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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Dr. Newton 2.0 on March 25, 2009, 11:26:17 PM
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Just purge everything on the board -- all the old posts, accounts, threads... everything, and let's start over.
I'd also like to nominate myself to be the new moderator of SLAP -- Vegan said he wanted his post to go to me, and I got second place in the poll. The only person that beat me was the bitch, and she's not doing her fucking job. Let's restore some law and order around here.
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cue another gipper vs. newton thread in 5...4...3....2....1.....................
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cue another newton destroys gipper thread in 5...4...3....2....1.....................
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Newton... take some initiative.. start your own fucking message board and all the people who are interested in your shitty valueless insights can follow you, and the rest of us can stay here content that you're off diddling yourself somewhere else.
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nah i vouch for newton, dudes hilarious.
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d00d you wont have time to moderat a message bord when ur gonna be knee deep in PUSSAY in colleggeeeee BOO YAH
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robertson i would give you an exploding knucks pound in real life if i ever saw you
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nah i vouch for newton, dudes hilarious.
I give Newt my fair share of shit too, but I have no beef with the guy. All in good fun.
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Newton... take some initiative.. start your own fucking message board and all the people who are interested in your shitty valueless insights can follow you, and the rest of us can stay here content that you're off dildoing yourself somewhere else.
i find it entertaining
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robertson i would give you an exploding knucks pound in real life if i ever saw you
i have met people liek you before in real lief, they talk so much shit, then when i meet them in real life, i am laughing and in a good mood as usual, and they come at me all sideways and i am still smiling, then it just gets awkward. they are all like "ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT ME NOW? NO, I DIDNT THINK SO! FAGGET!" and im like "dude i was just chilling, yall got some issues" and then THEY leave. peopel take this shit mega seriously when they att the computer then when it comes down to real life they lose heart all of a sudden
dude, why are you harshing this mellow?
i simply meant:
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followed by us saying 'boooom' and making a gesture like the knucks pound had made our hands explode
i was even going to let you be the black hand :(
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That "bitch" is my girlfriend, asshole.
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all these years of forum-hating has got me jumpin to conclusions again. im really not that angry, even tho my raps is hard, in real life i climb trees and smoke trees
Climb up, smoke down... amirite!?
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i'm sorry but you are just not mod material at all, people would want you to be mod for the same reason the preppy kid who just started skating to be cool wants him preppy bff to start skating...people just want someone on the same level of suckitude as them on their side, just like the prep analogy, preppy dude wants another dude like him to skate with since he is not actually skater material
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cue another gipper vs. newton thread in 5...4...3....2....1.....................
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LET'S GO!
Thought Newton was ok until he started throwing personal shit in the debates, and wouldn't back down. So now I talk shit about his life, and the fun is back!
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i want to see a beef video on the gipper and dr. newton.
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Thought Newton was ok until he started throwing personal shit in the debates, and wouldn't back down. So now I talk shit about his life, and the fun is back!
from a lurk perspective alone everything is personal to him, he would ban based on personal taste and not reflect any rules or lack there of
i can see it now, he would make threads as traps to make someone post something then ban them for responding in the same level of hostility as his original post
he would make an obama thread and get a debate going with you, say he is going to stab you, then when you say yeah well ill hit you with a baseball bat he would ban you
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we should have an i.q. level minimum mark upon registration to the boards to keep dumbass people like you out ^^^^^
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we should have an i.q. level minimum mark upon registration to the boards to keep dumbass people like you out ^^^^^
kilgore, good to see you back in the positives my friend.
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we should have an i.q. level minimum mark upon registration to the boards to keep dumbass people like you out ^^^^^
good job proving youre a complete idiot, i guarantee you if the iq bar was set at 3 digits you would fail
you dont deserve a tyson quote in your sig, he was a man
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved. you don't deserve to have the freedom of speech. 6 posts in and you're already deserving of crucifixion.
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved. you don't deserve to have the freedom of speech. 6 posts in and you're already deserving of crucifixion.
you cant even justify your own opinion about me, if you could you wouldve instead of resorting to played out insults like chris brown
you do know there is a poster named chris brown here and youre not too funny unless youre him right, prob not
only the insecure take the level of offense you just did, you need to be more comfortable with yourself and be proud of who you are, i have another term for acting insecure, i call it being a woman
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you're doing about as good at posting on slap as memphis is doing against mizzou right now. when you average about 500 words per 8 posts and aren't being insightful about something then you are fucking up. your post about newton was as dumb as it gets. i can guarantee you big boy that 80 percent of this community doesnt takes this shit seriously and i'd group myself in with them, so yeah i'm taking offense huh? stick to being guest'd out, lurkerz 09'
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you're doing about as good at posting on slap as memphis is doing against mizzou right now. when you average about 500 words per 8 posts and aren't being insightful about something then you are fucking up. your post about newton was as dumb as it gets. i can guarantee you big boy that 80 percent of this community doesnt takes this shit seriously and i'd group myself in with them, so yeah i'm taking offense huh? stick to being guest'd out, lurkerz 09'
how was my post about newton anything but true, hes not mod material, gets way into debates and takes shit personal, and anyone with mediocre vision could see him banning people due to his own personal taste
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved. you don't deserve to have the freedom of speech. 6 posts in and you're already deserving of crucifixion.
Yo dawg,
I'll gladly help in any 'Chris Browning' if you need it.
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved. you don't deserve to have the freedom of speech. 6 posts in and you're already deserving of crucifixion.
Yo dawg,
I'll gladly help in any 'Chris Browning' if you need it.
dont help his poser ass, he was reppin you without permission, he should pay royalties to you and by royalties i mean he should give you new punching bags to keep you in shape...and by punching bags i mean..well you know what i mean
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Yeah I hope you mean you, fuck I wish I almost killed you instead of Rihanna and thats saying alot.
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suprisingly entertaining thread but i'd say that rawbum took it with "oh"
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Yeah I hope you mean you, fuck I wish I almost killed you instead of Rihanna and thats saying alot.
i'd like to see your little pussy bitch ass, disgusting music makin, weak ass lay a hand on someone who wasnt an even weaker (only physically) woman
you are a woman for having to be that insecure
dont cram the next tampon so far up your vag and you might not get so slap happy
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cue another gipper vs. newton thread in 5...4...3....2....1.....................
Irony.
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
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Et tu, Newte?
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
i am a better poster in you in every way shape and form, all you have is the support, but i dont count your support because it comes from:
teenagers, douchebags, people hate to fit in, trolls, postwhores, plus-one-ers, people from nc, children, tweens, haters, haters, gimmicks, fake accounts, haters, morons, idiots, people with shticks as the sole reason for their account, losers, infidels, hypocrites, freeloaders, haters, more teenagers, dick riders, hipsters, jereme rogers, jereme rogers fans, sheckler, probably cotg, probably cotg 2.0, the gipper only because you are the only person with as ass backwards of an opinion so that you can debate against him for as long as you do, team foolery, team watson, wood pusher, the mentally challenged, the physically challenged, lil wayne fans, plan b supporters, youtube commenters, karl watson haters, people who love their slap account more than their skateboard, shoe collecting fags, teensagainstporn, george bush supporters, racists, kids who can only shop at the mall, people with american eagle id card things, people who would throw away shoes because a homie stepped on em, people who focus boards cause their parents will buy them a new one, kids who buy new decks when all they "need" is new grip, confederates, the weak
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
i am a better poster in you in every way shape and form, all you have is the support, but i dont count your support because it comes from:
teenagers, douchebags, people hate to fit in, trolls, postwhores, plus-one-ers, people from nc, children, tweens, haters, haters, gimmicks, fake accounts, haters, morons, idiots, people with shticks as the sole reason for their account, losers, infidels, hypocrites, freeloaders, haters, more teenagers, dick riders, hipsters, jereme rogers, jereme rogers fans, sheckler, probably cotg, probably cotg 2.0, the gipper only because you are the only person with as ass backwards of an opinion so that you can debate against him for as long as you do, team foolery, team watson, wood pusher, the mentally challenged, the physically challenged, lil wayne fans, plan b supporters, youtube commenters, karl watson haters, people who love their slap account more than their skateboard, shoe collecting fags, teensagainstporn, george bush supporters, racists, kids who can only shop at the mall, people with american eagle id card things, people who would throw away shoes because a homie stepped on em, people who focus boards cause their parents will buy them a new one, kids who buy new decks when all they "need" is new grip, confederates, the weak
Ok this would constitute an outright ban, and possibly a real life beating.
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newts, based solely on that last post, you've got my vote.
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
i am a better poster in you in every way shape and form, all you have is the support, but i dont count your support because it comes from:
teenagers, douchebags, people hate to fit in, trolls, postwhores, plus-one-ers, people from nc, children, tweens, haters, haters, gimmicks, fake accounts, haters, morons, idiots, people with shticks as the sole reason for their account, losers, infidels, hypocrites, freeloaders, haters, more teenagers, dick riders, hipsters, jereme rogers, jereme rogers fans, sheckler, probably cotg, probably cotg 2.0, the gipper only because you are the only person with as ass backwards of an opinion so that you can debate against him for as long as you do, team foolery, team watson, wood pusher, the mentally challenged, the physically challenged, lil wayne fans, plan b supporters, youtube commenters, karl watson haters, people who love their slap account more than their skateboard, shoe collecting fags, teensagainstporn, george bush supporters, racists, kids who can only shop at the mall, people with american eagle id card things, people who would throw away shoes because a homie stepped on em, people who focus boards cause their parents will buy them a new one, kids who buy new decks when all they "need" is new grip, confederates, the weak
Ok this would constitute an outright ban, and possibly a real life beating.
Remember when Jamie said something like that and you went back and forth between telling him to come out and crying about him being mean, then just focused your account?
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
i am a better poster in you in every way shape and form, all you have is the support, but i dont count your support because it comes from:
teenagers, douchebags, people hate to fit in, trolls, postwhores, plus-one-ers, people from nc, children, tweens, haters, haters, gimmicks, fake accounts, haters, morons, idiots, people with shticks as the sole reason for their account, losers, infidels, hypocrites, freeloaders, haters, more teenagers, dick riders, hipsters, jereme rogers, jereme rogers fans, sheckler, probably cotg, probably cotg 2.0, the gipper only because you are the only person with as ass backwards of an opinion so that you can debate against him for as long as you do, team foolery, team watson, wood pusher, the mentally challenged, the physically challenged, lil wayne fans, plan b supporters, youtube commenters, karl watson haters, people who love their slap account more than their skateboard, shoe collecting fags, teensagainstporn, george bush supporters, racists, kids who can only shop at the mall, people with american eagle id card things, people who would throw away shoes because a homie stepped on em, people who focus boards cause their parents will buy them a new one, kids who buy new decks when all they "need" is new grip, confederates, the weak
Ok this would constitute an outright ban, and possibly a real life beating.
haha i thought you were accusing me of being someone and i tried to look up who it was in the blackbox/muska beef thread and forgot that it was newton who was crying
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Muska hate.... Jamie Thomas dickriding.... Jamie Thomas posts.... WIKIPEDIA EDITS...
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I think it was in the thread about fallen and Johnny Romano. Jamie finally had enough of Newton and somehow was able to successfully punk him over the internet.
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i will mike tyson your fucking life. and then chris brown any female you've ever loved.
Hahahahahaha. This post had me cracking up.
Sarmiento Subs, don't worry -- I'll keep you around for a little while longer. Rednecks need Mexicans. Germans need Jews. The SLAP forums need regular posters like you.
i am a better poster in you in every way shape and form, all you have is the support, but i dont count your support because it comes from:
teenagers, douchebags, people hate to fit in, trolls, postwhores, plus-one-ers, people from nc, children, tweens, haters, haters, gimmicks, fake accounts, haters, morons, idiots, people with shticks as the sole reason for their account, losers, infidels, hypocrites, freeloaders, haters, more teenagers, dick riders, hipsters, jereme rogers, jereme rogers fans, sheckler, probably cotg, probably cotg 2.0, the gipper only because you are the only person with as ass backwards of an opinion so that you can debate against him for as long as you do, team foolery, team watson, wood pusher, the mentally challenged, the physically challenged, lil wayne fans, plan b supporters, youtube commenters, karl watson haters, people who love their slap account more than their skateboard, shoe collecting fags, teensagainstporn, george bush supporters, racists, kids who can only shop at the mall, people with american eagle id card things, people who would throw away shoes because a homie stepped on em, people who focus boards cause their parents will buy them a new one, kids who buy new decks when all they "need" is new grip, confederates, the weak
Ok this would constitute an outright ban, and possibly a real life beating.
Hahaha, this is such a gross distortion of what actually happened -- I'll go ahead and give the real story since you insist on bringing it up. I was talking shit about him in his BlackBox trade show thread, and he stupidly challenged me to a fight -- saying he was going to come down here and beat my ass. I PM'd him and accepted, and asked him when he wanted to come to town. I'm not a big guy by any means, but if some punk bitch Alabama redneck wants to fly 3,000 miles to come and fight me, I'm down. My friend Greg has punked him out before, and so I know that I'd be able to handle him. Anyway, he backed out and said he was not serious after a bunch of bitching. I still accept the challenge too if he ever decides to grow some balls.
A good TWO MONTHS after this, I focused my account because SLAP was wasting too much of my time. I'm in a lot of AP classes, I enjoy being able to skate every now and then, etc. etc.
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^Two months my ass. I'm pretty sure crossroads was about 2 months ago now. Let's find the thread. You clearly go back and forth between tough guy and "stop picking on me" guy. Everybody got on your shit, Then you focused your account right away.
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^Two months my ass. I'm pretty sure crossroads was about 2 months ago now. Let's find the thread. You clearly go back and forth between tough guy and "stop picking on me" guy. Everybody got on your shit, Then you focused your account right away.
I did not focus my account "right away" -- if the time between that happening and me leaving are close together at all, it is not because of that. I'm positive the faggot has my MySpace, and he can get in touch with me anytime he wants to. Like I said, I still accept the challenge to this day. I think it would be funny.
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^Two months my ass. I'm pretty sure crossroads was about 2 months ago now. Let's find the thread. You clearly go back and forth between tough guy and "stop picking on me" guy. Everybody got on your shit, Then you focused your account right away.
I did not focus my account "right away" -- if the time between that happening and me leaving are close together at all, it is not because of that. I'm positive the faggot has my MySpace, and he can get in touch with me anytime he wants to. Like I said, I still accept the challenge to this day. I think it would be funny.
You must hate fixed gear bikes too, because you sure are backpeddling.
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^Two months my ass. I'm pretty sure crossroads was about 2 months ago now. Let's find the thread. You clearly go back and forth between tough guy and "stop picking on me" guy. Everybody got on your shit, Then you focused your account right away.
I did not focus my account "right away" -- if the time between that happening and me leaving are close together at all, it is not because of that. I'm positive the faggot has my MySpace, and he can get in touch with me anytime he wants to. Like I said, I still accept the challenge to this day. I think it would be funny.
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU THOSE THREADS WERE PROBABLY ROUGHLY TWO MONTHS APART. STOP RUINING MY THREAD FAGGOT.
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^Two months my ass. I'm pretty sure crossroads was about 2 months ago now. Let's find the thread. You clearly go back and forth between tough guy and "stop picking on me" guy. Everybody got on your shit, Then you focused your account right away.
I did not focus my account "right away" -- if the time between that happening and me leaving are close together at all, it is not because of that. I'm positive the faggot has my MySpace, and he can get in touch with me anytime he wants to. Like I said, I still accept the challenge to this day. I think it would be funny.
I JUST FUCKING TOLD YOU THOSE THREADS WERE PROBABLY ROUGHLY TWO MONTHS APART. STOP RUINING MY THREAD FAGGOT.
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Also, what threads? You focused your account right after the thread about crossroads, which was held in January, which was 2 months ago.
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Dr Newton and The Gipper should have their own show.
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Start another thread and I will answer to any and all criticism you may have.
Back to me being a moderator: Twitch, where are you at? What is taking so long?
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You aren't going to be moderator. You are too controversial. They always pick some bland but well liked person.
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Shut up you piece of shit. Jesus Christ.
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Shut up you piece of shit. Jesus Christ.
how do you not eventually get tired of Gip completely destroying you every time you guys debate? you do realize you are a 17 year old douche from NC right?
and about your bitch ass comment about what i said to you being an outright ban, you do that shit all the time to people so you shouldnt be throwing stones...ever
you gonna cry again, you cried cause jamie punked you from all the way across the US, and now youre crying like a lil bitch you just cannot ever take out Gipper in a conversation
c'mon now it's not the worst thing in the world to have your thread (or lack there of) "ruined" if anything he did you a favor by helping once again to make you look like the fool that you are helping anyone with doubt know that you as a mod makes as much sense as wanting to be kicked in the balls, sure some people might like/want it but it sure isnt healthy and definitely doesnt make much sense
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Shut up you piece of shit. Jesus Christ.
how do you not eventually get tired of Gip completely destroying you every time you guys debate? you do realize you are a 17 year old douche from NC right?
and about your bitch ass comment about what i said to you being an outright ban, you do that shit all the time to people so you shouldnt be throwing stones...ever
you gonna cry again, you cried cause jamie punked you from all the way across the US, and now youre crying like a lil bitch you just cannot ever take out Gipper in a conversation
c'mon now it's not the worst thing in the world to have your thread (or lack there of) "ruined" if anything he did you a favor by helping once again to make you look like the fool that you are helping anyone with doubt know that you as a mod makes as much sense as wanting to be kicked in the balls, sure some people might like/want it but it sure isnt healthy and definitely doesnt make much sense
that comment was very unnecessary.
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d00d you wont have time to moderat a message bord when ur gonna be knee deep in PUSSAY in colleggeeeee BOO YAH
pretty sure there aint too much pussy in clown college
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As much as the Scrub Squad rides my dick you'd think this place was a fucking rodeo.
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Shut up you piece of shit. Jesus Christ.
how do you not eventually get tired of Gip completely destroying you every time you guys debate? you do realize you are a 17 year old douche from NC right?
and about your bitch ass comment about what i said to you being an outright ban, you do that shit all the time to people so you shouldnt be throwing stones...ever
you gonna cry again, you cried cause jamie punked you from all the way across the US, and now youre crying like a lil bitch you just cannot ever take out Gipper in a conversation
c'mon now it's not the worst thing in the world to have your thread (or lack there of) "ruined" if anything he did you a favor by helping once again to make you look like the fool that you are helping anyone with doubt know that you as a mod makes as much sense as wanting to be kicked in the balls, sure some people might like/want it but it sure isnt healthy and definitely doesnt make much sense
Im gonna give you a cycle
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that comment was very unnecessary.
so is your existence, ill delete the comment if you delete the profile, got a dealio? ha
Too that one comment that deleted about you need a picture to describe what happened this post:
wtf?
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Et tu, Newte?
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