” but both sides know that you very much do mind
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when people use the hard r in perrier
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the white guy with dreads from the party i was at last night. if you're reading this whatever your name was- fuck you
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that's weird usually white guys with dreads at the party are unquestionably awesome
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people who put on airs like theyre smart because theyve memorized a series of pointless facts from slides at college but irl theyve no common sense and are dumb as shit in everything they do. basically walking into walls with a degree taped to the back of their head
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when someone tells you “i hope you don’t mind....” .. it’s a way for them to make you say “ya i don’t mind” but both sides know that you very much do mind
When you hear someone say I know you don’t want to hear this buttttttt then goes ahead and tears you down like wtf is the matter with you……
Heard that this past weekend whilst I was getting ready for a date…. Wow way to make me feel invalidated… thanks dick.
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youtube reaction videos asmr any dumb shit like that
loud phone talkers/not getting off the phone
people who drag >10 word sentences into pointless shpiels
toxic beings with habitual manipulation attempts who think its not noticeable. liars in general
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Decoration.
Nothing against art and making things visually pleasing, but things that don't server purposes are just wasteful in my mind. The older I get, the more beauty I see in simplicity.
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watching people open up deodorant to smell at the store .. i hate you
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When you’re searching for a band on an auction site or whatever and the seller isn’t selling anything even remotely close to the caliber of said band’s output, but they stick their name in the description just to get hits…
This really fucking gets on my nerves!!!
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Overly nosy neighbors
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Loud talkers when on their phone, why the fuck do you have to overtly laugh obnoxiously?
No one is that funny or a a story that funny…
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loud gum chewers. people telling me they used to skate and give me their long-winded, half-true life story. pop shuv tailgrab. people screaming after a trick is landed.
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When I hear an adult say "well I never learnt that at school" as an excuse for them not knowing something. You leave school at sixteen do they actually think everything you could ever know will be taught to you in that time. It's just lazy.
To compare school to skating schools just meant to teach you the basics like how to push carve kickturn Ollie etc it's your job to learn all the tricks by yourself
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red hot chili peppers. fkn douchebag band. of course there are much worse bands out there but their fake chill surfer bullshit vibes annoy me
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When I turn on my shower, some of the gross water from the head lands on my hand every time. I try to outsmart it but the shower head drip always wins
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I have a million of them. I guess I will go with people who ask you personal questions when you don't know them.
Today for example "Hey what do you do for work in the Winter up here?" Got that about 5 times.
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fake style idiots who dip too low in slomo and freeze after landing anything and think its not noticeable. same fake chill surfer bullshit vibes different department
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i didn’t realize people still littered as adults
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the openly piece of shits do. the sneakier guys casually skate away and pretend to forget. you know that sopranos scene where they unload a garbage truck onto the dudes lot. that needs to happen to them. comedians in cars getting coffee is some cringeass shit
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Hand painted skateboards. Maybe if it was natas or gonz or something but it's usually done by a talentless nobody and bought by idiots.
Hand painted is is not impressive, I can do that myself but I can't do a screen print or even make a Heat transfer. If it's actually a good artist they can paint a canvas
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they dont ever look good. when i see some cow town idiots who clearly made a trip out for a day or event in daddys car try to bark at any regular of a spot or try to regulate anything. embarrassing rubes dont know their place. get your worthless clip and leave
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i didn’t realize people still littered as adults
Yes! (this goes for smokers too tho)
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People who talk over the movie i.e. narrate or asking questions about a movie….
I don’t fucking know?! Shut the fuck up!!!! Watch it…..
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People who talk over the movie i.e. narrate or asking questions about a movie….
I don’t fucking know?! Shut the fuck up!!!! Watch it…..
Not the same, but my kid can not play video games without talking/commenting the entire time. Youtube gamers have ruined him. It's insanely annoying both playing with him and just overhearing him in his room.
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I don’t fucking know?! Shut the fuck up!!!! Watch it…..
Not the same, but my kid can not play video games without talking/commenting the entire time. Youtube gamers have ruined him. It's insanely annoying both playing with him and just overhearing him in his room.
Ughhhh reaction videos/reviews regardless of the content is annoying as fuck.
For me I work on pedals and other computer radios as well as nerd shit. Sometimes I get intrigued on a review of said product I like to the point specs, flaws, pros, cons and summary.
No frills or anything stupid that distracts from what I’m learning about.
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People who talk over the movie i.e. narrate or asking questions about a movie….
I don’t fucking know?! Shut the fuck up!!!! Watch it…..
Not the same, but my kid can not play video games without talking/commenting the entire time. Youtube gamers have ruined him. It's insanely annoying both playing with him and just overhearing him in his room.
I'm right there with you on this one.
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when people with obviously high pitched voices try to make them shits sound raspy.
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skrillex. joe rogan
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when you are about to say something and your brain plays men in black mind wipe on you and you struggle to remember wtf that thought was and then 5 days later you remember but it’s way too late
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"carefully peel back film lid and stir before returning to the microwave for a further 2 minutes"
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CarelessCriminalAmericancicada-max-1mb.gif)
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Trend of "positive inspiration" that's basically telling adults to live like spoiled children. Just telling people to cut off anyone who doesn't agree with them or causes them any discomfort. Especially bad when the advice is basically cut off anyone who isn't making you money but using words like growth and goals to excuse such shitty selfish behaviour.
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when you are about to say something and your brain plays men in black mind wipe on you and you struggle to remember wtf that thought was and then 5 days later you remember but it’s way too late
I struggle with remembering what I wanna say at times. I tend to cut people off while talking which I'm conscious of, and I am making an effort to not do that as much. However people speak in such long paragraphs at times it almost makes it tough for me to remember my first talking points without cutting them off. And I'm sure when I rant, people feel the same about me.
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my wife always wants to save / re-use the following:
-Ziploc / Plastic bags
-Plastic knives / forks
-Straws
-Takeout Containers
NO!! SHIT IS SINGLE USE!!! STOP!
also tries to "save" food that shouldnt be saved, like Rice, fries, canned Tuna , or salad that has already been mixed with dressing!
shit triggers me for real!!!
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my wife always wants to save / re-use the following:
-Ziploc / Plastic bags
-Plastic knives / forks
-Straws
-Takeout Containers
NO!! SHIT IS SINGLE USE!!! STOP!
also tries to "save" food that shouldnt be saved, like Rice, fries, canned Tuna , or salad that has already been mixed with dressing!
shit triggers me for real!!!
Why would you NOT try to minimize your waste ? I think you're in the wrong here chief
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my wife always wants to save / re-use the following:
-Ziploc / Plastic bags
-Plastic knives / forks
-Straws
-Takeout Containers
NO!! SHIT IS SINGLE USE!!! STOP!
also tries to "save" food that shouldnt be saved, like Rice, fries, canned Tuna , or salad that has already been mixed with dressing!
shit triggers me for real!!!
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idk it just seems gross to me?!! this is why i posted it cause i wanted to see if it is ME thats fucked
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im OK with saving grocery bags but not washing out a ziploc bag that has had food already in it - just to be clear
or re-using a straw my 5 year old has chewed half to pieces
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idk it just seems gross to me?!! this is why i posted it cause i wanted to see if it is ME thats fucked
I'm pretty sure if you wash it like regular dishes there's nothing gross. Also this is just a way to minimize the impact of single use plastic items, the goal is to get rid of them entirely
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If you slurp your coffee or your soup I immediately want to slap you really hard.
I also hate loud eaters. I hope you stub your pinky toe tonight if you eat loudly.
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ziplocs im def washing and reusing. plastic bags most of them depending on their usage. ive a bag thats been rinsed and reused for like 2 weeks now. the good kind. it got a hole so i taped it with scotch tape. idk its holding up well
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^I try to re-use my ziploc bags if I can. Of course if its filled with something messy than that's single use but for example: I usually always buy the same chips so I reuse the same gallon ziploc bag to store the chips in. Or I will reuse the same ziploc bag after rinsing out it to store hardboiled eggs(for maybe one more use)
I feel bad throwing away ziploc bags after one use :(
I reuse my grocery bags to put my wetsuit in after surfing when its still wet
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man i feel like the asshole now
my parnets raised me wrong!
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When people talk while yawning
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man i feel like the asshole now
my parnets raised me wrong!
I'm 1000% with you.
Minimizing the use of these one-time-use plastics will do more than reusing them will. Throw em in the recycling bin and invest in some good containers.
My mother-in-law is similar and cant throw food away. So many leftovers get shared with us, which basically means we put it in the fridge and throw it out a few days later. Just like you said too, stuff that's not worth saving. It drives me absolutely insane, and she knows it because everyone gives her shit about it (in a loving way), but the woman is a straight up food hoarder. There was even a point in time where she was going to this "food rescue" place where they basically give away food that restaurants can't use. Her original goal was to take it to her place up north where people need donations, but she'd end up with so much that I was getting like two big boxes of random ass food every week because she couldn't let SOMEONE ELSE throw it out.
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Do Americans just always cook/buy way too much food? The concept of leftovers was always weird to me.
Or when I'd see on tv people are just like "would you like to stay for dinner?" Like how is there magically enough food for extra people?
Also I don't think you can throw single use plastics in the recycling bin, It fucks everything up.
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Do Americans just always cook/buy way too much food?
way too much is the american way.
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-Corny b-roll
-People who are late
-People who complain at fast food restaurants.
-Shirts that are too short
Oh and people who think they need to win all the arguments they are in. Just admit you are wrong if you are you fucking fuck head.
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I hate how I have to buckle my belt super tight for my pants to stay up and then unbuckle it to sit down comfortably. All day long, buckle, unbuckle, repeat. I don’t even buy my pants too big or anything, I’m just shaped weird and a little diva who’s never comfortable.
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I hate how I have to buckle my belt super tight for my pants to stay up and then unbuckle it to sit down comfortably. All day long, buckle, unbuckle, repeat. I don’t even buy my pants too big or anything, I’m just shaped weird and a little diva who’s never comfortable.
You can get belts that are for baseball or softball or something and they are stretchy. They still have a buckle so it's not problem completely solved but it could be an improvement.
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Just don't fucking eat your cornflakes next to me in a quiet setting. The sound of slurping and chewing makes me insane.
There's even a scientific term for this:
Misophonia - Wikipedia (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia)
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when peeps caption posts or use internet speak like:
GO *clapping emoji* OFF *clapping emoji* KING *clapping emoji*
or
ONE *clapping emoji* MORE *clapping emoji* TIME *clapping emoji* FOR *clapping emoji* THE *clapping emoji* PEOPLE *clapping emoji* IN *clapping emoji* THE *clapping emoji* BACK
lmao
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People who drive too fast through residential areas. I get it cool guy you like to live fast and you don't care if you mow down an entire pee-wee street hockey team trying to let everyone know your rattling bass-blasting shit breather can really haul on four cylinders
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Speakerphone. I hate everything about it.
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dumb white christian republicans .. they suck
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ban anyone who prematurely starts a thread for a video part and then does not subsquently edit their original post to include the video part
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Whenever I'm about to go skate and my parents say something along the lines of "be careful!" or "don't break anything"...
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Speakerphone. I hate everything about it.
what about solo speakerphone? I hate speakerphone but love it if I'm by myself working on the computer or just relaxing on the couch.
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Not a big one but I get a little twinge everytime I hear someone say they saw a movie "in theatres". It should be I saw the movie "in the theatre" or at least "in theatre".
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Whenever I'm about to go skate and my parents say something along the lines of "be careful!" or "don't break anything"...
be more grateful that your parents care
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Speakerphone. I hate everything about it.
I agree fully with this
I typically tell people that i cant hear or that its hard to hear them when on speaker and it usually works
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Thrift store chains (Value Village, Sally Ann, etc.) keeping their change rooms closed, while the expensive big box and mall stores have theirs open, is some backwards classist bullshit. Basically forcing those who need cheap clothes to buy a bunch of donated then overpriced shit, that might not even fit, and then can only be exchanged for store credit, not even their money back.
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Zoom meetings where small groups (5-10) will just stay on mute through even basic pleasantries. I am absolutely the only one who responds when the standard "how's everyone's day going?" gets asked. I aint trying to kiss ass but my god the silence is unbearable.
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Zoom meetings where small groups (5-10) will just stay on mute through even basic pleasantries. I am absolutely the only one who responds when the standard "how's everyone's day going?" gets asked. I aint trying to kiss ass but my god the silence is unbearable.
Building off of this – Zoom meetings that could've been an email.
I've been in two meetings TODAY that were an absolute waste of everyone's time – it was just for the meeting host to talk.
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Zoom meetings where small groups (5-10) will just stay on mute through even basic pleasantries. I am absolutely the only one who responds when the standard "how's everyone's day going?" gets asked. I aint trying to kiss ass but my god the silence is unbearable.
Building off of this – Zoom meetings that could've been an email.
I've been in two meetings that were an absolute waste of everyone's time – it was just for the meeting host to talk.
Adding to this but in a slightly different tack. Zoom meetings where people at the end add random ish on because they want to chat...in our last meeting our manager opened "the floor" to people so they could "give thanks"...so people were "thanking" everyone under the sun just to join in including our payroll staff and office cleaners...even though our offices are basically shut down and our expenses are late at the best of times, people miss the proverbial water cooler chat - that's fine but don't leech onto a progess meeting to do so.
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Inconsiderate people, whiners, and attention seekers. Some people are all three and they can really eat a dong.
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dumb white christian republicans .. they suck
Yes, dumb white Christians are such a marginalized group in our society, they really just can't catch a break. Fuck off, dipshit.
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Loud-ass birds outside my window in the morning
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This kind of banter on both sides., So bad faith from both sides.
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When people have a kid and then tell other people they are selfish/ don't known how selfish they are until they have a kid. Dickhead you're still a selfish prick, in fact you're more selfish now because there's two of you. Society doesn't benefit from your offspring.
I genuinely don't think someone can really be a good person and a good parent at the same time.
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When people have a kid and then tell other people they are selfish/ don't known how selfish they are until they have a kid. Dickhead you're still a selfish prick, in fact you're more selfish now because there's two of you. Society doesn't benefit from your offspring.
I genuinely don't think someone can really be a good person and a good parent at the same time.
This is coming up a lot lately but people don't only have to exist at either end of the spectrum. You can not have kids but also not be Peter Pan sneaker guy and you can also have kids and still try and be a generally decent person.
My peeve is specifically about shitty selfish people who then have kids and continue to be shitty selfish people but now believe they aren't because they have a kid.
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This kind of banter on both sides., So bad faith from both sides.
If you feel that there's some value to be gained from a spirited debate with a troll, be my guest.
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dumb white christian republicans .. they suck
This kind of banter on both sides., So bad faith from both sides.
I'd rather drink bleach.
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dumb white christian republicans .. they suck
This kind of banter on both sides., So bad faith from both sides.
I'd rather drink bleach.
Hahahahahaha I back this.
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I hate how I have to buckle my belt super tight for my pants to stay up and then unbuckle it to sit down comfortably. All day long, buckle, unbuckle, repeat. I don’t even buy my pants too big or anything, I’m just shaped weird and a little diva who’s never comfortable.
You have a Hank Hill butt.
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Speakerphone. I hate everything about it.
I typically tell people that i cant hear or that its hard to hear them when on speaker and it usually works
i hate when someone doesn't tell you that you're on speaker phone then you hear someone else in the bg. that shit is rude, i don't care if im saying something that is personal or not i just don't need everyone listening in on a call
gets especially annoying with friends and their significant others lol
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When I'm working in Google Slides and it skips to different slides as I'm editing. Thus making me lose my place and train of thought.
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I’m in the basement on the other side of the house, and my partner has the tv cranked so I can hear it. The program is not in a language either of us speak, so it’s subtitled.
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When people say "they could care less" to express that they don't care, it's could not/couldn't. If you could care less that means you do care.
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About to pick on my wife, but she works from home and these things are driving me bonkers:
-I come home and every light and TV is on in the house, yet she's on the couch with her phone
(Basement lights and laundry room lights included)
-Leaves exhaust fan on in bathroom for hours after shower
-When she does laundry she just tosses everything in together (such as white towels with my black work shirts)
(I do towels, colors and whites separately!)
-also laundry, turns the washer on longest setting and dryer on the longest settings
-oil diffusers throughout my house, but no one turns them off so when I turn off lights, I have to walk back into rooms and turn all these bad boys off too.
minus these things, everything is great. I've been fixating on this crap lately (I need to get out of the house)
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the free smells signs at jimmy johns
disgusting
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Lol ^
Stickers that come on products that don't come off smoothly. Marshalls is the worst offender, although I'm only effected because my wife brings home kitchen shit all the time and I'm the one who has to get the damn stickers off. I'm flying through goo gone all because removable stickers somehow can't exist.
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People that don't pick up after their dogs.
Saw someone leave their dog's shit. Called em out on it. They said they ran out of bags. I handed them one and saw them pretend to get ready to pick it up and walk off.
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When you're in a line at the shops and they open another register and say who's next and some dickhead from the end of the line rushes over.
The supermarket always have these deal things going on where you get points when you spend money, then you can get like Tupperware, frying pans or knives or something. Guaranteed at least half the time the points don't work. The other half they don't even have the stuff to get.
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People not understanding what the word humble means. If you say you are humble you're just bragging about not bragging and therefore aren't being humble.
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When people have a kid and then tell other people they are selfish/ don't known how selfish they are until they have a kid. Dickhead you're still a selfish prick, in fact you're more selfish now because there's two of you. Society doesn't benefit from your offspring.
I genuinely don't think someone can really be a good person and a good parent at the same time.
My peeve is specifically about shitty selfish people who then have kids and continue to be shitty selfish people but now believe they aren't because they have a kid.
Parental units who are oblivious/ignore the behavior of their children in public places. I can appreciate it can be energy/time/patience consuming to have children and everyone one deserves a break. But, in this day and age strangers aren't going to risk a misunderstanding that leads to tirade or legal action against them if they try to help your children when your children get into hazardous situations, so don't expect strangers to act as babysitters and don't act shocked/surprised/irate when they don't.
People who believe every space should be "kid-friendly." People neither go to bars/pubs to be subjected to your dirty looks if they use "inappropriate language" which you likely yell at your partner and/or children anyway, nor to have to dodge your seed running around screaming/crying. There are enough "adults" running around, screaming, crying, and acting a fool in such places to begin with.
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It grates my nerves to see the word "loose" and "lose" swapped out, example "That dude is a looser."
I'm in no way a grammar or spelling nazi, but I tend to read whatever's in front of me as it's written (in my head) and that always fucks up my reading flow.
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It grates my nerves to see the word "loose" and "lose" swapped out, example "That dude is a looser."
I'm in no way a grammar or spelling nazi, but I tend to read whatever's in front of me as it's written (in my head) and that always fucks up my reading flow.
This one always gets me too. It really isn't that fucking hard to tell the difference between the two either.
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Awesome. This fucktard again.
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Awesome. This fucktard again.
Unfortunately.
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It grates my nerves to see the word "loose" and "lose" swapped out, example "That dude is a looser."
I'm in no way a grammar or spelling nazi, but I tend to read whatever's in front of me as it's written (in my head) and that always fucks up my reading flow.
I reconnected to a cousin of mine growing up, and I texted him, 'I love you XXXXX', and he texted me back 'I love you to'. It fucks with me, it totally shouldn't, but it does.
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It grates my nerves to see the word "loose" and "lose" swapped out, example "That dude is a looser."
I'm in no way a grammar or spelling nazi, but I tend to read whatever's in front of me as it's written (in my head) and that always fucks up my reading flow.
I reconnected to a cousin of mine growing up, and I texted him, 'I love you XXXXX', and he texted me back 'I love you to'. It fucks with me, it totally shouldn't, but it does.
Yes, these and the "there/their/they're," or "through/threw/thru," and the great "your/you're/(and sometimes yore)."
Have these issues been exacerbated by predictive text/autocorrect and/or modern "standards" of text message communication/Newspeak?
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whenever kids post a skate edit of them doing an ollie down a stair set, then its followed up by a kickflip or any trick besides an ollie. why put the ollie in the edit? i find it pretty annoying and i would like my 3 seconds of time back lol
same for ledges, if you have other tricks in the edit, don't put a damn 50-50 in the edit
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i fucking hate when people act self aware for pity
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i fucking hate when people act self aware for pity
i also prefer people to act like totally oblivious fuckheads
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i fucking hate when people act self aware for pity
😂😂 dawg. i worded my post incorrectly but an example would be like “oh i know i cheated on you i’m a piece of shit. i’m the worst person ever”. stuff like that
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A buddy of mine is making this hardware company and made an insta page for it, and when he posts himself he talks about himself in third-person/not him.
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Something really bugs me about the word "nutty" and how it's becoming popular and how it's being used. It's like people decided not to say crazy anymore because it's offensive but nutty is basically the exact same thing. Also I feel like about 65% of the time I hear it the person basically means gay. Not as in actually homosexual (altho sorta sometimes yes) but like up until very recently they were still calling things gay but now just say nutty like it's better. Fuck maybe it is better I don't know
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Will never go back to the liquor store down the street.
"Anything I can help you find today?"
"Oh I'm good just deciding on a beer"
"Whats the vibes"
How can you actually ask someone that
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I hate when someone claims to be an independent immediately before regurgitating Republican talking points.
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i cringe every time i see the homie hug celebration . never been a big hugger so it’s probably mostly me but fuck does it ruin a clip for me
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New one is bullshitting around the line up instead of skating. Go talk elsewhere. Just because you have not been paying attention the last ten minutes (while bumping your piehole) to the order of things does not mean you can just drop in and go.
Also, dudes who roll up with 2-3 kids and then complain about all the kids at the park that are in the way. Just like the ones they brought are.
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drive thrum’s that have to points of entry .. shit makes me so mad
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blind drunk friends who wake up in the middle of the night and piss on me while i'm sleeping...god that's irritating. it's like, get a life man
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blind drunk friends who wake up in the middle of the night and piss on me while i'm sleeping...god that's irritating. it's like, get a life man
Lol
Slow walkers drive me nuts. Cunts that park in the cycle lane also...but at least I can just kick a mirror off to let my anger out.
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People that face inwards in the elevator instead of the door.
People that make a comment other than "what floor?" while in the elevator.
Motherfucker this is not social time. Do not fucking look at me and do not speak to me. I have a six pack of beer, you don't need to say someone's about to have a good night you fuck
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People that face inwards in the elevator instead of the door.
People that make a comment other than "what floor?" while in the elevator.
Motherfucker this is not social time. Do not fucking look at me and do not speak to me. I have a six pack of beer, you don't need to say someone's about to have a good night you fuck
I agree with all of these. A six pack is a quiet night in you fuck mind your own. Thank fuck my building is only 5 floors and no elevator.
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boom boxes at the skatepark
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People that face inwards in the elevator instead of the door.
People that make a comment other than "what floor?" while in the elevator.
Motherfucker this is not social time. Do not fucking look at me and do not speak to me. I have a six pack of beer, you don't need to say someone's about to have a good night you fuck
i know this isn't the sketchy story thread, but i can't help myself--all of the talk about pee (above), elevators, and six packs in this thread inevitably made me think about this time when i was in grad school at the University of Chicago.
it was a Friday early evening, and i had been working in the Regenstein Library all day, and walked north home to the building i lived in, on Kenwood between 52nd and Hyde Park Blvd. i already had to take a piss pretty bad by the time i stopped at the liquor store next to Hyde Park Market (on 53rd) to buy a six pack of some fine IPA, and probably should have just went home first and took a leak, but after long days on campus, there was that irresistible impulse to get home, free the feet, and relax. so, by the time i was walking into my building i was on the verge of pissing myself--dancing, clinching, cussing, etc. it was a pretty old building, and the elevators were slow and i lived on like the 7th or 8th floor (i don't remember which exactly anymore), and i could not hold it anymore, so the elevator door closed and i started going up and i quickly took my six-pack out of the plastic bag and fucking pissed in the bag praying to whatever divine force may have been listening that A) nobody would need to get on the elevator to go up and B) that i'd be done and packed up by the time the elevator door opened to my floor. it was basically a building full of grad students and i could totally have imagined having the cops called on me if the door opened on me peeing into a plastic liquor store bag.
but there is a happy ending--nobody stopped the elevator to get on, i did finish in time before getting to my floor, i did not pass anyone in the hallway on my floor as i walked to my apartment with my six-pack in one hand and a plastic bag full of piss in the other, and those kind people at the liquor store double-bagged my six-pack so i did not spill a drop and just dumped it into the toilet once home.
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ur depupee weendall now
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couples that sit on the same side of the table while on a date at a restaurant
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(usa here) people that talk in military time
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It grates my nerves to see the word "loose" and "lose" swapped out, example "That dude is a looser."
I'm in no way a grammar or spelling nazi, but I tend to read whatever's in front of me as it's written (in my head) and that always fucks up my reading flow.
I reconnected to a cousin of mine growing up, and I texted him, 'I love you XXXXX', and he texted me back 'I love you to'. It fucks with me, it totally shouldn't, but it does.
Yes, these and the "there/their/they're," or "through/threw/thru," and the great "your/you're/(and sometimes yore)."
Have these issues been exacerbated by predictive text/autocorrect and/or modern "standards" of text message communication/Newspeak?
I think it can't be text/autocorrect because then would be correct, no? I know this dude who posted something on social media and he used you're and your incorrectly in the same post. Like "we had fun at you're house skating and your rad for letting us skate there". Even typing this up autocorrect is pointing out how I used it wrong. He skates 'pro' and I'd love to share his exploits here on Slap because it's amusing as fuck, but I feel mean putting him own blast like that.
Maybe they turn it off because autocorrect 'ain't gong tel me what 2 do'?
Thats even worse. Do some people appear smarter due to autocorrect and fool us into thinking this person at least knows minimum grammar/spelling?
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people that wear brand new chuck taylors and keep ‘em looking fresh .. makes my skin crawl
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Icy hot is Cayenne lube. It's the worst, and doesn't feel anything remotely close to good
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im so over microwaves. no matter which i use whatever instructions are on what i am preparing NEVER works. ill even add time and its still cold. im done
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im so over microwaves. no matter which i use whatever instructions are on what i am preparing NEVER works. ill even add time and its still cold. im done
Get a Ninja air fryer and play around with it until you dial in on how to use it perfectly. Sure what was said to be 2 minutes in microwave may now take 5 minutes but it'll be cooked through and crispy. Different settings on it so you can air fry, bake, reheat, dehydrate, etc. I love the damn thing
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When people react to food by saying "yuuuumm"
Get the fuck outa here with that
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im so over microwaves. no matter which i use whatever instructions are on what i am preparing NEVER works. ill even add time and its still cold. im done
Get a Ninja air fryer and play around with it until you dial in on how to use it perfectly. Sure what was said to be 2 minutes in microwave may now take 5 minutes but it'll be cooked through and crispy. Different settings on it so you can air fry, bake, reheat, dehydrate, etc. I love the damn thing
i just used my tickets from dave and busters to get one. this is what i wanted to hear
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physically abusive parents
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im so over microwaves. no matter which i use whatever instructions are on what i am preparing NEVER works. ill even add time and its still cold. im done
Get a Ninja air fryer and play around with it until you dial in on how to use it perfectly. Sure what was said to be 2 minutes in microwave may now take 5 minutes but it'll be cooked through and crispy. Different settings on it so you can air fry, bake, reheat, dehydrate, etc. I love the damn thing
i just used my tickets from dave and busters to get one. this is what i wanted to hear
Hot take, air fryers leave a weird metallic tang on food. Maybe mine was bunk, i don't know.
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im so over microwaves. no matter which i use whatever instructions are on what i am preparing NEVER works. ill even add time and its still cold. im done
Get a Ninja air fryer and play around with it until you dial in on how to use it perfectly. Sure what was said to be 2 minutes in microwave may now take 5 minutes but it'll be cooked through and crispy. Different settings on it so you can air fry, bake, reheat, dehydrate, etc. I love the damn thing
i just used my tickets from dave and busters to get one. this is what i wanted to hear
Hot take, air fryers leave a weird metallic tang on food. Maybe mine was bunk, i don't know.
I know the nonstick coating releases chemicals that are bad for birds and some other animals. The cheap one I got from Sam’s Club has no issues, and I airfry tofu, potatoes, Brussels sprouts, or asparagus on a daily basis in the 370-400 F range.
It’s the shit for reheating pizza and any leftovers. At least for pizza and potato-based food, it feels soggy in the microwave. My toaster oven makes the bottom too hard, while the top is semi-cold.
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Tiny houses.
People with no waiting room etiquette.
When there's a que and people walk up to the side and try to make a new line "oh no I'm not pushing in I'm waiting for this teller" yes so is everyone else who's already been standing in line
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Tiny houses.
People with no waiting room etiquette.
When there's a que and people walk up to the side and try to make a new line "oh no I'm not pushing in I'm waiting for this teller" yes so is everyone else who's already been standing in line
Lines are easily some of my most hate inducing situations. How about when there's 3 cashiers but no organized line system so you try to stand in a position so which ever one opens first, you should get that one. But no, shit turns to chaos and suddenly someone who just walked up jumps into that shit ignoring the whole crowd behind
Also does anyone else live in an apartment where the buzzer system only works maybe 1 out of 4 times? Wtf is so hard about a buzzer to work right when I am pressing the right number on my phone every time
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Tiny houses.
People with no waiting room etiquette.
When there's a que and people walk up to the side and try to make a new line "oh no I'm not pushing in I'm waiting for this teller" yes so is everyone else who's already been standing in line
Worst thing about tiny houses is the way boomers talk about them. Like their first house was a 3 bedroom 2 bath with a garage and backyard in the city and they think we should just be happy and thankful to live in a glorified 1 bedroom apartment that cost just as much as their first real house
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Tiny houses.
People with no waiting room etiquette.
When there's a que and people walk up to the side and try to make a new line "oh no I'm not pushing in I'm waiting for this teller" yes so is everyone else who's already been standing in line
Worst thing about tiny houses is the way boomers talk about them. Like their first house was a 3 bedroom 2 bath with a garage and backyard in the city and they think we should just be happy and thankful to live in a glorified 1 bedroom apartment that cost just as much as their first real house
That's def a contributing factor. It being turned into a novelty is maybe my main peeve about it tho. All the shows about it where the houses aren't based on any kind of practical use and usually just bought by people who could easily afford very nice large houses and usually have a decent amount of land anyway.
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I hate when people use high beams or tailgate, and some asshole in a Jeep did both yesterday around 6, during sunset. Even after stoplights, I’d accelerate to get further away, and this person would still tailgate. Instead of getting pissed, I drove 7 miles below the speed limit just to fuck with that person.
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My darkest thoughts occur when I'm in a grocery store full of extraordinarily slow people who have zero spatial awareness whatsoever. God forbid you say something egregious like "excuse me" and watch them process that information in slow motion and stare at you like you just kicked their dog.
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I live in a 7 story building so when the elevator stops 6 fucking times before getting to my floor I lose my mind
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corollary, people who use the elevator for a single floor (talking like your average perfectly fit person here, grandma is fine)
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My darkest thoughts occur when I'm in a grocery store full of extraordinarily slow people who have zero spatial awareness whatsoever.
I believe that abiding by skate code makes us pre-disposed to mind our surroundings and be more thoughtful than people who never got a good checking/vibe at the spot/park.
I am the change I want to see in the grocery store. If someone walks near merchandise i'm near, I'll leave the area code. It's called 'integrity'
https://youtu.be/Hmnzq68I2Ko
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My darkest thoughts occur when I'm in a grocery store full of extraordinarily slow people who have zero spatial awareness whatsoever.
I am the change I want to see in the grocery store. If someone walks near merchandise i'm near, I'll leave the area code. It's called 'integrity'
https://youtu.be/Hmnzq68I2Ko
Could probably start a whole thread just for grocery related pet peeves. One good store I like is next to a rugby field and shares a building with a gym and it just gets flooded with human cows
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I hate when people use high beams or tailgate, and some asshole in a Jeep did both yesterday around 6, during sunset. Even after stoplights, I’d accelerate to get further away, and this person would still tailgate. Instead of getting pissed, I drove 7 miles below the speed limit just to fuck with that person.
If you don’t care about your own time and safety you can brake check the fuck outta the tailgaters
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drive thrum’s that have to points of entry .. shit makes me so mad
It’s horrible when you get in the wrong line and a family of 10 is a few cars ahead of you. Theyre ordering 30 things, taking forever while the other line is flying. 3 cars who got there after you have already gotten their food and left already. I hate that
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hate being asked to run errands after work all i want to do is isolate and sleep
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My darkest thoughts occur when I'm in a grocery store full of extraordinarily slow people who have zero spatial awareness whatsoever. God forbid you say something egregious like "excuse me" and watch them process that information in slow motion and stare at you like you just kicked their dog.
The best is when they are holding up the line asking the cashier a bunch of questions or arguing with them. They look to you for support and you get the pleasure of telling them the truth.....
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Fucking hate dusting. Especially when you're getting ready to move and you're suddenly realizing all the spots you neglected for 2 years
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When you take a shit and it's too much for one flush, man, sitting there waiting for the tank to refill feels like a fucking eternity.
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working from home I'll get an IM from someone saying "hey do you have a minute for a quick question about ______" I send an immediate reply back saying sure and then it's just 15+ fucking minutes of silence before they actually call. Set up a god damn meeting you bastard
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My darkest thoughts occur when I'm in a grocery store full of extraordinarily slow people who have zero spatial awareness whatsoever. God forbid you say something egregious like "excuse me" and watch them process that information in slow motion and stare at you like you just kicked their dog.
The best is when they are holding up the line asking the cashier a bunch of questions or arguing with them. They look to you for support and you get the pleasure of telling them the truth.....
Oh goddamn the look of satisfaction when telling said person they’re a dick, I am not in to bullying anyone but the one’s that deserves it from Karen’s to douche bag Chads.
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Moved in to 4 plex and 1st night here domestic abuse situation. Day after I said nothing nor will I ever. If I were to I’d want to hear a deep apology for keeping us up all night. Also cigarette butts on my stoop I don’t pay money for rent just for some lazy fuck to not use an ashtray.
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When you smoke weed before watching a movie / tv with somebody and they’re sober and have the volume up super high while you’re on the verge of flinching at every explosion
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Just realized that I don't like watching people skate vert without pads on.
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Just realized that I don't like watching people skate vert without pads on.
Yeah, it’s kinda like watching somebody skate barefoot where they’re just extra carefuling it the whole time.
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If you actually put the bread clip / tie back on every time you make a sandwich you’re a bit too anal retentive for my liking #sorrynotsorry #twistandfoldgangforlife
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Drivers who don't use their turn signals. It's just a courtesy y'all, cmon.